What would have made Spike so clumsy in the last episode?Old horse:>>7030501
>>7034511The episode was orignially written with Derpy in mind.
I AM THE GREATEST
>>7034511an evil wizard
>>7034511He wasn't used to doing farm work and intense baking
>>7034511He was nervous around ApplejackShe was winking the whole episode, it was very distracting.
>Family members knowing about poni
Plot-induced brain damage.
If you could come inside one pony, which pony would you come inside?
there were a lot of pretty pones in Django
>>7034644>tfw Tribes in its prime.
We best pony now?
So apparently a lot of the art in Hoofbeat 2 was done by a 'Mjolksaft' but I can't find any info on who they are.So... does anyone know who it is?
>>7034659ApplejackShe is just so lovely and she would be rough yet understanding
I hope Rainbow Dash comes to my window some day.
>>7034659but ow could a human fit inside a pony? that sounds uncomfortable for both parties
>>7034525I think is great that Dan is winning again.Hey Fluffy, what do you think about this?http://www.tvland.com/video-clips/hot-in-cleveland/elevator-and-bronies>>7034525
>>7034691The names there are fake names to "protect the identity of the artist"
>>7034511He was so excited and caught up on fullfillig his personal code, he payed little regard to what he was actually doing
>>7034688I want to pat her on the bum and tell her she's a good pony.Would she like that?
>>7034688Is that Fluttershy pretending to be a cat?I'd love if that got cleaned up/colored
Cutest, bluest, rainbowest pone.
>>7034654>Family doesn't know about ponies.>But mom really wants to help out on that project I am working on.I should have just told here I was using this shit for drugs or something adult males who live alone do...
>>7034659Twilight, in the missionary position with the lights off
>>7034688screw thatwho is best rabbit?
>>7034648I'm an evil koopa wizard
>>7034721Onta's got his real pony art name in there
what the fuck is hot in cleveland
>>7034726She would even let spank her if that's what you wanted.
>>7034749...what exactly is that project?
>>7034731yup, from some artist in the draw threads.
>>7034769The show that will kill Betty White.
>>7034768A lot of the artists are just furry artists who made a "pony" alias so that it's seperate from their more common work
>>7034511I think we all know the answer to that.
What do you guys think the fetishes of the mane 6 are, or other pone's for that matter?I think rarity's is dirty sex with name calling maybe with food.
>>7034774oh my fuck
>>7034714Never even heard of that show. So don't really care.
>>7034769it's a new show based on bronies living in cleveland
>>7034726Horses actually like it when you pat them on the flankIt's a good portion of their body. It would be like patting your back
>>7034684What could have saved Tribes?
>>7034816Fluttershy lusts for butts.
>>7034784Googly ponies.Yes, it's going to fucking update, calm down, shit is getting a wee complicated.
>>7034831Less updates, less pay2win
>>7034831Not going pay 2 win
>>7034816Twilight likes to RP as a librarian, or doctor.
>>7034842No, everyone lusts for Fluttershy's butt.
>>7034831competent devs who knew what they had, and how to keep it
>>7034874Snoop Lion pls
AJ is a very pony pony.
>>7034860Something's off about the second one. First one pulls off the character very well.
>>7034816Rainbow Dash getting cummed inside
>>7034878>as a librarian>implying she's not a librarian already
>>7034881I don't even like Fluttershy and I would like to fuck her ass
>>7034860>Not even bothering to get a chainsaw.
>>7034878But anon, she is a librarian.
>>7034872Does anyone actually use 'lel' unironically?
Which pony has the best armor? Rarity obviously
>>7034881>>7034896She got dat ass.dat timid ass.
>>7034893Twilight's not a good actor.
>>7034893I don't see her doing a lot of business in her library.
>>7034722After he saw the selfish, uncaring dragons in Dragon Quest, he made up his own code about how dragons should act. This was his first attempt to try it out.
>>7034831Static launcher pads so fatter classes have even a slim hope of getting to the enemy base when some faglord pulls a 300+b2front. Static so that they can't be moved and let people have cheap flag grabs.Trouble with T:A is that it's hard to gain speed but easy to keep it, which was the opposite of previous Tribes games. Every problem stems from this. Pathfinders being way too fucking fast so that advanced players completely dominate. Which necessitates Sentinels to stop them, but then you get enemy teams where all the defense is nofun Sentinels fagging around.
>>7034907>>7034904She just lives there.
>>7034907I don't have time to sort through what is or is not "ironic" so I just report it regardless
>>7034893>>7034904No one ever said Twilight was wild or creative
>>7034667MORE LIKE NIGGERLES
It isn't even a competition.
>>7034932I bet it'd jiggle if she fell on itand she'd get all embarrassed about it
Would you break into pony's home, climb into their bed and give them a hug?
>>7034965THE CHANGELINGS ARE AT OUR DOOR
>>7034958>sometimes, when she's feeling bold, she asks Rarity to RP as a fashion designer
>>7034947Nigga did you even watch Secret of my Excess?Rarity goes to the library looking for a book, twilight finds her the book and gives it to her. She didn't go to the library to chill or anything, she came for a book. Twilight got it for her. She lives in a library, and manages it. She's a librarian.
>>7034931>fully armoured pones.oh god, what is this boner.
>>7034961that's not nice
>>7034803She's a main character in Pound Puppies, which airs on The Hub, which owes all of its popularity to ponies and Transformers. Either she will bite the hand that feeds her (ironically she does not play a dog) or she will be spaghetti all over.
Because he's not as competent as all of his fanboys believe. He's still just a kid people.
>>7034931I like AJ's armor
>>7034979>>7034958Twilight is such a ravenous slut, I bet she'd even want to hug with the lights off
>>7034975no anonthat is rape
>>7034816>AJLikes to be the man>RarityLikes to be slut slammed>TwiRole play>RDRough Sex>FSBondage>PPToys/foodThis is my headcanon
>>7034816Pinkie has an amputation fetish. She's saving up for that clinic in Mexicolt.
>>7034931gotta go with applejack
>>7034999nice trips, but did you even see the movie.
>>7034947She's the live in librarian, it's never explicitly stated but >>7034996Yeah, that. Imply some implications, anon.
>>7035043This is taking the loli luna idea in the wrong direction
>>7034816Rainbow Dash is super vanilla
>>7035043Superior Luna waifu
>>7035043>some kind of quadroon chrysalis>she's chubbyMeh.
>>7035043>Not noting that the Cadence looks just as shitty and thrown together as the actual character herself.
>>7034996Even earlier than that; the CMC checked out the ghosts and goblins book from Twilight Sparkle to help their visual designs in The Show Stoppers.
>>7035026Watch episode 8, and you will understand why the few of us who watch Pound Puppies love it almost as much as pony.
Dunno, but it fucking pissed me off. Spike is the only male in the show with screen time. Stop emasculating him. Also he went through a greed phase. I want the rest of the seven. Any good fics for that yet?
>>7035043>chrysalis had a bit too much loveOhOh my
>>7035098Hes also a little child. They emasculate themselves
>>7035043I just realized Celestia is blackWHY
>>7035098He is still a kid though, of course he will be emasculated
>>7035098it's female-based. It's bound to put males in a negative light in a lot of cases
>>7035098>EmasculatingHE'S JUST A GOOFY FUCKIN KID
>>7035123Looks indian to me
>>7035094>one book checked out per seasonShe is doing a wonderful job.
>>7035123Too much time in the sun.;
>>7035098>Spike is the only male in the show with screen timeWho is Big Mac, Shining Armour, Snips + Snails, Fancypants, Hoity Toity, Blueblood, Iron Will, Discord, Magnum, Pony Joe, and Gustave?
>>7035156I think they meant consistant screentime/not a one-shot
>>7035156He meant substantial screen time.
>>7035156they also have enough screen time to fit into a thimble.
>>7035149do you really need ponies to be on screen checking out books constantlyis that the show you want to see
>>7035160Seeing people who were born ugly put effort into their appearance just makes me sad.This world sucks.
>>7035149That's only what's shown, though. They aren't gonna have someone check out a book every episode. The show isn't about the library.
We cosplay thread now?
>>7035156All Big Mac does is say yup though
>>7035180shining armor and Big Mac have had plenty of screen time, just not consistent amounts
Oh look.Here come the men's rights activists.
>>7035149>>7035181>S3E10 "Nothing crazy happens; Twilight sits around the library and checks out/checks in books all day"
>>7035174But Big Mac, Shining Armour, Snips and Snails, Discord and Pony Joe aren't one shots.Three of them have episodes that revolve around them.
Rainbow Dash: HikaruApplejack: KaoruRarity: TamakiPinkie Pie: HoneyFluttershy: MoriTwilight: Kyoya
>>7035156The show hasn't passed the Reverse Bechdel test yet. One short scene with Spike and Shining Armor shooting the breeze, that's all I'm asking.It blew my mind when Lola and Tina started talking and it wasn't about their guys. Looney Tunes passed the Bechdel test before MLP.
>>7035219THATS WHAT THE FUCKING FORWARD SLASH WAS FOR
>>7035231your filename lied to me, anon
>>7035231Oh my god, Dash turned invisible!
>>7035196Sure why nottfw when that PP is a dude
>>7035230>Jeff Bridges as Shining Armor
What if poni could dive?God I'm so bored.
>That feel when it's 2013 and I still haven't watched the last two episodes
>>7034996What if Twilight got a celebrity, like Rarity got Sapphire Shores, in her library?Could be neat? Could be a fun way to introduce Starswirl?>Twilight reading a spell book, a figure looks over her shoulder>"Ah, I love that book.">'It's one of my favorites.'>"Always nice to see some ponies still enjoy my writing.">'Wait, WHAT!?'>Twilight tries to lean her head over the back of her chair to see who is behind her, only to get her vision obscured by beard.
>>7035230shitty cosplay you say?
Have you guys seen Les Miserables yet?
>>7035270Starswirl's ded though
Which pone's horse semen is more valuable?Fancypants, Shining Armour, or Soarin'?
>>7035260why is this happening
>>7035269>That feel when it's 2013 and I haven't drawn fanart for MLPG yet
>>7035278Yes.Give Anne Hathaway the Best Supporting Actress Oscar already.
>>7035181It makes the town look like a bunch of illiterate hicks. There should be ponies downstairs reading all the time, browsing for books, and her friends come upstairs to talk with her away from customers. We see Rarity sewing, Applejack applebucking, Pinkie working the counter, Fluttershy walking dogs, mending animals, etc., and Rainbow kicking clouds. Rainbow even interrupted her time with Gilda to go do some work, the only one of the six yet to do so.So yes, I fucking want to see Twilight checking out some fucking books.
>>7035277There's a close up face of that baby spike, isn't therewith blurry text, most likely
>>7035281>Implying Merlin can die.
>>7035277Just weight till you see this
>>7035263Oh god i love that. She just looks adorableMORE
>>7035277>Is obese harems your fetish Anon?
>>7035223You actually kind of have a point.
>>7035287They're all highly valuable in different waysSoarin's is valued because he's an athlete at the top of his classShining Armor's is valued because of his rank and magic talentFancypants' is valued for its delicious flavor
>>7035307God dammit, America.
>>7035297She has a couple times. Fluttershy only walked a dog once, and Pinkie hasn't worked the counter that many times at all
>>7035307Were it not for that dude third from the left, it looks like they lined themselves up according to weight
>>7035277>Spike's face whenmy sides are no longer
>>7035230>tfw your sister who's into fantasy will NOT watch the show
>>7035307THAT MAN STOLE GABENS FAT!
>>7035263>There will never be an underwater adventure episode
>>7035307I must admit, I admire the weight tolerance of the pavement
>>7035307What's so bad about this? Just a bunch of typical bronies posing next to a rock.Although whoever left that rock just sitting on the fountain like that is an asshole.
>>7035307Gabe get back yo work goddammit.
>>7035331... I do?
>>7035362>Implying the Burdened is a shitty cosplay.
>>7035362>>7035277>>7035307Man, you guys always use the exact same photos every single time. Apparently, there's not very many bad ones at all.
>>7035362Is that Doug Walker's wife in the back right?
>>7035352Just wait for the book. (I'mma buy it for my sister, a 1st grade teacher, and scan it before I give it to her.)
>>7035393Allow me to help
>>7035393>caring about cosplayers>not posting superior 2d ponies
>>7035408"Get in loser, we're going swarming"
>>7035393What if.Now follow me here...I am gonna say some crazy shit.What if we...make shitty cosplay and get new pics?!
>>7035393>tfw somehow most AJ cosplayers are good looking or at least not bad lookingIts weird. Not syin there arent bad AJ cosplayers but it seems a lot arent.
>>7035421I wish I had a swarm.
>>7035393Sorry didn't have any pictures of you
>>7035423I can't, I'm attractive. That's on you guys.
>>7035413I'm curious about the Pinkie one. We gonna learn more about her family bro. AND OFFICIAL NAMES160 pages of Pinkie
Any good fapfics lately? Want my first fap of 2013 to be pony.
>>7035417I want to think the image looks so bad because the dud was trying to suppress giggles.
>>70354172blurry+seen much much worse
>>7035421I FUCKING LOVE SWARMING
No amount of bad cosplay photos will ever come close to that fucking creepy Sweetie Belle I saw at Bronycon back in the Summer.
>>7035448>implying it'll be canon
>>7035439>there will never be a vinyl changeling three-pack for $5>you will never collect an army of changelings for $50
Spike disturbs me.He's by far the most real character in the show. He's also horribly emasculated and babied by six doting mothers who seem to forbid having any strong male role model in his life.Dunno. Guess I've just seen something exactly like this in real life. Fried of mine since I was a kid, single mother. He's still way timid, gets pushed around, a bit sexually confused...I know. It's a cartoon.
>>7035468Hasbro considers the comic canon. Why wouldn't they also consider the books canon?
>>7035433I'm running dry. Someone continue the good fight
>>7035446That just means you have to make it so repulsive it makes you look horrible by default.Something so horrible it can suck the attractiveness out of a space it occupies, like a black hole from which no good look and personal hygiene can escape.
What does it feel like to scrunch in real life?
>>7035460She looked just like Claire Corlett, and she wasn't wearing anything pony-related.
>>7035471Fuck, where was that picture taken? I think I think that kid on the right is my cousin, who is actually a very vocal, and annoying brony
>>7035480Nah nah man.I mean really a swarm.
>>7035506No human can manage itScrunch is a purely pony emotion
>>7035512What? No. This was a dude with a Sweetie Belle hat (which had the hair and horn attached), dressed all in white wit silver body paint.
>>7035486They will. Hasbro doesn't give a fuck about the canon. For them there are two things related to the ponies. Toys and everything else. They don't care that much to say it's an alternate timeline or not canon. They just lump everything from the second category together and say this is canon.And than make them add things from the first category in said canon
>>7035471Is that Cock Mongler right above the happy meal box?
>>7035516Is that sentenal? Looks like his room.
>>7035516>drawings of other people's artEvery time.
>>7035535>You will never meet up and play laser tag with your fellow horsefuckers
>>7035485>Hasbro is showing kids the dangers of same sex couples.>Mainly the lesbian side.>They don't want to show the dangers of too many fathers turning their boy into a one man macho machine.>That wonderful house so full of testosterone it grunts and sweats instead of creaking and popping like normal, shitty houses.
>>7035485>tfw omega fatherno wonder I'm so fucked up
All these meetup pictures literally look the same; like, none of the people in them are surprising, they just merge together and all look like 'bronies" and I can't tell one from the other
>>7035562I'd be game for that. Apparently several of you even live within travel distance of my area.
>>7035486there are official pony books being made?
>>7035480>They all look the same.>Have different names.
>>7035480>you will never field changelings in your tyranid army
>>7035578>all in blackThat'd be creepy if it wasn't so smart
>>7035521You know what you have to do.And I mean tell him about your fondness of ponies.
>>7035601It's still pretty creepy
>you will never be the honored guest of bronycon
>>7035573Nothing quite like the original.Funfact: PK (author of Antipodes, current blogger on EqD), Cocoli (fan artist) and the person responsible for making PONIESPONIESPONIES.swf are in this picture.I can't remember if Swaetshrit is in this one or not, but I think so.
>>7035578Holy shit, that beard is baller
>>7035590Man, I love swarm armies.I loved the Xenomorphs in AvP too.I love the Zerg.Why are there no games where the player gets to infest a world or a city with an army like that.Why do I always have to save the world, it's so fucking boring.
I wonder hpw may of these legitimately like the show or are bandwagoning.
>watching apple draw
>>7035616No. It was physically uncomfortable just sitting at the table with him during thanksgiving, trying to explain to my dad how the show isn't for girls, and is actually very mature and intelligent.
>>7035621>was an honored guest of a con of +1000 attendeesthat guest dinner was delicious
>>7035654Watch that video from the last couple threadsIt's pretty much how Apple draws
>>7035634Upon closer look, yes I do think I see Swaetshrit in that one.
>>7035305>I thought you typed Mexicans
>>7035576YepQuite a lot Most of them are short picture books
>>7035669>Unfortunately, sunsnacks has been permanently deleted. All of sunsnacks's videos will no longer be available.
>>7035674>Implying Mexicans can die
>>7035679Most? You mean there might be some solid books in there?
>>7035634>>7035672>That feel when Swaetshri moved to a new DA account and deleted all his pony art
>>7034511INNER EAR INFECTION!!
>>7035645I'm willing to bet they're mostly fans of the fandom. And the few that actually do watch the show only saw the first season and a few random episodes after that. At the very most.
>>7035657>Dad asks what was in the package for me.>All it says it it was from Toywiz.>"...Stuff.">Mom barks a laugh.>She, DOES, know.She thought http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYYyMH1qSAA was funny.
>>7035683>They just get deported to the great Home Depot in the sky.
>When Twilight Sparkle receives an invitation to visit the underwater city of Aquastria, she invites all her pony friends and Spike to travel with her. The ponies are welcomed by the ruler of Aquastria, King Leo, who sits on the Cosmic Council alongside his cousin, Princess Celestia. There is a long-held rivalry between the seaponies and the mermares. The two groups compete each year in a race for the grand prize, which is a beautiful pearl. Join the ponies and Spike as they confront danger, make new friends and race to the finish in this shimmering new world!>48 pages
You stink anon
>>7035705All his pony stuff is still on the old account, it's just no longer active.
>>7035720>mermaresMy dick is not ready
>>7035712Why was Rarity even in the cannon
>>7035562>tfw 2 horsefuckers near me>tfw met up once or twice>tfw they were more brony than anticipatedI wanna hang out with you guys
>>7035674>Mexican Merlin.Nigga would NEVER die.And could turn a pig from alive to delicious with the flick of his wrist.
>>7035709>Implying the FiW people ever visited MLPG
>>7035720>Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor take a tour of Equestria from Canterlot to Ponyville! They visit Manehattan, Cloudsdale, and even Appleloosa, sending postcards to Twilight Sparkle along the way. Come join all the fun!>24 pages
>>7035720>friends>and spikeThat seems really inulting
>>7035736Rarity always has the urge to be around things with a big load
>>7035755>pony friends and SpikeSpike isn't a pony
>>7035259he is a pretty dude
>>7035727Lauren Faust pls
>>7035746>a tour of Equestria from Canterlot to Ponyville
>>7035642I dunno man.The closest we got is being the infected in L4D and Pandemic.I want to end the world, dammit! I want to end it with ten hundred thousand chitinous troops at my command. I want to cover the world in creep.Is that so much to ask?
>>7035744Griffin has. He made that 2SPOOKY4YOU song for an MLPG music album, I believe.
This is still my favorite cosplay
>>7035782Dude Cadence making Shining and Breaburn fuck
>>7035759Goddamnit anon I was drinking
>>7035720>And entire civilization of mermares.......Do...do they kidnap males for procreation? Using them for their seed and some pleasure and locking them away to be used on the whim of a mare in need?
>>7035720What are you doing, Hasbro?You're going to screw the pooch
>>7035754>>7035777You guys suck at this
>>7035754Speaking of which, am I the only one that thinks being invited to bronycon is more of an insult?The people at those conventions seem to have the most bland and generic interests. Getting invited seems like they're saying you're king of bland and generic crap.
>>7035792God, those guys were seriously so chill. They were a blast.
>>7035736It's Pinkies party canon.Rarity can never miss being in a party.
>>7035784>there will never be a Space Pirate base management game
>>7035797No. Some mares choose to become males, similar to some other quatic creatures here on earth
>>7035746>My Little Pony: Meet the Ponies of Ponyville (Passport to Reading Level 1)>Meet all your favorite ponies in Ponyville! See where Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack all live and meet their pets too!>32 pagesNo cover picture for this one whough
>>7035812>what is attention and money
>>7035812At least I'd be the king of something.
>>7035812It's more of "Hey you're popular for your art, you should come here and sell it at our con so that our con will get more attendees because of you"
>>7035352>Water templeThey will need more than just four brains to beat this temple...
>>7035831>>7035746>>7035720Meh. I'm more excited for the miniseries
>>7035831>My Little Pony: Twilight Sparkle and the Crystal Heart Spell [Paperback]>Twilight Sparkle is a very special Pony and a loyal apprentice of Princess Celestia. Twilight Sparkle's life has been turned upside down by recent exciting events in Ponyville, so she sets off for the Crystal Empire to get advice from her former foalsitter, Princess Cadance. Join Twilight Sparkle in this original and brand-new adventure!>160 pages
>>7035842>Oh, and people will suck your e-dick in person, isn't that grand?!
>>7035871I might actually read that
>>7035871>CEFUCKJUST LET IT DIE
>>7035872I actually got recognized a few times at Bronycon. It was pretty fucking surreal.
>>7035872Well yeah. That's what happens. And they give you money. That's what popularity is.
>>7035816>You must construct additional tubes.>You've not enough tubes.>We require more tubes.
It's for all ages
>>7035812What? You get a ton of free sex if you're popular. Never heard of con orgies?
>>7035887>MLPG gets recognized at Bronycon.>They covered it in the local news when the riot broke out.
>>7035887Same. It's kinda cool.
>>7035842>>7035872I fail to see the downside to all of this - outside of the usually con twats
>>7035871And of course how could they NOT use the stock Pinkie vector for some merchandiseAlso they made SB write the synopsis >My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie and the Rockin' Ponypalooza Party>Pinkie Pie has always been a bit different from her very serious family. When she plans a Ponyville "rock" concert to support the family business, Pinkie's family doesn't like the idea. They just want her to be serious, for once. This is a real problem! Read along as Pinkie gets a little help from her friends in this original and brand-new adventure!>160 pages
>>7035871>Cadence actually ends up getting dumped in the Crystal Empire.Hah, she can teach the crystal ponies how to be useless!
>>7035899>people still believing this happenedOh god, i'm so glad my group of friends started that
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/01/mlp-comic-issue-2-hits-itunes-preview.html>implying you don't have it already
>>7035890>You can buy more tubes from the game company with real money.
>check Derpibooru tagswhoa shitwhen did this happen?chocolate Renne looks nice
>>7035911There's isn't one. Plus: You get to people watch/document all the horrors you see. It's actually pretty fun
>>7035899I legitimitely got invited to one for next con what do I say? The group is small ish and I know about half of them
>>7035931>massive titsOH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>7035899Did you not see the pictures that were just posted? I'd rather not be crushed and/or suffocated by extremely sweaty land whales.
how would you help pone if pone were possessed by a pone demon?
>>7035931Last nightGR's pretty awesome
>>7035859I always found the forest temple to be much harder.
>>7035931>GR>those titsGod damn, his humanizations are worse than JJ's.
>>7035899Who would you want in an mlpg orgy?
>>7035634holy fuck i just realized that i have seen the guy in the ask me if i care shirt before
Real answer: Bad writing. Fit it into the series answer: He was trying too hard to be helpful due to his suddenly made up dragon code (more bad writing) and making more issues than helping. At some points the episode felt like it was meant for Derpy. AJ saves Derpy, Derpy vows to help, and she clumsily messes stuff up. Yet girls aren't allowed to be portrayed as clumsy because well, you know who, and thus got shoehorned in for Spike.
>>7035935They're probably kidding. if not: get to know everyone A LOT MORE
>>7035931>Impossibly large breasts.Yes they are he needs to fucking stop.
>>7035908One guy didn't even know me by name or reputation. He was just "Hey, is this you in this picture?"The Friendship is Witchcraft people were pretty fun folks, we were able to chat for a bit. Told me that if I can get a decent microphone and some voice samples I could send in to them for a role in a future episode.
>>7035953If all the chicks were present yes.
>>7035951Worse then Ross.He is the Ross of tits.
>>7035913Wait a minute.Didn' they enjoy her party in CMChr?
>>7035928>playing the videogame>not the glorious tabletop game it was based off ofget on my level
>>7035931The head's turned way too far, it's making the body look even weirder
>>7035943I would take the affected pone to pone church to bask in the glory of the sun
>>7035964No they are definitely not kidding. They have toys and plans for some bondage based fuckery
>>7035913>And of course how could they NOT use the stock Pinkie vector for some merchandiseWHY DO THEY STILL USE THESE ONEs? Hasbro has access to the show assets. They can use any vector they want. They can fucking steal fanmade vectors legally and they insist to use the first batch. WHY? It's not cheaper or better in any way!
>>7035990They did but that doesn't mean they'll sudenly stop being hard working ponies and party nonstop
>>7035970Griffin's cool. I plan on getting my own big table next year instead of popping on the end of someone else's.
>>7036000Got a phone with a camera and livestream capabilites?
>>7035990They kicked her out shortly after.
>>7035935I wouldn't, man. Granted I'm an antisocial mess but I just wouldn't take the chance in getting some kinda god knows what std just for a night of jizzing.
>>7035953>MLPG Orgy>Nathan is the first one to show up>Everybody else just turns right around and walks back out when they see him.
>>7036000sneak in a cameraor just convince them to let you tape the whole thingthen share the video
>>7035784Fuck I know exactly how you feel.In Starcraft all I would do is cover the map in creep.I love spreading it.
>>7035931This is shit.
>>7035982Major disagreement. Wow. I mean really. You can't just say so and so is worst than the absolute worst person.
>>7036000God damn. sounds fun
>>7035939>>7035982>>7035951>>7035969Yeesh, kinda hard on the guy. But yeah, those are too big for Renne.
>>7036000You should go, take pictures, and publicly embarrass the hell of them while at the same time ruining the "brony" name even more.
>>7036013They just don't care
>>7036028No, I legitimately think GR is as bad as Ross when it comes to his humanizations.
>>7036017>I plan on getting my own big table next year instead of popping on the end of someone else's.That feel. Sharing a table was horrible. I want to either be at my own, or at least choose who I share with.
>>7036032He's pretty close though. His humans are horrible. Half of a picture is extremely oversize boobs that would snap their spine
>>7036017Alright, that narrows you down a bit.I don't think MS shared a table with anyone, but JJ did... fuck, with this being so many months ago I forget who all was in the alley.
I love you
>>7036013Actually, show vectors are partially royalty-based. The show bible vectors were Lauren's work-for-hire. So it does cost them less.
>>7036054Will you share with me anon~
>>7034511Polsky. He really should marry Merryweather, have kids and they should both take parental leave.Forever
>>7036064It's SB you ding dong
>>7035709I've never been part of a guest dinner. Sorry to disappoint!>>7035786Is there another one in the works, by any chance?
>>7036028Oh come on. He ALWAYS does this. With pretty much EVERYONE he draws. Fluttershy? Massive tits. Twist? Massive tits. Babs? Massive tits. Renne? Massive tits.I wish he could have restrained himself for this at least.
>>7036028>The general is reaching an agreement on something.>They must be overreacting.We keep telling him to stop it and he goes 'Whats that? You want more? OKAY!'Just like Ross.
>>7036065I'm sorry, but I'm already engaged.
>>7036086But he was asked to draw her with huge tits. He was pretty hesitant to do so, but the requester insisted.
>>7036068>ImplyingThey have used fanmade assets in commercials and their phone game without paying anyone. I highly doubt they need to payl auren anymore for use of anything pony.
>>7036044And make a tumblr about it.>"These are the things that Bronies do at their cons."
>>7036054I got a really cool guy to share with even though his table was next to lmj'sBut I plan on getting all my friends on one big table.
>>7035786The collab ended in super procastination, and by that, ded.iirc, People couldn't work out the Halloween theme.
>>7036049Seriously? Except for the giantboobs, they're great cartoons.
>>7036110Well in that case fuck the requester.
>>7036080Nope. Was next to him, though. Bought his luna print, had him sign it.
>>7036126He doesn't care about the rest of the picture because he knows what you dumb asses are going to be looking at the whole damn time.
>>7036132The exception to the rule.
>>7036044>>7036115What if I went and it was good? There's 2 guaranteed girls taking part there that I've seen and they aren't even ugly.
>>7036111Literally fan-made assets. They're indistinguishable from the show, so they have zero copyright protection. Think of it as Hasbro getting us back for putting their show on youtube for the entirety of its run and into the future in perpetuity.
>>7036139Oh, well then you're Braeburned.
>>7036150>>7036132Don't worry, he will improve it some day.
>>7036132Well, slave owners didn't ALWAYS treat their slaves badly.
>>7036154Then have fun, anon. Con sex is seriously way fucking common. It's a place for people to meet up, and its almost always at a hotel or something. It happens, no matter what
>>7036154>they will be the only 2 girls>the rest is 40+ obese men
>>7036126They're plagued with sameface and samebodyThe only differences are clothes and hair
>>7036171Hitler didn't ALWAYS kill jews...
>the writers of the booksFiirst one is the one who is writing the Twilight and Pinkie 160 page ones>G.M. Berrow is a writer and television industry professional living in Brooklyn, New York. She identifies with PINKIE PIE because she also loves to read, stargaze, and have fun with her very best friends, and also with her own "Big Brother, Best Friend Forever." When she was little, she aspired to become either a princess or a magical pony. Things seem to be right on schedule.Second author is the one writing the sea ponies one>Mary Jane Begin is a Rhode-Island-based award-winning illustrator known in particular for her acclaimed and much-beloved picture books, including Before I Go to Sleep, The Wind in the Willows, A Mouse Told His Mother, Little Mouse's Painting, and The Porcupine Mouse. She is the recipient of many awards, including The Steven Donahos Award and the Irma Simonton Black Award. She has also done advertising and merchandising work for Hasbro, Milton Bradley, See's Candies, Franklin Mint, Celestial Seasonings, Disney, and many other companies, and she is a professor at Rhode Island School of Design.And the last one who's doing the Meet the ponies and the Cadence travels Equestria one>Olivia London has written and edited over a hundred children's books for kids of all ages. A graduate of Barnard College, she lives, works, and writes in New York City.
>>7034511The need for an awkward social situation and the tendency to make spike the punching bag of the group.
>>7036184>There, I put massive boobs on it.>I don't have to worry about the rest of the image now.
>>7036110>>7036132>>7036150this is why i say you are over reactingyou say he refuses to improve and only draws one way but you guys only see the bad
>>7036150He can do more if he wants. it's not likely though.
Prince Silversaddle, ladies and gentlemen. The strongest pony in Equestria. Mr. Firefighter's OC: Silver Spoon's dad, who can trace his ancestry back to Smart Cookie.
>>7036194Dracula always didn't drink blood.
>>7036192We should have just asked how much you loved dick...
>>7036194Romans weren't ALWAYS pedophiles.
>The ponies are welcomed by the ruler of Aquastria, King Leo, who sits on the Cosmic Council alongside his cousin, Princess Celestia.>Cosmic Council alongside his cousin, Princess Celestia.
>>7036178Yeah its going to be a hotel. Nice interior. Mini bar.>>70361812 (maybe one more) other guys, both in okay shape. Their both bi. and I'm questioning myself every day drawing closer
>>7036226the women weren't. The women were also not permitted to engage in homosexuality
>>7036192Hobbes Maxwell or Putulioooooooooooooooooooo?
>>7036199>When she was little, she aspired to become either a princess or a magical pony>either>not bothShit aspiration
>>7036199Sea pony lady is a PROFESSOR?!?
>>7036234it's not even gay if it's an orgygo for it bro
>>7036234do it. for the love of god do it
>>7036221It's funny how everyone based the con orgy claims around me when literally nothing happenedthe only gathering of people that happened was me and all the musicians gathering in the gazebo outside of the hotel having an ice cream social, playing makkon's Ponykart beta and having Tomb and silva play music for us
>>7036211so this is what it has come to
>>7036199>She identifies with PINKIE PIE because she also loves to read, stargaze, and have funPFFT
>>7036227I knowI mean seriously they make him ruller of the sea and call him Leo?Neptune is much better
>>7036256Having worked in academia I can tell you professorship doesn't mean SHIT
>>7036276Wait whatIt was Twilight beforeWho the fuck edited that
>>7036251Shared with hobbes!what do you have a con table map or something
>>7036295What DOES mean shit in this day and age?
>>7036247clearly this means they did not do it
>>7036247Blacks in early 20th century america weren't ALWAYS treated as subhuman.
>>7036024I wonder how changeling hives work anyway.They feed off of love, sure. That would work on a small scale or an individual basis. But how could Chrysalis support such a massive hive?
>>7036271The first shot in that elevator promo? My only thought was>rapeHow did they write this show so accurately?!?
>>7036328She probably secretes love goo that the drones feed from
>>7036278suck it, fishnerd
>>7035951oh, he's a decent guy. that's why i like him. but Christ, the tits. calm the fuck down, brother. 'cause excess ain't rebellion, you're drinking what they're selling.
>>7035792I like this one as well
>>7036328the hive mirgrates, stripping everything of even the smallest amount of love
>>7036326Dr. Maki, pls. I am not in the mood for the end speech.
>>7036303There was one in the program, which I kept. Just found out all the prints I bought bent like fuck though...Wait, if you shared with Hobbes that means you shared with Lil Mis Jay too but according to the Con program those were the only two artists at table 107...
>>7036353>black FlutterguyOh god I can't stop laughing
>>7036261>>7036262Alright I told them yes God help me
>>7035792There was this heavier black chick going around Bronycon. She had a KFC bucket with her, with Scootaloo's face on it. It was perfect. Also, the best Donut Joe cosplayer had a package of spaghetti in his donut box.
>>7036355I don't think love is a depletable resource
>>7036363Oh shit.Right university, wrong department.
>>7036271No, this is what it's come to.
>>7036328Hmm, if changelings are like some insect swarms, the breeder changelings would basically be sex-swapped clones of the queen changeling.
>>7036388Now hit the gym and get a haircutBe sure to tell us how it goes
>>7036393We never get to actively see them devour love, but I assume it will end up draining the pony, either permanently, or for a while.
>>7036382I'm pretty sure Jay had his own table...Maybe it was just a really long table. I might have been at his table. If that's the case, the table I think was split half and half. Jay/Hobbes. Hobbes had some extra space at the far end of his, and that's where I put my prints and stuff
>>7036391Oh god the black chick was so funny. I also liked her. A few of the FlimFlam cosplays were entertaining too.
>>7036353prepare for terror
>>7036391YESTHAT FUCKING SCOOTALOO BUCKETI still have a picture of that on my phone
>>7036434>that pinkieGoddamn that works.
>>7036436Not enough blush.
>>7036434How did they get the faces so right?(For Mac, think about a grown man who plays with dolls. Yep.)
>>7036423oicUnfortunately I don't have a con-marketable talent otherwise I would be all over a booth. As it stands the only way I could go to a con for free is if somebody wanted t do a fandom history panel or some shit, get all the big "firsts" up there.
>>7036423Jay didn't have his own table. Not many people on that end of the con had their own table.
>>7036436Derpy is such a cutie.
Would you, MLPG?
>>7036434What's the Wicked Witch and BttF3 Marty doing at Brony Con?
Would you a good pony?
>>7036436>Derpy will continue to appear in that tumblr long after her last aired appearance
>>7036436>people still think that blog is good
>>7036355Day in day out, you tend to your fields. It's a simple life, not much in the way of rewards. But by that mark on your ass, it's the best damn thing you know how to do, and you do a damn fine job of it.It wasn't too long ago that you heard tell of a swarm of locusts coming. You were worried, sure, but you had weathered such things before.It wasn't the end of the world.
>>7036427>>7036435Please ell me you guys remember creepy belle...
>>7036355Or the Changelings are supposed to enter places in secret and leach off the surrounding ponies, unnoticed, and Chrysalis is beeing an edgy teen and going 'Fuck the system' and getting it her own way.
>>7036458Twilight wouldn't have that big of a nose
>>7036435I found mine>>7036477Nope. I have other pics though.
>>7036434>that AJ and Pinkie
>>7036477I really don't want to.
>>7036434Pro: Chinkie PieCon: Beakity
>>7036462I miss Derpy so much.>>7036388Just don't get any diseases... fuck don't listen to me. If you did you'd be an antisocial sociaphobe who doesn't do shit. You'd not have an std... but eh I'm still not someone to listen to. Just be careful and have fun.
>GR likes drawing huge tits>But will always draw what the requester asks>Guy asks for huge tits>Everyone goes bonkers>Guy doesn't specify tits on a previous request>He draws normal tits>Everyone still goes apeshit regardlessFucking hell, MLPG
>>7036463Why are changelings so cool?
>>7036450>>7036452i know. everybody pops for Chinkie Pie. Beakity not so much.gaze into the face of Fear. gaze into the nose of Dredd.
>>7036519fuck off gr
Oh also for aspiring artists> Love Drawing My Little Pony comes with everything kids need to draw their favorite characters from the show—and even create some of their own unique ponies and cutie marks. The book provides step-by-step drawing instructions to help kids become pony portrait masters. Then they can decorate their creations with stickers, stencils, and more! Packed with fun facts about the ponies and their world, this book is a must-have for any My Little Pony fan.
>>7036494Scrawny, somewhat tall guy in all white and silver body paint with a sweetie belle hat on. no?I can't find my pictures...
>>7036519It's not the titsWe just hate GR
>>7036461Huh, guess we did have the same table. >>7036459I actually just got an incredible deal/offer.2 guys from Vegas who like my work offered me a chance to be on their vender tablet at Unicon this feburary. they're paying for the $500 premiere vendor table(had an extra spot), 5 days in the riviera hotel where the con is, and pretty much everything except flight tickets. still in a bit of shock about it. it's crazy
>>7036388Insist on condoms, at least.
>>7036524Because they have cold, chitinous shells.
>>7036519>STOP DISLIKING WHAT I LIKE!!
>>7036535Just the cover makes you realize how great of an artist you can become
>>7036524Man, at first glance this doesn't even look like an MLP image. It looks like something that you'd find in some other show like Adventure time or PPG.
>>7036535>>7036569You're fuckin' with me aren't you
>>7036519>enjoy pretty much everything GR does>stay quiet when everyone flings shit because I don't want to sound like a dicksucking faggot
>>7036539Can't remember her sorry...
>>7036542Fucking do it. JDL is going to be there and everything.
>>7036535>and even create some of their own unique ponies and cutie marks>a whole section on how to use red and black together
>>7036524Imagine what would happen if a changeling fell in love with you. You could have any pone you wanted, physically at least...
>>7036587>GR, GG, Rose, etc.>that feelOh well
>>7036474A couple of days ago, you noticed that the fillies and colts of the town had been giving eachother googley eyes more often. Good fer them, you figure. You were about that age when you met your lovely wife.Of course, as soon as any young buck started eyeing up your daughter, you would give them a death stare.It usually works. But you've seen this more times than you cared to count in the past week.Mighty strange, but it wasn't the end of the world.
>>7036587What's the point of your anonymity if you're afraid to speak up?
>>7036606>You could have any pone you wantedI want the changeling.
>>7036587I know that feel.
>>7036600JDL?All I know is that my booth is the very, very first one you see entering the hall, and that I'm next to JJ. Can't wait to chill with Silva again
>>7036603>Rarity>shield outlineShining/Rarity confirmed
>>7036556But the green thing on their back is armor
Is this bizzaro MLPG? Every one seems so friendly and there's discussion about bronycon experiences.
>>7036624Then you get the changeling, of course. Anything to keep the love coming.
>>7036624WhoaI never saw that piece from swaetthats phenomenal
>>7036606I would rather have her as she really is.
>>7036623Because it's pointless to rile up the people who dislike him? Not that guy, but I'd rather just sit back and enjoy pictures. Just because I'm Anon doesn't mean I have to fling shit or defend my drawfag husbando.
>>7036645We ponychan now
>>7036623why botherWhen people have decided to hate someone they're going to get angry at everyone who respondsThese people are comparing him to RossThey can't be reasoned with
>>7036667Needs about 20% more tripcodes xDD
>>7034931why is everyone wearing plate except fluttershy? that looks like scale... weird.
>>7036659Oh yeah! Some other show people too.
>>7036666No it's a piece of armorLike a helmet
>>7036645Get a load of this parasprite.
>>7036645What do you mean bizzaro? This is what normal MLPG was like.
>>7036584We've got that brand at the grocery store here. Now I want to go buy a pack of googly eyes with sticky backs and put them on all the packages.
Speaking of changelings, does anyone have any decent full body sceenshots of the queen?
the eyes. oh God, the eyes. she has seen eternity. eternity. eternity.did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?>>7036540nah man
>>7036657>fucking a bug every single day>when you can let her practice her craft and surprise you with new and exotic scenarios, while still fucking a bug when she's tired of playing pretend
>>7034931Dash. Looks like something that'd eat your face off.
>>7036689I know, I just didn't think we'd ever come back to that.Although we never talked about going to cons and meetups. Nathan got raked over the coals for the first one, even if we left PK more or less alone.
>>7036704If she wants to roleplay we can do that too.But it wouldn't be required.
>>7036614Early this morning, you noticed your wife's hair wasn't as grey. She dyed her mane, you figure. She's gettin on in years and you suppose that maybe a mare wants to keep up her "youthful vitalities." Youth Scmooth. You gave her a peck over the breakfast she made. The eggs weren't cooked quite how you like 'em, and she changed up her usual recipes, but maybe she just wants to change things up.Just a little change, it wasn't the end of the world.
>>7036704Initial spoilerfag here. Yes please.
>>7036722Cons can be unbearable, but if you're with even one or two people you're super good friends with, then it's an absolutely blast. Even if the con is terrible, you have someone to laugh and wince and shudder at everything with. They're really pretty fun.
>>7036765This.We had a shitton of fun at Bronycon just bumming around. Also Wizard People.
>>7036587>Scoots decides to teach you how to dance so you won't have an excuse not to take her to prom>she takes your hands and guides them to where they need to be, one hand on her hip and the other pressed into the small of her back>"ready? step... step... step... good!"this would be easier if i knew fuck-all about dancing. help.
>Think of drawing.>Plug in tablet.>Stare at blank canvas for 30 minutes.>Unplug tablet.I feel constricted MLPG. Like I cannot be free from what is expected of me. Like there is nothing I can draw without someone growing angry or disappointed at me. Like I am only drawing so other people enjoy my work.There is nothing I want to draw for myself.
>>7036793It's easier to do the horizontal limbo
Buy this apple
>>7036787>lel discord he's so randumb xd
>>7036793>you try dipping her>you accidentally drop her
>>7036801>There is nothing I want to draw for myself.Then don't draw. It's that simple.
>>7036742>You're at the store picking up some groceries>You run in to an old friend you hadn't seen in years>After exchanging pleasantries you go your separate ways>You're taking your bags out the front door when she tackles you into an alley and shoves her tongue down your throat>You brake her embrace to say that her colors are a little off but she's welcome to keep going
>>7036801Stop being a bitch
>>7036801Who's your favorite pone? You should doodle her.Just a quick thing of her smiling
>>7036801Just draw her, make her do whatever you want
>>7036801only one thing you can do. draw something shitty and post it. anything at all. just fucking do it. Bored drawfag here in the same situation.
>>7036801Go get inspired darling.Ignore the past focus on the now.
>>7036801DRAW ME A PONYA NEW ONE THAT YOU'VE NEVER DRAWN BEFORE
>>7036801Draw the silliest thing you can think of.Have fun with it. Throw in little in-jokes and stuff.Don't post it unless you really really want to.
Also, I found the receipt from the chinese restaurant we all went to midway through the con. It was pretty crazy.
>>7036801Draw AJ in a silly hat
>>7036801ART BLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKjust start drawing lines. doodles. squigles. crazy stupid inane crap.it doesn't even have to be a thing.get your pencil moving and the rest will catch up eventually
>Cat once again pics the best time to crawl all over everything.>Can't get comic started, let alone finished.FUCK
>>7035931Ooh neat, a Renne humanization! The twisting of the body wasn't obvious and had me confused for a bit, and the breasts are too big to really suit her in my opinion, and apparently most of the other commenters too.Apart from those two points I really like it, though.>>7036110Where did the request happen? I can't seem to find it in the archive by ctrl+f'ing "renne",Also did GR have a tumblr for this stuff somewhere that I'm forgetting? It's not on their Deviantart.
>>7036804That could go for people talking about her pussy i guess.
>>7036728>>7036778Good enough. Thanks!I'll scavenge for more myself if I need them.
>>7036898fake fluffy pls go
>>7036816He's still better than Chrysalis. The only reason she isn't the worst villain is because of that Crystal guy.
>>7036868either do a ctrl f for MSOB or his tripcodeit was a dubs request and it happened early this morning
>>7036801Rack up some inspiration, anon. Now, why aren't the rest of you drawing?
>>7036868Also while searching came across this again. It really is a pity GR does outright pone so rarely, just look a this cutie.
>>7036924Fuck, you caught me. Fine, time to stream
>>7036924becuase im clopping to you anon
>>7036924I watched that video about learning fundamentals instead of drawing by eyenow I want to learn the fundamentalsbut I don't know what they are or how to learn them
>>7036905Yeah i'm a little sad that i see it that way now i used to love the chicken joke back in the day.How old is that chicken bucket photo?
>>7036917Will do. Thanks!
>>7036924because it's two in the fucking morning.why can't I fall asleep?
>>7036940link you pussy
>>7036945June 30th, 2012
>>7036924Just finishing doing one of these things. For practice.
>>7036944Books niggaRead themhttps://sites.google.com/site/4chanic/training-tutorials
>>7036958like mlpg has any artists worth watching anyways
>>7036958We could all post are dicks again.
you deserve death
>>7036963>tfw jelly of tex anon
>>7036976I can't read
>>7036967>disgustedA+Keep working on them, though. Still look a bit off.
>>7036967>disgustedHeh. Best thing MS has ever done.
>>7036967>Disgusted RumbleMy sides!
>>7036961I want to ask why do you know then i figured it was taken at a con.
>>7036944drawing by eye is one such fundamental
>>7036967Those are hard as fuck. But helpfulI should try mine again.
>drawing pone version of your non-pone OCsI'm not even sorry. Get on my level
>>7036931is this GR?i see the sig but...
>>7036824>she hops right back up and tries to downplay it>"are you sure you're fine? i didn't hurt you?">"nononono, of course not! ha ha ha... ow">by the end of the day, her feet have been stepped on no fewer than ten times, and a nice bruise is already starting to blotch her thigh
>>7036944http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elements_of_arthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_thirdshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Design_elements_and_principlessomething important to remember: you're drawing a three dimensional object. forget the fact that you're working on a two dimensional planeread those articles and do sixteen weeks worth of practice and presto! you have just completed fundamentals of design 101
>>7037013The date is in the file name, dude
>>7036993>>7036976Wait, let me rephrase thatI can't learn practical things by reading them
>>7036801DO IT FAGGOT.No seriously. Just draw. Doesn't have to be anything glamorous or whatever. Draw simple shapes, do crappy little sketches of whatever. So long as you draw. Because most of the time it'll get your creative juices flowing and there will be something you WANT to draw, and you will draw it.
>>7037026No, you get on my level.
>>7036856>Chilling at the town square, enjoying a hayshake or whatever>Mayor Mare's giving a speech about how everything is wonderful all the time>Pick up a shady tabloid with pictures of dying her hair>A card falls out of the publication with an address and a time later that afternoon>Enter the shady, abandoned warehouse >A gruff, muffled voice asks if you were followed, you tell them you're clear>The pony removes their trenchcoat and hat, revealing Mayor Mare in all her cougary glory"No, do the pink hair.""Everything else is flawless."
>>7037039When did they ever amount to shit?
>>7037040Don't artbooks also have exercises to help you understand what you are supposed to learn?
>>7037025>>7036967Post the template?
>>7037064ProbablyI just want somebody to hold my hand through the process, I guess.
>>7037064not really. in fact not many do.
>>7037091Just google it.
>>7037095Take a course or something then. You'll have to pay though
>>7037030I wish he didn't insist on giving everyone lipstick
>>7037091Go for it!
>>7037064the only one i can think of is Andrew Loomis Having fun with Pencil. That's it. All other in depth books don't really offer much in terms of exercises.
>>7037040>>7037064You're supposed to draw along with the book. Reading shit about drawing does not translate to the actual practice of making your hands do them. You can read all you want, but it won't help unless you actually DO it.
>>7037064fuck no.It's like trying to watch a smell or feel a color.You can't describe that shit. You have to learn it through experience.There is no learning program for fingerspitzengefuhl.
>>7037064Not him, but i have been reading and doing exercises forever with barely any progress.I did get a very discerning eye for art, though. Now i get all OCD whenever i look at a picture and can barely enjoy any fanart. They are not following the RRRRURRUU
>>7036924But I am drawing. It's cmaggot's AJ armor because i liked it
>>7037114Yeah, I was looking for something course-structured, I have a hard time learning any other wayThanks a bunch, public school system! You sure taught me well.
>>7037119like he owns the place!
this would be pretty neat if they weren't standing on their hind legs
>>7037161did you know that different people actually have different ways of learning
Something I always found helpful:Bring a sketchbook to bed. Before you go to sleep, pull it out, and just sketch for a good 5-10 minutes. Try making a comic and doing a couple faces or panels each night. Don't work on it other times, just then. Or, just doodle lots. Anything that's stuck in your head from that day, just scribble it out so it's on paper. If nothing's really turning out, oh well! Just pass out and try next night!It's helped me a lot.
any anons around who are hunting for the RQ password?
>>7037173>Human clothes>Hoof magnets>Human posesYeah...
>>7036924i'm drawing things i shouldn't be
>>7037173How would you suggest they hold the guns with a cool pose, then?
On one hand, hearing about all thes ewhiny artists is annoying.But on the other, it's rather nice to see sucha creativity minded thread
>>7037206Holy shit. Fucking perfect do more
>>7037206IS IT FRUohWell that's nice, too.
>>7037142there's no going back now.just wait. just wait until you get a good grasp on the human figureyou will learn that we are just a pile of one shape, stretched and exaggerated, but never deviating too far for you to unsee that shape
>>7037206That's a really snuggly looking ponycould you do a wsf edit?
>>7036924I'm actuallly starting a "draw something every day of the year" tumblr.
>>7037221holy shit kloudmutt actually got worse at art
>>7037206Wow, you are shit.
Does anyone have the depry page of this?
>>7037221>that shadow-hook on the face. Ugh. His old art was great. He's trying a bit too hard now.
>>7037236...I should do that, even though every time I try I fail
>>7037248was that ever leaked?
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>>7037230>work saftey force
>>7037221I cannot comprehend how someone can get worse
>>7037206oh dearwhat would Puff think of this...
>>7037216Some sort of harness. Or, you know, mouth and redesign the grip/trigger.Better yet, don't use guns on a pony drawing, they look lame when next to ponies.
>>7037206are those boxers? whose are they?
>>7037246>>7037275It looks like he's forgotten how to do proper lighting and just wings it every time.
>>7037206Not on the bed!
>>7037221its like Jay and KM merged into one being
>>7037323I actually thought it was Jay from the thumbnail
>>7037294More like he forgot to everything. Shit, his early work looks miles better than this crap
>>7037206I really like stuff like this. Simple stuff that no one really does. Kind of like how there's barely any art of fingering ponies. Ponies would absolutely love hands; Hooves can only do so much. And male pony on human. Very little of that too.
>>7037258anyone? no one?
>>7037173>Surfing Armor as DreddSuddenly, A Canterlot Wedding is a hell of a lot better.
>>7037353why cant you just like normal art?
>>7037236One of the things I was going to try this year was draw something everyday and post it.One day down and I've already failed.
>>7037381I'll start one!...tomorrow.
>>7037386>and then anon died
>>7037381Just doodle two things real quick and you'll be done!
>>7037030..Huh, I never made the connection on that one before.Yes, it is.http://samutoka.deviantart.com/art/Cutie-Calibur-268704782
>>7037386I'll start one! Fck this i quit.
So, how 'bout those Ponies?
Why are you trying to summon the Kloudmutt defense force?
>>7037402I LIKE THIS PONYSHE'S A PRETTY PINK PRINCESS
>>7037402i want to fuck scootaloo
I AM THE LAW
>>7037248>depryDo pones go to Depry University to get bullshit IT degrees?
>>7037402I like the one with the pretty wings.Shut up, Freud.
>>7037421Everyone who likes Scootaloo wants to fuck her too. No exceptions.
>>7037454I'd rather wait until she's older...
>>7037402These two make a cute couple.
>>7037447Which is worsebetter?Wanting to fuck your mother, or big sister?
Is there a working version of 4chanx for the archive at the moment? The script I was using no longer seems to want to work.
>>7037206Gonna agree with the other anonIt's a very cute pony but if you could do a sfw edit it would be great
>>7037470But what if she can't wait?What if she wants it now?Would you give it to her?
>>7037482Big sister doesn't bother me so much.Because I don't have one.
>>7037470LIES! Everyone knows you want to ravage that poor filly until there is nothing left but sweat, blood and tears.
>>7037510No, Anon.She's just a kid.She doesn't even have a cutie mark.Would you accept if an 8-year-old propositioned you for sex?Don't answer that.
>>7037504Did you toot in the new year?
>>7037447I like the one with the ugliest wings
>>7037540What part of LOUDER don't you comprehend?
>>7037482big sis is best sis~
>>7037536What if she was in heat?And you're the only one close?And she trusts you.What then?
>>7037536But, she will be a completely different pony with a completely different personality by the time she's old enough.How do you know you will still love her? We all change, anon.
>>7037588She's obviously just pretending for attentionI would take her to the doctor
>>7037588What if cartoon ponies don't go in heat?
>>7037588Still no.And doesn't she have to reach a certain stage of maturity before she starts going into heat...?
>>7037595>>7037588>>7037577>all these pedosYou disgust me
>>7037605>Doctor decides to spay your Scootaloo.
>>7037064The expectation is that you try something on your own with it vaguely in mind and then you look back at the book and go "oh okay so that's how it works".>>7037503>>7037230>draw something sfw>anon asks for nsfw edit>draw something nsfw>anon asks for sfw editi wish anon would make up his mindbut seriously it's just a fast shitty sketch i'd rather just draw something newand also how would that work aside from removing genitalia, she's still snuggling with your undergarments with her pajamas down>>7037353There is a reason no one does it.
>>7037588If she's in heat, at least she is physically mature, which is better. I still wouldn't, because mental maturity, and the ability to make completely rational decisions is still year away
>>7037563YOU WANT LOUD? WELL BY GOLLY YOU GOT IT.JESUS CHRISTSOOOOOPERSTARDO YOU THINK YOU'RE WHAT THEY SAY YOU ARE
>>7037643Heat cycles don't work that way.
>>7037636Then could you draw Sweetie Belle doing something cute or looking snuggleble
Wondering what turns the Princesses on. What makes them all flustered and sticky
>>7037659You know something. Fuck it. Just tell me that you don't want to do it.I'm disapointed in you
>>7037588I'd give her a toy and an idea how to use itThen tell her I'm going to leave for at least 2 hoursShe's still going to link you with sex so she might still be up for it in a few years
>>7037662then how do they work?
>>7037684>Celestia will never execute you for treasonsexually
>>7037673snuffThey're bored of everything elseThey only actually do some consentual asphyxiation though
>>7037709execute you for sexual treason, or sexually execute you for treason? or both?
>>7037643What happens when you come home one day and find her with some other pony balls deep in her?
>>7037673She likes it when you tell her she's your friend.
>>7037733if it's not both im shutting off the computer
>>7037737how old is the pony in question?
>>7037733Sexually executing you for sexual treasonShe caught you having a changeling waifu, a crime punishable by deathYou have a few options for method, how you would like her to do you in?
>>7037733DEATH BY SNU SNU!
>>7037759The same age as you.
>>7037737Pull him out myself and kick him out the door
>>7037759As old as you are.
>>7037759>How old do you think I am?
>>7037279No, you're an idiot. The standard the show has set is to have ponies hold objects in their hooves. Fucking deal with it.Talk about being in denial and shitting all over artists drawing things correctly to the show you pretend to admire with your fucking autistic nitpicks.
>>7037759kick said pony out of the house, and talk to her about what she is doing.
>>7037796The show is retarded, though.
>>7037704Heat don't kick in tell there body is mature enough for it.But these are talking aliens that seem to be horses so i guess you could apply whatever thoughts you have on the sexual reasoning of pre-teens.
sure is slow tonight...
>>7037808Then fucking get out of my little pony general and go shit up the Adventure Time generals.You fail at art critique beyond WAHH IT'S NOT HOW I LIKE IT, IF I CAN'T CONTROL THE SHOW, I'LL INSULT THE FANARTISTS!
>>7037789Too young to get any cider...
>>7037781>>7037775Kick the shit out of him and make it perfectly clear to her that she's not to do shit like thisThen give her a vibrator
>>7037047I'm okay with this in ways you cannot possibly comprehend.
>>7037842She sneaks out of the house to do it some more.You catch her the third time.
>>7037858Simple solution.Remove balls from pony.
>>7037796Ponies holding guns is a retarded concept in the first place.
>>7037869I'm lost are we doing fluff pony?
>>7037858call the cops if there are laws in place. I'm also assuming pony society looks down upon pedophilia/the age of consent the same way as the US does.
>>7037842>>7037805>>7037779And now she hates you and avoids you. She still has sex with ponies.
>>7037885No, this is just gelding/castrationIt's terrible, but it's not that terrible
You will never be a mare in a pretty dressOr a stallion for that matter
>>7037858Keep telling her not toThreaten death upon the stallionTill it all spills over and I end up raping her>You want this, you little fucking slut?
>>7037903It's okay anon, we'll figure it out eventually
THIS IS ESCALATING QUITE HORRIBLY
>fluffy pony drowns
>>7037943THINGS TEND TO DO THAT AROUND HERE
>>7037914But I want to be the stallion in the pretty dress.
>it was Chrysalis all along>You ask her how the hell she managed to shrink herself down to filly size>She just stares at you and says "I just...can?">yfw Conservation of Mass doesn't apply to Changelings
>>7037938No you won'tYou'll fail, just like you failed Renne
>>7037902You know they have a video of that on youtube.They just tie the horse down and numb it with a local ast maybe give the horse a shot if they got the money then slice the sack open pull the balls out and use a drill with a special attachment to clamp on the cord and twist untell it pops off.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDwkNU6AFvY
Post pony-related PMVs that you can actually sit through without wanting to go suicide-bomb a brony meetup. Here's one to start:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA
>>7037970Too bad, it will never happen.
>>7037914so colt in a pretty dress is still on the table, right?
>>7037968>filenameIs that some OC?
>>7037772knowingly feeding is a Grand High Offense in Equestria. the common penalty is "death by pleasure". that is, being possessed as it is of a sense of irony, Equestrian justice has determined that the fitting punishment for giving energy to the avowed enemy of all pony-kind willingly and knowingly, simply for the pleasures they can bring, is to kill the offender with sex. this exact killing can include: crushing, exhaustion, suffocation, starvation, dehydration, blood loss, exposure, bodily transformation, being consumed, and falling from a high altitude.this is, additionally, counted as the last earthly wish of the condemned, as the chance to live out one's ultimate fetish with a willing, eager partner is something desirable, even though it will end in death.
>>7037972But it wasn't Chrysalis.It was Scootaloo.Stop trying to escape.
>>7037972>"Can you do it again?">Fuck her with abandon
>>7037976Well, not with that attitude we won't
>>7037993I don't knowshe's just a pretty pony that I like
>>7037988Nope sorry Pip
It all sucks.
>>7037985Might not count but I actually liked the Anthology videoboth of them
>>7038076>both of themget out.
>>7038076>Boththe fuck man
>>7038076The second one was sucha disappointment.
>>7038076I only liked the Monk part of the second one
>>7037895Then good riddance.This entire scenario sucks.
>>7038000>You will never jump from an airship>Celestia will never spike you into the dirt after fucking you stupid as you fall
>>7037976>just like you failed Rennehow so?
>>7037938I'd start looking if I knew what's already been searched thoroughly.I want to help, but the idea of sifting through all 31 logs myself is daunting.
Any good apps, pony or non-pony, that I should get for android?
>>7038141Do it bitch.You won't be missed and when you return you will actually have something to show.
>>7038082>>7038091The second one had problems no doubt, but I still enjoyed it overall.Until that fucking odyssey part.>>7038112I liked that part too.
>>7038159Evernote. And get it for Chrome, too. Also Dropbox. Cloud storage is the shit.
>>7038173calm down buddy
>>7038202You sound desperate
>>7037938Are there any humanized pics of renne and Saffron? other than the Renne one GR did.
>>7038254LK -could- potentially do one himself which would be neat. He's drawn ppls before I seen't it.
>>7038243I don't get it.
>>7038237I like that guys standup.
>>7038271I think he did that bitching Scratch pic for the first MLSH book.
>>7038107>it was inspired by thishttp://youtu.be/3pDF-OBJCt8
What the hell did you do
>>7038292Bitching it was. Also Spitfire and assorted other ppls.
>>7038271>>7038254speaking of LK drawing Renne and Saffron, did he ever draw them as robots from earlier today?
>>7038311Fuck, why is she so upset, all I did was update my goddamn tumblr.
>>7038317damn, now I really want this>human Spanish Saffron
>>7036017It really sucked sitting next to fake KevinSano... I wish I could sock that guy. Especially since Kev is so nice.
>>7038128>Celestia will never straddle your crotch and grind against you until you simply cannot go on>she will never keep doing it>you will never die from sexual exhaustion
>>7038311I don't know, but it must be pretty bad to require her to stand on her hind legs
>>7038340You probably didn't clean your room
>>7038141Do we really need to sift through all 31, though?If he's hidden it like the other stuff (rather than making the password some phrase or word that could be guessed from DP's nature, like "eight" or "conduit" or something) I would think he'd have given us the password in either the same log as we got the tumblr, or one of the later ones (maybe once we actually found the tumblr).Something we really need to work out is what all that text in the first Tumblr background says. Personally I doubt it'll be linked in with the second Tumblr, but I still want to know what it says for closure's sake.
>>7038335>One day she just hip-checks to the ground out of nowhere>Then she sits on your face until your heart stops>it takes a few days, but she's patient
>>7038337Yeah, he said he would try it after he ate something. Just wanted to make sure I didn't miss it.
>>7038340Looking at pone being upright is interesting. They can't really hold it for long, unless their carrying something or moving forwards. I doubt the tail offers much help. Wings maybe for a Pegasus.
>>7038296>this is in the related videoshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKEoh idolmaster
>>7038318I fell asleep. Sorry.
>>7038000How would you kill someone with a fetish that has no obvious means of killing people, like diapers?Or fuck, even furry. How would Celestia sex-punish a furfag? She's already an animal.
>>7038311I STUCK MY DICK IN HER EYE
>>7038404I kinda like this one a bit more.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c
>>7038415What's your opinion on this, by the way?>>7035931
>>7038370Which log did we find the second tumblr in?And the text from the background could just be gibberish. Unless we could somehow figure out what font that is, we may not be able to translate it.
>>7038432>How would Celestia sex-punish a furfag?Raped by star-bears or something