Old Horse>>7017430With all the mess she been through, why is it that Mayor remain mayor of Ponyville? DO you think she really need a vacation?
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I'd hit it.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
so yeah, who asked for rough pony sex?
>>7021408because if she wasnt mayor then she'd need a new career that doesnt match her name quite so perfectly
>>7021408she looks like a mayorher name is mayor mareshe seems to fit the part>pony logic
>>7021399Which one is that?
>>7021408why is she so perfect, /pol/?
Spike has a hard foot fetish.He practically jizzed when smelling his feets in the last episode.
which pony would you give a hoof massage to
>>7021445Was it that pegasus?
>>7021462Do foot fetishists actually get off to smelling their own dirty feet?
So it's Cosmo that writes the who's who?Have I got that?
>>7021517Some people get off to everything.
>>7021445I didn't ask for it, but I like rough pony sex.
>>7021517Do gay people get off by looking at their own penis?
>>7021524it is/was multiple people, but i think cosmo's in charge
>>7021554I don't know. Do they?
>>7021554I doI'm not gay though
But then Anon had an idea.A wonderful, strange, crazy, brilliant idea.and that idea was
>>7021557I'd like names.
>>7021554>not getting off to yourself
>>7021472Is that a bat pony OC?
>>7021462I think of Spike as being 6-10 years old. Gross stuff is funny at that age.I remember tricking my brother into smelling my armpit sweat once around that age - it nearly made him gag.
I wish the Hiatus was over
>>7021579i have no idea, cosmo would though
>>7021524Cosmo and NTSTS, though NTSTS never responds or acts alive anymore.
>>7021574PONIES BEATING UP DERPY
>>7021579Cosmo might know who in. Why do you need names anyways?
>>7021591no, it's obviously a fandom referencebecause fetishes? fetishes, fetishes fetishes. i like saying fetishes a lot because i'm a boring sexually-frustrated nerd who watches children's cartoons
>>7021574to post this!
>>7021581>getting off to yourself
pls post mandopedo pics
>>7021574>I'M GONNA WRECK IT
>>7021591If the mane6 are in their late teens or early 20s, Spike must be older than that since he was hatched by Twilight before she started school, and she was younger than the CMCs. Probably 13-15.
>>7021625look at those tittaysunf
>>7021630You don't love yourself enough to fuck yourself?
>>7021591I would say the same as well, though you would never find a boy as mature as he is. Also a shame there isn't that many male rolemodel for Spike to look up to.
>>7021650that is not gay at all
>>7021646i wonder if, as a pony, her pone teats are proportionate
>>7021646There are no crotchboobs in this picture and the last panel is too dark to see any contours.
>>7021657>noble dragon code
>>7021650No, I do not, and neither should you.
Still 2 more weeks till Flutterslut and Dicklord
>>7021696But I didn't post Celestia.
>>7021613Because I used to respect Cosmo and I thought we were friends.If he's not responsible, I'd like to know who is.
>>7021644But Dragons live to be very, very old, from what we know. The aging process would probably be slightly different for them.
>>7021696Non-brony princess would tell you the same thing.
>>7021706>used toDid he insult your family in the Who's Who or what?
>>7021721>implying Celestia wouldn't totally fuck herselfDYEWTS
>>7021657Sure, he's mature when he's being handled by a decent writer, but he's still a boy.>not many male role models for himWell, there's always Shining ArmAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry I couldn't keep a straight face!
>>7021657I could be Spike's male role model.
>>7021740I'd like to, anon
>>7021741role model as in I'm going to wreck the drogo ass and suck on tha drago peen.
>>7021730>Shining Armor>not a good role model for boys
>>7021730>Sure, he's mature when he's being handled by a decent writer, but he's still a boy.This. Sadly, most of his recent episodes have been written by Merriwether Williams, who make him seem like a clumsy immature kindergartener.
>>7021727That's exactly what I'm trying to find out.
>>7021749Fff, so do I...
>>7021755But what even happened is what I want to knowWhat's so serious?
>>7021741Would you teach him to be a man? This is one important thing Spike needs to know.
Human counterpart equipment>Twilight - 2x Daggers>Applejack - Axes/Clubs>Rainbow Dash - Katanas>Fluttershy - Crossbows>Rarity - Whips>Pinkie Pie - Instruments>Spike - Lances>Applebloom - Boomerangs>Sweetiebell - Dolls>Scootaloo - Yo-yos>Big Mac - Shields/Gauntlets>Gilda - Fists/Claws>Spitfire - Pistols>Luna - Scythes>Celestia - Rapiers
>>7021752Of course he is. I'm sure Shining Armor taught Spike how to fuck Twilight as soon as he was old enough.
>>7021755Dud, chill. It's kind of half-joke. My description implies pedophilia.
>>7021772>Sweetiebell - Dolls
>>7021772>still no MLP RPG;_;
>>7021772Wow, could that be any more wrong?
>>7021755Why, is the insult hidden or something? You want confirmation of it, is that it?
>>7021789You're clearly not familiar with what MSOB and the guys in the sub are doing.
>>7021792went over your head
>>7021767The dragons tried to teach him to be a man, but he said no. Spike is happy with his girly self.
>>7021772>Twilight - 2x Daggers>Not a fucking staffWhat the hell, man
Celestia shows up in your bathroom mirror at night and offers you to come to Equestria.Conditions: You will be an earth pony mare. But, a very beautiful one, and you will have by far the largest crotchteats of any mare in town. You will have to wear pony heels and a crotchbra to keep them from dragging the ground when you walk, and walking will be more like waddling for youDo you accept
>>7021789You could always play Baldur's Gate with pony portraits.
>>7021792What I want to know is who wrote it.
>>7021703>Celestia>brony princess>what lunafags believeLOL
>>7021772>Spike - Lances>not a fucking flaming sworn
>>7021812Why do you even care?
>>7021809Why would she show up in my mirror? Why at night?
>>7021812Wrote what?What is it that's so offensive?
>>7021809no that sounds horrible
>>7021809wow its like you didnt even try celesita
HOLY SHIT IT'S 2013
>>7021819So I can know who to hate.
>>7021809So basically that "milk mare" OC?Fuck no.
>>7021837You're a gigantic faggot
>>7021816Spike wants to be knight and a Lance seem like that kind of weapon in his fantasy. OF course, its impractical as fuck but heck.
>>7021809The fuck.No.No go unless I'm a male Pegasus.
>>7021813I just wish something akin to Gilda roaring on Fluttershy happened to Luna. The tears would be neverending
>>7021797please tell me more
>>7021809Sounds dubious. I don't think so. I might accept being a mare, but having oversized teats sounds troublesome.
>really drunk last night>Posted some pone on facebook>Just realized it>I also have coworkers on therefuck
>>7021696>>7021703>>7021813Candyass is the brony princess.
>>7021772>Twilight - 2x DaggersFull retard.
>>7021408No OPRemember the last time the mayor tried to take a break?
>>7021851>pegasus>picking the worst, brony racei'm laughing so hard I have to take a shitbe right back
>>7021863>this is what sunfags believele molestia faec
I had this idea for an episode. What if one day Mayor mare fucks up and they hold a new election?Applejack is running a fierce political campaign, all the while mirroring Mayor Mare's corrupt tactics.it all ends with Mayor Mare winning, and Applejack understanding that politics changes people. So basically a satire, for kids. I wonder if /pol/ would want in on it.
>>7021874>brony racedis nigga serious
>>7021874>not wanting wingers
>>7021881>celestiafags>in connection with realityPick one.
>>7021772>>7021816>>7021850Always took Spike for a Gunner or Engineer type.
>>7021845If you're not involved, than you can go fuck yourself.
>>7021899>EngineerThat fucker doesn't even know how to write properly
>>7021870But that is not a vacation though. That is like a short break or relaxing in the weekend.
>>7021899That's why he was so helpful in the spiklejack episode?
>>7021885>mirroring Mayor Mare's corrupt tactics>element of honesty
>>7021903>you will never be bodyswapped with your pony of choice>you will never fuck yourself
Bored Drawfag here. Request? Make em easy because I suck at everything.
>>7021874>liking any of 1/3 of the ponies in the show makes you a bronyhow about we all just be bronies then
>>7021836Only 3 more years until TW-TW-TENTY SIXTEENhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C5_VbK6VCo
>>7021916What if she went on a dick vacation? A dick vacation tot the land of Dick?>>7021920She honestly has no idea it could be done any other way.
>>7021908He write the letter to the princess. I am sure his writing has to be top notch for that.>>7021927Draw Mayor sleeping on a couch.
>>7021894I want those glorious, feathered beauties.
>>7021931you mean those chompers from mario? Sure I guess.
>>7021930fuck off spike, you can't do shit.
>anon is mad at the Who's who>ask why>"I'm just so mad">ask why>"Who's in charge?">ask why>"I just want to be mad"it never ends
>>7021957nigga is crazy
>>7021949>He write the letter to the princess. I am sure his writing has to be top notch for that.Rewatch the first episode
>>7021885>/pol/ writing an episode of anythingNo.
>>7021959Why do you give a shit?
>>7021946>She honestly has no idea it could be done any other way.no, you don't just get to handwave that away just by saying 'honesty'
>>7021959Why I'm mad is none of your damn business.
>>7021973>must vanquish any and all hateanons who tarnish the image of our beloved MLPG
>>7021974Honestly anon, why not?
>>7021920>AJ wins the election>Mayor Mare only knows how to be a inept politician>Ends up sitting dejectedly on the sidewalk by city hall with nowhere to go
>>7021973because if someone is this worked up then it makes me curious
>>7021989>sings Brother Can You Spare A Dime under the gaslights
>>7021982More like vanquish them because they're fucking annoying shitposters.
How's your new years going mlp?pic and filename related
>>7021989>she forms the first lobbying group and becomes richer than Celestia within a few decades
>>7021982Hateanons are writing the who's who now?Whose retarded idea was that?
>>7021998>mayor pony as a throaty, croony blues singerhmm
>>7022003It was alright.Pic related.
>>7021997I think the guy is jealous
>>7021980but it's this burning enigma that i must de-puzzleyou seem to just be mad at the document in generalwhich is sillyi know as soon as you say WHY then we'll know who you arejust say "they made fun of me :(" and we'll call it a day
So did everyone show up again like last year?Spent my new year's ever in a gas station. It was really cool actually we had like 20 people and there was food and drinks and that was our second to last stop for the night. We went because one of us works graveyard there. Got home about 4AM. I had left the house to start hanging out at about 1PM. best New Year's party yet.
____ is gone forever.
>>7022003still recovering from last night
>>7022041i told you, she's DEAD
http://nsfw-cold-blooded-twilight.tumblr.com/post/39393557669/a-nice-way-to-welcome-the-new-year-if-i-dont-sayI think I'm starting to enjoy giant crotchboobs
>>7022032>mad at the document in generalOh fuck, remember when there was this big argument over the Who's Who during the hiatus?
>>7022053>season 1 doesn't have her eyes derped
>>7022042Pinkie is cute yo.
>>7022041Be thankful nobody on the MLP staff lost their job over Yamino's faggotry this time.
>>7022053FUCK! Rainbow Dash come back!
>>7022003I got pretty drunk and played vidyaIt was glorious
>>7022050>nsfw-cold-blooded-twilightOh, so he's not dead after all.
>>7022050Oh hey. Huge crotchboobs that actually look okay, imagine that.
>>7022050>AJ's boobs swaying when she bucksUNF
>>7022050Poor Applejack ;_;
>>7022064Is that a dragon fucking her?
>>7022070No, seems like they left on their own, or got reassigned to the bottom-tier shows.
>>7022053Who is a bad enough dude to rescue Derpy from the Hasbro gulag?
>>7022106>That one guy that got reassigned to fucking Hero 108
>>7022076Its not like that if she comes back that she would like you, dear anon.
>>7022057It's not the document in general or in concept
>>7022094It's okay anon, she enjoys the air brushing past them.
>>7022057yeahit was when it was getting updatedNTSTS was being a gigantic faggot and not just putting people in it because he didn't like them
>>7022037I've writed a kind of Mad Max meets IT tech industry epic - with ponies, natch - spanning 12 time zones and 13 distinct zones of the autism spectrum. I finishing the novel months ago, without punctuation, and during 2013, I will intend to repunctuate my novel, from the start to the back.
>>7022127how *dare* you besmirch the name of a glorious MLPG contributorHATEANON
>>7022146>let's use the "who's who of mlpg contributors" to attack mlpg contributors>what a great idea
>>7022146I'll rape you.
what pony would be into vidya?what's their favorite game?least favorite?
>>7022108I am sure if given a chance, most of the poster here.
>>7022206>playing Starfox with ScootalooYou don't know how much I would like this.
>>7022206Filles, colts and manchildren ponies.
>>7022206Fluttershy Resident Evil
>>7022209>most of the poster>just the gray areaPUN FULLY INTENDED
>>7021772>Twilight - Staff>Applejack - Her hooves (black belt motherfucker)>Rainbow Dash - 2 daggers>Fluttershy - Crossbow>Rarity - Whips>Pinkie Pie - Instruments>Spike - Small guns>Applebloom - Boomerangs>Sweetiebell - Dolls>Scootaloo - Yo-yos>Big Mac - Sword amd Shield>Gilda - Fists/Claws>Spitfire - Pyromancer>Luna - Scythes>Celestia - Lancesfixed that list
>>7022217So Pinkie, eh? I mean, we watch her play in a commercial playing an 8bit game.
>>7022228>Sweetiebell - Dollsthere it is again
>>7022028>>7022028Where is this from?link please
>>7022168Pffahah, oh wow.
>>7022242>implying Dolls aren't the shit
>>7021941What the FUCK is going on
>>7022228>Fluttershy>a crossbowShe'd probably use a net or something that could subdue an out-of-control monster or would-be attacker without hurting them.Crossbows hurt, Anon. They hurt a lot.
>>7022240>You will never engage in jolly cooperation with Pinkie
>>7022050Damn, it seems that guy really got into Milky Way.Andromeda is a superior galaxy.
>>7022242>doesn't know that dolls are overpoweredDO YOU EVEN TOUHOU
>>7022242>>7022264How do you even fight with dolls? Do you stuff them with a bunch of rocks and swing them around?
>>7022270that's a good alternativeI was thinking something that would keep her outof danger, from a distance
>>7022270my dick hurts
>>7022282fuck you, Alice
>>7022293>Trixie teaches Anon the meaning of pain.png
>>7022249I believe it's from fate/stay night.
>>7022307I'd like Rarity to teach me the meaning of pain
>yank pony by the tail
>>7022249Fate Stay Night's visual novel
>>7022214>She keeps shooting down Bill's pilots on Katina>She gets SO jealous that you can make it to Aquas and Zoness
>>7022329your fucking dick is a dork. shut the fuck up
>>7022228>Applejack - Her hooves (black belt motherfucker)>Rainbow Dash - 2 daggers>Big Mac - Sword and Shield>not:>Applejack - Sword and Shield>Rainbow Dash - Her hooves (black belt motherfucker)>Big Mac - Zweihänder
>>7022228>Pinkie>Not a cannon
>>7022341>Big Mac not dual wielding two-handed weapons
>>7022357No, you go fuck yourself and your mom and you dog and fuck you! And your dick.
>>7022337are you calling him a whale?
>>7022341>implying Big Mac wouldn't carry a solid steel hammer or axe that would take two men to carry otherwise.
>>7022324Is it hentai one? Is there actual sex?
>>7022372FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU EEEEEEAAAATTTTT SSSSSSSHHHHHIIITTTTTTTTTTT
>>7022341>AJ>Not bare hooves
>>7022228>Applebloom - Chakra
>>7022365>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBwV3faRv1k&feature=youtu.be>still keeping "&feature=youtu.be" on the linkI don't like the video, in case you were wondering
>>7022386>>7022357>not using his sister holding on a pole with her vagina up to cervix as a weapon
>>7022399NO YOU DOUCHE BAG WART LOVING PEEN SUCKING DOUCHBAG SHIT FONDLER DORK!
>>7022407Is there an uncensored version of this?
>>7022387yesnon animated CG images
>>7022413that seems oddly specific
>>7022419yes maybe so?
>>7022386>implying bag mac likes leaving a mess>implying he like the sound of bodies being smashed
>>7022435I swear I saw an image about this, I just didn't save it. What a shame.
>>7022407I found myself a boner now
Can someone please post pony anatomy tutorial?
>>7022464>>7022464Clear the email field, you dumb brony newfag piece of shit.
>>7022467Don't use the tutorials. They're a bad crutch that will hurt you in the long run.Use screencaps as references, if you need them.
>>7022488http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmldont know how that v got there
>>7022484>Don't use skeletons, they're a bad crutch
>>7022499skeletons don't exist
LOOK GUYSIT'S FLUTTERSHY
>>7022499skeletons are too spooky
>>7022484Don't use anything! They are a bad crutch!
>>7022472What email field?
>>7022513STOP FLUTTERSHYLEAVE MAC ALONE
>>7022499they are, actually
>>7022513DRAW DISCORD, JESSY
>>7022499B-but senpai, skeletons are spookyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa''>o<
>>7022513>Fluttershy will never glomp you
>>7022523PfffhahahaDon't listen to this faggot
>>7022523Whatever you say, Ross.
>>7022513What, fluttershy, do you want Mac to go inside your urethra now?
>>7022467Here you go!http://www.dragoart.com/tuts/8102/1/1/how-to-draw-my-little-pony,-friendship-is-magic-style.htm
>>7022535Eveyrthing is a crutch! Everyone quit using references! In fact don't draw at all!
>>7022535>no lines of motion>no musculature>mlpg in charge of knowing what it's talking about
>>7022548Fuck, that's gotta be the only tutorial I've ever used.
>>7022546>>7022552but how else would human Lyra's pelvis be wider than a small child is tall?
>>7022331I bet she'd HATE Star Wolf, because she just can't get Wolf off her tail, even if she manages to shoot down the others.
>>7022284Did you even play FFX? Dolls are a magical medium, controlled through either Telekinesis or some form magical animation. In the context I mentioned, they used as a channel for magical energy, similar to a staff but rather than being used a focal point, it used as a source
>>7022472Please kill yourself.
>>7022625This guy right here need to kill himself.
>>7022547>your favorite pony will never crawl into your urethra
>>7022611Ah, yes, I did play FFX. It just didn't occur to me that there was any magical weapons.
>>7022637Grr! Grr! I'm mad. Look at Celestia!>>7022647Why can't she be real and suck my cock?
>>7022647>she will never appear in the show again
>>7022637I FUCKING HATE VIDEO GAMES
>>7022637They didn't fucking put the hyphen in my name in the who's whoI am so mad
>>7022662why can't anon be real and suck my vaj?
>>7022647that is one unnerving expression
>>7022681She probably got gingered.
>>7022668>>7022670>>7022637I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS GUY WAS TALKING ABOUT!
>>7022647YOUR PRINCESS REQUESTS AFFECTION
>>7022693no thanks I don't like the music
>>7022705WHAT KIND OF AFFECTION
>>7022722>>7022727BUT I ONLY HAVE ONE DICKFUCKWHAT SHOULD I DO
>>7022715kisseson the mouth
>>7022754...Do you even pet the squid?
>>7022705>not giving your affection to bug pony>2013
>>7022667>that gifevery single time
>>7022764I'd give my vaj for bug pony
>>7022764I don't wanna be launched full force into a castle, thank you.
>>7022715the kind that goes elbow-deep
>>7022760well, do you?
Hey Cosmo, if you're around, after all this hubbub over the Who's Who, can you do something for me?pls respond
>>7022786hahaha that's adorable
>>7022760>Not petting the squid
>>7022547why not post the rest?
>>7022703This picture shouldn't make me as horny as it does.
>>7022770No, I don't have issues with my mother.
>>7022823>that story about that guy who met a cute girl inside a cow's butt
>>7022053is that Stalin?
>>7022836FUUUCK II HATE THAT BRONYPANDERING FAGGOT SO MUCH
>>7022761>she sketches on paper>SUPER CLEAN>I sketch on paper>pencil smudges FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>>7022847>not recognizing the current president of the united states>2013
>>7022852>she draws>GOOD>I draw>SHIT
>>7022838HANGOVEEEEERYOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DRUNK SO MUCHNO, I WON'T LOWER MY VOICE
>>7022838Sleepy panka is kawaii
>>7022838>having Coffee with Rarity in the morning before she's had a chance to "put her face on.">gently teasing her about her bed-hair and the fact you almost never see her without makeup
>>7022761I will draw pencil this well someday! you'll MLPG, YOU'LL ALL SEE!!
>>7022637Why was Dotrar such sarcastic jerk to Speedy Spectrum lastep?
>>7022879That's no RY. She's got no horn
>>7022928EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
>>7022944needs more futa. needs more jizz. needs more dicks.
>>7022944>>7022928Do you live in such a huge planet that the days are actually months on Earth?
>>7022670you're sounding a little defensive brony
>>7022912I've been needing one of these. I always draw fish lips.
>>7022944BUT I ALREADY LIEK THIS PIECE OF UNF
>>7022955YES MORE PLEASE
>>7022962I live in your mind. Where days are measured using a rng
>>7022871>"You just wait until I can open my eyes..."
>>7022955I think both Rarity and Fluttershy should have cocks, with Fluttershy's being slightly larger and floppier, even though she's more submissiveRarity can have a cute, tight little cock
hmmprincess butt or applebuttpinkbutt is nice too i suppose
>>7023011how about all of them?
>>7023011All of themstacked on top of each other
>>7023016that'd be greedy
>>7023011princess buttdefinitely princess butt
>>7023024that's already been done
>>7022987>tight cockFrom the inside as well, I presume.
>>7023011Applebutt is confusingly alluring to me. I think it was that foodscat story.
>>7022987>Rarity cockfucks Fluttershy's well-stretched urethra with her tight little cock
>>7022951I don't get it
>>7022936You'll see. I'll prove it to you
>>7023039whoa...hey someone do this!
>>7023047still doubting you becuase all you are doing is talking. where is the beef faggot?
>>7023037>tfw I have probably all of them saved, didn't even bothering to delete duplicates>tfw I don't even find them hot
>>7022982...Is that why you're holding my wrist? S-so I can't get away?
>>7023057How about no, you fucking shitty taste having cockmongler.
>>7023105how about yes.
>>7023079i don't really enjoy footscat but that was a Good Effort nonetheless
>>7023103>not letting her squeeze your hand when the throbbing pain in her head spikes
>>7023105How about everypny now has a cock?Not so tough now are you
>>7023152I would prefer Flutterbutt, thanks.
>>7023164Fluttershy would smell like shit.
>>7023164wait, we're talking about butts?I thought we were talking about hangoversFlutterbutt IS pretty nice though
>>7023164Flutter only gets the butts
>>7023185>tfw no more fabulous faces
>>7023197Why is she?... O-oh.
>>7023200what are you talking about?
>>7023183She looks pretty clean to me. Never hear anyone complaining about her smelling on the show either.
>>7023197>getting a dildo from the grocery store
>>7023221>Not getting all your dildos from the grocery storeWow, talk about being a fucking casual
>You will never a contributor
>>7023221> you never went to china town
>>7023231>tfw you are contributor>tfw an anon never would you
>>7023231one day, I will
>>7023219Considering she around animals a lot, I am sure she bathe a handful of time, especially in the lake.
>>7023231>you will never contribute
>>7023231Which contributor. And what will I never do.
Renne Questers: Log 7-2 should be working now.
>>7023231I'm a contributorSomeone can me if they want
>>7023257What a yellow fucking pony.
>>7023264throw them a party
>>7023257Flutterbutt is probably cleanest pony. Probably equal in cleanliness to Rarity.
>>7023278lol what? have some self respect
>>7023275Still no second password yet?
what if ponies are humansand help shia lebouf find love in new york city
>>7023231>you will never be as cool as C3PO
>>7023282That's a nice dress, Pinkie. Who made it>
>>7023289Still looking, but I'm not the cleverest of faggots, so don't count on me alone.I could use some help.
>>7023278do I count as a contributor? because apparently several people have said they would me.
>>7023231i already have
>>7023279Is there something wrong with yellow ponies?
>>7023296damn, i've misplaced that that copypasta just now
>>7023307what do you look like?
>>7023301>That's a nice dressIt's not good to lie, Anonymous.
Why do I find Mayor Mare so attractive?
>>7023288why does allowing people to ravage your ass automatically equate to lower self respect?It feels good you know
>>7023231Yeah, it's a shame, because I'm pretty buff and fine-looking, if I dare say so.
>>7023320hideous, fat and hairy. I'll stop namefagging now.
>>7023312nothing wrong with a little widescreen television
>>7023296>Shia LeBoeuf>not Seth Rogen and Zach Galifianakis
>>7023308yeah right. sure you have.
>>7023305What have you searched so far?
>>7023327she has nice colors and a nice accessory
>>7023316but it was funhow do you lose interest in that?
>>7023300OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
>>7023359No what are you doing you are a fox knives have no use for you stop trying to steal them
>>7023275Ah, thanks!>>7023289Nope. Does anyone know any other ways of hiding stuff in audio? The first tumblr we got the password and url in the same image (QR code in gif, QR code in embedded sound), I'm wondering if maybe he might have hidden data in a different way in one of the audio files, maybe. A new hiding technique'd explain why no-one's been able to find it so far, anyway.
>>7023349believe what you will
HEY IM GRUMP
>>7023377>>7023380What's going on? I like gay nerdships
>>7023377>>7023380Second time today.
>>7023377>>7023380This has to stop happening.
>>7023380>their CMs are the grump faces>implying JonTron's wouldn't be a bird.
Hi I'm pone
>>7023377>>7023380I don't even know who these people are supposed to be
so how about that speedycloud?
>>7023413LMJ and Pewdiepie
>>7023413The Game Grumps, two popular lets-play'ers from youtube. Similar to Rage Quit and Two Best Friends Play
>>7023409HEY IM DERP
>>7023380hue and contrast OTP
>>7023419More like sleepycloud
>>7023439So they act like idiots for others entertainment on youtube?Sounds.... fascinating.....
>princess celestia decides to help out her subjects for the day
>>7023446Hey I'm flawed
>>7023472they just kind of yell and laugh loudly for 20 minutesit's hard not to enjoy because you instinctually want to laugh when you hear others laughing that hardbut yeah it's pretty stupidweird that people can make a lot of money doing such stupid shitkind of like rappers
>>7023478jesus fuck off for once
>>7023512that look on her face would slay any man's self-esteem
>>7023519Call the science people.
>>7023499i dont like game grumps as much as rage quit and 2 best friends play, mostly because the grumps dont edit anything/cut out the boring shit. the other two are more consistantly entertaining, though just as mindless
>>7023519how can you stay alive with a cock like that? Holy Jeesus.
>>7023519why did it take me so long to see the fucking dicki am usually very keen on these things
>>7023530>not being a science people>not jumping on the opportunity to become one
>>7023419That episode was great
>>7023519why is gideon so obsessed with smoking tube cocks
So is there any other new stuff in banned from equestria besides zecora, the spa scenes, fluttershy and the rape thing
>>7023528Scrunching on a dick should be a criminal offense.
>>7023512Its burning grip TELLS ME TO FUCK YOU!
>>7023512>doom guy gets all the mares
How do you know it when a Filly is too young for you?When you have to make train sounds to get it into her mouth.>Here comes the Chuchu train, into the tunnel!
>>7023519Roll my eyes at you and tell you this is stupid and Gideon's a shit artist.
>>7023544It's hidden in plain sight.
>>7023558still no rarara
>>7023568CHUCHU ROCKETWA WA WA WA WAAAAA
why don't you talk to a butt if you know one aaahahaha
>>7023569>dead quote not green
>>7023581That one porn "game" by Pokehidden
>tfw you're not sure if Senpai notices you or if you're just "that guy who tries too hard"
>>7023590YeahGet some bits from AJ from bucking, and you can buy massages and a blowjob scene in the spa
>>7023519>people fap to this
>>7023601twitter dot com pls
>>7023596I forgot to quote a certain part.>and the rape thingThat part.
>>7023606How do you do that? AJ is just standing by her cart doing nothing.
>>7023615break the rock with spell a you get from twilight's book
>>7023594moot what have you done this time
>>7023611>no link but the font is still redFUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR
>>7023601You can never "try too hard"
>>7023613You put the bottle from the train station next to Berry Punches house and that unlocks it. >>7023615...You click AJ. The first time you buck trees, it takes you to the AJ scene, but come back the next day and you can just buck trees for money. >>7023623And yeah you gotta do that too.
>>7023623But in order to get to Twilight, I need to buy a train ticket for Spike, and I can't do that without money.
club penguin is for looooooooooooooserrrrrrrrrrrrs
>>7023630I'm a wizard now
>>7023636No no no. You go in twilights house in the daytime. When Twilights looking at the bookshelfs, theres a clickable book on the ground next to her. Click through it to get both of the 2 shield spells.
>>7023511>MLPG in a nut sheel
What would you call an Earth Pony getting 7 abortions?A crime fighter.
>>7023558>rape thingwhat?Also, Zecora is actually Chrysalis
http://www.derpibooru.org/198509?scope=scped52d87f7dd4a949bb4343c562142f56fc9935427I love how I can find arguments on pics like this on this siteits kinda funny
>>7023661Yeah. In the train station, theres a wine bottle. Get the bottle, and put it next to berry punches house. It unlocks a certain deleted cutscene with lyra and bonbon that prefaces them raping berry punch, If i remember right. It doesn't show much though.
you putrid sack of subhuman filth
>>7023601>implying they're a role model.
>>7023601Just don't care and continue to perfect yourself in whatever it is you do. Until one day you're above senpai
>>7023686Yeah, it just shows lyra and bon bon chatting pretty much. You access it with the bottle thing, and watch it once your three days is up
>>7023656>SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>7023659What do you call and Earth ponies who thoroughly washes her vagina after sex?A cream fighter
>dead cause everyone's playing pokehidden's game
>>7023715>a site that impartially hosts all images is shoving something I dont like down my throatWow.
>>7023742No, I'm reading the Legend of the Strongest Man.
>>7023732What do you call a Rarity that ___________A slut!
>>7023708C-could a person like me really surpass senpai one day? But I'm so unworthy... A person like me should only hope that one day they will be noticed by someone superior to them...
>>7023601lol poeple trying to get the attention of poeple who they think are of worth. Quit trying and go to your corner.
>>7023766you sound pathetic. Stay in the mud where you've placed yourself.
>>7023747"hey, stop flooding our site with pony porn!""is mlp porn rule 34?""well yeah""what is the name of this website""rule34. net"
>>7023747To be fair, I imgine it would really suck for people who don't like pone.Though paheal was just full of revolting shit before, so I don't know.
>>7023747Porn is srs bisnes.
>>7023715I've never heard of rule34.xxx
>>7023785they all sound pathetic and pitiful. If seeking attention of someone is all you care for then go die in a ditch.
>>7023766I actually surpassed sempai one day. Bout two years ago, I would go to their livestreams admiring their work like they were a god. I wanted to get good, so I started drawing and practicing. Not long ago, I went into one of their livestreams, and when they saw I was in it, they listed me as one of their inspirations and favorite artists. It's all just practice and dedication.
Would you cum inside Rainbow Dash, or did you let /mlp/ ruin that for you?
>>7023789>>7023801>>7023809The thing I hate most about the porn is the pony fandom.
>>7023818Self confidence master race!
>>7023766Gather your mind and try to stand! Your senpai had a senpai too. Climb up if you want to be someone's senpai too one day!
>>7023810It's pretty much e621, looks like.
>>7023825That's an /mlp/ thing isn't it?The answer is yes, I would cum inside her.
>>7023825I'd rather cum inside Octaviaor Lyraor Flitter
>>7023801But how? You can always just not search for pony porn. I'm fairly sure pony doesn't show up under different cartoons' tags unless it's a crossover which are fairly rare to see on paheal.
>>7023844well, e621 is pretty damn good a site. Great tagging. And actual quality control as it seems.
>>7023855We saw it the first time thank you.
>>7023840>>7023822Okay! I will try to do it! I must dedicate myself and work harder! To become the best I can be!
>>7023861And swf uploading!
>>7023881in4 fuck this I quit.
>>7023858But it shows up on the main paaaaageeeeeeeeeeeholy fuck who sane browses the main page and doesn't expect shit that doesn't interest him
>>7023861Also filtering and favoriting. I know paheal can't even do filtering, even if you register an account. What a piece of shit.I wanted to filter out MLP porn.
>>7023858>>7023903 why would you ever use rule34's main page.there's no way EVERY single image posted on there appeals to you besides ponejust use searches
>>7023840not him, but a few people have actually called me their senpai. and even senpai himself has complimented me on how much i improved.the things are going right now i have already picked carbon monoxide as my own coup de grace, because i can't take it anymore
>>7023904>I wanted to filter out MLP porn.>but this show is special and magical and pure you shouldnt desecrate it with such awful images it's not your average fap fodder it's holy
>>7023927Maybe he's just not into ponies?
>>7023903Literally everything shows up on the main page, do they expect admins to filter only FiM for the sake of EQUALITY? Can't they realize how dumb that is?
>>7023920>you will never your senpai
>>7023927Yup that's clearly what I said. Thank you.
>>7023917Maybe they are bitching about a cartoon horse showing in there because of crossover pictures.
>>7023881That's the spirit! And never, never forget where you came from.
>>7023935>not liking ponies what are you doing here.jpg
>>7023945There are really few crossover images when compared to non-porn crossover images.
>>7023935impossible, everyone's into ponies
>>7023801Are you fucking retarded?The same thing can be said about other things on paheal
>>7023881Godspeed you! You sound like the early SB and Kraut and they learned to draw pretty good after a very short time.
>>7023956I know.>BUTT FEW TOO MANY MAD MAD MAD
>>7023986True, but there is a fairly astounding amount of pony there. I mean, really. It's gotten to the second most tagged subject matter in just a 2 year period. That's impressive on a couple levels.
>>7023801>>7023986What if you just want to browse?
You know whats really funny? Gilbert Godfrey telling "The Aristocrats" joke.
>>7024014I've never heard of anyone bitching about there being too much Touhou or Pokémon porn.
>>7024014MLP will still never surpass Pokemon
>>7024034Dead babies are funnier.
>>7023996And look at how happy it's made them!
>>7024036Because wh40kfags usually aren't compelled to spam their gore porn at those things and whole internet loves 40kfags.
>>7024034I watched a youtube video of him doing that 10 minutes ago
>>7024054happy? aren't they always depressed?
>>7024077Yes. Thats the joke.
>>7024077THE JOKE ANONTHE JOKE
>>7024077that is the joke
Can we have our first show discussion of 2013 now?
>>7024102Why are all of Applejack's episodes terrible in Season 3?
>>7024102Do you think Rainbow just shows up to people who leave their windows?
>>7024112Why are all episodes terrible in Season 3?
>>7024102yeah rightI suppose you'd want to talk about ponies then?fucking queerwho could love those perfect bulbous angels
Whoever requested those Celestia on a vacation and food pony fight requests, I finally woke up from my slumber and gonna start working on them soonish.Just gonna grab a bite and clean some places up first.
YOU'RE A FAGYOU'RE A FAGONETWOTHREEFOURYOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING FAGONETWOTHREEFOUR
>>7024117Only to Rarity.
>>7024102Why is the show so terrible and why do ponies suck so much?How much show you didn't watch? I didn't even see a second of S3, your scores?
>>7024122because there's not enough rarara
>>7024136no i'm not
>>7024117she doesnt even care if the window was closed
>>7024117All pegasus do that. It's why everyone buys curtains
>>7024102There was a bunch of it in the last thread.>>7024117She sneak in into Fluttershy's house. I take that as a yes.
>>7024136...yeahyeah i am
>>7024143You always imagine Rarity as this pure and graceful being don't you. This couldn't be further from the truth.
>>7023855how come nobody in MLPG ever makes posts that good
>>7024175Because we are shit and the piss is so much better bla bla here come and see the new great thread I made >>7022963
>>7024175How come you think that post is good
>>7024135Good luck on that.>>7024161>>7024152>>7024140Thats says alot about the blue pony.
>>7024143why Rarity always gets the best episodes?
>>7024194Oh god, what the hell.
I just want to live with my favorite pony man. I love her. I'd help her around, I'd do whatever she want.But she isn't real...ANd there is no way that someone like her exist. And even if somehow she exists and I meat her I wouldn't have a chance.Life is so cruel
>>7024202Well, she only had one good episode last season, and she shared that with her little sister.
>>7024200What, that she's a __________SLUT__________?
>>7024219Cry some more baby. I was told we would be fighting MEN!
>>7024202She is fun to write I bet. They could have easily made her that girl that likes shopping. I wonder why it didn't go to that?
>>7024221>Sweet and Elite>Not goodI will cut you
>>7024221Sisterhooves Social? The Apple family made that one good. Carried Rarity's ded weight.
>>7024221Are you trying to trick me? All Rarity episodes are good.
>>7024247>>7024252>>7024253It was mediocre and only because the last segment saved it.
>>7024262I agree but the last segment was the best on the show so fuck you
>>7024237>the show writers love to write her>the comic writer for the first arc said she loves to write herWe'll probably end up hearing that the other comic writer also loves to write her
>>7024262I'm inclined to agree. Rarity episodes don't ever stand out as good for me.Especially S1 Rarity episodes. Awful.
>>7024262>the Canterlot part>the song>Fancypants>The fucking song montage>not greatYou have bad opinions
>>7024288I bet he thinks Magic Duel was ____
>>7024288>most forgettable song in the show>goodAlso, WHICH Canterlot part? The whole episode was in Canterlot.
>>7024262I disagree.Where are your shit opinions now?
>>7024301>Seth>Assuming you're still welcome in MLPGGo.
>>7024305EXACTLYAlso the most forgettable song in the show is The Perfect Stalion
>>7024305>most forgettableNigga you and your opinions. We need a defendable point from you
you know what my opinion is? All of your opinions are shit!
>>7024321>Not the Piggy Song
>>7024326You don't even have points. Your argument is just, "I disagree!" And "It had my favorite pony so it's good!"
Guyz, am i cool now?See? I'm totally in touch with the show and the fans.
>>7024343Im a different anon.
>>7024351>this guy actually thinks we'll care
>>7024343But your just doing the same thing, which ultimately come down to opinions.
>>7024288>The song>greatI wouldn't go that far. It's... niceI agree with everything else though
Senpai will never approve of my art
I like blue horse. But I bet she would fuck stallions in front of me to make me jealous
>>7024374>that plot shot
>>7024381ooooooh this shit again?!
>>7024372>yourI seriously hope you're just pretending to be ESL.
Will pokehidden ever add a big mac scene?
>>7024398Was a mistake ;_;
>>7024392Yeah, I thought about that too.
>>7024392this is a safe for work board you FUCK
>>7024382Horses fuck in front of each other all the time. Who says ponyville would be different?I think gg drew something relating to this
>>7024410I'm just thinking of cuckolding.
Do it for her
>>7024403He did. It's gay and great. You can't access it in the game though. It's hidden in the flash files. You can find the gifs on derpibooru.
>>7024301I actually thought Sweet & Elite was a pretty good episode, on rewatching it. The song takes time getting used to, but it's not bad. It was just shocking the first time.
>>7024410Yeah but they are civilized. They also don't Resemble real horses from a biological point. Way to different. They're just horse shaped creatures
>>7024396It's not me this time.
>>7024410He already did.
>>7024429Would you say they are equuinoids?
>>7024425>You can't access it in the game thoughPleb>he doesn't know how to get it in the fame
>>7024425How do I get the scratch/octavia scene then?
>>7024423We all do, Barney. We all do.
I want to play Dark Souls but I don't have a controllerwhat's so bad about keyboard and mousen
>>7024447>not saving Pinkie from Slender Man
>>7024451Well, yeah, you can get it in the game, but not through the basic methods. You gotta go into the files.
>>7024459everythingjust don't dew it
>>7024462It must be nice knowing that the women can only get pregnant during the summer
I think Twilight and Cheerilee are good friends. I mean Cheerilee probably knows her stuff and she's more educated than most of Ponyville.Also Rarity and Cheerilee were in the same class and I'm sure they are still friends.What I'm trying to sya here is that there needs to be a fic about them 3. Fucking. A lot. With magic. A lot of magic.
>>7024460Slenderman is too scary. I'd rather go against that dude from Street Fighter than him.Also Slenderman is Pinkie.
>>7024502And want to fuck only in the summer too.Unless you're DD, but that fag never posts without his trip anyway.
>>7024502In my headcanon they don't go in heat. They just fuck whenever they want
>>7024539then when do they get pregnant?
>>7024539Heat is such a fun concept to play with for pone though
>>7024539like human beings?
>>7024517I'd rather Cougarlee and Cougarity.
>>7024558Why not both?
>>7024502Spring, summer and decreasing in autumnIf you were a pone you would be paying much child support
>>7024556humans menstrate. Only primates do that, not equines.
>>7024581would you impregnate then divorce/break up with a pone
>>7024423You know what to do, Anon
It's okay, MLPG. Don't be afraid.
>>7024581>controlled by solar frequencies
I think we're looking a little too deeply into sexual reproduction of cartoon horses again.
>>7024583>menstrateI didn't say
>>7024583Tomatoes, and chocolate are also dadly to equines but they eat that in the showThey also have human rib cages, not equine ribcagesAlso front facing eyes and canines.Biology isn't here anymore Anon. She hanged herself a long time ago together with Physics.
>>7024517I ship Twilight and cheerilee
>>7024618I think we're all virgins.
>>7024618We can never get too deep. We're not equipped for that.
>>7024618It's a common occurence.
Who did you kiss at midnight last night?
>>7024618I agree.Do you think they have music festivals and stuff in Ponyville? Or would that be a little too much for a small town?Maybe Canterlot or Las Pegasus or Trottingham - the bigger cities - are better suited for things like that?
>>7024623but the menstrual cycle is the one thats year round.
>>7024644a picture of trixie
>>7024647>Do you think they have music festivals and stuff in Ponyville? yesin acid
>>7024647Why have music festivals when they can do a goddamn Broadway musical in the middle of the town any time they want without even preparing
>>7024423>>7024447>>7024460>>7024600>>7024461>>7024458Can someone explain this?
>>7024643I see the strings that control the system, I can do anything with no resistance
>>7024644a gin and tonic
>>7024675That's a good goddamn point.
>>7024609*sob*Will everything be alright?*sniffle*
>>7024616Well seasonal light levels but same thing really. Celestia has her hoof on the species wide baby buttonThen again seeing as luna has a secondary role as a dream guardian thing, maybe that is Celestia's secondary. Pone fertility goddess
>>7024651>the menstrual cycleI didn't say that eitherwhat are you on?I was saying that the fuck like humans
>>7024675>>7024686Why is Sapphire Shores a pop music star if they can do that?
>>7024689Keep that hair short.
>>7024691Not like she actually control the sun.
>>7024699why the fuck would they have pics?
>>7024689Yes. If you make it so.
>>7024704She's got legs.
>>7024679Here's the usual explanation.
>>7024704Cause she can sing better?
>>7024704Pity since she still hasn't a cutiemark
>>7024689You're strong, MLPG.
>>7024704because she does it better
>>7024725>make it so
How does King Crimson work?
>>7024734>>7024740Exactly.Obviously they have concerts and professional musicians. Which means that music festivals are perfectly possible.
>>7024736shes an inspiration to blank flanks
>>7024738What kind of pony is that?
>>7024737Shut yer mouth! I'm not strong! I'm just impulsive, that's all!
>>7024754You listen to their early work first and work your way up.
>>7024774Don't make me post the Foreman's filename because I don't have it.
>>7024699Dude, why are you even asking?
>>7024644Kissless non-virgin. At least I hung out with friends.
WE BESTPONE NOW
>>7024783I don't really like The ConstruKction of Light.
>>7024807i wonder who that is
>>7024754NOT TODAY FAGGOT
>>7024767I am sure offset, its where some of the fillies hang out.
>>7024769I wonder how many guys have pinups of her showing off her bare ass. I mean, holy shit, that creamy coat, those long, slender legs, tight, toned body, sultry warm voice AND a virgin flank?I want to cum inside Sapphire Shores
>>7024829Do you even
>>7024813That's one of their later albums.You've listened to ITCOTCK, right?
>>7024807It's always that time with you guys.
>>7024842b-but i still don't know who that is!
>>7024832I love Fluttershy's dress.
>>7024840No. I dont
>>7024845Oh, certainly. Also SaBB and Red.
>>7024846I bet she tastes ugly too!
>>7024832Even if I find this shit funny and all it's still heartwarming as fuck, shit I'm a huge faggot...
>>7024832Twipie confirmed for canon
>>7024832That's really cute
>see thiswat do?
Lets watch an episode together /co/!I quite fancy GIYC or FPK
>>7024832Do you have the rest of it?
>>7024921>GIYCI'm always down to watch that one,.
>>7024880Well lets start from the start, shall well?
>>7024903LAND THE KNEE SHE CAN'T MOVE
>>7024955>Julyequestria confirmed for Canada once again
>>7024938>>7024921Is Dafty around? A synctube would be great!
>>7024955>scootaloowhat a bitch
>>7024952Flutterdash is canon
YO HO HO AND I'M OUT OF CONTROLI LOVE TO CUT THE TREE
>>7024955>>7024963No problem. It was shown in EQD at one point.
>>7024952maybe dash is just a megaslut
>>7024909YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE ANON
>>7024921I'm fine with either.
>>7024978>tfw you land the knee of justice
>>7025002There about 2 more. This and...
>>7025022>tfw you knee them off the stage, and as they're jumping back on you charge out and falcon punch them mid air
>>7025027FUCK YOU STEVEWHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE WITH THE IRISH GUYS? NOW I CAN'T GET MAGGIE BECAUSE I ALLIED WITH YOU
>>7024832>all the girl ponies wearing their pretty summer dresses and dancing with each otheri-i wanna go to the summer dance too :(
>>7024978>GIVE HER THE KNEE
>>7025002>oh no! you're horse
>>7025042HOLY SHIT LOOK AT FLUTTERSHY MAKING TEA AND MEDICINE FOR HER INJURED, SADDENED FRIENDWHAT A FUCKING BRO
>>7025042And the last one. The last page is this so yeah:>>7024832
>>7025089Why is she such a good friend? I bet she would save her friends lives if they were in danger!
>>7025089Hey bro. Bro. The German comics aren't considered canon. So she still sucks
>>7025002>sleeping with eyes wide open
>>7025002look at that chill mofo right there
>>7025106>FS>not awesomeoh u
>>7025102Thank you very much. They really are heartwarming.
http://www.synchtube.com/r/QKBQSync for Green isn't your Color. I hope I'm doing this right.
>>7025089>Fluttershy will never give you "get well soon" blowjobs
>>7025102Thank you very much nigga!
>>7025002Blue pank is a very cute pank