How do ponies make fireworks?old horse>>7007303
With magic, just like everything else.
> Anonymous with a tripU tryin ta cheat me m8?
>>7012483ONLY 30 MINUTES PLEASE WAIT FOR US, FUTURE PEOPLE
STOP LIVING IN THE PAST, WEST COAST!IT'S 2013, GET WITH THE TIMES!
>>7012483G-Geez, best coast will take its time
Oh boy I love cute horses. They distract me from a dying world.
oh man.... im so fucking wasted.......
>>7012542Did gg do that flutter harem thing yet?
>>7012542>a dying worldtake your tomorrow from the clutches of Death.
>you will never stand in Times Square with a million other people>at ten seconds before midnight all of you will never watch a crystal pony's balls drop
>there will never be a winter episode that includes Twist making candy canes, as part of a "how does Ponyville prepare for the holidays" thing
>>7012483Ugh, we're almost there. Then we still have to wait on Hawaii's slow ass. It's only 8:30 over there, the cunts
>>7012574>Flutter HaremDetails pls.
>>7012478With magicDYEWTS?IT WAS IN LIKE 2 EPISODES
>>7012553ArE YoU HiGh ToO?4@0 BlAzE iT
>>7011988Why not powerpoint
>>7012574Not quite yet.He's working on it, I think.
>>7012594We were given the choice between male fluttershy surrounded by delicious mane 6 mares or female fluttershy surrounded by equally delicious mane 6 stallions
>Get package of toys in.>Now have the main 6 of tiny ponies.>Getting better at making itty bitty clothing out of felt.>Goddamn, Zecora, why you so tall, shit you play basketball or somethin?
>>7012580>you will never kiss the girl
>>7012553I'm just slightly buzzed.Delicious wine.
>>7012564What about Luna?
>fuck you you can't fucking fuck the great fucking Trixie
>Tfw didn't get to participate in Renne quest before the end because you kept putting it off>Tfw you read it today with the intent of participating next time
>>7012615I think he's going to do both.
>>7012619>you will never sha la la la la la bye oh bye
>>7012615Eh, not what I was imagining.I'm thinking anon with a harem of like twelve Fluttershy clones.
>>7012574He started with this, it will be delicious
Are there ponies in 2013?
>>7012657Well, we're in 2013 now and there are ponies.
>>7012624I forgetwhich >fanfic are you talking about?
>>7012657so many ponies you don't even know
>>7012624Ponies think she killed Celestia. Luna is like Really? Fuck you faggots And goes into hiding. She still changes the day an night
>>7012671I was talking about Ponies Make War, I don't know what that guy's talking about
>>7012681I'm partial to the purple one with the horn
>>7012630WHY WERE YOU PUTTING IT OFF?
>>7012648Anon with just the original Fluttershy will make me happy.
>>7012701I wish desperately to be sexed up by Lesson Zero crazy Twilight.
Would you hug Celestia?
>>7012709She's a nice one
>>7012715>Not straight haired Pinkieleave brony
>>7012713That's not a harem...
Happy new year mlpg. Dont drink too much
>>7012701one with King and Queen OCs?
>>7012724hell yeah I would
>>7012712The logs seemed so hard to read properly back then. Today I tried again and got into it within 5 minutes and read it straight through.I feel so happy at the ending and loved all the feels, but I wish I got to experience them with everyone else.
>>7012730No way, man. Disregarding the fact that preferring straight haired Pinkie is indisputably brony as fuck, Pinkie should never be sad.
>>7012731Fuck yo harem nigga.
>>7012713I also like tiny Fluttershy
A quick sketch of humanized AJ riding AJ horslots of dust because fuck horse legs.
>>7012738Yeah, there's a bunch of OCsRarity's father is a psychopath, Twilight has a crazy ancestor that is basically the mother of modern magic, and there's pony knights and shit
Happy New Year, MLPG.
>>7012743I like this because of the art style.It's really pleasant.
>>7012743Would it be possible to drive that many nails into a clit.
>>7012743That's somethingI kinda like itEspecially if she fixes if afterwards with her magic
>>7012765I am impressed.
>>7012771Happy New Year, man.Any arts planned for the occasion? Any current projects?
have a happy new year you disgusting jaded lifeless horsefuckers<3
>>7012653still wanna know what he covered up with that GO FAST
>>7012774Yeah, this guy does great stuff
>>7012800HOW'S THAT GAME COMING ALONG?
>>7012681i like that annoyed-looking blond pegasus.
>>7012701>>7012738>>7012768that's has luna leading the othersexcept Rainbow dash to save TwilightI'M TALKING ABOUT FANFICTION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7012814why not Rainbow Dash? isn't she the element of loyalty or something?
>>7012800Holy shit, you still exist? I'm glad you're still around
>>7012804>boring, unmuscular legsfucking dropped
>>7012830Evil Twilight put a shadow in her, causing Rainbow Dash to feel a sharp pain every time she doesn't listen to Evil Twilight
>>7012771But New Years was nearly 3 hours ago.
>>7012800GET FUCKED DINOFAG
So, what was your favorite episode of any HUB show this year?Mine was Gailbreak! from LittlestPetShop. Shit was so fun.
Is this the most radioactive pony in the show?
happy new year mlpgI'll make you something better later
>>7012790Well, my New Years' Resolution is to be more proactive in getting to "Professional Artist" status and making some sort of income from it - which means that I'll have to get in touch with Squeak and the others about getting back to work with them now that I have a new computer.Also, today was a bit busy, but I was doing some stuff for the MLPD&D guys for a conversion of their system into something non-ponyfags could get into.I need to redo this so it's more in-line with the art-style they're using, but this is what I came up with. More on the way, I hope.
>>7012871I dunno, but she seems pretty rad.
>>7012870I really can't stand that show.
>>7012839from time to time i will my shattered mind into a cohesive force in order to shitpost>>7012812slowly. it's not high on my priorities right now
How do I get the chrysalis ending in the game?
>>7012876I sure hope it's some Gillou or PB
>>7012871i believe you'll find the most radioactive pony to be Acidicuntz untz untz
>>7012890apleblum and aj are so cut
>>7012853And I wasn't here to say it then.
>>7012870mine was FUCKYOUFUCKYOU
>>7012895go into the everfree forest and wander around until you find a door
>>7012902Yeah.... She's radioactive. And mutagenic.
>>7012478So I just came across this.Worst ship?
>>7012919Is there a short guide on how to get all the ponies?
>>7012895everfree forest, hit left and right twice each until you get to the hut, then do things
>>7012876merry christmas gg
>>7012902>in the show
>>7012930I got to get me some watercolor pencils. I love this effect.
>>7012876Happy New Year, man. I love you and hope to still be able to type this to you next year.
>>7012886That's okay.>>7012914/v/ pls go
>>7012949We have seen nothing that explicitly states DJ Acid to not exist in the show's universe.
>>7012936Please tell me what game this is.
>>7012876Hey, I just finished reading Ruby Quest. Obviously this is a bit late, but thank you for doing it, it was absolutely awesome!
So, AJ vs RD in boxing. Who would win?
>>7012630>that tailMy heartEvery fucking timeThen reality all came crashing down when I realized that Baldwin and DP are still at each other's throats
>>7012974Banned from Equestria DailyIt's a poorly drawnbut well animated pony sex game
>>7012974http://pokehidden.tumblr.com/post/39349620489Here you go
>>7012930i like that.tangentially related.
>>7012958I kind of like how the poses work in that picture; it's pretty close to how it works out in real life.Also, you know, those welts / spank marks. Someone put some thought into this beyond "slap a collar on that personhorse."
>>7012978RD is fast, but AJ really has the advantage when it comes to her specialized hay-makers.
>>7012982Is it finally finished?
>>7013006>FAP>APPL 4 LYFE
>>7013006Is dropkicking even legal in professional fighting
>>7012978AJ. Despite that old saying, it really is the size of the dog in the fight that counts.
>>7013006>that whole picture
>>7012977I'm always pleased to see new fans, so thank you for your kind wordsyou should consider divequest next
>>7013029It's a terrible idea, but I believe so
>>7013029>internet in charge of knowing about sportsThat's like asking someone in this fandom to draw a gun.
>>7012986Tails you say?
>>7013032You obviously never actually watched real boxing. Even in his weight class, Muhammad Ali was outsized but came on top EVERY time.
>>7013044>Pinkie will never love me.;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;
What do the Wonderbolts do besides air shows and celebrity appearances?
>>7013047Weavesupdate your fuckin tumblrwith somethinganythingI need you in my life
Done to anon's specs. Did a variation for laffs and will post shortly.No further art revisions will be done. Post text and if I like it I'll make a gif with it.
>>7013069suck shit and be useless twats
I want to see pony muay thai, I don't even know how you'd elbow strike with a hoof
>>7012978>BoxingRDLet AJ use her legs and RD doesn't have a chance
>>7013064If it's any consolation, she'll never love anyone.She isn't real, anon.
>>7013069They tried to fight a dragon.
I miss Klondike.
>>7013079I am not a fan of this kind of smear. I prefer a straight stretch to the "spiky" bits.But it looks good!
>>7013104Where is he?
>>7013029>dropkickthat's a flying knee. too low, though. going to get popped. and yes, you can, but it's a stupid idea.
>>7013047>divequestSweet, I'll have a look
>>7013044I'd pay to watch that shit.
>>7013090That is no consolation. We all need the love of a nice pone.
>>7013112He got accepted into Equestria.
>>7012986If he ever breaks free again, another pair of intrepid heroes will surely step forth to defeat him.But we've done our part. We've earned our rest.I'm more bummed that all those souls are still trapped at the bottom of the sea.They'll never get to go home...
>>7013058I love seeing tails twist together like that. Here, though, he grew his out quite long. Not many stallions have the long tailsExcept Wonderbolts of course
>>7013136Is that a euphemism for death?
>>7013099Is that supposed to be a Lich from his quest?
>>7013099>>7013157>not posting the full versionC'mon, man.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1exIJi31qRu
>>7013104I miss Metals
>>7013080I wish I could go fast.I would love to go fast.
>>7013187you and me both
>>7013165Yeah, entwined tails are a wonderful thing.
>>7013187Why did he leave?
>>7013187i miss 2010
>>7013194cut off your limbs to save weight and streamline.
>>7013187I miss tess
I miss everyone
>>7013211I miss TAWBUT MY AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER
>>7013142What do pony tails feel like?
>>7013211>missing 2010>in 2011
>>7013201They're gay and suckBecause I'm not able to do it with my waifu ;_;
Which pony would you give a hug to?Which humanized pony would you give a hug to?Pinkie PieAmazonian Applejack
>>7013211Fuck 2010, I miss early-mid 2011
Why doesn't Rainbow Dash just suck Spitfire off to get into the Wonderbolts?
>>7013186Man, I wish I could've been there to feel with you guys when it ended.
>>7013186>tfw the entire time his poem was about his duties to keep DP locked up and not to fuck us overLawful neutral lich... it was interestingI automatically took him to be the BBEG
>>7013225I don't think I will ever love Tess' humans.
>>7013235Pinkie on both accounts.
>>7013244Spitfire doesn't have a penis.
>>7013225But he still comes and draws
>>7013244that's a good point
>>7013225I miss him too.Where's he at?
>>7013223But I don't have wings.All that would do would make me immobile.I want to go fast, not roll around like a retard.
>>7013244What's so wonderful about the Wonderbolts anyway?
Not sure if this is ultra-brony frodder or of it's witty.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pStD7LvDXIgThe guy they picked for Discord isn't that bad.
>>7013235All of them.All of them. At once.
>>7013278They perform for crowds of thousands and get showered with diamonds
>>7013248>lawful neutralI meant neutral goodTHAT'S why I was thrown off
>>7013244Why does Fluttershy hang out with the other five if she knows it's just going to put her in danger?
>>7013284Oh jesus they broke dash's neck
Here's to another lousy year
Best pony for best coastHappy New Year!
>>7013292>Diamond showerIs that what it's called when Rarity pisses on you?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
>>7013235>Amazonian Applejacki hope she finishes work with her sun-scorched skin covered in dust and caked-on sweat, with bits of straw in her hair.
Happy New Years!
>>7013312>>7013314Damn is it patrician fetish time already
HAPPY NEW YEARYA FAGGOTS
SHOULD ALL ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT
>>7013311Well, this year is going to suck...
Happy New Years, west coast.
>>7013248>>7013295I dunno - he struck ME as Lawful Neutral.His duty is to keep that THING contained so it can't do whatever it was trying to do when we let it out; he wasn't going to kill us unless we forced him to - but he certainly wasn't going to help us leave, either.
Oh god so many screaming mexicans outside my window
>>7013326That sounds arousing.
>>7013235Twilight SparkleAmazonian Celestia
>>7013326Oh god yes.
>>7013306>tfw will never timetravel I always wondered how fucking awesomely hilarious it would be to bring a plane or semitruck back to the medieval ages.
>>7013332>watersports>patrician You couldn't be more wrong
>>7013211> 2010 was 30 years ago.
>>7012615>Not spike's harem>2013
DRUNKEN POST-PARTY NEW YEAR SHITPOSTING TIME?DRUNKEN POST-PARTY NEW YEAR SHITPOSTING TIME.
>>7013311>worstpone>worstcoastsounds about right
>>7013157yes. Baldwin.he was one bad motherfucker with some pet golems.
>>7013377I could be, though.I could say that feet weren't patrician.
So, what does /mlp/ think of AleximusPrime? The Muck and The Mare is a pretty good fanfic.>inb4 all fanfics are shit
>>7013350Now what if...What if a Lawful Good lich existed?How the fuck would that work?
Happy New Years everyone!
>>7013311>here for all the time zone's New Year's celebrations>Twilight only shows up for west coastbest pony, best coast confirmed
>>7013326Only if she's barefoot.
>>7013364>Amazonian CelestiaWith muscles or looking like a Amazon?
>>7013414You're killing me Leth
>>7013411>/mlp/I think the story is shit
>>7013408But they're not.
>>7013414HAPPY NEW YEARS!IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE.
>>7013411I dunno. Ask them.
>>7013413Why wouldn't they exist? Control of the dead doesn't have to be just an evil thing.
>>7013443>>7013443>tfw visitors wont buy something.
>>7013437She's got big, rough, hobbit feet. She's a straight hillbilly and doesn't own a pair of shoes. She kicks the shit out of threes with her bare feet.
>>7013453Welp, now I know why you're so confused about patrician fetishes.You wouldn't know them if they bit you on the butt.
>>7013414Happy new year east coast people!
>>7013414le epic new year face
>>7013414>unicorns playing magic: the gatheringwhat's the point?
>>7013451To think I still have all those coke pone pictures.
>>7013414>Magic horses.>Playing Magic.
>>7013414>Twilight>Playing blueWell, yeah okay, I'll give you that one.
Okay MLPG, its time for me to shave off all my facial hair, and let it grow back over the next year.This will be a fun projectWish me luck
>>7013475Now you're speaking my language.
>>7013414>Twilight plays blueI'm okay with this.
Happy new year, sis.
>>7013443I thought Drew was Neutral Good?
>>7013496did that trip change?
>>7013301Now THAT'S how you draw a sexual MLP image. No crocthtits, no huge vagina, just basics.
>>7013497I need princest fics now.
>>7013497Butt's not a fetish you moran. It was meant for sex and pooping.
>>7013414Man I wish I had telekinesis,That way I don't have to get off my bed when I want to get the remote and for some reason it's on the other side of the room
>>7013350>>7013413Now I don't know how to identify him...He swore to keep DP locked up. The effects of DP's release seemed to be only insanity, mutilation, and destructionSo for all of that I would pin him as lawful goodBut then he didn't give two shits about us normally, and actually got mad when we had the armorSo I don't knowWere there enough characters for an alignment chart?
>>7013479>unicorns have their own version of MtG>it's almost exactly the same, except the actually summon the monsters
>>7013497I never seen an ass have a seizure before!
>>7013529>ass>meant for sexDon't be dumb, anon.
>>7013551>ass>not for sexdoes not compute
>>7013446Amazonians all have muscles. After going through a lifetime of climbing trees and fighting animals with their bare fists, it was a necessary development.
>>7013537I'd even call him chaotic good, damning those who got in his way of the greater good.
>>7013537Also he supposedly murdered the shit out of all the diamond dogs helping DP before
>>7013545>Earth ponies and Pegasuses play on shitty tables>Unicorns have Battle Disks
Now we gotta wait on fucking Alaska and Hawaii.Step up, latecomers!
>>7013537Of course he got mad when we had the armor. He knew that putting on the armor would be going along with DP's plans.
http://mylittleanthros.tumblr.com/hmm I don't know what to think
>>7013565It's meant for licking, Darf.Everyone knows that.
>tfw when the big bang theory makes on to the av club's year-end list>tfw when fim doesn't
I like to lick bare skin clean.
>>7013595but there's a hole right thereare you suggesting if there's a hole that you shouldn't put a dick in it?
>>7013623I like to lick clean skin bare.
>>7013630Would you put a dick in a nose?
>>7013623I like licking dirty feet clean.
>>7013623>Licking a bear's skinwhy
>>7013643would you lick fluttershy's dirty hooves?
>>7012478>mysterious tripcodeWHO ARE YOU?
>>7013630You wouldn't put your dick in an ear.
>>7013641If my dick was only 10 inches less thick, maybe.
>>7013636>>7013636I like licking bears.
you are supposed to release waste from that hole
>>7013666Satan pls go
>>7013661he's made at least one other thread though
>>7013660No. I would scrub and wash them perfectly clean and dry first. Then I would lavish them with affection.
>>7013437with rough soles, of course, and more callouses than a coal miner's hands. she goes everywhere barefoot. but tough as her feet are, she still feels the sharp rocks and the goatsheads. she still looks forward to the end of the day when she can throw her legs up and get a nice, long foot massage. when she can lay her head back and relax while her hair is brushed out.>>7013446muscular, but not overly-so. she's a naturally fit girl, but as a royal, she's hardly going to spend her days on manual labor.
you release waste from the penisthe penis is not for sex
>>7013463Good point, could be a wizard that has a project so large he simply cannot survive to see it completed.He weighs the options and finds lichdom the best method to not have to worry about dying. All he wanted was to help people, but now he has to do it as indirectly as possible, so he isn't exposed. New medical breakthroughs? May have taken a century, but he figured it out, let a acolyte get the fame.
>>7013660Yes. I would also chew them for her.
>>7013565> You still haven't written Chapter 2 of Summer Sweets
>>7013641>>7013663do you guys know me at all?
>>7013695I am liking this idea of barefoot applejack with rough, strong feet.
>>7013690IT'S FREAKING ME OUT BECAUSE IT LOOKS FAMILIAR
>>7013712Well you wouldn't stick your dick in a car, right?
>>7013537>>7013579>>7013586Everything he did, he did in the course of performing his duty and fulfilling his oath.Keeping Xjuntnxa sealed is his first, and only priority. Always. Ever. Period.Morality doesn't enter into it at all.>>7013577Chaotic Good is fundamentally against impinging on anyone's freedom, from rules or laws especially.Chaotic Good hates being tied down by anything - and Baldwin was singlemindedly devoted to his oath, which I think rules CG out.
>>7013712I have you down as resident sexual offender
>>7013712Make a story about fucking a pony's brain through her ear and this like literally mindfucks her or something. That's a good idea.
>>7013660Well no, because I like hooves clean. I would meticulously wash and file them, though.And then I'd lick them for hours.
>>7013695That's a good pic and all, but her eye is really bugging me. I think those lines of the skin above it go a little too far up.
>>7013702Hell it could be in a small isolated village. To the villagers he's a great guy, helping everyone and sometimes changing shape when going to the bigger cities on long journeys and comes back with a shitload of money and gifts.To adventurers that come visiting it's HOLY SHIT A LICH. KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>7013702>old mysterious maze of a castle on the top of a mountain said to be haunted by the surrounding towns>occasionally brave warriors venture up, sometimes returning with great gifts that help the town in needCould be thought of as some sort of soul-selling pact made by the warriors, when it's actually a bro of a lich.That could play out really neat.
>>7013735Are planes off the table then.
>>7013750Bonus points for actually paying attention to the parts of the brain you touch.
>>7013763Yep, I feel the same way.>Pinkie Pie is all sweaty and filthy and covered with sweets after a long day of partying.Take a nice warm bath with her and get all clean and then dry off with fluffy towels. Then we slip into comfy pajamas and crawl into bed and snuggle all clean and soft and warm.
Would you hug Celestia?Would you want a Celestia episode?
>>7013774Why is it always teats?Why can't we ever be mucles?
>>7013818Because Ritts isn't a contributor
>>7013818Can pones use muscles to move their mareteats?
>>7013750>>7013808Second. Darf, you have proven your exceptional skill at describing mental degradation. You can do it.
>>7013818because of this
>>7013463>>7013702>>7013791My first immediate thought was a Necromancer/Medium who only binds those who are willing to be bound, and always, ALWAYS, makes sure that any dead he finds are given a proper burial.
>>7013818Because I like my pone squishably softBonus points if I can use her tummy as a pillow
>>7013802I suppose not
>>7013709Good. It can stay that way.
>>7013813I would hug a Celestia episode non-sexually.
>>7013818I've always wondered why women don't just lose the bra when they're at the point of being so muscular they almost look like men.
>>7013791>>7013769It's a merry little Lichmas!
>>7013845I like both. In fact, I'll take one buff pony and one fat pony pls.
>>7013849Has there been a Celestia scrunch?
>>7013844What if it's just a evil lich going trough a mid life crisis and finds out that being good is kinda cool
>>7013852it's because female nipples are the devil
>>7013835this seems like the worst ideai'll put it in the 'maybe' pile
>>7013833They can do whatever you want.
>>7013878>lich driving a sports car through the middle of town
>>7013882It SOUNDS stupid...But I know you can do it.
>>7013844A wondering Lich who is the caretaker of the forgotten dead?Would he do his best to subdue adventurers who happened on him?Leave them to wake in a safe area?
>>7013888>Muscle loliThis is rare, but I enjoy it when I find it.
>>7013846Oh good.Because those planes have dat ass.
>>7013736So then lawful neutral?>tfw you just now realized the line "none bound by blood will be released" includes himselfI think he might end up being my favorite character in the questI wish we would have talked with him more...
>>7013888Oh god Applebloom, what have they done to you? I told you to stay away from /fit/
>>7013909she doesnt even have boobs anymoreits just muscle
>>7013768only good Amazonlestia i have off-hand, and i don't really want to look for more.well, apart from this one. but i can't shake this sneaking feeling that this is just a man in a dress.
>>7013917>"Aw, shut up and come'ere!"
>>7013924>implying you could do better
>>7013920Lolis don't have boobs anyway.
>>7013927Not like you have a choice; if you start running she'll just catch up to you easy.
>>7013893>500 horsepower cart>gilded and pulled by 500 horses
>>7013921I like this other one he did
How buff do you think a human RD would be?
>>7013951And d-d-do whhat??
>>7013959Human RD would be lean. She'd have a runner's physique. Also, I imagine she'd be a bit on the short side.
I love that /mlp/ thinks Celestia is a good pony. She needs more love.
>>7013959Honestly, despite the lithe/swimmer body she's portrayed with often, I think she'd be pretty buff. Zero body fat. You can always see her muscles.
>>7013961give her a tongue lashing
>>70139213/10 would bang and suck dick
>>7013974And Applejack would be a Statesque Stunner?
>>7013818>>7013839>>7013852>>7013864>>7013888I hate musclefetishism because I like feminine looking women, and also the first musclefetishist I ever ran into didn't know how to actually draw muscles so it was nothing but guys in singlets who looked like they had bags of water stapled to them and socks stuffed in their pants. The hypermasculine aspect reeked so much of "the artist weighs 80 pounds sopping wet and has some pretty serious doubts about his own masculinity," that that's all I can ever see anymore whenever it comes up.And also the guy who decided to get silicon muscle-implants because "working out is soooooo unglamorous."I hate him too.
>>7013999I accept my fate.
>>7013818are we gonna muscles now
>>7013878>The same adventurer that has slain him time and time again, once again, approaches the imposing tower.>The front gate has a welcome mat at its base.>The adventurer edges around the mat and slowly opens the gate, only to find the hinges have been lubricated.
>>7013956I like everything about this except the thighs.
>>7013977I wonder what Fluttershy would do with her newfound strength if her muscles were suddenly inflated to that point.
Are their any buff women willing to cosplay as Applejack?
>>7014024i like it
>>7014012It's just one of the thousands of things I find myself enjoying.
>>7013917>Applebloom joins /fit/>is convinced that she's a homosexual man
>>7014048>Ah said no homo, anon
>>70140282muscled4meAnyone else think that she would have great abs?
>>7013921Nice cosplay, butThat fuzzy horn is giving me heeby-jeebies
>>7014028I love this one so much.
>>7014048>tfw no gf
or should we just tall girls
>>7013916Yeah, that's what I was saying.I really, REALLY regret just trusting Chronicle right off the bat - he steered us away from the ONE guy who probably knew what was going on with that temple, and we never even considered otherwise.
>>7014032I would immediately blow my load and spill my spaghett if I were to run into an AJ cosplayer with massive muscular thighs and buttcheeks.
>>7014011What does that image imply?
Man Twilight would love to be friends with a lich. So much magic knowledge. She visit him once per week. And all she has to do is keep quiet.
>>7014091we are the surfer, and the fire is /mlp/
>>7014077I'd probably be a little scared of a woman taller than a refrigerator.
>>7014087Especially after we heard one of his diary entries early into the quest, but completely ignored it.
>>7014032>>7014090I like the idea of AJ being muscular, but having a nice soft layer on top. Strong as fuck, but not exactly lean.
>>7014077Imagine if she had hairy legs and armpits.
How big do you think human Applejack's biceps are?
>>7014101Goddammit.I'll be in my bunk.
>>7014067Hey Chistery, how go those requests?
>>7014077Her feet are probably 3 sizes bigger than mine. I like that.
>>7014051>Celestia episode.>She gets a small song bit.>Not exactly a song, just humming a bit.Okay she can have a song.
>>7014124>/mlp/ is almost nothing but fetishes>MLPG is almost nothing but fetishesWhen are you guys just going to admit you're both shit?
>>7014136well, if she has a big appetite, I guess that's to be expected
>>7014101shes a whore
http://e621.net/post/show/280157>tfw you will never be the slutty mare
>>7014010she's tall relative to most girls, but not statuesque. working on a farm nearly twenty four-seven will do that to you. i want to say she's stocky, but that sounds wrong.
>>7014095Which of her friends would get suspicious first? Which one follows her to the old abandoned tower in the Everfree?
>>7014077Oh, god, I want her to give me a piggyback ride TO THE BEDROOM.
>>7014156>Wanting mommy to sing to you
>>7013326Is that human Applejack with a mare vagina?
>>7014161South and/or North Carolina pls, interracial marriage is here to stay, get over it.
>>7014165Poor girl. I wish to relieve her of her crippling addiction.
>>7014182>not wanting to hear Nicole Oliver sing
Anyone one in here watch The Aquabats Super Show!
>>7014218nowe watch poniesgo away
>>7014157Just as soon as you fuck off.
>>7014156Didn't Nicole said that she would love to sing as Celestia and hopes that one day she'll get a song. I think she even said in the same interview she asked Ingram and the writers to see if they could do something about that
>>7014026>a light lunch has been laid out>a banner hangs from the ceiling in the entrance hall, reading "Welcome Back, Adventurers!"
>>7014146Still stuck in Internet Hell.That said, I dunno how many people are even still here to take those requests#1 might be fun
>>7014134We didn't knowThere was no way we could have knownWait...DP kept saying that Chronicle's dead friends "didn't have anything more to say" and we believed him tooWhat if we talked to them? What if they revealed what their/Chronicle's intentions were?
>>7014244So, why do you still wear a name if you haven't written anything in over a year?
>>7014182dude i don't give a shitif Celestia was my mom i would still go to town on her
>>7014218I'm a big fan of the Aquabats but I haven't been keeping up with the show.Did it get a second season?
>>7014247What indeed?Maybe next time we'll be a little more careful about distributing our trust, yeah?
can someone post that fireworks picture with cloudsdale burning? i managed to lose my copy
>>7014210She doesn't want a cure.She only wants your dick.
>tfw bitgamer shut downNow what will I do with my watercooled router? I already got all the pone at 1080p...
>>7014270I'm writing shit, but posting anything over 500 characters is a real clusterfuck.First up is Cosmo's Soarin x Spitfire thing.
>>7014275>if Celestia was my mom i would still go to town on herI've never thought of this before. Oh, god, I think i would too. Why did you put this idea in my head? Mommy Celestia taking care of my urges a;dlfapjoqwiejfpoqwgh;aslkdjfI hate you.
>>7014146>non sexual apple macYou mean regular brother/sister bonding?
>>7014303That one actually sounds like a hot premise...
>>7014303That's been in the works for literally over a year.You aren't writing shit.
>>7014298It will never be enough, anon! I wish to give her satisfaction, at long last!
>>7014300>watercooled routertell me more
>>7014178>piggyback ride>not slinging you over her shoulder and carrying youyou don't know manyou don't know
Oh man, MLPG my face feels so wrong
>>7014335Oh my god she's amazing
>>7014243>Every trap has a caution cone put next to the trigger.>Not that they work now anyways.>Although the host would appreciate it if the guest would stop slaying the butlers...>The meal is getting cold.
>>7014321> you aren't writing shitThat's not wholly accurate.
>>7014341roogna, you are the biggest shitcuntplease go
>>7014333just get a comparable size of plate and hook it up to a regular water cooling loop.
>>7014026>>7014243This shit is greatNow I want to do a quest with a lawful good lich PCI wish I could draw ;_;
>>7014316There's a such thing as non-sexual sibling bonding?
>>7014335>not slinging HER over YOUR shoulderJust because she's not built like your average woman doesn't mean she might not like it.
Jack T. Herbert is beside you What Do?
>>7014341You shouldn't have drunk so much last night, you lush!
>>7014335Tall girls are usually less desired by guys, right? If so, that leaves me at an advantage. Love me some amazonian women.
>>7014308>not already having this fantasy>not imagining Celestia singing "Hush Little Baby" while she fucks you to sleep
>>7014247We may not have known exactly what it was, but it should have at least been some sort of indication that things weren't as they appeared.It should have planted a seed of doubt in us, but it didn't.
>>7014353Okay, let me rephraseYou haven't written shit in >365 day's timeI mean, I guess if you still want the attention that comes with having a name, I can't do much about it.But you're a bad person.
>>7014370Immediately cum inside him.
>>7014370>emailnever heard of that kind of email providerwhat is it?
>>7014316I don't know, Anon, that's where I was going with it but God only knows what the Anon meant when they requested it over a year ago.
>>7014308personally I'd rather have her as a big sister
>>7014379I can honestly say I did not have this fantasy before, but that I absolutely do now. My erection is noticeable and I don't even care. You win, Freud.
>>7014379>while she fucks you to sleepthat wouldn't help me sleep at all what the fuck
>>7014365ono, that's what I just did for the firt time in like six months other than trimming and stuff>>7014371THAT PROBABLY DIDNT HELP
>>7014218I never got around to catching the last three episodesI should do that sometime
>>7014383>look at me hatefag aren't I smart
>>7014405Man, haven't you ever been super tired and trying to masturbate and nearly falling asleep?Well, I have.Imagine you've been awake for a long time and are ready to drop and she gently plays with your genitals as you fall asleep.
>>7014410>someone called a tripfag out for being worthless!>but I like them!>so i'll get mad this time, but when someone else does it, I"ll tell them to leave!
>>7014433Sometimes I fondle my own balls to sleep.
>>7014405>She smothers you in her chest>You wake up one hundred years later>You're feeling well rested but everyone you know is dead
>>7014410>The shitloster thinks he can chase off chistery like he did the other contributors.It's sad, really.
Did you kiss your favorite pony at midnight MLPG?
>>7014328Then stick it in her. Fuck her like there's no tomorrow. Do it before you notice what's happening to the nine that finished with her a minute ago.
>>7014410>>7014442guys, shut up.
>>7014445Don't even care. Absolutely worth it. Praise Her.
>>7014405>missionary as best as you can manage>she coos in your ear, telling you that you're the best son in the entire world taking care of her like this>wraps her huge wings around you completely as you come>asks you to stay in as you drift asleep, enveloped by her warmth>wake up rock-hard to a smiling Celestia and a kiss on the nose, asking if you're ready again
>>7014448It's 7:12 pm 1 Jan.I've been kissing her all day.
>>7014459You're saying she's a good contributor? I agree!
>>7014383I stopped paying attention to "remove namefag" when people who use names and trips who flatly refuse to talk about the show or comic and still shout down >fanon and >headcanon and >fanfiction still mysteriously aren't filtered.
>>7014449>Do it before you notice what's happening to the nine that finished with her a minute ago.Oh boy, here we go.IN THAT CASE, LET ME AT HER ALREADY.
this is making me uncomfortable
>>7014461I think I may have a problem...
Hey guys, can I contribute too?
>>7014367>throwing her over your shoulder>not picking her up by the legs like most guys would do with the waists of normal-sized women>not carrying her in your arms like a bride
>>7014449>before you notice what's happeninggreat, am I going to be a slutty mare or just an exhausted human?
>>7014490Yes. Draw Celestia having sex with a male human with her wings around him.
I wish someone would write about a story of how this picture come to be. what was pinkie/cakes doing?
Why is she such a qt /co/?
>>7014494Rarity humanizations just keep getting worse.
>>7014461I like Celestia and all, but the whole mother aspect just turns me right off
>>7014503She has the horsiest face and yet surpasses every other character in cuteness and beauty
>>7014500all of our contributors are actually femaledidn't you get the memo
>>7014514GODDAMN YOU ARE AN UGLY BITCH!
>>7014501Okay, I'll add it to my request list! Check back with me in two years.
>>7014514timestamp or gtfo
>>7014514Why are your hands so massive?This has bothered me ever since you posted your picture.
>>7014514Remind me of Wreck-It-Ralph.
hey guys. i just got done kissing some random drunk girl and i had sex with her. i am so fucking wasted that i told, her that i even told that i love mlp and she didn't give a shit. anyway happy new year mlpg.
>>7014490Sure.How far you think Fluttershy's going to go trying to "redeem" Discord? You think she'll do full-on couch therapy?
>>7014535go to bed venelope
>>7014535Probably because he's built like the goddamn Heavy
>>7014516wow she seems like she has quite the split personality!
>>7014510Seriously, just look at that monstrosity.She looks so dead.
>>7014514>those armsto two buff MLPGers
>>7014542You're making your country proud son
>>7014521Does Leth count?
>>7014550Uh, I'm not sure. I guess we will have to wait for the episode to see!I'm 'contributing' to the discussion!
>>7014514You are rather unsightly for a female...Have you tried makeup?
>>7014569Leth is like Sentenal, he doesn't contribute, he just organizes stuff
>>7014572Keep it up and maybe senpai will notice you.
>>7014521I didn't get the memo!D-does this mean I have to stay a man? ;_;
>>7014404>Freudno. Campbell. layeth the myth-eth down.
>>7014581>leth is like sentenal
>>7014542I got invited to a party and I was scared to go because I thought I might embarrass myself.Then some anon told me that some alpha could make me his bitch and everyone would laugh at me.So I spent NYE on MLPG.I'm glad you had fun.
>>7014580Didn't even do the Goth thing.>>7014572You suppose she'll try to find parallel between Discord and her other animal friends, i.e. "he just needs someone to understand him"?
>>7014581He's done shurgs before.And draws rarely.
>>7014476It's like some sort of sexual heaven. The two of you fuck until you can't fuck any more. Literally. You no longer have the parts required for proper fucking.>>7014498>am I going to be a slutty mareDon't be daft. Ignore the ten tired mares in the room and give her what she wants.
>>7014593He kind of has a point.Except Leth isn't autistic...I think.
>>7014494>Babs acts like she hates it when you pick her up like that>but the way she clings so tightly to you even as she tells you to put her down, you moron, doesn't lie.
>>7014607Very well. I'd give it to her good. I accept my fate, whatever it may be.
>>7014561Some of us are strong.>But will never get a pic.
>>7014612This either speaks to my defense of sentenal's good natured autism, or casts our kind and benevolent overlord in a less than positive light.
>>7014634does GR have a tumblr?
'Merry christmas or newyeras or whatever you fucks I am to drunk fith ithis shit. Lover you guys even though I reallt don't, I suppose your oaky.
>>7014632It's best to not piss off Skynet.
>>7014649>bad opinions general
>>7014600You'd probably prefer to spend it alone with someone like Fluttershy wouldn't you?
>>7014634>>7014650These are gross looking.
>>7014651You're ok too anon, as long as fluttershy is your favorite pony
>>7014649your signs are backwards, dude
>>7014650god damn, look at that everything
>>7014659>tfw you will never ruin fluttershy's pussy
>>7014659I would as well
>>7014662FUCKING THANK YOU!I have no idea why these fucks think those spine snappers are appealing.
>>7014659She's actually my least favorite pony because she reminds me so much of myselfI prefer Rarity.
>>7014687well I think they're beautiful you don't have to be a jerk about it
>>7014687LOOK AT THE BOOOOBS
>>7014691You'd still be her friend, wouldn't you? You could help each other.
>>7014687You're that guy who whines in every thread about fat chicks, aren't you?
>>7014659She is quite a lovely pone.
>>7014659lol who fucks a bunny
>>7012883I saw what you did.
>>7014704no, that's ross`
>>7014709>she forced herself on him
>>7014687GR does some great ponies, but his humans make me want t vomit.And they always have unattractive balloon tits.
>>7014717Oh god, memories are flooding back.I'm thirteen again, and we've just gotten a dog.
>>7014717Where the fuck do I get the second shield breaker spell?
>>7014616like what, by the legs or by the waist? is Babs tall?>>7014461>eating her out>"oh, you're such a good boy... oh!"
>>7014627There are no dicks left in the world. Try as you might the twelve of you are never truly happy ever again.
>>7014731eat a muffin
>>7014717She's a little off target.
>>7014686ok you're not cool then
>>7014736Oh, well. At least we've got each other.
>>7014717That update was pretty neat, if nothing else for Fluttershy's reaction when you wwwalk in.>>7014731Eat a muffin purchased at Sugar Cube Corner.
>>7014723Seriously.He doe everything you can do about female breasts wrong to a Deviant art level. Guess it makes sense for the general to like them so much, bunch of tasteless horny 14 year olds.
>>7014701I guess so.
>>7014650>>7014634>>7014687Y'know, I hate it too when GR puts gigantic knockers on Twist... but I would make love to this Babs until neither of us could move anymore.I think it's because he gives her a thicker body and it's more believable and appealing (subjectively speaking) for her to have larger breasts.
>>7014746source behind image?
>>7014758What's with you?
>>7014687they're okay sometimes. they're okay on Babs. they're okay on Celestia. they're not okay on Twist. they're not okay on Sweetie.he has gone too far.
>>7014766reverse image search on google
>>7014764I would a big Babs.
>>7014777Your taste, I assume.
>>7014782at least his Silver Spoon is reasonably-sized
>>7014790Don't be an ass, Anon.
>>7014782And yet, the general isn't tell him to fuck off with his shit and make him reel back.You fucked up and let this happen.You fucked up.
>sleeping in the garage on new years, all bundled up on MLPGShieeit, this is all I've ever wanted
>>7014789which pony is best suited for a humanization with unrealistically big bazongas?
>>7014780How sensitive do you think her holes are?
>>7014794Don't make him 'improve' her...
>>7014807Obviously Celestia, but Twist has convinced me that anyone can do it
>>7014803>bundled up in the bathroom puking my brains outme too
>>7014802>somebody is drawing things for the general>wow you all suck jesus how could you let this happenI mean I know you're shitposting but still that's just dumb
>>7014755Yes. The twelve of you together in a fruitless, world spanning quest for the extinct dicks.
>>7014802Some of us DO tell him so.The thing is, we tolerate his love of big beautiful bouncin' boobies because he isn't a stuck-up asswipe about it.Also he actually knows how to draw Appeal, which is more than can be said for the likes of the one we're all thinking of.
>>7014815My guess is about as sensitive as the webby parts of your fingers.
>>7014807Probably Twist or Celestia. People say Fluttershy, but I dunno. Maybe her.
>>7014815She's a changeling. Her anything is as sensitive as she wants it to be.
>>7014828The general has told others to back the fuck up before when they were going full retarded.The fetishfags have proved to be the problem.
FUCK YO AND UR MARKER>>7012483
>>7014802don't call it a gravethis is the world you chose
>>7014833full pic please?
>>7014830WHATEVER, MAN. WE CAN DO OTHER STUFF. I MEAN, RAID DILDO STORES.... WRITHE AND HUMP IN A BIG PILE.... SEARCH FOR POSSIBLE CURES.... I MEAN, SHEESH, WE COULD PROBABLY EVEN GIVE ONE OF US A DICK WITH FORBIDDEN MAGIC.
>>7014844I said it before and I'll say it againsmall Cs for Fluttershy
>>7014818She and his DT are perfect the way they are.
>>7014851Not YOU again.
>>7014668Just remember for the future: At parties, there may be an introverted girl that was dragged there by her friends as well. Just keep that in mind when you're thinking of declining to go.
>>7014872That's kind of cute.
>>7014844>>7014824twist seems like she'd be a chubby teenager with a decently sized chest as a result, but nothing outlandishly largecelestia i can see being comically overboobed, but that's just because she's bigger than everyone elseand fluttershy would probably be just large enough to be comically obnoxious for her day-to-day goings onthis raises the question of trixie though - woefully inadequate and envious of twilight's slightly larger bust-size, or full-out abandonment of any vanity in her acquisition of ludicrously gigantic implants?
>>7014872Holy shit this is the most disappointing thing ever.
>>7014878Hey, that's good thinking.
>>7014851GR's always drawn humanizations with huge tits. And pretending to be pissed off because somebody once in a while takes requests that aren't even all bigtits? Find a better subject, go stir up another religious debate or something. Although at this point you're not far from starting to samefag and pretending to be him just to make him look bad and leave.
>>7014869Oh my. I'm really digging that Purple-Slurpee-And-Cream hair she's got going on there.It goes better with skin than her in-show fur.
>>7014868>upvoteget ur ereddit trsh out of here
They whip out their dicks and fireworks appear along with mariachi bands playing their instruments with their penis's to the song "el penis fiesta" and then they make tacos.
>>7014869Again, careful, or he will see the err of his ways and give them hot air balloons for chests, the white knights will call them flawless and you will never see them again.
>>7014881>Not near-flat Trixie that insists everyone likes DFC better but secretly wishes she had a bigger bustDo you even pony
>>7014807I maintain that Celestia and Fluttershy both have motherly figures.
>>7014882why I laugh
>>7014869i recall he only did SS the way he did to suit Teen Feels' version of her. is that why he did DT that way, too?
>>7014894you sound like rapists
>>7014881Trixie stuffs her bra to make her average tits look bigger
>>7014748tujat wasnt me anywan I dont know who favorite ponie is I need sleep I cannot controll mt neck to make my heas worj any more I cannot see straithft so whbat ever I love tou guys I don't think you are cancer even though many do I like the shoe myself but I just can't find enough content to siccuss so I reallty sont know what to do I cannot rember what I was talking avout asecng ago so I suppose I hus will sau ilike all pnies but I like paunvoe dash because I have a rrainbow hair fetish and althougbhj fluttershigh is another of my favoruese I like my fetishes more becaues to,mdbouy also u bneed sleme but I love you guys shit I am impaired I shouldent have had so much too frink byut it is new year seavve iu cannat see straingt ans am going by memory 9u cabnot jknwi if u can even beat the captcha
>>7014881she likes to flaunt her chest, which while decently-sized, is dwarfed by Twilight's titsmostly I just think implants are nasty as hell
>>7014907>>7014881B-CUP STANDS FOR BEST CUP.
>>7014912GOOD GOD, IT'S EXACTLY HOW I'VE ALWAYS IMAGINED IT.IF I COULD HAVE JUST A SMALL TASTE I COULD DIE HAPPY.
>>7014918i'm in support of this headcanon
>>7014895>Implying I have to samefag to make him look bad.He does that enough by posting his Ross level art.
>>7014926I'M AN IDIOT.I READ TRIXIE AND THOUGHT IT SAID TWIST.SORRY.I'LL GET OUT YOUR WAY NOW.Sorry--! S-sorry...!
>>7014919Help, this anon needs help
>>7014916Just a way to feel less uncomfortable, anon. Find someone as uncomfortable as you and stick together for the night.
Am I too late to start posting my own pics?
>>7014934Considering that you are the only one actively complaining and noone is taking you seriously, yes, you do have to samefag.
>>7014917>big bang theoryFUCK OF
>>7014919holy shit run a spell check or something
>>7014902Scootaloo just can't get away from family-related embarrassment.
>>7014943THREE BUFF MLPGERS
>>7014943>Not a RD buttmarkIts p. much the only acceptable pony tat
>>7014950>Not liking Big Bang Theory.BAZINGA
>>7014937B-cup would work for Trixie too.
question for anyone around who might be able to helpwas anyone here a fan of hotsauce's fics back in the day? i'm trying to pin down what specifically it was about his stuff that made people so crazy, but rereading isn't revealing anything particularly insightfulif anyone has anything to add about his stuff and why they liked it, i'd appreciate some thoughts
>>7014955>Doesn't know that MLPG came from /fit/
>>7014930Would Rarity even enjoy anulingus
>>7014897It looks nice on her.>>7014915>>7014903Well, aren't you guys cynical.And besides, even if he did, we still have AA.
>>7014963>liking Big Bang TheoryAnyone have that cap as to how stupid their laughter canned is?
>>7014943I hope that's not permanent
>>7014987gotta love that guy
>>7014955Are you buff, anon?
>>7014984I need to knowWhere's that Faceless picture of Rarity face-sitting Fluttershy?
>>7014987>We will never see their stories finished.
>>7014978It was mostly pedo stuff, and to be honest, wasn't a fan.Actually, I think it's the novelty of it being one of the few 1st person sex stuff.
>>7014978Hotsauce was and is my favorite pone fapfic writer. I'm not a writer myself, so I can't be technical with it. But he does a very good job of building up and the descriptions are great. Also, the characters personalities seem to be pretty accurate. I can't say it's jut the pedophilia aspect, because I love that Celestia thing he did and the Twilight thing. I don't know. I know you like to have a big buildup, and Hotsauce always did too. I would say keep at that.You're my second favorite.
>>7015010facesitting anon here, I got what you need
>>7014984I'd make her enjoy it.
>>7014999 >Implying I would ever be that skinny and/or stupid enough to get a background pony as a tattoo.>>7015021You ok?
>>7015021Ever since reading that one post from /co/ or /tv/ or wherever all I can imagine is the studio audience asphyxiating themselves from laughing so hard and the studio having to gas the whole building.
>>7015037The face-sit doesn't do it for meThe fact she's fresh from the gym sure does
>>7014881Twist is a big B. perfect size for handful-grabbing. Trixie is a middle C, but she knows how to work them to get men drooling over hers more than the bigger girls'.
>>7015019i think you're right that the perspective has a lot to do with itdo you think that the premise had more to do with the his popularity than the writing itself? reading back on it, there are definitely some elements of the description that are kind of 'weak', for lack of a better word.he also did that twilight story that a lot of people really enjoyed though>>7015024this is helpfuli think there might be something to his word choice that is also indicative of the vibe he was going foris there any particular description or way he said things that you remember liking?
>>7015014personally I just stopped because I ran out of ideas
>>7014963>Compliment someone's Green Lantern shirt>"Huh? This is from The Big Bang Theory"I ended up dropping so much spaghetti that day. I didn't even have the courage to correct him.
>>7015041Tell me more.
>>7015069that's so stupid I think I just felt my IQ drop by reading it
>>7015050fukin teuqila nad new years thats how im ok>>7015052ohmygod what
>>7015067Same...Oh well, we had fun.
>>7015066A few specific things I really liked:The Sweetie buttfucking scene.Loli human Luna acting all regal and dominant.Celestia revealing her horse form and anon loving her just the same.The interaction with Twilight leading up before the sex.
Why do they call Penny the hot one?Bernadette is way way way cuter and hotter
>>7015014>>7015067I work better when I have others to bounce ideas off of. I'm not fully in control of what sticks and what doesn't... but I DO want to see them finished.
>>7015066>do you think that the premise had more to do with the his popularity than the writing itself? reading back on it, there are definitely some elements of the description that are kind of 'weak', for lack of a better word.Definitely what it was. In the fimchan threads it was literally always people harkering for more of the pedo stuff. More Scootaloo, more Sweetie belle.And his descriptors were pretty okay. Go over it. Does a good job of making Sweetie seem soft and squishy and Scootaloo stronger and lean.
>>7014857Dildos lost their charm after a few days, and the charmed dildos were exhausted within a couple of weeks. Writhing and humping in a big pile is how you all sleep and say hello. Your top science sluts are hard at work looking for a cure, but keep upsetting the reinforced test tubes thanks to their lust. The only attempt at forbidden magic so far nearly worked. Everything was going fine until one of the summoner sluts broke the circle and caused the would be futaslut to explode into guts and brimstone.
>>7015105>Celestia revealing her horse form and anon loving her just the same.... What.
Does anyone have a link to the newest episode on youtube?
>>7015106Yeah but she's wearing glasses so therefore she is automatically unattractive.That's how it works in hollywoodland.
>>7015056Yeah, it's a good one, fluttershy must be getting a nose full of her ripe sweaty musk
>>7015105i can't pin down two of thosebut the other half are just characterizationso, that's something to pay attention to, for surethanks anon>>7015110now that there's so much foal stuff, do you think he'd be as popular if he started writing again?
>>7015095>>7015067what we should do is reboot it and start again.
>>7015114Aww.... We'll be okay eventually. Get a few futasluts going and we'll be fine. We can do it.
>>7015095if inspiration ever strikes again, I may take it back upI mean DT hasn't even kissed us yet. but coming up with a situation in which that would believably happen is proving harder than I thought
>>7015094I did that same thing on Christmas bro. I told off MLPG and called them all furries.I regret it, now. You guys are pretty chill still.So just throwing this out there, Pink 2013.
>>7015133>do you think he'd be as popular if he started writing again?Him specifically? Yes. Because of what he's done before. There are still retards probably bumping his thread over in fimchan.
>>7015114>Not reinforcing your magic circle with layers of dedicated slutsit make take many lives, and it may take generations, but we will complete the ritual and summon the slutty futaor we will die trying
>>7015143Eh, it's best to leave a dead horse lie.
>>7015116She comes to our world and she and anon fall in love. Eventually she has to come clean with him.here's the story: http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/599
>>7015164And thank you, too.
>>7015171>leave a dead horse lie.that's quitter's talk
>>7015133Characterization is important and it's one of my favorite things about his stories.
>>7015171>>7015143Que sera, sera.If the guys who waifu them keep throwing out ideas, one will eventually stick and explode into something new.It's just a calm period for Teen Feels right now.
>>7015174I loved that one.Shame there was anilingus twice, but no anal.
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>>7015174...> YOU DO NOT HAVE SUFFICIENT BLOOD TO RUN DEVICES1:> BRAIN AND2:> COCK> DIVERT BLOOD TO COCK OR CANCEL OPERATION?> D/C[DIVERT]
>>7015167If only we'd just had slutty futa mares and slutty regular mares from the start. Now THAT would be utopia.
Odds: Play Dawn of WarEvens" Get even drunker and shitpost harderDubs: Go to bed
>>7015201Just as lon as we get to fuck them, right?
>>7015214would you rather have a slutty mare to call your own, or be a slutty mare at the beck and call of every stallion in town?
>>7015211Drink some water and go to bed, anonTomorrow, have a big breakfast and some painkillers if you really need themCome back and post ponies when you're coherent again
>>7015238second one, no questions asked
>>7015231Don't forget to have a drink anyway
>>7015154but rarity bes poen
>>7015238Good question. If offered either, I would accept.If I got the choice, I think I would take a slutty mare of my own. I hope she wouldn't get all sad and frustrated with just me, though. I really don't like the idea of renting her out to bronies.
>>7015245Rhanks anon yoa are nice I like you/\happy newyear
>>7015262well, she's a slut, so you wouldn't be collecting any paymentyou could theoretically restrict her lust for cock just to you, but you'd be fighting an uphill battle against her inherent nature
I know I'm kind of late, but I'd still like to wish everyone a happy new 2013. Have a random, not too old doodle that I don't think I posted here yet.
>>7015294>implyingif I were a slutty mare and a human wanted to monetize my sluttiness while providing cuddles and shelter in return I would totally let him pimp for me
>>7015307Wish all you want, 2013 is going to be terrible.
>>7015307I like it!Thanks and happy new year!
>>7015294Hmm... I mean, I don't want her to get hurt or lost or something. But I don't want her to be tortured by the need for cock constantly and to only have mine. I guess I'd try to keep her satisfied and happy. I wonder, can a slutty mare love?
>>7015201>calmit's the calm of a graveyard. sex was the bullet that put the dog down.who haven't we done? done DT and SS, yeah. did Twist. Applebloom was first. did we do Sweetie? did we do Scoots? i know we haven't done Babs, beyond offhand mentions.
>>7015307>tight sweaterwhat's the point?
>>7015150>>7015167It cost hundreds of lives, but the efforts to bring the dick back into the world were met with partial success. Roughly five dozen sluts were futafied with the use of forbidden magic before they realized that they could secure their power by hiding the dark tomes. Though they have no heavy, swinging testicles and their cum lacks that stallionesque oomf, the futasluts' dicks bring joy and comfort to many sluts. Only a few still seek the forbidden tomes, and fewer still believe that true males once existed.
>>7015328Please stop posting that picture!
>>7015316for sure, but the post i replied to insinuated that being a slutty mare means you're naturally slated for prostitution, which isn't necessarily the caseshe's your slutty mare, anon, so of course you can do as you wish.>>7015324that's getting 2deep4mebutit does raise the question of whether someone (pony) addicted to cock and sex 24/7 can love anything other than the idea of all of their holes being filled on a constant basis
>>7015328It's a stupid reference to this band I like
>>7015328is that naithen
>>7015344Well, what I mean is, if I worked hard to keep her satisfied, could her love close the rest of the gap? If she was constantly whining and crying about wanting to go out and fuck, it would be cruel of me to keep her locked away. But if she suffered FOR my sake... I don't know, that's different.
>>7015360You know who would be cute in a tight sweater? fluttershy
>>7015353New update when?>>7015365Unfortunately, yes.
>>7015201>>7015327There's stuff being written - it's just coming in small pieces now.My theory is that the fetish-writing has gotten so prevalent and the fact that there's at least one shitposter who hasn't gotten that the joke is over yet are what's getting in the way of the stuff we used to do.But if you look closely, you'll spot a few moments with them here and there.Like going to see the Lights with Scootaloo on Christmas Eve.Or going to see Twist at the Candy Store.or going shopping for a suit with DT so you can look nice for your date with Silver Spoon.
ROLL CALLwho's still here?I need to how slow we're going to be
>>7015387ohmygod he looks likehe would>rapesomeone
>>7015381She's cuter when she's wearing nothing at allAnd bleeding from her broken hymen.
dusk's dawn 2 when
>>7015397Here for what?
>>7015403she would be cute in tighty whities
>>7015381i prefer her in a sundress.but you know who would be cute in a tight sweater, and wouldn't be overdone? Rarity.
>>7015397I'm always here anonFOR YOU
>>7015397im fukin here
>>7015360Now I'm seeing Snips and Snails singing along to a Weezer song on the radio.
>>7015406what are you even trying to say with that filename
>>7015387May be a few days.I am kinda learning how to sew, how to create tiny clothes, and other shit at the same time here...But I now have the rest o my cast so I am good to go as far as that!
>>7015415how ded we are
>>7015419And staining the shit out of them with her hymen blood.
>>7015397I'm busy reading fanfiction but I'm still here
>>7015377well, presumably the nature of a slutty mare is to be a slut... sluts are, by common definition, keen on the idea of getting fucked by many other partners as frequently as possible (we're taking liberties with the common nomenclature here, but for the purpose of this usage, we can probably agree on a common definition)so, even if you kept your slutty mare filled with your cock on a near constant basis, she's not meeting one of the necessary requirements for her being - that is, to be fucked by people/ponies other than you. that leads us into a series of questions; the first being, can an excess of cock from one source circumvent an encoded biological urge to seek out multiple partners? and the second being; if she's a sentient being, to what extent can she be responsible for her innate urges, and as a result to what extent is she able to give direction to her own impulses in order to further the idea of a single-partner relationship by quelling one or many of her ingrained lusts?i don't think there's a good answer to either of those scenarios without testing. when we turn up a slutty mare, we'll have to do some study before she can be passed around
>>7015443no, no anon, no blood, just tighty whities
>>7015419you know who would look cute in tighty-whities? Gilda. just tighty-whities. to show off her tattoos.fuck it, i think tattoos are sexy as fuck on chicks.
>>7015429>they go driving in Snips' jalopy so they can "cruise for chicks">neither of them are really sure what "cruising for chicks" means
>>7015458Made of blood? From a hymen?
>>7015452Darf, you are a retard.
>>7015452SLUTTY MARES ARE PEOPLE TOOSTOP BEING SO SLUTIST
>>7015472well gee that just seems uncalled fori mean, i don't disagree, but still
>>7015471no, just pure white 100% cotton tighty whities, no blood
>>7015452Yes, that's the exact question I'm asking.Another thought is if she resists her urge to fuck everything, is she even still a slutty mare? It seems to me that slutty mare ownership is too complicated and morally ambiguous.I am changing my choice. I want to be a lesbian slutty mare who operates with a partner slutty mare.
>>7015464You and me both, brother.
>>7015423i'm always here, from sun-down to sun-up.
>>7015481Most people who are "sluts" just aren't being satisfied in some way with only one partner. The number of cocks or cunts doesn't matter as much as getting X, Y, and Z fulfilled.It's possible ponies would be polyamorous or polygamous by default and you're just not going to keep them interested emotionally, not to speak of physically.
>>7015493But mares cannot relieve your Deep Itch.
IT'S ALMOST HERE
>>7015515Well, I assume there can be different breeds of slutty mare.
>>7015519do you live in hawaii or something? Everyone should have made it to 2013 by now
>>7015521if it was a slutty futa mare then she's got the equipment to satisfy both urges (depending on your agreement on the biology of a futa mare in the first place)
>>7015513but the pones on the show are monogamous
>>7015519what is it?
>>7015538Being fair we've only seen two married couples.
>>7015498>>7015464What kind of tattoos would she have?Besides the griffon/s?
>>7015531Yes.... That sounds good. Okay, new choice.I would be the Slutty Futa Mare and travel/work with a partner that is a regular Slutty Mare.
>>7015538WrongSome ponies are, but Golden Harvest has been shown to have several children and several male companions
>>7015549fourTwilight's parentsRarity's parentsSA and Cadenceand Mr. and Mrs. Cake
>>7015554what a slut
>>7015552Alright, I'm a slutty pegasus who's looking for another pegasus that fled ages agoWe can slut around together but you better keep your futa junk away from me, futa are gross
Oh no guys, my tablet pen broke and I'm completely unable to draw digitally for a whole week!just kidding
>>7015549More like 4.
>>7015562Primary couplings. That doesn't suppose they believe in total monogamy.
JUST A LITTLE MORE
>>7015554You're citing copy-pasted background ponies as evidence?Come on, man.
the time has come and so have i
>>7015566But... Slutty mares can't be picky...
>>7015567happy new year, rossplease try to be less horrible in 2013
>>7015575Don't you tell me what to do
Aren't rides supposed to be fun?
>>7015577The time has come, my little friends...>>7015572Pinkie, stahp et.
>>7015550I can see her having "sailor-style" tattoos, but with WWI-WWII-era pilot memorabilia instead.
>>7015602Not if they never end.
>>7015595>>7015567DRAW A PONYA NEW PONY FOR A NEW YEARA PONY YOU HAVE NEVER DRAWN BEFORE
>>7015605We're cabbages and kings!
>>7015618FUCK YOU Khrysalis!
>>7015618Would you fuck chrysalis in one of her horn holes?
>>7015397I just lurk, that is all.>>7015593You know, she could be just friend with him. Standing close to each other does not mean they are sex partners.
>Implying Ponies aren't polyamorous If everyone loves everyone why can't they be together?
>>7015636I would do whatever she wished.
>>7015618you got me
>>7015645Because God says it's bad.
>>7015603r u avin a giggle m8?
>>7015657but what does celestia say about it?
>>7015639but she's been shown with kids several timeshow often does it have to happen before you realize it's a thing
>>7015657I'm pretty sure she doesn't
>>7015667Celestia doesn't even like porn.Canon.
>>7015667Celestia is the worst of all of them. She's probably got weird sex dungeons and shit, volumes of literature on all perversions imaginable, and a full stable of sex slaves of different species and genders from various universes and realities.
>>7015550wings on her shoulder blades. one angel, one devil. she'd also probably have doodle-sleeves. maybe some Asian stuff, that seems to be in style. a Geisha painting on her back or something similar.and, of course, she'd have Nazi and white supremacy tattoos. not because she is one, just that she thinks they look cool, and she's used to them, being in the punk scene. an 88 on her neck, an Iron Cross on her wrist.
>>7015677We don't even know her job. For all we know, she could be a hired babysitter or a school teacher.
>>7015693>Celestia>Various universes and realitiesShe's just controls the sun, she's not psycho future Twilight
>>7015703I knew a black guy who had SS bolts tattooed on his neck. He didn't know what they meant at the time he got them, and just thought they were a cool symbol.
>>7015703I think the White-supremacy stuff is going a little far, even if just for aesthetics.And Asian tattoos and chinese letters and shit like that are for dweebs. Look at that guy's shoulder. I bet they told him it means "Peace" or "Health" or something.It says "Restaurant."
>>7015688i need some substantiation for a claim of this audacity>>7015693how does she hide that from every other pony though?or are they all a part of it?
>>7015709Quit being so naïveClearly her job is to fit it all in
>>7015688>I'm not the only one who thinks Celestia is willingly celibateThank you, Anon. Thank you.
>>7015614Too tired for more horses
>>7015737She's got extensive catacombs beneath the royal castle. And, of course, if you get a special invitation from the Princess, you may never be seen again. But it is a great honor to serve in any capacity necessary.
>>7015763>You will never spend the rest of your life on milk duty
Why are they so perfect together?