Power Ponies soon! We've had glimpses of their superpowers so far; it seems that Rainbow Dash has lightning control, Pinkie Pie's super speed has been prominent, Fluttershy's super strength has been teased, Applejack has that lasso and her boomerang horseshoe, and Twilight's seemingly as magical as ever. That makes me curious as to Rarity's powers; none of the previews have been particularly illuminating on that point.And IS Pinkie Pie a relative of the Apple family?>>15180108Previous thread.
>>15185798so AJ is the batman of the group?
>>15185808mewball has also told me to kill myself
You have just been saved from a perilous predicament by your waifu as a power pony.
>>15185808Who's that faggot?
so what movie should i stream? i was thinking maybe the matrix trilogy, or the MIB trilogy
Would you collar your favorite stallion?
>>15185840oh godim not sure which is worse
>>15185808Neko honestly this is starting to get pretty fucking weird. Mewball has openly said a few things about you in steamchat and personally it's just really uncomfortable just watching this unfold.
>>15185840>MIB TrilogyMatrix, pls
>>15185835Anon, I just shat a stone-like turd 10 minutes ago, Fluttershy wasn't there to help.
>>15185848It's just Kraut pulling another Tofu.
>>15185808Reminds me of that /m/ tripfag that got a serious stalker that wrote a 140 page pdf about how he was going to make him love him and live with him and all that creepy shit
>>15185869i'd ask her to hulk punch me in the stomach, in hope i'd shitmyself
>>15185835What would CMC power ponies even look like?
>>15185840both are bad doLord of the Ringsall 3EXTENDED EDITIONS
>>15185890I would love for someone to art a twily getting sucked into an airplane turbine
>>15185825she is like a batman wonder woman cross
I did a thing. I'll shade it later.
Something something pony weiners
>>15185808Oh hey, the post where mewball explained what flaring was to me is on there
>>15185901i was thinking of doing that sometime but, it's a bit late in the day to do it now
>>15185842Only if he was into that sort of thing
>>15185901Dude, that's like 12 hours let's do it
>>15185912Hey, it's all colorful now! And it's super-sweet.
>>15185869She was fighting the monsters in your sewer anon.Now she's emerged from the pipes and demanding a hug.
>>15185901LET'S DO IT
>>15185912I think t's pretty good without shades
>>15185901NO MAN CAN STAND UP TO THATunless they do a vidya run alongside it to stay sane
>>15185912Does it hurt anyone else's eyes to look at Mac's stocking for some reason?
>>15185926>>15185901>>15185840Fuck. I actually want to watch them, but my internet is too shitty to steam
Pony says the steam flash sales have reset.
daring do's jungle fedora
>>15185943another endurance test would beAll Six Star Warsyou win if you get past Episode 2
>>15185912oh good god damnthanks elslowmo
>>15185951>>15185943>>15185936>>15185926>>15185901uh, i'll do it tomorrow, i'll download the movies while i do chores today
>>15185912Merry Christmas dude
>>15185967Can I at least listen to the RLM commentary track for Episode 1?
>>15185912thats cute but why is applejack so tired and sweaty?
>>15185960>Everyone votes for FTLFuck, I wanted Shadowrun.
>>15185949Does this help?
>>15185967>watching them in episode order>>15185983she's tired 'cause it's lateshe's sweaty 'cause your fetish goggles are on too tight
>>15185971pls link full
>>15185987It's a shit game.
>>15185988Until I looked closer, Smarty Pants had some serious :V going on
>>15185975>Friday Lord of the Rings movie nightHobbit included?
>>15186002>>15186009Fuck the hobbit. It's not even finished anyway.
mirror's edge and recettear are 75% off ($5) but the store page won't update to show thatyou should recettear for maximum capitalism
>>15185991It's right there when you click the [G], anonLike, the first link
>>15186028>not browsing 4chan vanilla
I'm really happy you guys like it.>>15185983I was going to make it into an late Christmas night with the shading later.
>>15186019fair enough. Hobbits looking to go farther off track of the books then the trilogy did
>>15186027I wish I could play Mirror's Edge more, but the fucking first boss was impossible and I had to wait an entire minute every time as I got punched in slow motion after missing and thrown off the building.
i think i might be developing an addiction to energy drinks
>>15186027You just reminded me to download Mirror's Edge, thanks man.
Anyone want to play Complex Doom II?
Why ya'll ain't book reading?
But Lecithin and L-arginine are better than both
>>15186067I've done that for awhile. Good diet, exercise, and healthy mindset works better than an energy drink can.
I want to filly a pony.
>>15186065It's pretty much the only spot where the reaction boost (R) is necessary.
>you will never snuggle a pony that is the perfect size for warm cuddles
>>15186088Would you pony a filly?
>>15186079>you will never be Celestia's personal cum baby
>>15186085Baby steps, anon, baby steps.
>>15186079>Zinv and PyguemBitch please Lecithin+horny goat weed does way more than those
should I stram?
>>15186108i thought i was going to stream
>>15186094>you will never be double snuggled by your ponimouto and your coltouto
>>15186108no question, always stram
>>15186106Well sure, but she's lacing your daily milk with enchantments to make sure everything sticks
SOMEONE POST THE STACK
>>15186130Don't forget the times she sneaks into your bedroom at night and gently weaves production spells into your groin
So Luna's a caffeine addict
>>15186132if you insist
>>15186149anyone who works the 8-5 shift is
Why do I feel so alienated when MLPG talks about anything other than ponies or video games?
Would you date Derpy?
>>15186176because you are new
Pony just learned how to make herself burp on command, and she wants to show you
>>15186186My boner won't let me.
>>15186186I don't see why not. She's a cutie too.
>>15186187No, I've been on MLPG since early 2011.It's just that I lack a sexual drive and I don't care about anything other than ponies and video games.
>>15186195She wouldnt mind. She is just happy you are there.
Why aren't you drawing?
>>15186201Maybe you should take the stack?
rough loving sex with derpy
>>15186154Note that if you want to save money, the core components are lecithin and pygeum. Half of the components in that blue cap are pleasure/libido enhancers, not direct volume contributors.
>>15186219But I don't want to.
>>15186211Really? The boner she causes me to have doesn't creep her out?
>>15186198Are you actually fucking serious? I usually ignore the drug talk, but this is just retarded. Go talk about that shit somewhere else.
>>15186201You on antidepressants?
>>15186201What about sexual ponies and sexual video games
>>15186197What ifYou can go to equestria, but you live longer than alicorns?
>>15186201Want to talk about prehistoric humanity?
>>15186235no>>15186236no and no.
>>15186233She'd probably find it funny.>"Hehe, its waving at me. Hello little Anon!">in the middle of the restaurant
>>15186197Thanks for capping!>>15186221>LovingBest kind!
>>15186208Grey skin aside, that is an adorable Derpy. Would play H games with
>>15186245But there has been no indication that Alicorns are mortal (in the sense of dying from old age) so far
>>15186234It's my Christmas present. I have a blind bag that I won't open until Christmas, otherwise I would have put a pone in there too. I hope it's Twilight.
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidstreaming the matrix, come watch, the first one is really good, the others are good too but not quite as good as the first one
>>15186282There's been no indication that they are immortal (in the sense of not being born or aging), either.
>>15186258Derpy, please!What's the fetish called for liking a girl unfazed by sexual stuff and is okay with it?
>>15186198You posted a different bundle you had like 5 days ago, how much heroin do you fucking do, you're gonna die
>>15186216I'm /gd/ing, if that counts.spoilered for not pone
>>15186302Depends, is she coolly indifferent or reasonably casual about it?Nonchalant for the former, informality for the latter.
>>15186300Well do do certainly live for millenniums without showing any real signs of aging
>>15186298Awesome, now we're talking
>>15186300>immortal (in the senst of not... aging)Yes there is.Celestia from the imprisonment of Discord to the present day hasn't aged a bit. That's at least 1000 years of no aging. Pretty good evidence towards, but not absolute proof.
>family is coming to surprise visit tomorrow>i have pony posters up>and my pony toys perfectly set up on shelf and around desk>my place smells like fapping and febreezeoh geez oh geez
>>15186254man, why is cook's art so fucking cute?
>>15186316Isn't that a bit melodramatic?
>>15186337>hasn't aged a bitNot that you've noticed, anyway.
>>15186337My headcanon is Alicorns age something like 1:1000 or 1:10000 of a normal pony
>>15186198>>15186234>>15186290>>15186305what's a bundle
>>15186337Cadance has aged.Luna has aged.Twilight has aged.The only alicorn we've never seen in another form yet is Celestia.
>>15186345Why do pones want to eat things they shouldn't?
>>15186198what is that sony thing
>>15186310>new pony book>immediately start with egg laying and anal gapingNot that it was bad or anything, but man that came out of left field.
>>15186310unf unf satisfaction unf
>>15186326Dunno, but if Derpy did that, it would do things to me.
>>15186260Hey Aspirant.You're a cool dude and don't let any rude, crude dudes tell you otherwise.
>>15186316Aw fuck man, you couldn't have said you were also spoilering it for "will make you feel like shit", could you?What's even the point, are you just honing your skills or something?
I am guessing MLp will have 7 seasons your guess?
>>15186368Cadance I'll give you; she proves that at least some alicorns age.Luna didn't age, she just re-powered up after being stripped down to zero by the EoH.Twilight hasn't really "aged" as an alicorn so much as grown into being one. Then again she might be aging but we can't really tell.
>>15186414That was unexpected
>>15186340If she grew an udder that required draining, my dick would explode.
>>15186310>>15186393You guys are gonna make me go on a tangent at this rate.>>15186411Thanks anon. You're pretty great yourself.
>>15186413just becausei haven't done straight up typography in a while
>>15186428Now she wont stop.
>>15186434I hope you're buried balls deep inside her when it doesFeeling you throb and spurt as the milking machine suckles on her sensitive teats is her favorite thing
>>15186438>You guys are gonna make me go on a tangent at this rate.oh well we definitely don't want that now do we
>>15186455Why the hell are you posting photos of your hard drugs in a thread about my little pony?
>>15186421the aging probably slows down the older you get. Like a tree
>>15186469>>15186493>>15186455>>15186198He's getting the pictures off google and a Vice article about heroin, stop responding to him and just filter.http://www.vice.com/read/heroin-bag-art-dequincey-jynxie-interview
Is Fred Durst the greatest rapper that ever lived MLPG?
>>15186493http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fmlp%2Fsrc%2F1387507101154.jpgJust to let you know, lots of information is in jpgs. Sometimes even geological information, so people can track you.
>>15186514It always confuses me when an artist shows that he obviously knows what he's doing an that he put a lot of effort into it - and then he butchers the pic by rushing a certain part of it which then sticks out like a sore thumb.
>>15186458Well y'know not everyone's into roughly grabbing that big grey booty and giving it a few playful slaps while she encourages you.Or having her just telling you to go right in, foreplay aside, because she's just so eager.And maybe her forcing you onto the bed while you're still connected and just pounding away at your hips with her own while she screams a flurry of yesses.
>>15186338Burn your entire house and start again.
>>15186338No one has entered my apartment in 2 years and I plan to keep it that way.
>>15186493>>15186455>>15186389>>15186198>>15186363http://www.vice.com/read/heroin-bag-art-dequincey-jynxie-interviewhttp://www.post-gazette.com/frontpage/2006/06/08/Drug-dealers-pushing-brand-loyalty/stories/200606080463There's some more info about it, it's only an east coast thing, stamps don't exist out west. They just package their black tar heroin in party balloons, no brand names.>>15186524>He's getting the pictures off google>>15186493>>15186198These two and the other one with the red Sonys are mine, the one from vice I used as an example. The spider one is from 2011, the red sony and the black sony buns were taken Saturday and today, check the exif.
>>15186509So does that mean you'll indulge her in wearing a bell around her neck and mooing low and long as you pound her good and deep, gushing her sweet milk into the suction cups around all four of her long teats?
>>15186531The artist could just be strong in one area and bad in another. Maybe this artist just mainly does landscapes and is weak at faces.
>>15186338Crack open a window, freeze if you have to.Vacuum and shampoo the carpet.Wash everything that's cloth.As for the pony shit, you're doomed if they notice the fap scent along with it.
>Duck Dynasty is now officially dedThis is literally all my parents will talk about at Christmas dinner
Reminder that Polsky, Meghan and Merriwether are the cancer of MLP and killing it with their shitty as fuck writing.Make sure to harass them, write death threats and create petitions to fire them.
>>15186581She can do anything that makes her happy. The more she likes it, the more I like it.
>>15186595I dont even know what that is.
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidstreaming the matrix, also there a moderate chance, maybe 60%, that i'm going to be drinking, so there's that i guess
>>15186631Rednecks being retardedRetards enjoying itMadison Avenue faggots getting rich as fuck
i did it
why does nobody draws trixie?
>>15186648Kind of looks like she's feeding him an empty toilet paper rollLooks nice though
>>15186658>implicacionesShe's just not that popular in MLPG even if MD is a well liked episode
>>15186648>he refuses>she decides to demonstrate to show him how yummy they are
>>15186571Those articles are kinda neat, never knew drugs had brand names
>>15186709GOT DAT WMDGOT DAT PANDEMIC
Alright, goodnight MLPG. I'll try to stop by and write a little bit between holiday events and such.Have a great night, and Happy Holidays if I can't make it back for a while.
which is better to masturbate to;pony picture or pony story?
>>15186727holy shit I love The Wire>>15186727>>15186709http://dequinceyjynxie.blogspot.kr/Also here's a blog where people send in the stamps they get, some pretty cool ones on there. My favorite is one that has a picture of a jizzing cock, no words, just that dick.
>>15186737No, i've been changing her litter box everyday, and i didn't forget to feed Angel either. I watered all the plants too, i swear
What kind of fetishes would one pick up after living for over a thousand years.
>>15184467only to know how you managed to stay while I fade away
>>15186677pfft, yeah, i guess because it's still big near the end, thanks thou>>15186663>>15186704
>>15186821But does that mean her futacock is pulled behind her as Angel slowly eases the carrot into her urethra?
>>15186821>>15186648Guys I'm confusedare these lewd or not, I'm straight up lost hereI'm convinced they are but I can't see anythingplease help
>>15186855the real question is, are YOU lewd?
CARTOONSWITH HORSESTHAT TALK
>>15186864I need an adult
oh god what the fuckmy entire pony folder just fucking vanishedit's not in any of my other folders and it's not in the trash binI put one picture in it, close the explorer and when I take anothe gander it's completely gone
>>15186886>needing thingsdo you even buddhism
>Won't kill myself because I can't hurt my family like that>Nothing really to live forI don't know what to do
Pinkie Pie just invited you to a chocolate fondue party.What are you going to bring to dip in the chocolate?
>>15186918Why would you care about your family? You'd be dead.
>>15186918Learn and explore life to find something to live for.
>>15186918you would be doing a favour to your family, they may be sad at first but later they'll be thankful to not have you around ruining everything
>>15186922At the buzzer again!
mecha episode when?
>>15186937Booping is illegal.
>>15186919I am not /g/please tell me what that means and how to do it
>>15186923Pony event cascading.One trillion ponies and counting.Concentrated party output deafening.
>>15185842Only if he wanted it.
Would you still love your favorite pony even if everyone else said they were terrible?
>>15186980I'm a Flutterfag so I do this anyway.
>>15186980I do, and they do.
>>15186980Yes, if it would get me in pony's metaphorical pants
Would you a cake that had been panked all over?
>>15186979full pic plz
>>15186990>>15186991>>15187004I mean everybody.If you were their only fan in the whole world.
>>15186980My favorite pony has the best episodes so it doesn't matter what anyone else says.
>>15187004>waifuing the broniest horse next to 2.3
>>15187019>he thinks Fluttershy is the broniest horseit's like you've never been on the internet before
>>15187007I'd rather a pank that had been caked all over
>>15186979Why does SB do this to me? It's like he's trying to make my dick rupture.
>>15187016Yes.Pone love transcends all other feelings and cannot be tamed by the derision of others.I know this because my favorite pony is Hayseed
>>15186411dammit, I wanted to post that upside down cutie pie
>>15186919oh fuck it all I didn't have that at allI didn't even hit delete or anything at all the folder just up and disapeared on meI searched the whole hard drive for it and for several files that were inside it and none of them showed up
>>15187007I would absolutely anally destroy that Pankie cake.
>>15187067>tfw no part 2
>>15187071tell me more
hey fanfiction tards, just go to clopsort
http://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=artist%3Asuperedit&commit=GoI like this guy.
>>15187122>hey fanfiction tards, just go to a bar where the only drink on tap is bleachfixed
>>15187077>tfw no little sister Luna
>>15187123>those eye gifs
>>15187122i thought it was ded
>>15187123ya he is cool
>>15187077>>15187140You could write it.
>>15187155it wouldn't be the same
Is E.Y.E cybermancy worth it mlpg?
pony is being rude
>>15187180pony gets the belt
>>15187180Initiate Rude Removal Sequence
poni should kiss princess
>>15187180pony in an adult, and if you love someone you let them act how they want to act.
Holy fucking hell best news of the year all years.
Do you guys think that we've had less scrunches per episode than in previous seasons?
Just how good of a fuck would Pinkie be anyway?
>>15186979>you will never find a sugar under the tree
>>15187241Pretty high tier.
>go to derpibooru>see some of this being postedWhat the hell is this from? Did another hoofbeat come out?
>>15187238The Upright Citizens Brigade.Been waiting fucking years for that thing.
>>15187244>wrapped up in red bows>barely concealed by those ribbons
>>15187240Next season won't even have scrunching.
>>15187263Poni Paradeit's shit
Would you all fucking stop? I'm trying my damnedest to not masturbate.
>>15187263WHAT IS IT
>>15187253>loss of control>dehumanization>D/svery yes.
COME ON, STOP TRYING TO BOOP ME AND BOOP ME!
>>15187286so much luna lately. This is the best.
>>15187253She'd look like shit with hips like thatShe looks like a damn flute
You can fuck your waifu if you let her call you a brony.How quickly do you tell her to fuck off?
>>15187293I'm only telling it like it is.
>>15187333God the anatomy is so fucked up in this pic.
Pony likes using a knife, because she gets to savor all the little movements
you wouldn't rub pony's smooth featureless crotch without permission would you?
>>15187333Pinkie's voice is adorable. I'm disgusted in you.
I like to Imagine Marker having a Scottish accent
>>15187346It's exaggerated and cartoony but not really that bad.
>you will never eat gay black people cereal
>>15187333>>15187346>>15187370The thing we got to ask ourselves is whether or not this is a profile or 3/4 shot
>>15187359Everyone knows that ponybutt rubbing is consensual, and only consensual.
>>15187388There's this crazy thing that you can do called turning your head slightly to the rightShould try it sometime, it's intense
>>15187359I would, constantly
>>15187363I only mean it's perfect body wise.
>>15187406But looking at the shoulder and the skin we can see above the neckline, the chest should be angled too but the boob is not angled with it.
>>15187400it looks like a tumor
>>15187384>you will never wash it down with a glass of Nig Nog™
>>15187359I would to establish dominance
>>15187419If there is any angle, it's minimal from just the slight shoulder movement, and feasible with what is depictedYou don't always need to show skin-tight shirt stretching to depict tits
>>15187418Alright, you get a pass for now.Cause no trouble
>>15187363>Pinkie Pie has no mouth>But she's still very sociable >She's always nudging you and nuzzling you to communicate
GuysI'm about to do something really stupidI'm going to look for humanized High School AU CMC ficsPlease convince me that this is a bad ideaPlease.
>>15187455You could stay here and greentext one that's perfect for you
>>15187447Ok, you know what? I'm warming to this idea all of a sudden
>>15187455Why are they in jail?Why are they cuddling?
>>15187455I'll bet Twist is smart and sleeping underneath the bed.It'll be easier to get some sleep in the shade.
>>15187441I can't make that promise
>>15187485They're in jail BECAUSE they were cuddling, of course.In the morning, if they're lucky, their mothers will pick them up and pay off the officials to wipe their records and never speak of this againSuch is life in Ponyville.
>>15187455>High School AUNever again. I spent too much time of my childhood reading Kingdom Hearts high school fics.
>>15187516>applebutt bursts into flames
>>15187502Hell to the figgity-fuck no.Well, probably, but i'd feel obligated to not enjoy it.
>>15187510Scootaloo a quitter
>>15187455that sweetie looks cuteand i'd that babs
>>15187502Yes, like an eagle falling out of the sky
What if multiple dominant mares taunting, degrading, and abusing hum!anon, m or f?
>>15187455I almost made a High School AU my magnum opus.For better and worse, those stories got b7. Of course, I DID make a Quest about that sort of thing but it just wasn't the same.
>>15187545What was it about?
>>15187514>I spent too much time of my childhood reading Kingdom Hearts high school fics
>>15187543multiple stallions domming and breeding femanon
>>15187514i've had to tear myself away from a similar fic about Adventure Time.
>>15187514What is wrong with you?
>>15187559I'd rather not talk about it.
>>15187557Basically, it was a Persona 3 rip-off without Tartarus, interesting themes for a baby's first Atlus game, and good music.So there were two original characters. One male, one female. The story would cover their life for an entire year, not skipping a day. Yeah, I was ambitious way back when.Of course, those stories got banned and then I had to take it here. I would start it again but I lost all my notes in a hard drive wipe.On the bright side, my computer is pretty fast now.
anon and femanon having a threesome with a pony
I'm a little pony short and stout
>>15187598I vaguely remember this being mentioned here a long time ago. Must suck that it never came through though.
http://www.santarules.com/the-list/Has your favorite pony been nice?
>>15187602>stallion and femanon playing monkey in the middle with anon
>>15187490and avoiding getting shanked. I bet Diamond Tiara claimed the bed for herself, and then Applebloom climbed in, because it wasn't fair for one person to hog the bed.
>>15187624Eh, at least I've taken an interest in art and music now, which are more respected here.
>>15187567multiple colts domming and breeding femanon
>>15187510>that filenameya got me, i wish all memeforcers were as good as you
>>15187642http://derpibooru.org/501606Damn she got big.
>>15187645goodfanfiction is shit and a waste of time for everyone invoved
>>15187571I'm afraid I don't follow
>>15187642>more of the exact same fat anthro shit from the world biggest loser
>>15187672This is what follows
>>15187670>invovedDoes anyone have the picture of a kid with a white beard eating cereal and laughing?
>>15187673>the world biggest loser>world biggestOh brokenenglishanon never change!
>>15187670Why does 4chan have to shit on everything i love?
>>15187651multiple colts domming and breeding mAnonImagine the shame of being used and abused by a bunch a bunch of colts much younger than you.
>>15187628I'm not AA.My favorite's Applejack and she's also on the Good list.
if you've still got doge in your wallet, you really should dump it now. it's tanking hard.
>>15187727this is just like when it first became a mem
>>15187734She would only save the pets
>>15187727Totally serious question but how stupid are people to not know that currency speculation is always risky and doubly so when there's no central bank to serve as guarantor?It's like people have never heard of what happens when idiots try to dabble in Forex.
>>15187706>colts topping anonshould not unf
Pony handed me the papers confirming your autism
>pony will never place a hoof on your back to bend you over, running another hoof up and down your inner thigh, ignoring your protests
>>15187775about as risky as any other stock exchange, imo
>>15187799Snails got the same comment.
>>15187810That's why kids shouldn't use Facebook
>>15187792Why would pony ignore my prostate?
>>15187820Pony is starting slowly. You'll shut up and obey pony if you know what's good for you.
>>15187825Applebloom is also on the naughty list for doing something terrible to kittens.
>>15187753She's such a nice pone
>>15187839alright alright, calm ur tits
she doesn't look a day over 500
this one gots you all beat
>>15187844>"Applejack! You know how you told me that there's more than one way to skin a cat..."
>>15187628>Jon SnowYou are currently #6105 on Santa's Nice List. Not too shabby considering everyone in the entire world! Keep up the good work!
>gilda will never physically coerce you into giving her a tongue bath>she will never show off her trained human to all her friends
Pony complained that "nothing feels real anymore" and stated that she "wasn't taking the time, anymore" to "show you how she feels" or "show you who she is"
>>15187800Here's his present.
>>15187872Gilda a shit, and if she did that to me, i'd stab her in her sleep
>>15187899to be honest I can fetish to that. plotting to get back at her, getting caught, getting punished...unf
>jailbait nuked both of his tumblr blogs
>you will never snuggle a cute stallion>you will never rub his belly and hear him sigh as he starts unsheathing involuntarily>you will never kiss the back of his neck as you start to fondle his emerging shaft, making him feel nice and cozy
>>15187905one hell of a present
>>15187923Good, he's an emotional unstable cunt.
>>15187867wow, that artist sure loves adventure time
>>15187867It's not her fault! She was just trying to get her cutie mark!
>>15187939I'd rather do that with a cute colt.
Has...has no one done Celestia yet?
>>15187946>Scootaloo will never fall asleep on top of you as the tv turns to static;_;
>>15187986>that terrible feel
>>15187986Good. Rumble deserves her more.Meanwhile, I'll be trying to figure out how to accelerate/reverse aging so Silver Spoon will notice me.
Pone just got kicked off of Apple Dynasty for saying hateful things about unicorns.What do?
>>15187993>you will never feel her soft down feathers as you run your fingers through her wings
>>15187986>rumble falling asleep on top of you as the tv turns to static>his bulge pushing up gently at your lower body
>>15187989I'd get a couple of keys for one of each crate but I'm not really into this year's stuff
>>15188016Fuck it, Rumble is such a player he gets them both./r/equesting Scootaloo/Rumble/Diamond Tiara threesome
>>15187882Last christmas, I gave you my heart.And the very next day, you gave it away.
>>15188019Shave his beard off and use it as pillow filling.
You guys used to be funny. Now you guys are just unfunny.
>>15188022>gently Fuck that, I want that shit to bruise me!
What if timid colt getting triple-teamed by cmc, with pegging?
>>15188025Just kidding apparently someone got hold of the hlds mailing list and faked a notification or some shit
>>15188054Would you stroke his length as he sleeps, his legs kicking in delight?
>artist has folder of their entire works for download>all pics properly labeled, sorted, and dated>regularly updatedas someone with a digital hoarding disease i love this so much
>>15188049welcome to late 2011
>>15188027I use Rumble as my shipping bike. There is not a filly or colt I don't ship him with except Snips and Snails
>>15188021But I want to do that to just about any pegasus.
>>15188064Sounds anal.Hell, I don't even keep track of or save my own shit.
So guys. What are you hoping for 2014?
>>15188064I would never do such a thing.Perhaps in the future and only past a certain "this isn't eye poison" cutoff date.
>>15188062Oh man, would rumble gradually come to expect service, guilting me into sucking him off for hours a night, hinting not so vaguely that he won't be able to sleep without my "help"?
>>15188092I'd like to get better at art. Maybe find a community that I enjoy and where I'm welcome.
>>15188082Maybe even...every pegasus.
What is the purest form of pony pleasure?
>>15188092money to buy a bad dragon toy
>>15188096the first pictures he ever drew is the first folder i looked at. it was all awful horrible shit like you would expect. and even terrible attempts at drawing porn and boobs.but it is inspiring to see and gives hope to people who are feeling bad. i think that was his plan all along.
>>15188125This, except MLPG is still pretty cool IMO. It's just a matter of perspective
>>15188132pleasuring the pony you love
>>15188092To get over my derp-ression and to do all the things I want to know and know I'm capable of doing that being a sadsack has kept me from doing.
>>15188092Dark Souls 2.Can wait for another 2 years of smashing scrubs
I want to make love to Pinkie Pie.
>>15188152>mlpg is still pretty coolhar har har
>>15188132Loving kisses and cozy cuddles
>>15188092A new jobA new drugA new reason to be alive
>>15188132kissing your waifu's clitoris as it's winking
>A new strain of disease causes the Changelings to start dying out.>Celestia does nothing for them.
why do people like loona so much? I mean she's not even green or mint or have a lyre cutiemark
>>15188235Why should she care? It's not her ponies
>>15188241>I mean she's not even green or mintI know, right?
>>15188027Is there enough of him to go around?
>>15188233I still would.
Gilda's paws.Gilda's panties.
>that feel when no tight winking marecunt to pound and flood with hot cum
>this updates after forever>won't update again for months at bestMS, why.
>>15188036The way those back legs curve, from the curve of the back, down the ass and to those long, long legs.Why is it so damn attractive.
mlpg is pretty boring now...and ded
>>15188284>tfw the last time Rarity WAH-HA-HA'd on the show was 7 years ago
>>15188292Gilda stretch her dirty and sweat panties over your cock while she smothers you with her breast.
>>15188055How do you triple team a timid colt? Two in the mouth and one in the butt?
>>15188326no panka don't you have so much to live for!
What if colt train?
>>15188339Gilda jacking you off with a feather boa.
Went to Toys R Us today to find pony cards. Only found boosters. Out of curiosity asked an employee if they had the decks or sets the booster packs say on the back are required to play.Took five minutes to discover they don't have them in their system. Or even the booster packs. They're relatively new still I guess.He looked at the pack, at me, then said "$1.99". I asked if I could do 3 for that price. He agreed.36 pony cards for $6 I found the starter sets at Wal-Mart, of course.
>>15188410>not hiding your power level
>>15188418what's the source of this again
>We're sorry, Gilda cannot be in the show at the moment, she's currently out on a journey of self discovery.
>>15188410i was at toysrus today buying pokemon cards for an actual little kid for a giftand i felt like a massive pedophile still
>>15188423>caring about hiding your powerlevel around people you'll never see again
I want to huff Gilda's smelly strap boots like a stoner hits a bong.
Alcohol is awesome.
>>15188490I wish I could drink alcohol.
>>15188502I wish I could be the pretty mare
Here's the shading. It's not that good but I needed the practice.
>>15188517I wish I could live in an Equestria populated by overly hung stallions, plump, puffy mares and everything inbetween who walk around exposed all day like having cantaloupe sized testes or labia as thick as soda cans is perfectly normal
>>15188517I wish I could be the pretty drunk mare.
>>15188539These cozy scenes always make me a little sad.
Is it so wrong to just want to forcibly take Pinkie Pie and just stuff her in some comfy soft flannel pajamas and hug her all night long to keep away the cold
>>15188539I like it
Streaming Monster in about 45 minutes
>>15188539That's so nice.>>15188559Why's that?
>>15188604I don't know.They're nice still, though.
>>15188666Man of Steel.
>>15188728Or something good.
>>15188735good things are overrated.
beb qeqpep ded
>Pony comes over to play video game>she asks if it's okay to play as a boss character if she sets it to have one life barWat do?
What if pony was in the mood for lewd?
>>15188807but M.Bison is shit pony
>>15188744But I'm bad at art.
Would you a mermare /mlpg/?
>>15188844does she want to
>>15188840saine plsyou have the best dragon sex image on derpibooru
>>15188844And have to carry all those babies in me?They are just a pretty looking version of Chrysalis.
>>15188844Can't I a seapony and be done with it?
>>15188825Pony is always in the mood for lewd.
>>15188856Pff like that's saying anything. I've pretty much stopped drawing entirely because drawing here feels shitty now and drawing exercises are boring.
>>15188878Man. I'm not even lying when I say, I got a boner when she just drank it.
>>15188892Aww, sorry to here that.For the record I like your art.
>>15188892>because drawing here feels shitty nowWhat' is it the fact that no mater what you do someone is going to tell you it's total shit, or the other artists telling you it's total shit and you know ass about anatomy?
>>15188938>that mis-alignment between the throat and neck
>>15188938unf unf undulating unf
>>15188873Only if you shoo her doo.
>>15187628>enter my real name>naughty listB-but...why...
>>15188972>you will never watch pony's cock make that same motion in reverse
>>15188935I honestly don't even know. I never cared before when people said my art was shitty. It kind of felt crappy when artists were trying to help me and I didn't know how to react but that wasn't really it either.I don't really know what the problem is. The only reason I'm here now is because I'm sloshed.
>>15188995It's just a random generator. You can literally retry over and over until you get a good one.
>>15189009But that's cheating! That'll make me even naughtier!
>pone gives you one chance to be naughty
>>15189006Maybe you are just in a rut. That happens sometimes, maybe winter depression is taking hold.
>>15189006What happened was it got to you.Everybody thinks they'll be Mr. Thick Skin but even skin of stone can be chipped away.
>>15189006>The only reason I'm here now is because I'm sloshed.That's the only reason most of us are here.Unload on us, brother, neither of us will remember it.
>>15189065Nice try pony...I'm onto you, and I am not getting coal this year!
>>15189066Like, even if I got any better by practicing art and stuff I'll just get back and people will still be like: "it's shit" so I don't have much motivation. I've been having trouble waking up before 4pm lately.>>15189077Thanks brother. <3
>>15189077>unload on usunf
>>15188892>I've pretty much stopped drawing entirely because drawing here feels shitty now and drawing exercises are boring.faggot
>>15189125Well, there are a lot of people who like art but don't comment. And someone always says something is shit. It kinda sounds like you got the winter blues, try taking some Vitamin D. I start taking 10,000iu at the start of winter to help fend it off.
Pony should hips
>>15189125So, would you rather draw here and get little comments, or /mlp/ and get flooded with so much cock sucking you quit just to get away from it?And that is literally what is happening out there, too many fanboys.
>tfw I'll never be the slutty and busty satyr
>>15189214I don't need people sucking my dick or anything. I can deal with a couple of comments or just drawing for the people hanging out in streams with me. I just wish I actually felt like I was getting better and I don't. Mlpg was just rubbing it in my face.
http://derpibooru.org/501606Too big or not too big enough?
>>15189237Yep, those hips.
>>15189238>tfw i'll never be the happy and functional member of society
>>15189251Sounds like you are letting shitposters get to you man.
>>15189258too big. very much too bigalso>no hooves
>>15189251>I just wish I actually felt like I was getting better and I don't.You can't measure progress in real-time.
>>15189258The panties? I don't see how they'd get around the leg in the first place.
>>15189276I wish I could measure art in alcohol.
>>15189258The entire thing is fucking disgusting
>you will never feel pony's belly bulge against yours as you stuff them full of girthy cock
pony should pony pony
>>15189295well if by some miracle you do decide to stram, I'll be sure to be in there 'cause I'm drunk as FUCK
>>15189295If you can't art or something.You have not measured your alcohol.
>>15189365I love you anon.Man when I'm drunk everything feels awesome. I get more sensitive to tactile feedback. I just like touching things when I'm drunk.
WE MONSTER STRAM NOWhttp://derpy.me/fnhw3Come and watch, people!
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidstreaming the second matrix movie, you guys missed drunk aggy
>>15189403>Drunk Saine petting a pony>"Saine quit it I'm trying to read.">"So soft, like a pony or something."
>>15189407>>15189428>Competing stramsWell shit
>>15189436All the cool kids watch both
>>15189403atleast you get pretend friends who suck your dick for art.i just here and hope for a laugh
>>15189432>A drunk saine will never pet you
>>15189403Touch your tablet and feedback some arts.Saine, you are a just beating yourself up, man, I love seeing you draw.
>>15189436it's not a competition, it's a coincidence
>>15189447whoops forgot my hat
Oh look, Saine is tapping into his "I'm bisexual" ace card to get some sympathy from the more showllow anons of the thread; no surprise here
>>15189444God, you're the one who sounds drunk. >>15189485I also get really horny when I'm drunk.
>>15189485Oh calm down, MSOB, just keep drawing those massive tits you will never get to touch.
>>15189485nigga, how is being bisexual and ace card? i like the dick and the vag, doesn't mean i'm trying to impress anyone
>>15189432Oh man I would get endless enjoyment and amusement out of annoying ponies like that.ENDLESS
>>15189499i never drink
>>15189512Very much yes. >>15189517I'm really drunk, it's okay I'm drunk enough for us.
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidstreaming the matrix reloaded, or revolution, whichever is the second one
Really kind of thinking about deleting my Tumblr.
>We'll never get a song as good as Smile song
>>15189529>deletingthis shit is giga-hitler.i get ditching it but if you posted art your just removing stuff from the internet
Reminder that filters are your friend
>>15189529Don't do it, You'll regret it in the morning. I'm drunk, you can trust me.
>>15189529anon that is a bitch move and you really shouldn't
>>15189515but you're also irrelevant with your stream spamming that no one watches others than the odd anon watching out of sympathy
>>15189554DRUNK STRAM SAINE, PZL
>>15189552I wish i could filter hatanon
Pony said the thread was beb, and that you were all losers
>you will never make pone's lewdest dreams come true
>>15189600Pony, lets cuddle.>>15189574No, time to play Starbound with my friends.
>>15189620Pony told you to suck some cyanide
If we work togetherHelping Twilight win the crown
>>15189643Just because I'm drunk, doesn't mean I'm stupid.>>15189648The best
>>15189529do itnot like it matters
Good Night MLPG
>>15189666Pony said the taste does wonders for the palette
Pony doesn't pick her nose, she has a boy for that
>>15189710Are made of this. Who am I disagree
>>15189721go play Terraria 1.1Ponyville will be safe while your gone
>>15189748Is egg juice.
>>15189748It's diarhea 10 hours before it's digested>tfw milk intolerance>tfw eggs don't make it any better
God I wish I had a girl/boyfriend when I'm drunk. The feel of just exploring another's body would feel amazing. I want to just touch somebody and feel close when I feel like this.
>>15189741What happened to Twilight's cutiemark?
>>15189762I'll be your boyfriend, saine
>>15189533Amy is writing this season so there's a shot
>>15189762Drunk cuddles are heavenly.god i miss them
>>15189762>being this much of an attentionwhore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXu2IDaNgfsthis is great album when you are drunk and alone
>>15186027Toki Tori 2 is 75% in a flash sale at the moment. Dunno if it's any good, but if anyone IS getting it I've got a coupon for another 37 cents off you can have.
>>15189762I was sad for a second, now i'm just really peeved
Pony spoke of a time when the thread wasn't beb, and her eyes sparkled in the light
>>15189762Saine, please, just slow down.
>>15189780They are absolutely the best. Drunk cuddles are worth having an abusive relationship for.>>15189770I'd warm you up love <3>>15189769<3>>15189792FUCK YOU Honesetly I don't care, you can go suck yourself, you're the kind of people who ruin mlpg.
>and people wonder why we don't like saine
>>15189822Oh look, someone stole Saine's name.
>>15189822Saine what the fuck are you doing
>>15189827>implying it's really him
Oh boy, lets alll suck Saine's theoretical cock some more. I sure hope he draws us something terrible to justify his grade-school tier behavior.. What a great CONTRIBUTOR he is
I wanna dance with somebody.I wanna feel the heat of somebody.
>>15189758>>15189761>egg juice and diarhea
>>15189831Oh no, someone hacked his...name.
>>15189831>>15189834 I'm being drunk. Who the fuck cares anymore.
>>15189843You were saying
/mlp/ Rule #3>Topics must be show-related. When discussing people, they must be associated with the show and not the fandom.
>>15189874You sure saved the general with your amazing screen cap.
>>15189855>We let MSOB literally chase away an artist.>And praised him after.I'll allow it, but keep it civil!
>>15189846SHITPOSTING ABOUT SHITPOSTING IS STILL SHITPOSTING, BITCHANON
>>15189881you spelled MLPG wrong
>>15189880you're damn right I have, especially with all these reports
>>15189874So, I report your post too?On top of that but for announcing reports?
>>15189881>tfw no more CDM
lets get back on topic
>>15189846Pff as if I contribute anymore. I may as well just be a shitposter. What's the difference anyway anymore?
Pony proposed that you have no idea what you're talking about
>>15189881We did what now. I want to say I don't believe it but...
>>15189919I miss him already. I don't even know what MSOB's art looks like anyway.
>>15189907Go to bed.
>>15189919"boy I sure do love tumblr style skype drama" -No One Ever
POST A COMPLETELY RANDOM IMAGE FROM YOUR PONE FOLDER
>>15189919Nasse didn't leave.Stop talking about it.
>>15189907There's no difference. Ponies is dead, the fandom and the hype are dead, MLPG is dead, and /mlp/ is being deleted after the new year. Just live it up, there's less than 15 regular posters in MLPG anymore and we're coasting through the end of days.
>>15189946like 90% of my saved pics are of colgate, so...
>>15189852We're just messing with ya, pank.It's eggs and nog.
>implying MLPG isnt dead?>Implying MLPG isnt dead
>>15189947Nasse is pretty nice. I kind of liked him a lot but ne stopped talking to me after a while.
>>15189932ridiculous inflation tits with no regard to gravity
>>15189966well no wonderOnline relationships are fleeting and best and both of you are flakes
Why aren't you a hairnomancer?
>>15189974Well he lives in Germany or something right? I don't think it would work out.
>>15189983Because I'm a fashionmancer.
>>15189964Pone really enjoy their belly r- wait a second.
>>15189983Her mane looks so pretty like that.
>>15189998I'm a higher level fashionmancer.
MSOB really made Nasse SOB!
>>15189959How do you even manage that? Unless you have like, only 50 images or something.
>>15190019that shit eating grin is a shit eating grin
>>15189947It looks like he did in that cap, faggot.
>>15190031I have 265 pictures of colgate. I don't save as many images as most people I guess.
>>15189940>"BAWW STOP SHOWING THE REST OF THE BRONIES HOW FUCKED UP WE ARE!"
>>15190064I have a little over 2 gigs of pone. I usually only save some of the better pics.
>>15190067Seriously anon, no one gives a shit. Go rant in /mlp/ or something you whiny baby.
>>15190086>go rant in /mlp/He probably already does, or it's some fag from the steamchat trying to troll again.
>>15190067Dont you have a community manager to be crying about?
>>15190108Is she okay?
>>15190086>>15190086So we just allow bullies to dictate who can draw what now?Because apparently, MSOB is the god of anatomy.With his impossible boobs and man face.
>>15190119>Spike about to get crushed by 6 human butts
>>15190113She is the best she has ever been - she is about to give birth
>>15190119oh gosh that fluttershy
>>15189946Okay here you go
>>15190126For some reason, this particular javelin throw is perfect
>>15190138At least FiM season 4 isn't as bad as Community S4 so far.
She's gonna blow!!
>>15190125>so we just allow bullies to dictate who can draw what nowNo, we fucking don't. We are not the keepers of the artists, faggot, they act on their own accord. What do you expect us to do? Go full lejun on anyone that criticizes someone?>bulliesWhat are you, 5?
>>15190161What is she gonna blow?
You guys are too easy :^)
>>15190161Dash is so adorable.
>>15190150That thing's from around S2 I think. MLPG has been pretty baseline whatever whenever I popped back in over the course. Actually pretty nice, currently, all things considered.But yeah, glad that S4's been good so far.
>>15190164>What are you, 5?Oh sorry, forgot to use the proper terminology!He was being a Parasprite!
>>15190157is there a version without the boop?
What how could this happen? I missed a shitposting storm! It's always entertaining to see.So pussyfaggots are deleting tumblrs and going away.Saine lost his mind and pulling a BCSKraut is some how back and made steam group angry?SB is still off to the side jacking off hoping soneone will like him.Anything else I missed?
>>15190164I bet you voted for Romney
>>15190201I bet YOU voted Ron Paul.
>>15190164So suck MSOB's cock harder I think he needs it.
>>15190199/mlp/ is getting deleted in 2014
>>15190199MSOB chased off Nasse
>>15190202Thumbnail artifacting makes it obvious. You need a png of the right size.Or just do something where it grows a cock after you click the spoiler.
>>15190213Link or tits or gtfo.
>>15190177Yup, she's always had the cutest facial expressions, and animations.
>>15190243This is cute? She's not even doing anything
>>15190188Probably, but this is all I have saved in that vein.
>>15190246>>15190246>>15190246It's that time of night!
>>15190252She doesn't need to!
I LOVE PINKIE PIE
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>15192063Princess Twily is a slut. What do you say about that?