A splendid morning to all! Now is the time to raise the sun, as is proper for the daytime! And then we shall celebrate the day in the traditional manner with the traditional festivities! Lift up your hearts and be merry!Well, we believe the test run went rather swimmingly, wouldst not thou agree?>>15055999Previous thread.
Pony should human human>>15061314>filenameI agreeMan, luna would ham that up though
>>15061358Would you really want to?
>First episode after the premiere leaks>No leaks at all afterwardsJESUS HASBRO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
>>15061314I would cuddle so hard with princess luna
>>15061388No. He seems so out of place in this universe. Put him in another show, or save him for Twilight older brother rape fanfics
>>15061389maybe discovery will get new it peoplenah
repostingif i can't get star trek, what's another show i can stream each saturday? i was thinking maybe the jojo anime?
>>15061314Superior night pony coming through.
Pony apologized for the cunt at reception
>>15061412I think the problem with Shiny and Cadence is that they're too serious when compared to the other characters. Outside of the wife toss they never really get a chance to be silly like everyone else does. That could be why a lot of people liked them in the comic because it was just those two (mainly Shiny) doing silly things and also getting more character.
>>15061443I'd a baby Gilda off a cliff
NEW HORSENEW REQUESTS
GIGANTIC PONY BONER
>>15061433I second this.
>>15061418Seconding >>15061433 or Pani Poni Dash
>>15061457you mean like everypony else does
>>15061465I don't remember you posting the old requests?
>>15061465Chrysalis drooling acid onto something
>>15061465Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon giving Mac a makeover
>>15061465Draw a pony or ponies trying to figure out how to fly a space ship
>>15061465Scootertooter being a pretty filly.
>>15061433that sounds okay, but honestly i'd prefer something a bit more sci fiis it just a slice of life high school thing? or is it more interesting?
"Look at this shit, Where in the fuck is the lawn guy?"
>>15061422It'd be really neat if Nightmare Rarity got some kind of animated appearance on the show.
>>15061521It's slice of life comedy at a very strange school for delinquentsThe dub is hysterical IMO
>>15061521Well, it has a robothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gFNhbGaVFI
>>15061472Since you cannot control your horse boners in class
>The GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE is your pony waifu!
>>15061521It looks like a slice of life, but in reality its an absurd comedy that is really non-sequetorial. It also makes fun of a lot of anime tropes. Just watch the first episode.
>>15061535What if season 5 is adaptations of the comic?
my dick twitches..there is a disturbance somewhere..
>>15061559>>15061545>>15061551okay i trust you guys, that's the backup in the event i can't get str trek
>>15061561be kind of weird since the comics take place anywhere stretching from post s2 to during s4
>>15061557> The only time Trixie shows much affection, she gets absolutely slobberingly arousedI did not know I had this fetish.
>>15061557No she's not
>>15061568Of course there is.
Daily reminder than mlpg is cancerous circlejerking shit. you dont need a general for the show on a board about the show
>>15061529"And then i was like 'but i'm a fucking owl, how am i supposed to move all this shit?' and she just laughed and said 'you're so silly, Owlolicious' then went to go read another one of her books.""Like, i don't even know man. Am i her pet or her assistant? What the fuck is Spike? What the fuck are you? Are you like Fluttershy's estranged lover, or some random bunny she happens to like more than the others?""I don't know man.... i just have so many questions, and it seems like i was shoehorned into this whole thing. They think it's cool if they just give me an episode and now all of a sudden i'm part of the crew, but i'm not. I'm just a random owl, trying to make a living."
Applejack seems like a hard worker but in reality shes very very lazyShe's always passing the buck!
>>15061482My mistake.Speaking of Shiny and Taffymane: What if they were to get an episode focused on them? Obviously it'd be nothing like the comic, but do you think they show could have an entertaining episode focused on these two?
>>15061611Those legs/hips are the size of her torso.
>>15061627I'd like to have an episode where they both forget their anniversaryThose tend to be fun
>>15061614Whos circle are we jerking?
>>15061614Chill out, guyAnd post ponies
>>15061627I'd much prefer Cadance. I had enough of Shining Armor being useless in the wedding episode, and i feel like he's the one bringing her down
>>15061641We were jerking the gold one, but Daring Do broke it.
Eh heh heh, why are you not all breeding, s-sugarcube?
>stupid fucks who are depressed over how fat they are>so they take anti-depressants that make them fatter
Pone wants to be the man tonight
>>15061654fugg off, you said we all get a 15 minute smoke break, the fucks it look like we're doing?
>>15061654> sugarcube> TwilightThis makes me so mad
>>15061614little king john pls gowe don't want your potato knishes here
>you will never sit and ponywatch in the park
>>15061659Fine.But I have a headache.
>>15061661>tfw Tess is dead 5ever
star trek is not workingdownloading cromartie highhttp://derpy.me/agathoidcome watch the colony
MOVE OVER TWILIGHT
>>15061675>>15061678But just imagine the way she walks. Those gigahips swaying side to side...
>>15061700M y D I I I I I CKKKKK
>>15061627Naw. The show focuses on the main 6, that's why they're the main 6. It might be neat to have them around more but I don't think that's going to happen.>>15061650It's funny, I think I have the complete opposite opinion>uselessThat wife javelin tho
>>15061700I think I'm going to faint.
>>15061640>Cadance and Shining Armor revive a gift in the mail>Its from Twilight! Inside is a gift and a card saying shes happy for their happy celebration>"Celebration?" Shining Armor re reads this like five times. What day is today? Oh crap, is it Cadance's birthday?! No wait, it can't be. Did she get promoted? I don't see how, princesses are the top. Oh darn it all, shes going to kill me oh crap oh crap oh crap>The whole time during this inner monologue hes keeping an impassive happy face>"Oh, how sweet of your sister to do this.">"Yes. I agree.">"I guess we....better get going then, yeah?">"A-after you, my love.">Cadence slowly leads them outside>Inside her head>Oh crap oh crap oh crap
>>15061486most of drawfags never post the requests
>>15061640I always thought Cadence was the weakest link between the two. I honestly cannot see her doing anything with Shiny present. >>15061640That'd be neat. >>15061706Spike and the CMC have had multiple episodes, though.
>>15061719hey SB you drinking? I am
>>15061705Can't Decide if it's My War
>>15061713>loves his nan
>>15061699where do i punch it?
MY SHINY TEETH THAT SPARKLE
>>15061650Perhaps there'll just be an episode where Shining Armor just tosses Cadance around. And then tosses his sister too.
a very subtle fart, quiet and long
>>15061738In the cunt.So anywhere.
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming the colony, post apocalyptic horror flick come watch
>>15061742>These are all indicators that your little pony has a nose cold and needs rest
>>15061758a beautiful heart, faithful and strong
>>15061742Soft Cuddly Stallions
>>15061713I should draw Hobo, she needs the love.What should she be doing?
>>15061705>>15061711No matter where she goes or what she wears, those hips always stick out. She's self-conscious about it, so you aren't going to stare, right?
>>15061774a beautiful Mother Russia faithful and Skronk
>>15061781W-wouldn't stare really butI'd be lying if I said I didn't notice
>>15061771>you will never nurse pony back to health with warm broth, bed rest, tender snuggles, deepthroat blowjobs, passionate anal sex, and loving kisses
pony just used the last of the toilet paper roll and didn't replace itwhat do?
>>15061780How about getting lucky and finding a good blanket?http://askahobopony.tumblr.com/
>>15061793When the doctor prescribed fuilds thats not what they meant!
>>15061793what about tender blowjobs and deepthroat snuggles?
>>15061799>http://askahobopony.tumblr.com/>posted 1 year ago
>>15061793You're just going to catch the pony's cold if you do that
>>15061804Only if accompanied by bedrest and plenty of orgasms
>>15061793>>15061771Time for a check up~
>all this gayfor what purpose
>>15061793I don't think I could handle blowjobs. I could jerk him off, though.
>>15061810what about passionate anal broth?
>>15061809But humans can't catch pony coldsAlso he finds it soothing and relaxing
>>15061819We could always talk about mares we likelike
>>15061789It makes her feel like a freak. All the other ponies don't have such huge hips and thighs...
>>15061818Friendly reminder that their voices are ugly
>>15061838She might research reduction surgeryI guess
>>15061828I don't know where you studied magical ponies, but whoever told you that is a liar.
How would Celestia deal with kebab ponies? Would she remove them like Serbia, or invite more of them like Sweden?
>>15061875But why would pony lie to me about that?
ITS IMPORTANT TO PRACTICE GOOD HYGEINE
>>15061860A woman with an impregnation fetishIS MY FUCKING FETISH
Reminder: Cuddling is essential to healthy pony growth and development.
>>15061899Pinkiejack. All of the exuberance of Ponko and the amazing toned muscle of the Jackinator.
>>15061883Maybe that pony wants you to be sick so he/she can take care of you.
>>15061899Dash doesn't make any sense, her hair just got longer. She should have a look of cluelessness on her face or something
>>15061899That Twirity is very pretty.
LUNA MICRO WHEN?
>>15061942we need the other 3 now>>1506195118th
>>15061961Maybe I should.And then combine the two megafusions to get one ultimate pony.
Pony is afraid of the Skinwalker she saw in the forest.
Which of these ponies is the worst at cuddling?>>15061986And all the lesser ones in the various combinationsLike flutterpie with rarijack
>>15061961> Dash/Rarity fusionWhat would her name be, "Dashing Dress"?
>>15062005that fucking picturemy sides
>>15062005This could conceivably go on forever. Crossing fusions with fusions, or fusions with normal ponies, or fusions with megafusions, or aaaaaaaa
>>15062021>>15061986and thenyou should combine the gigafusionwith voltron
>>15062038It's basic dialectics
>>15062041>"And I shall form the head!"-Anon
>$300So I'm guessing I should get in on this
>>15062038there is a finite number of combinations with a finite number of ponies
If your waifu fuses with another pony are you cheating on your waifu?
>>15061806This makes me way more sad than it really should.
>>15062064Rarity fusing with Elusive
>>15062061>The Art of Fun, by Pinkie PiePRONKO PAN CONFIRMED FOR TACTICAL GENIUS
>>15062062Maybe, but that number would be awfully big, right? Or am I just bad at math?
Alicorns=top capitalists/politicians?Unicorns=bourgeois/aristocrats/noblespegasus=soldiers/warrior class?earth ponies=proletariat/working class?
>>15062099It's on ebay for $300
>>15062073Would anything even happen?
>>15062097Seems pretty on. Cows/donkeys are the lumpen-proletariat.
>>15062097Yes.Mud pony dumb. Mud pony shit. You want apple? Here bomb, fuk u.
>>15062108JesusJust the card, or is it a custom foil or something?
>>15062113Something AMAZING happens
>>15062097We have earth ponies running governments though
>>15062125That's a "male"?
>>15062121Just the cardhttp://www.ebay.com/itm/121234691646
>>15062125This is making me feel things I don't really understand.
>>15062129In positions that are actually significant?
>>15062129Maybe she's secretly a unicorn. Wouldn't be the first detail about herself she's hidden.
>>15062151shhhh-shshJust go with it
>>15062151Would you rim his perfect ponut?
>>15062143Fucking brownies, private...
>>15062165Seeing as there's an alicorn princess residing in ponyville, I dont think she holds much actual political power
>>15062187Mayor Mare can pull in Celestia to a private meeting by simple request.
>>15061951>>15061919Why does Luna attract the creepy shits?
>>15062187Does Twilight even want to be mayor, though? If she wanted power, surely she could have more of it elsewhere.
>>15062214because of you
>>15062211so can any of the elements of harmony, i'm guessing
>>15062211Thats because Celestia likes to fuck with the simple mud ponies.
>>15062168I would probably do anything he wanted me to, honestly
>>15062094Okay, so I just did some looking around, this is all covered in a branch of mathematics called "combinatorics"But the important number is that there are 95,827 combinationsThe exact calculation needed is in the email field
Who was it that tried to make a pone card game and got a C&D from Hasbro?
>>15062230That's not nice, that's like teasing retards.
>>15062238To quote Bart Simpson, you don't want to know how far I'd go.
>>15062238I bet he's a subby bitch. Wearing panties and socks just for you.
>>15062251>95,827ABORT, ABORTTHAT'S TOO MUCH PONY
>>15062266I remember people trying to make pony MTG getting a C&D, but not an original oneIt might have happened though, my memory is shit
>>15062251pfff is that all?I could do that in an hour!
>>15062220I dunno, my headccanon is only the princesses hold any actual political power and mayor mare is probably just like a local access to the government, away from canterlot
>>15062266Wasn't that LK?
>>15062251>>15062288wait fuck, I did my math wrongahhhhI plugged in for (6!/n!)(6-n)! and it should be 6!/(n!*(6-n)!)
>tfw no art of princess twilght abusing her new status
>>15062298what has LK been doing anyway?
>>15062314there is fanfic about that if you care at all
>>15062315Making something of his life with the rare drawing pone.
>>15062283Socks like this?http://i.imgur.com/yiiIG1J.pngI'd prefer if he were the dominant one, but man, I could go either way.The Things I would do to this horse
>>15062288>>15062311>>15062251Okay, after checking out my math again the correct number of combinations is 63that's it
>>15062349Just like this darling.
Fuse the horses
>publish a fetishfic on fimfiction two weeks ago>almost 3k views>favorited daily>already has a copycat ficI don't know if I should feel sickened or flattered.
>>15062314define: abusing her status>>15062352Well, that doesn't seem nearly so bad! Still a lot of pone, though.
>>15062365I know Trixie and Sunset Shimmier, but who is that purple one on the top?
>>15062365>Princes Skyla.>The ultimate formnksjaunus west
>>15062385Spike the unicorn
>>15062378No, this is a trick.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/97075/snakity
>>15062402Anon pls post the actual link
>>15062374well why did you right it if you didnt want people to read it?its like porn artists bitching that people fap to there work.
>>15062417She looks so proud of herself.
What do you think the fandom will be like in 20 years?
>>15062418Rut me like a bitch in heat.Turn me into a mare.
>>15062453Hopefully there won't be one in 20 years or it will have moved on to G5.
>>15062453Look at star trek
>>15062417>extreeme sketchiinggThe first thing I thought of was foreskin restorationTHE FIRST THINGI need to get off the fuckin' Internet.
>>15062453Probably just as dumb as it is now.
>>15062480I really don't think the Star Trek and My Little Pony fandoms are anywhere on the same level.
>>15062491>implying looks even matterPIGS IN HUMAN CLOTHINGALL OF YOU
>>15062489You're right. They're much worse.
>>15062491Thanfully I wear a fedora so everyone knows I'm classy and care about my looks
>>15062460I can't take it
Pony is in heat and asked if you could come over to her house
Is anyone ordering that Collectible Card Game cards Enterplay is going to release in a few days?I'm abandoning all hopes and doing it anyway, but I'm interested to see.
>>15062557I'm waiting to see how the finished product plays out with people.
>>15062554...I can do that
>>15062554Sure, I'll bring some ice cream.
>>15062554d-does she need me to fix her desk fan?
>pony just <___>lol, is this the birth of an epic new meme? : /\ )
>>15062577she says she needs you to fix something else
>>15062588I would boop that butt.
>>15062554Sure, I'll bring some ice packs.
>>15062557I think the only thing standing between it and success as a card game is the STEEP initial learning curveIt really is a fun game, but I'm afraid that some will be put off by the initial shock of it's complexityI still think it'll sell well though, probably better then the trading cards.
Out of the new episode, comic #14, and the Luna micro, what are you looking forward to most this week?
>>15062606It's somewhat similar to Magic from first impressions, which could definitely turn off the casual community.It also doesn't help that the videos posted on Youtube from the organizers themselves do a piss-poor job of explaining things.
>>15062620Pony is disgusted at the suggestion. She doesn't want you to come over anymore.
>>15062597Her windows? Hot air can come in through the house if not properly insulated.
>>15062606Enterplay did say they had a simplified rules system for young players, but I haven't seen anything for that yet.
>>15062635o-okayi'll come anyway and rape her
>>15062651Pony just called the pony police
How is Krabb still so bad at art?
>>15062639I can't wait for someone to create a simulator for this game.
Which pony would you be unable to control yourself just picking up and hugging?
>>15062655the more the merrier
>>15062673All but Twist.
>>15062673I'm pretty sure that's molestation.
>>15062686But Twist is cute
Fuck yes new keyboardnow I can shitpost at at least 3 TIMES THE SPEED
>>15062707But I don't want to pick up and hug her. I don't want to associate with her at all
>>15062700Only on our messed up planet.
>>15062673Pinkie and Sweetie Belle, but if any of them did something cute I'd probably be unable to resist.
>>15062716I am certain if you started picking up and hugging random ponies you would be sent to pony jail.
>>15062729Or they'd just hug you back.Maybe even give you a kiss on the cheek.
>>15062714More hugs for me
>>15062703woops, meant for >>15062673>>15062745>editting out my name
Pony couldn't resist and picked you up to hug you.
>>15062762File a lawsuit against pony for sexual harassment and attempted cuddle-rapehope you rot, criminal scum
Anyone else notice how Applebloom fans are like Applejack fans? You never see them do anything. You kind of forget they exist sometimes. It's kind of weird.
>>15062760Don't worry, you're still her husbando
hey what ever happened to AppleDandid he die yet
>>15062783ignore Applejack, Rarity strong.
>>15062762How did pony pick me up? Wouldn't it be easier to just stand on her hind legs and give me a hug? That's very sweet of pony, though.
>>15062745So if I made it to Equestria I could hug all the ponies and not get in trouble? Could I hug Rumble?
>>15062800Fluttershy go get your friend Rainbow Dash and let's have a 3-way cuddle
>>15062784bet you won't edit out this one!>>15062800i can sleep happily nowgoodnight
>>15062807It's simple, pony just lifted you up.
>>15062760Oh man you better call the internet police for editing anything of yours!
>>15062801He's in the steamchat pretty often.In fact, he's in there right now.
What is the best pony size?
>>15062823anon he clearly doesn't care about his artHe just claims right to the yellow one
>>15062826call him a fag for not drawing horses
I've been waifuing yellow since day 1Of season 1
>>15062819That's where you're wrong.
>>15062839Any size of pony is perfect.
GUESS WHO JUST FOUND THE BEST CHRISTMAS SWEATER
>>15062854>He edited the whole thing.OH MY GOOOOOOOD
>>15062839I'm partial to small pones. That way they're easy to pick up and squeeze.
>>15062823>>15062844i didn't draw that picture though>>15062854dang, I've been bestedhere's your filthy money
>>15062864>you will never be that Rudolph
>>15062839imperial emperor class battleship
>>15062877No need, I continue to waifu her to this day.
Ah can't wait for mah episode!
I hope blue pony and butter pony share an episode this season
>>15062852Same with purple but I only started ponying around when S2 started.The weeks before MMC up till a month or so after EqG was interesting.
>>15062883but how would you hug her?
>>15062908I want them to mix it up and do less-liked pairings, like Fluttershy and AJ.
>Fake Fallout site said shit was going on in Boston.>Actual leak sets new Fallout game in Boston.
>>15062908Rainbow Dash does bring up a good point
does mlpg know any happy horse/poner movies? or alternately what movie does mlpg want to watch?
>>15062933You are joking right? We knew bethesdapicked boston since early 2013.
>>15062941National Lampoon's Christmas Holiday
>>15062941Spirit?The Last Unicorn?
>>15062941Tokyo Godfathers. It's not about horses, but it's a good movie.
WHERE THE GRASS IS WHATS FOR DINNER
>>15062947Where's her dick?
>>15062956we watched spirit, but isn't the last unicorn sad?
>>15062969It has a happy ending though.
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
>>15062967AND BRONIES HANG OUT TOO!We were so young, so naive
>>15062954This is going to be awkward after the whole bombing fiasco in Boston.
What do you call Pinkie Pie while juggling babgpipes?It doesnt matter, we'll all die some day
>>15062968you can't post that on a christian website
>>15062982Because file related.
>>15062982Just get on the fucking train.
>>15062982because it's all a dream
>>15062984Twist, I've seen you eat mayonnaise straight from a jar. It's disgusting.
>>15063001NOT THAT KIND OF TRAIN
Anyone remember that greentext about mlpg dying and monitors going dark all around Marker?
>>15063025>monitors going dark all around Marker?marker is not for sad.
>>15063028No...but it can be a bong.
>>15062947tfw no qt3.14 sunn bat gf
>>15063033Are you for sale?
what happy movie would mlpg like to watch? maybe something traditionally animated by dreamworks?
>>15063037>>15062968Ya'll know they're both dudes right
>>15063044I'm not a boop silly.
>>15062982because why not?
>>15063056Dreamworks didn't do a lot of traditional, like Prince of Egypt and El Dorado, right?
>>15063066Y'know, I still haven't seen that.I really should get around to that.
>>15063083You really shouldn't
>>15063059>"Huhu, he only LOOKS like a mare!"Who fucking let /d/ in the bat cave?
>wikipedia is progressively making their banner ads more and more annoyingfuck.
>>15063080okay, maybe just some traditionally animated happy stuff then
>>15063091It's got some good music
>>15063075Suuure, you aren't.
Bat should Bat Bat
>>15063100STREAM SHREKFUCK TRADITIONAL ANIMATION
>>15063102it really doesnt
>>15063105I can't believe Marker's favorite thing to do is to punch people in the face.
would mlpg want to watch the secret of nimh?>>15063118tempting, though if i did it would just be the first one
>>15063108Oh no! Anon got kicked out of the game!Apparently he was caught corking his bat!
>>15063094Are you seriousI mean the whole reason they made him was to be an accidental trap
>>15063095This fundraising, the begging is getting to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
Your favorite pony wants to kiss you.
>>15063127It's her only attack.
>>15063139Why contain it?s'cool
>>15063059>has all mare features>NAH HE'S A DUDENot even real traps work like that
>>15063130get real sick of this shit[spoie]r is driving me bats!
>>15063128I love shrek 1i'd watch
>shrekchan is still online
>>15063143It's super effective!
>>15063108OH SHIT BATS TRYING TO HUMANSHE'S EATING MY FAAAACE
>>15063158>>15063150Dark Pones3 more months
>>15063135And that's /d/ level bullshit.Fuck, it's so autistic not even WE would do something that retarded....
>>15063169Anon we've been over thisit's called a KISS
>>15063168And it appears to be active......
>>15063185>take Rainbow Dash out>it's going pretty well>lean in to seal the deal >"Are you trying to EAT ME?"
>>15063182So hyped.I really hope they smooth out PvP. That shit was redonk in DaS. If you didn't twink, you were going to lose.
>>15063197I think /mlp/ raped it with porn not too long ago.
>>15063146Bronies...not even once.
>>15063183You can thank /mlp/ for that one.
>>15063182 who else is buying it day one
>>15063142I reject herLike every living thing
>>15063210so pony has a fetish for being prey?
>>15063183>not even WE would do something that retarded.Coughcough
>>15063211>If you didn't twink, you were going to lose
>>15063220I'm getting it day 1 when it releases for PC
>>15063211If you've looked at the beta, rolling and attack speed is now a gradually slower rather than having different cutoffs.
You heard it here firstYou're a casual if you like celestia
>>15063251What in the world
>>15063236isnt that ll on the same day?
>>15063270not actually being eaten, just being preygets off to fear of a predator
>>15063283i think soso hype
>>15063251>sa.jpgnoplease noI'm having flashbacks
>>15063283Nope, PC version launches at the end of March, two weeks after the console versions.
>>15063211Its always going to be like thatAlthough armor has requirements now, and pyromancy is a part of sorceries so will scale off int and won't be able to do 800 damage on a sl1Still though, none of that was really a problem in DaS once you kind of knew what you were doing
>>15063263That's good, I like this ponyLook at how cute she is
>>15063298hahah SUCK IT PC MUSTARD RACERS which is what i would say if we were on /v/
>>15063288Is this why Dash and Gilda were so close?
>>15063335Griffons do eat horses in greek mythology.
>>15063263What if I like all the ponies?
>>15063346and yet hippogriffs were offspring of griffons and horses
I hated Dark Souls, I felt that the effort put into that game could of been put into a much better ARPG.
>>15063335it'd be the same with humans and ponies
>>15063406Please, we aren't predators at all~
>>15063387i played it for about 3 minutes on PC and could not stand the controls
>>15063406>>15063383Making half-breed offspring?
>Your phone plays a loud BEEP BEEP BEEP as pony is backing up>She's staring at you in shock on the verge of tears
>mlpg steam chat
>>15063424Yeah PC version is pretty ass without a 360 controller and the high res mods.
>>15063440Glad they're keeping it the fuck there.
>>15063419I-it's okay, maybe I want to see what being hunted is like
MLPGHORSEPONE ELITISM SECRET CLUB
>>15063424Pc version is unplayable without an xbox controller. It's really a godawful port.
>>15063434Laugh and slap her on the ass
>>15063322Yet you said it anyway
oh boy here we go
>>15063455Glad you're a sperglord.
>>15063467>A magical place.Set the ants and arm the bouncer.
>>15063467I don't like horsepone, I like ponepone
Do any of you rascals have a good quality streaming link to the last episode?I wish to get my horses on.
>>15063462You have two hours to hide.>Sexual hide and seek.Fucking brain, stop.
>>15063462Pony gets off to being chased.
>>15063511Especially since humans are the endurance kings of the animal world. Pone may run faster, but sooner or later she'll be so exhausted from running that she'll collapse onto the ground while human casually strolls up beside her.Pone realizes there's no escape and she likes it
>>15063527Damn nigga, do you even yayponies?
>>15063527You just go to youtubeOr to mlpg.co/linkboardAnd then you find them yourselfIn less than a minute
>>15063536Then she gets it rough, right.
>>15063251Good grief I should've stopped but I just kept readingI was in an online relationship when I was younger and it turned out she was actually a pre-op MtF transI tried to keep it going anyway because I was young and stupid and it was the only time anyone had ever shown me any loveI'm not proud of it but I just had to let it out
>>15063548First, human ties up his prey and takes her back to his cave.
>>15063536http://www.democraticunderground.com/112757626We still fucking do it.
>>15063540I don't know about all your new brony websites. Back in my day people would post the linkboard every thread and we liked it that way.It let us be extremely lazy.>>15063546Thanks
>>15063566>newBro, yayponies has been around for a while now
>>15063566it's not hard to type it into youtube's search, mate.
>>15063562Fucking cheetahs yo. >pony's face when
>>15063536its because, in comparison to animals, humans are pretty fuckin smart. There's a reason why we're top of the food chain
>>15063580They captured them ALIVE!LET THAT SINK IN!
>>15063578>Implying I even know what episode number we are on
>What we gonna do tonight mlpg?
>>15063575>>15063578there is no excuse for not posting the linkboard every thread
>>15063591>>15063566You fucking disgust me
>>15063585>There's a reason why we're top of the food chainBecause if we can't kill it, we will find a way to kill it, we will invent a weapon that WILL kill it.Or we will find a way to FUCK it!Because HUMANITY, FUCK YEAH!
>>15063511>chasing pony>she trips>rolls over on her back>looks up at you as you walk up and stand over her>panting turns into moansoh god unf
i dont ever wanna feellike i did that daytake me to the place i lovetake me all the way
Pinkie Pie is sad that people will never remember that Strife:Quest for Sigil existence.And she's sad that we probably won't get to see Patrick Stewart as Starswirl facing off against Discord in a episode set in Equestria's past.
>>15063606I love you too, anon. We should fuck.Sexually.
>>15063597Get cozy and sleep.
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming the secret of nimh in a few minutes
>>15063604Actually there isPeople have been getting banned for posting it, mostly because some dedicated shitposter from a so called mlpg steam group kept spamming a version in which he included an extra link that allows people to display porn just by pasting the link in the comments.
>>15063615>tfw we will not live to see humanity apply this to any space aliens
I wish I could meet all of you
>>15063616>>looks up at you as you walk up and stand over her>Dick in hand>leaking precum
>>15063562http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/african-farmers-use-donkeys-to-scare-away-big-cats/Guard ponies when
>>15063624It was a lab all along
>>15063616Oh yes, I like where this is going.
>>15063621>you will never be Scootaloo's scumbag Mexican boyfriend who smuggles drugs and weapons across the border and regularly beats her
>>15063621fillies are not for the sexually
>>15063629Meet this!*grabs dick*
>>15063656*grabs him by the throat*Back the fuck off?
>>15063665Our enemies are creative, Anon.Stand vigilant.
You can't just fuck ponies. They need emotional support.
>>15063673*Grabs Barret .50 cal and combat Shotty*LETS CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
>>15063684*calls in clan of Ninja Samurai who step out of the shadows*LEAVE YOU FUCKER
If one of the show/comic staff were to arrive here unannounced at a random time to chat with us, who would you want in at what time of day?
>>15063703Why did you make a post directed at your own image?
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming the secret of nimhstarting now
>>15063698*Shoots light, plunging everything in shadow.*HAH, NOW THEY ARE INVISIBLE AGAIN!
The update got updated.
>>15063724Hurr linksThat goes to >>15063714
>>15063738I'm p sure you're like the only person on Earth still playing that. I still have it installed but I can't bring myself to delete it even though I haven't played in months.
>>15063738Is that 70 an hour? Do you pay upfront or when you're done?
>>15063738At first, I thought to myself - Holy shit, people still play that game?Then i read the name and it made sense.
>>15063757You pay that cost once, you get the pony.Where'd you get this hourly idea from?Also, the main six now have costumes.
>>15063747I deleted it when I got to the point where you needed hearts and jewels to advance the primary objective
>>15063714Corey.Night threads.The lewd ones.
>>15063736*casts the secret spell Shadowva Kadavear taught by Voldemort to the secret dark chosen one me* YOU CAN'T WIN THIS SO FUCK OFF BITCH
>>15063770>Where'd you get this hourly idea from?Buy howdy, you sure are autistic.
>>15063434i could always disconnect the switch on her transmission if it embarrasses her
>>15063770it was a prostitute jokethe joke was that she was a whore
>>15063747Exact same thing here>>15063777I just hacked them in whenever they were required
>>15063800Oh, well okay.
Remember when MLPG was good?
>>15063821We agreed never to speak of that.
My name is Travis. Straight Edge, Punk, 19. Enthusiast of Anime, Black Metal, and Denim.
>>15063821I remember when your face was good.
Pony's new name is Employee 427
>>15063850I'm so sorry for their mother.
11 shopping days left.
>>15063831Remember when Spike was actually in the show for anything but cameos?
>>15063850Employee Number 427's job was simple: she sat at her desk in room 427, and she pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to her through a monitor on her desk, telling her what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did every day of every month and every year, and although others might have considered it soul-rending, pony relished every moment that the orders came in, as though she had been made exactly for this job. And pony was happy.
>>15063876Yes, two whole episodes in Season 3. Even if one of them was total shit.
>>15063821When do you think was the last time MLPG was good with any sort of consistency?
>gilba's toasty pawpads
>>15063914There are unconfirmed reports that we once went 17 minutes without a bad post.
>>15063922Well, it's pretty fucking obvious that it would have been during MLPG's tenure at /co/ however even during a majority of this time, it was total shit as well.
>>15063937Those were proved to be exaggerated reports made by the government.
>>15063950this guys ponies look soft
>those heathcliff threads on /co/they kill me every timeand I don't fucking know why
>>15064018halp im gonna finish the 10min version soonwhy is it so addictive
>>15063914What would you define as a "good" MLPG?
>>15064008>>15064018what the hell is this
>>15064018>>15064008so, what is this?
Question of the day:What pony get the most dickings?Please describe in great and filthy details.
>>15064008>Hellfire, dark fire!
>mfw ponythroat's pictures with lyra eating humansI like vore, I like ponies, I'd like if there was more ponies eating humans but I certainly don't think that PT's style is good for depicting humans getting eaten, since it comes off as creepy.
>Hasbro makes the greatest FiM fanfic ever written into an official movie>they remove all the blood and swearing.
>>15064098>Bethesda sues them over copyright issues over the Fallout series.
Pony likes her chicken spicy.
Why is she so perfect, /co/?Wing related answers need not apply. She's perfect either way.
4DE a shit.
>>15064086I want some Curry
>>15064132>/co/i'll take mary sue for 500 jim.
>>15064132Because she's imperfect.Or at least she was.
>>15064162I love her imperfections
>>15064143We all do, Anon.We all do...>Store has buffalo on sale.>On bereavement.>Boss thinks I am out of state.FUCKI wanted to do something with my steamer...
>>15064132It's her butt.
How many dogecoins do you have?
>>15064157Coffee is disgusting.
>>15064217>More than a month lateu right m8?
>>15064008I feel like this right now. On Monday I was puking on and off for about 12 hours and ever since Wednesday I've had a sore throat, cough, and joint pain. Plus some acid reflux, migraines, and diarrhea but I get that stuff all the time anyways. But whenever I get sick an extreme lack of appetite that follows. I've eaten nothing but saltines and a few chips and according to the bathroom scale I've lost about 5 pounds or so by not eating. I hope it's wrong or at least hope when I do feel better again I won't gain more weight because of it.
>>15064216Sorry anon but the only thing I drink that's remotely close to coffee is hot sugar milk.
>>15064225A super specific inside joke.
>>15064036Nearly absent fetish discussion.No anons spewing hate and vitriol.Anonymous not having a problem with tripcodes, as the tripfags tend not to be obnoxious.At one point MLPG used to be the art hub of the fandom - everything of consequense, and nearly all of the inconsequential art would be posted here, even if it had been posted elsewhere first.
>>15064233There is something wrong with you, child
What's it like to not feel inferior to everyone?
>>15064234why can't you just link him it, or tell him?i never understood why the secrets are so important here
>>15064233>hot sugar milk.What is this
>>15064235not today chaos
>>15064233>Not enjoying the dark burned flavor of paid that went into collecting those beans.>Not savoring the corruption and murder that occurred so it could be imported to your cup from the raped areas of the world.>Not breathing in the pain and sadness as it perks up your day.
>>15064261this is kinda hot, and i thought i was str8>>15064266how does that entropy feel
>>15064275*tips fedora**sips coffee*
>>15064275Excuse youMy coffee is fairtrade and organicPicked only by brown virgin child slaves and fed by their own excrement
For all those people who wanted to finish watching The Secret of Nimh, you can see it here.http://www.hulu.com/watch/25523
>>15064207>not liking beanwater
>>15064305>Implying I'm American
>>15064304Oh look at this bleeding heart faggot.I bet you don't even drink coffee that is soaked the the blood of child slaves.Who we are told are tiny cat like things that poop the beans out.I bet you drive your own car too.
>>15064283>implying 40k will progress in plot. ever.
>>15064217I like that SFM one with the the gmod model better.And that's not said often.
>>15064258>Get milk>Get sugar>Get a microwave>Heat milk until hot/warm (I prefer molten hot, that way it'll still be hot even 30 minutes after taking it out)>DrinkIt's really good when I'm marathoning a show or doing a long game session, I don't have to keep getting water/soda and it tastes better than the other two.Coffee just tastes awful, it doesn't pick me up or anything.
So which pony do you think is going to sing tomorrow? Will it be Rainbow Dash, or Sweetie Belle?
>Disney's Descendants>it's about the teenage descendants of Disney villains being granted amnestySounds ok I gue->live actionnope
Anon, why can you only wrap your fingers around 1 of your wrists and not the other?
>>15064351But I can do it with both.>>15064339I hope it's Dash and Scoots.
>>15064331You know who would enjoy a drink like that too?Not even Hitler.
>>15064329I don't like the SFM one. I checked out several of the related videos in the description, and all of them were worse than the original. Honestly, though, the original is still not very good. At least it's better than the actual music video for the song it's sourced from.
>>15064367Jesus ChristJohn CarmackJohn RomeroChris AvelloneArjen LucassenTarn Adams?
>>15064372That song has a music video?Bloody hell.
>>15064400talk to me
>>15064098>>15064112Actually, removing the blood and swearing from Fallout Equestria would greatly improve it because the fic already downplays the violence and gore, one of the underlying themes of the story is, very simply, "Ponies should not be fighting."
>You search one of Canterlot High's supply closets>inside you see Pinkie Pie, who went missing a few days ago, wearing nothing but panties and socks, with her hands and feet bound>she's still breathing, but you can tell from the blank expression on her face that she has been druggedWhat shall you do?
I need a step by step guide on ponying pony.
>>15064404Look at the bottom of the description on the linked video above. I'm not going to link it here because it's offtopic, but I'm sure someone who doesn't care about shitposting will.
>>15064367It's even better if you pour a little over white rice. It was something my parents did for dessert sometimes.
>>15064419Close the door, your late for lunch
>>15064400There needs to be more stuff with squirting
>>15064437How about squirt bukkake?
>>15064437> that whole sceneTHEY KNOWOH GOD, THEY KNOW
>>15064457Tabitha makes double entendres in character all the time.
>>15064475... I'm gonna need video. For many reasons.
I'm your pony waifu
>>15064415GASPING MOANSFIGHTING TO BREATHTO BEG FOR MORE
>>15064496>>15064503Dash an FLuttershy sitting in a treek i s s i n g
>>15064419Wrap her in my coat and call for help. I try to wake her up and keep her warm until help arrives.
>>15064509but that's forbidden
>>15064509Dash and Princess Twilight sitting in a tree. Fuck you it's my otp.
>people excited for the occulusjesus christ why.Why do people overexaggerate the proposed experience of something and then narrow it's scope that's practically useless outside of some applications?
>>15064534Twinkie is OTP
>>15064536>he doesn't want immersive VR pony sex>laughingponies.exe
>>15064543It's not immersive, that's the thing, it's impressive VR.It's not the fucking Virtual reality machine from start trek or the helmets from futurama or the matrix pod.Again that annoying "hurf durf muh waifus muh 3d porn" just goes to prove that applicability of this hardware is limited to mainly servicing people who view 3d porn,play sims or play first person RPGs.Even though it functions in TF2, it's wholly useless when compared to a conventional monitor.
>>15064450I don't know how I feel about itBut it involves squirting so I guess it can't be that bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXN1Z6rHlNEJust realized, this show is getting better somehow.
>>15064561fuck you poniesthat is all
>>15064567This is the offical Barbie ThreadDirect all other Barbie threads here.And remember blah blah blah Barbros!
>>15064567>you will never have a subscription to Unicorn Plushie of the Month
>>15064561if it's so inferior then direct me to the better alternative
>>15064595I'd all of themExcept Gilda
>>15064595>tfw you will never be dommed by those 6
>>15064595L to RY, N, Y, Y, Y, N
>>15064595It's funny how they all have the same facial geometry.
>>15064598I'm not telling to go to alternative I'm telling to save your money and invest in nothing.
>>15064612It's jj, you'd have to be insane to expect something else at this point.
>>15064595I would all of them.
>>15064612its funny that i hear that everytime for years
Why are you all still here?
>>15064622First night after exams.
>>15064595Why do his humans always look filthy?
>>15064636shades with black
>>15064622Now? I've been staying up until the wee hours of the morning so I'm so exhausted I fall asleep instantly so I don't have time to lie awake in bed thinking about my life every day for 2 yearsOverall? Because I like it here
>>15064632I have a feeling that someone is spamming this shit to try to feed more views onto the fuckers youtube...
>>15064622Mlpg is just that thing I keep open while I do everything else.I hardly even post on it now, but I'm always here.
>>15064664Someone posting ponies and having an ulterior motive?! Madness!
>>15064682dash is a very flexible pony
>>15064685if you know what I mean
>>15064685just the way I like em
>GG will never update Icepack.
>>15064710I guess Icepack's tale will remain frozen
>GG will never draw more starbound
>>15064595I just love how Trixie is here."CHECK OUT MY GREAT AND POWERFUL TITS!"
>>15064718Starbound is kind of dull and shitty.The core gameplay itself makes it feel like the devs really have no fucking clue where they want to take the game.
>>15064729All she has going for her, considering out of the lot of them she has zero personality. Even makes Rarity seem interesting in the realm of whore.
>>15064762T-THE GREAT and...and POWERFUL TRIXIE has more personality than YOU, Anon!
>>15064755It's fun with friends.
>>15064784The great and powerful Trixie should get back to work, some kid just spilled their ice cream
>>15064632>>15064659>>15064665I moved on from pone over a year ago. I was just surprised that this place has survived.Though I hear they might be bringing over a localized version of one of the Precure series dubbed "Glitter-Force"Considering Precure is probably marginally better than this show I'm certain it's going to spawn it's own autistic fanbase of "Glitter-boys" or something.
>>15064818>implying you left the ride
>>15064784Please, you have about as much personality as a snake.
>>15064818>this new show will surely be the mlp killer!
>>15064849But Anon, snakes have lots of personality. For instance, this one's a real dick.
>>15064818>What is critical mass?
>>15064849Snakepony is cool
This general would be better if someone didn't have BIG MEATY CLAWS
>>15064872Fuck the ponlice
>>15064818>autistic fans with massive boom guns
>>15064837I did anon. After having started watching the series around when it first popped up on /co/, I had successfully quit the ride.I managed to fill the void with vidya and animu. The transition was easy, /a/ is almost as lewd as this place.>>15064853Well its way too early to call that, but Precure franchise raked in around 600 million dollars last year in Japan alone. I'm honestly surprised they haven't brought that shit over here sooner. Though maybe the whole MLP thing has got people interested. I don't give a shit about Precure personally, I was just terrified of the fact that the west could possibly be getting another MLP-tier fanbase.Anyways how is season 4. Did it go to shit or is it actually halfway decent?
>>15064894>coming to mlpg instead of watching the actual showFirst three episodes were really good, last one was kinda boring and average but not bad.
>you will never feel your cute stallion's ponut clench around the base of your cock as he pants and begs you to rut him like a mare in heat
>>15064868Well no duh, snake pony is cold blooded.
>>15064849>>15064868>Trixie>HypnosisNanaki's here.I can smell it.
time of beb now
>>15064918You dumb Anon.Snakes have no sense of smell.
>>15057530Sorry Anon. There's a lot going on right now.
>>15064973Yes they do. They even have nostrils.They just do most of their smelling with their tongue.
the heavenly nostrils artist does a pony ask blog nowhttp://askfrontpage.tumblr.com/
You get out of taking your shower and the CMC are behind the curtain.What do?
Will Saturday's episode be great?Is the "Scootaloo can't fly" episode be as good as everyone hopes?
>>15064994Shriek in surprise and cover myself with the curtain while demanding to know what they're doing in the bathroom.
>>15064986>it's not "ask shaved pony"I'm disappoint.
>>15064998>implying she won't flyIt even seems to have a training montage.It's Hurricane Fluttershy but with Scootaloo man. She'll fly
>>15064998im 100% certain it will be cute ponies/10
Pony just realized she can't exist and disappeared in a puff of logic.What do you do?
>>15065011I should not know what that references.Fucking Raindog
im finally watching RDP
>>15065056will her back
>>15065060Rainbow Dash presents? I really like them. Hope you end up liking them too.
>>15065056I realize that I can't exist either.That way we can not exist together!
Pony says when you're rife with devastation, there is a simple explanation
>>15065105pfffft i love it
>>15065073its great so far, and now I can unzip and use my Aurora.zip finally without worrying about spoilers
>>15065156It's freaky listening to the guy talk in podcasts because his normal voice is horribly close to his Dash.
i wonder how many assassinations have happened during fireworks shows using the explosions as audio camouflage to hide the gunshots
>>15065182u wothe sounds nothing like dash
>>15065191FBI pls go
Hypnosis, mind break and mind rape scares me.
>>15065191You're not gonna fool anyone into thinking a gunshot was a firework going off because the sounds are too different but the noise pollution might mask the direction it came from.
>>15065208Hypnosis gets me hotthe rest suck
>>15065208what if you were mind raped and mind broke and hypnotized and YOU don't know it.
>you will never tickle a wiggly giggly pony
>>15065182I think he sounds more like his Twilight.
>>15065231oh i get what he meant nowim stupid
>>15065228Now I'm a fan of hyper and orgasms, but the too anime pose and style kills it.
>>15065228I really don't get having both the balls and the vag.
>>15065240>not wanting to feel your balls slap hers as you rut her hardI bet you don't even reach around to hold her cock so you can feel it spasm and spurt thick ropes of pony cum
>>15065240go visit /d/ for a month
>>15065240I like it. Makes it feel like they have all this sexual frustration and it's more to play with.
>>15065208Stuff like drugs,alcohol and mind control scares the living shit out of me, not only does it make me straight edge but it pretty much shaped my fetish outlook from not including any mind alteration fetishes.
>>15065261You're silly armor anon
>>15065240It'd get real musky
>>15065257>the longer pony goes without sex the larger their balls get
>>15065261you are boring
>>15065271>the puffier their marepussy gets>the easier both their sexes leak pre
>>15065266I'm not silly, the idea of being drunk or high scares me.>>15065275Of course I'm boring, I love and hate myself for being boring.
>>15065276>teasing and edging accelerates the process
>>15065284>she's so overwhelmed by a need for release that she'll do anything you want>begging and going weak in your arms
>>15065283you are not even worth trolling anymore how bland you are, congrats.
>>15065292>her balls are the size of cantaloupes, hot and sensitive>her sopping puffy marecunt has soaked the back of them in her juices>her fat shaft throbs and spurts pre as she squirms and bucks her hips faintly>she'll be like this until you release all her pent up sexual desire
>>15065261A ship is safe in a harbor, but that is not what a ship is made for.
>>15065299My fears make me bland?
>>15065319I don't get it.
Pony and Anon sitting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G
>>15065329If you live life as safe as possible, is it really living? What about when you are on your deathbed. If you are regretting being too safe now, you will regret being too safe for your entire life.
>>15065334Can me and pony get a room?
>>15065340But safe is what I do.I'm only good at being safe.I perceive not being safe as being wicked and vile, a heretical concept brought upon by normal people.
>>15065342>me and ponyYou uneducated fuck kill yourself.
>>15065349If you want to live like that, then go ahead. It's your life. I'm just saying it's not how I want to live. There are many different ways. I just feel like it's a waste to prolong life as long as possible without using it for something.
>>15065340He has the right to do that, and he has made it clear he is happy with that choice. I guess who are we to judge? Leave him be
>>15065361Can pony and I get a room?rolls eyes
>>15065372>rolls eyeFuck off retard.
>>15065365I'm not happy with it, I'm just comftorable with it and it's the most easiest way to live for me
>>15065380what's got your boyshorts in a knot this morn, anon?Life got ya down?
>>15065380Anon, I have told you before, I have no intention of ever leaving you guys. I'm a content fat leech on your MLPG ass. You all never had a chance to get rid of me.
>>15065389>>15065391I'm just tired of faggots like the both of you. Suck a literal dick.
>>15065397All of them?!
>>15065409Yes Roseluck. Every. Last. One.
>>15065317Too bad for her arousal is my fetish.
>>15065413I am ready
I colored a thing.http://i.imgur.com/Qch4Ka3.png
>>15065438the coloring is good the content is bad
>>15065450I dunno, I kinda liked it. The lineart was nice.http://i.imgur.com/fASzrbZ.jpg
>>15065464oh true the line art is good, i change my mind about the coloring being good, you lost a lost of detail with the background color choice
>>15065438Good job saine
>>15065470Some lines and curves on the stomach disappear, too, and the helmet extended to cover up her nostrils.4/10 you made an attempt.
>>15065473What gave it away?
>>15065511I'd seen it on one of your stramsI really do think you did a good job with it
>>15065516I thought that was it, just wondering. And thanks.
How many glorious grilled cheese sandwiches do I need to eat before pony will visit me in my dreams?
>>15065547As many as it takes.
Your waifu loves my dick.
>>15065578Yes, but does your dick love my waifu?
>>15065579Aww, what a cute colt.
>>15065578It's so tiny and cute!
>>15065578Tell me more about itNTR is my fetish
Is it Saturday yet
I bought a shotgun for Christmasjust in case anyone carescould probably take a pic with a pony toy too
My little general can't be this ded
Did we finally kill all the namefags?
>>15065578pls respond >>15065594
>>15065666What if he gets off on being denied his fetish?
>>15065637Is your favorite pony Fluttershy?
Did you know that a pedophile deserves respect?
A-are we in another thread?
>>15065758Yes, it's a super secret club and you're not invited
>>15065700there's nothing wrong with pedophilia, child molestation is the crime
RIP MLPG 12/13/13
SB?More like QTCause he's cute