Pirate ponies edition>>15027375
What kind of link is that?
Pony siad she would give me a penny for every bait post in the thread, and so far i have amassed $0.02
Why is Rarity such a drunk?
What would you get your very special some pony for the holidays
>>15031849I would take rarity to a straightedge concert.
>>15031869Is Luna your very special one?
>>15031875And destroy her hearing? You monster
>>15031879yes anon, she is a very pretty pony>captcha
>>15031888Celestia would be very encouraging.She wants her sister to be happy.
>>15031842Is this pony plotting to steal my pizza?
>>15031893>happyIE. dead?Those brony lunafags say the funniest things.
>>15031888You have quite exquisite taste sir!
Oh hey this thread was real, I thought it was the one where Dash is a sofa.
Why do people bother with the show when the comics are so much superior?
>>15031943Did the Luna comic leak?
>>15031943at any rate, it can't be helped
>>15031952Ponies die when they are killed.
>>15031920Do you even listen to Lauren? Luna was supposed to die at the end of the second ep.
>>15031943Because season 4 so far has been pretty good
>>15031959Bullshit. Pony wouldn't die even if you killed them.
>>15031943Why do you people bother with shitposting?
>>15031965But it's not even touching the comics in terms of quality (Micro comics aside)
NMM > Luna
>>15031965>good>only one episode was good>all the others are mediocre to terribleNah, Anon.Nah.
>>15031961>Faust >Good ideasSome of her ideas were pants on head retarded.Besides Luna Eclipsed was an episode story boarded by Faust
>>15031988The show is a cartoon, the comic's a comic. Apples and oranges.>>15031997I thought they were all pretty good so far with the latest one being average to mediocre.
Pony says you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
>>15032001>liking Polsky or Meghan episodesDo you also eat shit?
>>15031849Unicorns are just that way man.
4chan's warnings scare me.
>>15032009Oh you're that guy.Carry on.
Pony says that when brushing your teeth. the toothbrush is more important that the toothpaste
>>15032009Not him, but I liked TMP and Keep Calm (except the ending) well enough. Not as good as his S1 stuff obviously. And I thought Meghan did great with Princess Twilight Sparkle, considering my fears for it.
>>15031884B-b-but she forcefully got fluttershy drunk last week, it's only fair if she listens to a few straightedge pony bands.
What are you working on today, MLPG?
>>15031965To me Season 4 is feeling alot like Season in terms of it starting out a little slow. Though with these next 3 episodes coming up I think it should be hitting it's stride soon.
>>15032023Can pony brush my teeth for me?
>>15032031But Season was shit
>>15032033fugg off, m8
>>15031961That was before S1 was even finished as a concept, just like Apple Bloom being the only kid character. Lauren's second idea was to use Luna as a secondary character to explore that dark != evil, and she wanted to also show that Luna still had some resentment towards Celestia, but Celestia still loving Luna. Luna was going to sort of be the sympathetic surrogate character for little girls who have older siblings that overshadow them.Hasbro's interference there was keeping Luna from appearing again at all in S1.
>>15032037Fuck you, Season was my favorite Season.
>>15032047Season > Season > Season >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Season
>>15032033pony will have to
>>15032038Something tells me there will be some form of redemption at the end of the episode.
>>15032042hahaha holy shit that was just some stale bait i made up
>>15032023>>15032033>>15032057Flossing is more important.Floss regularly.
>>15032055Nice strawman :^)
>>15032042Does Faust also mention that her stars were so much more vivid than our stars, and in greater number?
>>15032065No problem mate
>>15032061look at that nerd trying to discuss the show
>>15032062She was a unicorn anon. She can't escape her unicorn past or her life as a unicorn
>>15032084I'm just surprised it's actually true.
>>15032090Are Anon's posts that beautiful?
>>15032081but my autism.the race balance was everything
>>15032031>>15032037>>15032047>>15032052Damn it I meant it feels like Season 1. I really need to check what I type before I post.
>>15032107shh anon, it'll all be balanced after twilight loses her wings at the end of s4
>>15032107I know anon. I know...They'll fix that by making Rarity also a aliconr
>>15032107>the race balance was everythingso many tears shed
>>15032114>Rarity>Greedy gold digger>Becoming a princess
>>15032120If Rarity was a gold digger she would have married Blue Blood despite him being an ass. She will also be the prettiest princess
>>15032030the style looks familiar
>>15032068No, but she did say that she specifically created Celestia to appeal to bronies.
>>15032128that's a tiny lyra
>>15032144I think it's dooks
>>15032128Oh man oh gosh
>>15032113>>15032114i'd be ok with either, just to kill inner screams.i also heard a idea of having twilight go be pretty princess somewhere else and replace her with Sunset Shimmer
>>15032170that looks really fucking cure but I can't read jack shti
>>15032177>i also heard a idea of having twilight go be pretty princess somewhere else and replace her with Sunset ShimmerYeah. That's retarded as fuck
>>15032170Why is Dash and Anonymous a sofa?
Pony said that deviant art is where art meets application
>>15032185"They say a large number of gyaos birds are converging on Japan.""How many?""I'd say lots.""They won't end it here will they?"
>>15032170God that looks comfy.
>>15032157Someone wanted a sketch comission of anon and lyra chilling on a couch and with loiro sleeping on anon's shoulder.Should I make Lyra bigger?
>>15032177>replace her with Sunset Shimmer>Ms. I'm the Head Bitch in Charge>Ms. I'm so Mean and Power HungryYeah no. Although there was a few threads on /mlp/ that did show what she could have been
>>15032214that looks cute but you should probably ask the commissioneri was just commenting
>>15032222>Sunset Shimmer as a main characterpenis is not ready.
>>15032222What did they say?
>>15032222then give everyone wings and horns or take hers away. my autism would be satiated either way
>>15032214She needs to be a little bigger.But other than that shit's adorable nigga.
What's so great about being alive?
>>15032243>then give everyone wings and horns Anon don't give away the surprise ending!
Pony thinks is great to be alive.
I think this thread needs more cozy, cuddly ponies.
I'm going to consummate my marriage with Gloomy!But Marker keeps getting in the room. Can one of you distract her for the rest of the day?
>>15032292It is, isn't it?
>waaah I don't like Alicorn Twilight>still watches a show about little girl toysReally?
>>15032233Meh I think she's a bad character really but Rebecca Choichet is great as her.>>15032240Still a bit of a spitfire. Wanting to be trusted after being defeated. Doesn't like being lead on. There was some good art and greentexts that came out of those threads. I think they pop up every once in awhile.
Pony cried that the thread was beb and hatsus, and that you all hate her
>>15032351shh, no tears pony
Wow, that was easy.
>>15032030That looks really niceWho are you, mysterious Anon?
>>15032369I wish I could win a pony...
>>15032030I'm learning programming because drawing sucks.
>>15032214No, they are tiny ponies.Just ask the commissioner though
>>15032380That looks like Jalm
>>15032395Not really. Jalm draws eyes and ears in a completely different way and that lineart isn't his, either.
>>15032369I'm on the latest version, and it's still telling me the grand prize is a unicorn statue.
>>15032395You can't tell styles can you?
>>15032369>you will never unbox a pony
>>15032394I can't reach him, he's busy asking Batman to kill the Joker
Pony thinks she is on /b/
Daily reminder poularfags like rose ruined mlpg.
>>15032391>fanficitonPlease, do yourself a favor and don't do that.
Pony says pony.
>>15032456Anon, take us away from the drawfags and the content producers, for without them we would truly be in paradise.
>>15032416When was yours last updated?
>>15032456rose is goodyou are bad
>>15032440Where do i punch?
>>15032461I ... Huh?
>>15032463PONY SURE DOES TALK A LOT!
>>15032485YAW PITCH YAW!!
>>15032473Rose is popularfag who only hangs around other populars and circlejerks..
ANONI don't want to alarm youBut there may be a popularfag or popularfagS IN THIS THREAD!!!
>>15032471I already have the holiday update from a couple days ago. I literally just won the unicorn statue. What a fucking waste.
>>15032478you just entered the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
>>15032479Programming a shit.
>>15032486DOES THAT PONY TALK A LOT TOO?
Pony went out to buy some sour patch kids and gatorade
>>15032465Anon should take us away from attentionwhores.
>>15032500Is it legal to keep a tiny owl in your house as a pet?
>>15032500No, you're in the wrong neighborhood, owlet.
>>15032490not trueshe answers my inane anonymous questions on tumblr
Pony brought to my attention that if the thread wasn't beb, you guys would have better things to complain about
>>15032506THIS PONY IS ALL TALK!
>>15032495Sorry to hear. Usually it only offers the stupid statue if you won a pony recently.
>>15032501Programming is fun. Well I find it fun.
>>15032515thread simulator please stay
>>15032391Are you the guy I linked the site to a few days ago?I'm so glad I helped someone find an interest
>>15032526All fast as well
>>15032526oh, so that's where i punch
>>15032526You can never run from your shame, Loudanon.
>>15032522Becuase you are a attentionwhore kraut.
>>15032546No, that was me.And that was yesterday.I went through the first few tutorials before I went to bed, it's pretty cool because I can easily learn while I goof around on MLPG. Thanks Anon.
>>15032546link link link
>>15032530Oh well. I'll just wait until the week rolls over to get the ponies in this update.
>>15032546Yes that is me.im learning java, its fun and but I really donno how I can make this work for me. Maybe ill find dosh the more I dig deeper.
>>15032535But it also takes no skill whatsoever.
>>15032553BUT I CAN FLY AWAY FROM IT!
>>15032583You got no skill.
>>15032583It does take time to learn it though and most people aren't willing to invest it.
You can go to Equestria but the only thing that can understand you is Owlowiscious and Winona.
>>15032583Please nbs, go take your no talented friendzoned ass out of /b/. We are classy here.
>>15032600Do ponies understand the language of love?
>>15032574It rolls over earlier than that. Friday at noon, actually.
>>15032600pony doesnt need to understand what I say, she just needs to take my penis in her vagina
>>15032612pony is not just for sexing with anon
>>15032591You can't fly, you are not a pegasus. And you are not allowed to ride the blue pony.
>>15032619I don't believe you
>>15032607very much so
>>15032620GOSH YOU ARE A STRICT HORNY PONYI FOUND THE IMAGE I WAS LOOKING FOR THOUGH!
evens: streamodds: kill selfdubs: upload whereabouts of wolfnanaki to craigslist
I had a dream that I was sucking off futa pinkie pie and getting mounted by futa Twilight.
>>15032638Dubs please maybe he will go away
>>15032638you got off easy
>>15032515In some countries it is, actually.
>>15032644uh oh we are in trouble lel!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>15032579>Javagood luck turning into an indian
>>15032638How do you know where I am, Anon?
what the hell is all this programming crap
Waifu discovered fabulous magic drugs that make her problems go away
>>15032661>you are either born with the gift of programming>or you were born with no skill at allEnjoy dying early and alone
>>15032659... Im trying to be offended but, you just don't make sense.
>>15032672it's basically the new subject they want to shitpost over
>>15032678Waifu getting an intervention and becoming a straightedge pony.
>>15032638what are you going to stream?as dead as we are I might check it out
>>15032661Of course you have to learn it.Like you have to learn everything else.You even need to learn how to walk.
>>15032609Damn it, it's still telling me that the grand prize is the unicorn statue.
>>15032703oh no I meant go fishing at the streamI'll be back later
>>15032680I really wish we could've seen more of the glorious Nightmare Moon in the show.
>>15032705Yeah, but programming is learned to kids in kindergarten.
>>15032705Don't talk to /b/. They will never understand.
>>15032694I think it might be satire but still done by someone not entirely sane, or the actual shitposter just got bored of his usual routine and made it more ridiculous
>>15031824I can see asshats becoming a thing in Equestria,
>>15032705>not beign born able to walkI guess ur just not taleented lel did you see that thats almost the newepic meme xd
>>15032717so do I anon, but it was not meant to be
>>15032672Some retard thinks 0101010010101101001 shit he saw in hollywood movies is how programming really works.
>>15032705>he had to learn how to program
>>15032694They actually made me get up and finally learn how it works though, so I guess it backfired.
Look at these two horses having fun without you
>>15032735What is she going to do with Celestia?
>>15032753CAN THE BLUE AND WHITE ONES BE FRIENDS?!
>>15032762SURE THEY CAN!
>>15032756Throw her to the male harem
>>15032752Shitposters are actually good for some people.Huh.
>>15032762More than friends
>>15032753I wanna have fun with them as well
>>15032498>>15032603Guys I... actually feel pity for Meghan reading these, is it bad?
>>15032782>tfw no tess ;_;
>>15032792That sound terrifying.
>>15032814Nigga you don't go into show biz without knowing wacko's exist.also twitter has a block button
>>15032814Of course not.Nobody should have to put up with brony bullshit.
>>15032705Yeah, but why would you ever program? Do something in the real world for once.
>>15032785Your the guy with english major right? You sound so bitter. Wanna talk?
>>15032814We are dealing with shitposters every single day without getting paid for it, she'll be fine.
>>15032830>>15032831https://twitter.com/jymendoza37Seriously, look at this...
>>15032789They don't want to hang out with you, you'll just suck away all the fun they're having
>>15032837>suddenly trying to /soc/pls no
>>15032837Nah, I'm rather serene. I'm just happy I am not a programmer and I'll reminescent that fact every time I'm depressed.
>>15032814>when will the new episodes of Ben 10 airWhy I laugh?
>>15032782I'm liking this thread!Posting the obviously be...>can't because >>15027320 Welp.
>>15032847Dude look at something like what actual celebrities go through, something that could be easily mistaken for drunk tweeting is nothing.
>>15032851This.I want /soc/ to leave. Forever.
>>15032831Wolf nednaki your the one to talk. You are as brony as they come.
>>15032877Its even in the official little girls comic! One cannot argue with that!
>>15032762YES THE BLUE AND THE GREY ONES CAN BE FRIENDS
>>15032893I don't go harassing people who made the show, Anon.
What if that guy actually has a good episode idea?
Popularfags are ruining mlpg.
>>15032906I highly doubt it.
>>15032904CAN ME AND YOU BE FRIENDS?!
>>15032909they wouldn't be popular if you stop giving them attention
>>15032911But what if?
>>15032905No but you mooch off your already poor parents for futa art of your shitty oc. Has your mom disowned you yet.
Sure is /mlp/ around here.
>>15032925That was my own money, and I don't buy commissions anymore.
>>15032928>tfw satyrs will never know the pain of treading on lego
>>15032928His fucking face always gets me.
>>15032948Please link the video you gave to hotglueanon of yourself jacking off for cash.
>my little pinoy
>>15032957Would it even hurt that much for pony or satyr to step on lego, what with them having hooves an' all?
I want a pony to stomp on me with her shiny, pretty little hooves.
>>15032982Frogs are still sensitive, but I don't really know ow sensitive they are.
>>15032982Well they seem to be sensitive.
>>15032990I think you belong on ponychan or /b/
>>15033003Why would she try to stop Anon from doing that?
>>15032982>>15032996Can yuo imagine what would happen if they stepped on a nail?
>>15033003>they seem to be sensitive.They aren't but Dash is retarded.
>>15033011That one episode where should wouldn't get her hooves manicured.I summon an Anon to post the gif.
>>15033003unf dash butt unf
>>15033026Yeah, but that was a rasp, not Anons dextrous fingers which will bring her pleasure.
>>15033003>secondary fetish garbage because in one episode dash said that she didn't like her hooves being touched>Real equines frogs are about as soft as an extremely calloused foot.
>>15033023couldnt be any worse than when people do
>>15033011Well obviously it's very sensitive and embarrassing.
>>15033033WHY IS THAT HUG SO RELUCTANT?!
>>15033034I dunno, doesn't mean people still don't freak out when their feet are touched.
>>15033035>Real equines frogs are about as soft as an extremely calloused foot.Oh hey, there we go. Thanks!
>>15033035real equines aren't pastel colored with wings and can talkTheir hooves have been shown to obliterate wood yet shrivel in water. Suspension of disbelief.
>>15033031>someone coloured thatoh man
>>15033045Why did she agree to that game in the first place?It's like if I would play tic tac toe with a chick and then told her that I don't want her to suck my dick and we should play another round to see if maybe after that one I have to stick my dick in a socket.
>>15033047Little apple wants to be treated like a big pony
>>15033035>>15033056>thinking Ponies are Real equines
>>15033078Actually I was thanking him because I was >>15032996 from earlier and he was indirectly answering my questionBesides, horsey ponies are better than peopley ponies. Pic related
>>15033111I agree. Monkey people are better than human people.
>>15033031That's a great butt
>>15033111If you don't like the show canon, you can just say so.
>>15033154I don't like the show
>>15032957Dude when a horse gets a rock caught in its hoof that shit hurts so bad. It's literally like having shit under your nails and pressing it.
pony says you're a baka
>>15033157Fan of fandom.
>>15033168a shark? I'm not a shark
>>15033145I agree, and xieril should draw more.
>>15033169My fanon > The Fandom > Everyone else's fanon > The show > Anon's mom
>>15033169>in MLPG>not a fan of fandom
>>15033145That butt doesn't even look fat. It just looks well-trained.
>>15033065There's nothing canon about her hooves being ticklish, and saying "I don't like my hooves being touched" isn't really confirming anything.
Pony is sad mlpg turned into a bunch of fans of fandom
I asked Pony if it was because i was black, and she said "No it's cuz ur a faget"
>>15033179>>15033185It's a very firm, athletic butt.
>>15033183That's why /mlp/ exists.
>>15033161are you a horse?
>>15033139That's a silly comparison to make. Ponies are neither horses nor people: I simply prefer ponies to be more of the former than the latter.>>15033154Please, contain yourself. I like ponies for being ponies, but I also like ponies for being horsey. There's nothing wrong with that.
>>15033192What we do have to go on:She doesn't like having her hooves touchedHooves are occasionally shown being sensitiveConclusions to be drawn: she doesn't like to have her hooves touched because of sensitivity and/or other reasons.Really, that's as far as it can be taken. It's not a completely groundless proposal, like, say, FlutterMac.
>>15033210We were always fans of the fandom. The earliest threads prove that. Shit, just look at all the drama that was caused when Disco drew that pic of Madmax's OC.
>tfw no qt nerd girl to sit and listen to 69 love songs with
>>15033237Anon, any ship not already shown to be canon is completely groundless.
>>15033232No I'm a unicorn doctor.
>>15033252>Speak for yourself.
>>15033237But she's been shown breaking down trees and performing a super-sonic strut, so I doubt they're sensitive.
Your fetish is now featured in a stealthy way on the showhow does it happen
>>15033233>That's a silly comparison to make.It's completely apt, and also true.
>>15033272but changelings already exist
>>15032038Helllloooo, Pony Joker.
>>15033221Indeed it is.
>>15033272It almost happened in the comics, but I guess Twilight gets corrupted/turned into a changeling.
>>15033278Don't resist, grab a handful.
>>15033272The closest they could get to it in a show like FiM would be showing ponies cuddling.
>>15033270Pony hooves seem to be of varying hardness on the show when the need arises. I suspect it's related to hoofgrip.>Rainbow Dash gets all tense around her hooves being touched and firms them up and accidentally pulls in the toucher
>>15033275No, because while ponies != horses nor people, people != monkeys but DO = humans. I frankly think I prefer human people to monkey people, but at the end of the day orangutans > all
>>15033250Which proves mlpg is just a circlejerk.
>>15033270human hands and feet have broken bricks and still responded to gentle caresses and pokingyou can't explain that shit
>>15033317I think you're confusing apes with monkeysone has a tail, one does not
>>15033328FUCK YOU!!!MLPG IS NOT A CIRCLEJERK! WE ARE NOT /b/ AND WE ARE NOT THOSE SHIT STAINS /MLP/ !! WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM!
>>15033278Hes gonna WPSHH that so hard
>>15033342I forgot about that shit. Neat.
>>15033317Ponies are people, Anon.But they're not humans.Just humanish.
>>15033250But those people left for ponychanNow we are only the hardest of hardcore
>>15033272Flim and Flam come back with a new, revolutionary alternative to applesIt's so delicious that everyone in Ponyville get addicted and fatFriendship happens and the Flams are booted outta ponyville and workout montage with song
>>15033328Isn't a circlejerk about being overly nice to each other though?Because we spend most of our time ripping each others throats out.
>>15033374More like losers.
>>15033371yes. They are humanish and also horsish, though.
>>15033373oh jeez her lips are showingshe needs a pair of underwear or pants or something
>>15033382And jerking each other offNot nicely, mind you, but there is a lot of jerking off in here
REIDRAW PONKA HUGS
>The 'are we circlejerking' conversation>All this bait>fetish talkWell you have one thing going for you. I'll try again in an hour.
>>15033371>Ponies are peopleSomeone show this man the door
>>15033003I don't get this comic, horses hooves are the most callused shit on earth. they can't feel shit
>>15033328The only people that deny it are idiots.MLPG is a lot of things. And it's fun because of it.>>15033382That's a hugbox.
>>15033409Where's the difference between a hugbox and a circlejerk?
>>15033391We play hard, we lose hard. You cannot say we aren't creatures of passion.
>>15033382When someone popular like jessy, mewball, or rediv cones around the thread shifts focus and everyone circlejerks around them. Especially GG.
>>15033395Smooth, taut, skin-tight bike shorts?
PONIESARE NOTHORSESPONIESDO NOTHAVE HORSE ANATOMY
>>15033421find a better pony.
>>15033423Oh, that makes sense I guess.Though MLPG isn't a hivemind, they also get shit thrown at them.
>>15033414In a hugbox you are just being hugged by a group of ponies. Usually six. In a circlejerk you and a bunch of male unicorns gather in a circle and magically jerk each other off. Since you can't use magic you'll just use your hands.
Where is the episode leak
>>15033433what do you want
>>15033430So thats why pony gets mad when I call the "horsepanties"...
>>15033433You brought this upon yourself.Whatever this is.
>>15033440That's sounds pretty gay
>>15033430That's an adorable horse.
>>15033430Someone tell Harkness to pls go. I know what i can and can't sexual
Kung Fu Hustle is an ok movie
>>15033468It is actually pretty helpful though, in a strange way
>>15033464The hugbox or the circlejerk?
>>15033430>"Are you an adult?">"Certainly."But what if she's lying?
>>15033440a hugbox is where you go when you want to be needlessly patted on the back. for instance tumblr is a hugbox since your followers will absolutely attempt to cheer you up no matter what you've done or how trivial of an insult or criticism you've received. a circlejerk is a group all agreeing on the same topic, and feeling superior in their solution. for instance /o/ is a circlejerk over how good the mazda miata is. anyone saying otherwise is shouted down, and the remainder are very proud of said shouting downim amazed you people are screwing this up
>>15033430During sex, Rarity reverts to the left though.
>>15033468Really? Because Harkness doesn't seem to.www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvyoJHLz0Oc&t=45sStupid sexy Harkness.
>>15033498>I-I'm not lying
Daring do?More like Daring Ddick
>>15033515Behold, the face of autism.
>>15033505I liked my idea better.
>>15033498Well then her intelligence is proven. Her age and maturity could be referenced from other members of her species.
>>15033505Mlpg is both.
AloneBoredFeel like drawingThrow something at me PeeGee
>>15033530>Glam rock CelestiaYeeessssss
>>15033441No more leaks, anon. It's a waste of good suffering.
>>15033548Draw Sweetie Belle building a dress frot.
>>15033529>AutismNigga I went to Unicon and Bronycon, that is just a hardcore fan every celeb has some
>>15033547circlejerk yes, especially over certain topics and opinionshugbox? fucking hell no. opposite of hugbox.
>>15033548Draw Scoot behind snuggled by both Flutters and Dash sandwich style.
>>15033522you ponies must live for a very long time. Some of the other adult ponies were at least 3 times your size, they must be in their early 100's or something, huh?
>>15033529The real kicker is we'll never ever ever find out what his idea really is, will we?
>>15033548Fluttershy eating french toast
>>15033522It'd be pretty hot if you were
>>15033548Sweetie Belle and Rumble having a playdate.
>>15033548ponyville on ponycrossing after the player has left the town for years and years. weeds and pitfalls everywhere, everyone is sad, etc.
>>15033569Well, who knows, maybe some fucker will mail him impersonating meghan, who knows.I feeling it's a ticking timebomb though
>>15033563>opposite of hugbox.It depends. Let's say a certain artist here gets insulted, you will have a bunch of people jumping to their defense to defend that person. Even BCS had people defending her when she was going batshit crazy.
>>15033548Octavia cum inflation
>>15033573how bout some applerumble
>>15033529Reading twitter caps like that always confuses the shit out of me.I always feel like I'm reading it wrong.
>>15033548Any of the CMC trying to trick anon into thinking that they're considered adults by pony standards so they can get a date with him.
>>15033590>BCS had people defending herI'll never forget that. It was kinda unreal.
>>15033572The hottest thing about that image are the hooves. Those horse shoes are super pretty
>>15033590that's because BCS used to be a normal poster before she went off the deep end one dayyou don't really get anyone defending her any more
>>15033590The fact that the artist is being continuously insulted alone is enough to make this not a hugbox. When you factor in the size of the thread it's entirely insignificant anyway, there are bound to be two sides in a discussion, otherwise there would be no discussion. The only people who ever call MLPG a hugbox are the ones constantly shitting on artists even when it's entirely uncalled for, which happens a whole lot.
>>15033342I can explain it, it's called the stratum corneum and it's sensitive unless calloused no matter what you're doing.But hooves on the show are probably like the ones in real life since they were getting manicures that means that they're thick nails like horses and even they're not nails in general aren't sensitive and you can also look over to big mac that has hooves reminiscent of real life hooves.
>>15033599Sweetie and Rumble were made for each other.Tiny apple better back off.
>>15033548i really like that Rara
>>15033599actually, rumblebloom sounds much better
>>15033624Ponies can use actual horseshoes, and the ones we have seen both physically and in cutie mark representations have the holes for nailing into the hoof. We have also seen ponies driving nails into wood with just their hooves, so they are definitely hard and shaped like normal horse hooves
>>15033590>Even BCS had people defending her when she was going batshit crazy.Because they still remembered her from her better days and didn't know what she had turned into
>>15033609its basically a satyr with a horse face
>>15033640Meh Sweetie has a backup
>>15033623Only the popular attentionwhoring ones.
>>15033640Of course, those three will probably end up hitting puberty almost simultaneously.And Ponyville is stallion-deficient. That's gonna be an ugly day of "HE'S MAH BOY!" going on when it comes along.
>>15033623This two prove my point >>15033629>>15033676
>>15033672you forgot the alluring line where human turns into horse, and skin turns into fur
>>15033676>tfw an artist gets popular and is branded an attention whore simply because of popularity, and not because of anything they have done
>>15033669Sometimes it was odds because she would be shitposting constantly while they were defending her.
>>15033673But Spike's her first choice.
>>15033673The most kawaii
Scootaloo and Spike were made for each other.
>>15033694That's why mlpg is just a stepping stone to a better community like tumblr.
>>15033719And that's hateanon has won.
>>15033713Lyra, it's not Big Mac's fault he was born that way.
>>15033730>Wha- Big Mac? What are you talking about?
>>15033673Sweetie deserves better than someone that's just dating her because he can't have her sister.>>15033683>AB and Sweetie stop being friends because of Rumblepls no
>>15033729To be fair this threads are filled with cunts.
>>15033629>>15033691It's sad because the Krautism who started all of that bullshit was just shitting on him because he didn't want to do his request.
>>15033590MLPG only defends the popular ones. Anyone else and no one rushes to defend.
>>15033718>>15033704>>15033673OTPsSpike x ApplebloomSweetie Belle x RumbleScootaloo x Cobaltprove me wrong
I have never shitposted in mlpgI have never caused drama in mlpgI have never made those who try called their art shitI have spent to much time fantasizing one month about be a little mare too muchI have taken a few requests and never completed them due to my laziness.Do your good deeds outweigh your crimes mlpg?
>>15033744Sorry, Lyra, but it had to be this way.
>>15033754cunts are more useful than pussiesis true
E: FLANK ATTACK: THE GAME (unf)O: Go fastThe D: Every planet is the same how am I having fun
>>15033747She also deserves better than a BG pony that has the same amount of lines as Lyra,
>>15033762Actually his "friends" were the ones who started krautism. And oh wow, were are talking about kraut again. How long has it been? 3 days already?
>>15033764Anon defended me once.That was kinda heartwarming.
>>15033773>I have never shitposted in mlpgnice combo breaker brah
>>15033790A deserves a cute pegasus and not a greedy dragon.I will fight you.
>>15033800I'll admit it, I'm the one who started krautism.
What ship is best ship
>>15033811COME AT ME BRAH
>>15033792Pony thought you were a bad boy, I guess she'll find a naughtier anon to play with.
>>15033795IMMATOONLINK confirmed for good taste in music and also a bretty gut animator
>>15033718Scootaloo was made for a goddamn guillotine
>>15033795>Weird Al>Actually a cute OCCool
>>15033795god I've traveled so much that I hate those phrases so fucking much
>>15033821You're lucky there aren't many pictures of my ship or else I'd be posting them at you so hard. SO HARD.
I wish I was turned into a stallion.
>>15033841>Spikeity Fuck that shitEven Meghan made his friend zone status clear
>>15033839How did Fluttershy start anyway? There have been so many things in this fandom I forgot.
the only reason why people like rumble is because he's generic and not ugly enough to be shipped with any filly (or colt) and "work"
>>15033818Clearly these two
>>15033855flyingsaucer please leave
>>15033816Oh right, forgot I needed my trip now>>15033830Pony isn't a good judge of character>>15033841Sparity a shit
>>15033860Ormaybe because they are pedophiles.
>>15033850Like I'm doing now?Get wrekd
>>15033818Moth satyr and bat satyr is best ship.
>>15033859she's shyhe doesn't talk muchthey were obviously made for each otheralso deafdefiler wants to be fluttershy
>>15033859Well, Fluttershy started out as an earth pony who loved animals (and Pinkie, then 'Surprise' was a pegasus), but Faust decided it would be more interesting for Fluttershy to be a pegasus and that Surprise's character didn't benefit from any particular race so she might as well be a mudpony.
>>15033855But then you could only thurst about 3 times before cumming litres of cum!but then again when mares a pregnant they fuck every stallion in the herd
>>15033860It's horrible, i tells ya. If shipped with Scootaloo, i hope they die on a trip to the everfree
>>15033876Pony says jolly goodshow!
>>15033855If only anon, if only>>15033864that was not me anon just someone with very good taste
>>15033874>tfw no moth satyr porn yet
>>15033894I don't mean a pony stallion.I mean a full-on Clydesdale or something.
>>15033894good taste, and impossible dreams
>>15033888She forgot to call me an old boy
>>15033860Can't I just like him because he's adorable and I liked his voice?
>>15033904Pony says she never forgets anything. She just couldn't tell if you were a boy or gurl.
>>15033901Oh well that is different. I don't quite get the appeal but carry on anon, god speed
>>15033860I think he's cute looking, with nice hair and a cool name. Besides, everyone else gets shipped with everyone else. Don't have a fit over it.
>>15033906Stop liking so many things I likeBelly bulges? mah nigga
>>15033873You win this round.
pony kissing you and playing around with their flexible lips and long tongue
>tfw you realize horses are basically the vikings of the animal kingdom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOnFrfPRdEWHAT THE FUCK
>>15033901Don't reply as me, faggot, I want to be the pony stallion.
>>15033937i tease pony's lips with a carrot
>>15033944Don't pretend you're me, asshole. I know what I want and you're corrupting my dream.
>>15033942Viking horses you say?
Pony says to suck her off
>>15033858Who cares, that kiss is one for the books.
>>15033932why is spike asking Captain America to the dance?
>>15033929Maybe you should stop having such good taste.
>>15033858>implying it's still not cute
>>15033956Your dream is shit if it's anything other than a pony stallion or pony mare.
Goat says pony a shit
>>15033965Maybe they'd prefer Spikedash.
>>15033901>>15033944>>15033956>>15033981Guys, guys, it's alright.You're going to be Diamond Dogs.
>>15033964Quit horsing around.
>>15033993Pony says goat should eat shit
>>15033942i think you mean spartans
>>15034001They've been doing it to me, tooWant me to generate a trip for you?
>>15033999Diamond dogs are cute
>>15034014Nah, I'll probably just drop the name if it gets bad/annoying
>>15034014Yes please. It is really annoying.
>>15033999>You're going to be Diamond Dogs.
OH GODBIRD PONESTHEY HAVE FUCKING BEAKS
>>15034051imitation is the sincerest form of flatterydont get a trip
>>15034066You want a bone?
>>15034051AlrightI promise it wasn't a ruse to make you add me on skype>>15034078
>>15034072Fuck off dino fag
>>15034078IMMATOONLINK is so greathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVKYKX-eLM
>>15034115what, like, a starry skybox you can look up at?i guess that could work
>>15034080nigga that's gay
>>15034066>tfw will never be a diamond dog>tfw will never get a cute pat on the head for being a good girl
>>15034105Thanks for the offer, though.>>15034126The besthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmB_nR6Cwuk
>>15034105Whats your skype
>>15034153It honestly wasn't, but I realized after that I'd have needed to do that to give it to you personally>>15034158hurrrrYou could still add me, I don't mind as long as you aren't posing as someone else. dbNonymous
>>15034184>It honestly wasn't, but I realized after that I'd have needed to do that to give it to you personallyOr you could have had him join the steam group.
>>15034147In the backyard, then.
>>15034243But I don't go on steam any more.
>>15034243>tfw you all come from the shitposting steam groupNo wonder this place is turning to crap
>>15034251>So I can see you don't like Gay>Have you considered Ultra-Gay?
>>15033573I'm so sorry, but I got really, REALLY bored.
>>15034280I'm not part of the steam group.
>>15034290man that was just stupidand playdates=/=actual dates0/10 for not even trying
>>15034290>so what kind fo hobies do you haveI dread the moment someone asks me that.
So SAI 2 is in development. Has anyone tried the beta yet?
>>15034290I still appreciate it and it's a lot funnier than what i had in mind.Thank you.
Did you have your tray table up when the ride crashed?
GUYS THE DEPRESSION IS GONE
>>15034333Nope, have you rose?
>>15034319No, see, it's a play datePlay. Dat.e
>>15034345Well duh this isnt the 1930's anymore
>>15034324>>What kind of hobbies do you have?>Computers, electronics
>>15034354Don't get smart with me krabs. I went to college.
>>15034358BY JIMINY!IT ISN'T?
>>15034280>come fromThe steam group came from MLPG, not the other way around. To my knowledge (and I'll admit, I haven't been back in quite a while), nobody in the steam group wasn't part of MLPG first.
>>15034341>the ride crashed>and yet it keeps going
>>15034333Oh really?WILL THEY FINALLY PORT IT TO LINUX?
>>15034350>>15034376Ha ha, in your dreams.
>>15034184It's not a big deal. Still, again, thank you for offering
So wait, if I downlaod starbound now it should work on xp?
>>15034373Being from the steam group refers to being more active there rather than outright going there first and then to MLPG.
Would anyone be willing to draw some Godzilla and ponies art, perhaps Twilight dressed in a Godzilla outfit "pretending" to be King of all Ponies.
>>15034403Anon, just pirate a better operating system. Quit living in the past.
>>15034281Great, it's a date/
>>15034423not my computer.
>>15034431you mah nigga
>>15034431fuck off msob
>>15031824What if pirate ponies were after your booty?
oh geez, pony wahaha'd all over your carpet.
>>15034484I could see that happening.
>>15034490I don't have a carpet.
>>15034421What if Fluttershy does this?
>>15034503Oh, I see that the new godzilla movie is really going all out with the budget this time.
>>15034490Damn it, I told you to do it in my mouth
>>15034551>muffling a girl's ecstatic screams and moans with a deep, long, wet kissunf
>>15034557Do you think ponies run in their sleep like dogs sometimes?
>>15034484I would let them.
>>15034557Well I'm going to have to get lyra to puke and go to bed.As a straightedge anon I cannot let that sort of behavior continue.
>>15034557I'd never do anything sexual to that poor pony. It'd be like raping a child.
unf unf chubby cameltoe
>>15034573>AvastMBAM master race, scoots.
>>15034557Sure I would carry that pony to bed.
>>15034609What about Norton
>>15034649I think Rarity would use a mac and dash/pinkie/fluttershy would use norton.
>>15034648WHAT IFHOWABOUTNO_>>15034688Dorf pone and moth pone
>>15034688PONY DANCING IN THE STREET
>>15034675>Rarity uses a Mac because it's "for creative people"
>>15034688Fluttershy vs. the Pinkie horde.
>>15034688Marker pone teaching marker satyr how to boop.
>>15034701Rarity uses a mac because she doesn't know how to use a computer and she's been told those are easier to use.
>>15034688Octavia cum inflation
>>15034688Sweetie Belle in a bear costume
>>15034718I support this fully
>>15034688Dash wanting something to reprieve her of the Daring Do hiatus bluesAnd picking up berserk
>>15034688Rumble in a beer costume.
>>15034720Rarity uses a Mac because he's the biggest
FUCK MY BUTT
>>15033067>responding 2 hours laterBecause Dash always thinks she can winPeople agree to dumb bets all the time just because they think there's no way they can lose
Anyone here practice programming?
>>15034836a little, why?
>>15034857What are you practicing python?
How do you like your Boops, MLPG?
>>15034876>someone screencapped my post
>>15034874Learn where to put your commas.
The PC and the consols are my brothersThe shooter and the fighter are my friendsAnd if you walked in the footsteps of the neckbeardYou'll learn things you never thought you'd ever know
>>15034836I got a little into it but emotional problems derailed my studies so I'm kinda stagnant
>>15034895You're an artist now, Anon
How many of you fags live in Portland?
You can go to Equestria but only as a Kaijinhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Kaiyodo_kurokabe02s3200.jpg
>>15034984take your weaboo shit away from here
>>15034431>roleplaying in livestream chatI can't deal with this
>>15034833Having Dash squirm and beg for another round after she lost the bet is kinda unf..
>>15034333>SAI 2I've heard nothing about this. Hell I thought the company disappeared up its own asshole or something.What's it gonna be like? What are the planned additions?
>>15035018>roleplayingit makes me cringe every time. It remembers me of when I did it when I was 18.
>>15035033>What are the planned additions?They're upgrading the stabilizer so it can draw the whole thing for you.
>>15035028Wouldn't stop until she was a drooling mess.
rediv is a fat sack of shit
>>15035085Me neither.After that I'd suggest another bet to give her the chance to get her revenge.She'd be too much of a mess to have a chance against me anyway.
>>15035086Here comes the hugbox
GLOOOOOORIOOOUS PC MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTTTEEERR RAAAAAAAAACEEEEE
unf unf jiggly legsunf unf thick thighsunf unf squishy rump
>>15035135>tfw pillars of eternity
>>15035085>I think we have more to worry about than making sure our horse shoes match our hair bowsI knew she wore them
>>15035155how is it?
>>15035190It isn't out yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKoDTzea79Y
>>15035199It's most probably going to be shit.That's my attitude to everything in life and it's never failed me.
>>15035155>tfw reset>tfw TW3>tfw no man sky>tfw pillars of eternity>tfw planescape>tfw star citizen>mfw CoD:Ghosts was sold at it's absolute lowest for the series.
>>15035180Squishy and oh so soft~
>>15035231>tfw star citizenyou beefed it
>>15035231It still probably resulted in a 300% investment return but at least we have good games anyway>>15035257and then there's this faggot
>>15035257I didn't beef it, I hammed it.
Guys, I'm really starting to feel Lamia is becoming my favourite artist.What should I do?
>>15035275>>15035276Anonplspls_____________________Star citizen a shit
>>15035285I only like Lamia when he does something unf, like the Applebloom animation or that futa pinkie and the baby cakes.
>>15034503Nigga I would fake play that shit>I-I mean OH NO NOT THE DREADED FLUTTERZILLA; BUT can she fight the dreaded anon? With no face, how can she see what the next move is?in the end it turns into sex
>>15035311yeah, meant NSFW artist.
>>15035133Here comes the slugbox
Pinkie Pie put drugs in your drink and she's going to record the trip and upload it to youtube.
Is there going to be a movie stram tonight?
>>15035340I think some of their SFW art is pretty nice.
Today I woke in the dome of regret
>>15035392For the last FUCKING time, licorice is not drugs.Neither are pop rocks.
FRAGRANTHUGEUNWASHED PONY BALLS
>>15035308So many people say that with so little to back it up with. Even if it fails to deliver on half of its promises entirely you're still getting a great game which is amazing value considering the $40 pricetag, and if you deemed it unplayable because of p2w, fear not, you're getting an entire singleplayer game alike to Freelancer except with a whole lot more attention to detail that doesn't rely on multiplayer in the slightest and is entirely unaffected by how much you paid, although if you want you can play through it in coop, and if you really feel left out as you can't play in the persistent universe because of all the p2w ruining it you can host your own server and play there.
>>15035414I'll stream The Fellowship of the Ring followed by Mass Effect 2 and then Terminator 2.I like going A > B > A > B order when it comes to streaming stuff
Why did minituffts delete her tumblr?
>>15035479That .gif is so great.
>>15035564>>15035578She didn't, she renamed it and it broke the link.pricnessminituffs.tumblr.com
>>15035479WHERE'S MY BURRITOWHERE'S MY BURRITO
Pony changed your language, you now only speak German.
>>15035547S-spike! Such vulgarity!
>>15035661>you will never cuddle that
>>15035651That was intentional.
>>15035652Which pony would understand your national language?
>>15035652Sehr gutHat Pony sprechen auch Deutsch?
>>15035694Nonymous stream a movie.
>>15035759Not in the mood right now, maybe a little later.
>>15035652Death to the Jews.
>>15035652I AM BECOME KRAUTDESTROYER OF WORLDS
>anon scoot over
>>15035652Oh nein, bitte nicht Deutsch
>>15035661That kinda looks like BDF drew that
>>15035838It's purpleyoshi I think
>>15035804I want to get a little pony addicted to bacon.
>>15035808If you're going to be like that, I'll just sleep on the floor. Goodnight pony!
>>15035153R-Rara sama!!>>15035661R-Rara sama...
>>15035854>>15035804>you will never trick pony into eating horse meat
>tfw just woke up from getting up from computer chair and literally fainting on the bedi wonder what's wrong with me
>>15035886>"Oh ew, this tastes like horse meat!">'...How do you know what horse meat tastes like?'>"..."
TWILIGHT SPARKLE REALLY LOVES ME!
>>15035822I haven't watched a single episode of Japony, but I need to know, does Rarity have a rich anime girl laugh? Because that would be great.
>>15035886>That's...that's horrible!>It's sick!>It's...it's good...
>>15035928>that tiara.next princess confirmed.
> -Player reads the monologue instead of Ron PerlmanWhat the fuck preorder cancelled
>>15035952>what she doesn't know is that you put meth in it so she'd get addicted
>>15035808That's it! I'm going in the crevice!
>>15035921>Well if you're quite certain, of course~https://e621.net/post/show/350165/
>>15036011>Anon slips a hand between Applejack's butt cheecks>his fingers are crushed as she flexes her powerful glutes
>>15036028That's certainly not unf.
Pony called your boss "off his rocker" and said that "no human or pony could control the symbiotes"
>A proposal to legalize marijuana is happening in New YorkFucking disgusting, I hope it doesn't get passed.
>>15036073i...i have a boss?
>>15036050>>15036062I guess no one here watches Sunny
>>15036073I tell pony that was a video game and she should calm down.I don't even have a job.
>>15035886>pony is more insulted that you call it "horsemeat" and not "ponymeat"
>>15036116Oh yeah!!!! Awsome! I hope it passes! Of course the CIA will lose money from the cartel.
>>15036116I found the perfect image to respond to that just now on /a/, weirdly enough
>>15036116>The president is black, and gay marriage is legal, but i don't think we've pissed everyone off yet
>>15036170you should just report him so he can get banned yet again
>>15036171>gay asian women president soon
>>15036152Pony bets you play on kid-mode>>15036120Pony mumbled something about his secret laboratory in warehouse 69
>>15036186Yeah armor should get banned.
>>15036116New York is a terrible place, anon.Forget it exists.
I want to be a dentist in Equestria
>>15036202B-but muh concrete jungle where dreams are made uhh...
>>15036133I think I should download all the seasons, I remember watching a few eps and they were pretty enjoyableDAY MAN
>>15036196That's it. I'm cutting pony's internet. No more violent supernatural dramas for him.
>>15036211I want to endanger that smile
>>15036194I don't think Hilary is Asian, anon.
>>15036211>anon said I need braces>that's weird, he said I need them too
>>15036222They're great, haven't gotten around to watching season 9 yet though.
>>15036242I don't drink coffee>hurp durp I'm going to compare weed to caffeine, I'm so clever lol!
>>15036242ALSO ASPIRIN IS A DRUGSO DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT TAKING THAT JUST BECAUSE YOUR JAW HURTS YOU DRAGON FUCKNUGGET
What normally happens in a pony bed?I can't even remember what happens in a human bed... it's been so long since I've slept...
>>15036317They sometimes sleep standing up.
sex with daring do
>>15036317Pony is ded for a few hours and then she comes back to life.
>>15036211oh man she is so cute
>>15036343>Anon gets used to ponies sleeping standing up>one day he comes across a pony lying on her side in the park>"OH GOD SOMEONE GET AN AMBULANCE">"What the hell Anon I'm trying to take a nap."
>>15036355When did pony turn into a vampire?
>>15036387>"RIP in peace"
Where da white ponies at.
>>15036383She keeps them in a glass of water while she sleeps
>>15036421in the royal guard
>>15036401Pony is not vampire. Vampire is part pony.
>>15036451But that's a pink pony.
>>15036466Isaac please stop, she's clearly white.
>>15036317Pffhaha, I love this pic.
>>15036480I beg to differ
>>15036529Why is Pinkie featured twice?
>>15036459I like Shiny a lot more since his story arc in the comic.
>>15036480If there was some kind of regulation on cuteness, this pony would be outlawed.
>>15036480i wish i had a big pink pony like her to snuggle with
>>15036549This 'Princess Pinkie Pie' is really on its way to become a new epic meme, right?I'm glad I'm there to witness it ;)
>>15036421Please specify white pony
>>15036554Me tooI always liked Shiny and Taffymane's designs, and I was really happy to see them both finally get some characterization
>>15036577Why are you upset over the truth?
>>15036588Cadance looked really cute in the comic, too
>>15036583I want new drippy pony
>>15036554Same. I need a good reason to like Cadence, though. She's still pretty boring.
>>15036628Drippy pony you say?
Look at this very pretty pony.LOOK AT HER!
>>15036630WHOA SPOILER THAT SHIT BRO
>>15036656I wish she'd drip more
>>15036588>Male alicorn2.3 gigahitlers.
>>15036626Her and Shiny's friends were cute too.
>>15036659what is retarded muffin pone's name againI forgot
Pony said it's alright, but where's the fucking drop?
>>1503665910/10 would take to gara
>>15036242>tfw just bought $250 coffee machine with built in grinder, just put in water and change filter to get coffees>tfw it tastes fucking amazing. not as good as an aeropress buy close enough
>>15036682Ditzy. Ditzy Doo.>>15036687You're not the only one wondering.
>>15036674You get a cute female Shining Armor in exchange though
>>15036669She just needs something to drool over
Somebody drop a handful of good porn pics into imgur.I lost my old computer.Fuck sifting through derpibooru or that shit. Gimme the good stuff.
how to destroy anything you dont likejust say "lol, is this the birth of an epic new meme?"
>>15036713It's a tough call sure but I have to draw the line at male alicorns.
>>15036736>destroy anything you dont likeThats not very nice...
http://derpy.me/dkchySo how are you doing today, MLPG?
pony should pony pony__
>>15036800[cue bass drop from "Let me hit it"]
>>15036800Do you think Rainbow Dash would like dubstep?
>>15036814Can pony pony multiple ponies?
Pony thinks Joel McHale is god for ripping Geoff a new one while on air.
>>15036822>>15036823And they say this is not a hivemind.
>>15036822When I'm going fast is still my favorite one of those.
>>15036841Who is "they"?
>>15036838I'm afraid you don't love me.
>>15036735I hope these are good enough. I picked at randomhttp://imgur.com/a/D2TOE
>>15036873I wish I had a decent computer back when Tribes was not ded
got bored, coloured in some thing I found on the internetdid I miss anything in this pic or is it good
>>15036887>"how do stocks work">"this thing is going down, ea dead"
>>15036900>tfw every time I join the hype dies and I'm the only one playing
>>15036900Sorry to hear that man. It was amazing.
>>15036911No one in here said that though
>>15036928Did dash lose at soggy waffle again?Sometimes I wonder if she even TRIES
>>15036955how do you play soggy waffles?