SpacehorseWinghorsePrincesshorseAll of these things and moreIt's Celestia timeLandhorse: >>14987975
>>14992425Celestia is a nice horse. I do hope she gets her own episode soon.
>>14992373ANON! We agreed that nuclear weaponry is cheating!
>>14992444fuck that, I never signed any treaties
I love pony. Don't you love pony, Anon?
>>14992425It's not day yet though, it's not even Twilight.
>>14992460I love pony more than you
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>>14992460>>14992466I love pony the most.No one can love pony more than me.
Stop bein dead
rip in pizza
>>14992486but my friends are dead, my family is dead, and I am deadpony over
>>14992486fine, I'll be bed instead.
Pony shouldn't be out in the dark night.
>>14992496n-no!now I can't be bed
Pony's face when she learns of your favourite fetish
>>14992501that face looks terrifying
>>14992501Pony is my favorite fetish.Pony is my only fetish.
>>14992490such a pretty pony
>>14992501But my fetish is pony.
>Get off the table
>>14992513Anal isn't a fetish
>>14992501Either surprised that it's something so vanilla, or she thinks it's uncouth
>>14992531I would strongly argue otherwise
>>14992531Anything not strictly 'penis in vagina' is a fetish.
someone post something lewd on imgurI want to see if this script works or not
pony should wear bloomers
>>14992548>not having a PiV fetish
>>14992553SWEETIE BELLE GET OUT OF MY ROOM
>>14992501Rape and Orgasm Denial.
>>14992561But she wants to show you her new bloomers.
>>14992553what's going on with the background
>>14992501This is actually pretty accurate. Twilight seems like she would be the kind of girl who's into urethral sounding.
>>14992570Those are my bloomers, she has no business wearing them
http://derpy.me/agathoidwatching kill the irishman, a mobster movie
>>14992577>wtf is that>google it>grab junkwhy would anybody do this
>>14992584I dunno it sounds alright
>>14992581so what's up with these constant stram links of yours these days
>>14992584It's not painful if done correctly, apparently it's a pleasant feeling.
>>14992587i'm a fucking stream whore what do you think
>>14992584It feels great, AnonGetting down to your prostate is just something else
>>14992588I know I've tried beginner sounds and it was still terrible
>>14992584It feels good when you do it right, Anon. And it helps a little if you like pain.
http://i.imgur.com/h6k0aho.jpg>rarities destinybest image ever.
>>14992596>Rarity will never be magically forced on your dick
>>14992592I'd like to get down to my prostate one day. But for now, I only use a sharpie, so it won't reach. The thickness is great though.
>>14992602>I only use a sharpie>a sharpieHOLY FUCK IT IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY IF YOU DON'T POST THAT SOMEWHERE UNLESS THERE ARE SOME BIRO SIZE SHARPIES I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
Rarity is not a slut.
>>14992611of course she isall of the ponies are huge sluts
>>14992611>rarity as a sperm
>you will never make pone's belly swell with your viscous semen
I don't really like Griffons but they looks like fun to hug
>>14992626I agree, but I'd rather rub a griffon's belly given the option
I would love to spark a bowl with Trixie, I bet she'd be funny as hell.Also: Someone post something for me to masturbate too.
>>14992626Sure, until they peck your eyes out and slash your chest open with their mighty talons
>>14992635>get high with trixie>she drinks all your juice>complains about how there's never enough and fleeshttps://e621.net/post/show/349783
>>14992608Just one of these, guy. I had a pic at one point, but I think it's since gotten baleeted.
>>14992649>not having 4 gallons of v8 splash on hand at all timesApparently I am prepared for this happenstance.
>"What are you playing, anon?"
If you were a pony what would you say to the other ponies who were trying desperately to get anon's attention?
>>14992649>child hugging a voluptuous amazon's thick thighWhy did I not know I had this fetish?
holy shit mlpg slow down
What is twilight finds loli attractive?
>>14992666Calm down Satan, Twilight isn't into that
>>14992666What a fitting question for satan to ask.I'd rape them both at the same time.
>>14992659it's called saltybetit's not really a game but you can play too if you want
>/mlp/ hates the new episode>/co/ hates the new episode>Bronies hate the new episodeIt's over, S4 is finished
>>14992678are you trying to shitpost or does it just come naturally
>>14992678/mlp/ sure seemed to like the last one though.
>>14992661sit on his face
>>14992653>v8 splashpony drinks half a gallon then vomits all over your bathtub
>>14992659BF4 SingleplayerWant to unlock those guns for MP
>>14992678This just proves that Dash is worst pony>mmdw>micro series>daring don't
>>14992734I like all those things.
>>14992734it's still weird thing to consider since read it and weep was one of the better episodes
>>14992474I just noticed that we nearly stopped making these posts.
What if pony's colours were reversed?
Does anyone have the 'fuck your maker' logo?
pony is crying so hard her nose is drippingshe's begging you not to eat her, she'll do anything
>>14992745the source is always on horsefucking.co if you ever want to post it yourself
>>14992749You tell me.
>>14992753I am surprise Issac stop posting these. I guess the game stop being relevant LONG ago.
>>14992749I've been saving my Master Ball for this moment
>>14992758>worst pony hugging decent ponyUhm, so the cuteness actually increases in this case study.
>>14992758Why is she so perfect?
>>14992754I didn't say I wanted to eat her. I said I wanted to eat her out.
>>14992678Sauce on the bronies?I don't see the problem with the new episode, it was meh, but still entertaining, only biased retards like >>14992734 "hates" it.
>>14992754Why would I eat her?FIne, she is my roommate and she have to help out with the chores. We also have to share bed.
>>14992754alright, but she has to eat me instead
>>14992788I don't "hate" it, but you can't tell me it isn't the worst of S4 so far
>>14992765Thanks, but wasn't there one that was based on the MLP logo?
>>14992788from what I've noticed, bronies don't seem to like the whole "Daring do" is real aspect and dash being a cuntI liked it tho, could've been far more worse
>tfw no pony on human cunnilingus or human/pony 69
>>14992809Yes there is
>>14992800Yeah but that's not saying much.>>14992804>and dash being a cuntBut how was she a cunt? She was to the contrary spergy as fuck this time, and felt bad for disappointing daring.I don't see anything "cuntish" here, it's like you guys want her to remove her entire personality and transform her into Fluttershy or otherwise everything she does is cuntish.
>>14992814>not posting any
>>14992804Isn't that actually the worst part? The fact that the more complicated characters (Twi, RD, Rar) besome 2d and the others (FS, PP, AJ) lose what saved them from being a one-adjective character?
>>14992765I was letting Isaacanon handle that.>>14992753>>14992803This one?
>>14992779pony doesn't believe you, as she's hanging from a spit looking directly at the (upside-down) chewed bones of your previous victims in a pile in the corner of the cave
>>14992839those bones are decorativethis isn't even my cave, I'm just renting this place until I can get a place in ponyville
>>14992824I'm just really going by what someone I know told me right after the episode aired.He didn't like what they did with Rarity in Castle-maneia either, so I don't really care about his opinions.
>>14992837Yes, thank you! I hoped it would have a higher res, but I guess this is the original.
>>14992804I hate this "cunt" thing because it's almost a meme now. /mlp/ spouts it everytime with Dash just to distance themselves with the autistic "2fast" but in doing so we look like morons ourselves by reducing the character like that.
>>14992853She is a cunt though
>>14992845pony is skeptical, considering that celestia has significantly subsidized the cost of housing in ponyville, unless you're having trouble with form I-38J, which has shown to be a significant stumbling block to home ownership among non-native speakers of pony.
>>14992860And you probably are more of a cunt than she'll ever be.
>>14992853This board is always saying that Rarity and Rainbow fans hate each other. So Rainbow Dash threads always have people calling her a cunt, while Rarity threads have people calling her a slut. It's probably just people jumping on the bandwagon because they think it's true.
>>14992873>>14992853You need to calm down when people call your shitty waifu a cunt
>>14992853Now you know how Rarityfags feel.
>>14992865the problem is my "case worker" took my money and ranI was scheduled to be converted to a pretty mare and everything
>>14992849Oh, I had the .png in the folder, too, that might help. Didn't notice I posted the .jpg.
I can still be your waifu, right?
>>14992878It's just sad, it feels more like /b/ than /co/.I wonder if they would call Faust a cunt too for thinking of RD, she's a slight feminist herself and obviously like a character like that that break the usual "little girl" formula, and yet she's reduced as cunt because "le meme".
>>14992881What's wrong, Pinkie Ponks?
>>14992893pony thinks that's sad.she says she'd be willing to help expedite your housing forms if you'd untie her from this spit and direct her back to town
>>14992905Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Celestia C'nteylot wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>14992930Pinkie, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full.
>>14992901Rainbow Dash is my favorite pony, but I don't hate Rarity or her fans at all. In fact I think Rarity often has really great scenes, even in episodes where she isn't the main focus.
>>14992917sure, she was only up there because she looked cold and I tied her up because I didn't want her to falltown is straight east from here but it's a bit of a walk and it's getting late.I'd be happy to walk her there in the morning if she doesn't mind staying the night.I looted some bean paste from a griffon bandit camp if she's hungry!
>>14992937Same for me, and I think its the same for most of MLPG.It's just the majority of /b/tards "fanfags" that act that way, I just feel they are on the rise on this board, that's what worries me.
>>14992893Ah, that. There are no pretty mare conversions. You got taken in, boyo.
>>14992954Aww man, the guy had a letter from Celestia and everything
>>14992967It was probably one of them dragon forgeries. Highly illegal if you're caught with one.
>>14992930I wonder how Celestia would take to being converted to a great old one
I had a dream last night where I was fucking my girlfriend and then twilight mind controlled me and enter my mind and then we were both fucking her at the same time with my dick.
>>14993006is this what having a tulpa is like
>>14993015depends. do you have a mental illness
>>14993026nothing diagnosedI'm functional enough to avoid brain doctors
>>14993041she loves giving it to anons gif
Pony cries herself to sleep every night because she believes no-one loves her
>>14993043then no. it's not like 'having' a tulpa
>>14993053Is that good or bad?
>>14992946Pony thinks that's kind of you, after throwing a blanket over the ghastly display of 'decorative' bones she shares a nice meal with you before falling asleep in your arms.
help i need something happy to watch after seeing that video of the guy getting fucked by a horse and dyingwhy did i watch that
>>14993053I do the same thing as ponyI cry the most when I was dumb enough to believe that someone might actually like me for a momentAt least that pony has animals and purpose
>>14992853>>14992878>>14992901>thinking it's an /mlp/ thingHaha, wow. It's like no one here has been on /a/ for more than 5 minutes>inb4 kids saying 'fuck off weeaboo pedophile, le chinese cartoons aren't for mature people such as myself'
>>14993064>'decorative'no, they really arethey're hollow plasticexcept the one I drilled out and filled full of winedon't tell my landlord about that one
>>14993104Anime is alright, but /a/ is not.Though you belong on /b/.
>>14993053Good. That pony is terrible and deserves to suffer.
>>14993117that helped, but i think i'm going to have to cut out my eyes or commit sudoku or something
>>14993139http://www(dot)uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13199i don't recommend watching it, but here
>>14993134http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVE5VdL916Ihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzS7OLd6fawhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SN2AAryvTohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKUybmRse7othese might help too
>>14993134why DID you watch that. i mean, the whole mr. hands thing is famous enough now that you had to know what you were getting in to.it's sorta like, i don't have any sympathy for people who watch 2girls and come out sickened. i mean, come on man. you were warned.
Evens: Get ready and go somewhere.Odds: Stay home.
>>14993154morbid curiosity, but i would say this is a very good example of curiosity killing the cat>>14993152thanks
pones are NOT for sexually
pones are DEFINITELY for sexually
>>14993189maybe if you want to have your colon thrashed
>>14993197maybe I do
>>14993199well i wish you luck good sir and i hope your death is as painless as possible
Watch me swooce right in
>>14993197I don't want a pony thing inside me. I don't want to go inside a pony unless they want me there. I just want to cuddle, stroke, lick and kiss a pony. I want to brush its mane and tell it that it's a good pony.love knows no mere boundaries of speciesor time
>>14992898No fuck you nerd.Your cunt is showing, put that away.
>>14993203>i hope your death is as painless as possibleyou and me both
>>14993150what the fuck
>>14993197who was talking about horseswe were talking about pones
>>14993208daily reminder that pony isn't real
can we talk about happy things?how would you cuddle your waifu?
>>14993226I don't have a waifuI think waifufags are the worstI want to cuddle all the ponies
>>14993234how would you cuddle all the ponies?
>>14993236three or four at a time
>>14993236ponies cuddle your dick
>>14993208pony is really creeped out and wants you to go away
who's your waifu? who's your non mane six waifu?
>>14993226If she wants too, of course.>>14993234>I want to cuddle all the poniesStop hogging the ponies.
>>14993252>having a waifu>having more than one waifu
>>14993255i don't personally have a waifu, but i like hearing about nice things like waifus
Evens: Buy something stupid that I want.Tails: Save my money.
>>14993252What is a Waifu?
>>14993267>TailsWow, I fucked that up.
>>14993261>Stop hogging the poniesI'm not hogging shitit's not like I'm keeping them in a cuddledungeon foreverthey're free to leave if they're not having fun
>>14993278I am sure all of them will leave and they will inform Celestia and the Royal Guard about your dark deed!
is derpibooru down for anyone else?
i need picturespictures of rumble
>>14993288yeah, I tried to get a picture of a pony hours ago and it hasn't come back
>>14993294no, you get Thunderlane instead
>>14993294Why do you need most sexual pony?
is there a female pony that uses the male pony base?
>>14993325as far as I know, Rumble is the only pony that has crossed the gender/outline barrier
>>14993339okay, thank you
>>14993342for what it's worth: Fleur-de-Lis was the first non-princess to use the tall pony model
>>14993346Fleur is such a qt. I wish there was more of her around.
>>14993381oh tthats richgood post anon
>>14993411Time for the sun!
Fluttershy likes you so much that she made meatloaf and is ready to eat some to make you happy
>>14993428She doesn't have to do that.
>>14993428Was it anyone she knew?It doesn't count if she can't name who it was made out of
>>14993425has pony been booping overtime
my ball is so smooth
>>14993423it kinda bugs me that when artists want to make twilycorn like celestia and luna they just take her regular hair and put stars in it like she's luna
>>14993463How would you design an elder Princess Twily mane?
Hey assholesPost pony
>>14993561I cannot postpone any longerMy computer might explode
>>14993561you're not the boss of me
DO THE D-A-N-C-E1-2-3-4-5
>>14993571drawing a lot of wrinkles in the scarf like that seems to make the simple style pretty useless
>>14993589how about this, instead
>>14993603it's all messy and sloppy thoughare you sure?
>>14993618what about this, instead?
>>14993638as long as the style of the cloth and pony match
>>14993638That isn't a pegasus I want to cuddle, though.
>We're sorry, Gilda cannot be on the show right now, she's currently on a journey of self discovery.
>>14993644you can't tell which pegasus it is, thoughthat's the whole point of the maskto obscure their identityyou're not cheating, are you?no cheating allowed!
>>14993700Just because it obscures their snout doesn't mean it obscures something more important, like their mane or their cutie mark.
how many days would you wait to call pony after she gives you her number?
>>14993724zero, you're supposed to call her that evening
Got any L4D crossover pictures?
>>14993724I probably wouldn't have the balls to do it at all.Even if I did, I'd probably freeze up the second it goes to voicemail and it will and say something stupid and then she won't like me anymore and then I'll be depressed again and then curl up against a corner or some shit like that.
>there are over 10 of these in a row on my dashboard>>14988310OVERBOOPS
PONY K.E.M. STRIKE INBOUND
>>14993748you should see a doctor about your depressionProzac is pretty great
>>14993770I live with my parents; I don't want them to know how fucked in the head I am.
>>14993781Please, nobody cares if you're depressed.It affects like a bazillion people.
>>14993781Real talk: your parents already know something's fucked up with youseeking help will probably only improve your standing in their eyes
>>14993800I don't tell them anything ever, so I highly doubt that.
>>14993810you're right, it's perfectly normal to never speak with your housemates, everoh waitit's not and you're fucking crazy
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14993823stop trying to make anon more paranoid
>he still hasn't killed himself
>>14993834but anon is behaving erratically he deserves a little extra suspicion
>>14993823>it's not and you're fucking crazy
>>14993846he has enough to deal with from himself
>shower all the way on hot>still freezinggodammit poniespls wrap up winter
>>14992993>>14992993>>14992993It's fucking happening.Well hopefully eventually going to happen.
>>14993862LEL IT'S ONLY DECEMBER NIGGA #REKT #YOLO #MILEYCYRUS
>>14993855he wouldn't have so much to deal with if he just admitted he had a problem and sought appropriate help >>14993870it's never going to happen
DAKARA HIGH HIGH HIGH
>>14992898No. You're mean to Twilight and you're a bitch. Go away.
>>14993874>worse than saying I don't believe in fairy's
>>14993892fairies not fairy's
>>14993892don't you dare make that face at me
Would you race with pony?
sex with demon sunset shimmer
>>14993909>"I was only pretending to be retarded!"
>>14993911Cuddling with redeemed Sunset Shimmer
>>14993911Demons are for ripping and tearing
>>14993929>no-one will do a DOOM parody of the equestria girls demons, simply becuase equestria girls was that shit
>>14993947All we would have is SS as a cyberdemon.
>>14992993>>14992993Here comes the leaks
>>149939801. you're 2slow2. it ain't gonna happen
>>14993980that's an absurdly inefficient way to search for leaksApplejack the ripper would have told us if that were a viable option, right?
holy shit it is so goddamn coldwhat I wouldn't give for a nice warm pone right about now...
>>14994007>tfw no cocksleeve pony to keep your penis warm
>>14994012I'd rather just cuddle up with pony under a blanket and share some hot chocolate with them.
>>14994007CONGRATULATIONS, MORTALYOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED ONE (1) BURNING PRINCESS CELESTIAENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
Which pony would have the warmest buns?
>>14994022uh ok i can live with thathow long is she burning for
>>14994022HOLY FUCK CELESTIA ON FIRE JUST DROPPED ON MY HEADOH GOD
>>14993980holy shit that image
>>14994031THEORETICALLY SHE CAN BURN FOR OVER A THOUSAND YEARS>>14994034HA HA, ENJOY YOUR FIREPONY>>14994027Princess CelestiaUnless you're using "buns" in a symbolic mannerthen all bets are off, but Celestia does have some warm buns
>>14994020see, this guy knows
But where did Markerpony come from?
>>14994062The figment of anon's fetishes?
>purposely waiting for or searching for leaksIt's like some people just want pony to be over with as soon as possible so they can go back to the hiatus.
>>14994062she was generated algorithmically out of the chaos
>>14994062When the marker was born. When the show is over, she disappear into the internet.
>>14994048silly ugly horse.
>>14994067>intentionally avoiding leaksit's like some people don't even like watching the pony show
>>14994076I like masturbating but my dick hurts if I do it too much
>>14994074But she'll be forever in our hearts right?
pony stayed up past her bedtime
>>14994085I'm sorry you have your own physical limits, but you shouldn't expect to the rest of us to hold back because of your failings
>>14994074What about Gloomy?
>>14994075>google image search
>>14994069>>14994074>>14994065But who made her?
>>14994087Yes, sure. Gloomy will still exist though.
>>14994097this bottle of pills says you should not take more than 2 per dayfuck that, I'm going to take the entire bottle RIGHT now
>>14994096I stay up too late every damn night. I'm in no position to criticize.
>>14994102We all made hertogetherI mean, some guy drew her for the first time. But he only put her energy in to form. If you're looking for a history lesson you'll have to look elsewhere
>>14994115>tfw no MLPG historian expert
This guy enters your shop and asks for a pony
>>14994127Sorry sir, I don't have any eggs on me.
>>14994128obsidian solitairesome guy who doesn't post anymore
>>14993750I saved it allI hope he makes more
>>14994128Old drawfag. Used to draw some weird but cool stuff.
>>14994127Sorry, this guy took all the ponies.
>>14994145You have really shitty stock then.
>>14994152Nope, he took all 2085 ponies.He had to get hundreds of Uhauls to take it back to his electric castle.
something about cucumbers and meta metashitposts
>>14994162Well i'm going to need directions to this electric castle to buy one of him, then.
>>14994143>>14994139ohwe should really log the artists who post here or something
>>14994168It's on mars.only rediv is going to get these references
>>14994168buy one OFF of him, that is.
>>14994171Sentenal plsit's called the Who's Who and it's fully voluntary
>>14994171That is what the Whoswho forhttp://derpy.me/WhosWho
>>14994175How do i get there, then?Ayreon is pretty good. You ain't the only one.
SHES JUST A STEP AHEAD
>>14994178what about butt
>>14994186You have to travel across the rainbow bridge
>>14994184see >>14994181if you've drawn ponies for the general and you want to be listed say something right now and I will personally bother Cosmo until you're added
>>14994195apple is good with butt
>>14994202I see.That's neat.
>>14994206how much can apple butt
>>14994208so, what's the dealhave you drawn us a pony?You want to be included, don't you?
>tfw I know and can recognize every trick in a salesman's repertoire but am too much of a doormat to properly resist themMy wallet hurts.
>>14994218ew noponies are for gaysI'm only here for Markerpony.
>>14994211apple would like to butt alot butt she has to apple so she her family can live on apple
>>14994229so are you here for the fetishes are you one of the absolutely disgusting purityfags?
>>14994229You will like this then.http://ask-mlp-general.tumblr.com/
sex with Pinkie Pie
>>14994225>tfw dumb as nails and naive as fuckI believe everything people tell meit's the worst
>>14994238Stop shoving that shit here, Croptool.
>>14994243but the last update is 2 months ago
marker pony challenges you to a 2500ml race
pony touched you inappropriately last night while you were sleeping
>>14994255continuous sex with pinkie pie
>>14994253I know the guy's lying when he says he likes me and that I'm getting some special deal, but I lack the nerve to call him on it or just say I'm not interested.
>>14994253Taking everything seriously like sarcasm is a symptom of aspergers
>>14994262Your dreaming. Pony does not exist.
>>14994262But I do the same to pony every night.He doesn't seem to mind...
You have 10 minutes to give me a good reason i shouldn't delete all my sexualized pony art and porn.
>>14994260>insist on Price is Right rules>pony loses because it went over
>>14994278Pony told me she exists!
>>14994286The internet could go down forever tomorrow and you wouldn't have any pony porn to fap to
>>14994238If ponies were real I'd be a purity fag
>>14994291You are seeing things, anon. Stop eating expired goods.
>>14994297All the best pony faps I've had have been from my imagination
>>14994255>Pinkie will never bite the pillow as you're going down on her
Baby its cold outside~
>>14994286You should never insist on sweeping changes or all-or-nothing strategies no matter what the subject is. Gradualism is the way to go.
>>14994314Yes it is.And here I am without any decent winter wear.
>>14994311>while she's winking
>>14994311>feel>try not to feel>feel hard
>>14994314But ponies have a thick coat for winter. We see them without wintergears in the show.
>>14994326>"It's like I'm kissing you back!"
>>14994238Oh god, does that continue?
>>14994319They haven't interested me for over a month.In fact the thought of fapping to anything has begun making me sick.
>>14994351Are you on antidepressants?
>>14994309A good erotic picture gives the imagination something solid to grasp onto and grow.
Does MLPG still remember?
>>14994260something something Gloomy something hiatus production
>>14994356night horse are the best horse
>>14994171>tfw AB is dead >tfw Apple hats us>tfw BDF is ded>tfw Caluriri is ded>tfw Changelingbro is ded >tfw Cheshire hats us >tfw ciircuit hats us>tfw Corwin is ded>tfw Creepy Curse is ded>tfw Dafty is ded >tfw Dalapony is ded>tfw Disco hats us >tfw Don.ko is ded >tfw Endii was killed by MSOB>tfw Gypsymagic is ded >tfw Hoppip is ded >tfw Jalm is ded>tfw Jailbait is ded>tfw Javkiller is ded>tfw Klondike hats us>tfw Kloudmutt hats us>tfw Kraut is ded and hats us>tfw LK is ded>tfw lolip hats us>tfw Megasweet hats us>tfw Mocha hats us >tfw Moe is ded >tfw Moophins is ded >tfw MiLes is ded >tfw Metals is in jail >tfw Nithirian is ded>tfw Noel hats us >tfw No-Ink hats us>tfw NPA is ded >tfw NTSTS hats us >tfw Obsidian is ded>tfw PHN hats us >tfw Peanus is ded>tfw PNGLN hats us>tfw PS is ded>tfw Rei is ded >tfw Reu hats us >tfw Ross is alive>tfw Rubro is ded>tfw Saine is ded and hats us>tfw Scherzo hats us >tfw Shout hats us >tfw Smile hats us >tfw TAW is ded>tfw Tess hats us >tfw Tex hats us >tfw Unity is ded
>>14994389>>tfw Ross is alive
>>14994389Visually scrolling down that list I could swear the tfw's were changing letter order.
>>14994365I like reading erotic greentext more than looking at erotic pictures
>>14994389>aliveha ha!I will take a request!Just one!And it's probably going to be perverted beyond recognition!No promises though!
>>14994280post sex cuddles with pinkie pie
>>14994414sneezing apple pony
>>14994408Maybe I'm just biased because I can make my own.
>>14994417This is amazing
>>14994417Less bounce? I like it
>>14994408Have an old classic.
>>14994417marker pony is still a very ugly pony
>>14994414Applejack carry all the other ponies on her back.
>>14994417love it, why is Gloomy a blob though
>>14994424Maybe I am too.
>>14994429Yeeeees, this will do nicely.
requests?>>14994389>I'm not dedThis list is full of shit
>>14994417Why is she saying "Aaah"She's supposed to be saying "boop"
>>14994455oh yeah?How about this?
>>14994463Celestia being annoyed because a Mothpony is buzzing around her horn every time she uses magic.
Do we have a satellite pony?
>>14994463Pinkie and Applejack having a book fight while Twilight watches in horror.
>>14994463>>14994478This one's cute and it's Mothpone Monday
>>14994469Okay, not so much that one.
Pony is not for sticking your dick in to
>>14994463unicorn of your choice getting their horn stuck in a tree
>>14994479Even a pony can end up fallen, don't you cry because you're crawlin'Start again, it's a beautiful mornin' for satellites
>>14994389>implying I'm not ded
Whats opinion on MGQ3? worth playing?
POST UNF PONES PLS
Pony is for sticking your dick into
>>14994499>started with the first one two days agoDamn, I'd hit Alice so hard
Pony is for sticking your vagina into.
>>14994504What if pony wanted to stick his dick in you?
>>14994389I'm ded but I don't hat you.
>>14994503Pinkie Pie is a very fun pony.
>>14994484alright, how about this one
>>14994455im watching you
>>14994523fun is just a buzzword pinkie
>>14994463If you feel like it, have Dash (or another Pegasus) wear this armor and showing it off.
we lewd now?
>>14994531>"You mean all this time I haven't really been having fun, and fun doesn't exist and is just an artificial construct that people use to convince themselves that they don't have terrible taste?"
What is your favorite S4 meme>Frosting>Golden Twily Cane>Drinking semen>Funny Rainbow Dash face
>>14994565two of those aren't even memes
IT WORKED IT WORKED
>>14994558I spend three weeks looking for this.
>>14994579but why is she so happy
>>14994521He can try
Do you ever wonder if anyone has ever fapped to your art, I mean even including non-lewd artists. How many times has someone finished themselves to your art in the world.I wonder...
>>14994586Because she doesn't have wings anymore
>>14994483But I already drew a mothpone today>>14994534okay
>>14994586Pone likes Converse.
>>14994499Nice digits you got there.And I don't even care if it would be bad or anything, I've waited on this part since I finished part 2 three days after it came out, so I'm gonna fucking finish the whole thing.
>>14994597Not really. I'm sure someone did though.
>>14994586BECAUSE SHE HAS SNEAKERS
>>14994597Considering I have a porn tumblr, yes
>>14994586Because it worked
>>14994602>But I already drew a mothpone today
>>14994550It was so hard to resist masturbating before I finished capping that, jesus christ
>>14994599Why would she be happy if she was downgraded?
I've never actually heard Faust speak before.I think I'm in love.I already have been adoring her far more than is healthy. She is almost like a god. In fact my idea of the unknowable, indescribable Creator of our universe is personified in my mind as Lauren Faust.
mewball draw a bat ponoe
>>14994597I'm almost certain someone has masturbated to my "art"what bothers me, is that there's at least one person in MLPG that is afraid to post smut because of some dumb/awful reasoning like they don't want to be associated with pornography or they hate people being happy or something
>>14994594that one made me exhale more air through my nose than usual
>>14994625Why is that a gifthat's the worst gif I've seen all dayAnon go sit in the cornerI'll draw more moth tonight
>>14994597No, but someone edited out the word "not" in that Rumble pic I did so it said "for sexual."
>>14994635remind me latergotta take a chem final in like 30 mins
>>14994637I would draw porn but I can't find a style in which I can do to make it have that appeal.
>>14994637tfw facesitting is my fetish and I have made tons of pictures of it, but to scared to post
>>14994637>what bothers me, is that there's at least one person in MLPG that is afraid to post smut because of some dumb/awful reasoning like they don't want to be associated with pornography or they hate people being happy or somethingSorry.
>>14994541There's RR fanfiction? where
>>14994658I will tell you latergood luck on your examnerd
>>14994558>She makes a small smile, trying to ease your apparent misgivings, "Please sir, we're professionals. You have nothing to be worried about.">Openly propositioning anon 5 minutes laterWhat was the point of that line then
>>14994664>making facesitting pictures>not posting them8.7 TERAHITLERS
>>14994670How? Does she even have a personality beyond being fat?
i guess since i'm not a artist i wouldn't know, but would that be a good thing to have people fap to your art? unless you actually care about what people do in there free time.
>>14994664Facesitting really is top tier.
>>14994630Is this post really here or have I glitched or somethingI hope not, if it's real then someone actually fucking read something I posted
>>14994664>>14994667post them all you faggot
>>14994670>RR fanfiction...well I'd fap to it.if it wasn't too fetishy for me, which it probably would be.
>>14994689i guess if i was a porn artist it would be cool cause it means my pictures are hot at leastas a non-porn artist i would think its hilarious
>>14994687Well, the same applies to Rainbow Dash and there's plenty of fanfiction featuring her
>>14994689Well, if it was porn you know at least that the picture did what it was supposed to do
>Twilight forcefully arousing anon with magic even though she's not even there.Like anon could be talking to the princess or his waifu and Twilight would be sending him lewd mental images and stroking his dickAlso she would magically enhance his semen production, making him cum like a geyser.>Hey anon? Why are you leaking cream?
>>14994675>>14994699>>14994629lyra pls learn how to use a camera
>>14994705Mewball please you've drawn plenty lewd
>>14994687She likes red things and makes dresses, which is more than 90% of OCs and show ponies
>>14994705draw Lyra being aware that someone is going to masturbate to her because you just said so
>>14994716So if I was talking to Twilight, then?
>>14994689Well, I think that if someone faps to your nsfw art it probably means that you did a good job at drawing it
>>14994664I have about 10 good-sized pages filled with crude lewd drawings and several fics that will never see the light of day
>>149946891) be skilled2) draw your fetish obsessively and have a tagged gallery for others to findpick one
It's the best feeling to know that someone came hard from one of your pictures
>>14994653>Why is that a gifBecause Dash is very depressed pony.
>>14994746I don't believe youEnjoy being on the same level as that kid that has a cousin that works at nintendo
>>14994636>>14994630>>14994636>>14994630>>14994636>>14994630ONE. ONE PERSON REPLIED. AND THAT WAS JUST A MINDLESS TWO WORD POST.FOR FUCKS SAKE.WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO FUCKING DO TO FEEL LIKE A LIVING HUMAN BEING AMONG YOU FUCKING PEOPLE?
>>14994762stop being terrible and start writing or drawing pornography
Derpy can fit more!
>>14994754How would you go about cheering Rainbow Dash up?
>>14994762Nice try, baitmaster.
>>14994513alice is monster lord and killing her ends part 2
>>14994751pft I wish>GG>only 10 pagesanon pls>>14994761I will, thanks
>>14994778if i was bin laden nobody would have even noticed 9/11
>>14994787>she diesWell, fuck you.The monster lord part is no surprise though, that was painfully obvious from the beginning.I actually expected that Ilias ordered the slaughtering and that I'd wreck her and not Alice though.
>>14994784I'd treat her to some ice cream and watch her favourite movies with her.
Pony secretly giving anon hormones.
>>14994802What ice cream flavor is each pony's favorite?
>>14994807what kind of hormones
>>14994788I never fapped to your lewd stuffIt's really great but somehow doesn't work for fapping
>pony will never be incredibly annoying on the train
>>14994816I don't know, I'm not familiar with hormones, I guess the one that traps use.
>>14994828Good thing I take the bus and not the train.
>>14994787>spoiler actually containing a spoilerI wish I could hate you to death
>>14994831>tfw to go on hormones>tfw there are horrible side effects>tfw never be the pretty girl
>>14994820Suit yourself.His lewd Dash stuff is hard to resist.
>trying to become a dignified hot tea drinkerFucking shit does this swill ever cool down?
>>14994831well, what's pony's end goal?If they're just looking for compliance I'm sure there are all sorts of pheromones that could aid pony's questIf they're looking to convert anon into the little trap there are probably more effective ways than hormones alone.Has pony tried asking anon politely?
>>14994815Pony hates black liquorice.
>>14994868Tea is awful.
>>14994868are you using tea bags or loose leaves?
>>14994534>drawing on the sketchlayerfugg
>>14994872Pony said that the anon she wants to convert is straight and is also a prude and straightedge, last time pony went to his house she almost got punched in the nose.
>>14994868drop an ice cube in that shit
>>14994879pony has terrible taste then
>>14994889I like your new way of drawing ponies
>>14994888I don't think either of those will have an effect on the water.
>>14994913Don't take off my pants?
>>14994913sand IN your ass and ON your dick is the worst thingalways bring a towel
>>14994889colour it on the same layer.I DARE YOU
>>14994913Why would I need to take off my pants?She didn't take her necklace off, either!
>>14994913I don't want sand in my ass crack.
>>14994926Nightmare Moon makes no promises about where your pants will be in the near future.
>>14994891Oh!That guy was supposed to be quarantined after he was documented making threats against both human and pony lives!We hoped he could contained indefinitely but if he's threatening you, we're going to have to move him up on the list of targets for extermination.
>>14994889That is a glorious outfit (way better the one use on the gala)! I cannot wait to see this finish if you are going to continue.
>>14994944No NMM, I object to sex!
>>14994959anon she's just showing you the beachwho said anything about sex?
>>14994985but why would she want me to take off my pants?
Hey MLPG, do you want to become a snail?
>>14994888I was using a bag but I did just buy a cast iron teapot and some leaves because I'm impulsive and bad with money.
>>14995001not even remotely, why do yo ask?
>>14995011You'll get a much better taste with that. What tea did you get?
Pony is having trouble finding a reason to live.
>>14995024so is humanso are lots of humanspony isn't anything special
>>14994996so your pants don't get wet and dirty, duh
>>14995020I got a plain black and green to start and they gave me a free oolong for buying a pot.I'll make some tonight.
>>14995024Tell her at least she tried.
>>14995024That pony is my reason to liveI want to be pony's reason to live, too
>>14995059oolong is shitgreen is shitblack is okay but it's gonna be an awful experience
>>14995059Be really careful with the water temperature and steep time with the green tea. It's very fickle and if you fuck it up it will taste bitter as hell. Look into what kind of green tea it is and find out the optimal steep time and water temp online
>>14995069So you would have recommended a white?I'm sure it'll be fine.
>>14995081no, stick with blackit's not great, but all tea is awful
>>14995116Your mom is awful
>>14995116Confirmed for never trying actual tea and not supermarket crap
why does twilight sparkle have wings?
>>14995024Pony makes her own reason to live
>>14995142the same reason pinkie pie has wings
>>14995142Because 1.5 terahitlers.
Pony wants to do a slip and fall at the super-market
>>14995161Your mom is a super market
>>14995153This, so far alicorn twilight has been pointless. Unless you count drinking the alicorn potion which could have been easily written to not require an alicorn.
>>14995161But I have my groceries delivered to me.
>>14995172Your mom recieves deliveries in the rear
>>14995142I used to be sexually attracted to Twilight Sparkle until she grew wings. Now I just want to murder her.
>>14995171Even the drinking part never specified an alicorn in the episode. Zecora could have chugged it after Twilight cast the spell.
>>14995181my goodness anon that was rude teehee
pony wants to have a discrete sexual encounter with you
>>14995199Shut the fuck up mewball
>>14995148stop having sexy teeth.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/09/nsa-spies-online-games-world-warcraft-second-life>tfw I have been playing vidya with the NSA the whole time hhehueuheuh
>>14995142She is also taller and looks awkward as hell.
>>14995247>the NSA is that shit mage that stands in the fire
>>14995250pony is going through puberty.
>>14995250Your mom is taller and awkward as hell
>>14995247>the NSA was that one dps who pulled half the instance before the healer could get enough mana
what if pony invited you infor some quick sex and biscuits?
Pony needs to stop giving me boners all the time
>>14995288>Have sex with pony>no bonerproblem solved.
>>14995288pony would like a vivid description of this "boner" you mentioned.
>>14995250all the really did was reshape her neck from her chest
>>14995247what the fuck are they even looking for
WE CAN BE YEAAAAAAAH WHO WE WANNA BE YEAHHHHHHHH
>>14995247>Hello my fellow Hero.. may I interest you in a coup against the current leadership of Oba- er, I mean, Garrosh Hellscream?
>>14995311Last pets episode was better than last pone episode
>>14995301Video games obviously lead to terrorism. Obviously.
>>14995301You know that "lol why would they check WoW?" feeling?Yeah, that's why people communicate secret shit in WoW. Nobody would expect terrorists to be chatting on WoW.Not saying they do, since the NSA is kinda crazy, but they could.
>>14995301Pedophiles. Which is really strange because mlp fandom has more pedophiles than wow. Yes even in mlpg there are pedophiles too.
>>14995247amaerican tax dollars at work
>>14995327Who knows what spells they will cast on america...
>pony unzips your penis>sees your micropenis>she laughs
>>14995247>being paid to waste your time playing vidyaWhere do I sign up to become a traitor and work for the NSA?
You go to EquestriaYou turn into a femaleStallion serenades youBaby, I love your chests ooh,Lady, I'm crazy 'bout your breastsWhat do you do
>>14995334NSA doesn't have shit to do with pedophiles. They're looking for terrorists and threads to the US as a whole, not small-time criminals.
>>14995334I... don't think the NSA cares about pedophilia. And if it does it shouldn't.
>>14995301poaching people from US top 100 raid guilds to form <AMERICA'S MIGHTIEST>and subsequently keep losing to Method and all the other EU guilds in content clearing
>>14995351I have a hard time believing that, are you sure you aren't spinning a yarn?
>>14995340>Work for the NSA>Murcia will never know about the time you saved them from a evil Lich...
>>14995295Pony knows exactly what it is
>tfw the NSA is in here right now>they could be me>they could be you
>>14995382No, wait thats blood
>>14995382I SEE SPY!
Which vidya would you play for the NSA? What would you look out for?
Your mom is the nsa
would you punish horsewhat about personhorseespecially this one and trixie
>>14995350fuck the stallionlet him play with my boobshope he's dedicated enough to induce lactation
>>14995399FOR the NSA?
>>14995399WoWfuck if i know but they're paying for my subscription and any character services
>>14995382>yfw sentenal was a NSA spy all along>yfw sentenal wanted to insert himself into everyone's life so he could find out if they're planning anything>yfw sentenal got government funding to get Tex a new computer because he was a suspected terrorist
guys I think we better stop saying NSA, it might arouse their suspicion.
>>14995416Look at this fan of the fans.
>>14995416Frankly with Tex's terrible taste in pony it was already clear he was a terrorist.
>>14995425But why? Talking about the NSA is interesting
>>14995398>TF2 is dead to you.i'll miss you hats.
>>14995416man those NSA spies sure are touchy and autistic.
>>14995440No, pony 1.6
>>14995440Same guy who does these Sparity pics, I think.
>>14995441It's him! He's the spy!
Tom clancy presents: Pony Cell. Veteran super spy pony working for the nsa to fight equestrias terrorists. Foreign or domestic
>tfw no frensI wish even the NSA would be my friend. ;_;
>>14995473Don't worry, anon, you are the NSA
>want to do something>Really want to do it>It's something I want to do>I know it is, and I've try doing it before>But I just never actually do itGoddamn, all I want to do is vidyadev but I never actually do it
>>14995473Well, tough titties. The NSA is after our kind.
NSA NSA NSAnow what happens
>>14995470That perspective is fucking with my brain.
>>14995240pony says to say that to her face not online and see what happens
>>14995479stop masturbating. seriously. it helps.
>>14995482nothing, everthey've been watching us for ages and they're not gonna stop now
>>14995490WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKI WAS JUST STARTED MASTURBATING AFTER I POST THATFUCKWHYHOW
>>14995479atleast you know what to do. i've been going back and forth trying to find a hobby. programming sucks for my attention span and i cant draw for shit.
>late morning MLPG>depression and sexual frustration plus with mixed offtopic discussion>sometimes ponies are posted
>>14995500Masturbate moreIgnore those jerkoffsthey don't know shit about shit
>>14995500Because mlpg is a gathering of pedophiles
>>14995504is... is that a metaphor or something?
Pony should make boop, not war.Also, what draw?
>>14995508We're trying to conserve.Here, you can have this pony.
>>14995479>every day of my life
>>14995544draw cherry and derpy
>>14995548>see raised tail>immediately think lewd>realize this picture was probably intended to be innocent and cute
luna WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME
>>14995488name the time and the place and if lube is required.
>>14995561It's innocent and cute and lewd.
>>14995563MACRO LUNA BUTTCUDDLES
>>14995570pony says anywhere you want, just take off your pants first
>>14995591we already got a tweet on where al the songs are thsi seasoncmc epsidoe gettign first song
all of our friends are beb
>>14995590>NMM on a quest to steal all of Anons pants.
>>14995607ALL OUR FRIENDS ARE BEB!I miss jackassand I miss being12`
>>14995607All our ded drawfags are ded. We only have a handulf annoying drawfags left.
>tfw you will never a terrorist pone
>>14995624I really do miss tess, bdf, ciruiit, and miles
Your mom is fanfiction.
>>14995648>tess is an amputee and has a dead granny>bdf is a schizo>circuiit is too busy practicing higher forms of art>miles is a drunk
>>14995672tess is an amputee? since when?
>>14995624You can sleep easy knowing that none of them are even half as annoying as you.
>>14995672bdf a schizo? damn, that's hardcore.
>>14995693He just has anxiety if I remember right
>>14995672Tess is really an amputee? And BDF has shizo?Damn man. Makes you thankful for what you got.
pony accidentally shot you with her bow and arrow
>>14995672>higher forms of art
>>14995699he just lost his penis in the war.
>>14995699Are you pretending to be depressed?
>>14995745Then you are just having teenage angst. You dont have crushing mental disabilities
wwow something is happening in my pantspls send a pony too investigate
>>14995761Fuck off nbs
>>14995759I... I never said I did?I said I'm thankful for not being an amputee or having schizo.Damn anon, what do you have against pancakes?
Evens: Nap.Odds: Fap.
>There are people on mlpg RIGHT NOW that bought a $15 Terraria knock-off
>>14995788Dubs say you have to get REM sleep.
>>14995773>implying NBS is a pony
>>14995798fuck off /v/
>>14995798i'm amazed my friends are playing it non stop.shows there really isnt shit out right now.
>>14995842bat pony porn where bat pony porn
>>14995798Yeah, I have no interest in that.
>>14995836How would you break it to Luna that she was much prettier as NMM?
My butt just exploded!
>>14995842hhhnnggg these twoevery time
>>14995836>Loki caring more about Luna than DiscordIt's shit
>>14995813Nonsense, we just had two major consoles released. Perhaps you're simply overcome with excitement for the next generation of gaming?
>>14995863You could probably convince her to assume NMM's shape in private.But if you want her to wear the fake teeth, as well, you're going to have to really work for it.
>>14995876nobby pls the creator ship them.
>>14995876I put them in the, "on the road to becoming more than friends" category.
>>14995863simply inform her that NMMs her adult form.
>>14995898But it's not.
>>14995876>>14995897but they have a kid
>>14995907For bed it is
>>14994756what if I tell you I fapped to your pony pics
>>14995882>implying she can't just do >>14995148 again
I want to sexually harass pone
>>14995915I am unaware of this development.
>>14995935No, that was part of the nightmare forces.She had to pop in false teeth after that.
>>14995897>you'll never have a pony friend who eventually becomes your girlfriend
why dont we play starbound
>pony will never be your wingman
>>14995967Since when is that their kid?
>>14995971>You will never have a stallion buddy who eventually impregnates you
>>14995987>white bat pony>with same mane and eye color as stallion in >>14995892>mane style is a mix of the twoit's implied anon
>>14995148>NMM gets rough and uses these teeth during a blowjob.
>>14995985But I don't have wings....Right?
>>14995982AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTE
>>14996025Not THAT kind of wingman.
my little bat pony can't be this cute
anyone know if there are any pony flash drives besides the shitty big head ones
You know, I would expect either the bat pony or moth pony to LOVE coke pony because she is extremely sweet.
>>14996107i wish coke pony wasnt dedrip
Pony says that most of your brain shuts off during cryosleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side
>>14996107coke pony where have you gone pls come back
>>14996122>>14996138Coke pony is in the fridge, waiting for you there.
so is jessy not fat anymore?
>>14996095Yeah, just cut a pony open and stuff one in there.
>>14996150I checked the fridge like twenty minutes agoI'm not even going to check again, I'm going to sleep instead
What should I do with my 21-year old brother who still screams and hurts himself in rage while playing his video games?
>>14996162i do have some spare pinkies, i wonder how hard it is to do
what is a male stress toy anyway?
>>14996165Well, you will know where she is when you wake up.
>>14993980>>14993870GEE, IT SURE IS HAPPENING!
>>14996182if we were white parents, the practical thing to do would be to lock his video games in a place that is easily accessible to him
>tfw popping a zit
>>14996184either's it's something dumb and pointless like a squeezy ball or it's a prostate massager
>>14996206>tfw reporting personal blog shitposters
Flitter or Cloudchaser.Hard Mode: not both.
>>14996206Would you pop zit pony? She just wants to keep you company
>>14996206>you'll never visit a unicorn dermatologist and let her use her magic to yank all the gunk right out of your pores
>>14996240Scootaloo is the worst pony, and everything she does is horrible
>>14996220Cloudchaser.She'd make a cool girlfriend.
>>14996220I CHOOSE BOTH
>>14996244>all of the gunk out of all of your pores>all over your body>she refers you to another unicorn to have your bones cleaned
>>14996258She seems to be the most chill pony.
>>14996220Which one enjoys assplay the most?Because that's the one I choose.
>>14995634I could be your terrorist pone~
>>14996326Do you have a specific place and time?
>>14996301Flitters a good one. She's a qt.
>>14996327I can't pick one.
i have an erection!!!!!!!!!!!
>>14996344Go to bed Rumble.
>>14996344>you'll never be that pillow
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhNhJGVk1ranyone remember this track?
>>14996346penis for you and penis for you
>>14996357Well she is.
>>14996346Pick the one that isn't a loser
>>14996382EVERYBODY GETS THE DICK