My Little Pony General: Three is BETTER then one edition.Which three ponies make the best all-around team?Somewhere in the middle horse: >>14979414
Mass Effect was always a shit series.
boopwhat movie should i stream?
>>14983580Good scene from best episode of awesome season.I have no idea what these symbols mean that I've drawn, but they seem oddly appealing. Can some one help me out here and tell me why?
>>14983580I like those three
>>14983618It's because you're becoming a horsefucker
>>14983580Rainbow DashTwilightAnd Rarity
http://tanmanscabana.tumblr.com/post/69352814805/im-either-the-best-uncle-ever-or-the-worst-unclethis guy is literally triple hitler
>>14983580Twilight, Rarity ,and ApplejackBecause reasons.
I wish I was dead.
I'm bored, MLPG.
>>14983618Heh.Needs creamy, creamy frosting.
Pony cannot deal with high temperatures
>>14983646Hitler was a great artist.Do you really think he's that good?
>>14983677Then pony should stay out of the kitchen.
>>14983677Goo pony turning other ponies into gooby forced vore
>>14983646Three hitlers is nothing.
what movie does mlpg want me to stream?
>>14983611whos asking?the new Judge Dredd?
>>14983728stop asking.No one wants you to stream a movie.
>>14983728a serbian film
I noticed someone wanted a blink cycle for marker, and someone requested marker to be booping tiny gloomy.
>>14983713Why does she need braces if she's goo?
>>14983728boku no pico
>>14983741agathoid is asking, i just reset my router so things should be workingjudge dredd sounds good>>14983758done deal
>>14983764I love you anon.
>>14983641>>14983674I fail to follow your meaning, anons.
rararainbow ponkRarity and Pinkie have that wacky sisterhood that we've seen in the dragon ep from S2 and the fluttermacho episode. Pinkie and Dash are also their own set of pals and I'm sure the final pairing here can cooperate in a pinch.Further, we've got magic use, flight, and everything else covered by the three of them, so they'd be pretty versatile.
>He isn't mining Dogecoinswow
Your favorite pony runs up to you and starts kissing you all over saying "I wivs you so much! Muah muah muah!"How do you react?
Now that Mewball has finished stramming Panty & Stocking, I'm thinking about starting up a stram of something else for the late night watchers.Here are some of the things I'm thinking about:MonsterHyoukaLegend of the Galactic HeroesA Certain Magical IndexFireballGuin SagaWhat would you folks be interested in later? Personally I'm leaning towards Monster because it is fantastic and you should all see it.
>>14983764You can't boop a ghost animator-anon
>>14983713I prefer to think of them as gummy ponies
>>14983764OH GODOH GODYOU'RE DOING MY REQUESTI LOVE YOU
>>14983787Are these animie? have no ideaI'm interested in Legend of the Galactic Heroes becaues its a big name
>>14983791>you will never boop a qt ghost
>>14983773>pacific rimatleast skip the boring ass non-robot fight parts.
>>14983786Make out with her for half an hour and then fingerbang her in public
>the mane 6 all go into heat at the same timeHow does your waifu do to 'release the urge'
I want to drink dash's spit
>>14983787>late nightdont go to late. because holy shit panty and stocking had me up till 4am last night.
>>14983850The way it fades out over Twilight's body makes it look like she's spraying it all over her ass
>>14983787Can someone stram a sappy porno
>Ponies began to be used underground, often replacing child or female labour, as distances from pit head to coal face became greater. The first known recorded use in Britain was in the Durham coalfield in 1750. The use of ponies was never common in the United States, though ponies were used in Appalachian coal fields in the mid-20th century. >The last pony mine in the United States closed in 1971.>At the peak of this practice in 1913, there were 70,000 ponies underground in Britain. In later years, mechanical haulage was quickly introduced on the main underground roads replacing the pony hauls, and ponies tended to be confined to the shorter runs from coal face to main road (known in North East England as "putting") which were more difficult to mechanise. As of 1984, 55 ponies were still in use with the National Coal Board in Britain, chiefly at the modern pit in Ellington, Northumberland. Probably the last colliery horse to work underground in a British coal mine, "Robbie", was retired from Pant y Gasseg, near Pontypool, in May 1999.Would you force pony to live underground and mine coal for you, MLPG?
>>14983850I still say the best spit takes was Pinkies in Part of ohne
>>14983858>tfw wanted to follow those streams but couldn't because they were way too late>>14983886No, but I would invite pony into a dungeon if it meant we got to go adventuring together
>>14983873>sappy pornoWhy?Wouls that give you [spoiler[ wood?
How do you help waifu in pain
http://derpy.me/agathoidgoing to start streaming pacific rim in a few minutes
>>14983886Nope, too risky for meSilly ponies come along and knock you into fissures
>>14983903I need a laugh
>>14983905You put her out of her misery.With your dong.
WAS GETTING BOOPED PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>14983921evil wizard pls go
I like movie streams because it makes me feel like I have actual friends to watch movies with
>>14983821They are all anime, yes.Monster (Thriller/suspense) is 74 episodes and I can do English or JapaneseLegend of the Galactic Heroes (Space Opera drama) is 110 episodes, Japanese with subs onlyHyouka (Slice of life/Mystery) is 22 episodes, Jap with subsA Certain Magical Index (Modern fantasy/science fiction action comedy) is 24 eps, Jap with subsFireball (sci fi comedy) is a series of five minute CGI shorts, japanese with subsGuin Saga (high fantasy) is 26 episodes, Jap with subs
>>14983845Has super hot lesbian sex with Applejack.Keeps it absolutely secret. Friendship with benefits is magic.
>>14983580I have always found Twi + Pinkie + 1 has some interesting interactions especially in Seasons 1 and 2.
>>14983858I plan on stramming around 10 or 11 pm PST, between 3 and four episodes per night unless people demand more.
>>14983975>mfw 110 steam friends>none of them talk to me>30 skype>last call was two weeks ago.would help if i did interesting stuff
I wish that guy who keeps posting megaman's heatman would go away every time heat is mention.I'd also like to state that the only thing worth your time that's megaman related is doom wads
>>14984024I feel yaI have nothing to talk about
>>14983991You son of a bitch
>>14984022sounds good. Legends of Galactic heroes is like a old space opera right? i might be up for that.
You walk in on this, what do you do?
>>14984044Stanley Parable is shit
I want to lick the books rainbow dash licked
>>14984047It is indeed fairly old, yeah.Also long. Very long.
>>14984057Call an ambulance
>>14984057Obviously I'm in the wrong house, so I leave.
>>14984047If they're going to stram it I'd start with the movie
>>14984057Turn around and leave.
>>14984044That's the pianist from Late night with Jimmy Falon right? I love that guy
Daring Do is RD's momJust look at this, holy shit they have the same mane just one got grey with age, same eye colour, and same attitude
>>14984075i loved 0079 gundam so yeah i'll probly like that.
>>14983858>>14983901s-sorry senpaisduring break when i start stramming again ill make em earlier
I want to snuggle huge pony and bear his big foals and snuggle those.
>>14984057Leave because sex is looks gross in real life.
>>14984125you never see ponies again
>>14984104>and same attitudeDaring do is not an annoying cunt.
>>14983658Hah holy crap remember that shit? That was probably the last thing from /b/ I really enjoyed.
>>14984141Why? Because I don't like the idea of actually having sex?
>>14984124This gives the pony heart attacks.
>>14983580>>14983644>Them>Not Spike, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie>Not Spike, Applejack and Rarityhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bHFXAtXzlY
>>14984141I've seen 3D ponies. It would probably be for the best.
>>14984156She's had years to work past it.>that compassionite pose when RD is in trouble
>>14984104Stejk nyu… Ty' ne bojsya, E`pplblum!
>>14984121It's not really your fault, it's the time difference that makes it hardyour 10:00 is already my 1:00am
Pony says you're a pretty cool guy
>>14983999>>14984047>>14984075>>14984110I made a pollhttp://strawpoll.me/835478/r>>14984092Well it's a good thing I have that too then.>>14984121I expect you to be there watching every night.
>>14984165>>14984185ponies know when they aren't wantedbye bye
>>14984195pony doesn't know me well
>Ahue comes back>still no doge
Can someone here draw Derpy and anon play h games, with Derpy reciting the lines and "simulating" the good ends?
Daring Do and AK Yearling being the same horse is the stupidest thing the writers have done since Twilycorn.Discuss.
>>14984249>tfw Aspirant will never do a full on H-Game Quest with Derpy
>>14984188I dunnoIf I made those pose you wouldn't think i was being compassionate
>>14983999>Hyouka (Slice of life/Mystery) is 22 episodes, Jap with subsMore like Slice of Boredom/Slowness.
>>14984195I think pony is a bretty cool guy. Eh kills changlings and deosn't afraid of anything.
>>14984242Here your fucking doge:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie3TD8PDCm4
>>14983999I'm down for monster, but at what time?
>>14984207>FireballMah niggahYou could stream both seasons in their entirety and it would only take you about an hour, why not do that first and then something like LotGH or Monster?>>14984287Some people like a slow burn.
>Monsterlets be honest doesnt that anime go to filler hell after the first ten episodes?
>>14984306See >>14984022and >>14984207
>>14983999What time would this stream be every day?I want to know before I vote.
>>14984305>Venice is allegedly a city built on trade and commerce>fucking Dandolo won't trade me one of his lux resources for THREE of mine>my mfw when
You know what would be a treat? If we all post images of ponies (especially fluttershy) doing drugs and drinking alcohol.
Why ya'll ain't breeding with me?
>>14984314No? That's when it really picks up.>>14984332Probably around 10 or 11 west coast time. Most likely 10.
>>14984345We're not compatible AJ
>>14984345I don't want Big Mac's sloppy seconds
>>14984340kill themkill them all
>>14984207>not living your life correctly
>>14984376>warmonger diplo hits>unhappinessNo thanks
>>14984345You look....kinda odd, AJ.
>>14984345But I am breading with you
>>14984361>10 or 11 west coast time>1, 2 am EST respectivelyEast coast needs to step up our straem gamehave fun you californian party animals
>>14984207>A Certain Magical Index is winningAnd here I thought somebody would be stramming a serious show for once.Is there any reason you can't set it up like a programming block where you stram one episode from a few different shows each night?
>Season 4 Episode 09>Air date 1/11/13>It's a wonderful life in PonyvilleAfter Twilight thinks she failed a duty from Princess Celestia, Twilight wonders what Equestira would be like if she had never been a princess. But life isn't what she expected it would be like after getting help from an unexpected source.http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/12/Its-A-Wonderful-Life-In-Ponyville.htmlhttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/12/Its-A-Wonderful-Life-In-Ponyville.htmlhttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/12/Its-A-Wonderful-Life-In-Ponyville.htmlhttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/12/Its-A-Wonderful-Life-In-Ponyville.htmlHOLY SHIT I AM EXCITE
>>14984345>ChangelingHERESY JUST HERE!
>>14984345You don't need the disguise, my Queen.
>>14984415Sorry man, that's just the way time zones work.
>>14984416>not liking indexShit taste.
>>14984425that date has already passed
>>14984404She looks fine to me. Get your eyes checked, mang
What makes you think that by magically teleporting to Equestria, the ponies will like you, and your waifu will fall in love with you?
>>14984249You know, I can see Twilight doing this whenever she's bored and needy.Fuck, I just made myself unf. Now I want this to be a thing.
>>14984443I like Index, but it seems like EVERY anime that gets streamed here is some kind of lighthearted, comedic romp.
>>14984412>not apple breadApple-ly yourself
Fimfiction's clopfic assortment sucks.Is there anything better?
>>14984425... I can tell thats fake almost immedeatly from the air date alone
>>14984449I think AJ should get her eyes checked. They look... kind of buggy...
>>14984458Well I don't know, I never streamed before, but I believe it's because it's funnier and you don't need to pay full attention to it (i.e. you can still browse the General).
>>14984464OH NO YOU DIDNT
>>14984493>not knowing the year
>>14984493It doesn't matter how you read that date it has already passed.January 11th and November 1st 2013 are long gone.
>>14984493Even if you're not american, the date already passed.
>>14984493>not being American on and American Board dedicated to an American TV Show
>>14984425> unexpected sourceDOGE CONFIRMED
>>14984484Does pony have flies in her eyes?
>>14984453I don't. I'd rather not be in Equestria than to be in Equestria and have her not even acknowledge my existence.
>>14984464I'm going to be late for Doctor Connor's class!
>>14984493I'm gonna assume you're joking.
http://hiroshi-tea.tumblr.com/post/69221259598/finally-the-weekend-is-upon-us-and-what-loanyone know if this is guy or girl?
>>14984555you fucking misogynistic nig there is no such thing as sex
>>14984568But then how is babby formed?
>Scootaloo's cutie mark turns out to be body buildingHow would the CMC feel about this? How would you feel about it?
>>14984543People are dumb.
>>14984555whoa i didnt realize there was another site that sells horse dildos besides BD
>>14984595Does she have a penis now?
>>14984615BD ruined my life and my butt
Calling again for all interested parties to vote for stram choicehttp://strawpoll.me/835478/r
>>14984453Because if you have ever been around horses you'll know they are basically big ass fucking dogs. Seriously, Horses and ponies are dogs that evolution or the meteor that killed the dinosaurs missed. The only difference between a horse and a dog is a brain size and blood type; horses are smarter than your average golden retriever or German Shepard and share the same blood times as humans. Horses love humans, there are a couple of reasons first being our sweat tastes good to them(humans sweat and release salt making us desirable to lick for horses, ever take salt lick to a horse be prepared for every mare and stallion to assault you to get it), second horses have a social status Stallions and mustangs will have a social class same to that of what highschoolers do, you can easily be accepted to a clan of horses by just showing you respect the 'leader' give him some salt lick and you could slap every horses ass and be okay, and thirdly give some water or Fructose high in sugar horses will follow you if you have water if you add sugar the better they will follow you where ever with some sugar water(feed a horse 24 apples, or high sugar fruits it is the same as giving them a 12 pack of beer). YHorses are big dogs that have pleasure in fucking a bunch which is why they survived, just like dolphins
>>14984493Good going, Anon.
>>14984654She used to but it fell off after steroid abuse
>>14984687ALL'S RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
>>14984675But these are magical ponies shown to be just as intelligent and bigoted as humans. Plus in Equestria there were no humans for ponies to evolve with.
>>14984675Okay I read it allwhat do I get
>>14984453'Cuz I'd have opportunity in that very community
>>14984504>>14984511>>14984516>>14984543>>14984677>mfw this is the hardest i've ever beefed it
what does p/t stand for?
>>14984740Why didn't you quote my post...
>>14984675I've been around horses and they tried to bite me. That shit was horrifying
>>14984740That's what you get for trying to spread lies, Anonymous. I hope you learned your lesson.
So is it canon that Bon Bon is heavily tsundere for Anon?
>>14984780There was an entire episode about it
>>14984453For some reason, I'd probably feel a lot more bold and outgoing interacting with ponies.Fuck, why can't I feel and do the same with other people.
How do I git gud at drawing?
anon i'm erect~
>>14984808same herewe should skype
>>14984752God fucking dammit>>14984776I had a brainfart and forgot to read the year
>>14984748That is one tiny bed
Would you play multiplayer with Derpy?
>>14984814YOU'RE STILL NOT QUOTING IT ;_;
>>14984827i want to fuck the ugly out of that horse.
>>14984827noshe's a very ugly poni
>>14984808People saying that they're erect/masturbating makes me erect.
>>14984814Exactly. Telling lies just necessitates the telling of more lies, until you just wind up looking like a fool when you're inevitably exposed.Hence, apples.
>>14984860I want to invite her to the Gala and never give her an invitation
>>14984816They are little ponies, anon.
>>14984861my waifu is too apple to fuck a nigger.
>>14984827I WANT MORE HOLLY DASH ART!
>>14984860>>14984858Derpy is a very cute, non-ugly formation flier
>>14984861>klondike>fucking anything besides dogs and dragons
>>14984827F-Zero GXcustom machine onlyLightning and Fire circuits only
http://i.imgur.com/vxWfNz6.jpgIf Applejack likes butts so much, why doesn't she just marry one already?
>>14984914>you will never marry applejack's butt
>>14984885I know, but she looks like garfield.
>>14984884>not taking her with you as your +1AVOGADRO'S NUMBER HITLERS
Pony knows no limits to her ability.
evens: play assfaggotsodds: play space pirated Starbound aloneTrips: Draw ( Fuck you I've been drawing all this time I need a breather)
pony wants to know why you have such a weird name
>>14985001>literally a second away from actually drawingBREATHER HO
>>14985001>1 awayI would have laughed pretty hard
>>14985001You got so god damn close I think you deserve the game.also support the dev, fagget
>>14985002Because I am an unsavory creature.
>>14985037I'm poorYes I can't afford 15 fucking dollars, sue me
Pony must not pony pony
>>14985002My name is not weird, and is quite common throughout the United States and England.
>>14985051>I'm poor>>Yes I can't afford 15 fucking dollars, sue me
Would you go see Daring Do the musical with Dash?Fluttershy was busy washing her hair
Fillies in stockings.
>>14985080NoI'm too busy washing Fluttershy's hair
>>14985051If you're that tight, fine.But seriously, if Chucklefish delivers, it'll be top-tier gayman
>>14985074>GG and Klondike mating danceI know that GG is white, shut up.
>>14985080I already have tickets for the Shrek musical
>>14985106>GG is whitenope
>>14985109I'm not sure which one of these I'm more sexually attracted to.
>>14985122>believing his lies
>>14985132Man I can't wait to put that pony in my basement and force her to wear clothes.
Am I the only one who thinks that MLPG is kind of useless for episode discussion now?
>>14985132oops pony forgot her mouth
>>14985132>>14985160who would steal such a cute, innocent pone?
>>14985154MLPG is useless for everything now. All that's left are the failed artists and the non-artists too lazy to find a new place to hang out.Face it, we ded.
>>14985149he's not hard to get pictures from
>>14985086>visible belly buttons on ponies that little
>>14983580another terrible episodecan't wait for next week's
Is there porn of Libman pony?
>>14985154>people actually copy and paste longwinded rants from god knows where just to shitpost on episode dayIt's not so bad really, you just have to ignore a lot
>>14985189there is porn of every ponyevery pony
>>14985154There's still discussion, you just have to realize a show for little girls doesn't generate a whole lot.
>>14985198What about the OC I just came up with 2 seconds ago?
>>14985198there's no porn of recycling pony
>>14985154On episode day it isn't so badPeople have taken to shitposting in ways that sort of seem like show discussion, so maybe people are getting into less conversations at other times
>>14985198Even Comet Tail?
>>14985215>>14985219Hey back off my horsebando anonsbut yes, yes there is
>>14985169Me, right here.I would.
>>14985154Yeah. MLPG is pointless except for shitposting, fetishes and circlejerking/"socializing".>>14985191Then what's the point of coming here if you have to ignore most of everything?>>14985217It was horrible on episode day. You coud probably get better discussion in every other place outside MLPG.
>>14985198Except this ponyI would like to be friends with this pone
>>14985169You would.And you'd take them out for a nice afternoon lunch
>>14985160is that you
>>14985237I bet you ride a chance every night while jerking off to itDon't you
>>14985245>Then what's the point of coming here if you have to ignore most of everything?Because it's still the best place to have a real discussion about the episode
>>14985241How easy is it for humans to break down walls in Equestria? I would love to do that instead of using a door.
>>14985252I'm going to draw her sandwiched between two Stallions, being DP'd
>>14985252Poor sandwhich pone, no love. There are a couple really rare backgrounders like her though, like lightbulb butt. Maybe they will show up again>>14985257Why that does not sound like a bad idea anon, I like your style>>14985267You would lose that bet anon
>>14985237Hey FSDo you know why his name is Comet Tail?The canon reason
>>14985290What if...what if Equestria had much lower gravity.What if humans had much more dense muscles than any creature in Equestria.
>>14985213>tfw no recycle bin pony full to the brim
>>14985273Not really. Shit, I heard that reddit actually separate threads for episode day, one for reactions and another for proper discussion. If that's true, then I'm going to go there this week to check it out to see if it's truly better than this place. Because honestly, MLPG can't discuss shit these days without it devolving to shitposting.
>>14985311then humans hearts, muscles, and bones will eventually degreade
>>149853168/10 would rape
>>14985316>Kidnapped>Pillows have apple print pillow cases.Not kidnapped, just detained.
This pony needs a cameo on the show.
>>14985303That was the name Hasbro gave him when they rolled out his blindbag ages ago
gak gak gak
>>14985340Comic stuff as a whole needs to appear in the show.I want the comics to be animated instead of S4.
>>14985316You wanted to breed didn't you Applejack? I'm just taking your sister along for the ride.
>>14985334The problem with reddit is you can't have a real conversation.If you go there you might be able to get a couple of responses to something you post and that's it. The format just doesn't let you talk about it that much.Mostly what you'll see there is a couple of comments about something some one loved in the episode at the top and a bunch of people commenting on it.
>>14985316>Drug applebloom>Make AJ watch her trip while raping her>Keep the ponies blindfolded and locked in the basement>Their only food is a mixture of chopped apples,semen and water>Break their minds with drugs,rape and torture>Make them so unstable and so reliant that they don't want to leave
>>14984660>>14984660>>14984660>>14984207>>14984207>>14984207Alright, narrowed it down to TWO CHOICES.Vote now for final decision.A Certain Magical Index vs. Legend of the Galactic Heroeshttp://strawpoll.me/835719
>>14985334>Because honestly, MLPG can't discuss shit these days without it devolving to shitposting.This is a problem with 4chan as a whole really.
>>14985336Then go with denser muscles.
>>14985334>Site with a downvote/upvote system>good
>>14985352But theres a CANON reason for his name nowHis talent is using his magic to let him run REALLY fast
>>14985399Oh you mean the card description?I thought you mean something from the show. those descriptions can be a bit... odd for some of the ponies, but his does not seem so far off
>>14985414What if apple appled pineapple?
Are you comfy, MLPG?
>>14985376Forced intoxication/drugging is so unf.
>>14985443I'd be comfier with a pony
>>14985390>Tied at two votes eachThe suspense is killing me.
>>14985443Yes.It's cold outside, the heat is on and my shirt is off.I'm comfy.
>>14985443Considering I'm in the basement of a house in a snowstorm... hell yes.
>>14985474Are you a mango?
>>14985443It's been raining all weekend on and off, so it's been cold as shit.Yes.
sex with mangoes
>>14985478Whoa there anon lewd alert
>>14985474i don't want to know how many times i've had to filter this fucking image
Comet Tail having sex with a mare.
>>14985487Do you live in SoCal?
>>14985516This mare? >>14985498
>>14985532No, with your waifu.
Comet Tail having sex with Rose and impregnating her with FlyingSaucer.
Comet Tail being anally penetrated surprisingly
>>14985542>>14985532I pity you
The best filly of them all.No contest.
>>14985550Wait whatNo anon you cannot do that with my waifu and horsebando that is like crossing the streamsyou never cross the streams
How do I mlpg better?
>>14985443Yes, but I wish I was comfy with the pony I love.
>>14985556What a terribly incorrect opinion you have there
>>14985390>LotGH winning 4-2>MLPG not choosing the show with the naked loli in the first episode
>>14985568No saucer, he's impregnating HER with YOU.You are his seed.You climbed into his cock and turned to cum, and now you're going to rebirthed as a filly.
>>14985568>having a waifu and a husbandoYou can do that?
>>14985550As in, FS would be the child conceived by them, and would grow inside Rose for a full gestation period?
>Friend comes up to me again>"Hey, anon can I use your laptop again?">"It wont take long">I have all those guilty pleasures saved in my laptop>All those pony pictures>All those porn>All those visual novels>Many other secret shames
>>14985568Okay fine you can just cuddle her until she grows into a full pony.And Comet Tail comes as DLC
>>14985596>not having a waifu, a horsebando, a ponimouto, a coltouto, a poniichan and a poneechan
>>14985596Yes apparently,I asked mlpg that very question but anon said you can>>14985588>>14985600you guys never cease to impress me with the sheer unhinged nature of the things you say
>>14985585Japan doesnt like this show anon.
Fluttershy has been the best pony this season
>>14985617Do you wanna play H-games with her?
>>14985617I think that image worked better without color personallystill cute as all hell
>>14985621>"FS please be my humanbando"
>>14985640Truly these are the end times
>>14985640So far, yeah. She and rarity were great in CM, and she was also good in Daring Don't.
>>14985640She was always the best pony
>tfw senpai draws your request
>>14985669>>14985640>>14985657>>14985664How can any one pony be so perfect?
>>14985443>tfw want to use the toilet>but the toilet seat is freezing
>>14985640>>14985669"Oh you guys. I love you too."
>>14985655I requested Elslowmo to color it, but yeah it looks better without it. I think the sketch lines "ruin" the coloring, but I understand why he'd leave them.
>>14985610You wouldn't be worried if you saved up all those "Guilty pleasures" in a secure remote files, pleb
>S4>still no full frontal scrunching
>>14985621Okay FS, you get to be the stallion.A cute stallion of whatever race you choose.And you get to have a cute mare GF who can become your waifu if you choose her to be.BUTevery month on every first monday you will experience a terrible,awful,mind-breaking pain in your balls for a full minute, not mention your tongue would feel like you've eaten 20 Moruga Scorpions (extremely hot peppers).
>>14985656I think someone around here waifus that pone actuallyand goodnight mlpg you bunch of crackpots
>>14985707I was more unhappy with the color choiceI know that brown makes sense when going for the postal worker theme, but it feels insufficiently derpy with so little grey.
What do you think they are gonna do with applejack this season?
>>14985672>two worstpone pictures in a rowyou're well on your way!
>>14985722And if it hurts, you instantly become a batpony mare for the rest of your life.
>>14985651She doesn't strike me as someone who'd play those. Now Twilight or Dash makes more sense.
Please enter a name
>>14985743Make her even more boring
I enjoy spending time with all of you and talking about tiny horses.<3
>>14985756no, he stays the cute stallion, but must experience that pain no matter what, and it'll happen completely at random and no amount of magic or medicine can help it.
>>14985686She just is
>>14985768Gluten Free Pancakes
So at 7 votes to two, it looks like Legend of the Galactic Heroes is going to be it for the next however long it takes to get through the series.We'll begin tonight at 10pm-ish Pacific time with the prequel movie and go from there.
>>14985756>>14985783No, he stops being a stallion and becomes a diamond dog changeling.
>>14985789>I literally have never watched the showShe's been the lone voice of reason for almost two years now
>>14985800No she isn't.
>>14985585I'd have coted for the other one but I wouldn't have been able to watch the streams anyway
>>14985813and what a sweet ass
>>14985748I'm doing it! I'm actually doing it! I'm mlpg-ing!
https://coinbase.com/charts>it used to be 12 bucks per coinFuuuck, why didn't I get on board last year?
>>14985738Now that you say that, I do agree with that.
the purple one is shit.
>>14985816Fuck you Apple Jack.
>>14985871sh-she's just hiding
>>14985871>derpy shows up in EQG and 5 times in s3e13>people say yamino wonShe's biding her time
>>14985855Get onto the DOGE gravy train
>>14985871>Implying.She is just a ninja now.
>>14985863>>14985800Best human Fluttershy
>>14985892oh for fucks sake anon
>>14985871Isn't she in the intro anyway?
>>14985841Wow, that's uhI'll be in my bunk
>>14985850FLEE YOU FOOL!
>>14985891>>derpy shows up in EQGDon't remind me. God she looked awful in it.
>>14985898Wait, where was that from?
>>14985888Do I get a reward or a sticker or something?
>>14985863>>14985899>>14985800>waif-like Fluttershy personhorseYou're doing ti right.
>>14985899Personality doesn't fit.
>Derpy gets an episode>And a new name and voice
>>14985738I'm not good with the fashions
>walking to class>hear a noise coming from the lockerswhat do
>>14985918You'll want to kill yourself when you miss out on the dogesled
>>14985933You receive: one horse fart>poot
What ever happened to wasp ponies?
>>14985933GOLD STAR FOR YOU!LOOK AT IT EVERY TIME YOU THINK YOU ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.WELCOME TO THE RIDE.
>>14985953>And a new nameHer being named anything but Derpy would cause so much rage.
>>14985936Almost awkwardly tall, thin and model-like? Graceful and eats like a bird? That sounds like human Fluttershy Considering how much of a good model she is, she probably has broad shoulders too.
>>14985958>realize I am in Personmovieworld>immediately search for a portal to either Earth or Equestria
>>14985967wasps are dicks, bees are where its at.
>>14985933Have some bestpone
>>14985973>Her new name is Muffin.
>>14985977Personality, not her looks. I'm talking about the look she's giving. Doesn't look like a look Fluttershy would give.
>>14985994>tfw rose is dead
>>14986013Are there 4 more of these
SPAM TELEPORT EVERYDAY
>>14985967>Wasp ponies.Anon, Rarity is show canon already.You are drunk go to bed.Also that image is terrifying.I need to negate it with adorable.
This tumblr is cute.
>>14985934I don't mind big tits FS (as cliche as it is, shy girls with big tits are cute and hot), but slender and more model FS makes more sense and can be more adorable.
>>14985998Would anyone be happy with that?
>>14985973shes been cannon ditzy for a while.
>>14986025Favorite's gotta be Dash.
>>14986027yeahbesides Bees are better
>>14986040No, Ditzy is a different pony canonically.
>>14985953>>14985973It depends entirely on her new name.>>14985998No. That's not even cute or pony-like. It has to pass the stripper test: if it can be a stripper name it can be a pony name.I think an acceptable runner up would have been Ditzy Doo. It's a known name, people liked it initially.
>>14985971Thank you! That is a very pretty sticker! I shall stick to the corner of my monitor and cherish it always.
>>14986042But that one sucks so much.
>>14986042Reminds me of Lor
>>14985977>eats like a birdBirds eat a ton and really messily.
>>14985899>>14985936Oh. I get what you mean now.Yeah, she must be really confident to be giving you that kind of look.
>>14986042i like ponk
>>14986043Oh man that Cheerilee is seriously adorable.
>>14986043>Bees.>Better.Nigga please, we talkin spider master race.
What if you had a little princess of your own?
>>14986097But I do.
>>14986097I don't want a princessI want to BE a princess
>>14986033Preteen Dress up Fluttershy is an acceptable humanization as well. We would try on all the clothes. Then buy them and donate them to the needy. Then we would go get ice cream.
>>14986097I'd spoil her rotten.
>>14986076>>14986013I guess the face? Because her body language still looks "shy", just more subtle and "realistic", I guess.
Fluttershy teaching the little birds how to fly at the beginning of Harry Rowling and the Conveniently Nearby Temple was fucking adorable.
>>14986097See if I can exchange her for a normal pony.
>>14986097Define little princess.
>>14986150That's true: hands behind her back. Reserved stance, etc.
>>14986162Why did she need to do that?Where is the mother?Fluttershy is upsetting the natural balance of nature
>>14986136Despite looking anime as fuck, they're still really cute looking.
>>14986162Fluttershy is always fucking adorable
>>14986162The episode taught me one thing.This world the ponies live in in incredibly fucked up. Like, if you made Equestria into a D&D scenario, your friends would all hate you by the end of it.
>>14986171>could like finding enough normal ponies to match the exchange rate
>>14985827Fuck off faggot, seriously stop plugging your shitty drug pics here.
>>14986189>natural balance of nature>IN EQUESTRIAi'm going to ask you nicelyjust onceDYEWTS?
>>14986213I'll just sell her on Arms List for a Nagat then.
>>14986213Would that mean I get -all- the ponies until they populate enough to properly meet said rate?
>>14986220There's still some natural order you filthy changelingHence nature still being there. natural. nature.It's not like every single bird in Ponyville needs a pony to teach it how to fly.
>Palette's wide, wide hips
>>14986025oh wowshe did the rarity one
>>14986189Maybe they needed extra help?
>>14986250Shit is going down nearly every fucking second.
>>14985855 Basically, I buy Bitcoin(s) at X amount, and whatever it's worth, I can sell it for that price? That simple?
>>14986260>sheCheck your fucking privelege
>>14986252I am kinda amazed at the fact that Jessy has been living with Sanginius for months already and managed to LOSE weight
>>14986260yeah but everyone only seems to post the pinkie one.
>>14986288because everyone has that semenhammer pic
>>14986286>Sanginius This is confirmed?
>>14986288That one's super old
Good night MLPG.Enjoy night horse
would you play it?if its full human or full pony?
>>14986302Well yeah, they kinda had to live together after her dad gave her the boot.
>>14986302Check her tumblr
>>14986302It's been confirmedShe was out on the streetNow we wait for the glorious break up
>>14986300it was sentenal all along.
>>14986192>repeating the same word twice in a sentenceI really need to learn to check my posts before submitting. it annoys me way too much.
>>14986302Quite a long time ago
>>14986312full human or full pony onlyanthro is fucking gross
>>14986312Yeah I wouldIf it were full human then no.Full pony would be best.
>>14986312I dunno, that's pretty cute.>cop a feel
>>14986312I'd be fine with either or.Just a big no to anthro.
>>14986312There are already 2 of them in development, both full human, so yeah/
Pony just ate your homeworkShe said she saw it on TV
>>14986359>both full humanFUCK
We pretty dress up now?
>"living with your boyfriend">not getting engaged yetYeah, there'll be a breakup
>>14986310Night horse needs to get some fucking exercise
>>14986317>>14986319 >>14986320 >>14986332Allow me to be more clear.The fact of Jessy having a new home is established. Is the newly acquired boyfriend the individual known as Sanginius? If so, I request the Tumblr link that verifies this.
>>14986359but where are the poniesyou said there would be ponies
>>14986373I think there was a pony VN, but was cancelled.There's also that MLPG idea, but of course it never happened.
>>14986398>newly acquired boyfriendThey've been dating for over a year now :/
>>14986411MLPG grouping up to do anything only ends in drama, failure or hilarity.
>>14986378I hope. We need more proper art of them. I hope Goat did something.
>>14986411What about Pokehidden's game?
>>14986426Gonna need that with a strap-on
>>14986312>What are you wearing a swimsuit for
>>14986436Fluttershy ones are the cutest. Does Dash have one? Is she any good?
>>14986398>newly acquiredAnd I'll be your source. Yes, it's confirmed, don't worry about it.inb4 not LK
>>14986447>1.5 Rarara will never come out..
>>14986416>And she isn't even pregnant.Guess he isn't black then.Good for her, sticking that anchor on a dude.Now she can drag him down to the depths of depression and suicidal thoughts that come with relationships!
>>14986447Fluttershy is going to take you to her special place in the woods only she knows about.For sex
Your favourite stallion acts like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWa4495hjc4
>>14986463Hey LK.Flareon has >nomoves
>>14986463You are not LK!
>>14986470I just hope theres a brutal breakup that leaves the bitch high and dry
>>14986463you're not lk
>>14986473>Nature adventure>In heelsThat slut can't trick me
You did it, you made it to Equestria!You even managed to become the pretty/slutte/cute/beautiful/handsome mare/stallion/diamond dogLo and behold when you make a mad dash to ponyville, this is what you find. And the whole town is like this.How do you handle it?
>>14986527Why would you wish that upon a person?
>>14986527We know, NBS...we know...
>>14986286>Live with a feeder>Lose weightI admire Sang for being able to contain his fetish for her
>>14986398FANS OF THE FANDOM!mlpg why u a circlejerk?
>>14986541because it's NBS
>>14986378>>14986401>>14986426>>14986436>>14986447>>14986473>>14986492>>14986539what is with the terrible humans suddenly
>>14986539Wonder how Whoville ended up in Equestria
>>14986539Clearly, I didn't drink enough bleach.
>>14986541Because it's fun to watchAnd all women deserve it>>14986543Not NBS, I'd never hurt a person over something so petty
>>14986495Fire types tend to be pretty boring most of the time unless you mix them with an actual interesting type
>>14986539I ask why their people only use one nostril
>>14986557Oh, right, that guy. Nevermind.
YOU WILL FIGHT AN ARMY OF CHANGELINGS AND THEIR QUEENbut fear not! You will have a random power fromhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomHow fucked/unfucked are you?
>>14986495My choice of "favorite" is mostly based on how cute they are. I don't play pokemon that hard.
>>14986459She's got a bad sense of fashion, but I guess it fits her.>>14986473I've actually been meaning to write a short fic about this, where she and anon go to a secret lake only Fluttershy knows. Yes it ends in sex, but i want it to be "cute" too.
>>14986580not pony related
pony can't do anything rightpony should just disappear so you don't have to put up with pony anymore
>>14986575He's worse than Kraut!
>>14986580I know the feeling.It's pretty easy to tell that my picks are all either "is cutest" or "I want to put my penis inside it" (*cough*Goodra*unconvincing cough*)
Optimal level of Pony clothing?Lvl1: completely nakedLvl2: a few accessoriesLvl3: shirts, pants, skirts, hats, swimsuits, etcLvl4: underwear and full suits, barely any showingLvl5: none of the pony is showing
where to play personhorse dressup?
>>14986577>self liquificationmy super hero name will be cum something i couldn't think of a good name
>>14986567>I'm just a woman hater!Oh.Sorry for the misunderstanding.You are on the same level as he is.
>>14985898>>14985946>Derpy dyed her hair to fool the censors.She might not quite have a lazy eye but maybe she's just concentrating hard to focus when the camera is on her?
>>14986584I like it.
>>14986577http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/DollificationI think they're gonna regret this
>>14986539Study how to make a magical nuclear bombFind the highest mountain and detonate it while falling to my glorious death.
>>14986607A mix of all of these levelsWith higher levels being less comon than lower levels, but not exceedingly so
>>14986577http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inner_PowerTHIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
>>14986577http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_SpeedGOTTA GO FASTSHITTING SPEED FORCE UP MY ASS
>>14986577http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World>While mental intrusions are met with thorough mind rape of the intruder.AWW FUCK YEAHI'M GONNA MIND RAPE ALL THOSE TWAIFUS WHEN I'M DONE TOO
>>14986580Makes sense. My favored Fire type is probably Vulpix.
>>14986577I TAKE THIS POWERhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/DownloadAND JOIN THEM IN THEIR CONQUESTS
>>14986633HOLY SHIT THAT'S HORRIFYING
>>14986607>skirts>hats>SWIMSUITS3 ALL DAY EERYDAY NIGGA2 is also p. gud
>>14986607All levels.Pony enjoys each and every one.
>>14986638>Not getting a hot air ride>Not riding it like a bull all the way to the bottom
>>14986633Remind me never to watch Dr. Who
>>14986558Opinions. Yes the actual designs look generic (but cute), but the impressive thing are the clothing options.>>14986614http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends&id=7118http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends-2&id=7401It's totally not weird that I have them bookmarked, right?
>>14986577I get 'Penguin Mimicry.' What the fucking hell man?
>>1498660735 is also acceptable
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>14986577>Limiter Removalso i'm basically a Blue Lantern all alone. great.
>>14986625>not hating unstable evil people that can ruin the lives of any man by screaming rape
>>14986694One too many.
>>14986691>none of the ponyWhy not just buy a ball of clothing, rub it on a horse and then shape it like a pony?
>>14986633Yeah, scratch thatThis guy is now the villainThe dreaded wizard Orbsah, who wants to turns all ponies in Equestria into dolls for nefarious purposes
>>14986577http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_AbsorptionI'm not quite fucked, but with enough of them I could be bogged down.
>>14986577http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_ErasureSo im basically King crimson standMan, I still dont understand how this stand worksEven elements of harmony has no chance of winning now
>>14986682Not at all, anon.I do too
>>14986702Hey, like I said, I've never watched the show.You have no power here
>>14986705Gat damn son, do yourself a favor and hook yourself up to a milking machine until the constant orgasms mellow you out somewhat.
>>14986577http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematics_ManipulationSounds awful, is actually pretty great>Alter reality>Change logic>Manipulate time
>>14986577http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Flame_ManipulationWUNDERBAR I WILL GLEEFULLY BURN THEM ALL
>>14986746...is that a thing that you can do?
Anyone else having problems connecting to mlpchan?
>>14986577http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_ManipulationI think I just got THE ability for fighting an army of emotion feeding bugs.
>>14986756Well, you'd need to either find or construct one. I'm pretty sure they make suction equipment for dongs, so just set that up in tandem with a fucking machine and just kinda...hang out for an hour.
>>14986577I win at everything forever and ever for the rest of my lifehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vector_ManipulationNobody can stop me now.
>>14986750Holy shit I can even manipulate "fiery" emotions with this, including love. Neat.
This is fun
>>14986723Remember that episode of Futurama?One that has time skipping to the future?King Crimson could do all that, know what happens in that future, change that timeline
>>14986791Oh my.Oh yes.
>>14986781Unless of course they simply put you in a really deep hole or something.
>>14986775...which now has me wanting to put something like this together.Dammit.
>>14986808I could jump out. Or literally punch a tunnel out.
So if Daring Do's alter ego is a fiction writer... Does that mean that Harrison Ford is just a front for his actual life of saving the world from Nazis?
>>14986723If you've ever watched that episode of futurama "time keeps on slipping" it pretty mich works exactly like that except you can act freely in the skipped/erased time
>>14986811I KNOWCAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING FUCKED FOR 15 WHOLE MINUTES?HUMANS ARE AMAZINGexcept that mewball guy, he sent me a video and he barely lasted as long as my first fuck
>>14986824>keanu reeves can actually manipulate the fabric of reality
>>14986803"Bastard, how many shitposts have you done to boost your little ego?""How many cupcakes have you eaten in your life?"
>>14986791I know right? I really want a CMC or princess dress up game.For some odd reason, I can't bring myself to do a "lewd" outfit for any of the characters.
>>14986838I-I didn't think he was so bad...
>>14986811>>14986838Ponies probably want at least an hour of foreplay and all night cuddling afterwards as well.
i wish i was having ponysex instead of reading this crap
>>14986838I'd pound Lyra into a soggy mess on the bed.
>>14986849There's only so many lewd outfits you can make. Most of them just show a bit too much skin for girls their age.
>>14986849I mean the lewdest you can go is just undiesBut yes, I would like more charactersIs there a pony equivalent to this?
>>14986750The more I read on this the more I want it.
SOYour opinion of the season for far?from 1-101 being monkey shit and 10 being godly good?
>>14986873A game where you dress up the ponies? What angle would work best? Three quarters? Would you want them in a relatively simple and fun pose? I bet deviantArt is drowning in mediocre ones.
>>14986853DONE AND DONE
>>149868958It's really good so far. I feel like there's going to be an episode soon that blows me away.
>>149868957/10The premiere was godly but the last two episode have just felt strange and out of place.
>>14986895We're only 4 episodes in, dudeBut so far I'm liking it, last episode nonwithstanding
>>14986577>power replicationMan, I got off easy with this one.
>>149868958 before Daring Don't, 6 after it
>>14986904>what angleThat's a hard onemultiple angles would be the best I think. Like one from the back, front, sideOr if not that then a couple of dynamic poses to choose from
>>14986908>Your favorite episode will never give you a blow job
>>14986841>Cheech and Chong can actually smoke a lot of weed and be funny.
>>14986922Sorry to break it to you, Anon, but you're the only being in this universe with a superpower
>>14986931But if you change the angle the angle of the clothes would have to change as well. These games are easy to make because it's just layering movable static images.
Pinkie and Fluttershy are best dressup>>14986872I guess. Still, it feels kind of wrong for me.>>14986873I don't think a good one exists yet. Which is a real shame.
>>14986961Well I'm not saying there should be a rotation of the character or anything, just 3 different angles which would just mean 3 different version of the same piece. Not too hard.
>>149869043/4 view would be best, and simple face/mane changes at first.
oh gosh this is 2cute
>>14986853>Not giving everyone an hour of foreplay at least
>>14986577>Life and Death manipulationwell I'm god now. That's cool I guessNow I suppose I just contemplate why I'm killing the changelings to begin with
>>14986984>>14986982It's a shame I've never touched flash before.
>>14986990unfest dress person
Pony doesn't want you sticking anything in her unless she can do the same to youIt's only fair
>>14987015Well I imagine that's pretty hard to do since he's so fast
>>14987030Pfffft. I like it.
>>14987025Well that's too bad. Bend over, pony.
>>14987030How the heck did he make this in august?
>>14987037>both cutie marks showingsuper-lewd
>>14987030That's a really cute Dashshame about everything else
>>14987054she does not have any normal shorts, so I had to settle for those
I wish that instead of Daring Do being real and the main six getting into shenanigans with her, that she just remained A.K. Yearling, (except older) and had accepted the main six's request to help her around the house.Rainbow Dash would then discover the nearly finished book and take breaks to read it when no one was around. RD would continue tidying up her house and accidentally discover the vest and hat of Daring Do as well as pickup clues in the book that A.K. may in fact be Daring Do.Following multiple failed attempts to get A.K. to reveal the truth, Rainbow slips up and mentions something she read in the book. A.K. would then explain in full that she simply based the character off herself when she started the series and was still youthful and an explorer at heart, and that the clothing was given to her by her fans as tokens of appreciation.Dash would then apologize and learn her lesson about respecting the privacy of others. RD and the group would finish helping before A.K. finally finished her book and the main six went home again. Soon RD would get her early copy of the book in the mail with a subtle nod of gratitude to her and her friends. Then and only then could there maybe be some sort of even more subtle message strongly hinting to RD specifically that A.K. may be or at least may have been Daring Do at some point.
>>14987060>>14987047I see we're full of smart asses tonight.
>>14987064It can only get more lewd.
>>14986990>>14987054>Twilight in charge of having 'cute clothes' that aren't also nerdy.Fortunately for her nerd chic is becoming trendy.
Just a normal day
>>14987071but I'm here very night
>>14987101Oh price, how i love thee
>>14986577Super powers are for degenerates.Tell Celestia I need an army
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming dreddit'll start in a few minutes
>>14987101She is a pony obsessed.
>>14987101What a silly pony
>>14987124>didn't make air holesFluttershy is very irresponsible
>>14987128Pfff, your loss. I'll just take your powers then. WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAThttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus_Physiology
>>14987212Not bad. Not really a fan of huge breasts but at least the proportions are nice.
>>14987212Make that bra lacier and you got yourself a deal.
>>14987212It's awful.Why is her right hand so yellow?
>>14987236Is that image what your dreams look like?
>Get a sudden message from a college friend I know who I didn't see for a long time>He suddenly says he is getting married>He is only 5 years older than meI am now uncertain of my life and futureand I have never been to a marriage ceremony beforeoh god whathow do you deal with future insecurities? and what do you have to do in marriage ceremonies of people close to you?
>>14987101>tfw you will never stage an intervention for a ponyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_peSCECc4I
>>14987248I put the magic effect in front of her hand because that's where it's supposed to be coming from. Sorry you don't like it.
http://derpy.me/agathoidyo, where is everyone?
>>14987273#personal blogIt's just a giant party you moronIf you aren't in the wedding party just show up in a nice shirt and pants and get drunk with the man
>>14987273My little sister is three years younger than me and she's getting married.
>>14987273I have no idea, I'll get back to you on that after my brother gets married.
>>14987273I hate weddings.Absolutely despise them.
>>14987195>My lossTake your heretical incubi magic somewhere else.
>>14987317Would you still go to a pony wedding?
>>14987267Is there more of this?
>>14986577>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_ManipulationShould be easy
>>14987341barely, just the dick is cropped out
>>14987317Dude...the cake,wedding cake is the best
>>14987018I have a thing for stripped knee-high socks and unbuttoned bed shirts...muh dick.
>>14987336I already have. I was the groom.
>>14987070>Studio B incharge of quality writing
>Adventure Time and MLP:FiM>Made in America>monarchic/feudal society>gold standard>heroism>government, where it is suggested, is non-interventionist and impotent; solutions derive from the actions of the main characters>feudal society characterized by an explicit aristocratic and clerical hierarchy.>racial caste system; the traditional three castes of the peasantry, aristocracy and the military>Equestria is led by elites that are either deities or ascended spiritual masters that act as a bridge between the material and the transcendent.>Ascent into royalty is conflated with spiritual and genetic ascension.>Reaffirms inequality and encourages harmony and division of labor, as opposed to egalitarianism.>Gold standard>The Apple family is the most extreme characterization of family values in Western media, demonstrated from their ritualistic reunions of branches of the family from across the continent, to their will to assemble militias to defend village, pioneered by the forefathers of the clan, from hordes of swarthy savage buffalo.>During the Battle of Appleloosa, the aristocracy of Canterlot did not intervene, and the military effort was completely financed and executed by members of the Earth pony clan to defend their property and their race. The battle ended with a negotiated exchange of bundles of property titles.>The Hyperborean Crystal Empire was defended by the efforts of the heroes to rekindle the love for the nation through ritual and ceremony. The border of the Crystal Empire is literally powered by the crystal pony's love for their nation.>Twilight Sparkle, while hanging from the Tree of Harmony, sacrificing the Elements of Harmony alludes to Odin sacrificing himself while hanging from Yggdrassil.Adventure Time and MLP:FiM are reactionary to the core, and signal a pattern towards a growth in anti-egalitarian, anti-democratic political thought. The Legend of Korra also demonstrates this pattern.
>>14987391>>14987344how come I wasn't invited?
>>14987273Is it a dry wedding? If so, don't go. Alcohol is a necessity for dealing with situations like that. I had bad anxiety since I was 7 or so, and had to go to a wedding ceremony at 16. It was at a high class rural wedding ceremony area, security was really lax, so I broke into one of the liquor storage wardrobes and got piss drunk. I had a pretty good time, sometimes you just need a little chemical help.
>>14986577http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_AllegianceSo, I get Twilight to fight them for me?
>>14987336Whos getting married?
>>14987336Dash looks real good in that.
>>14987414>needing alcohol as a crutch to function sociallyMind you, it makes it more fun, but you shouldn't NEEEEED it.
>>14987406I dunno. Where were you on April 21, 2012?
>>14987421your favorite pony
>>14987212Is it weird that I universally prefer your sketches and more simplistic color jobs?
>>14987366I hate cake.
http://derpy.me/agathoidwatching judge dredd, it's good, come on you'll like it
>>14987400you're really reaching
>>14987437As a matter of fact I wasWait is this about Shout?
>>14987458>Judge Dredd>Not DreddI'll pass.
>>14987440Who's she getting married to?
>>14987467Don't think too hard about it.
>>14987434The way I've always viewed it is that if I need alcohol to function like a normal person from time to time, no harm done. If I had to get drunk every day to function that would be a problem. That shit is no good for you, I had an uncle who drank heavier than any living man I've ever met and he managed to live to 89, he was fine as long as he had booze, but if he didn't he'd seize all day long.
>>14987440to me or someone else?
>>14987440>posting the old version
>>14987512No I wouldn't attend
>>14987495Oh April. I thought it said August.I was thinking very hard for a second
>>14987512Would I even have the option of not going in that case?
>>14987498Are you sure your uncle wasn't a Dorf?
>>14987539You do, if you want to be the heartless bastard that leaves pony at the altar.
>>14987512I ain't signing into that scam.
Thank god I'm straight edge.
>>14987414I dunno, I was quite close to this guy, even my parents know him and like himso its obvious that I HAVE to goIn my country they take weddings REAL seriouslyI doubt there will be much alcohol Makes me wonder if I will get married and have kids and have a big responsibility, you know?
>>14987543Uncle Gil was my favorite uncle even though everybody else hated him. He had a ton of land and he got a smoking hot GF when he was in his mid 70s, then he died of brain cancer a few years later. Not a bad way to go out.
>>14987498I drink all the time, but I don't need to. I just enjoy it.It's kind of a problem because I go through a liter and a half of something distilled in like 4 nights(though I am pretty huge).
what if pony wanted to castrate you?would you let her?
>>14987613>Edgy for not drinking alcohol or smoking drugsYeah no the guy who've been drinking since he was 16 is PERFECTLY FINE, I'm the edgy kid with a black and red sonic OC because I refuse to intake poison.
>>14987626Pretty sure some here already have kids.
Pony wants to go outside and play!
>>14987629IS SHE TURNING ME INTO A PRETTY TRAP?
>>14987585There's always alcohol at weddings. Drink enough to loosen you up and you should have no problem, I can pass as a relatively normal person if I've got 5-6 drinks in me.>>14987617You ever gone cold turkey for a while? 1.5l every 4 days or so could give you some nasty withdrawals. I'm 155 or so, 5'11, I can put down a fifth over the course of a night without much issue.
>>14987596Did he ever show an inclination towards hoarding abandoned clothing?Did he have an irrational hatred of Elves and Goblins?
>>14987629Pony, just because I wrote something doesn't mean I want to do it.
http://imgur.com/AP9MHeCLast version (sorry for the repost)>>14987450You mean compared to me doing more complex coloring? Because I'll admit that I'm still not the greatest at colors. I'm working on it, though, and I kinda like the colors in this.
Favorite ASMR youtube channel?
>>14987626>wanting kids>in this economy
>>14987642I would take pone out to the park and watch her practice her tricks
>>14987629Reversibly tying my tubes is fine. Removing my swingers entirely is not OK.
>>14987629Why would she want to do that?Why would I possibly say yes?
Does Dash know how cute she is?
>>14987661>still no laceDAMMIT GOATWHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
>>14987661Needs more tearingAnd a hint of her areola
>>14987658Pony thinks you are deadly serious about everything you write.
>>14987652Here's the thing, that's my baseline level of resistance just because I'm huge. That lets me hit a nice even buzz for each of those evenings. Plus I'll just routinely go a week or more without booze if I run out and am too lazy to go buy more.6'6" 245ish
>>14987642Pony it's too cold outside to play
>>14987700Would you tell her if she didn't?Even then she wouldn't believe you
>pinkie will never bake you into a cake
>>14987629I will dig her ovaries out with a spoon. That is not an idle threat.
>>14987679Pony is going to bite your testicles off. Then eat them.
>>14987693>Implying I'm notI put so much effort into my body because I convinced myself that it was only my physique keeping me aloneIt wasn't
>>14987719Pony can handle it
>>14987714>I'll just routinely go a week or more without boozeYou're fine then. Large amounts of alcohol consumed many days in a row is where you run into trouble. I put down 2.5 handles a week when I was at my worst, went for about 6 weeks and I had a seizure when I stopped.
>>14987737Wish I had that pic of that girls clit getting bitten off. Revenge best served etc etc.
>>14987688Do you know where we are?
There could be a pony winking and squirting profusely behind you and you wouldn't even know.
>>14987629My deepest darkest fetish~
>>14987761I am against a corner.
>>14987734Pony is aroused.
>>14987748but I can't.
>>14987704I do it because I love you, Anon.I'm working on it, gimme a bit.>>14987711I kinda thought about it, and I don't think you'd get any areola with the way her breasts are swelling.
>>14987765why is this a fetishwhypeople died in wars for us
>>14987749Blimey.But yeah, I should be alright simply because when scale is considered, I'm not drinking all that heavily. I'm following the letter of binge drinking, but not the spirit.
>>14987791Smaller bra fixes thatAlso alludes to more growthOR HAVE THE AREOLA SHOW THROUGH THE LACE
Fuck off alcoholfags, you have your own general for your /soc/ bullshit.
>>14987789where is the porn jessy
>>14987821I'm giggling like a retard at the second one
>>14987789do drones have hips
>>14987809Yes.Now take off those pants Anon.
>>14987789I colored that Celestia and Pallete one you did a while ago.
>>14987814>show areola through the lace!!I can try that. Give me a bit.
>>14987801Yeah, if you drink HEAVY once in a while, it's no big deal. Consecutive days is where you run into trouble, if you drink heavy for a few weeks in a row you can seize if you stop cold turkey. Got stuck in the psych ward in a room with 4 other guys detoxing from booze. They were all polacks so I couldn't understand a goddamn word they said, I was 22 and all the other guys were 40+. Pysch hospitals are weird places.Worst part was they'd come in every few hours to wake you up, draw blood, take your blood pressure, and give you ativan to make sure you wouldn't seize.
>>14987839Drones are built sleek and lightweight, so no they do not have hips, nor do they have a plump butt.
>>14987629Wait, how do they castrate women? Is it even called that? Is it just tube tying?
>>14987700I try to tell her she is the cutest thing in all of equestria but she just hits me with her hoof and tells me to stop it. She blushes a bit so I think she gets it but is to embarrassed to admit it
>>14987821>the actual quote>trying to sound and failing miserably at itThat left a weird mental image
should i stream myself drawing? i kind of want to, and i could use the practice
>>14987465Not too much. That little essay reminds me of a post on FimFic describing the multitude of ways FiM is anti-individual and anti-democracy. At no point in the Crystal Empire episodes were the crystal ponies happy they were free from oppression; they were just glad that their new leader was more benevolent than their old.Apropos to nothing, but I fucking love this IBM clicky keyboard I just typed this on. Almost orgasmic.
>>14987882Funny how one missing word can change the entire context of a sentence.