>>14975539Old horseTopic: Flight to the finish is the next episode seems do be a mix up of CMC and rainbow dash.We also have a new episode "Rarity Takes Manehatten"What do you hope to see in the new episodes
>>14979414I hope to see Manehatten taking Rarity
>>14979448I shouldn't unf
>>14979448I expect no less than 37 "Rarity Does Manehatten" jokes.
Can Rarity really take all Manehattan? I mean, obviously she's been practicing, but that's a feat of endurance I'm not sure even she's prepared for.
>>14979482As long as they come with related art, they're fine.
I wonder if Rarity stays with AJ's family in Manehatten. IIRC AJ's family was part of the fancy life
>What do you hope to see in the new episodesI hope to see 4DE start selling my Fluttershy plush
>>14979498I'd rather see them sell Celestia.And Luna.
>"Rarity Takes Manehatten" is the real name of the episodeOh, you sly devils. I love you.
someone stram art
>>14979521It's in reference to The Muppets Take Manhattan, which is a reference in itself.
Rarity is not a slut.
>>14979521Not everything is sexual, anon.
>>14979521Remember The Muppets Take Manhattan?
>>14979414>We also have a new episode "Rarity Takes Manehatten"synopsis?
https://31.media.tumblr.com/e9e6a042262167fbff7a76fef68243cb/tumblr_mxgfp2edXD1t51shmo2_1280.pngWhat a turbo slut
>>14979537>rarity as a sperm
>>14979512I'd rather see them sell Sweetie.
>>14979547No synopsis yet - airdate of January 4, 2014
>>14979551That's holly, not mistletoe>artists
>>14979567I, personally, won't be impressed until they sell Derpy
>>14979577Would you seriously tell pony that she picked the wrong leaves instead of just jalmming it in?
>>14979593I would expect pony to know better
>>14979611Pony is getting kinda annoyed at your knows-it-all behavior.
>>14979547Rarity moves to manehatten to explore her "dancing and modeling career"
>>14979593>Jalmming it inThat's an invitation for some face-sitting.I think.
>tfw no sexual deviant gf that likes ponies to act out each other's embarrassing fetishes together with
>>14979625I actually spoilered the L in the middle but apparently you can't do that anymore.
>>14979625>face-sittingWhy are pony butts so perfect for facesitting
>>14979611shes a unicornunicorn don't know about CROPS man
>>14979646huh?Jalmming it in
I wish I could filter out indie games on Steam.
>>14979625>tfw you will never jalm it in
>>14979660LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN>>14979668what's the matter, you're goign to filter the only thing that's good?
>>14979668Fun is a drug, fun is degeneracy
Facesitting really is top tier.
Does Equestria have a Mareine Corps?
>>14979414>What do you hope to see in the new episodesNothing. Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
>>14979689In bizarro comic world they do
>>14979683Fun is a buzzword.
>>14979675>he came here one day>he did one thing>he took my request>and he fucking ran away
>>14979681What about this horse?
>>14979660Hips like that should be illegal.
>>14979710>that feelingWhen he does deliver, its great tho
>>14979707Listen, as much as everything stupid and autistic has come out of /v/, that phrase is actually logical. when used in a review, saying "it's a fun game" but not saying why, is just filler."I liked x y and z and thus I think that makes ti fun to play" is different.Think about it.
>>14979703Oh, so Equestria does.
>>14979688>no one will ever draw macro gloomy face sitting
>>14979703comics are more canon than the show
>>14979716anon I'd fuck even spike if it was made by joey fucking darkmeat.He's that good.plus the fact that he made me unf at rarity, the worst pone, is quite a feat in itself.
>>14979752Yeah, comics equestria, you know the one the actual show completely disregards and will never reference
>>14979746To say something is fun, is to say that it is entertaining but in a more commonly used format.Really, the guy was arguing semantics and being an idiot.
>>14979766>rarity, the worst poneHow does it feel being wrong all the time?
>>14979766Your opinions are awful, but your taste in artist are respectable
>>14979688I still don't get you guys and that fetish
>>14979771So, the exact same Equestria.
>>14979766Would you let him give you the double D?
>>14979818but he only has one
>>14979746I never said I didn't think it was true.When people say "it was a great movie" or "it is a fun game" it's pretty amusing to ask them why they think it is and watch them as they pause mid-breath and trying to think of something to say.
>>14979763>this is what people actually believe
>>14979726You have no idea.
>>14979819epic meme ftw :*)
>>14979824Why did you like what you just ate, Anonymous? You can't just say it tasted good.
>>14979824Then why dd it become the symbol of /v/? "/v/, haters of fun".Guy actually said somethign that makes sense and everyone misinterpreted it.Doesn't really amke /v/ much of a good board anyway, it's pretty shitty.
>>14979818Artist that give Spike a hemipenis disgust me
>>14979819>pony gets excited when you nibble on her ponut
>>14979846I derived pleasure from tasting it. Years of eating food made me realize that there are fodds I liek and foods I don't like. That one was a food I liked, because it catered to my tastebuds.
This is shaping out to be a great season to make up for all the Applejack and Spike episodes from S3 (yes, I'm aware more are coming).My hopes are that Scootaloo learns to fly, but I'm not expecting it.
>>14979857artist that give him an anus disgust melizards don't work like that
>>14979746>>14979824>>14979846Is this what art college is like?
>>14979882It is in dire need of more background ponesThat is my only real complaint so farWell other than pinkie being totally obnoxious
>>14979799LOOK AT THAT CHUBBY DRAGON BUTTHAVING BUTTS LIKE THAT IS ILLEGAL
>>14979884he's not a lizardhe's a dragon
>>14979800Facesitting is a good act of foreplay.It's not really a fetish of mine, but it's nice.
Anon being turned into a slutty mare with a tight mare-cunt just begging to be penetrated.
>>14979886no. art college is making crude wooden statues of a man scukign himself off and getting praise for it.
>>14979766No doubt she's the worst pony, but that wouldn't stop me from jacking off to her. Cadence is my favorite pony to jack off to because she's fucking hot, but she's still a shit character.
>>14979899Reason #455,992 FlyingSaucer cannot become a pony.
who is cute colt?
>>14979909dragons are lizards
>>14979877your tastebuds are too entitled
>>14979928A guys with mostly great taste.
>>14979930False. Dragons are dragons. You're trying to apply frog anatomy to great apes.
>>14979897>A new snuggling business in Wisconsin’s capital city may have closed amid scrutiny from city officials.>Customers at Madison’s Snuggle House can snuggle with professional cuddlers for $60 an hour. Supporters say the business helps people relax through non-sexual touch.I need that so bad, I hate women for reasons and that'd cure me
>>14979921>No doubt she's the worst ponyDo you enjoy lying on the internet?>>14979928No one important.
>>14979951so fixing sexual through sexualokay
>>14979916So long as you make it seem like a shitty metaphor, which shouldn't be hard because artfags can find a metaphor in a seagull getting it's dick stuck in a soda can.
>>14979899Pinkie is less a character and more a device for less than funny asides that they didn't want to force on other characters.Shit, even Twilight has been funnier than Pinkie so far.
>>14979963IT'S ABOUT THE POLITICAL CLIMATE OF SOMALIA
Ponies helping ponies
>>14980039like when they got an itch?
>>14979843Well that redraw just makes it lose everything good about it
>>14979623She's not a dancer nor a model.
>>14979923Oh hush youYou know darn well shes has had her annoying dial cranked up well past what is safebesides you cannot stop me, pone is my destiny
The opening of anthology 3 is giving me vibes of paper mario
>>14980039Sometimes it's good
>>14979928Nonymous's new alter ego.
Anon being turned into a changeling queen.
>>14980047>more then one spy on a team.your the reason teams lose
>>14980055Actually no it's not.
>>14979591>>14979660>>14979716>>14979799>>14979915>>14980047>tfw Joey-Darkmeat will die one day and no one will draw better than himFeelBadMan.JPG
God damn the new anthology got some laughs out of me.
>>14980082Sometimes it's acceptable. I mean really can you say no to this?
>>14980088But it is. I have seen it in my crystal ballThere is nothing you can do about it
>>14980071Is not.I can see why you would think that though, he DOES have great taste in ponies.
>>14980079anon becoming the slutty satyr girl
>>14980116Anon being turned into a slutty changeling satyr.
>>14980114Whatever Nonymous, at least this one isn't cumming all over toys.
>>14980125Getting tired of your bullshit, anonymous.
>>14979960She's manipulative, vain, selfish, constantly acts melodramatic to get attention, and is just a shitty person in general. Would not be friends with.
>>14980082>4 spies>2 snipers>no medic>2 engineers building sentries at spawn>>14980114<3
>>14980145Wow, you are REALLY bitter after such a long timeGo see a therapist.
Are we not going to talk about how hot it was when Daring told Ahuizotl she loved him?
Pony wants you to come play in the mud with herNo she doesn't think she's too old for that why would you say that
>>14980071That would explain a lot.
>>14980166this or people actually playing Scout on Dustbowl when they have Engies
>>14980180AAAGH I haven't watched it yet!
>>14980047I want to plank kisses all over those hips while she laughs and calls me a sad bastard.
>>14980180>not wanting to talk about the alternate timeline where 800 years of unrelenting heat turn all the mares into winking cockhungry fuckbeasts
>>14980198>visiting the general without having watched the latest episode>upset when it's spoiled for himwhat did you expect
>>14979757So just Gloomy sitting down then? You wouldn't be able to see the person she's sitting on
>>14980180It was a joke. It's not like they want to hatefuck each other.
>>14980180It was hot. No one else had brought it up before.
>>14980198Then what the hell are you doing here?Oh right, we're so full of shitposts these days you're pretty likely to not see spoilers.
>>14980198How new are you?
>>14980216It was stil hot. Even dash agreed.
>>14980202Do you think she'd let you?
>all those "thanks M.A. Larson" shorts in anthology 3I don't know, they're handling twilicorn quite well.
>>14980242Not outside my head, but she doesn't exist outside the mind, so it evens out.
>You can have your waifu for 3 days and she is into all the same fetishes you areor>Turn into a goat for 24 hours and use the goat tower
>>14980259They're not handling her at all, and Larson had nothing to do with it. It's a stupid joke.
>>14980261Soo, moth ponies?
>>14980238Its the tail with the hand, right?
>>14980309>that belly>sweatThis is the hottest thing ever.
>>14980309Dufel is the hero we deserve
>>14980273Heaving to leave my waifu after 3 days would break my heart. I take the goat tower.
Wow look at the time. Post the best ship
>you will never have a little pony that wakes you up every morning like this
>>14980388I didn't know Fluttershy was a unicorn.
>>14980401Jokes on you I love every fluttershy ship
>>14980273>only 3 says with my waifuGOAT TOWER HERE I COME
>>14979689>>14979703Do they get PGAs when they join?
>>14980370>>14980401This is my new ship.
>>14980370I hope I don't get more hate, but this is my favorite ship
>>14980273I'll take the first option.
>>14980401Flutterdash friendship is best most canon ship.
>>14980422I really like how she returned the face snuggle at the end theretoo cute
>>14980411even this one?
>>14980422Daring Do confirmed for Dashes mom. Think about it for a second.
Do you think it's possible to live without friends, without love, but with a purpose?
>>14980110That's Pinkie's ball.And it says your destiny is a rock.
>>14980454What about FlutterXflutter
>>14980448>>14980448I plan to buy some mares of my own someday and spend my days slamming juicy winking marevag in peace while smoking pot and walking around naked in my yard drinking beer.
Honestly I'd get so turned on if a pony sat on my face that I'd cum pretty much instantly
>>14980469oh hey I remember that. You're going to make a mini.mare brother, ain't cha?
y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all
>>14980454While it's not as cute as Flutterdash, Twishy is a pretty cute ship.
>>14980460No anon I have my own magic 8 ball version
>>14980484Me too. I want this Rarity in my face >>14980309
>>14980464careful, legs don't bend like that
>>14980448Yes, porpoise are really cute animals to live with
oh boy, it's time for best canon ship
FlyingSaucer being turned into a stallionwith a small penis
>>14980448considering i live without any of them. yes. but i wouldn't recommend it.
that little ytpmv thingie 26 minutes into anthology 3 was nice
>>14980273I still remember when the Goat Tower was a thing on MLPG.
>>14980513why not just go all the way and make it no genitals like on the show?
>>14980511>rose is ded
>>14980488Someday, hopefully. I'm gonna be in my late 30s to 40s by the time I have the money, assuming my employment situations stays steady, so I'm sure MLPG will be long gone and so will the pony craze. It's gonna be hard to recruit customers, and even harder to give discounts to MLPG posters.
>>14980428Why would you get hate. They're a cute couple.Plus think about the threesomes they have with Pinkie. That's just sweet, hot and sexy all at once.
Opinions/headcannon's?Daring Do is Dashes mom
>>14980513Impossiblethe stallion part I mean
>>14980532>I'm gonna be in my late 30s to 40s by the time...so I'm sure MLPG will be long gone Wrongest person on earth, everyone
>>14980524Then it wouldn't be like the show.
>>14980544That's stupid anon.
i think every ship should have at least one horn and one pair of wingsearth ponies a shit
>>14980533It was a joke anonAnd call me crazy, but I don't think Pinkie gets in on their sexytiems
>>14980513>>14980545Why must there always be some horrible catch, you anons are evilespecially you >>14980545
>>14980544>not Fireflyyou are opinion is shit
>>14980388I'd rather wake up with my arms wrapped around a little pony.
>>14980581Flying saucer being turned into a slutty owl
FlyingSaucer's transformation into a stallion's penis
>>14980544Fluttershy is secretly a 420blazeit treehugging hippieThis has always been my only headcanon
>Finally get around to watching G1 and some of G2 of pony>relize faust did nothing but rehash the ideas of G1 just give more characterizations.everything is almost a direct rip
My favorite pony could beat up your favorite pony.
>>14980607unf unf stoner unf unfbut I hate you
>>14980599>>14980602Ok now you are just going bonkers we will roll back to the previous two options for now and call it a day
>>14980610but anonmy favorite pony is your favorite pony too
>>14980602>being forced to vomit on a regular basisA fate worse than death.
I hope pony wouldn't laugh at me for cumming instantly because I was so horny, I wouldn't be able to hold my load in for more than a few minutes, bottoming out winking marevag or getting my cock sucked by a cute pony with those big innocent eyes is way too hot
>>14980608>Finally get around to reading some classics>realize modern writers do nothing but rehash old stories just give them more modernization
>>14980608There is no G2 pony. Pony Tales is also G1but Faust did say FiM was supposed to be like G1
>>14980608Escape from Midnight Castle isn't absolute trash. I gave up on the movies on the second one because the entire pony cast was different.
>>14980624You're telling me you wouldn't want to be an owl?
>>14980624Either these options or none at all.That's just the way things go.
>>14980651>>14980657No and no evil anonsrejected
>>14980614>Same eye color>works alone, why we don't see dashes mom in the flashback with her dad>same hard head like dash>Old enough to be her momDon't ruin this for me Al.
>tfw no pony themed e-cigarette flavors
Here's the deal.You squeal like a piggy and tell pony who the mole is and pony will cuddle you
>>14980665You don't get a say in this. Celestia's orders.
My pony roommate dropped a big shit in the toilet and went back to bed. We work on vastly different schedules. Pony probably tried flushing it at some point but there is no way that loaf is going down. I'm also pretty sure it growled at me.I can't shower with that thing in the bathroom. Am I going to have to wake a pony's ass up?
My favorite pony can outfetish your favorite pony
Remember when /mlp/ stole our meems?
>>14980670So Dash didn't recognize her mom and Daring either didn't recognize her rainbow-colored child or managed to completely ignore any emotion from seeing her child again after all this time?
>>14980665Okay flying saucer.You're gonna turn into young ArnoldSchwarzenegger and you get to go to equestria.You also know German and own a rocket launcher.
>>14980691I actually think Rarity is the most vanilla of them all. Some light domination and maybe light bondage and anal is the furthest shed ever go.
>>14980683Sure I do, the crystal ball does not liePony, normal equipment, no crazy deformities of any kind and NO forced clothing use. It is the only way
>>14980682IT'S JEFFJEFFNOW GIMME THE PONY
>>14980532Maybe animal brothels will be legal by then and you can advertise on the internet. I'd go if it wasn't too far.
>>14980676W-would you buy them if I made them?Obviously I'd have to use different names from ponies to label them like those porn comics.What flavor would each one be?
>>14980703Dash was left with her father shortly after birth and shut up Im drinking
Is this pony TOO little?
>>14980735Not as little as your pOnOs.#rekt
None of her friends note how similar dash and daring do look?
>>14980711>most vanilla>not flutter
>>14980735Yes. Also,>belly button
>>14980718That's a dark artifact from the ancient griffon empire. It's lying to you.
>>14980754That's what I thought too man but remember BNE and the pirate comic. Bitch is insane
>>14980735That picture is too creepy looking for me to consider liking them at that size
>>14980735I'd be scare I'd crush her in my sleep.also I have a tendency to do bad things out of random, so I would probably kill her.
>>14980729I'd buy Lyra themed, because I prefer mint
>>14980752Ponies are too stupid to notice a recolor when they see one.
>>14980729Probably disgusting. Bubble Pink, Purple Sparkle, Quiet Vanilla, Apple Smack, Rainbow Kick, SluticornI ran out of steam
>>14980752I think its just animation shortcuts and stuff, I doubt all the ponies with exactly the same mane in the show are supposed to look exactly the same, I assume Daring and Dash are the same wayOtherwise you could say the same thing with Lyra/Sparkler/Dolphins or Carrot and Daisy
>>14979551Reverse image search is fruitlessPlease tell me the artist
>>14980789http://jarvofbutts.tumblr.com/post/69300858602/well-mistle-has-been-hitting-the-christmasThere you go
>>14980788Pastel colored marshmallow equines do not have those, nor do they have visible genitalia.
>>14980760It does not lie anon. What it said is true, it just does not volunteer much other informationHowever normal tiny magical equestrian pony is certain.
>>14980805It reveals itself when they get really horny.
Pony just said the N word.
>>14980810You will become a changeling.We can't let you go.You are an enemy of the state.
>>14980752I think it'd be like saying "all you black people look alike"
>>14980801did he look up what mistletoe was before making that pony?
Rainbow is so so sooooooo cute in this episode
>>14980735would you still love your waifu if she was she size of a hamster
>>14980805>Ponies mate by cuddling really hard
>>14980691I want to date a pony/personhorse with weird embarrassing fetishes so I can act out my weird fetishes on her and she can do it to me, and hope she doesn't laugh when I want her to wear the same socks for a week then tape them over my nose while teasing my cock and saying dirty things
>>14980831No anon, it would have specified changeling. Species is definitely pony.
>>14980850Sure, why not?
>>14980862Changelings are ponies.
>>14980850Yes. Probably the only way my dick would have much of an impact.
>>14980757Nigga most any mammals have belly buttons
>>14980875They are not "normal tiny magical equestrian ponies"They are definitely abnormal and extra-equestrian
>>14980894>Thinking ponies are mammals
>>14980909You're blinded by your own greed.
>>14980850I'd get her a little hamster cage and one of those wheels
Pony is angry at Miyamoto for stating that "Making a new F-Zero would be pointless" but is perfectly okay with making new mario games.
>>14980900Fuck you and fuck your marker.
>>14980923How is becoming a pony, or wanting to do such greedy anon?Its not like I have to steal 40 ponies to accomplish it
>>14980913>Fluttershy being corrupted into a succubusUNF
>>14980900Do you have any idea how slow you were going?
>>14980805Soooo, we shoud never draw pony porn again?
>>14980930>wanting more sheep sounding mario games
>>14980913>jalm>ever jalming againtop kek
>>14980910They're obviously reptilian.
>you will never be mashed in between 2 best sisters
>>14980947It's a hopeless cause. You will be the most faithful drone.
>>14980918Silly ponies are jealous of Nightmare Moon because she's getting her ears scratched by anon.
>>14980928Pony should be free.
>>14980855Ponies don't wear socks or have feet.
>>14980918>SIMPLE HUMAN. WITNESS THE BEGINNING OF ETERNAL NIGHT IN THIS INFERIOR WORLD. I NIGHTMARE MOON SHA-Wait WHAT IS THAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR HANDS. I'VE SEEN THIS. YOU ARE PLEASURING YOURSELF. TEACH ME THE WAYS OF SELF PLEASURING, HUMANand that's how anon saved the world
>>14980973okay i'll get her a water bottle too
>>14980805>Anonymous can't see themYou poor thing.
>>14980977thats sexier then it should be.
>>14980979Ponies can wear socks, but they're mostly for pajamas. Have to keep those long legs warm in the middle of the night.
>>14980971Poor misguided anon. But its ok I can't blame you, you do not have direct access to the truthBut I will say that I am not for changelings, just like I am not for diamond dogs and pony is not for basement
>>14980977I don't know what it is, but I always love when a character has spiked teeth like that.
>>14980972She really shouldn't, those things are addicting.
>>14980988Pony would just roll her eyes and sigh loudly.
>>14981005>truthYou poor, deluded non-pony.
>>14980980>Luna went all NMM because she was in heat and Celestia wouldn't let her get some relief because to Celestia she's still her baby sister.
>>14981019Pony is so adorable.
>>14980968>>14980989Is this possible to hang out with two best sisters without having sex with them?I have nothing against sex horse Actually, not my thing and that will never be, but I prefer Friendship than romance...
>>14981019It's okay, I'm sure she'll love her wheel once she tries it
>>14981041>Applejack riding reverse cowboy
>>14980989>Celestia can you turn off you magical glowing hair, I'm trying to sleep
>>14981050honestly anon, it's not up to you
>>14981050No, they are very busy and you would have to be very closely related to spend that kind of time with them. If you aren't going to marry them you pretty much have no chance.
>They decide to make a Daring Doo movie >Dash is super excited but because Applewood no one bothers to consult her>She and everyone else show up opening day for the firs screening>Dash's character has been flanderized into a ditsy hero worshiping second banana>"Careful Dash, this chasm is full of fire scorpions...">"You gots it , Daring Doo!">Dash's character bumps into Daring Doo, sending her into the fire pit, where she eventually makes a climatic escape >"Dash, what the heck?!">"Oppsie doodles!">This goes on for three hours>Everyone loves the movie but Rainbow Dash feels disenfranchised, especially when all the foals start playing Daring Doo and making fun of her
>>14981012>She becomes NMM if anon ever stops doing it
>>14981051Pony just sits in the corner of her cage. She has stopped eating.
>>14981086I want to see a pony do that
>>14981076I'm going to marry Princess Celestia!
>>14981090put some oats on a tiny spoon and make airplane noises with it in front of her
>>14981084it was funnier the way you told it yesterday
>>14981050I wonder how hard it is for the best princesses to get a date
>>14981103What kind of sound an airplane makes?
>>14981084>That's a pretty good Rainbow Dash cosplay!
>>14981109They only date those that don't attempt to praise or worship them.
We'll meet again...Don't know where...Don't know when...
>>14981116this kind of noise
>>14981070>>14981076>>14981109>DUH I WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE?!?
>>14980980>Anon becomes the royal ear scratcher and belly rubber for all the princesses in equestria with these things called "fingers"
>>14981116you knowdivebombing, brrrrtttt ing, woosh ing
>>14981117>"Except you got the colors in the mane on the wrong side.">"Thy're not on the wrong side!"
>>14981103Pony explains how no amount of oats or even love and care can be a substitute for freedom
>>14981128>tfw no more freakazoid.
>>14981041yes pony is
>>14981146okay fine pony is freeI put her on my front stoop and closed the doorgood bye
>>14981136Multiple things in Equestria have fingers, which makes the fact that Rainbow didn't know what the fuck they were in EQG.Iron will had fingers. Auztolwhatshisface had fingers.
>>14981121Yeah but just imagine going to the bed room>Oh uhh before we begin I need to "raise/lower the sun/moon" just uhh wait here a bitWould kill a bit of the masculinity of sex
>>14981165They probably call them something elseOr maybe just say "digits"
>>14981000But they're hooves, hooves don't get smelly like feet.
>>14981196I'm sorry, do I step in my waste all day with my feet?
>>14981161Pony is free, but still sad. She wish she had the chance to tell you that isolation is not the only alternative to imprisonment.
How good did it feel the first time you ejaculated to pone
>>14981088>Nightmare Moon shows up>Anon scratches her ears>She calms down and turns back into Luna>Anon stops scratching her ears>A dark aura starts forming around Luna>He starts scratching her ears again>The aura vanishes>Anon is forced to scratch Luna's ears every day and night for the rest of his life so Nightmare Moon doesn't return
Pinkie PieGreat Pony, or greatest pony?
>>14981224It felt orgasmic.
>>14981224about as good as the first time i ejaculated to loli
>you will never be an onion but you will always have layers
>>14981236Second greatestAnd use the good version, damn it
>>14981236greater than greatest.
>>14981274>that pink butt
>>14981236I loved this scene so much
>>14981228Luna will outlive you so whats the point.
>>14981304agreedlet her turn into NMM because NMM is much prettier than luna
>>14981292Pinkie Pie wants to know if you like your ponut glazed or iced.
>>14981274>dun da da da daaaah>CHARGE!
>>14981292old news, what else ya got?
>>14981314>Cult of anons in Equestria scheming to bring back NMM>Not because they want to bring about eternal night or overthrow Celestia or anything>Just because they think she's really pretty
>>14981224It made my legs shake because it felt so good, then immediately afterward I felt completely ashamed
>>14981224I can't remember because it was about 8 or 9 years ago
>>14981384>fapping to G3(.5)
>>14981406it was g1 or 2
>>14981341>entirety of Batpony general join in hopes of being batpony>Warhammer nerds join for Chaos
>>14981439How hard and what is the climate?
>>14981422No. No BPGfags allowed in my Equestria under NMMI like bat pony and think they are very cute but that general is so terrible
>>14981439SUPER MEGA UNF
>>14981406>Not fapping to G3(.5)What is wrong with you anon?
Changeling can't wait for his cameo!
>>14981384I jacked off to real mare porn way before MLP. Still like it better than MLP porn, but there's still some pretty damn hot MLP materiel.
>>14981422>all of them gets completely run over by the hoards of white knight Celestiafags
>>14981459I saw G3/3.5 come on TV once when I was younger and I wanted to shoot myself.
>>14981465changeling needs to get back to fucking work and stop sucking on his melon
>>14981422>entirety of Satyr general join in hopes of impregnating NMM
>>14981451What about the ones that used to go to the general but left?
>>14981475Bughorse a _ok pone
>>14981485we'd have to work it out on a trial by trial basis
>>14981488is that a butt
>>14981488I agree that this is a show for little girls
>>14981488little girls like big butts.
Which Fleshlight insert is the most intense, I like the look of the speedbump.
>>14981477I wish the satyr general would impregnate me
>>14981469we need a drawfag on this? a army of praise it knights vs batponys>>14981477i'd say thats a bit much but lets say NMM lets them have there way with civilians for an alliance. if she even wants their help
>>14981488It's a great show for girls u n f
>>14981511that's a small butt
>>14981511Little girls love little ponies, but do little ponies love little girls?
>>14981488Discus is the worst event in the Olympics Oh look I threw a rockyay
>>14981488LOL ONE OF THE PONYS TURNED AROUND WHYBOONER.JNG XD
>>14981526Stop making that face at me, Dash.
>>14981562I'm not Dash ya dingus
>>14981488>Implying this is not a show for dykes
>>14981526i'm never going to get over that expression
changeling wants to be your pony
>>14981477>A massive orgy consisting of several anons and Nightmare MoonI shudder at that thought.
Daring Do and the Secret Penis
>>14981524>"something something Freud" can be heard echo through the night from the few that manged to escape
>>14981586Not out of the ordinary considering most princesses have a harem of fillies, colts, mares and stallions.
>"Now there, Anon... You know I love you~"
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/28/436718__explicit_humanized_princess+luna_princess+celestia_cum_vaginal+secretions_mlp_incest_milky+way_milkmare+of+trottingham.pngI want Celestia to dom me
Wether or not you liked the last few episode, you can certainly see that they have all provided at least one thing of worth
>>14981617I guess you could say Daring Doo is a real RINGER
get in, loser
>>14981710I'll get in, alright~
>>14981698>tfw no-one will ever fall in love with you
>>14981724alrightwe got places to go
Finally got to around to watching the new episode. Some of the lines were awkward and it wasn't the deepest story, but there were lots of good visual gags.>Baby birds circling Dash's head when she crashes.>BIFF BAM BOW Hitpony cutie marks>The whole big fight scene at the endFluttershy teaching those baby birds how to fly at the beginning was adorable, too.
THEY ARE MY LITTLE PONIES YOU KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS TO YOURSELF!
>>14981791Why is 2D giving Shining Armor a piggyback ride?
>>14981710if you insist
>>14981817Would you still love Lyra if she were a stallion?more so?
did you know that pony's neck always grows towards the sun?
pony just booped
>>14981806She's not dead?
>>14981847oh geezoh no
>>14981847Pony isn't for sad
>>14981873I only rember bcs drawing that image for me one night when mewball said noProbably someone else
>>14981871Makes me wanna go buy some modeling clay and just fuck about with it.Any clay recommendations?
>>14981896Last thing I remember was her drawing loli femanon getting DP'd by zebra colts
pony sees you
would you pop a molly with pony
Pong should enjoy cookie.
>>14981871But Luna's gaurds don't have fangs that big.
>>14981892Especially that one is for sad
>>14981972I don't think my heart could take seeing pony sad.
>>14981965that one doesit's a dental problemhe can't close his mouth properly and can't afford to have them removed, you jerk
I curse those who treat Pony bad, forever burned in hell.
Which poni do you think would be the warmest? I think it's Pinkie Pie.
>>14981892Look at how stupid that pony isEveryone laugh at her
>>14982015Poor little pony, bawling her eyes out with no one there to comfort her.
>>14982013>everyone becomes a shitbag: the episode
>>14981989Pony asked me for a cookie, once.I didn't give it to her.
>>14981891oh geez I about spit my drink out when I opened that
>>14982035You made the right choicePony shouldn't have extra sugar and fats
>>14982000This reminds me of a hentai where some bitch was beating up a bunch of guys (i think) and one scene involved her getting some dude's head up her snatch and crushing it.
>>14982056I starting to realize just how many sad Dash pics I have... she really isn't a happy pony
>>14982005Any of the ones with wings. They'd be like big, soft, feathery blankets.
>>14982058Sometimes it can be hard to tell them "no", though. Especially the little ones.
>>14982103>letting pony eat you>not eating them
>>14981700>tfw someone saves and reposts your edit
>>14982071>>14982086N-noYou're wrong, look. She's a very happy pone
>>14982071It's hard to be happy when she's trying to act tough and strong all the time. She just needs someone to hold her and let her have a moment of weakness.
>>14982119Disgusting.Prey master race
>>14982033>Everyone becomes a shitbag to the shitbag: the episode: the gameFixed it for you
>>14982068holy shit what
>>14982058no pony needs lots of calories to grow big and round
>>14982133Doesn't look very happy to me
>>14982133Seems pretty happy to me.
In the future, would you like your advance adorable augmented reality ponies to have a real person behind them or would you prefer them to be AI-controlled?
>>14982133She's just sad because no special some pony for hearts and hooves day
I had to work over the weekendwhat was the general impression on indiana pone episode?6.5/10, worst episode of the season
which pony something something the ost
>>14982140What a faggot. Read this and end your heretical ways.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/91702/wild-rose
if mewball dies...will lyra care?no_
>>14982145the details are very fuzzyi only remember seeing a gif of that scene years ago on ytmnd
Pony slashed your arm off with an axe and the severed part flies off in an arc!
Pony is for suicidal depression
>>14982103That's a damn good belly, but the hand ruins it
>>14982189why would she
I dunno, guys, Rainbow Dash seems pretty happy to me.
>>14981720OUT THERE IN THE COLD, GETTING LONELY GETTING OLD, CAN YOU FEEL ME?
>>14982103belly is too smallShe should be bigger, or the belly should be
>>14982189What if we all look the same to pony?
>>14982235Don't give a shit.
>>14982209Pone is not, no sir.Especially not the pink one.
Rainbow Dash faked a smile all her life, but in the end she collapsed under the pressure of her crushing unhappiness.
>>14982209>That feel when it's 3 am and you feel absolutely worthless.>All you can think about is things you regret doing and not doing or the people you have let down or have left your life.
Could someone tell me how to filter a specific filename on a specific board on 4chanx?In exchange, have some bad guys
>>14982188>What a faggotWhere do you think you are?
>>14982265every, fucking, night.
>>14982265>tfw you feel kinda happy for a moment>then you remember that your entire life is miserable and you're almost certainly going to kill yourself soon
>>14982279>using filters>not having the mental capacity and willpower to outright ignore shit you don't like>having to resort to technical means because you can't deal with itmaximum pleb
>>14982279>that sombraoh my
>>14982282Surrounded by a sea of flaming, annoying faggots.
>>14982291>tfw you let yourself down every time>tfw you're not a person you would like to know
>>14982298It was to deal with a spammer that would not relent, even with repeated bans that sought only to derail threads
Will Pinkie Pie as much as Rainbow Dash?
>>14982306Then why are you here?
>>14982317>>14982133>living with Rainbow Dash>every time something minor goes wrong she flips out and goes into full pout mode for the rest of the day>every time something little makes her happy she does flips in the goddamn house knocking over everything
I really don't think pony is for happy
>>14982336five you're so awesome...I don't know why you follow me
God, being here is making me more depressed than normal right now.
>>14982339Dash doesn't seem like the kind of pone to hold a grudge for more than 10 minutes
>>14982339I guess you scould say that Rainbow Dash has [spoi;er]a very seriosu emotional illness and could youe propper doctoring and possible medication
>>149823643/5 completely forgettable
>>14982373You drunk again?
Pone doesn't like 4chan.
>>14982396I dunnoa is is a day
Fuck all you guys, I'm posting happy ponies.
>>14982411Then pony should stop shitposting.
>>14980094that day spike became a man
>>14982426Just how happy pony can get?
>>14982400i like this one
>>14982441Pretty darn happy, depending on the situation.
>>14982426Post you, I'm fucking happy ponies.
>>14982426How about dancy pponies?
>>14982441Pony happiness charging...
>pony had a long day>she was really looking forward to that ice cream
Pony just suddenly threw away her lifetime of depression and realized that everything is going to be alright, and it was alright, so she started dancing without a single care in the world.
>>14982392Unf, I'd rub that featureless crotch
>>14982486Don't cry Pinkie, I will get you another one.
>>14982490clearly pony does not have what it takes to be an artist
>>14982453>you will never make twily that happy
>>14982461That's also acceptable. Dancing ponies are usually very happy.
>tfw the bat episode won't have bat ponies in it
>>14982528anon I like bat pones more than most people but I think it's for the best
>>14982482There was a lot of happy bluefast this episode
>>14982507You know what they say, Anon: the quickest way to a purple horse's heart is through her books.
>>14982564So I have to eat her books?
>>14982564I'm pretty sure the quickest way to her heart is through her chest.
>>14982426I guess you could say that Rainbow Dash is so happy that [spoilr]shes gay!
>>14982490>Then pony realizes mental illness doesn't work like that and falls into a deeper pit than before
>>14982581Actually I did something like that for a while but sometimes it just creeps back on you.
>>14982510I wonder her pink contrail smells like~
>>14982575Just make sure you ask her first.>>14982579You almost got it.
>>14980497nah doesnt work for me, the pace doesnt match
>>14982486You fucking ungrateful, bratty ponyYou have a job doing something you loveYou have a shitload of friends that you see most every dayAnd you want to cry over an icecream?
>There will never be a new MrBtongue video
>>14982604it smells like pink
I would be a species traitor for Cadence.
>>14982617IfI h actually had it I wouldn te be here posting about tiI"d be takin pony foricbly and holding them down so that I could [spiler gently pet them and maybe brush theri hair some
>>14982633That dunt make sense.
>>14982656a who what now
>>14982641He doesn't mean it, PankaDon't listen to him
>>14982663>he's never smelled pink before
>>14982656disgustingwhat would you even do for her?
>watch the new episode today>dash acts like an obsessed stalker fan>today is the anniversary of Lennon getting shotCOINIDENCE?I DON' T THINK SO
>>14982633Bubblegum or cotton candy?
>RD wants the D
>>14982679Dash did 9/11.
>>14982656Species traitor? Good heavens, why would you think something like that?
>>14982671I wish that artist would use those cute powers to draw more other ponies tooDo you have that one of Pinkie making 4 different poses?
>>14982663your mother is a dunt
>I've got no friends and I want to kill myself!
>>14982697Umenoo's art is hella cute>>14982689sweating intensifies
>>14982696I'd be a species traitor for Celestia.
>>14982711It sure is.
>>14982706You're right...I'm so worthless I shouldn't even talk about how worthless I am...
Highest hopes for S4?Luna and Celestia 2 minute duet
>>14982711that's the one thanks
>>14982672I like it when pony uses their tail for things.
>>14982706Marker plz, this is a rough time for me.
>>14982679Well, dont that just beat all!
>>14982706Why are you such a little shit, marker
>>14982744It's a neat little thing
>>14982768Man I wonder what else she could do with that tailit's so...prehensile
>>14982697Umeguru draws a fair balance of ponies, though Pinkie seems to be his favorite to draw typically.
>>14982768Why is dash such a beaver?[spoiler[cause she loves beaver!
>>14982689RD accidentally stepped on your D and it just kind of popped now there's blood and a lot of little fleshy bits everywhere.
>>14982795so epic anon
>>14982706I have no friends but I don't want to kill myself because suicide conflicts with my work ethic (or lack therof)
>>14982795DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW A DICK WORKS
>Cry myself to sleep last night>Wake up>Not as sad>Get on MLPG because I've got nothing else to do>See >>14982706WelpBack to bed I go
>>14982625He's ded, Jim.
>>14981038this is my new headcanon
>>14982825I'm always afraid to use pronouns when talking about an internet artist because I always get corrected
>there are people who think this is a reference
>>14982785Uh...grab stuff that's out of the reach of her legs?
>>14982846Yeah, I only recently realized the artist is female and I used the male pronoun out of habit since I spaced out. My bad.Still, she's another young and talented artist.
>>14982863reference to what?
>>14982880>>14982887you're mum xd
>>14982877I'd tease pony with chocolate.
>>14982880the fanfic cupcakes
>>14982837anon pls.pls.The only people I have left is Allosaurus Rex and Matthewmatosis
>>14982906But that doesn't make any sense
>>14981765look at that celestia fat chickPraise the sun/10
>>14982838Luna is still a virgin
>>14982985It's not her faultCelestia takes all of her suitors
>>14982985I am okay with this.
I don't even know what this thread is about.
>>14983012It's a thread about nothing.
>>14983004Why is spaghetti Luna so cute?
so uhhpony went to the restaurant and she kinda ate a lot.now... she can't really stand up.this is a disaster. i don't know what to do.
>the feeling I feel when my handeggwaifus win by 23
>>14983000>>14983004>Celestia won't give luna the talk>Luna gets locked up when she has 'urges'>Celestia just says that is NNM trying to come back and she must fight it alone
>>14983012Post a horse and find out.
>>14982985Of course she isNo stallions in the moon
>>14983012it is about my little pony generalsthe glorious marshals of equestriaMarshal Neigh is best pony
>>14983000>>14983004>>14983042What if Luna got pregnant
>>14983057I ship Mac and Luna because of the comic.
>>14983030I don't know, but I love it.
>>14983045What about Corporal Wingspan?
>>14983081He looks kind of... feminine.i want to fuck him
>>14983057Then absolute adorableness ensues.
>you will never be a filly princess who can't sleep without cuddling with one or two of your colt guards
>>14983045>he never saved Naponyeon
>>14983075I don't think luna's small butt would be able to fit big mac's... err macAlthough she seems to have the ability to grow into a larger form like we saw in Luna Eclipsed
>>14983110I want stallion guards.
>>14983110That's a cute idea.
>>14983081What if Wingspan went AWOL?I gues you couklsd say we would be in for alittle corporal punishment!v
>>14983081She is pretty rad, she can come too>>14983132Darn straight
>>14983128Holy shit who died?
>>14983132I want musclecolt guards.
>>14983116It's kinda sad I remember when this was a regular image on /co/
>>14983137Why, she might even be stripped of her rank and sent back to her family!
>>14983156It was when SHAZBOT was the flavor of the month.
>>14983116Goodnight anonDon't let the bed bugs bite!
>>14983143Yes just like this.
Would 800 years of unrelenting heat really be a bad thing?
>>14983181I guess you could say that time s[poiler[ went fast!
>>14983178How many sets of twins are in the show now? Three?
>>14983190Maybe if they REALLY needed a population boost or something
>>14983150My head canon is that after Luna went NMM she dealt a serious blow to the empire. I like the Comic's canon of NNM
>>14983190I live in FloridaI am very happy it is December. Go shove ten catusies up your dicl
>>14983031Get her more to eat
>>14983190It would be hell.
>>14983210Pumpkin and PoundSpaFlitter and CCthough we're kind of assuming twin with the 2nd two unless I'm mistaken
>>14983210Spa twinPegasi twinsFlim flans
>japanese hooters girls>both are still flat as a pancakehue hue hue
>>14983224I know that feel and its a bad one
Would you plant your seed deep into your waifu?
>>14983243Did she turn Spike into a dildo?
>>14983190Not for the stallions at least
>>14983243I would die happy.
>>14983255>but they have penisesUNF
>>14983234Wha twould happen if Discord really did stuick his fuinger in my face?I guess that you could very well say that we'd s[poler]be in accord crusing and shit yo
>>14983270>all his cultists were stallions
Things tend to get really weird when one of the ponies grows a penis.
>>14983190Absolutely. I can't take THAT much heat...
"Human, how do you calm you senses when in breeding season?"
>>14983225she says she's not hungry anymorei don't know how that would help anywayi guess i'll just call 911
>>14983308Why I simply ignore it.
>>14983308By having a weak sexual drive.
>>14983310no just roll her on her side and rub her belly
>>14983031Eat pony, the time is ripe
>>14983367No, feed pony to other pony
>pone sneaks the stack into your diet so she can feel the full force of you
>>14983382This is also acceptable
>>14983389how did she get out of her cage?
>>14983389>not already taking the stack
>>14983079Source, or more like this?
>>14983389Without my permission? She's going to get it roughly with no mercy now.
>>14983347i don't know what that's suppose to do either pony's bedtime is 9 pm we need to get home soonwhy did i consult this forum for help>>14983367i don't think pony taste good especially since 70% of her body mass is digesting food
>>14983434That's her fetish.
>>14983434Pone wants you to lose control anon
Should I [newthread]?
>>14983521make it good
>>14983308Porn, sex toys, and liquor.C'mon Luna, we're goin' shopping
>>14983419Source is king-kakapo.tumblr.com.He draws a whole lot of stuff.
New horsey city where?
>>14983593It was already linked
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.