SassahorsePost background poniesBring forth heated debates about which background pony is the most relevant.Or just post them.Old irrelevant background horse: >>14970394
>41 images early
>>14975554Page 9 and someone said we should probably make a new one, i said move when ready not immediately.
How did it go again?Keep it in one thread, horsefuckers? It's been so long I don't really remember it right.
>>14975558>i said move when ready not immediatelyGuess which one's gonna happen.
this is a good thread
>>14975701Can't spell basement without semen
>>14975686>>14975703>>14975706Guys, please. Be gentle.
Why ya'll ain't breeding in the morning?
>abandoning old horse like thisYou should be ashamed
>>14975713I just didin the shower
>>14975686Do you have the wat are you gonna do, boop me one?
my pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone; in fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others
Sassaflash is a lewd pone.
>>14975739I hope you die
>>14975752No.you're getting a belly rub!
HAHAHA THEY CALL HER RARARA
>>14975787who's beset boopergloomymarker
>>14975796MarkerThere's no competition
who's the beset fetishergloomymarket
>>14975809Gloomy is only for necrophiliacs
>>14975796>>14975801>>14975802>>14975808Actually, in an unforeseen development, Junior is the best. But nobody ever asks her.
>>14975752I'm gonna make you boop in your pants.
>>14975809Easy. Its Anon.
>>14975817Anon, stop treating her like a non-entity. She's right there!
>>14975832Okay... whoever made that is amazing.
Japanese games suck
>>14975835I'd be a drama queen.
>>14975832>>14975842I kind of wish it had a few more cycles in it so she could blink occasionally.
Watching Ponies Anthology 3. This is quite nice, so far.
>>14975850Marker doesn't blink
Inertia is a property of matter
>>14975878VISUAL EVIDENCE OF MARKER BLINKING
>>14975903That's just her evil twin, marco
>>14975908Marco Polo?Cause swimsuit
>>14975903I really love that pony!
>>14975908Now you made Marker cry with your wild accusations.
>>14975920That anon was mean. I'll take her out for some ice cream.
Marker is not a pure maiden rememberhttp://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/4/27/309387.gif
>>14975942That's why she's the best.working hard to make anons cum
>>14975920she's not crying she's drooling
>>14975942>bendyhornThat's not a real pone, anon.
>>14975942Anon, you really need to stop wearing the marker mask and sucking dicks. How the hell did you even get that mask mold?
>>14975832who made this
>>14975963There is no mask mold.There is only Marker and the dicks she pleasures.
>>14975821Just like the sub!
>>14975539I can dig this op. Oh yes
WE MADE IT!
>>14975956You don't have to hide your feeling, Marker. Let go hang out somewhere.>>14975971Randumb.
>>14975983NONO MASTURBATING IN CLASS SWEETIE BELLE
>>14975984>s4 rolls in>smile is still ded
>>14975802That's way above the maximum dosis of pink allowed by the law.
>>14975972Its not a convincing one, anon. We all know that you under that mask. Even this guy pointed the rubber horn >>14975961
Come watch ponies with meStreaming S1, S2, and S3 all day, every day.Link:http://instasynch.com/rooms/RabbiShekelsteinCurrently showing "A Bird in the Hoof". It's just started!
>>14975981the things I would do to that butt
>>14976005You are tempted by Sassabutt are you anon?
>>14975961>>14975995Then Rarity's a fake, too.It's okay, Marker, we're cool with you liking sex.
>>14975992All its missing is Cadance and Libman Pony.
>>14976016I would take it into the basement
>>14976017Of course Rarity's a fake. That was established in Phony Pony.
agathoid should stream Plague Dogs tonight
>>14976023I really should have seen that coming
>>14976023Enough with the basements alreadyduplicate file >>14976037 damn you
>>14976032But Celestia is not Pink.
How about we export some russian pone mlpg>go to 2ch.hk/mlp/>bring presents
Which one?How hard?
>>14976050If you want us to bring them back it's called "import". Export is the opposite.
>>14976043>>14976037>flyingsombra now has a sidekick in pony oppression
>>14976059I am not oppressing any ponies and you know it anonThe basement guy though, I am not sure about him
>>14976073pony just wants to be free to wear clothes and live underground as she wants
>>14976059>nowFS has been my nigga ever since he uploaded that folder for me
>>14976069Why did anyone bother with that? It was really obvious from the episode.
>>14976069>All those hub logos scattered around
>>14976069Dang, spot onI love continuity
>>14976082And strangely more and more sassaflash keeps sneaking into it
>>14976090That's not continuity, that's using the already wrong map they released a long while ago
>>14976069So if it take a night to get from Ponyville to Canterlot, then it might take 10-12 nights to get to the cabin.
>>14976101Never enoughI forgot to keep an eye out while watching new episodes
>>14976104>Already wrongWhy?Also, doing that counts as continuity
>>14976101where the lewd sassaflasha at
>>14976069That's pretty neat, I hope we can see more in the future.
>>14976108... Not that there were many background pony cameos in the last two episodes
>>14976104and it also places the pony aztecs and jungle pyramid in the frozen northsomehow>>14976108Well she was in the premier so I have high hopes for her once we get some episodes with decent numbers of background ponies
>>14975539What's this background pony's name again? I keep forgetting
I enjoy this pony. I would crush on her and pull on her pigtails to get her attention.
>>14976105It also takes less than a day to go to the Crystal Empire and back, and the distance between Canterlot and Ponyville is so small a beginner flier can easily cover it with no stops, meanwhile WTW which is almost as far away as the cabin takes a lot less than a day to reach.>>14976111 ^ that's why
>>14976053I don't want to boop a dead horse.
Trixie said DO NOT TAKE HER FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKSSince they would be very expensive to get
>>14976134On train, anonNot on foot
>>14976139But trixie IS a cheap trick#shotsfired
>>14976149They took one entire night to go to Canterlot from Ponyville. On train.
>>14976134Who say the Pony Game and Side Kick was a day long episode?
>>14976156Anon pls. Trixie is just cheap. I mean seriously a night is almost free
>>14976104The map is accurate.
So is this best princess or most best princess?How many quarters would you spend to save her?
pony wears the scarf
>>14976175GPP was possibly longer than a day, the train ride was less than a day. What, you think the entirety of the CMC would stay quiet for days with no food or water and stay in one place as well?
Pony is straight edge
>>14976181Accurate to what? Definitely not accurate to Equestria, it even says so on that very map.
>>14976197The map doesn't say that, it just says it's not to scale.
>>14976183As many as it takes to rescue the cutie.
>>14976189Pony is my nigga.
>>14976202That's exactly what not to scale means.
>>14976183Too uglyWould not save
>>14976183I would spend my life savings to save her.
>>14976183I snap the joystick and poop into the coin slot before being ejected forcefully from the arcade
>>14976220>poop in the coin slotthat is some precision pooping
>>14976209>editing out the massive dog penis
>>14976211No, that means that distances can be warped, not that it's a "wrong map." If someone hands you a weird squished up map of the US and NYC is in the northeast and L.A. is in the southwest, it may not be to scale but it's not incorrect.
You like me, right?
>>14976249Only as far as 20 bucks can get me
>>14976249As long as you're not a stoner like that dead brony artist portrayed you as.
>>14976267unf unf corruption unf
>>14976249Trixie's a...nice pone?
pony trains moves as fast as the plot demands
Trixie is a big shit.
>>14976262YOU BELONG IN A MUSEUM
>>14976262No, that belongs on my bathroom wall.
Everybody's Super Pony RacingTry to keep your hooves right on the groundWhen you're Super Pony RacingThere's no time to look aroundWe're just Super Pony RacingRunnin' to the point of no returnEverybody's Super Pony RacingCome on, let the fires burn!
>>14976290I want pony Wacky Races. But who would be Dick Dastardly and Mutly...
>>14976281so they are like starfuries from babylon 5
Well they made Dash an alicorn. Totally called it.
EVERYBODY CURRENTLY IN THIS THREAD IS NOW AN HONORARY WONDERBOLT
>>14976316Dash doesn't seem too pleased about it, though.
>>14976316All of them will be alicorns, but who will be the next one?
>>14976286You're right! I do!
>>14976316She looks so annoyed.
So twily's mom was not daring do's authorI am disappoint
>>14976330She'll grow into it. After all, Twilight Sparkle didn't want to be an alicorn princess but she is one now and is dealing with it.
>>14976247Not to scale also implies that bearings are rough if correct at all. Whitetail Woods could be to the northwest, west or southwest from ponyville. Even then you can't conclude that wherever they went was weeks away from Ponyville just because the distance on the map suggests that, if you ignore all the inconsistencies about distances in the show.
>>14976344She's upset being the only one without her own themed hat
>>14976344What are you talking about, she's having a great time!
>>14976353It was obvious.
>>14976353It's your fault for adopting a terrible headcanon that even Andy Price, who was the one who drew in that detail, said wasn't a plaque for her writing Daring Do.
>>14976346What a cutie Wonderbolt.
pony is ded
when a goose god loves a woman, a woman big and roundwhen a goose god loves that woman, a goose god makes this sound
>>14976385Is this what i think it is?
>>14976383I would cuddle a pony corpse
Sassaflash has the lewdest pony butt
>>14976367We are busy posting a cuter pony anon
>>14976383No, wake up, pony.
>>14976396sorry sir but I'm going to have to ask you to back that up
>>14976399Alright but next thread, pls
>>14976396All pony butts look exactly the same, except princess butts.
>>14976409I would but I'm on my phone. You're going to have to take my word for it
>>14976410YesYes it is
>>14976395i like youyou are the most normal person here
>>14976431I would FUCK a pony corpse!
>>14976410>MedickFuck, that caught off guard
>>14976399She is very cute
Well, then.Sassaflash is a recurring bg pone, playing Caramel's beard in one scene, got her hooves on Smarty Pants in Lesson Zero, and she seems to have an interest in pony fashion.Presumably she's also sassy, and likes to flash other pones.She's no Blossomforth, but I see some potential here...
>>14976437You leave Gloomy alone
>>14976460>playing Caramel's beard in one scene>faggots in denialtop kek
>>14976460>pony fashionWhere did you get that from? She has never worn anything in the show with the exception of a nightmare night costume
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B0E9mwGXsOfPeTBvSW14OEN5RjdXb0hTUF8wNFFDOUdXS3Fz/view?pli=1&sle=trueOh, neat, the ruleset for the card game is out.
In my headcanon, every orgasm in equestria is channeled through fluttershy.
pony should wear clothes more often
>ponies the anthology>3
>>14976460>playing Caramel's beardTheir love is pure. Sure, they've been through some tough patches, but they're still there for each other.Also, inferring things from her name is as silly as saying Rarity likes gems because they're hard to find.
>>14976480It always calls attention to the lack of pants, though.
>>14976463Yeah, she's just a filly.
>>14976480Pony should stop using internet memes though.
>>14976497but if pony wore pants how could you see their butt?
>>14976490Well the sassy thing actually comes from her blurb in the gameloft game, which refers to her as "this sassy pegasus pony"
>>14976472Well, she's often used as an audience filler for pony fashion shows in S1.
>>14976484I liked it, overall. A fair number of bits miss, but it's pretty good overall. Surprising amount of original animation.>Dragon's Mare BLEW MY MIND
>>14976484It's much better than two and there are some cool parts.The best short is the very first one. Just look at that one, because it's cute as fuck and then be done with it.
>>14976451I think Mayor Mare is a sexy woman. I especially like her voice.
>>14976484It was pretty funny.
>>14976507Well, that's fair enough thenbut to say something so uncouth as to imply she's an exhibitionist is downright slander
>>14976505PONE SHOULD BE MORE MODEST
>>14976509The whole town was at those shows, most of the stallions included
>>14976500It's almost as if she just moved to earth and discovered the internet and doesn't know any better.
>>14976514But then he won't see the final (pre-credits) bit...
>>14976525Well she is a great pone who has never worn any form of regular clothing on the show, not even a dress to the galaShe ranks very high for me
>>14976513>>14976514>>14976522yeah, that's why I'm surprised
>>14976484i'm still waiting on a gif of that human twilight titan
>>14976527pony says if you got it, flaunt it
>>14976552Even if her wings do fall off sometimes
>>14976527I wouldn't say I'm the best flyer EVER, just the best in the world right now.
>>14976540all the more reason she needs clothes
>>14976557I love her wings or no wings
>attack on pone
Things we need art of after anthologies III:>Discord as Willy Wonka>An actual Apple Clicker game>Princess Derpy from Dragon's Mare>a loop of that nyan Derpy
>>14976572No anon, you villain, she does notShe is very happy as she is, that being completely unclothed>>14976577As do I anon
>>14976582she just does not know the joy of clothes! look at this very happy pon >>14976549
MLPG is the only place where people sing together without worrying where their spit flies
>>14976581>Princess Derpy from Dragon's MareA thousand times this.
>Sassaflash suffers from a mild form of nymphomania, and is effectively permanently in a low-level state of arousal.>When she gets excited about anything, she begins "winking" involuntarily>She's been that way since she was a filly...
>>14976581i could have sworn that nyan derpy was already a thing.
>>14976581>dragon's mareis that supposed to be dragons' dogma?
>>14976588That pone is my nemesis anon, she stands for all that is wrong. She will be defeated one day
I have deleted every sexualized pony picture i have.
>>14976613pony wears nice cloths and works at bed bath and beyondno pony like that could be wrong
>>14976609...No?It's the classic game Dragon's Lair
>>14976609No, as in Dragon's Lair.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sPW9ki-IfZ8#t=236
>>14976609>not knowing dragon's lairhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZrgeI0DDP8>not knowing the anthologies III parodyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB-r99j10Pc
>thanks MA larsonkek
>>14976609If only.>tfw the wind isn't pushing me
>>14976621>pony wears nice clothes>all the timeNo anon, that is a villain of a pony
>>14976634And, in case you still need assistance:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZrgeI0DDP8
>>14976643clothes only serve to augment pone's natural cuteness
>>14976654holy shit that's good.
FlyingSlaver would have the guards work without their armorthat is his plot to overthrow pone
>>14976676>he mind-raped sassaflash to get horny every time someone says "basement"
>>14976683>in publicSweetie Drops control yourself
>>14976693>>14976676You people get far too much amusement out of inverting my interests
>>14976683jezz just hold hands why dont you.
>>14976696I want to rest my head on pony's chest like that though I probably wouldn't be able to resist going lower...
>>14976619I lost my hard drive with 10 years worth of porn collecting on it. Images that have long since been deleted from the internet by long-gone artists. Sexy videos shared by traps in IRCs that nobody will ever see. Hundreds of written works in every size and flavor, plenty of them written just for me, that I'm sure nobody has seen. History of my fetishes.And I really don't care. It's almost liberating.
Oh Larson-kun...why are you so cute...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7CZz1TuIfI
>>14976769Well they don't exactly have much real estate on their undersides, it would be hard not to hit something down thereGoing by some of the poses in the show they accidentally rub their teats on everything and everypony as it is
>>14976789how much long ago?
>>14976808For what purpose
>>14976808u having a giggle, m8?
>>14976808you fucking wot m8
>>14976813about a month now
>>14976808noce boitce moice
>>14976829we 100 images limit now?
>>14976811>>14976820>>14976822>>14976829>>14976836oh fuck I messed up and thought the post count was the file count...I'm so sorry ;_;
>>14976843Hey everyone, remember that time anon totally beefed it?
What if pony gave you permission to play with her butt, but her butt smelled bad?
>>14976834to be fair, I've never stored porn Only some pics that I like and I know I'll enver see again.what was that bit about traps
Have either Lyra or Bon Bon been in an episode in season 4 yet?
>>14976581There's a third anthology? Oh god
>>14976868I ask myself every night. And every night I don't know the answer. It's killing me. pleaseno more
>>14976878That's a small horse, but this horse is also small.
>>14976871I used to frequent a bunch of IRCs.One of them had this dude that was really well practiced, could fuck himself with a soda can and such. Used to hold private streams.he had a long cock and was actually able to fuck himself for a few minutes before it got too painful. it was the hottest fucking thing.
>>14976873No, the show has been frustratingly light on background pones so far. The biggest group was in the premier and were mostly canterlot poniesWe just have to wait for a normal ponyville episode to hitAt least we got cherry pone and Comet Tail.Sassaflash did show up in Canterlot though
>>14976893Cuddle size, in fact.
>>14976912Cuddle size for a filly, maybe. Not a full grown mare, which should be something like this.
>>14976894and you don't miss having those?
>>14976908Well, next epsidoe is a CMC episodeso there'll probably be at least SOME background ponies
nyan nyan nyan nyan, ni hao nyan!
>>14976933That would be Gloomy, anon.
>>14976936Yeah those usually take place in ponyville during "normal hours" so the chance of background ponies appearing is very high
>>14976935Not really.They were just taking up space. I don't fap to traps much these days.
>>14976933I feel that would be too big. keep in mind that pony heads are huge relative to their body size.
>>14976942It's a too bad MLP didn't really get too popular in nippon
>>14976966Yep I agree, that is a bit too large for ponies if you use their show proportions, they would be bug eyed monsters with enormous heads relative to humans
>>14976947That pony sure has some neat moves. Would you watch a pony dance-off?
MLPG please help me, I haven't drawn properly in ages nor have I practiced in ages. I just can't get into the swing of things anymore, I've taken too long of a break and I can't pull myself back in.Does anyone know of any solutions to get me pumped to draw stuff and practice again?
>>14976988You bet I wouldQuadruped dancing is fun to watch
>>14976953a wise choice, if you ask me. I'd have missed the very weird porn though.
>>14976996That you inky? Draw something in front of you right now. Don't think, just draw
>>14976980You'd think with all the lolicons in Japan, we would get a surge in loli x pony, but all we've got is one instance of a shota fucking Celestia.
>>14976996when did you draw that? because honestly its fine.i've got my truly depressing art if you want to feel better
>>14977022Yeah it's me, I'm looking for a solution to stop me from being so lazy. I need to get back into drawing everyday. Oh fuck it I'll do something right now, I need to feel pumped and LotR soundtrack might help.>>14977036It was done ages ago when I was drawing everyday.
>>14977009>>14977010I wanna see a pony square-dance.>>14976996The only advice I can think to give is just to do it. Drawing's a hard habit to get into, but once you have it, it's easier to get pumped for doing it. Also, ignore your results for a bit. If you're rusty, it's easy to get discouraged because you used to be able to do better. You can get back up there again, I promise.
>>14977078Draw Celestia and frodo sharing a joint. Bonus points is celestia lgihts it with her horn.
>>14977087We kind of did in Apple Family ReunionJust in very brief snippetsWould be fun to see the entire thing
>>14977078here was my first attempt at drawing a couple of weeks ago. you couldn't be this bad if you tried.believe in the you who believes in yourself
>>14977126so you disassemble the flash into its parts? neat.
>>14977149I don't believe you.
>>14977128Do you happen to have that .gif of that cutie in the green dress and big hat dancing during that song?
>zero percent Amethyst StarBased unicorn mare. Check your background Pegasus privileges.
>>14977181You mean when she dances back towards the camera directly across from braeburn? I think that is her only appearance actually.No, but I can make it really quick
>>14977187worst background unicorn
>>14977109I'll do some spur of the moment right now, then I'll get to drawing something for you guys again.>>14977149It's not that I'm thinking that I can't draw, it's just I can't get into the motivation of drawing. Thanks anon for the encouragement, you guys are pretty awesome at encouraging people to get off there butts.
>>14977198That's the one, I think.Thank you!
pone forgot to wear her horse panties
>>14977213HEY, MAN. Okay.I don't respect your opinion but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
>>14977236>>14976961but pone is smooth and featureless
>>14977236pone will be fineNobody will ever notice.
>>14977215its mostly because we cant contribute myself so i'm all for encouraging anyone who can.
>>14977271Unless they start winking.
>>14977256just the way I like it
>>14976683>>14977015>>14977126>>14977217no one has figured it out yet, i'm disappointed
>>14977213Them's fighting words.
>>14977347>>14977232Oh Well nevermind seems someone already had the buttcharging mare
>>14977363>tfw the backgrounds are dead
>>14977382What were all those ponies doing behind that pile of logs?
>>14977316But ponies do that all the time, and nobody seems to mind.>>14977347>>14977382Well, thank you both!
>>14977396With the apple family you never know
>>14977384>>14977400Huh? Is this some cute background pony tumblr I should know about?
>>14977213No way man she is cute AND she is the purplest pony.
What a pretty pony.
>>14977430http://thebackgrounders.tumblr.com/It's been dead for several months now and I just started getting some pages started a couple days ago. There isn't much to the story yet, so take that as you will.>>14977464The prettiest.
>>14977469back offyou are not the purplest pony
>>14977464I love stars or hearts in the eyes.
I bet FlyingSaucer would be a pretty stallion who pleases all the mares and diamond dogs
>>14977412I'm gonna need that back when you're done with it
>>14977492>Apple of her eye>Her diamond in the rough
>>14977493>that last spoilerYou REALLY like diamond dogs don't you anon
>>14977514I'd say it looks more like a radish
>>14977515I doI wish there was more femrover porn.
>>14977353you work animating poni?hai
>>14977492It can be cute sometimes. I don't like it when artists just abuse it, though.
>>14977539Well so long as I get to be a damn stallion things can be negotiatedThough in all seriousness it would be kind of cool to at least see what the female diamond dogs looked like in the show. Same with the ZebrasSo far the only ones we have gotten both sexes for are Griffons and Donkeys
>>14977527stop your whining I already gave you like 5you keep losing them
>No Roseluck loveCome on I thought you loved her.
pony wants to stay up all day and watch afternoon reality tv shows
>>14977557That is a very round pony
>>14977563And dragons.And ponies.
>>14977582oh god i imagine a Batpony version of the maury show
>>14977575I post Rose all the time anon
>>14977547That's not it. If it was, that would mean that one of the animators made keyframes of Lyra and Bon Bon kissing.
>>14977582That sounds awful. Go to bed pony.
>>14977585That's not always a bad thing.
>>14977636You can't hug that pony though, it would hurt too much.Her roundness is going to waste
>>14977626Rosa a shit
Pank was very cute this episode
>>14977655That is a terribly uncivilized thing to say
>>14977634pony spends all day reading books under the sheets with the curtains closed
>>14977653She only gets really hot if you feed her too many logs. Most of the time she's pleasantly warm.
>>14977678Yeah well Roseluck a shit
This thread is too filled with images. I find it upsetting.
>>14977694She wouldn't be the first pony to heat up when you put a little wood in her
>>14977632that would mean he's the best animator of the show
i have 40minutes a lone right now to fap and this is the only time i get for the entire day.can someone please link me a quick futa rarity or celestia fic that has a ton of cumshots in it
Pony is being corrupted by a broodmare, what do you do?
>>14977703Uncultured swine!>>14977710Yeah they only ever got to "close"Then derpy ruined everything
>>14977732can you get corrupted too or just watch?
>>14977575but it do, anon
>>14977738I have more culture than your roseluck ever will!
>>14977732get very excited
>>14977636>you will never feed furnacepone lumps of coal>you will never watch her round out as her flames roar and crackle>you will never make her giggle as you put a pan on her back and cook up dinner
>>14977738Now I want to see Bonbon cockblocking Derpy.
>>14977708anon plsyour jokes make pinkie sad>>14977718>filename>obeseHow rude! It's only a few extra pounds.
>>14977773You mean Sweetie Drops cockblocking Ditzy Doo, right?
>>14977600what is the batpony general
>>14977773>that care package>that comet tail from ages agoGoat you really need to draw more stallions
>>14977732Rescue pony, then turn her into my filthy breeding sow
>>14977782On top of what she already had packing? That's bordering obesity
>>14977809I agreementGoat, you should draw Pokey wearing exercise gear and getting in shape
>>14977801A thread with OC characters, just like the satyr and mothpony generals.Satyrs and mothponies are cuter though.
>>14977843How about just pokey minus the exercise gearGoat needs to draw more NAKED stallions
>>14977847They are cute and even the fanon expansion of the universe can at least be fun.Still better than Fart Fetish, Tupper, or Foot Tickling General
>>14977847>Satyrs and mothponies are cuter though.satyrs can be half anything they want and mothponies are definitely not cuter
>>14977867But what else is he going to wear for his get-fit-for-Pinkie montage?Sweatbands and legwarmers at the very least. Put one on his horn, too.
>>14977913Why would he have anything to do with pinkie, that is a silly shipI don't think pinkie can even be shipped. She is a force of obnoxious more so than a pony
>>14977959You sir are a devil
>>14977892>bat apologist>100% guaranteed to post an epin mango jokeCome on, now.>>14977919Except every possible retardedness by /mlp/. Anyway, it was a thing http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S8807712 after this thread got spammed to death I think they moved in with Celestia Sunny D threads for a while.
>>14977944>She is a force of obnoxious more so than a ponywell that's your terrible opinion and you can keep it if you please. What's it to you if Pinkie's shippable if you dislike her so much?You just want him for yourself, don't you FS
>>14977843>>14977867>>14977913I dunno what you guys see in Pokey, really.He's kind of a doofus.
>>14977892>mothponies are definitely not cuterNigga, they're fuzzy as fuck! Can you imagine how it would feel like to snuggle with one of those things?
Stallions having gay sex
Cheerilee is my favorite minor character pone
>>14977986your slander earns you zero points>>14978002fuzzy moth drowns
Rainbow Dash is a very fat pony
I'm having a hard time finding a Youtube link to the latest episode. Can anyone help me out?
>>14977994He is a pretty cute pony even if I am not too fond of his mane style. The pokey you posted however can go jump off a bridge. Jeez did I hate those things>>14978010Considering this is mlpg there are far, far worse things they could be doing, so carry on
Pony was wondering if you maybe wanted to go to the Galla with her.
>>14978047I can't, I'm going with Derpy to the gara
>>14978019Look at all these qts.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>14978047Which pony?Aw, who am I kidding. I'd go with any pony to the Gala.
>>14978052Now bear with me on this one, but what about with you?
Pani Poni Dash > Nichijou
>you will never have pony beg you to give them a sound throatfucking
>>14978067If you cuddled with moth pone the spores from her wings would get all over you and you'd risk choking on them. Would not cuddle.
Stoner Flying Saucer having sex with a mare.
>>14978071you just made Twist the happiest mare in all of Equestria
>>14978098I had better be a stallionand I am not into the stoner thing anon sorry to disappoint
>>14978075that brings up some legal issues, but if that were not a problem, and the other party was willing then yes
you guys do know that the tulpa general hasn't been in mlp in more tha one year, rigth
>>14978106Stoner stuff is overratedJust like alcohol
>>14978087u wot m8
>>14978123And that's not even a moth! It's a butterfly!
>>14978111it looks like he's golding a cowboy hat in his hand in the thumbnail.
>>14978102Hey, even Twist needs some love once in a while. I'd make it a goal to make each pony feel special and/or beautiful for even just one day, if I could.
Tell me a story about ponies on an adventure, mlpg
>>14978119No wait I'm the straight edge shitposter please post ponies doing drugs.
>>14978108Don't worry, he definitely wants to.
>>14978152Zack Hemsey's Graven Image.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHCrWSnrIcgI like his music.
I've changed my mind about everything.
>>14978168It's about timeHe is at most for kissing fillies
>>14978148And that's a completely different pony! Can't you at least remain consistent?
>>14978044I like his mane. It remind me of the Mayor's.
>>14978178He is not for any kind of sexualization.
>>14978152Pones the anthology 3.
>>14978155then i'd do everything i can to make it a nice experience for both of us
>>14978168How long are you going to keep up with these lies?
>>14978178What about cuddling?
>>14978183I don't know what you're talking about.
I ship bat pony and moth pony together
>>14978196On top of the coversLights onwith Thunderlane supervising
>>14978178No no, if Rumble is for anything, he is for appearing in an episode one time and never showing up again>>14978186I just always thought it was a little sparse and a little too weighted in the forelock, but its not terribleAlso hooray, for more stallion draws
>>14978195I make no lies.I've realized my mistake.
>>14978204What about holding hooves?
>>14978222Too light for me.
>>14978222Those aren't hooves
>>14978200I ship moth satyr and bat satyr together
>>14978232What about holding the extremities of the upper appendages?>>14978229I think I'm gonna ink and color it. Sorry my sketches are always so light.
>>14978213I just don't think I'll ever be able to believe you
>>14978256I don't expect to be believed.
>>14978254Oh boy here we go.
>>14978242>Dozen of photoshopped pics of people hover hnading their waifus
>>14978204If its just cuddling why not just grab thunderlane and cuddle him at the same timeMaking the poor pone just stand aside all awkward like, for shame
>>14978198I'm going to make your moth be friends with my bat and there's nothing you can do about it
Oh and also if there are still people looking for pony parade for whatever reason it's up on the pirate bay.It's still awful
What would a pone console look like?
>>14978164>>14978214Listening to these and one from related (vengeance), it kind of reminded me of intermix. Though this kind of music isn't exactly my forte, these two makes me think i should explore it some.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2VIH9guV8
>>14978311Greeting the Menace is...an interesting song.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQN02rBSewcThem lyrics, man.
>>14978303It would be like the WII with the little remote you shake except they would shake it in their mouths and probably fall over with crossed eyes after a few minutes of playingExcept for the unicorns who just watch with a smug grin
>>14978152http://youtu.be/QxaDoc7yyRAZack Hemsey's "The Calling."It'll be used. For things. Maybe.
>>14978261C-o-l-a poonyco co co co cola
>>14978335>wii>not a famicom
>>14978372>famicom>not a famicorn
>>14978362What about this one?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFcqN-J6sMo>mfw I got everyone listening to Zack Hemsey
>>14978383But if it was a Famicom, we could call it the Famicolt.
Nobody tell Mewballhttp://karasunezumi.deviantart.com/art/Adult-Size-Comparison-With-Lyra-418032061
>>14978332Okay i'm not at all a fan of that way of singing, but the lyrics still made that pretty good.
>>14978412Jesus, look at the size of that headThat pony's eyeball is bigger than that lady's head
>>14978394Could also be used for things.I like Zack Hemsey's stuff in general, just hadn't had time to look into more of it lately. Is good stuff for thinking/writing/scene building to though.This one is Position Music - Forging A New Light, which I also find good for scene building mentally.http://youtu.be/jTQXOHkvUS4Many of these help give my thoughts on quests or writings direction, so I appreciate more being brought to my attention.
>>14978423Yeah, it kinda grows on you.
>>14978412>Nobby told mewballWHY
>>14978412HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT GIRL'S PRETTY HOT
>>14978412if mewball bought it, we should pool some money together and buy him mint colored fleshlight. I'm sure he can do the alterations himself.
I don't even
>>14978412Hey, that's the same person who made my loira
>>14978467That is a rather dark pokey!
>>14978467NOT BLUE ENOUGH
>>14978469Nice man. How much was that?
>>14978437Godspeed you black emperor also makes some really good music for mental scene building, imo.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
>>14978511You can tell me. I'm no stranger to overpaying.
>>14978524>americans>no sense of right and wrong
>>14978524bidding ended at $1000
So that pony card gameOnce you fully understand the rules, it's a lot more fun and takes a lot less time.
>>14978554EVERYONE, IN THE FALLOUT SHELTERTHOSE CLOUDS WILL ONLY GET GREENER
>>14978552whats something you can compare it too? close to magic or hearthstone?
>>14978554Ha, there we go!
>>14978552did you already play it?
>>14978546OK you win the overpaying game
>>14978572I don't regret it too much thoughit's only about 8 day's wages at last
>>14978198I really like all those mothpone OCs, they are cute
>>14978579If you don't mind 5 pages of words, the ruleset is up here>>14976477
>>14978597there should be more art with moth and batpone being friends
>>14978570They're Christmas clouds! How else do you think ponies get presents every year?
man this whole thing got really out of hand.
>>14978614Maybe you should draw it
>>14978579I can't compare it to other card games I've played because this is the first problem solving game I've played. It's something you have to play to "get">>14978590Yes, there was a prerelease event yesterday. We had 73 people and not enough people explaining the intricacies of the game, so while there the version of the game I played was slow and had tons of "drawpass" and stalling by not confronting problems. Nobody realized that you get a point every turn you're solving a problem, so you could just sit at "home" and never lose.
>>14978638but I can't draw
>>14978507Wow, that's a long one.Sounds pretty good so far from what I've listened to though. Maybe not quite right for what I've got mentally brewing at the moment, but definitely good for a separate track of thought.
>>14978630I love this website sometimes.
>>14978597They are pretty damn adorable. This guy did a good job with them.
>>14978687Damn you stoney-pony first you gave me a stoner fetish and now this.Pretty princess being treated like a dirty,dumb work horse.
Does anyone know what's the ""we're gonna have to nuke it from orbit just to be sure" thing is from in Anthology 3?Just after the pylons song.
>>14978673I love you too, honey~
>>14978699That's called degradation.
>>14978693When will fluffy moth drown?
>>14978739my stoner fetish or the other thing?
>>14978718>>14978723>>14978728"aliens" the videogame?
>>14978630buccaneer bruce what have they done to you!
>>14978751Never?Fluffy ponies are gone, anon. It's time to accept it.
>>14978756it's a movie you bumblefuckprobably one of the most iconic scifi movies of all time and a sequel to one of the most iconic horror movies of all time
>>14978767that's a pretty moth
>>14978754The other thing
>>14978768>>14978777No anon damn, I'm talking about the videogame footage with the aliens audio. Borderlands 2?
>>14978693I kinda want a moth OC too
>anon, what's a fetish?
>>14978789the game footage? it was starcraft 2
>>14978799Sweetie belle, do you know what a penis is?
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>14978799It's what you are, dear.
>>14978808>No but Rarty says I'm not allowed to have one
>>14978807Thanks. I never play videogames so I'm always impressed at graphics, even from something that... is supposed to be from 3 years ago, ti seems.Holy shit we've got far.
>>14978786>>14978795I'm okay with new fads when they're this cute.
>>14978799my little filly, you need not be so meekfor I have in my posession the thing that you seek
>>14978828»Rarity keeping them all to herself
>>14978828Well, rarity isn't here, is she? Come on, we'l get you a nice penis as an early christmas present.
>>14978831i'd agree but its Blizzard. they always have good cutsence qualityHeart of the Swarm was boring but it looked like a movie.
>>14978828I can give you one. Rarity's not here, so she doesn't have to know...
>>14978668A couple others that you might find interestinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XR0Ykekk08http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZT5xPM3THI
>>14978831>I never play video gamesHow?Also SC2 isn't that impressive
So now that a day has passed what is the decision on the episode?Felt like a 6 out of 10
>Just finished Anthology 3>That last one with Larsonwhen did he do that?
>>14978864And here you have it! Dick tracy!It's an original, too!I understand rarity maybe thinks you're too young to read this kind of stuff, but it'll be our secret, alright?
>>14978927Yeah, I didn't care much for it either. Dash was great, though.
>>149789279/10 for me. Could have used less main characters.
>>149789279/10favorite so far
>>14978927AgreedI hope this is the worst this season has to offer for us
>>14978919Well, my computer is a toaster.I only play with games that don't have good graphics or ascii.
>>14978927I'm sticking with 7/106 feels too low for how fun it was, but it was pretty scattered and had some pacing issues.
>>149789277, rather 8/10, I really liked Daring Do and Dash in it. Twilight was shit as usual, things didn't make sense as usual, but it was fun as hell to watch from the hut scene onwards.
>>14978969I thought this was the best paced episode of the season, what didn't you like about it?
>>14978861Not bad. I'm not partial to the first one, but the second is some good thinking music.Have you listened to Kodomo's Still Life album? They're all just numbered Concept pieces but they are some of the absolute best for study music or just background tunes.http://youtu.be/dxNIzI31TzY
>>14978927Seems about right, maybe 5 thoughHad some fun actiony moments and okay jokes, DD's VA was goodBut making DD an actual pony, and thus making her stories NONfiction kind of messes with a lot of canon stuff.
>>1497899222 minute episode
>>14979002>concept 10>not concept 9
Daring Do has a sexier voice than spitfire
>>14979007>But making DD an actual pony, and thus making her stories NONfiction kind of messes with a lot of canon stuff.Like what?
Wipe away the dept
>>14978992As usual, it mostly just suffered from 22 minute episode length, so I can't really blame them for it, but I really with they had spent more time on Caballeron, or given the other ponies something to do besides just stand around and look at Dash and Twilight, as good as that scene was.
>>14978987i can't because there's no way i can get that
It did seem kind of stupid to make Daring Do real though. she already has the Wonderbolts to look up to. and Daring brings all sorts of world building hell.
>we still haven't had a song>we still haven't had a slice of life episodeC'mon mahn
>>14979015Hey, they're all good, I was just picking one at random.
>>14979020It's trueIf it wasn't for my bad experience with waifuing I'd probably waifu her
>>14978927I agree on the 6I was acceptable, but we've seen waaaay better from this show before
>>14979032I'd help that pone up.
>>14978927I give it an enjoyable/10. There are some neat stuff here and there. The Daring Do being a real person didn't surprise me because I assume that the writer is Daring Do, but old and retired. The nerdgasm between Dash and Twilight was great and that means more interaction!
>>14979032sucks to be you
>>14979034You can look up to multiple people.
I would have liked it if daring do wasn't a real character far more or was a character the writer new long ago but had not seen in a long time. Dash was just overly annoying, but I think there were some light jabs at the fandom in the episode
What a visual thread.
>>14979061>but old and retiredIt should have been like the two old superhero geezers in Sponegebob
Alright, mr transformationI see you in the moth threadcome out with your hands where I can see them
>>14979022For one, as shown in this episode, it makes Ahuizotl a real creature and not some fantasy monster. Theres also that whole "800 years of unrelenting heat" that's apparently driven by the sun...the sun that celestia canon controls. And apparently Daring Do's struggles are so far away from equestria that they were never known by anyone to be factual, until AK was revealed to BE daring do, they were assumed to be fantasy.
>>14979076HOLY SHIT A CANON DICK
>>14979127i-it wasn't me this time I swear
I want Daring to do me
>>14979032On the basis of financial difficulties or principle?
>>14979151Dash go to bed
>>14979129could be some other microclimatic magic, not just the sun... they were only ever interested in a valley in a jung;e, not the whole country
>>14979119I thought any of the majorly supported alternatives would've been a lot worse and more predictable.Twilight's mom being the writer is just making all the sparkles even more mary sue, and Daring Do being old and all would've been more predictable - hell it's what I thought for a few seconds when she was still in clothes - and much less interesting. This current situation implies that she's still active, still having adventures all the time that we might even see later on, if she was old it would've been all memories and possibly old peoples' adventures. I like it this way, even if it's a bit weird.
>>14979129Celestia's not the only one that's ever controlled the sun. There's not too much trouble with magical artifacts being able to do something with it, too.
>>14979160I hugged her, and she HUGGED ME BACK! WE'RE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER. IT'S LIKE, DESTINY.
>>14979129>that's apparently driven by the sun...the sun that celestia canon controls.Nothing suggests that it has to be the sun that changes to result in the heat. As I pointed out in the episode thread, it could have just been some kind of atmospheric spell, or really just any magic at all: nobody said the sun had to be involved whatsoever. Also, it was only that one jungle.Frankly, this episode didn't change that which wasn't directly related to Daring Do.
Can we agree that making Daring Do and Ahuizotl into nonfictional characters in Equestria makes no sense whatsoever?
I don't really mind that the Daring Do universe is real. I think the idea is like in Indiana Jones all the crazy shit is happening far far away on another continent and that none of it matters back at home.
>>14979129Maybe he just makes the sun burn hotter, celestia may be able to controll it rising and setting but maybe not the intensity of the sun
I can't control my horse boners.And I'm not going to wear my horse condoms in class.
>>14979198but it was on the same continent as equestria
>>14979196that faggot is so burthurt.
>>14979164>>14979172>>14979190And Celestia wouldn't have known about this, why?I assume Ahuizotl doing this would bring a great number of ponies discomfort, and probably DEATH. She's the ruler of equestria, and cares for ALL living things. You'd think shed be on top of this...as in "turning ahuizotl to stone" on top of it
>>14979170>Twilight's mom being the writer is just making all the sparkles even more mary sueI disagree with this. I'm happy with what we got, but if it ended up being Twilight's mom it would have finally gave her parents purpose instead of them being just props without a single line in the series.Also how would Twilight's mom being a writer make Twilight or Shining mary sues?
Daring Do in a fridge hiding from a Sonic Rainboom when?
>>14979196Amen. Polsky a shit.
>>14979236It would make the Sparkles one hell of a power family in Equestria......which might actually make the big picture make a lot more sense.
>>14979196The episode was fun, but you're right, the premise just makes no sense whatsoever.
>>14979236Twilight and Shining already are, that's why they don't need to take it even further. Why can't they be ordinary ponies? Hell, why do we even need to or want to know what they do?
>>14979224Well the map didn't show that, it was the spirit of the scene that they were traveling a great distance.
>>14979231Celestia isn't omniscient or omnipotent or omnipresent. At best, she'd have figured out something was out of whack once it actually happened. If she had to step in and investigate because Ahuizotl's ritual worked, then she'd have done it after he already set it in motion.
>>14979196>weNot really. I don't see a problem with it.Funny picture, though.>>14979231Nobody said they were still in Equestria. Celestia's the princess of Equestria, not of the entire world. I'm sure she has a lot on her hooves: remember the Chrysalis arc? She had to battle off an invasion of cocka...whatsums with Spike. The show doesn't show that kind of thing, but it's implied it's going on all the time.
>implying twilight's mom isn't the publisher for the daring do booksCONTRADICTION SOLVED
>>14979231>And Celestia wouldn't have known about this, why?Who says she didn't, Daring do was fine hiding the rings until the mane 6 fucked it up
>>14979286The map was just a copy of the map they released a while back, it's not a different continent.
>>14979294publishers don't get awards for writing things
>>14979294Many similar ideas have been floated since the episode aired. I've been favoring that Twilight's mom interviewed her and one something like a Pulitzer Prize for it.
>>14979312She didn't get an award for writing Daring Do, though.
>>14979255A character or character(s) being powerful or important does not automatically make them mary sues. >>14979278Neither Twilight or Shining are mary sues. Giving one of their parents a purpose wouldn't change a lot, really. It'd just make her a successful author of a children's book series.
>>14979291>nobody said they were still in EquestriaExcept they did
>>14979336twilight is pretty close to mary sue territory
>>14979338It's 420 luna
>>14979336>>14979358And so is SA. He's not overtly powerful but he's absolutely successful.
I would've enjoyed it a little more if Daring Do was slightly older. Like, she's starting to get too old to keep doing this everyday, and she knows it but still keeps on going.
>>14979246given the only positive thing i could see come from this is maybe use Ahuzotl as a on again off again villain. but probably not.
>>14979338NO YOU BLUE BITCH.
>>14979369ponies live for hundreds of yearsshe might be like in her sixties already
>>14979349In that case, I have made a mistake.Please refer to >>14979289, he did a better job than I did
NEW THREAD WHEN?
>Rings around a phallic object.>All the minions are stallions.>"Heat"Oh my god.
>>14979396THE THREAD WILL LAST FOREVER.
>>14979398Freud would be proud.
>>14979398thats a fine for the Aztec ponys but what does it benefit Ahuzotl?
>>14979358How? She still has a number of flaws that are still shown off. In the premier we see she's still prone to getting worked up and panicking.>>14979366SA is pretty much a prop character the only thing of importance we've ever really seen him do was hold that barrier back in the wedding episodes. I don't really think he or his marriage is enough to classify him as a mary sue.
If you make a new thread now, Rarity will suck a thousands cocks of varying races.
>>14979427He gets to fist Luna
>>14979447>>14979439Better get sucking.
>>14979437In the premier Twilight was dumbed down for the sake of plot severely. When she gets waves of dumbness she immediately loses afterwards, it doesn't count as a personality flaw, it counts as bad writing.SA got married to a fucking alicorn, before that he was captain of the royal guard, and now he's the prince of an empire of questionable importance. He got about as far as it's possible to get in life in Equestria as a male. Twilight got as far as it's possible to get in life in Equestria as a female, though they will probably top her current position eventually.
>>14979488Twilight was hardly 'dumbed down for the sake of plot'. Everybody makes mistakes, everybody forgets things, and it's all the more likely to happen in a high-stress situation.
>>14979544She handled either similar or exactly identical or worse situations before with no problems, she was dumbed down for the sake of plot.
>>14979544>everybody makes mistakesLike Applejack in Princess Twilight Sparkle part 2.
>>14979556Prior to the premier, she'd never been in any terrible situations as a princess, so no, she hadn't handled exactly identical situations, and you have to factor in that new set of responsibilities and power.
>>14979573That explains everything perfectly, thank you for the insight. I'm sure becoming a princess makes you forget literally everything you've ever done before with the new added responsibility of doing nothing at all, not even having to report to Celestia, nothing.
>>14979596If there were no new responsibilities, the guards wouldn't have asked her to take command, and Applejack wouldn't have suggested she go back to town.
>>14979638Applejack made an assumption that was false.
>>14979695Unless I'm mistaken, she said that Twilight was the only Princess of Equestria whose whereabouts were known, which means that if something were to happen to her, there wouldn't be any more princesses in Equestria. What's false about that?
>>14979717the crystal empire is in equestria toofor that matter cadance had more experience with equestrian politics
>>14979796I was under the impression it was its own sovereign deal, actually, which is why they were making such a big deal of it.
>>14979796>>14979816The guards only said that she was busy with the Empire and couldn't just take off for Canterlot at a moment's notice to take charge. They never said that she was a foreign princess that couldn't assume those responsibilities if it came to it.
I'm going to marry Princess Celestia!
Ponies have sex in the middle of Jacktherbert's Cock, DONT ASK!
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.