this thread sucks
>>14970394TIME TO SHINE
Rarity is the only good dancer
this thread is going to be perfect
http://ask-modscratch.tumblr.com/post/69347424555/twixie-answers-mod-crawlywhat-this-is-my>that whole exchange of linesunfest
sex with rarity
>>14970439>>14970421Don't make me bring out the red card here
>>14970354Commander, that thing has no visible weapons!Remind the troops to stay on guard... We're still at war here, after all.
Rarity's jet-black ponut.
sex with rainbow dash after a workout
>>14970453You don't scare me.
>>14970469sex with rainbow dash during a workout
>>14970463someone draw Rarity as a black jet pony
>>14970469>Sex with cartoon horsesI seriously hope you guys no longer do this.
>>14970494sex with rainbow dash as the workout20 reps
>>14970476MAN those hipsAnyway, goodnight mlpg
what does Prozac feel likeI'm taking my first dose in the morning
>>14970492Cooldown belly rubs.What else, worst horse that i'd still cuddle?
>>14970517>that frame shift at the end0/10
>>14970505Dream of the best horse.
>>14970503>just 20 reps
>>14970532Not my problem
>>14970539It reminds me of this
>>14970514It has lost its every appeal.
Rarity sure does love her punch
>>14970539She looks like a duck in that first frame.
>>14970553I'm sorry to hear about your forced castration.
>>14970533>sparityThanks, now my night is gonna be a shit
>>14970552Reminds me of a particular reaction image of that one chick from FLCL that I can't find
>>14970503>not using Dash as the weight for your reps
>>14970557Have you ever punched someone so hard you fell in love with your punch?
>>14970580Have you ever pony'd a pony?
>>14970572Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. I knew that face looked familiar.
Sweetie Belle found your protein shake you left in the fridge
>>14970569How can you hate something so cute?
>>14970602I was actually chilling my semen
>>14970602>WhiteSo, it's like, a milk protein shake?That can't be mine, i can't digest milk proteins.
>>14970602But that's the semen Rarity collected throughout the day in her vagina
Achey breaky legs
>>14970623Pony wants to know how you can truly love her if you can't even drink her milk
>>14970633So i can?Oh, good, cause i can't drink her milk.
>>14970633Well this went off on an interesting tangent.Mint chocolate chip.
>>14970631oh jeezeI really don't like how they're animating this season so far. I don't know what it is but it seems off.
>>14970645Vanilla and blueberry
>>14970649No Faust to yell out them for using human poses
>>14970665Blueberry you say?
>see an expression someone drew>really love it>drawing my own thing>cant get that expression out of my head>every time i try to draw that expression i feel like im stealingballs.
>>14970633Pony doesn't have milk.
>>14970640>>14970633Oh i completely misread thatWell, milk isn't love, if it contains dairy.Does horse milk contain dairy?
>lifesize lyra plushieuuuuunffffffffffffffffffffff
>>14970683Now, now, don't lie, anonymous.
>>14970676Out of all the fetishes I'm surprised we've never done anything with this one.Thank god for that.
>>14970692I thought all milk qualified as dairy
>>14970694but that's too small to be lifesize
>>14970695What would Celestia's even taste like?
>>14970692It contains lactose, if you can't have milk products that's what you're unable to digest with your E. Coli.So yes, I suppose
>>14970698...Are you saying there is no such thing as pony inflation porn?In MLPG?
>>14970606Because I can't see it working due to a shit ton of factorsNow good night
>>14970673I die a little when they don't act like ponies
>Go to /co/>Literally every single thread>Every>Single>Thread>Is having fetish talk to some extent Why do we get mad about it here?
>>14970694>MT visits Mewball.jpg
>>14970749Doesn't seem sweet enough for her.
>>14970722Hot sauce and Sunny D.
>>14970737too badthey're not poniesthey're Ponies
>>14970722Like milk, though its richer then normal cow milkYou might even say its about 20% more!
>>14970722Like heavenYour taste buds would be overwhelmed, unable to process the cooling, warm, sweet, salty and spicy liquid interacting with them. Then a wave of tranquility passes over you and you don't even care about the taste any more. You're forced to pass out on your back and watch the clouds float by, a big dumb smile spreading across your face.
>>14970757We get ironically mador mad because it doesn't cater to our fetish
>>14970734But him crushing on her and her humoring his crush is so cute. They don't actually have to be together.Goodnight
lyra in a sweateralt mouth version since i am bad at this parthttp://imgur.com/UbJ77Cm
If you got to equestria and found out your waifu was transgender with male bits what would you do
>>14970775Scrubbles, you have gone to far. You must be stopped.
>>14970729>>14970698Where's that adorable one of Dash freaking out on top of that balloon?
>>14970785Find my real waifu since it's obviously a lousy impersonator.
>>14970784mouth is a bit narrowbretty good though
>>14970784hngnmgnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnni love it.
>>14970776>she says "wait, that's not mine">"that was the stuff we get from pony joe's place">"this one's mine"
>>14970785ask if I could jerk him offfind out which pronouns he prefers
>>14970785Still love her unconditionally
>>14970785Jokes on you, that's my fetish!
http://derpibooru.org/492767This is ONLY HOTONLYHOTBecause of the juices
>>14970811There's a point where one needs to draw lines.
>>14970792I bet Rainbow Dash is really good with cars. She can change a tire SUPER fast! You could say for her its just a 10 second flat!
>>14970823Thanksi know it's for a fetish or something but I love how cute she is in this.
>>14970817woop woop, gunna need some sauce there son
>>14970761The kisses make up for it, anon.>>14970785I would still love her.
>>14970469Sex with Rainbow Dash after a hysterectomy
>>14970821>that faceno sir it's not hot>LMJbarf
>>14970757Because that's wrong and it's annoying. Especially when a lot of it is basically spam at this point that gets posted day after day with no context.
>>14970821after a certain limit, my fetishes aren't strong enough to protect from bad artthis is way past the limit.http://posego.com/gildadash.html is closer
>>14970825It's going to take a lot for me to stop loving my waifu
>>14970845Reverse image search it, mang
>>14970864HuhNice file name.
>>14970702Human milk don't contain dairyNor does oat milk, rice milk, soy milk or almond milk.>>14970724Well good riddance.
>>14970785Love her even moreI like boy bits better than girl bitsApart from boobsBut ponies don't really have boobs
Nonymous I am going to need you to DANCE!
repostingdoes anybody mind if i use mlpg to help me with my drawing? as in, would it be okay if i posted a sketch, not a final lined coloured thing, just a sketch, and have mlpg tell me if they can see anything wrong with stuff like proportions, positioning, and other shit like that? only thing i would be worried about is people shitposting and such. what say you mlpg?
>>14970887Aren't you supposed to be sleeping?
>>14970918I'll save you the troubleIt's shit
>>14970918People do that all the timeOf course you can.Just be prepared to sift through one or more anons who are going to hate for the sake of hate.
>>14970918sure also PaSwG people you wanna finish off the series now?
>>14970918It's worth a try, but you're going to get people saying it's shit regardless of what you put out. Alternatively you may get no comment other than it's cute which is about as bad
>>14970918of course, you're always welcome to do that
>>14970910NoI really do need to get to sleep>>14970934Yes, but I caught that image as I was going to log offWith that file nameAnd you're rumblenanon, too?You have some really great tastes
>>14970785I would find I unicorn and see if they can teach me magic.
>>14970918In my experience people here are helpful and freely give advice and resources and nearly everyone loves it if you take request to practice You just have to have a thick skin when the ironic and not so ironic shit posting and drama starts
>>14970941>>14970943>>14970946>>14970947okayagain it's just a sketch, and i'm not sure about the text, i'm bad at that sort of thing
>>14970964Nonymous plsRumble is not for sexual
>>14970979your handwriting is a bit hard to readthe head is a little unevenher lower body is too smalland she's holding the panties kinda awkwardlyare you constructing at all?
>>14970979Clean up those lines
>>14970979>>14970940you might want to use the type tool in the future
>>14971006Why yes Rarity.Where do you want to go?
Pony asks if its ok if she can sleep in your bed with you
>>14970979Use layers, that way erasing or hiding scrap is a breeze. And it will make it easier to get the wings and tails that are partially/mostly hidden to be right as you can just draw the whole thing and then put it in a lower layer.Use construction to help get proportions more right (head is uneven, lower body too small, hands too thin), or show us how you made the constructions.
>>14971022only if she's sweaty and musky
>>14971022is that a open mouth or lipstick?
>>14971022But I just washed my sheetsShe's not going to leak on them is she?On second thought it's fine, she just needs to wear this
>>14970984Rumbleanon as in the one that links good pornDamn it mlpg, you're doing it againI was supposed to sleep like 5 hours ago and you woke me upSCREW IT, I'M GOING THE DISTANCE
>>14971038HE'S GOING FOR SPEED!
>>14971033I think its an open mouth
Pony likes to be a minmaxing Darkwraith and fuck with low level people.
>>14971021She'd take you out for dinner and a movie and maybe invite you back to her place for drinks and small talk or she could walk you home while you two talk about what a great time you had
ALRIGHT HORSEFRICKERSSTRAMMING THE LAST 3 EPISODES OF PANTY AND STOCKING WITH GARTERBELTBE THERE OR MISS OUT ON SOME SWEET HOT ACTIONderpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5
>>14971067Does she wear the saddle on the first date?
Saw this today while I was out Christmas shopping.A small part of me wanted to buy it.
>>14971069Wanna know how I know you're gay?
>>14971059>pony isn't rolling around at the speed of sound in kirk's armorwhat a scrub
>>14970992yes, though i could perhaps do it moreshould i lengthen the body?is it the neck mostly that's uneven?i had a lot of trouble with the hands, i'll try and fix it>>14971028everything you said is correctdrawing is so much harder when you're sad, ugh
>>14971078What does the board look like?
>>14970858There is literally a thread right now on /co/ simply about fucking birds
>>14970979If you're drawing from the front, you might want to try overlapping the parts of the legs.Something like this maybe?
>>14971073What kind of girl do you take her for?
>>14971092Community Chest and Chance cards are Mayor Mare and Discord cards.Lowest property values are Two Sisters Castle and Froggy Bottom Bog, highest are Crystal Empire and Canterlot.
http://i.imgur.com/VwLzgKB.png>that tight and well mannered ponehole and donut hole.
>>14970785jokes in you, I'm sucking a pinkie dildo right now, It's the only way to night thread
>>14971109>well manneredThat Vagina is OOC
>>14971109>not winkingmake it winking and dripping
>>14971101Can't hurt to ask
>MFW screaming at /k/ like a drill Sergent about being used as a fuck toy for stallions.>And they like it.Fuck...
>>14971117YOU HAD ONE JOB, HASBRO
>>14971082I think the lower body should just be scaled up a bit, like everything below where her hands+panties are hiding the body.The neck seems about right for a gryphon, however from the neck and upwards the right (our right) just goes straight up while the left slants, even though she's looking straight at us.Again, use construction and then outlining the shapes will be easy to get in the right sizes and shapes (even if your lines may be goofy)
>>14971078Those figures look pretty good quality actually.
>>14971115If you take pics of the dildo, I'll believe you
>>14971117>>14971142Collectible is an accepted spelling of it though.
>>14971137of course they want moreeveryone wants more>>14971145>>/k/19050082found it on the front page
>>14971150thank you, but i think right now i'm just going to go to cry and go to sleep, not because of the drawing, just because i'm really fucking depressed and it's making everything harder than it ought to be
>>14971109now MLPG office safe approved!
>>14971180>found it on the front pageFuck, I used to be a respectable greentext writer, now I am turning /k/omrads into sluts for cock.What happened to me?
>>14971197>466x465>jpgwhy do you hate me anon?
>>14971197>Not "Go to moon!"
>>14971193This a pure christian website, mind your manners young man!
>>14971208Largest I could find
Castlemania and Daring Don't were pretty good episodes
>>14971214Milton Bradley doesn't let anyone change those four corner spaces.If anyone does they murder their family and cut off their hands feet.
>>14971220Well here, have a slightly larger versionhttp://derpibooru.org/353689
>>14971240At least tell me they used bits as currency
>>14971240>hands AND feet
Pony names are oddly prophetic.
>>14971197>zecora's hut being one of the low end properties
>>14971215I really dislike that image. Why the fuck is the part of the body you walk on also extremely sensitive and an endrogynous zone?
WaitThey weren't just making up names of places in the episode?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenochtitlan
>>14971273It's not normally but that's the joke in the episode. Maybe rainbow dash is a mutant
>>14971273>walking on the frog
>>14971258>name your daughter something slutty>Oh I hope he doesn't turn into a slut
>>14971275nonnie go to sleep
>>14971291But imagine walking on an uneven surface. Something can easily touch you there.
>>14971292destiny is destiny
>>14971292>go to equestria>set up shop as a clairvoyant>rake in the dough predicting cutie marks
>>14971310Marker pony is a pure maiden, not a slut.
>from the thumbnail I thought this was Trixie sitting on the Frozen Throne
>>14971325Is it time more misleading thumbnails?
>>14971268>Zecora's Hut being worth the same as fucking ruins
>>14971325There must always be a Bitch King.
>>14971271God I just want to cuddle up under the protective hoof of a great big musclepony.
>>14971376He'd make you feel so safe and secure and warm.
>>14971357>CMC treehouse worth more
who is the best writer this show deservesmeghan, polsky or merrywetherchoose wisely
>>14971376Do you want to have his children?
>tfw Zecora will never call you a jive turkey
>>14971393Does musclepon have big foals?
>>14971410My headcanon is that she speaks in rhyme and all african like to keep up this mystical facade she has to increase the sale of her "exotic" potions and craft. When alone or with other zebras she speaks really "ghetto" like. Kind of like this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CwS83JVdqg
What does it feel like being penetrated pony asks. Because she doesn't have any holes
>>14971450>You will never get live with Applejack and get to experience her apple ways>She'll never have granny smith knit your apple pajamas and bake your apple pancakes every morning>She'll never leave little known facts about apples under your pillow every night
>>14971462she has a mouth, and thats all I need
>>14971411>featherweight bulks up hard after puberty
Remember when Applejack wasn't a pony who wasn't obsessed with apples and had a personality?
>>14971491That never happened.
>>14971491Remember when there were only three princesses?
Sometimes I feel like I want to cryogen freeze myself until VR is to a level where I can make love to a pony and have it feel real life like.
Remember when Applejack wasn't a pony obsessed with breeding and had a personality?
>>14971462Well we'll just have to make some then
>>14971503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kfg7lIQdL4i cant stop laughing at her face and everything else
How the hell does my tablet know my pen is clicking? Shit's like magic.
>>14971529a unicorn was slain so that its blood could power the magic clicking detector in your tabletcherish it always
>>14971552Jesus. You'd think it'd have cost more since there's unicorn in it.
>>14971529Electromagnetic induction powers the pen, which probably contains some kind of RF transmitter. That's also how it knows the pressure, since there's no pressure sensors in the tablet itself.
Well, Unicorn blood used to cost more until we created industrial unicorn farms. It's why nobody could afford computers until recently: Unicorn horn circuitry was prhibitively expensive.
>>14971591its also a potent aphrodisiac
i really liked todays episode
I need some crack ships, fast.
>>14971621Chrysalis x Fizzle
>>14971620i give it a 6/10it's okayneeded less twilight sparkle.but then again what would the twilight show be without twilight
>>14971621Cokepone x PepsiponeSharing fluids.
>>14971648>Sharing fluids.Unf. Anyone got any of this?
>>14971639>less twilightShe did fuck-all, faggot.
>>14971639She didn't lift those rings.SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIFT!
>>14971639She did hardly anything other than geek-out with Ranbow Dash regarding Daring Do, which was expected since it was already established in season 2 that Twilight loved Daring Do.
>>14971621twilight x bigmac
>>14971658She did it once in jail, but it was against her will and she cried the entire time.
>>14971078i opened one in store and took out the rarity piece
>>14971606>busty amputee Babs
>>14971689I don't quite know how to respond to this
What movie should I watch that's from the AFI top 100?
Why don't you go to bed Anonymous? Tonight might finally be the night you have a pony dream!
>>14971481nah, he's cute and lanky and should stay that way.
>>14971756>dream Pinkie will never cuddle you
>>14971795What about ottermode?
>>14971756BECAUSE I'M KINDA BUSY AT THE MOMENT
i told my mother mlpg
>>14971803acceptable, but on the skinny side
BUY ME THINGS
i hope fluttershy dies by the end of the seasonthat's all i want for christmas
>>14971825For the last time Diamond Tiara I am not your boyfriend. Leave me alone. You're making me be late for picking Sweetie up.
>>14971824Okay, but now how am I going to get to cuddle big musclefoals?
>>14971819CongratsIt was hard for me to tell my parents about mlp, too.
>>14971844Marry a musclepon, bear his foals, feed them well and combine it with regular exercise (not too much cardio)
Where's the marker?
>>14971825rediv pls shut up
>>14971877Anon ponynapped her
>>14971867Will they get swole?
>>14971890of course, but they'll always be nice and cuddly to you
I really enjoyed this week's episode, but I honestly can't wait for next weeks since it's FINALLY another Scoolatoo ep.
>>14971915I really liked it tooEven though the whole Daring Do and villains being real is kind of stupid when you think about it
>>14971928I don't see why it's stupid
>>14971863nah not about mlp, i told them about that obnoxious shit years ago, literally
>>14971940I know what you meant.
>>14971928>The world has a literal spirit of chaos.>Among other things.>"Daring Do's stuff is just too weird for me."
>>14971915Its a fun episode. Its nice to see Dash spilling her spaghetti all over the place.>>14971928Eh, why? What if they went with the "She retired and is too old for that shit" character while writing about her glory days?
>>14971915I kind of wish there was a lesson about personal space and privacy instead of forcing themselves into Daring Do's adventure
>>14971928Equestria is a fantastical world where shape-shifting Succubi and literal embodiment's of chaos exist. I don't see it stupid that there are ponies willing to steal and sell items to evil creatures, and ponies trying to stop that.
I just find it funny that the entire reason all 6 of them were going to see her in the first place so that they could do her dishes and do her shopping. Twilight is a princess, and they were going to do house chores so a pony could finish a book faster.
>>14971942but boys are cute fluttershy, and they have penisesplus you get to hang out with stallions that have amazing hore penises
>The writer for Daring Do isn't Twilight's mom.FUCKING BULLSHIT!
>>14971948Yeah and she find out that you call that pony your best pony, she will ground you. Have you no respect for your mother's favorite pony?
>>14971958>people claiming that being a princess does not give her higher social status
>>14971904>big>cuddly>swoleI'd like to order a dozen!
>>14971948whatever do you mean anon?
>that feeling when you read or watch something so good you're sad when it's overit's such a unique and rare feeling
>>14971940I remember how my mom found out during thanksgiving break a year ago. My brother found an episode on my found and starting laughing and telling everyone. My mom didn't seem to care, but a month later asked if I was gay.
>>14971958>Twilight is a princess, and they were going to do house chores so a pony could finish a book faster.Ummm, Twily tries to be a normal pony as much as possible, Daring Do is like a big star to her.
>>14971980>>14971942>cuteosphere's projecting intensifies
>>14971980i don't think you understand me fluttershypenisesbig meaty ones that squirt cum!
>>14971996My mom started buying me things.
>>14971930Because it' was an entire separate universe and then poof all of a sudden this whole time it wasn't.If Ahuizotl was so dangerous then why wasn't he a concern for the princesses of Equestria? Why was Daring Do just a recolor of Dash? Why did she not care that an alicorn was inher house?And Ahuizotl is a very over the top evil for the sake of evil corny kind of villain that's straight out of a stereotypical book like that. And now he's real.It just kind of puts the rest of the series in a weird place if you ask me.
>>14972003some girls like vaginas
>>14972010That's really grossI hope they're kept in quarantine zones
>>14972007My mom started chastising me for using super glue instead of stitching. Then she took me material shopping.What then became an hour of awkward "No, I don't need tha- oh is that some scrap paper?">"Don't ask why, I need it, because I have an idea for something and this just make it real.">"Oh hell, are those tiny mustaches!?">"Of course I need them."
>>14972017>fluttershy getting all embarrassed after ending up in various situations where people are talking openly about sexual thingsIt's cute, it's unf, it's...cunf?
>>14972009>If Ahuizotl was so dangerous then why wasn't he a concern for the princesses of Equestria?The princesses are tasked with keeping charge of the entirety of Equestria. They can't just go out of their way to stop every little evil person. Daring Do instead did it. For all we know it was at the request of the Princesses. Even if Ahuizotl were to succeed it was only going to effect that local area anyway.>Why was Daring Do just a recolor of Dash?Coincidence? Who cares about looks? >Why did she not care that an alicorn was in her house?Perhaps she heard about Twilight before, and knew how Twilight didn't want to be treated or acted like other Alicorns? Or maybe she's just an asshole how hates royalty. > And Ahuizotl is a very over the top evil for the sake of evil corny kind of villain that's straight out of a stereotypical book like that. And now he's real.King Sombra is just as bad at that.
>>14972059>Or maybe she's just an asshole how hates royalty.or maybe she just doesn't give a shit, she has her own problems
>>14971996I've only told like 3 friends about me liking MLP.Two I tried to show Sonic Rainboom to, but they just asked if I was serious so I told them of course not and played it off.The last didn't care and got me a pony toy from McDonald's one day.
>>14972009>Why did she not care that an alicorn was in her house?Expect a lot of that. They ignore her alicornhood whenever convenient.
>>14972009>If Ahuizotl was so dangerous then why wasn't he a concern for the princesses of Equestria?Isn't his plan being thaw by a brown Pegasus every time? I don't think he is much of a problem if that was the case every time.>Why was Daring Do just a recolor of Dash? There is a whole bunch of characters that is a recolor of some other pony. Picture related.>Why did she not care that an alicorn was inher house?Alicorn are more common then we thought? Also, Daring must have travel all over the world, seeing more stranger stuff than seeing a princess in her cabin.>And Ahuizotl is a very over the top evil for the sake of evil corny kind of villain that's straight out of a stereotypical book like that. And now he's real.And? Discord is real and he seem to be over the top on the chaotic stuff. Or Sombra being a black smoke that is nothing more than a one liner in the show and Ahuizotl was a better villain than that.
>>14972067>the last didn't care and got me a pony toy from mcdonald's one daythat's adorable
>>14972067>The last didn't care and got me a pony toy from McDonald's one day.Is that one your best friend?
>>14972071How is that different than ignoring that they've saved the world on 3 occasions.
>>14972082yes he is
>>14972059>For all we know it was at the request of the PrincessesWell that's just silly. >>14972077You bring up perfectly valid points and we could argue about it but I don't really feel the series deserves that depth of analysis any more though. I just feel it was a poor choice making the Daring Do universe real. Too corny for me.
>>14972088Not surprising. Hold on to that one Anon. As hard as you can.
>>14972092Why would it be silly that the princesses decided to get somebody else to do a job? It's not like they haven't used Twilight and her friends in that capacity before.
>>14972093Maybe give him a blowjob every now and then just to keep him happy.
>>14972098That would actually be a pretty funny scene.And it would explain why she didn't care that Princess Twilight was in her house.
>>14972092I am sure many would accept Daring Do if she was old, retired, and the play it nearly close as A Friend in Deed, but with adventure.
>>14972009>>14972059I'm slowly starting to feel that the events of S4 are more and more like a dream state Twilight has been trapped in since MMC. A lot of the events, this episode included break the mechanics of equestria immensely. The upcoming Mane-iac villian also seems way to uncanny to exist.I feel, the locked box is a mental trial that will snap her back into reality/S5 where she wasn't an alicorn to begin with as it was all a dream. Cue the real threat.That would be the shittiest retcon, but fuck me if it erases the events of EQG.
>>14972115It would be shitty and I don't see it happening but I guess it's better than the alternative
>>14972115Aren't they already essentially treating EQG like it never happened? Like it was technically canon but will never be brought up or adressed in anyway again, and might as well be a dream?
>>14972115>trapped in since MMC>not Sombra's dark door in the Crystal Empire
>>14972100>Not telling anyone.Granted when I talked to one of my co-workers about pony, I had just caught him rooting through a box of blind bags while a gaggle of soccer moms were in the isle.>"Find the pony you were after?">'...'>"Well?">'Yes...'>"Well good, I never was able to get the codes right.">'You watch the show too!?'>"No, I just ask people who are rooting around in the pony blind bags if they found their favorite pony... "
Sometimes you guys take a girls TV show too seriously.
>>14972115I'll still take it over the current state of affairs.
>>14972136It's what McCarthy said but the reliability of this extends to S4 at most.
>>14972141As long as you just treat it like another show you like you're okay in my book.People who act like it's a lifestyle are scum
>>14972115Interesting theory, but I really doubt it will play out like that. It's far more likely that the show is just changing and things are getting pushed a bit farther.
>Was walking through the mall with my bro>Told him not to buy me an MLP shirt for Christmas sarcasticallyhe's going to do it, isn't he
>>14972141This is a perfect scenarioThe thing that really verbs my noun is when people treat it like they're coming out of the fucking closet
>>14972148If you don't enjoy discussing what you thought about the latest episode, or the show in general then I don't know why you're here.
what what up the butt
>>14972159If anything he's more casual then I am, but he did get more pissed about the whole Twilicorn thing.Actually refused to watch the last few episodes for a while. I have yet to ask him if he caught up and is up to date. We just bullshit about vidia games.
>>14972175No, I enjoy discussing it, but people here are acting like the whole worldbuilding thing needs to be super literal and serious. I enjoy the show and discussion because it's cute ponies doing cute things, not because I want to discuss how this villain is OP or anything like that. It's like the people who treat Doctor Who's Universe the same way.
>>14972115Adding:The show has also shown that the ponies memories/intentions can be altered not once - but twice.The book Twilight's friends are keeping is a magical memory keepsake that will materialize with her when she returns from the dream state with the experiences and new knowledge of the real threat to harmony her dream-friends learned with her.The book will be used to update her friends on the events that happened occurred be it either through reading the book or the book magically instilling the knowledge to them.I'm probably being a filthy autist but this just makes too much sense to me and I want to be wrong.
Shining Armor's big splotched pink and black horse dick.
>>14972201>Actually refused to watch the last few episodesOf season 3, fuck.
>>14972208up the butt up the butt
>>14972193My 9x6" dildoHe's only really 8" because of the ballsI wish I was bigger or had a big boyfriendOr just had a boyfriend
>Hey Twilight can I use your horsephone?
>>14972208Cadence's big pink dick with a purple gradient
>>14972233>9x6"i might have read that wrong butdo you mean six inch diameter?
>>14972243you knowthe thing you use to call horses
>>14972235He has a name you know!
>>14972251Circumference you nignog
soi'm going to try streaming a movie'what does mlpg want to see?
>>14972243>Your horsephone. The thing you keep on your horsetable next to your horsewindow.
>>14972261maybe something animated?
>>14972261Something with horses in it
>>14972257o-ohisn't that still a pretty wide diameter?
>>14972233>a big boyfriendAnonYou won't find a 9" boyfriendYou're lucky to find 7">>14972251CircumferenceAnd it's not that largeHell, I'm 5.8" mid-shaft
>>14972261Something that kids could watch, like Lilo and Stick or some shit like that
>>14972261kill the irishman
>>14972271how about akira? i've got and have meant to watch it
>>14972288spirited away perhaps?
I really didnt care for this episode but I also didnt hate it. In hindsight, I really should have hated it considering the actual story but it a had a lot of cute and silly moments. While it could have been better, those pretty much saved the episode at least from being purely mediocre and that's OK in my book.In that regard, it's very similar to Read it and Weep; Daring Don't is essentially the sequel to that episode, although I can say for sure that the former is the superior of the two.
>>14972303Not what I had in mind, but that's an okay movie I guess
>>14972320okay, then why not just lilo and stitch?
http://oi42.tinypic.com/2v3lssh.jpgTRIGGER WARNING: Animation
>>14972288Hals Moving Castle.
OOHhow about that horse movie, spirit or whateveryeslet's watch that
>>14972344>Spiritehhhhhhhhhhhhthat one really mediocre in my opinionTHE ROAD TO EL DORADOthat one has a silly horse
DON'T EVER POST THAT FACE.
>>14972278It's not massive but it's above averageIt's nice~>>14972280>tfw fetish for big dicks>tfw just a little big>tfw all my bfs have still been smaller>tfw unfulfilled fetish
>>14972349that sounds good let me just download itbut i want to stream Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron eventually
Pony needs a belly rub quick!
>>14972261something with a happy ending
>>14972349>THE ROAD TO EL DORADOSecond best movie. This.too bad I'm going to bed
>>14972352Fortunately for you that face has already been posted and I can't be bothered to shave a row of pixels off it
>>14972362sure, it's not shit but its super great eitherThe best part of the movie is that fact that it probably has the best animated horses in any cartoon I've seen so far and the music rather neatoEverything else about it lacks a certain something
>>14972370TWO HANDS OF PONE-RUBBING FURY, STATCLEAR
>>14972349That's a good movie. Would watch.
>>14972392>it actually shocks her>"OW Anon what the hell?!"
>>14972398>Bambi>Bad endingYou havent seen Fox and the Hound I figure
>>14972406Shit fuck I dragged my feet on the carpet sorry pone
>>14972352Why do you hate pony faces so much, Anon?
>>14972353>i can't be happy unless my fetish is catered toI hope you never meet the guy you wantOr better yet you do and he's straight
>>14972416Pony expects apologies in the form of more belly rubs.
>you will never get dragged to a showing of Pagliacci by panka>you will never try to warn her that even though it's about clowns it's not exactly happy>you will never feel her hug you tight and weep openly at the ending, trying to console her but knowing she just needs to cry it out
>>14972416>"Alright whatever, now get to rubbing">a while later she walks out of the room, her coat is all fluffed out from static>"I hate you Anon..."
>>14972432not nownow is the time for pony zapping
>>14972421>tfw fetish that can be catered to by anybody with an open mind
>>14972432doneall warmed up and ready to rub
>>14972444Care to be a little more specific?
>>14972445>it ain't gonna rub itself
>stream was lagging too much for me>watch episode a day afterwardsIt was an okay episode.>LE DASH FACE XDAnd the bronies made it epic as fuck le cane XD.I wonder what epic meme next episode will bring us.
>>14972421>i can't be happy unless my fetish is catered toNever said thatJust have a preference that'd drive me wild(er) if it was catered toI have met himAnd he's straight
>>14972450you don't like it, EA.
>>14972465I'm not EA
>>14972465But I'm a little drunk and listening to soulful opera songs
>scroll entire thread>no show or episode discussionLol why do I even come to /mlp/-condensed anyomore.
>>14972469feet>>14972474Oh. Well then. I never imagined what you do while not fetishing.
>>14972333I KNOW YOU CAN ANIMATE A .PNG.BUT HOW DO YOU ANIMATE A .JPG?
>tfw casual fetishes that arent actually in that much art for some reasonSucks bein a casual.
>>14972462i kind of sympathisei've had a crush on this guy for ages, but he doesn't swing that way. all i can try to do now is be a good friend and not a nuisance
>>14972478there was show discussion though. What are you talking about?
>>14972481I can't help itNessun dorma and Vesti la giubba tug at the heartstrings so perfectly
>>14972482The file was renamed manually but your browser knows its actually a gif.
>>14972487ARE YOU THE GUY THAT CUMS IN HIS ROOMMATES FOOD?
I need someone to make a lewd Shining Armor post, please
>>14972499And on that not I think it's time for bed
>>14972490I actually hadn't finished scrolling the thread.
>>14972499no. that's way obsessive, even for me
>>14972478did you NOT see my post?>>14972313Im happy my thought out post about the episode got no replies by you anyone else by the way
>>14972501Shining Armor getting fucked by stallions while eating out Cadancealso mind control so he won't remember it in the morning. He just thinks his guard loves him for being a good captain.
>>14972493Oh, holy fuck, I'm stupid.
>>14972482You change the file extension.
>>14972478We already watched and discussed the episode, anonYou can go right ahead and start more discussion if you wish, plenty of people will follow
>>14972499>ARE YOU THE GUY THAT CUMS IN HIS ROOMMATES FOOD?fuck you for reminding me of thisI still refuse to believe that is real
>>14972521nah it through me off too.
>>14972460Didn't we use to have a 'thing' per episode.
>>14972481Feet? I thought that was considered pretty vanilla these days.I'm not going to write anything though, I'd just end up fulfilling my own teasing fetish
>>14972501Princess Cadence wants to turn you in to a mare and watch Shining Armor rail you
>>14972524>if you don't watch the stream you don't get a chance to discuss the episode>dedicated show discussion is literally only the thread during or after the airingO-okay.
>>14972514You basically just said what I was thinking and had been posted by a few people before. It didn't get much attention because a lot of people felt that way and a lot of people were talking more in depth about the smaller things they noticed, rather than a general overview.
>>14972529If I were to be specific, it'd be sweaty feet.that's the open mind part
>>14972443Pony would be upset at you, but she can't stop giggling.Seriously though, is she getting those belly rubs or not?
>Not cumming in your straight friend's foodHow else are you going to ease them into sucking your dick?
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming the road to el dorado!going to start in a couple of minutes
>>14972544well I'm sorry i wasnt around when everyone was talking about it just after the episode airssome of us have jobs
>>14972543That's not quite what I meant, but the most discussion definitely happens within hours of the episode and trails off from thereBut regardless of when it is, all you have to do is raise something about the episode and people will chime in
>>14972313I found it amazingly "meh".It was an action and 'adventure' episode but really lacking in substance or even a moral.Hope level for S4: None.
http://derpy.me/agathoidstarting the road to el dorado
>>14972570Try a time when we're less dedIt's 5am in glorious eastern america-land, everyone's asleep
>>14972609B-but it's prime time in glorious Nippon, Anon-sama
rip in pizza mlpg
I really liked the last episode. It was fun, the nerdoff was hilarious, faces were funny too, Azhuz whatever was cool, Daring Do was nifty, the other villains were entertaining too. The fight scenes were okay.I didn't like that most of the mane cast were pretty much bg ponies for most of the episode but it's not that big of a deal.I really don't see the problem with Daring Do being real and all. It's quite interesting. Polski said that Celestia knows about Ahuizotl. Really Celestia having more ponies like the mane cast in charge of saving the world is quite cool. Kinda explains why most ponies don't really care about them. Equestria is full of heroes.
>>14972658>Kinda explains why most ponies don't really care about themDaring Do is apparently rather popular, and she's done a whole lot less important things than the main cast. She's also considered a fictional character by everyone.
>>14972673Besides Dash being really really into it and Twilight we have never seen anyone else that interested in it.
>>14972682There's an award name after Daring Do, and I'm pretty sure Twilight talks about the books being popular at multiple ocassions.
How edgy are you?
>>14972690Yeah trueStill other ponies save the world, and some valley inhabited by pony Aztecs that are kind suicidal in Daring Do's case. Kinda cool that the mane cast aren't the only ones that do world saving stuff
>>14972587saved into my hoihoi folder
>>14972658Just saw the epAhuizotl is probably not really a threat, just some guy who want to take over some god-forsaken valley in the middle of the jungle.Episode was stupid fun/10also personal hero worship feels, which made it relevant to some stuff i've gone through
>>14972730My 4chan skin got rid of all edges for a safe browsing environment
>>14972658>Equestria is full of heroes.I like this, with all the dangers in Equestria it's completely within reason to think that maybe small things are happening all over the place and there are ponies around who fix things. Zecora is pretty capable, and although she might be pretty exceptional there's probably more like her around the world.
>tfw Rose and LK gave up drawing pone for pokemon
>>14972767hey, that looks pretty good
>>14972800you know they don't owe you anything
So i read a few fanfincs. Started with My little Dashie wich could have been pretty sad but was kinda poorly executed especially after reading Simply Rarity and Yours Truly.The best I've read was probably Yours Truly which in my opinion was truly greatly written. I liked the diary style of Simply rarity as well but it was a bit too short in my opinion. Can anyone reccomend me more like this? Doesn't have to be sadfic, I happened to read these three because they were recommended and not because of their sad nature (no idea why everyone is raving so much about MLD, the idea is great but it's pretty poorly executed and you can tell the writer is not experienced).
>>14972843My Little Dashie is an overrated wish-fulfilment fic that's far too famous
>>14972767Oh my that Derpy.
>>14972843I would say Fallout Equestria since it's my favorite fan fic but it's the cool thing to hate on it so instead, I'll recommend background Pony if you're looking for feelsAnother suggestion I have is The Games We play
>>14972843I wish I could help man but the last fanfic I read and I liked was some Twirity shipping fic. It's not that long and it's not a fapfic either but again it's shipping.
>>14972843Paradise, Ponies meet /co/ are two good ones I remember.Bronies have horrible taste and love shitty fanfics, MLD and Past Sins are prime examples.
>>14972853Thx for the suggestion will check those out. Found the other three in a recommendation here on MLPG as well. Doesn't neccisarily have to be feels though (do like reading them but not always in the mood for that).
Is you is or is you ain't mah waifu
>>14972878Yeah, the main problem I had with MLD was the fact that the writer kept using silly sentences and described some situations so awkwardly that it made me want to cringe instead of feel sad, completely ruining the fic for me. It felt more like the writer had a tulpa and was obsessing about it than an actual story about gaining and losing a friend. It honestly just felt silly to read but since it was the first one I carried on with it anyway.Doesn't really matter i guess, it just baffles my why this was so highly rated.
>>14972888if I hear that fucking song one more time
>>14972902its main problem was that it was cum-addled spunk drivel written and fawned over by autists. see also: FO:E
>>14972916I've never read MLD, but I feel like I should just so I understand why some people love it and others hate it so much.
>>14972916>cum-addled spunk drivel...unf
>>14972948>why some people love itwish-fulfilment and self-insertion>others hate itwish-fulfilment and self-insertion, mediocre writing and undeserved praise
Finished that marker pon from >>14970276Orig size here http://i.imgur.com/8RuzkdQ.gif
S4E4 out yet?
>>14972948I've never read it and I understand it perfectly. It's written like shit like so many other fics but it was the first to get popular with the concept of "wish-fulfillment feels with pony in human world" and everyone got amazed that written words can be engaging enough and potentially elicit feelings if you have no taste so they find it the best thing ever without ever actually reading anything other than shitty brony fics.
>>14972972Haven't you heard? The new episode is being bushed another 2 weeks.
>>14972969Damn yo, thats solidAlthough her hoof might be a little low for booping
>>14972969Oh god that's cute
Don't know why there's no sun up in the skyStormy weatherSince my pone and I ain't together,Keeps rainin' all the time
>>14972970Man I hate Jerry sometimes
>>14972969Requesting APNG version.
>>14972982Might be, yeah.Unless it's just a tiny boop.
>>14972883well if you actually read them, let me add to thatFallot Equestria is really long and the last few chapters arent so greatSame thing with Background PonyGames We Play is a Pinkie-Dash ficI know I've read other fics but those three are the only ones that come to mind at the moment
>>14972969That is an adorable Gif.
>>14973008None of the art software I have right now support APNG. If you can me to what can do the trick, I can do it.
>>14972977RDP version of MLD is better in every way, even for feels
>>14972977>I've never read it and I understand it perfectly.This is pretty much why I've never bothered to read it, I just want to read it so that I'm not judging something I haven't even read.
So we know that Polky is going to write a Spike episode and a CMC episode.So till now we have 2 CMC episodes and a Spike episode confirmed.
>>14972969>>14972982Gonna need her booping tiny Gloomy
>>14973044Poor Spike is gonna get fucked over again
>>14973037Well to be honest the RDP verion of ever fic is better than the original.
>Pony Anthology 3 was madeSo is it as shit as the second one or did they manage to make something good?
>>14973031APNG plugin for GIMP.http://registry.gimp.org/node/24394
>>14973044do we know who's writing next episode pls be powell
i'm wondering if anyone has any recent news of krauti just want to know if he's ok, is all.
>>14973076there was a thread on /mlp/ properits apparently somewhat better than 2i havent watched it yet though
>>14973092It's one of the new writers. Ed Valentine.Isn't he the one that broke Tabitha?
>>14973100>tubby dashWhile it is cute and silly, the reason for it actually reallly sadThat's why RDP version is better than the actual version
>mfw Yearling is DD
>>14973104>It's one of the new writers. Ed Valentine.well, the last two new writers have both been pretty great, maybe this one will be good tooIm pretty hype for serious cripploo feels
I want a tubby wubby pony waifu.
>>14973077I looked up some quick online converter. Is this sufficient?Orig size: http://i.imgur.com/I72Zblo.png4x: http://i.imgur.com/3DdCuZw.png
>>14973122they ain't gonna mention it. at best it'll be implied and at worst it'll be refuted. THEREDS NOTHING YOU CAN DO
>>14973131>plays in waterfox but not in googlethanks, chrobama
>>14973122I honestly think she'll fly in the end. But I'm pretty sure we'll get a pretty sad and feely scene in it.If she flies at the end and cries of happines or has a scene with Dash I will probably die
Something something pony something something something sexual intercourse.
>>14973146i honestly hope she wont but if that happens, i wont mind so much, i essetnially just want SiP 2.0
>you will never have a voice like Satchmo and sing soulful blues to pone
>>14973146What made me think that she will fly in the episode is Dash apparently having a huge part in the episode, especially after Sleepless.If there was no Dash that yeah I would have been sure that she won't fly in the end.Also all the episode synopsises make it sound like Hurricane Fluttershy just with Scootaloo.
I should do something.
You just got home from a hard day of work/activity and you just wanted to sleep for the rest of the day. You came around this on your bed. What do you do?
>>14973175What do you have in mind?
>>14973180push her over and climb aboard
>>14973166I can still see her not flying even with Dash there. She might break down in front of Dash and it will be Dash who shows her what she's really good at, and that she doesn't have to be able to fly to live her true dream.I'm really looking forward to this episode because I have no idea which way the writers will play it. I'm not a fan of spoilers at all, but I would be especially choked if this one got out. I have high hopes but I think it has a really good opportunity to be a great episode.
>>14973180Check the expiry date on that food I just ate
>>14973191I dunno.Something productive.
>>14973214Do you have any projects to finish?
Amore mio, caro benePerchè vai lontano da me?Giurasti un amore, che mai non dovevaAvere fine per noi
>>14973199thisthis is why i dont want Scootaloo to fly, it would be a uch better moral overall and be that much sweeter
>>14973141Blame the PNG working group. The only reason Chrome doesn't support it is because it never hit mainline libpng and Chrome doesn't want to have to maintain their own fork like Firefox do.
>>14973199http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlT6owR5Ytg&hd=1what if"Fly, Scootalo, fly"
>>14973221Yeah but I don't really want to do them tonight.That's kind of the problem. I want to do stuff but I feel lethargic.
>>14973241Than do something inconsequential. Laundry, groceries, light housework, checking up on a friend you haven't spoken to in a while.You know, something small and trivial, but that will make you feel like you've accomplished something.
>>14973199What makes me doubt the not flying ending the most is all the previous episodes.Hurricane Fluttershy, Babs Seed and S&E. All of them had happy endings with no consequences. Fluttershy failed even after the montage but at the end she saved the day.Babs was a bully, shat on the CMCs but in the end they were friends.S&E Rarity lied to her friends so she can accomplish her dream but in the end she chose her friends in front of the high class Canterlot ponies not caring about what they thought.The show is going for the most obvious and classic cartoon ending so that also increases the chances of her to fly.There's also Sleepless where the point was Scootaloo building up the courage to ask Dash to be her mentor and teach her how to fly. And the ending really made me thought that one day she'll fly.I don't want her to fly perfectly but even a few seconds of flight showing she's capable would be great. But honestly I think we'll get >>14973232
>pone will never sing opera
>>14973232I don't think I would be able to hold back if that happened, that would probably the moment the show killed me.
>>14973260I might go to the grocery store later. Nothing's open yet.>tfw you buy everything to make a certain recipe but you forget one single crucial thing
>>14973193Your action woke her up and she drowsily said, "Why did you do that?">>14973197A little pomf later, you annoyed Luna but when she saw how tired you are, she wrap her hoof around you and you both slept together.>>14973213Its about a week overdue.
>>14973264i know its pretty dangerous to get your expectations to highBut what if this is the one, you know? The GOAT episode of the season. It probably wont, it could even beef it hard and be shit but just maybe...
So I started watching the Pony Anthology 3The first short is pretty good and adorable as fuck, Made me feel a bit doe a reason
>>14973280What are you missing. Sometimes you can substitute the next best thing without going across town and spending an arm and a leg.
>>14973292it's one of the few good onesor ones that aren't just recreations of already existing materials with ponies in it
>>14973289because you were in the way, go back to sleep
>>14973290It's still very up in the air. I'm just saying that her flying is the most likely outcome if we look at the past episode and what kind of cartoon FiM is.There's also Faust who when asked during S1 about Scootaloo she said that she can't fly YETAlso I don't think that what they choose has any importance if they handle it correctly. Honestly in the end I want the same thing like you. A very very feely scene at the end just like in Sleepless.
>>14973304Lemon zest. I don't have any juice either.
>>14973333OK, that's pretty simple to get later on. It's not like that one time a recipe called for Japanese parsley and we had to get normal one.Also SB?
I wonder hows the Crystal Empire is doing.
Which pony has the fartiest butt?
I noticed an ugly white pixel in middle of the marker gif I posted, so I had to fix it. You can find the new versions at http://randumbdrawfag.tumblr.com/
>>14973358Celestia, of coursethough she prefers "tootiest booty"
>>14973311She mumble that she was having a nice dream as she head to the couch.You got the bed all to your own.
>>14973403>you will never snuggle in bed as the aroma of freshly baked bread rises up from under the covers
>>14973359I didn't notice it, even when I compare it.
>>14973419That is an extremely narrow point of view. If anything, this applies to all fandom and not just this.
>>14973358farts are my fetish
>>14973423For one frame, a single pixel of her body next to the cape's knot turns white.it's there for 4/60 seconds but I'm too autistic to handle myself.
>>14973419Hoot doesn't even DYEWTSThe thing she's taking about happened in the Cranky episode tooI can't understand how and why her holier-than-thou attitude is tolerated by anyone
does anyone else have a farting fetish
>>14973419and who is this again?
>>14973448She's a big name in the PC, SJW ide of the fandom.
>>14973458That's a good enough reason to never even look in the direction of her blog
>>14973408I wait five minutes or so for her to fall asleep and carry her back to bedI take care to ensure her noodley legs are well supported so they don't dangle all over the place
would you still love your waifu even if she had a fart fetish?
>>14973443Only if there's a big bloated gut, like the farting is an indication of pressure. Farts by themselves do nothing for me, so I guess it's more of a stuffing/inflation thing.
>>14973480So do nice long throaty belches work too?
>>14973504>Babs lost her legs during the war, she escapes her troubles by lots of fucking
>>14973472this is a confusing shuffle
>>14973472You did not take on the account that your body was still weary from earlier. You didn't grab a glass of soda or coffee to keep you awake and after about five minute, you drag your self to the living room where Luna was stay. It was not long before you fell face flat on the floor and you doze off.Luna, being a night pony and all, came across your body on the hallway a few hours later. At first, she was shock and worry that you might had an accident, but she reassure herself when she check your body and found out that you are just asleep. She use a levitation spell on your body, carry it on the bedroom, and use the spell to tuck your sleepy body in the bed.She close your bedroom door and head out to work.
>>14973504I like this
>>14973474I don't really have a fart fetish, but something about my waifu farting all the time to get herself off is kinda hot I guess
>>14973521What if pony was able to climax from belching and farting to release the gurgling pressure in their inflated gut?
EA, it is way too early in the morning for this sillyness
So, is there a link to Anthology 3?
gasfags plsyou didn't even begin with WANNA FARTY, /co/?
>>14973529That would be pretty neat on pony's behalf. I might have to feed her a little more if she enjoys it so much.
Pony wants you to touch them all over
>>14973306Yeah I'm halfway trough and it's not that great. Only a few scenes I liked till now but it's much better than the second one
>>14973574I want pony to touch me all overcan we take turns
>>14973557Again, I felt that the whole thing was unnecessarily long and many of the clips could have just been taken out to separate videos.Most of the stuff is rather boring recreations of old stuff (even if that animation in the DnD bit was pretty cute looking) that I have mostly already heard before, and better.>>14973579Well, I guess the third one has that thing going for it that it didn't have a recreation of the 2001: Space Odyssey scene.
>>14973574I guess I could do that.
>>14973537Sorry, my sleep schedule is all fucked up
>>14973581Returning the favor is the least pony could do
>>14973557>1 hourWhy does it need to be so long
>>14973620I lke it that way
why am I so horny, why can't I have a nice bf to cuddle with?
>>14973644because you touch yourself at night
>>14973647you the guy in need of lemons?
>>14973660I was.I need it for a roast chicken.
>>14973677At first glance, I thought that was MT.
>>14973713Don't have an account, can't view the image.
>>14973721it's a sharkguy fucking a catgirlI would say this one is not worth the registration
>>14973557I heard there were Panty & Stocking-style credits at the end so I had to check before watchingI was very pleased
So in the end Anthology 3 is not that great. An improvement over the last one but that's not saying much.The first scene and the D&D one were great. Also the Thanks M.A. Larson ones made me laugh.and the G-Mod pony one where Pinkie switches the sofa with the Party Cannon was funny too I guess.
>>14973730I'm just saying, yoIt IS a sharkguy
>>14973744Stopped watching around 15 minutes in, but the ending really is neatly done, also the last scene with Larson
That new episode was horrible.
little stallionsbig princesses
Would pony drink lover's spit?
REACH THE UNREACHABLE TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE BOOP THE UNBOOPABLE
>>14973891>Boop the unboopable>implying there's anything that can't be booped
>>14973756im a sucker for anything related to Half Life Full Life Consequences so I liked that too
>>14973906Eh that was fun too I guess.
>>14973891Row, row, boop da pony!
>>14973911You can easily boop that, unless it's highly concentrated it's not that bad.
>>14973941okay then, 100% concentrate of hydrochloric acid
>>14973956Still boopable. Just painfull
>>14973956>not expressing concentration in molaritydo you even chemistry?
>>14973956That doesn't exist, highest is something around 38% - and even that isn't achievable under normal conditions.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z1K64iRlCOanyone remembers where is this from>?
>>14974010... did she just steal priceless ancient treasures to put them on her cupboard?
>>14974010How can I gain entry in to the Princess' museum?
>>14974043be a princessor get an invite from a princess
>>14974021but you aren't a kid. we all saw you. you were at least... 80 percent celestia-sized. maybe even 90!
>>14974043walk inthe castle isnt off limits remember
>>14974049Can I fool the guards if I glue some cardboard horn and wings on me?
>>14973076Just watched that shit.Majority was alright except for all the "the joke is explosions", "the OCs" and all those terrible fucking M.A. Larson bits. No wonder, the faggot that made some of them goes to the piss. How the hell did that even pass in? It's probably because of the guy's immense bronybux for making "best pony videos of X month".
>>14974065you'll get some funny looks, but they'll let you in as long as your disguise holds
>>14974047I want to loot ancient temples and tombs with her
>>14974074gonna taker her down to uncle touchy's naked puzzle ruin
>>14974095That place has a really weird name, sounds more like a porn studio than a tomb.But as long as there are treasures we can loot it anyway!
It's going to be Auburn/FSU, isn't itMan I am so fucking sick of the SEC
fucking hell, Rainbow Dash
>>14974100that was almost too easy. now that we're actually down here, and i have the chloroform, and the bailing wire.. i don't know, i'm starting to have second thoughts about this.
>>14974153Huh, why did you bring all those stuff?Oh no, don't tell me there's some villain in here whom we have to defeat first.
>>14974172no, go on ahead. you keep looking. i'm sure the ruin.. is down here somewhere, probably past those boxes. i just gotta.. i just gotta go get some fresh air
>>14974181ponk, those balloons have grown oldthey need to be refilled
>>14974071Why did someone cut off the rear part of that guard armor? Seriously the guard armor is like the only non dress covering in the show that actually covers the pony's ass
>>14974182Okay mate. I'll shout for you when I find something so you don't miss the great moment of discovering something valuable!
Pony burst in the room and said "Quick, give me all your half-pennies!!"
>>14974192some guards prefer the exposed-ass loadoutit gives them more mobility and better ventilation in hot summers
>>14974207some princesses do as well, i'm told
>>14974211not all of them
Where is the hot art of the aztec pones???
>>14974217I want more princess saddle bagsThey were stylish as fuck.
>>14974220Braeburned will probably do something for that.
>there will never be another Fall Weather Friends
>>14974068the dragons lair parody was the bast part
>>14974207>removing the croupiere from the bardingFor equine anatomy that would be like wearing plate armor without the cuirass. They would wear no armor at all before they did that.
>want a pacific rim toy>fucking things are impossible to find
>>14974220>wake up and scroll over my dashboard>no porn for the new episodeI mean, I wasn't specifically looking forward to anything or am disappointed about this - but it's weird because that barely ever happens.
>>14974294Obsidianlit drew a DDxRD thing but that's about it
Was the a "nice pun" face or an "I ship it" face?
>>14974343It was a Vanellope Von Schweetz face.
>>14974343It strikes me as "I'd do her"
>>14974357i second this notion
>>14974357>>14974373Her mouth is open in the middle when she's making a similar face
>>14974410That is a pretty broad category anon
>>14974439Why is the animation so fucking terrible in S4?
>>14974343"I'd hit it"
>>14974446It's how shows die anon.First, the good writers leaveThen. a major plot point (Read: mistake) occurs Next, the writing starts to declineThe animation begins to go as wellAnd so on and so on
>>14974453Compared to other animated shows airing on the hub MLP is probably the most well animated one.Season 1 had great character animation but passed that up for more fancy backgrounds.
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - SleepDubs - Vidya
>>1497447270 is evenduh
>>14974430A stallion being forcefully put into a full body latex suit,then being bound and gagged by Rarity.The latex suit looks like one of her mannequinns and he's even put on a pole just like the others. Sometimes he's forced to wear dresses while his cock get teased by Rarity's magic.The only thing he's allowed to eat is soup that has heavy drugs in it.
>>14974472>>149744760 is even, guyscome the fuck on
>used to watch every new episode multiple times>like twice over the weekend and then one or two more times during the week leading up to the next episode>did this for most of s1 and all of s2>s3 I would still usually watch each episode twice - once during the airtime stram, once after the itunes rip came out>s4>seriously cannot be bothered to watch the episodes outside the airtime stream>have watched each ep exactly once>have zero motivation to watch them again once HD rips are outI really hope this means I'll be getting off the ride soon.
>>149744720's even, dude.
>>14974486>oneIt would take me like 10 minutes to list them
>>14974478That is frighteningly specific anonI see you have put some thought into it
>>14974498it's overr8d m8
>>14974500>That seems culturally relevant to the internet communityOnly in that you'll be able to say you watched itIt's not very good
>>14974489The last airbender or the movie with the blue aliens.The movie was all special effects and was pretty dry to watch. They spent half of the time shoving in your face "LOOK AT US WE CAN ANIMATE" by having the main character walk through fluorescent flowers for about 2 hours.
>>14974509the cartoon with the chinese niggasmy wife watched it and said it was great
>>14974517The cartoon was great. Probably one of the best western animated shows you can watch if you like a good story. The movie adaptation however was laughably bad.
>>14974514I'll probably even go as far to say BETTER than doom II.
>>14974534it's nice to have you back
>>14974534Settle down and get back into your shitty ERP and fap your terribly written greentext.
>>14974483>I really hope this means I'll be getting off the ride soon.It probably does. The show hasn't gotten worse, it's just that you are burned out on pony.
>>14974500it's hugely overrated and is always said to be unconventional and groundbreaking but it really isn't.
>>14974500Don't bother, it's pretty shitty and boring.
>>14974545Which will probably result in him taking a break for a month or two and then retuning.
>>14974483With the triad of shit (Polsky, Merrywether and Meghan) around, the show will always be shit.
>>14974551>>14974553Doesn't it have like 2 or 3 movies after the anime trying to retell it correctly or something?How many times do you need to try and tell something
>>14974560Then why are you still even here?
>>14974563It has some movies, but I'm not sure how many. I never bothered to watch them.People like to pretend that NGE is super deep and that's why you have to watch it multiple times to get it, but it's actually just shit writing with not much behind it.
>>14974569Because he likes to be mad.
>>14974569clearly he is here to warn us of the evils of the triad
>>14974573That's what I figured>tfw all my weeaboo friends try to explain it to me>only makes me want to not watch it more
>>14974574>>14974578Just reminding you that if those three are still around, MLP will never be good.Only Corey and Larson can save us.
>>14974578Roseluck is a dumb horse.
>>14974578>kraut will never draw the CMC as the Order of the Triad
>>14974598No anon, she is a pretty and cowardly horse.There is a large difference.>cadance as doctor girlfriendOk that made me chuckle
>>14974598you're a dumb horse
>>14974603anyone know how he's doing?i don't necessarily want him back, i just want to know he's well and he's found peace.
>>14974598i'll fookin rek u m8
>>14974609>>14974611she's also very uglyand she smells like horsepoopI know because Lilly told me
>>14974615last I heard he hated drawing almost as much as he hated having an identity on mlpg
>>14974621You are a terrible anon, anon.
>>14974615He hates everything now. Especially after someone who apparently met him IRL said in this thread that he looks like shit and thus proved his paranoia right.
>>14974631I'm not your friend, buddy.
>>14974631it's getting to be a cold winter, how's the basement treating you?
>>14974639He's not your buddy, pal
>>14974621Lilly is only a dumb horse spreading dumb rumors.
>>14974641all the friendly spiders are coming in from the cold and making pretty webs
>>14974646I'm not your guy, friend
>>14974659I'm not your pony, autist.
>>14974652You aren't the real Sassaflash poneShe would not hang out in basements You are some kind of basement dwelling doppelganger
>>14974623>>14974630in any case, i hope he'll sort things out and find happiness in some way
>you will never cuddle up and be comfy with the pony you love on a snowy day while sharing some hot cocoa
>>14974630>tfw when the NMM shitposter won
>>14974665I'm not your faggot, cunt.
>>14974666lotsa ponies have doppelgangerswhy do you have to be such a bully about it
>>14974659That's not right!
>>14974666pony will not play by satan's rules
>>14974675I'm not your fetish, EA.
>>14974630From what I heard there was someone who pretended to be his friend just to fuck with him and he assumed and everyone acted like that. So he thinks that his hateanons were his friends in disguise and since nobody approached him about telling him otherwise he left.>>14974670He sounded completely and utterly broken. He said before that he thought about abandoning everyone and everything, changing his drawing style and then going somewhere else with a new identity and that might have happened already.
>>14974680>pretends to be a pony>likes hanging out in dank underground spacesI bet you have some nice cocoons down there tooI am on to you, changeling
>>14974692that's incredibly racist
Face it, MLPG would be better without drawfags. There would be less art, but significantly less circlejerking, attention whoring, drama, and shitposting.
>>14974692Maybe some ponies like the dark FS? What is Luna a changeling too because she likes spiders and darkness. Racist
>>14974699>FS being racistyou don't say
>>14974000That sounds like Phantasy Star.
>>14974707Luna likes the night, not basements anon
>>14974000>>14974710Actually wait I didn't let it start up fuck that, that's MOTHERFUCKING MISCHIEF MAKERS.
>>14974706>thread general>no circlejerkingchoose one
>>14974716how do you knowyou're not even a ponyneigh
>>14974716How do you know that? She liked traps. That's why they installed them in the old castle. Has she ever said she doesn't like basements? NO.Again you're just being a huge racist FS
>>14974725Changelings I tell you!
>>14974687when was thisi hope he's doing well. if you ever talk to him, tell him anon hopes he's doing well and that i wish him the best of luck
at the age of 85, you have a 50% chance to develop Alzheimer'sdrinking 3 cups of coffee a day has been shown to reduce your chance of Alzheimer's by up to 31%
>>14974734>liked trapsLuna liking traps is canon. Porn when.
new quest when
>>14974743It was more than a month ago and he hasn't been seen since. He's been gone since then.I wasn't involved in it, but he sounded as if he was angry with me and everyone else including his friends. He genuinely hates us. All efforts to contact him after that failed.
>>14974756When I'm 85 there should be a cure for it.
>>14974777Cancer dates back to 1600 BC
>>14974756Caffeine or coffee itself?
>>149747563 cups of coffee daily are going to cause a pile of other issues though
>>14974771I really hope he's doing well. I didn't know any of this shit that had been happening.I feel shitty that I let my own comparatively minor problems consume all my attention and I can't be there for people who deserve it more.
>>14974545>The show hasn't gotten worseBut that's wrong.
>>14974787Not sure. It was on a brochure at the doctor's.Probably coffee itself.
>>14974756Coffee tastes awful and has an psychoactive in it and it's known as a 'pick me up' so no.
>>14974794Compared to S3 no, and that anon was still watching episodes twice during S3.I didn't watch a single episode of s3 twice, for now I've seen all of S4 twice.
>>14974792Not if you eat, sleep, and exercise right.Caffeine's side-effects are pretty negligible after that.
>>14974802Most people don't do any of those so they're gonna have issues with that coffee
I think I’ll group Daring Don’t with with episodes like A Friend in Deed and Spike at your Service as episodes I know aren’t technically good but I still find enjoyable.
>>14974793>people who deserve it moreSo, not kraut.
>>14974807That's their problem.
>MLPG THE VILLAIN
>>14974767A quest that lead the player to belly rub a pony or its a quest with nothing BUT belly rubbing a pony?
>>14974771I'm not too proud of how I acted around him sometimes, and I had no idea he had all these things going on. He seemed indestructible, and I feel like shit for assuming he was, and for assuming he had people to fall back on.
>>14974813I really don't understand why people dislike SaYS bad.Really the only thing annoying about it was Spike being a moron at doing some tasks. Most of the episode is interaction between characters which really in that episode it's fucking great. The discussion between Rarity, AJ and Dash at Rarity's house was funny. The entire planning and pretending of the plan to make Spike save AJ's life was also hilarious. Rarity was a fucking gem there.
Twilight's magical party hat
>>14974767>tfw LK ruined quests>even for himself
>>14974854That's what would have happened. They would have turned anthro. Do you even read the lore?
>>14974836Really? He has been acting extremely fragile for almost a year. This is probably why shitposters picked on him. He's an easy target.And I actually don't think that his "friends" are entirely blameless.
>>14974835Probably the former.Where's the fun in bellyrubs if you don't decipher puzzles and fight eldritch abominations beforehand?
>>14974871>gotta solve a highly encripted tumblr puzzle oto unlock celestia bellyrubs
>>14974833>hero/villain hate sex
>>14974871>filenameSTOP RIGHT THERE, PUDGE!Your squishing days are done, come with me.
Rank the following:Regular pony.Buff pony.Fat pony.Skinny pony.
>>14974903How about you kill yourself?
What is MLPG listening to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9L2ej1kxroI'm hyped as fuck for No Man's Sky.
>>14974903100 million/10-5000/10-avogadro's number/101/10
>>14974922How about a kiss?
>>14974871>>14974883did he ever say if he was going to go through with the quest though?questing for belly rubs does sound nice
>>14974931Whatever's on in the background of saltybet right now.Which happens to be: http://youtu.be/hpLYpxDOv7I