Personhorse edition!Post your favorite personhorses, and we'll judge how shit your tastes are!old pony>>14901047
All of them are shit.
>>14906263>GlancojusticarOP, I like the cut of your jib
DASH THREAD!DASH THREAD!WHAT WE GONNA DO?
Fluttershy makes a good personhorse.
>Anon in Equestriahttp://oglaf.com/vorpalblade/
>>14906301NO ANON THAT IS BAD!
>>14906295Cum inside her.
>>14906318Not for my penis!
How come you guys spoiler porn, but not leeks?
>>14906306I don't understand.
>>14906263You put fuck-all effort into this, I see. Didn't even bother thinking of a show-related topic.
>>14906302She really does.I need to learn how to draw so that I can draw FS in the cute oufits form the dressing game.
Good morning, Europe.
>tfw I still haven't watched Castle-ManiaShould I just say fuck it and skip it?
>>14906334Not every MLPG topic needs to be show related.And hell, most people don't even care about the OP past a few posts.
>>14906334And you posted a terrible unrelated animoo/mongo character.Kiss and make up, you're both awful.
>>14906366Yeah, it's not that good.You should read the comics. So much better.
>>14906359there's nothing good about it
>>14906367ah but it can also be tripfag related too huh?
>>14906366No.It's pretty good.
>>14906388Is there a typhoon or something?
>>14906389But this thread isn't tripfag related.
>>14906302As long as the artist keeps her gentle and demureAND NOT GIVE HER MONSTER TITS
>>14906327Ponies cum quicker than humans.
I bet Rarity has a huge vagOOhorse.
>you will never date someone with wings
>>14906414Oh, I see now. That's good I guess.
>>14906404AH but it's only a matter of time. Since you know, mlpg is a circlejerk
>>14906412Monster tits are the only thing that make FS any decent.
>>14906437Which pony would love to be ravaged and be forced to cum again and again?
Pony wants to tell you a joke she heard
>>14906412I agree, no planetoid tits is a plus.
I dislike the concept of personhose
>>14906302Does she? I don't know....>>14906339Link to the game? I only ever see that outfit. It is really cute, though.
>>14906399>or somethinga fucking meter of snow overnightand i'm sickBut now i have pony so it should all be good
>>14906454GO ON PONY
RULES OF NATURE
>>14906452...I'm sure all of them at one point or another.
>>14906302She makes for a good centaur too. I just don't have the images
>>14906488HUMAN SLUT IN EQUESTRIA
Fluttershy Exhibitionism /ss/
>>14906487Kinda looks like she's trying to eat RD
>>14906489Fluttertaur is the only centaur I actually like.
>>14906466http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends&id=7118http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dress-up-games.html?magical-friends-2&id=7401I really should build up my pics again.
>>14906486OkayHow many stupid humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>>14906501unf unf unf vore unf
>>14906518I find it amazing that no one has yet to do a good EG Celestia or Luna.
>>14906368>implying Applejack is ever unrelated, no matter how she looks.
>watch EG>realize Luna has the biggest bust and ass I always imagine luna personhorse as a b cup, small butt
>>14906514I DON'T KNOW PONY
>>14906541There's nothing applejack about it.
9/10 would have a delightful tea party with
>>14906535That's because EQG is a fucking black mark that everyone hates.
>>14906567>everyone hatesNo not really.
>>14906514Pony I don't think I'm going to like this joke.
>>14906556she forgot the punchline
>>14906548her eyes are also nonstandardwhich makes her look really strange
>waifu wants to be the man tonightWhat do
>>14906567I actually like EQG over regular ponies. I find the move to be ahead of its time.
>>14906594also be the man
>>14906580Let me rephrase thatEQG is a fucking black mark that everyone SHOULD hate.
>>14906531Luna at least gobble Pip in the right place.
>>14906557Blonde, green eyes, hair tie... Seems pretty Applejack to me.
>>14906596eww, disgusting. They can't draw persons or horses well and their blending of the two offends me.Better alternative:http://derpibooru.org/455689?scope=scpe6956465f8910732907b8da637d739b20ba2f25e2
there are peoplein this threadright nowthat don't own a gun
>>14906671>FS into light bondageYeah I could see that
>>14906596that is completely revolting
>>14906622What are you going to do with those links?
Thanks for coming guysNow back to ponies
>>14906691those peopleare known assane people
>>14906695gavalanche never finished the shota story
>>14906693Yeah but I see her more as a dominatrix
>>14906707pone should be hogtied more often.
>>14906691Fucking hell /k/I'll get one when I get one, Jew york state laws suck on that front so I'll have to move
>>14906724More like a masochist
>>14906705Wouldn't you like to know~
>>14906695There better be a clopfic of these two
>>14906691Too much money. What would I even do with one? It's a luxury toy I can do without.
>>14906567I don't hate it.
>>14906691I don't have a stable enough income to provide for food, heat, AND a $250 purchase for a solid handgun/shotgun.You insensitive fuck.
>>14906749No. The story never finished
>>14906733lyra is looking far too happy with that gun
>>14906671see edited version here: >>14906681
yo where da leak at
>>14906691Elitist jew. I don't want to buy your jew guns
>>14906765Guns are fun man
>>14906786Guns are for losers
>>14906752damn killryde got me again. Him and his damn porn. Every time.
>>14906752>that facewhat the fuck man spoiler that shit
>>14906746goat plsstop being best drawfag
>>14906770I think its coming from the roof thanks to pony's last incident
>>14906798>>14906752I really don't see what people like about his stuff. It looks so ugly to me.
>>14906816These were fun
>>14906795I don't need to win, I have a gun!
>>14906794>Featherweight's silhouette in the backNice subtle touch. I'll bet that ninja fucker has been in all sorts of age-restricted places.
i need to pissbut i don't want to get up to the toiletwhat the huck do i do
>>14906840Would you let twilight RP Teacher/Scientist on you being an expirement?
>>14906846Guns are for pussies and furries.Fact.
>>14906840God knows we need more art of them
>>14906861Piss in a jug
>>14906816anon plsDidn't your mother ever tell you not to lie to people?
>>14906872Fluttershy is for manbabbies and pushoversFact
>>14906880i don't have a jugand if i get one i will have to get updefeating the pointalsofor some reasoni can't really piss when i'm not standingi have tried
>>14906834His style isn't all that great for most porn. Before milky way sucked him into making porn he just did cute stuff and was awesome at that. Now he's mostly about the porn but he produces a shit ton all the time and the occasional sfw he makes still pop up.I got a lot of criticism for his style though. That one equestria girls anthro thing he did was alright despite it, but aside from his earlier milky way stuff I'm not a fan of a lot of his stuff. His style just doesn't work for a lot of things.
>>14906906She's not even my favorite pony, nerd.
i hate humanspost ponies
>>14906886>Trixie will never grow 8 times her size and use your entire body as her human dildo
Who can I commission to do this >>14906223
>>14906878I would destroy that ass, she would not be walking straight for a week.
>>14906916Angel is 2pimp.
>>14906921I can do that!
>>14906885It's no lie if it's true.
>>14906859>gets out of school>just goes straight to the strip club>then a quick R rated movie>then a trip to the spa>he doesn't even try to hide very well>it's just no one notices
>>14906935Probably FacelessJr, but he takes a pretty penny for fetishsmut like that.
>>14906955oh god rarity are you ok
>>14906921Last time windows updated my computer gave me two options>restart>postponeI hit the second and came here.
>>14906955Rarity has a fucking huge forehead there.Also I hate that line transitioning from light to dark and vice-versa for what seems like no rhyme or reason.
>>14906960>filenameI'm reminded of an old COPS parody fic that was actually really good. Don't know if a sequel was ever made.
>>14906988I really wish I could draw as expressively as Roseor paint like Holivi/Mewball
>>14906977She guest starred in Code Lyoko for an episode.
Which humanpone or pone would make the best cuddle buddy
http://kouotsu.tumblr.com/post/52686927352/edit-wow-i-got-so-much-interest-so-quickly-im>find out of the pricing is too lowya think?these are damn good. this person would make some damn good ponycrossing modelshow do i ask when her commissions open again, i dont know how to tumblr
>>14907013All of them
>>14906977>>14906990You guys sure are choosy.How about these ponies?
>>14907013The pone you love.
No pony can pony two ponies to pony.
I should not be having this much fun playing dress up.
>>14907076but dash instead
>>14907094>"The other hat's for yoooouu~!"
>>14907094The blue stripes make me think of russian paratroopershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw
>>14907094>there will never be a CMC or a Princess version
damn it nonymous
has it leaked yet
>>14907162No pony got diapers with leak guards this week
>>14907162If we get another leak I'm going to take a shit on all my pony merch and upload the video here.
>>14907134I knew what that was before even fucking seeing the link
>>14907162I'll never tell
which pony is the biggest nerd
asked this last night but here it is againwhat would mlpg like for a christmas gift of ponycrossing alpha>fully functioning weather and sun cycle based on month and time of day>a coupe ponies wandering around you can talk to (they'll have very limited dialog)>basic room decorating with inside/outside transitioning >something else (be specific)
>>14907185How would pony even use an mp3 with hooves?
>>14907222>not posting the finished version
>>14907222Rainbow Dash.It's canon.
>>14907233Ponies walking around would be nice
>>14907251She is a self admitted egghead after all
>>14907185I like music pone. I bet she would like Chillwave.
so, if people still want me to i'm going to stream pulp fictionjust give me a moment to set up and then i'll post the link okay?
There are faster colors than blue
>>14907256no they wont kiss you
>>14907274Um, excuse you, but she is listening to REAL music like Led Zeppelin.
>>14907192I still don't understand the lyricsI don't think I ever want to
>>14907283Pink confirmed faster
>>14907233Last night I asked for fully functioning weather. Mostly because it would be some nice polish.But maybe it's too early for that shit.How about instead I ask you what you think is the hardest for you to finish with the current state of the pony crossing code?
>>14907283Red doesn't count ya grot
>>14907274back the fuck off?I like music pone as well>>14907288>music I don't like isn't musicAnon come on
>>14907233>just like think pony
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD HUMANIZED FAPFICSFUCK
>>14907281the fuck is that?can it export actual models?>>14907299i started from a blank slate in unity3d and ive been slowly collecting packaged and add-ons, like a really nice fully featured AI package with navmeshes and stuff.i dont think any of those would be more difficult than the other, frankly
>>14907274Pony is into dadrock
>>14907287Then what the hell is point of ponies walking around with limited dialogue if I can't be macking on 'em?
>>14907314YOU STILL HAVE SEVEN DAYS OF NO FAP LEFTGET OUDDA HERE
>>14907288Is vapoware real music? Would she like that.
>>14907314there are nonejust shitty greentext by the likes of aa and hiro
>>14907299>>14907233What if fully functioning weatherand alternative NPC costumes/accessories for, say, inclement weather or the like>be walking around in Pony town>it starts to snow>NPCs that leave the house while it's snowing are wearing coats and scarveshnnng
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming pulp fiction, we're going to start in a few minutes
>>14907321It's a thing hoppip made for ponykart before he died
>>14907274>>14907288I think Andy Price said his favorite headcanon was that she was secretly a huge fan of dad rock?Not that the headcanon of the comic book artist is better than yours.
>>14907351that's more complicated (possibly much more complicated, if i think about it, spawning entities and uses more models i dont have)the weather would just be the weather, and you walking around in it
>>14907351Hnng.Well, it's settled: clearly pony AI affects the weather. You need to do the weather first.
>>14907368None yet, thank god.
Jack and Daxter with Twilight and Spike as the main characters
>>14907356>>14907322Pony can like more than one genre>>14907307Let's share
>>14907368>I just want some art of sleepyhead being violently woken up by her when leek pony breaks in to announce a leak. Bonus points if Marker and Gloomy excitedly jump around too and just make it worse for Sleepy.
>>14907383their characters dont fit, at all
>>14907396Never, this pone is mine. I licked her first
>>14907405You got somethin' to say, pony?
>>14907380I can just imagine Fluttershutter getting all squeaky when you hug her.
>>14907383>Oh, my head!>I doubt that's one of YOUR vital organs. Walk it off, tough guy!
>>14907383I like that Spike.
>>14907428I want you to go
>>14907383I like this picture
>>14907416Oh yeah well, I let her listen to my favorite albums we're practically married.
>>14907430But there are other squeaky pones.
http://derpy.me/agathoidstarting the stream of pulp fiction
>>14907481>she doesn't squeak anymore because she's grown up
>>14907481There are, but Fluttershy is the squeakiest.
WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAAWWX?
>>14906509>some of the clothes aren't layered right
Bonbon just licked your naked butt and claimed Lyra did it.
>>14907480Yeah wellI actually enjoy her favorite albums and I got her the special edition versions of all of them
>>14907488Don't remind me.
I want to blast a week's worth of saved up load down Vinyl Scratch's throat
>>14907157some guy took credit for iti dont even
>>14907465O-ohand why's that pony?
>>14907521>saving up a load for a week
>>14907337I DON'T CARELINK THEM
Pony can't keep her legs closed
>>14907504wait a minuteis that that picture of beezlebub or whatever
>>14907396Vinyl Scratch likes everything except country and rap.
>>14907535I can go longer than that easily, don't get the urge much at all anymore. I'd go for a month for Vinyl.
>>14907504ohohohoI love it.
>>14907504that's giggle worthy
>>14906581long legs are the best
>>14907504Just look at Rarity, she wants it.
>>14907531You've been a very bad man.
>>14907556antivirus says this is a virus
>>14907610Be honestIf you were Rarity you would want it too
Am I a faggot for liking this derpy?
>>14907610You don't expect her to deny her nature, do you?
>>14907514Oh yeah? Well, I got her tickets to all of her favorite band's shows.
>>14907615Then i'm afraid your anti virus is pretty terrible.
>>14907552I bet she would like Hip-hop
>>14907625YEAH? WELLI got her backstage passes
>>14907657sandwiches look cute in pony mouth
>>14907623WHERE IS HER NOSE?
>>14907653Nope. But she does like dub and reggae.
>>14907677Why doesn't she like hip-hop?>>14907657That's nothing I got her favorite singer to sign all of her albums
>>14907614You ain't got nuthin' on me, pony
>darf will never do a sequel to his vinyl fic
oh god fat horsesoh god fat personhorsesi want to stuff them all
>>14907653Someone link the video.
>>14907716I wish there was more force feeding in this fandom.I wish that fanon never died.
>>14907716Pony is not fatPony is very active.
>>14907716LK plsdraw it instead
>>14907693I paid for the artists to make songs for her
>Dash's jiggling hair
>>14907736>Out of toothpaste?>Suck some out of pony's horn!
>>14907758Must be a new hair gel she's using.
>>14906594I love femdom but I can't stand anything going up my ass, absolutely hate it. Getting a suppository a few times in the hospital turned me off it. Was recovering from getting a bar placed in my chest and they had me on a morphine drip supplemented with oxycontin and soma. What I didn't know at the time is that painkillers cause constipation as a side effect. The nurse did it with no warning whatsoever, she just jammed it right up there, like when they fake you out with the 1, 2, 3, and they actually jam the needle in on 2.
>>14907767I don't get it
>>14907736There was a writer in the fat pone thread that had Bon Bon feed some of the mane six in turn, eventually getting Pinkie to immobilityI unfed way harder than I should have
>>14907790I guess he's upset that a writer is following the comic artist with what can be considered "terrible headcanon" by some
>>14907747I convinced the artist to let her preform a set with them
>>14907815"Some" people are fucking faggots.
Painting is really fun, but it's not something I can do very cleanly (yet). I probably shouldn't be doing it on requests, sorry.
>>14907829I convinced the artists to let her join their band
>>14906412I like waifish Fluttershy a whole lotI don't mind thick, busty fertility goddess Fluttershy eitherBut stick thin with huge G cup breasts is just dumb
>>14907693>>14907747>>14907829>>14907873My dad is the president of Nintendo.
Pony wants you to cold brand her at climax.
>>14907872hey gildawhy the long face
>>14906448That is incorrect.It's eyeshadow
>>14907750You jerk.I meant this one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnqqM-_0-38
>>14907904is that that girl who died in her sleep
>>14907829I dont get her facial expression, I seem to remember one Vinyl pic that had her with a bloody nose and a "...You little bitch you just did that" storm is about to come kind of expression, With this...I dont even.
I just want the ponies to stop being sluts.
>>14907926I AM THE GREATEST
>>14907873Well I got >>14907888's dad to let her compose the soundtrack for their new games.
>>14907937You have to marry one to stop that pony.
>>14907919Yes, now save all of the videos while they're still there.
>>14907934Sh is euphoric
>>14907899sorryher tiny beak in the show looks dumb - I guess I didn't do much better, though.Got a lot to learn about catbirds.
best s2 episode comedy: ____
>>14907942ManI just love this ponyI dont care if she doesnt have a canon personalityfine we can share
>>14907942>wanting Nintendo's sound team>not Sega'sYou fucked up.
>>14907946IS THAT PACMAN?
>>14907904My video was better.
>>14907950Is she the one who did the ponies with shark teeth? I liked those.
>>14907977This one's best.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRTwu9LPbqg
I am going to go back in time and assassinate every single person who will waifu my waifu.
>>14907968Griffons have small marshmallow beaks because they do most of their eating with their teeth
>>14907992I unironically enjoyed this and thought it was really cute
>>14908002which one? 1 2 or 3? are you playing 4
>"Want to go with me to mosque this Friday?"
>>14907971Okay, but we need to decide how we're going to do this. First we listen to an album of her choice. Then an album of mine. And then yours. And then we can go get ice cream or pizza.
>>14908016booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere
Arguing poniesorPony who get along?
>>14908028What do Muslim women get when they martyr themselves, the 72 virgins, or do they get something else? It's open to interpretation, some say it's actually "72 raisins".>http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins#Virgins_or_Raisins.3F
>>14908040Why not both ice cream and pizza?
odds - ponyhorse clothesevens - personhorse clothes
>>14908054>you will never have 72 raisins
>PersonhorsesIt's like you want me to hate you
>>14908106>>14908108the dice gods have spoken, sorry
>>14908057Filly Rarity probably tried to braid AJ's mane on more than one occasion.She even tried to give her a makeover once when she slept overAJ doesn't like to sleepover anymore
>>14908082>read the link as wiki SLAM
>>14908097One raisin is good enough for me.
Pizza or not to pizza?
>>14908096Amazon Princess stretching personhorse clothes
>>14908144What a giraffe
>>14908141Come and salaamAnd welcome to Islam
>>14908147I-I can try.Which princess?
>>14908054Cadence has a petite butt
>>14908096Did you do that silverspoon pic yet or did I miss it?
this little filly has a crush on you
>>14908145pizza of course, pony loves pizza.
>>14908177roll a d4
So this happened.
>>14908177ALL OF THEMON TOP OF EACHOTHER
>>14908158I'm not a role model and these guys aren't really role models -Rainbow Dash
>>14908057ponies bickering at each other secure in the knowledge that they are good friends who can joke about each other without getting mad
>>14908192she's the ugliest of all the fillies and Rarity is a shit pony, worst one in the entire show
>>14908192That little filly needs to learn to keep her legs shut until she's older.
>>14908192Fuck off, filly.
>>14908205Hey guys, Nathan here. Just wanted to drop in and mention that I just got responded to by none other than Tara Strong! Jealeous?
>>14908192I'd play along so I don't hurt her feelings>She brings you candy everyday>Leaves poorly written love letters in your mailbox>Brags to all the other school fillies that she has a special somepony>"He even held my hoof in public. We're practically married now"
>>14908186Sorry, which silver spoon pic?>>14908197RNG says Celestia.aw yiss
>>14908234Fuck off, anon.
>>14908205I don't get it
>>14908234She's like the worst VA on the show, though.
>>14908241>held her hoof>in publicI don't know what you were trying to provebut yeah you're going to pony jail
>>14908247It's okay to be jealous, she doesn't respond to just anyone you know.
>>14908249Tara retweeted Nathan and now he's going to use that to further boost his "importance"
>>14908249One attention whore received attention from another attention whore.Clearly they are now best friends. Isn't that how Twitter works?
>>14908234No. Not really.
>>14908246teen silver spoon and rumble cutesy stuff, pony or person your pick
>>14908232Not bait at all, Rarity is legitimately one of the worst, if not the worst. She's materialistic, vain, selfish, self-centered, melodramatic, and displays constant attention-seeking behavior. She consistently displays the most shallow behavior of all of the mane six. Her character is a gag, the showy one, the pretty one, she has no further character development beyond occasional use as the show's dancing bear.
>>14908241Little filly should be in an arranged marriage.
pony is on fire
>Still shitting on Nathan>The guy hasn't even showed his face in these threads in months.Did he even come back after S4 premiered? I honestly can't remember the last time I saw him shitting things up.
>>14907726>You will never see Dash look up at your towering horsecock nearly the length of her with intimidation and fear on your wedding night.
>>14908282No, I take that back, Pinkie Pie is the worst, but Rarity comes in close second.
>>14908282Isn't it past your bedtime Quest?
>>14908257Sh-She made me do it. She just grabbed my hand and wouldn't let go. Honest, officer.
>>14908329Now someone is going to call you Nathan
>>14908329He was in for some of the post-premiere I thinkBut I don't really remember him much after he said that Equestria Girls was legitimately good without any plot holes.
>>14908281No sorry, that kinda slipped through the cracks, embarassingly enough. I've got a lot of on-campus downtime tomorrow, so I'll sketch something out on paper and refine it tomorrow evening. Is that alright?
>>14908267>>14908271That's it?I thought it was news or something, why even post it here?
>>14908299little filly is betrothed to you
>>14908350Deep down I think we all have a little Nathan in us.>>14908351I remember him saying it was on the same level as some of the weaker two parters.>>14908361Because people like to shit on Nathan and pretend he is the worst person in this thread.
>>14908329He still shitposts here anonymously, yeah
>>14908361>why even post it here?Because it's Nathan, that's how he works
>>14908390He's here right now >>14908380
>>14908349Oh, oh god. I-I'm so sorry for you, I shouldn't have assumed. Ahem. We'll have her in the station in 15 minutes, tops. I've got people heading to her location now. So, I take it you'll be pressing charges? I'll have you know she'll be punished for this to the fullest extent of the law.
>>14908390How can you tell it's him if it's anonymous?It isn't exactly hard to act like a complete tool.
>>14908380steam chat please goyou guys are probably the only people that glorify him
>>14908390>[person] still shitposts here anonymouslyThat's just as good as saying "I know he's here I can feel him".
>>14908400That could be him. Maybe even probably him.Can't be sure, though.Not like other times when it's so obviously him.
>>14908380>A little Nathan in all of usDoes anyone still have that 20% Nathan shirt picture?
>>14908400>Implying I'm himHateanons are just as bad as the shitposters they hate if not worse.
>>14907094so much hnngg
>>14908299>She has Rarity make her a little wedding dress>She and the other CMC and a bunch of school ponies show up at your door for the wedding
>>14908366I would love little filly like she was my daughter and provide all the resources she would need to succeed while growing up and wouldn't for sexual her unless she initiated it
>>14908380>I think we all have a little Nathan in us.good joke
>>14908406Nah, it's more than just acting like a tool. 90% of mlpg are tools.Nathan has a very obscure, obsessive, and specific fascination with certian facets of the early mlpg days, and when he mentions those it's pretty much a giveaway.
Pony says that the future scares her and she wonders if anyone will truly love her.
>>14908412>I know that smell>that smelly smell that smells...smelly
>>14908455Pony did you eat my lunch?
>>14908356that is alright
Does someone have a download link to Poni parade, or whatever that big porn book was called?
>>14908470The high res, if you have it.
>>14908439Does no one find that creepy? Is Rarity okay with this make believe wedding?
>>14908480SureIt's that I saw it in Sadpanda but I completely forgot to download it, and now it's been removed.
The pony misses. You hit the pony. The pony neighs. You hit the pony. You have killed the pony.
>>14908491She thinks it's cute that her little sister has a crush on you and how nice you're being to her. She knows you're nice and would never do anything to hurt her sister or anything inappropriate.
>>14908500Well why would I do that?Was it self defense?were we RPing
>>14908491>Fluttershy didnt tell anyone she's a licensed minister
>>14908452I don't understand why the people in this thread always attract more attention than the show itself. Things will be fine for a while then somebody drops a name and half the thread chases after it.Can we talk about something else? These recent episodes have given us a lot to think about, how about some worldbuilding? Yeah, worldbuilding. Worldbuilding is fun, right guys? Let's worldbuild.The old castle in the Everfree has so many secret passages and booby traps because Celestia had them installed as a sort of personal playground for her sister when she was little.
>>14908532There should be more art of Sweetie Belle and her parents.
Your pony is growing a thicker coat for the winter
>Sweetie crushing on AnonTime for my does against heart attacks.
>>14908532Why does Sweetie have Ampharos arms?
>>14908541thats what they said in the episodehow is that worldbuilding nathan
>>14908548There should be more art of their parents in general
>>14908574fluffy lyra when
>>14908550Aw, she's all shaggy and stuff.
>>14908532She obviously doesn't know me well
>>14908574Draw Lyra inspecting anon's body and asking him when his winter coat comes in and making him generally uncomfortable.
>>14908578>that mouthjesus christ
>>14908500RESTINPEACEAnon21 AuKilled by himself2013Goodbye Anon the Wizard...
>>14908538>>14908439>How about e consummate this marriage anon?~
>>14908584>the only pone that mew draws is lyrakek
>>14908605NOT TRUEhe also draws bonbon
>>14908584maybe after i finish this final projectif i finish and im not exhausted anyway
>>14908559We need more of this.
>>14908618so he has an NTR fetish?
>>14908586Don't you like her shaggy?
>>14908603Why you always gotta take it down this path, anon?
>>14908637"Aw" as in cute.
Why does Rarity always throw a huge fit when she wears a fedora, trench coat and flame decal shirts?Because she would never behave in such a fashion!
>>14908643>>14908661Look, now you've hurt her feelings.She's going to cry in the bathroom and masturbated furiously in class tomorrow.
>>14908675Anon, pls. I don't want to fuck Sweetie and I'm sure she doesn't know what sex is. You're going to get me in trouble with Rarity.
>>14908271Why ya gotta be so mean about Tarra?
>>14908717Can't I just give you a hug?
>>14908726these pictures just kill me, man
>>14908717>Sweetie will never angrily stamp herself forward and take out your shins
Would Sweetie Belle mind it if I called her my marshmallow princess?
>>14908572No, you see Anon that was clearly an exaggeration of how Nathan would act. You shouldn't fall for red herrings like that.
How was Fluttershy able to befriend the cing oh khaos?She struck a-cord!
So, tonights episode of southpark had horse dick
>>14908578This is the worst case of animu I have ever seenWe're going to have to operate
Any of you artsy folks taking requests?I want to see Jasmine Dubois being inducted into the Cutie Mark Crusaders as their first human member.
all ponies are the same
>>14908852no goats here, sorry
>>14908856And now I want Boondocks Ponies.
>>14908863Except I'm married to this one
>>14908842I liked the one with aged up scoot and her dash pillow
>>14908842>implying that's not Fluttershy disguised at Dash hugging her Dash pillow
>>14908842why is she a satyr
>>14908880you can't be married to a cartoon you silly sausage
>>14908933i DARING do
>>14908933God damn it Dash, I'm here to marry TwilightThat's so impolite, get out of her way
>>14908880I am truly sorry for your lots.
>>14908903it's probably legal in some state you wacky wiener
>>14908933Am I a pretty mare if I'm getting married to dash in this case?
>>14908945Twilight already left with me. We're on our honeymoon.
>>14908933>I will never get to make that blue pegasus the happiest mare in equiestriawhats even the point in living?
I can't believe I never bothered listening to this before. It's really nice.
>>14908946>shitting on Flutterfags>while being an Applefag
>>14908972I dont see the problem
>>14908965woops! wrong board
>>14908963staying alive til advancement in genetics tech?or that 3D shit japan is working on.
Twilight asks you to help her learn how to play Magic the Gathering.What do?
>>14908991Get the fuck out of my apartment
Guys I'm going out for pony, any of you want anything?
>>14908972But Applejack's the best pony! Why should I be ashamed of that?
>>14908991politely inform her I don't know how to play, but would love to learn with her.
>>14908991Also, she doesn't own any cards.
>>14908991direct her to my fa/tg/uy pals
>>14908980Fuck you bitch, I do what I want
>>14908991nigga we Yugioh in here.
>>14909005She would be nothing without her hat
>>14908998get me an order of hay fries in a feedbag to go
>>14908991I want to corrupt an innocent pony and goad her into trying oxy because it's OK because it's just a prescription drug
>>14909024I beg to differ.
>>14908991>>14909012Buy her a basic deck and another for myself, let her play a few games to get comfortable with it before pulling out a deck with Tinker and Blightsteel Colossus to smash her dreams.
>>14909036You call that begging?
>>14908991I'll try to teach her, but I only own a handful of cards that don't actually make decksWe could proxy some up I guessDo they sell starter decks in Equestria?
>>14909022>Yugioh>Not glorious UNO master race
>>14908965It's a great album. Have you listened to their new album yet?
>>14909036Why did you post a picture of a sky?
>>14909051No, I call that plain old "being right".
>TFW want to read but can't pull myself away from MLPGgod Twilight would be so disappointed in me
>>14909070No, that's the sound a cat makes
>>14909081God I want to see them in bathing suits like that on the show
>>14909079Twilight would just pull you into the library and have you read with her.
>>14909027I want to touch it.
>>14909074Oh god this fucking picture I would so hard.
you have 10 seconds to give a good reason why you don't want an episode leak
>>14909098no your penis does
>>14909115Because it's more fun not knowing ahead of time.
>>14909115Only 23 left before we're back in sucksville.
>>14909115Because it's easier to get everyone in a stream to watch it if everyone knows when it's going to be out.I like watching the streams with you guys.
>>14909125you look at that purple ponewhy did she grow wingsi used to love her
>>14909125Just a little application of the ol' want-it-need-it spell on the book
>>14909042>tinker into blightsteel>not sunny side up or storm>then spending 10 minutes walking through every step in detail while she sits in rapt attentionShe'd fucking love that stuff
>>14909139She grew wings, then grew taller, then grew stronger back and shoulder muscles as a result of using those wings.
>>14909115Because I'm getting too old to pone. on weekdays.
>>14909159Look how pretty that horse is
>>14909142Eggs is a terrible deck and people who play it are terrible.
>>14909139I think she's still cute.
>>14909142Tinker into Blightsteel is good if you just want to make her mad.Proper combos are good if you want to get her interested in the game for good. I got a buddy with a pair of enchantments that when combined with Cave Harpies lets him deal infinite ammounts of damage. One enchantment allows any player to play creatures of 3/3 or below to the field as if they were an instant and the other allows creatures to deal damage directly to players or creatures as soon as they enter the battle field. I believe Cave Harpies special ability lets you bounce it back to your hand. Boom, instant infinite damage.
Pony secretly has a hyper penis.
>>14909042>not a full Proliferate deck with Magistrate's Scepters
>>14909182She never stopped.
>>14909199Wait I'm confusedPony wears the saddle?
>>14909198>Not a deck loaded with as many Slivers as you can get your hands on.
>>14909190What about a deck built around artifact affinity.
>>14909192You openly have a hyper penis.
>>14909172Can we be flitter for a sec?I don't have many solo pictures of her.
>>14909172>Mabelnew grabbity balls when?
>>14909182You're 100% correct
>>14909205She's like a can of pringles
>>14909205This is one of those gifs I want to travel back in time with.
>>14909139>abandoning your favorite pony because she grew wingswhat's wrong with you you superficial twat, she's not good enough for you or somethin
>>14909213I don't play since Affinity was a thingI miss my elemental robot chickens
>>14909213Slivers aren't quite as fun as Myrs
>>14909237Once you pop, the fun don't stop?
>>14909205>That smile just as she dives into the booksI love my purple
>>14909190All I play anymore is EDH and we houserule ban infinite combos.
>>14909223Yes, we can be prettiest winged horse.
>MTG discussion>tfw Hasbro killed off Cockatrice
>>14909190If you just want to make people mad go full stasis+chronotog lockSkip all your turns, they slowly draw themselves out, 1 card at a time and there's nothing they can do about it.Stax is incredibly frustrating too, and less likely to make them just forfeit.Flash+hulk is a two card turn one win, too.
>>14909266What do you do in situations where they come up, then?Just interrupt the combo somehow?
>>14909159>>14909172I can't enjoy these ponies because of how ugly their voices are
>Twilight becoming an alicorn is a metaphor for entering adulthood.
>>14909192Hold on let me activate my filters. Ok we are good. Go ahead and spam SB
Not pony:Where's that gif of Quill loving on some guy while he cums? I can't find it.
>tfw I just got into magic and all I have is a deck straight out of the box and a Tinker/Blightsteel deck a friend let me borrow for shits and giggles.It is literally nothing but counterspells, land, artifact land, Memnites and Tinker/Blightsteel Progenitus (which can be played to the field by casting Fold Into Aether). Somehow winning with it isn't as satisfying as losing a well fought game with my Azorius Authority deck.
>>14909303My dick is a metaphor
>>14909301Not him, but I would slap their shit and call the game off. If it's a house rule then they should know it.
>>14909213>not Relentless Rats + thrumming stone
>>14909266>EDHI hate how popular that is at my college. It's hard to find a good sixty card game when half the people only bring EDH decks.
>>14909302But she is so pretty.
You're gonna carry that weight
>>14909266>>14909345EDH a shitTwo-headed Giant 4 lyfe
>>14909345EDH is pretty fun, but I don't like how split the powerlevels generally areYou usually end up with a couple guys who have high-tier decks and either get focused out of the game early or run away with everything.A 4 hour long, well balanced 5 player EDH game with lots of politicking is fun as hell though.
>>14909302I can't enjoy you.
>>14909115I actually would be indifferent to it, since I won't be here either friday or saturday
>>14909301We tell them to go fuck themselves and take that shit out of their deck if they want to be in the next game.>>14909345Dude it's the fucking best. I've been playing since Invasion and I have all these old cards I'd otherwise never get to use.I made a colorless deck just for the fuck of it and it's actually pretty good.
>>14909305That is a pretty stiff hateboner you have going there.
poni parade was kinda disappointing since I onlt fap to my waifu
>>14909284Flitter got a nice butt.
>>14909429It was bound to be kinda shit but a certain class of people will always throw away their money on stuff like that.
>>14909429That thing isn't my waifu
>>14909434Which oneHow hard?
>>14909429It was garbage.
hot damn this is messyThat's what comes of me not knowing what I'm doing.spoilered for not pony
http://derpibooru.org/489767>the spurting version comes before the version with balls
My pony could kick your pony's ass
>>14909490she should have a crown that snapped open too for good measure
>>14909510Take your best shot.
>>14909451wow, someone saved my waifu wallI... I just don't know how to feel
>>14909510But this is my pony. Not so tough now, are you?
Pony wants to watch a musical with you.
>>14909543I'm surprised she doesn't tip over carrying all that fat
>>14909545Everyone in my family used to make fun of me because I liked musicals.I'm in no mood pony.
>>14909527It's a show that revels in its' revolting nature
>>14909527>watching South Park
>>14909586yeah, that's nice, just needs a broken piece stuck in her hair
>>14909537Steroids making stunted balls that creates a stunted sperm that makes a stunted foal.I honestly never would have made the connection on my own
Are Tumblr askboxes broken for anyone else?
>>14909611>implying Featherweight won't hit puberty and turn into a beefcake overnight
I wish I was a mare so I could know what it feels like to have your vagina stimulated by a horse cock
>>14909607I always figured the crowns just sat on top of the head, not around it. So the bigger she got, the more it'd just look like a silly little toy resting atop her head. Your way's cool too, though.
>>14909648it will never happen
>>14909658I really like it goatkeep up the good work
>>14909658Goat you are doing the Lord's work.
>>14909490cutenot really a fan of the situation because that figure is pretty much perfect already
>>14909611Reused pose but otherwise also cute.
>>14909666>devil tripst-thank, Ponka...
>>14909727>>14909698>>14909682Thanks, you guys. Now, I gotta go to bed.Good night, gentlemen - it's been a pleasure.
>>14909537>>14909748These are absolutely adorable.
>>14909658Growth/giants/amazonians are not my thing at allyet this appeals to me. Not even sexually, it is a strange feeling.
>>14909748Holy shit this artist.
Huh. This isn't so bad.http://i.imgur.com/5Kh3uWl.gif
CMC Mind break
>>14909792penis is listening
>>14909787wow it's shit
>>14909787I'm liking his ponies.
>amazon leaking the titles of MLP episodeshttp://www.amazon.com/dp/B00H3T4MOQ
>>14909788>that lazy 'animation' on twilight's faceImmersion ruined.
>>14909778But anon~There is so much to see.
>>14909795I'm still waiting for a shop with condoms
>>14909860That pony is far too big.
>>14909860I just don't like them sexually manGoat's super big ponies are really cute and huggable so their charm is obvious
>>14909860But is there so much to do?
>>14909841I'm not seeing any episode titles. That just looks like one of those small episode collections.
>>14909901why is that pony
>>14909845I said it wasn't bad, not god's gift to porn.
>>14909915>tfw reminded of that Twist that still hasn't happened
>>14909901That pony is correctly sized
>>14909788Am I supposed to feel something with this anon
>>14909907I agree, It is probably just a collection of Dash EpsWhich episodes MLPG?
>>14909882Let's not be silly. That pone is normal size.
>>14909907I'm interested though because the runtime is listed as 120 minutes.5.46 episodes?Special features?Placeholder?
>>14909429I laughed like a wild idiot at Quarter Pounder
>>14909940Assuming 5 eps.MMDWWAMTBPWSRSome season 4 episode
>>14909429I haven't gotten a leak of it yet
>>14909936I dunno, are you? I just posted it because I didn't think it was too bad. Doesn't do a thing for me, but it might for someone.
Is anyone streaming?
>>14909311you mean this one?She's not loving on the guy you silly goose, she's just touching a unicorn horn
>>14910013no, pony is getting too little
>>14909788I'm pretty sure Twilight Sparkle does not have a penis
>>14909311>Katia plays Annie.gif
>>14910038I'm completely sure Twilight Sparkle doesn't have a penis.
>>14909510But my pony and your pony are best friends and would never resort to violence
>>14910028Is such a thing even possible
>>14910062>best friends>keep that filthy pink one away from my pony
>>14910072What if pony was so little you couldn't see her?
>>14910086There could be ponies all over you RIGHT NOW
>>14910086I'd just look really closely
>>14910086Is she a dot, or is she a speck?If she gets in water, does she get wet?
>>14910105Or does the water get her instead?Nobody knows.Particle pone.
>>14910086What if pony was so tiny that you accidentally inhaled her
>>14910105Or does the water get pone instead?Nobody knowsParticle pone
>>14910117dododododododododododo do do dodododo do do dodododo do do do
>>14910141Oh man, that pony is so cool and radical!
http://derpy.me/agathoidwatching mlp midnight castlethe real first mlp movie
>>14910149>>14910149>>14910149The day commences!
Starbound sure is shit.Maybe I should have gone with Darkout
>>14910190It's still in beta though, right? What's wrong with it so far?
>>14910190darkout is hilariously bad
>>14910190Darkout isnt anybetter . We truelly live in shitty times dooks.
>>14910205It's clunky, freezes at every menu, and the scaling is all sorts of fucked.
>>14910246it's almost as if it's a beta
>>14910241I want to do your mom
>>14910246Clunky I'll agree with to a degree, but that's mostly because I'm used to Terraria. Hit detection with the bow is a bit wonky. Balance is, of course, not there.And I keep hitting the Escape button thinking that will open the inventory.
>>14910241Vinyl falling out of bed and being rudely waken up
>>14910246Sounds sort of like a betaJust a hunch
>>14910253Game sucks either way, /v/ hates it and it looks like terraria.
>>14910246Sounds like they have a lot to fix then. Guess I'll wait a month or so before thinking on picking it up again.
Should I take a Geopolitics course or a 20th Century Russian Literature course next term?
>>14910278>/v/ hates itBig fucking surprise
>>14910282You should pirate ac 4 and pirate with and grab all the booty.
>>14910295Take a free period and read some books.
>>14909994search for poni parade at pirate bay
>>14910309I just now realized I want my sister's booty. Why can't life be like one of those ridiculous anime?
>>14910333>only entry>entire thing in jpgWell beggars cant be choosers
>>14910178>The first pony thing that sent me on this ride.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>14910023I don't know the context, but I like to think there's some sort of three way going on. Quill holding him close and kissing his neck.
>>14910181Dumbest celestial objects, dumbest horse-princesses
>>14910023What's the source on that anyway?
most sugoi princess.
I love Princess Kenny
>>14911282>>14911321That ending of the episode was so shit. Cartman feeling bad over someone getting killed? What the fuck. Cartmans killed a good number of people himself, why the fuck would he feel bad?
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.