Greatest thread is a go.Lower level thread: >>14853866
sure why not
>>14859576>trixie>eqgwhat the fuck are you doing anon
>pony buys you a milking machine for your birthday>under the condition that she can use it on you for however long she chooseshttps://www.sybian.com/venus/
>>14859620Boy do I wish.
Bonbon wants to know whats so great about humans. You just look like bald, boring monkeys.
give me requests
>>14859642A true pony lover loves ponies, whether anthro or humanized.Most of all, he loves whatever form his waifu is in.
>>14859647Oh, okay, sure, I'll go on a date with you, Bonbon.
>>14859643I'd really much rather we just have sex every night for as long as she wishes
>>14859662You're disgusting, stay the hell away.
>>14859657rainbow dash helping fluttershy with a bear
>>14859658The shitty movie isn't pony
>>14859643I'd rather have a nice slow blowjob for my birthday than a dicksucking machine. I'd thank her for it, then return it for a refund.
>>14859644There's something about bare pony butts under dresses
>>14859673Great. Pick you up at six, I've reserved the tables.
>>14859673*touch pony tail*
>>14859685AGH, QUIT THATQUIT THAT RIGHT NOW
>>14859659that is so fucking cute
We should do something nice this Christmas. Buy some pony toys and give them to your local Christmas bureau or something. I'm sure it would make some poor kid's fucking year to get a big pony playset under the tree.
>>14859709derpy is always cute
>>14859716>everyone from MLPG donates XL flared chances of the color of their waifu
Why am I enjoying this brony meme so much? Is there any hope for me?
mew stram when
>>14859708Oh, and Lyra told me that you don't like the lake view, so I opted for a seat closer to the kitchen, I hope that's alright.
1-5 draw6-8 play .hack//9 play xcom0 mlpg's choiceAlso I drew this yesterday
>>14859736>i enjoy thingNO! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO!
>>14859707I want to touch pony tail. Especially this pony's tail.
Sometimes I see shameless weirdos and I'm just jealous of how happy they are being fucking weird and not caring.
hey Rainbow Dash are you still awake?
>>14859727Well that's what I always wanted as a kid
>>14859757What the hell...?
>>14859747Answer me this.Why is the dot pronounced but not the forward slashes?
>>14859744...That sounds nice...
>>14859747Thank you, the archive didn't save it for some reason.
>>14859755i want to touch pony tail dockand see how sensitive it is
>>14859659>impying it was larson's idea to turn her into an alicornAre bronies this fucking retarded?
>>14859755I want to WPSHH Celestia
>>14859767Great, now I'm imagining some kid asking their Mom for a large horse dildo of their favorite pony from FiM
>>14859757Is loving and wanting to sex magical talking ponies objectively the same as that?
>>14859771I'm not sure, but in the box art it does say dot in the period.
>you will never have all your wildest fantasies satisfied by pone magic
>>14859736>enjoying brony memes
>>14859736Yes, it's pretty stupid.
>>14859803>not bothering to make sure the cane is behind the textBRONIESNO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG
>>14859799>dozens of imaginary Applejack butts my fantasies are not too wild
I wonder if Applejack has Lingerie
>>14859789I bet Celestia would love that simply because no one is that forward or direct with her.Either that, or politely ask you to never do so again.
Pony wants to electrify your dick
>>14859794The ponies at least have character. Not quite the same as a pool toy, unless I'm missing something here.
>>14859803sadly it's true, the bronies ate it up fast
>>14859821She does, but she's never worn them and regrets ever buying them.
>>14859829Thank Christ. I was waiting for that meme to die the moment it started.
Remember when comedy wasn't memes
>>14859823>WPSHH Celesita>her tail comes off>you just stand there looking back and forth between her and the tail in your hand
>>14859827What about an OC pony? Then you're making up character for both. Even if it was one of the mane 6, you're still going to be making up some levels of headcanon if you want fuck them.
>>14859835What about the semen potion joke?
>>14859838Just kinda...tape it back on there.
>tfw can't order XL dildos on Amazon without the risk of embarassment your package falling out of the sky and killing someone
>>14859835it hasn't died
>>14859821Looks like it
>>14859849That one was much more palpable.
>you will never give a unicorn an orgasm by rubbing their horn
Are you referring to the traditional concept of memes, or the internet version?
>>14859862I really don't know how that artist got so popular, I don't like any of his stuff. At all.
>>14859852>tape the tail back on>"There we go good as n-">it falls off>dissipates as it hits the floor>"Oh god oh god oh god, I'm so sorry don't kill me oh jeez.">new tail shoots out where the old one used to be with a FOOMP>"Got ya!"
>>14859855I got a prostate massager, and when I tried to use it, I found out that I don't really like putting things up my ass. Should've thought about that before I bought it, pretty sure they don't take refunds for used anal toys.
>>14859830She only regrets it because she's never had the proper chance to use them. A workin' girl hasn't got time for that relationship business.
>>14859843If it's an oc you made yourself it's really not any different I guess.
>>14859643>venus 2000>not a seriouskit
>>14859871meant to reply to>>14859837
>>14859879They really couldn't have picked a worse color what with how they KNEW the fandom would react.
>>14859879>>14859863I want a pony to give me a potion that makes my loads so big that pone can't swallow all of it
>>14859727I'm dead fucking serious about this. I'm done exams on the 12th, I have to do something with that time. I did some quick googling and found my local Christmas bureau. Sounds like they're pretty desperate for volunteers. I think I'm going to do it.
>>14859902That is one tall Slut
>>14859910could be taller
>>14859879>take a sip>chugs ittwilight what the fuck
>>14859890I'd need to try both to decide which one feels better, but I'm not rich
>>14859884Celestia would be fun.
>>14859929Better stock up on those bronybux Also give estim a go
>>14859902Now draw that anon valiantly defendinincorrect terms like slut and whore.
>>14859879I wonder what it tasted like
Cadence is the most sexually attractive pony on the show>>14859938They make ones that you can hook up to e-stim at the same time, I think.
>>14859926She was under a lot of stress and not thinking clearly.
>>14859952They do. I'll never be able to afford one of them though. I'm happy with what I have though.
what's so bad about memes anyway
>>14859984Nothing, until they spread around and any context is lost.
>>14859984its kinda like an inside joke gone awry
>>14859984it's uncreativeit dies quicklyit is taken too farit's everywhereit ends up being used to replace quality for a cheap chuckle
>>14859984Lowest common denominator
i want to stream a movie, what should i stream?
>>14859984That people repeat them without knowing what they were supposed to mean.
>pone will never stroke your head as you tense up from hands-free e-stim
>>14860005wreck it ralph
>>14859968I got a Stoya Swallow Fleshlight, I like it. Not sure what other textures to try, the wonder wave looks nice.
>>14859984A reference to something isn't a proper joke
>>14859810Photoshop is fucking terrible but I fixed it anyway for no reason.
>>14859900You're a cool guy, anon. I hope you can make some people smile.I'd volunteer or something, but I have to work Christmas.
>>14860009I think I would rather just have sex with pony instead.
>>14860005something i would enjoy
>>14860016yessssjust let me download it and then stream will be a go
your favorite pony is not best pony.
>>14860021crop out the text in the lower left while you're at it
>>14860009>pony will never pull their hoof back fast after getting a slight tingle from touching your headthat can happen
>>14860009i want pony to be embarrased as she cums hands free in public
>>14860040I don't want to now.
>>14859910She's standing on the table
>>14860041seems unlikely, given that their hoof probably isn't the fastest route from one part of my genitals to another, but eh.
>>14860018Do you care for any of the Bad-Dragon penetrables? I heard good things about them
>Luna in the show>always acting serious, only shows her fun side on halloween>comic Luna>ooc with pinkie personalityfucking really
>>14860053Well she needs to get off so I can hop on and SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLLLLLLLUT
>>14860037>Celestia will never cuddle-violate you in public
>>14860058She almost never actually appears in the fucking show though.
>>14860058>look ma, I posted it again!
>>14860058>only shows her fun side on holloweenwhat?she barely had any time on screen.
>>14860068>the fucking showTHERES A FUCKING-SHOW?
>>14860068>>14860078Don't even bother trying to argue with him, "Comic Luna is OOC with Pinkie personality" is the new shitposting fotm
>>14860078>>14860068Even better.Fuck Price and his shitty headcanon of making every pone listen to dadrock and referencing pop-culture every fucking chance they get.
>>14860061Feels horrible man.
>>14860081>you will never fuck Luna and film it
>>14860057They seem too expensive. In my personal opinion, there's not really a huge difference between most fuckable toys on the market. They all offer pretty much the same sensation, no one product offers spectacular orgasms compared to another. Don't get me wrong, my FL makes me shake sometimes because the orgasm is so strong, but I wouldn't spend more than $100 on a dicksleeve.
>>14860046>pony will never embarass you by making you cum hands free in public>you will never cum hands free ever in the first place
>>14860096No fuck you, making her cum.
>>14860092>you will never rape her in your dreams and have awkard morning talk at breakfast
>>14860089>listen to dadrockYou say that like it's a bad thing
>>14860122>being a filthy pleb
>>14860094I guess its more the thought of fucking a mare toy that contributes to the enjoyment factor. I got mine on sale so I'm not complaining too much. It's really nice though cause you let it warm up in hot water for increased pleasure
>>14860046>>14860096hello new fetish
>>14860096I want a sadistic pony gf that constantly thinks up new ways of tormenting me and giving me earth-shattering orgasms
>>14860120>Luna keeps glancing away with a flushed look on her face, stuttering her words every so often
>>14860120She'd know it's just because I'm so passionate.It was affectionate dream rape.
>>14860145I never bothered with warm water. I just fuck it hard for a few minutes and it warms itself up via friction. I want to fuck a real pony mare once before I die just to know what it feels like.
>>14860120Would she be offended or pleased with your offering?
I see its that time of night again in MLPG
>>14860150>celestia asks what happened and luna stutters avoiding the answer with some mumblings about the weather>after the day is done she comes into your room for the real thing
>>14860187THE POWER OF TEAMWORK
Pony wants to know how many sex toys and sex related accessories you have.You would tell pony the truth now right?
>>14860187i like it
is Marker sick or something?
>>14860205Of course I would tell pony the truth. I would never lie to a little pony.
>>14860148>newi moved beyond that fetish and am now turned on by magic/portal fucking>get control of her gentals while she is walking around in public>play with them she jumps wondering what is going on>keep doing it untill she starts blushing really hard and tries to find a place to hide to see what is going on back there>you penetrate her and she is stuck where she is as you violate her in front of all the other ponies
>get new mouse and keyboard>can set the scrollwheel to either smooth scrolling or clickety clack
>>14860205Does my porn-addled computer count as a sex accessory?
>>14860217She's getting on in years.
>>14860217Marker is making all these sex and fetish posts right nowIts been too long for her
>>14860227I love my G500 too anon
>>14859879someone needs to add a brazzers logo to thisI would but I cant into moving picture magic
>>148602053 dildosA vibe3 cock pumps2 cock ringsand some anal beads
>>14860227>Wanting smooth>EverEnjoy switching to the wrong weapon
>>14860261>switching with a scroll wheel>everI don't like smooth scrolling either, but what the hell?
>>14860270>Red>Cock pumps and ringsUNF
>>14860261>not just using hot key to switch what you want directlywhat the fuck is wrong with you?you want to cycle through useless weapons?
fuck this movie is taking a long time to downloadi might not be able to show it all
>>14860269>>14860280>Want to switch to a weapon binded to 9>Move your left hand over to the other side of the keyboard or just scroll up one
>>14860226that sounds dangerously like rape, anon
>>14860261You presume too much.I set it to clickety clack and didn't look back.Jack.
>>14860292>using retarded keybindsyou have no one to blame but yourself
>>14860297YOU TALKIN' SMACK ABOUT HALF-LIFE?
We /g/ and sex toys now?
>mlpg anons trying to pretend they got game when their hats performance says otherwise
>>14860293that's a problem?>implying she doesn't want to be penetrated in public
>>14860308But I usually top the scoreboards except when Highwind or rmanz is playing
>>14859984A meme is an element of a culture that can be passed on from one another through imitation; it's a symbol of information that has significance to those who understand the context in which surrounds it. This also means that they are essentially an "in-joke" like amongst friends.The "problem" is that our usage of a meme as a joke is parroted by those who do not understand the context of the meme for attention or to be accepted. It's like someone feeling left out of a joke because they do not understand why it is funny but since everyone else found it funny, they'll repeat it without understanding it; at this point, it becomes cancerous, with more people repeating this "in-joke" despite not understanding its context and thus, losing its meaning.
>>14860317>Using a super deprecated OS
>>14860319>using le phoenix right memeWhat's that from, anyway?
>>14860317Twilight is not allowed to have computer access.
>>148602057 bad dragon toys3 dildos2 vibrators3 buttplugs1 bullet vibe
Pony wants to know why you want to touch her naughty places
>>14860294I came in your ass, you slutty little pony.
>>14860089You're right. I want an artist that references animal collective and Sunn(((O insteadI'm actually serious
>>14860350You gonna eat those sour grapes, anon?
Place your bets on how many pony references will be in Starbound
http://tiarahost.com/Party_in_Pinkie_nomusic.swfI know I might be slowpoking on this but now seems like a great time for itIt's not the best art but I really like the use of perspective
SAINE IS STRAMMING GAME RIGHT NOW
>>14860320>pony masturbates with magic>she stimulates her clit and spays>she starts to magic her mind into making it more enjoyable>she over does it and can't do anything else except think about sex>she is slut slave nowwhat do?
>>14860340I'd like to keep AnCo and bronies as far away from each other as possible, thanks
>>14860335I want to make her feel good.
>>14860370Anonthat was fucking terribleTiarawhy is fucking garbage
Mlpg can you teach me to pony like the pros?
>>14860387But Pony can do that herself, she doesn't need your help
>>14860404First you stick your dick in the pony
>>14860404No.Ponying can't be taught.
holy shit, being horny is a great motivator.I haven't worked out in a month and I just hammered out 125 double crunches and 150 push-ups, because I couldn't cum until I did.I feel great! And sore!
>>14860378Use magic to turn home into one of those organic tentacle caves.
Pony wants to be black and be all gangsta and shit
>>14860421Wish I wasn't so lazy. I need exercise.
>>14860405I can make pony feel better.
>>14860421Whatdoes working out make your faps more intense or somethingare you /fit/ reincarnate
>>14860433Pony doesn't think you can make her feel as good as having fun with her friends or enjoying a good book makes her feel
>>14860431Edge a few times and then imagine your fetish in front of you, but you can't participate until you work out. You'd be surprised how fast you get off your ass.>>14860434I don't lift enough to be /fit/, but I am superb at calisthenics and I think I look pretty good.
eight minutes until the movie finishes downloading
>>14860440Whatever, I just want to be friends with pony.
>>14860205All of my most intense orgasms have been to ponies, and I have regular sexual fantasies about ponies. I'm no longer ashamed of my horsefuckery, I've come to accept and embrace it.
>>14860461Pony is a little confused, first you want to pleasure her sexually, now you just want to be friends?
>>14860474event horizon, going to stream in case you weren't aware
>>14860476First I have to drain my balls down pony's throat, then we can be friends
>>14860501So that her belly swells with the size of your viscous load?
>>14860476I was under the assumption that pleasuring her sexually would make her want to be my friend.
>>14860441>having the willpower for thatI envy you
>>14860472I had my first sexual fantasy about ponies within about 2 months of watching the show, then pleasured myself to a greentext fic shortly after, I remember I hadn't cum in a week or two, because it felt great and made a huge mess
I sure like little ponies.
>>14860441>fetish>implying I have a fetish
>>14860536I'm hard right now but can't cum because of the meds I'm on, hopefully this side effect goes away soon because I'm getting so horny I can barely concentrate.
>>14860550Is Rarity strangling Spike with her tail?
>>14860522You have to get into the right mindset. You gotta love the pain. >>14860552>not having a fetish
>>14860550What's going on? Does Twilight have cancer or something
>>14860560>you will never caress Twilight's smooth, hairless belly
>>14860550>raceswitches rararara and dashunf
>>14860574>14860574FUCK ME SILY
>>14860566is cuddling and gazing into each other's eyes lovingly a fetish?
>>14860572Celexa is the new one, been on Wellbutrin for a long time and never had that problem. I can never finish, I can get sort of close, but the feeling fades away and I can't get it to come back. Like you know when you fell yourself starting to get close? I can get there, but can't go any further no matter what I do.
>>14860579Sure, it can be.Just because you like something doesn't automatically make it a fetish though.
>>14860579Maybe.Do you want to cuddle bad enough to get up and do as many push-ups as your body can handle, plus 20 more?
>>14860571failed experiment I guessI wonder if Dash would make a good not Pegasus pony
Would you take in a changeling and make it feel loved and safe?
>>14860593At that first twinge, the point where it starts to feel really good is where it stalls. A few weeks ago I was able to cum, but it took a really long time and the orgasm was really weak. I hope it doesn't' stay like this, it's driving me crazy.
>>14860562she's covering his eyes because twilight is "naked">>14860571probably a follow-up of this
>>14860599>earth pony dash
>>14860593Weird. I'm on Zoloft and I can cum, but getting aroused is a difficult problem for me when I'm on it
WHERE IS THE MOVIE STRAM ANON
>>14860599well according to S3, their occupations define their character completely.she would end up trying to control the weather with unicorn magic and fail miserably,
>>14860599>not a shooting star with a rainbow tailFailure at character design/10.
>>14860562>>14860610I thought he was just smelling her tail.
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming a movie
>>14860421Fun Fact: Sexual Arousal temporarily weakens/shuts down the areas of the brain that cause the disgust response - you're more likely not to mind doing something gross if you're heavily aroused.
>>14860597my imagination isn't really good enough for me to create a realistic scenario where I'm cuddling a pony, so probably notthen again, I already do daily calisthenics so I'm probably goodand honestly, if I ever got to the point where I was seriously fantasizing about cuddling a pony and was unable to differentiate it from reality, I'd question my sanity
>>14860615I wish a magical talking pony would use her magic to assist me
going to start the movie in a few minutes okay?
>>14860639I've been here too long to not question my sanity, so I don't worry about it too much.
>>14860636Fucking fetishes man.That post-fap guilt always gets me
>>14860641>use her magic to assist meI won't lie - the first thing I imagined when you said that was a unicorn using telekinesis to get something off of a high shelf for you.>"I can't reach this bowl...">"Oh, don't worry - I've got it! Here!">The bowl floats down into your hands>"Oh. Thanks, Pony.">"No problem!"
>>14860654That'd be really helpful. Even if I couldn't do anything sexual to a pony, I'd still like having one around to help with the laundry and things like that.
>>14860634>>14860644Event HorizonCOME WATCH!
>>14860654I cannot relate to this. I have never not been able to reach something.
>>14860624But it is.Its just going upwardsIts a rising star
>>14860684shut thef uck up deaf/nathan
>>14860688It's unimaginative and shit.The vector is off model.I really don't like the ring cutie mark, and have no idea what it's supposed to be.
Pony wants to help you reach mind-blowing hands-free orgasms
>>14860696thanks but no thanksI'm find with my current masturbation set up
>>14860696but pony doesn't have feet
Your favorite pony confronts you one day about you staring at her butt so much, asking you if you like her in the way a stallion likes a mare
>>14860707>my current masturbation set upYou have... masturbation setups? How does that work
>>14860696Can they do it by throating my cock for hours using magic to make sure I don't erupt until the very end?
>>14860684WELL GEEZ MR FANTASTIC NOT EVERYONE IS ELASTIC LIKE YOU.Why don't you go invent a cancer cure and then throw it in a fire in front of the people in a cancer ward like the dick you are
>>14860718I have a chair, a pair of boxers I use as a cum rag and a high speed internet connectionit's pretty straightforward, I don't think I need to draw you a diagram or anything
>>14860720Of course, ponies are huge teases to begin with, and the fact that they have access to magic makes them even more so. The ability to give intense sexual stimulation for long periods of time without bringing their partner to climax is something they do instinctively. Prized breeding stallions are actually teased with a mare in heat before they're bred with another mare or milked for semen to be frozen. Same thing with mares, breeders, will tease them with a stallion before they breed to increase their chances of getting pregnant.
why are ponies so dick hungry
>>14860754You make me proud anon
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give a purple horse blue glittery eyeshadow
>>14860766what a pretty pony
>>14860760Anons are just projecting.They're actually cuddle hungry.
I don't think Rarity is the slutAnon is the slut
>>14860760They have very casual attitudes toward sex and live hedonistic lifestyles. All the mares would want the bragging rights to be the first one to bag a human. Before long, every mare in town would know what your kinks are, and they'd swap tips with each other on what you like best.
>>14860775you ruined her
>tfw my storytime on /co/ 404d>tfw I could've saved it if I woke up when intended and didn't sleep in
>>14860782>Show him your butt, he loves that, Rarity said he came sooooo much when she sat on his face and teased him about liking ponies in such a dirty way
>>14860754>you will never be teased for hours, ponies taking shifts using their throats, asses, and marecunts to milk and slurp your cock>you will never feel the tingle of magic in your testes, your sac sagging lower as you fill up with increasingly more potent and fertile sperm>you will never then spend an entire day breeding the town, every single mare getting rutted and seeded thoroughly several times over
>>14860787anon is a giant faggot.
>>14860792>"Especially after a good workout..."
homosex is wrong and disgusting.
Well Sunset looks kinda cool.
>>14860780That's a pretty bold claim, Anon. You have anything to back that up?
>>14860796>you will never feel thoroughly disgusted with yourself after finishing inside your first mare>you will never be forced to keep on going, after the ponies find out you have a relatively short refractory period>not that it matters anyways with unicorn magic
>>14860808Anon is a HUGE buttslut and can take some really large dildos
>>14860815I don't like things in my butt, it feels weird. If a pony would have sex with me/give me a blowjob on the condition that she's allowed to put something up my butt, only then would I let her.
>>14860810>implying you're even capable of rational thought at that point beyond the deep animal need to fuck and pump your cum deep into as many winking holes as possible
>>14860815I've got a 9" dildo that I really love
>>14860815I got a medium seadragon that I love.>>14860831Can you take it all the way?
>>14860829I want to have slow, passionate sex with a mare and make her cream so hard she goes weak in the knees
Pony just punched you in the gut for cheating on her
>>14860845Do you want to keep going, rutting her deeply through her climax and making her gasp for breath, groaning and trembling?What about breeding her nice and slow until she's a sweaty, spent wreck, out of breath and limp with a big goofy grin on her face?
>>14860851HE KISSED ME
>>14860801chicks fuckken love that shit manthey eat it up
>>14860851I DID NO SUCH THING. I AM COMPLETELY LOYAL TO PONY.She knows that. How could she even say that?
>>14860855I'd like both those things, and hope she'd do the same to me
>>14860845Yep>tfw a little above average>tfw everyone I've been with has been smallerI'm pretty much only gay for big dicks
>>14860867I've seen a video of a guy making a pony mare squirt and he was only about 4 inches
>>14860867>tfw below averageGood thing I'm a bottom
::sets dirty glass in sink, it lightly bumps against a ceramic mug:: it makes a nice "clink" sound::smirk::
>an unstoppable asteroid is heading towards Equestria>there's only room in the shelter for 5 ponies
>>14860875Don't worry Anon, they were great fun. Size has got little to do with physical pleasureIt's more to do with a crazy crazy fetish where I can masturbate to just a measurement of a guys dick
>>14860894SUCKS TO BE YOU FLUTTERSHY
>>14860894>unstoppable asteroid>shelterIf it's unstoppable, you're fucked anyway. Who thought of that?
>>14860603yes and more
>>14860894Everyone but TwilyTwily can use her faggy alicorn magic to save herself>>14860901>Asteroid is only a few km wide>Passes straight through the planet>International travel is cheaper than ever
>>14860863>you both end up unable to do much but weakly snuggle before passing out>you wake up hours later sore and dehydrated>pony gets you and her something to drink before resting with you, smiling and happy
>>14860908>straight through the planet>burns away the atmosphere>makes the surface invertUnless the shelter is made out of unobtainium and has a permanent air and food supply, that ain't happening
Would you let pone use magic to enhance their physical attributes?In what way?
>>14860942This is the sexiest non-lewd on-model art I've ever seen.
>>14860937>anthro>OCYour kind ain't welcome here. Frik off.
>>14860946>Rainbow Dash enhances her speed and durability>crashes into everything>everywhere>doesn't give a fuckno I would not
>>14860953I know right!
unusually lewd tonight and its 5am here, crap. well have a good cyber monday mlpg, gn
>>14860946pony grows a thick bush
>rewatch Prometheus>still get a boner from that one scene (you know which one)
Here's a WIP on this before I go to bed.Cyber Monday is today. It's probably going to be absolute bedlam where I'm working.
>>14860979Noomi is a qt
>>14860972It has been an unusually lewd night, tonight hasn't it...
>>14861009What if our cycles have synced from spending so much time together?
>>14860942>now i know you like this booty but you ain't gettin any.
>>14861015What do you mean?
>you will never snuggle a pony that cums yogurt
>>14860780>I don't think Rarity is the slut>Rarity as a sperm
>Last post on /q/ ever>It's a wrong opinion about /co/http://archive.foolz.us/q/thread/786277/#787198
>>14861046You know what happens when a bunch of ladies spend a lot of time together right?
>>14861062I want to snuggle a big ponydelicious candy semen is just a bonus
I can't stand you people anymore, I'm going to bed.
>>14860990Please tell me they don't get force cuddled by the vines.
What are some subtle pony alarm tunes to wake up to
>>14861085How big? And how big?
Post something until we can find something to talk about
>>14861085Everyone starts by saying that, and inevitably turns into a worthless dick-craving cumslave who just wants his throat buried in semen.>>14861111The bell-sound intro to Smile Song.
>>14861116>tfw waking up to FREEENNNNS
>>14861118I dunno, real big like in that horse wife picturereal big
Why are OCs always so shitty?
SaineForced FeminizationI still think he's pantyanon
>>14861133Because the people that make them are shittier.
>>14861133Don't yourself shit, anon.
>>14861126Between the front legs big?
>>14861137I'm not though, promise. I was even in the thread when he was very first talking about buying that corset.
http://equestrianrobotics.org/welcome/>Copyright © 2128 Equestrian Robotics Initiative.>posted 1.12.2013>fanfictionThey could have just made a normal game company. But no.
>>14861133But there's plenty of cute ocs, anon.
>>14860636So that explains the feeling I get when I fap to stonershy/flutterhigh?
>>14861153I said not shitty. Cute does not exclude shitty.
>>14861151But I'm Bisexual and prefer women, that wouldn't be forced either.
>>14861145Still my headcanon
>>14861161NoDraw a GAY PONY being FORCED into STRAIGHT SEX
I bet Saine owns a dragon dildo and rainbow thigh highs
>>14861171I do not own a dragon dildo and I don't own rainbow thighhighs but I do own black and white striped thighhighs.
>>14861178>I do not own a dragon dildoalso hello new favourite gif
>>14861178>I do not own a dragon dildo
>>14861186>>14861188I don't own any dildo, I would buy one if I had the money though. As it is I can barely afford lunch during the week.
>>14861185>posts a shitty OCAre you even trying?
>>14861178>I do not own a dragon dildoyou do own me
>>14861191Pony says certain veggies can be used as a dildo AND food
>>14861201>That lupin reference>>14861205<3
Bad-Dragon really has some good marketing on 4chan don't they
>>14861197>tfw no one will ever draw her again
>>14861211>tfw no one will ever draw porn of her again
>want to pony>also want to try and fap less>pony makes me fapWHAT DO
>>14861232Don't worry about how much you fap. You know, as long as it doesn't interfere with your day to day life too much.
>>14861232fapyou can't contain itlewd monday strikes another one
>someone on derpibooru arguing Black and Yellow Kalifah isn't an OCI hate this fandom.
>>14861232When pony makes you want to fap, imagine its a Ross version.Either you will stop fapping or develop a fat fetish.win/win pretty much
>>14861232>fap lessBut if you do that pony won't be able to watch you spurt thick creamy loads through the window, winking furiously
What's the appeal with dildos anywaysCan't imagine getting any pleasure out of them as a guy
>>14861144 I dunno, seems like it would be pretty awkward for him to walk around with something like thaton the other hand it would make for some excellent snugglingso yeah, I guess if pony wanted to scale himself up that big I wouldn't object
>>14861258Men have prostates, they feel good when you poke them.
>>14861251>Intentionally torture myself by thinking of Ross' art just to not fap>risk of developing a fat fetishNO THAT'S ANYTHING BUT WIN/WINTHERE'S NO WIN THEREFuck I'll jsut go outside or something where I am incapable to fap
>>14861248Like it or not, she's a canon pony nowdeal with it, nerd
>>14861261It's no trouble. Pony has a sheath after all.Though snuggles might get messy if you use his enormous horsecock as a body pillow
>>14861271>anon develops a exhibitionism fetish
>>14861272Well...yes, it was a dangerous situation.
>>14861272I still laugh like a retard at that.
>>14861271Careful not to think about a unicorn magically teasing you in public while you're out there.
>>14861279>>14861287...Man just fuck you
>>14861258Someone's never tried them.
>>14861285it wasn't really the situation itself that was dangerous thoughthe area itself was hazardousit was just a risky location, you know?
>>14861274I don't care. It doesn't make her any less DONUT STEEL.
>>14861274So is Cadance, that doesn't stop her from being a shitty OC
>>14861286Its that fucking grin on her face as shes being pummeled.
>>14861294>>14861301you guys are saying retarded things that don't make any sensecan you link this stupid argument you're talking about?
>>14861302It's the way the dialogue escalates Would youWould you say that
>>14861292Have you tried them anon?
>>14861305I don't know anything about the derpibooru argument, but you're saying that if a shitty OC appears in the show it stops being a shitty OC, that's not true. It becomes a shitty OC plugged into the show.
>>14861317Not a dildo per say. But some adequate substitutes.
>>14861318>Luna charges a spirit bomb
>>14861322Wasn't that the OC of a small girl who's dad is a layout artist?
>>14861318Your stubby little hooves can't get that.
>>14861334Not sure about layout artist, but he works on the show, yes.
Technically arent all the pones OCs?
>>14861336>that feel when you just can't get ye moon
>"Only 25ml today, anon? Tsk tsk tsk"
>>14861343technically aren't you a faggot
>>14861258men's anuses have vaginas in them
>>14861342YesG4 is the fanfiction of Faust's fanfiction of G1 and all the characters are either OCs our compleatly out of character
>>14861343They are, but OC is used to refer to fan created ones.
>>14861351Why does fluttershy keep taking my blood?
>>14861343if you listen to retards like >>14861322then yesbecause they're all based off Faust's Original Characters
Why aren't you fetishing?
>>14861343It would be someone outside of the show designing the character. Technically it would be that OC, and Cadence, who was designed by a hasbro executive's daughter.
>>14861352I'm sorry, I'm just trying to see where the line is between OC and not OC.
>>14861277>tfw no high-efficiency stallion with massive equipment but tiny, manageable loads that are both delicious and easy to clean
>>14861375I edged for an hour or so and did a lot of push-ups during so I'm pretty drained.
>>14861322OC is a really stupid term. Every character is original when drawn by someone. We should be call characters like this 'self-inserts.' She may stop being an OC (whatever that means,) but she could get a speaking role and a canon personality and she'll still be a self-insert.
>>14861305http://derpibooru.org/486837#comments>>14861301Cadance is unf tho
>>14861380Characters that appear on the show = canon characters (Rarity, Cadence, Midnight Strike)Characters developed in fanworks = OCs (Red Ribbon, Milkmare, Sweetiebot)
Pony asks what your favorite part of the penis isThe head?The shaft?The balls?The loads?etc.This is important for her research
>>14861393>Sweetiebotdo I even want to know?
>>14861375I just fetished. What do you want from me?
>>14861380The only even slightly blurry category are personal OCs of the staff, but it can be differentiated as such: if the character was created for the sole purpose of appearing in the show and was created by the staff working on the show, it's "not OC" in the sense we use it. Personal OCs of the staff are generally considered OCs, everything else is automatically OC.
>>14861393>canon charactersCan still be OCs.
768. [Feedback] Drawing Streams>What is the policy for people wanting to stream themselves drawing? Allowing this to be allowed would encourage people to create quality material for the site, and promote art.Stream threads are disallowed, per Global Rule 11.>We do not make exceptions to Global Rule 11 for a few reasons, but primarily because of the overhead associated with maintaining a list of exceptions, and inconsistency in its adherence (by users) and enforcement (by mods). Thus we have chosen to maintain a blanket, bright-line rule disallowing anything that could be construed as advertising or self-promotion, which includes linking to streams.Answered by moot ## Admin Date 10/22/13 18:12
>>14861394The different names for it.
>>14861395it's from Friendship is WitchcraftI enjoy the series, but I'm sure if I recommend it someone will sperg out and call us all bronies
>>14861393The problem with this is that if something is an OC before being a canon character, it doesn't magically change from OC to non-OC. Canon characters and OCs aren't mutually exclusive categories.
>>14861402We have convention streams all the time.
>>14861402so report themwhat's your point?
>>14861410The rule is only enforced by the buttmad janitor on /mlp/, otherwise no one cares, because it's an overtly generalized rule that makes no sense the way it is.
>>14861410>attractive young girl>at a bronyconThat girl has made some terrible choices in her life.
>>14861410>everfree in charge of not leaking the entire plot of the season 4 opener
>>14861406>>14861395It's good, go watch it. Go watch Rainbow Dash presents while you're at it.
>>14861423Uh pretty sure that's Creeber.
>>14861423That's probably Creber
>>14861407I couldn't this any harder.Putting your OC donutsteel that you use to roleplay on furry sites into the show doesn't change it into a respectable 'non-OC' character like a normal BG-pone or of the mane 8.
>>14861430>>14861434Oh.Then she only made 1 tragic mistake in her life; accepting the Applebloom audition.
>>14861402That's kind of irrelevant though. MLPG hardly ever gets moderation.When we do, it's normally some janitor who deletes a couple of technically anthro pictures that are technically against the rules, then spends the rest of the thread deleting posts about him. Also 4chan X solves this problem.
>>14861375Because everyone's asleep
Spot the OC!
>>14861437Girl's actually doing a pretty good job of spinning this off into a long term career for herself.
>>14861447That's easy, Alicorn Twilight.
>>14861447The purple one really is terrible.
>>14861447THE PURPLE ONE
>>14861392who the fuck is this little filly?
>>14861447Did all the mass from Luna's butt go to her head?Is that why she has a tiny butt?
>>14861455And none of that is going to matter because she's going to get kidnapped and raped to death by a rabid brony in a few months after FiM gets cancelled.
Applejack woke up one day and forgot how to apple.
>>14861462A shitty OC to go along with darker than my soul lightning.
>>14861351Is Fluttershy aware of the giant pink monster with antennae just behind her?Is it going to devour her?>suddenly realizing that if butterflies were bigger no one would find them beautiful
>>14861466>implying she isn't protected by the gravity well of Mando's ego, which has by then blown out as a supernova and collapsed into a supermassive black hole
pony wants to be culturally sensitive and decides to surprise you with a human weddingbut someone messed up somewhere, you realize, as you take her hoof in hand and stallions start firing automatic weapons into the air and a mariachi band starts blaring in the back
>>14861498>little girl>protected by mandoShe's doomed.
>>14861512Texan here, where did they mess up?
>>14861462http://fillywigi.tumblr.com/here name is weegy and its the creators.oc
>>14861440Yesterday he was here deleting hundreds of posts left and right. Even some that were actual episode discussion, and also seemed to be deleting EQG images.It's like you say, he rarely turns up, but when he does it's just a huge clusterfuck of autism and nonsense.He tried to ban me when I called him out on not deleting non pony threads elswhere on the board.He didn't even do it, I have a feeling he just wanted to annoy mlpg.
>>14861537>that music>that everythingoh lord
>>14861512sounds awesomeI want to return the favor by planning a traditional pony honeymoonwhat am I in for?
I killed the thing
>>14861562Janitors can't ban, they suggest for ban which blocks you temporarily, and the mods don't ban you for the sort of shit he sends ban requests for.
>>14861494If butterflies were bigger he would have awesome music.
>>14861572I know he can't ban, I mean he didn't delete the offtopic threads.
>>14861563I think its a joke tunblr contrary to the gif I posted
>3 am>class tomorrrow at 10>no motivation to draw>no motivation to be aroused>can't sleep>can only pony half heartedlywhat do
>You've been ponying for a while now. Why not take a break?
Pony more hardcore.
>>14861587eat something healthy and go to bed
>>14861601You shut up weathervane, I'm trying to save the goddamned world here.
Is this the real life?
>>14861609Night Saine, I hope you dont hate me
>>14861562I think it would be cool if we completely ignored him and just responded to the deleted posts.
>>14861614No, this is Patrick.
>>14861610I'm horrified at erp*ing. Too much performance anxiety and pressure to please my partner turns me off from the whole thing. I guess I'm not comfortable enough
>>14861624You only get more comfortable by practicing, anon
>>14861624You could always wade into the piss and play in the pony DnD thread.
>>14861568You're pretty sure you've got it right, you think, as you unknowingly arrange for zebra male strippers and order fifty lingerie saddles.
>>14861632Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14861628Too many folds in the belly for me, but other than that it's great
>>14861623>hollow legsNew headcanon acquired.
>>14861638>unknowingly arrange for zebra male strippersno, that sounds about rightI'm sure we'll both have a wonderful time
>>14861631Maybe in the future anon I should make a F-List too
>>14861647>the holes weren't there in the beginning, they're just from being impaled by spears
>>14861649My Skype's empty.audio if you want someone to practice with
>>14861657Wow, lewd, at least I keep my name off when tickling anon's funnyboners
>>14861657O-oh my, the great EA wants to be my erp mentor I'll work up the courage eventually...
>>14861617Why would I hate you?(Was just checking the thread one last time before heading out)
>>14861706DAMMIT GO TO BED
>>14861706Came for the pony, stayed for the Chrysalis.
>>14861695>think of the cartoon childrensThat's gonna be deleted, calling it now.
>>14861739I'm not going to any unknown dubious Russian sites today.
Are you ready for the new leak in 12-16 hours?
>>14861766FUCK YAH I AM
>>14861766You mean am I ready for ponychanners to start leaking screenshots of it and finally watch it 2 days later when it's leaked outside of a select circle?
>>14861766I still haven't watched the third episode
>>14861766>Order 1600MHz RAM from Amazon on Black Friday>They have 1866Mhz with the same timing for the same price today>Can't cancel the order>Also found out I failed a class by two marks todayBETTER FUCKING NOT
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=334_1385864004Why arenn't you being an her for MLPG?Why aren't you streaming himself fucking a minihorse?
>you will never forget all those horse castration videos on youtube
>itunes castlemania is outhurrah
Fluttershy feels nervous...
Fluttershy feels better now
Doing taxes is like a party where all the guests are numbers!
Pony wants you toHoldYour handswith hoovesin publicwhat will you do?
>>14861869In an instant.
GO TO BED
>finally find a castlemania video on youtube that goes over 320p>it has urkrain hard subs slapped on itdammit
>>148618931080p is up on yayponies
>>14861902oh, kinderkids has one too eh
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2516641/4chan-user-sets-live-streamed-suicide-attempt-200-people-watch.htmlWas reading the previous thread and found this. Did he survive? Are the allegations last posted in the article true?Sorry if not pony.
>>14861926Fucking disgusting.Also nice killing the thread, worst pony.
NEW PONE WHEN?
>>14861976neverpony is cancelled
Please enter a name
>>14862005PIECE OF SHIT
>>14862005once best pony
How do you deal with this one?
>>14861926>Fluttershy takes hours to get off>Sex for you two is 15 minutes of fucking her as hard and as fast as you please every night>She really doesn't get off on it but it acts as foreplay>She secretly loves the feeling of being used>Then it's hours of you cradling her and slowly playing with her clit>Sometimes you talk through it>Most of the time all there is her ragged, deep breathing>Even her orgasm is slow and calm>She just clamps her legs around your hand and grinds into it for a few minutes>Then she turns around to kiss you and fall asleep in your arms>Sometimes she'll lick your hand clean
>>14862029why is she even in the show
>>14862026But my best friend and gf love meI don't need anyone else
>tfw your GPU is clearly unstable>but it's mining just fineWhat do, MLPG?Leave it going if it doesn't crash?
>>14862038Why are you in this thread if you don't feel that feel when no pone?
>>14862053Are you mining on your only computer with your only GPU? Do you have money for a new GPU?
>>14862026My waifu loves me.
>>14862055Because I don't feel like gaming and I don't feel like masturbating
>>14862077>Licking the cutie mark paralyzes the pony
New Poniator flashhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFP_cTqdYD8
>>14862132wowit's fucking nothing
>Cryoganol is the only non-legendary Pokemon capable of learning Attract while not having any defined gender. It cannot make others fall in love with it.
>>14862156>It cannot make others fall in love with it.Nominating this for "saddest sentence ever written"
>10 mins with no postsrip
>>14862222I was thinking 4chan was acting up on my end.
>>14862156What is that gif from?
Femanon being fucked by colts
>>14862222Maybe you should give it a break, fluttershy.
Pony says if you don't lose weight Pony is leaving you.It's for your own health.
Colts being pegged by Femanon
>>14862245Is it good? I keep giving anime a chance and am disappointed 95% of the time.
>>14862282I've got a six pack, PonyI don't need to lose weight, if anything I need to gain it in my arms and chest
>>14862283...that'd just be gross. they're so small, it'd be like she was using a living fleshlight.I'm not sure why I'm creeped out by that and not human male/filly sex, guess I've got some sexism to work out.
>>14862306>it'd be like she was using a living fleshlight.That's the hottest thing everImagine fucking pone by holding them up with two handsImagine sitting at the computer and using their body to jerk off to porn that you're both watching
Did you know; remove the casing from a USB WiFi adapter and duck tape it to an unicorns horn it works as a WiFi Hotspot?
>>14862323...it's kind of important to me that my partner's enjoying sex as much, if not more, than me?
>>14862333>Implying they wouldn't be having the time of their livesYour cock is massive compared to their entire bodyThey'd probably get off on it quicker than you
Pony wants to watch Aloha from Hawaii
This guy needs a pony
>>14862355This guys needs a pony too.In fact all people need a pony.But we won't get any because some people want to have sex with them.
it'd help if the thread was marked
>>14862284Not him and I know jack shit about Berserk, but you should check out Baccano!.
>all marker anons sleeping>leth hats us>hyperindex doesnt show new horseded
>>14862284Berserk's anime is an odd case.The effect of watching the series could be construed as superior to starting out with the manga because the anime actually does a better job of hiding the biggest plot twist of the series.The series itself is held up by Berserk's story, which itself is great.But as an anime its... well kinda bad. It was made on a shoestring budget and it really shows.Good music though.
>>14862369Yeah but at least officer Van Alden wants it for benign reasons, unlike mr. Ayreon.
>>14862333The underlying point of many fantasies is that cocks, and specifically your cock, are so good that they will make everyone who comes in contact with it drown in pleasure.
>>14862393Arjen just wants to write sci-fi prog-metal with pony, not fuck pony.
>>14862401You know that's not true.
Pony's body will never be so lewdhttps://www.googledrive.com/host/0B4yvIzGi9y2jWC13OE5RMUhYYTg/sojin70.gifAnd let's be thankful for that because then pony would be irresistible.
>>14862405It's very true, but people like Shannon (for example, you and John Carmack) wants to not only rape ponies.
I will never forget her.
>>14862422Yes, unlike Arjen we want to not only rape ponies. We want to give them a great home and treat them like equals. While Arjen wants to only rape them.
>>14862422didn't mean to write "not"
>>14862431Something seems a little off.
>>14862427And I will never forgive you.
>>14862431>23 KBLooks legit
>>14862418You have a cute cat.
>>14862433NO ARJEN IS A PURE MUSICBANDO WHO WANTS TO WRITE SCI-FI PROG METAL
>>14862440I wonder what she's saying to him.
>>14862445Sorry to burst your bubble.
I wonder, will every single episode this season be part of the continuity stream? I mean, are there gonna be ''filler'' episodes whose absence would not affect future ones at all?
>>14862471Saturday's episode was 90% filler.
>>14862469BAIL OUT BAIL OUT
>>14862471The way I see it S4 is pony returning to form.The formula for S1, 2 and now three was a big opening two parter adventure with the third episode acting to establish an overarching plot thread for the finale (Ticket master established the gala, LZ established new letter writing style, CM established diaries)S3 didn't do this, and will just be remembered as an aberration.
>>14862476The reason why Twilight was there was to find more info on the keys, and it ended with the whole diary thing which will probably be referenced on future episodes too
Price a shit
Please, do everyone a favor and cuddle your pony today>on the wings of an angel...http://likes.com/relationships/why-we-need-to-cuddle?page=1&s=eyJleHBfaWQiOiAxOTM4LCAiZl9uIjogImZpbmlzaCIsICJ2X2lkIjogNTQxNDE4NDE0fQ
>>14862418Who is this babe?
EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emv0yh0Obrw>Pinkie will never bark for you.
Pony said John Romero,Tim Schafer,Chris Avellone,Masahiro Sakurai,Hidetaka Miyazaki,Hideaki Itsuno,Keiji Inafune,Hideo Kojima,Zach Adams,Brian Raffel,Warren Spector and Greg LoPiccolo all suck compared to Phil Fish,Ken Levine and Casey Hudson.
>>14862534Pony is now on fire.
>>14862534Pony needs to stop shitposting on /v/
Pony says saying "pony says X" doesn't make it pony.
>>14862521>you will never have to tell Pinkie to get off the bedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuvgBjmUW1g
>>14862484One pink, coming right up!
>>14862557But why would you want Pinkie OUT of the bed?
>>14862534Pony shouldn't play video games with Hitler.
Pony has to fight DC/Marvel villains. What happens?
>>14862581Dark knight rises was such a boring film.
>>14862612>best pony with worst pony.
>>14862595you're a boring film
>>14862617Hey now, Rarity isn't that bad.
Oh joyNew LMJhttps://derpiboo.ru/487863
Anon...I don't want to be a bother but you really need to pull out soon or I could get p-pregnant...N-not that I mind you c-cumming inside me...just thought you should know...Never mind...forget I said anything...
>>14862645He's a nice guy don't ya think
>>14862653NoI wish he learned to draw faces at least
>>14862355>>14862369We all need a little pony inside us
Looking round room,I can tell that youAre the most beautiful pony in the...room.In the whole wide roomAnd when you're on the streetDepending on the streetI bet you are definitely in the top threeGood looking ponies on the streetDepending on the street
>Shitquestria Girls in the OPi thought that junk was banned or something
>>14862683Shut up and fuck me already
>>14862673>>14862646Now I know my dick has a heart, cause it's breaking
>>14862612those are my two favorite horses
>>14862694I don't know why we used this shitty thread, but it was already at 150 posts when I woke up
>>14862707Please don't bully. I like EQG Trixie, it was the last time I got to see her, ever again in canon. ;_;
>>14862559I want pony to sit on my head. Is this normal?
>>14862713>bullyHating EQG is not bullying. It's common sense.
>>14862673now here comes the abortion!
>>14862713EQG anything is shit and it really shouldn't be used for OP. It's bad enough that you constantly post about how much you want to dick her or her to dick you along with the SSfags, fine, do it, but at least don't put that shit in the OP.
>>14862724No, no you don't.
>>14862724>OwTheEdge.jpgGive me a break, anon. Fluttershy bearing children is the greatest thing that could ever happen to MLP.
>>14862662You gotta admit thoughNo one does faces like him.
>>14862742There's a reason.
>>14862742Yes, that's true.
>>14862646>>14862673Maybe my male biological clock is ticking, but I've been finding the idea of impregnating a willing woman to be really really hot lately.
post preg pony
>you will never be pregnant
>>14862724>>14862728>>14862740>>14862741Fluttershy would be a horrible mothershe couldn't even look after a pet rabbit...
>>14862763>you will never be a mare>you will never be impregnated by your husbando>he will never tell you how happy he is and do everything he can to make sure you're comfortable and happy>you will never have the perfect husband and father for your child
>>14862773I'm not gay, so why does that make me so sad
>>14862761but i like unbirth more
>>14862770Fluttershy would be crazy.
>>14862534Pony needs to bait better because two of the last set made some great games
Now that I'm satisfied with what I have done game devving wise, I'm going to write a disgusting fapfic about Flutterdomination
>>14862794Ya got me, anon. I laughed.
>>14862807to the moment i sayhappily ever af
>>14862813is fluttershy the dom or the sub?
>>14862821Fluttershy is dominating and mind-breaking Anon.
>>14862784>he will never let you be a stay at home wife>Everyday after a long day at work he will never kiss you on the cheek and tell you how happy he is to have you and this foal in his life
>>14862840>he will never rub your tummy through your nightgown and tell you how excited he is to be a dad>he will never give you soothing pubic massages throughout your pregnancy to mitigate the pain>he will never hold your hand during labor and tell you that you're doing a great job
>>14862861because i've played for 1,400 hours. i've done my time.
GOOD MORNINGHave you praised the sun today?
>>14862888shit, i fucked that up didn't i?
>>14862861because there's brony scum everywhere.and i have work to do.
I forgot how much fun Goggles could be.
>>14862904oh please, i remember that. that had to be atleast a year ago. that and the Hitler one were the only ones worth remembering
>>14862902Because if the sun is too big, you'll go blind from looking at it. I'm only looking out for your eyesight.
>>14862861It's a garbage shooter that panders to the demo-graphic are less casual than the CoD crowd but not as nearly as good as the quake crowd.But to be more specific to it's mechanics, I hate forced-team play through archaic classes and hate that all that even the scout class is slow when in comparison to any older shooter.Then you have the weapon unlock system which is although now P2W, but extremely annoying and since most weapons run on stats rather than actual function, I'm not surprise that they run into balancing issues after every new weapon release.
>>14862939cool autism bro
>>14862939I have no idea why people defend LoL pay to win bullshit.
>>14862957>league>p2wbut that's wrong
Five more days until new pony.
>>14862939>TF2>weapon releaseit has been a while.
>>14862954>Express dislike for something>LOL AUTISM!Why don't you just go back to /v/? Surely they will accept your irreparable thought cancer there.>>14862957It's easy, because they are buying it, like how people said that T:A and PS2 aren't p2w, yet you have guns that cost 7-10$ and a bunch of exp-boosting packs.The problem with P2W is that it creates a situation for developers to create either over-powered or pricey items and then slash the strength of these items a week or two later, gaining the maximum profit from all the people flooding in to buy the latest meta.>>14862939>now P2WI meant not* P2W
>>14862969BUT I CAN'T SNUGGLE HER BECAUSE I'M NOT REAL
>>14862988>there will NEVER be another early episode leakNaive.
>>14862939sometimes your posts sound like /v/ copypaste that is slightly rewritten each time.
>>14862988i wish. the leak killed the hype early.
>>14862972>grind an entire week for a single champat least trombones ascend had the dignity to stop uptading>tfw maxed pathfinder
>>14863018>i like the hype more than i like the show
>>14862972People that pay real money for their champions have a advantage over people that don't. That advantage being that they can spend more in game currency on runes, which provide stat bonuses.
>>14863021>>14863027>it is impossible to win a game of league unless you have this specific championAll of my kek
>>14863018and from now on it will happen to at least two thirds of all episodes. we are basically in a semi hiatus. not having a single weekly moment this thread pivots around kinda saps the thread's energy.
>>14863033oh right because champs in lel are homogenized and boring
>>14863033That's not what p2w means
>>14863033Reading is hard.
>>14863033Why don't you actually read the posts you linked?
> >>14863044 >>14863048 >>14863049 >>14863059>"d2g"-mlpg
>>14863040Why is she wearing a shirt
>>14863030this is cuter then it has any right to be.
>>14862761>>14862791I cannot unsee the words "anon fits quite snuggly". Unbirthing general was terrible, you could really see how it was a single, nigh-crazy anon trying to make the thread continuously.That was a period where I decided to use venture into /mlp/ more often to use it as /c/
>>14863067Sometimes, pony wants to wear a shirt.For maximum comfort.
MLPG why are you a hivemind?
>>14863101but we aren'tsource: literally any time someone brings up pinkie pie
>>14863075There was not supposed be a link.
>>14863101i am going to link all three posts and lol!
1. your least favorite pony2. your 2nd-least favorite pony--9999999999999999999999999999999999999999. your favorite pony
>>14863124It's not going to happen, anon.
>>14863133i'll take things that aren't even remotely hot for $500 alex
>>14863133Ugh. I scrolled without looking at the panels that much and got the shock of the lower picture.The colouring job an finelining is shit.
>>14863137I'm sorry, the right answer was "Fuck you!".
>>14863133that second-to-last row of panels will never fail to crack me up
Pony needs to go on a diet of even more boopin'
>>14863133>>14863146Reminds me a lot of the "lust penis" TF in that dA Starfox fic. You know, the one made into the famous .gif
>>14863022le hypefags amarite xd
pony should guard night
>>14863178Pony already does a pretty good job of that.
If fluttershy becomes a batpony in that vampire bat episode I don't know what I'll do.
>>14863186luna is too busy being offscreen to do anything
>>14863178But is pony the sword in the darkness? The watcher on the walls? The fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of pony?I don't think so.
>>14863191Yeah, she's offscreen SAVING THE DA--NIGHT
>>14863190Start by acquiring better taste in pony. Literally any other canon pony would be better.
>>14863190>Can i suck your blood? If you don't mind that is.
MLPG I want to drawfag for you but I hate circlejerks. What do?
>>14863022Fans of the fandom >>14863151
>>14863218Draw a fluttershy. That's what you do.Also don't get involved with circlejerking
>>14863218Draw anonymously and never respond to anyone who refers to anything you've previously done.
>>14863218If you wanna drawfag, then drawfag.