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In which fashionable ponies practice ponying fashionably.
It's only proper for such pretty ponies.

>>14799987
Previous thread.
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WE CHEEK CARESSING NOW
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>>14805229
First post for Applejack
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the party has ended
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>>14805242
She may be second in the thread, but she is first in love.
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>>14805229
I see only one pretty pony
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>>14805270
hey, now, rarity's not that ugly
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>>14805240
>you will never caress pony's cheek
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>>14805293
feels terrible man
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>>14805270
>>14805277
They're both pretty, morans.
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If a Centaur is half horse, is Satyr a quarter horse?
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>>14805317
Can you fuck off?
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>>14805317
What a shitty pic
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>>14805317
I know you're just doing this to bug that one guy, but I'm going to respond anyway
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>>14805319
this anon gets it
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>>14805326
A centaur actually is more than half horse; they're the whole body except for the head, which is replaced by nearly a whole human body besides the legs, which are like, 1/3 of a human.
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>>14805240
Why is that picture so incredibly erotic?
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Bros, you are not going to believe this but did you know some bros out there totally want to fuck ponies!? They draw porn and everything. It's so fucking weird!
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>you will never chill with pony
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>>14805367
what kind of faggot doesn't want to fuck the ponies?
why would you even watch the show if not for the smut?
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Drug pones make me think of Ghost!
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What the fuck's the point of this thread?

It's not board related, there's no show related discussion going on, the OP isn't doing a "study" or anything and is just asking for replies, and this thread is in clear violation of Rule 3 - "Topics must be show-related. When discussing people, they must be associated with the show and not the fandom."
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>>14805363
Not sure if erotic is the word I'd use.
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POSTING PONY INDULGING IN A DRINK THAT CONTAINS A PSYCHOACTIVE SUBSTANCE.
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Stupid question, but still: when did we start posting the "I love X" in old, autosaging horses?
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Guys I need your expertise

How do I talk to grills?
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>>14805395
THAT'S ILLEGAL
I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE DEA
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>>14805385
she was so young
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>>14805385

GHOST IS A GHOST
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>>14805385
>thinkgen of ded
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>>14805402

That is a difficult question to answer anon you have to give us a bit more information

Is it a gas or charcoal grill?
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>>14805412
LETH
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Your princess demands ear scratches!
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>>14805402
protip: ____________________________________________________________________________________________ don't __________________________________________________________________________________
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>>14805391
It does turn me on a lot, I find it very erotic. It's entirely possible that others may not find it so, since the picture has little to nothing to suggest inherently erotic implications.
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>>14805419
HELLO
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>>14805433
BOOP
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>>14805363
>>14805391
>>14805429
It's part of a larger image that's Twilight making love to a dude.
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How ironic, that someone with the nickname "Ghost", would die at some point.
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>>14805418
It's a human grill
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>>14805357
dude what
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>>14805402
Give up. Even making eye contact will cause them to accuse you of rape.
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>>14805422
no bestpony no care
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>you will never corrupt and enslave princess twilight
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>>14805395
Tell pony to stop and tell pony that coffee is shit.
>>14805344
>>14805357
>>14805447
Please stop spamming your drug pony images
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>>14805447
Don't mind me
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>>14805412
And how was your Turkey Day?
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>>14805402
Anon.
It's time to stop posting.
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>>14805438
SAME TO YOU

>>14805471
GOBBLE
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>>14805397
the guy doing "I love Princess Twilight Sparkle" has been doing it for at least a couple of months
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>>14805453
She would turn on you before you knew it was too late.
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>>14805441
sheeeiiiit
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>>14805477
Rate the season so far, to the 16th decimal
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open up mister mailbox its time for your breakfast
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>>14805492

mister mailbox is a rampaging carnivore
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>>14805397
dunno, but thanks for reminding me
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>>14805484
So he started it and other people just followed suit for lols, just as I suspected.
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>>14805465
ooh all right

what if stoned trixie is right?
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>>14805229
which episode is this from?
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>>14805492
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>>14805462
Many people find a well made cup of coffee delicious with a bonus pick me up. Sorry you are not one of those people.
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>>14805515
best night ever
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>>14805515
It's About Time
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>>14805422
Too bad, she's getting bellyrubs
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>>14805536
NONYMOUS
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>>14805513
i misss stoned trixie
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>>14805547
ANON!
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>>14805523
I don't care for 'pick me up' and coffee tastes awful
>>14805548
I don't and I wish you stop spamming drug images
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>>14805513
Stone Trixie is always right

>>14805548
fuck you for posting that image seconds before I could
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oh man I was just looking to troll that fag, not feels. I-I don't know man, I just don't know

>>14805548
http://derpibooru.org/tags/stoned+trixie?ignore_spoiler_for=stoned-trixie&page=2&scope=scpea90f2f2b49674abdb505c1034f5dec822b44314a

all these pics ;_;
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>>14805557
FUCK YOU!
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>>14805567
GASP

I'm telling moot you cursed!
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anyone up for a stram?
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I laughed, I cried, I smoked a bowl in her honor. Then laughed again
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>>14805583
I'd watch it
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>>14805583
Absolutely droolanon!
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>>14805583
unf saliva unf unf
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>>14805589
I'm glad stone trixie is no more and that stoner, ghost, is dead.
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>>14805422
Her requests shall be fulfilled.
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>>14805565
>troll that fag
you're what
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>>14805598
1) ghost never actually smoked weed
2) that's super rude even if it were true
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>>14805600
hhhnggg
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>>14805565
>want to spam to annoy
>end up attracting actual idiots who will constantly spam instead

congratu-fucking-lations

you've probably juts made MLPG and EVEN SHITTIER place to visit

I couldn't thank you enough. No, really, give yourself a round of applause for your utter foolishness and deliberate ignorance of everyone telling you this was a really bad idea, for reasons explained in the small greentext earlier.
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>>14805583
stram derpy.me/e7bqs
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>>14805621
No it wouldn't be if it was true, and it is true because only a stoner would make such degenerate and crass 'art'.
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How do I pony more effectively?
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>>14805565
holy shit Kraut drew thing
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>>14805630
thank god we have quality posters like you around here!
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fat fetishists check the fat thread
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>>14805649

You can't tell me what to do.
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>>14805600
>>14805627
Is...is there more like this?
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>>14805645
Yes. Instead of maybe sometime discussing ponies, we will instead devolve into drug shitposting drama all day, every day, and people will loudly wonder what went wrong.

Truely, we've become more enlightend.
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>>14805631
damn, i was about to stream
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>>14805598
it happens to us all, eventually

>>14805616
dude watch out for that swan

>>14805630
no need to thank me anon, its pure gratis

>>14805643
is that good?
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>>14805680
yeah. I thought he stopped drawing pone ages ago
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>>14805676
omg, anon, im posting pony in a pony thread, I am literally worse than Hitler
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>>14805674
I like the way she's a horse.
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>>14805557
Sup.
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I like this Pinkie.
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Rarity wants you to choke her a little.
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>>14805720
Remember Goth pank?
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>>14805707
nobody can just STOP pony, unless ded or brain ded
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>>14805738
Goth Pank was so great.
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>>14805680
it seems you were distracted by my humorous image
Let me be blunt: spamming images purely because you are aware that it causes one anon in the thread consternation is really rude and just a fucking terrible thing to do, seriously. Cut that out.
>>14805712
The problem isn't that you're posting pony, or even that you're posting drug pony: it's that you're posting drug pony for the express and sole purpose of pissing somebody off.
That's not cool no matter how you spin it.
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guys what are you doing
stop
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>>14805712
>that excuse again

thanks for giving yourself away in that your the same fucking guy who's been spamming MLPG with various shit for two years, now
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>>14805720
I like this Babs.
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>>14805748
>>14805738
it was
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>>14805720
omg, don't post that, ponies and people that have body modifications are deviants and drug users. that offends my autism, please Fuck Off!
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>>14805753
MLPG would be a weird place if we actually stopped responding to dumb nonsense
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so

has anyone here ever tried any illegal drugs?

i've only tired weed, but i was stupid enough to mix it with some absynth, pretty fun
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>>14805738
Goth pank is slightly more unf than pank classic.
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>>14805780
NSA/ATF please go
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>>14805775
wearing black doesnt make you goth, that is hardly goth
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>>14805789
who?
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>>14805750
Can we go back to when I was feigning ignorance?

Or should I just continue to not care, what some fag thinks?
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>>14805780
anon pls
you're not even trying to make it pony related

but one time I was having a bad time on mushrooms, Celestia sent Pinkie Pie and made everything okay
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>>14805778
No weirder than anywhere else, if things are ignored. It would be surprising, though, if it happened.

So, on an unrelated note for all the Murricans...
How'd Black Friday go? And which pony would commit murder during Black Friday sales?
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>>14805803
that's fucking adorable, kiss me anon!
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>>14805792
I agree, it's hot topic tier but it still counts as goth pank is hot topac tier anyway
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>>14805792

especially in that case where its a really recognizable outfit style that is about as far form goth as you can possibly get
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>>14805789
That sounds more like the DEA
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>>14805817
everything vidya wise isnt worth it atm. and pc part sites are only trying to pawn their old junk on us
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>>14805820
are you a pony
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>>14805760
>>14805760
you got the wrong man, man. Im new here
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>>14805738
I totally forgot
drawing her was fun though
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>>14805775
HOLD IT
THAT PONY'S BUTT MARK IS COLORED INCORRECTLY
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I still wish we'd gotten more out of Goth Pank.
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>>14805844
sadly no, but i am a girl!
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is anyone else legitimately interested in dating someone from /mlp/? i'd rather you guys than the normal freaks out there
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>>14805850
wait, nevermind, I see
>>14805853
Goth Pinkie is clearly a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PONY from REGULAR Pinkie!
Which means... Great Scott!
GOTH PINKIE IS THE RUMORED THIRD PIE SISTER
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>>14805853
I like the muzzle shape
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>>14805753
GFG may be pedo incest general, but that gif is so perfect. Honestly I could spend 5 minutes everytime just to read every single troll bait there and realize how it's 110% accurate for /co/.
It's quite sad, actually, seeing how're worse than /v/.
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>>14805868
i have an artbando and all
so yes, obviously
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>>14805886
>>14805873
druganon pls
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>>14805868
THAT DEPENDS, FAGGOT. ARE YOU PRETTY? WILL YOU PRETEND TO BE PINKIE PIE WILL I RAVAGE YOUR INSUFFICIENT 3D HUMANFLESH?
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>>14805778
If by dumb nonsense you count "pony said this or did that", there would be absolutely no conversation going on except for discussion about contributors and off-topic fetish talk.
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>>14805868
Don't talk like that Anon, mlpg hates that stuff
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>>14805912
>off-topic fetish talk
I'll have you know that pony related fetishry is perfectly on topic
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>>14805912


Pony says you overreact.
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>>14805905
ponka is best pone

>>14805913
ok i'll stop
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>>14805868
At least not me.
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>spamming with a 60 second cooldown time

could you get any more pathetic

like seriously
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>>14805909
same difference

also enjoy your reports for non pony spam :^)
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>>14805913
not him
but would you?
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>>14805949
her, i'm a real life grill
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What draw, MLPG?
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>>14805989

More adorable little stallions

but that is always my vote
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>>14805989
Sombra helping out disadvantaged youths
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>>14805989
Wheaties eating a bowl of wheaties?
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>>14805961
>grill
OK sure, you get the benefit of the doubt
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>>14805989
Scared Fluttershy!
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What I wouldn't give for a nice warm pone right about now...
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>>14805989
draw that pony
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You guys are gonna stay up for the premiere right?
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>>14805853
same
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>>14805989
Wheaties taking a sad shower
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>>14805949
Why not? If we're both on mlpg, we already share at least 1 interest, and likely more.

>>14805961
Is that you again aggy?
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>>14806030
what premiere

the pony premiere was last week
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>>14805989

Seapony or Snakepony
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>>14806008
>adorable little stallions
why must you mock stallion so?
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>>14806051
because he hates seeing happy ponies, obviously
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>>14805519
I do not understand where he stuck that mailbox into or where his dick is.
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>>14806051

I do not mock them

I think adorable little stallions are awesome and would like to see more
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>>14806044
n-no
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Pony hasn't been home in three days...

Should we be worried?
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>>14805989
Draw cute OCs doing silly things
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>>14806096
didn't you read pony's letter?
they're not coming back until next year
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>>14806104
nohooves pls now is not the time for your oc fetish.
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>>14805989
Draw a dandy stallion in the space
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>>14806096
I have Pony now. Pony is much happier with me.
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>>14806096
Pony has found another human to brush her hair and tell her she's a good pone. And this one lets her eat icecream as often as she wants.
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>>14806134
but pony will get fat!

unless pony wants that?
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>>14806066

You'll never hug a stallion, FS. They'll never ear sugar cubes out of your hand one moment and try to assert their dominance the nect when a cute mare passes by.
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>>14806134
>The other human is Ross
I'll show pony some of his work, maybe she'll see through his ruse
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>>14806160
>you will never submit to stallion's dominance
>they will never reward you with all the cuddles you can handle
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>>14806120
But I'm not NoHooves
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anyone else notice the twilycorn doll the girl got from charity during football yesterday.

a little girl opened a gift someone donated and it was the twily plush, she was so happy.
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>>14806177
UNF
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>>14806160

y-you don't know that that for sure anon
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>>14806096
>>14806134
I've recently stumbled upon this thread >>>/gif/5968098 and now I'm depressed and think every human will inevitably cheat on his/her undeserving partner
Don't go there unless you're a NTRfag
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>>14806199
Nope, but that sounds cute as hell
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>>14806203
She's a cutie, isn't she?
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>>14806213
>ntr
>ever
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>>14806199
d'aww
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>>14806213
I'm pretty sure NTR is your brains way of telling you to kill yourself.
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>>14806213
>NTR

I just can't understand it
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Pony is wondering why you haven't constructed a homemade atomic bomb and blow up the white house yet
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>>14806253
because terrorism is not a sustainable solution and the real problems won't stop with a single dead president
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>>14806096
It had happened to one of my cats. He vanished for three days and as it turned out he'd been stuck in a fence all this time. Maybe we should just inspect nearby fences?
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>>14806213
Always assume everyone else is scum. It will keep you safe, it will keep you alive.
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>>14806229
yes, is she the only succubus pony that's popular around here?
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pony is doing the walk of life
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http://sharkrobot.com/products/doge-pre-order-till-december-10

I found the perfect shirt for you mlpg.
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>>14806271
At least I don't know any other.

Though I'm not sure if she's really 'popular' here, I haven't seen her being brought up in months.
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>>14806177
>Implying anyone who isn't a fan of Twilight and/or OCs isn't NoHooves
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>>14806265
Pony doesn't want to kill the president
Pony wants to seriously fuck the status quo and get some chaos up in everyone's life
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>>14806286
That also reminds me that Ghost Light hasn't been drawn in a while.

YO REI WHERE'S THE LOVE
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Meghan hinted at proper story arcs for each character.

Dash has the wonderbolts, Fluttershy has her self esteem issues and Discord. Rarity is working towards being a fashionista, and Applejack is just gonna have apple episodes.

What is Pinkie's arc gonna be? How do you teach the joke character anything?
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>>14806290
I like OC ponies and I'm not nohooves!
I think Twilight Sparkle is a pretty cool pony too!
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What if one of the mane six is actually a sociopath?
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>>14806297
Ded
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>>14806280
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=doge+meme&sm=3
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>>14806286
ive seen er with fluttershy a lot
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>>14806306
>who is fluttershy
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So tell me, how can you turn this...
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Today I'll draw 1 pony. Tomorrow, I'll draw 2 ponies.

Then 4 the next day, and 8 the day after that, and so on until the end of the year, by which point I should be good at art.
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>>14806307
love is not ded
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Speaking of OC's

Butterfly
fuck you endii, you sensitive prick
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>>14806311
Youtube has too much time on it's hands.
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>>14806322
in to this?
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>>14806322
...into this?
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>>14806322
Into this?

I mean, it's not horrible, but it could be so much more!
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>>14806231
>>14806250
>>14806252
It's just another fetish. 90% of that stuff is stupid and unimaginative even when it goes grimderp with the cheating.
There's some nice stories here and there though, but I agree that I just find them hot because of mindbreak/ahegao. I don't need turborape, but a long, realistic sequence of progressive blackmail ending in sex so good that she goes ahegao makes me hard.
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>>14806062
shhhhh
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>>14806343
>>14806344
FUCK.
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>>14806312
Oh, right, I kinda forgot about that one
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>>14806343
Into this.
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>>14806362
BIGGER
that's pretty good though
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>>14806311
W
H
Y
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Wait, are we cute OC now?
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In terms of adding little spiky fur patches do people like those or smooth pone fur?
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I haven't been on this board in months and I'm rather out of the loop when it comes to MLP fandom. I just yesterday watched the first two episodes of the new season, and now I'm wondering; what kind of response did the episodes get here? Also, I know that Equestria Girls and Twilight's wings got everyone really mad earlier. Are these things still as hated, and did a bunch of people drop the show like they threatened to do?
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>>14806336
too soon anon, too soon.
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>>14806364
I do find some dark comedic value in NTR though
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>>14806379
Is that supposed to be lewd?
Because it looks lewd.
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>>14806401
the premier was well received by many
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>>14806391
sure
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>>14806401
Holy crap it's the same question!
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>>14806379
hnnggngn
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>>14806299
>What is the Pinkie family episode
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>>14806391

I didn't know Dooks made a second OC.
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>>14806311
i like that tumblr
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>>14806401
I don't think anyone cared becuase days after the premier everyone was talking about tripfags as usual.
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>>14806432
Haha, I get it.
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>>14806420

Questpones are cheating.
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>>14806445
>Tropicana will never mix you a drink
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>>14806401
The premier episodes were well received
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pa6SGYWADU

Does being born in '92 classify me as a 90's kid?
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do i need to make an oc now? s-should i?
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>>14806420
Oh boy.
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>>14806391
Mocha is my all time favorite cute OC

Always has been , always will be. (must likely)
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>>14806328
There's only 24 hours in a day, Anon. Soon (after the middle of the month) you'll have to draw a pony per second.
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>>14806454
>implying I give a fuck
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>>14806412
There's absolutely nothing lewd in toothbrushin, anon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jY7BLQVMc
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>>14806401
Equestria Girls is just flat mediocre at best, with a bunch of annoying plot holes and an unappealing aesthetic in the human world. But it has its moments.

Twilight's wings/new proportions still bother some, but they've been handling her decently in the new season.

Premiere seems to have an average of about 7/10 around here, most were satisfied. The next episode leaked and it's pretty well received.
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>>14806336
so endii took off forever?
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>>14806401

Everyone who watched it loved the premiere.

People didn't leave because of Twilycorn, although they threatened too. They left either because of hiatus or being tired of horse.

Around the time of premiere it was very exciting with all the old faces coming out of the woodwork.
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>>14806400
Chest tufts are acceptable nowadays as long as it's not distracting and it's a cute pic.
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>>14806473
if you don't then you'll never be able to draw your OC making out with my OC and we'll never really be frens
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>>14806336
What happened? Where is Endii now?
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>>14806391
no
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>>14806391
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>>14806466
Bobby's world was a shit show.
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>>14806401
It was well recieved and a nice kick start, also, so much fetish fuel, and one of the VA's even egged us on a bit. (Pinkie's Creamy Frosting Quote)
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>>14806504
uh, uh, how do i make an oc?
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>>14806504
Post your OC, then.
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>>14806473

You mean you don't have one already?
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...I made an OC once.
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>>14806509

He fucked off to whatever hole he came from when he realized 4chan was not Tumblr.
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>>14806509
Nothing much happened. People will say something about MSOB making him hate his OC and scaring him from art.

He usually popped up after people making those claims and drawing new stuff, some with Butterfly, though I haven't seen him here lately.
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>>14806535
nope
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Tell us about your OC
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>>14806474
Is Adobe Fireworks a good program?
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>>14806540
So did I. And he'd actually be able to fit in the world of Ponyland.
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>>14806540
SHAME ON YOU
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>>14806500
Very acceptable.
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>>14806531
Decide a color you like.

Got it? Now, use this. http://colorschemedesigner.com/

Find some colors that go well with the first color.

Done? Now, you make notes. Hair style. Way they hold themselves. Etc.

Now draw. Draw until you've made a masterpiece.

You're done.
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>>14806550
>MSOB making him hate his OC
explain
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>>14806496
anon...
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>>14806540
Mine always come out horrible
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>>14806554
He grows celery. Celery is a good vegetable. I like celery.
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>>14806531
draw a pony
go to http://colorschemedesigner.com/ and pick out something that's not oversaturated
color the pony
come up with a lame backstory that no one cares about

>>14806533
if you say so
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>>14806567
okay, thanks
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>>14806584
that's kinda tasteless.
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>>14806540
>>14806558
Me too, it was pretty fun for a few days, I drew her back-story and everything and then forgot all about that.
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>>14806554
my standards for OCs are too high that everything i think of is shit

i really wish i had some type of OC i could use for porn
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>>14806585
Is he actually your OC, Spaerk?
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>>14806554
He's the most powerful and has a powerlevel of infinity plus one and punched brolly in the face so hard he turned good and he's dating literally every character in the show but he's not a slut because they're all cool with it.
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>>14806567
Also, they're ponies; they should fit a fairly muted pastel motif. Really bright and dark values should be avoided.
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>>14806540
Me too.
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>>14806582
Not him, but as far as I know endii was complaining that his OC got too much attention I don't know why and MSOB told him to stop whining.
Thats about it.
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>>14806531
Draw a huge penis on it. Instant popularity
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>>14806595
>>14806567
Dat hivemind.

Also, >>14806595, it appears to be a Rainbow Dash recolor. I'd still take her to dinner.
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>>14805441
Link to the pic?
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>>14806585
this is my favorite oc pony but that's the only picture that exists of him
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>>14806584
Christ how the fuck do people think this is a funny thing or even a tasteful thing to do? "Oh look I ignore tact because it's edgy! Am I cool yet?"
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>>14806619
Not really, I just drew it once because I was bored. I don't have an OC
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>>14806603
How so? I don't see any disrespect. And it's acknowledging her passing tastefully.
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>>14806628
>Rainbow Dash recolor
Anon pls
she's a Silver Speed recolor if you want to be technical, but that manecut is used by lots of ponies
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>>14806605
Mine's still sitting here. In my head, and on my hard drive.
He's even got pictures I didn't draw of him.
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Have you made peace with your inner brony yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEVzzUM4zVg
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>>14806540
I made 4 OC's. 1 was a diamond dog the other 3 were not pony.
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>>14806629
http://i.imgur.com/kJdgmTL.jpg
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>>14806639
wAT
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>>14806653
I'm sorry! The angle threw me for a loop!
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>>14806616
Just make something silly and cute and do a Lamar
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>>14806648
what? No I mean turning trixie into an alicorn. Fucking hasbro.
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>>14806668
Nothing about this is sexy, how do you make a pony unsexy?
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>>14806683
lol
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>>14806683
oh come on
it was obvious she was going to become a princess from her first episode
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>>14806683
1/10 considered laughing for a nanosecond
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>>14806616
Draw a penis on it. A huge one. Profit.
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>>14806668
That was really dissapointing
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>>14806696
eh nothing is wrong with the ideas or poses in general the art is just bad
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hey is the new guy here
you still gotta draw a cute ponka
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>>14806616
so use someone else's
or steal a character from something non-pony and use that instead
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>>14806733
what's this new guy
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>>14806727
why do you think the hand part is usually the only thing cropped
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>>14806738
he an artist
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So now there are 4 alicorns, a pony who is both unicorn and pegasus.

Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight Sparkle.

Who among them will be the first to ascend to the next power level? I'm not sure what the term is, but basically a "triplecorn" - simultaneously unicorn, pegasus, and earth pony?
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>>14806733
New guy? How did he get past the squirrels? Did someone forget to feed them again?
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>>14806733
You mean Agathoid?
She's around
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>>14806755
Cadance after the other five elements of harmony becomes alicorns.
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>>14806758
no, not that one, a guy who was having a facebook thingie one or two threads ago and couldn't stop biting the bait.
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>>14806758
Oh the chick that draws the mane 6 as dragons. Eh.
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>>14806782
I don't think Agathoid and QueenCold are the same person
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>>14806782
i do not draw the mane six as dragons

how dare you
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>>14806757
Fuck, it was my turn, wasn't it?
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Ah, night thread is here. Circlejerk is commencing.
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What does the letter say?
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>>14806803
"Will you watch my butterflies?"
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>>14806801

there is room for you in the circle anon just scoot in a little
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>>14806797
Godammit man do you know how hard it is to teach squirrels how to use a chainsaw? We can't keep doing this shit.
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Pony says that SHE'S GIVEN HER LIFE NOT FOR HONOR BUT FOR YOOOUUU
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fart fart fart faaaart
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>>14806803
>D-do you like explosive pones?
>(pls check one)
>[ ] Yes
>[ ] No
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>>14806803
ur a faget
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>>14806812
Can we just restort to the laser-rfled chipmunks
those guys are self-sustainable at least
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>>14805536
Hey Nonymous, can you make this loop better so that it looks like Pinkie's hair is defying physics and simply resuming its former shape everytime Rarity cuts it?
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>>14806801
>tfw no more literal circlejerk with anon
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I still want to post OCs
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>>14806864
that girl, seriously.
That fucking girl. unf
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>>14806864
who's stopping you?
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>>14806737
>stealing OCs
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>>14806758
can you post some of her art?
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>>14806885
I don't want to OC alone.

>>14806882
She does nothing for me.
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>>14806801
I don't like it when anon and people like me just because of my couch.
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>>14806844
I'm not sure I get what you mean...
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>>14806900
never liked that oc
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>>14806897
no don't
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>>14806897
Do it yourself Agathoid. Fuck all this white noise.
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>>14806900

well cute ones that are not horrible to look at are kind of hard to find
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>>14806900
casual naked posting, huge tits and a great ass do nothing for you?
She's even good at drawing.
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>>14806894
try and stop me fgt
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>>14806391
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>>14806921
that's not me
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>>14806900
I like this OC
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>>14806906
Well, the .gif ends with her hair springing up again, looking identical to how it looked before. I was wondering if you could make it loop so it would look like Rarity was cutting the same strand of hair over and over again.
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>>14806816
SNAKE EATER
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Danganya is best OC.
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>>14806954
>>14806816
should I buy a ps3 to play all the MGS games?
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>>14806963
That's not how you spell Renne
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>>14806963
this guy gets it
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I love cute ocs.
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>>14806927
>actually saving that and giving it a meaningful filename

I'm now tempted to draw him once more while sober.
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>>14806963
That's not how you spell Saffron
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>>14806925
Not really. About the naked part. Not the drawing part.

>>14806952
Sadsack is cool. I wish SB drew more of him.
Only thing I never liked were the ears
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https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-gabythehedgehog
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>>14806964
>by a ps3
>to play games
But anon
ps3 has nogames
but seriosuly, no. Just emualte them with your computer instead of buying a whole console just to paly 3 games.
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>>14806964
I personally don't care for them, but you should get a PS3 regardless.

Love the OST of the series, though.
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>>14806979
Doesn't this count as gore?
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>>14806993
>doesn't like naked girls
>doesn't like dicks

What do you like, only female ponies?
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>>14807011
why would that count as gore?
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>>14806998
nogames jokes will always be funny to me
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Pony says the area you are currently in is hazardous; a zone of danger if you will.
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>>14807024
I dunno the whole self mutilation part?
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>>14807029
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>>14807055
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE LIGHTNING
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>>14807054
...they're piercings.
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>>14806953
Something along these lines?
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>>14807029
Danger Zone. Ho ha ha
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>>14807025
the ps4 is actually without games, so that joke would work better with it
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>>14807054
While technically true, they are piercings. a typical piercings, but still just piercings
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>>14807076
I guess it's just difference in perspective.

you still have shit taste though
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>>14807075
yeah but it doesn't send your biometric data to the NSA.

I'd rather wait a few months for Infamous than have muh freedums violated by the gubmint.
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And then mlpg died
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>>14807102
when did I say I liked the picture?
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>>14807116
Finnally. Can it be expunged now?
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>>14807116

Not dead, just resting our eyes
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>>14807019
I like both of those things, though.
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>>14807070
Not really, but it's ok
I didn't think it was possible anyway
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>>14807126
Different anon I guess

I bet you have shit taste too anon
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>>14807102
Well fuck your shit.
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>>14806964
Yes.
You should also buy Dragon's Crown so you can play with meI'm lonely
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>>14783425
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>>14807133
Shouldn't sleep on the job.
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>>14807116

Who would Marker leave all her possessions to? HARD MODE: Not Gloomy.
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>>14807078
>powdered aluminium
does
does that get you high
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>>14807132
But where will MLPG circlejerk and kissup to poeple? Do you really want them out there? I for one don't.
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>>14807178
I doubt it but I'm desperate enough to be willing to try, wanna join
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>>14807178
It'll kill you.
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>>14807178
>>14807196

Don't please don't. Doesn't get you high at all. It is an unpleasant experience.

Use nutmeg.
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>>14807078
You know, that joke would work with some simple changes:
>Remove the last panel
>Change the knife to something else
>Change twilight's dialogue in the fourth panel (maybe "Have you always been like that?")
>Change ponka mommy's response to something else (maybe "Oh, she has alright...") and make her look at Ponka furiously
>Change fifth panel background to include shenanigans Ponk caused at the farm when she was young

And even then it'd be pretty mediocre.
>>
>you can get powdered aluminum from an etch-a-sketch, which is a very powerful explodive
>you can basically use ti as gunpowder

I'm going to buy a fuck ton of etch-a-sketches.
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Twilycorn will never go back in time and save the show from herself
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Best pone and 2nd 1/2 best pone
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>>14807162
giantess vore a shit
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>>14807232
Who's 2nd best?
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>>14807227
and you can also make thermite out of it.
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>>14807180
This is a myth. People who are frens can talk on skype and any 'circlejerking' done here is just to rile you up, anon.
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>>14807235
at least it's not same-size vore
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>>14807216
oregano works better
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MLPG, I can't draw a perfect circle.

Should I give up?
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>>14807257
NO ONE can draw a perfect circle

NEVER GIVE UP
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>>14807250
R-really? How much? Does it make your heart race like nutmeg?

I hate that.
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>>14807257
no

never give up
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>>14807243
Tie between AJ and Pinkie
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Pony tells you her greatest fantasy is to be eaten by a giant snake.
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>>14807263
Anon, I'm fucking with you. Don't use oregano.
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>>14807257
You should give up. Art is a bullshit hobby. Do something worth while your time.
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>>14807232
>implying these arent the three best pones
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>>14807257

Just do what I do and use a quarter.
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>>14807282
I suspected that. I remember that episode of the Venture Bros.
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>>14807278

Pony should consider better fetishes
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>>14807257
>giving up
what would she think of you right now anonymous
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>>14807288

More like 3 worst ponies.
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>>14807257
I never draw a proper circle on my first try when I start doing something.

But then I just ctrl+z a few times and I get what I need. While doing more finished lineart I usually just draw it in smaller sections.
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pony said something about you being 3dpd
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>>14807335
hehehe
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>>14807326
But the thing is, your art sucks. So you aren't really helping
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>>14807288
And Dash isn't one of them.
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>>14807328
Play me off, Piano Cat.
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>>14807347
but they were posting anon, who do you think that was?
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>>14807341
yeah well at least I'm real
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>>14807335
Please tell me what's so sexy about drool? I need to understand these new feelings you're giving me.
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>>14807248
but that's the absolute best mate
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>>14807365

¯\(°_o)/¯
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>>14807364
to her, you aren't.
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>>14807297
I have no tablet. Maybe I should buy myself one. Recommendations?

>>14807283
>art
>bullshit

I've drawn abominations and even I think you're stupid.

>>14807302
>implying I'm drawing mares
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>>14807394
Also, are guidelines supposed to look like shit?
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Pony wants to make thermite grenades to throw them against museums
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>>14807335
it's always the tail
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>>14807347
I don't claim to be an expert at anything, but I don't think you should stress too much over drawing circles when you're starting out (or that's what I gathered from the original anon).

>>14807394
Wacom bamboo or similar is one of the cheaper, good starting points.
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>>14807378
That sounds a little gross
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>>14807394
Why are you even asking mlpg for help?
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>>14807426
Because /mlp/ is full of talentless and/or obnoxious drawfags, unlike you guys.

Not buttering you all up(well, maaaaaaaybe), but it's true.
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I want a pet like AJ. Nice and loyal. Honest too.
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>>14807426
For some reason anyone going here has gotten stuck with the idea of asking art help here rather than anywhere else.

Maybe it's just because it's more familiar territory.
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>>14807443
>shy angel
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>>14807443
I wanna see Fluttershy get turned into a bunny and raped by Angel.
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>>14807440
oh.
It's you.
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>>14807348
>AJ
>Best anything
Boring mudhorse need not apply
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>>14807440
>obnoxious drawfags

You must be new.
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>>14807464
Who?
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>>14807394

GET A MONOPRICE TABLET AND NOTHING ELSE

don't listen to those "oh get a $300 wacom tablet there's literally no other options" bullshit get a bigger better monoprice tablet for $40
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>>14807375
poor Shiny, he's going to look ridiculous in front of his friends now
>>
Undisputable Best Pony Ranking
1: Pinkie Pie
2: Twilight Sparkle
3: Rarity
4: Fluttershy
5: Applejack
6: Rainbow Dash
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>>14807394
I hear good things about monoprice tablets in terms of bang for your buck.
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>>14807464
Maybe. Depends on who you're thinking of.

>>14807472
Not particularly. I just drown out the drama here.
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>>14807481
who cares, they're all jealous he gets to fuck a princess
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>>14807457
I would like to see that also.

>>14807454
Would you adopt her and feed her carrots and celery?
>>
YOU'RE STILL GOTTA DRAW A CUTE PANKO
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>>14807481
...He's married to a PRINCESS. I don't understand how his friends have any room to criticize, aye?
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>>14807487
I dispute this.
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>>14807506
>Raricat
yes, just yes
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>>14807487
No
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>>14807515
Too bad, it's undisputable.
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>>14807513
>YOU'VE*
>>
1.Rarity
2.AppleJack
3Twilight Sparkle
4.Pinkie Pie
5.Rainbow Dash
6.Fluttershy

Though really when it comes to spots 3-5 they change all the time
>>
>>14807506
>>14807457
Everyone knows the only reason Angel isn't pounding Fluttershy every night is because the size difference means he could never get away with it. Level the playing field and she'd never leave the cottage.
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>>14807443
>>14807506
I don't like it
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>>14807524
The mere fact I have disputed it renders that status moot.
I dispute your rankings, good sir, and shall do so forevermore.
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>>14807420
>not enjoying every single drop of pinkie's drool
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>>14807540
Nuh uh.
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>>14807550
i'd enjoy her marecum more
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>>14807550
Candy flavored drool disturbed me even more.
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>>14807476
seconded, minus the obnoxious overtone
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>>14807550
>you will never receive oral from Pinkie
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pony just wanted to be a jet pilot.
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>>14807567
But now she's a jet.
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>>14807487
yes
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>>14807055
poor Lighting, forever personified as the danger zone pone.
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>>14807565
seems like it'd be kinda sloppy
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>>14807556
muh nigga
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>>14807592

Well she does an adorable job at it at least
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>>14807596
Exactly.
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>>14807538
Do you not like the aritst or the concept?
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>>14807513
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Which pony has the best butt?
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>>14807551
Yuh huh!
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1. This list:
>>14807535
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>>14807550
why do people make gifs before the logo-free rips are out

just

i mean

why
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>>14807506
I'd set up a nice area for her to hop around in, with plants and food aplenty
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>>14807641

>needing to ask
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>>14807641
Rarity. She has big fat ghetto booty that she got from her mom and she's proud of it.
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>>14807535
wrongest ranking yet
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>>14807487
>RD that far down the list
>post-MMDW

You're DYEWTSing pretty hard right now nigga
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>>14807513
Gee, stop being such a grump, anon.
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>>14807632
THAT IS GOOD
BUT ADD A BIG HORSEDICK IN HER MOUTH
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>>14807659
I used to do that when I was young and ignorant
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>>14807669
M-muh dick
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>>14807513
>ponk
>cute
does not compute
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>>14807684
but I'm not so grump
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>>14807670
>ghetto
>Rarity
pick one and only one, Rarara and her family are whiter than cream cheese
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>>14807669
fattest yeah, not sure if shapeliest though
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>>14807641
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>>14807710
You can have a ghetto booty and not be ghetto at all, anon. Haven't you ever heard of a PAWG.
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>>14807702
Zecora, please.
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>>14807676
It's the truth though. Sorry, bro.
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>>14807712
PINKIE
YOUR SPINE
NOOOOOOOOO
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>>14807513
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>>14807702
...are we watching the same show?
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Hi mlpg how goes the circlejerk? Unrelated pony news, I got a bunch of books from amazon ranging from comics to artbooks! Sweet deals!

I also am getting a new book I helped kickstart! Pretty swell don't you think?
>>
>>14807710
her mom has the booty of a jaguar
>>
>>14807535
Close, but not quite.
Correct order:
1.Applejack
2.Rarity
3.Twilight Sparkle.
4.Pinkie Pie
5.Fluttershy
6.Rainbow Dash.
>>
>>14807732
Celestia why are you crying?
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>>14807726
>PAWG
I confess I have no idea what that acronym means
that's a cute Rarity though
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>>14807732
I'm not sure if I want to try to comprehend what's going on in that picture from the thumbnail alone.
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>>14807729
pffff she does it all the time, also, what spine?
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>>14807746
>kickstarting a book

but that's wrong

we're in the age of free e-publishing, why the fuck would you kickstart a book
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>>14807760
if I had to guess, "Phat ass white girl"
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>>14807747
God, I wish her mom got more art.

>>14807760
Phat ass white girl.
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>>14807726
Concurred.
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>>14807744
yes, she's an annoying, self-centred, lolsorandumb character that is only ever tolerable in episodes that focus on her.
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>>14807726
>Raributt38
>38
...z-zip file?
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>>14807751
>background pone
does not compute
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>>14807692

http://imgur.com/DzaQN6M
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>>14807728
>It's the truth though.
I really isn't she is easily one of the best characters on the show.
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>>14807760
Phat Ass White Girl
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>>14807785
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>>14807793
much better
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>>14807793
how fitting
>>
Why do you always walk behind pony?
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>>14807793
It's scary how good you are at drawing horse dicks. Hot as hell. But scary.
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>>14807794
Nah. As you can tell by my chart, that spot falls solely to Pinkie. And rightfully so.
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>>14807793
*chomp*
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>>14807813
But pinkie is a disgusting flanderized mess of a character. Her only purpose is to be lolsorandum
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>>14807793
Pfffft. This is acceptable.
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>>14807793
I kinda want to see an animation of it pushing into her mouth endlessly.

Like just a loop of it feeding into her throat
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>>14807771
Becuase I wanted to support the professional artists who offered to give out anatomy tips and general art advice. It's a compilation book and I really am excited to have a copy.

Also having a physical copy of a book is handier for reference.
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>>14807789
Maybe later.
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>>14807831
But that isn't true because it says so on the chart. The chart doesn't lie.
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>>14807801
what is that black thing

i want to bite it
>>
>>14807831
>>14807786
I know you dislike her anon but you don't have to pop a vein in a board for pastel colored horses
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>>14807857
it's a ponut
and it's very sensitive
biting it is liable to get you bucked
>>
>>14807857
the rotting penis of her last mate that she chopped off and left inside of her
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>>14807793
Brae, you're alwways going to be the best in my opinion.
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>>14807844
oh okay, i thought it was just a novel or something

i can dig this

carry on
>>
>>14807793
Sometimes I wish I could be the reverse Brae and draw the most perfect horse pussy you ever saw.
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>>14807857
You would be better served by licking it tenderly
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pony wants to go for a ride
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>>14807879
Don't give up hope, anon.
>>
See? Draw a dick, instant love. Look at all the patting.
>>
>>14807879

Would it be cartoony, realistic, or a mix of both?
Who does the best currently in your opinion?
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Pigtail Princess because I don't need a reason.
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>>14807892
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKsgKCAzYRY&feature=player_detailpage#t=41
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>>14807908
HE'S BACK
HE'S BROUGHT BEST PRINCESS WITH HIM
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>>14807897
Probably just cartoony enough. I think Zajice does a pretty good job whenever he does it:
https://derpibooru.org/293369
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>>14807897
irl mare puss is perfection so I think he should approach to a realistic one
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>>14807896
Actually it was more like "draw something funny". Dicks are funny.
>>
I'm going to marry Applejack and be her househusband. Well, at least until she drags me out in the fields.
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>>14807908
>bestprincess
>with
>pigtails

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>
>>14807896
Yeah but it's brae's dicks.
They're magical.
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>>14807920
I told you guys not to worry, geez.
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>>14807932
being a househusband is my fetish
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>>14807908
but how does one even braid such an ethereal mane?
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>>14807951
Eh. there's not enough to get excited about.
How was everything?
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>>14807850
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>>14807942
You are a drone though. If he were to draw a banana you'd lose your shit.
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>>14807967
Magical rubber bands
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i haven't drawn ponk in a while
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>>14807967
Like a boss.
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>>14807932
What if she drags you out into the fields for sex under an apple tree??

while you both eat apples

apples apples apples apples
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>>14807982
But... no. A banana isn't a dick.
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>>14807684
Now it's colored!
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>>14807960
mine too!
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>>14807861
you seem to think that i am both upset, and dislike pinkie. neither is the case, i just don't think she isnt as good anymore and im dissapointed about how they use her as a character
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>>14807998
I would be OK with that.

Afterwards we can take a relaxing bath together.
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>>14807982
only one way to find out for sure!

BRAEBURNED
BRAEBURNED
BRAEBURNED

DRAW A LITERAL BANANA
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>>14807967
Like so.

>>14807968
Good food and good people.
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>>14807932
You say that, but I'm already her househusband. We've so many children we don't even need to hire workers during the harvest.
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>>14808013
pff
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>>14807349
>Piano Cat
That's not his fucking name
His fucking name is "Assortment of Buttons Feline"
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>>14807998
satisfying 2 pleasures at the same time, I there's heaven it must look like that
>>
>>14808037
Shut up Tex stop ruining my dreams.
>>
>>14808029
Everybody knows that sleepovers are primarily about lesbian experimentation
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>>14807732
I fucking love that.
>>
>>14808027
that's brae?
He's pretty cute.
>>
>>14807998
What if she makes you bite down on an apple as she uses her new strapon to destroy your city boy ass
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>>14808027
that picture scares me. are people really that fame-obsessed?
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>>14808086
>implying my city boy ass is that unprepared
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>>14808062
Not even Tex.
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>>14808066
or homosexual experimentation. I gave my cousin a blowjob when we were 9.
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>>14808027
That sweater is super gay. It's way too gay to be wearing.
>>
>>14807896
IS THAT SOME MARMALADE I SEE
>>
>>14808090
You are in MLPG, you should know this by now.
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>>14808086
>implying she wouldn't ask that one favour Mac owed her
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>>14808097
I was joking
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>>14808100
Same difference.
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>>14808123
aren't you gonna say it's weird or something?
>>
>>14808113
Krautism
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>>14808122
I had assumed so. I was more making a play on the "not even once" thing.
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>>14808161
Wow, anon.
I'm sure somewhere in Germany, Kraut just felt a little sting because he sure as hell ain't here and does not give a damn any more.
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>>14808037
Unless you somehow turned into a pony it is not possible for you two to have children.

Don't feed me that satyr bullshit.
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>>14808139
Why? It's not a big enough deal to get hung up on it.
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>>14808027

forgive me, I didnt have a reference so i just went from memory
i may have taken some artistic liberties but I think it's pretty close right

http://i.imgur.com/8B3UDbo.png
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>>14808227
ahahahahahaha oh fuck
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>>14808214
Yeah, you got me. I just pumped her intestines full of my cum until her belly bloated out like that..
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>>14808214
Where's there's magic, there's a way.
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>>14808214
pony wants your babies
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>>14808227
That looks

PERFECT
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>"Hey Anon, the Cakes are going to do their monthly Sugarcube Corner Cleaning this weekend and I thought it'd be fun for us to help out!"
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>>14808029
>you don't really sleep at a sleepover
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>>14808227
Oh god I love you
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>>14808266
f...fnfghgbn

nhgh
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>>14808214
but
but anon
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>>14808278
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>>14808227
>the touch of midas
turns everything into gold
>the touch of braeburn
turns everything into dicks
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>>14808301
Maybe that's why that guy was so excited about having touched braerbd
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>>14808329
he wants to be a dick?
but that's easy.
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>>14808329

Why would he want to turn into a dick?
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>>14808251
>>14808284
IT DOESN'T. WORK. THAT WAY.
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>>14808329
He's probably going to brag and everything. I guess you could say he's going to be a real dick about it.
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>>14806008
>>14806010
>>14806011
>>14806042
>>14806104
Here's your requests; just in time for me to get ready for work.

I sincerely hope you guys had a happy thanksgiving
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>>14808214

>Unless you somehow turned into a pony

Seems like you got it figured out already anon
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>>14808365
huzzah
have a happy worksgiving
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>>14808355
can we watch nightmare before christmas and pierce our ears?
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>>14808343
>>14808346
Hey man you never know
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>>14808365
That's a cute soccer pony
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>>14808360
Where there's a will, there's a spell. Where there's a spell, there's a way. Where there's a way, there's a spawn rate.
Hell, with the right spell it could even result in pony babies.
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>>14808360
magic will find a way
the magic of love
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>>14808365
We don't have thanksgiving over here

Thanks for doing my request, I like how soccer pone came out!
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>>14808365
Nice
I like the shower one
Showers are nice
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>>14808365

Oh hey awesome, you are the man

And I did, thank you!
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>>14808376
>You will never have a girly night of fun with teen ponk and teen Rarity
>They will never pierce your ears while gossiping about stallions

Just kill me
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>>14808382
>>14808387
MAGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
THERE IS NO SPELL LIKE THAT
YOU WILL HAVE MORE LUCK FINDING A SPELL TO TURN YOU INTO A PONY BEFORE YOU FIND A SPELL LIKE THAT
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>>14808346
cock transformation is a thing, you know
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>>14808397

>gossiping with pinkie pie and rarity about stallions
>they don't really care what you hear and start talking about stallions they've been with
>they start complaining about how they can never have any fun because all the stallions are too big and don't last very long

do you interject
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>>14808377
shut the fuck up you asshole
see, it's easy to be a dick
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>>14808415
You wouldn't know. You're not a wizard. You're not even an apprentice like I am.
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>>14808415
Well, obviously that was the spell that I was looking for, if it leads to siring children. Told you there would be a way.
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>>14808429
>you start to say something
>Rarity asks you if the stallions that you've been with are the same
they just assumed...
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>>14808429
Last time my two girl friends were drunk and they started talking about how many guys they fucked, I started beating my head against the wall in anger.
So probably not.
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>>14808429
No anon, no.

This is just a sleepover between mares just barely coming into adulthood. Nothing lewd. We're just going to watch movies, listen to pop music, paint our hooves, and maybe practice kissingy-you know so we don't embarrass ourselves when we kiss a stallion
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>>14808447

Just calmly explain to pony that you're bi.
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>>14808415
Are you a magical pony? I thought not.
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>>14808475
>barely coming into adulthood

I always saw them as "a few years into adulthood", especially Rarity.
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>>14808477
and that's the story of how anon got spitroasted by futa mares!
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>>14808513

I think the original greentext or whatever said "teen" though.
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>>14808513
What ARE the ages of the mane 6? I've always thought that Twilight was the youngest and Rarity was the oldest.
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>>14808513
More or less but really they can be a little younger or older depending on the context.
I mean they had a sleepover episode and it felt like they were just teens.
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>you will never be as comfy as pank
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>>14808535
All we know is that Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie and Granny Smith is 200 years old.
I like to think from youngest to oldest
Dash
Pinkie
Applejack
Twilight
Fluttershy
Rarity
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>>14808369
Nope, that's not the way.
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>>14808538
If I had a ponk in my sweater I would experience arhythmia
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>>14808586

Oh, but it is. The best way
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>>14808535
and tehre we go again

3 years and you still ahven't decided who's the oldest
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>>14808601
what the fuck is going on with that pony's foreleg
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>>14808601
You can't take that way, so it's not a valid option.
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>>14808535

My headcanon:
Pinkie and Dash are 19ish
Fluttershy, Applejack, and Twilight are 20
Rarity I think could be 20 or 21
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>>14808609
A horrible side-effect to hoofgrip
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>>14808609

One of the bone breaking horrors that occur quickly in certain animations you are not supposed to be looking so closely at. Show is full of them. Poor ponies

>>14808611

Thats what you think!
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>tfw missed out on the Bad Dragon sale
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>>14808636
It's what I know.
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>>14808647
fuck
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>>14808652

You are misinformed!
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>>14808652
You're a meme, Mr Grinch!
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>>14808647
holy shit you mean a large flared chance costed less than 100 for a short period of time
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>>14808647

THE SALE ENDS IN 3 DAYS FUCKER GET BUSY
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>>14808665
My cutie mark is magic.
I know more about this than you ever will.
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I think I'd like to make up games that all involve me touching pinkie's butt without her realizing what I'm doing.
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>>14808680
pretty sure he was talking about the 40% off solid black toys that sold out in minutes
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>>14808680
>>14808691


Shit nevermind
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>>14808680
That's the sale for stragglers and slowpokes, though
I wanted to get a Natascha for 40% off
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>>14808685
>Spank the Butt
>Catch the Butt
>Hit the Butt with a Ball
>Knead the Butt
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>>14808685
>not just touching her butt regardless
Honk that ponk
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>>14808685
But she doesn't mind if you honk honk
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>>14808535
They're all roughly the same age; Fluttershy hit an early growth spurt.

I'm of the opinion that Rarity is the same age as Fluttershy, possibly younger by a bit, and that Rainbow Dash is the youngest by a bit.
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>>14808702
>>14808708

Yeah but it would be better if i could do that and at the same time she was having a doubly good time because she thought she was winning.
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>>14808710
Pank is a year younger then Fluttershy
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>>14808685
Pinkie knows what you're doing. She just loves it too much to make you stop.
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>>14808720
Tempting you with her squishy butt is already like winning
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>>14808723
Roughly the same age doesn't mean the same age.
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Give her the B
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>>14808729
It's kind of a crapshoot whether or not Pinkie actually knows what's going on sometimes or not.
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>>14808750
Boop!
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>getting a large spotted flared chance with a cumtube costs 340 Dollars without shipping fees

Are you serious
I'm just going to use my fist
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>>14808708

But the more you honk the more playful she gets. One minute she's honking your butt in response, the next she's wrestling with you and giving you cheek kisses to "distract" you.
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>>14808750
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>>14808708
I wouldn't be able to stop myself.
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>>14808757
you probably couldn't even take the large flared, so I'm guessing that's a good idea
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>>14808765
>Pinkie asks the rest of the ponies if they've ever played Honk Butt with anon
>they all give her worried looks
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>>14808770
>implying
It's a soft chance, I can take it.
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>>14808770
Seriously, even the unflared is something of a trial to pop inside. And then getting anywhere farther down on it...

Chance is a greedy boy.
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>>14808681

You sit on a throne of lies

I will become the tiny magical horse and you will not stop me
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>>14808786
how come rediv can take two mediums at the same time?
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>>14808767
>>14808765
Horses like it when you touch their butt, anon.

In fact, it's recommended to keep a hand on the butt when you're not in sight of the horse so that you don't accidentally spook it.
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>>14808795
no she can't
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>>14808795
She's probably practiced a bunch.
Or she's just mad stretchy.
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>>14808795
those are mediums and she can't
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>>14808795

Cause she has 2 holes, and mediums are as easy to take as a nicely sized human dick as long as they're medium firmness.
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Pony thinks you're cute
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>>14808795
Clearly she is greedier than Chance
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>>14808808
Not even one in front and one in back?
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>>14808811
Get out of my room pony, I'm posting ponies on the internet.
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>>14808801
But...but ponies aren't horses.
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>>14808792
There is one way they don't want you to know about, my disciple.

All you have to do is kill all the other ponies. All of them.

No cost too great, after all.
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>>14808811
You can't fool me, I can see through your lies.
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>>14808822
Well they do a lot of horsey things, don't they?

Maybe they like it even more when you give their cutie marks a little scratch~
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>>14808811
Cute how? Ugly cute? Cute cute? Smart cute? Pony is so imprecise that I believe it is just a distaction.
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>>14808811

I think pony is cute too. Does she want me to take her out for dinner and a show this weekend so we could get to know each other better?
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>>14808847
fucking hell, changeling
that's not how you eat a watermelon
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will we ever have synthetic, genetically modified my little ponies?
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>>14808839
WOAH NOW
THAT SPOTS SENSITIVE, ANON
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Hey MLPG

Have we already discussed how 'alicorn magic' looks to be exactly the same as the dark magic Sombra used even though he was not an alicorn?
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>>14808858
Pony would love that
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>>14808877
Come one
both at once
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>>14808872
3d printers can print organs. Soon they will be able to print human brains.

And then...
Ponies.
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>>14808882
No but I rather drone on about conributors again
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>>14808882
Maybe he was just using his cape to hide his wings
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>>14808882
There's a reason the substance that makes up Unicorn Horns is called "alicorn", anon
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>>14808877
double doubles confirms.
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>>14808889

I'll pick pony up at 7 then. She better wear a good dress, because I'll treat her well.
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>>14808891
>grab a handful of both at once
>hfw
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>>14808822
>you will never be the little pony
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>>14808895
whoa

got a link to an article about 3d printing organs?
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>>14808882
its just magic from an alicorn
she could have cast any spell on it
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>>14808877

Too bad. Man is the superior creature. Pony will like wherever I touch her or else.
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>>14808891
I want to get a handful of both and go tongue-first on her netherbits
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>>14808882
Maybe he used an alicorn artifact like Trixie did with that amulet?
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>>14808931
just google 3d printed kidney.
http://gizmodo.com/scientists-can-now-3d-print-transplantable-living-kidn-1120783047
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>>14808954
They also got liver too I believe.
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>>14808952
yeah just like twilight did in the crystal empire
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So How do you think Nicole Oliver feels after that pic she retweeted
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>>14808960
hm-hm.
http://inhabitat.com/incredible-medical-advancement-as-scientists-produce-living-kidney-using-3d-printer/

Kidneys and livers.
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>>14808475
>experimenting teens

unf
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>>14808970
>you will never lez out with Dusk Shine's hot older sister
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>>14808963

A bit stupid but ultimately more annoyed at how big a deal everyone is making it seem.
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>>14808968
Scientists just being like "OH MAN LET'S 3D PRINT THIS ABSURD THING"

and then just going and successfully doing it

is why I love science
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>>14808963
She thought it was cute, then found out it was lewd. Then she secretly unf'd.
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>>14808968
>Although these organs can carry out the same functions as a real human kidney, they have no blood vessels or nerves, and consist of cells that can only live for up to four months.

That's kind fo a bummer.
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>>14808952
That's an interesting theory, but his physical form was destroyed by Celestia and Luna and he was still able to shoot dark magic.

Though his horn is quite strange as far as pones go. Maybe the artifact merged with his horn to give him that power? Maybe that's why he became heartless and evil?
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>>14808989
Isn't she the person who got incredibly pissed off about molestia?
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>>14808954
Fucking science, man.
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so when does Rarara become Twilights student? without the EoH best pony needs new tricks.
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>>14808993
Regardless, we're fucking able to print organs
Not long before they'll have all the functionality of normal ones
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>>14808980
Shining Breastplate?
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>>14808986
You ain't seen nothing yet.

http://www.kurzweilai.net/self-soldering-nanotubes-could-replace-silicon-transistors-for-flexible-electronics

http://www.kurzweilai.net/creating-synthetic-antibodies-to-detect-molecules

http://www.kurzweilai.net/a-material-that-can-regenerate-itself-when-damaged
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>>14808963
I'd be annoyed. I mean I'm here sharing a picture that I think it's cute, then I find out that the goddamn thing is actually porn.
It's a children's show, goddamnit. There shouldn't be porn of it.

Of course, that's what I'd be thinknig if I was a VA.
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>>14809009
But Dash has plenty of tricks, she is a stunt flyer
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>>14808970

You will never be a teen colt invited to a popular filly's party.

You will never play truth or dare and be forced to make out with another colt while the fillies sneak touching themselves.

One courageous filly will never pull you away for her own pleasure.
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>you will never watch as your pony waifu lives her whole life, foal to mare, in four short months
>>
Since we're on science and breakthrough discoveries:

How many of you guysm eat ketchup?
Let's see some hands.
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>>14808987
>tfw have never seen a pic with both of fluttershy's qt marks showing
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>>14809011
Shield Maiden?
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>>14809026
Don't do this anon
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>>14809021
I played spin the bottle in a group with some girls once
when it was one of the girl's turn to kiss me she said "oh, anon isn't actually playing, he's just watching" and they let her get away with it
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>>14809026
am i living in fast time
can i not interact with the present
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>>14809021
>You will never play truth or dare and be forced to make out with another colt while the fillies sneak touching themselves.
I'm straight, so I think unfing to this is an indication I need to get out urgently lest I become more confused but in the meantime could we get somebody to draw this
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>>14809038
Joan D'arme?
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>>14809029
What
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>>14809029
catsup is bretty good, i do enjoy it on occasion
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>>14809039
shit i regret posting that, i feel like a cunt, sorry anon
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>>14809048
>
>>14808993
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>>14809029
I do, I keep it in the fridge.
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>>14809045

That's what you get for being an ugly loser. Nobody wanted you at that party anyways.
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>>14809052
Why get hung up on it? Embrace your latent bisexuality!
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>>14809032
That's a shame.
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>>14809060
I like rarada
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>>14809026
>your pony waifu will never comfort you as you die a sick old man
>she will never look just as pretty as the day you met her
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>>14809068
it wasn't a party but yeah that's what happens when you're unpopular
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B-but Rarity, all the ponies are watching us
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