The lightning flashes through my skull; mine eye-balls ache and ache; my whole beaten brain seems as beheaded, and rolling on some stunning ground. Oh, oh! Yet blindfold, yet will I talk to thee. Light though thou be, thou leapest out of darkness; but I am darkness leaping out of light, leaping out of thee!>>14773578Previous thread.
>>14778741Can someone remind me that one time when rarity wasn't a slut
>>14778741such silly ponies
Damn, so close to making a new thread
>>14778774Jokes on you I have a mirror facing behind me
>>14778771Silly PinkieThat's not how you wear a cocksock.
>>14778769the time when fluttershy wasn't a complete useless piece of crap
I've said everything I wanted to about the new episode and now I'm burning out on pony. I'm so bored and I want something fun to do
>>14778794But Rarity was pretty slutty in Dragonshy.
>>14778774is this the newest mlpg forced meme? or is it just 1 guy who spends too much time here.
>>14778802Draw and Stram
>>14778794The one time she saved everyone from that dragon and Twilight from that cock, and that one time in hurricane Fluttershy
>>14778769S1E01-S4E03>>14778802That's what you get for watching the leak.
>>14778782Sorry. That's a neat picture, but why is Nightmare Moon fighting with Discord?
>>14778824Nonymous of such willpower lend me your secrets.
>>14778805>that nonexistent dockdisgusting
>>14778814I can't do either of those things.>>14778824Even if I didn't watch the leak I would still be bored waiting for new pony.
>tfw fluttershy will never put on boxer briefs
>>14778800thats a dumb fetish
>>14778774pony is an asshole for staying out of my field of view
>>14778844But docks aren't canon
>>14778845Fine then masturbate, that's a good way to kill time.
>>14778836>my dickis this the unf replacement? not a huge fan but i welcome the change
>>14778864'my dick' was actually used before 'unf'. I honestly have no idea where 'unf' came from.
>>14778845I can't decide whether I like that style of pony or not, also she's missing some of her mane.
which one is cuter
>>14778860you dont watch the show do you
Why are you awake?
>>14778879I'm going to get married to both of them!
Is this the closest I'll ever get to new Goth Pank in a while?
>>14778840>Sorry.S'allright>why is Nightmare Moon fighting with Discord?Dunno, I didn't draw it.It'd be pretty neat if Luna could harness that power and take that form when Equestria was in trouble though.>>14778841No real secret, I just enjoy live streams a lot more when it's stuff people haven't seen.
>>14778880What are you refering to? In the show they just show the hair of the tail, never the dock.
>>14778879the pink one
>>14778888boxers != boxer briefs that's really nice though.
>>14778874Personally I love it. I'm a big fan of wacky/odd styles like that. Also it's animated very well>>14778862Fine. But I'll just be bored again like an hour.
>>14778873Unf is pretty old. I've seen it in some early 4chan comics. It's just an onomatopoeia for sexual grunting. Tumblr got infatuated with it more recently.But yeah, "my dick" was more common on 4chan for a while.
anyone know any good farting/body odor fics? i am already aware of the one about snails
>>14778907who did it, I want to see more of that style then make the decision whether I like it or not.
>>14778888>touch fluffy butt
>>14778824You listed all the times Rarity was a slut. We asked for the opposite.
>>14778879In that image, both are cuteIn the show?I guess Cadence, Shining Armor hasn't donr much that I'd call "cute", while Cadence did Ladybugs Awake
>>14778907Pierced pony is best pony
>>14778920One Day Fluttershy was very smelly and then she farted on angel.
>>14778942Guts and glory. Okay now what?
>>14778951What about slutty humans?
>>14778896He probably means that time when Snips and Snails had hairless tails.
>>14778949Ken's music is awful. I miss when he was pandering.
A-are the spoilers gone? is it save to return now?
>>14778951>all those non-aerodynamic rivets in her wingsHoward Hughes is spinning in his grave.
>>14778986PONIES ARE CUTEI JUST RUINED THE EPISODE FOR YOU
>>14778967No. Modest humans.
>>14778988Howard Hughes a shit.
>>14778986IT WAS PINKIE THE ENTIRE TIME
>>14778986DISCORD PLANTED THE SEEDS
>>14778984>one of those sticks get jammed in
Where is spooky applejack gif?
>>14778967Pinkie isnt a slut, human or pony
>>14779006That's right! She's into free love!
>>14778986ROSEBUD WAS HIS SLED
>>14779005the sleepover episode from season one
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14779004>onelooks like both AJ and FS got their stick in their party holes
>>14778968Oh, yeah, I guess he is right.
>>14779022Rarity is not a slut.
>>14778920Don't worry I have you covered.Okay so it was a cool day in pontown. "i gotta fart superbad!' said rarity. so she did. she farted fucking EVERYWHERE. her entire general space smelled like fart. okay so now we're in twilight's house okay? okay so since she's so such a bookworm she doesn't shower and she smells bad, ya dig? so she was like "ANON COME OVER AND GET ALL UP ONS ME" (you are in equestria in this story), and you said OK because you're into that kind of thing. you go over to her and she begins to get all over you. she smells pretty bad. goddamn you fucking stupid horse take a fucking shower.okay so you sniff that in like HUUUUFFFFF dang that's good horse smell. and then you pass out from the smell because it's two strong for you. you awake and find yourself in ye dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.What will you do?
>>14779047Hmm. Could be purpler.
>>14778845Found the source of this gif finally http://crockiydile.tumblr.com/post/65906764938/a-lil-animation-based-off-of-the-fabulous-drawing
>>14779022>they all want to give you a makeover
new episode is already out there's literally nothing to look forward to in life for 9 more days. thats a long time to continue living
>>14779091You dont have any other hobbies anon?I couldnt live without vidya
>>14779091but anon its only 6 more days until the next leak
>tfw little witch academia creator has the best taste in pone butt
>>14779118everything is terrible about this
>>14779118>CentaurGross>ANTHRO CENTAUR[puking intensifies]
>>14779128when's part 2 out
>>14779141everything is even more terrible about this
>tfw I will never be turned into a filly by Twilight
>>14779137who doesn't have a secret page yet?
>>14779141.... I would
>>14779128What if Sucy was based on her. Appearance wise.>>14779140Probably sometime after kill la kill is over.
>>14779141That's just awful.
>>14779151>Twilicorn will never teach you how to suck a dick
>>14779164>ifThere's virtually no doubt. Design, but not personality, of course.Is KLK good?
>>14779155mlpg.co/twilymlpg.co/raritymlpg.co/fluttershymlpg.co/applejackmlpg.co/derpymlpg.co/dashieCouldn't find the Pinkie one.
>>14779183Kill la Kill has a lot of fanservice. So that might throw you off if your not into that sort of stuff, but it aims to entertain foremost. It's fun.
>>14779195>Not trying /ponkLiterally my first try.
>>14779118>>14779141Reminds me of my first edit.
How will pinkie pie eat all this frosting by herself?
>>14779205...I tried Pinkie, ponka, pinkiepie, ponkapoe, pinkamena, panko, and panks.
>>14779217She's a fat ass, she'll find a way.
>>14779226Oh she's a fat ass alright.
>>14779248>http://derpibooru.org/483748Already fapped to it, thumbed up it, saved to my hard drive and backed up on my external.
>>14779240Jesus that's one fat ass, I bet she can play the trumpet amazingly.
>>14779272>Applejack is the only one who cares about Spike
>>147792488/10 for concept, 6/10 for execution.Not enough to fap to
>>14779295I missed you, animation flubs.
>>14779285My dick is pretty pleased with horsecocks on women as of late.
And then mlpg diedI blame the leak
>>14779248I'd been assuming that image was an edit ofderpibooru.org/365480but taking a closer look I guess it's just a similar subject matter and style.
>>14779313the leak happened hours agoand mlpg isn't even deadstop being retarded
>>14779313I blame you Nonymous.
>>14779313Will you PLEASE stop being a faggot about the leak? Nobody but you gives a shit, they either watch it or avoid spoilers and not bitch about it.
>>14779316Somewhere an anatomy textbook writer is curled up in a ball, sobbing.
>>14779279There's practically no Spikejack art.
>>14779316Now this is unfing
>>14779333>>14779279GG is truly a visionary
>tfw no new waifufics
>>14779313It's late anon and people have food to eat tomorrow with people they don't like. Or crappy work shifts. Or oth.
>>14779332what's wrong with it?
>>14779363I have food to eat with people I love and no work.
>>14779373Well I have both and I'm still sort of here. Distracted by my roommate watching the Doctor Who special. I should sleep to avoid spoilers.Good night, MLPG
Tell me I wasn't the only one who thought that this is gloryhole.
>>14779389This board knows no bounds to when clop is put out.
>>14779386Yes you were, where did you even get the idea?
>>14779386>>14779389This season is going to be perfect.
>>14779354Why yes, yes it is. Turns out Fluttershy gets off to her fear of dragons.
>>14779389She's pretty easily turned on.
>>14779412Dash is always horny.
>>14779279This is the season where Spike moves on from his Rarity crush and starts crushing hard on AJ.
>>14779407Well you know, hole in the wall and sluttiest of all pone near it. It just poped in my mind.
>>14779389>Rarity realizes what she's doing and pulls out>RD backs up confused"Why'd you stop?">Fluttershy and AJ watch embarrassed as she gets Dash off for ten minutes
>>14779428Pinkie didn't even go near the hole.
>>14779428You have a lewd mind sir. To lewd for nice christian threads such as this. Please escort yourself out.
I'm done fapping and I'm still bored
>>14779474Try doing something fulfillingLike artOr maybe take up a card game
>>14779474Fap again. Have yourself a nice 6-7 hour fap
>>14779313Didn't you say you were going to try and be less of an annoying shithead?That's working out real great.
Did anyone notice that only AJ looked back?Is it a sign that AJxSpike end?
>>14779474Buy a video game. Then fap to the characters.
>>14779480It's nearly three. It's too late/early to practice art.>>14779487>>14779482Guys I don't want to fap anymore. It was really boring and not very pleasurable.
>>14779499Then just buy a game and play it. Then fap to it later.
>>14779499Go to bed
>>14779499You could always go to sleep.
>>14779474Go window-shopping.Take in the weather.Buy an expensive sandwich.Look at trains.
>>14779272I see an animation error!
>>14779520Are you purposely being late?
>>14779520STEP IT UP>>14779295
>>14779502I'm at the point where games aren't fun to me because I have so many things on my backlog playing through games really seem like more of a chore so I can move to the next game. I have a copy of Disgaea D2 that I haven't opened because of that. I wanna buy Dragon's Crown, but no one to play it with.>>14779503>>14779509I don't want to go to sleep bored. What do you guys do for fun other than horse around?
>>14779389Yeah this is neat and all but where's rd donuthole?
Pony wants you to have a little faith in him.
>>14779535download a new album of something chill and go to sleep listening to itthats what i do anyway
>>14779535I Pony and Fap.You could always try drugs, my brother seems to have fun with that.
>>14779553I listened to one of my favorite 2013 albums a few hours ago. I'm just not in a music mood right now>>14779554I'm out.
>>14779579Good now that he's gone let's have some fun!
>>14779535after thinking about it I've come to the conclusion that my life is literally mlpg, vidya, strams, and fapthis realization is very unpleasant
>>14779593No I mean I'm out of weed>>14779596Let's be bored together
Just so you all know, HypefagAnon is Nuffy from the MLPG steam group. If you have an account, please go on and call him a massive faggot who is worse than Ponebrone.
>tfw lost all interest in everything
>>14779622I'm not going to do any of that
Man it took Hasbro 3 years but they're finally cranking out the merchandise a decent (nauseating) rate.
>>14779639They probabyl thought the success was a fluke taht wouldn't last. However mlp has increased in views/sales for 3 years straight...
>>14779649Shit, they found my bedroom.
>>14779655That can't be your bedroom, there's no one tied up in there.
>>14779657Very cute, anon.Now draw the one on the left sucking a dick and wearing a collar.
>>14779680SDTShinobu hairThank me later
>>14779651Being a fly on the wall at Hasbro HQ over the past 3 (or even 4) years would have been amazing.>the meeting where they decide to tap Faust for MLP>Faust hates us now what should we do?>The "why the shit all these dudes watching the show" meeting>They want to start a convention?>What the hell is a Derpy?
>>14779680>collardicksuckanonI should have figured that was you.
>>14779703Wait, what? There's a collardicksuckanon? This is the first time I've brought it up....At least I think it is...
>>14779657BIGGER BOOBS>>14779703BIGGER PUPILS
>>14779703It's weird when you're surprised that an artist drew a pony
Pony needs your help cleaning a microwave!How do you help her?we should have a "ponies doing mundane things cutely" thread
Have you gotten your favorite pone that one present she really wants for Christmas yet?
>>14779770YesShe explodes into orgasm
>>14779770Give her a feedbag of her favorite food, sit her in the living room with her favorite show on, and clean the microwave myself.Pony doesn't even have hands, how could she clean a microwave?
>>14779788Well, she already got me.But yeah I got her those books.
>>14779788Wish the artist would do more stuff like this
>>14779791>Give her a feedbag of her favorite foodDD confirmed for feederPone would eat forever if you kept filling up her feedbag
My mom sent me a Pinkie Pie Christmas tree ornament. That was the highlight of my day.
>>14779811I wouldn't keep filling it up, but if the microwave needs cleaning it means pony is hungry and tried to cook something that exploded.
>>14779788Stop posting cute thingsMy heart can't take it.
>>14779815niceare you gonna get a little tree?
>>14779703...actually I wouldn't mind seeing that either
>>14779807>Well, she already got me.
Shitposting inbound, prepare your bait.jpg images.>>14779815>letting your family know about pony>revealing your power level>everthe only reason my family knows is because I left my plush out when they visited one time
>>14779828I'm at university right now so I'll bring it home and put it on the big tree.
>>14779810who is the artist?
>>14779841I'm pretty sure if it has no holes between her legs they wouldn't even bother
>>14779841>Left a figurine out.>Mom is the type that will come into the house Okay, I guess she gets too, she's the landlord.>It's the first thing she notices.
Pony found your weird porn folder
>>14779841If I had know how she'd take it I'd have told her sooner! She keeps buying and making pony things for me!
>>14779862what's she gonna do about it
>>14779863What happened to her necklace?
>>14779862if you dont have one will pony make one
>>14779862But there's nothing weird about it.I just think pony is pretty.
>>14779862...and she liked it.
>>14779862I didn't know pony could break AES-256.
>>14779871Congrats.She now thinks she has a gay son.
>>14779862How did pony get a hold of my security key? Has pony been keylogging my computer?
Dunno why but that coach reminds me of Lauren. She is red and sweet and adorable.>tfw you like secondary character more than main one
>>14779877yesand it will be filled with your least favorite pony
>>14779889she keylogged your password
>>14779862Pony, I'm not a stalker.I swear, that pony just looks kinda like you. It's not a picture of you.Please, pony.
>>14779906Oh yeah?Well, I backtraced her and the consequences will never be the same!
>this fucking spam>almost 2014>ded thread>one post a minute
Alright motherfuckers, who dunked this faggot so hard that his analpain caused him go mad?
>>14779963>>14779964Why are you replying? Report, hide, move on.
>>14779971Because it's so dead that replying is the only thing to do.Pull the stick from your butt
>>14779680Bad Deaf.Get down from there.Go on. Shoo.Sunny's eyes are still bothering me.
>>14779925>Well, I backtraced her and the consequences will never be the same!Pony begs you to show mercy... she's only out on probation, if Celestia hears about this she goes straight back into the dungeon.
>>14779977what if ponies
>>14779963>first time in medbay.jpg>not being born a master of space lube cyro tubeScrub.
>>14779971i didn' reply to no one idiot
>>14779977Might as well post pone.
>>14779989indirectly responding is still responding
This takes me back
>>14779979I mean it, the pic is damn cute.And everybody knows the only way for Sunny to look right is if she has a donut with so much frosting it's basically a giant cupcake and her eyes are like OuO
>>14779999It's like being back in /co/Only, he's lacking horse gore.That is some of the best stuff.Like the gif where the bull gored the horse and it kept running as it's guts fell out.
>Nuffy banned from steamchat.REKT
>>14780014I'm still wondering if half that horse gore was real, the organs looked like they were made of plastic.
>>14780031Wait, did some bronyshit record a bunch of covers of hospice?
>>14780046nah it's a fanfic based on itbeen meaning to read it but god fucking damn
>>14780035Eh who cares.Free gore!
>>14780019>calculating pathways>All my tabs crash
>>14780055The guy shitposting right now.
>>14779999It's like i'm really a 14 year old on /b/ again.Ah, good days.Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat?
>>14780058>not being part of Google's database
>>14780069I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
BUY ME THINGS
>>14780075I don't think that's how it went.>>14780082>people reviving an old dead joke with ponygod damn it
>>14780094there's a pony for everything nowadays
>>14780069Uuuh, uuuh, I can do one too!I got nothin...
>>14780103There isn't a pony to love me
>>14780101Rip in peace shitposter.
I'm Applejack! Apples apples apples.
>>14780123this is where you're wrong
>>14780129I'm Rainbow Dash. WONDERBOLT WONDERBOLT WONDERBOLTS
Pony should pony pony pony pony.
>>14780069WHERE'S THE CAKE, EGGMAN?
>>14780138I'm Pinkie Pie. PARTY PARTY PARTY
>>14780135But that's a pony to love her husband.Can I have one more like this?
>>14780123I bet if you really tried you could find a personhorse to love.
>>14780138I'm Rarity. Penises penises penises.
>>14780145I bet it WPSHH'd the hell out of her when it reached her.
>>14780171no it just raped her
>More inconsequential canon stuff to base flimsy shipping onAJ SPIKE TRAIN JUST GOT REFUELED
>>14780178reach for them stars GG
>>14778879first to talk on the left
>>14780145>tfw will never be a mare during the spread of the vines>tfw will never be violated,choked and dragged back to the forest>will never be weakened and broken by those gas plants>will never become a plaything of the forest
>>14780178The only train in the show involving Spike was the train all those older dragons ran on him every fucking night in Dragon Quest.
>>14780145If it came through the floor, how come one of the guards didn't notice the big hole that Sunny D got pulled through?>>14780177Big Daddy D-quord wouldn't want >rape, though. I bet he wants loving chaos-filled sun pony for himself.
>>14780198i am now fully erect
>>14780201The guards are mostly useless
>>14780031I just cannot like Hospice no matter what. It's an alright album, but it's not great. It's not even that sad, I've heard sadder.
>>14779680>>14779829Okay, you win. It was gonna happen eventually.http://i.imgur.com/Tx3E3av.jpg
>>14780189Conversely >I like A>Why do you like A?>Because I like it>Why?>"STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE", WOW YOU'RE A TOTAL HATE-DRONE>But I just asked what was good about A and how it compares to other things like B,C,D and G>JUDGE IT ON IT'S OWN, AND ONLY IT'S OWN AND NEVER BY ANYTHING ELSE
>>14780145TENTACLES ARE A SHIT TIER FETISH
>>14780214i just like singing it on car rides with my brother as we attempt to mimic the lead singerjesus fuck that dude's voice how
>>14780217You cheeky bastard.
>>14780217She sure like dick
>>14779091>new episode is already outwait, whatwas it good?
>>14780198Whatever you say sweetieHe'll be plowing them apple fields before you know it
>>14780217>tits bigger than past the elbowsMEGAUNF
>>14780247Yes. S4 is actually good, who knew?
>>14780217Come to think of it, you don't draw lewd, do you?
>>14780245I don't think a single person who commits to this whole 'anti-rape' thing actually cares about people who are raped.
>>14780219That's the great thing about strawman comics.
>>14780272Some people think nude is lewd
>>14780272Big tits are pretty lewd, Anon.
Whom ever did the art for issue #13 needs to stick around.
>>14780262>S4 is good.
>>14780094You sure? I thought it was 'itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat, I don't believe it, habeeb it, twinkie house'.
>>14780252Spike is obviously gay and a sub. I don't know how you can argue this when it's canon.
>>14780290>>14780292cheesecake is like...diet lewd.
>>14780298Thanks Da- hey wait a minute
>>14780217B-but where's the collar ;_;
>>14780306You have once again fallen for one of my elaborite ruses!You see, I took a picture that used to signal to you that a ruse was occurring but the ruse was infact the post warning of your upcoming rusing!
>>14780272I think he does nudes.
>>14780327Or used to at least.
>>14780321That's the wrong type of size difference!
>>14780217Come on MSOB, with all these characters you've made, there has to be some story, right?
>>14780262>. S4 is actually good, who knewThere's only two episodes!Is it on yay for ponies?
>>14780321>hey kid wanna /ss/
>>14780336When he was a boy some massive tits sat on him and gave him this fetish.
At least Jesus will always love me.
>>14780362This picture pisses me off.
>>14780342Third episode got leaked.MLPG covered themselves in said leak like a whore at a golden shower contest.
>>14780217is she eating cheese with a spoon?
>>14780364>Jesus>not MuhammadDo you even Allah?
>>14780359Well I was talking about using the characters to tell a story but I guess that works too.
>>14780354>>14780369oh yeah, right. the first episode was a two parter. thanks, deaf
>>14780377D-Did you just apologize to me and not post another image like the first one to make me even more mad?What's happening?
>>14780374Praise be unto him.
>>14780355>this place is perfectoh my god this horse is fucking adorable
>>14780374Hey man, we don't need the thread to explode into religious discussion.
>>14780411It's funny that Shadman is drawing pony shit now.His art and porn and fetishes are still awful, but it's funny.
>>14780336>>14780375Only for some. You want me go to go all Glitter Glue and start talking about all my dreams that have yet to launch (or fail to)?
>>14780421It's nice to hear projects.
>>14780420Shadman has always been weird.Once you get over all the dicks and doggy smut it's pretty great, though
>>14780384I wasn't really sure what it was about the image that upset you, so I figured I'd just post more size difference and see what stickshttp://derpibooru.org/420893
I think we can all agree Twilight has the worst voice out of the 6.
>>14780432He's really not. Art wise at least.
>>14780443>Anthro>tfw shouldn't like>but still kinda like
>>14780464Anon I will slap you.
>>14780468>All your other friends got the cool horses>That asshole you hate got your waifu and his hands are all over her>You got the retarded horse
>>14780467Like what you likehttp://i.imgur.com/doiqBQn.jpg
>>14780467Why aren't you drawing big princess tits
what if pone were wolf
>>14780474everything went better than expected
>>14780474That sounds like a start of a great fap story
>>14780474They'll never know the adventures we'll have together.
>>14780474Even if I can't have my waifu I will love the horse I get no matter what.
>>14780488>Anon, out of desperation, tries to seduce the retarded horse, while trying to rationalize the shame boner he gets when he hears someone else fucking his waifu
>>14780474She's not retarded, just clumsy with her butt.
>>14780427FUCKING SPONGEBOB FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SMUG ASS FACE FUCKSeriously, though? I'll be happy to take your questions in /art/
>>14780501I'd be your friend but I don't befriend losers
I want to sit on pony face and have her rim me.
>>14780500You get a gold star if you can make someone cum in their pants from that
NTR is a shit fetish
>>14780521>And then they fucked
>>14780513I wish we had Chrysalis NTR. Just her going around ruining marriages/relationships. Sometimes even fucking a pony right in front of their significant other.She'd start with the cakes first
>>14780501>tfw no girlfriend>only waifu
>>14780536How do you get a girlfriend anyway? Do you have to fight a dragon?
>>14780421Do we look like we have anything else to do?
>>14780513>tfw LK hates NTRI-I thought we had something special...
Pony went out and mined a ton of ore for you!But she smelted it all without pulverizing it first.
>>14780557You have to not fight dragons. Women don't like boys who play silly games.
>>14780565I don't know what that means but I'm like 90% sure I don't care
>>14780513>tfw somehow boner to the variant where it's a sexually promiscuous mother embarrassing her son
>>14780485Pony would have terrible financial ideas and still live with his mom that sound like that pissed off Jewish woman in Big Bang Theory in my head.
>>14780512I don't think people would cum to my drawing of a big-titted princess pone either.
>>14780585not with that attitude
>>14780585You never know if you dont try.
>>14780557That's if she's ChineseFor Koreans you have to beat their dad at Star CraftFor Americans you have to beat them in a pie eating contestFor Canadians you have to say "I'm taking her, okay?"For Mexicans you present the dad with a kilo of happy powder OR the dad presents you with a kilo of happy powder for your bum
>>14780583what am I looking at?
>>14780585They will if you give her inverted nipples
>>14780580>Celestia is your mother>She has a reputation for being a slut>All your friends joke about how they want to fuck her>Whenever people come over she's wearing way too little clothing
>>14780600>Americans>not shoot a foreigner
>She's with me!
>>14780600>For Americans you have to beat them in a pie eating contestOr if you can grill him a burger good enough to make him ejaculate with national pride.
>>14780600>For Koreans you have to beat their dad at Star CraftAw man, now I'll never date Rose.
>>14780612Or shoot the ya es hora with the happy powder, that works to I suppose
>>14780600>For Americans you have to beat them in a pie eating contest>Not own more guns then he does.You know NOTHING about our precious American culture!I clap at you, my good sir!
>>14780644I would kick that pony right in her fucking face
>>14780608>implying I wouldn't want to fuck my mother if she was Celestia
Projects Q&A going on in /art/ I guess.
Imagine how motherly Celestia's mother must beI mean, Celestia is motherly, so her mother must be double motherly!
>>14780658All I wanna do is help you turn into a giant woman
http://i.imgur.com/jWIkZg1.jpgWe anthro now?
>>14780660>She sounds like your actual mother.
I really need someone I can depend on mlpg, especially right nowIt used to be my mum but I can't talk to her about what's making me depressed, she doesn't understand and doesn't seem to want to
>>14780691What's wrong Anon?
>>14780686Let me stop you right there, anon.Fat is the worst fetish.
>>14780686I'm more fond of her non-pone art. Especially the person who seems to commission their shortstack gnome all time. Mmm, shortstacks.
>>14780663What I wouldn't do to be a fly on that wall.
>>14780703What about fit?http://i.imgur.com/MCDxpQi.jpg
>>14780696This one is one of my favoriteshttp://derpiboo.ru/26943
Stop with the anthro, it's weirding out the ponies
>>14780691Despite what Breaking Bad told you, you cannot get rid of a body using common acids.What you need is a pig farmer who can keep a secret.
>>14780695I'm trans, but my mum thinks I'll grow out of it, so i'm too scared to try talking to her about it again. The combination of my mum not understanding and my gender dysphoria is really fucking me up and there's nothing I can do about it
>>14780703Say that to my face not online.
>>14780724how about this http://derpibooru.org/197048
>>14780686I can't see that guy's Fluttershy without thinking of thisnot that I'm complaining
>>14780742Badgerben is the best
>>14780742I don't like futa
Pony doesn't know what the fuck is going on
>>14780703You're a faggot.
>>14780724>those little stumpy arms
>>14780751All in a day's work!
>>14780658what is this feeling
>>14780658>curvy hornswhy does this bug me so much
>Notice store got in mini comics.>Bought the set, not a single fuck given.>Years ago, felt like a scene from Mission Impossible to sneak a blindbag through self check out.Someone even saw me this time, fuck...
>>14780805erect throbbing horns
>>14780805You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved swords, CURVED swordsYou're probably racist
>>14780805>curvy hornsjust like the rest of them
>>14780501>tfw I've lost all of my real-life friends and all but one of my online friends because I never talk to them
>>14780503>>14780672>no one caresokay.jpg
Pony's little kitty
>>14780865>check what else the artist has drawnhttp://derpibooru.org/412441DOOKS
>>14780878you should draw more storm princess stuff
>>14780826lyra's curved dripping needy horn
>>14780826>derpy gets a new haircolor and normal eyesUNCLEAN
>>14780896Did that fucker just slice up Lily?
>>14780876>never talking to people
>>14780814>First mini poster is the Filly Dash with the cock legs.Oh my god.saying boxwee
TWO FUCKING SEASONS LATERAND THIS IS STILL THE BEST MOMENT IF SERIEShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5UMAreRuv1o#t=1934
Haz que no termineHaz que pueda ver
Pony fell. Why did you push her?
>Family coming to house for Thanksgiving.Shitshitshitshitshit.How do I hide all of my pone merch!?
>>14780966God made me to it.
>>14780967>He doesnt already have an emergency duffel bag and hiding spot picked outAnon, this is entirely your fault.
>>14780967>all of my pony merch>having enough merch that it's difficult to hide
>>14780967>having pony merchYou deserve it
>>14780967Put all your merch in your underwear.Hell even your underwear drawer.
>>14780983>He hasn't blown over a hundred bucks on mini figures, and vinyls.
>>14781007>Nowhere to stuff money in.
>>14781002That's because I blew all my bronybux on a single plush
>>14781007>Royal guards go to the strip club on their weekend leave>see this
>>14781021You idiot, that isn't where he holds her wallet.
>>14781032Yes. People put the money directly into her wallet.
>>14781032>>14781034A wallet would fit very snugly in a horse vagina, I would imagine
>The end of the mini comics teaches you how to draw ponies.Cute.They expect people who read these to have the drive to want to be creative.
>>14781023>"There's just no escape, is there?">"I wish I could get off this ride."
>>14780878Post it anyway. There's nothing to lose and someone who isn't here now will see it.
>>14780743>tfw helped write that
>>14781055Yeah, it does.
>>14781080you should write more
>tfw just want a qt pony to pop an oxy and snuggle with
>>14781113"pop an oxy"?
>>14781086This reminds me of all the "how to draw ______" books I got as a kidEveryone knew I liked to draw so they gave me those books by the bucket and I didn't realize until years later that all they do is tell you how to draw that one specific thing from one specific angle without teaching you anything valuableWhat a load of shit
>>14781139That's a flaw in most "how2 draw" books. They never encourage you to explore other things.
>>14780951no, its notWInter Wrap Up is
>>14780878I will start to care when you start to draw ponies, not creepy meat bags
>>14781139Yeah...well it's two pages out of a mini comic, I wasn't expecting something groundbreaking.
>>14781129Anon I know a few people that got hooked on painkillers, it's never pretty. Stop doing that sort of thing, even weed is less harmful.
>>14781163>'even' weed>implying weed is harmful at all
>>14781163>even weed is less harmful.I knew a friend who was hooked on weed.He killed himself in a drive by with used weed needles.Right into an elementary school for nuns!
>>14781160Oh, I wasn't really complaining about that, it just reminded me of those things
>>14780896I should write more Storm Princess stuff. It still knocks around in my head to this day.>>14780878>>14781075Okay, moving on.So, Major Miners started as a MLPFIM fanthing, and then I decided it should be its own thing. This is a pattern for my creative projects, I find inb4 Fifty Shades. I'm sure some people might recall these redesigns of Rarity, AJ, and Dash, who will show up as NPCs offering their services to PinkaMena and her sisters. They're still very much in the "homage" stage, but I hope to move them further out with more iterations and let them develop their own characters.
>>14781174I remember my first line of weed. I did it off the sink in the bathroom of my friend's apartment. I was immediately hooked. My like became a pattern of searching for bigger thrills and more drugs. I hit rock bottom when I sucked a man's dick for some weed to shoot up.
>>14781173>>14781174>LookitmeI'msocoolAnons only suburban white kids get hooked on painkillers, I'm speaking from their perspective.
>tfw can't into arms>Or anatomy
>>14781205>tfw can't into art at all
Tell me what to draw MLPG
>>14780967Get one of those vore plushiesWhat are they called again?
>>14781205Looks okay to me, but if you want a proper Cobra her arms should be more in line with her shoulders. I understand that if you're putting boobs there it'll get in the way, so maybe you should pull her shoulders and arms back and away into Boat.
>>14781216happy crystal ponies
>>14781171I have a strong feeling that this involves Fluttershy losing some clothing or otherwise experiencing a wardrobe malfunctionSometimes I hate that "ponies don't normally wear clothes" because they're not embarrassed when something happens to them
I only defecate once or twice a weekI thoroughly clean my butt after shittingI'm talking about using wet paper towels and soapI don't have sex or use a dildo, I just like having my butt clean
Pony just inserted a whole weedWhat are her last words?
>>14781222>What are they called again?Stuffies?Oh yes, nobody is going to notice the stupid dog thing sitting in the corner with a plush tail poking out of its mouth like a retarded Jawa.
>>14781231That pear pony always did look so much like this one girl I knew, or at least her animu avatar of herself.Every time I see tousled brown hair in a pink paperboy I want to punch its face in.
>>14781139>>14781153A few of those books will occasionally toss you something useful, even if it's only by accident.I think most of the time I ended up just tracing the pictures, anyway...
>>14781214I wouldnt trust MLPG weed.
>>14781248I bet you there is a brony out there trying to cultivate a new strain and call it "Poison Joak"
>>14781256"Fluttershy OG Kush"
>>14781248>Get some weed from MLPG.>It's actually just grass clippings with googly eyes and paint thinner.
>>14781237>chest blimpsThat's unfortunate
>>14781269what if sombra has wings under that cape?
>>14781214>>14781248>>14781256>>14781262>>14781263Please stop discussing drugs
>>14781263>the rolling paper is made of various reaction images that have been printed out
>>14781275he wouldn't be the only one
>>14781251I was only six years old ossifferPlease don't take me inI made mistakesain't we all made mistakes ossifferI'm beggin' yaI'm on the straight and narrowI growed outta all that years ago
>>14781256Strain names are so silly.>Humboldt Kush
>>14781226How do you get a boat out of that?
>>14781231I poop on average 3 times a day
>>14781287>I gotta wife and kids!>MILLIONS 'a kids!
>>14781293>Humboldt Kush>Know where Humboldt is.>That shit is probably really good.That is the crazy Nor Cal redneck shit.
>>14781296roll her over
>>14781293>Private reserve green crack>Deathstar OG>Purple daddy
>>14781296...Okay, yeah, I fucked that one up. I forget what it's called, then.But if you want a proper Cobra, her chest has to be a lot higher than that and her hands should be beneath her shoulders, not all the way out.
>>14781287Let you off with a warning...This time.Don't let me catch you being six years old again...
>>14781324>you will never casually fist pony
>>14781329how about violently?
>>14781323Lets be honest here.It's late night MLPG, we are dealing with the drunkards and the stoners of the general at this point.This is like getting upset with /k/ for showing up because someone mentioned a gun.
>>14781341Perhaps this will become a new joke we shall show the rest of the fandom!
>>14781326Yeah she should.Well this sort of looks like it's mid-pose, I suppose.>tfw friend wants to play World of Tanks with meFuckFuckFuck
>>14781360Tell them you have no kidneys and have to get your dialysis done.
>>14781186Fun fact: Chrysalis was going to make a cameo as well, as the "Phasm Queen", a corrupted shrine maiden who uses her connection to nature to command swarms of insects. As a recurring encounter, she mimics some of the sisters' skills owing to her changeling nature and access to a variety of nasty "Phasmids", insectoid monsters that populate her region of the world. I'm not sure if the mantis arms under her sleeves are part of her body.
>>14781362I guess you caught onto it before I could...That Skeleton has a real boner on his mind!
>>14781371What were you planning for the end-game goal? Defeating someone? Digging up some sort of treasure?
>>14781352>tfw somehow always end up fucked up on mlpg late at night
>>14781352This is MLPG, this isn't the discussion drugs and actually breaks one of the rules, not to mention they're obnoxious with their drug posting.
>>14781400Guns are pretty cool>tfw played through Call of Duty 1 and United Offensive last weekend>tfw those games felt so much longer back then
>>14781414if it's against the rules than report itcrying in thread is not the solution
>>14781414At least they are not the fetish fucks.Or the kids who bitch about shit they don't li-wait.
>>14781423The thing that baffles me most is that someone starts posting about how they dont like drug discussion, but stays silent for the topic of stripper ponies carrying money in their asses.
>>14781438NBS is a peculiar shitposter.
>>14781434>You shouldn't ever express your dislike for anything>You should always post off-topic things>>14781438Every time MLPG goes into unf/lewd/fetish mode it's very easy to just ignore and then filter certain words and then close one post, but drug posters always use different words and then proceed to outwardly reply without replying to someone else, making it hard to just use the recursive filter.
>>14781453>Baww I can't filter everything like the liberals want me to think life works like!!
>>14781453>Needing a computer program to help you ignore things
Huh. Trip fell off.>>14781386The main thrust of the story was that the sisters and a whole lot of other treasure hunters are looking for a fabled wondrous realm of riches and dreams; the gate to it is hidden somewhere, and many characters end up fighting each other for pieces of the map or key.Yeah, straight out of Borderlands, but I don't have much else to go on at the moment. I was thinking the story should be more character-driven, like Muramasa: The Demon Blade, and with the plethora of great characters to draw inspiration from, I should have no shortage of that (especially if a lot of these rival treasure hunters can make repeat appearances). There could probably be a mini-arc for each rival, really.
>>14781461This isn't real life, it's the internet and not only that but drug discussion is highly unrelated to MLP so it's right to filter it.>>14781468I never learned how to ignore things because I was never bothered that much.You really have to be some sort shitposter to think it's perfectly okay to post off-topic things but stupid to filter things.
>>14781468Some people didn't properly install Maturity Pack 3 when they hit version 18. It's a known issue.
>>14781102People keep telling me that, and there's a few people who hound me. Recently they were wondering about the oppai loli Sweetie.
>>14781467>Only have a cute thumb.>Not a thumb that can kill a man.
>>14781453Just ponify the terms you don't like or buzzwords. My browsing experience has been greatly improved once I started replacing "krautism" with "literal drinking out of cups" and "shitposters" by "big farquaads" and "prudes" by "melons".
stop responding to him you idiotspost ponies instead
>>14781186>>14781371>>14781475Be sure to put this in the sub so others can see.
>>14781269herewhat should I draw now?
>>14781522now happy Sombra
>new horse whereWhat causes that thing to go off early sometimes, anyway?
>>14781551I'd say deleted images, but I don't think we've had 100 deletions
http://i.imgur.com/K5F716d.png>tfw can't into boobs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR9qEUkPEz0look at the date, can you explain it?
>>14781566clearly the solution is to make them bigger
>>14781545...Did that pony just fart glitter?
>>14781566Reference, niggaLook at porn
>>14781580Pony farts a lot of things, okay?
Straight Edge pony is going to beat up drug pony today.
>>14781592weed pony is going to practice passive resistance and not fight back
>>14781505Buh, mirroring talk there is tough because a lot of my images for the subject have already been posted there. Regardless I think I'll turn in after typing up a few more posts on the sub.As a parting shot, I entertained the idea of pic related becoming an actual scenario in the game. Mash the button to overpower your rival! "Trixie" and Bianca will remain the biggest girls in the cast regardless.
>>14781596Straight edge pony is going to practice swinging her baseball bat on weed pony's head.
>>14781629straight edge pony is going to prison
>>14781639No straightedge pony is going to get the key to the city for beating up a known drug dealer.
Hail holy Queen enthroned aboveO MariaHail mother of mercy and of loveO Maria
>>14781646>he thinks he's going to be honored for putting the mayor's connection in a hospital
>>14781654Triumph all ye cherubimSing with us ye seraphim
>>14781669Heaven and earth resound the hymnSaaaalveSaaaalve
>>14781659Not going to jail because the Mayor doesn't want to be exposed as a drug addict.
>>14781493Whoa...That is very nice.
>spam about drugs>bebYou said new horses would be fast again with S4! Y-you said MLPG would be fun again!
>>14781742no one said that
>>14781690Everyone knows straight edge pony wants to be held down by weed pony and thoroughly fucked while Gilda force straight edge pony to lick her paws.
>>14781767well yeah, doesn't everyone?
>>14781796No straight edge anon, and he killed straight edge pony after to finding out she was stoner.
>>14781532here's a sombra
>>14781812but he's not wearing the outfitthanks though!
I'd actually like to see more Sombra, despite his appearing at all would be a waste of an episode, like Discord in Season 3.It's almost like the writers could retroactively make the Crystal Empire episodes better if they did. Season 4: We make Season 3 better
You know what this show needs of?Popular 90s and 80s movie references, fandom references, video game references and other show references.That would make this 20% cooler
>>14781866Discord in every episode!
>>14781866Movie references are fine.
This is a stupid thing to worry about but the new intro has me worried that we're going to get episodes that are, like, "Snips and Snails do some shit."
>>14781887Why would that make you worried?
>>14781897because Snips and Snails are terrible characters and I hate everything about them
>>14781902Snails is Ed. Snips could be fun.I don't know I think it would be cool
>>14781902That sounds like more of a personal problem.
>>14781902I agree. Snips and Snails are pretty terrible in the actual show. It's not their fault, they're just used for the cheapest gags.
>>14781887>not snips and snails do some shit oh and twily princessbut yeah it's a stupid thing to worry aboutnot all of the episodes will be 10/10 material this season
The new episode was pretty boring.
>>14781933I enjoyed it
The new episode was pretty exciting
>>14781933I found it pretty fun. Lots of god parts and all the ponies were pretty damn great. Even Fluttershy.in my opinion it's a pretty strong start for the season
>>14781938I enjoyed it
The new episode was pretty alright.
The new episode was okay.
>>14779191>no art of the pony armor
The new episode wasn't bad.
I like the buzz on this new episode.
Pony is trying to replace your entire body with augmentations and hook you to the hivemind.
Well, there were parts of the new episode that weren't very good.
I didn't like the new episode.
The new episode could have been a lot better.
>>14781961Push pony away and run.
>>14781961Pony forgot we were in 2013 and now your only input is floppy disks and a single camera with a resolution of 256x256 pixels
>>14781961Well, if pony does it it's okay.
The new episode was pretty terrible.
>>1478197310 PRINT KILL ME20 GOTO 10
>>14781985for (;;) puts("kill me");
>>14781969I know! Fluttershy's pet bunny should have actually died here
Does anyone else like to imagine being a pedophile while watching mlp?
>>14781985No dude, your only output is three (3) blinking leds and a voice synthesizer (American accent).On the other hand, you're very fast with your new tracks.
I'm now discouraged over the buzz on this new episode