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>>14715418fuck you and fuck your rules
>>14715418Not a princess. See? She's a safari explorer!
sex with Trixie
>>14715448Oh good, no more abused ponies.
I hope more people leave/die from the fandom
Have any of the staff responded on whether or not that was Derpy in the crowd?Or was it Ditzy?
in which Discord does nothing to help
>>14715480>you will never die
>>14715448Why bother posting a pony if it's not Rainbow Dash?
>>14715483>Cloud penis spews rainbow spunk
>>14715418Why'd you post 5 princesses in the OP, then?
>>14715483>human cock cumming rainbows
>>14715471It would be magical.
>>14715496We know its not derpy, that pony has appeared as far back as cutie mark chroniclesSee them both in this scene for example
>>14715535Wow rude, she's plump, not fat, there's a difference.
Toki and Pinkie would make the best of friends.
>>14715503RarityTwilightAJPinkieFluttershya bunch of other horsesRainbow Dash
>>14715496>>14715538>Derpy is greenlit for another role in an episode>Orange Derpy appears in it too>it's her sister Ditzyyay or neigh mlpg?
>>14715448I'm glad this horse wasn't there to ruin the episodes
>>14715566I think we are just getting excessiveI think orange derpy is just an escapee from winter wrap up when they recolored her mane and tail like 10 times to fill in the pegasus swarm
>>14715583link to full
>>14715563I thought you were cool
>>14715548I am pretty sure she can not fit on her wedding dress anymoreThat's not plump, that's just outright fat
>>14715527figuratively and otherwise
>>14715583>that shit fontworse than the s3 finale
>>14715615what of her dress was made of rubber bands?
Someone pls draw Celestia or Luna disguised as commoners.
>>14715583>studANON WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE UNF WORD
>>14715629What if she flubbed a spell while you were doing it? What if it was really silly and she was still in the mood?
>>14715645Badly disguised as commoners, but everyone just plays along.
>>14715561And so I saidz, i'm goings to buys this chocolate factories, now leaves us alones!
>>14715535http://i.imgur.com/lYVa736.pngMore cushion for the pushin'
>>14715648>Derpy family reunion>all the other ponies in town where hardhats and flee to bunkers.
>>14715658>Dressed in brown sack like cloth, faces and manes muddied with dirt while everyone else walks around dressed fashionably
>>14715661But she pregnant in that episode
>>14715655I'd probably keep fucking her while laughing uncontrollably
Can someone please draw callie fucking Sunset Satan with a strap on?
>>14715661Disembodied ghost penises is my fetish
What about skinny wifehorse?
>tfw no more roommates>tfw walking around the house naked>tfw it feels really goodWhich personhorse would walk aorund their home naked casually?
>>14715695Like FLEUUR de LISSS
>>14715695Skinny is boring, except for human femsnails
mwah mwah mwah
WHAT WAS THE FRIENDSHIP LESSON OF THE PREMIER?
>>14715684>episodeWhat am I even saying?
>>14715725What about horsey wifehorse?
>>14715687yeah but it's losing strength anon.It's liek diamonds. You know why diamonds are so pricey? Because even though there's more than enough for them to be dirt cheap, they keep them locked safely in banks and pretend they don't exist, rationing them.That's what you should do with that powerful, poweful word.Don't squander it.Stud~____
>>14715725>>14715745That's so cute yo
>>14715763"DON'T BE A PRINCESS."
>>14715763DRINKING STRANGE WHITE FLUIDS MAKES THINGS BETTER
>>14715766that's cool too
>>147157452 cuteRose, you're killing me
>>14715763'Even if you lose the thing that brought you together with your friends, the friendship itself is much more important and will stay strong.'
>>14715776Imagine being a parent and watching that scene with your child
>>14715763IF YOU FEEL LOST, JUST DRINK. DRINK UNTIL EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE
>>14715675I hope they are readyShe must have a massive family
>>14715791Why is she so big~?
>>14715763Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14715791How emasculating for SA
>>14715802Image being a child watching that and getting a boner for the very first time
Man the season 1 episodes feel totally different from the new ones
PONY PONY PONY HARDPONY IN A DUDE'S BACK YARDPONY PONY PONY NICEPONY HARD TO BE PRECISE
>>14715763DRINKING CUM WILL MAKE YOU REMEMBER THINGS THAT HAPPENED LONG AGO.THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE ACTUALLY GOOD THINGS.PROBABLY THEY WON'T BE.
>>14715814why is she lying in piss
>>14715763When you rule an empire it's important to not take advantage of any of the new resources made available to you and instead use your 5 spunky friends to solve the national crisis.
>>14715843SPONGEBOB STRAM WHEN
>>14715767>it's losing strengthhttp://i.imgur.com/ctOoqld.jpgspeak for yourself
>>14715839He doesn't seem to mind
>>14715839He likes it
>>14715839He wears bright purple armour and has always served girly princesses.He's accepted his emasculation and makes the best of it.
>>14715661>inaccurate horse shealth
>>14715791AAAAAAA>>14715781I amThank you for your concern
Rediv pls draw Shiny trying to sign papers and work while his wife and twilight braid his mane and distract him.
>>14715839>having a taller lover is emasculatingThe first guy I topped was a super subby 6'6"
>>14715912That's a very nice apple.
>>14715884There's nothing emasculating about purple armor or serving the Great Sun Princess, what's wrong with youPurple's just another color, one for royalty at that, and Celestia's basically a cuter/more attractive Pelor
>>14715912Draw Rainbow Dash eating that jelly very messily.
>>14715912What a cute pony
>>14715926Yeah, I'd serve a mortal Pelor, like Shining used to.
>>14715939Of course, she's a qt.
>>14715939I remember that there's not a single stoner fic about her or pics of anon licking her paws
Talk about getting your beauty sleep
>>14715868Why does she have an extra part on the back of her vest that none of the other ponies have?Do not question derpy or derpy related ponies
>>14715913i was expecting Cadance under his desk sucking his dick
>>14715968That works too
>>14715963You're my favorite gavorite, anon.
>>14715445>you will never have a sassy black pony girlfriend
>>14715968Not everything is sexual.
>>14715984Did someone say sassy pony?
You will never worship Gilga's sweaty paws
>>14715939I remember better griffon.
>>14715968>just like the time Twily sucked his dick while he was trying to do his homework?
>>14715968you can do that too if you like
>>14715994She's looking at that basement lovingly.
>NO PRINCESSES ALLOWEDBaby dragons are allowed?
>>14716003>you will never have a history of ponies sucking your dick when you're trying to concentrate on paperwork
>>14715963>According to jim, he's taking a nap
>>14715997>while this plays in the backgroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CMTXyExkeI
>>14715968Well if you wanted to go that route...Have her doing it while Celestia is speaking to him.
>>14715994Sassaflash ain't black.She can't satisfy my needs.
>>14716009Anon, pony is not for basementDid you miss that question on the written exam or something
>>14716019>Shining Armor actually envisioned his future working a white-collar job in an office>everytime he tries to do paper work though...
>>14715984have I got a waifu for YOU!
>>14716031look how small ponies are nowshe's even scared of that purple thing
>>14716061Who is that pony?Don't remember her.
>>14716011are you implying cowgirl/mare cadance because, hella
Do you think Cadence embarrasses shiny in front of his friends by hanging around when they game and dropping hints at his strange private habits/lewd goings on?
I've gotten a blowjob from under a deskI couldn't cum
>>14716061Sapphire has just the right amount of sass and attitude that makes her perfect.She also reminds me of my favorite female singer.
>>14716085Well he's boning her so I don't think he minds if hey laugh at him for that
>>14716063didn't want to quote
>>14716075No, a cow Cadance.
>>14716045Pony is going to love her new basement home.I even have some of her friends waiting for her down there, they love it.
>>14716036I want blacklight sparkle to sit on my face while MT rides my dick.
s-stop sluttifying my wife!
Would you let Celestia keep you in her dungeon?
>>14716075YesYes that's exactly what I'm implyingare you up to the task
>>14716134Gee whiz, anon.
>>14716135Your wife is literally the goddess of sex
>>14716112Oh and who is that pony?
>>14716168but she is not a goddess
>>14716146is the basement an option?
>>14716011Cowgirls are shit tier monster girls
>>14716146I-I guess. It's not like I'd really have a choice in the matter, if she really wanted me to.Is it comfortable?
>>14716063TWILIGHT ISN'T GETTING BIGGERTHE OTHER PONIES ARE ALL SHRINKING
>>14716200Yes but there is a small chance you might be gelded
>>14716134you really have good taste.But what about MT zibba?
>>14716168Love, not sexAnd if you think those are the same thing, I feel sorry for you.
>>14716146Do we get to be a pony?
>>14716170she was pretty cute tooI'll reread the BraeHeart fics I've already read years ago.
>>14716212Sex is used as an expression of love between couples.
>>14716211>Good tasteMT is in no way attractive even if you like chubby girls. And Twilight is the most unsexy pony on the show.His taste is pretty mediocre
>>14716210I don't think I'd like that very much.Why would I even need to be in a dungeon? I'm basically harmless.
>>14716170>>14716243I wish they'd explored the romance angle they originally wanted.
>>14716273OH GOD IS SHE OKAY
>>14716275Sex is (usually) an expression of love, but it isn't the only one.
>you will never feel the warmth of pony slumped atop you
>>14716255>MT is in no way attractiveWRONGWRONG WRONG WRONGYou're wrong.
>>14716275Asexuals cannot understand the concept of love.
>>14716102>>14716061Wasn't she teased for S4?
>>14716299I guess you can find her personality attractive, but that's pretty much it.
>>14716292This is a cute picture, but the coloring is a little silly.Is there a version of this with her normal coat color?
>>14716294Love exists without sexSex exists without loveThey're independent of one another
>>14716299Maybe if you put lube in your eyes...
>>14716312Yes.She will probably be in Sweetie's cutie mark episode.
You are allowed to show your favorite pony one film from the human universeThis film will determine whether you are allowed into Equestria or notWhat do you show her?
>that feel when pony burps loudly after giving you a messy blowjob
>>14716328Can you just imagine if she'd shown up at the Apple Family Reunion?She might have even helped make things interesting.
>>14716323Yeah, but I don't havei t.
>>14716339The new Pooh movie. Shit's cute, yo, and ponies are all about cute.
I'm gonna go into 0pone stasis guys, keep ponying while I'm gone.And as always
>>14716292No anon, black ponies and black girls drive my boner up the wall.>>14716255Never seen MT so I don't really know, but Twilight is hot fuck you.
>>14716368GOOD NIGHT SPAERK
Arlight Princess Twilight Sparkle,You can either have six magical elements that combined with your five best friends will protect the world from all dangerOr you can have They Mystery Box
>>14716273They were? I really can't see romance working on FIM.I'd love to be proven wrong though.Mane 6 boyfriends when
>>14716339SpiritThey'll think that we have talking horses too so it will make the transition easier
>>14716339I don't watch movies, so I guess I'll say Equestria Girls
>>14716383We all know the answer to that.Someone needs to redraw this with Discord.
apples apples apples
>>14716339Paths of Glory by Stanley Kubrick
>>14716383THE BOX!THE BOX!
>>14716326Don't girls release dophamine or some other chemical while having sex that makes them attached to the person they're fucking?
the only thing she can barely do
>>14716391>"But how does he talk without moving his mouth?">"Why is the stallion in charge?">"So like, are they all giant earth ponies or something?"
>>14716430and you believe that shit
>>14716430Girls also have cooties.
>>14716351Yeah, I was hoping she was going to be there, or the canterlot wedding, or the coronationOh well, the show's gotten so bad I really hardly care anymore
>>14716434She seems to be pretty good at that though
>>14716446>chemicals aren't realWHAT ARE THESE ATOM THINGIESI DON'T BELIEVE THOSE SHAMANIC SCIENTISTS
>>14716391Didn't that movie involve making horses pull a train uphill while whipping them?
>>14716373>Twilight is hot fuck you.
>>14716434Why is Fluttershy melting?
>>14716339I show themWarhorse.
>>14716453>pony enjoyed it so much she asks you if there was a sequelwhat do you tell her
>>14716339Saving Private Ryan.
>>14716430Nigga is you for real?
I dont know if you're here right now, Anon, but here's that request of yours, the Twirity one.Decided to try coloring this one
>>14716470not that, but the attachment part>>14716465hue
>>14716456Anon did you even watch yesterday's show?
>>14716470You need to look harder to find them.
>>14716492>that cutie mark10/10needs more chub to be cow tho
>>14716492>012unf unf unf objectification unf
>"Twilight I know this sounds hard, but you have to turn back to Ponyville.">"What? Why?!">"Because you are the only princess left! If we lose you, all of Equestria will fall into turmoil!">"But what about Cad-">"ALL OF EQUESTRIA WILL FALL INTO TURMOIL!"
>>14716421>Rarity in a beret>Rarity speaking FrenchWE NEED MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING
>>14716493Would pony enjoy Band of Brothers?
>>14716492This is the most unsexy thing I have ever seen posted on this website.
>>14716492spank her ass and milk her dry
>>14716526That was actually taken care of near the beginning, when the guards turned to Twilight. Cadence had her hands full with the Crystal Empire.
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT PONY
>>14716388It was dropped fairly early in working the script, but it was gonna be a pretty Romeo & Juliet thing going with LSH and Brae. I mean, I don't think it'd have gone further than the two nuzzling each other, but still.
>>14716492Remember avoid the meadow
>>14716526>Twily you must leave, dismantling the greatest weapon equestria has against evil>Go back to town>alone>while its being overrun>also Discord is thereSounds legit
>>14716555Pretentious hipster bullshit.
>>14716473I haven't actually seen the whole thing, it was a little too sappy and I stopped watching it.
>>14716492>Ah Twilight I'm so glad you're here, I'm under so much pressure>*ulp* *ulp* *ulp*
>>14716512Releases some chemical that causes it at least. Not noticeable enough to make her never leave your side or some shit, just more sympathetic towards you.
>>14716568You're an idiot
>>14716568Fuck you. That movie was great.
>>14716521Those are clearly just the first phases, anonCow transformation is a slow process
>>14716558She did, but she'd have been able to handle Equestria if push came to shove; at worst, Shining could help divide the task. The guards were just worried because they needed immediate orders.
>>14716521>thoI'm seriously starting to hate this.Say it right you retard.
>>14716579So THAT is why fuckbuddies that stay together too much always end up bad
>>14716578Forget the obvious lewd joke, I still think its hillarious that she was told specificly to take a sip and GLUG GLUG GLUG>"Hey Pinkie Pie, want to share a milkshake?">"Ok!">GLUG GLUGTHEWHOLETHINGGLUGGLUG
Your favorite pony is now a dog.She needs you to pretend to be her owner until she can figure out how the hell to get back.
>>14716613y u mad tho
>tfw life seemed to have been getting better past few months and now it's back to shit and anxietysigh, i just want a life with no curveballs.
Remember when Twilight Sparkle didn't have any friends and was sarcastic and pessimistic?
>>14716535It would leave pony a blubbering mess.So yes.
>>14716559Griffon, dragon. diamond dog, loch ness, hydra, pegasus, pony with no consciousQuestion: What do these things all have in common?
>>14716599But I doubt she knew how to raise/lower the sun. Hell, Twilight doesn't know how and she's been Celestia's student for probably almost as long as Cadence.
>>14715745i want to mwah fluttershy
>>14716634you mean the first half of the first episode?
>>14716641Right. It wouldn't matter if Twilight was there or not.
>>14716631pls stop being depressed jailbait
>>14716631You know what you have to do?First:Filename, don't bet on sinking ships
>>14716492>not drawing shiny milking her6/10 it's ok.
I would like this couple more if...
>>14716490"I'll show you the second and third if you let me in to Equestria, but I have to warn you that the first one is my favorite of the series"
When they were being attacked by the rocodile, why didnt Fluttershy instantly blow raspberries onto its tum tum to make it friendly?
>>14716673If Cadance was fucking twilights older sister with his big pink dick?
>>14716677>Rarity plans on helping Twi decorate her loft in PonyvilleYEAH SURE!
>>14716666france plsplslearn english and speak it more often, I hate your language
>>14716673>there has never been porn of thisREEEDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIV
I'm sort of baffled that people find it sexy.
>>14715689You know. I didn't find the semen drink disgusting but for some reason I find that file name gross
>>14716613>tfw trying to be more fashionable>tfw /fa/'s posting methods are damn near incomprehensible sometimesI don't get upset, but damn if it doesn't get on my nerves sometimes.
>>14716678>"THERES A THIRD ONE?!"
>>14716679Because she's a moron
>>14716694its time to be the first again
>>14716704it's beacuse he said "you has asparagus for lunch", I think.
>>14716677Isn't that what Rarity said in the episode?
>>14716688Sort of. Really, I imagine R63 Cadence to be a really gentle lover. The kind of guy that gets all emotional during sex and says a bunch of awkward things like how much he loves his partner. I also imagine Fem Shiny to be his first lover so it'd make things even more special.>>14716694People don't have good ideas like me and you.
>>14716730a terrible choice.
>>14716716Cadence should really be taking advantage of that size difference. Like holding 63 Shiny up off the ground with a hoof or an ottoman.
>>14716736YesAnd it will be Rarity's only episodeShe exists only to make Twilight seem good now
O man I just watched those new episodes. They were engaging and Discord made me laugh more than once.Taking draw requests pronto.
>>14716760R63 Shining Armor/Cadence
>>14716758How can she do that when every time she's in a seen with Twilight your eyes are drawn to how perfect Rarity is?
>>14716760Twily getting used to her new princessy size
>tfw no more macro gloomy facesitting
>>14716780>dress horse best horse>not apple horse
Am I the only one who thinks the BEHOLD song looks like an ominous villain song on the wrong context?
>>14716815UNFthough tiny gloomy grinding on someone's face would be sweet too
>>14716815>not wantingmicro gloomy sounding
>>14716815>tiny gloomy sits on your face>with all of full size gloomy's mass
>>14716830THE PRINCESS RAINBOW DASHBEHOLD BEHOLDTHE PRINCESS FLUTTERSHYBEHOOOOOLD
>>14716339I'll show Twilight "Alien."
>>14716102>filenameAlso I've been going around telling people she's new and she isn't that popular. I assumed she wasn't because it came from MLPG! BUT SHE JUST SUNG ON SNL. DAMN IT, MUSICTASTE ANON
>>14716773>>14716794I like it! Expect them to-morrow>>14716815Now she's going to be a little pony because hiatus.Inversely, it's marker thats growing now.
>>14716794I'm just imagining a lot of awkward bumping to stuff>Twilight goes to Sugar Cube corner>He big doofy wings smack into like 40 cakes, covering them with feathers and smearing them. They're all ruined and have to be thrown out>Goes on a nature hike with Fluttershy>Her new height makes her longer horn prop and poke a wasp nest, attacking Fluttershy>There's a big parade in her honor>Her big fat blumbering butt knocks into the marching band, sending them cascading like dominoes
>>14716743>Saying you love your partner while making love is awkwardWhat kind of backwards ass logic is that?Also>Normal Cadence and Shiny weren't each others first lovers.They've been dating since they were kids, I'm pretty sure they were probably each others first
>>14716838>she slides deep and falls asleep snuggling your testes
>>14716862It's like a second puberty, but faster and more pronounced
After being pestered about it by somebody on fimfiction, I'm finally getting around to the next part of my Sweetie Belle fic. Sorry it took so long for me to start on this update. School has had me swamped and left me with little time for idle writing.But hey, better late than never. I hope to have a draft of part two done by the end of the night... if anybody even remembers it and still has some interest in it.Oh yeah, happy end of hiatus.
>>14716869>she wears a cute little swimming mask and flippers as she swims in your semen
I like the idea of size reversal with Gloomy and Marker. Gloomy is usually so big and now Marker is finally the big one.
>>14716896Oh man, could you imagine how much destruction it'll cause when the other five get that all at the same time?
>>14716904It's the cycle of Pony.
>>14716906NONO NO NONO
>>14716910And everyone catches feather flu and their feathers fall out.all thanks to blossomforth
>>14716896Do alicorn princesses have like really intense super periods, then?>"Oh, good morning Princess Celestia. How are you today?">"COFFEE!" >"Uhh...I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.">"COFFEE! NOW!">"....I think the kitchen said they were ou-">Magically flings them from the third story window>"Sooooooorrrrryyyyyyyyy-"
>>14716935UNFUNF UNF UNFUNF
>>14716974>not keeping the kitchen stocked constantlyThat's grounds for mutiny on a submarine.
>>14716819Apple is tied for second best with Pinkie.
I wonder what RD's trail would be like..
>>14716910to people seriously think the other 5 will go alicorn too? it just seems to far fetched. even for themeven though i like the idea.
>>14716974I could be wrong but I don't think horses and ponies have periods in the same sense that humans do.At least I don't think it gives them any distress.
>>14716974Celestia and Luna are super old, they have that under control so much it's only noticeable by each otherTwilight, on the other hand...Well, Spike learned to make himself dissappear during certain periods of time
>>14717001whoa what the heck is that? this is from what future episode?
Remember when Applejack and Pinkie Pie weren't shit?
>>14716853Have an actual non-popular female singerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsbxPuZptRo
>>14717023PowerPonies? Are living under a rock or something?
>>14717023We have an episode coming up where Spike dreams about the six leads as super heroes I believe.
>>14717048i think they get sucked into a comic book which is exactly how timmy hangs with Crimson Chin
OK MLPG who would win in a fightThe Power Ponies?OrThe Power Pack?
>>14717047>>14717053I've been under a rock for the past 2days sorry sorry>>14717048Awwww it's just a dream? In any case it should be an excellent dream.Super hero ponies sounds pretty rad.
>>14717069Can the Monorail outrun the Flash?
Panka considers you her friend.She sometimes has dreams of having fun together.
>>14717094W-What kind of fun?
>>14717075It's just his guess.. The leak begins spike waking up for some reason.. No one really knows if it's a dream..
Quick, I need a general topic that students in Cheerilee's class might be asked to give a speech about.It should be something with a broad number of subtopics that they can talk about so that all the speeches don't sound alike.
>>14717075you can tell its a dream because spike does something usefull
>>14717110You'd go on rides and eat lots of candy and party and laugh and sing and bounce around together.
>>14717019>"Hiya Twilight, hows the letter to Celestia coming?">Twilight slams the quill down on the table hard and gets right into his face>"Spike.....everytime you come in here, jabbering away about some stupid thing, I have to direct my attention to it. I lose my train of thought and the letter just gets longer and longer and LONGER!">"I...just wanted to know if you were hun-">"Listen, I'll spell it out in simple words you little brain can understand, kay? If you hear my quill scratching the parchment, you know, like THIS!">She rends gashes through the paper and the table>"Then that means STAY OUT!">Throws him out the window
>>14717094>Being the source of Pinkie's first wet dreams despite her being a young adultMuh Dick
>>14717116Where were you when the Everfree flipped the fuck out?
>>14717092Is there a chance the track could break?
You remember that time pony spit into your mouth while you where sleeping? Good time!
>>14717127I wonder how the episode would be if it was made in the same style than The Dark Knight trilogy.
>>14717113Waitwaitwait its a commercial or a series of screenshots?>>14717127But think about all the useful things he did in the s4 open-...eh, fair point
>>14717179You know it's true...everything I do...
>>14717176This technically takes place before any of that since I started this fic way back in September
>>14717110The kind where you cover her in your frosting Anon
>>14717155Why is it always defenestration with you
>>14717094Dreams involving frosting?
>>14717172>Luna gives you a one time use spell to go into her dreams>You can't wait to see what lewd things pinkie came up with>It's just you and her under the covers with the lights off in the missionary position
>>14717172B-but friends aren't for sexual.
>>14717179How much does Panka WEH?
>>14717208Don't see why not.
>>14713201>>14713213here you go
Which one MLPG?
>>14717196Where were you when Discord woke up?
>>14717203Because thats wherr all my humorus creativity isout the window
>Daring Don't is written by Dave Polskyuh oh
>>14717225YOU MEAN I CAN USE ALL MY FRIENDSFOR SEXUAL!?
>>14717188This pic is from a commercial.. The Spike waking up thing is from a leak in animatic in San Diego Comic Con..
>>14717246Polsky did a few good episodes tho.
>>14717233This is a school assignment, anon, not a therapy session.It should be something that can be researched. I'd go with Ponyville History but they got a speech on that from Granny Smith already.
>>14717208If you're going to sexual anything it should be someone you know and like, right?
>>14717264>meme arrowing outside youtube
>>14717208Not unless they're like what Mr and Mrs Cake are for each other and they become SPECIAL friends
>>14717261What do your parents do for a living?
>>14717243Then she should go on a diet
>>14717230hahaha, oh god please>>147172313-5
>>14717246I thought was written by Twilight's mom
>>14717208>HotandBothered.gifAnon your killing me here
Will we see more batpon in s04?
>you will never be more fun than the color pink
>>14717282You know what? I'll just figure something else out myself.More academic, less personal.
>>14717251Only if you want them to smile
>>14717300Why does that remind me of The Lost Boys?
>>14717304A breif history of airshups
>>14717301I'll try damn it!
>>14717329Do you want to hang out, Pinkie?
>>14717304The mechanics of weather control
>>14717300I hope notThe way the fandom goes on about them, it really drives me bats!
>>14717291>Twilight doesn't actually read her mom's series, just sells it to other ponies in order to support her parents.>The books aren't actually very good, Dash just has shit taste.
>>14717337I don't know
>>14717300No. That would mean too much pandering
>>14717377AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU
>>14717010well probably not this seasonbut never seems pretty farfetched
>>14717291They are written by a pony that totally is not Daring Do
>>14717377man I did not need to see that moving image
IM GOING TO DO IT
>>14717412fuckI really liked the "darring do was written by twilight's mom" idea
>>14717412OKAY NOW SOMEONE DRAW SOME MARE JUICES SLIDING DOWN DASH'S LEG
>>14717414Good. Maybe Fluttershy will follow your example when she takes your place as worst pony.
>>14717414>Futa cock slapping
>>14717412Dash is so cute and happy here.
Season 04 Episode 04: Daring Don'tSummary from Hub Network:>When Rainbow Dash discovers that the new A.K. Yearling book she has been eagerly anticipating is delayed, she recruits her reluctant pony friends to spring into action to ensure the book gets written. However, when the ponies arrive to help the famous author, they soon discover that A.K. Yearling has a secret that sends Rainbow Dash and her pony friends on an unexpected missionSummary from Zap2it>Rainbow Dash and friends offer to help their favorite author finish her latest book.Summary from AT&T U-verse>Rainbow Dash and her friends anticipate the release of the newest "Daring Do" book, but when the publication is unexpectedly delayed, the friends decide to get in touch with the series' author, who is in need of some special assistance
>>14717457>this may look fun but it really isn't>grrrrr
>>14717377whoa manI get I'm cheesy, but theres no need for that kind of cut!
>>14717441Sweet, all set to watch Arashi no Yoru ni?
>>14717412>The Modern Literature Industry
>>14717479http://i.imgur.com/9GMouOU.jpgYou make me do this.
>>14715721Fluttershy. Hippie chick and all that.Her pet bear eats anyone who tries peeking inside anyway.
>>14717441Don't you fucking lie to me, anonymous.
>>14717412Wow, I havent seen a fan this obsesed and annoying since YOU
>>14717466Looks like it isn't Twilight's mom;_;
>>14715763Two wings, one cup.
Will Pinkie ever be a decent character again, or will she stay the obligatory random funny character forever?
>>14717469Tsundere Pinkie is surprisingly cute
Pony asks why the new Daft Punk Album is so shit
>>14717412After arting for people after 3 years despite the images I make I feel exactly like her and hate everyone now.
>>14717412God Rainbow Dash looks so cute thereSO CUTE
>>14717538I can't wait till we see pinkies sister again. Will she have the UNF wet mane hair style or something similar to pinkie?
I just want twilight's parents to do something in an episode and have some lines and fuss over shiny and twily embarrassingly
>>14717551That is a very positive outlook anon
>>14717441Is she eating a fucking bowl of mashed potatoes?
>>14717590Slow down you scared me
>>14716061Are you saying that Sapphire Shore-ly is the waifu for me?
>>14717506man when you give someone hte finger you dont screw around!
>>14717535I can think of an episodeIt does involve a martial arts temple hidden in mysterious mountains
>>14717546>not wanting underutilized character's to get a purpose in the series>not wanting underutilized characters to get an actual character>not wanting to see Twilight interact with her parents because they have almost had no interaction with her at allNah, buster, fuck you.
sex with little gloomy
>>14717618HEYTHAT IS OUR WORD
>>14717546generic word in disagreement
sounding with little gloomy
>>14717631I want new characters bitch nigga.
>>14717535just wait until she gets her own episode or she is a side character that actual moves the plot and not a tag along like she was in the premier.With the mane 6 all gathered together she's not the one to make serious/reasonable observations, that role is better left to any other pony while they are around.You shouldn't have expected anything but jokes this time around with her anyway
>>14717657>not wanting bothI hope you die.
You know what would we need now? Someone dumping the 7th element comic.
>>14717637she rides your pinkyin return you put her halfway into your mouth and hold her there, relentless with your tongue
>>14717637Hope she's stretchy
>>14717657She pretty much would beWe know nothing about her parents they just appeared that one time (I think it was just that once anyways)
>>14717253>leak>shown at the MLP panel at an industry conversion
>>14717605>>14717623Hey why don't you make the old threads die fasterIf you're so great
>>14717694Rarity forced femenization when?
>>14717694w-what's she gonna do with us?
>>14717694Normally I would be all over that minus the TG thingbut faceless, maneless pony kind of creeps me out
>>14717694Why would Twilight do this?
>>14717694Would Twilight make me go back to pony school?
>>14717691They showed up at the wedding, but they didn't really do anything.Think about this for a second: They have not once acknowledged Shining Armor. They have not said a single word to their son.Rarity's parent at least spoke and interacted with both of their kids in their first and only appearance.The sparkles need shit to do.
>>14717748god, what a boopslut
>>14716558Cadence having her own Empire means she's no longer in the chain of command, anyway. It used to be Celestia -> Luna. Then it was Celestia -> Luna -> Cadence. Then Celestia -> Luna again, now Celestia -> Luna -> Twilight.
>>14717750Well that we've seen.I'm it's implied that they talk to him off camera. Though it is strange that Twilight never mentions them.
>tfw people view me as strong and reliable>tfw people always come for my advice>tfw i'm actually scared shitless of my life and where it's heading>tfw i wish there was some strong person in my life who would take care of me insteadsigh
>>14717750they also said nothing when their daughter was crowned princess
>>14717717I bought a Haunted Magical Mercenary from the Market on the first day of the Halloween update and painted it Mann's MintI'm such a huge dork
>>14717748MLPGWhat happens whenyou knowYou're booping a pony andby complete accident you understandyou fingeraccidentallyyou knowgoes in their nose a little?
>>14717796>tfw anon has generic problems
>>14717823I painted my dropped one a deep commitment to purple
>>14717796you sound like a faggot.
I know what you're thinkingKissing Rainbow Dash on the mouth!
>>14717760They probably have her as a contingency still, even if she has her own worries.She's the princess of last resort.
>>14717833What the fuck man
>>14717823>not painting it royal purpleplease.
>>14716974Nah, it's going into heat instead.Basically, this:>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/99526/her-majestys-secret-service
>>14717847>>14717878I got a dropped one during the event as well and will probably paint it purple
/co/ heremiss you guys
>>14717858Yes, yes i do. That's fine. I want financial security and a stronger person to take care of me.
I like Trixie
I used to get so much enjoyment out of making fun of bronies. Especially with you guys It was never malicious or anything, just a few of us taking the piss out of people. It was fun and shit. But there's like almost nothing to make fun of anymore. I haven't seen a terrible OC that makes me bust a gut. I haven't seen any awkward videoes. There's nothing to make fun of anymore and it makes me sad because it was so fun.
>>14717043You mean last episode where AJ goes badass with the hat and ties up those vaginaplants trying to tentacle-molest Twilight?
>>14717847but ehrp doesn't roll off the tongue like erp does
>>14717884I remember reading this one comedic fic about twilight not knowing that "heat" was a term for estrus, a throwaway gag mentions that celestia has to spend the entirety of her heat sitting under a raging waterfall just to stay cool. It instantly evaporates as it comes into contact with her.
>fat femsnips with spine-cracking jubblies
>>14717178I love these kinds of pic.
>>14717944They both sound like a burp*ulp* *ulp* *ulp* *erhp*
>>14717908I have never been to /co/
Pony's best gun is the MSBS
I listen to the MLP:FiM background OST when I'm studying H-how brony am I?
>>14717908Have a funny way of showing it , jerks
>>14717908Where do you think we are?
>>14717992Dotkwa, are you thinking about how soft her pony lips are?
>>14717908i miss combining things with /co/
>>14717908Don't worry anon, we're all /co/ here.
>>14717993You should, if you like a cartoon/comic franchise like MLP there are plenty of other nice things there you might like as well.
>>14717908HSG overrunning you guys? There gonna be a HS board any time soon? HUH? JERKS;_;
>>14717927At least I can make fun of the red and black pony OCs in my animation class.
>>14717412>we find out Velvet does the actual writing while the disguised Daring Do plays the "A.K. Yearling" under a horrible disguise. Of course she knows all the answers about the books considering she LIVED them, allowing her to get away with it. Just like Clark Kent.[/spoiler]
I call myself a /co/fagBut I only went to /co/ for the ponies
>>14718031>that STMLP thread
>>14718003Are there clean rips?All I ever find are tracks that have dialogue taken out manually with various audio-editing programs, and there are almost always traces left, which is distracting.
>>14718051Me too.The rest of the board was shit.
>>14717908I don't watch a lot of cartoons save for Archer and Bob's burgers, so I only went to /co/ for comics mostly. I loved discussing comics and storytiming and just fucking around in win-O threads. /co/ was legit my favorite board and I stuck around even after the split./co/ is so fucking bad now that I'm spending more time on /mu/ (which I always browsed just a lot less than /co/)Seriously you have fuckers ruining storytime. Win-O's can't even be used for discussion anymore. And you better forget trying to talk about a comic because you will have people that parrot opinions without actually understanding them. Artist/writer bandwagon hate. /pol/ shitting up almost ever thread. People complaining about comics they haven't read. And now we have a completely unironic Marvel vs DC rivalry going on. Let's not forget people only reading or talking about a comic so they can get mad at it, and it's not like when storytiming unfunnies or something. It's genuine anger just for the sake of it. You also got people that just like a comic to piss people off. It's just so fucking awful I can't stand it.I've been taking all of my comic discussions to fucking tumblr.
>>14718041Well, that's good, because mwah mwah mwah mwah
Would you play MLPG Fortress?
>>14718060No sadly. I think Ingram hinted at a sountrack being released sometime in thef uture though
>>14718051I started in HSG then came to the ponies.
>>14718071as in TF2?
>>14717412>"Twilight Velvet being the writer of Daring Do" fanon is deadFuck.>the show will never acknowledge the comicsFUCK
>>14718065It's not like /mlp/ is THAT big a fall down from /co/
>>14718071>it is now summer>a band of shitposters has arrived
>>14717657>not realizing the "author" is Daring Do in disguiseNo new characters for you!
Pony asks if the Super Mario 3d world full ost has been released yet
>>14718087probably dwarf fortress
>>14717992w-why dotkwawhy not me ;_;
>>14718059>Every little boy wants to be a captain
>>14718101Tex just google it
>>14718069I honestly think the creation of /mlp/ ruined /co/
>>14718069>>14717908Wow, did /co/ go to total shit after we left?
>>14718071>Drawfag is depressed!
>>14718069>using tumblrShitty userbase aside it's a terrible platform for anything, even blogging.
>>14718088>"Twilight Velvet being the writer of Daring Do" fanon is dead>implying that's a bad thing>the show will never acknowledge the comics>implying that's a bad thing
>>14717708That does sound pretty Unf.
>>14718121Yes, was the piss and didn't realize it. And now their lifeboat is gone.
>>14718101I think this what you want: http://www.youtube.com/user/mantello64?feature=watchthe ost is fucking godlike
>>14718129your face is a terrible platform
>>14718133It IS a bad thing you fucking Scrooge!
>>14718121>afterNo, /co/ has been utter shit since 2010.
>>14717867>All three Equestrian Princesses are killed>Cadance takes over>Hail Princess Cadance, ruler of the Equestrian Empire!
>>14718069/co/ is just experiencing the cycle in which all boards eventually turn into /b/ and /v/.
>>14718133it is a bad thingthe dynamic could have been way funnier
>>14718144i love you
>>14718151The death of any given fanon is, in my eyes, nothing but neutral, and we've always known the comics were their own continuity anyway.
>>14718088>>14718133The only thing ever even linking Velvet to Daring Do was an assumption about a background detail that wasn't even scripted.The comics have not yet been "overwritten" by the show.If anything, you have more reason to be concerned about how the Daring Do episode will mesh with the Bookworm arc where Daring Do is supposed to come to life.
>>14718180Don't say you love me, say you love my favorite pony. She'll be happy
itunes rips can't come soon enough
>>14718168>massive orgies everyday>forced massive orgies
>>14718081Sorry for the long as post and shit, but I'm seriously pissed at how bad /co/ is now.Like I've wanted to story time some comics, but I just don't have the drive to put up with a lot of the posters anymore.I'd be up for one right now if some guys from here are interested because you guys offer better discussion than those fucks.>>14718121/co/ was on a downward spiral long before /mlp/, but it was tolerable. Even while we were there and there were meta threads every day there were still great threads be they comic or cartoons. It didn't really start getting horrible until mid 2012 and now it's just utter shit.We don't even do fun things anymore. The last cool thing we had was that chemelion cyclops thing.
>>14718069I'm mostly getting upset about people telling everything to go back to tumblr, and tumblr noses and bullshit like that.>>14718120I think it may have, because while there were only a couple people on /co/ who actually got upset and went on about things that they didn't like that should be banned from the board, it was never really a big deal until they actually got what they wanted, you know?Now EVERYTHING's shit, or spam, or whatever to them.I don't like attributing everything negative to one faceless, amorphous group of people (I'm not going to say it's a /v/ invasion or whatever), but I will say that it's a terrible terrible mindset that I'm worried is catching on.>>14718169That doesn't sound much like a cycle to me....
>>14718182my dick would have been rock hard at Nightmare Rarity though.
>>14718182>we've always known the comics were their own continuityYeah, the show's continuity.
>>14716339>RDEither Top Gun, Independence Day or Pacific Rim
>>14718169>tfw there will be a point where all the boards on 4chan will be shit
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>14718222>That doesn't sound much like a cycle to me....More like a corruption then? Once shitposting takes hold and is perpetuated, eventually every board gets a little bit of /b/ and /v/ in it that it can never shake off.
>>14718069I think Archie Sonic/Megaman threads are alright most of the time.
>>14718144http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0X-c-z8kxk>>14718228*level of canonThey can react to things in the show, but the show will never react to things from the comic. A bit like how Jacen and Jaina will never be in a Star Wars movie.
>>14718248Were those wings always there?
>>14717662lrn2use references saine
>>14718221Oh, are you the guy who sometimes storytimes mlp comics out in the piss?
>>14718214Are you lost?
>>14718129tumblr is a feed, not a blog
If I dont have a movie stream I will hug your waifu!
>>14717750they havent had a single line of dialogue, anon
>>14718303Please do. I don't have the time to be with her and I don't want her to get too lonely
>>14718214BoyMLPG is so used to doom sayingI dont know how they'll handle DUNE saying!
>>14718101Anon answers that you have to wait until the Japanese Club Nintendo releases it.Anon also cries because NoA will never bother to bring it over.
>>14718276I tried but His face is just really wonky. His nose looks stupid no matter how you try to draw it.
>>14718318I fell like there is more to this image, and I want to see it
>>14718222>I'm mostly getting upset about people telling everything to go back to tumblr, and tumblr noses and bullshit like that.It pisses me off too especially when someone is making a valid point. What bothers me the most is that it's always scapegoat. First it was newfags. Then it was scans daily. Then CA. Then reddit. Now tumblr. I fucking hate it because you cannot find one thread without someone bringing up tumblr randomly.>>14718258Those are one of the few comic threads that aren't shit. >>14718290No you're thinking of Dan Dashley. I sometimes storytime comics /co/ doesn't talk about that much and sometimes ask if anyone here wants to read along. But I've only done that like 2 or 3 times.
>>14718200Well, that and the trading card saying Twilight Velvet "loves writing stories about adventures".Compare that to, oh, the blurb they gave us for Sunset Shimmer and how that turned out.
>>14718318Can't really get a good look, let me get my speculum and flashlight.
>>14718258that guide is eerily similar to ours
>>14718353>Sunset/Twilight>Shimmer/SparkleI am so slow.
>>14718303I could stram maybe.Ever heard of Arashi no Yoru ni?I was going to watch it by myself but I could stream it if anybody was interested. In like an hour or so.
>>14718318I never wanted to know what it's like inside the sun until now.
>>14718375Is that what that one guy upthread said he wanted to watch with Pinkie? Mite b cool.
>>14718320>Oh god~ anon never hugs me like this before
>>14718373Well, it's similar, though Sunset is as close to Twilight as Sunrise, Dusk, and Dawn all are. That is, merely one part of what Twilight is.
derp face derp face i love you
>>14718375ye please do
>>14718375I'd watch it.
>>14716666I love that guy's comic.
Which pony has the most cavernous vagina?
Does anyone else get nonsexual huggasms from hugging their plushies?
>>14718371The same could be said about any long running General in 4chan.Now I'm curious. Which is the oldest currently active general thread on 4chan? MLPG must be at least top 5 or top 10.
>>14718346Saine start streaming and never stop.
>>14718417Your eyes are all googly and your face is askew
>>14718467twicane i know your in here
why do i love this image so much?
S04, E07 Big Chaos in Small Ponyville 12/28/2013
>gilba's cheesy paws
>>14718470>Implying anyone would watch me being boring.
>>14718456Well, HSG is older.
>>14718346it's called construction and practice
>>14718427>>14718418Alright, I got some stuff to do but I could have the stream up in like half an hour or so, maybe earlier.>>14718397Yeah I was that guy, was downloading it at the time.
>>14718528>It aint easy, beein dweeby
>>14718456Do "Humanity, Fuck Yeah" threads from /tg/ count as a general?They might as well. Those have been around on /tg/ longer than this iteration of MLP has existed.
Is it wrong if I bought the Build a Bear Spike plushie? It honestly looks surprisingly close to the actual thing, not to mention really cute.>>14718518Discord singing episode. Calling it.
>>14718501Do you enjoy the idea of flirting with a salesclerk Chrysalis?If so, this could be why.
Is gilva the new panka?
>>14718566Why is Sweetie so fat?
>>14718549ok sounds like fun
Winter Wrap Up Winter Wrap Up~
>>14718456>>14718545>>14718555I know LoL General has been around since 2009.Not sure if Monster Hunter General has been constant, but it's a long runner.
>>14718587but I don't even like bughorse at all
>>14718540IF I WAS INVISIBLE. I COULD JUST WATCH YOU IN YOUR ROOM.
>>14718563>Is it wrongnope, I'm hugging mine right now, though I have to admit it took a while to get used to the face.No regrets so far
>>14718566>a mysterious symbol.png
>>14718540Since when are your strams boring?
>>14718608Then I haven't the foggiest. Unless you like her outfit or something.
>>14718563>Discord singing episode.Yes please. PLEASE.
But hey, all that angry ranting about /co/ put me in a comic mood.I'm up for a storytime over there if you any of you want to read some surreal comics from a nice Norwegian manI can do Pocket Full of rain or You can't Get There From Here both by Jason the latter being one of his silent comics.Anyone down?
>>14718643>twily sniffing her underarmUNF
>>14718664anon please contain your unfs
>>14718456Does Pokemon General count? They started on /v/, moved to /vp/, got banned for racism, transformed into Wi-fi generals and with the original members now in dueling network (YGO) generals in /vg/
>>14718626Nony, didn't you just get a tablet?STRAM
>>14718518Where are you seeing this?
>>14718136Right? Which is sexier stallion fmenization or colt femenization
>>14718632It's funny because he could ACTUALLY turn things into a legitimate musical with no suspension of disbelief.
>>14718547Well if you want to point out something specific then please do. I know it looks kinda weird but there's nothing I can do because no one has been able to place what's wrong with it.
>>14718518Though that sounds awesome...sauce?
>>14718643Never heard of either
pony wants to have a pony pet playdate
>>14718696>didn't you just get a tablet?Yes>STRAMI've been feeling like shit since saturday afternoon and my time with it was spent trying not to throw up. Im barely even used to using the pen.
>>14718760I don't have a pet...
>>14718760It would be so cute!
>>14718715I'm.... not sure, that's a hard one. Both have their advantages and disadvantages.
>>14718811What about Scootaloo feminization?
>>14718813but my only friend is you
>>14718826Nonymous, I have bad news.Actually that's a great idea.
>>14718813But I don't want to have a party
>>14718602MY EYES, MY FUCKING EYES!
>>14718813>party just for you and your friends>you and your friends>friendsp-pinkie...
>>14718809This guy's style is 2cute
>>14718740They are both really good comics. Jason is the kind of author that really explores character interaction. He style both writing and drawing are very simplistic which is why a lot of people say he's one of the best when it comes to minimalism. Pocket Full of Rain is one of his more wordy books which he doesn't do often it also features more detailed art than a lot of his later works. YCGTFH is a comic devoid of any word bubbles which he does sometimes, so it really lets the art speak for itself. The art is features the style most people associate him with which is anthropomorphic animals with very little defining features. It's also about monsters sort of. Or I could do I Killed Adolf Hitler if you want something more accessible.
>>14718864>>14718857>Pinkie knows you don't like parties and want to be left alone.>She says she understands and has other friends like that.>She leaves you alone for the day>You come home the next day to a house full of various beings, including a cranky donkey.>Pinkie decides to throw a party for you full of people like you who don't want to go to a party.>She was sure that would have worked.
Pony is waitingWaiting
>>14718813What so just you and me? Not much of a party but hey, better than what I usually do.
>>14718904I was ready an hour agoWhy is pony being so passive aggressive?
>>14718904Pony is biding her time.
>>14718874I still think this would be a lot better if it wasn't R63 Snips and just its own character.
>>14717127in costume porn when
>>14718826>>14718848No all boys must be girly and all girls must be masculine. That is the way of my boner.
>>14718928>there's a knock at the door>two royal guards are standing there when you open it>"There's our ride, honey!"
>>14718951But what is Scootaloo is JUST feminized ENOUGH that you can't tell if she's a filly or a colt?
Give me a good fic to fap to.
>>14718948I think it would be a lot better with a bigger rack.
>>14718951Since when do you like masculine girls?
>>14718931>Those other two houses off to the sideDear God, three of them.
>>14718867>no art of Rd "Taking on" all 3 of them at the same time
>>14718974My little dashie
>>14718811So if you were to draw it you wouldn't be able to choose?>>14718951But what if Scootaloo femenization for cute and not for boner?
New Toon Linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks0Z2hthxSU
>>14719024Party in my pants if you want.
>>14719000Would Scootaloo try to impress a boy she likes by acting girly and doing girly things only to confuse him because he likes sporty, rash Scootaloo?
>>14719024B-but you said we were going to have a party ;_;
>>14719024Pinkie forget those squares and party with the cool kids.A-Also c-could you ask your white unicorn friend to come?But don't let her know I asked you to ask her
where is the stream ill kill your mother
So no storytime then?
Pony asks you to put on this pair of panties
>>14719084noface it, no one here cares about /co/
>>14718971Okay, that'd be pretty Unf, Androgyny is a huge turn on.>>14718978Since always, no one's ever asked me before.>>14719000Well I have drawn crossdressing before and I drew an aged up colt crossdressing. So a Stallion I suppose.Scootaloo for cute can be pretty great but I always like it more if she's embarrassed by it. Comes off much cuter that way.
>>14719054I think that'd make for a great Scootaloo episode, but really I just want an excuse to have Rarity give Scoots a makeover.
>>14719129Do you like Sammy?
>>14719109>Why are they wet?
>>14719130Can we agree that Pinkie is sluttiest pony?
>>14718549Its been half an hour please
>>14719024NOOOOOO How about a party for just the two of us?
>>14719131>that left wingsahahhah
>>14719134I want her first attempt at getting him to like her is hitting him a lot. But that confuses him and she gets detention for hitting.>>14719129>One of the colts asks Scootaloo if she's a boy or a girl>She answers by turning around, rearing up on her back legs and bucking him in the face
>>14719167This isn't having fun
Celestia says you are allowed to enter Equestria if you can hilt a large chance
>>14719167That was over the line, Pinkie.
>>14719201how long do i have to do it?
>>14719183But unlike Gilda, she looks like a nice person
I don't care what you say! I could be a great stud! The best in Equestria!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcfdoSuC6MI
>>14719054>>14719134>>14719185>New colt in town>Really shy and likes sports >Scoots get a crush on him and in an attempt to get him to notice her she hits him every time she sees him>doesn't say a single word to him>Just hits him>He begins to ignore her because he thinks she's bullying her>Scoots ask everyone from the CMC to the main 6 for he help I need this episode.
>>14719217holy shit did she break her goddamn neck
>>14719231As long as it takes for you to get off
>>14719233Gilda looks nice if you're not a dweeb
>>14719167Fuck you, pankYou just moved to #3 on my list.
>>14719183Oh her, Yeah she's a 10/10. Looks pretty masculine but not so muscular she's gross looking.But that's just aesthetically, I willing to overlook a lot of the physical details if I get along well with the person. I just tend to enjoy stronger women.
>>14719182Does it look broken? How do I fix it?>>14719158I just find it weird she doesnt get hurt with all those spikes.
>>14719255Well then I'm sure given maybe a few weeks of training I could do it without injury, and then never have to do it again.
>>14719264If I were to hug Gilda she would hit my in the gut really hardI dont think Samantha would
>>14719084I'd have liked it but maybe I'm the only one
>>14719242>Scoot asks Twilight for help getting the boy to like her>Twilight gives her a book>While she's talking and not looking she discretely slides it back onto the shelf
>>14719277It looks like a doge hand
>>14719271If we ever made it to Equestria I'll have you know I would beat you senseless if you got in the way of me being with Rarity.
>>14719279>anon becomes a slut
>How come Alicorn II Twilight is able to one shot all the returning villains in the series finale, but the new villain that was controlling them all was a problem for her?
>>14719167Well, it's a good thing I'm not Anot.
>>14719291That just goes to show you shouldn't try to hug strange women, anon.I'm sure if you made friends with Gilda that she'd let you hug you.
>>14719177Setting the stream up now
>>14719296I could still do it if you want. Just let me know which of the comics I listed you want to read.
>>14719325How do I make friends with Gilda?forcing Twilight to eat mud?
>>14719167Neko you need a new name or else I'm just going to constantly confuse you with Neko-Me
>>14719311You're welcome to try anon.Key word being "try"
>>14719341Do you think Dash made Twilight eat mud?No, you just have to be cool.
>>14719297>She goes to Dash for help>"Did you try hitting him?"
>>14719167Oh shit, you're droolanon/nekoStill, fuck you for falsely accusing Rarity of being a slut.
>>14719353I'll beat you up in front of her to assert my dominance. That's how horse society works, right?
>>14719131Incoming severe agony.
H-hi anon, I was wondering... I have two tickets to the Wonderbolts show and... I was wondering if you can pet sit Tank on Saturday while I take Twilight to go see the Wonderbolts show
>>14719396>twidashNo unless you invite Fluttershy.
>>14719396Sorry, I'm going too
>>14719373>"I did! I hit him all the time!">RD: "Is he hitting back?">"No.">RD: "Hmm. Then you need to hit him harder."
>>14719360MLPG teach me to be cool
>>14719396What do I get in return?
>>14719333You Can't Get There From HereI can't word tonight
>>14719387No, of course it isn't.
>>14719396But...I don't like you.
>>14719418First you got to get yourself a really nice pair of shades.
>>14719396I already scalped all the tickets you bitch. If you want the goods, pay up.
>>14719396That's interesting. I happen to know for a fact that Twilight is spending all Saturday with Celestia to greet the Rambassador. Just how exactly did you plan on going to the show with her?
>>14719396Only if I'm allowed to convince him to play dead so I can call Fluttershy over.
>>14719425Anon!True friends do each other favors expecting nothing in return!
>>14719442You mean like a tree to lay under on a hot day?
>>14719436Oh. Well, I'm sure she'll think I'm cool and manly and stuff.
>gigazon twist is still unfinished
>>14719463NEITHER ARE YOUFLUTTERSHY TOLD ME SO
>>14719465So like a pony blowjob?
>>14719387You have to beat him with your dick. In his ass.
>>14719411>>14719373I feel like I'm really watching an episode right now
>>14719396H'es a turtleI think his metabolism can stand waiting five hours without some food pellets
>>14719463Pinkie I swear to god if you keep acting like this I am going to uninvite you from my birthday.
>>14719463You're right Pinkie, those guys are no fun. Come hang out with me! I've still got loads of Halloween candy!
>>14719463Let's just start over.Hi I'm anon, would you like to go out with me?
I know the premiere may have alleviated some fears about season 4, but did it give any of you new ones or not relieve you of a previous one?
>>14719431Threads up. Just search for the name on the catalog.
>>14719488Wha-...huh? No, not a pony blowjob! Are you even listening to me?
>>14719477Possibly.I think she'd go for intelligence over "coolness", and good manners and chivalrousness over what you call "manliness"
Your waifu says that she'll go out with you on a date. One condition though:You must first best Kharn the betrayer in unarmed, single, combat.
>>14719522I gambled big on hype and I won.
>>14719551I have no waifu, and why would pony want something like that anyways?