Spoiler: Trixie is best, all around greatest unicorn.REAL SPOILERReview detailing the entire premiere scene by scene.http://imgur.com/r1FNNDyOld mediocre, all around boring pegasus and spoilers: >>14628775
Aren't so you glum, my faithful princess, for you're all wings and shit now?
rarara a shit
>>14633042Rip in peace MLP.
Stream.
Speaking of which, what's the story of Seth, anyways?
>15 images earlyFUCKYOU
>>14633042Please stop making threads so early
>>14633078I don't think anyone could possibly be glum over receiving the gift of wings.
>>14633102Once upon a time there was a faggot obsessed with Trixie.The end.
>>14633122Twilight Sparkle is.
I enjoyed Epic Rage Time.Is that bad?
>>14633122Why not?
TWO DAYS
>>14633151>enjoying things.Absolutely disgusting.
>>14633158GET A BETTER TIME ZONE
WHY would they put a SCENE-BY-SCENE description in a review?
>>14633151The fuck
You so random Seth.
>You will never win 1st place in synchronized anal with Luna.
>>14633151Oh wow I don't remember Celestia pushing twilight with her wing. Neat.
TWO DAYS, FIFTEEN HOURS AND FIFTY SEVEN MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE
Welp, here we go again! Like usual MLPG's Pone Marethon will start at 7:00pm EST.http://www.livestream.com/nonymousTonight we finally plunge head first into season three and right into Meghan McCarthy's turn at the pony wheel. I'd suggest buckling up for this stream.Tonight's episodes are:>51 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1, Meghan McCarthy, 2012-04-21>52 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2, Meghan McCarthy, 2012-04-21 >53 The Crystal Empire - Part 1, Meghan McCarthy, 2012-11-10>54 The Crystal Empire - Part 2, Meghan McCarthy, 2012-11-10>55 Too Many Pinkie Pies, Dave Polsky, 2012-11-17
>>14633177Because bronies.
>>14633152I dunno...it just seems like an incredibly freeing thing to receive. If you're a germaphobe the new diseases you'd be susceptible could be a downside>Oh no feather flu!
>>14633198Sorry, I'm not in the mood tonight...I'm joking, but I do feel like shit
>>14633177Because they only know how to review vidya, and don't know how professional film critics or the like can write more interesting pieces than just step-by-step descriptions.
Twilight will never be cute again.
>>14633221>At least you feel better than you look
>>14633272
>>14633272Uhh... uh-oh.
>>14633282At least I didn't ruin the show
>>14633308>>Rainbow Dash will never accidentally suck your dick
>>14633312You ruin dolls, not shows.
>>14633312>"allegedly "
>>14633272WHAT
>>14633323You wouldn't get one if Rainbow Dash had one?
PONY JUST WROTE A FIC ABOUT YOU
>>14633338I have negative money.
>>14633342Can I read it?
>>14633338No, I don't care what 4th best pony does. 3DS is meh until it gets Metroid
>>14633329That's one rightfully smug horse.
>>14633347Sell your excess love to a changeling for the bits.
penis in pone
>>14633364They should set up a love bank. Or maybe a protection agency. What about a changeling mafia.
>>14633388But which pone, anon?
>>14633183How do you judge cuddling?
Every time pony closes her eyes all she sees is you
>>14633183>ponut gapingMUH FETISH
>>14633422the pone you love
>>14633329>Twilight will never turn evil over season 4>She will never slowly try to sabotage the Equestrian Empire to turn everyone on the alicorn sisters>She will never remove Cadance>We will never see only a smug smile spread across her lips as she states to the camera "I win."
>>14633430>example of first rate cuddling
>>14633430the cuddlewatts it generates
>>14633462>implying cadence wouldn't send Twilight to the moon for 1000 years for killing the previous two sisters.
>>14633462Technically that already happened in close to the same context
>>14633388baby in pone
>>14633443Pony is hallucinating, I recommend that she see a doctor.
>>14633490She just made a tulpa of you is all.
>>14633480What would you do if Shining Armour was aiming his wife at you?
>>14633481I guess it did, didn't it? Also the Friendship is Witchcraft did something pretty cool with that episode where Twilight was pretty damn evil.>>14633480That's why Twilight has to be extremely careful in taking out the sisters. Otherwise she's doomed to repeat history.
>>14633496>tulpasI'm glad those guys fucked off to somewhere else. To think I even made one for some months.
>>14633364>Having excess love
Do you think theres a janitor for ponyville elementary?
>>14633483success
>>14633480In retrospect wife tossing seems like one of those "write yourself out of a corner" issues.>Spike has to get away with the gem>There's literally nowhere to go>Fuck it, he jumps>Cadance can't save Spike or the gem because she's tired as fuck>Shining Armor can't magic>Her friends are useless>The writing staff sits quietly around the table>What if... Shining just... fucking throws Cadance to catch them?
>>14633505You put your penis in pone, now pone is pregnant. You have no choice but to take responsibilities for your actions. Shotgun wedding
>>14633480
>>14633522equestria girls janitor.png
>>14633528Why is that picture so funny?>Charles Barkley's birth dot jpgSlammed so hard he came out black.
Apples
>>14633542They could have had rainbow dash fly
>>14633569Hips
>>14633578Tex
>>14633548>Literally>Applejack shows up at your house>With a shotgun>She's nonchalant about the fact that she has an actual shotgun>She casually shows you how she loads it, tells you how good it is at getting vermin away from the farm>"Oh, an' ah heard you and pone were gettin' married? Thinkin' about havin' a little foal of yer own some day."
>>14633587Nope
Reminder that Twilight is noticeable taller and her friends now have to literally look up to her
>>14633592>tfw if this were me she'd be the pone in question
>>14633480>the only word that doesn't begin with a capital letter is the one that shouldWhy.
>>14633625Ditto
>>14633625>>14633644>marrying applejackI hope you like being a stay at home husband
>>14633651I would love that.Do I get an apron? Is it pretty?
>>14633625If you got Applejack knocked up out of wedlock you bet your ass she'd come knocking on your door with that gun.With her in labor she's going to be needing some help with the farm. Not to mention the child.And what would Granny Smith say? What kind of example would you two be setting for Apple Bloom if you weren't married first?
>>14633651>Getting a pent-up-from-work applejack and cooking all the timeSeems pretty good
>>14633470Which pony is the cuddleslut in this
>>14633592Now would be a bad time to ask AJ which pony she's talking about.
>>14633625>>14633644My brethren.>>14633651I would be her house husband.
>>14633676Pinke Three of them.
>>14633625well how are you going to marry her if she doesn't know it?
Why haven't you accepted Twist as best pony yet?
>>14633719>What does for thekthual mean?>Am I for thekthual?
>>14633719Because you're wrong.
>>14633042So, was there a leak of the premiere episode or something?
>>14633719She's just a filly that's cuter then most.
>>14633719>>14633728Oh god I can hear it
>>14633747Just dont point out the error I made.
>>14633739Noearly showing
>>14633719Because Pinkie is better.
>>14633759Ahh, how was it?
>>14633739EFN beefed it and posted a full on review of the episode for review
>>14633775read it an find outSPOILERIt focuses completely on Twilight
Would you Rarity if she was Tarzan?
>>14633785Not surprised, considering how Season 3 ended.
>>14633522what a fuzzy butt
>>14633775it's like bad fanfiction
>>14633719Because each and every other pony is better than her.
>>14633786>Muscly Rarity with immaculately kept hair and incredibly fashionable garment fashioned from forest materials swinging through the trees
>No songs>BadS4 might even beat S1 if they keep it up
>>14633786>こわい何
WHERE THE HUSBANDOS AT
>>14633785All of the season openers focus on Twilight with her friends doing very little.
>>14633856>knowing JapaneseWhy?
>>14633801what
>>14633857I AM YOUR HUMAN HUSBANDO
>>14633855It's already 1.5 terahitlers worse by default.
>>14633871To watch anime!
>>14633857I don't even know which 63 main six I'd want as a husbandoMaybe Applejack
>>14633857ここ>>14633871アニメだから
>>14633855Season 4 will have the most songs of all the season that have aired
>>14633883Like MRP?>>14633891No, stop.
>>14633857I don't have a husbando.I do have an otouto, though.
>>14633856So like, did you actually mean cute? Because that says scary.
sex with rarity
>>14633887I'd probably Butterscotch or Dusk Shine (he really needs a better name)
>>14633928ewsex with celestia.
>>14633887I already know mineJust imagine this gorgeous man guiding you through your first gay experience in that calm, smooth voice of hisI bet he'd even kiss you on the lips and fall asleep snuggling you when you're done
>>14633898貴様やめてもいいです>>14633898I truly learned Japanese just to watch Japonies, was funny being the only one in a stream to understand without relying on memory of the dubs.(笑)>>14633926That's what the image says. I ask because I haven't watched Tarzan for a while and I couldn't immediately recall her having that as a catchphrase.
>>14633938sex with celestia and rarity
>>14633939I still want to know who you are...
>>14633930>namehe's a r63.He's called r63 twilight.>>14633939Rarifags yet again confirmed for regular fags
>>14633928
>>14633930I mean their names are all pretty androgynous so I never really got why they needed the name change. I prefer to just say 63 Twilight etc.
>>14633930>Evening Glisten
>>14633949gee Anonymous, how come your mom lets you sexual TWO ponies?
>>14633956>>14633939nonymous stop shitposting by yourself
>>14633898>>14633898>日本語を知ってない>平成25年
boops with marker pony
>>14633986lewd
>>14633977I'm not going to IRC again just to translate this shit another time.
>>14633948Oh I didn't actually look at the picture, my bad. How did you learn japanese so fast if you just did it to watch ponies?
>>14633986>Not drinks with Gloomy
>>14633928angry sex with applejack
>>14634003>the barn door is destroyed>most of the hay bales are scattered over the floor>somehow the waterchute when through the loft window
>>14634003anal sex with applejack with the ost
>>14633948I really liked watching it at first, but the way so many episodes were edited was causing my autism to flare up.
>>14633956<3>>14633957I'm just a man that knows what he likes.
>>14634027>A couple of apple trees are toppled over>One is on fire
Anyone know where I can shoot GG a message?
No YOU'RE a faggot!
>>14634047Ouch.
>>14634059Tumblr? His thread on the sub?
>>14634059His tumblr or his thread on the sub.
>>14634047>mfwhttp://derpibooru.org/477133
>every little thing that comes out about S4 makes me lose more and more interestI wanted it to end, but i didn't think it would happen with S4 so close
>>14634059His sub or the thread on the tumblr
>>14634079>>14634081>>14634087Thought of Tumblr, but I don't actually know his Tumblrs.Sub'll do the trick though, thanks.
>>14633887I'd husbando my waifu and love him just as much as I do her if he were real
>>14634088>>14634094>tfw money grubbing mudponies in this thread
>>14634092Shut up, nigger.
>>14634117Bubble berry will never make sense to me
>>14634134does pinkie even make sense?
>>14634088That wasn't me, honest.I only use the imgur
>>14634140pinkie is pinkit makes more sense than bubble berry
>>14634140>Pink pony>works in a bakeryHow does it not make sense?
what draw?
>>14634140Yes
>>14634146Oh, you mean the name.Fair enough. "Elusive" is a shitty name, too. It's just a direct synonym, there's nothing more inherently masculine about the word. Pfah."Rainbow Bolt" or whatever was pretty good though.>>14634159She works in a bakery because she likes to bake, but her special talent is parties. Parties often require bakery catering services.
>Eat apple>This apple taste horrible>Look at it>its all black on the insideAm I going to die, Applejack?
>>14633997嘘でしたwI didn't, although it made me glad I did when I watched Japonies as I was able to understand quite a bit.>>14634037I don't like some of the VAs, for example Rainbow Dash sounds like a male shonen MC.
>>14634057>the two of you survey the carnage>"Hmm. Guess you win the bet. I'll pick up the spa bill this week."
>>14634182Blitz, usually.
>>14634168Rule 63 Rarity being prissy and fabulous
We need a pone MILF this season
>>14634194Wait, no, that sounds bad.
ALL THE PONIES DIE IN THE PREMIER
>>14634201We've already got one of those.Her name is ______Celestia______
>>14634187>Eat apple>This apple taste horrible>Look at it>There are wasps inside the appleI'm going to die, aren't I, Applejack?
>>14634168Bubble Berry wearing a feed bag
>>14634231>no confirmed kids>MILFWhat.
>>14634220>sombra returns>seals the main six in crystal>the CMC become the main characters for a while>need to go around equestria with Zecora and Spike and find pure embodiments of each element to free them
>>14634168Hacker pony isolating the bad guys' nodes and routing their IPs
>>14632227>>14632229>>14632289>>146325361 billion hours later...
>>14634246She is mother to us all.
>>14634168Cherry Jubilee in casual summer wear?
>>14634261WHOA DUDE IT'S YOUTHESE ARE GREAT
>>14634261God damn it, I told you to keep Rarity away from naked males this month, anon!
>>14634261>Pinkie's cheeksI LOVE YOU
>>14634261Twilight's horn looks a little bit too segmented somehow.Oh my gosh that Pinkie
>>14634201I have just the pony
>>14634303Holy shit I forgot she existed.Yes. yes we need MUCH more of her.
>>14634303What the fuck Raridad? That's your fucking wife!
>>14634261are you still ded and hat us?
>>14634303>rarity's mom poses for porn>her dad is always photobombing and cheering on her somewhere
>>14634312>More of her.But she's one of the main characters.She's Pinkie Pie. She hides her horn under her hair, wears a wig and wears pants to hide her cutie markHow did you not know?
>>14634319>He likes to watch>>14634341I stand by the idea, all the same
>tfw no r63 rarity to turn you into a grill
>>14634371sounds pretty hot
>>14634371What kind of grill would you be?
>>14634371>initially you start to yell and complain but when he shows you some new outfits he made for you your new hormones start to kick in and you calm down
>>14634371
>>14634397>taking all that meat at onceIt's rarity, isn't it?
>>14634319Hey, he knows his wife looks good, he's going to show her off.
>>14634417Aw haha
>>14634371>Oh, but anon, you'll look simply dashing in this new dress. >And this eyeshadow will look great on you>Now all you need is some lipstick that brings out those gorgeous lips of yours
>>14634417New favorite pic.
>>14634371>tfw no forced feminization
>>14634443well whew
>just found old video of myself jacking off with banana peelwhat the fuck was i thinking
>>14634492>not uploading itFix this and all is forgiven.
Silver buttons and boots
>leak of reviewUhh so tempted to click
>>14634492more importantly why did you record it?
>>14634371Someone needs to write a fic about this or at least draw a pic with r63 rarity fucking a femanon.
>>14633102He never would go to bed
>>14634506Wish that gif had the resident evil "You are dead" at the end
>>14634520naw, i dont like that idea so no one should do it ever.
>>14634505I'm glad I'm not as shitty at art as you.
So anyone who read the leak?Is it good
>>14634505gRoss
>>14634544It sounds nice.
>>14634520>Someone needs to write a fic about this>mfw I've had the very rough draft of a fic about this kicking around for ages now>mfw somebody actually says thisHOW DID YOU KNOW
>>14634536I like it so someone should do both of them, in fact no, someone should make a complete 30 page comic about it going really heavy into the part about anon becoming a femanon and Rarity courting her.Then a part about you, yes you and favorite pony getting a blowjob by rarity and femanon.
>>14634505I like the outfit, not so much what its covering.
>>14633102>>14633127You got it all wrong.Once upon a time there was a faggot that was obsessed with a dragon and it transcended waifuism and just got creepy. /tg/ was almost ruined.Then he got obsessed with Trixie and stole someone else's idea of a pony blog and got "famous".
>>14634492post it
THREE DAYS
>>14634505That's kinda cute
>feel kinda shitty after having a minor car accident>insurance is gonna go up, fuck>watch some ponies, feel better.why does it make me feel better /mlp/
>>14634586
I actually like fanfictionHell I thought that Phoenix Wright thing on youtube was great
>>14634568>heavy on the transforming partwhy, that is the worst part
Two ponies are clinging to your leg, they refuse to let go and squeel with delight when you swing your legs around. This is going to make going to the bathroom difficult.
>>14634598Voice acting killed it for me.
>>14634520There's a littel something with zecora giving anon girly bits, but I can't find it
>>14634590because this is the only place on the internet who will read your personal blog
>>14634612yeah that couldve been better, I feel they did good on making it like the games though.
>>14634586>three days until we watch a spoiled episodeyay
"We waited nine months for this?"
>>14634636>spoiling it for yourselfAll I've read is something about keys. Still hype.
Why is she so perfect
Things have truly gone too far with this whole "Brony Media" farce.
>>14634636>reading spoilersPleb, unless you hit 300 days it won't be as good. It's like if you don't jack off for like 2 weeks butcut out the last minute
>>14634636They did not spoil the background poniesI will be watching with great interest
>>14634652Twilight does a sonic rainboom that ends with a star-shape to bring twilight to the land. At the beginning of said episode, she can harly fly.Woo.
>>14634652I have spoilers off, and people have been posting unspoiled spoilers in the fucking thread the entire time, someone even spammed the synopsis [and the janny didn't even delete them]
>>14634674That's just absurd. Are you serious? I hope that's not it.>>14634676I've seen a couple, but they were all really vague, like, "it's all about Twilight." Could have easily been made up.In any case, I'm still hype for new pony episodes after the premier, even if it turns out horribly.
>>14634691I'm sorry, it is true. I wouldn't believe it at first, then I raged, then I got sad, then I got apathetic and now I don't give a fuck anymore because it's a little girl's show.Does anyone have the "10 stages of accepting" (or whatever that's the name )pic?
>>14634658Hey, I'm glad you're still here. I'm done with your request~Rate and critique my human, MLPG?
>>14634720d'aww hes so tiny
>>14634710http://psychcentral.com/lib/the-5-stages-of-loss-and-grief
>>14634710There are only 5 stages of grief, so I don't know what pic you're talking about, but I still really really doubt that. Seriously, it "brings twilight to the land"? That's ridiculous, the whole point of the first episode was kind of the opposite of that really.
>>14634720cute pone/10I greatly enjoy your small ponesAlso neat to see someone around still doing traditional stuff
chrysalis just impregnated you
Goodnight.
>>14634766I don't have a uterus
>>14634720>>14634751Oh and thank you!
That's it avoiding MLPG till Saturday night
>>14634602>transformation>the worst partDo you hate cheese on pizza?What's the point of doing something transformation related if you hate the actual transformation part?
>>14634768Why sleep so early
>>14634649RON PAUL 2016
Could this obnoxious leak be a chink in EFN's armor? I can't think that would go over well with Hasbro that Final Draft's network spoiled their premiere.
>>14634720I don't know jack about faces, but I think maybe the cheekbones on that femanon are a bit wonky.>>14634784Autogynephilia?
>>14634773You do now
>>14634738If you want to read the imgur like, it's there. But people have stopped spamming info about the premiere anyway, you're probably safe for the next days.
>>14634782sonic twilightboom!
Has anyone ever read blowfly girl's blog?What do you think of infestation?Which pony would prefer it?
>The Bad>so much epicness (what a fag, goddamn)... but no songs>no songs>NO SONGSThis premiere's gonna be great!
>>14634831Come on manButts! You need draw some pictures I can get behind.
>>14634720
http://www.planecrashinfo.com/MP3s/rcvrNBC.mp3
>>14634799Well. I'm tempted, of course, and God knows I may still break tomorrow or the next day, but I don't think I'm going to read that just yet.I will say if that's how things turn out I'll be sorely disappointed. Hype meter slightly down.At least we have pirate ponies tonight.>>14634831I'm mostly ambivalent about the songs. Good songs are ok, but bad songs are little more than filler.
>Watches first few minutes of the new episodeI think this is the sex education one...
>>14633183Those fucking shirts were the best partnoit was all the best part
So does the new season have cute ponies doing things, and also Applejack? Thats all I want, for I am a simple man with simple needs.
Pony wants to watch Superman again.
>>14634854>Flugelhorn>Flugel= wing>Horn= hornFORESHADOWING
>>14634871oh god not russel crowe again, he was only good in gladiator, pony
PONY PUMPING YOUR PENIS
>Nighmare Moon flashbacks>no elements of Harmony>box with 6 keysFuck, McCarthy is going to retcon Faust's major lore aspects of the show
>>14634524I tried.
>>14634898HOW? SHE ONLY HAS HOOVES!
>>14634875holy shitI even knew what Flugelhorn meant, I just-motherfucker
>>14634849The problem with the show's songs isn't that they're too simple for the sake of it's REAL demographic (look at any Disney film in the renaissance), it's that they're just bad. They feel completely pointless and the characters aren't deep enough that the songs have any benefit of revealing something about them. It's basically stretching out a story point way longer than it needed to go on for, much like how a joke can easily go for too long or be used too many times.Man, if only both Disney and Broadway weren't in the slump at the same time, we wouldn't be stuck with their abominable babies born from 1988-1997. Cheapass sentimental junk.
>>14634908haha thats great man, thanks
3 DAYS HORSEPEOPLE3 DAYS
>>14634899>>box with 6 keysThey shouldn't open that.They could get a low-tier unusual for that, but they should save the keys.
>>146349323 DAYS TO SHIT XIERIL
>>14634908awesome
>>14634932>tfw its 2 days for my timezoneSOON
>>14634919Whoa, whoa, man, back up a bit. I just said the bad songs were basically filler is all.I like WWU and a handful of the other songs. Find a Pet was an actual segment of the episode, though, as in it was important.
>>14634919Best example of that is the I was not prepared song>song about something that just happened>lazy as fuck lyrics even for kids show standards>episode paused for the sake of the song>song contributed to absolutely nothing in the episode
So I just learned today that Ultra-Pro now makes mlp card sleeves.http://www.ultrapro.com/product_list.php?cPath=70_201
>2 days 13 hours 48 minutes
What the fuck are you doing in my house?
>>14633939He sounds like James from Pokemon
I love it when we small cuddly horses.
>>14634898>tfw the closest feel to this you will ever get is your mare vagina fuck toy
>>14634958>no Treekicker onesMan.
>>14634958>you will never be a pony cock sleeve
>>14634966the road's a pretty good book but the character's an idiot.
Are you getting ready for season 4 contributing?
>>14634958Is that MLP card game any fun, by the way? I've heard a description of the gameplay but I've yet to hear any testimonials from people who've played.
>>14634966they are the best kind of horses
>>14634983tfw no new OPM chapter
>>14634983>tfw it was never finished>tfw it will never be finished
>>14634984I don't think it's out yet Leth.
>>14635008Why did you just call me Leth?
>>14634985I just want to grab a pegasus and squeeze it.
>>14635012yeth.
>>14634985>>14634966What about fillies?
>>14634319She's power sliding anon why do you have to see cuckolding in everything
>>14635012Because I'm pretty sure no one would post that image besides Leth.If I'm wrong, no worries.
Did Klondike ever finish that game? I don't know why I just thought about it.
>even ponychan is is doubting the direction the show is takinghow could anyone defend Meghan at this point?
>>14635017Just don't squeeze too hard anon!>>14635025They are even more cuddly. Colts too
>>14635025Acceptable.
>>14635039Because we havn't actually seen the episode yet and all we know is based of some bronies play by play of the episodes.
Would you push/fuck her
>>14635055>you'll never finger scootaloo
>>14635040Psh, it's not like I'm gonna hurt her.
>>14635055I feel that colored version really diminishes the quality of the origional.
>>14635058You can push while fucking...so both. WITH GUSTO!
I want to pick on a pegasus that is molting. She'd be all huffy and mad, scrunching like crazy.
>>14635080>not wanting to listen to her bubbly giggles when you play with her hairwhat's wrong with you
>>14634984I played in a playtest at GenCon. It's pretty fun. Got a free deck too.
>>14635080ew shes all human n shit
>>14635080>No blowjobs while she stares up and smiles at you the whole timeShit taste.
>"Hi Anon, what kind of dreams are you having tonight?"
pony is indestructible
>>14635127Lewd dreams
>>14635127>N-nothing. Definately not your sister.
>>14635127I'm having the one where I dream that I've lost all of my friends and the people close to me because they don't want to put up with someone with shitty, jaded and depressive personality again.
>since S2 i wanted to show to become serialized and follow a big story arc>the show finally seems to be headed that way>under Meghan's direction>a writer with terrible sense of worlbuildingwelp, i got my monkey paw wish
>>14635133only main ponies arenormal ponies have to beware the ded
ANON SHOW US YOUR DICK
>>14635143Shut up jesus
>>14635133maybe on the outside
>>14635158>>/3dpd/
>>14635174>the board that should not exist, but still does for some reason
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>14635158No
>>14635155>ponies having a funeral>some little shit just waltzes up and calls him old to his face
So how fair the horses?
>>14635158okhttp://i.imgur.com/PKsNEkk.jpg
i can't get hype
>>14635155>implying they aren't burying the only human to ever make it to Equestria>they have no idea what to do in the event of a death, so he leaves them instructions>none of the ponies understand why Anon has to go under the ground or why he'll never wake up, but they want to make sure in case he's wrong about that second bit he won't be angry>>14635177There are too many of those
>>14635178Just the right amount.
>>14635186very nick thickness, good length, get the fuck off of here this is a pony thread, not /soc/.
>>14635187Probably the wisest choice.
>>14635186>Hey everypony look at anon's weird misshapen penis>look at how small it is I bet he couldn't even pleasure a mare
>>14635200but he told me to
>>14635216>He can pleasure me!
>>14635222If anon told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that?
>>14635186>tfw can only fit one quarterHow will pony ever love me
>>14635226Go to bed, Sweetie
>>14635232just press down?
>>14635216Someone show this guy that size comparison chart>>14635229no I don't like hights
>>14635232>tfw can fit two quarters flaccid
>>14635259If anon told you to cut off your dick, would you?
Someone suggested in the stram that mlpg.co/countdown should give an alarm when an ep startswhat sfx should it be?
>>14635249Too late
>>14635133Her mind isn't.
>>14635275The ringing in the same episode that pinkie does?
>>14635249Okay!
>>14635275the ponyville disaster siren
>>14635179damagecontrol.jpg
>>14635265How many when hard thoughsome of us are growerswhich pony would be a show-er>>14635268Anon these orders are all dangerous for my body there's a difference in context
>>14635275anything that isn't "hahaha, BOOP!" is a bad suggestion
>>14635186
>>14635287No Sweetie, anon is not allowed to spend the night.
>>14635275Pinkie going woooo wooo woooooo
>>14635216>anon introduces equestria as a whole to anal
>>14635297fòuttershy is shocked.
>>14635297> fluttershy
>>14635302For that anon who asked.Wow
>>14635299You just want him all to yourself.
>>14635297Dash has the cutest giggle
>>14635316>>14635325Fluttershy is really into interspecies
>>14634574I bet he masturbates to that villain bitch Trixie as a dominatrix dominating him. Plus Trixie is weak and officially known as "Not So Great".
>>14635355woah now
>>14635302>>14635295>>14635285I think the ringing ponk is probably the best one out of those.>>14635290Is there a clean version of it anywhere? Or was it any different from a normal one?
>>14635364Given some of the stuff he posted when he came here I wouldn't doubt it.
>>14635355Twilight is more into interspecies than Fluttershy.
This hiatus was almost like a pregnancy.I wonder if Marker got pregnant...
>>14635382All the ponies interested in one way or another.
>>14635355>realizes humans don't finish in under a minute>tells tales if "impossible stamina and recovery"
>>14635372I think the only time its heard clearly is in Secret of My Excess but its unfortunately pretty short
>>14635370You're an all-star
>>14635290>>14635372>>14635401Here you go.http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=9CzcOcBb_ms&start1=0&video2=rIos0ya-yss&start2=0&authorName=
Is it really such a brony to enjoy tsudere Trixie fanon
>>14635399>implyingOn average, maybe, but there are always those two-pump chumps out there.A relatively insignificant refractory period isn't a lie, though.
>>14635186>actually have a reason to post this
>>14635407FUCK
>>14635388Are you implying that the new episode is going to hurt like childbirth?
What I'm learning from these streams is that Creepy Curse objectively has the worst opinions.No wonder his name rhymes with Terse.
>>14635186That is the chodeiest chode I have ever seen.
>>14635416True enough.
>>14635389>go hiatus hibernation>new episode soon>check my favourite general>this pic got colouredneat, what else did I miss?
>>14635312Don't you mean as a hole?
Why are we talking about dicks instead of butts
That was an... okay stream. Thanks to Nonymous again for streaming the episodes.See you guys again tomorrow for more of MLPG's Pone Marethon. Just two more days and ten more episodes until S4!
>>14635441It's 6.5 inches long. Aren't chodes short?
TCE was underrated
>>14635458well I do now.
TCE was overrated
>tfw gloomy will die in 2 days
>>14635453Probably quite a bit.
>>14635459>>14635459because dicks are yummy and easier to put in your mouth
>>14635453We all got our very own ponies
>>14635475You need to stop saying things that aren't true.
>>14635186That's feralThe proportions are all fucked up
>>14635479Yeah, but butts can sit on your face
What if PonyAmie
>>14635475She'll just poof down to pocket size and sit on your shoulder as you watch the new season
>>14635484>We all got our very own poniesare they little?
Twilight wants to know if her wings are pretty.
>>14635486oh my god thats a cute horse
>>14635497Yes. I got a filly. She's adorable.
>>14635493I'd lose more of my free time>tfw training a team of 2cute4me pokemon rather than a set of strong ones.
>>14635499Yes
>>14635475TWO DAYS, THIRTEEN HOURS AND FOUR MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIEEEE
>>14635487I don't understand what you mean by feraland the aspect ratio is fine
>>14635186>Goes into a public toilet to put some quarters on his dick and take a photo
The Crystal Empire is an allegory for modern Russia, and how a strong capitalist leader is necessary to defend against the resurgence of communism.
>>14635355Im really getting fucking sick of seeing that image everyday, post something else for fucks sake
>>14635493http://nsfwlk.tumblr.com/post/67409345641/shes-always-had-a-hard-time-keeping-those-extra
>>14635518>doesn't even timestamp it
>>14635499Of course they are.Now I've got a question for you: are your books pretty?
>>14635479That shit's gay, yo
>>14635518I'm in a college dorm what was I supposed to dotwo roomates
>>14635531>are your books pretty?hell yesif I had a camera I'd show them to you
>>14635509I got a very feathery pegasus.
>>14635518I love how you're the first person to point this out.
>>14635186http://mlpg.co/3dpd/index.html
>>14635426It will be the episode that decides if S4 will be shit or not, so yeah.
>>14635536Be a faggot somewhere else.
>>14635509So is mine!
>>14635529Every time.
I drew some stuff last night
>>14635544>>14635555We should invite our ponies over for a playdate.
>>14635564are you gonna stram more draws tonight
>>14635555oh goshwhy are the cmc so adorable
>>14635548I'm a dick detectiveA dick dick if you will
>>14635564THAT'S DERPARIFIC
>>14635569I haven't decided yet.
>>14635549>>14635572Is that a bad thing to doI don't understand
>>14635529All I can do is look at that and laugh
I wish I could hug a little pony and never let go
>>14635577Saine pls, I need to know if I can go to bed.
>>14635582Liittle ponies will want to breathe eventually anon
>>14635577Unf
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
What song would be best to win your waifu over?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTLnlkrCK8c
>>14635597Jokes on you I already am
>>14635599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
>>14635599nostalgia rush~
The mane six all briefly become acorns in the premier.
>>14635583Well, I'm playing DnD again tonight but we're planning on stopping early tonight because Roogna has something going on tomorrow. As it is I really don't know yet. I'll probably draw but I might not stream. Maybe you should go to bed though. Lack of sleep is bad I should know
>>14635603PROVE IT
>>14635599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgNxC-TSBoYCelestia would probably find it cute
>>14635597rarity will never force you to be a mare in a pretty dress
>>14635599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ap4s6pyoNw
>>14635599I don't know. All I listen to is chiptunes
>>14635599I don't listen to music
>>14635606>Play this>Every mare in the room starts blushing uncontrollably and sweating trying to resists breaking out into a dance routine
>>14635599I feel like this would work better on Fluttershy, thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRn2IVOkCEw
>>14635599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWsxSeqdyTw
>>14635627Why the fuck are YOU using a 2HB pencil on a canvas?
>>14635599My only waifu is video gameshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs
>>14635633I will never understand people like this. Not judging you or anything.
>>14635610I got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,My friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,Its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.
>>14635653I'm deaf
>>14635186can I see more?
Pony wants to go disco!
>>14635606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZXXj-DBzmU
>>14635599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCS14PoQc2MI'm not the only one who waifus original Molestia...right?
>>14635610Will there be pone's?
>>14635668Pony is doing the hustle!
>>14635635>implying they wouldnt all rip off their coats>only to reveal another coat with a jersey and shorts on>hoops appear all over town>Discord shows up>sudden readings of 19.7 Megajoules of negative BBall protons
>>14635660I wish I wasn't too broke to afford Mt. Dew and Funyuns...
>>14635577Did you futa that lewd pank yet?
>>14635599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ateQQc-AgEM
>>14635660http://blogofholding.com/dungeonrobber/index.php
would you molest a filly?
>>14635694Fuck man, you guys need to stop with these old songs. Its hurting me.
>>14635673Perhaps>>14635692I'll try to do it tonight.
>>14635664I don't think the other anons would like that.look in email
>>14635699Of course
>>14635599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4and I don't even like his singing
>>14635694Jack black has the best version
>>14635713>and I don't even like his singingNIGGA U BEST B TROLLING
>>14635599[sound]
>>14635699Only if Rarity said it was okay
>>14635708got an im?
>>14635699No. I don't want to scare her.
>>14635599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rliC9OPuWWYHow likely would pony would want to fuck my brains out if I played this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rliC9OPuWWY
>>14635733>After fucking Rarity minutes after cumming she asked if you want to take her sister's virginity
If you came into a billion dollars would you do something special for mlpg with it?
>>14635599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsiSRSgqE4E
>>14635742>not having already taken it
>>14635726no, I'm notIt's too whinny, I just like how i think of pinkie pie matches the lyrics
>>14635726Get better taste in music
>>14635746I'd probably send Archive and Pineapple new servers, or some nice PCs.
>>14635746Like what? You donate to keep mlpg.co up but the majority of MLPGers don't use it. Buying commissions for everybody seems dumb.
>>14635599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NaZrPQGfY
>>14635748I forgot one thingIts only if I sing it right
>>14635746Of course. Get every last drop all over it.
>>14635748Whenever I think of Sapphire Shores I always think of Janelle Monae
>>14635746I'd give Dooks 100k USD, and GG like 100USD, spen 80% on it working with spaceX to send me to mars and establish an internet link to it, donate the rest to charity/churches
>>14635752Ozymandias pleasePLEASE
>>14635773Err 100K usd to gg
are you faggots still bitching about the show?
>>14635713I don't care what anyone says that song is my favorite song ever.
>>14635746I would probably commission every artist from here that I liked, and donate money to update/maintain/what have you for any servers people here use, to include mlpg.co and the archive.
>>14635783Are you still hugboxing and screaming down any negative opinion as doomsaying and shitposting?
>>14635787You have bad taste
>>14635670That's fucking magical
>>14635789>tfw you commision an artist and they never draw your requests....I guess I understand I was there, did that eh
>>14635772Who the fuck is Janelle Monae>Look her up>Look up a music video>Black woman rapper with classHELLO
>>14635708Moar?
What song does pony have to sing to win YOUR heart over?
>>14635798Constantly saying it's gonna be shit is just as bad as constantly saying it's gonna be greatJust relax, man, and watch some ponies in a few days
>>14635824"I touch myself"
>>14635824the song of her people
>>14635824none of them
>>14635824Nigga you should be making your waifu sing when you fuck her
>>14635787you need a new favorite song, let me help youhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t01VmIMipKU#t=221
>>14635824http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-6WCqppQbsSHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME
>>14635826No, post fetishes.
>>14635811She's amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIbd7kMwSekNot from one of her albums but she sings on this song and I love it so much.
>>14635746I'd set up my own video streaming service to stram pone in 1080p liveI'd donate everything but $50M to charity and live off the interest
>>14635855second
Anyone streaming the South Park episode?
>>14635734>>14635821nocebosapien on skype but I have to get goingI'll send videos>>14635824http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7EMCicMw9E
>>14635746I'd pay GG 100,000 for his stash.I would love to do it in MLPG, while everyone is thinking it's a joke.
>>14635824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khBLA4zTOy8
>>14635857I keep forgetting how people in MLPG have great tastein music
>>14635843>Mass of the fermenting dregsMy nigga
>>14635863>check /co/>stickyWhen did people start caring about south park?
Someone made a compilation of this finally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmr6us8FeW8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmcNot my ding ding dong
>>14635802I know, my mom was a GnR fan and it rubbed off on me. Appetite for Destruction was my first CD I bought after my cassette got screwed up.
>>14635889Since always.They have weekly SP threads every new season
>>14635895ITS NOT A SMILE ITS PART OF HER HELMET
>>14635746Why would MLPG want my semen-soaked money?
>>14635824>imagining singing Little Talks with Celestia AND every time I listen to it
>>14635895oooo you touch my rarara
>>14635905yeah, i'll try and fix it later, give me a bigger res if there's one
Oh man we can pretend to be stallions/colts and mares/fillieshttp://motherboard.vice.com/blog/hackable-robot-assisted-virtual-sex-is-nigh
>>14635927mmm my pink pink pone
But what's your favorite song(s)? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-LToyO7HEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KaWSOlASWchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsOgFgc5f5w
I had a dream that I became friends with Tom Hiddleston last night, MLPGHe was niceHe tried to teach me to play the piano
>>14635824something in french or irish. Folksy songs just get me.
>>14635885Once someone from MLPG posted a download link to a really great folk-opera album and it's been one of my favorite albums ever since.Also another good female vocalisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxyA_Wv0ydQ
>>14635937>teledildonicsthat is the greatest word I have ever heard.
I get performance anxiety when I stream sometimes Is that normal?
>>14635952i get anxiety over making simple replies so i'd say that's perfectly normal
>>14635952Yes.
>>14635952Maybe?You're not only drawing for people to see, but you're in charge of capturing their attention.Do you get anxiety when you speak publicly?
>>14635952It's the sole reason I never stream or anything.
>>14635952YOU ARE NEVER THE ONLY ONE
you wake up in bedroll overgloomy is there sleepingshe looks so happyyou watch her chest rise and fallher ear twitches
>>14635944>FrenchSomething like this?http://deerpeople.bandcamp.com/track/des-bonbons-et-des-pipes
>>14635952I get that too, sometimes.
>>14635978that horse is so cute.
>>14635952I made a .txt document of everything you've ever done wrong in your streams. I can post it if you want.just kidding, that's normal
>>14635974
>>14635900I had no idea matt and trey had a deal with mootI still have to give them props for that sunny day real estate shout out though
>>14635952this is why I never stream tbh
>>14635978>[Earthquakes intensify]
>>14635974>shes gonna be tiny in a few daysdont know how to feel
>>14635978I feel like something is off about the impact but it's pretty cute
>>14635978That's cute
>>14635976Yes, exactly like that. This kind of music is some of my favorite. I'll have to pick this up when I get some cash. odd because i don't speak a lick of French.
>>14635900>this fucking episodeI might have to start watching south park again.
>>14635978that last frame should be paused longer
I-is being comfortable and sort of talented at speaking in front of crowds something you can list as a skill?Oh god I'm actually good at something
>>14635998It's fine, Anon, you made prior arrangements with her.She'll be your little spoon.
>>14635979Thank you, anon.
>>14635978you would benefit greatly from learning dynamic lines. The fall is very stiff with little impact.
>>14635952Sure it is, just got to remember we are just some jerk offs on the internet. Also you seem to do fine while streaming.
>>14636018>party hard
>>14636006The album is free.
>>14636018>>14636020WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>14636018Backside perspective where
>>14635978Oh that is really cute, but it looks like she has no weight to her at all.
>>14636020...should I watch Lost?
>>14635983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz2wjeCSpg
>>14636018jessy pls see >>14636021im not trying to troll you anything
>>14636027Oh I know, but I feel kind of scummy for paying nothing for it. It might not be much but I'll at least toss a couple of dollars towards it
>>14636043I tried to get into it but it lost me about 20 episodes in
>>14636018>>14635978Thats pretty cute.
>>14636045>hover over title>see previewPlease tell me its not serious.
Gloomy wonders if you'll still like her after she turns to her normal size after the hiatus is done.
>>14635963Yes, I'm kind of a shy person. Public speaking and often just talking to people I don't know can be pretty stressful.>>14636021It's not always, I was having a lot of trouble last night though. I had to get up and walk out of the room a one point just to calm down.
>>14636043The first 2.5 seasons are some of the best TV I've ever seen.The ending is shit, but it's worth finishing if you enjoy it up to that point.
>>14636064But her hiatus size is her normal size.
>>14636061Just lend an ear for a second or two.
>>14636064>normal>not a little filly sized Gloomster
>>14635883>Pinkie singing backup
>>14636065You and Roogna have good synergy when holding a conversation and it's usually funny and nice to listen toSleepy's cool but he just murders it
>>14636065I made you and your buddys laugh on stream a few times. That made me happy.
>>14636064Hey, in sickness and in health.I'll always love her.
>>14636066>The ending is shit, but it's worth finishing if you enjoy it up to that point.i disagreeIt's always way better if somethign starts out shit but gets great at the endif the end sucks, it ruins the entire thing
>>14636018I was trying to make this go faster but i just cant, ive been defeated
>>14636091Someday I'll request an AJ version of this with the veil hanging off her hat.
'CUZ WE'VE GOT OPPORTUNITY
>>14636099The text will have to read "Y'all have" instead of "you have".
>>14636091I wonder if unicorns like it when you lick their horn.
>>14636095I was definitely really disappointed in the ending, felt like it was sort of a cop-out and they were trying to please everyone instead of do something interesting and unique.That being said, I still loved those first few seasons regardless of how it ultimately ended. I can keep them separate in my mind, but I can also see how it could ruin everything for some one.
>>14636097
>>14636133fuck I got owned....
>>14636123they like it even more if you suck on it
>>14636089Roogna's my best friend so that makes sense, I like Sleepy a lot but I don't know him very well yet.>>14636090I'm glad to hear that, I probably wouldn't stream at all if it didn't make people happy.
>>14636117But y'all is supposed to be the replacement for the plural of you, not the singular.
>>14636143Now you have to sit in the loser's chair.No questions just do it.
>>14636147Gypsy arriving late every single time is probably the funniest part about your streams
>>14636150Funny thing about that is that it can be, and is, used to replace the singular "you."
>>14636045>>14636133>This combination
>>14635080That's a good human Pinkie, but I like this one too.
>>14636143more like poned xd
>>14636147I really like your streams.Not the guy who said earlier he needs to know if he can sleep, but I stay awake or plan to wake up to catch your streams too.I usually don't know what to do when I wake at 4 and you say you're not streaming.
>>14636173All the people that I know that have a heavy accent and say it only use it for the plural, maybe it's regional though.
>>14636174http://gifsound.com/?gif=http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1385002110280.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv=Maz2wjeCSpg
>>14636164that looks comfy
>>14636150Depends on the area. I've seen it used both ways. As for AJ I was thinkin more of a "Yuh've" sound
Shai'Hulud.
>>14636197gesundheit.
>>14636188People where I live use it for Singular replacement. 'Course, that's in southern Virginia, so there's that.
>>14636213Panka pa
>>14636210Why do I always lose to this?!
>>14636197HSG pls
>>14636220
I have the urge to share albums with you guys, but that's probably a bad idea because it's not pone
>>14635080Man, Pinkie's voice and bubbly attitude are the best things about her. Why would you want to take that away?
>>14636170I don't know how he manages to be so consistently late all the time.>>14636186Thanks anon, that means a lot.
>>14636236Do it anyway faglord.Nobody comes here just to pony.
>>14636233>SHAKE SHAKEHELP ME PINKAMENAAAAAAA
>>14636236there's an offtopic board on the sub, I'll check it out if you make a thread
>>14636259>trashing her art>They are supposed to be the good guys
PONY CAN'T STOP SPINNING
>>14636259I'd worship Sunset
>>14636270I'm pretty sure the "Equestria Girls" are the evil twins of the ponies.That's how parallel universes work.
>>14636277I'd rather worship Trixie.
>>14636049Nah I know you're not, that was just a test to see how I would do, it needs a lot of work. I'll try harder next time.>>14636133Bahahahaa.
Luna has a tiny butt
>>14636284Where are their beards?
>>14636276It looks like Drippy pony is stuck in an endless backing up loop too
>>14636285Would you feed her all the peanut butter crackers and other vending machine snacks she wants?
>>14636306Yes.Though a diet like that would ruin her complexion and probably make her all soft.
CELESTIA HAS A FAT ASS
So I just woke up...And read the spoilers.I am extremely excited about what I read
>>14636289Her sitting on anons lap would hurt.>>14636287If I might ask.Where do you put your works?
>>14636306I would
>>14636296On the inside
>>14636321BACK IT UPINTO MY FACE
Cadance has a medium-sized rear
>>14636321>>14636339
>>14636306WHY ARE THEY BLUSHING?
SOMEONE POST THE IMAGE OF CELESTIA'S ASS GETTING BIGGER EACH SEASON
>>14636321>you will never send a letter to her>Dear Princess Celestia, Dat ass. Your Subject, Anon.>Sister, is there something wrong with my behind?
>>14636364THIS IS ALL I HAVE
I LOVE YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE
Pony wants you to cut your own dick off and let her eat the results.
>>14636378/mu/ pls
>>14636366>Dear Princess Luna>I can't stop having sexy dreams about you>You should pay me a visit so we can sort things out.
>>14636380Only if I can have a horsedick in place
>>14636380No, I don't think this is a good idea.
OH WE'VE TAKEN OUR SHARE OF LICKSWE'VE MADE IT THROUGH THE THICK AND THINBUT NO WE AREN'TOH NO WE AREN'TOH NO WE ARE NOT PREPAAAAAAAAAAAARED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Will Celestia have pink hair when fighting Nightmare Moon?
>>14636371Her legs got really short
>>14636378neutral milk hotel a shitITAOTS a shitTwilight a shityou just went 0 for 3 nigga
>>14636144wh-what happens when you suck it
>>14636385Is it rape if its in the subconscious?
pony is having trouble finding a reason to live
>>14636395She just got hips
>>14636400she enjoys it
>>14636385
>>14636385>"What is it that that thou finds.... alluring about us?"
>>14636392That would require effort, so no.
>>14636410Tell her to kill herself then.
>>14636421YOUR ITTY BITTY ASS
>>14636352No, it's a good thing.Big butts are nice.
>>14636410If my deal turns out to be legit, I'll make pony happy.
>tfw no EG bad end fic
>>14636432she doesn't want to die, either
PONY BEING DISTRESSED ABOUT THEIR HUGE REARS IS CUTE
NMM was imprisoned on the moon so she was far enough away not to torment ponies in their dreams.
>>14636421Your ability to turn me into a pony
>>14636429...Will Celestia have Pink hair when fighting Discord?
>>14636371Halo 4 Cortana is best because of dat toof gap
>>14636459That's a pretty good head canonI claim it as my own
>>14636410http://youtu.be/EU_Y-uIyq14Send pony happy sad song
>>14636475>>14636429
>tfw no leak
GIVE ME A PONY TO FAP TO
>>14636385>Dear Princess Twilight>I want to motorboat your asscheeks>Sincerely, the guy behind you
>>14636452What if the opposite?
>>14636491for a sec i thought she was bald
>>14636487gee thanks reddit
>>14636497RARITY
>>14636491>TontoJUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT
We need to do more with Elytra. She kind of died off. I liked it.
>decide to swim in the piss for a bit>find this thread>>14619495>laugh my ass off for half an hour
>>14636500Ponies being distressed about their tiny rears?
Human Gilda's sweaty soles
RAINBOW DASH FUCKING YOU AGRESSIVELY WHILE SHE SINGS A SONG ABOUT HOW SHE'S AGRESSIVELY FUCKING YOU
>>14636495Why would you even?
>>14636500Do ponies have butt envy like human girls have breast envy?
>>14636501How to defeat NMMcall her moon head because she's so bald
>>14636497MOTHERLY CELESTIA
It must fucking suck being a pony.Weather and nature don't work by themselves, have to do everything. If you disagree with other ponies too much, gods of chaos appear or your land freezes over. Fucking dragons out to eat you, Changelings out to eat you. Princesses with short fuses invade your dreams. Buffalos out to steal your land. To top it all off you're naturally skittish and small so everything up to and including bunny stampedes are terrifying.
>>14636519>she tries to rhyme thousands and diamond again>this causes you to go flaccid
>>14636415is that all?
>>14636530Celestia it's not nice.
>>14636511Took me a second
>>14636537my niggai could actually see my skin puckering when that "rhyme" played during the song
>Hey, lets go tease Anon again. I like that funny "unf" sound he makes.
>>14636495>tfw leek
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1248052
>>14636534Yeah but they get to be adorable ponies
>>14636497CAIMON
>>14636528There is a distinct possibility that having more of the junk in the trunk is something to brag about among the mares with skinnyhips.Also I had a similar idea with Pegasi wingspans and unicorn horns too.
>>14635905this look good?
>>14636550why does Dash have PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™'S wings?Wings like that are reserved for ALICORN™ PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ DREAM CASTLE PLAYSET™ only
>If you disagree with other ponies too much gods of chaos appear etc etcYou know now that I think about it ponies were probably made so nice by natural selection.
>>14636518Are they sweaty from being in boots all day?
>>14636550unfwould fluttershy touch herself while watching dash?
>>14636576epic win xd
>>14636573I liked the smile better.
>>14636573There now it looks like shes shy instead of demonic. Thank you anon
>>14636513who the fuck is thatlooks like shit
>>14636550Now draw it from Fluttershy's perspective
>>14636581Yes, not realizing that she's in full view of the rest of town because of her tunnel vision. She gives everyone a show.
>>14636534>>14636578But there are all sorts of creatures living in places where ponies have never been, with fertile plants and such, and they don't have pony manipulation powers. Weather works fine for them.
You know I really like the fact hat Discord is the one that makes Twilight go back to her friends. Really he's a cool guy>There is literately nothing to stop him>he's still good and doesn't go evil.
>>14636570>Flitter's actually is bigger>she's the one into assplayyes please
>>14636599Shitty artists that has to give changelings hair to make it look "cute" or "fuckable"
>>14636605>they're only 20 feet off the ground>by the town square
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14636599Chrysalis' daughter.Pretty unf.
>>14636640Chrysalis has several daughters
I close my eyes and I try to drift off, but no matter what I do, my brain forces me to think what can only be described as awful, awful thoughts
>>14636612Maybe its not as big, but her sisters rump isn't something to disregard either.
Just how itty bitty can a princess get?Does Twily outbutt Moonbutt?
>>14636660We should get Rumble to decide
>>14636652Please.Go on in ...greater...detail
>>14636645Well this is is supposed to be her successor.
>>14636664see princess gloomy after saturday
>>14636664Twilight isn't as thin or lanky as any of the other princess' so she should have a comparably bigger tush.Not including CelestiaWho has a bigger rear each new season.
>>14636652You think about having sex with a banana?
>>14636668No colt should have that burden.He'd ask Thunderlane if anything.
>>14636689>season 17 celestia cant fit through doors>only her ass has grown
>>14636689But it's clearly shown in S3 that her butt is is smaller than Luna'sThe only exception is during Twilight's vision of her greatest fear. Which says a lot about Twilight
>>14636689I hope Celestia's butt is really big this season>>14636715this is perfect
>>14636664of course she doesTwilight outbutts all butts
>>14636724Part of her fear is her teacher is going to have a fat ass?
http://bluntwhiskey.tumblr.com/post/67624347725/cyberstalking-threatSo which genius was this?
>>14636537>"I'm...fucking Anon... Uh...">You blankly stare at Rainbow as she rides you while struggling to come up with a rhyme. Half because she's not good with rhyming, half because she's enjoying herself>"He... Likes to eat bacon?>The sound of a deflating balloon come from your loins
>>14636743Yes. Celestia having a big ass is part of her greatest fear.Her telling Twilight that she s disappointed in her? No big deal. But saying that while having a big ass? Game over man. Game fucking over.
>>14636749>caring about death threats>in a country where it is legal to conceal a fucking gun on your person
>>14636724Looks like Moonbutt is getting ready for winter unlike her sister.>>14636689I think it has to do with all the cakes.or if not, she also partakes in omnivorous activities(mainly eating fish etc).
>>14636749I really doubt anyone was planning on doing any sort of harm to her physical or otherwise.
>>14636328I just randomly post them here from time to time, but I noticed derpibooru has a lot of my stuff.
>Pinkie asks about sex>Somehow got through life without "the talk">Explain babies etc>To use protection or she'll get preggers>"But why would I do that if the whole point is to make babies?">Uh, fun?>Fun?!
>>14636696And who knows what he'd say.>>14636724Hunh, now thats something, I thought lunas splotchy cm met at her tail>>14636743Maybe she's afraid celestia will accidentally sit on her.
>>14636760>She sits startled for a second wondering what the hell just->"DAMMIT PINKIE GET THE FUCK OUT"
>>14636749isn't it possible to find those posts and get the ip addresses or some shit if they're still on the serversi don't know, i don't remember much of 4chan's internet vigilantism
>>14636778And to make other ponies feel good and happy and smile. You like that, don't you Pinkie? Don't you want to make ponies smile?
>>14636785>Pinkie is much better at coming up with songs on the fly>Whispers in dash's ear while you two go at it
