http://howlongismyschlong.com/>thicker then 92%
IT'S FOUR DAYS YOU DUMB HORSE
All I really want is to sniff those paws
How many Majora's Mask references am I going to see over the next three days?
>pony will never unwillingly ingest pony
>>14621384Why would you cuddle with a couch?
>>14621353Shh, you'll wake Apple Bloom.
>>14621417where was Babs supposed to sleep?
Pony can't stop scrunchingPony needs 25ml of novocaine stat
Gandhi is going to nuke Equestriawhat do
>>14621417Applebloom is the doted sister of the family, always getting nice things she never really asked for but loved anyway.AJ and Mac don't mind, but they don't want to see her spoiled.
>not liking shipping
>>14621427That bed is big enough for three fillies
>>14621427I guess Applejack thought they could share the bed?>>14621442Boopnet awakens.
>>14621463>3 fillies in a bedSick fuck
>>14621438Is the whole set colored?oh man
>>14621460Worst ship, glad it's getting nixed in s4
>>14621455Nuke him first.
>>14621460Sparity a shit
>>14621346E: 619 should be largerF: 976 should be largerC: 8 should be larger
>>14621485it is? that's awful
>>14621460You know, anon it's weird. I used to hate shipping and made fun of shippers, but now I'm one of them. Life sure is funny.
>>14621455Send my four cavalry through his territory and pillaging all his tile improvements. Then offer him a peace treaty hopefully before he launches.
>>14621509This is the only version that will ever be posted.
>>14621478So you think the whole CMC having a sleep over would be lewd?I hope people like you are forced to live in sewers
don't feel like coloring this one
Could you make pony happy?
>>14621522That's fine, dot. I still like your colors when you get around to them.
>>14621522not fat enough
>>14621509Kind of the same wiith me. Used to hate Fluttershy, now I'm considering switching waifus to her.
>>14621524I like to think sobut happiness is so fragile these days, I'd much rather be depressed with pony
>>14621502>>14621485There's actually supposed more moments between them this season
>>14621522>oh my goodness>this is the most amazing sub I've ever had!
How many boops does it take to get to the pony center of a pony pop?
I don't want to waifu the ponies.I'd love to just live in ponyville and be their friend and breakfast now and again with them and snuggle up on the couch under a big blanket together and watch movies.I'm lonely.
>>14621550Well at least be depressed with a crystal pony.
>>14621551yeah but they confirmed that this is the very last season and that rarity is going to permanent shut him down and tell him in no uncertain terms that he will only ever be her friend and that he has no chance with her
>>14621522Got you covered bro
>>14621551that's good, then!
>>14621557What kind of subway sandwich would your waifu order MLPG?
>>14621524if she has a huge cake toilet fetish then yes
>>14621502I gotta say I wouldn't mind Spike moving past his crush on Rarity. I think they've done all the jokes they can for it. I would really like to see an episode about him moving on and getting a crush on some filly/other dragon and spending his time trying to woo her. Or some filly/dragon getting a crush on him and obsesses over him as much as he does Rarity. It'd be neat because Spike seems like the type of kid that wouldn't know what to do in a situation like that.
>>14621562So you're waifuing them.
>>14621566I would be depressed with any pony that wishes to join me in laying on the floor and staring at the fan while drifting in and out of sleep
>>14621540That horse is too big for that couch
>>14621587You know what I like the most?
>>14621593I don't want to be their partner or sex them or anything.
>>14621562>>14621562thisalthough I do occasionally like to fantasize to the thought of doing frilly and girly things like having tea parties with the princesses
>>14621591alt version where
>>14621609>inb4 farting on cakes
PIRATE COMIC WHEN
>>14621586AJ would get a delux mega sub with evrythingshe eats like a stallion twice her size after all.
>>14621562at least you're not suicidal
>>14621613>you will never be an exotic alien human creature living in the Princesses' court and functioning as an enforcer for your highness.
What if Megan is lying and Flash comes back at the end of season 4?>Flash reappears and falls in love with Twily>Flash joins the main six in helping defeat some evil in Equestria>ends up losing his wings in the process>Twilight gives him hers
>>14621579Move over Dooks, we got a new pro here.
>>14621615No idea. I love this version so I never even checked.
>>14621615nowherethat is the the original and it was made purely as a joke.
>>14621518>learning to draw>start out by doing porn of your fetish>instead of studying the basics>everything turns out awfuli remember that phase all too well
>>14621631he's lying to you about all that anonthey did say that there were more rarity/spike friendship moments in s4 tho
>>14621643>Gilda that doesn't look like Sammy
>>14621641I'd probably find some new way to spend my time.Or just kill myself.
>>14621641I wouldn't watch season 5
>>14621665But that's not really that awful at all.It's just sketchy and lazy, like fetish artists who take no pride in their art tend to draw.
>>14621667They also said they are not going to be a couple.Check mcunty tweets.
PONY BOOPED HERSELF IN A TERRIBLE BOOPING ACCIDENT
>>14621681>>14621683You'd still watch. Don't lie.
>>14621696I don't care about them being a couple, crushes that are acknowledged at most are still cute
>>14621706No, I really wouldn't.
>>14621705SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN
>>14621702>those thumbprintsPrime stalker material right there.
>>14621705Pony will have to go in the cone so she won't try to keep booping at it
>>14621702Shit that's gorgeous, I wish I could own the original of that picture
new avgn episode has pony fanart in intro. more news at eleven.
>>14621745why would you want to stalk pricehe thinks celestia is pink
>>14621702Doesn't iTunes normally release it at midnight?
>>14621769>I can too take all of you at once!
>>146217652008 called they want their 14 year olds back
>>14621706Something like that is really too far for me, I'll stick around here but I wouldn't even bother with the actual show.
Is youtube slow as shit for anyone else?
>>14621787>I'll stick around herePlease don't.
>>14621788Yes, but it usually is though.
How many calories does a pony consume in a day?
>>14621787If you stop watching the show, you should probably stop visiting the show discussion general. Unless you keep up with it and just read the comics, maybe. But that's a big maybe and it'd still be kinda dumb.
pony should eat pony
>>14621809A lot. Have you seen how much Pinkie eats?
>>14621818>>14621818>the show discussion general
>>14621825The only good fat version of fat Applejack is fat filly Applejack because it is the only potentially canon one and plus it's just plain cute
>>14621749How could Fluttershy ever look not cute, let alone be mad about it?
>>14621702>Dat pirate Celestia and Luna
>>14621838you heard me
>>14621776storytime anon isn't around anymore. Unless we have another leaking right at mindnight
Can you believe there were people that used to ship Dash and Twilight together unironically?
>>14621868Can you believe people ship unironically
>>14621832>Pinke has already eaten 50 cupcakes today>But she's giving you those cute eyes>Here, have another
>>14621868I can't believe people ship unironically.
>>14621868Appledash is my favorite ship, and I don't even ship.Fall Weather Friends neva4get
>>14621868They're reading buddieshttp://i.imgur.com/KuvsnHl.png
>>14621862Could have sworn we had him last week for the Spike Micro
>>14621868I like Kat's art.
New ponies when
>>14621878Can you believe Fluttershy said she hates you?
>>14621895That horse is leaking all over the floor, someone put a coaster under her.
>>14621868>used toS2 Twidash representing. Losing TAW was sad, but I still hold on to beest ship.
>>14621906Pinkie, you should really come with me on my next run.I'll slow down for you, even.
>>14621840>tfw no butterball shortstack pony gf
>>14621916I really hope its that fluttershy that said so
>>14621862I still am around. Just not story timing right now.>>14621904Wasn't me.
>>14621920What's it like living with bad taste?
>>14621917How do you think she would react to that?
>>14621895>no wings >no wings on rainbow
>>14621904Not the same one that did it with that name, but that was me. I'm just waiting for it to show up on iTunes or some other place.
>>14621936Pot, kettle, black, you know how it goes.
>>14621942>Anon walks in to twilight reading a dirty book>She looks up horrified>Anon reaches for her tail, lifts it up>Lifts her whole butt up>She's frozen with shock>He slips a coaster under her butt>Puts her back down>Goes back to shitposting
>>14621936fluts is so adorable when flusteredheck they all are
>>14621932Well, are you looking forward to pirates?
There could be a pony scrunching behind you and you wouldn't even know
molesting Fluttershy in the back of the classroom because she's too shy to speak upthe teacher droning on, eyes never leaving her book, as your hands slip into Fluttershy's panties and she tries to squirm out of your grip
>>14621969I hope it's a big coaster.
>>14621963Are you implying I have bad taste. Because I'll have you know I have amazing taste in horse couples
>>14621988why is a horse wearing panties in class
>>14621988why would I do that to fluttershy?
>>14622007Not everyone just freeballs all day, anon.
>>14621988Why are we going to school with horses?
>>14621988>rapeNo. if we're going to do lewd public stuff, she has to like it too.
>>14622028That abomination's outfit is too yellow
>>14622028>She talks you into it>Forces you into it really>Grabs your hand>Jams it right down there>"Move or so help me I'll scream rape"
>>14622028you could force her to like it
>>14622028What's the fun if at least one participant isn't enjoying it?It's like you don't enjoy NTR and CBT
>>14621987Sure I would, I have mirrors.
>>14621999You really do.No really, you do. I love me some Twidash, but Flutterdash is superior, and not nearly as dead.If only I knew some fics with it.
Rarity wants you to hold that position, she'll be right back.
>>14621916fluttershy put on some pants
>>14622061The worst thing about this post is that it says Dash is bad for Fluttershy when she's really a positive influence
>>14621702>twilights wings disappearing and reappearing randomlyis this some kind of joke? or just laziness.
>>14621205Why do other boards think we are bronies?>>/co/56206096>>/co/56206150>>/co/56206425Even HSG should out of anybody be able to relate to other boards wanting us contained and associating us with autism.
>>14622082>tfw you wouldn't mind a beating from gilda sexually
>>14621868Can you believe that people think any dyke ships are good?>>14621963THIS PICTURE MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRYJUSTFUCKTHEY WOULD NOT BE HAPPY TOGETHER IT WOULD BE SUCH A TERRIBLE RELATIONSHIP>>14622041>implying WaifuCunt is deadBitch, that ship is a zombie of a ship that dyke-lovers furiously beat to.
How do you deal with job interviews, mlpg?I am scared for not preparing for them and then called myself sick on that day, because I was too nervous to sleep. I got a new interview date then anyway.
>>14622064Is it still cheating on someone if it's their fetish?
>>14622094That was the implied feeling
>>14622089I bet they weren't sure if they were going to add them in this arc so they covered her up in all of the promo material.
Rarity is a bad influence on Fluttershy
>>14622103At that point it stops being NTR and then it's just cuckolding.
>>14622075This, Dash pushes Fluttershy to do things that Dash now Fluttershy can do, but doesn't have the confidence to do on her own.
>>14622098I'm really, really good at first impressions. People meet me and leave having a brighter day and thinking I'm a real swell guy.It's just carrying that illusion on that's the hard part.
>>14622089>>14622111Up until very recently, any previews of issue 13 have been very careful not to show any sign of Twilight's wings. This cover is a rough draft and Price might have added wings by now.
>>14622035I think EG Fluttershy is cute (cutest non "filly" at least) so whatever.
>>14622090Silly anon, those pedophiles will never understand. For example, we fuck non-sentient beings, they fuck UNDERAGE HUMANS. We have a boardsure, it sucks but it's a good testament to our success, they have nothing. We like good things, they like bad things.
>>14622115What if the wife just walks into the house and casually yells upstairs "Cheated on you again!" "UNF!"
Daring Do more like Daring DOLT amirite?
>>14622114>being the HSG at all>Caring about HSG at allHSG is by far the worst general on this entire website. Don't get me wrong, we're shitty, but HSG is even shittier
>>14622124But Dash is qtest EG
>>14622129>not saving the creampie for you What a shitty wife
>>14622124That outfit is much better yes
I am sexually attracted to Queen Chrysalis but feel bad because I don't have the will power at the time to rocket myself through the fabric of reality and get to her so she can make me her sex slave
>>14622090>>>/co/Sorry it's hard for me to take them seriously after praising Steven Universe. It's like that show was specifically made to cultivate to peoples fetishes
>>14621973Yes, and S4
>>14622136Hey, now, we created so much! We may have spawned a bad fanbase, but it's not the worst by any means.
>>14622114>>14622136Do all of those link to HSG? I'm sick of jumping through hoops to follow /co/ links on here.
>>14622156No it's the worst.I browse a lot of generals and none of them have even come close to matching HSG.
Which pony would you choose to be their cocksleeve?
>>14621927>shortstack>tfw no chubby Renne and pregnant Saffron
>>14622137Close, but her constant "awesome" shit drove me up a wall.
>>14622172Do I even want to know?
>>14622136I think the tittle of worst general goes to Katawa Shoujo General
>>14622166Why do we still have to jump through hoops to get to /co/ and /b/ links anyway?
>>14622172/wowg/, /sc2g/ and the assfaggot generals are even worse than HSG.
>>14622172And I bet someone's going to link this post to them with some remark like "MLPG is talking about you guys" and then they'll just spend the next hour trying to insult us or prove that they're not the worst. Because that's just how they are.
>>14622177I got your fix, mang.That'll be 12 ponies
>>14622172By we I mean MLPG.Unless you know that and are praising HSG. In that case, fuck off, pedophile.
>>14622184Why would you call KSG bad? They're dead as fuck and too busy holding on to literally nothing to be bad.
>>14622172/trb/ is the worst general on 4chan hands down.
>>14622136>>14622193NBS please fuck off
/pol/ is the worst general
>>14622200every time I have looked in, I have left uniquely disturbed
>>14622184KSG is just waifu bullshit. It's nothing new or nothing really shocking.
>>14622192That cutie mark looks like a cookie resting on her flank.
>>14622208Half right, pedophile.
>>14622209/pol/ is the worst everythingDoes anyone have that screencap that demonstrates how they embody the worst parts of the furry fandom?
>>14622148It's funny how hers and Rarity had the most "proper" dresses out of the main 6.
>>14622220Revolution Quest when?
To be honest, MLPg is probably one of the better generals on 4chanIts probably the only one that isnt "ironically" shitposted with anime 24/7
>>14622184Anyone remember that "raid" they did to us? And it wasn't even /ksg/, but was just a /co/ tripfag who found himself her through those threads.
>>14622176None. I don't want to be a cocksleeve.
>>14622241I...I don't know. I've honestly had kind of a revelation about it. Not the good kind.Shall I spare you the details and return to my regular 'shitposting' that is really just me stating my opinions?
>>14622231I love EQG Rarity so much.
>new tweet>4days to go>so much hype>realize it's still 4 days away>realize this will be the longest 4 days
>>14622137Remember when Dash was an athlete and not just a cheerleader?
>>14622259I was just mocking you, piss off
>>14622267>she just flipsHORRIBLE
>>14622189/WoWg/ is still shit? well that doesn't sound all too different
>>14622273She was an athlete in EQG. The movie has many faults, but Dash was not a cheerleader in it so it's got that going for it at least.
>>14622269You could die in the next 4 days.
>>14622274Serves me right for believing that people aren't willing to get over their petty grudges.
>>14622267The only thing she had was that unf outfit (which has no art). She's boring as fuck compared to pony Rarity.
>>14622292You're one to talk
>>14622294Damn that's a fat ass.
>>14622294Don't care. Still love her.
You found Dash's lucky socks! The pair she wears to every game, practice, and physical event!and they never get washed!
What if pone became unstoppable?
>>>/co/56206880oh lord who posted thisit's about the only action hsg gets
>>14622309Throw them out
>>14622309Well, what else is there to do?I wash them.
>>14622307More power for you then.
>>14622307Why is Rarity always sucking dicks
>>14622302I don't even hate you guys any more, actually. I just kind of blocked off my emotions related to this general.It's like I'm a robot who just knows it has to type words and its opinions, but it can't stop and barely knows why it got in this mess. Does that make sense? Who am I kidding, you're going to call this post bait and hide it.
>>14622316Pony knows not the joy of dueling.
>>14622316There's only one thing to do...bring out the boops
>>14622316>Derpy not using two skeleton wheel wheels to fight
>>14622323Dash hates you for washing the mojo away.
>>14622309Turn around, walk away, never look back.
Pony enjoys smelling your pillows
I'm going to kiss all the horses.
With the new season on the horizen I feel like this is the best time to ask a really important question. There's a lot of things to look forward to and a few things to be worried about so I'm wondering what are you listening to, MLPGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqPiiRoqfZY to change things up you should give people recs based on the song they posted
>>14622316>Pony is still using swords and metal armornot likely
>>14622354Really?Because it looks like she's eating them
>>14622362The soft hum of my computer.
>>14622321Is someone seriously trying to start shit with HSG?That;s like slapping an idiot
>>14622360not before I do
>>14622362The sound of my quiet weeping
>>14622368Come on, if you're going to shitpost, shitpost right!
>>14622362Soma by The Strokes
>>14622368>>14622368>MLPg will never stram American Psycho
>>14622362The loud whirring of my shitty laptop
>The Equestria Girls spin off will be poorly written, mainly relying on references to FiM, and all the characters turn into Fluttershy when they get smacked across the face.
>>14622376I bet those leather pants don't breathe very well
which pony would make the best candidate for the men in black?
>>14622390God bless Killryde.
>>14622396Are you me?
pony has wormspony is going fishing
>>14622386I recommend curling into a ball on the floor of your shower with the lights off and listening to the regrets running through your head
>>14622424Pony doesn't eat fish, why would it go fishing?
You walk in on pony changing.She is bitten. Can you do it, anon? Can you put her down clean?
>>14622423Wow someone must have split a bag a sugarCause only ants can see this shit
>>14622424I want to see more of Rarity's dad on the show.Her mom can come too I guess
>>14622386Don't be sad, anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rdd7J91sU0
>>14622450Too feed other animalsor for fun, catch and release, y'know?
>>14622372She's actually using them to masturbate.
>>14622459>that subtle DJ Acid reference
>>14622455I would love more Rarimom
>>14622454Was assuming you'd check out the original link.
>>14622478I don't understand this picture.
>>14622453Changing into what?
>>14622455Me too. more family scenes in general would be great.>>14622474This too of course.
Rainbow Dash is a lady
>>14622453>Episode 2 of TWD soon
>>14622466Oh.. I mean... I guess that's ok then... as long as she doesn't eat them
>>14622477LK pls.Do more cute married life pictures of Saffron and Renne.
>>14622477LK you da bes
>>14622496Trixie, I think disguised as Twilight, complaining to her that her costume looks nothing like Trixie, when it's clearly based off Starswirl.
>>14622482Everything I have seen of Homestuck only leads me to believe John and his day have a fairly healthy, if humorous, relationship
>>14622504Post the entire comic? I need a heart attack.
>>14622504I really dislike how they drew Rarity's dadI'm getting this Orlando Bloom kinda of feel, not the big burly football fan I pictured him to be
>>14622505A pretty lady
>>14622477What's wrong with that neck?
>>14622519They do in the webcomic. That is going on about fanfics and shipping.
>>14622492I would nonsexually nuzzle Pinkie's cheeksHer face cheeksCause shes so cute
>>14622527pony necks are stretchy, don'tcha know
>>14622518I suppose I understand now. Thank you.>>14622509Very nice contribution.
So the iTunes people, it's midnight, is the comic out yet?
>>14622449maybe I should go back to schoolare you crazy? then you'll be even older when you get out and you'll be like a gazillion dollars in debtwell maybe i should take some classes at leastbut then you'll just be wasting time in class instead of figuring out what you should doshould i try to start a new career?and start at the bottom again? what a horrible idea.maybe I should move to a new citywhat are you trying to do, run away? time is running out!so what the hell should I do?I don't know, you figure it out
>>14622450Pony fishing is canon, though.
>>14622540Thanks, I try.
>"What kind of pizza do you want on your toppings anon?"
>>14622536Am I the only one who has NO idea what is happening at the bottom there?
>>14622550Did they ever confirm Magnum to be a unicorn?
>>14622553Past 3 is here >>14622504I'd Pearl and Rarity so fucking hard. Pearl needs way more art.
>>14622563One pony please, and throw a couple of boops on the side
>>14622563Well Horse meat
>>14622567Sweetie Belle delivers her performance and finishes right as Raridad and Rarity show up, having ran all the way to the theatre.
>>14622563I don't like pizza on my toppings.
>>146225772fast for me, red.
>>14622567He's battling oncoming cars with a stick
>>14622563HALF CHEESE HALF PEPPERONI AND OLIVESEXTRA CHEESE LIGHT SAUCE I AIN'T ITALIANSLAM THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE, HOT PIZZA IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CARE
>>14622563Knowing Twilight, the only thing to get is extra cheese!
>>14622549these feelsI don't need
>>14622496The original is funnier.
>>14622595>I don't like pizza on my toppingshow dare you
>>14622579Last>>14622567Went through the forest, and got stuck.
>>14622534>Her face cheeksmah nigga
>>14622408>sat through the entire thing
>>14622593Wait, oops.The one you were talking about is the car breaking down, althouh I guess the stick IS kinda weird.
>>14622610Wolf confirmed for not completely terrible.
>>14622614I miss Tess.
>>14622547Cadence's friends were cute as fuck
>>14622610who the fuck asked yougo back to tumblr or something
>>14622614speed butt is shitpost best horse
>>14622563you're being too adorable, please tone it down
>>14622611I guess I'm just a misfit.
>>14622577how untamed is your wild bush, red?is it registered as dangerous?
>>14622553WAIT A MINUTEHOLDTHEFUCKINGPHONETell me Magnum in the first panel does not look suspiciously like Freddie Mercury with slicked back hair.Please, I have a feeling I'm horribly wrong.
>>14622630They are really pretty ponies.
>>14622651Bushmen down there?Six feet tall black guys?Huge cocks.
>>14622662>progress on sunset shimmerWHY DIDNT I NOTICE THAT
what happened to that anon with a new rarity fleshlight?
>>14622657Would've been helpful to provide a comparison picture, I suppose!
>>14622613Was this comic suppose to make me feel something? I mean yeah I am confused as fuck but what else?
>>14622662Are those names canon? I'd like a pony to be named "Lemony"
>>14622657You're wrong.Nobody is as handsome as Freddie.
>>14622679I got it and it's amazing. Haven't had the time to make a video yet.
>>14622691Oh fuck how did I beef that.Thank you for redirecting me.
>>14622678Because normally Price references are so cringeworthy that you begin to subconsciously tune out anything that isn't a pone or a speech bubble.
>>14622700Got a pic or link at least?
>>14622680>>14622657>Pony Raridad is Magnum PI>person Raridad is FreddieRaridad OP
>>14622706Okay I seriously should've noticed that one
>>14622691Wrong. Freddie is as handsome as Freddie.
Predictions on S4?Hard modeno, Muh Twilicorn, bbbut Mcarthy sux
>>14622689They are if you consider the comics canon.They're Candy-Ass's teenybopper friends.
>>14622700describe the sensationsdo you feel as if you are one with your waifu
>>14622700we still want to see, but take your timesad we missed that first built up load though
>>14622722>we will not be the peerless hero who deflowers the virgin sun a sad feel
>>14622725It's gonna have ponies and songs with lots of hugs.
>>14622725Fluttershy will overcome her shyness.There will be a Fluttershy episode that is not about her overcoming shyness.More insight into the NMM incident.
>>14622724Have you heard their new album? It's pretty nice.
>>14622725I think this'll be a silly season, I'm looking forward to cringing when I giggle.
>>14622725Gilda comes backi want to believe
>>14622725Dash is going to go head-to-head with one of her friends, and they're going to "break up" for a while.
>>14622754Is that a horse?
Yep. I saved this.
>>14622725Mccarthy fucking sucks, man.Also Merrywether is in it, so we can count two episode and the premieres/last episodes as fucking shit.We still got hope for Corey and the new writers.And I expect most of them being mediocre with a few good ones. Hope we don't get terrible ones.
>>14622614>I've been Toddwhat
>>14622754You're horsing the wrong way, friend.
>>14622755It's not registered?That's gotta be illegal.
>>14622741>hugsoh man, now I'm really excited.I hope they're horsey neck hugs.
>>14622755I hope you're okay without your meds
>>14622755rediv, would it be a dealbreaker if we somehow got together and you found out I had hyperspermia?
>>14622578Not on the show, yet, but in the book on the show and in the comics, they've shown him without a hat as a unicorn.
>>14622725>Merriweathers gonna make everyone dicks>Hourly show dropping threads>Hourly "lets take this still from a new episode and make a new le epic meme XD" threads>Twilights gonna bug me to no endIt'll be alright
>>14622767>actual jealousy pangs
>>14622754That horse has a cute little butt
>>14622781They will be stretchy arm standy hugs.
Now just go through your flow and meet us in downward facing pone
>>14622767>not Cheerilee, who has actually been seen with Big Macintosh
>>14622770I've always liked Merriweather episodesBut turning everyone into dicks needs to stop
Twilight wants you to teach her about the history of human warfare. Where do you start?
>>14622794I use to as well, but now I'm okay with it. But only if it's with Mac. He deserves her more than I do anyway.
>>14622782Wait, what?No need for unnecessary details, but can I get the gist?
>>14622812>But turning everyone into dicks>MLPGs favorite episode
>>14622814I start with the first important war.The Revolutionary War.
>>14622808>She only neck hugged him in the comic.>The other two mares didn't even attack her for that.
>>14622785Of course.Can't show race mixing, silly goys.
>>14622725One of the new writers will beef it hard on their first episode and become the next Merriwether as a result.
>>14622802stretchy HOOF standy hugs are ok because they are acceptably cartoonythe best hug in the show so far is either the Twilight/Celestia hug at the end of the second episode of S1, or Pinkie and Twilight's spinny hug in FPK. Rarity and Applejack's hug in Look Before You Sleep was notably sincere as well
>Pinkie Pie nuzzles your chest aggressively >"O wuv you!"
>>14622748I honestly forgot about it, will have to listen to nowThanks for reminding me
>>14622814"As long as there's been two people on the face of the Earth, someone has wanted someone dead."
>>14622814OH BOY!SIT DOWN, PRINCESS, YOU GT SOME READING TO DO~!
>>14622816I haven't waifufagged since the S1 hiatus.But god dammit, I want to date that jaundiced qt
>>14622814WE, once upon a time, an ape in a tree got really mad at another ape so he slapped him in the faceLike, REALLY hard! It's kind of been a build up since that
>>14622770>Mccarthy fucking sucksDragonshyCall of the CutieGreen isn't Your ColorParty of OneLesson ZeroSweet And EliteHearts and Hooves DayA Canterlot WeddingThe Crystal Empireunderrated in my own opinionEquestria GirlsThat is a pretty good batting average if you ask me
>>14622826But what if they are another corey powell?
>>14622782come here cadance i want to cuddle with you and fall asleep on your back or something you're a cute horse>>14622783why would it be
>>14622823It's been a while, post the panel?
Episode S605 Anon terrorizes ponyville when he finds an enchanted newspaper, those he hits with it immediately obey him. Can Princess Sweetie Belle and gang fix this?
>>14622861But Caramel broke up with the pegasus he was dating.
>>14622814Where does she want me to start?
Pony wants you to pay for her tit job
>>1462286711/10 would mad again
>>14622857With luck we'll have one or two of those too, but I wouldn't be surprised if one of those four new writers started out on a bad note.
>>14622864>Never cut that pic out of the comic.Fuck!
>>14622859because I cum way too much, you'd never be able to get me off without a huge mess. even with a condom it spills out
>>14622889Do we know the names and what they have worked on previously?
>>14622887My little pony is not a slut or a human/anthro.
>>14622887Fluttershy for the last time I don't give a fuck about your animals and if the vet bills are too expensive that's your problem.
Pony still uses AOL
>>14622899That's not really a winghug, but it'a a pretty good hug anyway
This thread is very candy-maned. And I like it.
>>14622899Well, those two are obviously preoccupied, and Cheerilee seems to be the calmer type.But eh, as long as it's not CaraMac, I suppose I can roll with any Big Macintosh ship.
All of the best ponies would be Westaboos if they learned about Earth.
Natasha Levinger:IMDB Only lists a teleplay from 2004 on this one.Josh Haber:Kaijudo: Rise of the Duel MastersScott Sonneborn:Legion of SuperheroesVoltron ForceSlugterraG.I. Joe RenegadesGenerator RexEd Valentine:Fairly Odd Parents http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/list-of-writers-involved-in-season-4.html
>>14622923>>14622938I meant to say neckhug but that works as welltime to sleep>>14622908b'aaaw. Saffron's smaller than I remember
>>14622920Fluttershy already has perfectly beautiful busty natural titties why the hell would she need a titjob
>>14622897Why are you not making videos?
>>14622922Is AOL still a thing?
Pony wants to go jousting with you.
>>14622908That's great, LK. Top drawer.
>>14622826My bets are on Josh HaberHe seems like a dirty liberal
>>14622956of course it isPony pays the bill for AOL every month
>>14622951She wants her giant tits to be smaller.The back pain is getting to her, and nobody wants to hold them up all day for her.
Pony wants to get high with you
>>14622947I fudged it a bit, I admit, but ponies stretch out longer than they do stand up normally.
>>14622814By demanding that she teach me about the history of pony warfare.
>>14622877>you will never be in the middle
Pony doesn't want you to get high.
>>14622946Ed Valentine:Fairly Odd Parents Could be either good or bad
>>14622975makes sensethis doesn't rule out spooning, though, does it?
>>14622963Is pony happy with wearing barding?
>>14622951Nigga that's kind of hot
>>14622971>nobody wants to hold them up all day for herI find that hard to believe
>>14622985Here are the episodes: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4197542/I don't watch the show. If anyone could say if they were any good it would be helpful.
>>14622971I'd hold them up all day for her.
Pony says she can make you a pony for a day, but she'll have to be a human for that amount of time.
>>14622951You don't understandShe wants them reduced.
Would anyone be interested in a draw stream?
>>14622951Her tit's could stand to be bigger.
Why does Sniper suck so much?
>>14622930This candy enough for you?
>>14623013AGGGHI WAS JUST GOING TO SLEEP AND YOU KILLED ME
>>14623013I love wife and husband horses.
>>14623013And then they made sweet sweet spinoff together.
>>14623013rose plstoo cute
>>14623013>tfw no substantially bigger wife
>>14623019What game is that, again?
>>14622991Indeed. I find the idea of making consensual love to her pretty hot, too.
>>14622855>only the s1 episodes were good>all the others are shitI bet Faust supervised her bullshit.
>>14623019Why does Fluttershy suck so much dick?
>>14623021That pony has too much makeup. It's going to taste nasty when I relentlessly assault her face with licks and kisses.
>>14623013plspls my hartoh god
>>14623013i love you rose
>>14623019I have yet to find a class that isnt worse than commando in every way
It's canon that only large stallions are worth keeping alive
>>14622990Only fallout pony because it protects from boolets.
>>14623060but tiny horse from hearts and hooves looked to be adult
>>14623013Oh boy, it's time for dangerously cute.
>>14623043>LZ, S&E, HHD>badkek
>>14623039Risk of Rain. Think Binding of Isaac in a 2D sidescroller.>>14623044Because there are a lot of dicks in ponyville that need sucking, and Rarity just doesn't have time to get to them all.>>14623058Acrid is better, easier to kite and still deal damage with. Enforcer is great for multiplayer.
>>14623033Fluttershy stop drinking. You know what happens when you drink
>>14623015No. Large breasts are beautiful. Massive ones are not.
Fluttershy says she doesn't like it when you slap her butt in front of her friends
Gonna stream some draws.derpy.me/Sainederpy.me/Saine
>>14623040Okay, real talk.You're a cool guy.
>>14623077I prefer rediv-sized
>>14623008>>14622992No, see, they get pretty sweaty.It's gross. She has to air them out twice a day.
>>14623080So, only do it when she's not in front of her friends?
>>14623074I havent gotten acrid yet, And I've used enforcer in multiplayer and like it, I'm just always the first to die with enforcer, and last to die with CommandoI guess I've had the most practice with commando, so thats probably a contributing factor
>>14623080I was about to say something snarky then I thought about slapping her butt and suddenly really wanted to pet her mane and hug her. Now I don't know.
>>14623043Watch the episodes again sometimes anon. I haven't watched some of the season 2 episodes over two years until recently and they were a lot better than I remembered.
>>14623072This sounds perfect.
Hah ues. Front views.
>>14623081Saine admitted to sucking alot of dicks.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/89a5d5d6660f977b67acda9550b9ff8b/tumblr_mwjlmk2xBw1sjq24no1_1280.pngThe only thing Cadence is good for.
>>14623083Thanks man, you're a pretty cool guy too. I'm glad we both know that snugglesex is objectively best sex.
>>14623104now trying to touch her tongue to her own butt
>>14623021One time I ate a whole bunch of skittles I then took a swing of coke and choked because it tasted like black cofeeThat is what this image is to me
>>14623108>no wings>no hornWhat's the point?
>>14623095Engineer is also pretty fun, though the turrets don't rank properly with levels. The first level is easy as shit and then you get fucked in the ass.
>>14623108>anthro>not taking advantage of her delicious candy ass as a pony.fucking pleb tier.
>>14623053WHERE THE FUCK IS TWILIGHT>YOU CANT DO IT WITHOUT TWILIGHT!
>>14623108>anthro>low number of dicksUh huh.
>>14623080I never did that!I say I am insulted for being accused of such a thing!
>>14622987Of course not.
>>14623081Draw Chrysalis orgasm denying Roogna
>>14623080Then I'll stop, but I can still do it in private and put my arm around her in public, right?>>14623095If you're first to die with Enforcer, then you aren't prioritizing your walls right.>>14623124That explains a lot about my engineer run (which ended horribly when I let too many enemies stack in the armory and then failed my mine-drop).
>>14623115Maybe no, that endevour would only result in poop breath.
>>14623108I wish I could delete all pony anthro images
>>14623112Why yes it is.We should suck each other's dicks, just saying.
>>14623157Gross ponies kissing.
>>14623157Ponies kissing make fluttershy feel uncomfortable. Please do not kiss in front of fluttershy
>>14623157Wow, put a censor on something that explicit, will you!
>>14623174what if I kiss FLuttershy?
>>14623159Why is it Scootaloo thinks cute shit is gross when she is easily the cutest t of the bunch?
>>14623121>>14623046fuck yall niggasI have to disillusion-ally state that that pic is great and fits her personality to a T
g-good thing humiliation is my fetish, b-baka...
>>14623181>>14623182Please refrain from doing that as well. She is a very awkward pony and can't handle affection well.
>>14623157Now comes the babies.They've notified the stork and cabbage farmers, haven't they?
>>14623101I'm noticing this too. When I'm watching old episodes that I haven't seen in a while I pick up on lots of small details that I had missed or forgotten about since first watching them.
>>14623157Rose whyyou cruel cold-hearted tartyou're killing everyone
dang ol' this one's for you Hank talkin' 'bout that dang ol' kaboom man
>>14623204Not if she loves you.
>>14622908LK when will the busy end?
>>14623019I beat the game solo with Sniper
>>14623204Is Pinkie humping Fluttershy?
>>14623157Now skip away holding hooves!
>>14623157Now draw them doing the lewdest thing couples can do.Shopping for underwear together.
>>14623203>3.5" girthDAYUMThat's turbosmall
>tfw no roogasm
>>14623228you sick fuck
>>14623233Wow, Roogna has a fat cock
>>14623203I'd blow you any day
>Rose and LK drawfagging>3 days until new pone
>>14623234B-but she's not even Jessy!
>>14623198I could coat Pinkie Pie in simple syrup and roll her around in tacky gems and jewelry and you'd get the same shit
OH CRAPPONY SOONBURN THE EVIDENCE
>Cadence does the ladybug dance for SA to get him going
>>14623252Can you feel it?Pone is returning to life.
>>14623208I really didnt like the cutie pox when I first saw it but then I watched it in the Marathon a few days ago and wondered why didn't I like it in the first place
>>14623253I gots to expand my horizons anon, these 1000 colorings aren't going to do themselves.
>>14623275I feel it.Feels good.
>>14623252>inb4 "dawn of the first day" thread with Majoras Mask image.
>>14623233Link to the site?
>>14623219Can't really say, sorry.
holy shiti don;t think i'm ready
>>14623252It totally hurts to have drawn stuff here the entire hiatus and still no one gives a shit about you.Oh well, at least I tried.
>>14623257>coat Pinkie Pie in simple syrup and roll her around in tacky gems and jewelryunf, I bet she'd enjoy thatThough it still doesn't detract from the cuteness
>>14623252>>14623275It's good to see activity rising and people coming back. Been a long hiatus.
>Saffron will never link the flame
>>14623313I'll give you some shit.
>>14623313I thought the art drawn during the haitus was nice
>>14623313Why bitch if you're not going to say who you are?You're probably not even a drawfag.
>you will never wake up in the morning and look into the eyes of your sleepy, bedheadded waifu
>>14623322>Saffron will never hunt the most dangerous monsters in the world with you
>>14623322LK you love your OCs way too muchDraw someone else's OC
Would anyone like a draw request done?
>>14623322>linking the flame>being a pawn of false gods.
>>14623319I could be slapping her right in the bum and she'd still have a smile if I was coating in her in simple syrupI love Pinkie, but shes an easy pony to grasp
>>14623287Pfft. I bet you haven't even colored this one twice.
>>14623013ROSE YOU GOT THE SIZES WRONG
>>14623337>you will never wake up in the morning with your waifu's smelly feet on your face
>>14623346Draw nightmare applejack corrupting the harvest with evil magic.
>>14623322Would you play Dog Souls, MLPG?
>>14623356But Cadance is a tall pony!
NEW HORSE EPISODE WHEN?
>>14623355Jokes on you, I haven't even colored it once!
>>14623346Rainbow Dash trying on a frilly saddle and bridle
>>14623356That just makes it hotter.
>>14623346Seapony eating kelp.
>>14623346Derpy trying to land on top of Anon's head but crashing into him insteadAnon didn't see it coming
>>146233653 days 23 hours and 40 minutes from now.
meghan ruins everything once again forcing human poses everywhere
>can't draw during day when people are hanging around>now it's nighttime but tired as hell
>>14623365Estimated arrival in 3 days 5 hours and 40 minuets captain.
>>14623385I can't stop staring at her cocks!
>>14623346Draw Derpy with a duck on her head saying "What duck?"
>>14623389when will more animals be bipedal?Under a million years?
>>14623400four legs is cuter for tiny animals. Ponies should stick to it.
>>14623401>you will never marry two lovers
>>14622710Shit quality because 3DS camerahttp://i.imgur.com/YfBXc9m.jpg
>>14623401The wedding was so much fun and a really sweet episode.
>>14623204I'll kiss fluttershy if I want to!and she won't have a problem with it at all!
>>14623391>sit down to draw at night>make one line>fuck around on 4chan until I need to go to bed for work>can only really enter a zen mode really late at night so limited to the weekendsLife is suffering.
>>14623415Have fun I guess
>>14623411>tfw Cadance and Shining Armor ask you to marry them
>>14623426Do your kisses taste like pizza?
>>14623346Pinkie pie in a feed bag being lewd
>>14623431>tfw Renne and Saffron ask you to get married to them
>>14623432why yes, yes they dodon't tell the other ponies
>>14623346Sweetie and Rarity jamming out to the new Sapphire Shores album. Bonus points if Rarity's singing into her hair brush
>>14623426Dot dont kiss the poniesThey'll call the personal space police
>>14623411>Story where anon can legally marry ponies to each other under equestrian law.>but his ships aren't turning out like he wants.>So he tries to have them accidentally marry the wrong ponies.
>>14623435>in a feed bagoh god>micro pony in feed bag>raises her rump upwards>larger pony eats her out all day long
>>14623322I could maybe stream that later if people want.
>>14623449Stram what? Dork souls or Saffron draws?
>>14623448I'll have you know there is a criminally low amount of ponies in feed bags in pony art
>>14623466Now draw him dragging a ladder behind her with love hearts in his eyes.
>>14623467Both? Whichever people want more.
>>14623466I didn't know Cadence was a shotacon.
>>14623466horseback ridesHORSEBACK RIDES
>>14623401>angular sharp designs>as opposed to the soft rounded designswhich of these things is better?
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE!*splats into tree*I would pay so much for this to be the start of Season 4.
>>14623478The whole mind control thing would have been very, very rapey.Especially if Chryslais was a dude too.
>>14623346R63 Shiny spooning R63 CadenceShiny is the big spoon
>>14623410Pip no please you're too young I'll go to pony prison.
>>14623484draw saffron using prism stones in Dark Souls
>blah blah blah blah
>>14623497But we already know the pre-credits part of s4e01 is twilight flying around too powerfully
>>14623498What a stupid cutie markThat's already exactly what Cadence does
>>14623484Draw Chronicle as a dickwraith.And Chance as in the Havel set.
>>14623466i wish there was a word like unf to use for cute pictures
>>14623514just unf to it
>>14623502>You will never be a pretty mare and talk about stallions with other fillies
>>14623525>you will never be a pretty femanon and talk about stallions with other femanons
>>14623525Reminder of how terrible their voices are.
we don't have more threads than usualso why does it feel like threads have been a little faster
>>14623514You can it's called "daw"
>>14623502I would listen to fluttershy's stories
>>14623539Because, Anon. The Quickening is approaching.
>>146235393 days, 8 hours, 24 minutes.
>>14623539>jinxing itBecause the threads have been good.
>>14623553>>14623554I love you, MLPG.
Fluttershy is such a cutie in the new comic preview
>>14623563MLPG is incapable of loving you back because it's not a person.
>>14623564>shellI'm gonna die
>>14623508Yeah they should just say she's naturally a much better flyer than Rainbow Dash and be done with it, why not at this point.
>>14623554unf>>14623563you too, cool guy
>>14623564All except Twilight is cute in that comic.
>>14623574Time for a mini storytime
would anyone be interested in a stream of either Pacific Rim, The Wolverine or a Green Lantern movie sometime
>>14623618>Applejack's hair clips are flowers>the same flowers are on Rarity's hat
>>14623618>little umbrella drinksrarararaaaa
>>14623306Holy shit that's so fucking stupid but I can't help but laugh.
>>14623624oh man, pacific rim or GL would be cool
>>14623554>zecora the cum witch
>>14623624>Pacific RimOh god noThank you for the offer though
>>14623624The WolverineThat is a Wolverine movie, right?
>>14623624I never saw Wolverine and I'm curious how bad it is
>>14623624Would love to see Pacific Rim
>>14623650>Fluttershy blithely feeds fish to ferrets>can't bear to part with another fish
>>14623624Pacific Rim had great visuals but some of the characters felt flat and not handled well.The Wolverine would be my pick to show people even though I've seen it. Although I think Logan broods a little too much. I know he's lamenting over his immortality and all but it kinda drags on.Never seen GL but heard it wasn't fun.
>>14623630Man, who knew Pinkie is covered in Crabs.
>>14623674There needs to be one of these with Big O
>>14623693>seashell ornament fanartYESMORE OF THIS DOT
Heads up. Reviews of the opener with spoilers are starting to come out.
>>14623684And that's it
>>14623674Pacific Rim died for me as soon as they introduced the love interest.
>>14623709Yeah, like I said, some characters felt WAY flat.
>>14623707ACTUAL SPOILERS>At the end of the episode, Twilight Sparkle finds a box with six keyholes, which will presumably require each of the six friends to find and produce a key. It’s hard not to feel a surge of joy for Twilight, knowing that she’ll be able to spend time with her friends, instead of worrying about the fun they’re having without her. But it’s also encouraging that the show is doing something different with the idea of female friendship.IT'S HAPPENING
>>14623707MORE SPOILERSTHE SPOILER GOD DEMANDS A LINK
>>14623707>>14623718welptime to enter 3 days of 0pone stasis until i can isolate a copy of the episode for myselfsucks not being able to catch it when it airs
>>14623718wut?Oddly enough, that's actually a good spoiler. Out of context it doesnt make sense but now im curoius
>>14623718WHERE ARE YOU READING THIS?
>>14623618>Little umbrella drinks>Truth serumJust call it alcohol already.
>>14623708>what could possibly go wrong?Also I find it impossible to not read Pirate Pone's lines in Jack Sparrow's voice.
>>14623738>grows uphmmmNow i'm REALLY curious.Saturday cant come soon enough
>>14623708Is Fluttershy wearing a huge hat or is that something behind her?
>>14623743I think he was the model for the pirate. So it fits.
>>14623745hey, that's not rarity
>>14623718I'M CAPPING THISI HOPE YOU KNOW THE PUNISHMENT FOR FALSE SPOILERS IS SUMMARY EXECUTION
>>14623718Oh god damn it I thought it was a joke againfucking fuck you hiatus for fucking FUCK
>>14623738>here’s also a problematic African-queen zebra that offers some portents in rhyming couplets.
LK plsDark Souls/draw stram when
>>14623757Oh shit. Nice catch, she is!
>>14623674Pacific Rim was pretty alright. I felt like it was rushed and tried to focus on too many things at once. I'm curious as to how the sequel will be.Wolverine is okay. Def. not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Tons of brooding. I'll probably do this one.the live action GL was... pretty trash, I have to admit. I want a sequel though, I want to see how that would do.
>All this artfaggingMight as well join in!Any requests?
Holy fuck Saturday come fast
>>14623757Its her hair. The shell is right there.
>>14623778Draw filly Applejack building an apple fort.
>>14623778Pinkie Pie in a feed bag
>>14623773When are you gonna do it?
>>14623778Update Filly Scouts.
>>14623778Swiffer snuggling Tabasco.
>>14623778Draw Fluttershy with the seashell in her hairAnd Juniper with a conch shell in hers
>>14623773Pacific Rim is fast-paced, and exactly what I wanted out of it.
>>14623778FINISH THIS STORY
>>14623786awww that's sweet saine
>>14623793probably set up the stream right now? unless theres something else happening. either that or ill watch the madoka movie by myself
>>14623786she looks very huggable
>>14623811>madoka moviehave the BDs of those dropped yet?
>>14623768Maybe later since Saine is doing one now, and Red is gonna stream a movie.
>>14623738>The chimera Discord isn’t the show’s strongest adversary, and the premiere’s plot twist is a pun on the idiom “sowing the seeds of discord.”DISCORD CONFIRMED FOR FUCKING SHIT UP WITH THE EVERFREE FOREST
>>14623738>>14623718>It's not the best episodeYou've failed me Twily.
>>14623827what is love
shit niggathis thread has shifted into ultra-cute
>>14623818No. It's a really good quality camrip though
Remember to use protection when ponying.
>>14623798>Object ponies.RCH please just fuck off and die already.
Which pony princess has the heaviest ponynuts?
>>14623823stram nowthree stramswe need more strams
>>14623786what an ugly pony
>>14623778Cell phone pony running out of batteries
>mfw all this cute>tfw new horse soon
>>14623738>Problematic African Queen Zebra>Discord is the antagonistI call bullshit. It directly contradicts the previews where Discord helps out. Or, did they watch it in another language or what?But the thought of a new zebra makes my penis explode with anticipation
>>14623848Princess, by virtue of being female, do not have testicles.
>You will never live in The Culture>You will never be able to live in a truly hedonistic and post-scarcity society>You will never be able to go into a completely realistic VR simulation of Equestria if you really wanted to
>>14623738>Created by: Lauren Faust>when talking about s4lol
>>14623854her hat needs something methinks
>>14623827Je suis une mangue
>>14623875those colors are all wrong
>>14623854dotdot i'm ded>>14623873usually they have skull and crossbones right?
streaming the Wolverine/tittytyphoon
>>14623786i love christmas and ponies
>>14623866>You will never be able to live in a truly hedonistic and post-scarcity society>hedonisticThat sounds horrible.
>>14623873oh yes, but of course
>>14623860Well, there's the part of the clip that's Discord getting sealed in the statue when he was singing; he might have set this all in motion back then, and when he's "helping" Twilight, he's unable (or unwilling) to undo the delayed action destruction?
>>14623860I still like how Zecora seemed to be avl to interact and talk with Big Mac, without any awkwardness.
>>14621509is spikes back is spposed to be wet or picture was edited?
>>14623901ponies love their pizza
>>14623915The picture was edited confirmed by the artist
Something to bed.Goodnight.