THIS HYPE TRAIN JUST WON'T STOP6 DAYS UNTIL NEW PONERARITY EPISODE CONFIRMED AFTER ALL THIS TIMETHE HAPPENING IS CLOSE>>14583377
>>14588881>Rarity Episode>inb4 Rdfags shit post the fuck out of this thread
that post number could have been wack
Is the hype train filled with goats?
We need to fill this.
>>14588881>Rarity episodeOnly 1?
Best episode of S4 confirmed
Which horse do you think it cutest.
>>14588922No we don't It's stupid
>>14588933Not that horse
>>14588926Multiple episodes were confirmed by Meghan at LPU
>>14588922Bat poniesPrincess luna or celestia episode>>14588926they confirmed two.
>>14588933This horse.They're all pretty cute though.
More lewd Femanon in Equestria when?
>>14588922PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE get mentionedDerpy in the backgroundSong in the episodeWorld building/lore I guess?
Is this going to be the first Rarity episode in 2 years?God help us all.
>>14588922This a general one for individual episodes or for the whole season?
>>14588961>Trusting the mouth of lies.
>>14588922Diamond dogs returnNo? How about a villain from a previous season returns?Discord does not count
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Bobogoobo/Season_4_episodes>ep 23>23: Spike and Rarity Sittin’ in a Tree - Nothing happens. That would just make things weird between them. Plus, his ex is totally psycho. My dragon dick is ready
>>14588992>PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE get mentionedDon't use this shit.
>>14589015Then what happened?
>>14589035dafty's style is too RANDOM XD for me
>>14589007>Meet Princess Skyla>Return of Sunset Shimmer>Princess DiscordI don't care if that's not confirmed and fake I'm stressing out
>>14589036There was a female anon in equestriaShe had sex with every stallion one by oneThen she exploded with semenThe end
>>14589057Why is the boop cannon made of pillows
>>14589066you're not very smart anon.
>>14589035STOP LINKING ME BACK HERE RAT. LEAVE ME TO BE WITH MY PANZERS DAMMIT.
>>14589068I can't believe how hard my dick is right now
>>14589058She's more often beautiful than cute.
>>14589084Because it's a simple edit and I cant draw.
>>14589101I can believe itplease soften up a bit, you're hard to take like this
>>14588922One should be for Twilight's friends bowing.
>>14589066its confirmed Meghan released it herself
YOUR FAVORITE SECONDARY OR BACKGROUND PONY GETS AN IMPORTANT PART IN AN UPCOMING EPISODEBUT ALL THEIR SPOKEN LINES ARE THE MANDARK LAUGH
>>14589066>Not wanting to see Princess Discord
>>14588922someone put "Dash being a cunt" and cross it out already
>>14589119Remember when Dafty drew pone?I miss all the drawfriends.
Post a sexier SFW pic.You can't do it.
>>14589152They'll be back before the week is up.Well all of them except your favorite artist
>>14588933all the horses are really cute, it is a tough decisionspeaking of cute horses, which one should I draw
>>14589185draw pinkie pie's sisters
>>14589003Anon it's been 9 months please, please stop.
>>14589168W-why does anyone still have that saved?!
>>14589185Why this one of course.
>>14589191>tfw no freespirit hairy stonershy
If Femanon got pregnant at the start of hiatus she could be having her baby on episode day.
>>14589126>22: Best Pony>New pony comes to town and she’s cool and likes craft beer and Legos and has a typewriter Cutie MarkOh Meg everyone knows Megablocks was better
Which recurring secondary character would you say we know the least about?
>>14589189The proportions of that image really bother me
All the people are dancing and they're havin' such funI wish it could happen to meBut if you close the door, I'd never have to see the day againif you close the doorI'd never have to see the day again
>>14589201we save everything trollestia
>>14589061I apologize, it's never intentional, really, to me it makes sense. I don't wanna say "MY HUMOR IS 2COMPLICATED420U", that would be mean and I ain't no meanie pants, i'm sorry if it comes across as that, I really do. If I ever pick up the tablet pen i'll try and avoid doing that to the best of my ability and also avoid sexual innuendos because those are even more beaten to death.OKAY NOW I LEAVE OKAY BYE.
>>14589175Well of course, my favorite artist was Tess.
>>14589216>tfw no bush to bury your face in between hits
>>14589237>megablox>ever500 GOOGLEPLEX HITLERS AND 18 GIGASTALINS
>>14589254The Murder Mystery > After Hours
>>14589194Only when she agrees to pay for the baby.
>>14589280they're both very good and you're wrong
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues
>>14589241Probably Zecora. We still have pretty much no information on her; we can't assume a normal pony background like, say, for Mayor Mare, we aren't well informed about what kinds of powers she may or may not possess, as she's the only zebra shown, and we know nothing about her circumstances or what she's really doing in the Everfree.
>>14589307>and you're wrongNo I'm not. The Murder Mystery is easily the best song on the album.
>>14589269>>14589216Fuck off>>14589297I'm pretty sure it's not serious
>>14589336I'm pretty sure the artist is fucked up in the head enough to think it is.
>>14589277That's not a Twily. Are you trying to trick me?
>>14589254We get it on most every night when that moon is big and bright its a supernatural delight everybodys dancing in the moonlight
>>14589348http://curtsibling.deviantart.com/art/Bitch-Blade-Of-Doom-414262570I like Curts stuff
So no bingo?:(
>>14589311I was thinking maybe Luna or Celestia could make for some competition with her if they count as secondary characters. Despite them being ponies we know little of their origins or history, apart from little bits and pieces, or what everyday life is like for them. It's more then Zecora sure, but relative to how long they seemed to have lived it's a pretty gigantic gap.
>>14589366I see a big black El Dorado
>>14589382Fluttershy put your moustache back over your vagina where it's supposed to be
>>14589382eh, looks like a typical stonershy.
I am havings confession.I take better care of myself now because Rarity is my favorite pony and I try to be the person that she would want me to be.
>>14589407What would the appeal be in hoofing someone against their will?Not like you get any pleasure out of it
>>14588922If this is for the season as a whole then here's some ideas.Another main 6 becoming an alicornDerpy mentioned by name or voiced againEpisode with more songs then MMCNew pony speciesLand outside Equestria shownCelestia and Luna origins explored
>>14589415I took better care of myself to attract a mateNow that I've got one I take even better care to make sure I keep herIt's really hard because she's doing the same thingIt's an arms race to make sure that she doesn't get dramatically hotter than me
>>14589472This seems like the opposite of a problem.
YO EUCLIDFFFFFUCK GEOMETRY
>>14589454>Derpy mentioned by name or voiced againWon't ever happen again unfortunately
What would pony's UMvC3 team be?
>>14589454It's on a episode by episode basis
>>14589488WHAT THE HELL ANON?SERIOUSLY?
>>14589483I just want a cute loser to be a loser with
>>14589512t-thank youthey're really cute
>>14589512reminder that they will be retconed in S4
>>14589415>those capes will never be seen again
pony xhouclx stream pony
>>14589534>reminder that they will be retconed in S4>If I keep saying it,it's bound to come true
>>14589566Anon confirmed for bad.Give up gaming.
>>14589561One of the episodes for S4 said that Pinkie will meet with her SISTER. Singular, not plural. I'd love to be proven wrong, but I doubt it.
>>14589458>rub Fluttershy's buttcheeks together>they squeak
>>14589575No, anon just had better taste buds than you do.
>>14589472OH LOOK AT ANON AND HIS PROBLEMS IT'S SO HARD LOOKING GOOD AND HAVING A GOOD LOOKING GIRLFRIENDWOE IS HIM WOE IS HIMI FEEL SO BAD FOR ANON AND HIS TROUBLES;_;
>>14589512let's fix up blinkie
>>14589512What were their canon names again?I mean, as perfect as Inky and Blinky are, it's understandable why they can't be used, but I remember their real names being so godawful that I didn't commit them to memory.
Naked in bed with guitar, any requests?
>>14589603Marble and Limestone Pie.
>>14589593never post that image again
GIVE ME THE OOPOIHNY
>>14589614>Marble PieIsn't that some scat sex thing?
>>14589585Fluttershy would be a great girlfriend. She'd get so nervous and flustered when you did lewd things with her, but she'd be too shy to ask you to stop. She'd love ever moment of it, though.To her lewdness includes rubbing her leg, stroking her mane, and rubbing her belly
>>14589606Get dressed in your finest overalls and shoot yourself in the heart
>>14589615I will post any and all pictures of Fluttershy wearing eye shadow, Equestria girls or not.
>>14589606Beethoven's 6th as interpreted by Heinrich Von Strubenhurf
>>14589638night is still so young though, stay up a little while longer
>>14589606Self-Esteem by Andrew Jackson Jihad
>>14589594Ah, longer hair. Nice.
>>14589638*WUB* *WUB* *WUB*
>>14589630I have no idea.Her mom is Cloudy Quartz and her dad is Igneous Rock.
>>14589631What about caressing her cheek? Or rubbing noses?
>>14589680self-esteem status: boosted
>>14589680Wow.It looks like some of those ladies are real stiffs!
>>14589544That free weekend was pretty fun, and I've never plaed fightinng games before.What are some good controllers/pads MLPG? I think I'm goi to buy it.
Chrysalis' long tongueSliding down your throat.Sucking out your saliva
>>14589689Then why would they name their kid Pinkie Pie?
>>14589729Because Marble, Limestone and... Pinkamena Diane Pie.
>>14589680>three wolf moon shirt
>>14589603>as perfect as Inky and BlinkyInkie and Blinkie are hands down two of the dumbest names that this fandom has ever came up with.
>>14589714>sucking out your salivaWhy does that sound so unpleasant?
>>14589750Dude. It's a Pac Man reference. Inky, Blinky, Pinkie and Clyde.
>>14589713Depends are you just sticking to using game pads or do you want a fightstick?
>>14589729because pinkie's the redheaded stepchild or something idk
>>14589747Do we know what order they were born in?Is Pinkie the oldest, youngest, or what?
>>14589764...But where does that leave her mom and other sister?
>>14589750>Not getting the Pacman Reference
PINKEIE PIE DOOINHG A BACL F:OP
>>14589751>Bollocks Hey fir a princess, Celestia has a bit o the queen in her!
>>14589764I get it. That's what makes it so fucking stupid.
>>14589776Her mom is named Sue. Also what other sister? Doesn't she only have two?
>>14589767I've never used either, I used my keyboard. Does it make quarter-circles easier to use a stick, because timing those is a bitch with the arrow keys.
>>14589751I don't get it. Please Help
>>14589778Why do you think that makes the names good? Pinkie Pie makes sense. Sticking Inky and Blinkie onto her sisters makes no sense at all. It's not even clever or the least bit funny it's just "hey, let's reference a video game because a they're related to a character named Pinkie"
>>14589800luna and celestia sell fortune cookiesthey stole quotes from twilight's letters to make themtwilight's new friend is a lawyertwilight is suing celestia
>>14589783In Mrs. Pacman Clyde is replaced by Sue
>>14589800Celestia's _____________watch the fucking show_____________
>>14589800Celestia and Luna turned Twily's friendship reports into fortune cookie fortunes.
>>14589798>Does it make quarter-circles easier to use a stick,It really all comes down to personal preference. Personally, I find it a lot easier to play with a stick, but I have a friend that uses controllers and he's really good at a lot of fighting games. You can just buy a PS3 controller or a wired 360 controller for cheap and use those.
>>14589814Fuck that was obvious. I was trying to make a connection to a different show or movie or something.
>>14589773Uh... the new sister coming up is supposed to be older than her. I have no idea otherwise.>>14589783She apparently has a third sister we've never seen.
>>14589824>>14589816>>14589814In other words, never look a gift horse in the mouthIN BED
>>14589751I kind of miss the letters and I was one of the main people complaining about how dumb they were...
>>14589845Eh, the books suck.
>>14589852Just wait."Dear Princess Pinkie Pie,Today I learned..."
>>14589831Or get a Classic Controller Pro and a Wii > USB Mayflash adapter.This thing is great.
Plant Ponies or Pollution Ponies?
Chrysalis has challenged Rarity to a dick contest!
>>14589855Stram what I got nothing>>14589864something something for ants
>>14589861They do, but they're still considered some level of canon by the writers of the show, and Pinkie Pie's older sister is apparently supposed to be showing up in season 4.
>>14589864I can't even make fun of you for this, anon. I can only feel bad for you.
>>14589864>tricking me twice
>>14589831But those only have four buttons. Would I be using just the stick of the controller and the keyboard for buttons? That sounds exceedingly awkward.
>>14589895Get a gamepad (6 buttons)
>>14589874Stream your nothing!
>>14589872Wait like a dick sucking contest first one to make their partner cum loses? A size comparing contest? A contest to see who can shoot the biggest load? A contest to see who can shoot the farthest? A contest where they're being sucked off by two eager colts and the first one to cum loses?You have to be more specific
Hugs and hisses, darling
>>14589895You use the shoulder buttons (L1/LB R1/B)It's not as awkward as it sounds.
>>14589921a contest where they smack their dicks together until someone tears their dick and loses the ability to get an erection
>>14589916I dunnoPick a feature film, I'll try and find it and stram it in a day or two
>>14589933>tfw you will never swirl around pony with your hemipenes
>>14589921It's whatever you want it to be.
>>14589933I want her to rape around me and give me kisses
>>14589963AKIRABeen years since I've seen it
>>14589975WrapI want her to wrap around me.
>>14589963Kill the Irishmanit's the best movie ever
>>14589963Kung PoworIt's a Mad Ma Mad Mad World.
>>14589963Les Miserables.The one with Geoffrey Rush.
>>14589973I want it to be all of them.I don't think it's possible, though.
Hey MLPG.What's the haps?Six days. Sweet Jesus.
>>14589994Shh, we know what you meant
>>14590032it's hotter with milky way's cutie mark
>>14590032Is it pony related because the hair is purple?
>>14589985ok fine tha t one. Give it a day or whatevernow stop making me do stuff
>>14589933Which snakepone is the unfest?
Rarity's huge sweaty balls.
>>14590058>>14589897>>14589883>>14589874jeez guys, it's a joke. look at the filename.
>>14589751>"Hey Anon, what does your fortune say?"
>>14589933unf unf hypnosis unf
>>14590072I know, and it made me laugh.
>>14590032Her OC is really cute/sexy I think.
Gilda's huge sweaty paws
>>14590106what a slut.
>>14590029W-Why would I want to be raped by Rarity?
>>14590109Stoner Gilda's huge sweaty paws pressing against your dick
>>14590109Are they smelly?
>>14590137I don't want a footjob from Gilda or any weird foot worship stuff. I just want to get high with her and watch bad movies and play video games and pig out.Nothing sexual. Nothing romantic. I just want fun.
>>14590120>"Oh come now darling, is it really rape when you want it? Don't lie to yourself"
>>14590106>not a chubby ponewat
>>14590106her face isn't enough like a greasy mexican
>>14590138Very.>>14590137Pinching your cock between her big toes. One paw on your face~
>>14590153>>14590137Stop ruining Gilda with your stoner shit, you've already consumed fluttershy so stop
>>14590168Fat pony you say?
>>14590164Rarity I don't know if I want this...
>>14590193Gilda would probably smoke weedat least before Fluttershy
>>14590207Neither of them would do it stop forcing your fanon
>>14590164>you will never rub rarasnake's belly as she digests a pony
>>14590215Please, MLPG is the master of forcing their canons
>>14590215No, Gilda probably would.She's got the bad attitude that would guarantee you a spot around the bad stoner crowd.
I will be upset when there is no S5.
>>14590164>Trying to convince twilight>Not just hypnotizing her#BEEF
>Silver Spoon gets into a severe accident, and is rushed to the hospital; she might not survive.>Diamond tiara is now at a loss at school, no longer knowing what to do, or what to say.
>>14590196."Shh darling, doesn't it feel so soft and smooth? Just relax and let me treat you~"
>>14590241plsnomy heart would break
>>14590247You could ignore it.At least it's discussing something vaguely show related in a nonsexual manner.
I wish LK would stream.
>cude, cuddly gigapon
>>14590243Th-This feels weird
>>14590233It doesn't look good.
I hope we hang on past the last exit
>wake up>First thing i see regarding pony is Rarity Today will be a great day
>>14590032I like chubby girls
>>14590272DON'T YOU DARE
>>14590233>>14590298Don't worry about it.
>>14590265That's the thing. He can't
>>14589580So? That mean she will meet with one of her 2 sisters, right? English, do you speak it?
>>14590304>>14590272>>14590341I always imagine the chorus playing in the background while Dash beats the shit out of her.
>>14590289>"Shh, don't talk"
>>14589580>>14590357it'll be >>14589845you will never see the other two ever again
>>14590357Actually one of the books ( yeah I know they are sit and all of that) said that Pinkie has a third sister that is older than her.
>>14590357>>14590350Can you fuck off and stop posting this drug shit?
This "Dr. Love" is a wise man.
>>14590368That scene gives me tingles.Should I be worried?
>>14590383B-but I hate worst pony
>>14590394That thing can turn coal into diamonds
Posting from my phone. Lel
>>14590406You mean they weren't always called Diamond Dogs?
>>14590394I TOLD YOU RARITY WAS A VIRGIN
>>14590381Fuck off, man.A man has a right to his fetishes.
>>14590435Oh god why.Why does this exist?
>>14590435no fucking way
Best episode of season 4 confirmed. Rarara is best pone.
>>14590442Oh man, I was a part of this
>>14590468Fuck off stoner
>colt will never size shame you
>Princess Celestia's vagina>THE MINT MANHOLEI'M DIE
>>14590435The penis one is still the only one worth the time it takes to enter a name
>>14590368And then Rarity proceeded to make sweet love to anon while he cried the entire time.
I can't stop laughing
Pony replaced your dragon dildos with MREs
>>14590501>The positive Groove
>>14590519oh my godi can't deal
>>14590501Of course Cup Cake is huge, she's had twins!
>>14590519pussy game way 2 strong
>>14590540>>14590543I'm not the only one seeing double right
>>14590540>>14590543Now this is just getting silly.
>>14590568I know right?4 shinies!
>>14590435>gf's cunt isn't even half as deep as my dickGuysI think it might be fake
>>14590523I guess I'll just have to shove those up my ass then.
>>14590381>>14590468>>14590482Holy fuck, I only posted a random pic in my reaction folder. You guys fight over the most inane shit, I swear.
>>14590569>>14590568>>14590556Might wanna check the top image
I was going through some old folders and I found this.
>>14590592I saw that it's only a thumbnail error before I posted.It's still funny.
>>14590592I know, image swap.That's why I said it this whole thing was getting silly.
>>14590597as valid as ever
rose's teat sheathes
>>14588906>rape>Rarity Episode>RArity EPisode>RAEPHoly shit.
>Celestia's anus>Giant Copernicus>Ability 0Celestia buttslut fetishtext when
I wonder what else I can find in this folderI think this was posted before TLR aired.
>>14590631>ecstasy of pony: 0ahahaha
>>14590631Where did you find that one?
There's a lot of weird stuff in this folder...
How is this still a thing?
>>14590597This really could get some milelage saved
>pony toys 90% off at target black friday sale>mlp panties included
just how I like it
>>14590673It isn't. You just brought up something old out of nowhere.
I think this wad funny at one point.Man, it's like taking a trip down memory lane.
>>14590285Got work tonight, sorry dude.
>>14589415... Awww. See, that's nice. And good.
>>14589661http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H4cvO3zgBk>Self-Esteem by Andrew Jackson Jihad>no last verse
>/v/ talking about fucking silicon mare vaginas
>>14590703they won't fit you
Cannibalism is so unf yet no good content whatsoever besides a few humanized pics
>>14589415I do the same thing. Started having a more healthy life, doing exercises every day and so on.
>>14589680CAN'T. FUCKING. UNSEE
>>14590703Those are for children
>>14590703One day. One day I want a good, attractive trap to model some children's MLP panties for us.
http://incestriagirls.tumblr.com/post/67323601139/epiplot-27does this guy visit mlpg
>inb4 you die when S4 is so close
>>14590760You have a cute voice.
Didn't know there was a pony Monopoly set out.This is the first piece of pony merch I have bought. I knew I would break one day.
>>14590760I know you're probably singing quietly but you have a very soft voice
>>14590807is pantyanon still alive because he did model that one CMC waist cape
>>14590828Don't cum on it now
>>14590821either i die, or i get to see S4it's win/win
>>14590817>Period Carmine pencilI laughed
>>14590821Please don't post this picture again. It was makes me really scared and uncomfortable.
>>14590828I broke a long time ago. And recently I broke even harderI regret nothing
>>14590847you say that every time it gets posted
>>14590836>Good, attractive trapI was very clear, anon.
>>14590821>tfw your family knows you watch ponies>tfw this could happen to you know because your family is eccentric as fuckI need to write a will or something
the 23rd will be a good day indeed
>>14590852FUCK I NEED THOSE
>>14590828>tfw when breaking and not being able to control myself-150 dosh, not counting money spent on travel and lodging
>>14590861It really freaks me out...
>>14590877Be careful when buying a Twist
>>14590823Aww thanks.>>14590832I'm trying to keep it down, yeah. Sitting in bed isn't ideal diaphragm posture either.Any other requests?
FUCK MY BUTT
>>14590861If it keeps getting posted why would he stop asking?
>>14590394Tight as FUCK. And those ridges... damn. Breaking that hymen might tear up your dick.
>>14590893Also SS is a qt 3.14
>>14590896No Children by Mountain Goats
>>14590896Smile! Why Not? by Sledding With Tigers
>>14590861the first guy posts the same picture all the time to troll and the second guy responds the same way every time to reverse troll.and we have to put up with the shit
>>14590918If he does a Mountain Goats song it needs to be The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton
>Pony invites you to their place>You think oh boy>But all night they just let you sleep at the foot of the bed and have the occasional sugar cue if you are good>"Pony this is degrading.">"Quiet, horses do not talk.">"Horses don;t sleep on beds either!"
>>14590945>"Good point. Off the bed."
>>14590945I'm not a horse you stupid pony.
>>14590945>"Horses don;t sleep on beds either!"you just dun goofed right thur.
>>14590519Shining Armor... the fuck did you DO, man!?
>>14590945I don't understand, pony is more of a horse than I am
>>14590977I doubt he could do much of anything.
>>14590977>>14590519Let's just say Shining's own private nickname for it is Tomb of Horrors
>>14590966>>14590968>>14590975>>14590978You see, the point sis the slittle pony is horsiing around!
>>14591002just thinking about it
Evens: Nap then draw.Odds: Draw then nap.
>>14590837fuck, that reminded, me...I have an archive of almost all Hot Glue pics gathered from round /mlp/.before you ask: no i did not compile it, and no, i don't know why i even have ithttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/es6g9wabjdl9kuj/rXbsWOSwbJ
>>14591013Scrubbles go to bed, you are drunk
>>14591013Scrubbles / OPPP OTP
>>14591002SmellyFacesittingHipsMore hipsStriped Socks
>>14591002To what extent?
>>14590564Celestia: K Cup>K Cup>KHOLY SHIT
>>14591021Good boy.Now draw the CMC looking horrified at AJ's hat that's ruined
>>14591028>The violent high-tension zonehttp://imgur.com/zV1UBqv
>>14591021Draw a radicool hacker pony
I painted this tonight for a half-hour challenge. It's not perfect or anything, but I'm really proud of it.
What kind of cuisine would your favorite pony like?
>>14591031/ss/Forced FemenizationFemdomExhibitionism Public useForced gay
What is pone pouting over?
>>14591060>That sunYou're expelled from the drawfags GoatIt's a very nice painting Goat. I like it.
>>14591069unfMore Rarity/colt forced feminization stuff when
>>14591061>Coiled sausages on the far right.Ugh.
>>14591078Never you pedo faget
>>14591071I've never more wanted to be a pegasus mare, this is just gravy
>>14591076THAT'S NO SUNthank you very much
>>14590254http://derpibooru.org/475128why is anon such a doofus?
>>14591084Reminds you too much of yourself, doesn't it, Anon?
>>14591093I'm a little insulted that you think I'm Mewball.
>>14591025>>14591027Shut up I''l post as much mispelled horse humor as I am ableWhy can't Appleajcl fault Rarity for her lifstyle?Becuase shehas her hat off to her!
>tfw nobody likes your fetishestruly suffering
>>14591078One day when I stop being lazy I'll right some.I wish I could draw because that's all I'd spend my time drawing.
>>14591125I dont get it
>>14591116I lost that challenge
>>14591135>I wish I could drawWhat's stopping you?
>>14591135What is this about drawing forcedfem colts?
>>14591110I... I don't understand.
>>14591129>PetrificationIncredibly rare despite being in the show
>>14591135Shut the fuck up with the "I wish I could draw" shit. If you really wanted to draw, you'd climb that ladder.
>>14591114Why Just a guess
>>14591116Where is this stupid thing?
>Cheerilee wants to come along on one of the Mane Six's missions>Twilight says it's okay>Pinkie Pie says Twilight should make it official by giving her a title for Team Harmony>Twilight does this just to make Pinkie Pie happy>A new necklace appears out of nowhere on Cheerilee's neck>Twilight unknowingly found a new element within Cheerilee
>>14591116>you will never go on Big Macintosh's wild ride
I wish Derpibooru had some sort of quality standard.
>>14591154Lack of skill. Lack of Motivation. I don't know where to begin, I don't have the patience or motivation to read tutorials and actually practice.I don't really have the mindset to be an artist. Just not cut out for that kind of stuff.
>>14591133And what're your fetishes?
>>14591188Thats dumb, you are dumb
>>14591163Shots of that ep was what drove me to check out the show in the first place. Fluttershy slowly turning to stone while challenging the cockatrice drove my penis to insanity
>>14591002FluttershySnugglesHolding her hoovesPettingSleeping together nonsexuallyBrushing her hair
i drew gloomy
>>14591106I dont hang out on tumblr so seeing just that small cropped part with those tags made me confused.Im curious how the tags carried over.
>>14588881I just rewatched MMC and my hype is completely kill.Help me /mlp/
>>14591196It's meant to be an archieve of everythingthe up and downvote system is suppossed to be the quality control
>>14591163Itss amazing how hard anons doent get over t this, considering how rock hard twilight alrady is!
>>14591216Oh shit, that's great.
>>14591216like that'll stop usit's cute
>>14591216She's so big its cute
>>14591202How do you get the percentage?
>>14591216DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cya8XI_U6gI>you are in the same fandom as these people
>>14591216Golly that's a big pony.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/weaver!mlpI knew it was love
>>14591157There needs to be more of it.
When the hiatus ends and gloomy stops being big, does she snap into a small size instantly like spike did at the end of secret of my excess or does she slowly shrink down?
>>14591216even the beb twilight is to big of a pony to be my little pony
>>14591188>Making Pinkie happy.
>>14591216That pony had better be ready to pay for the damage she's caused.
>>14591116How the fuck do i make a vagina and penis?I want to see if I got a real....wiener
>>14591238analyze instead of simulate
>>14591259Snaps down to filly sized.Then Marker grows into a giant because of all the show discussion after a long hiatus
>>14591196This is solved by having a scoring threshold in your settings but as a regular user of the site I agree
>>14591259She teleports to the Pone Zone, where she resides until the season is over.
>>14591216Oh goshI love it
>>14591259I'd thought it would be kinda slow, as the episode goes on.
>>14591284I thought marker always stays the same size?On another note, is the relationship between marker and gloomy like that of the old year and the new year?
>>14591250s-so this is why gg hasn't been hanging around lately.
We big ponies now?
>>14591188>terrible fanfiction plotno anon, you are the cancer!And then anon was a cancer
>>14591247>1:55 upOh my fucking God
>>14591216>Top floor>Corner office.Gloomy, please, he worked hard for his position of lead shitposter.
>>145912830 times because that's her Fist.
>>14591297Marker saw how big Gloomy got and wants to be a big pony too.
>>14591259>Clifford the big red dog ponesyes pls. More like this.
>>14591247>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cya8XI_U6gI>>14591247I prepared for cringe, contorted my face and everything.I still wasn't prepared
>>14591324she got big alright!
>>14591305>First arrive in equestria>See this>Freak out
>>14591336>September 11, 2001Holy shit.Weaver, that's actually kind of an offensive joke to make. Just because you can change your system date, doesn't mean you should.
enough with that simulator crap pls
>>14591354>pony adopts you as a toy>builds you a little house on their shelf
>>14591305I want to run up and hug one of bigpone's hooves.
>Anonymous after five minutes in Equestria
>>14591365>Try to reassure pony that I am not a toy
>>14591247I physically scooted away from my computer.But I had headphones on so the horror only followed me.
>>14591362>caring about an offensive jokeWhere the Hell do you think you are?
>mfw best team in the NFLwe are so fucking based it's unbelievable
>>14591160Due to the fact that you masturbate so constantly (the subject of your sessions nonessential), your penis has long lost it's former erect image, forever coiling more and more as you subject this little soldier into an eternal bow.
>>14591378>>14591090Whoever this tool is he needs to get slapped for his stupidity.
>>14591324that is a very squishy looking pony
>>14591393>le sekrit internet club, of course.
>>14591380It looks like the guy in the center is enjoying itlooks like MLPG
>>14591404>will never have affinity with your waifu
>>14591394i will allow it since its the broncos
>>14591416they are technically ponies.
>>14591365>Sneak out of house at night and climb in pone's vagina>fuck giant urethra with arm>stroke giant clit>hide inside when she wakes up and cant get you out cause of embarrassment and no hands>live comfortably inside warm vagina>bite her on the inside
>>14591163>Still waiting for some writefag to create a decent petri-clop ficmy rock hard soldier can't take this much longer
>>14591407>I walk into Bakeries and ask to try on shoesThis isnt the place for you if you get offended by small jokes
>>14591394Your Secondary has been exposed more than once on the year.
>>14591416pony related niggaVon Miller is like Pinkie Pie after he murders your quarterback. Look at him go.
>>14591437Anyone got that video of the NFL TE who's afraid of horses?
>>14591362hwut? Who... what.. where do you think you are?
I knew we could make it work!
>>14591421>>14591437fuck you both are dumbi said i would allow it
>>14591394>someone talking about game where colts raped broncos>get boner
>>14591393>>14591454>mlpg is now /b/
>>14591247Okay...Who pissed off human Twist?
>>14591431How do you even write petrification fic? I mean, isn't that snuff? The stone pony essentially features a loss of consciousness, possibly permanently. Unless you want to rub your dick on a rock, the stoning process is what gets most pertiphile off, right?
>>14591218I just saved the pic from derpibooru and cropped it inMSPaint anon
>>14591463yeah well you'll never get her off!
>>14591448>That video.Oh my god, that was so fucking great.I thin it's on the NFL site.
>>14591450why do you post blinding white picture at me in the middle of the night
>>14591465I think you're confusing being "lolsoedgy" with simple humor. Comedy is tragedy plus time.
>>14591450Good, it seems you have learned the power of the circle.Now, draw sleepy Applejack with a scarf.
>>14591475>The Flutter AssassinGentlemen, start your shipfics. It's canon, now.
>>14591487i dont come to mlpg for /b/ humor
>>14591475Never get her off your dick
>>14591514>The HeartAnd then I moonwalked out of the brothel without paying.
>>14591514>Spike>the Naive Tinker Bellpls, someone draw spike looking shy in a Tink costume.
>>14591518You come for the pony smut. Gotcha!
>>14591483my badi will try to not blind you next time
>>14591529Is it wrong if that answer is partially correct
>>14591529>winking mare>lewdunf unf
>>14591518So you come here just to bitch then.Gotcha.
>>14591514You should go with the full names for full effect
>>14591448>>14591479>>14591535It was Actually Chiefs Safety Eric Berry who is scared of horses. Here is the linkhttp://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-presents/0ap2000000250293/NFL-Films-Presents-Horsin-around-with-Eric-Berry
>>14591483All I could hear when I looked at that pic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElTmbnsqF-U
>>14591568>This was a KIDS program.
Six more sleeps. And then new horse through atleast May.
Please enter a name
>>14591616Fucking knew Gloomy was the best.
GG pls never leave us.
how man t fat ugly stupid dumb faggot sumb ugly fat ponies does it take to be a big fa t dumb?Exactly oneyour favorite@
>>14591651Anon, that is a horrible thing to wish.
>>14591665Have you just been scrubbing with those bubbles, or drinking them?
>>14591665t-that wasn't very nice ;__;
HORSE SIZED PONIES
>>14591653Light Red is not Pink though. Pink is an optical illusion.
>>14591670>mfw renaming Garnet to Garnet in FFIXIt always made me giggle
>>14591651i love you anon
>>14591682fuck you you fucking ass kike nigger fucking all science bullshit bet you don't get any pussy bitch cunt manwhore
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Anon!Flitter!20131118Flitter confirmed for enthusiastic breeder and cervix play
>>14591697go write more gay horse pornpls
>>14591711What the fuck pinkie don't swear
>>14591703I like that way too much
someone stream something
Fluttershy, would you do me the greatest honour of sitting on my lap?
>>14591742I heard mewball was going to.He's a great guy who I really admire and I know he'd never let us down!
>>145917421-5 Stram drawing5-0 Video games
>>14591746"But... but Anon, your biggest finger is there. Won't that... hurt?"
>>14591742>>14591734what did you have in mind
You get to go to EquestriaBut Marche is also coming with youWhat do?
>>14591760What movies/tv shows do you have availiable?
>>14591701>>14591722Big or smallPickk now MLPG or have nothing
>>14591760nonsexual pone booty
>>14591769Joke's on him, Equestria is real.
I haven't drawn in months. Practice requests?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OKg2NCMFSc>The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Dentonmediocre>Smile! Why Not? by Sledding With TigersIf you'd provide the lyrics? Why not?
>>14591773stop what?>>14591785more changeling bros
is it bad form to copy the pose and substance from a piece of art but draw it in your own style and with different scenery/clothing?I wouldn't say copying enough for people to say traced, just referencing heavily.
>>14591785Applejack eating an apple.
>>14591769Tell Celestia that he is a murderer, that he destroyed an entire world, to send the entire army after him.He may not be able to do that to Equestria but I ain't taking chances. That nigger is going down no matter what
>>14591785A pone skanking to some good ol' Goldfinger
>>14591800Stop posting ponies doing drugs
>>14591781go big or go home
>>14591703>fortuna>bjorkoh god I was not prepared.
I want to WPSHH Celestia while she is in the middle of an audience with a foreign Ambassador.
>>14591802i would say maybe, but, you can always do it and just say you used a reference.
>>14591781Small is the only correct answer.
>>14591809why should he do such a thing?
>>14591821Fuck I wish I had saved that greentext where Princess Celestia is highly sensitive to your touches
>>14591802>what is artDude, this has been done since the beginning of time. There's no originality in the artworld. Go for it and do what captcha saysbecome soldei
>>14591703Ah, I was looking for that a few days ago! Thanks!>Pat Buchanan
>>14591811I sure do love changelings
>>14591781Small big pony
>>14591809why? they are having fun, and seem to be happy and enjoying themselves. do you have something against ponies? or them enjoying a good smoke?
>>14591781smallBig pones might as well just be horseshorses scare me
>>14591831pot smokers are extremely annoying and obnoxious and seeing ponies smoke only makes me and more angry.
>>14591821MAKE IT HAPPEN>>14591833Now I want it.
>>14591845Some people just hate to see ponies happy>>14591849oh sorry, I didn't realize who I was responding toanon told me I'm not supposed to talk to you
>>14591809>Telling the fire to stop by throwing gas on it.Wait to go, Liberal logic...
>>14591858Do you know how they stop oil well fires?They use dynamite to blast the oxygen away long enough for it to die
i sure love posting about how much I love doing drugs on the internet, especially on a board for my little pony discussion
>>14591790this has 0pone please fuck off
>>14591845They can be happy without smoking>>14591858But the fire spreads without gas and if I tear the house down, the fire won't have anywhere to go.
i sure love posting about how much I love doing pony on the internet, especially on a board for my little pony discussion
>>14591870It also causes a lot of noise and has potential to destroy everything else around it.While other, safer methods exist.
>>14591814>>14591830>>14591843>>14591846MLPg seems to be rather middle ground about thisI guess yo u could say MLPggis evne stevens!
>>14591876You act like drugs are the sole off topic subject on this general. Go up and you'll see a gigantic discussion related to computer generated pony vagina
>>14591880pony? I love pony!let's discuss ponies together!
>>14591883There's nothing around an oil wellall they do is spew oil, so nobody pays attention to them until they catch firethen they have to use dynamite to put them out again
>>14591833>>14591852Here, I capped that when it happened, don't know if I ever posted it before now.
>>14591770I did discover I do have one episode I never strammed, does that sound good? I don't have more than an hour+
>>14591715http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Anonymous!Cloudchaser!20131118>Neither of you can move by the time you're done>You end up just lying there exhausted for a couple of hours before she breaks the silence>"So... was it good for you?"
>>14591888Okay, which ponies should we discuss?
>>14591900i love you
>>14591880I love doing pony.
What's been happening in pone
>>14591911I like the big ponies, but the little ponies are nice too
>>14591904Just do something fagballs!
>>14591849dude... hey... umwhat if ponies where um... real man...would they... poop out raimbows n stuff? Wooaaah...
Daily reminder that you will never be a pretty little girl, and any attempt at wearing dresses or putting on makeup will just leave you looking like some deranged sex-pervert.trust me on that last part
>>14591920AB looks weird as hell in that
>>14591216This is beautiful.
>>14591879>If I destroy the MLPG.>The posting that makes me mad will stop!
>>14591920I like the little ponies better.Big ponies scare me
>>14591900Aw yeah, that's the one.
>>14591216PffToo bad she'll become a tiny minipony in 5 days
>>14591926What the fuck happened to her eyes? That can't be healthy.
>>14591898What does using a packed wad of shitposting to stop a small pot leak do to fix the situation?All we have after the blast goes off is shit all over and everyone mad at the idiot who thought it was a good idea.Meanwhile, the pot is still leaking.
>>14591936big ponies shouldn't be scarythey're extra cuddly
>>14591926But what if I'm a grill?
>tfw when U.T.I.>wont be able to have memorial season fap..>feels like i'm pissing razorblades>end my suffering mlpg..please
>>14591790not the guy that requested it. just fyi your voice is pretty cute
UH oh MLPgThe ugly police just called![spoilper]Its for your favorite ponyOn account for their intese ugly ass ness
>>14591948I want to cuddle that yellow pony.
>>14591926>I can pull a damned good trap. Dese hips won't quit
>>14591956I'll have you know Applejack's ass is NOT ugly.
>>14591933If I can't kill the fire then destroy the place>>14591952That's what you deserve you stupid fucking stoner.
>>14591940She won't be that small.
ALRIGHT HORSEFRICKERSSTRAMMING WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?BE THERE OR YOUR WAIFU IS A SLUTderpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5
>>14591964>If I can't kill the fire then destroy the place>If I can't keep the gun owners from owning guns, I will just shoot the gun shops!
>>14591976Yes that'd do it.
>>14591951Girls don't watch mlp.
Black people who love ponies are the best fans
>>14591990Like I said.>Liberal Logic.
>>14591954Thanks (again?)Still willing to do >>14590926if you can provide the lyrics for meAnything else now?
>>14591956I hide pon. Let's see them find her now!
>>14592005No because they're most likely stoners/drug peddlers
>wake up to this threadWhat happened here
Pony is against the second amendment and the right to own any weaponry. She's disgusted that you think otherwise
>>14592034Season 6 was confirmed.
I like this horse.
>>14592034Anon doesn't know when to stop posting.
>>14592042I love that horse.
>>14592040Pony's freedom isn't free and when the time comes to defend it I will be there to protect her
>>14592040That pony is clearly not my waifu who probably owns a shotgun
>>14592040I am not holding pony against their will, and they may leave at any time.
>>14592042That's a pretty great horse.
>>14592042That horse is ok, but there are better ones out there, at least in my opinion. I hope you have fun liking that horse.
>>14592040I don't think otherwise. I don't want weapons, I want ponies.
>>14592042Why does she have a heart in her eyes?
>>14592062I have a weapon and I'm going to take your poniesToo bad you gave away your weapons, now you're not going to have anything
>>14592042>>14592046I love that horse too.
>>14592059>no face blushyou fucked up>no flank-blushnow you REALLY fucked up
>>14591962>>14591975Wow two fort tooI guess you could sayapllejackhorse
http://www.destructoid.com/system-seller-pornhub-pledges-to-fully-support-the-ps4-265807.phtmlWhy haven't you bought a PS4 yet?
>>14592059How would a pone like that feel if I squished my thumb into their cheeks around their butthole?
>>14592072Because my wallet is ded.
>>14592068What if I use ponies as weapons?
>>14592066Because the nightlight spell backfired and is now sending the softly glowing shapes of cartoony hearts and stars out of her eyes instead of out of the chosen object. Don't worry, it'll wear off once she manages to get to sleep.
>>14592072Because I go to a different website to satisfy myself.Also, I hate the Playstation controller
>>14592042This horse is acceptable.
>>14592078pony would be disgusted and leave on her own
>>14592072Because I have a PC and I don't watch porn.
remember when you didn't like horses sexually
>>14592072Because fuck consoles.
>>14592042That horse is okay I guess
>>14592078Melee or projectile?
>>14592094How aroused? What type of aroused?
>>14592042but she is a bad horse!
>>14592095noI've been jacking it to furry porn for ages and I always liked anthro horses
>>14592095I remember September 2010, yes.
>>14592095but I never liked horses sexually
>>14592072Have a PCAlso apparently it's a very bad launch. For one guy it's defective and besides that every time he pushes the power button he gets electrocuted a bit. Even some big Comic guy has problems with it. If I were to buy a console this Gen it would be a Wii U
>>14592095those were the daysbut really my life has only gotten better since thenhorse sex has had a positive influence on my life
>>14592095What's a horse anyways.
>>14592095I don't like horses sexually.I like ponies sexually.
>>14592105Funny, ponies made me dislike furry stuff.
You can't enter Equestria before getting betrothed to a pony.
>>14592089pony thinks that you don't deserve your freedomsshe can clearly be seen with a bow and arrow
>>14592115Well we're gonna have to clean that up and fix that pipe.
>>14592130BUt...but all the ponies are in EquestriaWHO THE FUCK INVENTED THAT STUPID RULE?
>>14592106I remember September 2001.Fondly.
>>14592130How can I do that without first going to Equestria?
>>14592135Yes but that is obviously armament from the state. Pony is still vehemntly against an armed citizenry.
>>14592140>>14592145Pony first comes to youAloneScared
>>14592152And then you wake up.
>>14592130Does pony have to consent or even know my existance when I betroth them? Would pony be upset upon finding out?
>>14592135I only now realize how impossibly huge that fucking maze is
>>14592095of course not, i only have this 90gb of horse videos for referencing
>>14592170A completely arbitrary time
Did you remember to wax your pone today?
>>14592170If they haven't showed up at your door yet, you'll have to wait until the devs release a new batch of ponies.
>>14592184alicorns are immortal goddesses
>>14592184What is "The show is actually well thought out"?
>>14592121>anon writes in his autobiography
>>14592184Twilight Sparkle is still a good character
>>14592140>>14592145>>14592161It's simple. All you have to do is choose an unwed pony to marry, and you'll be admitted. The two of you must commit and consummate at the proper times, and the first time you'll actually meet is after you enter, but the betrothal must be worked out first. It's only proper.Mind, if it falls through, you'll be ejected with no second chance. But these things only fall apart in dire circumstances. You couldn't possibly wreck things that badly...could you?
>>14592184Generic shippingLyraxbonbon and what have you
>>14592198I CALL TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>14592151pony says come and try to change it
>>14592184Rarity is the best pony.
>>14592184Clips are the high capacity ammo holding units that go in assault weapons.
>>14592198>RarityOh I think they'll name failing the test after me.
>>14592198dibs on celestia
You guys don't know the rules of jeopardy very well do you
>>14592203Anon, he clearly said you have to choose an unwed pony.
>>14592184Luna can become NNM whenever she wants. The elements just introduced friendship to counter that.
>>14592185please anondon't be a neglectful pone ownerdaily waxings are important!
>tfw gotta get ready for work in 4 hours and havent slept
>>14592216I CALL TWILIGHT SPARKLE
best scene in the series
>>14592221>tfw didn't sleep last night so decided to take the day off
What?Pone is evolving!
>>14592220Wait if Derpy were in a butt race would she be fast or slow?
>>14592203>>14592210>>14592211ERROR: Your selection is invalid. Please select an available pony.
>>14592221>tfw always stay up too late on Sunday night
>>14592237BUT NONE OF THEM ARE MARRIED