Twilight Sparkle has a totally radical party trick to show you, are you ready!?lazy horse: >>14528012
PURPLE IS MY FAVOURITE GEM
>>14532050TWILIGHT NOYOU HAVE TO STOP EATING EVERY CAKE IN SIGHTYOU WON'T FIT ON YOUR PRETTY PRINCESS DRESS AT THIS RATE
>no yellow horse threadanon pls
>>14532069THEN MAKE THE DRESS BIGGER
All the S3 episodes are bad.Yes, even the one with Luna.Yes, even the one with Trixie.Yes, even the other one with the new writer.
>>14532075I like big Twilight
>>14532075she looks so ugly with her wings
>>14532079nuh uhyou're bad
>>14532050WHATS THE TRICK WHATS THE TRICK WHATS THE TRICK
>>14532050>filenameyou better deliver op
>nuh uh you're just saying "YOU DON'T LIKE THING", I'm totally right despite S3 and EqG and premier telling everything else
>>14532081me too, anonme too>>14532082yeah well you look ugly without them
>>14532081Her ass is so big it's out of this world.
>>14532097>Nuh uh I don't like thing are you're wrongSound just like you right now.
>>14532101I don't like that nearly as much
>>14532101I like passive-aggressive Spike
>>14532082I don't know who you are.But I will find you, and I will >rape you
>>14532101>Equestria Girls shit
>>14532115I want that booty
>>14532111Yeah except I brought up an actual argument and using what I know of S3,MMDW and EqG and this fucking Premier to know what's coming next.
>>14532110>direct ascent lander10/10 it's shit
>>14532129>I don't like it>that means I'm right and I have an "argument"lol
>>14532115This size would be perfect. You could still fuck her and you could also ride her.
>>14532127Are Twilight and Anon ghosts?
Big ponies are cute.
>>14532128Twilight has the most canon booty
>>14532145It's called a winter coat
>>14532145She sits on it all day. It must be as soft as a cloud.
>>14532145For a second there I thought she was raising her tale
>>14532133He did, even if a lot of it was opinions and jumping to conclusions, there are some things that aren't that, like the show becoming PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE and maybe friends here and there. There is no way for them to handle this situation well, that's perfectly clear now, it was a big mistake getting into it.
>>14532012>Keep Calm Flutter On is probably the best S3 episode if you ask me.I'm a raging Flutterfag and I wasn't impressed by that episode in the least.Far as I'm concerned, FS shined the brightest in SayS. She was the only smart character in a gang of idiots.
>>14532142>no futa version
Twilight even had the best butt as a filly
>>14532163>fluttershy>smart>the main 6>idiotsI think... I think you've got that wrong, old chap.
>And I'm a fucking lioness down here, beefsteak. Don't forget it. My fucking ass could eat you, never mind my beak.
>>14532174Pinkie and Applejack are stupid though
>>14532163I haven't seen SayS in ages, but i do remember enjoying her in it.
>>14532172THAT IS CHILD ABUSE
>>14532174>I have literally never watched the show
>>14532185I'm gonna need some context here, anonI'm also gonna need some more
>>14532185That's not funny, my brother lost his eye this way
>>14532183IMMA FUK U UP M8
>>14532133So you don't bother with actually arguing my points and just my entire argument is "You don't like thing"I have explained why I don't like Princess Twilight and why I'm dreading S4 so please explain why this is good thing instead of just telling me that it is.and if you're not the person I was responding to in the last thread>>14531970>>14532091Look I have no interest getting the undoubtedly fun " Engaging in the form of arguing rather than engaging in the points themselves " form of meta arguing, but I don't.>>14532162>Opinions>ConclusionsWell you're giving out opinions and blind optimisim, S3 left me with a bad taste in my mouth and EqG was like being giving a bottle of original listerine TO DRINK.
>>14532208>say S4 is gonna be shitty>that's blind optimismI don't see it
Pony wants to confide something with you.
Pony wants to know wha't s your size, she wants to buy you a shirt.
>>14532217alright, the webcam is readybe sure to speak directly in the mic
>>14532208All you are throwing out is blind pessemism so fundamentally your arguements are the same just the opposite
>>14532213>more barely MLP related work
>>14532208>Well you're giving out opinions Just like you.
>>14532203>he told me to make him a sandwich>so I made him a sub
>>14532220XLwhat kind of shirt are we talking about here
>>14532225>humanizations are forbiddenfuck you
>>14532222you know, that was pretty easy to do.
>>14532231Yeah, his. He should go back to ponies.>>14532229a shirt with something witty about your size
chubby pony cuddles
>>14532231I wouldn't mind humanizations if he did more ponies, but he doesn't so what the fuck ever really.And big breasted females with frankly ugly faces get boring after the 20th time.
>>14532246Chubby best pony cuddles.
pony has invited you to a weekend at her masturbatorium
>>14532257why do I love lamia's art so much
>>14532233I didn't intend to do that, I just wanted to see the quads get and, well, that happened.
>>14532246nahbig ponies cuddles
>>14532257Oh, it isn't this time.Nice.
>>14532216I have no idea of whether or not I'm arguing with the same person or the other guy from the last thread>>14532226I'm not fucking saying giving out opinions is a bad thing I'm saying SAYING IT'S SOMEHOW A BAD THING is beyond fucking stupid you might aswell say>Well you're actually thinking!You can never bring fact upon something is subjective, but there is one fact that I will not ignore, neither of us has seen S4 but I'm using what I know currently about S4, the premier and S3 and EqG to get a general idea of what's going to happen.>>14532224Fundamentally the same but functionally different, TF2 and Dark Souls both use DirectX but I know that they're completely functionally different.I'm using what I know of S3 and EqG and hasbro to judge this season.
>>14532267well, he got better.>>14532264good, but you should not care about repeating digits in here. Just a friendly advice.
>>14532262is that exactly what it sounds like or what?
>>14532257WHERE'S THE DICK
>>14532283Trixie stole it
Here's a motivational video to get you guys drawinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
>>14532292I don't have anyone around me and no one has ever cheered me onwhat does a guy standing in cold water have anything to do with my failures as a personthis isn't motivating at all
>>14532292This always gets me going.http://youtu.be/X16G2hsVI9w
>>14532292http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxZ27pSw0PUI like this one better
>>14532276I know that right, that's why I spoilered it.Nobody has ever replied to me when I did so.
>>14532292I really only see that in AGDG
Meh. MSOB is the only one that does any decent humans in here so I won't complain. And it helps that I like me some big bongos.>>145322963slow
>>14532306that was good until he started flipping out
>>14532296SHIT'S GETTING REAL>>14532324This, it had a good message, but then he went bonkers.
>>14532324No way man, that's like, the best part. He is transferring his hulking to you.
>>14532322>msob>decent humansJUST BECAUSE HE DRAWS BIG TITS DOESN'T MEAN HIS OGRE-FACED MONSTERS ARE HUMANLIKE
>>14532322>3slowWas still nice of him to get the link in the new thread here for those that weren't here when it dropped, though.
>>14532335Compared to what others do here, yes he's decent.
>>14532333>tumblr gifDooks no please.
>>14532335>OGRE-FACED MONSTERSI don't see itthis is plenty human-like and it doesn't even have huge tits
>>14532335Holyshit, I thought I was alone who thinks so.Muh nigger,
>>14532335I don't think you know what ogres look like, Anon.I don't see any ogres here.
>>14532346Sadly, it just 10% or even less percent
>>14532355I do.>captcha: the baltrud
>>14532355His ponies are so adorable, but he barely ever draws them anymore
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/books/george-rr-martin-hands-off-my-characters-20131108-2x6fb.htmlReminder that writing fanfiction is lazy.
>>14532366we already did this
Oh hey, are we talking about ogres?
>>14532366Reminder that GRRM has been writing fanfiction of his own series in his book since GoT, so he doesn't get to complain
>>14532355>>14532346Forgetting the tits, what always unnerves me a bit about his humans is the huge MOUTHS. I don't even know why, really, since that sort of exaggeration seems like it should be OK with his cartoony designs, I guess it's just something personal or uncanny valley nonsense or something.
>>14532363Why should he? it's not like he's forced to.
>>14532375this is just like the "anything pony past s1 is fanfiction" argumentit's dumb and it doesn't make any sense
>>14532366>every time you write fanfiction, you're sleeping with another man's wife
>>14532363He could do decent anthro too, but this is the only time he's done so.
>>14532346Nice. Marker as a cheerleader makes a lot of sense, plus she looks realy cute.
>>14532387Where did I say he should? He's free to draw whatever he likes, I'd just love if he drew some more pones again.
>>14532375>original writer writing anything related to the characters and universe he creates is a fanfictionI'm pretty sure you are no sentenal. However.You managed to top his autism and retardism,. Congratz?
>>14532375How can you make fanficion out of something you yourself created?
>>14532389But that's because the idiots arrived after S1. It's about quality.
>>14532394Just look at her hipsthe fuck is happening between her thighs and her hips? MSOB sucks.
>>14532389But it's true. Only lunafags think s2 and s3 are canon.
>2013>Not being circumcisedAre you guys for fucking real
>>14532411Unf is happening.
You're already ded
>>14532401>>14532409Listen here, faggot.Bad writing=fanfiction.IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH, FAGGOTS?
>>14532424it's clear that you don't understand the meaning of words
>>14532424No, anon, it does not work that way.Fanfiction == bad writing.But bad writing is not always fanfiction.
>>14532424But that's not how it works.
>>14532419>he actually has a clean, smegmafree dickI pity, you truly. I'd make myself die if I was you.
>>14532433Shrek pls go
>>14532424watch out, we've got a badass over here
>>14532433That must hurt.
>>14532433PLEASE LINK TO VIDEOPLEASE
>>14532419>Mutilating your own dickAmericans please go
this pone is pretty fucking smug
>>14532433holy shit that dick is as large as a tin canWhere the hell is it from, I need it
>>14532454WHO IS TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>14532454Who is smuglight sparkle?
>>14532430>UH NUH>CIRCLE != A POLYGON WITHOUT EDGESStop saying words.>>14532431>1+1 is 2, but 2 isn't 1+1>>14532434Go worship the moon somewhere else, autistic lunafaggot.>>14532441You sure beaten me in your angry fanfics where you beat up meanies and trolls.
>>14532346Gloomy cheerleader when
This pony will not stop snacking between meals
>>14532490WHO IS RED RIBBON
>>14532454She's not smug all the time!
>>14532458"I need that dick"-Anonymous
>>14532481Applying arithmetic logic to boolean.Sorry, I was wrong. You are sentenal.
>14532481>a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square
>>14532481Explain how can something be fanfiction if it's by the same person who made the series in the first place. Shit writing is shit writing, it doesn't have to be fanfiction in order to be shit.
>>14532502>>14532481Ice is water, but water is not always ice.What now?>inb4 you can freeze not just waterTHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
>>14532481>>1+1 is 2, but 2 isn't 1+1>It rained, therefor the street is wet>The street is wet therefor it must have rainedYou truly fail at logic.
>>14532501Both sides have to be equal. That is the definition of equation.
So that little preview huhNothing we didn't already know I guess, just some BG ponies freakin out and Princess Twily™
>guy gets a crush on a cute girl>basic plotline to most teen-aimed movies and books, no complaints>girl gets a crush on a cute guy>END OF THE WORLDI think they're cute together.
>>14532503>it doesn't have to be fanfiction in order to be shit.BUT IT DOESUT IT DOES>>14532517How is >It rained, therefor the street is wet>The street is wet therefor it must have rainedunlogical?
>>14532523Good for you ;).
>>14532521And the guards speaking.i think that in that minute they had more lines than all the guards during since S1.It's nice to see them actually keeping calm and all.
I've got the fishing lines, who's got the bait?Anyone?Anyone has any bait around here?
This pony will not stop shitposting on MLPG
>>14532523Too bad bronies can't appreciate it.
>>14532532Yeah that's trueThey could really go anywhere with the guards if they wanted to...though they'll probably just keep them as 1-line plot devices like that.
>>14532540I do it because MLPG owes me its attention and madsauce.
>"So Anon, do you like the clothes I made you? Do ya?"
>>14532549>hidingBUT THEN I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY SAID
I'm going to fap to Princess Celestia and no one can stop me!
>>14532549>4chan on easy modeI bet you hide Ross or NBS whenever he posts.>>14532557Yeah, but I don't know about all the gems.
>>14532557you know this is a girl's outfit, right?are you doing this intentionally?I mean, it's cute and I appreciate it, but I can't wear this in public
>>14532557I don't wear clothes, you silly horse.
>>14532557It's not really appropriate for a man my age to wear-You know what, it's lovely.
>>14532557BUT MUH FRENCH AUTE COUTUREFuck you fluttershy
>>14532557Like them?Rarity I used to had all kinds of clothes, cheap ones, ugly ones, expensive ones, beautiful ones.But holy shit are those you made fucking gorgeous and so fucking comfortable. I love them.
>>14532564Why deal with something you don't like if you have the option to hide it?
>>14532562who's stopping you?
>>14532433>>14532449I assume you just saved this gif without knowing the source himself?
>>14532562Do you know any good fapfics?
>>14532544Well it's not like they have any time to use them. Or any reason.At best we could get one guard to take care of a main character for something and have him as a secondary character but even that's unlikely.
>>14532523I feel similar, though I don't really like the look of pony Flash, though.I thought it was sweet how he joined her in her terrible dancingThat's just from gifs though, I've still yet to get around to watching the movie, so I might be missing something that's been causing people to get upset about that scene.
>>14532529Because I can also empty a bucket of water on the street and then it will be wet too, completely without rain.Just because B follows from A doesn't necessarily mean it works the other way around, too.
>>14532579Because a lot of people on 4chan are wannabe elitists and everything that doesn't make them claw the skin from their faces is obviously only for casuals and beneath them.
>>14532568>>14532572>>14532576>"Good! Now, I have some more for you to try on. Take those off... slowly."
>>14532601>"I'm not a furry smut artist"-Atryl 2013
>>14532579Because I'm not a faggot who hides things jest because they can't deal with it.
>>14532589If a miracle ever happens and they do a Lower Deck Chronicles kind of episode focusing on background characters it might happen.Like a day in the Castle life from a guard pov.
>>14532562Wooooahh, you better step away from my waifu right now, creeper.
>>14532584I grabbed it from /gif/.
>>14532607This. Prudes are a plight. I'll be enjoying my freedom away from you,,plebs
>>14532607>>14532612I find this hilarious
>>14532612>"OH MAN SOMEONE IS THROWING SHIT AT MY FACE">"OH LOOK, I COULD JUST GRAB THIS UMBRELLA OR GO INSIDE MY HOME">"BUT I WON'T DO IT BECAUSE I'M NOT A FAGGOT"This is how you sound right now
>>14532584>2013>nto knowing how to get your own spaghetti sauce(att hhtp as usual) gifwithsauce(add.com as usual)/gif/13167/hulk-smash
>>14532596Maybe, but if there's a bad piece of literature, it means it's fanfiction. Eat shit.>>14532615>not drawing>everYou're literally a waste of space and oxygen. Even death is too good for you.
>>14532595>I might be missing something that's been causing people to get upset about that sceneNo, you're not missing anything.Twilight dances like a goofy pony and Flash joins her and it's kind of cute and sweet.I'd get a .gif of it but I'd have to go on Derpibooru and comb through hundreds of "FLASH STOLE MY WAIFU" pictures.
Pony went from a L to a XS in about a year
>>14532562You're going to need this
>>14532616I honesty think we'll never see that on the show.Really our best chance would be a comic about Shining Armor and his Guard Academy days.
>>14532646Sorry, when someone goes above a M, they stop being a person. Even if they go back down.
>>14532651That poor guard looks like he is suffocating.
>>14532651I wonder how the guard below feels about Princess Celestia and Luna disappearing
>>14532663>Ugh, Princess Twilight Sparkle's butt has grown a bit since her coronation but it's not nearly big enough
>>14532657Yeah probably not, but I think there's still a reasonable chance since he writers have shown that they're willing to try slightly less conventional episodes like the those two in S3 which were happening simultaneously but you didn't know until seeing the 2nd one.
>not protecting the sun
>>14532670>Twilight Sparkle discovering her royal facesitting duties for the first time
>>14532659This. There should be concentrations camps for lardasses.
>>14532676>not praising the sun
>>14532657Speaking of comics the second Shining Armor and Cadence issue did horribly. Same as the second Big Mac issue. At least the good news is that the EqG issue did by far the worst performance. It still sold some decent numbers (18k issues) but is still pretty damn far from all the other pony comics.
>>14532661>he doesn't want to suffocateLiterally shit.
>>14532688>Speaking of comics the second Shining Armor and Cadence issue did horriblyGood. Fuck them.
>>14532676/dsg/ pls noI'm trying to remain pure for release
>>14532676I'd rather reach for the moon.
>>14532688That's strange, the SA and Cadence comic was one of my favorites so far.I hope that bronies buying the comic wasn't just a novelty thing to do but that's probably the case somewhat.
>>14532696>the second Shining Armor and Cadence issue did horriblyFalsehood
>>14532676>not figting the furriesIt's better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself!
>>14532676Dark Souls a Shit.Hexen with a stat's system and modern graphics would make a better ARPG
>>14532705Man compared to all the other pony comics it had the worst sales numbers. Only 23K. Even the second Big Mac comic had 24.5k
>>14532711I'm still learning 3d programming but my goal after I get a good understanding of DirectX is to make a modern version of Ghouls vs Humans for free.
Oh hey, I need to go do some stuff. Do me a favor and watch this for me.
>>14532727>lesbian music horses>ever
>>14532711>encouraging programming loseryNo, I don't want that.
>>14532727pls MLPGmy dick can only cum so much in a day
>>14532738No, your dick belongs to us and you'll be a good boy and cum when we want.
Celestia approaches you and this [song] plays. What do?
big bed or tiny ponies
>>14532755Get dat ass up on da floor
>>14532729I'm watching it.I'm also touching it>>14532766Tiny ponies. That's a Celestia-sized bed.
>>14532755"Oh hey Princess, Have you seen Luna around? We were supposed to go play mini golf today.
>reading cracked because bored>some random article that has a part about fedoras>You could be forgiven for believing that the fedora just materialized on a dude's head one day, perhaps after he successfully inserted 12 separate "get me a sandwich" jokes into a single piece of My Little Pony erotic fan fiction. But the hat's real origin was entirely unrelated to Applejack and Gilda discovering their repressed loveOkay...I kinda want to read an AJXGilda fapfic now
IT WORKED IT WORKED
>>14532803but how are you typing?
>>14532803IT TWERKED IT TWERKED
MLPG sucks today. I'm gonna go ERP.
BEHOLDAm I missing anything?>Fluttershy/an/, /out/, /c/, /i/, /po/>Dash/asp/, /fit/, /k/, /lgbt/, /out/, /s/, /sp/, /trv/>Twilight/adv/, /co/, /g/, /lit/, /pol/, /r/, /sci/, /tg/>Ponk/b/, /c/, /cgl/, /ck/, /mu/, /r9k/, /s4s/, /toy/, /tv/, /x/>Rarity/cgl/, /ck/, /fa/, /gd/, /hm/, /hr/, /ic/, /soc/, /wg/>Applejack/an/, /ck/, /diy/, /fit/, /out, /sp/
>>14532819Applejack is also /d/.
>>14532819>twilight>not /vr/>not /d/
>>14532819Dash should be /co/ too
>>14532819>>14532823>>14532825>>14532833Just slap /d/ for all of them.
>>14532823>>14532840ᶰᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ᶰᵉᵉᵈˢ ᵃ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ
I thought you left sentenal?
>>14532823Wat?Applejack is tame like fuck, she probably saves her virginity for marriage
>>14532853Just her vaginal virginity
>>14532847YES IT DOESYOU STUPID HORSE
>>14532819>Twilight >not /a/
what is a nanaki
>>14532855Still not as lewd as Purple or Pink.>>14532863Twilight actually reads.
>>14532868A miserable pile of furfaggotry
>>14532855I hope notI don't like it when Applejack acts a little haughty and superior but then does shit like "not really lying" in TLR. Reminds me of Peggy Hill.
Do you remember "Ponies discover /co/"?Those were the days.
>>14532889NeatDoes anyone even still play that?
>>14532889Heh, I would play that.No one really needs that, though
>>14532766Tiny ponies. Their head is appropriately sized for that pilllow. They're just not very long.
>>14532876It has fur?Is it cute and fuzzy?
>>14532897Some do but it's just a fun small project>>14532898Ya
>>14532906>That>cute and happyshe looks like she's lost a cromosome.
>>14532872Purple is not for lewd
>>14532916Fine...Hey how about we go with the girls in Canterlot for a fancy night having fun?
>>14532916>Purple>not writing selfInsertXCelestia bondage fanfictions
MLPGI'M BURNING EVERYTHINGHAND OVER YOUR WASTE
Purple is the lewdest.
>>14532941>burning garbageWhat are you, greek?
>>14532955Purple IS the lewdest.
I wish that the pirate comic had a cool pirate song and that pirate song would be sang by the VAs and made an extra for the S4 DVD
Pony is really enjoying system shock 2
>>14532941>>14532966>purple will never bondage>purple will never use magic to get you off>purple will never transform your body into a monster to satisfy her twisted desires>you will never purple
I wish I had people to talk toI think I can feel my social skills slipping away
>>14532889that face looks pretty bad
>>14532659M in todays' society is a S and you know it.XXL is M
what a qt horse
So what kind of fetishes does purple have?
>>14533021what an ugly pony
>>14532996>purple will never transform your body into a monster to satisfy her twisted desiresI like TF but I do not like this
>>14533022BDSM, Bondage, Ageplay, Transformations, Rubbing her horn, Pulling her tail, Any of the princesses, Changelings, Tentacles, Growing herself a dick
>>14533022All the ones Applejack has.
>>14533039Like it matters what you thinkShe'll mindrape you into thinking you like it
Guys, help. I can't stop getting a boner every time I walk around Ponyville.
>>14533022>>14533039If you don't get off to this, you are unworthy of purple>>14533051Uff
>>14533064That's normal. You're fitting in.
>>14533047Don't taint purple with the odor of that background pony
>>14533069>green on blackMY EYESWHAT'S WRONG WITH BLUE ON WHITE, YOU ASSHOLE
>>14533082It's bad for your eyes, dickface. White on dark blue, masterrace.
>>14533087>not browsing the internet in sunglasses to preserve your vision
>>14533069What an awful theme you use, just use Tomorrow if you want something dark.
You know, I've never wanted to kiss with a girl or a guy or anything in my life. It doesn't click anything in my system.But yesterday I saw a normal picture of Bailey Jay's face with her mouth kind of open and I seriosly had to stop myself from kissing the screen.What the fuck, mlpg.Why
>>14533093Actually I'll take that back.Scent play is my fetish. I want to smell the musk of Twilight's enormous dick and her full balls.
>>14533103have you seen that lamia pic with celestia sniffing Luna's huge ballsThat's pretty unf
>>14533103>>14533110Mares don't have balls.That's why they're mares.
>>14533115>get a load of this guy
>>14533110Of course I have.Actually I have role played to it in a sexually way.
>>14533121>ERPingIf you're not EA, just go wallow in shame somewhere.
>>14532889Overrated: the game
>>14533115>>14533117>check a load of your privilige
>>14533127>most superior form of sexual stimulation>shameI don't think so~
>>14533134At least it's actually a game. That's a lot in these times.
>>14533149Still better than cookieclicker
>>14533097Bailey Jay is quite kissable.And fuckable.She has a cute dick.
>>14533154same shitnot real games
Excuse me Flash.How are you doing that.
>>14533172i know rightthese assholes probably think pac man is a real game
>>14533172>>14533187At least we'll always have CoD and Halo.
Pony creams herself while thinking of you.
>>14533203I know. She keeps sending me the videos.
>>14533097It's Bailey Jay, man. Nobody can resist him.. err.. or her.. or.. what does it matter.
>>14532886I remember it being unfunny, poorly written, and all around bad satire.And there were maybe a dozen people who gushed over it, because there was nothing else interesting going on in those days.
>>14533221She prefers female pronouns.
>>14533203"creaming" is such a cute term for ejaculating on things.
>>14532886It was a fun read
>>14533139>>most superior form of sexual stimulationBut that's rape.
Pony will do this for you.But you're going to owe pony.Big time.
>>14533172Do you interact with it? It's a game.
>>14533315I also interacted with your mom last night.So?
>>14533331Oh, come on, Anon, everyone's played that game.
>>14533263Not deaf, I'm just not a prude. They should just shut up and enjoy it while it lasts or at least ignore it, dumbasses.
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/3/10/267248.pngHow much I wish this were better drawn
>>14533403This is really unsexy.
That tvguide preview was pretty underwhelming. Aren't we supposed to be getting one from EW soon?
Apple Bloom made you apple syrup for your pancakes! Won't you try some?
ummguyswhere's the marker?
how goes the attention whoring mlpg?
>>14533446Pls anon, we're too ded to bait
>>14533449There's still problems with post deletion I think, so marker moving took a hit as a result. Just going to have to wait.
>>14533451We don't have Krautism.
>>14533407Hold onGloomy's a princess?
>>14533496Isn't she pretty?
>>14533496pricness of the beb
>>14533496sooner or later every single pony existing will be a princess
Is this funny?
>>14533499Yes, she is! Pony princesses in general are very pretty. Tall, slender... Not that I dislike chubby princesses, though.
You can go to Equestria but as the first human there you must reside with one of the princesses for three years while you're studied. You may choose which princess.
>>14533545CELESTIA PLEASESEE YA
>>14533545Luna. Celestia is my favorite, but she wouldn't have time for me at all, meanwhile Luna does nothing and is almost as knowledgeable and hot.
>>14533545I'm sure she'd be... thorough
I miss the dead drawfags. Many of them were cool.
>>14533545This is just like my fanfiction!
>>14533572They never died and never left, anon. They just began to see the error of their ways, and became one. They became Anonymous, adapting new, wonderful unidentifiable typestyles and discussing different things, never again shoving their clearly worn out art at the thread again.That's the cycle of life, anon. From anon to contributor to anon. That's how it goes.
time of ded
>Twilight is a princess>Everyone's fucking mad that she's addressed as oneI feel like this is just some sort of reality disassociation and that people are just upset because they're being reminded of it.
>>14533601Wait did people get mad that some buttfuck random BG pony from CANTERLOT that doesn't even know Twilight called her a princess?
>>14533601It wasn't that bad. Although, I have a feeling it's gonna get annoying for S4 episodes. Can't have an episode like boast busters or cider squeezy when twilight is a princess.
>>14533601You're partially right, that's why it upsets me on the surface, but on the other hand it also finally confirms that S4 is gonna have a fucked up balance and random episodes where ponies suddenly forget who Twilight is, just to have them recognize her again in the next.
>>14533620They'll all call her Princess Twilight and Your Highness in every episode.
>>14533572It's OK, anon. They're in a better place, now. Drawing better art. For better fandoms.If you really love something, let it go.
>>14533625But I thought McCarthy claimed S4 would go back to normal and Twilight's relationship with he friends wouldn't change.
>>14533625The writers on the show don't care anywhere nearly enough to have that sort of consistency just for the sake of consistency. But if it happens anyway, it's gonna be horribly annoying and a whole lot of potential plot ideas will have fallen apart because of it.
>>14533642BG ponies are gonna bow to her everytime she walks down the streets with her friends.
>>14533642My guess is this is gonna be another one of those carefully worded PR statements. Everything will be different but very strictly Twilight's relationship with her friends won't change, or however she worded what she said.
>>14533656well I guess it's not like we didn't already know McCarthy was full of shit.
>>14533590It rings very true!
>>14533572mewball chased them all away
I heard gayball posted his photos
>>14533590If only they weren't attentionwhores
>>14533572You miss cirlejerking?
>>14533687I miss art and original content.
>>14533590I can attest to this. This place is one of the things that killed my drive to draw.
>>14533687I'm not talking about the ones that were obviously drawing to circlejerk like kraut, mewball, sb, and lamar. I'm talking about the other drawfags who were drawing under that radar.
>>14533700if you're not a samefag, prove that you were ever really a drawfag
>>14533696Kraut ruined it for everyone.
>>14533700This place actually renewed my drive to draw and improve. I don't really have time to contribute anymore, though.
>>14533700>letting the internet affect youI think you need to log off and fuck off.
>>14533562Living with Celestia means living in Canterlot Castle. You are afforded a nice guest room, with some furniture soon built to your dimensions. Unicorn guards are assigned to you, and you are kept from leaving the castle at your leisure. Most of the time you'll be meeting with scholars and doctors and such. Occasionally Celestia makes time to speak with you privately over tea, and you begin to feel as if she's warming to you. But those moments are ephemeral, as she must attend to duties that she cannot have you present for. Not yet, anyway.>>14533563>>14533567Living with Luna, you are housed in one of the chambers of Luna's palace inside the mountain in Canterlot. You get much less sunlight as a result. Bat guards are assigned to you, and you are allowed a limited range within the mountain. Luna takes a personal interest in your progress, and frequently preempts the studies to poke and prod you with magic, often with painful and surprising results. She'll open up to you after some time, commiserating about feeling alone in a group sometimes. And you can't really appreciate the night if you never get out, so she'll have to take you sometimes.
>>14533720Because you are attending a crappy art school I bet.
>>14533745Where is Nasse these days?
>>14533739No, I tried to get into an art school but I was rejected!
>>14533656Seriously what?
>>14533739you say that as if it's a worse thing to do than post on mlpg all day
>>14533706I think those 4 mentioned ruined mlpg
>>14533748ERPing in the sub.
>>14533750Are you Hitler?
>>14533737Those moments over tea would be enough.I'd ask her if I could take a trip around the big cities, though.
>>14533748Dead. Crying somewhere. With kraut?
>>14533772So what is new today?
I think South Park is still one of the most creative and watchable cartoons today.Being made weekly really gives them a chance to keep things fresh.
>>14533787>South Park>creativetop lel
>>145336565$ we'll have an episode where Twilight breaks down and practically screams at the ponies of Ponyville to stop calling her Princess.Another 5$ that if that happens they''ll say as you wish your majesty.
>>14533712Don't forget about the tripfags who spammed the place up with contentless white-noise posts, until we gave them attention!
>>14533791>lelPiss please leave
>>14533799but that post is anonymous
>>14533787I really, really dislike SP, but that's just my opinion.
>>14533799Who is Kraut?Who is mewball?Who is SB?Who is Lamar?Who is Rediv?
>>14533787>creativeIs this a fucking joke or do you come from /v/ and praise the retarded console war parody?
>>14533799>tex is a cute teen trapunf
>>14533807>implying tripfags don't anon to white-noise
>>14533799I miss then old day when everyone in MLPG was anonymous and it was about making memes and macros, but then drawfags and tripfags arrived and ruined everything.You are now aware of the fact that most contemporary MLPG posters think that is actually true.
>>14533827It's always someone else's fault.
>>14533827I don't actually think many people believe that. I feel like most don't really care, and it's just a vocal minority trying to enforce this belief, as always.
>>14533817You can cherry pick shit you don't like from its many seasons all day long, but it breaks norms.King of the Hill had an episode where a Walmart reference moves into town and starts driving business away. South Park had an episode where Walmart is an evil entity.King of the Hill tells a good story. South Park is creative.
Pony wants help dressing for a job interview.
>>14533868>South Park had an episode where Walmart is an evil entity.That doesn't sound very creative at all. I mean, that's already the case!
>>14533841Leth is that you?
So how old are the mane 6? 18+?
>>14533893Faust answered on DA already, there should be a few screenshots going around.
>>14533658>>14533688>>14533711>those goddamn filenames
>>14533892Woah! How did you know?
>>14533893Old enough in horse society to live alone without being questioned about it.Assigning human years to them is nonsensical though.My headcanon is their childhood is shorter so by the time they're an adult physically they still have a lot of learning to do and as a whole act a little childish.Or adults acting like children. I guess that's not too weird for cartoons.
>>14533852>being this much in denial
I miss watching Ugly Americans and Futurama with /co/
>>14533893In my headcanon they're 19-21 with AJ the oldest and Dash or Pinkie the youngest.
>>14533893All I know it's canon that Fluttershy is a year older than Dash
>8 days 19 hours.
>>14533944Than PinkieShe's an year older than Pinkie
>>14533944>>14533938Thanks, works for me. I'll just have to remmeber to make fluttershy be a year older.
>>14533950Assuming it won't get leaked which it most likely will...
>>14533841Was there ever any doubt?
>>14533938I could see AJ being older than her friends, I guess it's her responsibility for the farm. Rarity seems older for the same reason. You would think it would take time for her to get her own shop like that. Or maybe her parents are just loaded.
>>14533932That needs an edit with this face.
>>14533956>not having pinkie as Jorgi
>>14533961>Sweaty, moaning Spike>His hand between her thighs
I always assumed flutters was the oldest, and dash or pinkie were the youngest
>>14533968Well she's also in Ponyville, a pretty small town so it can't be that expensiveShe also kinda has a shitload of money thanks to her ability to find gems so there's that.
>>14533971Yea i thought about it but i thought maybe it would be a tad too predictable. But i can change her passport to similar to jorgis, the joke is her passport cant spell"What is the purpose of your trip?: ”I'm checking out the amazing chocolate factory!”Duration of stay?: ”Until I'm done eating all the chocolate!”[Check passport, name says Ponka Dimitri Pie] What is your name?: ”Pinkie Pie!”[Check passport again, name says Penk Pi] That's not what's on your passport: ”Oh, my passport isn't very good at spelling, it's not his fault.”
>>14533984There is that, isn't there? Even though they seem as common as rocks they have to have some kind of value considering the way they're treated.
>>14533590Yep, totally true. I went back to being anon. I'll still draw for you guys when new content comes though. I hope.
>>14533998Well seeing how that tiny small gem bought a fucking industrial drier and most likely all the other shit in the clubhouse for the pets yeah.Really all the other ponies goddamn stole the gems from Spike. The CMCs were the only ones that actually got a fair price for that.
>>14533995>Scan pinkie pie>she is smuggling in party equipment>DETAIN>she still somehow comes back the next day
>>14533981>cock banging nanaki's assbuthe would like thatespecially his dickgirl version
>>14534002Maybe i can have her reach her hoof into the passport like breaking the third wall and scuffle her name quickly thus causing the change.>>14534015That's similar to another dialogue tree she might have:What is the purpose of your trip?: ”Fun and good times!”Duration of stay?: ”For as long as there is fun!”… Are you in possession of illegal drugs?: ”The only drug I have is smiles and happiness!”[Stamp reject, call security] These stallions will take good care of you: ”Oooh, this sounds exciting!” [Pinkie is dragged off]
>>14534014that small gem may have been worth more than the others. One of the large gems could have been quartz or gypsum, and that small one could have been ruby.
>>14534034They never said they rented it.But they said that they paid for it so I guess it's not conclusive enough to say they bought it.
>>14534015>scan pinkie pieBut where would it show up on the scanner? Pone don't have clothes.
>>14534079This is pinkie pie. a cannon would probably show up in her tail and half a serving tray of sweets in her hair
FUCK MY BUTT
Pone's butthole is on fire!
>>14534099I like it!
>>14534107looks fine to me
>>14533868South Park isn't creative, anon. Covering current events isn't creative. Don't confuse topical with creative.In fact, they started covering current events all those years ago because they ran out of original ideas. They're like an animated version of political cartoons. "Those Fuckers, Our Shit: The Show."
>>14534000Go attention whore someplace else
pony should pony pony
>>14534126>Covering current events isn't creativeI gave you that example specifically to show how they cover current events in a creative manner, not how it is creative because it is topical.
Anyone seen Spaerk around?I want to brag, but can't seem to get hold of him.
>>14534142I'd pony Celestia.
>>14534153brag about what?
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE WEIRD AL CAMEO
>>14534174He's gonna be Starswirl!
>>14534121>Suggestive curves on a smooth, featureless crotchunfI want to hotdog that pony.Fluttershy would probably hold still until I finished.I would cuddle her afterwards for being such a good sport.
>>14534163A small personal life goal I just achieved that has nothing to do with pone or drawing, but he's the only MLPG drawfag I talk to these days.
>>14534188Oh, grats then. I have no idea where he is.
>>14534184>>14534174My dick.All this build up about what an amazing pony he is and he turns out to basically be Pinkie Pie's lost great grandpa.
>>14534206Partystan is not a real country
>>14534132MLPG is dead without new content
>>14534206>Partystan is not a country
http://challonge.com/ascensionisfightVote!Round 2:Cadance vs Celestia: http://strawpoll.me/693837Luna vs Twilight: http://strawpoll.me/693838
>Tara has seen the other VA's butts
pony just bought a $50 hdmi cable
>>14534215That's what you think. It always leads to more circlejerking.
>>14534229I automatically read "you will never"
Pony proclaims herself your queen
>>14534224What am I looking at.
>>14534229I wonder whose butt is the cleanest
>>14534153I talked to him yesterday. He's probably just busy right now.
>>14534248Peter New stays exceptionally clean because he's just that kind of suave gentleman.
>>14534252My sister bought an $80 DVI cable a few weeks ago.
>>14534252>pony have any sense of monetary value
>>14534252Well it's Fluttershy and the Geek Squad got to her.She also payed 400 dollars for them to instal drivers on her computer.
pony really digs you man
>>14534274Fluttershy is my favorite pony. I'd do it for free.
>>14534246Celestia looks so swan like.
>>14534265I hope it was like 30 foot because she needed it for some kind of cool setup she's doing.
>>14534279>you will never fix Fluttershy's plumbing
>>14534287Can't wait until we have 9 swans.
>>14534294I went to my local barcade recently and some people who don't play video games came in and said "wow this is just like the big bang theory!"I'm not kidding
>>14534201Jailbait is too busy tricking poeple with his "depression" to get more attention
>>14534307why are they swimming in semen
>>14534308Did you ignore them?
>>14534293Nope, 3 feet.To be fair she said she just bought it so she could use her computer while she waited for one she ordered online to arrive, then return it.
>>14534307Only Celestia and Luna look swan like. Celestia the most.
>>14534308>barcadeI'm fucking jelly
Being an Alicorn is overrated.
>>14534322Oh. Well, as long as she understands the return policy.
>>14534304>0r0's fursonaGoddamn even Nanaki's is less painful to look at.
>>14534320yeah, we did
>>14534254OK, I guess I'll just wait
>>14534323It's painful to walk around a mall these days, especially in a newbury comics or some shit.Why the fuck is angry birds so popular anyways? It's essentially a substandard flash game you have to pay for.
>>14534332>he couldn't become an alicorn
>>14534355All other smartphone games are also substandard, most of them are even more awful than Angry Birds.
>>14534307Do you think Twilight Sparkle is a bit disappointed that they're reusing her Element of Harmony crown as her princess crown? Do you think she was hoping she'd be coronated with a different one?I mean, that crown is a national treasure and 1 part of 6 for their super weapon. Surely it should be in storage with the other five elements while Twilight wears another one.
>>14534338I guess Nanaki never drew porn of your fursona without permission.
>>14534355>Why is angry birds so popular?he asks in an mlpg
>>14534387>Surely it should be in storage with the other five elements while Twilight wears another one.That would prevent all the brilliant episodes and movie from being built around her losing the really fucking important crown.
Pony says to says to says to says to says to to to to to-[Pony has encountered a fatal error and will now shut down]
>>14534387Before it was in her house, the elements were kept in storage and the two times they were needed theyA: Had already been stolen from storageB: Were unable to retrieve them from storage before being overwhelmed by the enemy
>>14534426>still no manga about two pegasi swooping down and picking up an earth pony for some DP funThe story writes itself!
>>14534442Reboot pony. Again.The newer models can't come out soon enough
What if Spike ate the elements of harmony?
>aren't you just the cutest
>>14534426It was cute when she looked all confused as to why Twilight was upset after she farted.
>>14534453Hmm. So you're saying it might actually be better for them to just be out in plain sight so they can get to them quickly and see if they're stolen.Maybe the others should just wear theirs at all times then.
>>14534473then he would become super saiyan spike
>>14534476HI HI HI~
>>14534462>that MegaSweet picture
>>14534490That princess is so mean sometimes.
>>14534519>Starswirl in his No Princesses Allowed Circle
>>14534355It's the first time someone took a Crush The Castle game and overlaid it with cutesy things and put it on a phoneAnother classic case of "they were the first to do it"It just clicked with kids and adults who don't usually play games
>>14534528>Pinkie will never crush every bone in your body with her gigantic ass
>>14534519how would celestia even know starswirl to tell him to make friends when she was born long after him
What if we staple the elements on the ponies?
>>14534355Its a mixture of marketing and luck. They just happened to hit the right market during the iPhone / Smartphone craze.It's not the first time where something "unorginal" became more popular than the initial product it's emulating
>>14534525Can you blame him? She's just so bad at being nice.
>>14534567I don't think they would like that anon.
>>14534567It's probably mostly the jewels, right? What if we surgically implant the jewels into the ponies. Then they can't lose them.
>>14534583Fine we'll just glue them to the ponies.
>>14534581It's probably because she's such an ugly princess.
>>14534598Those ponies are very messy.
>>14534598>You will never eat a whole chocolate cake with Pinkie Pie with just your hands/hooves and your mouth
>>14534581>>14534625>lunafags trying too hardpathetic sight
>>14534595>They use them for the first time since surgery>Rainbows burst out of their chest>Blood and fur everywhere>Villain feels pretty okay though, little messy
>>14534599don't you know what glue is made of?
why are they so fucking smug
>>14534625That's probably part of it, yeah. We should just do away with her permanently.
>>14534648Hmm. Maybe I didn't think this through...
>>14534595It's only respectable to have your jewels remain on you.
>>14534656A lot of synthetic stuff that's not horses since we live in the 21st century?
What if in season 5, the main 6 had to acquire the elements of fetishWhich pony would have which element?
>>14534652imagine sucking through a fluttershy straw while she cries
>>14534652You know, I've always been moderately annoyed by all these fluttershy transformation pics.But that's the last straw!
>>14534698I think she is just getting pulled through a straw
>>14534692>PurpleAll of them
>>14534692twilight - magicrarity - generosityapplejack - honestyrainbow dash - loyaltyfluttershy - kindnesspinkie pie - laughter
>>14534684>14534692what sort of technology does equestria have though?
>>14534692Can a pony even have two elements?I think background pones would get the elements of fetish.Lyra Element of XenohiliaSnails Element of Hyper Dong, and so on
>>14534656Hoof clippings are gathered up. You can actually buy "Organic Hoof Glue" from a spa.
>>14534730Rumble Element of not for sexual
>>14534719That's not fetishesAnd laughter isn't a goddamn fucking element.OH YEAH LET'S MAKE FUCKING HONESTY A FUCKING ELEMENT. YEHA. MAKES TOTAL FUCKING SENSE. 20 FUCKING YEARS TO FIND THAT FUCKING LAUGHTER IS A FUCKING ELEMENT.
>>14534692Dash will acquire a tiny magic feather that had the element of timeFluttershy and Pinkie would both get two halves a coconut with no particular powers but that Pinkie swore also had the element of fun.Twilight would conjure up some more jewelry for herself and Rarity that were the elements of Science and Fabulosity respectively. And Applejack would find a golden apple that contained knowledge of all the elements in the universe. And she would eat it.
>>14534743Element of for sexual*
>>14534749Nigga you a horse.
>>14534753You're just jealous because your edgy element didn't make it.
>>14534749>horses>caring about peopleI thought teh "down with molestia" thingie had died down long ago.
>>14534749I never throught about it, but I guess I was a victim of sexual assault when I was youngerIt wasn't much, and didn't really influence me.
>>14534738okay you win this time anon
>>14534756>Applejack eats the macguffin>Oh fuck what do we do?>Don't worry twi I've got an idea>She bends over>Raises tail>Rainbows shoot from her anus like so much fiber>Villain goes down screaming-Gross gross don't let it touch me oh god oh god!
>>14534753If I was starswirl and I was alive when the mane six was alive and see how twilight advances, I'd unleash magical hell upon Equestria>Dedicate my entire life to magic>lol no you don't get advance because of no friends>Yeah and stuff like Honestly and Laughter honestly matters, hahahaha.Fuck you sunhorse
>>14534749>using cartoon characters for your stupid agenda
>>14534753twilight - einsteiniumrarity - goldapplejack - ironrainbow dash - neonflutterhsy - tinpinkie pie - helium
>>14534749How do you know so much about humans, Fluts?
>>14534799...You're officially worse than Scrubbing Bubbles. I'm taking your ponies away for achieving such a feat.
>>14534749glad you understand
>>14534793sunhorse didnt make the elementsexdeath did
>>14534738It would be funnier if hoof clippings were considered a biohazard and thrown out, and ponies would make glue out of them like that guy made soap in Fight Club
>>14534799>Applejack Iron>When Dash is the Iron Pony
>>14534799>Pinkie can summon helium at will>It's pretty fun for her parties having everyone speak in a squeeky voice but for some reason everyone likes to take naps during the party now>Weird right? Maybe she should tone it down if everyone's getting tuckered out>A couple of them are still napping from a party yesterday! The sleepyheads
>>14534801Researching human sexuality is Fluttershy's hobby.But it's not just google imaging 'human penis' until 3 o'clock in the morning. Sometimes it's telling strangers about how much you learned about rape.
>>14534819fine hereit's the only pony I've got
JUMP UP MAKE A SOUND
>>14534799derpy - lead
>>14534850And your AJ goat. I said all of them
>>14534856That's a cute pony, be a real shame if anything happened to it.
>>14534856Ah shit, are we getting more ponemerchant?
>>14534850That is a mighty fine ponyYou seem to be doing alright for having just one
>>14534839Does she discuss weird theories and fetishes on the ponynet anonymously?
Your insistence on non-sexual ponying just makes it sound like lady doth protest too muchI bet you have a stash you're not telling us about
>>14534856I'm starting to like this pony,And I really like your lewd. Say, would you accept not a big lewd request with Twilight and Celestia?
>>14534713I want to see more silly idle ponies.
>>14534910You can't get any sillier than Applejack though
>>14534879Yes but only to like-minded individuals in a non-judgmental environment. She particularly enjoys documentaries containing reenactments with real life humans. She has quite the personal collection now.
>>14534861Fine, fine! You got me.Here's my AJ.
>>14534918But other ponies can still be silly. If the couldn't they'd stop being ponies and turn into straight up horses.
>>14534951Horses are silly creatures too though
So I just finished EvangelionI feel like I just got molested by a chinese cartoonwhat the fuck was that
>>14534943you know I'm just going to call the police now.
>>14534919I should mention she takes her personal library very seriously. They're sorted by race and gender of the humans interacting and tagged for the actions and tools they use in the video.
>>14534875yes>>14534907Not now, I still havent finished Rara and Celestia
>pay 100$>get thisspeaking of overrated artist who think they art worth 10x more than it shouldWhat kind of selfish prick you need to be. I can't grasp it.
Why aren't you a pony yet?
>>14535008It's a donation right? No big dead.
>>14534978YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
>>14534981>Not now, I still havent finished Rara and CelestiaWell the you better to finish it quickly~~
>>14535008Man, that's nothing. I donated to starving African children years ago and the little niggers never drew me anything.
>"Hi you've reached the residence of Marker and Gloomy We can't come to the phone right now, or season 4 is started and Gloomy is too small to reach the phone! (Ha ha, real funny...) Anyway leave a message after the boop! BOOP! hee hee."
>>14535018No, just lots and lots small dead
>>14535013I am sure we ask that very question on a daily basis here
>>14535008Sweetie BelleI mean Rarity actually teared up at this. The perspective is off and the anatomy doesn't even make any sense.
>>14535032WHERE'S THE MONEY MARKER. WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MONEY?
>>14535032Marker your 3 months behind on your rent. If you don't get it to me by next week I am going to have to evict you.
>>14535026thats cause all the money went to the warlords and the children images are of those who have long died.
>>14535032Yeah, this is Night Thread headquarters, wondering why the FUCK you haven't come in in the past few days.We've been dedbebqeqpep as a doornail!
>>14535032>"Hi, this is the Bank of Pony calling in regards to your recent credit card purchases and possible fraud. Did you, Marker, Pony, by any chance purchased an XL butt plug in the past week?"
I'm glad Gloomy will disappear forever once season 4 starts
>>14535043plus the only got 2 legsinb4 "it's her style"
>>14535080How big is she right now?
>>14535080>foreverHiatus 4 4-ever
>>14535080she wont disappear forever she will just be put out to pasture with the rest of MLPGs former OC obsessionsShe will enjoy the company of coke pone and coleslaw pone and grumpy gus and etc
>>14535085Almost as fat as Dash
>>14535008It's a donation, not commission
>>14535080She'll just be filly sized anon
>>14535064Well then why haven't the warlords draw me something? They owe me for my donation. I'm entitled.
pony wants babbys
>>14535080>he thinks S4 is going to change anything
>>14535119oh my gosh
>>14535168I think it would be fun to have her in your lap and tiny watching a new episode one day and for her to be big enough to ride a week later.
SEASON 04 NEWS EVERYONEhttp://press.discovery.com/media/ugc/press/My_Little_Pony_Episodic_Storyline_Ep403_11-30-13_FINAL.pdf>“Castle-Mania” — Twilight and Spike are sent by Celestia to the ruins of her old castle for research, and unknown to each other, the rest of the ponies find their way there as well. Meanwhile, trap doors, secret passages and a dark presence known only as the Shadow Pony await them, on “My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic,” Saturday, November 30 at 10:30 a.m. ET/ 7:30 a.m. PT on the Hub Network.Also, the Princessess HAVE PROMENANT SPEAKING PARTS
>>14535080Gloomy can't disappear. She doesn't know that spell.
>>14535192Twilight and Spike make out session in a haunted house
>>14535192>all of the ponies go, not knowing that the others are thereShadow Pony confirmed as all the ponies.
>>14535192I wonder what would compel each of the rest of the cast to go there individually
>>14535245Their horse sense
>>14535192>Castle Mania.Brothers I feel a rumble about to go down in the jungle.
>>14535192Twilight has an old castle?
>>14535245I would hedge a bet that Celestia sent them all but didn't tell them she was sending them all to the same spot.Because she's an asshole again!Just like season 1!
>>14535192>princess>still taking orders from sunbuttok
>>14535269Oh come on, we're not getting into a huge grammar argument again are we?Celestia's castle.
>>14535227Sounds about right.Because no little girl wants to watch a show with actual villains..
>>14535192hmm. There's something different about the place...
>>14535192>sent by CelestiaShe's alive
SHEEEIIIITThe rush to mine the moon as begun.http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/11/131113-lunar-property-rights-bigelow-nasa/http://www.bigelowaerospace.com/IT'S TIME
>>14535296Little girls could not care less
>>14535290Bad grammar confirms this is a fake synopsis.
>>14535297It's day time?
>>14535304>implying it's not "celestia's skeleton"
>>14535314that's true, they're too busy wishing they were princesses
>>14535044>>14535067>>14535069>>14535052This paints a very very dark image of Marker and Gloomy.
>>14535308nothing will happen
>>14535308OH SHIT IT'S BATTLEZONE IRL
>>14535192>mlp with scooby doomite b cool
>>14535317>Bad grammar confirms this is a fake synopsis.
>>14535304What if they were all sent...By her ghost!?
>>14535192>Twilight and SpikeOh man I wanted all the p>and the rest of the ponies find their way thereI hope they give some pretty good and hilarious reasons for that.i mean why would AJ be there for example? Whatever YES ALL THE PONIES> Meanwhile, trap doors, secret passages and a dark presence known only as the Shadow Pony await themHYPE HYPE HYPE
>>14535308Mines... ON THE MOON!
>>14535330They're busy being kids and not worrying about some out of context comment
Question.Why does Celestia's old castle have trap doors and secret passages?
>>14535347SHUT UP BUTTON, DON'T MAKE ME GET BIGMAC TO DISLOCATED YOUR JAW AGAIN!
>>14535192Why would Celestia send another princess to do grunt work?
>>14535359>out of context
>>14535372Because it's fun
>>14535192Why does Twilight have her own Summer Sun Celebration?
>>14535323...Close, but not quite. The castle is definetly being accessed at a different side.
>>14535372To kill intruders and thieves of course
>>14535372Tis where dangerous times in equestria.
>>14535372Well why do people have traps inside their forts in Dwarf Fortress?Why do people build moats?To have sex in them, dummy.
>>14535372It was more of a vacation house, so she went kinda crazy when planning everything out.That said, it's probably the best possible place for nerf wars.
>>14535376Why would Celestia send Cadence and SA to the crystal Kingdom and not go themselves when they already raped Sombrero's bitch nigger ass before with ease?
>>14535385I suppose, but why let something fucking haunt your place too?
>>14535388or maybe they've just reanimated it
>>14535192http://youtu.be/IXZ9J_0aPMwTowai growth spurt
>>14535297>>14535388A lot fewer trees.Everfree confirmed for defeated and razed?
>>14535401Dude the castle's been abandoned in the everfree for a 1000 yearsanything could have moved in
>>14535401Because it's disused and no one cares for it anymorethat or it's just the ponies scaring each other and there is no spooky
>>14535388IT'S A TRICK OF THE LIGHT.SWAMP GAS.SOMETHING!It's been how many years now, you think they would just copy paste the ruins?
>>14535408>tfw some people here thought the artist of that picture didn't actually draw it
>>14535409About fucking time those dumb ass ponies did something about it.
WHY DON'T THE LUMBERJACK PONIES JUST CLEAR CUT THE EVERFREE
>>14535372Is there a 777 door? Will Twilight and Spike have to find the right amount of money to open it?
>>14535408I imagine Twilight would wear a one piece with lots of sun block while staring into tide pools the whole time.
>>14535409>>14535388There are no towers in the spooky forest version.There's no front door in the daytime version.
>>14535388oh wow, way to rip off Dark Souls 2 Hasbro
>>14535426Because it would just grow back.
>>14535426There are no lumberjack ponies. All the Canadians are already griffons.
>>14535388Have a wallpaper
>>14535442I wonder why they didn't just use the old animation, wait for the sun to come up, and then refilm it.
>>14535456Damn thing doesn't even have a roof, nice butts though.
>>14535474T Hey were used for support in older structures
>>14535456Something something ruins in Elder Scrolls.
>>14535474Spike is not for sexual
>>14535456that's a very pretty castle
>>14535474>spike's soft squishy tail
>>14535493>>14535494It looks like there is some disagreement.
>>14535503>spike's soft squishy tailhole
>>14535483sounds like a plan
>>14535507>Twilight's princess hole
I like they are actually using the old cadtle againalso we get to see the nmm battle again, in the exact same room no less, except it's celestia's version
PONY JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>14535507THIS SHOULD NOT AROUSE MEGODDAMNIT BAREBURNED
>inb4 the everfree castle becomes twilight's castle
>Hasbro uses this opportunity of exploring a ruin full of traps and dangers to totally not make tons of D&D references.
Do black people lactate chocolate milk?
>>14535500you should draw itwith an alternate manestyle
>>14535542it's kind of obvious due tohttp://derpiboo.ru/467172The castle is in the same place
>>14535523That's a very satisfied sound.
Sonic Rainboom TonightGet Hyped
>>14535560You want me to draw that castle with a horse mane? Anon, you silly.
>>14535561It better fucking not. I though it was confirmed she was gonna stay in the treehouse.Luna's castle would be my guess.
>>14535571Easily one of the best episodes.
>>14535581Draw a pony...With a castle mane.
>>14535551Why does everyone use Impact?
>>14535542>twilight has her own goddamn castle>the princesses had only one in a millennia
>>14535581Draw Pinkie as a bouncy castle
>>14535591You want Comic Sans, motherfucker?
>>14535561>flying buttresses>three main windowsThat's not a castle, that's a Christian cathedral
>>14535192I wonder what Luna's role in the episode will be. Will she be at the beginning or the end of it?>>14535542And what of Golden Oak Library?
>>14535456Is it just me, or is TWILY's mane different?
>>14535607>The sciency pony that doubted pinky sense is now a minister.>My Little Pony: Vegitales.
>>14535607>worshipping>in the middle of the everfreeENJOY DEM DARK POWERSKALI-MA, KALI-MA
>>14535600I prefer Gill Sans.
Well if it is going to be her castle, at least it's near ponyville.
>>14535610Its a treeshe translplants it to her castle courtyard
>>14535610why couldn't it just return to being a library?
>>14535589I know right? The rainboom rescue is one of the best Action Sequences in the show.
>Twilight's castle in in the Everfree.>More Zecora episodes.
>>14535610>And what of Golden Oak Library?It's under the management of Princess Twilight Sparkle's new student and 7th Element of Harmony.
>>14535591Because it's the meme-font Anon!
>>14535641Fuck, that got me sentimentally.>tfw no qt drgn gf
>>14535650And best pony
>>14535640Isn't that kind of Ponyville's property? Can Twilight just steal public buildings and that's ok?
>Twilight aquires a castle>Stonghold references aboundCANT PLACE THAT THERE M'LORD
>>14535641That's a pretty hot concept that more artist should explore.
>>14535665I wish I could fucking report you for this
>>14535669A public building thus property of the crownor crowns, in this case
Why are people hoping for a plethora of pop culture references? That's the reason the comic sucks.
If Twilight is moving out, will Celestia release the original librarian that's been trapped in her dungeon since season 1?
>>14535640>>14535677why are you still so pained about twilight
>>14535677>yfw Celestia and Luna make her master of coin. dealing with Equestrias raising debts
>>14535681Because people are dumb and the only humor they're capable of understanding is referential humor.
>yfw AJ becomes Princess of Apples