I hope you won't mind if I say,I'm smitten by your smile~Old smile: >>14511504
~Do you think we both have a chance?Can we even get by?
I'd kiss blue pony.
uhhhhhhhhhh first?
>>14514623Go back to kindergarden
>>14514630I wanna play the flugelhorn!
http://i.imgur.com/JwfdW6B.jpg
>>14514628is that where i learn to be faster?
>>14514647>Twilight wants to see your secret hugging
>>14514646No.It's where you learn to be less of a dumbass.Also nice dub-dubs.
>>14514645>Twilight will never dress up your penis as you pretend to be annoyed by her antics
>>14514625I did?Cmon man it's just a single lewd pic, and far more extreme than I usually go because it was a gift.
>>14514653>saying I can't say first even as a joke>says nice dubsdo you just be a dick for sport?
>>14514645That is cute.
>>14514658It's just a troll, manignore it
>>14514625>he showed so much promise.
>>14514633You can play the flesh trombone.
>>14514661No. I suck dick for sport. Wayyy different.
>>14514666He never does.
>>14514671>he showed so much promiseAnon must be kidding! He probably doesn't know he started drawing just because he wanted people to like him.
>>14514606I want to shower this pony with diamonds.
>>14514671>>14514685don't you have something better to doh right
>>14514658Why couldn't you keep it in the old thread? You are not samefagging are you?
>>14514690Neither do you considering you're here defending this sob
we ded as fuck
I wonder what it would be like having a pet that could talk
>>14514701You look different today pinkie.
>three horses alive at the same timeIs /mlp/ dying? The oldest horse went into autosage more than 5 hours ago.
>>14514712Not even sb attention whoring faggotry can bring life to this ded as fuck horse.
>>14514699>If you aren't a hateanon you're defending themoh your logic, I love how many holes is in it, like a fine swiss cheese
>>14514713Like being a slaver.
>>14514713Awkward. I'd have to kick my cats out of the room every time I want to masturbate and even then they could hear it through the door.
>>14514724I'd eat fine cheeses with pony
im still high on oxy so what should i draw for you all mlpglewd is a-ok
>>14514736Pony all touching anons weird human butt.
>>14514736Celestia in her bathtub.Up to you if its lewd or not.
>>14514736mewball draw yourself sucking off sb
any of the ponies doing thishttp://vimeo.com/77111226
>>14514731I'd love to meet pizzapony or cheesecake pony
PONY VERSION WHENhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLXVinyXjgA
>>14514731right, just change the subject. typical.
>>14514736sweaty rarity sitting on fluttershy's face
>>14514753>scarf>socks>that fang>those eyeswhat even is this?!
>>14514760I'm not that guy, I just like cheese
>>14514739how about human touching pony buttand which pony
>>14514751>cheesecake ponyI would eat this pony.
>>14514741Why bother drawing it? He does it daily.
>>14514770Look at their ears, they are obviously batponies.
>>14514776I'd eat them out
>>14514772What a rude horse, talking with her mouth full. And she's usually so polite.
wow anon you're so cool ;)
>>14514790shut up, loser
pony wants to marry you
>>14514776Pony is not for digesting, no matter how delicious she may be.
>>14514798What a coincidence, I want to marry pony!
>>14514798Pony, we just had our first date. That's a bit fast, no?
>>14514787
Warchief Flintlocke.
>>14514804B-but.. no hoof-holding before marriage, Anon.
what pone will this beit can be a boy or a girl i dont really care
>>14514857BOYMAKE THE BUTTHOLE BIGGERPLEASE
>>14514753>>14514770>both of them have batpony tuffs and eyesI dont understand
>>14514857it will be a lickety split boy
She should really cut back.I might draw pony buttholes another time.
>>14514858>>14514860lickety split w/ a big butthole ok
>>14514863sighalright
>>14514857Make it a guard pone.
>>14514873you were too late sorry
>>14514815Hmmm.What about mane brushing?
>>14514863That is one depressed looking Rarity.DrawBigMac Autoerotic asphyxiation
>>14514881
;_;
>>14514886Oh no, and Celestia's dead, too!
>>14514886Snow WhiteYou know what you have to do Twilight.
>>14514886Angel is dead?REJOOOOOOOICE! REJOOOOOOOICE!
>>14514886In the storyboard preview, was Twilight wearing her crown when it showed NMM show up?
>>14514893Yes.
>>14514899Probably been said before, but I'm gonna say that this might be from the flashback part thenLeaking just those out of context can cause a big stir
>>14514890One does not simply kiss an angel
Don't you hate it when everything seems like it's going to be okay and then everything turns into shit and you want to kill yourself overnight?
>>14514910But what about Celestia?
>follow a blog because cute rarara>it's pretty young and doesn't have a lot of posts>posts about a friend of hers pretty much whoring herself out on skypeinto the trash
Who draws good pony anuses
>>14514912at least if I'm crying and eying my gun I'm not laying on the floor wondering what I'm doing
>>14514888>>14514916trying too hard brony lunafag
>>14514935you know that guy got some major pussy game
>>14514941*Translation*"That guy owns a large number of cats who hate him"
>>14514941The sentenal?
>>14514618We'll make it if we try.
>>14514935what do those posts have anything to do with luna
>>14514886PRINCESS IS DEADLONG LIVE THE PRINCESS
>>14514912>tfw you just know your gf is going to leave you>tfw you want to kill yourself when it happens because there's no point to living>tfw you don't want to make her feel guilty when you do>tfw you're going to have to slog through another few months before you can kill yourself
>>14514952Is your gf a pony? If not, I do not know this feel.
Twilycorn is just a cheap Madoka ripoff.I guarantee S4 is going to document her travelling throughout time stopping other ponies who became unicorns from transforming into witches.
Can I pull it off, MLPG?
>>14514950Undead princess?
>>14514956Your penis? Yes, I think you can and should pull it off.
>>14514956we want pantyshots, now!
>>14514956you would think that wearing socks and boots all day would make their feet sweat and stink
>>14514960Sorry Anon, their skirts always point down.
>>14514963>helping Twilight take her socks and boots off for the first time>she wonders what that musky sort of smell is>you tell her about her sweaty, smelly feet>she gets super embarrassed
alzheimer is worse than aids and cancerprove me wrong
>>14514957>s04 two parter final>twilight lost to main vilalin>suddenly sun rises>ethereal projection of Celestia in the sun>"Remember who you are">twilight goes super sayian
>>14514965Excuse me?
>>14514965>paying gems to just get a higher multiplierAnon are you well or do you have like a billion
Look at this threadIsn't it neat
lickety splits big dumb horse butt:http://i.imgur.com/zfstWsb.png
>>14514977It only takes 2 gems to get the best multiplier, and you can get more than enough from killing changelings in Canterlot.
>>14514981Cool. You're too cool, Hops. Whatcha been doing, being cool?I like it.
>>14514981hops plsplsmore like http://derpibooru.org/245171?scope=scpea7e9af4ca662f55fa5f4caca1308aa6a311662b7
>>14514982I can never get enough of the right element shards to keep up with the changling thingsPlus I don't check my phone everyday
>>14514974rape is worse than all of those so you're wrong
>>14514981WHOATHAT'S NICE
>>14514981Hey HopsYou never drew celestia.Could you please?
>>14514983being a student, being intoxicated>>14514984feel free to request it next time im around
>>14514986But Alzheimer is fucking terrible and my father had it.I fear that I will also get that shit later.
>>14514998will dokeep being great
>>14514997hmm, i'll draw her at some point!! but not tonight, i gotta get to bed, sorry
>>14515007Tomorrow? please
>>14514997http://derpibooru.org/245575?scope=scped3a0fae4d083121afa08a285cc2fe7855a5887c2
>>14515009don't be sad princess
>>14515008if im around, surejust make sure you have something specific youd like to see, request-wise>>14515009that one doesnt count
>>14514985Here's what you do anon:1) Take all of your Ponyville shops and put them together in one big group so you can tap them all at once.2) Make sure all of your ponies are working somewhere, and that the shops generating the most revenue have two ponies working there.3) Don't go tapping the disguised changelings right away. They build up the longer you wait.4) Complete any open quests you still have, adding more shops and ponies as necessary. Be sure to play the FREE balloon pop game daily, as it hands out shards.You'll start amounting a large collection of shards. Laughter shards are the most frequent, so you can dump any extra ones into the Stone and get money for it. Magic shards are the rarest, so save them for when they are vital (aka when you have to activate its Stone).Once you have at least 100 of each shard (with the exception of Magic shards), go back to Canterlot and start killing changelings, but leave a few trotting around. This is important: very few of them will spawn if there are none already there, but if you still have some, the spawn rate goes up.Changelings will spawn more frequently than Parasprites, do not interfere with your city unless you provoke them, and drop gems more frequently than Parasprites.
>>14515016Hops have you drawn gagger before?
>>14515016It does too count.because it's hot
>>14515020>gagger
>>14515020wtf is gagger
>>14515016You should draw more anthro ponies.They look super nice in your style.
>>14515025Meant to say Gaffer.
>>14515018I know about keeping the shops all in one area, but I'm mostly stuck with quests that require a shit ton of gems to finish.I'm working on getting my ponies to work
bbbeeebbb
>>14515030Which quests?Also here's a handy guide to gem prices, should you ever get that desperate.
>>14515041>buying gemshaha noI'll never be that desperate to get past them. Right now i have to buy some restaurant and Aloe
>>14515029okwhos gaffer>>14515027i had a few experiments a while back, probably will draw some more again, sometime
>>14515052>>14515016>just make sure you have something specific youd like to see, request-wiseSure, I do have something in mind! Thanks
>>14515044Ah.Have you considered watching the in-game advertisements for gems? It's not as fun but it works.
>>14515041>6.6 cents per gemwowsuch bargainmuch savings
>>14515052>whose GafferThis qt nerd friend of Shiny's from the comic.Just look at him, with his natural socks and little stripe. He's just crying out to you to fill him up with dicks.Will you be the one to deny him his destiny hops?
>>14515061>gayfags
butts
>>14515070smells
>>14515073good
B-but butts smell like poop!
>>14515057I always milk those dry, trust me. Im not really worried about a game that can't really be completed
>>14515086Understood.One more tip: you earn gems from gaining levels, so unless you're already at 70, collect from your shops as often as you can.
>>14515091>no spoilerraramuff unf unf
>>14515091uh saineshouldnt you likeimgur that or something
I'm sorry mlpg but I've abandoned you for wowg
>>14515096>implying anyone here is a report geek
>>14515095>>14515096Yeah I forgot. I'm pretty tired and a little pissed off.http://i.imgur.com/EHei3hZ.png
>>14515101>implying
>>14515104mmmm ponut
I'm so lonely
>>14515108I'll stay with you, Celestia.
Pillow Time
http://derpibooru.org/471664If this doesn't get you hyped for S4, nothing will
>>14515123good night saine
>>14515108Celestia episode about how being royalty is lonely and her disguising herself as another mare when
>>14515108angel ;_;
>>14515123Night, thanks for the stream
>>14515123Goodnight, thanks for the pic
>>14515130That's absolutely dreadful.
>>14515130Thanks, I guess nothing will.
>>14515130I'd love to see her face after a year of lifestyle changes and exercise with me, when she's standing in the mirror and I show her the before picture.That kiss would be electric.
>>14515137did celestia eat angel?
>>14515144But Anon, what if she likes being that size?Why would you want to take that away from her?
>>14515144Well if she likes it, I'd find a non-crazy girl to date.
Pony says it's not your fault.
>>14515155woops>>14515151
>Meghan uses Celestia as a cheap dramatic trick>againYou know what they about jokes being repeated over and over. Same applies here.Sure, there are bad writers on the show. But there is also McCunty.
>>14515155>liking being heavy makes you crazyIs that you, gRoss?
They should just kill Celestia honestly. She hasn't even been involved since s1 ended.
>>14515165>Liking being unhealthy makes you crazyThis is true.
>Trixie will never appear againKill me now.
>>14515172>heavy>unhealthyBoy, are you wrong.
>>14515174Fuck off Seth>>14515170A dedicated to her passing episode could be really good, actually. Even as Celestiafag I don't mind.
>>14515175I'm not saying heavy is unhealthy. There are NFL players that weigh 250 pounds and spend 4 hours running and hitting people.But that pinkie is fat, not heavy, and fat is unhealthy.
>>14515174Gladly.
>>14515181>fat is unhealthy>Boy, are you wrong.
>watched equestria girls>skipped the human bits>only watched pony bitsMy body is ready for season 4
>>14515180>CelestiafagOpinion disregarded.>>14515185Well maybe after FiM is done.
>>14515188Some people consider "healthy" to be "not at risk of dying currently". These are the people that consider fat people healthy.I consider "healthy" to be synonymous with being able to run a mile and meet the average weightlifting standards.
>>14515194They're going to air EQG right before S4, so we can all enjoy it again
>>14515197>healthy>adjective>having good health : not sick or injuredYour definition is incorrect.
>>14515197So, you would consider someone who has tonsilitis to be 'healthy'?Regardless, the lifestyle of someone who is overweight or obese is not healthy due to problems that are demonstrably and commonly associated with being overweight or obese. Take it from someone who is currently recovering from spinal surgery to fix a herniated disc caused by being overweight.
>>14515203Okay fine, from now on I will stick to calling fat people unfit instead of healthy. You are correct, fat people are healthy because they're not dying(sometimes).>a girl that likes being unfitstill crazy
>>14515209Take it from someone who...Actually, this isn't ponies any more, lets just agree that you're wrong and get back to ponies.
>>14515213>healthyunhealthy, even
>>14515200Why would I want to watch it twice? The first time was enough.
>>14515195>OpinionThat was a statement, You are Seth and therefore you are the massiviest faget ever.
>>14515215>anthro>manface>piercingsGo away.
>>14515222>every Trixiefan is SethEvery Dashfag is Rainboom Crash?
>>14515214Oh.Yeah no sorry, there's an evolutionary reason that obesity is fucking disgusting to everyone who isn't mentally ill. It's evidence of a lack of self-control/discipline and the cause of numerous health problems.Your liver may not currently be melting, but it's certainly slowly suffocating; your feet aren't currently dissolving from necrosis but you're working towards it, you fat fuck.Seriously. There is, in actuality, not a single good thing about being fat.
>>14515222hahaha, jokes on Seth, we're just ironic about our horse love right guys?right guys?
>>14515230Heres one good things about being fat: Apparently it makes it easier for me to stay on topic
>>14515237>Nonymous>Talking about on topicoh boy here we go
>>14515237'kay. Go ahead. Personal liberty and all that.I'll be over here improving myself.
>>14515248Please Anon, stop trying to make threads all about you, it's not right.
>>14515257Do not respond.
>>14515257Gilda would be healthier than Pinkie in real life because she works out and Pinkie doesn'tPinkie would naturally die earlier, puts a larger strain on the healthcare system, costs more than average, is at larger risk of sickness or injury, her heart would have to work harder to supply blood to her muscles, and she would most likely feel social anxiety as a result of these issues.All because she can't resist a piece of cake. And that is why Gilda is better than Pinkie.
>>14515272Gilda a shit
>>14515225>have a taste for magic pone but can't say it without being called setheh
A DRAMA QUEEN???
>>14515272Gilda is a bitch thoughAnd Pinkie Pie is a fun and caring pony that a lot more ponies like being aroundI THINK YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING HERE
>>14515295>fun to be aroundyour headcanon pinkie is fun to be around. she's canon annoying.
>>14515303No, I'm PRETTY SURE the whole of ponyville is of the opinion that Pinkie Pie is fun to be around
>>14515303DASH A CUNT
There need to be more hornjobs.
>>14515313No, her being annoying has been used as a plot point several times. >dash running from pinkie>pinkie not respecting personal space and not understanding no and burning a poor depressed mule's book of memories>pinkie's simple talking being used to torture AJface itPinkie a shithuman Pinkie would be even worse
>>14515345
>>14515325>dash running from pinkieDash a cunt, and when she stopped running she had a full day of fun with Pinkie>pinkie not respecting personal space and not understanding no and burning a poor depressed mule's book of memoriesAnd then she reunited him with his lost love>pinkie's simple talking being used to torture AJThe whole situation couldn't have been resolved without this happening. This is like saying that immunization is bad because it makes babies sick.Pinkie Pie isn't best pony, but she's a solid #2
>>14515359>The Cakes barely trusting Pinkie with their kids>Pinkie starting a war between the buffalo and the ponies>Implying reuniting him makes up for embarrassing him in front of everyone and burning his property, when he probably would have run into her anyway, what with being in the same townPinkie could have even reunited him WITHOUT doing what she did.She's just really a terrible pony.
>>14514606Wow so bluedash. 7Meta9me
http://derpibooru.org/471730Good to see Crookedtrees-style tryhard grimdark is still hanging around.
>>14515417so deepso economical
>>14515417get itthe rope is indicating suicide3deep
>>14515429
>>14515417Gotta love the tearstreaks as the only indicators of any emotion whatsoever.Putting emotions onto faces would be hard.
YOU CAME IN ME LIKE A SHREKING BALL
>>14515417>injecting this much edge into drawings of a little girl's cartoonInternet, bronies. Just wow.
>>14515429What will she even do with all that paper?
Liking Celestia and Luna at once is impossible.
>>14515453People who don't prefer Celestia are untouchables
pony wants to know who are jews why are they so hated
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI_mwl3QcYA
>>14515473superiorhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RLHRZ0370Q
>>14515480yeah, but it does not sync with gif as well
>>145154681% of the nation controls one third of our nation's wealthand most are jewishit's just jealousy, nobody would care if they were just white guys
>>14515473>>14515480We Mario now?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB1BwD7xmM0
>>14515496Sure.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8PDJAJcAL8Galaxy dabess.
>>14515507http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvH5BTOf2qkDamn right it is.
Would you let pony extract your progenoid glands?
>>14515507>>14515511>PC isn't powerful enough to emulate GalaxyYou guys are going to make me go buy a Wii.
>>14515530Do it and hack that bitch.
>>14515511http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC9KTnTNeeEI honestly doubt Mario will ever be this good again.
>>14515530Do it.And get Brawl so you can play some Project M.
>>14515537I dunno, man. 3D World is looking pretty good.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLOKVABfrzw
>>14515537>>14515511>>14515507http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXfkDzeNko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDMSGXteCMc
>>14515549It just looks like a bigger 3D land, and I wasn't the biggest fan of it. I'll play it, but still.At least the possibility of another Sunshine like game is still there if fans ask for it enough.
>>14515513Pony would have to implant them first
these little "x" buttholes are the cutest things.I wish pones were drawn with them more often.
>>14515593>no genitalsick!
>>14515231>hahaha, jokes on Seth, we're just ironic about our horse love right guys?>right guys?I've got your sarcasm, yes. You think you are so clever, huh? HUH?!Difference between Seth and us (despite your implication) is that we do not visit fandom-related forums and do not fill it with weird, obsessive creepypasta regarding weird sexual desires to cartoon/fantasy characters. What is happening in our fantasies and dreams and what we discuss as anon here is one thing, and totally different is to discuss weird and sick stuff under a name. Seth made this mistake and now it will haunt him forever. of course I do not expect a scenario where he goes to job application meeting and the dude says "Oh hey you are that guy who wanted to fuck Cynder, we don't need such creeps like you, fuck off!", but anonymous and internet never forgets.There are exception for 4chan and mlpg as well, though, like Mewball or Tex, who explicitly stated their weird sexual obsessiveness with horses (and their plushies with holes), but that just an exception.
beb
PONY AND PONY PONYING IN TREEP-O-N-Y-I-N-G
>>14515610>creepypastaI lost it at that.
>>14515655Looks very creepy to me. Have you read that stuff he wrote?please don't
>Ponybot: HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE, WILL ANY SPECIAL ATTACHMENTS BE REQUIRED?
>>14515655Trixie did nothing wrong.
>>14515610>>14515655>>14515670The funniest part is that he's like a 5-foot-nothing manlet of a person
>>14515673Lightning Dust did nothing wrong.
>>14515676>he's like a 5-foot-nothing manlet of a personhaah what
An urn celestia has appeared! It will grant you one wish, however that wish has to be butt related.
>>14515673Trixie was bullied.
SPIKE MICRO
>>14515680He is very small in stature
>>14515683I wish if I drew an anus it would turn into a one-way portal between Earth and Equestria for 20 minutes.
>>14515692It was pretty boring and mediocre to be honest.
>>14515683I wish that whenever I lay my head on a pillow it turns into her butt
>>14515683I wish for her butt to be free
>>14515683I wish all the earth ponies in equestria will now have taste buds in their anal sphincter, the same ones they currently have on their tongue.
>>14515692It was pretty fun. 6/10 on a scale where EG comic is 0 and 10 is Rarity micro.
>>14515716That doesn't mean they're actually connected via nerves to the brain. Also shit doesn't really taste like anything.
>>145156921. Rarity2. CMC3, Celestia4. AJ5. Pinky6. Spike 7. RD8. Twily9. Butterfly butt
>>14515683I WISH THAT MY BUT AND ANYTHING CONNECTED TO MY BUTT BE TRANSPORTED TO AN EQUESTRIA THAT FOLLOWS MY HEADCANON AND WHERE THE MANE SIX WIlL BE GOOD FRIENDS WITH MY BUT AND ANYTHING CONNECTED TO IT
>>14515730I'd but AJ over Celestia.
>>14515692Rarity=CMC>Celestia>TWilight=Pinkie=Spike>AJ>>>the other two
>>14515722>shit doesn't really taste like anythingI've never tasted shit, but that can't be true.
>>14515740How can one person be so wrong?
>>14515747I don't know. How do you do it?
>>14515740>Celestia>TWilight=Pinkie=Spike>AJThis is so wrong.Celestia > Pinkie = AJ >> Twilight > Spike
smug pones
>>14515770
>>14515767Sorry man but the truth is that I disagree with your opinion
>>14515770What about 'em?
>>14515778why are fillies so unf
>>14515808>you will never break every single finger on Lyra's new hands mere minutes after she's finally figured out the spell to grow them
>>14514975>ethereal projection of Celestia in the sun>"Remember who you are">twilight goes super sayian>"Equestria, lend me your strength!">she misses
>HAHA WHAT A RETARD WHY WOULD ANYONE SPENT THEIR TIME FAKING SCREENSHOT>NOBODY CAN DO THAT IT IS TOO HARD, TAKES TOO MUCH TIME> LEL FAGETSure thing autists, sure thing:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_5-NLctYk
>Cliche>BadWhy is this allowed?
>>14515847The animation is pretty obviously not professional, but a screencap from that could totally fool me.
TRAILER WHENI NEED MUH PONE
>>14515847It's very clearly not real
It's 2AM.Do you know where your pony is?
>>14515867
>>14515881My pony is safe and sound sleeping in my bed.
>>14515890Oh shit! Anon! There's a fucking horse in your bed!
I take it the Entertainment Weekly preview hasn't dropped yet?
>>14515881Awake and sipping coffee with me because she doesn't live in Australialand
>>14515881>Do you know where your pony is?pony is off having a good time
>>14515902Nope.It'll probably drop around 12PM.
Pony has a confession to make.She secretly wants to be really lewd.
>>14515847I want this to be real. More DT&SS is always good, and picking on cripples is even better.
>>14515913Thanks. Is that in 1 3/4 hours? I'm not American, so I'm making a guess at the timezone here.
>>14515901No, Anon.That is not a horse, that is a pony.A cute, pink, sleepy little pony.Get your shit together, for Pete's sake!
>>14515915
>>14515920not ponut enough.
>>1451592545 minutes left.
>>14515916Yeah, fuck the handicapped
Pony sings a song about how much she misses her home and family.
>>14515867I want to wpssssh it
>>14515916The audio is very real, you should know that, Anon. The animation was just done based off the-I'll just stop there.
>>14515932Oh, neat, guess I may as well stay up then. Thanks!
>>14515920I could fap to it
>>14515929Dammit anon you can't keep farm animals in your room! It's cruel! Horses need large paddocks, not your tiny little room!He's going to tear up your mattress with his hooves!
>>14515908>fanon edgy pie>piercing>degeneracy>anthroI hate furries.
>>14515915Fluttershy plsYou can be as lewd as you want>>14515942I'm just assuming, but it's a safe bet.I only know because Nintendo Direct is in that time too
>>14515939I've been staying away for a while, not really keeping up with ponies. the hiatus does strange things to people.If you wish to inform me, go for it.
>>14515932Nintendo or S4I think this is an obvious choice.
>>14515952>degeneracyWhat are you, 60?
>>14515945B-but.. pony likes me.. and I like pony.. and this place is big enough for her.. w-where's the problem..?
>>14515959Both?
>>14515952Go to bed, grandpa
>>14515963or from /pol/
>>14515957Nigga it's from the S4 storyboards shown at Comic Con. I mean I understand why would you leave for the hiatus but not check for pony news after the SDCC? Come on.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szJboWgMN_4
>>14515973How about you get the fuck off my lawn? And stop stealing my apples.
>>14515964Anon! You stole a horse. It tracked mud through the whole house and it shat in the corner of your room.You need to deal with the reality of this situation.
>>14515975Between work and rehab, I've had little time to check up on ponies. Also, I mostly just watch the show and talk about new episodes when they come out. Otherwise, I'm not on anything pony related too much.Thanks though.
>>14515990You should also read the comics
>>14515987Pinkie has a really weird sense of humor sometimes.
>>145159751:53+>I've seen enough hentai to know where this is goingApplejack gets another terrible song too, and all those clapping autists.Looks good so far.
>>14515987>You will never be in that situation where you're walking with your pony friend through town and in mid-sentence their tail raises and they shit without stopping, doing it entirely unconsciously.
>>14516008>Apples to the core>TerribleNigga I'm not an AJ fag, not even close but that song is at least good.Not great tough
I've been ponying for far too long.
>>14515975>return of nightmare MoonMy.Dick.
>>14516014Why is that turning animation so funny.
>>14516028It does seem to be a flashback anon. And it's in the premiere so get ready for that part on the 23th
RARITY>RAINBOW DASH>TWILIGHT SPARKLE>FLUTTERSHY>PINKIE PIE>APPLEJACK
>>14516014OKThat HAS to be fan madeBut it's high qualityBut it looks fakeButButARGH
>>14516014This looks like fan animation.
>>14516041>rarifagOpinion disregarded.
Celestia needs a spanking
>>14516046>>14516047It would be way smoother if it was from the show.
>>14516041>Twilight is third>ponka is fifthMaybe if you swapped the two around
>>14516046It's fan animated using the animatics as baseRetard.
>>14516046>>14516047Read the thread.>>14515847
>>14516021Tell me about it.In 23 days the first pony picture I saved is going to be 3 years old.
>>14516041>Rarity on topMA NIG>Rainbow Dash THAT CLOSE to RarityI'LL KILL YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP
>>14516066...why would someone bother to make that? Practice?
>>14516037Sweet.Now I'm excited at least for the premiere. Hope season 4 turns out okay. And I hope Rarity gets an episode or 2.
Oh no, it's Equestria rutting season!
>>14516014>filename
>>14516081Well we know one of the Rarity episodes broke Tabitha.Also that episode may or may not be the one that was almost the same as Katie's original script for the Rarity micro
>>14516082*unzips dick*
>>14516085broke Tabitha? how so?
>>14516098we don't know. We just know that one of the episodes written by a new writer broke Tabitha. That was what was said by the show staff, that's all we know.
>>14516098I think she broke down into tears.
>>14516100That loo should stop being so sad
>>14516106We know that Tabitha had an episode where she had to be three characters at the same time. I think that's the one that broke her because of ow much she had to do. And maybe because most of the time she just kept talking to herself.
>>14516100HEY EVERYONE SCOOTALOO IS CRYING
>>14516100Does scootaloo live on the edge?
>>14516118Neat, who all does she voice? Rarity obviously.>>14516100>sadsongandslowzoomin.gif
>>14516118Yeah, inspecting sources now (I found an mlpforums info dump about SDCC) I think you're more along what really happened.I figured Tabitha was always crazy, just mediocre at faking being normal.
>>14516134RarityLunaGranny SmithSome other ponies She's very talented.
>>14516133Man. That's a really bad idea.
>>14516134We don't know. The 3 characters at the same time thing came from a VA panel at a convention. Fancypants/Iron Will and Big Mac's VA said that when saying how amazing Tabitha is.
>>14516130Here this should help you*giggle*
>>14516134Tabs voices pretty much every speaking side character, and then some.Granny, Pearl (Rarity's mom), Cloudchaser, Luna, NMM, Gravy Train, others I'm missing.
>>14516134My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - Rarity (speaking voice only), Granny Smith, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Photo Finish, Mrs. Cake, Pound Cake, Derpy Hooves, Philomena, additional voices
All I want is Sweetie singing for real.
naughty fillies
So s4 is going to start very soon. Are you excited? I am. It will mark the beginning of the end for circlejerk central that is mlpg.
>>14516170I want a duet with Sapphire Shores
>>14516170Her VA is growing up.What if she doesn't crack anymore?
>>14515848fucking magic horses
>>14516177>It will mark the beginning of the end for circlejerk central that is mlpgThat's cute that you think that
>>14516182Put a dick in her mouth
>>14516177>he actually thinks that the fetishes and the circlejerking will endLel.>>14516182She doesn't anymoreBut Sweetie's speaking VA will be doing Sweetie's singing now (it used to be AB's VA who did SB's singing)
>>14516177/mlp/ will actually be alive again?The shitty fetish and tangentially related generals will be pushed off the front page with show discussion and speculation?Screenshot dumps will begin again?
>>14516190who said anything about fetishes
>>14516177you sound new
>9 days
>>14516192Yes, no, no, god no, yes
>>14516190Claire can sing? Why was I not informed?!
>>14516198I disagreewe've had idiots doomsaying the end of mlpg for more than a year
>>14516182She can train herself to do voice cracks
>>14516182>>14516190We have to accept that with her VA getting older Sweetie kinds of ages too; they have to grow out of voice cracks eventually.Although I secretly expect they caught on to how much people like it and will force it occasionally for extra cuteness.
>The Spike Micro is essentially an MLP take on a South Park episode "Simpsons Already Did It"Coincidence?
Hey guysAre we gonna Christmas card to the writers?
>>14516177The circlejerk will intensify when popularfags return.
>>14516210link to an instance of this voice cracking?
>>14516210but forced cracks aint cutethey're just forceddash doesn't crack anymore either>>14516217MLPg can't do projects though.
>>14516208But can she train herself to do butt cracks???
>>14516217http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkn6Df9qpT8
>>14516207Actually mlpg has been dead for a long time. Is just that you are just too naive to see it. It's sort of cute, however, pathetic.
>>14516224Hey, I'll run it I guess. I just need to know if people want to first.
>>14516219that means new drawings
>>14516238a g-g-ghost general!?
>>14516206They can all sing to an extent.https://twitter.com/IanJames007/status/331240901387120642>>14516222You want an instance of Sweetie's voice cracking? Sure.I think she does here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C97LL_tLl9AShe also does in her yelling at Rarity I think "whole LIFE".
>>14516239Just like the 3rd Draw Event?
>>14516238>mlpg is dead>as I post in it currentlyDoes being retarded hurt?
>>14516240Yes the return of attention whores.
>>14516206I think Tabitha said that she can sing great but she was too shy to do it till now.
>>14516239Sure. I can't draw, but I could try.
>>14516249You don't seem to understand what dead entails
>>14516240That means more drama and samefagging. Oh joy.
>>14516224As long as they don't over do it you wouldn't notice it. All it means is they stress their voice on a high pitched syllable.
>>14516251What about you, what do you do?
>>14516247I guess?I mean all I'll realy be doing is putting it in one picture and sending it.
>>14516263attack people for having fun
>>14516263Spread the truth.
>>14516265the joke is that no one did anything for it so no one is going to do anything for this one either
>>14516242http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTdueVxwk4
http://derpibooru.org/471183
>>14516269then you're as bad as them
>>14516271Cutest thing ever.
>>14516270Hey, it started out good. Most of that was my fault for not announcing it in the general.
>reading the comics
>>14516269Spread the vagina instead
>>14516282>not watching EqG at least once
>>14516278awful
>>14516278I like cute and playful sex talk.
>>14516286Not funnyDon't even joke about that shit anon
>>14516286Oh, that reminds meI was gonna finally watch that today.Should I stream it later?
>>14516283>implying I'm redivCome on.
unf unf corruption unf
>>14516293Sure.
http://derpibooru.org/471822I thought palcomix's web host banned all under age content
>>14516297
>>14516280>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0kMaJNlBUs
>tfw Netflix now has EqG streamingwhy must everything be terrible
>>14516293What time is later? I've yet to watch it, so I might as well join you if I can squeeze it in.
>>14516296you've got so much sand in it
>>14516301that coltcock is far too small
>>14516303Nah, it's not cute when it's a bulldyke doin' it.
>>14516302Oooh, the changelings are corrupted fairy ponies? They had magic because fairies, wings because fairies and could change form to hide and blend in with nature.But something caused the entire hive to be corrupted. I like it
>>14516270>collaboration projects are dead>drawfags will only be interested in joining projects with popular tripfags in it>project turns into a circlejerk and eventually they lose interest
>>14516302REDEMPTION IS SHITSHE'LL BE TURNED INTO A GENERIC PRINCESS WITH BUG WINGSCORRUPTIONCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/11/13/471823/large.jpg
>>14516312>wanting stallioncocks on colts>ESPECIALLY on PipsqueakYou're the worst kind of person
>>14516318Discord dumped an inkwell on Chrysalis
>>14516325It's shit.
>>14516307Uhh probably in about 7-8 hours? Whenever I get back from classes.
>>14516326Who is SB?
QUICKLYNAME ME A SHITTY FANFIC WITH LEWD
>>14516326>liking tiny babydickspedofags pls go
>>14516327A magical inkwell of evil and corruption?
>>14516278Pony that won't even fit in my mouth
>>14516333Cougarity!>shitty
>>14516333Your mom.
>>14516322>tfw the next time chrysalis appears on the show she's going to be redeemed and a brand new toy of redeemed chrysalis comes out two weeks before the episode
>>14516331Isn't in 8 hours when the marethon starts up?
>>14516333http://www.fimfiction.net/story/97190/
>>14516333http://www.fimfiction.net/story/74051/1/one-drink-too-many/intoxication-domination
>>14516301When they're furry animals it does't count.
>>14516333Like Fine Wine
>>14516326>>14516312Horsecocks must always be between "wow, that's real big" and "holy shit, let me worship that" It's canon
>>14516325>palcomix Stop. Stop right now
>>14516348Oh.Shit.I dunno, I'll figure something out when I'm back.
>I will never have enough money to pay the VA of Callie from Ugly Americans and the VA of Trixie and Sunset Shimmer to do lewd recordings and pay animators to make a flash out of it.
>>14516202>implying people give a shit about fetish generalsThey burn out one by one.Rip in hell Milky shite.
>>14516354Is that the one with aged up doubledicked Spike an Rarara?For some reason that whole "dragons choose when to cum" thing ruined it for me
>>14516346DON'T SAY THAT
Pony just got ganked, why aren't you counter-ganking for her?
>>14516368So mlpg will burn out?
>>14516368>They burn outno, they either get explicitly forbidden (Milky Way) or they keep going forever (big pony general, TF general, colt cuddler general)
>>14516379Because mobas are shitPony is shit for playing mobas
>>14516368What about TF General?It been on /mlp/ well over a year
>>14516370>dragon hemipenisI never saw the appeal unless you had one above the other.You could definitely find a use for that.
>>14516379I assume that your image got swapped with a two white phantoms and one host ganking a black phantom.I'd just use my hacked save and one-shot BS them with a +15 crystal greatsword.
>>14516395>I never saw the appealWell, if you can cum with each one separately... it could be very interesting to experiment, like orgasm right after orgasm or at the same time double orgasm or non-stop cumming one after another (one is resting while another is "working") etc...
>>14516379Ponk got gonk?
>>14516349>>14516350nooo these arent bad enough. I mean shitI'm looking for utter shit
Is anybody else here a pony?
>>14516399
>>14516384>they keep going foreverFurfags should be kicked out.
>>14516402But you would probably want to use both at the same time.So you would need to tilt your pony sideways or something.
>>14516402The orgasm isn't necessarily tied to the ejaculation, Anon.
>>14516408not yet, but I'm hoping to convert by the end of the year
>>14516402I think you mean refractory period
>>14516408I rode your mother like a pony.
>>14516408shhh I'm trying to keep hidden
>>14516415But you're my mom
>>14516410But muh popularfags!
>>14516414Ref.. what
>>14516410>>14516420you guys are both idiots
>>14516408P-pony? Where?
>>14516413>>14516408>>14516417Traitors.Slightly related, that conversion bureau fic was absolute garbage>>14516421http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period_(sex)
>>14516404whyhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/142272
>>14516322Chrysalis ponies?As much as I want them to be canonically corrupted I don't want them redeemable. Chrysalis should be far too gone.
>>14516302I actually really like this idea. But I want a thorough back story which I know Hasbro will never deliver.
>>14516422>don't like opinion>call everyone idiotsLel
>>14516428yesss, this is perfect I need something funny to practice my speaking skills with
>>14516424
>>14516436>uses "lel">uses "muh" or "furfag"confirmed for idiot
>>14516429Why not a flashback ep with old chrysalis? She'd get a backstory and still be an irredeemable villain
>>14516442It's a bit like denial. Unf
>>14516445Would you prefer I said furry?It's pretty clear many of the piss are into MLP because it has furry characters, not for the show itself.
>>14516445Don't responding to it
>>14516428>Fimfiction link>That banner>Fluttershy and Twilight are looking at Rainbow Dash in the background, all in costume, they are blushing profusely at Rainbow who is clearly in something very cute and lightly blushing>It looks lewd>Holy shit that banner is cute>There is a source buttonUnfortunately it's safe for work but still really cute.
>>14516460Gildas sweaty paws
>>14516462>Don't responding!Fuck!
>>14516460>still calling it "the piss">implying half of mlpg doesn't appreciate the show for the furfaggotry>>14516462I can't stopit's just so dumb I can't let it be
>>14516462What an idiot
>>14516462HEY! Is that Queeblo?
>>14516471>implying half of mlpg aren't the pissDigging a deeper hole.
>>14516446This could work but I don't think the setup would work.Chrysalis could probably be played creepier if we didn't know her past. Unless her corruption was more from making terrible choices and becoming a monster through her own actions and inner desires and less another evil corrupting her.
>>14516480whatever you say, bro
>>14516487>using bropiss confirmed
>>14516487It's already been confirmed you are an idiot so ,therefore, whatever you say doesn't matter
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/132576>fanfiction based on fanart based on greentext
>>14516482>Discord, Sombra, the nightmares, changelings and more are from a primordial time where life was just forming and death had no meaning.>They are all basically elder gods>That is not dead which can eternal lie.And with strange aeons even death may die.
Would anyone mind for a stream of Equilibrium and Terminator 2?
>>14516523Depends if I like you anon.
>>14516523oh by the way it's AFTER the Marethon
>>14516526I'm just some random anon, I'm not popular or popularly hated
>>14516535That'll do pig. That'll do
>>14516527>MarethonI can't imagine this as anything non sexualWhat have you done to me mlp fandom
>>14516508>cum inflationWhat.
>>14516541
>>14516551Furries.
>Rosalina confirmed for 3D WorldWelp. Need to get a Wii U now.
>>14516551the natural result when you have one pony absorb mass from several other ponies and dump it all in to a single receiver
>>14516558it's not even a furry thing
>>14516546Oh shut up and grow up and go fuck some ponies
>>14516560>buying any console>2000+13
So many that feels when.
>>14516592When she gets her very own lower horn
>>14516592>s04 ends with mane 6 going their seperate ways
>>14516592I liked Dash since Read it and Weep, so I'm hyped.
>>14516592>tfw no bf
Rainbow Dash joins the Wonderbolts, forever.
>>14516603>S5 is a long journey by Twilight Sparkle to reunite the elements of harmony and take down someone who has sealed away both Luna and Celestia
Laggy applebloom
>>14516592I don't know if my heart can take much more.
>>14516638human poses
I hoping for an episode where the Mane Six revert back to fillies and the CMC have to take care of them
>>14516652Wait shit I don't mean fillies I mean foals.
>>14516649
>>14516665
>>14516652I want a fucking beach episode. One day...
>>14516674Anyone have the screencap of Ponka reading a newspaper on a couch?
>>14516657>>14516652Keep your creepy fetishes to yourself.
>>14516674
>try using 日本語のかな in the ponify addon> ãã¬ã¼O-okay.
>>14516665those are two different emotions
>>14516692AGE REGRESSION IS NOT CREEPY
>>14516703it totally is though
>>14516703Its pedophelia. you're a pedophile.HONK HONK>from twallet
>>14516698No, it's just lazy animation
>>14516592>feels>old people who are supposed to be professional using 4chan memesughhhh
>>14516715Both singing scenes take the same amount of effort, the poses are just handled differentlydon't you dare compare it to the Simpsons intro change
>>14516705You're creepy, you know that?>>14516714But what if you want to be turned into a little filly, is that pedophilia?
>>14516680>>>/a/
>>14516726>old peopleWe young, hip kids?
>>14516690Do I ever
>>14516726she probably picked it up from reddit or facebooklike how easily your parents pick up chat speak
>>14516735YES!
>>14516740>2012i could point out the million errors in this but this guy draws a ton, i am sure he has improved since then
>>14516739
>>14516740>anatomy
Mob ponies episode when?
>>14516739shit, that looks so bad
>>14516770I'm sorry, do you want a hyper dick drawing instead?
>>14516792I'm not that guy, but I'd appreciate one
>>14516792No, I want Celestia with unbroken bones.
>>14516774>that lack of action from the fucking Firing Tommy Gunshit like this ruins pictures for me
>>14516774Something something trigger discipline
>>14516803Youa re just incredibly picky
>>14516807she's actively firing the gunI think it's past the line of "trigger discipline"
>>14516810picky for quality, sure
>>14516807Dude, she's firing the gun.
Giant Rosalina
>>14516821>>14516813and it looks like shit
>>14516828is she a pony
>>14516813>>14516821Only because she was hoofing the trigger like a pleb
>>14516828Cat Rosalina
>>14516816Let me see your art then? Oh wait you don't do shit.
>>14516792Yes please. On a mare looking inviting and wanting.
>>14516854You don't need to be a professional chef in order to tell you're food taste like shit
>>14516774>we could have had 40s gangster Diamond Dogs>But we didn't
we ded
>>14516913about as ded as scoots' parents
>>14516866No, but theres a difference between being an adult and disliking poor quality food, and being a whiny little brat who won't eat her vegetables.
>>14516913I found some growth/hyperfanfiction and I'm busy masturbating
>>14516940>>>/ponychan/
>>14516950Is it any good?
>>14516913Bronies, injecting the edge into children's shows.
>Today, there are people who attempt to create "tulpas", or thoughtforms, of their own for company; the process involves imagining a being so vividly that its presence can be felt, and it seems to speak and act on its own. A number of web sites explain how to create tulpas of this sort.By the way, where did all those idiots go?
>>14516957I'm enjoying ithttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/118867/horizons-special-talenthttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/119180/a-drunken-vow
*Touch fluffy tail*
>>14516983
>>14516966They were all killed and replaced by their own Tulpas
>>14516966They fucked off to /x/.If you see one of their threads here, report it.>>>/x/13702792
>>14517000Can tulpas make their own tulpas?
>>14516991unf unf fluffy tail unf
>>14516913I-it looks like Scootaloo's getting fucked.... :(
>>14517006yes, they can!
>>14516983game over
>>14516991>they never fucked
>>14517012in the butt
>>14517006yeah sure why not.
>>14517012>>14517024>in the buttVery unf.very.Someone please draw it.
>>14516774Never. We princess now
>>14517024>applejack will never tailfuck you
>>14516966>where did all the idiots goHe asks in mlpg
>>14517041>anal with an ethereal strap on from the ghost fo rainbow dash
>"Hi Anon! I heard that you are a lazy pants, so your good friend Pinkie Pie is gonna help you out! Okay, first, let's make a list of allll the things you want to get done today. You know, things to improve, projects, whatever. And then, we're not gonna let bad ol' thoughts stop us. Even if we don't get everything done, there's always tomorrow. So, give me that list!"
>>14517023They did in the VN
>>14517051ghosts can just grow dicks
FLOOAFLEE FLABLANKIWHERE IS NANAKI
>>14517057To do: Impregnate Pinkie Pie
>>14517066
>>14515222>I don't have a rl life. I live on the internet. It's onyl natural that pixels would attract me.Noped, closed the tab, thought about my life and decided to live a normal life10/10.
>>14517057-Brush up more on my C++-Create 3d models in direct x-Get to the actual meat of game development using Direct X
>>14515673GILDA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>14517081>Nanaki and Seth dating>one of them has to wear the Trixie costume to bed
WHERE IS THE FUCKING TRAILER
>>14517002Nigger feat. I hate that white part of there foot. It's like they want to be white but there genetic defect prevents them from looking white.
>>14517069>tfw I will never get to impregnate a pony
>>14517100HOLYSHITSomeone please write or draw humorous parody.Please
>>14517057To do list:Survive today
>>14517100implying they don't just dress Nathan up as Trixie and use him all night long
>>14517122Oh come on, I think at least one of them has more class than that.
>>14517118Such is life in the Zone.
>>14517135What the fuck is that guy shooting that has more importance than the dog about to tear into him?
>>14517132why would you think that?
>>14517104none of you seem responsible enough to take care of a child
So what is new in mlpg today.
>>14517138Something that is probably more deadly than a regular dog.
>>14517138rule of cool
>>14517145something
Mlpg, why do I love so much the idea of living like a survivor in a destroyed world, scavenging and killing things to live?
>>14517163because that is man in its ideal environment
>>14517174then why do I love so much the idea of being a slutty little mare, seducing handsome stallions to rail the stuffing out of me?
Pone wants you to sing
>>14517163cormac mccarthy pls stop being so overrated
>>14517186freudian slip
>>14517163>>14517174That's a fascinating idea: man originated in a savage world and made it its bitch. Now the average human is in a controlled environment fantasizing about scavenging a savage world again.
>>14517160doing it now
>>14517207it's like poetry
>>14517207>>14517174sure is Fight Club in here
>>14517193No, she wants to fuck.
>>14517221euphoric anon :^D
>>14517224common mistake
>>14517163Because it's an escape from all the bullshit that comes with civilization. Go and study real survival to destroy the fantasy.
>>14517193I dont even give a fuckhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1NeSlsCbmNn
Is MLPG gay?
>>1451724210/10>>14517275Kill yourself.
>pony wanting to be a baby fetishu-unf
>>14517193Rose shut the fuck up
>>14517275very
>>14517285You're doing it wrong
>>14517284what a fucked up couple.
>>14517284>Wanting to>Not being mentally degenerated until she's mentally a baby.
>>14517299Fucked up bronies
>>14517284>cutiemarkthat's not octavia
>>14517275Not at all
>>14517275Ponies cured my gay, now I just want to settle down with a cute little pegasus and raise some horse babies.
Pony asks why haven't you killed yourself yet
>>14517307bronies fucked up
>>14517314Why would I?
>>14517315Exactly bronies are fucked up
>>14517315>>14517314We fucked up.
>>14517314I am unable to self-terminate
>>14517284http://i.imgur.com/q8NJ6dU.jpg
>>14517314I got bored with the idea.
>>14517314Because the only thing I really want is just an apartment, internet and a good PC and I have all of that.
>>14517315fucked bronies up
>>14517314If I kill myself, I can't fight the piss.
>>14517333>fight the pisshave you ever tried to punch water? it's ultimately useless
>>14517308Cosplay fetish.
>>14517325mah fucking nigga>tfw current place wont allow me to have a cat
>>14517325>tfw I have all these things but I'm not happy because my fucking family won't leave me alonehow do I find a job in a different state
>>14517314I wonder the same thing everyday
>>14517337I don't think cosplay is a fetish
>>14517314Because I have a life, and it's a life worth shit to other people, so it has value.
>>14517344it can be
>>14517336Ever tried setting a flame to water? It evaporates.
>>14517353have you ever tried to boil an ocean?
Why when I see pregnant ponies my dick gets rock hard?
>>14517375We need a comic of anon with a carrot on his head hitting on Twilight and Rarity at the same time
>>14517387>it works>he gets shitty foam wings and goes for Luna
>>14517376anon that pony lied to you, she's just fat
>>14517387>>14517393>they fall off during sex>cue awkward silence
>>14517387Don't forget an extremely cheesy "other horn" pickup line
>>14517394Jokes on you, I have a chubby fetish. I want to squeeze and hold her flesh while I ram her from behind.>pony worked hard to get a plump belly until she could fool Anon into thinking she's pregnant>When Anon finds out the truth she instead begs him to impregnate her so she can grow bigger.
>>14517408>all of Twilight, Rararararararararara and Luna keep going on>Anon's horn is rejuvenated and he gets his wings back after he drinks redpony
>>14517387>>14517393>eventually all mares from Ponyville are his>no one recognizes him when he changes outfits>he starts going for the other species too
>>14517424chubby pone is not for drinking
>>14517424wowlewd
boop
>>14517431>Anon levels up his stealth and charm>Can go without the wings and horns eventually>Anyone that can beat his perception check target gets transported out
What kind of ranged weapon would Earth ponies use? Would they just throw food?
>>14517449>what are the odds of a pony figuring him out?>one in twenty>always one in twenty
>>14517451apples
>>14517353>>14517362And then it rains back down on you.
>>14517451They threw pies in Over a Barrel, and AJ was going to kick apples at that dragon.
>>14517451You're joking, right?They use any orb-like object with enough density and kick it with their hindlegs.The impact is that of a fired cannon ball
>>14517458>that you beat him does not mean you won>anon is a man of quick grip and even quicker and more accurate throw>you mean, on a gun?>no, the dice
>>14517460>>14517463>>14517466Yeah, that's basically the conclusion I came to. In a game it seems inaccurate to be able to kick one of those forward though and having your attack always go backwards could be weird.
>>14517449>Eventually gets all the leaders of ever species>suddenly Equestria UN meeting>all of them invite Anon>How will Anon get out of this situation? Find out in the next episode
>>14517458>using auto-success rules on skill checksScrub detected.
>>14517467This is why I prefer bell curve probability.
>>14517480>Anon rolls to bluff every single leader, of which there is 23>he has to strike a 19 or hire natural to get it>he does it to every single one except for Celestia>she is silenced and deported for vulgarities
>>14517480get out of?Anon, please. maxed charm. It's obvious what'll happen.I'm Non. A Non. and my mission is to promote interspecies relationships on an unprecedented scale. and then they all fuck
>>14517438Translation?
>>14517492Luna
>>14517492Princess Twilight Sparkle™
>>14517492Who is Diamond Tiara?
>>14517492I know which princess has the biggest butt
>>14517492The top princess on the Stackable Princesses™ playset!
>>14517505I want to prepare Diamond Tiaras' meat in a kosher way.
>>14517492Looks pretty tiny to me.
>tfw new specie to fuck
>>14517532C-Celestia Hime!
>>14517492Diamond Tiara.
>>14517532Which?
>>14517532Do you think Celestia has fucked every species in Equestria given her time alive?
>>14517551Alicorns are plagued by a carnal urge to spread their superior seed.
>>14517539>not Ojo
>>14517551Surprisingly - she is not you, anon.I know you would.
>>14517563That's true, and yet, strangely, it doesn't matter in this context.
>>14517548YOU
>mfw filtering "niggers" to "masters" in /pol/ with ponify
>>14517558Isn't it less a carnal urge than the simple desire to know her subjects?
unf unf gym ponies unf
>>14517561Are you talking about that series by Sam Keith?
>>14517551>Doge x celestiaYesunf
>>14517573I've been trying to figure out how to use 4chanX to replace words rather than stubbing the post. I would use ponify, but the only thing I want to use it for is 4chan, and not even for pony purposes. I just want to replace overly used stock phrases and buzzwords with [REDACTED].
yo where da link board at
>>14517590http://mlpg.co/linkboard/
>>14517594thanks niggayou mah nigganigga
>>14517587>I would use ponify, but the only thing I want to use it for is 4chan, and not even for pony purposesIt can do that. It can use a site whitelist function or blacklist function. You can just remove all the pony shit and add your own filters.
>>14517586You haven't drawn that yet have you...?
>>14517573>mfw filtering "retarded" by "cray cray" and "epic memes" by "delicious forbidden magic">>14517587I think you can choose which website ponify works in.
>>14517605Luna only
Why is Vriska such a cunt
>>14517586I can't wait to see your self-insert fucking her.
Wat if you ejaculated onto pony's fur coat several times every dayand she never washed it outand fungi started growing on it
>>14517492
>>14517607
>>14517623ughhhhhwhyyyyyy
>>14517620>tfw orgasms feel great and are beautiful>but the mess is disgusting
>>14517620There's probably a Junji Ito story with fungi that grow on people.
>>14517628is it just me or are their eyes fucking enourmous in this gif
>>14517608>"delicious forbidden magic"That is pretty great
>>14517628I would have to move to the Everfree forest if that ever happened, their laughter would haunt me the rest of my days.
>>14517630What's wrong with it
>>14517643>not hardening your boner for dayswhat are you, normal?
>>14517643>Zecora has heard about it>have to avoid her because she wants to see for herself
Which fetishes have you acquired from your time with ponies and MLPG?
DORKS
>>14517668None. I shared them to the MLPG.
>>14517619Nice, that would be great
>>14517668NoneBut I have given multiple people a 63/TG fetish
>>14517678EA pls
>>14517668None.Except if you count ponies, I guess.
>>14517685Who the fuck is that?Way earlier, nigger. /co/ era
What MLPG pasttime (besides ponying) have you inadvertently started or contributed to?
>>14517692Cosmo/Juice?
>>14517701Bzzzzt.
PONY NEEDS IT AND SHE ISN'T TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER!
>>14517695Being the piss.
>>14517695Animating, but I haven't started it.Remember the animating fad a few months ago? That was great. Some people still animate, but it's rare.
>>14517704Prude?
>>14517709Jalm,Kev?
>>14517710bzZZZzzzzt.
aww man I was really expecting a preview by now
>>14517695The banana thing.
>>14517695I know for a fact that if you repeat something long enough it itself becomes a thing
>>14517668Hotglue
>>14517716Where is Jalm, by the way?
>>14517668Umchubby things maybe
>>14517741ded or busy with school i guess
>>14517722
mlpg.co/co/res/7781.html#7781Hey nerdsLet's Christmas
>>14517757Can I still Christmas, even if I'm a jock?
>>14517764I guess, but just remember that Anon's lunch money isn't a present.
>>14517757Awww yeee
>>14517757Can we at least Thanksgiving first?
>>14517757Nobody is interested in doing that.
I honestly think if Killryde was responsible for the Equestria Girls art direction, I could not bring myself to hate it.
>>14517757>tfw called a nerd by a dork
>>14517757I haven't even clicked the link and I'm guessing this is some Secret S/a/nta shit.
>>14517804I like it the way it is.
>>14517812>mlp's writersNvm, noping the fuck out.The writers can die, especially Megan.
>>14517668what surprises me is so many fetishes i started out hating but then i liked after spending too much time in mlpg.
>>14517812boy don't you look stupid
>>14517796I think it's too late for that, I don't want to clusterfuck us like that.>>14517812Nope, just sending a Christmas card to the writers.
