>>14502143 Old horseTopic:We speculate on S4's new info that got leaked edition.
>>14507916I'm going to scratch those princesses ears.
Princess Celestia will not outlive her subjects.
>Shit acting up in everfree>Discord knows what's going on but is still in chaotic neutral and wants to have some 'fun' so he passes it off as a test for the new "princess">Girls go into forest>Shit fuck magic send them back in time>They fuck up Celestia's doings with the elements to banish NMM>NMM fucks up Celestia>Begin groundhog Day senario with discord behind it>Girls finally help fix the timeline making Celestia realize her potential 'n shit>Present day>girls KO'd in old kingdom woken up by Celestia and Luna>Oh you all must have fallen asleep to <random bullshit>; twas all a dream>Subtle hint that it wasn't a dreamI'd be okay with this
I'm going to marry Discord!
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends, who all want to be princesses.
>>14507916Nightmare Moon being in is goodwe might actually see why they feared her instead of SPOOKY TREES
Luna has a tiny butt
Horses are kind ugly sometimes.
>>14507958>Girls sent back in time to young Celestia>"Don't worry Princess We'll help you We know all about the element! We've used them multiple times!">NMM battle>Celestia "Warriors it is now time to use our powers to defeat this foe!">Girls find out it's not working as they recall>Get Celestia killed>Ground hog day of trial and errorHOLY SHIT I WANT THIS
Bluefast can't stop scrunching. It's a medical issue.
>>14508024Dont worry, some Anons are excited by it.
>>14508026I want it.
Man am I glad the whole "tyrant celestia" thing is gone
>>14508016But ponies are always cute.
Why don't you have any black friends, MLPG?
>>14508065There's no forests around here.
>>14508065I do.He's on the other side of the country, but he's black and craves booty like a jungle madman.
>>14508086>Casio watchFucking disgusting get that shit away from the princess.
>>14508088I'd cum in that.
>>14508086I think I'd die inside.
>>14508086>not letting pone sniff and lick you first to identify if you are a threatCome on man don't you even into horses?
>>14508105would you let her peg you with that triangular prism on her forehead?
>>14508120Anon...anon. Pone won't stop licking.
>>14508150Good fucking lord, moot, what have you done.
>>14508169holy shit where did that real image go?
>tfw no full episode leakyou people are worthless
>>14508060It's only thanks to a group of very brave heroes.
>>14508150Pony is trying to fufill her mineral requirements anon. Let her lick until she has enough salt to continue the conversation.
>>14508169>you will never have mares fight over you
>>14508179If it swapped out with someone elses, things are gonna get awkward.
Pony is leaking all over the place! Quick! Plug her up!
>>14508235pone starts leaking after 4 hours of intense cuddling and ear scratching
>>14508235>not wanting copious precum
How does this looktrigger warning lewd egghead
>>14508252Where's the hole? WHERE'S THE HOLE
>>14508086>OW MY FUCKING EYE, FUCK YOU ANON
>>14508262The base of her rear left hoof is sticking to the floor oddly. I like her head movement, though.Also, her butt seems really thin.
>>14508293QUICK I NEED MORE KISSU FACES
>still being optimistic about S4explain yourself
>>14508118There's something nice about a girl wearing simple or worked clothing. Gives them a sense of not trying to present themselves, that they are just being who they are or getting stuff done. So yes, I'd cum in that too.
>>14508313cute poniesfuck yourself
>>14508313It looks really fucking good from the new leaks
Pony needs you and your human hero heart. Ponies scare for so long, because of lub glubs
>>14508300It's TwilightShe's supposed to have a tiny butt
>>14508263WHERE'S THE REST OF THAT IMAGE?
>>14508341Wouldn't Cadence have the smallest butt since she has the whitest personality out of all the princesses
>>14508321my fag alerts just went off the charts
>>14508349What image anon? You must be imagining things
>>14508341Granted. It just looks a bit odd, is all.>>14508347WHOA
>>14508328>McCarthy era>looks goodi wish i could be so delusional
>>14508347Shame about the anthro, the suit's almost fashionable.
>>14508313AMY FREAKIN KEATING ROGERS
>>14508300I can fix the leg but I don't know if I can fix her tiny butt. By thin do you mean lack of depth?
>>14508381Why don't you want the main six to fulfill their destinies and become princesses, Anon?
>>14508313Why bother being pessimistic? How we feel won't change the outcome, so I prefer the option that feels better.
Your favorite pony is a character from a little girls cartoon.
Remember when this show was for little girls?
Stram was fun.
Night everyone!Thanks for coming, and be sure to tune in tomorrowi-if that's okay with you
>>14508396By thin I meant that it looks like it should go out to the left and right a bit more. I'm not saying it's gotta be huge, but it just looks odd.
>>14508422Remember when the show actually tried?
>>14508313even now there is hope for ponykind
>>14508428I'm Rarity's number 1 fan!
>>14508443FUCKING LAUREN AND HER TRY HARDNESSWE CANT ENJOY THE SHOW NOW
>>14508387It's really weird how many artist aren't good at drawing nice looking clothes. But then again not everyone can be as good as Araki when it comes to fashion
>>14508016HOW DO YOU BOOP SO FAST??
your favorite pony prefers jif to gif
WHY DO YOU KEEP MOVING OUT OF THREADS BEFORE IMAGE LIMIT
>>14508465I do too, we have so much in common
>>14508347I want to tit fuck her so bad it hurts
>>14508262It's missing wings.
>>14508313>24 episodes>Budget raise>Ingram confirmed more songs than any other season>New pacing director>They had extra time to make it>What we've seen so far looks great
>>14508471Anon is just often prematureWe have pills for that
Pony laughed when i told her that you don't know anything about a sweet emcee from the 3-1-3
>>14508483>>New pacing directorthe fuck does that even mean
>>14508483I thought it was a full 26
>>14508483Wait, 24 episodes? My autism is bothered by this
What if the girls get more flirty with stallions but never actually really commit to or begin a real relationship?
>>14508507Man the fuck up
>>14508475Control yourself, anon.
>>14508505>>14508506Shit, I fucked upYeah, 26, my bad
>>14508483>>14508506It's 26 episodes.He's mixing it up with 24 days of pony, because the two parters are always shown on the same day now.
>>14508506maybe hes not counting the premiere and asuming the finale is a 2 parter
>>14508371D-don't tease me yo.
I've got a date with a hot young stallion, MLPGWhat should I do to get ready?I'm scared
>>14508507I want to hold Marker Pony
>>14508483>more songs than any other seasonwhy
>>14508534GET THE LUBE OUT
>>14508547With a bigger quantity there's bound to be at least a few gems
>>14508547>not wanting more songsGet a load of this clown
>>14508534prepare your anus
>>14508565Songs are the worst thing about FIM.
SOMEONE STRAM ART
>>14508475>tit fucki summon Freud, the forbidden one!!!https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/3/24/278469/medium.jpeg>purple vagina>purple nipples
>>14508552Fluttershy's a fresh young mare, she doesn't need lube. She's good to go.
Anon lives a double life as the new hit singer in equestria, and his normal, humble life as anon.
Everytime you yawnA ghost stallion sticks their ethereal dick into your mouth
>>14508484I'm allergic to pills, are there any other methods
>>14508582I think your summoning failed
>>14508578I respectfully disagree
>>14508262make dragon's crown w/ ponies pls
>>14508534seek advice from experienced pones
>>14508578>Songs are the worst thing about FIM.It's time for you to leave hand in your MLPG membership card and you have until Friday to clear your office.
>>14508262her butt looks flatmake it clap
>>14508621clap clap clap
>>14508594No they don't.
>>14508610I just can't find the DC amazon sexy.Her proportions are so exaggerated that she sort of breaks through the sexy barrier and loops back around to looking just... malformed.
I want to drive my van into pony's heart
>>14508591>>14508552>tfw no cute stallion to spend an hour on foreplay with you>tfw he'll never make you cum once before even getting his dick out
>>14508616What are YOU implying?
>>14508598I should have used more blood
you know we aren't meant to exist in the outside world
>>14508659Fluttershy would probably cum everywhere from just a hug
>>14508659I want to hear Fluttershy moan.
>>14508262>>14508436I think it could be the lighting, how's this
>>14508683>when he grabbed my hoof I came and started farting
>>14508683>Ponyville annual water fight>Cornered with no ammunition, ponies on all sides>Grab the nearest fluttershy, hug her as hard as you can, lift tail and let loose
>>14508683>cums like 7 times just from foreplay>12 times from oral>One orgasm lasts the entire time you fuck her
>>14508638I like the art style of DC, but the character design just makes me want to gouge my eyes out.Okay, the proportions are supposed to be exaggerated, but there comes a point when you have to say "Guys, what the fuck. Why are you giving a girl breasts larger than her head?"
>>14508710>She's now a dried husk hooked up to saline>R-ready for round two?
>>14508695Lighting might be just a touch too harsh. And I'm also noticing part of her hair (on the very right) is out of sync or something with the rest of it.Sorry if I'm complaining too much, but I'm just pointing out what I see.
PONY SHOULD PONY PONY RIGHT NOW!
>>14508088Arms are too long. She could touch her knees standing straight up.
>>14508744It's MY pony and I need it now!
>>14508736Nah, it's fine. In fact I appreciate it. I miss out on a small details after animating her butt for awhile.
>>14508610Celestia's legs are the ultimate in drumstickery, right there
My little horny pony.
Guys I have a few of the new leaked song titles, I work at KFC so I know a lot of guys who work in Hasbro. I won't leak who I am or what position I work as in KFC, but the following information must be spread very little. I would like to keep my job, so please keep this to yourselves.Alright here's the song list.>Everybody Hurts>Stairway To Princesshood>Angels>Wonderwings>Born To Fly>Don't Dream It's Over>Sweet Wings O' Mine>Live ForeverThese are the only ones in which I could find out, enjoy your amazing princess, princess princess alicorn.
MY PONY > YOUR PONY
>>14508785TWILY STOP THAT YOU'LL GO BLIND
>>14508775Can you get us slightly expired chicken for free?
>>14508775something something scootaloo joke about fried chicken
>>14508792YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP I CAN'T SEE YOU
>>14508804>Rarity and Sweetie's parents will never show up again in the show ever
That was kind of cute...
I PRESENT THE ZONKEY
>>14508829Can we name it Debra?
>>14508817They died on the way back to their planet anon.
>>14508817Raritys mom had it going on
Pony can smell fear just by looking at you, so you have to keep quiet.
>>14508817My dad works for Hasbro and he said that they're going to be featured heavily to promote the new Rarity family boutique playset
>>14508829>ZebroidI want ponies to call Zecora a Zebroid.
I want flutterguy to read me a bedtime story
>>14508837I'd Pearl (and Rarity) so hard
>>14508829Filthy interracial pony breeding, it must of been those mudponies they're so filthy they like to fuck mud in the bed.
>>14508874>chinese guy squinting.jpg
>>14508837she's all I want and I've waited for so long
>>14508874You know Rarity's fetish is secretly wanting to be used as a fucktoy by dozens of Earth ponies.You just know it.
>>14508874What is this, a picture for ants?
Remember that time we got pony addicted to crack?
Select your OC
>>14508884Don't you like tiny ponies anon, or are you one of those sick freaks who like big ponies.
Pony looked at the General and said "it looks like everyhuman is shitposting today!"
>>14508916>using ultra 2it's like you're trying to lose
>>14508932pot, black, you know how it goes
Zebroid raping Rarity
>>14508917I like my ponies like I like my fillies.
>>14508952two zebroids consensualling femanon
Rarity gets off to the idea of some uncivilized, strong pony taking her and making her his.
>>14508953young, small and tight?
>>14507916What new info?
>>14508962we all do
>>14508966Are you psychic?
>>14508962Rarity is a pure maiden and would not consort with beasts
>>14508962Are there any Diamond Dogs/ Rarity fapfics?
>>14508962>you will never eat the raw, wild spunk of an uncivilized zebra out of Rarity's twitching horse vagina.
>Princess Celestia will never enroll you in the pony version of Mk-Ultra
>>14508946Who doesn't use Shin Boopuken?
Two frames down, ten to go!
>>14508995Maybe, but you should write it.
>>14508977Nope. Just appreciating an anon with fine tastes.Who's your favorite filly?
>>14508999I know I shouldn't, especially to this BUT UNF
>>14509012There are so many things I want to write, but I just don't know how to.
>>14509013Diamond Tiara because I'm really into femdom
>>14508947Pony called you stupid, because Pony has never posted in the General
TransformationCorruptionAssimilationMind ControlMind RapeMind DegenerationVore
>>14509000>tfw no magic hallucinogens
>>14509030>those eyesfillies are best sexual
>>14508962Rarity will marry Big Mac just so she can sneak into AJs room in the night.S4 prediction
>>14509044sounds like a busy weekend!
HORSE IS DED.LONG LIVE THE HORSE!
>>14509027As with any skill, first you learn and practice the tried and true tools. Then you begin to use them in your own style.http://eznguide.rogerdodger.me/
>>14509025>you will never watch Sweetie Belle eat the raw, wild spunk of an uncivilized zebra out of Rarity's twitching horse vagina.
>>14509047>tfw no magic hallucinogensThat's good you druggie
>>14509051Not the guy you quoted butI have a sexual fantasy about being dominated by the CMC and DT/SS. Being used as their fuck toy then let go. They'd just smile at me and say "Even if you tell anyone, they wouldn't believe you.I think I've been here too long
>>14509044FemdomForced gayForced FemenizationCum InflationLolicon/Shotacon/ss/RapeDeepthroatingAnilingusFace-sittingExhibitionismPublic useForced feedingCreampies both anal and vaginal
>>14509083but how is Celestia going to MK ULTRA me without drugs?Now you're just being silly
>>14509088If you can find a fic like that I would love you forever.
>>14509096No those are garbage fetishes>>14509097Doesn't employ MK Ultra and she wouldn't tell ponies to make drugs.Kill yourself.
Pony can't believe you're back. She was sure you were ded and hatsus
>>14509000>implying you aren't already in it>implying you didn't used to live a normal life in Equestria as a pretty unicorn>implying Celestia isn't running your veins with hallucinogens everyday after you sleep>implying your entire life as a human isn't some fucked up Equestrian-LSD trip that alters your perception of life
>>14509105What if I wrote one?
>>14509126Every time I leave for 5 minute she says thatPony isn't very smart
>>14509126I could never leave pony. I love her.
>>14509044>TransformationNo>CorruptionYes>AssimilationNo>Mind ControlMaybe>Mind RapeA bit.>Mind DegenerationDon't know>VoreFuck no>>14509096>FemdomSmall amount>Forced gayNo>Forced FemenizationYes>Cum InflationYes>Lolicon/ShotaconYes loli. No shota>/ss/Yes>RapeNo>DeepthroatingYes>AnilingusA bit>Face-sittingI guess>ExhibitionismYes>Public useYes>Forced feedingNo>Creampies both anal and vaginalYes. yes
>>14509126Pone just wants you for your snacks.Pone doesn't love you.
Why are you guys so suddenly obsessed with zebra spunk?
>>14509088>>14509105>>14509136Darf wrote something like that, but more of a mind control angle.
>>14509157Have you seen how much they cum?
Can you identify people by their fetishes MLPG?
>>14509136I'd love you even more.>>14509155What a pretty pony
>>14509157>suddenlyGet this guy some 250ml stat
Pony requested an audience with the real Slim Shady
>>14509169The AB one? God knows how many times I've fapped to that one. So good.
Green isn't your color. Anon
>>14509190Did pony like The Marshall Mathers LP 2?
>>14509190He won't stand up.
PINK JUST PONKED THE PANK
Pony absolutely loves chiptunehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhSXw0jMbIE
>>14509157Do you want to know what happens when a pony and a zebra mates?
>>14509204>Did pony like The Marshall Mathers LP 2Did you?I heard it was actually pretty good
>>14509156Tight bellies that get bigger and bigger with each session until she can pack away entire plates and ask for more.
Beauty of a pony overlooked is hundred and ten, hundred and ten million
>>145092075 YEARS DUNGEONNO TRIAL
>>14509156>picI really cant like that artist because he clearly worhsips John K. and his work suffers for it
>>14509229Oh god oh my fuck jeez unf oh christ
EVEN IF IWEH
>>14509207Why pink.Why.I thought we were friends.
>>14509251>tfw red is ded
>>14509155DRAW DERPY BEING CUTE AND LEWD IN HER MAIL PONY UNIFORM PLEASE
>fetish timeBeing with Fluttershy and slowly drawing the lewd out of her until she is both comfortable with being lewd and trusts you with it. She trusts you with her body and wants you to take it whenever you want. To be used and wanted turns her on so much. She'd do anything for you, and she loves it.
>>14509264What if she stuffed herself so much she couldn't communicate with the keyboard
Pony asked how come there wasn't as many birthday candles on your cake this year
>>14509229not deep belly buttons that get deeper every binge and tighter as she eats
>>14509155that was such a cute part
OH CHRIST THERE'S ANOTHER
>>14509284But what if I want pone, to want ME
>>14509284anon pls stoppls don't stop
>>14509223It's the the fourth best thing to be released this year.
>>14509295really. Like why the fuck was she reading it from the floor?
>>14509290I didn't have a fucking cake this year you stupid fucking horse
>>14509220>tfw impossibly to cross pones with steers
>>14509312How else is she supposed to read it?
Can you guys at least go to the old thread if you're going to do fetishes?
Pink fags are the worst
>>14509297Would you a Trixie Pillow?
>>14509288Then she should smush her belly onto the keys until it works
>>14509251Entire cakes would disappear, making her gut bulge obscenely and gurgle as she lies on her back, sated into a state of bliss.>>14509291_______LK pls_____________pls write_______so unf______
>>14509319Steers are castrated cows you dumbshit.
>>14509322Fuck off you prude.Hid it if it bothers you so fucking much.
>>14509326>kloudmutt body pillowoh shit, I remember that. Someone found out somebody was selling body pillows using KM's pictures without his consent and he got it shut down. That pillow is a real limited edition
>>14509319SB plswe know some ponies are impossibly ripped
>>14509284My turnRarity training some reluctant colt into the perfect slut. She'd start off by just forcing him to model her dresses and other sexy/pretty outfits then have him work his way up to the hard stuff like deepthroating and anal penetration
>>14509352Bulls, whatever.I don't give one half of two fucks about livestock lingo.
>>14509352So his point about it being impossible is totally valid you dumbshit
>>14509305>fedoraconfirmed babs for worst character
>>14509284I'm saving this unf for later
>>14509371SMILESONG fits perfectly.
>>14509348c-can I rub her belly?
>>14509369why would anyone want that? He's so bad at drawing.
>>14509372I'm saving this UNF for later
Why are ponies' butts so nice?
>>14509348>LK plsnot LK but you can blame him for it
>>14509321I dunno. I'm agreeing with you i think it was cute too
>>14509373You should. Its whats for dinner.>>14509380And you knew what he meant.
>>14509399they're really not
>>14509405no thanks. I blame Canada for all my problems
>>14509284So she would be OK with a little "session" out in the open?
Holy shit. I know you guys said nothing ever changes in MLPG but I thought you were joking
Are you the pretty mare yet?
>>14509394It was like the fist year of MLP, there weren't many lewd pictures aside from noink stuff
>>14509436No, but I'm wearing a pretty dress.
Pony just ate like 20 Flintstone gummies, because they taste good
>>14509393at your own risk
>>14509454Pony is going to die
>>14509436>pretty mare and celestia tumblrs have stopped updatingD-did they make it?
>>14509451Take some pics>>/3dpd/
>>14509432The ride never ends, now choose your pony.
>>14509454Pony has brought this on themselves
>want to sleep>these two are blocking your waywhat do
>>14509393Only when she's sprawled out, her surprisgingly tight paunch high in the air and groaning as her stomach churns. She'd savor the last of the frosting on the plate before looking you dead in the eye, giving you a warm affirming nod, and arching her back to push that blubber forward.
>>14509369Wasn't that the same pillow Andy Price threw coins at?>>14509326>"Yeah, who's a cheap slut?! Take my pocket change and learn your place, you whore!"
>>14509496>that bland, uninspired bodyyawn I guess
>>14509475>tfw no new content or posts in a week
>>14509496Politely say "Excuse me and be on my way."
>>14509496jump on the light skinned one's back and ride her to bed
>>14509497>giving you a warm affirming nodO-oh jeeze
>>14509528>Y de lung face
>>14509496Punch them in the titties repeadetly
Pony dressed up in a bear suit and had sex with Sasha Grey
I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld, to bring forth someone stream homeward bound.
>>14509496fall on the ground and start thrashing around wildly until they each take turns holding me down while the other straddles my face and blasts it with queefs
>>14509496Get a knife and yell "YEAH" like BJ Blazkowicz.
>>14509582why would the do that
>>14509396Just imagine Rarity using her magic to make this poor colt's head bob up and down on the cock of some stallion forcing him to take every inch down his small throat
>>14509580AIM FOR THE NAPE
>>14509582Fluttershy dressed up as a dragon and had sex with Saine Grey dressed as a micro bus.
>>14509589Why not stream Buck or Cloud, the wild stallion?
>>14509300Oh don't worry, Fluttershy does want you. Your human desires easily overpowering her and she can provide care for your carnal desires.>>14509304 >>14509342 >>14509385 >>14509428She doesn't want the other ponies to know how lewd and depraved she is becoming. That fear of being caught fuels her emotions. As you press her to fuck in an alleyway where any pony could see, she would halfheartedly try to say no. But deep down she wants to please you and be used, to be taken in any way possible. To know that she can satisfy your hunger makes her heart melt and her sex wet.
>look up Belgian BluesHoly shit even the calves are ripped as fuck.
>>14509580CUT THE WIRES AND BRING THE BEAST TO THE GROUND
>>14509601BONER DONT FAIL ME NOW
>>14509496I'll just sleep on them, they look pretty soft
>>14509613Why not have a quasi-BSDM video where a woman uses crops on horse?
>>14509601W-when does he start enjoying it?
>>14509632Wow what a stupid looking and ugly cow!Naw, I'm just RIBBING YA!
>>14509641>not a mare using crops on femanon
>>14509496miladies *tips fedoras*
>>14509632You think thats crazy, check out the horns on these fellas.
Mlpg will you teach me how to pony?
>>14509496make a post on 4chan where i try my hardest to be shocking
>>14509681WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED HORNS THIS BIG
>>14509603sasha is best shingeki
>>14509681Wow those are some horny bulls
>>14509694step one: ponystep two: pony the rest of the pony
>>14509681What do you call it when you scratch one of them behind the ears?Tickling the ivories!
>>14509681i think Scrubbing Bubbles could do something with this, but i'm not sure
>>14509698To beat the shit out of the other guy
>>14509697What's he doing?!
>shitty horse spam and fetishesTypical MLPG night
>>14509709>ponying the entire ponyare you trying to get anon killed
>>14509717not anything good, anyway
FUCK EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE THE PREVIEWS ARE TERRIBLE THE WRITERS AND DIRECTOR ARE SHIT THE SYNOPSIS ARE TERRIBLEBUT STILL THE HYPE IS OVERTAKING ME
>>14509698They actually weren't bred to have horns these big, in fact these cows are one of the purest breeds in the world.There horns actually acts as insulators, holding in warmth and giving it off as needed.
>>14509721look at that marshmellow flank
I don't care about all this Princess shit. All I want to see is Applejack, Rarity and CMC episodes.The rest suck.
>>14509627Oh god, I can't handle thisI want her to say how much she wants me while I keep pounding herI want her to tell me how good I'm making her feel
Your pone waifu wants to fuck her friend with you
>>14509750wow those are like, all the worst episodes
>>14509726You could always come back in an hour and it should be a different time.
You know I have always wondered something.Where did Pinkie Pie get Gummy?Why in the world would a pony choose an alligator, of all things, as a pet?
>>14509778IT'S THE ONE WITH THE APPLE!
>>14509726>every time i am in mlpg its shit an awfuli wonder what the common thing would be in every thread you join. oh its you. you are a terrible poster that only complains while never improving the quality of the thread at all.it will start to improve the second you leave.
>>14509770>date Dash>Fuck Fluttershy while Dash helps steady her for yougood end
>>14509770Why would Dash talk to Fluttershy if she doesn't even listen to her?
>>14509779even if you hadnt posted that with your name, i could tell it was you who drew that
>>14509779>adventure fetish soon
>>14509745You can blame Texas for these abominations, however
>>14509790I'd like to hear her explanation of where she got Gummy also.
>>14509749Why are the filly scouts such sluts?Because they're all a bunch of little tarts!
>>14509778>putting a plain, whole apple on a cake as a decorationApplejack plsPLS
>>14509771i love how they change writers often in the comic. one time you could get an awful unbearable wave of pop culture memes stuffed in but in the next comic there is barely any at all like the current issue.
>>14509816>>14509790>impying gummy didn't get her.
Have we actually seen Twilight show us how clever she so supposedly is? I can't for the likes of me think of any good idea she has had that has made any big impact or solved a difficult problem. She, to me, just seems like a really big nerd who knows a lot of facts but can't figure out how to get out of a sticky situation. In other words, Twilight is fucking stupid and if it wasn't for her 'hard' to use magic, she would be as useless as Applejack.> Magic is hard to use> You just don't have to be some sort of a pony born with relentless magic inside you> Twilight does science
>>14509820I don't like the filly scout stuff. I don't know why, it seems like whatshisname just draws huge dead eyed filly's and never fleshes them out. Like heavily implying they all have personalities but never showing them.
>>14509790I imagine that if you asked her, she would continuously dodge the question by spiraling off on tangents
>>14509805www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSIoB1aZ6W4AW SHITYOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT ISSHOW ME YOUR IDEL POSE
>>14509790>>14509816His birthday is the day before Pinkie's birthday, so he was probably a gift.
>>14509844>Magic is hard to usebut is not.
>>14509815And not everything is bigger in Texas
Pony skipped all the formalities
>>14509811Nigga how those is all fonts and crap :V>>14509813>rape
>>14509790It' fun to think abut how Pinkie Pie would throw an extravagant party just to celebrate the birthday of her petPinkie Pie is pretty great pony
>>14509851YOU KNOW IT
>>14509844>Have we actually seen Twilight show us how clever she so supposedly is?TCE going up the stairs inverted
>>14509863>>14509874Welp, I'm terrified.
>>14509874Now imagine there's a dick on either side of her.
>>14509778Applejack is such a nice and humble pony. Too few girls knows how to cook and bake these days with feminism running rampant and all.
>>14509853Maybe her family got him for her after finding him on the farm just before she left for PonyvilleIt would certainly explain why they have such a rocky relationship!
>>14509796when i was watching a horse breeding documentary they said they often need to hold up virgin stallions so they dont fall over during first time.its oddly arousing and seems super gay when the farmer pats the stallion and rubs his ass while he is cumming in a mare while saying "good job"
>>14509860>Nigga how those is all fonts and crap :VI'm psychic, broheim, dont test me m80 it also matches your colorless style perfectly
>>14509853But who, would in their right mind would specifically purchase an alligator as a gift?
>>14509896Would it bother the ponies if anon made surprisingly accurate representations of their personalities in sock puppet form?
>>14509864Would you eat a hairy cow?
>>14509874>>14509863She looks happy and silly but she's actually fucking an extremely long invisible and curved dickProbably a dragons
>>14509922Someone who knows Pinkie really well
>>14509908>you will never be asked to assist a colt on his first time
>>14509922Maybe they were told the egg held something else. Like a phoenix or something; day before Pinkie's birthday, they hear sounds from it, oh shit it's hatching better give it to her early. Bam, alligator, they freak out and start apologizing profusely but Pinkie loves him and names him Gummy.
>>14509928One more time!I'm back with a new rhyme!Here we go again!Turn it up my friend!
>>14509796>Fucking Fluttershy pony style>Dash is underneath her jilling herself to Fluttershy >Fluttershy's eyes are rolling into the back of her head as she pants>Sometimes Dash kisses her to bring her down to Earth
Pony was like "Bitch, i live in a fuckin trash can!"
>>14509851>>14509966Why is Shimomura such a goddess?
>>14509957How do you confuse eggs like that?Have you seen an alligator egg? They looks like wet extended and deflated ping pong balls
>>14509933You know you want to eat a hairy cow.
>>14509908Imagine if virgin stallions behaved similarly in Equestria. After they cum, it feels so great the first time, they feint.
>>14509945Actually, that sounds like the sort of thing Pinkie Pie would specifically ask for as a pet...
Pony should cuss.
>>14509996>"Fuck You">her voice cracks
>>14509996what the heck anon don't tell pony to swear
>>14509991I doubt a pair who've spent their entire lives on a rock farm have ever seen an alligator egg.
>>14509993That cow in the middle is all like "My locks are Fabulous"
NSFW, but ... Gentlemen, I think we've found one way to feel as stallions running on the high plains.http://uncutting.tumblr.com/post/66835890910/genitals-of-the-day
>>14509851>Try to make a .gif of someone dancing using licecap>5.44mbgoddammithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vzwvRKbpg
Why didn't Twilight just teleport Fluttershy to the top of the mountain to face the dragon?
>>14509796>>14509976unfunfunf>Fluttershy starts to scream both your and Dash's name, begging you to go faster
>>14509996No, pony is too pure.
>>14510056For the same reason she didn't just levitate her up?
>>14509996what if pony repeats a swear word they heard somebody else use
>>14510056Why not just have a race of Alicorns?
>>14509994>I'ts the little colt's "big day">He and his girl friend have been going steady for a while now and are getting serious >He wants tonight to be special, but she's already told everyone about their plans tonight >When he shows up at her place half the town is there, including all of there close personal friends, family and class. >It's practically a little festival, with food and dancing and games for everyone>He doesn't really like this at all, but can't really leave >When the moment arrives, friends and family help hoist him into position and guide him in, encouraging him gently the whole time>Due to the terrible uncomfortableness of the whole situation and its effect on his nerves, this ends up being a two hour ordeal >Later the two are given presents and cake
>>14510050that is amazing
>>14510057I know exactly why I have this boner.
>>14510064>wanted poster style>animatedi don't understandold time wanted posters dont animate
I hope a crystal pony joins the main cast
>>14510098it's a good boner
>>14510048what a weird thing to be into and spend time on.i guess i am in no place to judge though.
>>14510099its 2013 everthing should animate
Interracial sex is hot.Especially if it's a Unicorn on Earth pony.
>>14510099Harry Potter they do
Pony says maybe you laid on the "mysterious douchebag" act a little thick
>>14510133I just discovered the a tergo tag on derpibooruo man
>>14510133Not aerial rutting between a pegasus and an earth pony
>>14510096I can't watch it without laughing, but the track is golden.
>>14510133tfw flutterzoo is dead
>>14510128I can understand covering up the glans, that's sensitive stuffI can even understand doing manual stuff to get slack skin to do thatBut goddamn, that's a bowling ball between your legs all day every dayI'd hate to know what it feels like running with that thing on.
>>14510095Where's the joke?You promised there would be jokes.
>>14510095I want to go to Rumble's first rutting party
>>14510095Wow that would be horrible
>>14510094it does seem like flying magic users would be the best option for the pony military.it was implied celestia can turn anyone into an alicorn if she chooses so there is no problem there.
>>14510149The SoR comment made me giggle like an idiot.
>>14510174>Pinkie sings a song about it
>>14510094I'd love it if in the show they had more silly horse quirks like this>Two ponies are having a nice chat>One goes to get something behind the other>The other gets really scared and forgets they were just talking to their friend who was right there a moment ago>"Aaahh! Who's back there? I'm scared! Gunna kick!">Pony goes up the stairs for something>Starves to death over the course of weeks because they are too afraid to walk down stairs
I want to listen to hip-hop with Fluttershy
>>14510174Shame it never happens, what with his nonsexualitis
>>14510155i dont think anyone is going to join a marathon with it on
>>14510048>Let's fuck. It'll be like mixing mayonnaise and ketchup.
>>14510148Not you're really fucking annoying these days
>>14510197I want to dance acid rock with fluttershy
>>14510171The joke is its a funny situation Not everything has to be a zippy one liner Like your mom!
>>14510212Then just filter him.
>>14510209Some of the submissions to that blog are the BEST.
>>14510183>>14510174>"Hey little guy guess what daaaay it issss~"
>>14510221I want to jam to indie pop with Fluttershy
>>14510230NO I'D RATHER COMPLAIN
>>14510197i am not a fan but some friends like it. if we are all together having a good time, i am not going to lecture them on their taste in music.
>>14510183>I know you're super nervous but it's time to rut that lass...>If you're struggling to keep on her just grab onto her ass!
>>14510206The Internet is full of REALLY stupid people, Anon.
>>14510192Getting into all sort of horsey hijinx.
>>14510148Honestly I really like that one image of I think Braeburn and Soran doing too maresThe idea of either riding on a pegasus mare who is really into it is nice or the idea of having an earth mare have no choice but keep backing up into you while facing a plummet to the earth far below
>>14510258I have never once saw someone give an insightful critique against hip-hop
QUICK GIVE ME A PONER!
>>14510148> In old days the Pegasi were raiders and warriors> They often raided Earth pony settlements for easy supplies and food> This lead to them taking mares to a mountain, raping them and then pushing them off the cliffPic related. It's a captured Earth-pony mare.
>>14510291Roseluck must be pretty tight
>>14510301I bet your would be clenching to.
>>14510283>>14510291SUCH a good picture unfThis practice is something requiring stamina lots of it
>>14510290I'm going to bed with you.Scoot over
>>14510300Is it bad if I want to forcibly tie up an angry and unwilling applejack and gently hold her and brush her mane a little
>>14510300>and then pushing them off the cliffThat seems pointless. Wouldn't it be better to use them until they show signs of pregnancy, release them near their hometown, then raid the place again a few months later and kidnap the child if it's a pegasus?>>14510301You'd have to be tight for a wonderbolt to want you.
>>14510332So you're saying you would willingly brush and cuddle an angry and unwilling pony?
Pony wants it. All four inches.
>>14510332ya its bad because it is illegal.
>>14510360/b/ pls go
>>14510350YesAnd maybe do the same to Dash and force her into cute little girly outfits Then tie both of them to seats and force them to have a tea party
Pony says she'll never appear in an episode of the show again, but she wants you to remember her.
>>14510318I don't think that'll work, Anon.
>>14510365>>14510367>idiot makes dumb post fishing for replies>he gets replieshe aint going anywhere fellas
>>14510048>4 pages in>still no pictures of dicks beyond the first oneI give upyour links are terrible
>>14510382Don't be silly. I even brought my own comforter. It's down!
Pony needs to learn to talk for them self's,
>>14510406pear pony is so cute and unf
>>14510409Pony thinks its adorable that you think you have a say in this
Anon, you are getting to fat.
>>14510432Pony I have to cut through the fat to get to your vital organs.
>>14510432Okay, what do I do once I get to fat? Is there something I need to do at that place?
>>14510432Would eating less turn me into a pony?
>>14510432Once im at the fat what do I do?
>>14510406You can sleep by there. Just not here.This is my "Goodnight, MLPG" bed.
foreplay with the main 6
>>14510460No, but pony says it would make you healthy eating cleaner calories
>>14510474Eventually they all sex each other and forget you.
>>14510287>not having a poner all the time
>>14510475Then I don't care.
Pony doesn't even pay rent Why do you let her stay?
>>14510473...Can I get a pillow at least?Would you mind if I cuddled you a little?
>>14510492Her payment is fucking and housework.
>>14510492I suck anon's dick and do the dishes.
>>14510475>cleaner callories I dont like this oneGive me another pony
>>14510492Because that booty is ridiculous.
>>14510492no, i tell pony to stop spending all of her money on weed and dildos and to pay the rent.
>>14510515You haven't done the dishes in two months and you've sucked my dick a total of one time
>>14510473also how did you know about my bulbous pony dreamsdo i know you
>>14510493Anon. It's getting late. I need to sleep.
>>14510507>>14510515Sure wish I could get a place to stay with so little responsibility
>>14510473Can I sleep with you, best pony?
>>14510492People don't pay rent in socialist Equestria.
>>14510526>she would rather have sex with the dildos than you
Pony asks why your trash can has alot of tissues and smells kind of like bleach
>>14510528A grand total of ONE TIME
>>14510532Then go to bed. Just... don't mind any stray cuddling.also >>14510531 seriously
>>14510475Calorie is a CalorieBurn more then you take in and you loose weight.
http://challonge.com/ascensionisfightTime to vote!Round 2:Cadance vs Celestia: http://strawpoll.me/693837Luna vs Twilight: http://strawpoll.me/693838
You know who Shining Armor's body reminds me of? Are you really telling me that this faggot couldn't just walk AROUND this tiny little puddle in the corner of the room!? I hope this asshole never get laid
Would pony use human or dragon dildos
>>14510537anon fix your filenames. i auto download all pics with original filenames and i cant have this shit on my computer
>>14510376Lamia's dicks look like they belong to a larger pony.There's a subtle craft to the art of hypercocks.
>>14510563Is this a 'who would win' or 'who would you like better'?
>>14510534>littleAll the house chores and sex whenever someone wants gets annoying after awhile. Home should be where you unwind, not be forced to do things. The two blend together so much that it's stressful. Trust me, I know this.
>>14510565gee, it's almost like all the big stallions share a body type
>>14510528Come here little honey buns let me take care of that for you.
>>14510582The latter. This is a favoritism contest.
>>14510565> I hope this asshole never gets laidAnon. He gets laid whenever the fuck he wants to.
>>14510563>Luna and Twilight tied
>>14510540she is just my roommate anon i dont want to have sex with her. i am loyal to my gf rarity.
>>14510528>>14510551Must have been a horrible dick.
Your favorite pony made you a sweater made from their maneWhat's it like?
>>14510568Original names, eh?
>>14510566i stuff dragon, dog and horse dildos into my ass because using a huma penis feels too gay.
>>14510594It's too late now. I don't even want it anymore.
>>14510598He probably has a horde of bastard spawn because condoms are for peons.
HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW SOME S4 LEAK IN ANOTHER THREAD AND CELESTIA IS A HORSE
Maybe if you rubbed my belly I'd do the dishes
>>14510602Maybe the reason she is fucking the dildos is because you haven't asked.
>>14510615It's 5 sizes too small
>>14510615>flowing aurora sweaterI can't wear this in public
>>14510599>>14510563>Twilight beating LunaYou fucking people
>>14510627but she is a depressed artist on many medications, i dont want to get involved with that. i am only here to save money on rent until i can afford a better place.
>>14510635That's what Rarity said about her Sister but we made it work
>>14510643>Not voting for the mare with the preittyest wings.
It scares me the number of dicks you guys would suck
>>14510659LOOK AT HER FACEITS LIKE YOU HAVE TO PUNCH ITSO SMUG
>>14510659Tell Pony to stay like that, so i can hook her a good one in the gabber
Reminder that Trixie was bullied by the Mane Six in Boast Busters when she just wanted to present a magic show.
>>14510658Look, just because you're a raging slut doesn't mean everyone is.
>>14510650>tfw the only sex available is from the crazy
>>14510659does twily get a new larger crown now? or is it the same old shit she always had?
>>14510659Pony achieved godhood in 2.5 years. what have you done anon?
>>14510687Trixie has the best-looking humanized face.
>>14510687reminder that her fans are awful and annoying people who don't watch the show and only care for their waifu
Which pony is the stupidest?
>>14510615It's just a blonde turtleneck with the word "Productivity!" on it
>>14510703She's also made more friends than meI'm so lonely
>>14510687I would rip that bodice open
>>14510709I want to fondle her breasts while feeding her peanut butter crackers
>>14510706DYEWTS?Watch the episode. Rarity, AJ, and eventually RD when goaded to, bullied Trixie and booed her.
>>14510703She isn't a god, she's a princess but still she did a lot more than me>No friends>No talents/skills>Poor
>>14510615A horrible knit sweater with a variety of colored threads thrown haphazardly together
>>14510744Me too. Such a shame there's so little art of that outfit,
>>14510745I want to smother her breasts in peanut butter and lick it off
>tfw thinking about writing lewd but don't know if it'll be arousing
>>14510778>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!
>>14510781Does it involve Trixie?
>>14510781What is it about?
>>14510715reminder that Mane Six fans are awful and annoying ponies who don't watch the show and only care for their waifu
>>14510745I want to tie her on her back and put my dick in her throat until she passes out.
>>14510781Does it involve genitalia?If so SOMEONE will fap to it.
>>14510802I'm a pony?
>>14510769God yes.Why the fuck hasn't this been done yet?
>>14510807I want to invite her to the prom
>>14510725>>14510754i'll be your friend anon.we can be talentless together.
>Those inflation picswhat the fuck rediv
>>14510830We already did though.Second date when
>>14510703I got better at drawing faces, I use to hate them now I find them the funnest part...though anatomy can go fuck itself.
Less than two weeks left.
>>14510796No.>>14510801A little back and forth with EA about that hyper futa alicorn.>>14510812Sometimes people will fap to stuff that doesn't involve genitalia at all.
What's a good 8gb ram (for desktop)?
>>14510802>I'm a ponyHAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE WONI'VE WOOOOOOOOON
>>14510849I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE SHOW!
>>14510854>EA shitThen please, just fuck off.
>>14510857Most guides I looked up recommend Corsair, and you can get a good deal on them in most places. Next step down would be Kingston.
>>14510753I watched it today and to even call it bulling is a grave misnomer.
hard g or soft g
I can't tell if i'm the asshole anymore
>>14510898No such thing, a g-spot is a g-spot.
>>14510896Mane Six Internet Defense Force detected.>BOOOO!
Guys I think I have romantic feelings towards ponies.
>>14510973Do you mean ponies, or Ponies?
>>14510973Welcome to the club.
>>14510896Let's call it "shitting on someone's performance and antagonizing them".
>>14510849>10 days 10 hourshttp://mlpg.co/countdown/
>>14510994Let's call it 'taking the bait'.
>>14510973Plural form of pony. Get out.
>>14511015A majority of them.
>>14511012True, Anonymous, anyone who thinks Trixie was in the wrong is baiting.
>>14511026I'm 'bating to the thought of Trixie in a thong
>>14511024Hello cutest and bestest pony.How are you today?
>>14511024FLUTTERSHY FLUTTERSHY, FLUTTERSHY CAN'T HARDLY FLY!
>>14511026Trixie is a bitch and the main six are instigators
>>14511026Nobody was especially in the wrong; Trixie was baiting the ponies of Ponyville as part of her act, and RD/AJ/Rarity took the bait. Trixie was still a pretty massive bitch about 'winning', considering what she did was a lot less impressive than what they did, but she wasn't exactly 'in the wrong'.
I want the last MLPG thread to be titled "Marker's lewd removal"
>>14511044That doesn't look "fine" to me.What's wrong?
>>14511040>YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME
>>14511051'You all suck and nobody will ever be as good as me' aren't the words of somebody looking to make friends.
Should I storytime the Spike micro now or wait till the new thread so it isn't split across two threads?
>>14511051>>14511073I'm by no means a Trixie apologist but I always found the "Trixie is lonely and wants to be friends with Twilight" to be a really lame headcanon
>>14511085Wait for new thread.
>>14511085Wait until new thread.
>>14511097>>14511098Okay. It'll be ready when this one is kill.
>>14511064HEY FLUTTERSHY EVEN PENGUINS MOCK YOUR FLYING ATTEMPTS.
>>14511079Wanna talk about it?
>>14511092Really? Was it the being a huge cunt towards her the whole time?
>>14511040said the various earth stallions raping her
>>14511043>RD/AJ/Rarity>Trixie was still a pretty massive bitch about 'winning'And Rarity/RD/AJ were massive bitches and legitimately acted autistic.I think the moral of the story is bad.Basically they're saying you should shout people down at talent shows for being "boasters".
>>14511108>okay but take off your pants
>Trixie is constantly putting you down, mocking everything you do for her how its not as good as if she did it>But she always lays on your lap and wraps your arms around her every night
>>14511127I wish I knew what the moonrunes said.
>>14511127>Fluttershy looks for video games
when is the new patch coming out
>>14511127Uh, kind of sudden but alright?
>>14511140volvo gib diretide!
>>14511118She's so filled with spunk she can't even hover, when they're done with her she has to crawl away leaking stallion spunk along the ground.She doesn't report the crime.
>>14511127Well...That escalated quickly.
>>14511121I think we can all agree that the social world of women is a very scary, hate-filled place
>>14511127Something something penis take out?
>>14511154and then it's the pegasi's turn
>>14511140>he doesn't know when the new pony patch is coming out
The only ones especially wrong in Boast Busters were Snips and Snails for deliberately bear baiting. Trixie may have lied about her potency vis–à–vis Ursa Majors, but it was really just showmanship swagger; she might as well have said that she stopped a volcano by staring it into submission.Except knowing Equestria, Snips and Snail would have found some way to cause an eruption in the middle of Ponyville.
>>14511157I'm actually glad it didn't, but I am still super shocked this didn't take a turn for the overtly fetishistic.
>>14511171It is, in a sense, a talent show.Most of the Mane 6 thought they could get away with heckling at the one who brought it to town, though.They're bitches.
>>14511171Any kind of performance.
>>14511175Not this guy, but I'm pretty sure Rainbow Cunt lies quite a bit about her feats.
>>14511140Tomorrow. I heard Fluttershy is getting buffed
>>14511172>Rainbow Dash will never make that face at me
>>14511175>Snips and SnailsWell, they're shit in every way. This is a commonly known fact.
>>14511069You obviously have not gone out of the way to look past the first banter of MOST people.Anxiety can make people do things they don't intend to.
>>14511212It is getting so hot in here. So hot. So take off all yo clothes.
>>14511209>10 seconds flat!She has the skill to back up whatever she says.
>>14511127>>14511167>>14511136>Are you coming out, Mr. Penis?>See, I'm not afraid!
>>14511212>Rarity going into heat in the midst of Diamond Dogs
>>14511212That will teach you to eat an entire fistful of wassabi and habanero peppers
>>14511212Dangit pony, I told you that hot sauce was spicy!
>>14511069'You're boasting! BOOO!' aren't the words of someone looking to make friends either.
I don't really like dicks in my assDoes anyone feel the same way?
>>14511234>SHE TOLD THE TRUTH THAT ONE TIME!Everybody lies anon, even ponies.And I bet even THE Princess Twilight Sparkle has lied once or twice. Trixie was bullied and defended her self the only way in which she knew.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>14511266Ponies don't like dicks in their asses either.
>>14511271Pinkie Pie has never ever lied
If an Alicorn gets struck down, do they become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, or is that just for Jedi Masters?
>>14511271Applejack, the Element of Honesty, has lied on multiple occasions.
>>14508695Can there be one without pants?
>>14511230But pony isn't wearing clothes
>>14511288STOP LYING ANON.
>>14511288Actually everypony in the Mane Six has lied.
>>14511298Not this one, but theoretically yes
>>14511306>>14511301When has Pinkie lied?
>>14511299>Go ahead stud, knock me up
>>14511288PIDF pls go
>>14511294Celestia didn't become more powerful after Cheeselegs zotted her.
>>14511299As it should be.
>>14511295But they were white lies
>tfw I will never be the slutty mare>tfw I will never feel a stallions huge cock in my mare vag
>>14511283Stop lying, Anon.
Rarity at the gem
>>14511266putting a plug or prostate vibrator or dildo in ass feels good when fapping but a dick going in and out was the worst
>>14511336Not with that attitude
Boy, MLPG sure does get anal about anal!
>>14511357I'm a human anon, I can never be a mare.The closest I ever got to being a slutty mare was a pony dream I had last night.
>>14511340Anon, studies show that nine out of ten ponies dislikes having a dick in their ass.