This pony is fucking serene.Old fucking angry horse: >>14476567
>this pony is fuckingunf
You seem fundamentally fun~
>>14482135I wonder if I could convince her to make it night for a few days
>>14482135wow i read that as>this pony is fucking semen
>>14482135>Luna>serene
>>14482146Only in mlpg~
>>14482143i don't mean to be rudeor mean to youbut your waifu's a slutand you are too
>>14482135Luna's a pretty great horse.
>>14482152I wish I were a slutI'm too asocial to manage that ;_;
>>14482135more like selene
I'm not sure how to feel about this
>that loli luna fic by hot sauce
>>14482156>you will never take slut lessons from lewd princess
>>14482152She's my little slut~
>>14482160>Bulging meat curtainsIt's furry, but still unf.
>>14482160Yiff in hell furfeatherfag
>>14482165Stay away from my waifu
>>14482163>she manages to take you from total shut-in to subby trap>it's not much, but progress is progress
>>14482175>>14482163StopTalk about how this pony will never stop being boring and how you would make her unboring if you were a writer for the show
>>14482172>>14482171I'm still getting mixed signalsIf it goes up for sale I might have to get 4 jobs ;-;
>>14482174She's property of Ponk, sorry.
>>14482178haha your life pleases me
>>14482177turn her in to a stallion for realsmake it last for a couple episdoes
RARTOBERFEST!
>>14482178Were you planning on wearing this for sexual?
>>14482186Rarivember acyually
>>14482178Hue hue hueston we have a problem!
>>14482177replace her with another rarity
>>14482189>RarivemberRarity had all October you assholeIt's Dashvember now
>>14482178noone cares furfag
>>14482181What why>>14482187Why would I take on 4 jobs to get a suit (that probably isnt going to be for sale), only to ruin it by sweating out every drop of liquid in my body because it doubles as an oven
Never furget
>>14482198how nice of him
>>14482203Muffins seem like they'd be alright from a can
>>14482197Rarity gets every month except DiamondTiarch and Twistember
>>14482210oh, I forgot that all your opinion are terrible and purposefully counter culture
>>14482210>forgetting Dash history month
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/reset--4
qeq?
so arousing
>>14482135
>>14482228nony make me a cute Dash gif
>>14482214lel le fetish greentext pony do you even watch the show only a real primary ponyfag would care about shitty supporting characters unf read my diamond tiara waifu greentext unf unf the main 6 are brony poniesunf unf background pony unf
>>14482233Good night, MLPG
>>14482229>tfw lolip is ded and hats us
>>14482235I think you mean good morning
Is there a correlation with people with autism and people who watch this show?
Is it time for Buses and Dragons? derpy.me/Sainederpy.me/Sainederpy.me/SaineAlso why does everyone assume I'm super gay? I actually prefer women.
>>14482242Yes. The simplified social situations and expressive style makes it easy for autists to follow.
What size condom do you use, MLPG?
>>14482237What brought that on? And he's far from dead.
>>14482243[pitaphilia intensifies]
>fedora
>>14482253>tfw no cute flutters to be awkward around
>>14482248the big onesIt took me way too long to realize that the free ones my school's health center were too small because I kept tearing them while trying to put them on
You will never hug moonpone.
>>14482258>opensuse
>>14482248Larger>tfw one company makes cheap thin condoms>tfw their large is literally my perfect size>tfw found the perfect condomThey still suck butts in general though
>>14482272>scat
>>14482271>Debian
Now there's a butt you can truly call best butt.
>>14482281>arch
>>14482272Should be easy enough to hue swap that garbage.y/n
>>14482288?
>>14482286Gentoo
>rediv stram>portal 2 song comes onI dont know how to feel
Fedora, Slackware, and Debian are the only distro's you'll ever needGentoo is for people that are too dumb for BSD
>>14482298That's not what I meant.
>>14482243Roogna sounds like a massive fucking douche.
>>14482307She's better now.
>>14482305what the hell 4AM punctuation
>>14482305>Literally Euphoric, Slackware, and Debian are the only distro's you'll ever need>>>/g/Windows 7 is the only OS you'll ever need.
>>14482305Fedora a shit though. Even Linus thinks so.
>>14482315Except new games that windows puts out forces windows 8So if that halo 3 ever comes out, you'll have to have it
>>14482315
>>14482315OS X > loonix > winderpsinb4>muh games>muh gayming hardware>muh allowance>>14482322At least it doesn't use apt+dpkg.
>>14482315Is that opalarara
>>14482329HATS IS ON OSX
>>14482315>windows 7
>tfw sprained lower back>tfw still hurts to sit days laterI just cant get comfortable, ugh,
>>14482332Neopets desert paintbrush pone.
>>14482335Hats is on Linux, Max OS and Windows.
>>14482322for not updating their kernelslinux torvalds confirmed for arch user
this was fun
>>14482323>Except new games that windows puts out forces windows 8>muh Crysis Battlefield Metro: Last Night>>>/v/
>>14482329>mac os x
>>14482349Awwww yeaaaa someone finally drew that cool comic dress she has!
stop shitposting
>>14482349more softball plsyou know, if you feel like it
>>14482329>OS X
>>14482343Arch isn't the only distro that keeps its kernel up to date. The only reason why Ubuntu's still on 3.11 is because 3.12 came out a week ago.
Debian testing >>>>>>>>>>>>> Every other linux distro > BSD > OS X > Fucking clusterfuck of an os what the hell are these primitives anyway are you telling me that someone seriously thought it was a good idea to put every single setting in one database?-dows
MLPG is really full of awful people
You could have gotten off the ride, not.
>>14482374
Remember when socks were cool?
>>14482376socks were always cool
>>14482376remember when socks were smelly?
>you will never rub lewd princess's belly
>you will never be a gay dog licking a fat stallion's ponut
>>14482385>she will never rub your prostate
>you will never be pegacorn
Remember when socks made it easier for women to orgasm?
>>14482366It's actually not a terrible idea to keep settings like that in a big database. That's what databases are for, and it allows key-level granularity for security and read/write atomicity. Text based configuration files are great until more than one program needs to access them at a time, then you need something like Xresources, gconf or the Windows registry.The only thing wrong with the Windows registry is everything that's been implemented on top of it, like the abortion that is file associations, COM, DDE and pretty much the rest of Windows. The registry is okay though.
Remember when you could go outside and not worry about getting shot?
>>14482394>you will never shudder and climax as she snuggles and kisses you
>>14482403I don't understand the relation between the things you're saying and the topic of the board or thread
>>14482403That is every day for me because I am not American.It's pretty neat I guess, though I don't really think about it a lot.
>>14482407The computer talk is pony related though
>>14482412it's not, at allwhich is why I didn't respond to itI was hoping to nip this one in the bud
>>14482416>I was hoping to be a faggotyou did it
>>14482403I've never once feared for my safetyI'm not American though
>>14482421no u
>>14482412It is if we post pony pictures.
>>14482407>>14482403I hope these aren't realI miss the world that valued some lives less than others. It was good at discouraging nutters from going on random shooting sprees.
>>14482412Ponies are made with computers. Even this one. If there wasn't computers there wouldn't be ponies.
>>14482429they're not real
>>14482429they're real in the sense that the Brady campaign would rather see you get raped then defend yourself with a firearm
>tfw you'll never be a mare mom and have a little colt wake you upsigh
>>14482440>you will never be a little colt>your mare mother will never hand you over to a busty human mistress>she will never mold you in to a perfect gentleman
>centos
>>14482403Not really. I live in ottawa, we had a grand total of 9 murders this year so far.
>>14482403yesstill can>tfw not living in detroitthe farther you stay away from the massive 'merican class divide that's at the root of all our violence, the better. i should probably get out of here before it creeps its way to my doorstep, unless we suddenly get socialized healthcare, decent diagnosis and treatment for the mentally ill, universal background checks, and mandatory safe gun storage>it's a right to bear arms, not a right to hang a loaded gun on your wall when you have autistic children in the house
>>14482435Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panties, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.
>>14482448Safe gun storage is already mandatory in every state I'm pretty sure.It's just that police don't go barging into houses looking for unsafe firearms. Yet.
>>14482435>空手が知らないオメエ弱虫なの死んでいるよ
Why aren't you drawing?
>>14482435If these piss off feminists then I'm all for them.
>>14482457No tablet, plus I don't really want to draw traditional paper shit, or I would.
>>14482457because i'll play hats now and will draw later.but not pony. i'm done with that.
>>14482454No, it's not.Our gun transfer laws are still fucked up too. And while all of this is making it easy to circumvent background checks and give adam lanzas their rifles, our politicians are fretting over fucking pistol grips.American gun politics are fucking retarded.
>>14482457Because I'm a lazy shit
>>14482457because I need to go to work in 10 minutesHowever I now vow to do so at the nearest opportunity
>>14482464>No it's notYes it is
>>14482455what
>>14482464the majority of tracable firearms used in crimes in mexico come from the US. but there's nothing wrong with transfer laws. it's the barrel shrouds and magazines.
>>14482457Doing an animatic first
>>14482472>not knowing KarateYou are a weak insect.You will die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf9q7ZS1_os
>>14482469...I remember this image but I don't remember her being fat in it.
>>14482457i am
>>14482475>barrel shroudNever forgetshoulder thing that goes up
>>14482468>Yes it isI'm like 90% sure there's no law that mandates "safe gun storage" in Washington stateis this some sort of federal law you're talking about?Do you have a single fact to back up what you're saying?
>>14482486Look up gun storage laws in any state.Most will require them to be locked away. Nobody does it, though.
>>14482468Barely.>you can keep loaded guns all over the place>unless it's in the presence of minors!We should probably start requiring permits to purchase, transfer, and possess ammo since storage is so hard to regulate. Anyone who's serious about home or self defence should be happy to take a training class and earn a little plastic card.
>>14482469Mods don't like anthro, careful buddy
>>14482491I'm looking up gun storage laws in Washington state and I'm not finding anyThat's why I'm asking you. You're saying that every single state makes it mandatory and I don't believe you.
>>14482469Not Sugar but would still bang.
>>14482497Mods rarely ever come into MLPG.When they do they just delete stuff that mentions them like my post and yours.
>>14482507disgusting
>>14482507[vomiting intensifies greatly]
>>14482478for what
>>14482510>tfw the shakeweight would probably be a decent gadget if everyone could ignore the symbolism
>>14482464>>14482468Its mandatory in the sense that if your kid or someone living in the house that is legally prohibited from having a firearm gets a hold of it, then proceeds to do something stupid with it you are liable in both criminal and civil matters.>>14482464>Our gun transfer laws are still fucked up too. And while all of this is making it easy to circumvent background checks and give adam lanzas their rifles.All FFL holders (anyone who has a bussiness selling/trading firearms needs one of these) must perform a background check when selling ANY firearm to ANY person NO exceptions. If you are a private citizen however depending on your state you can sell firearms without background checks.I would be perfectly fine with the passage of a bill requiring background checks for all private sales as long as it also reaffirms that the 2nd amendment applies to citizens and specifically forbids any national firearms/assault weapon ban, gun registration scheme or permit requirements.
>>14482519It's fucking hammer curls with high repetition and low weightit's a gimmick through and through
>tfw shitters won't fuck off to >>>/pol/ or >>>/k/
>>14482521>If you are a private citizen however depending on your state you can sell firearms without background checks.Stupid beyond belief
>>14482525>tfw you can't ignore non-pony discussion>>>/mlp/>>>/ponychan/
>>14482507This picture is unf but dumb.Why are Fluttershy and Pinkie drawn in completely different styles?
>>14482525>Chrysalis will never convert you to a pretty mare in exchange for a few months of breeding duty
>>14482527Here in Florida you don't even need a notary or anything. You technically don't need a bill of sale either, but it's always nice to have one.Second amendment, yo.
>>14482525isn't it obvious anonmlpg got bored of pony. mlpg doesn't like pone. mlpg "grew up" too much for pone.all the pony mlpg cares about is fetish because mlpg is still furry. mlpg thinks fetish is acceptable "pony"mlpg is dead
>>14482528>acting like you have the right to shitpost non-pony stuff
>>14482529Why is Rainbow so cute when she rolls around like that?
>>14482514Probably poorly made pony porn.
>>14482538see the rules, bro.off-topic is allowed. I have the right.
>>14482483What are you drawing?
>>14482543That isn't the updated rules son
Pony just shot some cops and needs somewhere to lay low for a few days.Do you harbour her?
>>14482533>right to keep and bearI don't see "freely distribute" in there
>>14482540Because she's a qt obvs.
>>14482493>We should probably start requiring permits to purchase, transfer, and possess ammo since storage is so hard to regulate. Anyone who's serious about home or self defence should be happy to take a training class and earn a little plastic card.You mean like Chicago did with handguns? Then proceeded to deny applicants who were not ultra rich or politicians? The very same law the supreme court overturned with prejudice recently?The reason I am strictly opposed to any permit/registration scheme is that it would make it trivial for a bureaucratic agency without congressional approval to start denying firearms to anyone they want.Just recently Canada dismantled its long gun registry for this very reason. The bureaucratic agency that ran it decided a semi-automatic .22LR gun was now illegal because it looked too much like an AK-47. There was no vote and no involvement from parliament, a bureaucrat decided that everyone who owned this gun must turn it into their local police for destruction, despite the fact that it was functionally identical to hundreds of other less scary looking rifles.This is why I would rather the government not have an easily searchable index of the firearms I own.
>>14482547none of that contradicts the earlier rules.thread topic needs to be pony. replies don't.
>trying to kill nonpony discussion with "pony is cute" and "pony is unf"lol noyou have to actually talk about the show and distract the nonpony posters. they're only nonpony because cute and unf was all you were talking about to begin with
Quick, post ponies please.
>>14482552It's not freely distributing, it's selling.Terrorist.
>>14482566>mfw ponies
>>14482560>discussion
>>14482570>when discussing peoplewho's discussing people?
>>14482561But anon, how can they do that when MLPG is full of secondaries that don't even watch the show?SECONDARY TEST:OAB, DS, and FWF were the best episodes in season 1: Y/NGYIC is highly overrated: Y/NThere is not a single good fluttershy episode that's actually about fluttershy: Y/Y
>>14482561Eat shit.I will discuss pony's cuteness and unfness all day.You can keep talking about guns or whatever though I don't really care.
>>14482576sometimes I discuss human/pony interactionssorry if that bothers you but, in all honesty, I'm probably not going to stop
>>14482585>Sorry if it bothers youwhat?I'm the one saying people can talk about whatever they want.
>>14482579Too many acronyms for me.
butts
>>14482587oh, alright. I would appreciate it if you tried to keep it pony related in the future
>>14482580nobody would give a shit about guns if you would talk about my little pony instead of posting vapid autistic shit about your uncontainable feelings for a cartoon horse's asstell me about your favorite fucking episode, faggot. mine is look before you sleep because it's fucking funny and has good character interactions with the best ponies.your turn faglord
>>14482594Sorry if it bothers you, but it's not against the rules and I enjoy it.
>>14482592you gotta say it with more gustoBUTTS
>>14482598>Sorry if it bothers you, but it's not against the rules and I enjoy it.Yes it is, read the global rules.
>>14482552>I would be perfectly fine with the passage of a bill requiring background checks for all private sales as long as it also reaffirms that the 2nd amendment applies to citizens and specifically forbids any national firearms/assault weapon ban, gun registration scheme or permit requirements.Every gun owner I have ever had this discussion with would fully support a law similar to this. I would love to see this bill introduced to congress just to watch it be killed in committee by the gun control advocates who would rather ban scary looking black rifles than do something useful.Gun control is not about guns that its about control.
>>14482601BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTS
>>14482606I did.You need to read them.
>>14482595>It's About Time and Dragonshy>Not the bestPleb alert
>>14482598I really wish rule 15 didn't apply to /b/ so you could take your "try and stop me" attitude elsewhere
>>14482610YEAH
DORKS
>>14482610>>14482592>vapid autistic shit about your uncontainable feelings for a cartoon horse's ass
>>14482614It's not a "try and stop me" attitude you fuckwit, it's a "leave me the fuck alone, you're not talking about a damn thing and I'm bored"
>Do not post the following outside of /b/: Discords, flames, racism, off-topic replies,- GR3, forever>I can't read and can shitpost whatever I want because of this screencap lalallalalala- You, 2013
guys...guys...what if...what if...we could talk about ponies AND guns?
>>14482618YEEEEEEEEEAH
>>14482595Tell me about your fetish and what you would do to pone instead
>>14482625>Discords
>>14482630how does pony even into trigger
>12 days
>>14482625>DiscordsObviously an enforced rule, anon. Nice job. Your reaction image makes it correct, though.
>>14482630that would be fine
>>14482637How does she manage to be so qt by doing nothing ?
>>14482642>s4 starts>"that was a nice episode">"i want to coat pinkie's insides with my stack loads">"lol i posted it again">"pony says she loves you">"tfw no furry gf">"pony transforming you into a slutty trap colt">midway through s4>"that was a shitty episode">"i want to coat pinkie's insides with my stack loads">"pony says she loves you">"lol i posted it again">"tfw no furry gf">"pony transforming you into a slutty trap colt"
Stallion'sachingballs
>>14482635I filter troll/ing/ed to discord/ing/ed with the ponify addon.
>>14482630what about ponies in sweaters
It just goes to show that hiatus MLPG is nothing but a bunch of furries who like their headcanons of the characters more than the actual show.
Sweetie Belle is a ROBOT!
>>14482595Fine gosh. My favourite was RoH part 2 because I'm a sucker for adventure episodes and it also had some of the best characterization for the main six that we've seen so far.
>>14482622>you're not talking about a damn thing and I'm boredso go talk about guns on /k/, politics on /pol/, tumblr on /r/TiA or whatever the fuck you want to talk about somewhere where it's appropriateIf you're not going to take the slightest amount of effort to make it pony related it doesn't belong on the pony board
>>14482630Look how happy that SCARY BACK FOAL KILLING PRINCESS SEEKING ASSAULT RIFLE WITH GUARD KILLER BOOLITS is making pony. Do you want to take that happiness away from pony?
>>14482160set it on fire
>>14482160
>>14482673>So go blah blah blahI like MLPG.And protip: Posting pony images doesn't make it fucking pony related. You're as off-topic as I am.
>>14482674Is that a FAMAS with the shoulder thing that goes up?
>getting mad at off-topic>after 3+ years of off-topic
>>14482514It's a "What if" with papers please.Basically it's like the actual papers please game.Trying to decide whether to make it with ponies trying to acess artstrotzka orYou playing as a pony border agent between pony world/eqg world (theres 2 mirror things in the center, at the top its humans coming into it and turning into ponies and the bottom its ponies going into it and turning human). This one is more like it's a vacation traverse and you are on the looking to stop changelings getting into the human world.
>New Youtube comments>Comments are just as shitty and uninformedWhy does anyone give a rats ass about Youtube comments?
>>14482685>And protip: Posting pony images doesn't make it fucking pony related.
>>14482695Oh my god shut the fuck up
>>14482699I'm posting pony, anon.Now I can talk about whatever I want, right? Is that how you justify your asinine topics?
>>14482699
You can only talk about the show so much till the thread eventually goesI like Pony APony A is shit, Pony B is betterPony B is my waifuPony just ate your burritoetc.So what if people go off topic for a bit, it always eventually dwelves back into pony. You guys need to lighten up.
>>14482708>Pony just ate your burritoNOOOOOOOOOO
>>14482685>>14482699Right now, MLPG is a bunch of furfags pretending to be MLPG, not "MLPG".A shambling shell of a thread, saying "this pony is cute" and "i would fuck this pony" to try and give the impression that it actually watches the fucking show, which it doesn't, which is exactly why the only thing it ever does is post shitty greentexts about fetishes and complain about a lack of a pony girlfriend
>>14482705>>14482707
>>14482708Don't forgetpony does xpony wants xpony thinks xpony etc.but jesus christ so help me god if someone mentions something other than pony
Remember when we were back on /co/ and it was chill and everyone had names and nobody cared if you didn't contribute
>>14482726I wish we could all go back to wearing names so it would be easier to filter fucking retards that post stupid shit
>>14482720
WE CAN PONY IF WE WANT TO
remember when MLPG was more than a pony image dump thread
>>14482726I think I started posting here around the nameocalypse, when people would shitpost constantly in response to people with names asking them what they contributed.Truly horrible times.
MLPG IS DYING
>>14482742not really
>>14482749MLP IS ALREADY DEADATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
>>14482742Hiatus does that.
>>14482749THE TIME IS COMINGRISING LIKE THE DAWN OF A RED SUNIF YOU FEAR DYINGTHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
>>14482742It still is?
>>14482544goodra
>>14482759
Remember when you didn't jack off to cartoon horses?
>>14482762not right now
Long dash is loooooong.
>>14482770to be honest, no
>>14482742I think image dumps are fine when there's nothing to talk about. It's like we temporarily turn into a *booru, and that's fine. Sometimes the images stir up another discussion.
>>14482642I never want another hiatus like this one again.
Twilight = Purple = Princess TwilightRarity = White = CelestiaDash = Blue = LunaPinkie = Pink = CadenceFluttershy = Yellow = ??????yfw they're going to make Fluttershy a princess so they can have color coded princess versions of the main characters.
>>14482770I fapped to Doug Winger horse anthro way before FiM
>>14482770I jacked off to blue fox girls and real horses before thatNot much of a change
>>14482770Kinda, it was only about two years ago.
>>14482770I didn't jack off to cartoon horses today.
>>14482776>Image dumps are fine when there's nothing to talk aboutso is fucking off-topic discussion only an idiot would prefer an image dump to discussion
>>14482790
>>14482778What about Applejack?And a dragon Princess?
>>14482770When I didn't do that, I was jacking off to just lolicon.
>>14482793
>>14482793My point exactly
>>14482799
You guys realize how weird we are right?
>>14482806I have no idea what you're talking about
>>14482779>>14482781
>>14482806Where do you think we are?
>>14482790Actually I think that's fine too. There's no point getting upset about what people want to talk about. No one's forcing you to stay here.
>>14482806
>>14482814Boy, we could've used you back when the retards were forcing discussion out so they could spam the thread like mane
>>14482806I'm not weird at all.
>>14482814>No one's forcing you to stay here...of coursewe're all here under our own free will... right?
>people actually thinking image dumping is okay in MLPGfuck off scum we try to make the image limit last here in case SOMETHING actually relevent gets released
>>14482814
>>14482808I remember writing that post
>>14482829>people actually thinking it's okay just to post whatever the fuck they want whenever they wantfuck off scum, there are plenty of other places on the internet to discuss things that aren't poniesthis is a place for tiny colorful horses
The archive is down.
>>14482836There are also plenty of threads to dump ponies inthis is a place for tiny colorful horse discussion
>>14482835I remember reading itI hadn't been following the conversation so it really stuck out as one of those "what the fuck even" moments
>>14482809Why is every furry a dogWho the fuck wants to be a dog when you can be a unicorn I mean fuck
>>14482836>look at me i'm a faggot who doesn't realise being stuck in a image capped thread for 500 posts sucks ass
Arise discussion.
>>14482828I think I am.I mean, I've never really tried leaving.I probably could.
>>14482845>look at me, I'm a jackass that doesn't know how to make a new thread
>>14482475Supplied by the ATF.>"purposely allowed licensed firearms dealers to sell weapons to illegal straw buyers">The stated goal of allowing these purchases was to continue to track the firearms as they were transferred to higher-level traffickers and key figures in Mexican cartels>Guns tracked by the ATF have been found at crime scenes on both sides of the Mexico–United States border, and the scene where United States Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry was killed.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandalThe government should be the only ones allowed to own guns amirite?
>This pony is fucking serenethe ironing
>>14482858
Pony made you breakfast.
>>14482838the /mlp/ one isour's isn't
>>14482862Fluttershy is a shitty horse and the show would be improved if she was permanently removed
>>14482860>morning threads>ever serene>ever
>>14482854>Look at me, I want you to make new threads for me to spam shit in instead of thinking about the consequences of shitposting images every post>why should anyone else even need images anyway they are for me to avatarfag my feelings
>be me>year 2011>car is a 1989 honda civic>drive to toys-r-us express>no drive thru>have to park and go inside>find girls asle, get in line behind greasy black-clad hirsute neckbeards>only one brushable pinkie pie left>all mine>checkout pony without incident, pasta safe in coat pockets>decide to check target on the way home>one parking space is very close to the entrance>it's also very tight>pull into space, can barely get door open>pull out, adjust angle of car, try to pull into sparking space again>again, door just about bangs huge truck in next stall>pull car into and out of parking space a few more times>security guard stops me>tells me "if you can't learn to park correctly, you are gonna be driving your coupe back and forth forever."
>>14482846It would really bum me out if we never saw Scootaloo learn how to fly.
>>14482873PERSONAL BLOG LISTEN TO ME PLS
>>14482875She can't fly.
>>14482864Pony made me breakfast? With her mouth? That's technically the same as kissing pony on the lips!
why hasn't SCOOTaloo learned her special talent is using the scooter yet?it's in her damned name
>>14482870no, you're rightstuff like >>14482873 should be encouragedmy mistakecontinue your personal blogging freely, anon
>>14482881
>>14482881Exactly.
>>14482879She should eventually. Maybe late season four/early season five.
>>14482877But it's not a blag, it's just a really bad joke.
>>14482858Fucking hell anon. Every time I think my government can't possibly be anymore evil they go and top themselves.
>>14482882Because this is a godawful 20 minute toy commercial and it's complete shit if you compare it to anything that isn't a cartoon for little girls, johnny test, total drama, or 6teen, and therefore hasbro will stall things and introduce things at random to maximize profitsI remember or rationale for liking it being that it was better than those, and most other girls shitWhy are we even here? Because we want to fuck horses, right?
>>14482898all the sane people left after season 2
Yeah probably
>>14482886>Implying I'm advocating personal bloggingI'm trying to fucking save images just incase of another season 04 preview, which likely due to 12 DAYS, or better yet, so we can actually not have to go through five hours of no images in a thread simply because ifdiots used them all in five minutes
>>14482898>Johnny Test>Total Drama>better than MLP
>>14482898I'm here because cute ponies doing cute thingsYou seem to be here because you love bitching about the most inconsecuential stugg
>>14482889There's an episode in season 4 all about how scootaloo can't fly.
>>14482898I want /co/ to leave.
>>14482904no no no, you're rightinstead of ponies we should be talking about guns or cars or music or thingsAlso, I'm pretty sure that "five hours of no images in a thread" thing never happenedWould you mind linking a thread in the archive where it actually happened? that seems highly unlikely!
>>14482907Maybe it ends with her flying. You don't know that it doesn't.
>>14482907b-but thats the episode she learns to fly in... right?
>>14482906I used to be here because I liked cute ponies having fun adventures but all MLPG likes now is>hurr this pic of pone>2 kawaii>wuld fuk>unf>sergl xD>pony says is cuteYou're broniesSome amount of bitching should get you to change
I can't wait to see the rest of this.imgur.com/a/rWRG5
>>14482917They also confirmed an episode that dealt with disability's, and its a prime candidate to be that episode.
>>14482905The original Total Drama is pretty good
>>14482914>look at me i'm meta shitpostingYour going to have to actually try harder to put imply things I did not implicate
instead of being off topic, dumping images, and yearning for non-hiatus mlpgwhy don't we just uhnot post? like at all?
>>14482917I'd like to see it end that way, or maybe if she doesn't actually fly the episode with at least the idea that she might be able to some day.
>>14482926alright, we'll forget the whole "off topic discussion vs pony images" thinglink me a thread in the archive where we went five hours without posting an imageand no, one where 4chan was being retarded and not allowing images doesn't countif that's actually a thing you saw happen it shouldn't be TOO hard for you to find the thread, again, right?
>>14482921It's shit.
>>14482935sure, I think it happened sometime in season 02 hiatus, I'll just try to rmember the month
>>14482929>implying that MLPG can live without attentionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_supply
You are absolutely pathetic. Fucking kill yourselves already.
>>14482929Pffft.Get a load of this guy.
>>14482923I think Faust herself talked about how her original idea was that Scootaloo couldn't fly and she wanted an episode dealing with that. They may have changed that though now that she's gone.
>>14482948>Shit all over her best ideas>Keep her worst oneYep sounds about right.
>>14482950while we're on the topic of meta shitposting, what's the fucking deal with this kind of thing?Are you entering the thread? are you leaving it?do you delete this image and repost it if a new thread gets made?what possible purpose could you hope to accomplish by reposting this image without text?
God I hate Babs, I hope Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon or Twist get some action as opposed to Baaabs.
>>14482960I like all of those poniesI want them all to be fens
>>14482941narcissism describes every shitposter on 4chan>please pay attention to me i'm worthless
:^)
>>14482976Sent ;)
>>14482960I would have sex with Babs
>Lesbians intensifying on Gunnerkrigg CourtHappening
What does it feel like to be nuzzled by a pony?
>>14482980Received.
>>14482987bags of salty milk and coins
>>14482987Probably warm.
http://derpibooru.org/470053unf
Pony just bought some cookie butter.
>>14483020it's shit
>>14483029I honestly do not care for "Pony just X" may may any further.
Would you buy pony a larger set of vacuum cups when she outgrows her old ones?
>>14483033You're a shit.
>>14483020>Sugar will never sit on my face and fart
pony says you are a one gigantic faggot
>>14483049Pony is wrong. I'm actually TWO gigantic faggots! PSYCHE!
>>14483040I'm not sure, I think we need to focus more on jiggliness before we go for more size
>>14483043
>>14483073You mean helping her swollen labia jiggle when she winks hard at you or just having her puffy vulva wobble as she trots around town?
>>14483079Both, reallyif we're going for such dramatic physical changes, she should have something to show off to her friendsA vulva that's so wobbly it keeps going long after the pony has stopped would be quite an attention grabber
>>14483090Do you think they'd poke and prod her fat pussy, watching it jiggle and ripple until she was a sopping, needy mess?
>>14483095It seems rude to tease a pony like that in publiccould they really get her all worked up and just leave her like that?I'd gladly relieve her if she wouldn't mind the attention from the general public
>tfw remembering failed /mlp/ projectsAll neighing and no kicks.
>>14482349>no vaginawhat the fucking point?
>>14483125Oh yeah, they wanted to make an episode with a deer.I'd forgotten all about that. There was a great animator in the lot iirc.
>tfw again
>>14483125I remember all the discussionrip- world building and zeeba threads
Dead thread.
>>14483154>Implying I wouldn't slay a zebra god and consume it's zebra heart in the name of my zebra cult leader
Fertility Goddess Acid
>>14483179stallions touching dickshttp://derpibooru.org/298844
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.
>>14482806Uh guys, I did something to pony
>>14483183sort of unf
THIS LITTLE HORSIE TRAVELED YONKERS.
>>14483236You didn't do a good job
>>14483236
>>14483260
>>14483260ponk is not for sad
HORSEIS BEB
would you kiss Acid
>>14483154Those were pretty fun while they lasted
>Mom gives me an applecrisp donut>First thing I say out loud is "Applejack's ponut">She says "What's Applejack's ponut?"
>>14483311>not getting a bratwurst or a hot dog and sticking it in the donut while screaming "ANAL SEX THE OST"
>>14483311>"You know, like a puffy horse anus"
>>14483301
>>14483311At least it's not as bad as the time I called my fluttershy toy "mom"
>>14483308>>14483154I would also add there's no reason one could start them up again
I hate Edgy Pie, worst case of fanon that exists.
>>14483325What the fuck man
>>14483329I hate pure maiden Raritysecond worst headcanon
>>14483311
Is anyone else getting some trouble with Youtube Center? You have to press play twice to make it play in HD even if you have auto resolution on. spoiler for not pone
>>14483338I hate Scootaloo can't fly. Third worst headcanon.
>>14483325>>14483311>At least it's not as bad as the time I called my fluttershy toy "mom"
>>14483334I WAS FAPPING TO FLUTTERSHY PICS AND FICS A LOT AT THE TIMEAND DEVELOPED A CERTAIN KIND OF CONNECTION TO HERPLS FREUD DON'T HURT ME
>>14483352Can you link so good Fluttershy fapfics?
>>14483347>headcanon.
>>14483352I should slap you right now for calling such a terrible pony "mom."
>>14483359Anon that was months ago, and since then I got a new computer and don't have the bookmarks.plus I'm a Chrysalis fag now>>14483370Freud is a terrible pony.
Pony got you out of your bed a-crying get a job
You make Pony sick
>>14483373>being a Chrysalisfag>everI have no reaction images in the computer, but just imagine a face that says "you're a faggot"
>>14483393What a thing to say!
>>14483393
>>14483383>gg will never draw more pony dolls
>>14483391
https://derpiboo.ru/467183?scope=scpe18d210c65b23671ae6a1374993f393579543fc65Have we sperged about this already
>>14483403I still think a pony doll tumblr thing could have been a good idea.
>>14483410Nahgood art of marker pony is nice
>>14483391I can taste your mad
>>14483391>being this jelly
>>14483410man who cares
>>14483410No, the reception was positiveIt's a nice pic
>>14483387It's because I am an unsavory creature.
>>14483410>Self inserrrrrrrrrthue
>>14483410It's been posted a few times, not really much sperging, mostly just "Why would he draw that he doesn't even come here" and "That's not that bad a pic of Marker if you ignore that fucking rabbit".
eh heh hehwhat do you mean you don't want me to slap you with my futa mare cock
egg laying intensifies
>>14483437it's probably not even pink anymore
>>14483437If s04 had an episode of mane 6 fighting changeling 6 it would be the best thing ever.
>>14483419>>14483418why would i be mad and jelly at a villain whose only good thing was a decent villain song.
>>14483446I could care less
>"Hey Anon, I need to make some cash. Have any ideas?"
>>14483442If an episode revolved around one of the mane 6 becoming a changeling it'd be the best thing ever.
>>14483464I give you twenty dollars to sit on my face until I die
>>14483464I'll pay you to paint my house.
>>14483464Get a loan from your local bank.
>>14483464I heard these two made a lot of money by cuddling desperate humans.
>>14483465>mlp s04 finally>twilight becomes a villian changeling
>>14483464Brew some meth.
>>14483464can i buy your sister off you
>>14483464I'll give you $100 an hour.
>Ryan Stiles is around the same age as Colin MochrieWhat
>>14483510
THE DEED HAS BEEN DONE http://i.imgur.com/QlKp1dc.png
>>14483510"The oldest man in the building right now"
>"Hey Anon, I need to get rid of this boner. Have any ideas?"
>>14483523Fluttershy as a bus fucking a dragonified vw micro bus.
>>14483523
>>14483523GO TO SLEEPnow draw chrysalis denying roogna's orgasms
>>14483523GOOD JORB
>>14483523>mfw>>14483529Geld yourself you abomination
>>14483529How about I cut your dick off?
>>14483515
>>14483529>>14483464I think I just had an idea.
>>14483548plz no
>>14483548PLEASE YES
>>14483539silly fool, you can't cut steel
>>14483557>you will never practice orgasm denial on roogna
>>14483538
>>14483571The only thing I liked that was Acid related was that screencap about her intoxicating scent and transformation other than that it's a shitty anthro
THE TIME OF HORSE CARTOONS APPROACHES
>>14483570>you're terrible at it>you just keep jacking him off over and over until he passes out
>>14483565http://i.imgur.com/BRsCpyB.pngUpdated
MLP/g/, for those of you that don't visit /g/, you can get free $25 google play credit as a result of an oversight in Samsung's Note registration system.Thread with more info:>>>/g/37973488Technically you can get a whole lot more than $25.
>>14483585I could write some crud if you want about her musk
>>14483592>you keep doing it even after that>Roogna wakes back up to you trying to get him hard again
>>14483596Yes please write that.
>>14483596Not him, but fuck yes please
am i the only one who feels that mlpg has changed a lot? it feels weird being here now, and i don't think i like it. i only even come around here a couple of minutes and then leave. it was like this when s3 was airing too.
>>14483609>>14483602>>14483596Can you at least wait until night or something?
>>14483612Not at all. It's way more argumentative and hostile, and there's a lot less namefags.I still like it, but it definitely changed,
>>14483595i don't understand what you're saying?
>>14483623If you do what's described in the thread I linked, you can get some dosh on Google Play in form of a redeemable code.
>>14483617it's monday morningit's basically night
>>14483612mlpg didn't changeyou changedalso mlpg changed a shitload but it does that all the time
Here is one of just the bus if you're into that
>>14483633>leaving the critter butt inI HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED
>>14483523So Angel is revving it up, and making that baby purr so that the muffler spews a constant, yet fluctuating stream of noxious C02 emmisions unto Fluttershy's raging dragon erection?
>>14483629int that illegal?
>>14483639Hey maybe dragons are into that.
>>14483620I wish everyone wasn't so angry all the time
>>14483642The fuckup is on Samsung's side, they can't blame you for that. Worst thing that could happen is that they pull the funds from your Play account, but that's highly unlikely. More likely is that they're gonna deactivate the codes in some time, but that won't matter if you redeem them.
>>14483645Yes, and Angel knows exactly what she wants
>>14483656i'm reminded of a similar Walmart incident earlier in the year
>>14483677that was last week
>>14483648But argumentative and angry is good. That way, there are no fetishfags.
tfw no caimon
>>14483677It was like two weeks ago, they had huge sales on expensive shit for a short while, they had to ship the products on orders that went through.
>>14483593Draw more pics including Volkswagen T1 pls.
>>14483656Seems kinda wrong and dishonest though...I'm reminded of felix the cat. You can't make money. Instant or regular. Ya know.
Time is of the utmost importance!
aww shit
>>14483684Come on anon, be reasonable.
>>14483698oh saine, you dumb beautiful homoyou gave in to anon's stupid request and now he's never going to stop bugging you about more dumb stupid requests
>>14483716Eh, these things happen. Anyway, Goodnight!
>>14483692how cool she is2
Pony can't believe you just did that
>>14483734pony says that these posts are borderline shitposting, but no one cares because they're the latest and greatest MLPG maymay thus anyone that hates them shouldn't be on MLPG.
>>14483734Well, if pony doesn't like it, she can just pack her things and move out!
>>14483741human should stay on his medication if pony is talking to him and causing him distress
>>14483745Pony is going home to your mother!
MLPG, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
Pony knows that season 4 is gonna be shitPony is mad that PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ is getting even more attention and more episodes than ever before.
>>14483741Pony wants you to let it all out. Pony all called you a big puss
>>14483755you can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister
Pony will turn this car around if you don't stop acting up.
>>14483751>>14483759Point made, I guess.
>>14483770But Rarity, Applejack keeps touching me!
>>14483728That is a fluffy neck. I want to rub it.
>>14483728Best ship
>>14483783so special~
why have there been so many threads starting with luna?
What's the latest gossip mlpg?
>>14483797we have become roogna
Pony threw up after reading your memoir
>>14483798horse in 12 days and 1 hourseason 4 a shitm.a. larson dedPRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™
>>14483797It's senternal. He can't post with his trip, but he's trying so desperately to fit in again.
>>14483798Something something blackmail. Something something drama
>>14483818Krautism
Bunch of new pony doujinshttp://exhentai.org/g/645932/1a33f0f69b/http://exhentai.org/g/645933/fdb1954341/http://exhentai.org/g/645935/b6e4e3041e/http://exhentai.org/g/645936/b245b191d1/
>>14483819What?
>>14483798Nothing too new, though some bright sparks are setting up a marathon over the days leading up to S4, starting tommorrow.http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1384149655183.png
>>14483832one of rediv's friends/erp buddies is a jackassit's not really mlpg related at all
>>14483831>exhentaiUgh.
Pollhttp://strawpoll.me/688157
>>14483856
>>14483856>tfw not popular enough to be included
>>14483856There is one more zebra there than I can identify.Also neat, first time I've noticed the option to embed a strawpoll.
>>14483859
>>14483856>tfw your OC isn't on the listNo.
>>14483872>implying you aren't fluttershynice try flutterbutter
>>14483876Bronies, injecting edginess into little girls cartoons since friendship is magic.
>>14483859who cares
>>14483872>>14483882you two obviously need to form a secret circlejerking alliance and force each other's OCs until they're popular
>>14483856>no scarf horseno vote
FUCK MY BUTT
http://images.4chan.org/d/src/1383964058011.png>average slutty mare conversion in MLPG
>>14483856protect hobopone at all costs
>>14483840People like Red sure like to drama alot. If it means Red will never come around mlpg then all the better.
>>14483918it's like you're intentionally misinterpreting the situation just to fling mud
P-pony just um, with the thing.
>>14483924Who cares one less popularfag.
>>14483915Hypnosis scares me
>>14483915Pftahaha, thankyou for that laugh, Anon.Mind crosslinking me to the thread it's from?
>>14483889>that>edgy
>>14483935but everyone knows hypnosis doesn't real unless you want it todo you want it to, anon?>>14483939>>>/d/5113875
>>14483929It's okay. You don't have to try so hard. Let's have some toast.
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD __CMC__ FAPFICSFUCK
http://acstlu.tumblr.com/post/66672454331/looks-like-mrs-cake-isnt-ready-for-employeepffff
>>14483951kinda
>>14483963http://pastebin.com/njzqjEn9
>>14483991excellentI'll be back for you later
>>14483963http://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gj
>>14483979Kind of funny, but it feels too OOC and the gif limit ruins the last two panels with shit quality.
you can go to equestriabutyou have to help your favorite pony who is not already one become an alicorn within a year or you will permanently be returned to this earth with no memory of your time spent there
>>14483979It was better when it was in spongebob
>>14484022Deal!Why stop at one? I'm gonna help them all ascend!
>>14483993>>14484006hurrbut really, does anyone know any good ones?
>>14484022>PinkiecornThis can only end in parties
>>14484041http://pastebin.com/YVnd1AKS
>>14484003Chrys please just because I have a slight interest in hypnosis doesn't mean I want my entire mind being controlled/altered and just because the very thought of hypnosis gives me a hard-on faster than EA around donuts doesn't mean I want to be hypnotized.
>>14484046plsi've fapped to hotsauce's stuff more than enoughi need something new
You are transported to Equestria.Congratu-fucking-lations.What are you going to do for the basics of living? Job, house, etc.
>>14484056>doesn't mean I want my entire mind being controlled/alteredoh sure, you say that nowyou haven't even birthed any changelings yetYou haven't felt the constant flood of endorphins that comes with being a broodmareYou're just getting started!
>>14484097I'll put in some applications.
Twilight a shit
>>14484097I'll take Fluttershy's house.
>>14484114nuh uh
>>14484099I'd be lying if the idea of being mindcontrolled by Chrysalis isn't the unfiest thing for meor becoming a broodmare
>>14484114>>14484122And neither of them past the Shiny was caught by the archive.arch.413chan.net/mlp14476567.html
>>14484137I think it's for the best. The Shiny is the perfect capstone.
>>14484128ew grossthis guy wants to get stuffed full of bug eggsget him away from meGuards! We have a traitor here!Someone call Celestia!
I can only imagine Chrysalis saying all that with an air of giddy excitement.
>>14484143But I don't actually want to get hypnotized! it's just a fetish! I'm not those weird guys who actually listen to audio files on it! I doubt those even work.
>>14484148Er, missed my link.>>14484099
>>14484106What for? Do you have any skills that could be used in Equestria?>>14484116Fluttershy's friends are on to you and won't let you abuse her kindness.
>>14484153Most things that go through the brain are heavily influenced by belief. If you seriously believe something works it's very likely to. On the downside usually you can't just decide to believe something.
>>14484153Too lateYou've been arrested by pony guards and taken to the castle dungeonA unicorn doctor will check you out and make sure you're not carrying any parasitesYou will be referred to a psychiatrist who will perform a mental health evaluationAfter that, you will be thrown on a train to the Crystal Empire where you will be mind-raped by Cadence, turned in to a crystal pony and recruited in to Cadence's royal guardHave a nice life, scumbag
>>14484185Stab unicorn doctor in the neck and run into the everfree screaming the lyrics to "Asteroid Boogaloo"
>>14484177Can you link to any hypnosis files?What happen to the hypnosis general?
>>14484200
>Nightmare Moon: Hur, I are consume everything in the night.>Pipsqueek: Hi, Luna>*pop*>Luna: Hey, hows it going?OMNIVERSE SAVED
>>14484216I'm not really into hypnosis in any way so I don't have audio either, but there are hypnosis threads on tulpa.info and the general probably got bombed when the latest moderation wave hit, I'd guess they're on mlpchan.
>>14484227>mfw this will never happen
Oh hey, this box came for you.
>>14484247That's not what I ordered at all
>>14484247Tough luck, I always stab all boxes I get before opening them.
>>14484227>>14484236>mfw this will never happen
>>14484247Cool, my sex dolls are here. Wait. These aren't dolls.
>>14484284But they are sex
>>14484284Whatever, you can put dick in them. hell man, you have 3 warm fleshy and TIGHT as fuck poniginas.
Rarity ate 15 eggrolls.Then she ate your eggroll.
>>14484294First we thought that Spy was so really, really neat!Another boy to have and a fine piece of work!But then we found out that freakin' Spy ain't one a' us.Yeah he turned from Blu to a shapeshifting rat.
>>14484324
>>14484335Truefax
>>14484216The hypnosis generals moved to their own forums when that mod nonsense went down. I didn't really follow them after that because I didn't like the feel of the forum, but if you want to there's probably a link in the Gdoc they used to use to organize things somewhere, plus there's links to a bunch of their files.https://docs.google.com/document/d/135UFEsaCEgWuQ3w0-KMb_f8BEFac26bPrJx2HCpeTrA/editNotponeIf you're interested in nonpone files the main place I know for pirating those things at the moment is newfapchan's hypno board, but the stuff there'll probably be more focusing on the more extreme fetishy sides rather than just beginner stuff. Chewtoy at gentlybitten.com has some pretty basic but still slightly kinky files that might be fun to start with depending on what you're interested in.And there's a lot of pirated stuff available through the Gigatribe hypnosis group (A weird sorta P2P setup thing), but sadly Gigatribe recently a shit and has started limiting download amounts per month.On the legal side there's WarpMyMind, which has a bunch of stuff of very varying quality; you register an account and you can access all non-pay files that are over half a year old.
Pony has changed.
>>14484346>Dear members of the Pony hypno community...>It has come to our attention that the unofficial "Pet" file has been circulating again recently. As most of you know by now, the pet file was removed from our official resource document after it was deemed too dangerous to be used. It created many, many harmful effects, including (but not limited to) dependency, extreme separation anxiety, and a decreased ability to think for one's self. Though for some time we have allowed journals and discussions about the pet file to continue, but as of this announcement that is going to change.>After learning that the Pet file may have been a factor in an attempted suicide, we have decided that the file should no longer be part of this community in any way. As such, discussing the pet file is now off limits, and journals focusing on the pet files will be locked. We apologize if this treatment seems harsh, but we feel that this is in the community's best interest, since the file has hurt so many in the past, and has the potential to do even more harm.this is hilarious
>>14484392Well done, now they made everyone interested in it
>>14484404anyone have a copy?heinessen is down otherwise I'd search there
>wanted to get shit done>"il just play vydia for an hour">its sleep time
>>14484331wow great rhymes there eminem
>>14484414Maybe. Let me have a fossick around and see if I've still got it saved somewhere.
>>14484415>wanted to get shit done>I'll just get a job to support myself so I can move out of my parents house>four years later
>>14484436>wanted to fix the country>voted democrat>five years later
>>14484415>Play video games for 10 hours straight>Doom II, TF2,DotA 2 and Planetshit 2>Play so much vidya that I lay on belly like a dog that just got a good bellyrub>Get shit done programming wise
>>14484456at least I was only dumb enough to vote for Obama onceI threw my vote away on Gary Johnson!
>>14484415Here are my options:>be tired and grumpy so I just don't want to deal with getting shit done>get an energy drink and feel so amazing that I don't want to waste it on getting shit done
>>14484474Not getting enough sleep is terrible. I just want to murder everyone and act like an asshole. Every little thing irritates me.
>>14484474Energy drinks never do anything to me. I think I'm too heavy.
>>14484414>>14484432Found it. Dropbox reckons it'll take half an hour to upload, though. Will drop the link when it's done.
>>14484513you wouldn't happen to have a transcript of it, would you?
>>14484469>live in swing state>have to vote democrat every year because the fucking Fox-worshipping teafags are trying to take over my state and they are without question the greater of two evils>mfw first-past-the-post voting>mfw the Obama administration>mfw this fucking country
Dear Princess Rainbow Dash,Today I learned that the Wonderbolts are a bunch of cowards that wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the ass.Please post my bail.Your faithful student,Scootaloo
>>14484535>first-past-the-post votingI hate it so muchwhy can't we just have a beautiful horse princess seize power and set everything rightI'd even be happy to live in Cadence's empire
Pony wants to show you how her home project turned out.
>>14484552It was two princesses that seized power, actually.
>>14484552>you will never a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y3jE3B8HsE
Did you remember to thank veterans for their service?
>>14484569yeah, but one of them had to be banished because she tried to kill everyone
>>14484576>thanking baby killers>everwut
>>14484576They're all dead, the war was a century ago.
>>14484529Afraid not, but I'm giving it a playthrough now since I wanted to give a proper description when I posted the link (since "pet pony" isn't all that descriptive) so I'll give you a summary of how it goes once I'm done.
>>14484587>not killing the kids so they can't grow up and take arms against youlel
>>14484608right onJust, you know, don't kill yourself or anything
>>14484097Live in the EverFree forest.
>>14484625My waifu's eggs fucked your eggs
>>14484634You die and your body is never recovered.
>>14484634Congratulations, you are now manticore food.
>>14484638That doesn't even make sense.
>>14484625>tfw no bugpone to turn me into an incubator
>>14484648thats because they were fucked silly
>>14484648Durr really?
>>14484392>CreepypastaLel this shit, I swear... Hypnosis isn't dangerous.
>>14484097Pony Cuddler. I sleep in the pony I'm cuddlings house.
Did nipone air last week? Currently the stream is down, has been for about a day now.
>>14484625
>>14484666Yes, it did.
>>14484097I'll try to get a job at Sugarcube Corner as a cook or at the library.If I can't I'll just clean around the town.
>>14484640>>14484639*Live in the EverFree forest with Zecora as her monkeytoy.I'm black and white like her as well.Enjoy civilization scrubs.
>>14484662Not only is it not dangerous, but it only works if the person wants to be hypnotized
>>14484666yeah, it aired last week. The stram timer was off by a hour but yes, it did air
>>14484693so if I want to be hypnotized into killing myself, it can totally work?
>>14484692Zecora cooks you up in a stew.
>>14484663So a tramp.
>>14484662On it's own, yeah, but in an already unhinged person it could aggravate problems.That post is definitely a little bit over-the-top though.
>>14484709>implying zecora stews anyone
pony says December 7th, 1941 is a date which will live in infamy
>>14484725>implying she isn't an evil enchantress>implying she doesn't do evil dances>implying you can look in her eyes without her putting you in one of many possible trances
pony says hitler really did nothing wrong
You get to go to Equestria but you become your race/nationality's pony equivalent.You can be whatever sex you want.Fore example, MT is a Zebra.
https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/399934619027398656are you fucking kidding me
>>14484733Dayum, I'll let her put me in a trance any day.
>>14484739fucking Lyra
>>14484735>you become your race/nationality's pony equivalent.What is that even supposed to mean?
>>14484743enjoy being gobbled up in a big tasty stew
>>14484735My race/nationality has no pony equivalent.
>>14484735So I get to be a pretty mare? Would I have a cutie mark?
>>14484739
>>14484703Im no psychologist, but I would think the mental state one would need to be into to want to kill oneself would keep you from being hypnotized.
>>14484759what is your race?
>>14484761I'd fuck Jenny
>>14484760yesit's three flowersgood luck
>>14483435>"That's not that bad a pic of Marker if you ignore that fucking rabbit".
>>14484735>you become your race/nationality's pony equivalent.>white, german ancestry>californianthe fuck does that even mean here.
>>14484739>solute
>>14484735What's an Italian pony?
>>14484752Zebras are AfricanUnicorns are clearly AsianEarth Ponies are obviously European and AmericanPegasus are Latino
>>14484789yeah, I would say that's a pretty bad picture of marker
>>14484794get out
>>14484805tsunanon pls~
>>14484800Ponies are all white, especially given the history shown in HWE.
>>14484800>Zebras are African>Unicorns are clearly Asian>Earth Ponies are obviously European and American>Pegasus are LatinoYou are clearly >>>/pol/, and also do you even watch the show?
>>14484814suck my dick
>>14484804
>>14484826You know I would~
>>14484821>watching EQGNEVER!
>>14484821I watch the show but there isn't any canonical reason to suggest otherwise.Also Zebras being African is correct.
>>14484827don't give me that fucking look
>>14484839*I watch the show but there isn't any canonical reason to suggest anythingFTFY, secondary-kun.
http://strawpoll.me/688856
>>14484859are you a pony
>>14484800>>14484815
>>14484789what a boopable nose
>>14484865Yeah
>>14484866It's not polite to make fun of facial deformities anon
>>14484859why is this even a polldo it
>>14484845>Trying to make connections between RL nationalities and Ponies is secondaryI can very easily say that Manehattan is the human equivalent of Manhattan but since there isn't any canonical reason to suggest anything that's just secondary.>Zebras are found in Africa>Zecora has an African accent>Nope that's just secondary she's just some random pony with stripes that likes to Rhyme and work with potions.>>14484859fuck off
>>14484866Exactly. None of the other characters have characterization like that, except Zecora. African Americans however, and many Africans do not have neck rings and shit.
>>14484901>fuck offAnon please keep it in the pollsanimosity does not become you
>>14484859>no "do whatever the fuck you want" option
>tfw no pone platformer
>>14484901>muh racismStop being so edgy, you're making ponies cry.
>>14484925dudegooglethere's at least 10
>>14484859>tfw I can't win a shrektacular weekend trip for guessing the right answer
>>14484931>Implying that's racist
>>14484936>tfw no good pone platformer
>>14484936>>14484925And they all suck.>that shitty castlevania parodyit just hurts to look at it. Why. Why it exist.
>>14484936Maybe he wants an MLPG one.
>>14484942>rhyme is pretty much universal culture>lel she's a zigger!However African Americans, who have rap culture lack African culture.>paint them all with the same brush!>if you're black you're a zigger!
>>14484901The only pony you can do this for is Zecora, and even then you couldn't exactly nail her down to a specific African country.
>>14484931That's not racist to apply a race behind a species in a cartoon show. It would be racist if he started calling zebras niggers and said they are the main reason behind crime.
Think of your favorite pony/waifu.Got it?Alright. You are now fighting the last video game character you played as for your pony's love.How do you fare?
>>14484939
>>14484972>protagonist from FFTacticsWell, shit. I can only hope to get lucky and stay out of his range.
>>14484961Wow it's really like you can't read>Zebras are found in Africa>Zecora has an African accent>>14484963You wouldn't fucking have to nail her down to a specific country because she's a Zebra with an African accent.
>>14484961>Muh feelings!
>>14484972God damn it.This is always after I play Path of Exile as the Marauder.I'm going to fucking die.My waifu's going to fucking die.EVERYTHING WILL BE ON FIREBECAUSE OF YOUTHANKS
>>14484414>>14484529File:https://www.dropbox.com/s/287edign2sk0ndm/Binaural%20Pet%20Pony.mp3Cliffnotes of suggestions in it:http://pastebin.com/7E8g5U6G
>>14484946>pony platformer project>sucking
>>14484972>DKI'm fine as long as I don't steal his bananas.
Pony wants a massage
>>14484972>underweight white guy>versus Axtonwelp
>>14484986>Zecora has an African accentAfrican Americans, Canadians, etc. don't have African accents. Black people are found outside of Africa, ergo, not all Black people in Equestria are Zebras, if it's an alternative Earth.
>>14484972>ScoutWell, I've got a gun. This is gonna be ugly and will probably end with us both dead.God damn I don't want to take two shells of shot to the face.
>>14484998huh, neatthanks for sharing!
>>14485016>AFRICAN AMERICANS!>AFRICAN AMERICANS!>AFRICAN AMERICANS!>AFRICAN AMERICANS!I am talking about Zecora, quit changing the goalpost you fuck.
>>14484972>Scout from tf2Since you cannot open doors in this game, I'll trap him in a room, and wait for him to disconnect or get kicked for being AFK.
>>14484972>terraria dude>many swords, potions, firearmsI'm dead.
>>14484972>RaymanI wind up either KO'd by a single longrange punch or with a giant plum stuck on my head.On the plus side, at least I probably won't die like I would against most other characters
Wouldn't Zecora be Haitian since she makes potions and other witch doctor shit?
>>14485050Are Zebras found in Haiti?
>>14485050There are witch doctor kind of things in Actual Africa.
>>14485056do griffins exist on earth?
>>14485056Are pegasuses found in mexico?
These last 12 days are going to be the longest.
I was so glad that as a yurofag I didn't get most "nurd culture" shit being mainstream, but in the last months I personally witnessed>a group of teen weeaboos wearing fedoras>another teen wearing a "fuck yeah" rageface shirt>a FiM "Twilight is best pony" shirt as a sample for a "print your shirt" shop>grill telling me "lol u should watch TBBT, ur so like Sheldon xd"Why. Fucking why. I guess I can't mock the average 4chan greentexter anymore.
>>14485056Did you know that zebras don't talk?
pony only pretended to like you so you'd buy her dinner
>>14485061>>14485063I'm still asking if Zebras are found in Haiti.
>>14485067>Personal blog: updated>Music: Ratatat>Mood: Disheveled
>>14485075Oh, I thought you'd have a grasp of animal populations.No, zebras are not indigenous to Haiti.
>>14485058>A bad end in which Chysalys progessively corrupts each of the main 6 and turns them into changeling incubator, as she forces Twilight to watch, knowing she'll be the last
>>14485074It's fine, I only pretended to have the money to do that>>14485063*pegasi
>>14485067I've never witnessed anything. The worst I come across are classmates browsing 8+1gag or equivalents.In fact, I don't think I've ever seen someone wearing pony merchandise.
>>14485086I'd be okay with this.
Face down, ass upThat's the way we like to nap
>>14485066It's a big pot of boiling hype and pessimism that we're all drowning in.
>>14485084>crawling: in my skin>wounds: will not healDid you miss the part with pony in that post?
>>14485031See: >>14484735>>14484800Culture or phenotypes (race) deciding what you become?Pick one.
>>14485075Can't you just google it? Or ask /an/ at the very least.
>>14485086>implying she wouldn't have Twilight use Celestia as her first incubator
