It was five o'clock on a winter's morning in Equestria. Alongside the platform at Ponyville stood the train grandly designated in railway guides as the Friendship Express. It consisted of a kitchen and dining-car, a sleeping-car and two local coaches.By the step leading up into the sleeping-car stood a young Canterlot guard, resplendent in uniform, conversing with a small mare muffled up to the ears of whom nothing was visible but a pink-tipped nose and the two points of an upward-curled fake moustache.>>14471452Previous thread.
>My butt is what?
>Um, I'm sorry for asking this, but could you please not read this in my voice.
>>14476601The biggest hit by the king of pophttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaAto be specific, it looks like this parthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkE7LgdlA68
http://derpibooru.org/469656HAAAAAHHOLY FUCKI THOUGHT HE COULDN'T GET WORSE
>Super important object>solved in 2 minutes
So what are your hopes for season 4, MLPG?
>>14476681I hope for a Solid Season.
>>14476681Ponies fucking, showing full penetration.
>>14476670What marketer looked at that and said "this is totally acceptable"
Help I lost the manual to my pony and her ears are twitching
Hiiiii night thread.
>>14476667Ugh, I don't know why, but I really dislike that OC
If a Ponybot masters their element and is granted the title of princess, would they become an actual alicorn, or would Celestia just permanently affix their wing and horn attachments?
>>14476824ponybot must create new magic to earn their tittle
>>14476770Night threads are best threads
>>14476859Would she still make the same "boop" sound when she booped my nose if she's made of metal?
>>14476770Marker, what are you planning...?
>>14476889a party, didn't you get the invite?
Twilight is going somewhere far awayYou won't see her again until the season premiere
>>14476889She's planning to boop you!
>>14476899Okay, honey. Best of luck!
>>14476896Yes I even brought the cream cheese like it said.
>>14476889Just a little something for my best friend.
Pony says that it can't be helped, at any rate
>>14476882Think old toy speakers. That kind of quality of sound.
>>14476896I thought that was a different party.
>>14476921Then pony must wear the horse condom.
>>14476928that hook is aligned with her haunches so it looks like she's impaled
>>14476940Well it is Leth, so you never know about him.
>>14476933What a nice invitation
How would each of the main 6 react to a nosebleed?
11/10 would cuddle
Feeling Pinkie's Peen
another previewand it has gilda and trixie in ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxRR6J1ZYAw
>>14476976he's married, hands off bro
>>14476987*ominous organ plays*
>>14476987>Scanty & Kneesocks with Fastener Transformation Scene (HD)Thank you youtube embed script.
>>14476990well then, time to get back to the past
>>14477001Pony wants you (you you you) to make believe it's the first time, and Pony has to say to you (you you you) that love will find a way, and that's (always true)
>>14477011if you're going to travel through time, why not do it in style.
>>14477011Would you a colt Shiny?
>>14476954Forgot the picture.
If you told me 18 months ago that Shining Armour would be one of my favourite characters I'd have called you crazy. But here I am...
>>14477024this show was cankles and sluts: the anime.and now it will never be finished
Pony disapproves of comic-fags
>>14477039Shining Armor really grew on me. Just wish Cadence(Cadance?) wasn't still useless.
Pony approves of comic-fags
>>14477026Deloreans are shitty cars>>14477028I would cuddle him, yes. he'd be even better for hugging now.
Pony wants you to take those fanfiction comics and stick um where the sun don't shine
>>14477039 DOIN EVERYTHING I CAN
>>14477070I wouldn't say Cadence isn't useless, she ain't no slouch when it comes to magic. But still isn't that interesting
Pony wants to make all of those fanfictions of yours a reality.
>>14477101She's a pretty useless character. She's only really served to be a plot point so far. She needs a little more personality.
>>14477106Even the extra lewd ones?
Pony's idea is to take all those comics, and push them somewhere else
>>14477099THPS pls go
>>14477106Which ones?I've really only read ridiculous fapfictions and Fallout Equestria
human wants you to brush his hair
>>14477106But I've only ever read a few certain ones...
>rediv quitting art because her "partner" was going to leave her if she didn't draw what they wanted
>>14477144pedo alert, wee woo wee woo wee woo
Thinking about making spaghetti.
>>14477114>She needs a little more personality.Right.Compared to Celestia or Luna she isn't that interesting or has an established history.
>>14477163bake some cookies too
>>14477155haha what the fuck?
>>14477186this is still my least favorite Mewball picture.
>>14476567Why are those ponies wearing clothes?
>>14477186Is Derpy wearing a wife beater?
>>14477163I propose Tuesday night spaghetti moved to Wednesday
>>14477227Lord forbid we have spaghetti on the weekends
>>14477227What if you set up two unsuspecting ponies by giving them one plate of spaghetti to share like in Lady and the Tramp
>>14477242Guy's it's spaghetti.Make one pot and you can get like 4-5 meals out of it.
>>14477227Wednesday is always spaghetti day
i still find myself shipping weaver and blackhole
>>14477234Well damn, looks like Rediv ran into a bona fide scumbag.... I'm going to send a note of support.
>>14477303I already didThat's really fucked up.
>>14477234I'd be upset tooI wouldn't want her to stop though
>>14477234If anyone tried to tell me what to do with my livelihood I'd tell them to fucking walk.
>>14477234>>14477303can someone explain ?
>>14477234Furries are messed upRed seems like a nice girl, but those are some dependency issues or something.
Who's swimsuit is better, Sweetie Belle's or Rarity's? Also, Rarity's swimsuit is taken directly from Plush Swimwear/Lenny Niemeyer/Emanuela De Paula/Lais Ribeiro, not sure which one of if it's all of them. Google "swimsuit fashion 2013". Sweetie Belle's is all me.
>>14477341Someone tried to manipulate Rediv to draw something she didn't want to, using her insecurities as a tool and threatening their "friendship". As someone that's experienced that, it's just plain fucked up.
>>14477367When did Rarity get tits?
>anon get out
>>14477367this isnt pony
>>14476770I need your clothes, your boops, and your motorcycle.
>>14477364>Twilight's eye turns into a nipple
>>14477377a-are you piss?
>>14477234>not telling them to fuck off>wanting to quit art because of one person>posting it on tumblr and being ambiguous about it
>>14477367Rarity's by merit of someone actually being able to wear the damn thing
>>14477375I've always adapted her design to be a busty woman. I just suck at drawing tits so this is the first time you get to see them exposed in any way.
I think that you're rather unique~
>>14477402Rarity isn't piss, she's shit.
god i diddn't even finish season 3.i need so catch up. I just quit after spike became aj's slave. that's a brady bunch plot ffs.
>>14477404seriously, if i had the ablity to draw i'd never stop.
>>14477425u a shit
>>14477424Well fuck you too.
>>14477274how is gg anyway?
>>14477427It older than the brady bunchand don't worry, the episodes after are pretty good
>>14477429Yeah too bad you weren't born with it.
>>14477455not drawing caimon
mlpg go to beb
>>14477367Draw a Sugar pls
let's combine mlpwith redline
>>14477463Your waifu can wait for my waifu>>14477495god fucking finefuck
How bad could season 4 possibly be?
>you will never be Rumble>or Flitter>or the pillow
>>14477234>go to the actual tumblr pageOh godWhat a horrible decision
>>14477511Caimon comes first Anon
>>14477427>not watching every episode the day they airI don't get this.
>>14477551Some people cant.
>>14477534Especially if you're under her
>>14477373Red seems like a pretty cool girl and a good friend>tfw not her friendI dont know why anyone would try this just for a fucking picture.
>>14476567Pony is waiting for a trainAtrain that will take her far, far awayShe does not know where this train will take herBut that doesn't matter Why doesn't it matter?
>>14477579Emotional blackmail is indicative of sociopathy.
>>14477551I always worked the day they aired at my old job so I couldn't, and then it just became one of those things I'll do eventually.Not that anon though
>>14477499But I don't like R63 Snips. Or Snips and Snails in general.
cant she just draw thing without being a drama queen?
>>14477575At that point I can't promise I wouldn't get over excited, but if she doesn't come first, she'll come second and third. And fourth. And fifth...
aaaathat rarity gif got finishedaaaaaaaa
>>14477612But you do like fat anthros, and it's not like you actually care about personalities from the show.
>>14477632No, drama queen would be outing the guy publicly on Artists Beware so the white knights of a thousand nations could descend upon him.
>>14477644what rarity gif?
>>14477632You're kind of a selfish dick anon.
>>14477652I'm assuming thishttp://derpibooru.org/468101
unless its like some pedo shit then i can understandsince its quasi illegal>>14477648i dunno, i think we don;t know enough info to really have a valid opinion>>14477653yea probably
>>14477666that's rightthat's the one I meantthank you for understanding
>>14477632>someone tries to blackmail you emotionally>blog about it on your personal blog and not here where everyone can see it>anonymous still cries and shits his pantswow
>>14477666>>14477669You two were really on the spot for that.
I'm not going to masturbate to cartoon horses.
>>14477666I guess its supposed to be twerking, but I choose to see it as expansion.Someone slow it down and remove the reverse
>>14477687what if cartoon horse masturbated to youit would be rude not to reprocicptate
>>14477685Saw it earlier on the front board so I was waiting for good time to share>>14477691Look between the buttcheeks
>>14477647I DO care about personalities on the show, actually. I have changed some dynamics around (Rarity crushing on PP, RD on Fluttershy, Scoots crushing on SB) but I've kept their personalities the same.
>>14477706I read that as reprocreate.
>>14477691Wha...She's grinding on that dude's wiener
>>14477706But anon, cartoon horses aren't real.
>>14477682internet is not your diaryif you don't want your peers/friends/employers to see your shit, don't post it on the internetnot everything needs to be put on it
>>14477589What a shitty thing to doRed deserves better and should drop that personI know it's hard to let go though
>>14477687You just want me to post lewd pictures of cartoon horses, don't you?
>>14477732>rarity ass inflation.gif
>>14477728But I've got one right here
>>14477724OhI guess that makes sense tooGuys a little indistinct.>>14477732There we go. Now that's worthy of an unf.
My pony is starting to small a little ripe...
THERES A PONY ON THE SIDE OF THE PLANE!
>>14477775Ma'am please calm down
http://www.twitch.youknowhwatgoeshere/kaceytronR u profressional gamer?
>tfw LK is duck
>>14477771Pan you say?
>>14477771This is most disturbing!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3anK6yGG-E
I just like Sugar and want to see her in different styles.
Pony thinks season 4 is going to suck
>>14477838I guess pony would knowThat's ok though, we can watch something else together.
>>14477838She is right.Probably two episodes made by Corey and we don't even know how the new writers will fare.It's going to be a trainwreck.
>>14477857>tfw Larson is did
Cartoon horsesLittle girl's showMasturbate toFuckAndGrown menWatchWant to
>>14477847Actually, I wish I posted this instead.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRBZzXm_ycs
>>14477868Want to watch and fuck grown men?Masturbate to a little girl's show...cartoon horses
>>14477868Cartoon horses Want to Fuck And Watch Grown men Masturbate to Little girl's show
>>14477637>you will never a Caimon
>tfw ass burgers
>>14477916I'd totally dress up a pony's butt in hamburger condiments.
>>14477857>It's going to be a trainwreck.Got a distinct feeling otherwise
>>14477868FUCK LITTLE GIRL'S SHOWAND FUCK GROWN MENWANT TO WATCH CARTOON HORSES
>>14477937Thats a nice feeling you got there
>>14477937Oh, well that's alright then.Hey everybody, season 4's gonna be great, this guy's got a feeling about it!Says it's distinct, too! Get ready, fellas!
>>14477945>FUCK LITTLE GIRL'S>AND FUCK GROWN MENunf
>>14477960Oh boy! Can't wait! What could possibly go wrong?
>>14477960Everything's going to be just fine.
>>14477937seth plsremove your mouth from hasbro's cock for five seconds
>>14477977>new writers put literal fucking brony meymeys on the show>twilight and friends act ooc as fuck>unfuny and disgusting gore>fart jokes>they even fuck up the pinkie jokes
>>14478007>They do an episode that sort of has the same premise as FPK>It ends up being more about political bullshit and arguing over it
>>14477868Cartoon horses watch Little girl's show masturbate to grown men and want to fuck.
>>14477990She would be a spitter.
pony just beeped
>>14477990Very appreciated and super condolences for your problems.Also unf tongue stud.
>>14477664enough gg things.does anyone have any requests lewd or normal?
>>14478055Is pony okay?
>>14477990at the risk of sounding creepy and like a sperglord, I want to give you a big fat hug.
>>14478071Zecora in a GGG dress
Previous Thread>>14471452[MLP:FiM Link Board]Version 8.2.1 10/15/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.Brought to you by Archive!noTe.poNY.--- EQG --- :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_LWpcIqkKQDownload links for episodes, comics, and books:All Seasons: http://derpy.me/Z18riAll Seasons: http://yayponies.euFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.netMLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who in MLPG (and other list of scripts, sites, and programs):http://derpy.me/WhosWho (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Lists of Scripts:http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRREvents:http://mlpg.co/arc/mlp/ (QuestArchive)http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://derpy.me/mlpgn (MLPG Nexus)Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.phpDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streamsDrawings Requests doc:http://derpy.me/hYSflArt reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlMore links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral
>>14478071a muscular deer
>>14478085>beeperi dont follow.its been forever since i came here>>14478095alsoi feel out of the loop.
>>14477868Grown men Watch, Masturbate to, and Want to Fuck Little girls' show Cartoon horses
pon's football team lost in overtimehow would you comfort pon
>>14478007>>14478026>background character episode>Time Turner only makes doctor who jokes>Derpy talks about muffins all the time>octavia and vinyl act like lesbians>lyra is obsessed with human hands
>>14478007>gore>in a show for little girlshad me a chuckle
>>14477868Watch Little girl's show grown men cartoon horses and want to fuck.
>>14478117There aren't any yet, so I think that anon wants to see your take on them.
>>14478117It's just a joke on that post "pony just beeped"We don't really have a beeper ponyZecora in a Grand Galloping Gala dress, I suppose is the second request.
>>14478117You don't know what a beeper is?
>>14478133>what is spongebob
>>14478123>we're not even allowed to read fanfiction
>>14478117>not remembering the GGGGrand Galloping Gala, ya goofus.
>>14478117The CMC making hoof turkeys on construction paper. They're like hand turkeys, but made with hooves!
>>14478150Bob please, cell phones killed you
PONY IS OUT OF CONTROL
>>14478151not a show for little girls, duh.>>14478122yes, but sadly I know nothing of sports so At best I'll just be able to rub his/her shoulders, make soft sympathetic cooing noises, and agree that that foul was totally bull and that that ref was out of line.
>>14478190>I can't stop thinking about Trixie.gif
>>14478190That pony doesn't seem very out of control.
>>14478005>>14477960>>14477954Personally given what I've seen of the animatics and info we've gotten out comic con season 4 looks to me to be alot more promising than season3.I'm not going delude myself into thinking it will be a trainwreck nor the best thing ever. However I think it will be better than what people expect.
>>14478208Maybe if you are stupid
>>14478173>YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD>pony proceeds to blast linkin park in her room
>>14478208what about this one?
>>14478211I feel it.Those animatics WERE pretty cool. Looking forward to the Pinkie and Apple family road trip one.
>>14478223She looks pretty in control to me.>>14478232Now that's an out of control pony.
Can we hats?
>>14478151>There are kids these days who will grow up finding the toenail scene funny
GUESS WHO'S BACK
>>14478257why don't you just have a seat and help Applejack play housewife instead?
>>14478257I'd rather we unreal
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
>>14478250At least I can still fap to Celestia's non-deformed horsecockso longso majestic
>>14478280Then promote it in the subthere always seems to be someone interested in unreal here and yet you guys never organize
>>14478260Oh god that scene was painful just to watch!
>>14478089>not a big fat load
>>14478293Their flares are their marks.
>>14478273I'd rather be her houseusband
>>14478260what toenail scene?
>>14478250normally giant floppy dongs are something to laugh at but i'm just afraid
>>14478273Playing house was one of my favorite games. Especially when it gets to mommy and daddy's special time.
>>14478273That's a pretty cute gif
>>14478273can Ican I please>>14478313god this would probably be ok too
>>14478316http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HqBvv_cJd0don't do it
>>14478273>>14478313You and me both.
>>14478260That one with Squidward and his couch? Man, fuck that shit...
>>14478104would any deer do?>>14478146>>14478156alright i dont know if i should feel weeb since http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9boVDep-diw was what i thought of hearing GGG
>>14478325Man, EVE is such a let downI wanted giant space battles, not space accounting
>>14478338that wasn't that bad.
>>14478344unfnow draw ronno
>>14478344>not associating 3G with the King of BravesBah.
>>14478356It's worse when you see it on TV before all the talk about itmuch worse
>>14478379makes you wonder how they cleared that for a kid's showshit was fucked up
>>14477990YEEESMORE SUGAR TO FEED MY CUTE CHUBBY GIRL FETISHAlso I hope you feel better soon :[
>>14478401>Kids.>Watching a show for stoners.
>>14478401Spongebob is pretty much Nick's last strawthey'd probably greenlight 30 minutes of the the porn parody for an episode
>>14478353As much as that can sum it up, solo/gang/wormhole pvp can be pretty intense. Those huge 3000-4000+ player battles like Asakai or 6VDT-H I hear can be pretty buzz-killed due to tidi, but it still keeps the server up without exploding which is impressive.
>>14478432old news pls go
>>14478432THAT FAT FUCK HAS MY TWILIGHT PLUSH!The fact that the yellow guy's fingers never leave his fedora makes it.
>>14478432There was a serious time when I thought about making these costumesBut no one would get it
>>14478436I've played eve on and off for about 4 years. Everytime I go in wanting, nearly begging it to be good. It never seems to find that spark that makes me wanna stay with it. I've tried everything you can think of from the lamest shit (mining/carebear LVL4s) to faction warfare, gangs etc. No matter what I did, it felt too much like a job
>>14478432>not killing off the girl as wellThe fuck is this shit?
>braeburned will never pop your brown cherry
Should I watch Fritz the Catthe reviews are literally 50-50 so I have to form my own opinion
>>14478344Yes, this is quite acceptable. Thank you!
>>14478522Watch Crumb instead.
>braeburned will never feed you pie
>>14478489I can agree. All I want is another big expansion like Apocrypha, with the a fuck ton of more hidden universe added to explore. Odyssey killed exploration.
>>14478556Stupid sexy pony tummies
>>14478556stuffing isn't my thing, but this is
Why can't ponies be real?
>>14478609I like stuffing from behind.
>>14478590giggled like a fucking maniac10/10 post
>>14478655Wow. EVE actually managed to make Spaceballs boring.
Alright, so I've been trying to plan out a pone marathon since I got back and I was talking to Jr about it and this is what we got going so far.Five horse episodes a night until season 4 starts with one 10 episode day this coming Saturday.What do you guys think?
>>14478710When would the stream start each night?
>>14478710I need times man!
>>14478710Sounds like a lot to do at once. Hope you're gonna have enough snacks to go through it all.
>>14478710I'd be down for that, what time are you thinking of doing it each night/day?
>>14478156did zecora ever have a proper dress?
>>14478710I can stram it, I have all the episodes already and I'm pretty much available every day
>>14478742>>14478746>>14478752We're still figure out the time schedule right now, but that is roughly two hours each night.I wonder what time would be best? Late evening?
>>14478786I'd rather have Nonymous stream it
>>14478794Oh thank you anon <3~
>>14478778The nightmare night dress?
>>14478830This works for me
>>14478830I'd be out of work by then, it sounds perfect IF that's what CC wants
Quick we need original episode ideas for S4!
>>14478742>>14478746>>14478752>>14478761>>14478772>>14478830Jr is saying about 7pm Eastern time, but he can change that a bit for you guys.>>14478786>>14478854You smell
>>14478802now will you make love to me?
>>14478870i-i'm hurt ccI just showered and everything
>>14478883It would help if I could talk to you on skype~
>>14478869>Crane duelsHoly awesome
>>14478890I don't know what you've been showering or what you've been showering it with.Leave them toys alone
>>14478915i showered myself with soap and water...b-but i haven't done that to my toys in months
How is Rarity unlike a good steak?At least a steak can get a season once in a while!
>>14478915What the heck Applejack don't swear.
>>14478915see>>14478938He is saving up for the scoots shot
>>14478951Don't you mean:You always want a steak on your table?
Describe your waifu in 10 words without using anything pone
>>14478958N-NO!I just want to stram pone for mlpg
>>14478958>let Nonymous stream pone episodes>halfway through episode two the stream cuts to Scoots glue>the horror
>>14478969One of 6 heroes of legend, a unifying force.
>>14478990is the name Glitter Glue a sperm joke?
>>14478969A time locked ex-demon host who throws swords at vampires.
>>14478870That works for me for most nights.
>>14478990Creepy please.I would never do something like that, all I want to do is host a stream.
>>14479012No, it's what you get when you make glue out of old unicorns.
>>14479017why do you still come here again?
>>14479012Now that you mention it, that's a very good question.>>14479021Riiiight, suuure you do.
>>14478977I'm not MLPG's booze monkey to dance and entertain on demand!I am, but I can't. Everything is closed and I feel very ill.>>14478987Hey check it out, this is the only way Rarity could ever get him to eat her out!
>The next villain is actually affiliated with Celestia's army, and sees Twilight as the greatest threat to Equestria for some reason.
>>14479045MLP discussion, why do you?
>>14479051I don't even have a camera
>>14479051I could be your glue Anon if you want...
>>14478969Fun happy cute very nice looks super cuddly makes party
>>14479060the question was rhetorical you ass hati was insinuating that you should leave
>>14479082I bet unicorns would have to wear a hat on their butt, because if they tried to put it on their head the horn would get in the way.
>>14479070>>14479077You guys are just a tad creepy. And I know creepy like the back of my hand.
>>14478969Powerful and practical pretty purple princess with a pleasant posterior
>>14479103Hell, it's practically in your name!
>>14479096they would probably just have hats with a U shape cut out for the horn
>>14479056>related to the Equestrian army>suspects the sister of the Captain of the Royal GuardDoubt. Although if Shiny thought she was a threat to the throne somehow, that'd be pretty cool. Kinda doubt we'll get any of that kind of intrigue on the show, though.
>>14479103I get it nowYou LIKE hot glueAlmost as much as you like IRON WILL'S BULGING MUSCLESI bet you'd WANT me to stream it
>>14479123You son of a bitch.
>>14478969Canon most beautiful
>>14479133I dunno if it's suspicion so much as how she's basically a nuclear bomb in pony form. Maybe he was there during her exam and saw what happened?>>14479132Probably, but ass hats is a funnier mental image.
>>14479153We niggas then
>>14479153>>14479165I think he's talking about the Yellow one
>>14479096I think they're fine.
So guys is this the thread to talk about fucking horses?
Alright I talked to Jr. The schedule is as follows:Five episode of MLP each night starting a 7:00 pm EST. I hope that works for you guys.FacelessJr said he'd pop in here before each stream or die trying. So let the other horses know about if you guys get the chance.>>14479142Yeah, nah. Youse a sucka.You can be on backup duty if Jr can't make it if that's cool.
>>14479165Nice fake eyelashes.
>>14479177She's pretty pretty, but not the prettiest pretty
Do you take your pony straight or with a chaser?
>>14479155>She's basically a nuclear bombWhat if alicorn registration act?
>>14479204Twilight isn't canon prettiest though.dyewts
>>14479194You could have SAID someone else was already doing it...
>>14478828>shapeless black piece of fabirc>"dress"How come Zecora never gets invited to fancy stuff like the GGG or the wedding or the coronationFuckin racist alicorns man
>>14479216>isn'tI mean she is. Rarity isn't.
>>14478870So first night will be Monday at 7 then? Where will it be stram?
>>14479209>Superheroes YAY!>Thanks for saving us hero!>Wait he was a mutant!? Sick fucking piece of shit let's go to his house and kill his family YEAH!Marvel U is a piece of shit to the point that outside any xmen story the characters have to forget that mutants exist or it completely clashes with everything.
>was going to drink a soda today during football>forgot>still want a soda>but it's midnighti hate my brain so much
>>14479264>tfw season 1 twilight is ded 4everinb4 characterdevelopmentfags try to justify how shitty she's become since MMDW
>>14479262Damn that's creepy. Why is Pinkie's body so strange?
>>14479241Well, [X] Registration Acts aren't that uncommon in comics, you could find another example to find one done right. There's a whole page of them on wikipedia.
>>14479262Jesus christ what the fuckPinkie's body isn't a wonderland, it's just weird.This is from FPK, right?
>>14479315yeah, when she gave twilight a bath i think
>>14479220I said it in my first post @ >>14478710Did you think Jr is just a figment of my imagination?>>14479237>>14479251Yes, every night at 7pm EST is when the stream will starting tomorrow night and going until the 23rd. Jr said he'd pop in here and give everyone the link and whatever, but I'll try to get his stream beforehand when he stops being a faggot on TF2. Gimme a second on that.
>>14477274what are you doing back alive
http://abeynsfwart.tumblr.com/post/66650031202/So how do you guys feel about Sunset Shimmer?
>>14479334You never said you had a HOST for it, that's why I was confused.
>>14479341Twilight ripoff badguy.
Pony is stuck in a recursive loop, please reset pony to continue.
>>14479349Actually Jr just now decided to tell me he doesn't know how to stream shit, so we're out a stream. Does 7pm EST time sound good to you? Gimme your skype or steam or some shit and lets work this out. No homo, though.
>>14479341Great voice bad character
>>14479377dbNonymous on skypeYeah, I can stram at just about any time
>>14479367That's it. I'm buying a new pony.
>>14479389You better bust a nut on camera.
>>14479432Jump over the moon
>>14479406>tfw I would do that.>Literally busting a walnut with a hammer or something.>Shit's delicious.
>>14479456No he needs to cover a pony in hot sticky man juice live in front of everyone.
>>14479460Look at that cute pony. I would hug that pony.
>That's anon? I thought he'd be, well, skinnier
>>14479484That's not anon, that's Twilight Sparkle.
I fucking hate humans.
>>14479505Do you hate me, anon? I don't hate you.
>>14479505oh yeah? well we aren't too keen on you either! doesn't feel very good, does it?
>>14479505I hate fucking humans.
>>14479505humans are hard to draw
>>14479522That's why I prefer pones.
i got high and suddenly I can appreciate hip-hop
I found a pony MLPG.What should I do with it?
>>14479541But ponies aren't real.
>>14479543post what you're listening nigga
>In the Equestria Girls spin off, Chrysalis and Sombra are biology and geology teachers who are trying to become the new principles, but are constantly foiled by the main cast.
>>14479543I wish I could listen to hip-hop with Fluttershy
>>14479545Toss it, looks like you found one thats gone bad
>>14479569That would actually be pretty funny to watch.
>>14479569I like it
>>14479564Don't they anon? Don't they?
Learning how to color again hurts, so back to the basics
>>14479566http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqEmLgOElCUI know it's entry level, but manit's the best thing right now
>>14479605where's her cutie mark? was it on the original?
>>14479573She'd probably love itI mean she loves bunnies
>>14479605I don't remember this one.
>>14479626I hope that means you're feeling better...
>>14479615It wasn't on the original, and just now I noticed about it.>>14479628I found it on Derpibooru.
>>14479605Mmm, I love me a nice, warm color scheme. Looks nice other than the case of the missing cutie mark
Trixie 4DE incoming
>>14479659...I hate this company...So does my wallet.
>>14479609Still don't care for this. Never did. Which is really too bad because I want to like it.If you haven't listened to the full album of Good Kid, m.A.A.d. City by Kendrick Lamar, you should. 4eva n a day by Big KRIT and R.A.P. Music by Killer Mike are also a really good recent, accessible albums.
I had to buy condoms todayNothing elseI think I've made it, MLPG
I LIKE THIS HORSE THE BEST
>>14479659When the fuck is flutters coming
>>14479717She's fat isn't she?
>>14479714They already have her out, man.It's the special deluxe Season 3 one!
>>14479721I miss the crazy pone. I hope she appears again in S4.
>>14479721>still no season 3 version of thatWonder if they'll eventually make one or end up waiting till the end of this upcoming season.
>>14479731That's what I want to know.
>>14479543Oh boy, you should listen to TNGHThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-kjLzAIYAYhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzyUHxmkg0
Alright, so here is the MLPG Pone Marethon schedule. I hope you guys will let the other horses know about this since I won't be back until this evening.
>you will never get that same, warm feeling you got from watching the show for the very first timeSeason 4 pls be good
>>14479711Glad to hear it, you deserve to be happy>>14479734SCREW YOU WANKER
>>14479747What time zone?
>>14479743But there is one.It's with staff member ponies instead of characters.
>>14479717>forfeiting your wizard powers
>>14479747>no time zone>>>/killyourself/
>>14479747>MAREthonYou sly dog, you
>>14479747>plus pony bits of equestria girlsNo thank you.
>>14479605you don't put your cock on a pony without mark
>>14479748but i hated the show at first
>>14479761Forgot about that one. Shame they went for that instead of another cast poster.
Trixie just invited you to the prom but you wanted to ask Rarity
>>14479747You should add EST -5 GMT
>>14479795Tell Trixie she may only go to prom with you if she defeats Rarity in unarmed combat, then while she's distracted crack her over the head with a baseball bat and go with Rarity anyway.
>>14479747If you're going to Stream Equestria Girls you might as well stream the whole thing instead of doing something so deluded as only watching the pony parts. I'm not a fan of it either but come on man
>Broke down and bought some Beanie Baby pony.Holy shit, you could use these for home defense.
>>14479795> but you wanted to ask RarityWhat kind of fucked up alternate reality is this?And why are ponies having a prom?
>>14479823They're a little stiff, but they're still cuteRARARA WHEN DAMN IT
>>14479823Beanie baby ponies what where?
>>14479747>on my birthday tooyus
Happy Remembrance Day, you worthless faggots!Why haven't you joined the army and made your life even slightly worthwhile yet?
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>>14479642>the twily and that guy in the heartThat actually made me daww
Rainbow Dash just laughed in your face when you asked her to be your date to the prom
>>14479642Why didn't whoever this is draw Tabitha? She's the funnest!
>>14479871She's got a good sense of humorNot many lesbians take that kind of joke well.
>>14479882She's next to The Burdened, bruh
>>14479841Yeah, man, Beanie Baby Ponies.
>>14479873wow what happened to their standards
>>14479759>>14479767>>14479798Fuck me, I forgot. Here we go. Updated.>>14479779>>14479818Personally, I only want to see the horse bits of EQD. Nonymous is just going to let you guys decide if you want to watch EQD or not. That's totally up to you guys.>>14479854Happy Birthday!
>>14479873Is really cute.
>>14479873>anthro art>on EqDAwww shit.
>>14479823You know what else you could use for home defense?A semi-automatic AK-47 assault rifle. 7.62x39 will punch through walls, car doors, body armor, you name it. 30 round magazine.
>>14479841Been out for a whileYou can have mine if you want...
>>14479873that wasn't really that funny at allon the other hand some of these are p. good
>>14479908They've posted anthro before
>>14479917does that doll have stuff braided into its hair?
>>14479904Double fucked up. Here we go.
>>14479898>>14479917Oh snaaapI'm totally buying those ASAP for my little sister of course
>>14479904almost, on the 20thThanks!
>>14479605HEY LOOK IT'S SCOOTALOO IN A TREE HAHAHAHFDSFJDFGJFHBGCVBMKHNDF
>>14479945Y-yes of course...For the little sister!
I like stories.
>>14479941You guys want to watch EQG after the last stream or what? It's up to you guys.
>>14479962>"Shit anon, maybe you shouldn't try to tell jokes while you're walking down the stairs"
>>14479968She's 2 and her favorite pony is Pinkie Pie. Damnit
>>14479914Are you really meant to hold it by the magazine like that?
>>14479962Welp, that's my new filename for that picture
>>14479967Oh. Sorry, it looked like there was something sparkly there.
i love hiding
>>14479916You're welcome again.>rubbing her buttL-LEWD>>14479994Oh, that's her wing.
>>14479916>touching her buttrediv stop I can't handle that lewd
>>14479991Yes, and this is how you're supposed to scare off intruders from your property
>>14479991You're not "supposed" to, but it's not bad for the rifle and it won't affect your aim if you train that way. It makes shooting a lot comfier for smaller shooters.
>>14479986Sure, buddy.I bet she doesn't even have a favorite episode yet or any fan fiction written.
>>14480041>reu is ded
>>14480041This is nightmare
>>14480041I love that guy's work, but the fuck watermark kills it.
>>14479914Seems like overkill when an empty manual-rack shotgun can do home protection as well without actually hurting anybody.
>>14480041>Pony is immune to ants due to not fingers.
>>14480046How can you call yourself a fan of something if you haven't written some terrible slash fic about it.
>>14480064When will those finger-breaking ants ever be sated?
>>14479991Not really, guns can get feeding issues and jam if you hold them by the magazine while shooting.It's not really a huge issue though.
>>14480063A charging handle racking is also unmistakable.>unloadedGee, that'd be great for when the intruders are armed.
>>14480091Because anybody in the world would be stupid enough to call that bluff.
>>14480007what is this new meme from?
>>14480079Most guns don't have issues when you hold the magazine.There have been stories of it messing with ARs, though.>>14480099>call a bluff>open fire
>>14480064So Ponies can just seduce our large armed bouncer and take our contributors work with no repercussions?We need a new system.
>>14479969So I made a quick stop in Walgreens a few weeks back. As I was walking down the toy aisle when the new MLP beanie babies caught my eye. Twilight, Pinkie, and Rainbow Dash. I needed to make a choice, I only had enough cash for one. I decided to pick Rainbow Dash because she's my sister's favorite.When I brought it up to the counter, I was greeted by a large black man with a strange look on his face. He rang up the beanie baby and asked "Is this for your little sister?" to which I responded "No actually, it's for my older sister. I would have gotten more, but you don't have my favorite one yet".Oh the look I got from him was great.
>>14480109>Open fire.>Implying you did not just scare out the intruder my making gun noises with your mouth like the Liberals want you to do.
>you will never get a chance to shoot anybody with your gun>the only way you'll ever get to shoot somebody is if you just murder them
>>14480124You're going to jack off on them, aren't you?
>>14480148that's an odd thing for a frog to say
>>14480148It's a good thing I've never had the need to shoot anybody.People get hurt during shootings.
>>14480148>you will never get a chance>>14480155DAMN IT CREEPYNO
>>14480161>People get hurt during shootingsWAIT, WHAT?
>>14480171You know you love to sneak it out of your sisters room and jack off onto her sparkly, crinkly wings.Just unload all over her mane and tail. And take it back to where you found it so your sister can snuggle it.
>>14480180That's a bad thing.
>>14480180>Applejack represented as a cereal>Froot Loops
>>14480171DON'T GOTTA LIE ABOUT IT, BRO
What do you like most about pony?
>>14480196I think that might be the meta joke
>>14480187You're so far off base you're in the stratosphere>>14480197b-but it's the truth
>>14480213I don't understand why you're being sarcastic about it when I said it with the same degree of sarcasmis that even possible
Remember if you ever find yourself having shot someone, just claim that you were trying to save them from the skeleton inside of them.
>>14480209I really like their manes
>>14480215Nonymous you cum on a horse toy right now!
pony is in your base
Would you an undulating purple magichorn?https://e621.net/post/show/399871/2013-3-animated-anthro-anthrofied-book-breasts-but
>>14479916>FUCK YES REVID'S HOTGLUE CONTRIBUTION FINALLYoh
>>14480234But anon, what if the skeleton inside you made you kill them!?
>>14480238Theres a place to goWhere you can talk to me about thisAnd it's not here
>>14480243>anthro-anthrofiedno, I'm not even going to click the link.
>>14480243where are her wings?
>>14480250>skeleton on skeleton hate crime
>>14480229It's very possible, anon. In fact I just did it in the post you replied to!
>>14480253Do we have to go to the sub?
>>14480243>animating still imagesLiterally worse than generic bad thing
>>14480267The loss of a fellow skeleton is a small price to pay to get rid of a human.
>tfw no stram
how do i become an arter
what is mlpg playing right now?DKCR 3D. Shit is fantastic.
>>14480278YesOr add me on skypeBut I really do want to keep it out of mlpg.
>>14480283You mean to get rid of a skeleton...r-right anon?
>>14480243Why couldn't they have animated a good picture?
>>14480287First you grab arts.And you shove it up your ass and bitch about it.
>>14480288Im having a hard time deciding on what to play.fuck
>>14480292Yeeeeessssss. Exactly.*clatter* *clatter*
>>14480287Follow these three simple steps!
>>14480291So you admit to fapping on pony toys?You sick fuck.
>>14480310Buy them some giant green twizzlers?
>>14480287Draw a circle
>>14480320This has been known for a LONG time anon.
Remember that time Twilight was cute?
>>14480315>"WAIT THAT'S ANGEL-"
>>14480288>3D>sacrificing 60FPS for a shitty visual gimmick that adds nothing to the game
>>14480332Does everyone here fap on pony toys?
>>14480345I don't even own a pony toy. What am I? Twelve?
>>14480355No.You are an eight year old little girl...But tonight, I am going to make you into an eight year old woman.
>>14480288Playing with my 2ds I got a couple of days agoI had an interesting visit to gaystop that day
>>14480345Just nonymous and maybe some othersthey're weirdos
>>14480345No, it's a small amount of people.
>>14480345I want to have sex with ponies, not masturbate onto toys of them.
>>14480372What you playing?
>>14480389Black 1. I had a ds a while ago but never traded the game in
>>14480366Wah! What are we going to do on the Horse?
fart fart fart faaaaaaaarrrrt
>>14480345I can guarantee you that everyone here does, and anyone who says they don't is lying
What dollar amount of pony merch, official or not, have you gotten since getting into the show?http://strawpoll.me/687035
>>14480288world of warcraft againI'm a terrible person
I know I'm slowBut oh god it's donehttps://e621.net/post/show/399273/animated-big_butt-blush-butt-chubby-cutie_mark-dit
>>14480424I like >>14477732 better
>>14480209the anus and cock
>>14480414I cannot tell a lie.The only sticky things to touch my toys was super glue.And only body shots.
>>14480417Does money spent going to cons count?
>>14480414I honestly don't see the appeal of it.
>>14480424Why is her ass exploding?Is this fat inflation?
>>14480441The pony merch you got there would count, but not the expenses to go to and attend the con.
>>14480446She's grinding on a cock.
>>14480288Just finished Arkham City. Mentally debating whether to do all the Challenges or move on to ... I dunno, maybe Cthulhu Saves the World, or finally finish Final Fantasy VII.
>>14480458Doesn't seem like it.
>>14480460Cool, I like almost everything lamia's doneWhat's he talking about?
>>14480288hella much TF2 and Arkham Asylum.Gotta git gud at scout, man
>>14480417I voted 1-25 because I've given MT $5 and GG $10 in donations.
Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because they'll only drag you down!You've got to keep on sailing even when you want to frown!The world will keep on turning without matter where you land.You might as well be running when your feet should hit the sand!
>>14480490Yes, I see that, but I suppose the perspective is fucked or something because the only thing that really moves is her ass cheeks so it gives the illusion that her ass cheeks are suddenly exploding toward the viewer independent of her body.You can keep misunderstanding me now~
ART STREAM WHERE?
>>14480417I win! I win!
>tfw finished exams>tfw got a date with a qt guy>tfw pone soon>tfw had a good job interviewThings are looking up, MLPG
>>14480497I gave GG $50...
>>14480522At least out of the night crew it seems you do. Is it more fanmade stuff or official?
>>14480424Get back T'werk!
>>14480288LATE AS FUCKBut I'm playing Wargame: AirLand Battle. Best RTS.
>>14480538You failedHe is crazyit will suckthey think you wont fit in their company cultureExpect the worst and be pleasantly surprised.
>>14480540did he put out?
>>14480538I hope you fucking get that job
>>14480576I'm assuming he bought food or something...
>>14480548Pretty even split I'd say. A lot of toys, and a lot of licensed stuff.
>>14480572>buying first release of a pokemon gamewhy
>>14480288MinecraftI'm building a sereis of islands in the skyDont judge me
>>14480611Build a scale model of Myst and Riven.
>>14480572Is that game funI haven't played in a long time and I'd like to play
Pony set your bed on fire.
nothing like experimenting with new fetishes
>>14480616Play BW2.Pokemon is shit until the third release/sequel of the latest generation.
>>14480616Pokemon Amie will ruin you for any pokemon game that follows or precedes X/Y. You get attached way too easily.
>>14480622But, pony, I sleep on that! Ugh, what are we gonna do with you, pony?
>>14480622I'm sleeping in pony's bed then.
>>14480595>>14480616because its fun and because I can pet my Pokewifes
>>14480622PONY!You could have just asked for me to sleep with youI've been waiting for you to ask
>>14480642Have you drawn a goodragon thing yet?
>>14480614I would if I didnt think those two games were fuckign garbage
>>14480633>get bw2But sequel games sound weird>>14480642Aside from being able to touch them is it alright>tfw can't touch pony in same way
>>14480642its like pokemon x and y are a pokemon waifu simulator
>>14480639>>14480640>>14480652Pony has ordered you a new frame and mattress but in the meantime you can sleep with pony.
>>14480654...Build a model of Divayth Fir's Telvanni compound and Corprusarium?
>>14480622I set ponies bed on fire. Now the house is on fire, I am a terrible house guest.
>>14480653I would anon but thats not pony
>>14480640JUST AS PLANNED
>>14480663You miss out on nothing from BW1 except a story that no one gives a shit about.
>>14480684Goodra + goopony = fun times?
>>14480616For someone who hasn't played the series in over 10 years or more, it is really fun.>>14480595>>14480633I already got 2 of my friends who told me they're holding on the Z version and now I feel some kind of buyers remorse.
Darling Don't - S04, E04 (First Aired: December 7, 2013) what this episode could be about?
>>14480684You could add a ponyAnd technically neither was >>14480642
>anon I need you to check me for lumps>I was reading an article online and it said I should
>>14480687So it's the same thing but the legendaries are different?>>14480704Consent
>>14480696Good.Never buy a first release Pokemon game in a new generation. Always wait for sequel or remake.>>14480704Comics become noncanon (finally)
>>14480704Rainbow Dash and friends offer to help their favorite author finish her latest book.
>>14480642>tfw evolved my pancham>pangoro is cold as fuck and doesn't react as cute as pancham
>>14480711Wait, what? Vagina lumps? Is that a thing? Or teat lumps?I don't understand.
>>14480665No, pony, you know what? What me and my bed had was special. You really messed up this time.
>>14480719>Comics become noncanon?
>>14480704Someone has to babysit something that appears darling to everything else but acts horrible when everyone but the babysitter is gonemaybe twilight gets a pet that acts sinister around spike and owlicious and they work together to stop it?
>>14480718>anthroeven dfc can't save it`
>>14480714BW2 is a sequel set in the same region. but again, no one actually cares about the story in a Pokemon game so you can play just fine
>>14480726>tfw Braixen is the cutest magic fox>I mean, fuck, the little happy dance it does is heart-melting.
>>14480755This fucking .gif man.Every time.
>>14480719>Never buy a first release Pokemon game in a new generation.why?sorry, i don't play pokemon
>>14480756I already have black 1 so its ok
>>14480719rumor has it that they're moving straight to 7th gen
>>14480762Because a better version of the first Pokemon games in a new generation always comes out with shit that should've been already in the first releases.
>>14480755Fifteen camera men gave their lives for that gif.
>>14480777Even better, specially if it's a full reboot like they're saying it's going to be.
>>14480757>tfw evolved my braixen tooit's okay tho, I have another fennekin
>>14480795iirc they said it was going to just have designs like the first gen>>14480798sex?
>>14480791>>14480814Goopony trying to pet Goodra, or vice versa, and they get sorta... stuck.
>>14480731Pony leaves and takes the remaining bed.
Pony wants to cuddle with you, but only if you are little spoon
fuck off Steven your songs are fucking shit it's just ice cream why don't you die already
>>14480844>badmouthing second best gemI'LL KILL YOU
>>14480726apples apples apples!
>>14480814Sex is good, but I guess not necessaryChubby goo dragons are nice doing anythingI'd fap to it if it was sex though
>>14480846>Garnet isn't even secondOKAY MANWE ARE GONNA FIGHT
>>14480838>tfw gf is never the big spoon>She knows I'm bisexual and have taken it up the butt>Still doesn't think to be the big spoonI'd love to, poneIt'll be our little secret
>>14480838But pony is so small.I suppose pony could use her wings to feel bigger.
>>14480859SORRY I HAVE BETTER TASTES THEN YOU ANONAmethystStevenGarnetPearl
>>14480866what if pony was princess big?
>>14480860>She knows I'm bisexual and have taken it up the butt2muchinfokeep it in the bedroom bucko
>>14480870>steven second instead of garnet>good tastesorry bud you've gotta pick oneit's the law
>>14480871Then I am very okay with this. Gonna be a cozy night.
>>14476681Yuri shipping realized.
>>14480874But I'm anonymousNothing is too lewd for anonymity
Does anyone have the picture this is from? I need it for reasons.
>>14480883All that fur AND feathers. Is it possible to be...too cozy?
>>14480924She's a princess anon, she wouldn't be caught dead cuddling a commoner. The nobles wouldn't let her hear the end of it, but if you, say met her in the alley in 15 minutes with some warm blankets. Well then I guess whatever happens, happens.
>>14480921Saine seems to be stuck in homomode at the moment
>>14480954Yes, of course, you're right.What was I thinking.
>>14480959he should stram
>>14480970>Snuggling unicorns.>One in two chance in being stabbed in the eyes.
>>14480984And that's why pegasi would be best snugglers.
>>14480984>sleep on stomachabsolutely no problems
>>14481015holy shit how uncomfortable
>>14481030But that's Sweetie Drops
>fap to ponies>not enough porn to satisfy so i start reading pony fapfics>not enough pony fapfics of my fetish so i start reading full blown furry fap ficsTHANKS LAUREN FAUST
pony should pony pony
Rarity and Twilight want to experiment with you for one nightThey want to try being the stallions and you have to be the mareThey want to practice cuddling
>>14481035>implyingI can't sleep on my back
>>14481076I'll probably fucking suffocate sometime during the night if I lay on my stomach. Or wake up with an immobile neck.
>>14481039>Starts rubbing combat shotty.
>>14480288Shitpost Quest on the 4chan server.
https://e621.net/post/show/280950/Unf>tfw a stallion will never blast you with cum
>>14481107Yeah yeah, I'll just be over here hanging out with Stormwalker.
>>14481040>fap to furry pics>not enough of my fetishes>move to fics>still not enough>start lowering standards>even the worst, most poorly written fanfics aren't enough>there's almost no decent pony stuff>or even terrible pony stuff>terrible furry fapfiction losing its charm
Now entering the pony zone___________________________________________________
>>14481138yeah well whatever
>>14481138Are there ponies in the pony zone?
>>14481137>tfw never liked anything except softcore and the occasional transformation strip
>>14481123Spoilers:She kisses her sister.
>>14481144I couldn't resist. I'd have to pick her up and squeeze her.
>>14481121cum blasting ponies is my fetish. that is a problem with most pony fapfics i read there is only 1 or 2 cumshots in the entire story. i want pony cumshots every sentence.
WAITIS PETROL REALLY LESS THAN A DOLLAR A LITRE IN THE US?WHAT THE FUCK YOU CUNTS
>>14481187It's 3 dollars a gallon where I liveCalm down you british bastard
Now exiting the pony zone_____________________________________________________________________
>>14481187It's over three bucks a gallon here you fuck.And we use real measurement systems, not shitty metric.
>>14481187Why the fuck do we call it gas over here again? I forgotWhatever it is, it can't be as dumb as the frenchaboo reasoning behind Britain's excess Us and tendency to use french/latin-esque words and phrases over anything originating in saxon>"got? please, you sound so intelligent. say received!"
>>14481203No wait, I'm here too!
>>14481203TIME FOR GOATS!
>>14481197>>14481205You shitsIt's like $6 a gallon in AustraliaIt's even worse in YuropWhy do you niggers complain about it?It hasn't been less than a dollar for like a decade here
>>14481219I don't really complain because it stopped climbing due to 'strain on resources'I call bull on it but it wont change
Now entering the My Little Pony zone______________________________________________Watched any episodes lately, or were you too busy nonpony shitposting/fetish greentexting/ERP blacktexting
>>14481220I would try and gently work my way in there and nap with those sleeping pones.
>>14481206Because gasoline has too many syllablesAnd Yanks absolutely love making things ambiguous
>>14481227>Watched any episodes latelyNo, I've seen them all a few times. I watched some new anime though.
>>14481227Last episode I watched was Bridle Gossip about 2 days ago.
>>14481227____________now exiting the my little pony zonewhich pony wuld u fuk
>>14481227I watched Putting Your Hoof Down on the bus the other day. I've got 3 term papers due on the 22nd. So I'm going to pony so hard that night.
>>14481224I love the sound of those things.
>>14481246ChrysalisWant to hear my fanons justifying it?
>>14481240>all those brown skinned humanizationsPonies are supposed to be white.
>People are burning oil as fuel>It's still dirt cheap>Even though every modern creation relies on cheap polymers and oil byproductsI can't wait for plastic to be expensive
>>14481220>>14481224Pone walks up to you and does this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzFyGWdj6MIwhat do?
>>14481263most horses are a brownish or black color under their coatwhite horses are an ugly pink like those bald cats
>>14481282BAD TRIP MAN BAD TRIP
>>14481290These are My Little Ponies, not horses.
>>14481309Then they would still vary, because furred animals have no need to develop specific melanin concentrations. It's not selected for or against, a lot like human hair color.
>>14481282Pray it's not a foggy day.
>>14481282like with her mouth?