>>14471452I love my pony porn.
What is Littlest Pet Shop General?
>meta OPsHomestuck pls go
>>14471452What is Bat pony general.
What is Bulgarian Bestiality General?
Chrysalis worries you only love her for her butt
>>14471452what is Filly Funtasia general?
What are World War I generals?
>>14471511STOP IT AJ THATS TOO SILLY
>>14471493but I love everything else about her too
>>14471559She's just using me as a food source what does she care?
>>14471452fuck I don't know. Bat ponies? Milky? Abomination? Fat? Massive? none of these are particularly normal.
>>14471590Spike gonna get all the mares.
>>14471625That thread was made after this one
>>14471625This thread has like 15 posts, we're already past the going back point.
>>14471625>h-hey guys look I m-made a thread too! P-please respond...
>>14471625The hell you doing son.
>>14471625This thread has many more posts than that one.
>>14471625This thread's betterFuck the po-lice!
>>14471625What are you doing anonThis thread has already risen from the table and broken free of its restraintsno one can stop it now
>>14471662I read that as "The thread has already risen it's tail" unf.
>>14471672>you will never flag your tail at a handsome stallion
>>14471625>>14471637>>14471641>>14471642>>14471643>>14471646>>14471652>>14471662>>14471672This thread is taking more time talking about taking time in this thread then anything else.It's kind of silly.
>>14471675But you're both boys!
>>14471672>>14471675Oh you guys
>>14471687I DON'T CAREHE'S HANDSOME AND I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME
>>14471675>you will never see him awkwardly shuffle at your abrupt presentation
>>14471699>drat>I knew I should have invested in a pretty dress
>>14471705what a pretty butt
>>14471712Which pony has the prettiest butt?
>>14471747Dash had a better flutterbutt
Time of beb, 2:26.
Why aren't you cheering up your depressed friends?
>>14471803The ones that seem the most cheerful are usually the most depressed. They're the ones that understand what it is to feel sad and can appreciate wanting to keep others away from that world.
>>14471803because I've been avoiding everyone due to my deep-seated hatred of social interactions
>>14471803I don't have any friends!:D
>>14471816pls get on skype
>>14471759I'd WHPSHH that butt
>>14471819but anonI am on skype
Your pony just turned into a stoner, how do you react?
>>14471838Cook her delicious food
>>14471838I get her going
>>14471821yeah?and then what?
>>14471846you know, that bong looks supsiciously like a ____
>>14471838By punching her in the face until she stops
>>14471846>tfw no picture of Fluttershy laughing at Dash for coughing after taking a hit from a bong
>>14471854Go SafriDuo on her butt
>>14471821such vulgarityyou should be ashamed of yourselfyou wouldn't WHPSHH your mother, would you?
>>14471861A DICK? YOU MEAN A DICK? YEAH KINDA.
Your favorite pony will never be this cuteUnless of course this IS your favorite pony
>>14471901My favorite ponies are already cuter
>>14471901Twilight really likes to do that thing with her hoof
>>14471866>no pictures of Rarity helping Twilight pick out her first bongobviously she would go with a vaporizer, but still
>>14471925No they would not do either of those things stop.
>>14471916GOD DAMMIT ANONWhy would you do that to my heartHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG
>>14471925>fluttershy has never done it before>they all have a sleepover and teach her
>>14471901She's already 2cute.
>>14471809That sounds awfully simple.
>>14471960You are welcome actual anonI do what I can!
>>14471969>Applejack doesn't care for the volcano>instead, she puts a hole in glass bottle and makes a waterfall>Twilight thinks she's gonna die the first time she clears it
>>14471901She is cuter than that pony.
>>14471969>>14471988PLEASE FUCKING STOP
>>14471983her neck is soooo long at that angle
>>14471999pony necks are quite stretchy~
>>14471989no fair, she's got a stuffed animalthat's artificial cuteness>>14471994I think you need to calm down or learn to hide things you can't handle
>>14471988>pinkie brings browniesIt doesn't even need to be said does it?
>>14471994just fucking report the drugfaggots and don't feed them
>>14472008No, i cannot deal.My brother overdosed on a dirty marijuana needle
>>14472008She doesn't need the bear.
>>14472009>later on they send a message to celestia >it's this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNWe3FwpUpE&feature=player_detailpage#t=17
>>14472030>here lies anon>he couldn't deal
>>14471999It really is, and I love it!Horses do have quite prominent necks after all, its nice to see them not so squished on the ponesIt does not help that the longer mare manes help in the illusion of shortneck
>>14472030Fuck off stoner, stop replying as me.
Which pony is a cat?
>>14472047you posted my waifu but about the long necks, it's kinda hard to draw them like that. nowadays it seems that on model drawings are better then the shows. Especially when it comes to dynamic angles.
>>14472041>I think we're dying, time is going really really slowMan, I want to try weed. I wish I had stoner friends.
fluttershy says hi
>>14472090Well she is a fine pone, anon.I also think part of the neck issue can also be related to the muzzle on mares. A long neck coupled with the tiny mare muzzle can look pretty awkward at times.Stallions are usually shown with more obviously longer necks and it does not seem so strange as they have a more elongated muzzle than the mares
>>14472106No reason not to start anon
>>14472085None, pony is not cat.
>>14472179He could kill himself.
>>14472085all pony is cat
Pony guesses you can come along on her tripbut pony's got her eye on you after what happened last time
Can I get some references for Gloomy?i wanna draw something
>>14472261Can I still bring a flask?I get cranky without my juice
>>14472270Check Goat Train's thread on the sub
>>14472270what >>14472280 said
>>14472273pony says nopony says you get rather rude when you bring your 'juice'
>>14472292PleassseeeI promise I'll do whatever you tell me to
>>14472270gloomy a qt
>>14471880>you wouldn't WHPSHH your mother, would you?
>>14472160i never noticed thatlearn something new from you everyday it seems
>>14472292But I need my juice.It's the juiciest.It's also appley but I don't see why pony gets so worked up over it.
Hey guys it's me Francis
>>14472297pony says you have a choice between her and the flask
>>14472352Is that how ponies reproduce?
>>14472352I choose pony...
Is there a way to filter "pony says", "pony said", etc without creating false positives?
>>14472381Probably notWhat's wrong with those? I like those.
>>14472381but anon, that's like, half of mlpg
>>14472381Nobut why would you?
>>14472401>>14472415They were fun the first three million times, now they're just annoying
>>14472381yes, but, it's very complicated and takes years of dedication and practice to master
>>14472381pony worries you're going to filter her out
>>14472327I just tend to notice the little things for some reason anonThe long muzzle = longer neck thing seems pretty consistent though, with the obvious exception of bowling pone.
Pony says, if you don't like pony you should probably not stay here.
>>14472427pony says it's rather rude to call them annoying
>>14472442OMG BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT
>>14472440>>14472443>>14472446COMEDY GOLDI think I'll just stay away from MLPG until the season premiere then
>>14472464see you then
>>14472464pony thinks you have a rather lacking sense of humor
>>14472464How about you just filter "pony"?
>>14472458I LIKEBIGBOOPS AND I CAN NOT LIE
>>14472464pony says she will be here when you return
>>14472464oh, no, goodbye anonymous! we'll miss you!
>>14472400>Quantum boop sequence initiated>Executing boop-jump in 3...2...
Why is Rainbow Dash such a best horse?
>>14472476I could just filter out "pony says", and most of the other common verbs, that sounds like a plan.
>>14472491She isn't, she is 3rd best horse.
>>14472497pony doesn't think that's such a hot idea
ponies should wear panties
>>14472491Because Twilight didn't want to make her feel bad
Are you always the same people in these threads or are they coming and going?
I SUMMON NEUTRONIUM PONY FROM BEYOND THE STRS
>>14472486pony thinks your sarcasm is shit
>>14472497pony wants to know what you have against her
>>14472507no pony that is a terrible idea
>>14472497Rarity wishes you wouldn't do that.
>>14472507stallion should wear panties
>>14472514a little of both
>>14472514I actually hadn't posted in here for a few months until two days ago, and this is my first time since thenamazing how little things change
>>14472497You won't see the end of it, and will hide tons of false positives. >>14472514By experience, I know that some people come from /mlp/ and that some leave these threads.There's no way to know how much for sure.
What if pony was zebroid?
>>14472518I don't think that's such a good idea anon.
>>14472530That is an even more crazy idea
>>14472530c-can they do that?
>>14472464>Complains about shitty overused jokes>posts doge spinoff
>>14472270There are other Gloomy pics besides Goat's, of course.
Pony thinks it's probably both.
>>14472497I don't think there's a suitable way to get rid of it without filtering tons of unrelated posts in the process.
>>14472549All hail the Queen of Butts!
>>14472530stallions are ponies
>>14472580the image you fuckwit
>>14472547>you will never be born with socks;-;
>>14472525but pony likes comfortable silk on her neither regions.it soft and silky and slides over her puffy pony bits
>>14472552they should.>>14472584just needed to clarify that
>>14472559Yes, for example Nobodys comic with her.What happened to him anyway? Haven't seen him in a while and he also didn't post the last mlpgdraws entries I think
>>14472530all ponies should wear pantiesespecially fillies and colts
>>14472598I don't know if it's a doge spinoff, but it's definitely a popular meme.
>>14472580wow so lack of knowledgewow
>>14472598I fail to see "doge" there
pony pony pony pony ponypony pony pony pony pony pony ponypony pony pony pony pony
>>14472549>Bad art>No real story, plot, or point>Just a poorly drawn pony standing in a gray and blue void showing her butt of in a weird style with strange eyesI don't get it. There are plenty of blogs that do the same thing with far better art and hotter images than this one. Why is it so popular?
>>14472608doctor Beckett pls go
did you knowyour favorite pone is fucking someone who isn't youRIGHT NOW
>>14472608I'd like if his mane was a different colorThat green doesn't really match the rest of his color scheme
>>14472610>it soft and silky and slides over her puffy pony bitsunf
>>14472633That's not Beckett, that's just a pony he leaped into
>>14472631>plenty of blogs that do the same thing with far better art and hotter imagesplease link one
>>14472628PONY PONY PONY HARDPONY IN A DUDE'S BACKYARDPONY PONY PONY NICEPONY HARD TO BE PRECISE
>>14472550IT IS TOO LATEIT'S GRAVITATIONAL PULL HAS DRAINED ALL LIFE FROM THE WORLDSOON MARKER PONY SHALL MAKE THE ULTIMATE BOOP
what's so bad about memes anyway
>>14472634No, she isn't, she's here with me right now.
>>14472631the artist is a female.
>>14472631>There are plenty of blogs that do the same thing with far better art and hotter images than this oneLike what? I'm interested.Also don't try to find reasons explanations for popularity.
>>14472634What are you talking about? Princess Twilight Sparkle is right here.
>>14472663their fun lies in their noveltyonce a meme hits the point of saturation it grows stale and boring
>>14472631>Bad art>No real story, plot, or pointLike EG?
>>14472654Gaffer wouldn't lament not being born without socks though, as he has them!Clearly the good doctor has sock envy
>>14472634She would never do that to me.
Ponies going to do an internet!
>>14472656>>14472672Not him, but I don't like Backy too, I can't deal with the ham-fisted butt jokes on every update
>>14472694that's what they always say
>>14472663it's cheap humor.it's the death of creativity.it gets old fast.post ponies in panties
>>14472669Are you sure about that? I was certain its some Russian dude.
>>14472700It's not even jokes anymore. It's just kinda shit.
I think this Rarity is cute and unique.
>>14472700Internet is bad for pony.
>>14472672Not him and it's not a suggestive blog, but this one is my favorite askblog at the momenthttp://luna-afterdark.tumblr.com/
>>14472727You have good taste.
>>14472711russian girl. maybe it's tiara's girlfriend. Made for each other
>>14472727woah whered you find this
>>14472727I like shorts.They are comfortable and easy to wear.
>>14472666Is she sipping tea?
>>14472663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKYsLQ-98APretty decent sumation
>>14472736I remember that guy drawfagged for the /mlp/ art thread for the longest time before he started that blog and got popular.They started arguing with each other because he was getting tons of attention from Anons and his images kept getting used as OP pics. He left.
>>14472736Aren't they a bit out of character in this blog? Not that I mind.
>>14472736That isn't the same thing. That artist is actually good and understands basic comic theory.
>>14472756He actually still goes to the threads a bit. He is a very chill person.
>>14472740MLPGbut it's form herehttp://crockiydile.tumblr.com/post/65906764938/a-lil-animation-based-off-of-the-fabulous-drawing
>>14472705She wouldn't lie to me, Anon. Stop trying to make me doubt her.
>>14471452What is "Capper" General?
>>14472757>Aren't they a bit out of character in this blog?Yeah, but the art is nice and the guy obviously knows what he's doing.And it's not so far off that it is completely unbelievable.
Rarity is a slut.
Rarity is not a slut.
Rarity is a whore
Rarity is a pony.
>>14472836Homosexuals are gay and water is wet. More at 11.
>>14472843HOW YA GONNA PULL THAT TRIGGER WITHOUT A HORN SLUTTY MCSLUTERSON
Slut says she is nothing compared to Rarity's slutiness
Rarity is a bitch.
>>14472860pop pop pop watchin' niggas drop
derpy is a slut
Pony just got home from a long shift of "standing on a busy street corner with a the end is near sign on her back"
>>14472865IT'S TOO CUTE CAPTAIN
>>14472952Tell Lily she should probably get to bed
>>14472952I thought I forbid her from doing that
>>14472865>>14472965That's a pretty damn good one-shot you got there.
>>14472965Anon you're gonna give me diabeetus
>>14472952> the end is near>not the end is neigh
>>14473010>the end is rear
Pony thinks watching porn is bad for you
>>14473035Pony thinks if she watches porn it is bad for me, or me watching porn is bad for me?
>>14473035then pony should satisfy needs more
>>14473035who is this pony we're talking about anyway? Is it the anon of ponies?
>>14473035Maybe me and pony could watch porn together?
A pony should be thick and healthy, with a good layer of cuddle-padding to prevent accidents.
>>14473060>>14473061>>14473076>>14473083Pony wants you to watch the real thing.
>>14473088Pony should stay the way she is.
>>14473096Anonymous I must demand that you stop.My boner is unlawfully hard.
>>14473103Pony looked back and told you "baby it's real"
>you will never stick your dick inside pone and cum inside her
>>14473103Why should I care what pony wants?
>>14473103But the real thing is illegal.
>>14473141running out of creativity there anon?
>>14473128my boner is lawful soft
>>14473076yepin Equestria, all the ponies on MLHG are posting about anon doing this or that, and one of the ponies is getting pretty sick of it
>>14473088IndeedPony should be chubbyOr possibly even tubby
>>14473117But what if she gets into a snuggle collision? Would she be safe with so little softness?
>>14473088>cuddle-paddingget with the times, the internationally recognized term is "blubber bumpering"
>>14473035>>14473103I have said no such thing.
>>14473152thumbnail looks like Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie fused togetheror that one kind of yogurt that you could mix together
>>14473167human thinks you didhuman thinks you shouldn't lie, it's not very nice
Pony just looked at the page and said "SEE? this is exactly why i hate the general! shitposting everywhere!!"
>>14473154What about wubby?
>>14473167Yes I did!
>>14473178n-no, that's too much!keep going
>>14473147I JUST WANT TO FUCK CARTOON PONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pony is certain that peeing in your garden everyday should have a negative effect of your crop yield
>>14473208We all do.
Pony is so awkward, that people apologize for walking in the same direction as her
>>14473192>pony works out>pony also has strong muskpony stinks and wants you bad
>>14473035My tulpa doesn't like it
Pony just got invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but Pony wanted to celebrate by herself.
When did you first realize that you're in love with a cartoon horse?
>>14473229Well some here wold rather be said pony but for the most part you are correct it seems
>>14473246I want stinky pony bad.Really bad.Like if I could huff her, that would be ideal.
>>14473284Why not both?
>>14473283About the time AJ showed up on the screen.
Pony is Jack's unwanted virginity
Hey Anon, show me your weird human penis.
>>14473317Well really there is no reason you couldn't want both, so carry on anon!
>>14473283>Implying I feel loveI just like cartoon horses, anon.
>>14473340When did you first realize that Dexter has autism
>>14473342No the last time you tried to eat it. You weird horse.
>>14473342Only if you show me your weird pony vagina.
Pony said you look like Bryan Cranston
>>14473369from the very beginning
did anything arousing happen today
did I miss anything new today?
>>14473433A few things.
So, who remembers this? It's been updated a lot.http://fenglee.com/game/aog/
>>14473457stop playing coy you asshat and just tell me
You can go to Equestria and become a pony, but you will have to be born into the world from the womb. Also, you will have absolutely no recollection of your previous life, retain no personality traits, won't even know that you wanted to be a pony in the first place, and can never recover any of that. All traces of "you" are obliterated, so essentially it's a completely different entity that you will have no connection to.
>>14473471I'm not allowed to say
>>14473455And here I was about to post it too.You keep good tabs on the fatpon thread.
>>14473479Can't I just be a human in Equestria?
>>14473479Then you aren't going to equestria so I do not really see the point
>>14473493jesus christ, fuck you.i see where the hateanons come from. you're a piece of shit.
>>14473473hybrid vaginathats weird for sure
>>14473495I wonder how many people from here have another tab open there
>>14473517Jeez anon, I was just messing around
>>14473455Is she thrusting towards the camera or is this some kind of weird rapid expansion-contraction fetish
>>14472464If you don't like the latest MLPG meme, then you're a no fun faggot.
>>14472030i dont do drugs, but u can do mariquana from a goddam needle?
>>14473517>tell me thing>I don't want to>FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR
>>14473522Likely not a lot, but I know at least dotkwa frequents it too.That laid-back Fluttershy was adorable
>>14473473h-here I gohttp://i.imgur.com/9NkHsmk.jpg
>>14473547Messing around isn't supposed to be annoying as hell
>>14473455Now THAT is something I could get behindOr be sat on by
>>14473565Oh man for sure, I loved that belly
>>14473479That seems rather pointless then.
>>14473577>you will never get this mad over nothing
>>14473578Only a real man would have Derpy sit on his face.
>>14473479What if I was a pony and wished to go to Earth under the same conditions?
>>14473577You asked a vague questionI gave a vague answer
>>14473564>did thing happen>yes>what things>some things xD>tell me>LOL NO XDDDDDFixedalso added in some greentext that nobody said to help you read it better
HEY YOUYES YOUSTREAM!
>>14473479What's the point?How can I appreciate being in Equestria?
>>14473517serves you right for being a fetishfag
>>14473605How is that "going" anywhere? Literally nothing is conveyed. He is just describing another, completely unrelated entity being born elsewhere
>>14473599I prefer RarityOr Caimon
>>14473619All I have to stream is vidya and I am too spaghetti to do so.So, no.
>>14473634>GG will never draw enough Caimon
>>14473649SURE YEA STRAM
>>14473649I want to hear your voice again little shotaball~
>>14473649Stram The Emperor's New Groove
>>14473656I just want oneONEImage of Anon laying under Caimon with a facefull of bushShe wouldn't even need to sit
>>14473634b-but she has a bush the size of a human headit'd be terrible
>>14473633Well, it's your matter being used to create the new life.So...Would you die so that pony might live?
>>14473728It'd be amazing
>>14473741>standard mammalian reproductionponies don't need me to live.
>>14473725Well Caimon sitting on your face might crack your skull or something, so she probably shouldn't sit.But yeah, that'd be pretty fantastic. I bet it'd be sweaty.
>>14473741If its a simple issue of matter pony can wait till I die to recycle it, as clearly nobody is actually going anywhere
Sex looks gross and I hate being touched, tell pony I don't want to have sex.
>>14473598I had a bad day and wanted pornI didn't need this shit
>>14473675>>14473704>>14473708im kinda not really sure why i responded sorryi have some work to do and don't want to draw but maybe later i could stram a movie? I'd like to do emperor's new groove but i can't torrent so i have no way to get it gomen
>>14473787Pony says that's fine, she'll find someone else to cuddle.
>>14473479So I'm basically dead, eh? No thanks.
>>14473787You don't have a choice.
>>14473803Just draw and sing to us later.
>>14473787Sex is totally not gross, AnonBringing someone to orgasm is probably the greatest thing on the planet
>>14473763Reptiles are cold-blooded creatures who usually lay in the sun to gain heat. They are incapable of sweating and would have no reason to do so if they could.
>>14471452WHO IS STONEWALL JACKSONFINAL ANSWER
>>14473096>http://i.imgur.com/4u3YXGg.png... there was more to this, i know, but i gotta see the rest now
>>14473619But i have nothing to stråm
>>14473835But it looks gross and I don't like being touched by people or even a pony.I also don't want to cuddle
>>14473844Damnit, I laughed
>>14473840Caimon is an anthro alligator with human parts, not a reptile, and has been drawn sweating beforeyou're fucking stupid, Frodo.
>>1447384She's a drawing. She can be anything.
>>14473876But AnooooonYou love themSex with people you love is even betterSurely you like being touched by loved onesYou're not going to have a decent relationship without physical intimacy
>>14473896i'm still shit, no thanks.
>>14473924DO IT ANYWAY
>>14473917No, I don't want physical intimacy and if pony can't respect that then I'm going to leave.
>>14473844I would have went with Lee myself as he did have a famous horse
>>14473940Pony says good riddensPony says you should get some professional help
>>14473763>Well Caimon sitting on your face might crack your skull or something1. I doubt that. It takes 350lbs/square foot of pressure to crack a skull, and while I don't doubt she has the weight, I don't think it'd be that centralized on your skull. For example, her butt/tail would likely be on your chest2. I'd accept that kind of death by snoosnoo
>>14473936FuckI'm just gonna excuse myself that i need to pack and will entertain the thought afterwards.I prefer draw traditional anyway
i hate not being in my computeri need muh filters
>>14473917Anon I don't actually love anything and nothing could actually love me, I'm an ugly person and a fat person on top that.I don't want to form human relationships because I don't have the emotional capacity or drive to do so.
>>14473924>can't draw>be shit>draw>get better>don't draw>stay shitDRAW
>>14473940Pony doesn't respect that.She keeps rubbing her butt against yours.
>>14473940I really wish people didn't reply when it's obvious someone is speaking directly to another person.
>>14473979Bruce plsI do draw, just not stråm
>>14473977>nothing could actually love me, I'm an ugly person and a fat person on top thatDon't tempt me Anon.
you get to be reborn in equestria. however, even from the womb you will retain some memory of your past human life.what is that 'some' that you retain? ; only enough to know it was something you one had but lost.will the nagging thoughts of something missing that you cannot recall bother you or will you only keep it to yourself and only share it with close friends that you can pour your soul into
>>14474042ur a faget
>tfw want to stram on fridays and saturdays but you only ever ask for it on Sundays
>>14473965Either way, it wouldn't feel super comfy.You'd need a queening chair or something.I wouldn't mind either.
Why don't you have a gf?If you do have one how did you get her?
>>14474092>Why don't you have a gf?Don't want one.
>>14474092I have no interest in gfs or bfs, Anon
>>14474092>Why don't you have a girlfriendAnthro alligators don't actually exist
>>14474042Still not enough, I want full memory not something that can pass off as just some weird dream.
>>14474092>Pretty sure girl has a thing for me>Ask her out>Don't think she's realized this is a date>Tell her I like her>Fuck her that nightThat was a year ago
>>14474092No interest and I'm not attractive enough.
>>14474092I don't want oneAnd i don't have a bf because beautiful male anthro deers don't exist.
>>14474178>I'm not attractive enough.Stop that.
>>14474092I hate myself, so how can I expect somebody else to love me?
>>14474186People rate other people based on attractiveness, right?Well I'm about as attractive as a schoolhouse fire.
>>14474199I didn't know you were depressed, dd
>>14474199Maybe if you weren't such a cock, you'd be less of a cock.
>>14474199Pretty sure the whole rape thing is the biggest reason why no-one will love you
>>14474092too creepy.just kidding, but only a little bit
>>14474208>>14474208But anon that is very attractive
>>14474092Does it count if my girlfriend is a horse?
>>14474180that deer is too sexy
>>14474219>I didn't know you were depressed, ddHe shit this threads with his autism since 2011.
>>144742381 is utter shit and they only get worse.
>>14474208Maybe 15 year oldsPersonality counts for a lot more then most people think.
what if scootaloo was celestia's daughter
>>14474238i'll have some 4, with a side order of 5
>>14474220Because I usually try to keep personal shit out of the threads. Dunno what spurred this lapse.
>>14474272>Because I usually try to keep personal shit out of the threadslol no.
>>14474238>>14474259>he hasn't done Luna or Celestia yet
>>14474238>not having a 16 bit "0"
I gotta get outta here. See u guys later
>>14474254I wish there was more art of deerThey might just be sexier than ponies
Pony says a man lives life by his own terms
>>144742381 or 5 onlythe rest are grossI will admit, it is a musing that they are in costumes.
>>14474301>They might just be sexier than poniesLeave this placeLeave and never return.
>>14474254but it's a dude
Pony also said that you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
>>14474317Dudes can be sexy.
>all those >tfw I've never had a gf/bfWhat the fuck, MLPGYou better all be like 15 or something
>>14474337yeah maybe if you're gaywho even likes dudes
There was a boy...
>>14474353Here we go
>>14474353I'm a man going his own way
>>14474353Welcome to 4chan. Enjoy your stay.
>>14474353never had the combination of resources neededA relationsship needs emotional, fiscal, and time investmentsAt any given time I've only ever been able to actually invest 2 of those
>>1447435320, actually. It's just that I've been an extreme dweeb until last year. I'm working on it.
>>14474353I've transcended the need for such lowly desires.
>>14474353>had a gf>no longer have a gf
>>14474272And that was supposed to be a reply to >>14474219
Sweetie Belly is the most arousing thing.
>he's had a gf/bfhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrMRmEeCfJM
I haven't been to this place in a few monthsIs this Nonymous guy the new Appledan?
>>14474433I don't think he draws
>>14474429What if it was an internet bf?
>>14474433Appledan at least tried to be a contributorNonymous just posts about being gay and about wide-hipped heavy things.he's got good taste
Come to think of it, i haven't seen Appledan in a while
>>14473633hmm, in a way I can see you both are right. But the discussion is on the verge of asking questions that simply can't be answered. In his defense, people are still themselves even when they lose their memories. And regain some personality quirks. From what little I remember regarding this aspect of our being.
>>14474433you might also know him as "hotglueanon"
>>14474433It's hotglueanonHe put points in attention whoring
http://i.imgur.com/c39iVBy.pngCan someone help me find the source for this image? I extracted it from my TF2 temp. So it was some guys spray.I just want a higher res, but I may have gotten the only existent size of this image.
>>14474450Then I feel bad for him.
>>14474455He was here last week
Nah, he's not like appledan.At least nonymous makes gifs.
>>14474451>he's got good taste
>>14474433I mostly make gifs and talk about ponies when they're being discussed.>>14474455He's around, he posts anonymously and goes on strams
>>14474510He likes Caimon.That invalidates any bad tastes he has.
>Only Jessy, Sang and one anon isn't singleThat's amazingly patheticI think I'm going to leave MLPG forever
Only one way to be sure.*ahem*MS. HARSHWHINNY IS MY WAIFU AND NO ONE ELSE'S. I CLAIM HER NOW AND FOREVER.
>>14474531Go away normalshit
>>14474461Well that is getting into immortal soul type stuff anon.I guess a simpler counter question for him to sort it out would be "what about the pony in question would make it me, as opposed to any other natural equestrian"
>>14474558Now that was uncalled for...
Steven Universe isn't as good as I thought it would beat least the intro is still the best intro for a cartoon in years
>>14474573HE STABBED HIS ASSWHYWHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S GOOD
>>14474573Oh god what the fuck
>>14474615I loved it.
>>14474553yep that's the argument for you side, which is right too. So, in that sense, to be that pony as yourself you need to be you to be you...Also, I love this kind of nonsense talk since it borderlines into my mind corruption fetish.
>>14474615you said that just as i turned off the TV
>>14474604Well Anon has MLPG's entire hope of reproducing on his shoulders
>>14474615Gravity Fall's opening is pretty good, and I've gotta say I like SU quite a bit
So are we going to have some horse marethons before S4 starts in two weeks?
>>14474604Jessy's single for a reason.
>>14474622It's the kid. The kid is a wizard.
>>14474622>When he turns black, he starts walking
>>14474618>>14474622It's some weird ass pain specific fetish.It's like bee-stings, but you're assaulting someone too
>>14474647Fat and ugly are two reasons.
>>14474615Steven universe really only seems to be popular amungst monstergirl/fat fetishfags
>>14474645I was planning on making a stram, but I'm guessing there'll be a few of them, and synchs are usually fun.
Corey sure is a cute dragon. There should be more dragons in MLP.
>>14474615Oh, and Garnet is still hot
>>14474633Yeah I find the kind of stuff far more entertaining than I probably should as well
>>14474698Not as hot as Amethyst though
>>14474688We should all figure something out. I'd really like to watch S1 and S2 with MLPG again.S3 I could care less about, and I still haven't watched EQG.
>>14474542YOU BETTER STEP OFF NIGGA
>>14474615From the into I think and it probably is an American harem.
>>14474542I WILL EAT YOU
>>14474707Amethyst doesn't have the thighs to be as hot as Garnetjust look at those thighs, she can probably squat more than Chun-Li
Pony wants you to give her a ride in your car
>>14474042anon do u have something to tell us?
I'd ask why y'all aren't breeding but it's pretty clear
>>14474719>>14474724I'm seeing double! Four AppleDans!
>>14474671Bad dental hygiene is another
>>14474733Applejack why are you having so much anal? That's not breeding, either.
>>14474739why always as the mare anonwhy always as the marewhy never the stallion
To any Marines that might frequent this thread, Happy Birthday
Describe S4 with one picture
>>14474718S1, S2, and probably an episode or 3 of S3. Magic Duel was good, same with Good Spike Episode. EqG was excessively average. I'd recommend giving it a once over. It's feels like a long episode of one of those teenager school live action shows from Nickelodeon mixed with magic and pony looking things.
>>14474728>Amethyst doesn't have the thighsill fite u m8
>>14474707Amethyst reminds me of Spooky Blang's art.
>>14474761Because that way i get to have a ponegina and take huge stallion cocks.
>>14474779Because more than half of MLPG has never had a gf
>>14474729I don't have one. Even if I did, I can't even drive.
>>14474770They're like half the size of Garnet's, that just won't cut it.Though Amethyst would be the one you could wake up, eat some donuts, and then take a nap right after with
>>14474766I liked some of S3, but it's still fresh in my mind so I'd really love to marathon S1 and S2 with you guys again before S4 hits us.I honestly never want to watch EQG as a whole. I wouldn't mind seeing the pony parts of it, though.
>>14474770what the fuck is wrong with her face
>>14474733>implying anal counts as breeding
>>14474798Girlfriends are overratedfwbs are where it's at
>>14474796My giga nigga
>>14474837>ImplyingSex is overratedLong term intimacy is where it's atIntimate sex is best
>>14474808She has that DSL
In all seriousness, what are your expectations with S4?I have high hopes with a solid expectation of more world character building and more episodes like in S2
>>14474878No, she's got a lip disease
>>14474874Ross pls. Guys don't typically fawn over fatties. That's kind of a 'you' thing.
>>14474886I'm more excited for the episodes that will follow the premier than the premier episodes themselves.
>>14474902Fat fetishism/chubby chasing is one of the more common fetishes out there.Just sayin.
>>14474808What's wrong with YOUR face, Anon?
Tex dead or on another sabatical?
>>14474911Yes, that is the correct grammar for that sentence.
>>14474940He's having another man period
>>14474902Not ross, but I think that was more of a "fat ass" joke than a "fat everything" jokeI would a fat ass
>>14474939Her lips looked much better in the pilot.
>>14474923There needs to be more gifs of that vid
>>14474765Actually I change my mind. It's gonna be this instead of >>14474889
>>14474930I actually had a friend that went after fatties, but it wasn't because of their body. He tailed blubber bitches because they had very low self esteem and were an easy source of pussy.Liking fatties because of the fatness is a little different, I'd think.
>>14474893what are the odds of a beach episode this season, MLPG?
>>14474961There arent that many scenes that would repeat wellI just want one of the last part with the love cave
>>14474954I'd still hit her like a freight train.
>>144749750.It's not an anime, they won't add a beach episode.
>>14474973it varries from person to person
>>14474967>M.A. Larson carries a pistol in a shoulder rig around the studioheadcanon acquired
>>14474975FiM will never get it. EqG will.
>>14475001Ed Edd and Eddy had a Beach episode and it was pretty good
>>14474948This guy got it. It's just another drawing to show off Sweetie Belle being big in the hips and her sister's hiding her jealousy behind snark.
>>14474992>YOU RIKE ME?
>>14474975Probably pretty good, but they won't be dressed up or anything. The most you'll get is Pinkie wearing a set of flippers before the antagonist or other problem shows up to wreck the party.
>>14474992I'm so glad they upped Garnet's waist and gave her an afro
>>14474975I'll be honest, I don't know why so many people want a beach episode
>>14475043Beaches are fun
>Beach episodePlease no
>>14474992I still think she's the only decent look one out of the three, but that's just because it reminds me of something else.pic related
>>14475043'cause it'd be cute as fuck.Ponies in swim suits, nigga.
>>14475074never liked that artist
>>14475043>cute ponies>on a beach>playing in the waterWhat's not to love?
>>14474945>He's having another man periodThere's pills you can take for that you know.
>>14475001KND had a beach episode or twoI think most American cartoons do
>>14475043BOOTS ON HOOVESBIKINIS ON TOP
>beach episodeWhat exactly would be the premise or plot of it?
>>14475106>The latter.I always forget what that means. Is that referring to the first option or the last one?
>>14475085>cute ponies in cute swimsuitsfix'd
>>14475043Beach Shenanigans. Just think imagine
I'll be honest, I don't know why so many people want a snow episode.
>>14475115Fluttershy drowns and they have to learn to deal with loss.
>>14475117Last option. When you see two options in a sentence, you can refer to the first option as 'the former'. The last option is 'the latter'.
>>14475081I always liked Love Me Nice. Wish she did more of that and less porn, but her smut is good as well.Just don't look at pictures of the artist. It's kinda off-putting.
>>14475115Cute ponies doing cute things. Not every episode has to have the fate of equestria in the balance.
>>14475144Thank you. English is not my first language.
>>14475149yeah, but every episode at least has a premise to it
>>14475043For some reason people want to see their waifu in a bikini; even though every time time we have seen the ponies swimming they don't have any such bikini on
>>14475117>>14475144>>14475158Basically it's another form of "later", it comes from the same root "læt"
>>14475166Fine. Sea ponies.
The beach is an awful, awful place that results in sunburn, burning eyes, sand in your hair, sand rubbing your places that shouldn't be rubbed raw raw, and me being self-conscious about my body hair.beach a shit
http://derpiboo.ru/469648please be hasbro vector crew being its usual self
>>14475174they'd probably spend the episode snorkeling rather than on the beach
Which one would you date, MLPG?
Pony wants you to stop having fun this instant
>>14475185Sea ponies evolve and grow hooves and proper air breathing thingies.
>>14475189I'm okay with you as long as you keep drawing butts like that.I'd choose Sweetie. Age is just a number with hips like those.
>>14475176Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine
>>14475180What, the gradient wings? The S1 Luna?
>>14475189Rarity is too thin for me and Sweetie is like 12
>>14475034That is exactly what I was hinting at
>>14475201>like I give a fuckWhat is with his obsession with dead space anyway
>>14475193ut pony loves fun things.
>>14475172>>14475158I like to remember them by the letter they start with:First = Former (both start with F). Last = Latter (both start with L).That helps me, at least.
>>14475176it was fun as a kid though, growing up in Florida was fun.
>>14475201I guess if I was +1000 years old I'd probably stop giving a fuck at shit as well
So I just remembered that I'll be working on the 23rd so I will miss out on pone premiere.That kinda sucks.
>>14475214Don't even get me started on stepping on water mysteries or being afraid of the oceanthere's sharks and immortals in the ocean
>>14475222The way I draw the CMC and all of their classmates, I make them like 14.
>>14475225fuck you and fuck your marker?I thought he liked mlpg at one time
>>14475232Yeah, I grew up in Florida too. The beach stopped being fun when I hit puberty and got a computer.
>>14475189Probably Sweetie. Insane hips and sugary sweet personality.Why the fuck are they wearing gloves with swimsuits
>>14475245Oh, okay Ross, that makes it so much less creepy.
>>14475246I think he still does and comes back for nostalgia but I don't think that's why
>>14475239>Sharks You don't have to worry about those most of the time when you got the beach.
>>14475226fuck that pony
>>14475254Some of us never escaped it
>>14475238>tfw have to miss all the episodes as they air due to classes early in the morning
>>14475245Do you have any idea what a 14 year old's curves areLike, non existant
>>14475264I know, but it's like going into a jungle full of tigers that don't want to eat humans. you'd still be nervous.except you can kinda perform well on land. you're in shark territory in the water.
>>14475258You jerk off to people cumming on pony toys
>>14475245>12 years old? Oh god no, that'd be gross. Underage... b-bleh, right?>She's actually the perfectly legal and totally not creepy age of 14.Oh, okay.
COME ON EVERYBODYSMILE SMILE SMILE
>>14475288At least my fetishes are legal.
>>14475189>>14475245Fourteen isn't much better than twelve.I probably would be horrified either way if I ran into people like that IRL. Is there a third choice?
>>14475291Federal age of consent in Japan is 13
>>14475280Not in flawless logic kartune werld. Wheeeeeee>>14475257Cartoon logic
>>14475282Shark attacks are rare though fatal attacks even more so.
>people want beach episode>we've already seen the ponies swim a bunchSo why would a 'beach episode be so much better over what we have already seen?
>>14475278Bad thing is I never have to work Saturdays. Just this one specific Saturday.Guess I'll have to stop by and beg people to talk to me about it in here when I get home and watch it.
>>14475278For the whole season?
>>14475328Exactly, like being in a jungle full of tigers that don't want to eat you.
>>14475332My recent history is cleared every time i exit my browser
>>14475314Though it's worth noting that most prefectures have it at 18.
>>14475314>In Japan, you can totally fuck a girl that just got her first period like a week agoI'm sure this fleeting knowledge of Japanese federal law is impressive in some bizarro world version of the world, but your weak link is...You're in AMERICA
>>14475332I'm not ashamed of my straight, gay and tranny porn
14 isn't pedophilic, it's ephebophiliac
how learn drawing
>>14475302Where's the Dew?
>>14475353Not everyone is, surprisingly
>>14475359It's still illegal and creepy.
Dallas or New Orleans, MLPG?
>>14475359Thank-you Humbert Humbert
Hug me, MLPGI'm so nervous
>>14475331So they'd be playing beach ball and doing fun beach things and possibly so we can see some seaponies, duh.I'd actually be more interested in an ocean delving or sailing episode, but maybe have the beginning with them on the beach. I need my world building, dammit.
>>14475359Get the fuck out you pedo
>>14475332I look at too many Fluttershy picture, i know
>>14475381>>14475390Oh, it's certainly still nothing you should be doing, but proper terminology is essential.
>>14475393I've got an exam in 66 minutesWhy are you nervous?
>>14475405He's right, you know.
>>14475353Actually a lot of states have reduced ages of consent, since there's little to no federal law on the subject.
>>14475388Fuck off Ross, nobody likes baseball
>>14475393Everything's going to be just fine.
>>14475359By psychology, yes, but the law makes no distinction between the two.
It's worth noting that real children are disgusting. But drawn can be unf.
>>14475407I never said gRoss was a pedo.
>>14475413I have to travel halfway across the world to attend a conference.I've never been outside Jewrope.
>>14475426The law doesn't call it pedophilia, though, it's statutory rape and whatever charges of child abuse/assault they can tack on.
>>14475433Real kids are assholes.
>>14475381Betty Boop was meant to be only 15, according to an interview with Max Fleischer (producer and co-creator of the cartoon shorts)
I want to go back to talking about a cartoonshow
>>14475447where's the conference?
>>14475388Rooting for Nawlins
>>14475419Is the lowest 16 or 14?
>>14475393You're going to make it.It's going to be great.Pony knows this.Don't you believe pony?
>>14475460And the Sweetie Belle that gRoss drew to fit his fetishes is 14 according to gRoss
>>14475466use the left and right arrows to select the pony to discuss
>>1447547316.>>14475477I'm reminded of Gumby's horse friend for some reason.
>>14475466Who will be the best pony of S4?
>>14475483wwhy are you saying gRoss
>>14475381>illegalIn backwards America perhaps.Many countries 14 is legal. Most have 16, including many USA states.
>>14475487-> -> -> -> -> enter
>>14475498That one right there. Rarara episodes are always the best.
>>14475521America looks so scary
>>14475504Because it's a much more appropriate name given what he's currently peddling.
>>14475514>Rarara episodes are always the best.but thats just wrong
>>14475498But that's the best one, anon.
>>14475506Good luck, Business Anon.>>1447547316, in 60% of the US states
>>14475491You mean Pokey?
>>14475531Oh snap, I didn't even put gross together.that's good
>>14475277You are posting from the beach stuck in cell?I don't understand if this is not the case
You guys don't mind me showing up six hours late to the pone premiere to discuss pone premiere, right?I always hate getting the left over scraps.
>>14475513You have butt-selected toothpaste pone!She is a rather pretty pony isn't she
>>14475513What a good pone
>>14475541Yeah, that one.>>14475533'Rarity goes to Canterlot, blows off her friends, lies to everybody involved, and not only faces zero repercussions but is actually rewarded for all of it.'Such a great episode.
>>14475477Bbut pony isn't real
>>14475554We could always set up a post-premier re-stram for you and anyone else that missed it.
What did the doctor say, Applejack?
Would you give pony a tender bellyrub on the couch after a long day at work?
>>14475579Pony's long day at work?
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ITUNES
>>14475575I got my DVR set up to record all new pone just in case, but I still won't be able to check it out until after 4pm CNT.
>>14475504gRoss is Ross as defined by the GNU free software initiative
>>14475554Here I'll sum up what you'll miss.With 1 minute post delays MLPG is going to be very strange
>>14475564I liked the party bit of that episode but the song was pretty bland.
>>14475564Sisterhooves Social was great though
Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony. Who is your favorite pony, /co/?
>>14475554There should be a lot to talk about, I'd like to think we'll be talking about it all day. I just hope it's because it's that good.
>>14475550I meant Florida actually anon. Seeing as you both said you grew up there I take it to mean you are also no longer residing there. Some of us are not so lucky>>14475560I wonder what gift that very smiley pony got for Moondancer way back in the pilot
That mouse sure looks familiar now doesn't it?http://www.vg247.com/2013/11/09/windows-8-1-has-been-patched-to-fix-mouse-lag/#comments
>>14475590Yours or pony's.
>>14475592>He uses iTunes>He uses anything but cmus
>>14475604Why does MLPG have one minute post delays?
>>14475609The apple one.
>>14475567She still knows that you're a great person, and if you prepare right, give your all, and knock on wood, everything will go perfect.You might even make a friend!
>>14475580I don't know what I expected
>>14475564>Rarity tries to pursue her dreams of becoming famous and fitting in with the types of ponies that she's always wanted to hang out with>Loses sight of her friends temporarily and nearly ditches them>Comes back to realize who her real friends are and decides to chill with them instead>One of the best eps of S2 besides Sisterhooves SocialNigga, you got some bias.
>>14475632Because Moot doesn't want us to "chat"
>>14475609This shy one.
>>14475651Moot get tired of all our fast horses?
>>14475609Apple Nation Represent!
>>14475664She also lies through her teeth for that acceptance.
>>14475662I don't need friends, i'm gonna bring my fan!
>>14475686>>14475632moot seeking to lower traffic on the servers
>>14475686it's for everything, moot wants to see if longer post times = better post quality
>>14475651>tfw no qt μt π
Master!Apprentice!Heartborne! 7th seekerWarrior!Disciple!In me the Wishmaster
>>14475609I kinda like this one; she's really cute.I don't have a favorite though. They're all too good.
>>14475578Th-they were barely able to reattach your jaw. Y-you'll never be able to suck Big Mac off ever a-again. I'm sooo sorry <3
>>14475691I wonder what it would be like to have a pony and have no vagina
>>14475664She didn't nearly ditch them, she DID ditch them and lied to them about her pet being ill to do so, and then when they made the trip all the way out (cancelling any plans they had made in advance for Twilight's party) to Canterlot so she could still be part of the celebration, she was only there for enough of the time that they'd think she was actually there.
I hope I didn't chase gRoss off...
>>14475638those ponies are looking at your favourite pony, right?
>you will never pant and shudder as your winking marecunt nurses on a fat horsecock
>>14475727>I have no vagina and I must scream
>>14475609I like the orange, the pink, and the purple one quite equally. I can't be bothered to make a distinction.
>>14475653>>14475644>>14475643>>14475637>>14475625>>14475724>>14475715>>14475691>>14475678Those are all very nice ponies. I hope you have a good night.>>14475661Fuck you.
>>14475704Aaaaand it hasn't worked, has it?
>>14475734>cancelling any plans they had made in advance for Twilight's partyThat's speculation. If the others had to cancel shit because of Twilight's sudden plans, that's hardly Rarity's fault.
>>14475700She wants to be your friend. Would you say no?She's just asking you to give them a chance.
>>14475736Why would you hope that ever?
>>14475609This super cutie patootie right here
>>14475753Nope you still have the same userbase.
>>14475736I don't think anyone has ever said that before.
>>14475770Because he's fun to poke fun atAnd about 1 out of every 1,000 images he draws I kinda like
>>14475753He's also apparently put the kibosh on post deletionYou can see how much better that has made things
Twilight just got back from anon's!
>>14475708>no cutie micro-T pieI need help deciphering this because I'm retarded.
>>14475753To bad we can't just move to the sub. But without new blood coming in from 4chan we would slowly die.
>>14475751s-sorryI actually really like that one and the grayish blue one but I didn't want to upset anybody by implying they were better than the other ponies.>>14475753Of course it did, /q/ was extremely civil when it was around and it had a really long post response time, remember?
>>14475792That's reasonable.He draws a sexy Rouge
>>14475804mu, not microfucking idiot
>>14475632>>14475670Post time should be increased. I want to break generals.
>>14475767I am already her fan.There's no one else for me to be a fan of.
>>14475805Shiny is there something you aren't telling Cadance?
>>14475617Oh I am still there though. I see now why you thought that.
>>14475818Is that you, filthy rougeanon?
>>14475826There's a board for generalsI don't think moot would let generals break
>>14475805GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE BEDROOM YOU COCKWAFFLEI'M NOT FINISHED FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
>>14475797So wait, we can't delete our posts anymore?How will we ever post retarded things and then pretend they never happened now?
>>14475848>tfw you will never have a pretty pink pony princes call you a cockwaffle
>>14475854We can delete our posts but you can't remove them after I think 5 minutes
>>14475832>>14475848>implying im that shinykind