>>14453615 OLD HORSETopic: What would be the worst episode plot S4 could make
>>14460423>Image swap glitch
>>14460423Kick Ass? They got it hald wrongThey should hve just called it ASS!
anything involving rainbow dash
Thanks moot.
>>14460423
>Kick-Ass
>>14460457scrubbles you can do better than that
>>14460457GET DRUNK
>>14460423[THANKS MOOT!] edition?
>>14460474confused ponies are extra cute
>>14460494They really are.
>OP image
>>14460347 NEVER
>>14460494Flustered ponies are even cuter.
>>14460347
>>14460513>All that ugly on her.Ew, get that off!
OP's image
>>14460479No I can;t!>>14460485I am!See watchWhat do you call Rainbow Dash on an off day?Rainbow DUMB
>>14460530but she just wanted you to think she was pretty, anon
>>14460531ohwell that's not pony either
>>14460423>Spike decides to be a superhero>Gets shanked like a bitch on his first day>Ends up in the hospital where, due to the doctors swearing not to tell Twilight and the others about spike's costume, he's now being mistaken for gay>Rarity only now shows interest in himActually, just let Mark Millar write an episode. Boom, worst possible episode of MLP ever.
>>14460475Millar is a douchebag.
>>14460547Not Drunk enough it seems.STEP IT UP
>>14460548She's pretty without all the junk on her.
>>14460551did someone say pony?
>>14460423>>14460531Can't you just make a pony thread?
rainbow dash is a very ugly pony
>"Oh you must be Anon.">"my friends told me all about you!">"how are you doing today"?
Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father.
Does nobody on /co/ like kickass? I mean I dont really like it either but I always figured they would
>>14460568
What are they talking about anon?
>>14460582I'm doing well. I don't believe we've been introduced, miss...?
>>14460583why the fuck would you ruin that for me!?!
>>14460602>"Get this fucking spider off me!">"Please stop, it wasnt funny the first time."
>>14460582y-you too
>>14460582I'm pretty good today, pony; how are you?Dive for any good clams today? Your cutie mark is clams, right?
>>14460582Oh just fine. Thank you for asking miss...
>>14460591I thought the first movie was ok but muh god man, stay away from the 2nd comic.
>>14460602>of all the stars in the night sky, yours ar->wrong horse
>>14460602>...and some bombs are so powerful they can level entire cities and irradiate the land for->please stop
Have you remembered to water your pony today, mlpg?
so this thread is beb, where's the real horse?
>>14460602>"Oh man, look at how much marecume is on my hand you filthy girl.">"Anon please, you know how sensitive I am about my hyper orgasms."
>>14460683there isn't one: that was the last horse ever
All MT has to do is stay black and die.
>>14460682.........SHIT
>>14460679BUT IT'S SO AWESOME PRINCESS HORSE
Kick Ass?I hvent seen that much ass since kickassia!
>>14460602
>>14460679>Mfw if some faggot tells Celestia about our weapons and shit and she forbids any further human to pone interaction.Only if we had loneliness-seeking hug missiles.
>>14460762I'm going to need the source of this.
>>14460582my entire life makes me emo from things ive seen almost everybody hates emo people kids at school tell me to go fuck my emo ass and go kill yourself emo freak i only have one friend her name is fluttershy she is not emo but at least she understands my life she knows why im emo when i became emo and the time i almost camited suiside from all the people telling me to kill my emo ass its not easy being an emo teen if your emo too i sugjest you listen to this emos are ussaly shy so they hide their emotions but you shouldnt thats what made me almost camit suiside stay strong emos let them call you names but remember even if you want to kill yourself like i do just dont cause think what could of been ahead of you if you killed yourself you wouldnt even know whats coming for you next
>>14460769>hugs so explosively amazing there are no survivors
>>14460769It's the perfect plan to make sure he has all the pones to himself. Wouldn't you do the same in his shoes?
>>14460752scrubbles go to bed
>>14460782>Instantly vaporizes you into Equestria.
>>14460752Drunker!
>>14460793No because I'm not a selfish person, I'm just an extremely lazy good person.
>>14460779
>>14460775http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cheezyweapon/92384/Just-my-size.
>>14460602>And that is how my hand got fucked up!>All you did was stare at it, Anon.
>>14460808Being lazy doesn't make you good by default, it just means you are too lazy to do any bad.
>>14460795No holdo n I got a few more hours and drinksWhy do they call her Rainbod DASH? Huh?She's never dhases, she flies!Laughter
>>14460796HAHATIME FOR TERRORISMHIT ME
>>14460818>cheezyweapon againI don't know what it is about his stuff that gets me going.Especially the stuff about hyper girls (dicks or not) that are just being cute.
>>14460824I never said being lazy makes me a good person, I'm saying I'm a good person but I'm lazy.Also I know I can never do any actual bad
>>14460879But you can't really be a good person if you are lazy because no good man let's a bad one go unpunished.
>>14460814eugh the retarded text ruined it.
>>14460775cheezyweapon on FA
No rape
>>14460899A little slow, but thanks.Does it give you ladyboners?
>>14460893But no good man starts a conflict when there is no need
>>14460922But would you enter it in the defense of the innocent.
>>14460894I know, but I couldn't find the one without it
>>14460936A good person doesnt looking for a fight
>>14460962So you'd just leave some poor sap to get beaten or die at the hands of a bad man or woman.That's no good person.
MLPGBRING ME YOUR UNFS
>>14460991okay
>>14460974Going out to look for people being beaten makes you no better then a vigilante.It is true one must no stand idly by to injustice, but in daily life there is no need to look for more
>>14460996My worldview has been shattered.
Helios Ending > Illuminati Ending > Dark Age EndingSarif Ending > Taggart Ending >>>>>>> Darrow Ending >>>>>> Destroy Panchaea Ending
>>14460991I I saw that in the middle of the night I would instinctively grab her around the neck, hold her close and gently fall asleep, even as she desperately tried to attack me and escape to no avail
pony wants someone to love but doesn't know if she can
pony is pooped
>>14460991Hyper futashy going around town doing errands and being self conciounce but the other ponies don't really care. She is worried about the attention she thinks she is recieving and straining not to get a boner. For if she did, they would stare at it and she hopes that they might worship it. But given that the chances are unlikely, futashy feels lewd and guilty about it. But she still tries to not get a boner.
>>14460996you boopslut! You never give them, but you sure take them.
>>14461029Sad ponies make me sad.
>>14461073Sad anons make pony happy
>>14461022Wrong.Illuminati Ending > Helios Ending > Dark Age EndingTaggart Ending > Destroy Panchaea Ending>>>>> Darrow Ending >>>> Sarif EndingGo away Cyborg.
i poke pone in dat butt
>>14460918i drew him fanart once
>>14461099Get away from me, fascist.
>>14461073That's good, anon. That means you'll make pony happy, right?
What if pony was american?
>>14461113Can I see it?
>>14461052god that is a cute picture
>>14461131It's better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven, Borg.
>>14461158What happens to Gloomy when hiatus ends?
>>14461190She shrinks to a tiny size
>>14461190She's like the new year baby, so we'll have a baby Gloomy for 6.5 months.
>>14461146Then her name would be applejack.
>>14461190She disappears during the episode and immediately after wants us to tell her all about it.
>>14461190dickings
>>14461237pony is obsessed with dickings
>>14461146I view Child Pornography almost daily.
touch ponyget dizzy
>>14460991cuddling with a hypercolt who eventually grows up to be a massive stallion who cuddles you back
>>14461143Would Rainbow Dash be happy if I cuddled her every night?
>>14460991Anon being turned into a mare and being mentally-degenerated until he's noting but a air-headed slut.
>>14461236Untrue; she's very comfy during the episode.
>>14461295Goat train and mewball are one day gonna find themselves in an arms race to make progressively bigger ponies
>>14461295
>>14461291She'd turn out to be quite the cuddlebug.
some cry
>>14461307unfwhat can we do to provoke this war
>>14461345>you will never be deeply tooled
Silver Spoon is a dirty slut.
This isn't My Little Pony generalThis is my pony of varying size generalIt's about ponies, not the pony show. How embarrassing. You know a robin hood general that's about wanting to cuddle/fuck robin hood instead of the movie is just a furfaggotry thread, right faglords?
>>14461342Is it so wrong to want a girl/pony who is a complete cuddlebug?
>>14461380
>>14461382Yes, it is wrong. Deeply wrong.
>>14461380>implying that it's furry if you shave pony first
>>14461380I'd be happy if we just had the few threads on /co/ or soBut everyone demanded we have only one thread and it became a general. Then everyone demanded we be contained on a board and that's what happened. We are a product of all of 4chan.
>>14461400YIIIIIIIIIIFF IIIIIIN MY BUTT
>>14461157http://d.facdn.net/art/toxicko/1339329116.toxicko_eve2_copy.png
>>14461380Yes, in fact i do They're called fur fags Anonymous Just saying.
>>14461407>few threads on /co/nigga furryhate anon would complain twice as often in twice as many threads. /co/ is what made MLPG furry
Tell Me About Your Fursona MLPGIs It A Beautiful Pegasus With A Long Flowing Mane That Lives In CloudsdaleIf It Isnt You Are A Faggot
>>14461424You guys see /co/ in the last few years?/co/ is far more furry and off topic then we are most of the time
>>14461400Prff, amateur. Put on a Balaclava and join in.
I summon saine to draw pone
>>14461442Kanaya pleasemy fursona is a pretty pegasus with a short mane and a long flowing tailI haven't decided where she lives because she goes where the stallions are
>New villain restores Chrysalis and Sombra,>tells them that his curse makes it so they can only use their full power as long as they are loyal to him>when they refuse, he throws the bums out>they set out to restore their full power on their own, and claim vengeance, there's also a running gag about how every other character thinks they're going after the new villain, because they've seen the error of their ways, and seek to redeem themselves.
>>14461382Why of course not dear anon.
>>14461464Ah, Canadian Flashtoons.
>>14461411I'm serious she's doing it right fucking now.There's all these dark stains on the carpet and everything
>>14461464Saine has some dragon pone to take care of.
>>14461483>grow up in Canada>mostly watch Teletoon>all dat great Can-con>realize just now that most of the shows were made by DHX
>>14461481That pony seems too lewdI really just want to cuddle
>>14461498He's tricking you.It will be a picture of a group of animals attacking a bus with a dragon fluttershy in it
>>14461476Hmm I like it. I wonder how Larson would fuck it up.
I'm taking my pony to sleep.Good night.
>>14461493OH GOD DAMN IT
>>14461507she's just a very expressive pony who enjoys cuddlingthere's nothing lewd about it
Pony wants you to stop talking about her and talk about episodes instead
shhhh, ponies are asleep.
>>14461507Well of course, anon.
>>14461564Damn there's nothing lewd about that picture.
>>14461556can we talk about the time they all went to high school?
>tfw pony refuses to cuddle because you're cold, clammy, and not a pony
I BELIEVE IN MA LARSON
>>14461533I'm just concerned She has her tongue out and junk
>>14461564
>>14461585MA Larson?Also know as not appearing in thie episode!
The ponies were killed. You failed to protect them.The end.
>>14461585>that pictureWhy are bronies so embarrassing?
>>14460423Pank thread?
>>14461604I don't mean to sound edgy but I killed the poniesWith my dick
>>14461606>broniesI have some bad news for you anon...
Rainbow Dash is going to stalk Twily's mom.
>>14461606that's larson
>>14461646All hope is lost.
>>14461641I want a meta-ish episode where Dash obsesses a little too much over Daring Do.
>>14461651You kidding? That's pretty fucking funny. He looks insane.
>>14461660He looks like a neckbeard.A neckbeard is in charge of my little girls show!
>>14461660Everyone in this thing is a little nuts.
stram
>>14461675stram what?
>>14461675I'll stream some drawings. any requests?
>>14461397but wouldn't pulling feathers off pony hurt?
>>14461665Compared to Allen Moore he looks like Brad Pitt
>>14461685Peppermint Twitht.
Do you identify as a brony?
>>14461685Pinkie Pie ponking
>>14461685draw softball trying on a protective cup
>>14461696Yes.
>>14461696How would furries bowl with those big costume mitts of theirs?
>>14461675I need a movie
>>14461685Twist doing The Twist
>>14461696not publically
>>14461604but pony is morning the loss of me, i saved ponies, but i could not save myself
>>14461412cant see shit
>>14461711son of the mask
>>14461696No, but outside of our group the distinction is moot
>>14461673A little insanity is a good thing.
>>14461723hit the go button againor copy the url, open a new tab, paste it, and hit gofa doesn't like direct linking
>>14461696if i met lauren faust and she asked if i was a brony i would say no
>>14461725I will give any movie, even a bad one, a chance
>>14461712I would do Twist
pony wants you to bear her children
>>14461743SMB: the movie?
>>14461762That movie was awful, but it has that fun 80s quality to it I cant hate
>>14461604Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give pone a bad name.
*munch*
>>14461759no thanks, kids would just get in the way of my life plans right now.
>>14461759Sure, that...Wait, what?
>>14461788>>14461789she wants many
>>14461759sorry ponyi value the quality of life and don't want my children to have fucked up legs that make no biomechanical sense for a biped that does more than awkwardly hobble around or to be social pariahs prone to being shot to death by edgy losers
Dash, I have to admit, I've never felt this way about another living creature before.
>>14461742What if you met a pony and they said they would like nothing more than to fuck the brains out of some random fanboy of theirs from another universe.
>>14461796I'll give her as many as she wants but she's going to have to find someone else to father them before I'll do it
>>14461802pony doesn't know what you are talking about but says that you got a flyer from iron will
>>14461796Unfortunately I am male, so I can't bear children. I can sire them, sure. But I'm no seapony, so I can't carry them to term.
>>14461808Pony seems rather shallowI want a pony to love and that loves me
>>14461808fuck pony
>>14461759doesn't pony know the dangers of holloween candy.shouldn't she wait till her parents inspect the cany
>>14461796Holy shit that's fucking adorable
>>14461827>insinuating bad things about TrixieDie.
>>14461812Pony knows that everyone thinks iron will is a monster
>>14461796>Lyra: Look what I made!
>>14461808i would never be that desperate, i would have no trouble finding another pony for sex in equestria.
>>14461820but you must
>>14461842>not saying look what we made
>>14461839I'm just saying she's a very pretty pony and I'd totally fuck her
Pony says it's alright if you don't want your children to be satyrs. You can always alter the spell to make them anthros instead.
>>14461806are you getting your pickup lines from sentinal?
>>14461857that's worst
>>14461842>Lyra is so proud that she's the first pony to give birth to a half-human, she gets super-excited and introduces her to everyone and goes to all her recitals and plays and supports her in everything she does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljAXHWE0bDQ
>>14461723copy paste>>14461759yes please
>>14461857Can I apply that spell to dragons or diamond dogsI'm sorry pony but herbivores a shit
>>14461685alright stream will be up in 10 mins
>>14461852It is impossible. I'm sorry.
>>14461871So you're saying Lyra would be the best mother ever?
>>14461871I...I like it.
>>14461852its ok pinkie, you can keep trying to get me pregnant with your futamare cock. i will never give up on you.
>>14461908We know mewball.
pony drugged herself to try and have you have your way with her
>Pinkie Pie has been partying to three days without rest non stop>She barges into your room and simply collapses into you >Thinking fast, you awkwardly hold her with her big poofy mane caught in your arms like wool and her normally smiley face pressed into your torso>You gently hold her and rock her a little and maybe even pet her some before taking her to bed for no holes bares intesne nonstop snuggling nonsexually
>>14461829Satyrs tend to be the most adorable thing ever.
>>14461874oh my godfurries can't bowl
>>14461870>raising an anthro daughter on earththat would be hell, imagine the endless furry creeps trying to have sex and the endless muslims suicide bombing your house trying to kill the satan abomination.
>>14461907>>14461908If there's one thing Lyra can say about her family and friends, it's that she loves them!
>>14461957Are you implying that it would be different with satyrs or normal ponies?
>>14461970at least satyrs can hide their legs.
>>14461945you ruined it
>>14461981They can't hide the ungulate gait
>>14461948Satyrs tend to be furry stuff which is against the rules.
>>14461970>implying it would be different with humans
>>14461937
Hey Anon guess what?
>>14461999what?
>>14461982in feety pajamas
>>14461948Oh my goodness having the chance to have your children born with wings is the greatest thing ever.
>>14461994Anthropomorphism is against the rules, which technically bans the ponies themselves for being animals with human traits but not satyrs for being humans with animal traitsThey're in the catgirl zone yo
>>14461999no
>>14461994So tell /q/WaitYou did and they approved of it ages agoWell, guess you should just kill the mods then
>>14462004Boop>>14462010FINE. NO BOOPS FOR YOU
>>14462009this nigga gets it.butthurt faggots always be trying shit
>>14462023i hate you
pony wouldn't let you have satyrs because they would be superior to ponies in every way>human competitive drive and ambition>hands+flight or magic>satyrs eventually band together, wipe out both humans and ponies>start building an empire>their pony side wants them to be nice so they rationalize it all with "the greater good">especially powerful unicorn satyrs use their magic to control the satyrs around them and make sure they conform to the greater good>good job anon>you made the tau>/tg/ would be mad if they weren't dead
Pony thinks humans are smelly and gross
Pony thinks ponies are smelly and gross
>>14462064>>14462073pony needs to lower her standards
>>14462064But I shower every day. I think Bonbon has problems admitting her real feelings.
>>14462064
>>14462061but pony is hybrid and cannot breed themselves due to sterile
>>14462085nah satyrs can have human satyr and pony babies
>>14462085>two different species can breed because magic>but their offspring can't
Sonic is Rainbow Dash's father.
>>14462084Pony fired a magical howitzer at you and turned you into a cute filly.
>>14462124yes
>>14462124So mules?
>>14462083You know how no matter how many times you wash a dog it still smells like a dog?You're a dog
>>14462142Confirmed for never owning a dog.
>>14462084Hmm, I never noticed what the expanded gas of a howitzer looked like before.Interesting
Lauren Fausticorn is a S4 villain.
>>14462141>>14462140>completely unrelated species>magic>magic>maaagic>maaaaaaagic
>>14462142Yep, definitely Bonbon.
>>14462139pony is dead from being howitzer'd
What if pony were like the asari, and if your bred with them, they would have pony looking chidlren, with some mental and behavorial aspects of their father?
>>14462139that was very kind of pony
What language does pony pony?
>>14462139I think that means I win
WHOASUDDENLY A PONY APPEARSYOU WERE SURPRISED
>>14462145my dog died
http://i.imgur.com/jVzLmAT.jpg
>>14462156humans can breed with anything.this is human magicsatyrs aren't magic like human magic.don't you know DnD
>>14462158Nope, pony turned the howitzer shell into a bird.>>14462162C++
>>14462177Pony isn't skilled enough to turn the shell into a bird. Most ponies aren't twilight sparkle, and two thirds of ponies aren't magic.
>>14462173Just awful
>>14462167What's pony going to do, hug me?
http://i.imgur.com/uq7lbmF.jpg>you will never ghost pony blowjob
Christmas episode!
>>14462167I WAS VERY SURPRISED BY PONY
>>14462177Pony doesn't have the skill nor the reflexes to do that.
>>14462193>What's pony going to do, hug me?"Quote from man hugged"
>>14462177Pony just got railgunnedThe shell came too fast for pony to react. Also it was a nuclear warhead and now canterlot is in ruins. Celestia and Luna are dead. The sun and moon are still doing their thing.What is pony's family going to do, sue me? They better not, maintaining a railgun is fucking expensive.
>>14462189>>14462207Pony's special power is turning warheads into birds.
>>14462162hylianhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHtyd12mUU
>>14462221Well then
where is the stram?
>>14462221the howitzer shell was a peacekeepinghead
>>14462173Soon.
>>14462221
>>14462234I lied.
pony got you a deagle brand deagle for your birthday
>>14462272that's so cool!does she want to come shooting with me?
>>14462255>>14462233Pony expected that such a barbaric creature would bring firearms into a diplomatic situation, pony brought her friend that turns all guns into water guns, and on top of that pony turned all of those barbaric humans into foals, foals that'll never have a loving family because they will be orphans forever
>>14462272I hope it's in .44 mag and not .50 Stupid Express
>>14462268w-why would you do that?
>>14462232pony talks cute
>>14462277No. Pony is appalled that you live in a society that not only allows, but actively supports gun culture.
MLPG sure has been bloodthirsty lately.
>>14462200holiday episodes are my favorite.i would literally fuck a real horse for a christmas episode this year
>>14462281Is pony Dr. Manhattan?Because ponies can't do that.
>>14462296but war pony is cute.
>>14462293oh, okayI thank her for the gift even though it's super late
>>14462218>Accelerating a nuclear weapon on a railgun>Implying you'd be able to keep it from reaching critical massImagine it failing at launchIt'd be fucking insane to even consider it
>>14462281Ghost pony can keep on dreaming while a human hazmat team plays with charred pony skeletons like puppets and does silly voicesAlso the orbital bombardment starts in ten minutes, so ghost pony better get some ghost popcorn
The flowers are for you.
>>14462307I don't think acceleration plays any part in the explosion
>>14462293Well why the fuck would pony give me a gun then.
>>14462308Ghosts pony possess and mentally rapes the crew handling the orbital bombardment, making it fire directly on them.
>>14462318The ones in her mouth or the ones on her butt?
let's be reasonablepony does not know anything about human weaponry. that said, even if they did, a cleverly disguised nuclear weapon floated in on a hot air balloon would fuck them over before they knew what was actually coming.
>>14462307Do you have any idea about the physics behind railguns, or are you just talking out of your ass, Twilight?
>>14462299pony god can only dream to be human god
>>14462318Why, thank you.You wanna go somewhere?
>>14462293Well sorry, pony, we don't all live in a crime-free fantasy land.Some people need guns to defend themselves, and everyone needs guns to remind their government who is in charge.
>>14462331GENIUS
>>14462326Only one ship is lost to ghost ponyThe rest of the fleet succeeds in cleansing equestria and moves on before more pony mindrape happens
>>14462321So you can kill yourself
>>14461307this sounds dangerously like macrodisgusting
>>14462348stram
>>14462331>oh it's just anon and twilight>looks like they're bringing princess celestia another gift. humans are so generou>BOOM
>>14462331diplomat pony used "sense motive" and determined that something was up
>>14462337I sure hope that codpiece is removable.
>>14462346What a shame.
>>14462358Sadly, diplomat pony was too late.
>>14462358while they were looking for something amiss, they were bathed in nuclear fire and incinerated
Okay I kinda regret buying those 13 pony toys yesterday. They keep staring at me. Judging me.
I really wish this show wasn't Called My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.It keeps reminding me of what I don't have can never get.
I don't care how magical pony is, such a technological divide would leave them defenseless.
>>14462385Jizz on them
>>14462385cum on them show them who is boss.
>human vs. pony>human: all their technology and ingenuity>pony: lol plot armorPony confirmed for ultamareineWhy isn't celestia your spiritual liege?
>>14462374>>14462377Celestia had a line of uncorns who knew the It's About Time magic spell set up to send herself a coded message several weeks in the past
>>14462391NoStop saying that. Why does eve>>14462394You know what? Fuck you.
>>14462397>Implying humans don't have plot armorOh anon.Why do you think we're still here?
>>14462331Hmm, this brings up an idea.If horse and 'uman had contact with each other.But they some how kept it friendly through out.Would , say the US, still have a "kryptonite bullet" ready?
>>14462387After the United States accepts the surrender of Equestria, due to its overwhelming firepower and military might, what happens next?
>>14462403send them to meI won't cum on them I promise, I'm not one of those guys
>>14462333>>14462320>60000 GsSIXTY THOUSAND FUCKING GsIf your warhead failed structurally then your fissile material will likely slam together THAT'S ASSUMING YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ELECTRONICS TO NOT BREAK IN THE FIRST PLACEOR HOW TO GET ANYTHING BUT SOLID METAL TO NOT BREAK
>>14462402Celestia is breaking canon
>>14462419Sex
>>14462407Because humanity ultimate badasses.
>>14462421Pony double agent lent us her magical skills"Celestia's a fucking bitch" - pony double agent
PS4 or xbox?
>>14462435niether
>>14462387How the hell do you plan to use your weapons on Equestria?There's no way to do that. There's no way to reach it. Meanwhile pony just pops in fires some random spells and pops out
>>14462435Neither.
>>14462435xpone
>>14462351mehmaybe i can stream a movie later if people want me to but im not gonna draw
>>14462435WiiU and PC
>>14462419HAHA, TIME TO INDUSTRIALIZEAll those minerals and ores.
>>14462446draw
>>14462435That's literally not even a question anymore.Also, neither until there's a price drop and/or Infamous: Second Son comes out.
>>14462435PC+WiiU+3DS
>>14462435Steam Machine.Help Valve kill shitty consoles and force everyone to be master race.
>>14462456Why? I already have a pc.
>>14462438Pony has to use a portalWe can use that portal tooJust wheeling a nuke on a forwards-only cart through the portal and running would be a good idea, you know?>>14462456>DRM>master race
>>14462435PC/3DS master race
I liked Human vs Pony when it meant that I could type out a pretty unf prompt about some random guy being captured and turned into a pony.hypnosis isn't real
>>14462438If we can't reach them, they can't reach us either.And that is why they are not dead.
>>14462447My toaster of a PC, every time.
>>14462320>>14462333>>14462421NOT TO MENTION THAT IF IT DID FAIL BUT DIDN'T DETONATE YOU'D JUST HAVE THE FUEL VAPORISE OVER YOUR OWN TURF
>>14462456Screw the console, I just want to see if that controller's as neat as it looks.
>>14462456http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5__Ogi4Tekif they don't use during the reveal I'll cry
Pony is going to buy an Xbox One on release, and will pick up CoD:Ghosts with it.
>>14462387>fucking Magic>Celestia can move the Sun>Luna can move the Moongg no rm
>>14462456Steam Machines are just stupid. There's no market for them. Console users have no reason to buy them and PC users already have a PC. And right now it does nothing to get rid of the only reason to buy a console: Exclusives.
PC + 3DS + PS4 in a year or two + Steam controller probably master race
>>14462472Pony transformation just makes me so mad I want to write about humans slowly and tortuously using a combination of technology and rudimentary, recently learned magic to turn a high ranking pony into a human and forcing her to work for them
anyone have a good recent futa pony fic before i go jack off to some furry bullshit fic
>>14462493Don;t you mean http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkEYnXd5VkY ?
>>14462499I feel the same way, anon. Humanity will prevail.
>>14462456>Force everyone to be master raceGood luck trying to convince your average gamer to spend an upwards of 800$ on a good PC.
>>14462484"Well you smell like rabbit shit.And you're worse pony.So take that."
pony looks up from the poor burnt corpse in the fast food joint and says that it looks like this cookgot fried
>>14462509The thing I linked to had that in it
>>14462525goddamn it ponynow is not the time
is the quest archive on the sub working for anyone else? I can't view any of Renne or Braeburn quest, and only half of Celestia quest
>>14462496>celestia can move the sunthey're in a star system. celestia can rotate the planet and so control day/night, and if she leaves her planet it reverts to being tidally locked which would eventually kill everyone on it.>luna AND celestia can move the moonThat's actually scary.>moon bombardment
>>14462496Okay...so what the fuck they gonna do with those celestial bodies? Slam them into their own planet?Good job doing our job for us, stupid ponies.
>>14462526In Alive 2007, that's not the track that has steam machines. It would be this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9ViORAW0w
>>14462472>>14462499>>14462515I'm so bored of humanity fuck yeah and pony fuck yeah.
>>14462522worst*christ i suck at this
>>14462499Well if you do write that I'll right about a prude anon slowly become a mare and having his mind-raped by a couple of unicorns.
>>14462520Steam boxes will be anywhere from 400 to 800. Not just 800
>>14462546Just listen to the fucking song, dammit.It has it in it.
4DEWhere. Is. Fluttershy?
>>14462541>celestia can rotate the planet and so control day/night,[citation needed]But there's nothing to cite to refute other than your fanon, because that's bullshit. Celestia moves the Sun, Luna moves the Moon, period.
Human and pony are looking at your argument in bewildermentWhy would they kill eachother with their neat stuff when they can share their neat stuff instead?Pony asks you to help her with her military campaign against the changelings
>>14462541No Celestia can move the sun. The show says so so shut up.
>>14462564>The show says so so shut up.Anon is a secondary that relys on his fanon.
>>14462561>>14462564>believing her liesIt's "The Sun", not "any sun" anyways, so she can't do shit against earth.
>>14462562I want to be pony's friend but I don't want to murder bugs
I hope Twilight moves a planetary mass in S4Displays of power are always cool
>>14462562THE CHANGELINGS ARE AT OUR DOOR
>>14462387Magic must defeat Magic didn't you watch Jackie Chan adventures?
>>14462541>moon bombardmentSo their goal is to just kill themselves?
>>14462577>a pony who's special talent is the sun can't handle all the sunsokay, whatever
>>14462544The point is they can destroy Earth with a swing of the horn.>>14462577>It's "The Sun", not "any sun" anyways, so she can't do shit against earth.>muh FanonIf you're going to be retarded, her cutie mark is a star. Fuck off.
>>14462582AAAAAH
>>14462564Logic kind of contradicts the show hereif celestia was moving the sun their system would be so fucked up they wouldn't have annual meteor showers
>>14462592>the sunSounds like the name of their star which is pretty specific. In other words, no.
pony just wanted to know if you would play hyperspace hyperwars with hernow she's not so sure, you've been at this tirade for minutes
>>14462599>Logic kind of contradicts the show hereLogic doesn't apply, it's fucking magic.>>14462601Secondaries, I...
>>14462595>>14462592If you want to be all "literal word of the show" in a scenario that's fanon to the core, her special talent is raising the sun, it says so in the show, not moving the sun any which way she wantsRaising the sunNot crashing the sun into the planet
pony was assimilated by the borg.would you join the collective to be with pony?
>>14462199J-JESUS
>>14462601I was referring to the stamp on her asskind of like how Applejack doesn't solely grow red apples
>>14462617an image vector is a god? that is strange
>>14462577Okay. Fine. Pull bullshit out of your ass so humans don't die instantly. Have fun against Discord. Oh wait you don't exist anymore.>>14462599Dude they are magical talking colorful ponies that have magic that can transmute elements, create matter out of nothing, move the moon to a few miles away from earth with no consequences and have time fucking travel. Logic has been dead for a while.
>>14462555We're talking about PCs, steamboxes are hardly "master race" due to being locked to a specific hardware and a specific OS.I believe that the 400$ models will only be able to run modern games at low, with low framerates, so essentially you're buying a console that relies purely on the steam library.
>>14462607>secondaries, I"the sun" is "the sun", not "stars"
>>14462611No, we have our own collective.
>>14462428The idea we're just weird assholes is pretty good.
>>14462610>If you want to be all "literal word of the show" in a scenario that's fanon to the core, her special talent is raising the sun, it says so in the show, not moving the sun any which way she wantsSo you're retarded?She could tidally lock earth and fuck it over.You're the one who mentioned crashing shit.
>>14462624>discordCan enjoy his ravaged planet, we're moving after the orbital bombardment before he can figure out what we are or where we came from
>>14462624Discord was defeated by rainbows, your argument is invalid.
>>14462635Raising the sun, not stopping the earthIt says so in the show: raising the sun
>>14462633It's funny because it's true.
what if superheroes vs. ponies
>The legend narrated in the first episode tells that Celestia raises the sun, and that she had raised the moon and stars in her sister's absence.GG no RM. Celestia is pretty much omnipotent over the galaxy.
>>14462636>Controls physics itself and the most basic laws of the universe.>couldn't just snap his fingers before you could do anything.Oh also we have orbital bombardment now. Cool.
>>14462629but your collective lacks ponewe have pony.
pony is powerful but not omniscientshoot celestia firstthen twilight and luna in that order
>>14462647>spin the sun so that it's locked with EarthAre you pretending to be retarded?
>>14462651b-but muh retard head canonshe's a liardown with tyrantlestia
>>14462653Discord has to see it to know its comingAnd who says he can even interact with objects outside of the atmosphere?
ITT: Did you even watch the show?
>>14462658>humanity allies itself with the changelings>they already defeated the sun monarch onceWe'd be unstoppable.
>>14462663see >>14462402I don't think it's too crazy of an assumption to say Luna would have authorization to send a message
>>14462675I'm starting to forget things as we go onI don't even remember a lot of the S3 episode names
>human vs pony>pony suddenly losses a lot of pony's ability>Also pony can't use Discord because I said so>or Discord suddenly isn't the embodyment of chaos and can be hurt by weapons, again because I said so>also humans have interstelar travel and/or portals again because I said so>Humans win
I THINK THAT YOU'RE RATHER UNIQUE
>>14462663This. You people act like they're literal gods.see>>14462678They've been defeated before.
>>14462687see >>14462424
HOW WILL YOU FIGHT PONY WHEN PONY ISN'T REAL, HUH?WHAT, YOU THINK PONY IS REAL? YOU THINK HUMANS CAN EXIST IN EQUESTRIA? COOL HEADCANONS LOSERCAN'T TOUCH THISPONY: 1HUMAN: 0
>>14462649but kryptonian's weakness is magic
>>14462692So in other words the two worlds just plain never meet and none of this ever happens is what you're saying.
>>14462703#OWNED
Pony says she already ate but you're welcome to find something in the fridge for yourself.
>>14462705We should get superheroespony has discord
>>14462678we should all realize that all life is meaningless to the machine
>>14462720>tfw pony is talking to you again
>>14462636>>14462647>>14462653>>14462624>>14462674>>14462692One gets the distinct impression you lot are the EXACT same fuckers who were posting about tigers last night.If you guys could simply keep posting as you are, but with less seriousness and name calling, that's be shiny.I'd appreciate it anyway.
>>14462731I FUCKING LOVE THE NECRON
>>14462697what's breaking canon about ita copy of the spell exists in the libraryI don't think it's too absurd to assume pony can handle basic cryptographyshe'd just need a few trustworthy unicorns to learn the spell and not use it unless ordered toshe runs a magic school, I think she could put it together
>>14462728Yeah but our superheros sometimes are retarded fucks and other times they don't have abilities they had some previous issues because then they would save the day quickly and instantly. Why are they suddenly retarded fucks or have amnesia? Who cares, they just do.
>>14462740There is literally no namecalling in any of those posts.
I want to ride a pony.
>>14462731>newcrons>what if there were these humans but they lived near a shitty star and eventually turned into robots>eldar>what if there were these humans but they weren't fucking retarded, just a little retarded>orcs>what if there were these humans but they were all americans>tau>what if there were these humans but they were all marxists>imperium>what if there were these humans but they were all retarded just like they are nowlol scifi
>>14462740Guyswhat if 1 billion lions vs all the pokem I mean vs all the ponies?
War with pony and human is out of character for both pony and human, and you're retarded for considering it
>>14462770I want to ride a flying pony
>>14462772Fluttershy tames 1 billion lionsbut they kill and eat everything anyway because it's fucking 1 billion lions
>>14462771more like british science fiction
>>14462772>one pony with lion taming cutie mark>or just FluttershyLionss loose
>>14462781Maybe for pony, but for human?
>>14462784>Fluttershy is the new queen of the lion empire>"My liege, shall we march on the dogs next?">"Um, if you want to, I mean, that wouldn't be very nice, I guess, can we just take naps instead?">"Right away.">mass napping
>>14462781>out of character for humans
>this thread
Why you're retardedHFY!>Magic"m-muh MIRVs" Yeah good luck trying to hit something that just created a magical net and pinpointed your MIRVs due to MAGIC, no need to argue with it IT'S MAGIC.MAGICMAGICMAGICPFY!>Advanced weaponry>PhysicsPony would immediately lose on Earth, Celestia does not control this sun and our physics are completely different, pony magic might not even work on earth.So if pony somehow ended up on Earth through some transdimensional hole and declared war, pony would wiped out quickly.No, EQG doesn't take place on this Earth, it takes place on a cartoony-world with pastel colored humans.>DiscordDifferent universe.Discord is a Java programmer and this universe is made with C++.
>>14462804>then all the other ponies kill the lions because they are like 1 billion and nothing could sustain them
>>14462801Modern humans have only ever declared war when other humans hoarded resources they wanted, were very, very mean to other humans, or were determined to kill them first.Pony thinks sharing is caring and that everyone should be nice. Pony and human would get along very well.Nuclear weapons are too expensive to waste on horses that will gladly sell you gems for cheap
>>14460423Fluttercorn.
>>14462781I don't see it at all. War has been a part of human history since the dawn of civilization, and Ponies are shown to have an army of some sort, which I believe they would use in self-defense.
>>14462814Sounds about right. Different dimensions different rules.
>>14462771>Orcs>AmericansNigga that's the Catachan. Just a big, dumb, burly horde of Rambo clones.
>>14462814>pony magic might not even work on earth.EqG Magic works even in a world without magicSorry
>>14462814NOT EVERY PONY CAN USE SUPER MEGA EXTREME MAGIC, YOU FUCKFENCETWILIGHT BEING GOOD AT MAGIC IS A PLOT POINT.
>>14462762sorry, should have linked >>14462667>>14462666>>14462635>>14462595Actually, now I have to point out specific instances, they're all "retard." What's up with that?If somebody out there is getting a bunch of (You)'s from this post, they're not being very civil.
>>14462820>nuclear weapons are too expensive to wastebullshit, he have so many lying around, it actually costs us more to not use them
>>14462820>Modern humans have only ever declared war when other humans hoarded resources they wanted, were very, very mean to other humans, or were determined to kill them first.I think you're going to be in for a surprise in the next 20 years.
>>14462827>eqg>earthnext you're going to say that ponies are horses instead of marshmallow ponies
>>14462834Did you happen to realize that you're the only one to reply to two of those posts?I understand that you don't like the discussion, but stop acting like we're nothing but shitposters.
>>14462827Please read the rest of the post
>>14462827That wasn't Earth. This is Earth. That was some freaky abomination world.
>>14462827>EqG>EarthTell us more about your candy colored skin, Anon.
>>14462814Pony has to know what a MIRV is and why they should avoid it firstIf humans fire the first shot and make that shot a nuke in canterlot while every princess but cadence is present, ponies are fucked.Stalemate that results in every other race in ponyworld being wiped out as collateral otherwise
>>14462842>>14462857>>14462859>that brony deniallel
>>14462854>>14462857>>14462859Point is that we're making ourselves special little unique snowflakes where magic doesn't work because we said so.That they went to a different dimension that DIDN'T HAVE MAGIC AND MAGIC STILL WORKED.
>>14462867Okay so why does it take place on this earth?
>>14462867>pretending to be retarded because you can't argue anymoretop kek
>>14462872>didn't have magicIt obviously did if it worked.
>>14462884so then who's to say that magic isn't real in our world and we just don't know how it works?
>>14462872>because we said soAre you fucking doing magic over thee, anon?>didn't have magic but didno
>>14462862BATMAN WITH PREP TIME VS EQUESTRIA
>>14462814Shitty secondary applying equally shitty fanon.
JACKIE CHAN WITH A BABY VS. EQUESTRIA AND HE DOESN'T WANT TROUBLE
>>144628532/4 ain't nothing.I don't mind the discussion, I just don't like people getting upset about it. Ironic, I guess.
pony wants you to bring the wubs
PONY WOULD NOT WANT TO KILL OR CONQUER YOUYOUR LEADER WOULD NOT WANT TO KILL OR CONQUER PONY UNLESS YOU LIVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST OR THE FUCKED UP PART OF AFRICA. IF YOU DO, EVERYONE ELSE WOULD BE THREATENING YOUR LEADER BECAUSE EQUESTRIANS ARE FRIENDLY, ROLLING IN GEMS, AND WILLING TO HELP ANYONE THAT ASKS.YOU'RE ALL SECONDARIES
>>14462916THERE WOULDN'T BE A FIGHT AND THE BABY WOULD BE WELL CARED FOR
>>14462931WHY CAN'T WE ALL TAKE A PAGE FROM JACKIE CHAN
>Pony face when we write their universe
MY DICK VS. EQUESTRIA
>>14462834Three of those posts were mine.
>>14462930I just want to migrate and possibly convertwhat the fuck is a secondary
>>14462946>THEY ARE ALL SLUTS>AND THEY WANT MY DICK
>>14462946WRITE THEM OUT OF EXISTENCEPONYLAND IS OURS
>>14462953Someone who makes up idiotic fanfiction shit and ignores canon.
>>14462930>implying secondaries can't start warshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Ihttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_Terror
AND THEN OBAMA AND CELESTIA HAD SLOPPY MAKE OUT SESSIONS.
>>14462814>Discord is a Java programmer and this universe is made with C++.So he'd be just fine fucking us up
>>14462946>they are constantly in estrus>and human dick is the best way to satisfy their needs because males are 1 in 10
>>14462960>Human war with equestria>Meghan lifts her pen>Puts it to paper>"...and then, the ponies wo">Punched in the face by Matt Ward>Matt ward whips out his pen>puts it to paper>"rked as hard as they could to muster a resistance, but ultimately failed. The horse xenos surrendered to the might of the ultramarines before their heretical world was cleansed by the might of man"
>>14462994Celestia was shamed out of office and then banished for dating a black man
>>14462994But Obama's a hack.
>>14462964Like the people that think this war would happen in the first place>Humans are aggressive now? Weird but alright, fine>[portal destruction intensifies]
>>14463005
Pony really wants anon to stop taking her hostage and surrender peacefully.
>>14463005ward would winhe gets paid to write.meghan is only paid to write because she is the cheapest whore
>>14463034I thought this was a datewe're in the middle of a restaurantpony can leave if she wants but I would appreciate if she stopped making a scene
>>14463034Luna please, I ain't surrendering until you surrender THAT ASS.
>>14462995Please do not turn this into a /g/ thing, because C++ is more complex than Java and Discord got defeated by a bunch of magical ponies despite being a reality bender.If magic existed in this world and there was a reality bender living, you'd think he'd get defeated by ponies?
>>14463046No, anon, a storage building filled with guns surrounded by bat guards isn't a restaurant. But pony COULD leave when she wants.
Pony and Human get high together.
(favorite pony) and you are now a superhero teamplease visit:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random yo receive your powers. You first, then pony.
>>14463069Pony is raping me with her pony privilegeThis is only to make it fair
Java is a shit language
>>14463064if those ponies had a magical super-weapon I suspect they would defeat the reality bender
>>14463085>their magical super weapon is rainbowslame
>>14463081>me and celestia>divine empowerment>weak force manipulation>Users of this power will gain the ability to control the Weak Force. It is believed to be the reason our Sun can provide us with energy.2perfect
>>14463092ur mom
>>14463081Me: Helicopter PropulsionFluttershy: The power to take on the form of others worst fear.O-oh
>>14463069why is pony so racistbat guards are good for security at night and diamond dogs are always raiding my gun collectionwhich is silly because I've been giving the guns away freelyI'm bringing the 2nd amendment to EquestriaI thought pony was interested in my programwhy is she suddenly backing out now?
>>14463081I can create things from tools to living constructs to buildings out of blood. The edgiest power there is.BUT PONY HAS THE POWER TO BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE AND CURSE THEMOH FUCK CAN I BE A SUPERVILLAIN TEAM
>>14463085Pony can't use friendship as a weapon against a band of humans. It would only make them mightier.
>>14463048Blue pony ain't ever surrendering. Neither is anon's dick, though.
>>14463081>me>Indexing>Fluttershy>Melancholy ManipulationGuess we can make the whole world depressed
>>14463108>resurrect dead and then curse themWith the same success you can spent a year on super-amazing knotting product with super-complex-pattern and then tear it apart.Fucking autism.
>>14463081>My Elemental Blade Construction + Celestia's Combat Invisibilitypretty sure we could team up and stop >>14463108
>>14463081Well shit, I got this.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Invisibility>Power to become invisible in sand. Variation of Elemental Invisibility. >The user can become invisible when in/on/touching sand. Pony gets:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Exoskeleton>The user can form armor around their body or a shape it from matter or energy for protection and physical boost. With training, the user could shape the armor into new forms for weapons, transportation, even constructs of the element. Well shit, we the elementals yo.
>>14463081>me>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Embodiment>Applejack>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pregnancy_Inducement...Should I be laughing? Because I am.
>>14463081>Me and Rarity>Heresy InducementSweet. >Error Reparation>The user can undo any error one has committed and wipe away any mistake a user feels they have made. This ability allows the user to undo mistakes in movements or actions such as destroying something necessary or causing damage to another. >Users can also undo events they have caused which they view as mistakes. I really don't think Rarity should have that power. I really really think Rarity shouldn't have that power.
>>14463081>Shadow BreathI need to get back into shape to use a lung-based power.>Jolt InducementI hope Trixie's clever enough to use this well.
White pony wants you to know you made her wet.
>>14463138So I'm basically like this motherfucker.Wonderful.
>>14463160>Rarity with that powerhaahwaaw
>>14463160>Heresy Inducement
>>14463169which white pony?
>>14463151>hfw
>>14463081>Illusion ManipulationOh boy I can't wait to get destroyed by some intermediate magic user who's like "heh, fuck you" and destroy my ass with a PK storm.Literally any power that isn't onimpentency would get destroyed by pure, raw, magic power.>Super magic shieldOh what's that? Pain Illusion? Can't feel a thing!Brainwashing? I think my brain's pretty clean, thanks for the offer though!Oh watch out for that giant black void consuming you.
>>14463160>Heresy Inducement>The user can induce heretical thoughts into others to totally disobey their own faith or religion and embrace a darker pathNigga if you don't defeat you supervillans by making them fuck each other you have failed at everything
>>14463129I'm envisioning the cursing as a mind-controlling kinda cursing.
>>14463181obviously some octhey're aren't any canon white mares
>>14463169too busy running away laughing to careHUMANITY PREVAILS AGAIN
>>14463151Shit nigga, I want Nightmare Embodiment.
>>14463081>mehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Error_Reparationokay, its alright>Cadancehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistent_Realm_Creationwhat the fuck
>>14463180Oh sorry what? Did you say something? I couldn't hear you over how much you love xeno pony scum.
>>14463160>heresy inducementThere goes the mane six. Turning Twilight against Celestia, oh boy.
>>14463211Do you like dicks, rediv?
>>14463211That's how she made the Crystal Empire, dood
>>14463211>chrysalis reveals herself>cadance just throws her into a realm of nothingness
>>14463081>mehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Equality>Twilight Sparklehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Aura
>>14463081>Lust Manipulation>Flammable Secretionsawwwwww snap
>>14463215I miss chip sometimes
I'm going to marry Cheerilee!
>>14463169>tfw pony is talking to you again
>>14463220Why would I corrupt the main six? I'd corrupt the villains to be good.Chrysalis? Nurse for the old pony home in Ponyville.Resurrected Sombra? He loves to take care of that sheep farm thing in the Cristal empire
>>14463081Mummy Physiology>powers of being undead with ability to be whatever look i want to look like and have no undead weaknessesokayhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strong_Force_Manipulation>godwell fuck, i wish i was god. so i am not a pet for pony
>>14463237Congrats! Me and my Wife Twilight will be glad to come to the wedding.
mind control/mind manipulation scares the absolute shit out of me.
Remember when Twilight had anxiety
>>14463237not if I marry her first!
>>14463183I'd imagine she'd be very popular with the barren. And save thousands of bits on stud fees, since she can basically just insert a baby into a cow or sheep.>>14463211Hey red.Surprise, you're pregnant.
>>14463234He settled down with his autistic changeling waifu and was corrupted into a broodmare in his sleep.just as planned
>>14463244But it's "heresy inducement.". Emphasis on "darker path."
Big white pony is trying to do very lewd things to you.
>>14463081Me:>Almighty Replication>The power to replicate the omni-powers of any entity automatically gaining their status.Pony:>Geokinetic Invisibility>Power to become invisible in earth. Variation of Elemental Invisibility. The user can become invisible when in/on/touching earth.So pony and I can go peeping on people/other ponies? Sweet.
>>14463081>mehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compassion_EmbodimentI'm not fully sure how powerful that is, though it does seem like it would be up there, but it does seem like a nice counterpart to this other one.>Twilight Sparklehttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sanity_TheftMay be useful for making villains lose their composure, but I doubt Twilight would ever like using it. Healing from my ability could help the victims and Twilight out afterwards.
>>14463265Yeah but in the end it's a matter of perspective.What if they see being good as the darker path?
did you get the power you wanted?
Hey amerifats, there was another mass shootingNo other country with readily available guns does this. Are you fighting over ponies? Shootings have gone up since MLP:FIM started airing so I'm going to guess you're fighting over ponies.
>>14463223do you even know me>>14463228im laughing, this is incredible>>14463257with what. anon with what
>>14463081How about instead of becoming superhero team with pony, you arrive anywhere on their entire planet with the power you receive and can now go on to do anything you want.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Mutilation>With this ability, the user can inflict an enormous level of agonizing damage to the soul of an opponent which not only damages the spiritual being of a opponent, but their physical form as well. The damage this ability deals out to the soul is permanent and may kill another living being with, potentially destroying the victims soul in the process. Yep. I'm a fucking villain now.
>>14463081Me:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Manipulation>no more cis scum anywhereDash:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Somatosensory_ImprintSo dash can touch people so we can track them down later and fuck with their identity, I guess.
>>14463267shining armor plsyou're marriedunless she's cool with it then I guess it's okay
>>14463256Race you to the alter!
>>14463300CONGRATULATIONSIT'S AN ABOMINATION
>>14463201I want to make a metal supersoaker with a fixed lighter on the end so I can mix up some soap and gasoline to spray on ants and shit.
>>14463293I didn'tI didn't get the pony I wanted eitherhow long am I supposed to wait for delivery?
>>14463309too late. Already married her. You snooze you lose.
>>14463305Anon doesn't know who Shining Armor isBig white pony has wings and a horn and has pretty hair.Big white pony wants to mount anon.
>>14463300Applejack's Pregnancy Inducement.So you're full of everything. Babies out the wazoo.
>>14463320Snowflake, nooooooo
>>14463302>fucking with people's identities why am I laughing so hard
>>14463320big white pony's going to buy me a drink first, right?
>>14463334fluttershy
>>14463320Getting kinda...personal space invade-y there white pony.
>>14463322>AJ won't stop fucking impregnating you from afar>in the news: Ponyville's population spontaneously sextupled over one day!
>>14463300>do you even know meWhy do I need to know you to ask a honest question?
>>14463334Who is unwashed Twilight?
>tfw you want to talk to pony
>>14463334it's fluttershy right?
>>14463334WHO IS FLUTTERSHY
>>14463337White pony already took anon to the spa, so she doesn't think anything else is truly necessary>>14463341White pony really needs the relief, especially after anon has been teasing her for some time.
>>14463360that works for mepony's going to use a lot of lube right? she sounds big and I'm very sensitive
>>14463341pony wants it.pony mind controls you into loving it
I don't get why Fluttershy is the one who's gassyIf anything, it should be Applejack. Apples do nasty things to a pony's stomach
>>14463360>especially after anon has been teasing her for some timeWHATSINCE WHEN
Post a picture of your dogAnd tell us which pony your dog is most likeThen go to bed hugging your dog imagining that they're that pony
I miss TAW.
I really wish the drugfag would leave
Pony just called you a cracker.What do?
When's the last time a person like >>14463004 dropped into this thread since moving to /mlp/?
>>14463385
pony brought you some weed
>>14463379>walking around>looking at her behind>touching her soft neither regions>smelling niceyou started it
>>14463385call pony a racist
>>14463391>pych 101>I'm 5
>>14463385call pony a mud horse
>>14463391Well no one has pretended to be a professional on the subject that I can remember, and it happens very rarely. Much more common is someone from MLPG calling us all bronies and faggots and retards.
>>14463397DAKARA HI HI HI
>>14463370Pony won't use lube, but anon might. Pony is very gentle, even in heat.>>14463379Pony talks about the many years prior where anon was constantly grabbing on to her rump and sniffing her backside and whatnot.Of course, that never happened. I think.
Let's be honest here, the most powerful being in Equestria right now after Discord is Cadence.Her special talent is casting a very very accurate want it needed it spell. Elements of Harmony? Oh sorry Twilight and her friends love her.Celestia and Luna. Love her too.Really if Cadence wasn't such a dumb slut the S3 premier would have ended in the first 3 minutes after Cadence and SA reached the empire. Why? Oh just that now Sombra loves Cadence and it's her willing slave.You have a waifu? Yeah it's Cadence because she wanted that.
>>14463400All I've ever done is feel her wings and>touch fluffy tailI couldn't help myself.
>>14463397Stop
>>14463425also talking about how you can last 3 minutes.that is like an eternity to pony
>>14463412/mlp/ usually taking all the hits from people like that is what made me curious. I doubt any of them would care to post something like that in here with the whole board out there.
>>14463397Cool. Anyone else coming?
>>14463314>>14463322i guess i have to make another one>>14463347i love dicks anon
>>14463421>You have a waifu? Yeah it's Cadence because she wanted that.Just as planned.
>>14463421>Let's be honest here, the most powerful being in Equestria right now after Discord is Cadence.
>>14463421The first pony I'm taking out when I get to Equestria is Cadance.Her power absolutely creeps me the fuck out.`
>>14463453Do you love my dick?
>>14463468>tfw didn't realize that's a gif and now the reaction is wrong
>>14463453Well I guess that's pret->wingsSOLD
>>14463468>she doesn't cast a love spell on you because humans are ugly>bullets are faster than magic>like anyone knows what guns do anyways
Draw requests?
>>14463453>i love dicks anonBut you are bisexual, right?
>"Is that it?"
>>14463483Scotaloo in a Wonderbolts cadet uniform listening to Dash dressed up in Spitfire's Wonderbolt Academy uniform
>>14463488Yes that's my entire opinion on the video game industry as of now.
>>14463468You know what to do and how to do it, anon.
>>14463483Celestia's big buttboth cutiemarks
>>14463483Celestia and Twilight kissing (hot)
>>14463483Octavia cum inflation
>>14463483Celestia getting WPSHH'd
>>14463483Octavia cum implosion
>>14463468>You've snuck in to the castle and located Cadence in her private chamber>you raise your princess-slaying golden deagle and take aim>the gun glows pink and floats out of your hands>Cadence turns, smiles and asks for you to identify yourself>your identity slips away from you and you've forgotten what you came to do>you tell her your her biggest fan and you just wanted to tell her how great she is>she offers you a position in her crystal guard>you're thrilled at the chance to serve the pretty princess>she presides over your marriage to a cute crystal mare and you live happily ever after
>>14463483Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 window deluxe VW Micro Bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
Pony tasted human blood
>>14463519But humans can't be effected by love magic.Humans have no love in their cold, black hearts.
>>14463519
>>14463482Well see the only reason that would happen is because she's a dumb slut but then none of the previous things would have happened. If she was smart, she'd enslave every being in Equestria. Maybe except Discord because Discord isn't affected or some shit. Anyway she'd enslave everyone and order them to capture any new person/alien/whatever that pops in Equestria so she can also enslave them. So really right now she isn't a threat and it wouldn't be a problem for Anon to kill her now before it's too late.
>>14463519I'd be down for this.
>>14463519This is highly improbableHow would cadence know that a gun is a threat? Or that anon was a threat? Why wouldn't anon just shell her tower while she slept or something?
>>14463483rarity facesitting fluttershy
>>14463530Rediv plsThose gifs are almost as bad as :^)
>>14463514
>>14463397>Homestuck cutie mark
>>14463519see>>14463493There's a reason we put scopes on these things.
>>14463533because anon is a loser that jerks off to losing all sense of responsibility and agency as a way of compensating for his beta statusjust like you're a loser that jerks off to having a heightened sense of power to compensate for your beta statusyou two should fuck
>>14463533where did anon get a deagle of princess-slaying?how did anon sneak in to a princess's castle?what would a princess of love do to anyone she caught aiming a strange device at her while she supposed to be alone?any sort of human on pony interaction is highly improbable
You know there was this stupid fanfiction about Twilight and Cadence being worried about them loosing the ones they loved because they are alicorns and are immortal. So they go to confront Celestia and ask her why would she curse them with such an existence. And Celestia just laughs at them and says that it's really funny that they think they are immortal too like her and Luna.
>>14463541sent ;)
>>14463483Peppermint Twist
>>14463550again, see>>14463493
>>14463519And now for what actually happens>Not a complete retard, going up against a princess>Learn magic for a good three months just in case, especially the magic of illusion>Walk up to Cadence>Shoot her in the head>Say "huh, that was easier than I though"That or just improvised explosives around castle.Anon I never felt nor want to feel like to be in love and Cadance would be technically mind-raping ponies so I'd be morally just
Pony got into the trash again
>>14463562What happened to you?You used to draw moreYou used to be niceNow your just annoying
>>14463533>Why wouldn't anon just shell her tower while she slept or something?her husband is the ultimate shieldmaker and she's no slouch herself>>14463547you can put a scope on a desert eagle but I don't think you'd be able to shoot that far that accurately
>>14463568She ends up being no better than Sombra in the end.
>>14463572anon I just drew, two nights in a row
>>14463569Why is the condom so small?Also have you ever seen a bat? They don't have cat eyes.
Anon is a soldier ordered by the changelings to assassinate the princess. Shining armor's shield is down because he's convinced that it's peacetime and that shield is hard to keep up.They gave him a few rockets instead of a deagle because deagles are dumb and not as effective as rockets. Anon wins, but shining armor survives and swears vengeance. The changelings say anon is on his own now that they've installed their cadence replacement (she "miraculously survived with a last minute spell" and shining armor is too busy hunting anon.Anon eventually dies by shining armor, shining armor eventually dies by changeling, changeling dies by FRIENDSHIP BEAMU, equestria is better off for it
>>14463591but you haven't drawn three nights in a rowwhy do you hate us so
>>14463591You should do more dragons.Dragons are always good.
>>14463622scaliefags pls go
>>14463640anon plsWhat's not to like about dragons.
>>14463642you're fat you fat fuck
you have two choicesyou can marry your least favourite pony in equestriaor you can marry a furry abomination with the personality of your waifu on earthdo you hate your least favourite pone enough?
>>14463653How furry abomination is the furry abomination?
>>14463653HELL YESEAT SHIT CELESTIAFAGS
Pony is looking at you very lewdly
>>14463660Very.
>>14463597these aren't bats though, they are pone bat
>>14463666How lewd we talking here?
>>14463666is he going to let me touch his junk or is he all talk
>>14463653how abomination is the furry?
>>14463666unf
>>14463660>>14463690
>>14463680Incredibly lewd.
Pony says to get out of the way, they're trying to give a lewd look to that pony behind you.
>>14463653I don't have a least favorite pony.Also:>implying I can't divorce her
>>14463676>>14463705I'll take neither
>>14463653I don't even waifu her but I'd marry this sort of furry abomination
>>14463705no thanks, i would marry twist if it that was my option
>>14463712Oh goodness.I would, softly and lovingly.
>>14463723>no thanks, i would marry twist if it that was my optionCya, I'll be killing you in Equestria if you break her heart.
>>14463726Pony tells you it's a trapcuzz you never gon' get out of that cuddle
>>14463726but if pony cums with you, your penis gets burned
>>14463705
>>14463736>implying I'd ever want to
>>14463735>implying i wouldn't straighten her hair>implying i wouldn't correct her lisp>implying i wouldn't make her waifu materiali will cum in her while calling you on your phone
>>14463720BACK TO HELL WITH YOU DEMON
>>14463746>phoneLol wut
>>14463742Pony asks you ifshe has centipedes, in HER vagina?You tell her it's more likely than you can think.
>>14463763u wot
>>14463719>>14463723Choose!
>>14463759>not building phone for ponewhat are you some sort of faggot that would come to equestria and not bring technology that would better their lives?what you wouldn't bring them the joys of a combustion engine?no inoculations to help them live longer?it's like you hate pone
>>14463769I refuse.What'cha gonna do, busta?
>>14463769i choose my least favorite ponejust to make faggot who likes twist mad as i show her the best time in the world
>>14463783Eh, nothing I guess.
>>14463779Shit, I ain't sharing tech with them. That belongs to humanity. Race traitor.
You can sleep with a blonde or a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead.
>>14463792is it true that all red heads are gushers
>>14463779Lel how much information are you going to bring?You want to rape the Equestrian landscape with technology?Ponies working in mines and factories?Sounds like we'll have a problem regardless of Twist.
>>14463783>What's wrong with you all of a sudden, anon?>I thought you would love me no matter what I looked like>But it turns out you're a shallow, disloyal jerk>I-I need some time alone
>>14463800You ain't my waifu and you ain't my foeSuck my dick and call me a hoe
What if twist grows up to be >>14463792
>>14463799Ponies already have 19th century tech and work in mines and factories idiotDYEWTSModern tech would reduce the strain on their resources because it doesn't require shitload of iron
>>14463799modern tech would reduce their death and sufferingit would bring about a silver age and make life fun
>>14463821Life is already fun for the ponies, they don't need iPhones.
>>14463792
>>14463826but it would be more fun
>>14463813Nigga Ponyville, a backwater village, has arcades. Pony is at least in the 70's
>>14463813There is no way you could bring all the technical knowledge required for modern technology, let alone explain it to the ponies or convince them they should adopt it.Even if you could, building the infrastructure would take longer than you'd be alive.
>>14463834>>14463834>dating schizo tech in a kids show that's either all over the place because dumb writers, post apocalyptic, or in a world that humans influenced
>>14463705Nope. I'm sure I'll like getting railed by Blueblood once I stop bleeding
>>14463842>secondary fanon
>>14463841Your average CE/EE graduate could probably build a basic, but better than twilight's magical EEG machine, computer if you let him take some basic shit like a multimeter and an encyclopedia of electronics with him
>>14463841Rediscovering human technology with Twilight would be fun.
>>14463855>implying the laws of physics are the same>implying any of your technology would work
>>14463851We all know that> all over the place because dumb writersis true because it's a fucking cartoon, but your attitude is dumb>Stop speculating!If we do that, it's time to close down MLPG. There's not enough in MLP to talk about without making up fanons because it's a simplistic kids show
>>14463865>teleport to equestria>explode because your atoms don't fit together right
I got the heart of a lion.And the wings of a bat.
>>14463865>implying you couldn't just draw an ipad with your godly human powers or write new laws of physics
>>14463855Even shit like basic relays takes some damn industry to make, busta. You need to have iron smelters and factories retooled to create very thin coils and you need adequate power sources to power a ~4200 colossus.That takes some time. It would take at least 30 years to get together.
>>14463873I got the heart of a blue whale and the wings of a prehistoric bird with a very large wingspan
>>1446387730 years in a world where there's nothing to do except to talk to what is probably the most boring species to ever exist or deal with the complete retards and malicious predators that surround them?Shit. Forget the industry and start making resistors by hand, you have time to kill.
>>14463792I prefer my grown up twist to be matronly
>>14463842Anon it's in the show and it's not called a animation error. They have arcades, which means 70s
derpy is sadhow do you cheer her up?
>>14463877>Relay>hardAll you need is wire and the ability to machine iron and copperBoth of which are canon
>>14463892She won't be matronly unless you make her a mother.
>>14463877This is why you find ponies who can manufacture that kind of stuff with magic.
Twist is sooooo cutehttp://i.imgur.com/kP7bgZw.png
>>14463896Just be there for a hug.>>14463569slut
>>14463892If I wanted a chunky redhead I'd marry Sugar.
>>14463893>writers throw whatever in because a consistent level of technological development doesn't matter in a show about friendship>they have steam engines and arcades>they work by candlelight and use quills>it's all fucking magic
>>14463905that's not twist but that pony is cute as fuck
>>14463910They have electric lights since the first episode.
>>14463897And a bunch of willing workers to assemble them.
>>14463909sugar doesn't exist retart
>>14463892That's gross!
>>14463898It's too good of a deal to pass up!It also needs to be drawn more>>14463920YOU'RE GROSS
>>14463917She exists as much as any other cartoon pony does.
disgusting
>>14463914They have bothThey use whatever's appropriate for the scene's atmosphere. They as in the writers. Equestria isn't a detailed sci-fi setting, and will never be unless price gets on the show staff and goes full brony.
Twist-a-loo is best filly.
>>14463930Both of those numbers are 2-3 digits larger than they deserve.
>>14463939Point is that pony has both electric lights and arcades. Also tanks. End of story.
>>14463947Don't forget those fireflies trapped in glass cages that the Unicorns use in Canterlot.
>>14463944if she is so great, then why was she removed for being offensive?liberal PC nonsense can't have an offensive girl on screen
>>14463963"ditzy" is more offensive than "derpy"
>>14463963>if she is so great, then why was she removed for being offensive?[citation needed]
>>14463978>being THIS newholyshitI feel old
>>14463982I'm pretty sure that shit was just speculation.
>>14463978she isn't in S3
>>14463916I'm pretty sure that's what wages are forIt probably wouldn't take 20 unicorns a year to build a tabulator from scratch
>>14463986but she has like 5 appearances in MMC. And she was one of the ponies in the crowd in Magic Duel
>>14463988And where do you get wages?Nowhere. Nobody's gonna just fund research for the sake of research. You'll have to do business. Start small, make a small solo utility shop, then build a manufacture once you get the money. Climb up the ladder and make factories to sell your wares, and then you can finally dedicate a portion of your production to relays and related electronics to make the first computer.
>Derpy censored in The Last Roundup>eyes are fully crossed in Equestria GirlsConsistency!
>>14463997i didn't see twist in any of that
>>14464020Oh shit I was a retard. I though we were talking about Derpy. Sorry.I'll go commit Sudoku to restore my honor.
>lisp is offensiveNo.
>>14464012>Nobody's gonna just fund research for the sake of researchTHE PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>14464036>Twilight purposefully embezzles funds for useless "research">economic collapse comes shortly>ponies dying left and right because healthcare got suspended so they could fund agriculture>and twilight won't stop doing "research"
>>14464039>research not useless>makes computers>books outdated within 50 years>equestrian internet>whenever she needs more funds some humans just happen to bring back some riches from some diamond dogs that died somehow
What if Equestria was on top a huge, forgotten forge worldWhat if pony had to fight against the forces of Chaos that came to take it
