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>>14453628
Is it sad I realized this was a tumblr gif from the filter used rather than the filesize?

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Hey i was making a horse.

More like Worthlessbolts.

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>>14453628

>>14453618
Ponies, even ones that have both wings and a horn, are actually pretty light. Magic, who knows.

Either way, you discover that Pony was faking her death. Pony giggles and tries to tickle your nose with her tail. Roll for endurance check.

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>look up FATAL

oh god what is this game

>>14453675
It's your own damn fault.

>>14453615
>the early days when we shipped Soarin and Spitifre and Wonderbolts vs Shadowbolts is over.

muh fanfics

>>14453675
FATAL is the /tg/ equivalent to boku no pico

>>14453646
not at all. A lot of tumblr .gifs have that.
>>14453655
Ha ha, rolled a 20! Have at me, foul creature! I can take it!

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>>14453615
This one is for one good appearance of the Wonderbolts in S4 that will finally redeem them in many fans' eyes.

>>14453682
I want an episode with RD losing her wings for the day.

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Sweetie Belle comes over and asks you if you want to join her and Rarity at their monthly movie marathon weekend and says that this month it's her turn to choose the movies, much to Rarity's horror.
She also says please.
Do you accept?

>>14453725
We kinda had that in the Season 2 premier, didn't we?

>>14453711
please god, give them purpose

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>>14453725

>>14453736
Not a whole lot was made out of it

>>14453733
... Sure. Why not get a free trainwreck?

>>14453733
Of course. How could I say no to such a qt 3.14?
And I'm sure Rarity would love some company.

>>14453759
Who is Apple Bloom?

>>14453759
Rumble is not a Sister

>>14453759
Who is Applejack.

>>14453746
> tfw you very nearly sucked your own dick as a teen
Always got within, oh, an inch or two.
The irony doesn't escape me. Size does matter.

>>14453748
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLZFdqwh7E

>>14453705
The wingedhornedslightlyheavier pony tickles your nose for ten whole minutes as you stand there, completely dead pan. Pony then throws a disgruntled frown at you and tries to wiggle her way out.

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>>14453777
>Short version
>Not uncensored

>>14453774
I could, but it was very unsatisfying once you realize most nerves are on the other side of your dick

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Butt

>>14453759
Who is Rarity?

>>14453780
Hold pony down on shoulders, she's not getting away this easily. We're going questing, goddammit, whether she likes it or not.
She started this.

>>14453795
>nerves are on the other side of your dick
> not being able to get the whole glans in
Niggah ...

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>>14453758
>>14453761
Sweetie is very glad that you said yes and hugs you saying you're the best.

Later when you reach Rarity's home you see Rarity putting a lot of liquor bottles behind the couch and tells you that you both will need them.

After you sit on the couch near Rarity Sweetie comes in the room and tells you that she took some of her father's movies she found in his closet and is sure all of you will enjoy them.
It's the entire Police Academy series.

>>14453800

the ass was phat

now if only GR would draw some more bare tits

>>14453759
SHINING ARMOR

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>>14453820
>It's the entire Police Academy series.
Here I thought it'd be TRULY awful.

>>14453805
You manage to strike a very awkward pose, holding pony by her waist, so you're now looking right through her legs.
Pony wants you to know that "no we must go explore"

>>14453836
Damn unf.

Pony just called you a dingus.

>>14453726
they had the best dance dresses

Don't think about having sex with pony

>>14453848
I'm glad we've reached a consensus on this. I ask pony if she can use her magic to detect any loot around here.

>>14453864
I am

>>14453820
I'm pretty sure that Sweetie shouldn't watch those but whatever.
I enjoyed those movies

>>14453860
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cheezyweapon

https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/11/8/467345/large.gif

>>14453908
It's utter shit

>>14453880
Pony's horn shines between your legs, and she manages to pull out your wristwatch, underwear, spare change and collection of emergency bottlecaps out of your pockets. Roll for magic check for loot detection.

>>14453864
tell pony to kill herself

>>14453900
That's the artist? Damn, I totally not recognized the style. Thanks for the source.

>>14453921
7. Do I get a INT bonus for that? My modifier's 4...
And pony'd better give those back or I'm going to tickle her again.

>>14453934
It's so dumb but I get guilty boners over it.

>>14453947

Same. I get the feeling they know it's dumb and it makes it even better.

>>14453918
your fluttershit.

That's right, fluttershy ate you in your sleep and shit you out right in front of your waifu.

>>14453951
that's not what I posted

>>14453937
You get a 5 level modifier, so no.
Target was 7.

You manage to spot the magical footprint of something on pony and something in a room above you in the current house. That's all, though.

Pony gives back your bottlecaps, spare change and wristwatch but refuses to give you your underwear. She comments on the pink color and peculiar design.

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>>14453951
What the fuck is this

>>14453971
Someone on /pol/ just got a pony

>>14453971
sure it isn't, /pol/

>>14453972
H-hey, I need those for wizardry! They're magic, you know! It's a protective item! And they're not pink, they're RED, and it's because they prevent fire damage!
Let's look for some stairs going up, but I'm going to need those back if we get into combat.

>>14453963
It's so stupid how extreme they make anything sexual. But I think I'd like to play with someone who was disproportionate like that.

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>>14453986
That's not how it works.

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WW is the best. Prove me wrong

>>14453711
>>14453737
They're obviously a strike squad alleviated to stardom by their feats, and since there are less dangers around thanks to deus ex machina VI...

>>14454009
Pony argues that underwear cannot be imbued, so there's no reason you would need pink panties all the time. Pony thinks they're cute.

You find stairs going up with what appears to be a long waiting line of ponies on them. They all appear to be slightly disgruntled.

>>14454025
Man, that crossover is so fucking good.

>>14454023
It did work like that in some instances when people actually found the other post.

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>>14454025
>Console exclusive
>Best anything
Visa denied

>>14453820
Everything turned out better than expected.

>>14454046
>that pic
It rustles my jiminies. Couldn't tey do everything in pixel art? It's not consistent!

>>14454046
Just emulate it or something.

>>14454041
That was when only the thumbnail was changed and you could still expand to the original image.
Fairly sure it doesn't "swap" anymore.

>>14454037
Who says underwear cannot be imbued? And who asked pony, anyway? I'm a wizard, you know! Who does pony think she is, grand Magistrate of Magic? Humph!
I'll disguise myself as a pony, slip into line, and ask what they're all waiting for.

>>14454039
It's missing Nyx as Link's sister.

>>14454041
the "swap" happens because they are posted too closely together in time and receive the same 4chan filename.
The same goes for thumbnail, though. So the thumbnails will also get "swapped", but it might be the other thumbnail. I.e. both receive thumbnail from post 1 and full picture from post 2. That's the nearest a "swap" it can get.

>>14454025
No.
Gameplay-Wise it's the weakest Zelda game.

I'd be a liar if I didn't like openness of the map but I'd also be a liar if I didn't say having very little content in the great sea didn't make the huge map mostly pointless.

I did like the art-style and that plant boss (forgot it's name) was absolutely beautiful.

>tfw I have 13 ponies watching over me as I sleep.
>And Smarty Pants too
I'll have a good sleep tonight.
Good night MLPG

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>>14454061
>Just emulate it or something.

>>14454093
see, this is why ww is shit

oot = mm > tp > ss > ww

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>>14454046

>>14454078
Pony knows a lot about magic, and in all her 1000 years of life she never seen imbued underwear. Or so Pony says. Pony also says she has a very important magic role, so she HAS to know a lot about magic.

You bend over and put Pony on your back, which apparently works so well that the whole line dissolves and scatters, every one of its participants whispering and pointing wildly. You ask one of them about the purpose of the line, but they just gasp and run away to cower in a corner.

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>>14454112
TP >>>>>>>>>>> any other crap

>>14454093

Kalle Demos

Wind Waker is one of my favorite Zelda games

>>14454115
>Full-body scan

>pictures reveal A huge, erect cock.

Pone slips you her number for a good time.

>>14454123
tp is just a darker retread of oot

hell, that''s why it was even made (people complained about ww's look)

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>>14454112
mm > oot >>>>>>>>>> rest of the zelda series

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>>14454132

>>14454123
The best thing about TP was Midna. And she was basically a sassier Tatl.

>>14454120
>1000 years of life
Hmmn. This is certainly odd.
Damn, now I don't know what they were all lining up for!
Pony seems to have a good rapport, I'll ask her to ask them what they were waiting for.

>>14454132
Sorry anon, but you'll have a difficult time convincing people to happily sexualize PT.

>>14454138
no, no, that's a callgirl number.

Evens - fap to pony
Odds - not fap

>>14454146
Where the fuck are we then that we can't even do that

>>14454150
YOU BLEW IT

>>14454145
Pony agrees and nicely asks all of them what they're lining up for. In response comes a cacophony of something along the lines of "the dispenser", "magic" and "princess"

>>14454155
Around here, that's like trying to sexualize Hitler if it was 1950.

>>14454155
0 is an even number

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>>14454140
I really don't understand why in the hell they turned her into some slutty tall bitch in the end, she was so sexy and cute as an imp.

Retards always ruin everything.

>>14454138
DENIED

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>>14454164
You're an even number.

>>14454168
She was cursed.

>>14454160
Magic dispenser? Sounds like my kind of treasure!
Lead on, wise backpack pony!

>>14454168
Because it was a story point? And an established fact that she had been shrunk down.

>>14454134
LA = MM though.

And I'm hyped as fuck for ALBW.

>tfw marooned on a small island in an endless sea

>>14454178
And? That's the point? They could have made her being an Imp form the beginning since she is from other dimension. But no, she has to be made sluttier than Rarity. Really.

>>14454184
You piggy back ride Pony up the stairs, bump her nose in the door and charge right through to what looks like a large horsecock statue spewing semen. Of course, it's just an ordinary fountain, but your observation is currently too low because you have Pony obscuring your view.

>>14454209
So beautiful = slutty?

>>14454194
Way to miss the whole point. I was talking about design choices in general:
>>14454209

>>14454112
>>14454134

The problem with this is that I feel like people answer oot and mm simply out of nostalgia

>>14454212
This is going to need more examination.
I ask pony if she'll run away if I put her down, I need a close look at this.

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>>14454220
>that
>beautiful

I'd say Zelda was. Midna's true form design is slutty as fuck.

>>14454209
Look, just because you get a boner for shortstacks doesn't mean that's all that people are stuck with using.
Anyway, the whole story behind the Twilight people were that they used to be Hylians that got greedy, and were banished to the dark. It makes sense that they might look similar to the inhabitants of Hyrule.

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What a slut.

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>>14454223
I've not played any of the later games because no console and no good emulator.
All i know is MM is better than OOT is just about every aspect.

>>14454229
ahahaha what the fuck kinda picture is that

>>14454229
MOOOOT

>>14454229
Thanks moot,

>>14454231
>Look, just because you get a boner for shortstacks
Stop measuring everyone by your scales, sick fuck.
>the whole story behind the Twilight people were that they used to be Hylians that got greedy, and were banished to the dark. It makes sense that they might look similar to the inhabitants of Hyrule.
And this story was introduced in which game?

>>14454228
Pony sticks out her tongue and moonwalks in place, trying to imitate running away.
After further examining the room, you find out there's ONE(1) water fountain and TWO(2) doors in the room. One door has "SHOWER" written on it and the other "SPA".

>>14454248
The game she's in. Didn't you pay attention to the story from the Light Spirit outside the Water Temple? He gave you a history lesson on what shattered the helmet and why they were scattered. And why you shouldn't dick around with them.

>>14454251
Tell pony to stop being so cheeky.
I back away to the side of the door labeled "SPA" and open it with Mage Hand.

>>14454259
>The game she's in.
Exactly. My point still stands - it was original design that could have been better.
Not that we can have nice things.

>Twilight wants to try a new spell out on you
>It's a mind control spell
>After the first three tries it becomes apparent you have no memory during the time you're under control
>And for some reason the inside of your mouth tastes like fish
>Feeling generous twilight decides to give you a go, you read off the incantation.
>"You are now under my control"
>She nods
>"You will do anything I say, correct?"
>She nods
>"Ohhh this is going to be fun, come twilight I-"
>There's a short pause before a sharp scream of pleasure, the library is now very damp.

>>14454260
You effortlessly, but cautiously open the "SPA" door, telling Pony to stop messing around and look inside for you.
Pony scrunches at you menacingly and refuses to compy. Roll for endurance check.

>>14454268
I thought she looked fine. It's the zora I thought looked weird.
But, I don't think I'll be changing your mind on this, so you're left to your opinion.

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>>14454269

>>14454272
15.
This place gives me the willies.

Filly just unzipped your pants while staring lasciviously into your eyes and licking her lips.

What do?

Pone goes to work everyday and experiences severe anxiety attacks at her job. How do you help her when she gets home?

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>She just stares at you annoyed
>doesn't stop you from ruffling her mane
>her ear twitches every now and then
>her eyelids begin to feel heavier and she's struggling not to fall asleep right there

>>14454288
You pass. You scrunch back at pony even more menacingly. Pony accepts your victory and looks inside. She reports that it is, most curiously, a spa. Pony clarifies that it is a place with out door heated pools where ponies bathe. Pony throws a sarcastic look at you.

>>14454299
Boot to the head.

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>>14454273
Yeah, Zora were weird. Except the Queen, she looked pretty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gK1Nqqsy6o

>>14454299
Remove candy from underwear and offer her some. Surely she needs a sweet treat right now and is too sugar deprived to ask correctly.

>>14454310
Pffft. I cast Detect Magic. Something's weird, there wouldn't be some random spa in the middle of a dungeon

>>14454324
You find magic on Pony and on the fountain. Pony's sarcastic look widens.

>>14454340
This is bullshit. I will not be made to look the fool by a horse! I command pony tell me everything she knows about the fountain!

>>14454355
Pony sighs and tells you about the exact chemical formula of the whole fountain in sequence. It's mostly some O and H and C and S shit, or whatever. It takes you a few minutes to realize that Pony won't stop reciting until you stop her. Roll for will check.

Pony says that you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is

>>14454381
Oh shit.
1.
This won't end well...

>>14454308
>Sneaking around the palace
>Stealin' shit stealin' shit anon loves stealin' shit
>Got about 30k bits worth of swag in one run alone, silly inept pony guards
>Oh shit, one's blocking the escape
>Luckily he's too busy staring at the moon to see you
>You sneak up behind him as quietly as possible
>You wrap your hands around his head and rub it softly
>It takes a few minute but eventually the guard goes to sleep
>You escape into the night only to be caught 3 days later trying to fence luna's underwear

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so very small keke

>>14454388
You fail to pass the will check even for breathing and standing. You collapse and lose consciousness as you lose the will to live.

You wake up feeling very wet and naked in hot water with Pony next to you. Pony seems amused.

>>14454396
>fencing Luna's underwear
>not keeping this sacred gift for yourself
I'd be the one that turned you in after I bought them from you and mounted them in my living room

>>14454275
I came hard

>>14454422
Humiliating. Absolutely humiliating.
Do you have to roll anything to sulk? I'm going to sulk a little.

>>14454454
Ages ago Aspirant used to write nice smut, but thenMarkerknights won.

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>>14453451
Well, I drew it, how is it?

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I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU WITH GLASSES

>>14454466
I'm still hyped for the Rainbow Dash one he's writing.
I wish there was more lewd RD stuff.

>>14454471
Hnnng

>>14454459
You roll a nat20 on the sulk check with an added bonus of your everything, which is about 100.
You sulk a hole in the fabric of the plot. You spontaneously find yourself naked in a really big, royal bed with Pony on top of you. It looks like you are in a huge, expensive and fancy room inside some royal palace. The bed's curtains have a blue quarter moon on them.
Pony looks like she's mad at you for violating the rules of plot progression.

>>14454471
oh goodness that's cute

a v ^ a v ^

>>14454474
what a nerd

>>14454488
Oh dear. I didn't expect that at all.
I'll ask pony where we are and what she saw happen.

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>>14454466
What the hell's a Markerknight?

>>14454506
#Beefed

http://mlpg.co/derpy/

>>14454471
aw jeez that's adorable
now draw Sweetie Belle seeing them

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Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?

>>14454506
Beefed again, my faithful student?

>>14454515
Pony remembers nothing at all. She only remembers doing extensive magic CPR on you after you failed to breathe for a moment. Then she splashed a bunch of water on you and figured the best next course of action is to warm you up in the water. Then she was on top of you, and she no longer possessed your underwear.

Pony also tells you that you are now inside the royal palace, specifically in her sister's room.

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>>14454500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sslj06K-Nlw#t=18

>>14454544
So nothing... happened, right? That's good, I haven't looked up the precise rules of wizardry in a while.
Wait... royal palace? Her sister's room? Does that make pony royalty? What was she doing in a dungeon?

I would non-sexually the entirety of Ponyville.

>>14454519
It is a general term for the radical "blabla is not for sexual" faggots. At some point in late 2012 early 2013 they were especially loud in case with porn of Marker Pony, shitting the threads if someone would post or draw this porn. They were called Markerknights by some anons .i assume it is an allegory/parody to WhiteKnights.

>>14454531
>>14454543
It's been a long week

>>14454592
I don't really remember it that way.
For instance, I don't remember any people "shitting the threads" over that.

>>14454582
Pony doesn't know what happened. Pony only knows that the only dungeon she's ever been to was in err... some gryphon place and totally not under the royal palace. Pony clarifies that yes, Pony is royalty and asks how come you didn't know that.
Roll for spaghetti check.

>>14454587
>Lay down in the middle of town square
>Demand cuddles
>A few lonely mares oblige every few minutes between errands
>You become the town cuddle post

>>14454592
It's not a general term for anything. It's a term used by shitposters in a large variety of situations, has always been.

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>>14454587

All of it?

Even the stallions?

>>14454624
8. If that wasn't a dungeon, where WAS I?

>>14454635
>put up a sign offering cuddles for food
>lonely ponies snuggle up next to you on your street mattress
>after a few good quality minutes of snuggling, she tosses you a few bits and thanks you
Being a hobo in Equestria could be amazing.

>>14454617
You probably think "spammed them with lots of images". That is not what I mean,t they just literally shitposted and argued over shit for whole thread, dragging everyone else into that crap. Some actually did spam but that was rare.

If you were here at that time you should remember, Otherwise I have to assume you are one of them and now taking defensive position and starting all this shot again.

>>14454645
Especially the stallions.

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will ponies in equestria understand my ironic humor?

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>>14454671

Carry on then!

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>>14454670
I was there that time. You're the one taking defensive position.
CHECKMATE

>>14454471
that's really sweet

>>14454677
Is that a CWC cosplayer?

>>14454656
You stumble over your words a bit and slur together a "Y-Yes, I totally knew you were rojellity... yeah"
Then you ask where were you.
Pony judges you and tells you it was the public town bathhouse.

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>>14454683
Ouch, I got told hard. Just like in my kindergarten!

>>14454688
Ask her 'if we were just in a bath house, then why do I feel so dirty right now'.

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>>14454701
Fuck man, why you gotta take it like that?

>>14454708
Pony tells you that it's your sweat. Pony stares at you intently. You hear hoofsteps outside the door.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKizRcwGtd8

>>14454718
Pony wants you to look at her butt
Looking away means death

>>14454729
cast INVISIBILITY, and QUICKLY!

>>14454718
Wait, was I staring? I'm sorry, Twi, you just got a really cutie patootie.

>>14454737
well okay, if she insists
b-but it's not like I like it or a-anything

>>14454744
You don't know how to cast invisibility.
Pony is too busy staring at you intently to see a big blue pony with wings and a horn walk in. The blue pony sleepily slumps on the bed next to you, facing down, without even noticing you.

>>14454753
PONY CAUGHT YOU STARING AT THE GROUND WHEN YOU STUTTERED

YOUR RIDE'S OVER MUTIE, TIME TO DIE

>>14454686
Isn't that the one guy from Gravity Falls?

>>14454784
death by butts?
it's only fair I should die as I lived

>>14454484
>>14454499
>>14454536
>>14454685
th-thanks.
I could be much better if I didnt rush through this one. ill have to do one with actual effort to
compensate

Pony was summoned to be your character witness, and she completely slandered you

>>14454810
You've been getting better and better. Good job

Doom Marine's female voice (Ghouls Vs Humans) sounds kinda like Trixie

What's the opposite of butts?

>>14454783
act natural
I equip my cool face.

>>14454842
Tits

I'm going to marry princess Leia!

>>14454849
You decide the best course of action is to loudly call the blue pony a "niggerfaggot" and end it with some random reaction image filename.
It does not work out very well.

The blue pony turns on her side and looks you in the face. She then calls you a faggot back, turns back and starts snoring after a few seconds.

>>14454863
han pls carbonite

ILL COOK UP A SOLUTION WITH THE KNOWLEDGE IVE ACCRUED

>>14454842
Two concave spheroids.

>>14454842
>>14454842
Tits
And they're like 100x better than butts
Especially when fucking in missionary

>>14454885
woah, looks like we got an expert!!

https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/11/8/467345/large.gif

We have 11 bronies in the thread right now.

>>14454885
>tits
>ever better than ass
0/10, tits are only like half as good as ass. Unless they're crotchboobs, in which case they're 2/3 as good as ass.

>>14454897
unf

Hey, my day isn't going so well.
May I have a hug?

>>14454897
ugh

>>14454906
That pony looks like Nanaki

sex with nightmare rarity

Is it weird to let a slug move across your dick and cum from the feeling of the slime?

sex with nightmare rarity

>>14454916
*hug*

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>>14454916
>>14454916

>"I LOVE HUGS!"

>>14454897
ulp

Chrysalis Corruption

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I want pony to perch on me like so

>>14454917
what are you, gay?

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>>14454916

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>>14454948
Pony is too busy leveling her Rapidash.

>>14454947
No, purification.

>>14454866
this blue pony is pretty alright.
I'll sleep too, gotta keep up them spells

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Daily reminder Marche was the bad guy

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>>14454916
Your formal request has been recieved, we should finish processing it in 2-3 weeks.

when we do, please be sure to fill out the hug request confirmation forms we send to you in triplicate


Should they be accepted, on december 12th, you are to report to the ministry of well being, canterlot district, building C, room 486 D, where the BLUE pony will be available to administer hugs.

thank you citizen.

>>14454973
He was also right.

>>14454966
You try to sleep, but it's really hard being this wet and with a big pony right on top of you.
Roll for willpower check.

The blue pony mumbled something about not having time and shit, but you can't quite make it out.

>>14454897
i semi jacked it to this. not my fav pic but i am a huge fan of lamias futatrix/ab series.

>>14454985
18. I'm kinda surprised it's not easier to sleep, what with a big comfortable pony on top of me.

Pony asks you to pick out a new mane style.

>>14454963
dash take that off right now, your late for flight camp

>>14454978
>get squeezed by BLUE pony for approximately 17.8 seconds, the most efficient amount of time for a hug to register feelings of contentment
>"Have a good day."
>BLUE pony closes the shutters as two armed guards lead you out into the streets
>Feel good for the next 2 weeks from efficiency and obedience to pony overlords

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griffon should griffon griffon

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>"Anon, remember what I told you about showers?"

Pony says you better stop making up stories about her. She doesn't even come to this stupid site. Except for now.

>>14454897
>>14455000

Would you tell her that there are much more fun ways to feel good than with a toy? Would you show her?

>>14455002
It's pretty itchy when you have a bunch of wet, sweaty fur laying on and next to you. Either way, you manage to go to sleep fairly quickly.
You have a dream about a pink fluffy pony doing silly things with her tongue. The next morning, you wake up in an embrace from both the aforementioned big ponies.

>>14455021
Never take one without you?

>>14455021
If you're French piling on enough cologne is a suitable alternative?

>>14455031
No, I would encourage her to use toys. I would probably watch and jack off.

>>14455036
>You have a dream about a pink fluffy pony

>fluffy pony

NowaitanonDON'T--!!!

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>>14455012
Pony is listening.
Intently.

>>14455036
Roll for ability to conceal morning wood from sleeping ponies.

>>14455015
How long should pony have cuddles for the most efficient amount of time to register feelings of contentment?

>>14455063
the formula depends on the pony's size, the recipient's size, and the time of day

R-Rara sama...

>>14455077
>pony's size
What sort of size?
Height? Wideness? Thickness?

Pony says roll for anal circumference.

>>14455068
source plz

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>>14455090
https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZiucwL-Zlgn3hih2eCTqr_1Sr38p_1wJlPrrSDjdNmFFaT4qhViKDRAKCKA54vEEKjsM2IabyuRpRzcPs8iOFK9-3BIUHGWD2dbvPp8aume6GuACFqNvucckCFKRLbF1iD7VvV8yl7eARIHl4ddd3RLSzPD8TsmQU91Jl-8J0n4auNse620EvYLY-MTR5U-X6vprv119dTgJfGHygxyR8ZSUmpYAJ6DiQkyW3pUq04Xugs2kw9ikiPYL49PvnDYQFhk8P-fNyWTTb1h9ytSseVd_1mIck1KQ34la8jPDsUCTS9ESdfPKsYrRB6fquf-uIE_1rbTM0xGI96GRjXyUJJs8xLRZ1AnaqY4aiXj26di6F10CQSx77yHIgerXjxi1kzfH_12finH47wgesAWN9zKf28cCO-MQT7FbY9ef1GEFjxenHmlY1B6CtOssScSvejlgtC33oBNY5C_1u6tkJhHLnk0vuekjVKsTYLN0knhcZQruDRpKXMG4pvfN_1Xt-IyhVNYjk2wlkjliCK-bGNyee9lNWuCByH6qhRG8nLjo752nWOYRVjc-AQLfv2uKckZgxgSL-zDE_1fxYGBrMh4xWy4TWT3d3fGUDaK6pmMHop3yPVyb51iDDAD2clxQzCIk_1eglko31Q2ap3FxQbfROhplSt5cW59u80qNneJ52gdK0KRC36bjng_1hOqpfFlhIkXkurAgwVAzZYNduwL2gPq22d4oMYop3-Pw1_1IkSF882DHRWn5ZOkAgZpyfxL-0LmdZvb35LRRnyucuySX2KWNNlQnIyHlquqD-yAt1LvcUdvyuN5m28okdykhrX8RziEAh-ZKSG2u6dVAsm8sYNtC-8-9ZUrrpv2FZsJGV6VsENwhP4XjCCBhQY04JEkbJyoQ8zhh3aOIVMjkIDP21zSezCc9OfpVoj2qARkrCnKDJmj4jxdfH_1WFDip1VtmjDKyJIdQN4pXOTbyYVjDiQDAJNzxJbLlfzvYrY3L5d3UJ-SSSz_1Qc3ziIwSiLUdb1Lu65PT1JqVvhd-0I00KxYAcDSnfDTk_10pwyQLUd-beaOkK0ZTjU8n7dLlvJKPTV0qMN2VpKjMDhgBQAxR2cdW-wLZG7Fycj4CV_15D-2h-9k4KZrStVfa0jdIu-T7i1SsawOV8sPwWZMFKUtp9B2ttlVija9jBxANalEfgKagO60Db5E6hxup_1NIGnr3_19TlYGM2CqBxhuXcTIH2vanV8EIgGG_1212FXVq3zgYhr64x9Pwm1JvsIRbuUMsNM6fwUyDlnLuJBWDR1k4X8

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Applejack is probably fine too.

>>14455084
Length of legs, girth of midsection, thickness of coat

>>14455060
You roll a 2, with a bonus of 3 from willpower.
You have an erection. You don't know why, but you roll to the side so neither of the ponies feel it. It's successful because they're both asleep. It'll work, at least for now.

Turning around, you steal a look outside the balcony. It's still pretty dark, but you feel as if it should already be afternoon. You wonder why.

>>14455106
So a particularly pudgy pony provides more pleasure than a thin one?

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I'm trying to emulate show screencaps a bit. Anyone have any show screens to donate to my cause?

>>14455105
I can't tell who's saying "Does Big Mac think I'm pretty?"

Pony just HMM HMM'ED all in your coffee

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>>14455134

>>14455140
Applejack.

>>14455119
potentially, the relative pleasure only increases so much with anyone of these variables. if one is brought into excess, the whole cuddle is ruined

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>>14455125
What's wrong, Rebno?
Have you never seen a link before?

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>>14455134

>>14455146
Wap her on the nose with a newspaper.

>>14455147
>>14455157
>>14455166
>>14455168
You are all good people. Thank you!

>>14455125
Here,,,,

https://www.dropbox.com/s/bcrj9w8pxrvu82q/tumblr_micda06yI21rsowjpo1_1280.png

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>>14455134

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>>14455166
That horse needs therapy

>>14455107
Can we get up to check without disturbing our pleasantly sleeping ponies?

Pony bought you a present.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y4mBJ7cl00

>>14455160
Dinky aren't you a bit young to be posting here?

>>14455206
You would need to roll an agility check above 21. Do you dare?

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>>14455216
Rubbish
Shh don't tell

>>14455154
But more is better
Pony should be a giant fatass with a thick warm coat for maximum pleasure

>>14455220
Maybe we can modify our chances by giving the pony on top of us a side-belly rub? If not, let's take the ultimate chance against fate and try to get up.

>we will never have the alternate universe concept explored again

Dammit Equestria Girls you ruin everythign you touch.

We could have had something rediculous like a alternate universe where Twilight basically behaves like Kuzco from Emperor's New Groove the moment she becomes a Princess or something but noooooo

>>14455021
You don't believe in them? I know. That's why I'm on the other side of this room.