The Wonderbolts!Old Thread>>14449598
>>14453628Is it sad I realized this was a tumblr gif from the filter used rather than the filesize?
Hey i was making a horse.
More like Worthlessbolts.
>>14453618Ponies, even ones that have both wings and a horn, are actually pretty light. Magic, who knows.Either way, you discover that Pony was faking her death. Pony giggles and tries to tickle your nose with her tail. Roll for endurance check.
>look up FATALoh god what is this game
>>14453675It's your own damn fault.
>>14453615>the early days when we shipped Soarin and Spitifre and Wonderbolts vs Shadowbolts is over.muh fanfics
>>14453675FATAL is the /tg/ equivalent to boku no pico
>>14453646not at all. A lot of tumblr .gifs have that.>>14453655Ha ha, rolled a 20! Have at me, foul creature! I can take it!
>>14453615This one is for one good appearance of the Wonderbolts in S4 that will finally redeem them in many fans' eyes.
>>14453682I want an episode with RD losing her wings for the day.
Sweetie Belle comes over and asks you if you want to join her and Rarity at their monthly movie marathon weekend and says that this month it's her turn to choose the movies, much to Rarity's horror.She also says please.Do you accept?
>>14453725We kinda had that in the Season 2 premier, didn't we?
>>14453711please god, give them purpose
>>14453736Not a whole lot was made out of it
>>14453733... Sure. Why not get a free trainwreck?
>>14453733Of course. How could I say no to such a qt 3.14? And I'm sure Rarity would love some company.
>>14453759Who is Apple Bloom?
>>14453759Rumble is not a Sister
>>14453759Who is Applejack.
>>14453746> tfw you very nearly sucked your own dick as a teenAlways got within, oh, an inch or two.The irony doesn't escape me. Size does matter.
>>14453705The wingedhornedslightlyheavier pony tickles your nose for ten whole minutes as you stand there, completely dead pan. Pony then throws a disgruntled frown at you and tries to wiggle her way out.
>>14453777>Short version>Not uncensored
>>14453774I could, but it was very unsatisfying once you realize most nerves are on the other side of your dick
>>14453759Who is Rarity?
>>14453780Hold pony down on shoulders, she's not getting away this easily. We're going questing, goddammit, whether she likes it or not.She started this.
>>14453795>nerves are on the other side of your dick> not being able to get the whole glans inNiggah ...
>>14453758>>14453761Sweetie is very glad that you said yes and hugs you saying you're the best.Later when you reach Rarity's home you see Rarity putting a lot of liquor bottles behind the couch and tells you that you both will need them.After you sit on the couch near Rarity Sweetie comes in the room and tells you that she took some of her father's movies she found in his closet and is sure all of you will enjoy them.It's the entire Police Academy series.
>>14453800the ass was phatnow if only GR would draw some more bare tits
>>14453820>It's the entire Police Academy series.Here I thought it'd be TRULY awful.
>>14453805You manage to strike a very awkward pose, holding pony by her waist, so you're now looking right through her legs.Pony wants you to know that "no we must go explore"
Pony just called you a dingus.
>>14453726they had the best dance dresses
Don't think about having sex with pony
>>14453848I'm glad we've reached a consensus on this. I ask pony if she can use her magic to detect any loot around here.
>>14453820I'm pretty sure that Sweetie shouldn't watch those but whatever.I enjoyed those movies
>>14453908It's utter shit
>>14453880Pony's horn shines between your legs, and she manages to pull out your wristwatch, underwear, spare change and collection of emergency bottlecaps out of your pockets. Roll for magic check for loot detection.
>>14453864tell pony to kill herself
>>14453900That's the artist? Damn, I totally not recognized the style. Thanks for the source.
>>144539217. Do I get a INT bonus for that? My modifier's 4...And pony'd better give those back or I'm going to tickle her again.
>>14453934It's so dumb but I get guilty boners over it.
>>14453947Same. I get the feeling they know it's dumb and it makes it even better.
>>14453918your fluttershit.That's right, fluttershy ate you in your sleep and shit you out right in front of your waifu.
>>14453951that's not what I posted
>>14453937You get a 5 level modifier, so no.Target was 7.You manage to spot the magical footprint of something on pony and something in a room above you in the current house. That's all, though.Pony gives back your bottlecaps, spare change and wristwatch but refuses to give you your underwear. She comments on the pink color and peculiar design.
>>14453971>>14453951What the fuck is this
>>14453971Someone on /pol/ just got a pony
>>14453971sure it isn't, /pol/
>>14453972H-hey, I need those for wizardry! They're magic, you know! It's a protective item! And they're not pink, they're RED, and it's because they prevent fire damage!Let's look for some stairs going up, but I'm going to need those back if we get into combat.
>>14453963It's so stupid how extreme they make anything sexual. But I think I'd like to play with someone who was disproportionate like that.
>>14453986That's not how it works.
WW is the best. Prove me wrong
>>14453711>>14453737They're obviously a strike squad alleviated to stardom by their feats, and since there are less dangers around thanks to deus ex machina VI...
>>14454009Pony argues that underwear cannot be imbued, so there's no reason you would need pink panties all the time. Pony thinks they're cute.You find stairs going up with what appears to be a long waiting line of ponies on them. They all appear to be slightly disgruntled.
>>14454025Man, that crossover is so fucking good.
>>14454023It did work like that in some instances when people actually found the other post.
>>14454025>Console exclusive>Best anythingVisa denied
>>14453820Everything turned out better than expected.
>>14454046>that picIt rustles my jiminies. Couldn't tey do everything in pixel art? It's not consistent!
>>14454046Just emulate it or something.
>>14454041That was when only the thumbnail was changed and you could still expand to the original image. Fairly sure it doesn't "swap" anymore.
>>14454037Who says underwear cannot be imbued? And who asked pony, anyway? I'm a wizard, you know! Who does pony think she is, grand Magistrate of Magic? Humph!I'll disguise myself as a pony, slip into line, and ask what they're all waiting for.
>>14454039It's missing Nyx as Link's sister.
>>14454041the "swap" happens because they are posted too closely together in time and receive the same 4chan filename.The same goes for thumbnail, though. So the thumbnails will also get "swapped", but it might be the other thumbnail. I.e. both receive thumbnail from post 1 and full picture from post 2. That's the nearest a "swap" it can get.
>>14454025No.Gameplay-Wise it's the weakest Zelda game.I'd be a liar if I didn't like openness of the map but I'd also be a liar if I didn't say having very little content in the great sea didn't make the huge map mostly pointless.I did like the art-style and that plant boss (forgot it's name) was absolutely beautiful.
>tfw I have 13 ponies watching over me as I sleep. >And Smarty Pants tooI'll have a good sleep tonight.Good night MLPG
>>14454061>Just emulate it or something.
>>14454093see, this is why ww is shitoot = mm > tp > ss > ww
>>14454078Pony knows a lot about magic, and in all her 1000 years of life she never seen imbued underwear. Or so Pony says. Pony also says she has a very important magic role, so she HAS to know a lot about magic.You bend over and put Pony on your back, which apparently works so well that the whole line dissolves and scatters, every one of its participants whispering and pointing wildly. You ask one of them about the purpose of the line, but they just gasp and run away to cower in a corner.
>>14454112TP >>>>>>>>>>> any other crap
>>14454093Kalle DemosWind Waker is one of my favorite Zelda games
>>14454115>Full-body scan>pictures reveal A huge, erect cock.Pone slips you her number for a good time.
>>14454123tp is just a darker retread of oothell, that''s why it was even made (people complained about ww's look)
>>14454112mm > oot >>>>>>>>>> rest of the zelda series
>>14454123The best thing about TP was Midna. And she was basically a sassier Tatl.
>>14454120>1000 years of lifeHmmn. This is certainly odd.Damn, now I don't know what they were all lining up for!Pony seems to have a good rapport, I'll ask her to ask them what they were waiting for.
>>14454132Sorry anon, but you'll have a difficult time convincing people to happily sexualize PT.
>>14454138no, no, that's a callgirl number.
Evens - fap to ponyOdds - not fap
>>14454146Where the fuck are we then that we can't even do that>>14454150YOU BLEW IT
>>14454145Pony agrees and nicely asks all of them what they're lining up for. In response comes a cacophony of something along the lines of "the dispenser", "magic" and "princess"
>>14454155Around here, that's like trying to sexualize Hitler if it was 1950.
>>144541550 is an even number
>>14454140I really don't understand why in the hell they turned her into some slutty tall bitch in the end, she was so sexy and cute as an imp.Retards always ruin everything.
>>14454164You're an even number.
>>14454168She was cursed.
>>14454160Magic dispenser? Sounds like my kind of treasure!Lead on, wise backpack pony!
>>14454168Because it was a story point? And an established fact that she had been shrunk down.
>>14454134LA = MM though.And I'm hyped as fuck for ALBW.
>tfw marooned on a small island in an endless sea
>>14454178And? That's the point? They could have made her being an Imp form the beginning since she is from other dimension. But no, she has to be made sluttier than Rarity. Really.
>>14454184You piggy back ride Pony up the stairs, bump her nose in the door and charge right through to what looks like a large horsecock statue spewing semen. Of course, it's just an ordinary fountain, but your observation is currently too low because you have Pony obscuring your view.
>>14454209So beautiful = slutty?
>>14454194Way to miss the whole point. I was talking about design choices in general:>>14454209
>>14454112>>14454134The problem with this is that I feel like people answer oot and mm simply out of nostalgia
>>14454212This is going to need more examination.I ask pony if she'll run away if I put her down, I need a close look at this.
>>14454220>that>beautifulI'd say Zelda was. Midna's true form design is slutty as fuck.
>>14454209Look, just because you get a boner for shortstacks doesn't mean that's all that people are stuck with using.Anyway, the whole story behind the Twilight people were that they used to be Hylians that got greedy, and were banished to the dark. It makes sense that they might look similar to the inhabitants of Hyrule.
What a slut.
>>14454223I've not played any of the later games because no console and no good emulator.All i know is MM is better than OOT is just about every aspect.
>>14454229ahahaha what the fuck kinda picture is that
>>14454229Thanks moot,>>14454231>Look, just because you get a boner for shortstacksStop measuring everyone by your scales, sick fuck.>the whole story behind the Twilight people were that they used to be Hylians that got greedy, and were banished to the dark. It makes sense that they might look similar to the inhabitants of Hyrule.And this story was introduced in which game?
>>14454228Pony sticks out her tongue and moonwalks in place, trying to imitate running away.After further examining the room, you find out there's ONE(1) water fountain and TWO(2) doors in the room. One door has "SHOWER" written on it and the other "SPA".
>>14454248The game she's in. Didn't you pay attention to the story from the Light Spirit outside the Water Temple? He gave you a history lesson on what shattered the helmet and why they were scattered. And why you shouldn't dick around with them.
>>14454251Tell pony to stop being so cheeky.I back away to the side of the door labeled "SPA" and open it with Mage Hand.
>>14454259>The game she's in.Exactly. My point still stands - it was original design that could have been better.Not that we can have nice things.
>Twilight wants to try a new spell out on you >It's a mind control spell >After the first three tries it becomes apparent you have no memory during the time you're under control >And for some reason the inside of your mouth tastes like fish >Feeling generous twilight decides to give you a go, you read off the incantation. >"You are now under my control" >She nods >"You will do anything I say, correct?" >She nods >"Ohhh this is going to be fun, come twilight I-" >There's a short pause before a sharp scream of pleasure, the library is now very damp.
>>14454260You effortlessly, but cautiously open the "SPA" door, telling Pony to stop messing around and look inside for you.Pony scrunches at you menacingly and refuses to compy. Roll for endurance check.
>>14454268I thought she looked fine. It's the zora I thought looked weird.But, I don't think I'll be changing your mind on this, so you're left to your opinion.
>>1445427215. This place gives me the willies.
Filly just unzipped your pants while staring lasciviously into your eyes and licking her lips.What do?
Pone goes to work everyday and experiences severe anxiety attacks at her job. How do you help her when she gets home?
>She just stares at you annoyed>doesn't stop you from ruffling her mane>her ear twitches every now and then>her eyelids begin to feel heavier and she's struggling not to fall asleep right there
>>14454288You pass. You scrunch back at pony even more menacingly. Pony accepts your victory and looks inside. She reports that it is, most curiously, a spa. Pony clarifies that it is a place with out door heated pools where ponies bathe. Pony throws a sarcastic look at you.
>>14454299Boot to the head.
>>14454273Yeah, Zora were weird. Except the Queen, she looked pretty:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gK1Nqqsy6o
>>14454299Remove candy from underwear and offer her some. Surely she needs a sweet treat right now and is too sugar deprived to ask correctly.
>>14454310Pffft. I cast Detect Magic. Something's weird, there wouldn't be some random spa in the middle of a dungeon
>>14454324You find magic on Pony and on the fountain. Pony's sarcastic look widens.
>>14454340This is bullshit. I will not be made to look the fool by a horse! I command pony tell me everything she knows about the fountain!
>>14454355Pony sighs and tells you about the exact chemical formula of the whole fountain in sequence. It's mostly some O and H and C and S shit, or whatever. It takes you a few minutes to realize that Pony won't stop reciting until you stop her. Roll for will check.
Pony says that you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
>>14454381Oh shit.1.This won't end well...
>>14454308>Sneaking around the palace>Stealin' shit stealin' shit anon loves stealin' shit>Got about 30k bits worth of swag in one run alone, silly inept pony guards>Oh shit, one's blocking the escape>Luckily he's too busy staring at the moon to see you>You sneak up behind him as quietly as possible>You wrap your hands around his head and rub it softly>It takes a few minute but eventually the guard goes to sleep>You escape into the night only to be caught 3 days later trying to fence luna's underwear
so very small keke
>>14454388You fail to pass the will check even for breathing and standing. You collapse and lose consciousness as you lose the will to live.You wake up feeling very wet and naked in hot water with Pony next to you. Pony seems amused.
>>14454396>fencing Luna's underwear>not keeping this sacred gift for yourselfI'd be the one that turned you in after I bought them from you and mounted them in my living room
>>14454275I came hard
>>14454422Humiliating. Absolutely humiliating.Do you have to roll anything to sulk? I'm going to sulk a little.
>>14454454Ages ago Aspirant used to write nice smut, but thenMarkerknights won.
>>14453451Well, I drew it, how is it?
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU WITH GLASSES
>>14454466I'm still hyped for the Rainbow Dash one he's writing.I wish there was more lewd RD stuff.
>>14454459You roll a nat20 on the sulk check with an added bonus of your everything, which is about 100.You sulk a hole in the fabric of the plot. You spontaneously find yourself naked in a really big, royal bed with Pony on top of you. It looks like you are in a huge, expensive and fancy room inside some royal palace. The bed's curtains have a blue quarter moon on them.Pony looks like she's mad at you for violating the rules of plot progression.
>>14454471oh goodness that's cute
a v ^ a v ^
>>14454474what a nerd
>>14454488Oh dear. I didn't expect that at all.I'll ask pony where we are and what she saw happen.
>>14454466What the hell's a Markerknight?
>>14454471aw jeez that's adorablenow draw Sweetie Belle seeing them
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>14454506Beefed again, my faithful student?
>>14454515Pony remembers nothing at all. She only remembers doing extensive magic CPR on you after you failed to breathe for a moment. Then she splashed a bunch of water on you and figured the best next course of action is to warm you up in the water. Then she was on top of you, and she no longer possessed your underwear.Pony also tells you that you are now inside the royal palace, specifically in her sister's room.
>>14454544So nothing... happened, right? That's good, I haven't looked up the precise rules of wizardry in a while.Wait... royal palace? Her sister's room? Does that make pony royalty? What was she doing in a dungeon?
I would non-sexually the entirety of Ponyville.
>>14454519It is a general term for the radical "blabla is not for sexual" faggots. At some point in late 2012 early 2013 they were especially loud in case with porn of Marker Pony, shitting the threads if someone would post or draw this porn. They were called Markerknights by some anons .i assume it is an allegory/parody to WhiteKnights.
>>14454531>>14454543It's been a long week
>>14454592I don't really remember it that way.For instance, I don't remember any people "shitting the threads" over that.
>>14454582Pony doesn't know what happened. Pony only knows that the only dungeon she's ever been to was in err... some gryphon place and totally not under the royal palace. Pony clarifies that yes, Pony is royalty and asks how come you didn't know that.Roll for spaghetti check.
>>14454587>Lay down in the middle of town square>Demand cuddles>A few lonely mares oblige every few minutes between errands>You become the town cuddle post
>>14454592It's not a general term for anything. It's a term used by shitposters in a large variety of situations, has always been.
>>14454587All of it?Even the stallions?
>>144546248. If that wasn't a dungeon, where WAS I?
>>14454635>put up a sign offering cuddles for food>lonely ponies snuggle up next to you on your street mattress>after a few good quality minutes of snuggling, she tosses you a few bits and thanks youBeing a hobo in Equestria could be amazing.
>>14454617You probably think "spammed them with lots of images". That is not what I mean,t they just literally shitposted and argued over shit for whole thread, dragging everyone else into that crap. Some actually did spam but that was rare.If you were here at that time you should remember, Otherwise I have to assume you are one of them and now taking defensive position and starting all this shot again.
>>14454645Especially the stallions.
will ponies in equestria understand my ironic humor?
>>14454671Carry on then!
>>14454670I was there that time. You're the one taking defensive position.CHECKMATE
>>14454471that's really sweet
>>14454677Is that a CWC cosplayer?
>>14454656You stumble over your words a bit and slur together a "Y-Yes, I totally knew you were rojellity... yeah"Then you ask where were you.Pony judges you and tells you it was the public town bathhouse.
>>14454683Ouch, I got told hard. Just like in my kindergarten!
>>14454688Ask her 'if we were just in a bath house, then why do I feel so dirty right now'.
>>14454701Fuck man, why you gotta take it like that?
>>14454708Pony tells you that it's your sweat. Pony stares at you intently. You hear hoofsteps outside the door.
>>14454718Pony wants you to look at her buttLooking away means death
>>14454729cast INVISIBILITY, and QUICKLY!
>>14454718Wait, was I staring? I'm sorry, Twi, you just got a really cutie patootie.
>>14454737well okay, if she insistsb-but it's not like I like it or a-anything
>>14454744You don't know how to cast invisibility.Pony is too busy staring at you intently to see a big blue pony with wings and a horn walk in. The blue pony sleepily slumps on the bed next to you, facing down, without even noticing you.
>>14454753PONY CAUGHT YOU STARING AT THE GROUND WHEN YOU STUTTEREDYOUR RIDE'S OVER MUTIE, TIME TO DIE
>>14454686Isn't that the one guy from Gravity Falls?
>>14454784death by butts?it's only fair I should die as I lived
>>14454484>>14454499>>14454536>>14454685th-thanks. I could be much better if I didnt rush through this one. ill have to do one with actual effort to compensate
Pony was summoned to be your character witness, and she completely slandered you
>>14454810You've been getting better and better. Good job
Doom Marine's female voice (Ghouls Vs Humans) sounds kinda like Trixie
What's the opposite of butts?
>>14454783act naturalI equip my cool face.
I'm going to marry princess Leia!
>>14454849You decide the best course of action is to loudly call the blue pony a "niggerfaggot" and end it with some random reaction image filename.It does not work out very well.The blue pony turns on her side and looks you in the face. She then calls you a faggot back, turns back and starts snoring after a few seconds.
>>14454863han pls carbonite
ILL COOK UP A SOLUTION WITH THE KNOWLEDGE IVE ACCRUED
>>14454842Two concave spheroids.
>>14454842>>14454842TitsAnd they're like 100x better than buttsEspecially when fucking in missionary
>>14454885woah, looks like we got an expert!!
We have 11 bronies in the thread right now.
>>14454885>tits>ever better than ass0/10, tits are only like half as good as ass. Unless they're crotchboobs, in which case they're 2/3 as good as ass.
Hey, my day isn't going so well.May I have a hug?
>>14454906That pony looks like Nanaki
sex with nightmare rarity
Is it weird to let a slug move across your dick and cum from the feeling of the slime?
>>14454916>>14454916>"I LOVE HUGS!"
I want pony to perch on me like so
>>14454917what are you, gay?
>>14454948Pony is too busy leveling her Rapidash.
>>14454866this blue pony is pretty alright.I'll sleep too, gotta keep up them spells
Daily reminder Marche was the bad guy
>>14454916Your formal request has been recieved, we should finish processing it in 2-3 weeks.when we do, please be sure to fill out the hug request confirmation forms we send to you in triplicateShould they be accepted, on december 12th, you are to report to the ministry of well being, canterlot district, building C, room 486 D, where the BLUE pony will be available to administer hugs.thank you citizen.
>>14454973He was also right.
>>14454966You try to sleep, but it's really hard being this wet and with a big pony right on top of you.Roll for willpower check.The blue pony mumbled something about not having time and shit, but you can't quite make it out.
>>14454897i semi jacked it to this. not my fav pic but i am a huge fan of lamias futatrix/ab series.
>>1445498518. I'm kinda surprised it's not easier to sleep, what with a big comfortable pony on top of me.
Pony asks you to pick out a new mane style.
>>14454963dash take that off right now, your late for flight camp
>>14454978>get squeezed by BLUE pony for approximately 17.8 seconds, the most efficient amount of time for a hug to register feelings of contentment>"Have a good day.">BLUE pony closes the shutters as two armed guards lead you out into the streets>Feel good for the next 2 weeks from efficiency and obedience to pony overlords
griffon should griffon griffon
>"Anon, remember what I told you about showers?"
Pony says you better stop making up stories about her. She doesn't even come to this stupid site. Except for now.
>>14454897>>14455000Would you tell her that there are much more fun ways to feel good than with a toy? Would you show her?
>>14455002It's pretty itchy when you have a bunch of wet, sweaty fur laying on and next to you. Either way, you manage to go to sleep fairly quickly.You have a dream about a pink fluffy pony doing silly things with her tongue. The next morning, you wake up in an embrace from both the aforementioned big ponies.
>>14455021Never take one without you?
>>14455021If you're French piling on enough cologne is a suitable alternative?
>>14455031No, I would encourage her to use toys. I would probably watch and jack off.
>>14455036>You have a dream about a pink fluffy pony>fluffy ponyNowaitanonDON'T--!!!
>>14455012Pony is listening.Intently.
>>14455036Roll for ability to conceal morning wood from sleeping ponies.
>>14455015How long should pony have cuddles for the most efficient amount of time to register feelings of contentment?
>>14455063the formula depends on the pony's size, the recipient's size, and the time of day
>>14455077>pony's sizeWhat sort of size?Height? Wideness? Thickness?
Pony says roll for anal circumference.
Applejack is probably fine too.
>>14455084Length of legs, girth of midsection, thickness of coat
>>14455060You roll a 2, with a bonus of 3 from willpower.You have an erection. You don't know why, but you roll to the side so neither of the ponies feel it. It's successful because they're both asleep. It'll work, at least for now.Turning around, you steal a look outside the balcony. It's still pretty dark, but you feel as if it should already be afternoon. You wonder why.
>>14455106So a particularly pudgy pony provides more pleasure than a thin one?
I'm trying to emulate show screencaps a bit. Anyone have any show screens to donate to my cause?
>>14455105I can't tell who's saying "Does Big Mac think I'm pretty?"
Pony just HMM HMM'ED all in your coffee
>>14455119potentially, the relative pleasure only increases so much with anyone of these variables. if one is brought into excess, the whole cuddle is ruined
>>14455125What's wrong, Rebno?Have you never seen a link before?
>>14455146Wap her on the nose with a newspaper.
>>14455147>>14455157>>14455166>>14455168You are all good people. Thank you!
>>14455166That horse needs therapy
>>14455107Can we get up to check without disturbing our pleasantly sleeping ponies?
Pony bought you a present.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y4mBJ7cl00
>>14455160Dinky aren't you a bit young to be posting here?
>>14455206You would need to roll an agility check above 21. Do you dare?
>>14455216RubbishShh don't tell
>>14455154But more is betterPony should be a giant fatass with a thick warm coat for maximum pleasure
>>14455220Maybe we can modify our chances by giving the pony on top of us a side-belly rub? If not, let's take the ultimate chance against fate and try to get up.
>we will never have the alternate universe concept explored againDammit Equestria Girls you ruin everythign you touch.We could have had something rediculous like a alternate universe where Twilight basically behaves like Kuzco from Emperor's New Groove the moment she becomes a Princess or something but noooooo
>>14455021You don't believe in them? I know. That's why I'm on the other side of this room.
>>14455250I liked that "ponies in space" idea that was mentioned in the eqg dvd stuff
>>14455134So like, full screen stuff rather than individual show ponies?
>>14455250I'm going to have to ask you to leave the premises
>>14455247That would most likely wake the pony. Besides, it's pretty apparent it's the middle of the night.Hey, isn't the Moon kinda really close? It looks like it's getting closer.
>>14455228I can call your Mom and tell her you're on a site you aren't supposed to be on
>>14455209>song uses the same chords as Pachabel's canona r g h
13 bronies ITT
>>14455270oh nodid I interupt princess twily's groove
>>14455185i think you misunderstood me. Pony just COUGH COUGH HMM HMM HMM'ED in the coffee that you were drinking
>>14455277Your tears only make you saltier.
Pony says XD imma be random inna mlpg
>>14455288Pony needs to learn to do that outside
>>14455276Isn't it really, really common for songs to outright copy the patterns and chords from Baroque/classical music?
>>14455189i forgive you, goat train
>>14455277Don't you have homework you should be doing?
>>14455288Wap her on the nose with a newspaper harder.
>"My brother says I'm from sexual"
>>14455230Only high ranking officers get to use that pony.
>>14455299No no I meant it sexually!
>>14455285I'm sorry, but you've thrown of PRINCESS TWILIGHT's TM groove
Pony hit your knuckles with a wooden spoon
>>14455334Then they should fatten up more ponies so even the common pony can have a wonderful hug
>>14455298Yeah, but the canon especially.Once you start noticing it once, you start noticing it all over the place. "Don't Stop Believin'", for example, uses them too.
>>14455105This is so hilariously stupid when you think about it, and it proves the artist doesn't even watch the fucking showHOW THE FANDOM WOULD HAVE REACTED TO S1 EPISODES IF THEY HAD AIRED TODAY:Pilot: WOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME FAUST THAT WAS THE MOST UNTHREATENING VILLAIN EVER ALSO NICE JOBBING FROM CELESTIA'S PARTGriffong the brushoff: SO THEY'RE ACTIVELY ENCOURAGING SHIPPING IN THE SHOW NOW. FUCKING BRONY PANDERINGLook Before you Sleep: HOLY SHIT THIS SHOW IS RUINED FOREVER ARE YOU KIDDING ME, A SLEEPOVER PARTY? NEXT THING WILL BE THE MAIN 6 HAVING A TEA PARTY AND BRAIDING EACH OTHER'S MANES WHILE TALKING ABOUT BOYS FOR 20 MINUTESSuited for Success: DRESSES DRESSES DRESSES ALL LITTLE GIRLS WANT PRETTY DRESSES FUCKING HASBRO FUCK YOU FAU$TFeeling Pinkie Keen: YEAH JUST KEEP SHOVING DERPY IN EVERY EPISODE YOU RETARDED BRONY PANDERERSGreen Isn't Your Color: OF COURSE, EVERY LITTLE GIRL WANTS TO BE A MODEL, WHY NOT HAVE THE WHOLE MAIN SIX BECOME MODELS WHILE WE'RE AT ITAnd so and so on
>no health lostI acctually feel rather unhealthy right now. Happy, but unhealthy.
>>14455315What if Rumble was the lovechild of Cloudchaser and Thunderlane when they were young, but their parents forced them to raise them as a brother in hopes to avoid embarassment from others?
>>14455360But they need those ponies to do their assigned career field. Are you saying you don't trust the judgement of the Administration of Jobs?
>>14455367Holy shit, they made a second game?
>>14455361I suppose that's a testament to the greatness of the original in a way.
>>14455357>Not the hooves
>>14455352>>14455388We should all watch this together.
>>14455377Maybe those ponies could be part time fattiesGetting fat on occasion before losing it to continue working normally before gaining again
>>14455387Yes, but it's filled to the brim with RNG bullshit. I don't recommend going for a high score if you value your sanity.
>>14455366Anon I drew that, filename is part of the joke.Though I appreciate the text wall.
>>14455388I thought he was seen okay later.
Pony pointed at your post and said "see, that's that shitposting i'm talking about, what an autistic lunatic!!"
>>14455414I like the way you draw pony eyes and eye lashesThey are very cute
>>14455157Ponies feel a lot more square than I thought they did.
>>14455418Pony, you're not a very good person.
>>14455367>ChanglingWhy does everyone fuck this up?WHY?
>>14455440Thanks anon, I got lazy after twilight though you can probably tell. I should ink it but it takes forever and half to do.
>>14455414It's very good. You should draw more.
>>14455447i think it's the way the head fits on the body
>>14455366Except nobody would have said that about the pilot because the villain WAS menacing. Celestia also wasn't the main character, and her absence is explained.People DID call Griffon the Brush-off a shipping episode, but I don't think that's ever been an actual complaint against season 3.Look Before You Sleep was emblematic of the original greatness of the series, in that when we may have expected a shitty sleepover episode, we did not get a shitty sleepover episode.Suited for Success was about much more than actual dresses and/or suits. I don't think anybody here is stupid enough to call it that.Complaining about pandering has ALWAYS been dumb, and saying it would have been dumb then is just redundant.Literally, the plot of "Green Isn't Your Color" is based on the premise that some girls DON'T want to be models.At worst, it's somebody getting really upset over something that hasn't happened yet. Calm your tits.
>>14455400be the big man and set up the stream then
>>14455418Pony needs to understand the definition of shitposting objectively rather than using that word on things she doesn't like.
pony wears the saddle
>>14455468>because the villain WAS menacingSPOOKY TREES
>>14455461That's part of it, yeah. But also the head shape and chest shape both feel like squares with really rounded edges than actual circles.
Would you get crunk with your waifu?
Happy birthday, Carl Sagan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhObj2OXJP8> best thing about dicks yet
>>14455455Pony called you a chump, then blew this popsicle stand
>>14455272Wait a second, if these ponies have been sleeping, then who was controlling the time of day?
>>14455481She plunged the world into everlasting night. That's not small potatoes.
>>14455468Oh sure, NMM herself was menacing. The things she did to deter the main 6 weren't, which is exactly the same type of complaint that was made against sombra, who LOOKED menacing but did jack shit except being ominous.
>>14455509She "threatened" to plunge the world into eternal night. Then Celestia was like "you can't do that!" and Luna was like "Yes i can" then Celestia was like "NUH UH" and Luna was like "UH HUH"
>>14455503I dunno, maybe Celestia and Luna?Say, where are they? They should be at work in the royal palace right now.The blue pony snores a bit.
>>14455489probablyi don't know where to get it myself and i'm scared to do so because i don't want to risk getting stabbed or something
>>14455509>She plunged the world into everlasting nightshe keep the sun from rising for a day and that mostly because celestia didn't play her hand because she was waiting for twilight
>>14455486i guess. I think you just have autism
>>14455468>Look Before You Sleep was emblematic of the original greatness of the series, in that when we may have expected a shitty sleepover episode, we did not get a shitty sleepover episode.But this is exactly part of the problem here. People are dreading the show turning into ''tea parties and dress shopping'' as if it wasn't exactly that from the beginning! Of couse that doesn't mean it cannot be good, but that's just what it is
>>14455534>TysonI disagree, but it's alright.
>>14455471But the movie got corrupted when I switched hard drives. Only thing I have related is Kronk's New Groove.
>>14455160>>14455100When did this happen? I didn't it in the newest video
>>14455400I only have it on VHS
>>14455276>>14455298>>14455361>>14455392http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLMAbout 7 years old, but still very relevant.
>>14455529Hm. Not my problem. Now that I'm rested, I need to prepare my spells and get on with that dungeon!
>>14455310Not anymoreCan i pony now?
>>14455475Pony said "whatever, man"
>>14455545I....don't think so?what
>>14455514That's a good point, except for the Manticore. I thought it was interesting how she was trying to pull them apart via the Shadowbolts and stuff like that, but that's not especially menacing I guess.>>14455526Somebody should draw this, ideally with filly Celestia and Luna. Would be cute.>>14455547I think, more accurately, people are dreading the show turning into "tea parties and dress shopping" WITHOUT the interesting character dynamics and actual plot etc. that made episodes like Look Before You Sleep good. People are worried about it turning into one of the earlier generations of MLP, simple as that.
>>14455340Why do you want to eat me, anon?
>>14455580You remember the white pony mentioning something about there being a gryphon dungeon. Maybe you should ask her about that.Then you remember white pony is still asleep. And the Moon is getting closer.
>>14455585i mean i have no idea what you're talking about now
>>14455459Thanks, but I'm afraid if I keep drawing ponies it will drive me to madness. Better men than me have already fallen.
>>14455530See, this is where it pays to have friends. You might not know where to find things, but your friends might.My last bender involved 6-8oz of Kraken spiced rum mixed with roughly the same amount of pepsi, and two bowls of some absolutely remarkable green that smelled faintly of lemongrass. This was only possible because a good friend of mine was going out of town for a wedding and had me watch his place for him.
>>14455613We understand. It's up to us to protect them.
>>14455582You finished it? Good! Though I still think you should go somewhere else to pony though
>>14455629I'm content to pony right here.
>>14455584Then I guess I'm going to ignore ponies posting and whining because her understanding of quality is biased.
>>14455637Well, then we'll have to pony you right in your pongina and ponut.
Pony wants you to pet her
>>14455598That's kind of the point I was trying to make here. We have no reason to believe that the show is going to take a turn for the worse, but for some reason people have been more and more prone to always assume the worst possible outcome instead of just waiting and being happy for new pony
>>14455629>telling pony to pony
>>14455604But aren't the gryphons really far away? How am I going to get there? I'm going to need to get into town and gather information. Can I escape the clutches of these two ponies?
>>14455606What I mean is that I always thought that ponies were made of circles (like on the left), but trying to draw these screencaps, it feels more like the circles are flattened out to almost squarelike shapes (like on the right).
Pony won't take a shower
>>14455660They're your runny filly cunny and poopy filly holey.Now, bend over, flank up.
>>14455682Bend over?I'm already on all 4.You're funny, mister.
>>14455669You don't actually know where the gryphons are, how to get there or how to escape the two big ponies. Maybe you could thrust them away or something? Use your magic?
>>14455695Wet or dry?
>>14451832Thanks for making me cry, mlpg
>>14455714DryI hate waterI can't swim
>>14455698Do I have a major telekinesis spell stored? I can use that without harming them.
>>14455741Nope. All you can manage is to tug on their tail.The white one nuzzles your cheek and the blue one keeps lightly snoring and mumbling something about "posts".
>>14455600because ponies are delicious and rich in nutritional value
>>14455731Bite the pillow.
>>14455772I think this is more nutritious>>>14455779I'd rather bite this>
>>14455762Hmm, out of spells and my agility score isn't good enough to attempt an escape artist roll. I think I might need to get dangerous and drastic. I slap both of their rumps and when they are distracted, run for it!
>>14455801>I think this is more nutritiousbut nowhere near as satisfying
>enter thread>someone is roleplaying as dinkyso, any s4 news yet?
Why does the Cyberdemon have such a great ass?
>>14455804You can't reach your hand behind the blue one very well, but you might squeeze it through.Roll for agility check.
>>14455819I heard it's going to have ponies.
>>14455815But if you eat me i'll never grow up to be a beautiful mare!
>>14455862Then get to running
>>14455862I can eat you out without doing any damage.
>>14455827But I have a -1 modifier...
>>14455900You'll have to try if you want to grope pony butt.
>>14455862but if I don't, I starve!We seem to have reached an impasse
>Decide to go visit /co/ to see if they are still good.>Endless threads shitposting about Korra.>Come back to MLPG.>Shitposting and RPing.When did everything become so awful?
>>14455894Eat me out? But eating me indoors our outdoors makes no difference!
>>14455909But I don't want to grope pony butt. I want to dungeon crawl. Spanking at least one of them and running away in the confusion is the only thing I can think of.
>>14455915Don't worry, brother. New season soon.
>>14455913What if you just eat the useless parts of her? Quick turn her into an alicorn and have some delicious wings.
>>14455934Stop.Just stop.This thread is bad enough already.
>>14455937But you don't even know where the dungeon is.The blue one appears to yawn and stretch a bit. It Looks like she's waking up.
>>14455915>becomeThings are shit all the time. You just need to mentally filter it.
>>14455943Pony wings are stringy and boney
>>14455954Now's my chance! I roll for spanking!
>>14455147I should practice pony hips more. They have a wider range of movement than I've given them credit for.I'll try to do the rest of the screencaps later - I have other things to work on that I forgot about. Sorry!
>>14455915When the world ended.Yes, it ended. We just don't know it did.
>>14456001I've noticed that you kind of put their heads further away from the body than the show. That or the body is more elongated.
>>14453615I'm still hoping for some more Wonderbolts than just Spitfire. Soarin' should get some more love too.
>>1445597011. You roll to the side so you can get a good grip on the white one, you move your hands in position, pull her close and grope tight. The white pony yelps and wakes right up, blushing. The blue one is also wide awake. She's rubbing her eyes, trying to make out what exactly are you.You still cannot effectively move out from under the white one. You feel something wet around your crotch.
>>14456029i loved fleetfoot after the bigmac comic
>>14456022That's true. I tend to draw ponies lankier than they should be.
>>14456043I don't have the time to figure out, push and run!
>>14455965You're stringy and boney
>>14456082Marker you're late! Where are those TPS reports I asked for?!
>>14456059You shove the white one onto the blue one, which is now absolutely mortified from having a complete stranger butt naked in her bed. You run around the side, almost slipping and making yourself a bad start to a day, still completely naked and sporting a stiffie.You slam into the doors and try to open them. You realize the doors are locked.
>>14456098in the rubbish bin
>>14456113You're a loose canon Marker, but you're a damn good cop. No wait you're a shitty cop, shitty cop is what I meant.
>>14456056I kind of like that, at least in regard to the neck thing. Horses have pretty long necks relative to their bodies, and the ponies do as well.. sometimes. The nature of flash though means often times the head gets squished closer to the body during animation
>>14456100I'm assuming there's no way to unlock it on this side. I attempt to... um, my lockpicks are in my clothes. And I don't have the spell ready. Roll spot check to see if there's another way out.
>>14456150There is no spelling mistake here.
>>14456029>>14456052She needs more Fanart.
>>14456156Cannon and canon are different things, anon.
Fact: Wonderbolts suits make anything 300% sexier
>>1445614114. You spot a faint blue glow on the handle of the door. Turning around, you see a very angry blue pony coming up to you and the balcony, which may or may not be either a fall to one's death or an escape route.
>>14456188Fact: Trainee Wonderbolts suits make anything 400% sexier, due to their combination Wonderbolt-suit-and-bottomless attributes.
>>14456186I'm addressing the marker pony canon, it's a joke pony, ponies about a sharp as a bowling ball.
>>14456210This is true.
>>14456210Fact: A full body suit will always be sexier.
>>14456205I'll take that chance, to the balcony! Wait, where's my gear?
>>14456245You have absolutely no idea where your clothes might be. Either way, you bolt your way around the blue pony, grabbing on to her mane as counterbalance and grounding her. She yells at you as you bolt out the open doors to the incredibly large, looming Moon-illuminated balcony. Looking over the railings, you see nothing but a steep incline and crawling vines that might serve as an escape. The angry pony is getting even angrier, and in moments she'll be back up.
>>14456283I moon her in a victorious manner, even include a raspberry. Then down the vines. Roll for climb.
>>14455676oh, well if they were circles, their heads would be circular when they turned around, like a perfect sphere. (is that what you mean?)
>>14456311You bend over and jump over the railing, forcing a prolonged gasp and look of shock from the angry pony. The white one came into view, still blushing. You notice a darker white spot on her behind.You try to grab onto the vines, but you slide down as the vines fail to support you completely. You slide for about 30 meters down before slowing down to a halt. The incline isn't as steep here, but it most certainly isn't climbable.
>>14456232Fact: that is not a fact. It is a factor of the combination of the suit's attributes: Wonderbolt suit and bottomless suit.The sum is 300+100=400%. However, in any situation involving both a Wonderbolts suit AND a trainee suit, the end sum is more approximately 1000% sexier, as an initial combination of the properties of both suits, the bottomless nature of the second, and the heavily implied domination/submissive nature of the pairing of the suits.
>>14456336I miss Changling bro.
>>14456336Holy shit Hesh is that you?
Pony can't believe all the smut you've written about her. I mean what would you do if she just started doing number 37 right now? Huh? Right here right in front of you with the front door, what...what would you do?
yer waifu is un hoar!
>>14456210They really do look pretty good in those
>>14456362It seems as if I have no choice, going to have to slide down the vines as fast as possible. I fireman pole the vegetation and hope not to get a thorn up my nether regions.
>>14456386He never left. You did.
>>14456417i'm legit mad the episode ended with her still in the academy but nothing came of it.
I'm gonna call it a monthEnjoy your November, MLPG. I'll miss you.
>>14456405>number 37I understood that reference!One of the few fics that did "Tyrantlestia" pretty well.
>>14456336Of course there is Rumble, you should totally try it.
>>14456405Pegasi tend to poop mid air under times of extreme strain, as a survival instinct to lower weight and escape predators. Making pantsless suits a preference.
>>14456434That's because the Wonderbolts want alphas who do what they want when they want.
>>14456456Meant to quote.>>14456210
>>14456421You get cut up a bit on the way, but it's just bruises. Both ponies are screaming at you from up above, but you can't hear them over the sound of being ass naked and totally badass.It takes you a minute to mostly slide all the way down, causing large scale damage to the foliage upon the castle walls which will most likely take tens of years to regrow. 'Murrica, fuck yeah.When you're almost down, you get spotted by some bat guards. They don't notice you at first, as most of them are busy being worried about the Moon. They start barking questions at you. You notice they're all female, from what you can tell in the dark.
>>14456462Nothing's wrong, anon.
>>14456489You amuse me stranger.
Pony made sure bail was set high enough that you couldn't make it
>>14456487Jump to the ground and roll to negate momentum. Considering they are flying, there's no way I can make it out into the open. Is there a structure I can duck inside?
Pony wants you to be dependant on pony.
Pony wants to teach you how to Dougie
I just... I just want you to like me.
>>14456540>>14456527>>14456510Shut the fuck up pony I'm trying to post about ponies.
>>14456515You rough yourself up some more on landing. The guards get a full sight of your still hard boner and some of them get disgusted, some of them stop for a moment to be aroused, then remember that they're regal guards.There's no building, no bush, no nothing for what appears to be a damn mile. Just some light poles and grass a nice ways away.The guards are now racing up to you, and one of the ponies from up above are flying down to you.
>>14456545Pony has gained sentience
>>14456435>>14456489But if you miss Dashvember you won't see the new pony!
>>14456566It's Rarivember, not Bronyvember.
A likely story, Rari....BOT
>>14456562Pony must not have been very clever before.
>>14456545wait..I can't love you!?
>>14456552They all fly?! Oh come on! Run back into the castle! Hopefully my erection will go away after I fear for my life. Do I have any spells prepared at all?
>>14456592Pony grabbed a pen and paper and wrote down an address for you to meet her irl, so you can say that to her face. (i'm not posting the address)
>>14456562THE PONY IS AGGRESSIVE
>>14456602You could flex or something. Strut your stuff. The best course of action would be doing the truffle shuffle at this point in time, in my humble opinion.There's no running back, either. You don't know where you could find an entrance, and the only exit is now forever torn. 'Murrica, fuck yeah.The guards are getting pretty close.
>>14456566I'll have TV where i go, hopefully it have the Hub.
>>14456638>tfw will never watch Pony with commercials on the HUB
>>14456638>That broken englishWay past bedtime for meGood night, MLPG
>>14456435You will be back for the return of the pone and you know it
>>14456659gnitehope you see pone
>>14456689If you seek pony
>>14456636Uh, uh... I bluff! "Beware who you dare assault! My power is beyond comprehension, the very fabric of reality itself bends to my whim. So strong am I that I need no protection upon my person. You mortals will grant me passage, least you burden my wrath!" Strike an intimidating pose for extra effect.
Why so glum, my faithful butt?
>>14456697Roll for intimidation. Current charisma is at 8
>meghan is going to flanderize discord>we like him at first for appearing now in the first five episodes>suddenly, he is on every fucking episode in S4>making up fucking terrible jokes which are completely unrelated and ruin the mood of the epsiodemeghan truly is hitler
>>14456697Wag your dick at them for emphasis.
>Western Black Rhinos are officially extincthttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2490777/Western-Black-rhino-officially-extinct-Northern-White-Javan-rhinos-follow-unless-conservationists-warn.htmlI'm so fucking upset
>>14456713Does my eternal boner give me a bonus?
>>14456707Are you not plumpy?
>>14456728Depends on target.
>>14456722If she tries to make him have feels, i'm done.
>>14456725Would you extinguish Derpy?
BLOOBIDY BLANDNAKIWHERE IS NANAKI
>>14456722she is not hitlershe is 1.2 billion hitlers
>>14456725What's sad is that poachers poached because it was the least harmful avenue they had to get by. As poaching dries up because all these animals are extinct, they'll resort to simple violence and robbery against people.
>>14456725Who gives a shitShit dies, that's a fact. Shit goes extinct, that's another fact. Adapt or die.
>>14456723>>14456736I target the nearest guard. Hopefully stopping it in its tracks and causing a domino effect to those behind it. I roll a 9.
>>14456777In a heartbeat
>>14456747>making him have feelsBut he already had that.
>>14456722>Discord literally becomes flanders>He gets a house in town and can normally be seen watering his lawn which is slowly burning>Waves to his neighbors as they run away in fear>Someone sent him a fruit pie he sent back a fruit bat that ate all the metal nails from the walls>He still hasn't paid his taxes but transmuted all the wheels in town to delicious pudding so it sort of evens out
>>14456788Well that's what happens when a country is run by apes, it becomes a shithole
>>14456725>daily maildo you also get your news from the onion?fucking retards
>>14456722I've been concerned about this ever since he came back. Hopefully it won't be that big of a deal. He's only supposed to be in what, four or five episodes?
>>14456787They look a little alien
>>14456791It was picked off by poachers, chucklefuck.
>>14456791Adapt... to what, people?
>>14456792That's not what I got...
>>14456791>poachers slowly extinguish an entire species one by one>"who gives a shit things die all the time"you are fucking retarded
>>14456810i just imagined a bunch of apes becoming defensive
>>14456826...can I pump more blood into my dick for a better modifier?
>>14456823People are part of the ecosystem too anon, whether nature likes it or not. We are a product of natural selection.
>>14456808actually Discord pretending to live a perfectly normal houselife would be hilarious as a background eventso like somehow his house is made entirly out of non-euclidean shapes and looks like a five year old made it
>>14456777i would axtinguish derpy
>>14456792You do an intimidating pose and make a little spaghetti speech for 11 points. When you decide to wave your pole at some guards, they're so close you actually manage to bitchslap one of the.She rears back and knocks out two more guards behind her. Two more trip over them and the remaining three get slowed down significantly. Maybe now is the time to run.
>>14456809>>14456799what happened again?
>>14456852Also adding that nature is adapting to people, by making incredibly aggressive animals in return.
>>14456586But we agreed to Twivember
>>14456791It's pretty impossible to adapt to the human race, anon.
>>14456851It's a 2, anon.Unless you are literally an alicorn, you're not getting the modifiers for it.
>>14456877Don't blame us for those scary aggressive animals
>>14456886>It's pretty impossible to adapt to the human race, anon.stop postingyou're killing my brain cells
>>14456818>>14456823>>14456842>people are so much better than the random predatorWhy the fuck do you even give a fuck? It's only because oh no, something died out permanently. Something that you never gave a shit or influenced you in any remote way is now dead! How awful!Sure, it's hard to adapt to a guy with guns, but some animals will live on because they're useful to us. Like cows. At least, for now, until we synthetically manufacture cow milk en masse.
> Your average MLPG night threadSure, it's all about cocks and finding qt3.14 boyfriendsBut you can't say we're inhospitablehttp://imgur.com/IAGVlnm
Could you shoot pony from 50 yards with a nerf gun before she could get to you?
>>14456900How do you adapt to a species that has complete control of the planet, smart guy? The only reason species don't go extinct is because we go out of our way to protect them.
>>14456862I would dickxtinguish Derpy.
pony would like to buy a vowel
>>14456933>we go out of our way to protect themfrom us
>>1445688817 on agility check. You run the hell away, avoiding the remaining standing guards. You follow the side of the tower, trying to find some building of acceptable size to hide behind. You find a stone house a hundred meters away quarter of the way to the other side of the tower, and you run to it. Some of the bat guards follow you, and you can see the blue pony up above. It'll be difficult losing them.
>>14456933>Only reasonWhat? Of course not, nature kills off subspecies constantly, even entire species (cough dodo) on occasion just because of some climate shift or because their colors don't quite match the environment anymore.
Pony may have fudged the numbers, just a little bit
>>14456984I'm not sure solid gold barding is a little bit.
Pony hasn't had a day off in 3 weeks
>>14456984>>14456953Did someone give pony coffee? Pony is talkative as fuck today.
>>14456725Balck rhinos are extinct?I guess you could say today is a dark day!
>>14456970I don't have much of a choice, they have an advantage on mobility. Are you sure I have no spells saved? I'll even accept a cantrip. Maybe I can use it for a situation. Otherwise, continue to evade.
>>14457005Pony is a good cocksleeve. Pony doesn't need days off.
>>14456933its only a matter until we get the black plague 2.0
>>14457005>that fucking feel
>>14457009Is it a hate crime if black people kill off the black rhinos?
>>14457025It's already nearing. Antibiotics are becoming useless.
>>14457005I think I'd go insane.
>>14457014You could flash them in the eyes or something, but that's about it. It would need a high roll, though.Blue pony is closing in. She's getting ready for a dive.
>>14457030No, blacks aren't people.
>>14457047Maybe I can flash them with light as I round the corner, they shouldn't be expecting that.
>>14457080Blue pony is starting her dive. She'll reach you and drill you deep into the ground if you don't do anything about it. You're almost at the building.
Things I hope for in S4>A world travel episode, were we get to see all kinds of ponies, especially saddle Arabian ponies>Different pony shapes, the standard mare/stallion is a bit boringI really wish I was an Arabian mare
>>14457046I accidentally said a sentence backwards today, it might be getting to me.
>>14457095I... suddenly stop before she gets me! That should give me a bonus to my evade. As she hits the ground, enter the building as quick as possible and bar it behind me.
>>14457112you aint getting shit
>>14457112I still remember when season 3 first premiered and after the first episode they played all of these previews and we were so excitedI'm sad
>>14457093I-It's okay Anon, even if we can't spend the evening with our waifus, we still have each other.
>>14457126You burn your feet as you slow down. Blue pony notices it and changes the trajectory a bit. Roll for dodge.
>>14457171Good morning fussy marshmallow.
>>14457112You know, the stars aiding Nightmare Moon's escape from the moon was some even Lauren never really fleshed out in her mind.I wonder if they'll ever pick up that dangling thread?
>>14457147Rollin a 12.
>>14457186How can I boop pony when shes facing the wrong way?
>>14457209She wants you to boop her dockHAS Marker ever been drawn with a dock?
>>14457198Yeah. I also think it was funny how we would go into conspiracy mode any time a pony with the 4 stars cutie mark showed up
>>14457209She wants you to boop her vagina with your penis
>>14457198Seems more of a generic planets coming into alignment sorta thingHell, that's Korra's entire plot right now
>>14457198I suppose they'll try and link it to twilight. I wouldn't at all be suprised if twilight's cutie mark showed a certain star constelation that basically acted as a "Nightmare Mon is coming back, your fucked now" mark, depending on what order you read the stars in of cource
>>14457206You barely manage to dodge the blue pony. In fact, one of her wings scrape your hand a bit.She manages to pull up and land on her front hooves, landing with a heavy impact which knocks you to the side.She faces you and her horn starts glowing. Maybe now would be a good time to blind her or knock her out.
>>14457093is that a framed picture of anthro applejack in a maid outfit
>>14457265I don't see it.
>>14457222>Pinkie shoves her face right under Fluttershy's tail>"Eeeeehhhhh what's up dock?"
>>14457257Scream like a girl and flick the horn to interrupt the spell.
>>14457265no, it's some flowers
>>14457265that's a vase of flowers
>>14457198They brought back the Everfree is expanding thing so maybe.
>>14457279You grunt and swing at her horn, knocking her to the ground. She's on her side, clearly in a daze. It'll take a nice while for her to get herself gathered again. Behind you you can hear loud hooves of the bat guards.
>>14457222Not often, but that's as much because she's got her cape as anything else.
>>14457276>>14457287>>14457291you're all plebs
>>14457315To the building, whatever it is!
>>14457321I didn't say there was anything wrong with having a framed picture of Applejack in a maid dress, anonymous, just that there wasn't one in that picturetry to keep up
>>14457320She seems so lewd without a cape on...
>>14457339You leave the pony behind and go around the structure, finding a dark exit. You cannot ascertain the purpose of the building, but it's generally the farthest of a collection further out away from the tower. You can't see a single thing inside, and you could probably get cornered very easily if you hid here.
>>14457347well then why don't you help me get some drawfag to zoom in on that picture and draw applejack in there to put things right
>>14457367Maybe if I get a high enough spot check, I'll see an alternative. Rolling.
>>14456906>some animals will live on because they're useful to usI uh.I don't think you understand how nature works.Every part of the world has lots of different animals, each with their own place in their ecosystem. If that animal were to be removed, the rest of the ecosystem goes to hell.Wolves, for example, cull the same animals humans hunt, so humans started killing wolves, hoping to get a hunter's paradise. What they got instead was a bunch of deer reproducing en masse and completely destroying the landscape, gradually causing other species living there to to die off, and they only reproduced faster the more they were hunted, slipping right into neighborhoods and cities.What if there were smaller animals or bugs that relied on these rhinos? What if they ate a particular kind of plant that would otherwise grow out of control without them? We don't have all these answers, and we're not going to get them until it's too late.If you think the only animals that are important are the ones we use for our own personal gain, you need to stop and look at the much bigger picture. We humans are constantly destroying landscapes, wiping out species of animals, and polluting the earth, sea and sky just because it's easy and convenient to do so. And we're slowly killing the world around us (and ourselves) in the process.So you can go ahead and shrug your shoulders and say "whatever, some dead rhino in Africa doesn't affect me". But also remember that it makes you an awful asshole.
>>144573985. You can make out some storage material and barrel, but it's nothing you can hide in from first glance.You think about taking the extremely vulnerable pony as a hostage. She's probably royalty, she might be useful.
>>14457321i should draw pegajack again
>>14457400We're all going to die anyways, so it's not like it matters.
>>14457426I hoist the royal pony into the empty barrel and try to find something to use as a weapon.
>>14457354Stop looking at her butt anon, she's for marking.
>>14457354Marker? Lewd? Pshaw.http://i.imgur.com/CJfLn2o.png
>>14457436May we see it?
>>14457444You're going to die, you might as well kill yourself this very moment.
>>14457452You take a while to find an empty barrel, and then realize you can't actually fit her inside. So you put her inbetween two barrels. All you can find weapon-wise is a bunch of planks and the pony's platinum horseshoes.
>>14457320Am I the only one who thinks that's just a printout of the marker she's using to keep her cutie mark covered up? Kinda hard to stay anon if that's on display.
>>14457461>Ponies do this to you all the time>Being naked constantly you honestly can't even tell when they're trying to entice you>The last time you even showed the smallest reaction pony got really uncomfortable>Life is hell
>>14457141>blue abyss>not using a custom skinI didnt know there were people who enjoy having a bright blue light shining right in their eyes
>you will never fuck PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ so hard and so long that her ™ symbol falls off
>>14457483>that wing twitch
>>14457485I jam a plank into the horseshoe to make an improv capped club.
>>14457481same thing to you then
>>14457483Boy that thing sure does stink!Durians are also a smelly fruit
>>14457503cadance is the bigger slut since she was the popular girl in highschool
>>14457383why dont you stop being such a lazy shit and do it yourself
>>14457481Is it wrong if I honestly feel that way?100 years or a 100 seconds, what difference doesnt it mean if there's just infinite oblivion?
>>14457518You make a terrible two by four horseshoe apparel. It menaces with spikes of rubbish horseshoe. On it is an image of bark, depicting the sawing of wood. The wood is crying.The blue pony appears to be waking back up. She demands to know what in Equestria's sake are you doing in very fancy old talk. She has some trouble getting up.
>>14457492>You mention this miserably at the bar one night>The room goes quiet>There are only stallions in the place>They all move up to you and say, "You too? Man, I thought it was just that way for us!"
>>14457546>Fuck me like a whoreSo she wants me to kill her afterward to get back my money? I'm getting mixed signals here. No oral?
ALL WILL RETURN TO THE VOID
>>14457597No, that's a feminazi 2bit whore
>>14457546whores are our friend anon, we do not kill them.
>>14457597I'd hug herJust like the real oneI dont know why you people hate her so much
>>14457597With enough force to split an atom and trigger an explosion that would decimate everything in a 3km radius.
>>14457599no one cares about that stupid thinggo away
>>14457569"Silence hostage! Now use your royal status to get me safe passage into a dungeon full of adventure and loot! ...and some pants!"
>>14457597sex only no relationship
>>14457587She's a goddamn succubus!
>>14457546Treat her like Cadance, fuck her like Trixie?
>>14457619She insists on returning back to the castle peacefully and getting properly investigated. She still is having some trouble getting out from inbetween the barrels. Possible options are: Run, knock her around a bit with a horseshoe plank or relieve yourself inside her mouth.
>>14457655Trixie is so abuseable
>>14457597thumbnail looks like she's wearing a condom
>>14457614Let me help you with that.
>>14457672>>14457655Is it wrong if the worst thing I would ever do to Trixie is forcible belly rubs and face nuzzling?
>>14457679It's like Ichimaru Gin
>>14457546Really I'm having a hard time grasping the fuck me like a whore part. Just fuck her really quickly because the idea of buying a whore freaks me out a little? Or is her idea of a whore fucking someone who desperately wants to get their moneys worth and keeps fucking long after they've been satisfied? I'm not really seeing any whore fucking scenario that's satisfying for both parties?
>>14457617I careI too have played that game and I am amused>tfw noone will ever care about Enuo
>>14457666I take the fourth option and spank her to show that I mean business!
>>14457695No, you dumbass. A whore is supposed to be someone who is a seasoned sex expert, while a princess usually is refined and cellibate. She's saying treat her like a princess everywhere besides the bedroom
sometimes I make depressed shitposts or long-winded replies to such postsbut then I just browse for an image in my folder and say I like this horse's butt or whatever
>>14457700You practice your dickslapping ability on her mouth. It is very successful.She audibly informs you of how outrageous what you are doing is and how you should be deeply ashamed.
>>14457689As long as you make the Great and Powerful goddess happy.
>>14457719Why does Rarity say that everytime I walk in the room?
>>14457679>cumming while high.gif
>>14457717But then she'd be treating me like she's a whore, which makes sense. I don't see how a man would fuck a whore any differently than a princess other than assuming that she's much filthier than a princess.
>>14457719please go easy on him, Rarity!
>>14457742unexpected filename unf
>>14457739What, no! Just like, spank her on her rump with my hand. Something that doesn't do damage but shows that I'm the one in charge.
>>14457730even though i hate it, shitposting is pretty fun in mlpg and i do it occasionally.atleast i can say i am not a supershitposter
>>14457742Why would I want pony to be anything but happy?
>>14457765You can't possibly spank her without getting into a very awkward position. So you just boop her roughly. She keeps complaining and trying to wiggle her way out.
>>14457730one time i was being an asshole, but my sarcastic picture got switched with a nice one, and i got all happy
>>14457730I usually post puns or random things trying to see if it starts a chain of replies.ALso You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
>>14457780I don't know.Lots of people seem to want to hurt or abuse Trixie.I think she's a pony who's had it rough and needs a bit of tenderness.
>>14457749>other than assuming that she's much filthier than a princess.that's the basic idea
>>14457790I look around for something to cover myself with and see if I can get the guards to give me my demands.
>>14457790This quest is very ridiculouscontinue
>>14457807>spoilersI think I can live with that
>>14457824All you can see is barrels and planks, and neither make good clothing. You could just carry around the pony, but even that isn't ideal. You can hear the hoofsteps right outside the building walls.
>>14457808I find her boastfullness adorableDose anyone have that comic where someone treats her like a house cat?
>>14457813But that wouldn't make the fucking any more lively, I mean I wouldn't stick my pinkie in the ass of a whore, I might for a princess. If anything being a whore would hinder the kinkiness of the engagement.
>>14457808Mind break is good for her.
You know how they like to have groundbreaking ceremonies for new banks and shit where they get some old fart in a suit out there to scoop a shovel full of dirt before they all disperse and call in the backhoes? Just once I'd like to seem them keep that fucker there all day digging and digging until he either faints from heat exhaustion or until 8 hours is up.
>>14457841I don't have enough time to shape the wood to cover my wood. In fact, is my boner dead yet?
>>14457840I want to towel-dry pony
>>14457868That could be fun
>>14457868Ponies a little worried with how thorough you are. Also why does she not see the towel you used until at least the next day?
>>14457867It isn't. Perhaps you discovered your special trait? Infinite boners. It's a great ability, clearly.Blue pony is distraught.
>>14457853Sometimes I wish everyone whose salary is higher than $1million was required to give $500000 in funding to schools and/or hospitals.
>>14457868>Pony is all wet>Have a nice big warm towel dot them>They just lean all into it, letting you just rub off all the water>soon she's all dry, but is still leaning into you with the towel and your arms, smiling happily
>>14457893Blue pony is my hostage and will do as I say. Reinforce the barrels with planks in order to help her prison. Yell out the window, "Give me what I want and the royal ye olde blabbermouth doesn't get hurt!"
Pony says you remind her of buttsshe's not too sure what that means either
Which one?How hard?
Good night mlpgDon't do anything interesting while I'm gone
>>14457927The pony complains more and more. The bat guards don't hear you, mostly because there is no window and they can just run in.
>>14457946FirmlySoftlyTo the maxWe're talking about hugging, right?
>>14457946Joke's on you, I pick all three.
>>14457946i thought it was mario in a dress from thumbnail
>>14457946I liked Tess's lewd stuff. Cute lewd is great.
>>14457918You had me at pony is all wet.
>>14457949can doquick, guys! bring out the cool stuff while he's gone!
WE'RE HATTING RIGHT NOWGET IN HERE
>>14457946>tfw Tess is ded and hats us
>>14457888female ponies only
>>14457807>spoilersReality is so cruel.
>>14457953Oops. Close and lock door if I can. Then put up a chair or something similar to help. Survey the room for anything else. Bap pony on the nose a few times to get her to quiet down.
>>14457988No, we only bring out the cool stuff when you aren't here.
>>14457843i see where you're coming from, of course, but i feel like you're being intentionally difficult
>>14457918damn it scrubblescontinue
>>14458006How sexist of you anon
>>14457968Funny lewd is superior.
>>14458025jesus ruins the joke
>>14458006More stallions for me, then.
>>14458009There is no door, just an open doorway. Pony sighs and goes quiet. The hoofsteps are almost at the entrance.
>>14458025Fuck off, Jesus! Satan is cuter than you anyway!
>>14458024I just don't want things to be awkwardclearly the only thing straight about that stallion is his hair
>>14457609>>14457606wait who the hell is it supposed to be?
November 23 is almost here and you will never be a cute naked stallion
>>14458049>Wreck it Ralph.gif
>>14458048I roll a spot check for anything useful!
>>14458041You are a good man, anon>>14458050So you would just let him stand around soaked and possibly catch a cold? How sad! I would dry off the poor stallion pone
>>14457946i want to fuck that sweetie belle
>>14458069I might be convinced to dry him off if noone else bothered to but clearly there are other people that are more willing to do soI'll just sneak off with one of the cute mares
>>14458069I would gladly towel off and possibly cuddle stallion pon.fuck my homogay is showing
>>14458023>"It's really coming down outside. Maybe you...uh, want to spend the night?">"Mmmhmm.">You let them borrow one of your ill fitting bagging pajamas >You let her have the Netflix and puts on classic animatd movies>She gradually snuggles into your lap and pulls your arms around her after the second movie>But the end of the fourth movie, the two of you are sound asleep with her using your chest as a pillow
>>14458056It's Tara Strong's OC.
Being pone is suffering.
>>14458093but there's nothing gay about toweling off a stallion, nor even cuddling one
>>14458089Well I suppose that is ok then, if you make sure he is ok>>14458093Don't be too hard on yourself anon, they ARE completely adorable
>>14458093Nothing wrong with cuddling a stallion. Big ponies tend to be good for cuddling.
>>14458113Is she turning into a fish?
>>1445806719. There's a fully loaded unscratched FAMAS in the corner. How handy.Next to it lies a barrel from a moist nugget. On it lay words "AVE NEX ALEA".Looking up reveals an almighty entity of wonder and greatness...The murdercube.You have a spontaneous urge to burst into song and shooting random firearms.
>>14458057It feels real when I pretend!
>Chrysalis: Don't you get it?! Your memory spell won't work this time. When I removed you from existence, everything you have ever done, all those memories you had made with your friends, none of that ever happened.....
>>14458114>>14458120>>14458129I'm pretty sure wanting to escalate to blowjobs is homogay, guys.
>>14458098hnnngggimagining this with scoots and it's 2sweet
>>14458153What about the spell you used to fix everypony when Discord was here?
Guys you ever worry that in 15 years you're going to look back at all this pony nonsense and think you might have been a bit of a faggot?
I Chose the impossible.I Chose...Pony
I want Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin to 69 while a bunch of Mexican and Arabian immigrants stand in a circle and jack off all over them.
>>14458187In 15 years I am going to be dead.
>>14458174eeehI'd still say that's pretty much a gray area, there.
>>14458187Honestly? I think I'd be happy just to still be alive in 15 years.
>>14458178>No wait hold on, it was all three of the CMC you dried off and let spend the night>And then gang cuddle you during Mulan
>>14458198ugh. I remember that porn parody of Sarah Palin i jacked off to back in 08'. I don't even care about politics
>>14458213more like a gay area, anon
>>14458213>gray area>not gay areaman you could've made me laugh but you went all serious
>>14458186>Chrysalis: That didn't happen either.