This is a horse threadWhere we talk about horsesboards.4chan.org/mlp/res/14445308
>>14449630How do you know it's Lyra's ball?
>>14449598>boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/14445308What kind of backlinking is that?
FIFTEEN MINUTES and two weeks UNTIL NEW HORSE
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>>14449704they're starting the show at 10 now instead of 11?oh awesome, that makes my saturdays so much easier...
>>14449720http://mlpg.co/countdown/data.txtAccording to this, yeah.Dunno if that's accurate information or not.
>>14449696because it's lyra coloredwho else would custom order a ball in such an absurd color
>>14449728Hubworld also says 7 AM PSTDon't see why it would change
>>14449735>jelly ChrisyUNF UNF UNF UNF
>>14449728>>14449738they did start it at 11 last year though right?i'm not imagining things?
>>14449743Yeah, they aired the s3 episodes like one hour later than s2 or so.
>>14449804Why is she so perfect?
>>14449735That's not corruption, that's goo inflation (unf)
>>14449844or maybe it's goo drowning?
>>14449847I hope not.Plus Pinkie's belly is expanding.
>>14449859Is it?Maybe Ponk is just fat.
>>14449868Oh yeah, Pinkie really is a fatass. She eats sweets all the time after all.
Is Luna Quest in 3 hours or 27 hours?
>>144498943 hours I think
>>14449886It's people from /co/ who love longer.
http://i.imgur.com/4iZ38tO.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/IKhzxR5.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/cuc86gf.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/lVx73F9.pngcutest new oc pony
>>14449924...Yup, EA's gettin' that.
The main character of the last game you played just popped up in Equestria. How do they fare?
>>14449958>PitPretty well, I think. Except for the whole no flying thing.
>>14449958he gets destroyed by the cmc and they get their cutie marks
>>14449886Why does this get posted all the time?
>>14449990Because it's true
>>14449958>Path of Exile MarauderHe'd revel in how much murder he can get in so quickly.Pic entirely related.
>>14449958>some no name US soldiereh
>>14449958>a courierhe'll be fine
>>14449958>RaymanHe'd just chill with the ponies, and help out whenever some big bad showed up.
>>14449924I can get behind this. It's sort of like a genderbend of Milky.
>>14449958All the ponies get killed up by an overpowered spess mahreen with his drones, that can bend time
>>14449958>The nameless hero in "Gothic"He'd steal ALL the apples and gain a ton of strength.
>>14449949who is this guy and why is it a forced meme
>>14450037apparently his production doesn't ramp up to match his sizeenjoy your hilariously tiny loads
>>14450054Really? That's laaaaame.>tfw no hyperspermia
>>14449958>Company of heroesI dont know if the german army will be able to occupy Equestria but I do think the Wermacth will be placated by the cuteness of RD.Well plus Rarity might compliment how good looking their freaking uniforms are.
>>14450057 wish I had hyperspermia. It might make up for my hilariously small penis 4 hard
>>14450074go fuck your OC's sister
Headcanon time.All the magic in MLP is powered by the Astronomican, which all the unicorns and magic users can "sense", but don't know what it is.Once the GOD EMPRAH dies, all magic stops working and Equestria will fall into the Sun.About falling into the Sun, I think they have to move the whole planet/the Sun and Moon around because the planet itself isn't actually on an orbit, so it needs a powered orbit to remain in a virtual trajectory, and magic can't just move something, it can only temporarily 'teleport' something in relative space.
>>14449958>Guided Fate ParadoxI guess Renya would just go around helping Celestia and Luna out. I mean, he's essentially god in his own universe.
>>14449958>last game was the gameloft pony game>suddenly all the ponies are clonedMORE LITTLE PONIES FOR ME TO HUG
>>14450085These head canons have a bit of unnecessarily much doomsaying to them.
>>14450057on the plus side it means you can do something like this: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18591885/right%20in%20the%20fetish.png without having to get all new carpets
>>14449924OCs like this are just the worst.
>>14450079And who is that supposed OC?
>>14450077The smaller my partner is the more I like him...
>>14450135They don't even wait until night to do this stuff anymore
>>14450136Too bad I'm not a homosexualinb4 all the good ones are straight or taken
>>14450152or do it in the old thread
>>14450153The question isAre you SURE you aren't bi?And could you close your eyes and pretend I'm someone else?
>>14450104>https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18591885/right%20in%20the%20fetish.pngwhat is going on in this picture>>14450077I like my partners small, it's more comfortable
>>14450156I wouldn't even have a problem with it if they could at least try to make it horse related. They're not even posting a single pony.
>>14450156>>14450152>>14450135>>14450116>not just hiding itIt doesn't bother anyone.>>14450177It's an OC pony.
>>14450163Yeah, I'm sure. Had plenty of opportunities to go gay and chickened out. I'm not scared of the dick. I just don't think dick is for sexual...other guy's dicks I mean.Sorry for the /soc/ moment. I'll stop now.
>>14450184>chickened outThat doesn't sound very convincing
>>14450180>It's an OC ponyThey're not talking about the OC. They're talking about their own sexuality/sex lives/proffered partners/ and small dicks.
>>14450156Aren't the previous threads being deleted?
>>14449924>>14450104Who drew these? They remind me of Rediv's stranger stuff.
>>14450177stop screaming "derailed" just because people discuss something along the way. it's okay to ignore what you don't like. christ
>>14450215Why is it a crime to ask that people post ponies or make pony related post in a pony thread?
>saine is doing the fluttershy fucking a vw bus request
>>14450192You can just hide it/filter it if it bothers you. Jesus stop making such a big deal out of it.
>>14450189>that uncolored eye whitethis bothers me every time someone posts this
>>14450202I think MT did the ones in your top link, and Rediv did the one in your bottom link.
Why do the fetish guys always act so smug when you tell them that what they're doing has nothing to do with ponies?
>>14450237You could fix it.
>>14450177I try my best to post anything pony related via something that struck me as brilliant or if I just feeling lewd that moment.
>>14450226Because there is a pony. It's an OC pony with a fetish attached, but it's still a pony.Would you like to talk about your favorite pony and why she's shit?
>>14450226THERE IS NOTHING TO DISCUSS, IT'S STILL HIATUS
>>14450247But in this case it does.
>>14450247Because we apply them to ponies
>>14450257>They're not talking about the OC. They're talking about their own sexuality/sex lives/proffered partners/ and small dicks.Fuck if you want to talk about the OC, talk about it. At least it's a tangentially related to MLP. But that's not what they're doing at all.
>>14450245Thanks. Have this.
>>14450202dropbox is mine
>>14450270draw more big luscious pony pucker analingusor anal hoofingor scatbut that's a big or
>>14450269you can't just give away Rose pone, anonymous
>>14450266But none of them are doing that right now.
>>14450268Ooooooh. You mean the other conversation.Yeah that had nothing to do with ponies, but it's over now except for the compliants.
>>14450279He just did
>>14450284He is a vile brigandI will track her down
>prudes derail another thread because people are liking and talking about thing they don't like
>>14450279Sure I can. I have a whole crate full of them in the back.
>>14450292If you want to talk about pony or pony fetishes you can do it here.If you want to talk about what kind of non-horse dicks you like, what your sexual preference is, what kind of partners you like, or the fact that you don't have hyperspermia please take it to /soc/ or /3dpg/
>>14450315or, you can just hide it if it bothers you that much.
>>14450293In any closed, repeating timeline with copies of oneself, would it ever end in anything other than an infinitely continuous orgy?
>>14450327Let's talk about whatever non-pony thing we want, then. Prudes who want to talk about pony in the thread will just have to hide it.
>>14450346Anyone else read any good non-horse comics lately?
>>14450341Maybe if the sex was gross and if the person was unprepared.To an outside observer though, it would all be happening at once, with only one person left at the end of the cycle, so I don't know how that would affect decision making.
>>14450362>And the person was unpreparedThe first time through, yeah, but then you have the second and the third time and if they're still unable to prepare themselves for the events they've experienced thrice by the fourth time then there's just no hope for them
>>14450362Probably just wanton fucking, ending with the person left at the end of the cycle a well-fucked, cum/jizz-covered mess
Can we not be ded?
>>14450292Use Report button. It works
>>14450393can you not go away
>>14450395>Reporting someone for telling someone what they're doing isn't board related or on topic to the threadWhat? What kind of logic is this?
>>14450382There's still the case of the sex being gross.I, for example, would not fuck me unless the time loop somehow made me slim and girly.
>>14450398o-okayare you tsun~anon?
>>14450404Umm... are you retarded/
>>14450405>being in an enclosed repeating time loop>not becoming narcissistic enough to fuck yourself
>>14450422He was saying he reported you, you chucklefuck.
>>14450463OH FOR FUCK SAKESWasn't*
plsstop being so bebwe're 2 weeks away
why does miles hat us
>>14450462>AB dies>and later Sweetie is crippled and then dies;_;
>>14450501rip in pizzas ;_;
>>14450518I would that rarity
>>14450518Yet Gilda survives. This sucks
>>14450494>ntststs in charge of not writing 2deep4u shit
>>14450518>Jotaro's hair is a tribute to the man who saved his lifeI don't know why that made me feel so hard
>>14450531Just don't make fun of her hair.>>14450544Josuke*I always thought it was weird that that was only brought up a total of one time and never mentioned again. Same thing with Josuke going crazy when people talk about his hair. After Rohan's introduction arc it's just kind of forgotten that he has that character trait.
>>14450566>JosukeI blew it.
>>14450625>that fat assunf
What if little Twilycorn
>>14450642That looks nothing like a sergal.Trust me, I am sergal.
>>14450649It would be cute but unless we get an age reversal episode I doubt it
>>14450649I would squee in real life
What pony is this?
>>14450667A pregnant one.
I still have no idea what Giorno's stand does.
>>14450642>cutting off the spear>floating spear>looks nothing like a sergal>or a bat pony>static and stiff as fuckI give a 3out of 10
I wish video games were fun again
>>14450697then play a fun videogame
>>14450697I wish ponies were real
>>14450708They still wouldn't love you, you hairless ape.
>>14449958Do you feel like a princess yet?
>>14450697then find a fun video gameit's not hard /v/
>>14450721OH MY GOD PINKIE PIE JUST DECAPITATED FLUTTERSHYGUARDSGUARDS A CRIMINAL SCUM
>>14450721hmm, what does that animation remind me of?
>>14450734Pinkie, you are not a rucky pony.
>>14450741I couldn't imagine Twilight being Jotaro
stop bein ded
Pony just wished you away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnQHe953bfENEW SEASON 04 THING
>>14450825>Twilight learns to fly in the first 5 minutes of the episodeokay.jpg
>>14450825>>14450833>and forgets how to fly at 0 seconds
>>14450825>6 AM EST
>>14450842TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT OF THE JUNGLEWATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE- OOOOOOOO
>>14450825>6am easterwhat the fuck
>>14450844>>14450861Marathon, you retards.
>>14450861>not getting up early on saturday for pony
Pony vs Pony
>>14450861>>14450844They are marathoning some episodes and EqG before the showThe premiere is at 10AM
>>14450825>showing Equestria Girls before new poneIs this supposed to be a joke Hasbro
>>14450833I'm really hoping for >>14450848. I'd be okay if she had an idea of how to fly, but couldn't for the life of her keep from smashing into stuff and failing at perception. Just something to show she's a novice at some part of flying.
>>14450907Could it be that there's a continuity between EQG and new pone?
>>14450907It's probably a torture session or possibly something like;>THIS IS PONIES ON MOVIES>THIS IS PONE NOW>MOVIES NOT EVEN ONCE
>>14450921No shit there is. EG takes place between S3 and S4.
>>14450931Damn, maybe I should watch it, then.
>>14450949might as well
>>14450921>>14450931>>14450949Meghan said it wouldn't ever show up in MLP FIM but >believing her lies
>>14449958He really didn't ask for thisGood thing he eats candy bars to stay alive
>>14450951Well, during the last seasons, sometimes we got stuck having to watch Starberry shortcake or some other stupid shit. EQG cant be as bad
>>14450961She specifically said that flash sentry is not showing up in s4the events are canon
>>14450961Remember - she also said there will be no Babs,i just want to shove the sreenshot in her face and vagina when she will appear in Manehattan.Bitch
>>14450966No, it's worse.
>>14450961>believing Meghan "1,200,000,000,000 Hitlers" McCarthy
>>14450966As a whole, it's pretty much an hour long episode of unremarkable quality
>>14450949Unless Flash Sentry (the pony) shows up in S4, there;s really nothing important in EG except the fact that the crown thing can be activated by anyone and Twilight can use her Element without it.
>>14450973...Anon I'm pretty sure that they going to Manehatten won't grantee Babs being there.
>>14450970That's not the case. She said EG will have no effect on season 4 at all, not referenced in any way or built upon its events, but it's canon.
>>14450970>You in charge of reading comprehensionI said she she mentioned that EQG will never cross over into FIM, not that it wasn't canon.>she had to be confirmed what canon was when she said EQG was canon
>>14450965>he eats candy bars to stay aliveSugarcube Corner just got a new favourite customer.
>>14450856>EqG has it's own official show starting the same dayHoly shit how rushed will that be? no wonder S3 was shit, EqG movie + EqG show + S3
>>14450988I never said that this is a guarantee.
>>14450994That's the EG movie, not a separate show.
>>14450994Is not a show anonis the movie
did you feed your pony today mlpg
>>14450994IT'S THE MOVIE ONLY
>>14450976>writing a lot of bad episodes is much worse then the systematic genocide of 6.5 million peopleI know you're joking, but really?
>>14450994Pretty sure it's just the movie.
>>14450992>No booze in EquestriaI don't know if that would make Equestria better or worse
>>14450989Well, Twilight said she mind wearing the crown after her little adventure, so that could still be referenced.
>>14450994Sometimes you have to wonder if people here are really this stupid/
>>14451016If that happens, she'll have lied again, but it's not like it matters. Couldn't care less about her lying if she just fucked off already or at least tried to write decently without turning the show into nothing but merch plugs.
>>14451029That was a serious post
>>14451011It just means that Equestria will never get out of its roaring 20sDo you know the password to the ponyville speakeasy anon?
>>14450825Wait, so on the 23 I'm getting new pony AND then going to watch Doctor Who 50th on the big screen.Hot dog!
>>14451036Yeah, it's apples
>>14451008>systematic genocide of 6.5 million people>actually beleiving thisIt was more like a hundred thousand or so
>>14451043No one will ever guess it
>>14451075that pank is too little
>>14451054my point still stands
your waifu sucks
>>14451082>tight pony pussyUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNF
>>14451086I will fight you
>>14451087I just want her to be a little bigger with the same amount of tightness.
NSFW or SFW draw requests please
>>14451099CMC tacklehugging cherilee
>>14451099rumble in a fancy outfit, possibly a tuxedo
>>14451099Rarity measuring Fluttershy's waist
>>14451099lewd and cute depy
>>14451099anon frotting with a stallion
>>14451119>>14451119>>14451119>>14451119we need more of that
>>14451126But that's bestiality anon
>>14451132see if i care
>>14451004>still no chubby bat pony art
>>14451099rarity sitting on fluttershy's face
>>14451132I think they mean the little magical sapient pony stallion anon
what happened to wander over yonder anyway
>>14451153I thought it turned out to be pretty good.
>>14451004Those bat ponies are really cute. I like the ear tufts
>>14451153it still makes new episode/co/ doesnt tlak about it much because it doent have the fetish appeal of SU
>>14451153Forced humor gets old mate, it's cute but gets stale really quick
>>14451153It turned out to be an over hyped piece of shit that wasn't anything of importance.
>>14451153I like ita new episode came out yesterday too
>>14451152The more important thing we need to know is with who and who would cum first
>>14451166Steven Universe...That show sucks balls, I can't find any appeal besides for /d/fags and fetish fags with eating disorders
>>14451163>positive>>14451166>neutral>>14451167>negative>>14451168>heavily negativeThat was a funny progression of responses
>>14451153More like Blunder over...Chunder
>>14451174>That show sucks ballsYet there's now a general for itTake good fucking guess at what they talk about all dayI'll give you a hintFish lips
>>14451176>expecting anything but positive from GGHe's the one who hyped it in the first place
>>14451176>MLPG on episode dayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYEJx7PkWE
>>14451166I watched SU yesterday for the first time. I fucking love the use of the music. It gives a very calm feeling, even in the action scenes.
>>14451176The only good thing about it is when wonder interacts with Hater, but we don't even see him much
TIGHT PONY PUSSY FUCK YEAH
>>14451186>implyingI love the fuck out of itGG isnt the only one>>14451189this is so true
>>14451189I wish it wasn't so true
>>14451196Uhh, I never said anything about GG not being the only one? Where are you getting that from?
>>14451205He's probably implying that he hyped it too.
>>14451209>Anon having more pull than GGEhehehehe
>>14451205>He was the one who hyped itSingular there implies that only one person was hyping.If multiple people were hyping it should have been "He was one of the ones who hyped it".
>>14451216Nah GG hyped it more than anyone. He spent like a week drawing fanart and having theories for the show when it hadn't even begun yet.
>>14451228He wasn't alone. Or maybe he posted as anon, right?
Man if they weren't so shit I'd buy one
>>14451228You're sounding about as paranoid as the guys who think all shitposting is done by one guy.
>>14451244As usual I forgot the image
>>14451252This is kinda cute-ish I guess
>>14451264I give it 2 and a half hugs out of 5
When are the MLP beanie babies coming out?
>>14449598I love this horse
>>14451251but everytime I post, I'm technically writing, right?
>>14451293she's a good mint horse
>>14451323>>14451285hear hear mint horse is good horse
>>14451339you heard right
No Luna Quest today?
>>14451373only mint today
would you move to north korea if you were promised a pony
>>14451401Can they provide any proof that I will actually get a pony?
>>14451373Should be starting about now, unless I've got my timezones twisted. A.J. said in the /qt/ thread that it'd be on on the 9th this week and I haven't seen anything to counter it.
>>14451373>Need more time to prepare. No quest this week.guess not
>>14451463Where did he say that?
>>14451463Oh.>>14451417Well there wasn't anything to counter it when I posted that, anyway.>>14451469/qt/ thread just now.
>>14451480>/qt/ thread just now.Oh, weird, seems like the auto updater was broken.. I had that one open for an hour now but didn't see a new post until I refreshed
why is she so imperfect
>>14451488Yeah, it does that sometimes, really annoying.
>mfw doing tons of research for your fanfiction
Which pony's name should you never say?
>>14451500All the ponies are qts.The Quest Talk board on the sub, if you're genuinely asking.
>>14451505Yes. That's exactly what it's like actually.
>>14451517I'm mapping out the exact position in the Milky Way galaxy and properly renaming systems according to astrology, and I'm converting Gregorian dates to Imperial for the sake of accuracy.For a fanfiction.
first you wiggle your tail
>>14451560I know this feel.
Which pony is followed by a pony terminator sent from the future to kill pony so pony's children won't form a rebellion to try to stop pony skynet?
>>14451560I hate saying this word, but you may actually be autistic or something.
I emailed the 4DE people and they said that Fluttershy is planned for the first quarter of 2014If anyone is interested
>>14451571It's more like...
>>14451571Hard work doesn't always equate to autism, tons of science fiction like to be factually correct
>>14451560Twilight would be proud.>Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.
>>14451571If autism translates to "useless effort", sure.It would be autistic if I wouldn't realize it's fucking dumb to do this and absolutely nobody will give a shit.
>>14451560>Gregorian dates to Imperialwhat does that even mean? Sounds interesting.I admire your dedication but you might be going into this a bit too far. You don't have to go full Verne on explaining your sci-fi.
>>14451567Applejack.Not that Skynet is sure she is the mother but goddamn does an Apple Family member have a shitload of offsprings. It's really a pretty big chance to be right.
>>14451579>not asking for actually good ponies like AJ or Rarity
>>14451590I really miss old Twilight. Now she's all just "STUDY SUCCESS READ BOOKS DON'T REMEMBER OR USE ANYTHINGS STUDY STUDY">>14451596Warhammer 40k Imperial dates. The dedication is absolutely misplaced.
>>14451174i actually like SU nonsexually
>>14451603They said they're going to be making the rest but they don't have a timetable for them yet last i checked
>>14451590See, that's a centaur on her dress. Does that mean that centaurs and possibly satyrs exists in Equestria, even if only in legends and stories?
>>14451579>fluttershyNo>>14451603I already asked them about Rarity a month ago. They don't know exactly when but she's planned to be released after Flutters.Also they said that Applejack will have her hat
>>14451579They need to come out with the CMC already.Because I keep throwing money at my screen and nothing is happening.
>>14451589Except those are original work.This is just fanficiton for a fucking kids show.
>>14451608I see. For a second there, I thought you meant some kind of metric time system. I'm not so into W40k, but something tells me somebody's already done that before.>>14451610Ditto. The "generals" aren't really that bad, either, unless you count the people who are constantly jumping in and crying ">tumblr" for whatever fucking reason.
>>14451579I only want to know when the Princesses come out.
>>14451621You wanna see something autistic?http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Horus_Heresy
>>14451617>Applejack will have her hatyesssssssss>>14451621It's ostensibly a W40k fic. See >>14451608
>>14451616Not only Saggitarius there, but Twilight outright talks about Orion there, and he's a human.Though I suppose without a picture the equestrian version of him might be something else.
>>14451651it's both. The fact that it's a 40k fanfic or both doesn't change anything. It just doubles the faggotry included.
>>14451646That one most likely has multiple authors.
>>14451728>it's dangerous to go alone
>>14451722So ded. Thankfully, it's only two weeks left.
I think I could be happy if I just had a snuggly pink pony to spend my days with; playfully rolling around and wrestling on a warm summer day in the tall grass of a hill..
>>14451744So, since I don't have a plushie, I should never go outside?
>>14451754SOON DEAR ANONSOON WE SHALL FEAST WITH NEW EPISODES
>>14451765Someone ate all of them!
Gloomy is reaching maximum size!
>>14451773Is that even possible? Can someone eat all the apples?
We still horses?
>>14451786Why, yes. Yes it is.
>>14451728that aint mewball sized, mew likes giant pone
>>14451761>warm summer day>not waking up beside your pink life partner and seeing the sudden snow that means you can't go out>not digging out your winter clothes together and getting dressed up in as many comfy layers as you can>not making light fun of your pony's ugly sweaters>not pulling out the board games and cards and shit>not getting her a mug of hot chocolate with waaaay too much whipped cream, just like she likes it (and sprinkles)>not curling up in the evening under a bunch of blankets together because it's cold as fuck outside and fighting over who's hogging the covers>not instigating a ruthless tickle fight that throws all but the biggest quilt off>not catching your breath picking them up again, still giggling>not getting tired and falling asleep together wrapped so tightly around each other you might as well be each other's blanketsGET IT TOGETHER SHITLORD
What episode is way better than people say it is and which episode is way worse than people say it is?
>>14451808NoAt the last MLPG Council Meeting it was voted that we shall abandon horses and move to SPIDERS
>>14451818>eat like 20 apples>+1 strhardly practical, but whatever.
>>14451849I don't think I want to hang out with you guys anymore, then.
>>14451853We're talking about thousands of apples, man.
>>14451832I'm even more sad than I was before, now.
>>14451858Heh...you talk like you have a choice. NOW GET BACK TO DRAWING SPIDERS GOAT. OR ELSE
>>14451849>SpidersI prefer to stay to pone's.
>>14451818I still need to complete that game. Thinkin about joining the swamp camp.
>>14451838Spike at Your Service/Sweet and Elitenone of them: people are more likely to be over-negative about episodes than over-positive
>>14451870>swamp>Not glorious New CampWhatever have fun hippie
>>14451875But I wanna get magic and flow
>>14451888>>14451875>>14451870what game is this?
>>14451870No matter what, do NOT join the swamp camp, man. They suck soo fucking hard when it comes to skills, dude.
>>14451808there needs to be more zebras on the show
>>14451888You know join the Swamp camp. I'd rather not have someone like you join the New Camp. Or better yet join the Old Camp. Faggots Like you fit in there perfectly. Except Diego. He cool man, he cool.>>14451896Gothic
>>14451899It will be squished promptly.
>>14451901>>14451912If I can still learn all the magic in the game without joining them I will. Can that happen?
>>14451896Only one of the greatest RPGs in history: Gothic.
>>14451899>Princess Twilight Sparkle spider>with wings
>>14451899>not liking Spiderbros. And to think I liked you. That I admired you...that I love you.I need to be alone
>>14451899If that spider's supposed to be dead, her legs should be all curled up.
>>14451911I wouldn't mind seeing what the male ones look likeand another griffon or two so we can finally get a final idea of how the species is colored
>>14451911I could dig it. Would you rather a new zebra character have ties to Zecora, or be introduced as his/her own character?>>14451927Sometimes you just have to accept people's faults.Also I almost took a huge banana spider to the face when I was a kid. That kinda colored my interactions with spiders from then on rather poorly.
>>14451934It's not deadIt's just pondering the meaning of its existence
>>14451919Yeah, just join the old camp or the new camp. They'll let you become a full-blown fire- or watermage if you want to.You'd think that the swamp camp would be a good choice t join when it comes to magic, but they only let you advance to the 4th circle.
>>14451953Better dead than Red
>>14451947You're dead to me goat. DEAD. JUST LIKE ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVED.
>>14451947Banana spiders creep me the fuck outThat must have been traumatizing
>>14451959>Red rhymes with Dead>Read does notOnglosh
>>14451808Samoa is going to be the best filly scout 5ever.Just so cute.
>>14451947Depends on where they really want to go with the backstory of the zebras. If Zebraland is some far-off mystic place, then it would probably be only natural that some other zebra would know Zecora somehow.On the other hand, if Zecora is a shaman first and a zebra second, and most zebras don't talk in rhymes etc., one without ties to Zecora would make more sense.The first option seems more likely, but as usual it's a choice between whether or not they want the show to be more adventure + fantasy or slice of life.
>>14451971"read" can be prounounced like "reed" or like "red"
>>14451971Applejack you sure are stupid
>>14451966I know that most of them are harmless, and I'm trying to get over it and all, but my knee-jerk reaction is still to get grossed out.>>14451963If I'm dead, who are you talking to?
>>14451972do-si-do best filly scoutsamoa is second
>>14451978>The same word can have different pronunciationWhy is your language so perfect?
>>14451986A spirit medium that's channeling your spirit duh.Also I'm leaving and taking Twilight. And Pinkie. And Rarity, Sweetie, Scootaloo, Dash, Celestia, Luna, Facypants, Hoity, Photo Finish, Cherilee and Zecora. You can keep AJ and her sister. And the yellow one too.
>>14451947It was just trying to help you goat. Banana spiders (assuming you mean N. Clavipes and not the true banana spider which will kill your ass) makes silk that has demonstrated some.. interesting properties."The silk of N. clavipes has recently been used to help in mammalian neuronal regeneration. In vitro experiments showed that a single thread of silk can lead a severed neuron through the body to the site from which it was severed. This single thread has a tensile strength of 4×109 N/m2, which exceeds that of steel by a factor of six. Best of all for these experiements, it is not recognized by the immune system, and so, is not rejected by the host body."Loathe not the banana butt, for some day it may save your mind!
I have a pony that is little
>>14452013I love spiders so much
>>14452013>Loathe not the banana buttBut I like that nanner pone's chubby butt.
>>14451995don't be sillygoat bones do not exist>>14452013We were both at fault. I probably should have been looking where I was going, but it probably shouldn't have made its web at face level right in our back doorframe. Neither of us were harmed, luckily.
>>14451997You Read the Red book, and as you Read, the Reeds outside the window sway gently in the wind.
>>14451994Goat, please.Just because you like Applejack doesn't mean I can excuse everything. Though I'll admit Do-si-do is an okay scout.
>>14451997The "reed" pronunciation is used for a present/future tense "I am reading or plan to read this book"The "red" pronunciation is used for a past tense "I read that book"
>>14451957You should also note that the firemages are a lot easier to join.
>>14452050Ice magic was better
>>14452049How little, though? This little?
>>14452068dog sized is best little pony size
Horses in clothing.
>>14452081Horses with nothing but an apron on.
>>14452058Yeah, if you played as a magic/melee hybrid.
>>14452078I find the best little pony size to be where the base of their snout is at belly button heightthen they can give full body hugs and still be little ponies
How hyped or unhype are you?
>>14452088I miss the olden pony times when all ponies wore clothes...
>>14452098max hypeActually reeling it in so I don't blow a fuse on the big day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ZXiZ0op6UHQ of the earlier promo
>>14452098Moderately hype. Twilight flying so well in that clip that released today put me down slightly.
>>14452104They really had style back then....>>14452098101% hypeI'm so ready for new ponyshow.
>>14452097That may be a bit too big for my liking for the FIM style pones. The problem with the slightly larger sizes with them is the eye size. They are so huge relative to the pone body that if you make the entire pony larger than a certain scale, the creepy factor starts going up exponentially and you end up with horses with eyeballs the size of your entire head
>>14452119>filenamewere you expecting a season opener where they DIDN'T use the Elements again?
>>14452123>not wanting to stare deeply into your waifu's lovely big eyes
>>14452098Not very hype. Megan demonstrated last season that she is not a capable showrunner.
>>14452098About 20% hyped
>>14452134you might as well be using those as two extra holes at that point
>>14452122Goat you should draw Rarara as Platinum. And I guess Twilight as Clover with her peasant clothes. I wonder if Platinum annoyed Starswirl by taking Clover away for every small thing. Or made Starswirl entertain her with simple magic tricks when she was bored.
>>14452136I'm more excited for the slice-of-life episodes that'll follow the premier, frankly. Season 3 wasn't half bad in the middle.
>>14452136>tfw she thinks she is awesome because bronies like her shitthis is the end
>>14452123>thinking it's creepyAnd the reasons you'll never be a pony continue to accumulate.
>>14452098I care more about the 3rd episode than more PRINCESS TWILIGHT bullshit.
>>14452129Stop being so sexy Rainbow.
>>14452150>that mane character interaction in SAYSReally the only bad thing about it was Spike being a moron. Everything else was great.
>>14452159but the third episode is still PRINCESS TWILIGHT
>>14452098The most I've been since my first pony binge 2 years ago.
How do you typically watch new pony MLPG?http://strawpoll.me/675387/
>>14452136>her friend writes an awful book for mlp >says it's canon
>>14452148On it, boss.
>>14452165I actually really enjoy that episode, it makes me giggle. Especially when Applejack tries her hardest to act like a damsel in distress.
>>14452185>tfw Reu is ded and hats us
>>14452159It's again the same problem I have with the comics, as in I don't really like the the adventure aspect. If the show was full-on adventures like what Faust kinda wanted to do (can't remember her exact words), but I prefer the slice of life stuff more.The main reason for that being is that things are basically always gonna be solved by friendship beams of some sort, it kinda gets boring to me after a while.
>>14452192I can take a Final Warning
>>14452196Rarity was golden there. I want an episode with her joining a theater play or something.
>>14452202Fim can't do adventure for shit really. The slice of life aspect is the only thing I care about at thi point.
>>14452202>If the show was full-on adventures like what Faust kinda wanted to doFaust said that she planed for the show to be slice of life from the beginning.
>>14452202Agreed. The first comic was freakin' great except for the end, which was just cliché. If they had any other way of solving problems, it'd be a lot more interesting.
>>14452047I know thatBut that gives two different pronunciations of "read"Which is a very very bad way of making a written language, even worse than horribly inconsistent rules of pronunciation... which your language also has.
>>14452202>>14452219The show was always going to be slice of life shaped by grander moments. There might have been, maybe, 5% more adventure if she remained in charge.
>>14452219Yeah, it was gonna have that aspect from the get go, but if I'm not wrong she also wanted to make more adventure oriented episodes and what not.
>>14452211I kinda wish this glitch still swapped the images, so that right now someone in /jp/ would be really upset right about now
Mythical pony races.
>>14452221What bothered me the most was Twilight saving the day on her own. I mean fuck they could have used her friends to battle some changeling drones or something. Or fuck Rarity was a unicorn. Make her break the barrier since you know she was a unicorn and the comet should have affected her too and have her and the rest do something. Anything
>>14452243It used to?
>>14452248Like the elusive Earth pony! Rarely seen, but oft-spoken of.
>>14452259Something is wrong there
>>14452211That pic never ceases to amaze me.
>>14452259Also known as the best ponies
>i'm finally over Alicorn Twilight.its all up from heremax hype
>>14451728i would like this hrose>>14451830i think anon means because im short
>>14452281no he is just saying that lyra is the size of your thumb
>>14452270Shame that there seems to be so little conclusive evidence of their existence.
>>14452253I thought it did... I could be wrong.>>14452251Yeah, that was bullshit. They were basically cheerleaders. I still found the rest of the comic very entertaining, but I think the slice-of-life arcs and minis are still the best.
>>14452276I never got over it, I just gave up ;_;
>>14452297I want to believe
>>14452221>>14452251>>14452305I think they were really constrained by the trade paperpack format they chose; it's standard to have 4 or 6 issue arcs for ease of collection, and they probably went with 4 since it was a new property and they weren't sure how well it would do.Though I kind of feel like 5 issues would have been optimal. Still, it just meant that they only had a single issue to infiltrate the villain's lair and have a wrap-up confrontation, which made things really cramped. I wish they could have explored Chrysalis's plan to take Twilight as her own student or something; interaction that would have made it more interesting for longer, and could have drawn on her friends more to help her out of it.
>>14452276>tfw never really bothered by princess TwilightI got a bit upset with the whole "every little girl wants to be a princess", but then I thought "who cares?"
>>14452270Why is rose luck so sexy
>>14452331chesh pls...I care.
>>14452332Because she is the best, most adorable mare. Science proves it.She also has a pretty huge tail, look at it compared to Lily and Daisy. She just keeps gathering up all those adorable points
>>14452322They should have just cut some things from there like the whole fighting and splitting up. I mean seriously it didn't last even an entire issue and did absolutely nothing.
>>14452332>theres more than one way to be a girldyke
>>14452098i can feel the hype slowly build, i will probably explode when a more revealing preview is out.
>>14452333that ain't no cat like I've ever seen
>>14452322Actually, thinking back on the whole "Chrysalis's plan to take Twilight as a student" thing, it doesn't seem to make sense at first, does it? I mean, Chrysalis is a changeling. While it's always been my headcanon that changelings aren't really ponies despite what that book says, maybe they're actually ponies that have been corrupted somehow? Like weird orcs or something. In any case, while ponies apparently have boosted magic powers from friendship, changelings need it to live. Food for thought, anyway. >>14452357but that was the best part!
>>14452371... I still would
>>14452357Or Chrysalis could have called them on it. How fragile their friendship is. How willing they were to separate. She was watching the whole time. It would have tied the arc together more tightly.
>>14452379Well, Chrysalis does say that Twilight will be the one to drain her friends of love, so I do think she planned on changing her.
>>14452379It's heavily implied that they are corrupted ponies.
>>14452371what a pink cat
>>14452381What about now?
>>14452379>but that was the best part!True but in the end it didn't do anything. It was just well that happened who cares, let's never mention this again. Not even this >>14452382which would have made some sense. I would have gladly give that up for more Chrysalis and the mane cast interacting in the confrontation. It was just a waste of pages.
>>14452410That is kinda weird but I guess my love for my waifu goes trans-species.
Pony says you don't want to mess with her
>>14452412An appropriate use for a worst pony.
>>14452418Really? Even now?
>>14452418What now tough guy?
>>14452426Oh, of course! Twinkleshine!
>>14452393>Everyone voting Anonthat's why you don't put joke options on
>>14452434But anon has the shittiest opinions out of all ponies.
>>14452430Nope, that's way too fucking much.Get it away from me.
I love you
>>14452434>implying it's a jokeAnon, in these threads, has sometimes been far worse than any pony in the show.
http://challonge.com/ascensionisfightVote now!Round 1:Celestia vs Twilight: http://strawpoll.me/674711Luna vs Cadance: http://strawpoll.me/674712
>>14452448I'm sorry. I've crossed a line that shouldn't have been crossed.
>>14452416No, I think >>14452382 would have been a great idea. It would have kept some great interaction and made Chrysalis look more like a schemer.>>14452397>>14452395Welp. Up until now I've just been thinking of them as a race of monsters, but I guess this makes more sense anyway. Wonder what Chrysalis's origin story is, then. Considering she's the Changeling Queen and all, she either sprang into being somehow as the original corrupting force, or was a powerful pony who was corrupted themselves.
>>14452462>4Cross it again
would you let pony watch a scary movie?
>>14452457Damn, Luna is obliterating Cadance.
>>14452478Heavens no, she'd die.
>>14452478I did that once with Sweetie and Rarity.Me and Sweetie ended up asking Rarity if we can sleep with her
>>14452476I--I can try.
>>14452478I'd rather pony watch something educational or entertaining than a scary movie. I've never understood the appeal of scary movies, but if pony can explain what the big deal is and why pony thinks it's worth it to watch a movie that will make her have trouble sleeping, I'll consider it
>>14452449I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST
>>14452485That's because Cadance has no games
>>14452485I already projected it's going to be who dominates her the most~
>>14452490>tfw you will never rub that belly
>>14452469you know, all changelings have wings and a horni wonder if originally they were an attempt at artificial alicorns
>>14452457>all those bronies voting for the brony princess
>>14452516Between brony princess versus HasbrOC, I'll take the former.
>>14452526Damn straight.>loveWhat kind of power is that?
>>14452526But HasbrOC is the new brony princess.
>>14452457make it harder.make it cadence and twilight.i would choose not to vote.both are equally bad shoe horns to the show thanks to greedy jews that can't run a show.
>>14452533But Twilight is the brony princess.
>>14452535I've actually had cases where some polls would get considerably less votes than the other.This actually benefits both of them because the less votes they get for a particular round, the more influential their results from other rounds tend to get.
Applejack is the broniest princess.
>just spent the last hour choosing the right panties online for my rarity plushhow is this my life?
>>14452148Back in the day, she would have had to hold this pose for years for someone to paint her portrait.
>>14452533All the ponies are HasbrOC
>>14452544well who really cares if it's twilight vs cadence. they are both shit.not like it's going to affect anything
>>14452561No. They commissioned new OCs from Faust.
>>14452545nope, i hate to say it but out of the main six applejack has the least creepy fansmostly because she is not a very good pony and doesnt have as many fans as the others
>>14452570I don't get it
All of the princesses are brony princessesAll of the ponies are brony ponies.
>>14452576I don't know if I should feel insulted or complimented.
>>14452575Faust worked for Hasbro and they are Hasbro's property
All ponies are Brony Ponies.Whether they are royalty or not
>>14452556where'd you get your plush
>>14452585oh gosh, that little hoodI don't think she'd ever leave her crown behind like that, though. How would people know she's a princess otherwise?
I hate each and every single last one of you.
>>14452590>shitty mary sue pony>thinking she is worth the time to have fansi'd spit on her and call her a bad pony
Why can't Changelings just love each other?LUBBY CHUDDER, SING WITH ME, CHRYSSI
>>14452621even me, anon?
>>14452602That's Rarity in a Platinum inspired hoodie.This is the real Platinum and this is my headcanon.
>>14452625That's exactly how I describe Celestia to be.
>>14452625This is why you will never go to Equestria
>>14452625I don't think she's a bad pony but she's just not that interesting considering she's a princess.She's a sweetheart but lask presence compared to the Royal Sisters
Is it wrong I like Pip porn because I want to be him?
>>14452626because they are all female.and they aren't homosexual.
Which princess is your favorite princess?Pic related, Celestia best.
>>14452652>that ear flopping under the crown
>>14452661I like Luna and Celestia both, for different reasons.
>>14452661Celest is easily best princess
>>14452649if she had no wings and was still called a princess she would be 100 times better
>>14452654They are very christian parasites.
>>14452665Where's the rest of her name?
>>14452662I never noticed that......
>>14452654>because they are all female.>all femaleoh my
>>14452625i'm guessing you didnt read the comic.
>>14452652I never got the point of that, but it was funny.
>>14452651legally wrong? nomorally wrong? probably in most areas. i wouldnt go announcing to the public you jack off to him.
>>14452661I cannot tell a lie.
>>14452661Anyone that says "Twilight" is to be shot.
>>14452663>>14452665>>14452680Look at all my niggas.
>>14452661Luna is great too though
>>14452676Not him, but the comic really didn't do much for Cadence at all.It's all about Shiny & co.
Pony says the story doesn't fucking matter. Just get on with it so they can get to the dungeon and murder for loot.
>>14452706oh jeez, I only looked at the thumbnailmy bad I should have posted this instead
Fillies acting way out of their age-appropriate standards.
>>14452675would you a thousand female changelings
>>14452718I tell pony fine, you find a big dungeon and beat the big boss and take all his gold. I tell pony to add 30000 gold to their character sheet and that they win the game, congratulations.
>>14452725You mean like being in diapers?
>>14452666>if she had no wings and was still called a princess she would be 100 times betterShe would still be uninteresting. Luna and Celestia have history with each other and have gone through a few struggles with too.Getting back to Cadance I want them to explain how she suddenly became the Crystal Princess. Because at the end of The Crystal Empire that came out of left field
>>14452725I don't see anything like that.You should try posting some.
>>14452721Pinkie thinks in feltShining thinks in note paperwhat does your pony think in
>>14452735Oh god no
>>14452661It's still a bit weird to see my favorite pony as a princess, but I think I'll get used to it.
>>14452736She wouldn't have fucked up the rarity of alicorns in Equestria, though.To have these mysterious, powerful beings that one must be wise and powerful to become is kind of moot when one just drops out of the sky.
>>14452733Pony says that you suck. Next week he expects a challenge, and now with all the exp and gold he has, he's going to level up a few times and get some high level magic items. It better be good.
>>14452661I like the sun pony. Luna/NMM is nice, but they would never beat Celestia. Its a shame she doesn't have her own episode, yet.
why is she crying? :[
>>14452788Because they are all dogs.
>>14452767I tell pony no, he doesn't understand. His character has become a god now, so there aren't any more adventures. He's omnipotent, so there's really no point in leveling up.I start saying that he can try again with another character next week if he wants, but stop halfway through. Instead, I explain to pony that I put a lot of thought into making his adventures as cool as possible, and that saying he cares more about the numbers and leveling up than he does the story really hurts. I ask pony if he understands.
>>14452788Thingken about frindhisp
What do you do to get out of a grumpy mood?
>>14452753I wasn't really a fan of her being an Alicorn either. I don't hold that against her though. I hear ya on what you're saying. When I first heard about Cadence I wasn too keen on their rarity being affected
>>14452802Get up, walk away, go out for a stroll in the fresh air
>>14452788Because a pony is standing on one of her front legs
>>14452802watching episodes of pone usually puts me in a good mood
>>14452788Her husband Big Macintosh died in a tragic cider making accident.
>>14452802I eat chocolate cake.
Why does horse mating look so hot?Why do I want to be a mare so bad?
There are exactly 8 bronies in this thread right now according to the polls.
>>14452802What do you do with the mad that you feel
>>14452790It must be a terrible existence.>>14452817Which pony episode doesn't?
I figured out the perfect sleep schedule!If I go to bed at 9, I can wake up at 3 well-rested and ready for the good parts of the night thread, plus I can see most of the day thread.I'll miss the least amount of good MLPG this way.
>>14452829We're all Bronies here Anon.
>>14452802>Grump mood>Cook some soup>Watch some Whose Line>Play some vidya>Program a bit>Masturbate>Not in a grumpy mood anymore
>>14452795Pony says that the story is always the fucking same. Something needs to get done yadda yadda. The point is the challenge of doing it. Not the why but the how. Using all the equipment available in cunning ways to overcome obstacles, whether it's spells, items, skills, or whatever. Pony has been through too much dredge story bullshit to get to the point of playing this game. To play it. Not read a book.
>>14452802If it's not caused by something serious that needs fixing, just avoid things that make me more grump until the grump goes away on it's own.
Wow. That premiere was terrible.Hope you guys are ready for 24 more weeks of The Princess Twilight Sparkle Show with guest appearances by her friends sometimes maybe if we're lucky.
>>14452861>The Princess Twilight Sparkle ShowI love how people keep saying this when the Animatics said otherwise
>>14452861Thank you captain Obvious
>>14452861jokes on you, the show's specifically catering towards me
>>14452861stop spreading fear
Why are her hips so big?Is she trying to oust Applejack?
>>14452861FUCKI MISSED THE STREAMYoutube rip when?
>>14452861sethisto already saw it and he said it was epic and amazing
"Things you describe your favorite superhero with, but not your favorite pony."
>>14452859>dredge story bullshitI hide my face behind the screen and tell pony in a loud voice that I get it and that they can go now. I'll make sure to look up some new traps or something for next time. Oh, and could they call other pony? They're on snacks next week.I try not to cry on my maps or let my voice quaver.
>>14452896can confront evil without hesitation
>>14452896Green is probably his favorite color
>>14452896I have one.
>>14452896figures to have rings on?the color green? shit
>>14452558Dammit Goat why do you post everything after I leave.Thank you very much
>>14452891Seth is not the emperor of bronies.
>>14452912If she's so god why'd she pick such a terrible combination of colours that make it impossible to read.
>>14452875she is preparing to bear many children
>>14452896they like to shoot a sticky white a substance
>>14452931Then we must kill it before it starts reproducing.
>>14452927if sethisto is not king of the bronies then who the fuck is
>>14452930Light fuchsiaish gray is a good color!
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>>14452802Usually watch pone or look at something cute until I'm calm again.Like more pone, or kittens, or Chloë Grace Moretz.Or just punch random parts of my furniture and scream into a pillow. How cliché is that.
>>14452951it's not gray, it's just really light pink
"What will happen when your favorite pony visits your least favorite pony."
>>14452943instead of a dark lord we have a Queen
>>14452956Applejack, while listening to anal sex the ost.
>>14452941>not being the one to give her children
>>14452968I don't get it
When I grow up I'll run away and marry Goat and together we'll have a a cute pony farm filled with colorful magical ponies.
Look here are three little ponies Ready to sing for this Crowd
>>14452962light FUSHIAish greyhttp://www.perbang.dk/rgb/FDF5FB/
>>14452966>Applejack will never stream herself having anal sex while listening to anal sex the ost
>>14452967Why would I want a retard plot tool to reproduce? With part of my genes?That's just dumb. Besides, horse and human DNA doesn't go together.
>>14452802I read anything by KC Green. It also works when you're feeling a bit down.
>>14452802I drink some coffee. Don't know why but it makes me stupidly happy.
>>14452977It's the most that can happen when a nonexistant entity visits a cardboard cutout with a horn taped to it.
>>14452981Listen up, cause here's a storyWHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
>>14452989>horse and human DNA doesn't go together.Its fucking magic
>>14452943It's Seth. EqD holds such a high place in the fandom that it can easily dictate what stories/artists/news gets attention.
>>14453000 RULES OF NATURE
>>14452998>>14453001Magic is extra stupid when used by the purple horse.
>>14453001Or magic fucking for that matter
>>14452967>>14452989>>14452998>not making two heirs to the throne
>>14452907Anon, you have failed the GM test.
>>14453005>It's Seth.False..There is no king There is only the queen of the bronies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYsp-x1OssoWHOS READY FOR SOMEDISCODODGEBALL
>>14453028What an ear slut.
>>14453017Anon has been busy.
>>14453023Dammit. Alright, where do I hand in my cloak?
>>14453040You never had a cloak.This was a simulation.Roll for initiative.
>>14453039That fucking comic.
>>14453040To that bully player. I hope you like playing combat simulator.
>>14453039>the Princesses will never fight over you
>>14453048Why is Chickadee Peachbottom so perfect?
>>14453039this is gold.
>>14453039>of all the stars in the night sky>tfw Jalm is ded;__;
>wake up>see thiswhat do
>>14453057I don't understand why the would.
>>14453072Ask her why she's training with babyweights
Shh.Pony is asleep.
>>14453072wonder who put a window in front of my bed, or why I have a view of hilly landscapesMaybe open the window and push her out if I still feel bitter.
>>14453079What if it's for her tail?
>>14452891>trusting>Seth>everHe also liked MMC.
>>14453103So it'll be fucking terrible.As expected.
Arrangement for Whistle, Harp, Strings and Orchestra.9/8 Timehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mm8_suRTPwReposting.
>>14453056>>14453051You bastard. It'd better be a good edition, at least
>>14453082I hope she's comfortable.
>>144531114E because it's like an MMO.
>>14453111I said, roll for initiative.
>>14453118Why not just pee in her ass?
>>14453118I never got why Celestia's eyebrows are furrowed.
>>14453108I find this cute.
Fluttershy rolled a 20 when determining her ponut sizeWhat happens
>>14453134She's actually wrestling Anon.
>>14453134She's holding and not letting him go. The way I see it, it's a determined expression.
>>14453122>>>14453125I got an 11
Pony rolls a 18 for initiative.Pony goes first. she charges towards you and rolls a natural 20.You take 16 hug damage.
Stackable princesses.Ascended alicorns need not apply.
>>14453164Pony hugs you in the face and you take 16 hug damage.
>>14453171Nu-uh. I have a Cloak of Basementdweller that halves all social interaction damage!
Table Top Role Playing Games are shit and I'm glad that they're dying.
Cartoon Shows are shit and I'm glad that they're dying.
>>14453191I HOPE YOU HAVE HHRHEGREHA VERYHHHRRRGRHGRGOOD DAY, ANON
>tfw no human will cuddle you and brush your mane
>>14453108This is cute as fuck. Who are Do-Si-Do and Berry Munch supposed to be, though?
>>14453189Pony has a racial ability that makes her ignore all social interaction protectionAlso pony immobilizes you and you take 3 cuddle damage that ignores all armor per turn till you manage to escape
>>14453191have you ever tried them?Perhaps you simply did not meet the right group for your tastes>>14453201will this ever be colored?
>>14453213No I have never tried them and they seem very very boring.
>>14453182I use Mage Hand to tickle behind pony's ears
>>14453207Sucks to be you Lyra
Fluttershy is scared about all the things that happen during a tabletop, so you decide to pull out Bunnies and Burrows. What happens?
Warning, there are now NINE bronies in the thread.Be aware!
>>14453110>>14453119Seth didn't like Equestria Girls.
>>14453207I'll cuddle you and brush your maneBut nothing more
>>14453233She thought you'll pull out something scary and faints.
>>14453210Good thing I took the wrestling feat! I roll for escape!
>>14453235literally the only time harlem shake was ever funny
>>14453229Pony rolls 7 to dodge.Roll for wisdom check
>>14453247You roll a 1. Pony hugs you even harder and now you take 5 cuddle damage per round.One more round and you'll run out of HP.
>>14453233I think we all know where this is heading.
>>14453233>>>14453251I rolled an 8, and I've got a +2 modifier
>>14453261The die is loaded.Anon rolled a 19+2 from his feat.He wrestles pony and throws her right through the window, impaling her in the ground.
>>14453261Is shitting myself a free action?
>>14453103If you actually saw it, why dont you share what the episode is about? Spoil us, anon You wont because you're a faggot liar and havent seen shit
>>14453208Do Si Do is Kaylee Frye, the ship's mechanic from Firefly.Berry is Julia Child.
Derpy can fit more!
>>14453276>tfw play D&D with younger children>"I'm gonna take a SHIT on it!">DM continually has to find reasons he can't take a dumpkill me
>>14453272Your magic hands pin down pony and tickle pony behind pony's ears, inflicting 1 giggle damage for 2 rounds. Pony is trying to break out of the spell. Roll for agility check.
>>14453276NoYou take another 5 cuddle damage and lose all HP. Because you lost all your HP this way you become pony's cuddle slut for all eternity and pony ends up using you to hug and get hug by all of pony's friends.
Twilight is about to fly.
>>14453311Twilight is about to die.
>>14453298That's the third character that's turned into a cuddle slut! I even minmaxed this one. Maybe your encounters are too high for my level.
>>14453323You have a That GM.You should switch groups, Anon.