Soon a gentle light stole over the heavens and gave me a sensation of pleasure. I started up and beheld a radiant form rise from among the trees. I gazed with a kind of wonder. It moved slowly, but it enlightened my path, and I again went out in search of berries. I was still cold when under one of the trees I found a huge cloak, with which I covered myself, and say down upon the ground. No distinct ideas occupied my mind; all was confused. I felt light, and hunger, and thirst, and darkness; innumerable sounds rang in my ears, and on all sides various scents saluted me; the only object that I could distinguish was the bright moon, and I fixed my eyes on that with pleasure.>>14433812Previous thread.15 days remain.
>>14437579Sweet honkin' jubblies.
>>14437615Oh man S4 is gonna be so good.
>>14437648That pone sure does like flaunting her ass.
>>14437648Her hind legs are really tiny.
>>14437615>putting all those rubbish images in the OP
>>14437615Too big for the marker filename, huh?I am sure as hell cannot wait for the show to happen, but I am in no hurry.
>>14437665That pone needs a coat clipping.
>>14437700Not really, but even if it was
>>14437615Is it true? Has this monstrosity died?
>>14437700does mlpg have a faction like last time?
>>14437711We didn't have a faction last time, and now presumably a whole lot less people are playing since they did a shitty job advertising it
>>14437700>this webpage is not availableoh, ok..
>>14437711wasn't sentenal in charge of it at one point?
>>14437687She might be a tiny horse!
Ok who is the fucker that paid 0r0 to draw markerita?
>>14437726In charge, no, but I think he did help out in the setup of the first one in some fashion I never really understood, and was a player during it.
>>14437660SS is the best of the bunchthe perfect balance of tits and hips
>>14437746Oh boy! Better get dressed!
>>14437744I'm going to need a link before I fly in to a hellish shit-storm with this sort of news
We do have our own white list minecraft servers.http://mlpg.co/v/res/1687.html
Babs sketchesEvens - draw Babs humanOdds - work on existing pictures
>>14437750oh ok. is he playing on it again?
>>14437746I'll make sure to attend.Is this a pot-luck or are you catering?
>>14437746I can't wait, I'm going to bring all my mlp figurines
>>14437746OH BOY WHAT DO I WEAR?
>>14437746*rips and tears the invitation*
>>14437689Oh good, i'm not the only one that linked those 2 in my mind
>>14437759she looks so cuddly!
>>14437763Don't know, he removed me on Steam as friends.
>>14437766For all the shit that 0r0 kicks up, I do have to say that he's a pretty good artist.
>>14437763No idea; this is the first I've heard about it happening again, beyond one person making a single post implying it was happening a few days back and then not elaborating any further.
>>14437768No need to worry, pasta will be provided.
>>14437746>gloomy has her signature bagsthat's cute
Pony wants you to hurt yourself
>>14437746I'm going to be there but I'm probably going to be jackin' it the whole timesince tripcodes are optional I don't actually have to sign this RSVP to show up, right?
>>14437796Fuck you, Pony! Fuck you!
>>14437759that's a cute babsI like herwho is the pony that the bobs on the right is with?
I, for one, welcome brony autisim
>>14437615>15 days remain.Wasn't this hiatus 280 days? I'm slightly surprised we survived for so long with just the comics and EqG drama.
>>14437759if Babs is laughing on the right and Babs is drinking the shake while reading the book, who is the pony in the middle?
>>14437746Man, I'm really looking forward to the premier. Just over a fortnight!
>>14437766I can't even tell what the hell her pose is supposed to be.
>>14437798>RSVP list has two or three names and "Anonymous" listed fifty times>>14437802It's nobody - just a random colt for reference.
Previous Thread>>14433812[MLP:FiM Link Board]Version 8.2.1 10/15/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.Brought to you by Archive!noTe.poNY.--- EQG --- :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_LWpcIqkKQDownload links for episodes, comics, and books:All Seasons: http://derpy.me/Z18riAll Seasons: http://yayponies.euFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.netMLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who in MLPG (and other list of scripts, sites, and programs):http://derpy.me/WhosWho (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Lists of Scripts:http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRREvents:http://mlpg.co/arc/mlp/ (QuestArchive)http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://derpy.me/mlpgn (MLPG Nexus)Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.phpDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streamsDrawings Requests doc:http://derpy.me/hYSflArt reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlMore links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral
>>14437746Thats cute! What the address?>>14437803How did they get their own children?
>>14437746I will bring the shitposting!
>>14437803>Right in the feels
>>14437803>autisim So how's that disability working for you champ
>>14437803>>14437806I don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull but I see what you're doing and I hate it
>>14437820>>14437768>Name and tripcodes are optional. Please RSUPTake a hint already
>>14437817>random coltBabs has a boyfriend~
>my food stamps cover my weight gain powderSoon, I will no longer need MLPG...
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>14437859>>my food stamps cover my weight gain powderWhat
>>14437803>They have fillies and they grow and shit>The CMC never grow oldSuch is the curse of no cutie mark
>>14437842Calm down, Anon. It's a party.I'm going with a name just this once.
>>14437864Yes you are.
Hey, I'm back. Is this place still complete ass?
>>14437889day in and day out
>>14437842You don't have to tell me twice!
>>14437707It's strange, though. They're getting more dynamic looking poses, but Twilight is... well, her stock + wings, not even taking into account things like her curvier neck. Rarity and Fluttershy's poses are reused, but they're reasonably appropriate to the scene, disregarding the total perspective failure (THEY'RE GIANTS ON THAT HILL!)Spike gets a few poses but he's still got those dead, dead eyes.Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash look extra cute in the Celestia side, though.>>14437842It's RSVP; répondez 'il vous plaît, French for please respond.
UNF UNF FAT BUTTS
>>14437746Sign me in
>>14437879unf femrumble unf unf
A human boy is transported to Equestria in order to save it by using the power of the lost element of harmony that has passed down through generations. Will he succeed in activating his element, or will he succumb to the darkness in his heart?
>>14437900I really like his Pony Fantasy videos.
>>14437901This picture really isn't all that special
>>14437904do you think femthunderlane eats her out
>>14437901>FAT BUTTS>with that image>not fat titsit's like you're not even trying to encourage fetishry
>>14437915I don't know, depends on how good he sucks cock
>>14437891>>14437900Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because they'll turn your chips to trash!You've got to set your sights and hopes on setting not to crash!
Do pegasus smell like birds?
>>14437921no dude, they're siblings
>>14437859>weight gain powderWhy would you even drink that shit?
>>14437924fug, you smart anon
>>14437930no, they smell like ponies
>>14437891MOOOOMI FOUND A COMMIE
>>14437919I've only watched his RDP videos.
>considering lying to my boss to get out of work on S4 premierei can wait for youtube on the other epis but i want to be in the streams when its finally back.whats a good excuse? i can only think of giving blood.
>>14437922Well I couldn't post the full thing. That's in old horse.Meanwhile, there's this qt to plump up
>>14437934because food stamps don't pay for fast food?
>>14437924Make sure you use your PIN number.
mel brookes will die in your lifetime
>>14437951>talking about lying out of getting fair work>posting Applejack
>>14437949Pony Fantasy is pretty much him doing the RDP voice while playing a shitty FF6 romhack. It's pretty hilarious, especially when he yells about Trixie.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v6kTcms51A&list=SPNC_sRuPtMokNEoJ2FXhhMIpWSPfQzooW
>>14437919Are they actually good?
>>14437929who are these people
>>14437901Tell me more.
>>14437963Only if I can enter it in to an automatic ATM machine
>>14437924>Please respond pleaseI know, sorry.
>>14437930It really all depends on where that pony lives. I would say they smell like clouds.
>>14437944Is there a problem comrade?
>>14437929>you will never worship Andrea's feet
>>14437746BUT THERE'S NO DATE ON THIS INVITATIONHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN TO SHOW UP!?
>>14437926>>14437944>>14437991>>14437965All this samefagging
>>14437993>feet>not legsStep up senpai.
>>14437970You mean he isn't already dead?
>>14437997like a missle
>>14437978>>14437978>who are these people>who are these people>who are these people>who are these people>who are these people>who are these peoplevIs there ay way to ban this faggot from piss
>>14438011YOU FOUND ME OUT
>>14437997None of themMaybe SB and SS because they're the only ones with a reasonable buildI guess Babs if she were more top-heavybut they're all grossly underage
>>14438011FUCK and i was having so much fun
>>14438024>implying photoshop doesn't exist
>>14438014To the gulag with this one
>>14438051I really wish subby would show up so I could convince him to make me a greasemonkey script that would toggle a (You) on all backlinks
>>14438051Photoshop does exist, and so do proxies. But three different ones posted within a minute of eachother is still a pretty good indicator.
>>14438051>using photoshop for this
>that video of the mare sucking a freakishly large cock and swallowing his loadI hold these threads solely responsible for making me masturbate to bestiality. Fuck you for making me like it.
>>14437817>Babs is biggerI don't think I can hold back the unfs.
>>14438059Who cares if he's samefagging, though?
>>14438059>you will never put in work with Gilda
>>14438043They're glorious.Don't even try to deny it.
>>14438072A good question
>>14438045slick, warm, and jiggly
>>14438080Prettiest bird on the show
>>14438065that was fun to film
>>14438065and yet you've never sucked off a stallionfuck you for your half-measures
>>14438087Such a shame that she's a cunt
>>14438091I'd fuck a pony mare if it was clean, not a stallion though because I'm not a sick homosexual degenerate.
>>14438079Why is she so perfect?
>>14438102you know what I want to seelilly fainting down a flight of stairs
>>14438106Because she _____________________________________________________isn't
>>14438087Makes a pretty human too.
>>14438117But that would hurt her anonhow terrible
>>14438065I've jacked off to Tiara's chrysalis flash, that was my rock bottom
>>14438124All ponies make pretty humans if the artist make them pretty.
Lily is a really fucking cute pony
>>14438066Girls do tend to grow up faster than boys. Whether or not she can maintain that lead is another story.
>>14438092If given a choice, would you rather see Gilda again in Season 4 or add another cat-bird into the show?
>>14438106She probably gives the best head out of all the VAs, chubby girls love sucking cock
>>14438128Lilly fainting down a flight of stairs covered in mattresses and pillows while wearing a suit of armor
>>14438106No-one is perfect.She has mortal flaws just like the rest of us.But she's definitely pretty good.
>>14438137That's, like, the Theory of Everything or something
>>14438124If you're in to that sort of thing
>>14438146Another cat-bird. I imagine that, like ponies, they're all cute.
>>14438124>>14438160Could use a good example to prove the point.
>>14438146I'd rather see gustav show up again
>>14438140She really is!>>14438150Ok well in that case anon I think that would be kosher
>>14438151She's no mortal, fool!
Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands. Read the page, wash your hands.
>>14438146Another cat-bird.Preferably a girl.
>>14438169if you don't like it you don't like it
>>14438189No time for love, Dr. Jones.
>>14438179it's "turn the page" you goddamn mongoloidI bet you don't even get the joke behind "I'm nauseous"
>>14438179READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK
>>14438189>woman in a suitunf
>>14438209and that's why bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity
>>14438218Is that from the fortune teller episode? It's been forever since I've seen the show
>>14437820>How did they get their own children?considering they share next to no resemblance to them I would guess adoption
>>14438211Lydia always gave me a hardon
>>14438202I bet you didn't even know Garbage Day was the pilot episode
>>14438246day of the dumpster was the power rangers pilot episodecoincidence???
>>14438202there was a joke behind it?
>>14438170I could see Gustav as one of the new chef for Celestia after he impress her with her pasties during that contest, or just a background character cooking stuff up in a restaurant or a kitchen whatever the scene demand its.>>14438165>>14438184You got your new griffon! How would you like this griffon to act if she was put into the show?
>>14438224Tongue piercings get me going like nothing else.
>>14438148probably gives the best anal too
>>14438258Snarky and cute.
>that wander over yonder episode
>>14438142Is she going to be like, Big Mac big?
anyone has a mirror of FapTV
>>14438275>studs caressing the frenellum
>>14438303LETS SHIP HER WITH RANDOM CHARACTERS
>>14438275I feel that piercings are dumb. I don't get it. Also worried all the time that someone is going to yank them out.>oh what's that you have large gauges in your ears and a few eyebrow rings nope not anymore now all you have is gaping wounds
>>14438315sounds like a plan
>>14438315>you'll never make Gilda blush
Ever visited the grand canyon guys?
>>14438317But that's now even Kraut.
>>14438165>saving the thumbnail
>>14438349I didn't. Whoever posted the version i saved did.
Daily reminder that PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ is the only one who matters now. She's taller, higher-ranking, more powerful, and better than everyone else.Your favorite pony is shit unless it's PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™. So sayeth Hasbro, so sayeth Meghan, their will be done.
>>14438326Tongue piercings are the only ones I like. Good for extra stimulation during oral.
>>14438230There is something about that Gilda that makes her more attractive. I can't put my finger on it.>>14438315Does it really matter who?>>14438279But thats too vague and Gilda-like.
Two weeks, you faggots.It's actually happening.
>>14438359and then you saved it
>>14438364This has to be the weirdest ship I've ever seen.
>>14438275I wonder if the stud feels good on the head of your cock, metal and my glans don't sound like a good combo to me.
>>14438367Gilda wasn't snarky and cute. She was just a cunt.
Difference between pone and griffin (and why pone is better):Griffin:1. Can't do proper blowjob (without hurting your dick)2. Can't kiss either3. Can't do proper handjob either (too rough)4. Pegasi have wings too, your argument is invalidPone:1. Can suck your off nicely, whole dick2. Soft lips, can kiss3. Can't do handjob eitherSee, pone is better.
>>14438367>>14438375PERHAPS SOME GILDAMAC
>>14438374Where is this shitty art coming from?
>>14438371I feel the hype and pessimism slowly returning. It's a good feeling.
Gilda is a stupid stoner.
>>14438401It's just Rose drawing privately for her popular friends
>>14438392Griffons can give footjobs with their paws.
>>14438410I bet Griffins are soft and fuzzy. Even fuzzier than pone.
>>14438428Still too rough, not skin
>>14438422You sound jealous.
>>14438394BUT HOW WOULD GILDA WOO BIG MAC?>>14438392But can they cuddle? Did we even heard a griffin purr?
>>14438450>being jealous of attention whorerosefag please
>>14438452Would you scratch her under the chin until she purrs.
>>14438392http://i.minus.com/idsWNLnfJ7Yha.gifPonies are the best for blowjobs, those big muscular tongues, oh fuck
>>14438464not on the first date
How come ya'll like Griffons so much when the only 2 we saw on the show were jerks?
>>14437615>>14437615>Applejack calls her "Princess Twilight'
>>14438487hey faggotthe french chef guy was a bro
>>14438487Gilda is pretty and there was nothing wrong with Gustav
>>14438485She'd be putty in your hands.
>>14438487>the only 2 we saw on the show were jerks?You what
>>14438487Chef guy wasnt a jerk though. But i really couldn't care less about griffons
>>14438362pls direct your attention to>>14438492
>>14438383http://i.minus.com/iz0wnafHO9r0U.gifvelvety warm tongues > disgusting mutilated tongues
>>14438362>doompauling about PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE>picture has no wings or crown
>>14438512>>14438492I'm pretty sure PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ is already referring to that. What's equally horrifying is that they call her PRINCESS TWILIGHT™ in the scripts too.
>all these people that aren't satisfied with canon shipping
>>14438504I could care less about them myself.
>>14438487Eh, Gustav wasn't a jerk, Applejack.I would say its a nice change of pace from ponies, for awhile. It makes you wonder why they didn't have a griffin comic by now.
>>14438547Or a diamond dog comic.
>>14438531>they're going to keep bowing to her>her own fucking brother is probably going to bow to her>and her parents>please make it stop
>>14438487Are you implying all gryphons are jerks Applejack?
>>14438538Big Mac has good taste
>>14438564Are you accusing AJ of being racist?
>>14438564>>14438563Applejack is so racist!
Why is she so perfect?
>>14438595unfI hope we get to see non-show destructing transformation in S4
>>14438602oh you willthe other ponies have to become princesses too
It's been a while since one of these popped up.http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/66379519203/what-japan-thinks-of-mlp125-with-timestamps
>>14437615>Pinkie being calm enough to read a bookBut that vector is 2qt4me :3
>>14438613>the other ponies have to become princesses toogod i cant wai until you guys are proven wrong
>>14438641You'll be waiting a long, long time.
>>14438655Oh, did the last thread catch it? Nuts.
>>14438633I always enjoy hearing about how they react to the show in other parts of the world, it's neat.
pony wants to know if you saw her butt
>>14438275Blowjob from pony Vinyl with a pierced tongue or a blowjob from human Vinyl with a pierced tongue?
>>14438681Pony's butt is always visible.
>>14438275piercings fucking stupid and tattoos are too.
>>14438696I only have one penis
>>14438682Pony Vinyl. Those petite mouths and muscular tongues, those eyes looking up at you, those big soft asses, perfect.
>>14438707>not having two penises
I haven't visited here in 4 months, what have I missed?
>have to nopone all day for various reasons>return>all this>>14437615I R EXCITE
>>14438633Somehow I think the audience has changed a bit from the earlier ones, they aren't as funny anymore.
>>14438731a lot of drama over very little.
>>14438729I'm so glad that pinkie's head got remade from scratch
>>14438731Rainbow Dash posted lewd picture of herself
>>14438735It has, but there are still a few fun bits.>00:01:43 It looks like RD is gonna kiss AJ>00:01:43 ↑ It kinda doesn’t! [in big red letters]>00:01:43 ↑ If you pause the video at the right time it does.
>>14438755I want to have slow sensual anal with Fluttershy loving that full feeling it gives her
>>14438731Season 4 in two weeksEQG wasn't bad but it wasn't good either.And comics
>>14438769She's trying to get Twilight to "delete them from the internet"
>>14438789>EG wasn't bad
>>14438789>EqG>not badStop lyingSaying it was mediocre is pushing it. There are almost no things that it did good other than Spike and even then that was for a short while.
>>14438743How does pone even define lewd?
>>14438767>analyou know there's a hole designed for taking it right
Pony says to chub up!
OH RIGHT MORE SPOOKY CUTE QUEST TONIGHT!
>>14438818Hugging on top of the covers with the lights on
>>14437900No one on /mlp/ seems to embed sounds in gifs.
>>14438825I don't need chub, I need muscle. I'm too damn skinny.
>>14438844>Sound included video>GIFpick one
>>14438851Damn right you're too skinny!Get some jiggle on those bones!
>>14438872>tfw red is ded
>>14437997is this Ross?
>>14438844If I had the sound file from it I could
>>14438799>>14438804It's like you guys don't have basic reading comprehension
>>14438836oh goonessThen I'd better start spoilering all this hardcore pornography I've got saved.
>>14438883Scootaloo is really good at that
>>14438892You literally said it wasn't bad. You also added that it wasn't good either, but you still said it wasn't bad. I completely disagree with that.
>>14438882No, he's still as can't-fucking-finish-anything-ever as usual.
>>14438893i want to
>>14438868http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/People used it on /a/ quite a bit a few years ago. I haven't been browsing much recently, though, so it might have fallen out of fashion.The one I linked to looks like the most up-to-date version, though. Looks like it can combine images and sounds at upload time, too, which is neat.
>>14438900That I did perhaps a better choice of worse would have sufficed. But let me just state that I thought the film was mediocre leaning towards bad.
>>14438893how indescribably lewd!
>>14438883Actually, I just remembered there was a link in the video description.[test]
>>14438923I'd do all sorts of things to her.
That picture of Lyra giving a blowjob got my dick so hard that it was painful
>>14438935>>14438923>>14438910I'M NOT EVEN SORRY
>>14438931hmm, I did not know that. thankyou
>>14438939like give her a hug and kiss her on the forehead?
>>14438943Would you drink it?
>>14438893>>14438961Cease and desist, you lawless cur!We've got an APB out on you!
>>14438965Sure, after we're finished.
>>14438968i'd put police pone in an inescapable cuddle lock until she wants to stay
>>14438993anon you are disgusting
>>14438937Perfect.You could probably shave off some size from the gif by changing the indexed colors so that RD's solid colors aren't dithered. And obviously by compressing the audio more, since no one cares about quality when they're dealing with audio embedded in gifs.
>>14438960yeah, that's one of my favorites
THE ADVENTURES OF STICK BOY AND BLOB GIRLForeword by Andrew Dobson
>>14438968YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER
>>14439002shh, shshe'll grow to love itthey always do
>>14439030fuck off with your fetishshit
>>14439017I might have enjoyed this if the art style wasn't fucking terrifying.
>>14439027That's it.You were warned, but now we're going to have to throw the book at you.
>>14439004Well yeah, I was just half assing it right now and I don't know too much about gif work. I think of it as long as it isn't hovering exactly around 3mb's it suffices.
>>14439017>Foreword by Andrew DobsonWell, at least you can make jokes.
>>14439053is she throwing the book at me?
>>14439017Those trousers look about to rip at the seams at the slightest movement
>>14439053Twilight would be shocked at your disrespectful use of books! Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
>>14439040what kind of pony doesn't love cuddling, anon
>>14439017I can't unsee wilson's hair
>>14439085Only the kind of pony that doesn't have sex.
>>14439089MEANWHILE, AT THE STABLE OF JUSTICE
>>14439085Cuddling is essential for healthy pony growth and development, so serial killers, most likely.
>>14439085I know that that one likes cuddles
>>14439077It was the only way.You're going to have to explain how those pages got that way. IN COURT.
>>14439109>"Ten cuddles, hup hup!"
>>14439109why do you love that picture of her not cuddling with youis your fetish cuddling ntr
>>14439125Reminds me of that Hugging workout Scrubbles wroteit was so cute
you put the penis in the pony
Twilight Sparkle is more magical than ever! Click to find out why!
>>14439134But I'm not anon silly
>>14439119I'll just explain that police pony was grossly misusing the resources and power granted to her by the state of Pone. Again.
Pony just booped you with the Ullapool Caber
>>14439140>penis>in the pony
>>14439144that's you in the bedthat's you in the spotlight
derpy just booped you with her butt
>>14439149>Not the Ullaboop Caber
>>14439075She needs to stop taking a slice of cake with her to every lunch she has at that school. But she's in denial, so of course she won't.
>>14439145Slander! Police pony's a good cop!
>>14439167I'm pretty sure that her jeans bursting at the seams on the most embarrassing situation possible would make her land pretty hard
>>14439149was pony at low health?
>>14439193What would be the most embarrassing situation?Right after lunch, in the middle of the hall?
>>14439214During lunch, of courseShe just had one slice too many and her jeans just gave up as she was waddling her way to get more cake
so i haven't watched this thing since i quit at the middle of season 2.did they explain how life dies at some point?
>>14439184When do we get to see police pony banged by a rapist she was trying to bring to justice?
>>14439226They have a pony seemingly going under chemotherapy appear in one episode and then in the next there's a funeral being held.
>>14439193Like during another convo with Rumble?
>>14439239g-granny smith di-died?
>>14439184No, she's a good mare. She's not the best at her job, but she makes up for it with her attitude.
>>14439149>>14439165>check price for strange variant>over 9 keysGoddamn it.
>>14439225I wonder how would she hold together with all those people staring at her, judging, laughing, outright admiring...She'd have to squeeze into the Nurse's Office to call Daddy and tell him it happened again.
>>14439196Pony made a hasty escape with the sticky jumper to a nearby healthpack
>>14439226>>14439239Oh yeah and then in an Apple Family episode two shooting stars race across the sky as Applejack looks up wistfully saying something along the lines of "Too bad everyone couldn't be here..."
>>14439257I wonder what pony prison is like
>>14438805>implying he needs to force themactually he is sorta dragging them in this pic i guess
>>14439257It's just that some days are hard, you know?Augh that's adorable
>>14439279She'd probably get absolutely pelted with food all the way to the office, I bet
>>14439259Most a re desperate to sell it and 9 keys is easy to getbut yeah, that's what happens with salvaged crates, it sucks
>>14439281pony cratersRIP pony ;_;7see you in 8 seconds
>>14439288It's a terrible place!>>14439301Maybe I've been too hard on her.
>>14439305Probably. She's a big target, and has a lot of enemies.
THERE WERE ONLY FOUR GOOD EPISODES IN SEASON 3JUST FOR SIDEKICKSSCAREDALOOAND TWO OTHER EPISODESOF YOUR PERSONAL CHOICE
>>14439322In fact, I'm pretty sure all those enemies made sure she always had plenty of food nearby at all times
>>14439316Goat you should do a "draw this again" pic
>>14439281>sticky jumperwhy would pony give up the decisive ability to sticky spam?
>>14439294Damn, macyou a playa
>>14439326AJ's parents are canon dead niggaDeal w/ it
Pony tells you that you should let her lay her eggs in you. Hay or neigh?
>>14439339I do those pretty often, actually. It's neat to see what I've learned between attempts.Unless you wanted me to redo that coke pony picture.
>>14439342Because she is not a clever pony
>>14439316How did colapone get locked up?
>>14439359w-will it hurt?
>>14439362Nope, I just meant any picture
>>14439372Pony promises that she'll help you pretend that it doesn't hurt by singing a song while laying her eggs.
>>14439288It is a terrible place indeed
>>14439359I dont get down with bugs
>>14439336And she fell for it hook, line, and sinker.Hell, up until the end I bet she was enjoying the constant snacking and desserts, even if the desks were getting tight and her waistline quite a bit wider.
>>14439375Oh, well I'm actually working on one right now. It's not pony at all, though.
>>14439398I bet they all secretly giggled every time they heard the chairs and banks creaking ominously when she sat on them
POLICE PONY BEING RAPED WHEN.
>>14439419Well, the ones that weren't silently staring and blushing at least. If this has taught Tiara anything, it's that a growing belly means more shopping for luxury clothes.
>>14439443policepone R34 is now needed
Good morning mlpg
>>14439470policepone R34 is now AGAISNT THE LAW
>>14439515Mornin Rarity. Sleep well?
>>14439530breakin the lawbreakin the law
>walking into dedAre we stramming or something?
>>14439530Police pone interacting with Dredd when?
>>14439563Certainly. You wouldn't BELIEVE the things Fancy can do in bed!
>>14439225>>14439279>>14439305>>14439322>>14439336To be honest, I just imagine the button on her jeans popping off while she's in private with Rumble. Diamond's about to wig out, but Rumble solves the situation by taking off his longsleeve and giving it to her to tie around her exposed stomach. He's trying not to stare.
why is rarijack so fucking hot
>>14439615It's no flutterjack
>>14439615because of how noncanon it is
SWEATY GRIFFON PAWS
>>14439604There's a lot to stare at.
>>14439627>I have never watched the show
>>14439615This is cutest.
>>14439655well obviously you havent if you think it is
you know, browsing 4chan on your phone isnt as bad as it used to be. there's even a nice app for it.
Is this a good pony?
>>14439704But my phone doesn't support apps
>>14439672AND THAT MEANS SHE HAS HUGE GUTSRIP AND TEAR
>>14439718Hey non, are you that guy who makes gifs?
>all of this shippingSince when did all ponies turn gay?
>>14439633Some light pink stretchmarks, maybe. Rumble would want to make it clear that even if he had to go through with taking Diamond's offer for a date, it wouldn't be about her body - it would be about giving someone a second chance being worth something.
>>14439749fight the power anon
>>14439749Here's some straight ponies.
>>14439715She's much more than that
>>14439818Why don't you just put your dick in that pony already?
>>14439846>Rarity's culinary skills>underdeveloped>made sunny side up eggs out of cereal and carrots
>>14439846They say it's bad for your internal pony glands if you don't achieve full release with self booping regularly
>>14439846But you should be careful not to boop too much.
>>14439856Didn't your mom teach you how to do that? It's an easy recipe.
sdrawkcab dneb smra ym semitemos
>>14439881>cadence>not finding wincest hot
>>14439878I'd rather have Rarity's dad teach me how to bbq.
>>14439745Was wondering if you could make a gif from a scene of Cop Out. It's one of my favorite reactions, but it cuts out the I REFUSE part. Unfortunately, every youtube I find of it isn't good quality or doesn't have that part. It's great.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIJ00Py9Q5Y
>>14439682what a cute picture and what a best pony
>>14439925Are you insinuating that that pony isn't for lewd use and you aren't gunning to do unspeakably lewd things to her?
>>14439925>yeah heh, what a stupid idea
>>14439901>Cadence encourages it because it's 'cute'>Shining and Twilight don't like it
>>14439715she is more than a good pony
>>14439912Would you go fishing with him?
>>14439943I-I don't have to answer that
>>14439950>those snickers and giggles
>>14439956Yeah, as long as I didn't have to eat Sweetie's brunchfast.
>>14439966You mean you want to be insincere with pony?How can you bandy around her feelings like that?Give it to her straight! Give it to her~
>>14439975Maybe it's really good. You don't know.
>>14440015I'd synchronize those life fibers
>>14440015>tfw Rei will never finish this one
>>14440046Dang, that's neat.
Why so ded?
I'm gonna do it
What kinds of things do you think Babs does as a CMC?
>>14439997If you don't want her someone else might.
>>14440015DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>14440060What a sleepy pone>>14440066SNACK THE CRUCH OFF??!
>>14440062She's got her own chaper in manehatten.They probably get into turf wars. Fighting each other with chicken wire and knuckle dusters and caps with sharpened coins sewn in the brim.
>>14440100>caps with sharpened coins sewn in the brimWhy would anybody do that?
>>14440015Remember this?This was good.
pony wants to watch something with you but all they have is boku no pico
>>14440088She's my little pony now, Xieril. Your inability to show your true feels for her has enabled me to stroll up and ask her to the Fall Formal before you could.GAME OVER
>>14440113>parkour>fat little sack of shitI want to see this, if only for when she busts her fat ass.
>>14440169If life is anything like in the comics, soon his friends will come and poke you with a stick, crossdress, and eventually Dash will end up with him.
>>14439940If this isn't good, I guess I could download the movie, but it's hard to get stuff like this down to 3mb
>>14440190She's not fat, she's voluptuous!
>>14440221what, does she fucking bounce over the walls with her butt girth?
Daily reminder tripfags ruined mlpg and the fandom.
ASPIRANTARE YOU HERE? CUTE QUEST TONIGHT?
WellI guess I'll be sticking my dick in PRINCESS Twilight, then
>>14440309I'm already having sex with Princess Twilight Sparkle. Find your own pony.
>>14440317I already did, matey.Get your limp dick out of my wife.
>>14440192There's only one problem with your hypothesis there... I'm not a jock nor entirely unpleasant. What now?
>>14440325She's wearing my wedding band, pal. Leave before the guards take you out.
Would you have horse sex with Lightning Dust MLPG?
>>14440249>this is my fetish>opposite of Derpy
>>14440209It's a good movie regardless. You should watch it. Thanks.
>>14440340Simon, we've talked about this. You were at the wedding, but the letters, the times we found you in the bushes?You're not well, Simon.Please wake up.
>>14440341Sure but she should understand that I am a human
>>14440341no that pony is a jerkwad
>>14440375Good catch, Princess.
Would you a cheerleader?
>>14440325>>14440340Neither one of you is having sex with my wife. Twilight Sparkle is leaving with me.
>>14440341I might eat her out because she's kinda hot, but she isn't getting the D from me. That pony is a total jerk.
okay guysnow we need pones in mechas
>>14440402I'm not sure you want her any more
>>14440401Those are some cute satyrs.
>>14440420That is some terrible hair
>>14440384that was the only way you could ever be transformed into a stallionoh well i guess it is too late now but at least you kept true to yourself
>>14440440So precisely what you'd expect for a real Twilight
>>14440401I always wondered what it felt like for them to wear those kind of outfits with nothing bulging in between their legs down there.
So I don't think my lecithin is workingno real increase to load size at 2400mg per day
>>14440451Must feel pretty damn nice.
>>14440449But Twilight has the best hair in the showTS >FS >RY >RD >PP >AJ
>>14440446Sorry anon if there is one way there are others!besides that wasn't mentioned as part of the hypothetical so it doesn't count!
>>14440451>having that gap between the thighs next to your crotchProbably feels pretty good.
>>14440459I'm on 5gThere's a delay of like a week or twoPygeum works faster
>>14440465> please let me site DoxyCitation denied.
>>14440451>>14440472A kind of similar feeling is letting your pubes grow to jungle level and then shaving them bare.I swear to fucking god it felt like there was nothing down there anymore.
>>14440494I always keep my dingaling hair free, nigga. Feels like I got a penis.
>>14440482How much of an increase should I expect?And yeah, the Pygeum kicked in about 4 days after I started, and I've been taking it for 9 days so far.
>>14440482Are you kidding? I came like a faucet two days in on lechithin alone.
>>14440515Not sureIt's certainly noticeableEspecially after a few days of holding out or intermittent edging
>Spend around 45 minutes trying to figure out how to properly configure something because every fucking tutorial was using the old version>Go to the fucking documentation website>Thing fucking worksWHY.WHY DON'T PEOPLE UPDATE TUTORIALSWHY AREN'T PEOPLE 100% THOROUGH ON THEIR TUTORIALSWHY DO I HAVE SPEND 45 MINUTES CONFIGURING GLFW
Pony's rosy cheeks
>>14440527Everyone is different, Anon
>Being a mare>never have to shave because coat always grows to perfect length>get to pretty up your mane and tail and wear cute saddles>never bleed every month because your uterus is superpowered and reabsorbs everything>super muscular vagina that you just have to keep clean and everyone wantsMust feel great being so superior
>>14440527I don't believe youI need proof
>>14440561Clearly not, I hear shit all the time from guys who're like "It took two weeks ..."
>>14440548Calm down TwilightYou'll mess up your bedsheets
>>14440548>GLFWYou making one of yer goat anime games, son?
Whoa hey, threads gettin weird again
>>14440548>Using tutorialsThat's where you went wrong, straightedgeanon
>twilight and friends power-up their EoH rainbow beam>it turns into this and beats up the villainwhat is your reaction
>>14440571You're not getting proof, but anecdotally I needed to take care of business after my ladyfriend's bits started hurting too much, went to the bathroom and practically pissed cum all over the toilet seat. This stack is pretty amazing.
>>14440568I'd like to at least be a pegasus or unicorn thoughI feel like as an earthy I would just feel inferior all the time and without magic or wings and with the loss of fingers and such I'm basically just a walking cocksleeve
>>14440597Sound unbelievableProvide proof or mlpg will think you're a liar
>>14440596Celestia and Luna better have fucking Stands because serouslySeriously
>>14440605I'd agree. I'd actually prefer to be a pegasus because I'm a bit of an adrenaline jockey. Being a pegasus mare that goes fast would be the best.
>>14440590I'm just learning GLFW so I can make a small 3d game with ponies>>14440595>StraightedgeanonHow?
>>14440617stop talking for mlpg as a whole faggottake it to /soc/ or the sub
>>14440617I know hot glue is banned and allBut surely you're not THAT desperate for new videos
>>14440597>girlfriend>can make her hurt>massive loadsYepThis is a little overboard
>>14440559All of them
>>14440548If you're gonna program a lot, prepare yourself.
>>14440638Actually it's vaginisimusIt's not something to crow aboutShit sucks when you're getting close to cumming and she has to say "stop" for fear of wracking pain for the rest of the weekend
>>14440634>hot glueThat's not what I'm asking forI just want to know that it's worth it to keep taking the stack
>>14440631Will there be romance?
>>14440580It's okay. She has a Spike.
>>14440621But Anon.The Sun and the Moon are their stands.
>>14440631You're straight edge because you didn't copy/paste someone else's code to make everything work. Since you didn't steal, you're considered a 'straight edge' programmer.Most programmers would simply steal the code they need to make it all work right. You're doing the better thing by actually learning it.
>>14440627pegasus mare master race
>>14440660I was actually asking how did you know I was straightedgeanonI mostly learn by example
>>14440653Not that guyBut it's worth itLay off the pygeum if you've got a gf and you're still using condoms.The pre will make that shit slide off the moment you're at 99% hardness
>>14440638He also used the terms 'ladyfriend' and 'bits' to describe a vagina. That's virgin speak.>>14440652So is vaginismus.Ya'll done oversold it.
>>14440675I knew you were straight edge anon from your previous postsI've been working on SFML games. Mostly abandoned because of real life
>>14440679> using certain words screams 'virgin'> so is an actual diagnosis by a GF's doctorI know you may have been on here some time, but this isn't "bags of sand." Vigorous sex makes her cunt hurt. Does that make you feel better somehow? More at ease with this conversation?Moreover I'm Anonymous and if anything virgins or nearlyvirginagains are in the majority on this General, what on Earth would I have to gain?
>>14440678But pre is my favorite part...
pony wants to drive you crazy
>>14440627>>14440605>>14440568>>14440661All you anons and your wanting to be the pretty pegasus mareAm I really the only one that would choose earth pony stallionI mean come on they are adorable
>>14440707She already does
>>14440709adorable and boringbut we can still go out if you want
>>14440702BREAKING NEWSXIERIL WANTS TO BE THE PEGASUS MARE
>>14440661Pegasi qt race
>>14440678>The pre will make that shit slide off the moment you're at 99% hardnessSpeaking as a guy who's always leaked like a faucet, that's ... odd. What the Hell brand and size have you been using such that makes you slip-slide?
>>14440703That feel of 'I'm so cool'
>>14440709Well, see, you actually aren't the only one that would choose earth pony stallion.Because you will never get to make that choice.
>>14440725>not wanting to be a pretty mare in a dress
>>14440725Not really, no. I'd like to be with a pegasus mare though
>>14440732Anon, let's be practical here. I'm talking about having to finish in the bathroom mid-coitus on a MLPG fan board.In what universe does this make me 'feel cool'?
>>14440709Well, you could be the cute Earth stallion if you really wanted. Maybe later we could fly on up to Cloudsdale and catch a mov--Oh, wait.
>>14440747It's more the fact that you can piss cum
>>14440760It feels amazing and maybe a little impressive, but even speaking as a big stack fan it's not necessarily 'cool'.
>>14440709I'd be a chubby earth pony mare in a pretty apron.
ponimoutoyounger filly juice
>>14440720Not boring anon, just adorable! And sounds like a plan>>14440740While you will never rustle my jimmies anon, I must give you credit for your diabolical spoiler trap>>14440755There are plenty of places to see movies anon, no need to retreat to your secret villainous wingpone skylair
>>14440709Maybe if you were the stallion i could be the mare.
>>14440791Little pony abuse
>>14440747>uses MLPG>claims to have 'girlfriend'>actually says 'coitus' instead of sexVIRGIN DETECTED
>>14440803He'll only disappoint you, Anonymous.
>>14440755>wanting to be cute anything
>>14440709But if I were a stallion then it would be gay to be fucked by all the stallions in equestria
>>14440803I'd rather just date another cute mare and just have stallions come over when we want to have fun
>>14440806"Mid-coitus" is a pretty common phrase, mate.Would you prefer "in flagrante delicto"?
>>14440828>not mid-horizontal tango
>>14440791>hitting pony>everWhat a monster
I'm pretty sure my gf doesn't even know that I cum more than normalShe's only had one guy before me and I've been on it the whole time we've been together
>>14440810He's a pony. How could he?>>14440824Nigga you straight.
>>14440824My niggaI would find the best friend ever, have secret girl pony makeout sessions, and probably keep a boyfriend on the side that I'm not so slutty with.
>>14440836I'd hit on that pony
>>14440709I'd be a pegasus stallion.I've always wanted to fly.
>>14440843>He's a ponyWe're talking about FlyingSaucer, not a pony.
>>14440834> mid-horizontalIt's horizontal hoedown, pelvic peaknuckle, diagonal dicking, or vertical voluptuousness, mate.Try to keep up.
>>14440828>"Mid-coitus"It sounds like something Hank Hill would say because he gets awkward around the subject of sex.
>>14440846I'd hit both of you.
I hope the next thread is about blue pony.
>>14440841She might just think YOU cum more than HE didEither that or she hasn't really noticed as you finish inside and there's only so much difference you can tell, aside from it leaking out into panties and all that.
>>14440803Maybe anon, maybeespecially if you look like that mare>>14440810How terribly rude>>14440821You do make a compelling argument anonymous
>>14440852But in the theoretic situation he's a pony.
>>14440859It's still pretty common.
>>14439158Choosing his religion?
>>14440900I'm pretty sure I;m a pony at least
>>14440900but >>14440709 >>14440803
>>14440882>>14440911Just ignore that anonHe likes trying to rain on my parade regarding any kind of pony transformation talkits his super special talent
>Gay couples in Equestria is considered perfectly normal>Most ponies see couples as really close friends rather than sexual partners
>>14440911>>14440915Oh, you can be a mare. FlyingSaucer just doesn't want to be a pony.
>>14440917I wonder what his cutie mark looks like
>>14440928"I don't want to believe"
>>14440928A giant dick brick, or more colloquially known as a 'cock block'.
>>14440924IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR BOOP
Are you guys bringing any snacks to the premiere party?
>>14440928I don't know a parade getting rained on would be kind of hard to render in cutie mark form, hmm
>>14440955How about just a silhouette of a pony with a red circle and a slash through it?
>>14440971Or a silhouette of a pony getting rained onOr a group of balloons with rain coming out of the bottom.
>>14440971Ha, thats so simple its probably perfect>>14440936That took me a second longer to get than it should haveclever
>>14440954Chips and Tim Tams and Pepsi Max
>>14440983How about some real food?
>>14440925> the flip side means that any particularly close friends are expected to be having sex, dating or no> the whole town ... wonders about the Main Six
>>14440991I am bringing a cow.
HOOONESTYIS SUCH A LONELY WOOORD
>>14440954Apple slices, peanut butter, and a bowl of grapes. Also, a gallon of vodka.
>>14441002and I'll bring unlimited juice
>>14440991AnonIt's been like 9 monthsI'm going to eat some junk food for this and you can't stop me
>>14440954Lefso, and Polarbread with Raspberry Jam.
>>14441000EVERYONE IS SO UNTRUEEEE
>>14440993> The sheer volume of parties and sleepovers doesn't help
i am glad fs isnt a pony because he would try to enslave me
>>14440997>this is "the beast"I wholeheartedly agree.
>>14440997This fat 13 year old knows what he's talking about. A young boy well beyond his years in wisdom.
>>14440954Homemade guacamole, pringles, and Dr Pepper
is no one making the new horse?Don't make me do it anons I will and it will end in tears
>>14441041>I'm wise beyond my yearsI need that applebloom pic, someone post it in the new horse
>>14441052I was kind of expecting a vacationing princesses edition.
>>14440997>You should date for looks>I'm not gonna date a fat chickWowza
>>14441052Make it about Sassaflash
>>14441067>Luna will never fill out a swimsuit because of her tiny butt
>>14440997I'M A GOOD GUY TRY ME OUT!
>>14441029>Most of them have discussed what other ponies think they are doing together at the sleepovers>Rainbow always seems to be the first to laugh nervously>Pinkie very subtly makes passing comments during parties and sleepovers that she'd be okay with anything as long as her friends were and she'd be happy with them no matter what
>>14440997NopeI'm perfectly happy with my average looking gfShe makes me happy
>>14441067well it seems you got princesses at least>>14441078we are saved
>>14440997>I wouldn't go out with fat girls>Girls, please lower your standards>I'm fat as fuck but I'm a 'good guy'>all other guys are douchebags because they don't beta spaghetti all over the place
I love Queen Chrysalis
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.