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I want the serious discussion to continue
Dash is my pony waifu
it's only going to get worse, isn't it?even after the season starts the shitposting won't slow down...
>prvious thread not even markednot sure if thats a bad thign considering
Lets keep shitposting about entry-level philosophy.What if animals are actually heaps smart but they don't tell us like in cartoons? Wouldn't that be crazy? Logically that would mean it shouldn't be considered 'edgy' to enjoy killing other humans.
>>14433833I was actually enjoying it.Discussion is better than mindless "pony did x" chatter and fetish discussion.
>>14433849Only pony can save you now.It is foretold.you haven't long to wait
Pony loves pony, but pony doesn't love pony.Pony needs some help breaking it to pony.
>>14433839thread is getting manually marked right?
>>14433859I was enjoying it too!
>>14433852Fuck you lets.
>>14433870and now /v/ joins the party!
*wwalks into thread*heyit's meshitposting is fun eri
if humans are so great then why are you still a virgin?
>"Hi there, master!!"
>>14433891I don't fuck women.
>>14433893>Hi thereDon't fucking address me like that. You must say "how are you?" or "good day".
i'm just saying nihilism sucks.
>>14433870It's not surprising though. Consoles will always have shit specs compared to their contemporary PCs. Since it's not that easy to tell the difference between 720p and 1080p when you're sitting at a normal distance from a living room TV, it's not the worst thing in the world to drop the resolution a bit.
>>14433902>"Sorry... I'll get it right next time. I promise!"
>>14433870Le game luna agrees! +1 subscribe and like thx.
quiet pony best pony
>>14433922Make sure you do. I'm not paying for any more eye makeup.
>>14433833Thankfully it's contained in the other thread.
>>14433891But I'm not.Though losing my virginity wasn't the best way to lose your virginity.
>>14433870I find it sad that console manufacturers can sidestep their "lack of interesting games" problem by making a big stink about hardware problems and network problems so when everything is fixed/patched/corrected/pinkiepie they can easily sell their consoles.But the REAL sad part is when gaming communities from IGN to /v/ eats that shit up quickly.I'll just be on PC, playing Star Citizen and Reset.
>>14433891Because I am an unsavory creature.
>>14433944>muslimshy showing her tailWhy is an angry mob not stoning her to death for indecency?
>>14433812god what i would give to see that bear rape fluttershy
Save the planet, kill yourself. Evil scum humans.
>>14433966I'm gonna go outside and shoot a squirrel with my .22
marrying sweetie belle
Every human is Hitler.
Save the planet, kill THE JEWS.
>>14433966Save your keys, leave the not pony shitposting out of the new horse.
>>14433973>tfw you can't marry a 7 year old
>>14433982BAD GOY, save the chosen people ie the Jews, kill the planet.
>>14433983But what if personhorse shitposting
>>14433990But she's 9.
Bonbon saying obscenities during sex.
>>14433999She's a very smart nine year old.I bet she's going to be princess one day!
Unicorns are friendsEarth ponies and pegasi are food
>>14433993Personhorse isn't shitposting unless it's EQG
>>14434010She is. Your princess.
>>14433982I didn't know you could burn Jews.
if twilight and friends are so importantthen why don't they have mechas?????
Should I fap right now? I fapped last night and I don't know if I should fap again this morning.
>>14434015>implying there is anything wrong with posting EQG
>>14433950Fuck you retard you know nothingPS4 outpowers PC by 5 times!suck it!
Will the new season bring new quests?
>>14434016Literally the best.
>>14434029EqG is what happens when Hasbro shitposts on the show.So yes, EqG is shitposting.
>>14434027do it you fancy one
>>14434029eqg = shitposting eqg = posting shitposting shit = shitposting
>>14434027You remind me of a 14 year old who tries to talk to me and tells me sometimes that hes afraid to cum and asks me how it happens.
>>14434049Why are you hanging out with 14 year olds?
>>14434033hopefully Chronicle Quest
>>14434015Well goodBecause there's lots of qt art
The entire concept of "humanity" is dumb considering how much strife and plain difference is between what most call "humanity".
>>14434055He added me on steam. He has literally 3 friends on his friends list. I feel bad for the guy but now i think i'm going to block him because he talks about some really weird shit. Maybe thats why he has no friends.
>>14434027The biggest guideline is whether it's actually easy to do. If you feel like you're forcing one out, then don't. If it comes naturally, then do.
>>14434059I don't get the no anthro rule is sexualized stuff not okay, but cartoony stuff like this is fine?
>>14434003gilda saying obscenities during forced paw sniffing
>>14434062"humanity" was invented by the unicornsracial mixing is racial slopfour sided harmonic pony cube
>>14434062It means humans.
>>14434075mares evolve from fillies
>>14434075>humans are a unicorn inventioncurse those magichorns and their alternate universe magic theories
>>14434062Jesus stop already. I hate you all.
>>14434062I hope I live long enough to see humans unite against a common threat.Or at least to see the U.S. band together in a state of total war.
>>14434086MLPG is brainwashed by liberal anti-human unicorns
>>14434070Technically all anthro at all is against the rules, but people just report porn more often so it's targeted more often.There's lots of rules that people ignore.
>>14434089More like jewnicorns am I right
>>14434087>yfw the common threat ends up being ponies>yfw we exterminatus equestria
How old is chrysalis anyway?
>>14433812i saw OP's pic and immediately thought of fluttershy taking big ursine cock... which makes me think of annie from LOL taking big bear dick from tibbers, too.
>>14434076>furseisekiI played with that guy on Minecraft once.Feels when I never will again
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MARKER IS IN THE THREAD BEFORE THIS ONEI THOUGHT WE WERE BEB
>>14434117who gives a fucking shit about your assfaggot game
>>14434117That is one weird-looking Annie.
>>14433830I don't think we survived the hiatus.
Best pony best protag
>>14434139THE FINAL CUNTDOWN
>>14434128just saying, faget.>>14434142works for me, them lolis be sexy>pic related
>>14434166I'd consider buying one of her albums if she actually knew how to make good songs.
>>14434117>hey guys look at our mona lisa art, it will really look like this ingame!>the model turns out to be fucking shitevery time
>>14434180that's why I love ascii. You get what you see and you see what you get.
>>14434180Jinx looks nice
What flavor would your favorite pony be if they were ice cream?
>>14434199Is beautiful a flavor?
>>14434128Everyone. You're the weird one now, hater.
>>14434166I don't think it's bad, I just like the original Annie model better.
>>14434175she should make porn
http://i.imgur.com/Wh7zaac.pngJesus ChristI should not be this aroused
>>14434199Why would I eat my favorite pony?
>>14434198>art looks like this>stays true it by the model/spriteWhy are they so based?
>>14434180Do you expect movies to be the static image on posters for 2 hours, too?
>>14434180yeah.... the pictures dont actually matter, they barely resemble the models in game, or they change portraits but not models, like they did with nocturne recently
>>14434232>comparing movies to a shit genre of video gamesthe fuck are you talking about
>>14434226It's okay to be aroused by it as long as you remember that obesity is wrong and is a plague on humankind.
>>14434244I'm saying that only idiots would take art designed to draw attention as the shit they'll actually put in.
>>14434246No YOU'RE fat.
>>14434033Speaking of which, does anyone know what Braeburn Quest's status is?
>>14434252NO NO NO NO NONOT AGAIN GODDAMNIT
>>14434226thinking of that belly button?
>>14434279nope, thinking about that hairless, virgin filly pussy.
>>14434279N-n-no... O-of cource I'm not...
Pony recolored your skin and hair to make her OC
>>14434298Why would she do that? I thought I was her OC.
>>14434311rarity is shit
>>14434294it looks you could slip a finger in easy
>>14434311OH MY GODSHE'S SO MARSHMALLOWY I'D LIKE TO SQUEEZE HER EVERYTHING AND cuddle her nonsexually
Pony thinks you're horrifying and not in the "insane monkey with nuclear weapons" way
>>14434329AND THEN FUCK HER IN THE PONUT
Should I be using newspaper, or sawdust to line the pony's cage?
>>14434345Fine, ponies aren't even that attractive anyway.They don't even have nice human butts like in all the porn, they just have weird horse butts.
>>14434351>ponut>not her vagina
What if ponies were scared of people.
>>14434371That would be cute.
>>14434366Pony thinks you're ugly, gross, and meanPony says get out of her equestria
>>14434398Hold the fucking phone here. I thought ponies were meant to like humans, and stand up for them. I don't know show you're watching, pal.
>>14434412you might as well fuck a colt at that point
>>14434398>RARG PONIES DESRVE TO BE TREATED LIKE PONIES NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO RAPE MILLIONS HURRRRI just want to rape all the ponies and take over Equestria, but, hey, that's your opinion and I'm fine with that. Looks like you've got some growing up to do.
>>14433812She will bear his child.
>>14434417What do you say about Iron Will, huh?
>>14434440>>14434446and maybe afterward, he could fuck you
>>14434438Oh crap, I forgot about that.
What's the most pretentious indie game on steam?
>>14434478all of them
>>14434381Even if every time you got close they'd get jittery and jumpy.
>>14434478the one that's fun and original that /v/ hates because it's not violent or sexy enough
>>14434472Lyra please dress warmly
>>14434502I'd dress pone up in warm clothing.
>>14434462hm-hm. Seems only fair.
>>14434478that walk-simulator one.Gone home.
Why would anyone make a series of humanized porn comics where none of the characters act or look nothing like their pony counterparts in the most generic nonsensical porn/sex situations?Why would someone pay ridiculous amounts of money for stuff like that when they can find some porn manga with the exact same plot?
>>14434531Because bronies have the power of autismbux.
>>14434531Because people are really stupid when they're horny.Really, really stupid.
>>14434462He's not allowed to do that. He's banned from cumming for an entire month.I will lick his asshole clean, though.
>>14434509Would you do the same for a changeling, though?
>>14434552But there ain't a cloud in the skymust have been a tear from your eyeeverything will be okay
Pony wants to watch a movie with you.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBbcHvgiBXw
>>14434556choke it to death with a scarf? yeah.
>>14434563I don't understand why this is so much more emotional with Shrek
>>14434556She seems to really enjoy strangling that changeling.
>>14434556exterminate the changelings entirely?yeah sure whatever.
who the fuck are you people
>>14434556Holy shit that changeling is a cute and chubby little fucker.
Sweetie Belle is a ROBOT!
>>14434600You can't do that. The emprah loves cheese.
>>14434556Man that changeling enjoys being strangled.
>>14434614CHEESE FOR EVERYONE
>>14434608A killer robot?!
>>14434583I'm never sure if this picture's supposed to be>We've been asked a question and have to pick a responseor>We've just asked her "what are we going to do on the bed pomf =3" and she's responding with "Point 1: You're cute, Point 2: I've got a dick, you connect the dots dummy"
Guys, I'm heading to costco to pick up some ponies but I can't decideShould I get the 2-pack of XL ponies or a case of mediums?
>>14434634Get the prettiest ponies!
>>14434631It's the second one.
>>14434611You'll thank me later.
>>14434634bothyou should also get some costco pizza
>>14434630megaman kills sweetiebotwhat power does he get?
>>14434645we may never know
>>14434636Alright, I'll pick up the XLs because that's the only size Celestia comes in>>14434643excellent call on both countsthank you for your advice
>>14434614There are no pones in EquestriaAnd the streets are paved with cheeselegs
Celestia has just as much personality as Cadence
>>14434671Pretty much but Celestia have legions of bronies to support her.
>>14434671I like them bothI like all the princesses!
>>14434687>Lunafags trying to turn the tidesthis is just like when Rarifags try to call other ponies sluts
>>14434687It seems like her only purpose in the show is to show up and job to the newest big bad>>14434707All the princess are very prettyTwilight is just the least prettiest
>>14434700I said OLD HORSE.AND IT'S SHIT ANYWAYHUMANS ARE NOT EBTTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE
1 Celestia2 Luna3 ?There are onyl 2 princesses.Don't be fooled.
>>14434718Give an animal a piece of paper with "2 +2 =" written on it an a pencilstop breathing until it solves it
>>14434732if that were true then how do you explain this?http://derpibooru.org/467041
>>14434735>animals have lived for billions of years >humans have been humans for thousands>implying you need to be intelligent to be happy>implying life's meaning isn't to be happy>implying implications
>>14434722>our decision is the morally correct oneoh wowevery religion ever all over again
>>14434752Holy shit, you're backwhat animal solved that basic equation? get it to a scientist!
>>14434747Of all the artist to plagerize did that person really trace Angelthecatgirl's shitty art?
>>14434752This. All intelligence has given humans is grief and suffering.And pruides think this is a good thing.
>>14434767But intelligence gave me the means to call you a fucking retard from anywhere in the world.And that makes me happy.
>>14434755http://vhemt.org/intellyes.htmWow. These guys are assholes.
>>14434735That's a pretty shitty example since a human would be unable to solve it all the same, unless the human has a huge pile of knowledge handed to him on a plate, in other words, educated.
>>14434777And still you don't have a mate.Or a team.
Humans are just evil and that's basic knowledge, how can you deny it?It would be better for our mother if we all just died.
>>14434766The guy knows his fetishescan you blame him?
>>14434784alrightwe'll be generous and give you twenty years to educate an animal to perform mathmost humans don't take nearly that long but I'm willing to give you a bit of leeway
>>14434784So take an animal that is 10 years old and a human that is 10 years old and give them both the piece of paper.Any animal. Except the ones that are too petty to live for 10 years, I mean.
>>14434777You're getting happiness from making others suffer, fact invalidated.
>>14434795Then why couldn't he have chosen a better artist with the same fetish(s)? She's just all around awful. The only good thing she can draw is asses, nipples, and areolas
>>14434817>Fact invalidatedThat's your opinion.Fucking retard.
>>14434669why is she so pretty?
>>14434794Humans aren't plain evil. Knowledge makes you think and if you think you become greedy and the easiest and most straight-forward way is usually the most controversial( in most cases it can be defined as "evil").
>>14434825if you know of a better pony artist for anthro size difference smut with huge boobs I'm all ears
>>14434827>sadists are great people, everyone who is a sadist should be respected and should be encouraged
>>14434735Why does mathematical performance make someone a better being?
>>14434833It's her eyes.
>>14434841Sheela The only think that stops their art from being perfect in my eyes is their inability to draw faces, but it sure as hell beats the side mouth and weird as fuck snout thing that Angel does.
>>14434840Extacly my words, humans are evil.
>>14434858It's less mathematical performance, and more being smart enough to comprehend the pencil, paper, and the numbers 2 and 4.
>>14434812>>14434810You guys are really shitty at these "humans are the best!" argumentshttp://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/12/071218101240.htmI'm not even arguing for the humans suck and are nothing special-side, since that's wrong too
>>14434873Homo homini lupus, as plautus said.
Most animals are pretty worthless in our modern, humanized world.
>>14434890?????speak a human language i cant understand
>>14434869I'm not a fan of the soft glowyness sheela puts over everything but you make a good point
>>14434905>what is google>2013>not knowing latin
>expecting animals to ever know or comprehend what arabic numbers are>not learning animal numerical systems>not doing monkey math
>>14434877Why does having smart enough to comprehend the pencil, paper, and the numbers 2 and 4 make someone a better beeing?A tiger would claw your fucking face out, pussy.No guns, armors and teamwork required.Shitmanity loses again ^^
>>14434886>the things humans evolved alongside are also smartWELL I'LL BE DAMNED
>>14434913zibba 2 cute
>>14434912I only speak the language that matters
>>14434860Chrysalis plsstop trying to devour all the little ponies
>>14434923Take the claws and teeth away from the tiger, as you're not letting the human have any weapons either.Watch any able-bodied human choke the tiger out.
You make pony happy.
>>14434919>not ogre math>not counting on onion layersfarquaad please
>>14434936Take the teeth and nails away from the human,then.Take away its hands too.
>>14434936Except claws and teeth are things tigers are born with. Guns and other humane faggotry nor.
>>14434948>take away it's handsthen take the tiger's paws as well
>>14434939zibba 2 hot
>>14434927Devouring and Corrupting them.
>>14434956>>14434948>tfw imagining a handless human fighting a tiger with no teeth or forelegsI don't even know what feel this is
>>14434955You want a natural fight, right?Well humans, defying nature as they do, will either have a weapon or the tiger doesn't have a weapon either.
>>14434982I fucking love lamia.
>>14434955the tiger had a few thousand years to come up with weapons and it ended up with teeth and clawsthe human had a few thousand years to come up with weapons and it came up with spears and gunsseems fair to me that they should both be allowed to use whatever they want to bring to the party
>>14434984WHEN IS THAT GOING TO BE FINISHED
>>14434973unffffff fat pony butt
>>14434969Stumpfight 2013: Man vs. TigerDon't miss it!
>>14434975you humans just cant win without cheating..........oh masters of everything so greatcant even beat a real strenghth in an one on one fightHUMAN LOGICMAN UP
>>14434986She's the kind of artist you feel like you shouldn't like, but you do anyway
>>14434955>>14434975You know, if the human is not a skilled fighter/hunter and just an average pick from the 7 billion pool, it's probably gonna end up dead even with a glock. The tiger might die too, but the human wouldn't survive. If you specifically go for modern medium/long-range weapons then the human has a decent chance of survival.
Evil is an abstract concept that is determined by cultural valuesTherefore, evil does not exist
Do you know what cloning and genetic engineering are? Animals are literally worthless.
>>14435000oh, it's a she? Huh. and yeah, for the pedo stuff and the broken anatomy and the impossibly large dicks.Wiat a minute, I love the impossibly large dicks
I wish to bury my face in a human ponk's curly hair. Is that too much to ask?
>>14434794End yourself, then.
>>14434998>cheatingyou call it cheating, educated people call it "being a fucking human being".>>14435007You do realize that a handgun is a mid-range weapon, right?
>>14435011All concepts de facto exist.
>>14435011True. But fair and unfair exist.
>>14435017impossibly large dicks are greathttp://derpibooru.org/451535
>>14435019fuck off corwinno one likes you
>>14435026Good luck giving it to someone who'd never shot a gun before and having them aim and hit successfully at midrange while a tiger is running towards them. Though arguably the same issue would arise with a rifle too, but at least they might have some idea about how they should hold the thing.
The hiatus is killing us. I just want to talk about lamia's impossibly large dicks.And large insertions in generals.Enough with the human shit.>>14435036I find this easy to unf to.
>>14435011Humans are so evil they literally INVENTED evil.how fucked up is that??!they come up with monsters to pretend that they arent monsters
>>14435044>you will never jack off a giant stallion's monster cock
>>14435025>End yourself, then.why?>>14435028You have no evidence of that
>>14435044can you at least until night or something?or just go to /unf/ which was the whole point of it being made
>>14435019I want to lick Edith's dirty and stinky feet
I remember when Friday was the best day in MLPG. Good times.
>>14435058can you guys fuck off to a non pony board with your human vs tiger and fair vs evil debates?
oh god Season 4 is so close
>>14435055>stallion cockBut I prefer oversized futa cock.>>14435058and then what, should you tell the "humans are best" guys to take it to /b/ or /co/?
>>14435044Have you tried /tg/?
>>14435036I've never seen such a right opinion beforehttps://derpiboo.ru/446984?scope=scpe995055da109e12330c8a110ac088dd71ece737eaI really wish I didn't like Neko-Me, Badgerben, and Lamia so much.
>>14435075Of course, the best board there is.
>>14435041Guns aren't terribly difficult to use. Take any American and they could figure it out just from side-effects of our culture. People in relaively gun-free nations might not fare as well, but a gun really isn't difficult to use. My first time shooting a handgun went swimmingly.Plus, with the right handgun, you've got 16 tries to hit that tiger and maybe even another 16 in another magazine.Not to mention the noise might scare it off, or it might decide to stop running close after it gets a single hole torn in its organs.
>>14435026> educated people call it "being a fucking human being".extaclybut saying your not a cheater doesnt make the cheats not be cheats
>>14435074I'm not really a fan of futa but I guess I can see the appeal
>>14435078>Badgerbenthis one I don't know of.
>>14435100You've probably seen his art. Many times.
>>14435093It's only cheating if for some reason, you still consider humans on the same level as other animals.And even if you do, the very ability to cheat at all should change your opinion.
Oh god I'm so hard right now
>>14435100you may recognized him by his furry name "yiffer"he draws stuff like this: http://derpibooru.org/396197I used to be really in to his smut but I don't care for how he does ponies or anthro ponies
>>14435100He's a weird artisthttp://derpiboo.ru/102244?scope=scped91763938da66e42dd452757177a6d2f8cdb9b3f
>>14435106>the very ability to cheat at all should change your opinion.yes, it changed my opinion to "all humans shoulda be extermniated"
>>14435113yifferfox's art all looks the same
>>14435120so are you going to start with yourself or are you a threat to others?
>>14435113>you may recognized him by his furry name "yiffer"
>>14435119>>14435113Oh. That one. I'll be in my bunk.
>tfw you like huge dicks so much you don't care how good the art is if it's at least watchableIsIs this how a furry feels
>>14435067I remember Friday always being the worst day.Because it was right before the new ep, and there would be more people, and things would be crowded and annoying and eventually angry.Thursday night was always the best and chillest time for mlpg.
>>14435061you and me both, budhttp://mlpg.co/art/src/1361691913952.png
>>14435137You have finally found enlightenment, anon.Once you are able to fap to anything regardless of quality just so long as it features your fetish you have finally become one with your erection.
>>14435137yesthat's exactly how I feelI hate so much about the pornography I consume and the community that produces it, but I don't give a shit because I'm addicted to masturbation
>>14435141>>14435061Maybe this is why he left...
>>14435150No, he posted that fic in his thread himself.Corwin's pretty down with fetishes. Believe me.
>>14435144>>14435145I have become Boner, destroyer of hands
>>14435074no shit they need to fuck off too
I GAVE YOU MY HEART AND THEN YOU TURNED AROUND
>>14435144>>14435137To be fair by that point you're not really getting off to the shittily drawn picture of an anthro horse on a big dick, but more the idea and scenario it inspires, right?
>>14435171HASBRO PLEASE LET THIS SONG ENDWE'RE A BUNCH OF FLOATING HEADS
there are no heroes left in man
>>14435173Pretty much, yeah
yfw S4E1 leaks tomorrow.
>>14435173Yes, but the shittily drawn image of the big anthro horsedick speeds things along by a significant margin
>>14435158Then... Why did he leave us? ;_;
How come whenever Fluttershy learns a lesson in an episode, she usually unlearns them in later episodes?
>>14435171BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE
>>14435171So different now from what it seemedNow life has killed the dream I dreamed.
>>14435184I'd be so excited
>>14435188He grew too old to be drawing ponies, anon.He had greener pastures to get to.;-;
>>14435190RESTING ON MY FACE
>>14435190Babs plsyour balls are very nice and I like that you let me play with them but they're really not that huge
>>14435193the same reason they all do: shitty writing that results in shitty continuity.I remember there was an instance of continuity and it sent MLPG into a frenzy because it's so rare.
>>14435199Is he still doing stuff?
>>14435141wasn't there another one?
>>14435213He recently put some new art in his thread on the sub.
what if more food pony porn pictureshuhhuh
>>14435218Yeah, but it's not sweaty and smelly.In fact, it's washing Edith.http://mlpg.co/art/src/1361691857406.png
>>14435230i guess it's a third one then. i think it was about anon delivering a pizza to her place or something
>>14435237Oh yeah, herehttp://mlpg.co/art/src/1361747089047.png
>>14435222you over fed pone. pone is now balloon. do not overfeed pone.
>>14435237I thought that was derpyam I thinking of something else or do we have two disgusting pizza delivery greentexts
You you make rarity Patriotic pony?
>>14435247not pony feeding porn, FOODPONY porn
>>14435250anon plsyou're clearly drunk
>>14435237The empty audio one.Honestly I miss this stuff, I think these were the only 3 made like within a week of each other? And then no more delicious rat porn
>>14435247>rd has abs even when fatniceeeee
>>14435244i think that's the one. thanks.
>>14435244Wait shit, that's the washing storywhy the fuck are there two caps of it
>>14435258no wait, that's the one
>>14435258I'd start writing fetish stuff if everyone else who did also came up to the plate again.EA and the one or two fetishmancers that he ERPs with, Snarky, Aspirant, the other anons who did, etc.
>>14435090You really have no right to speak to the situation as you can only speculate.
>>14435280Sorry anon, all I can do is "TAKE HER PANTS OFF NOW".
>>14435280I'm here and EA's online on skypeWhat's your kink?
>>14435281Well actually, I've taken first-time shooters shooting with me a few times.I've even talked to a touring British couple at the range and let them shoot my AR and Mossberg 500.
>>14435247>tiarawhy now doing fetishesI knew that well would run dry eventually
>>14435291I helped write >>14435141 and smelly fluttershy.png
Dear princess celestia:Having weird fetishes sucks.I wish I was aroused only by large-breasted women.Your horny studnet,Anon
>>14435272>source pony models
>>14435292You've never shot at a big cat before with a handgun.
>>14435293It's not actually a fetish thing, it was a google+ circle joke. Unintentionally it appeals to inflationfags.
>>14435286Maybe with that attitude, sure.I'm a shitty writer but I still try, and I apparently give people boners doing it too.You just gotta try and try again.
LET'S PRETEND WE'RE BUNNY RABBITSLET'S DO IT ALL DAY LONGRAPIDLY BECOMING RABITSINGING LITTLE RABBIT SONGS
>>14435291Shy, filthy rat girls hiding their copious pubic hair beneath greasy shorts.
>>14435321rabbits a shit
>>14435300>>14435328ohsorry, I don't really do gross stuffI bet you could convince EA to help you though
>>14435310If a tiger is running at me from "mid range", it doesn't really matter. It's not going to zig-zag, it's not going to take cover. Shooting is shooting.Now if it were closer, or I was trying to ambush it in a cave or something? You bet your sweet ass I want some training first.
>>14435328Hey, I'm lucky I'm not THAT fucked up.
sweaty macro gloomy facesitting
>>14435321it's "rabid" you doofuswhat a fun song
>>14435257We actually have a chicken named "Rainbow Dash" at our farm on campus.In bright lighting, it has rainbow colors on its tail.
>>14435351what's that pink stripe on Angel'a foot
>>14435332Laaame.It's pretty much my only REAL fetish. I can't get off without imagining smells. It's a lot better when someone writes about the smells.
>>14435346if she's going to be sweaty I'd prefer bathing to facesitting but I'd still allow it if it's what she wanted
>>14435357it's the pink pad
>>14435351GG plsdraw more caimon, I need my dose of lovable gator gal
>>14435360do they have to be rank?would you settle for a musky stallion or a well washed and sweetly perfumed mare?
>>14435362Why do you think she's sweatyshe can't fit in the tub
>>14435332>>14435316And thus ends another almost new edith story...
>>14435372the hiatus was that long?
>>14435372>lure her to the backyard>blast her with the garden hosejust kidding, that would be mean and I couldn't do that to her
LK pls something something
>>14435370They don't have to be rank, musky is fine if you focus on it right. Perfume is nice, but not particularly arousing.>>14435378Who knows, anon? I'll write more if the other fetishfags come back.
>>14435346Please, stop tempting me.
>>14435321Anybody up for a game of Bunnies and Burrows?
>>14435386it's better than a no
>>14435397You're the one who wrote the feet one?
>open folder Temp to see some things I downloaded and forgot to check>there is a folder temp_download>there is a zip file 16833247_mlpg.zip>open it>contains folder FairyFighting>wtf>google>oh right... this is certainly from mlpg
>>14435386I don't get the fucking appeal of this character. At all.
>>14435410Mhm. I know it sucks and the grammar is out of whack, but practice makes... slightly better, right?
>>14435416He's just a pony that makes donuts
>>14435427Nah, that was a great one. I still fap to it if I need to get one out quick.
>>14435416he's a handsome stallion that makes good donutswhat's not to like?
>>14435338>If a tiger is running at me from "mid range"It'll probably kill you.
>>14435445Unless I have a gun.
>>14435428>>14435439But he's a fucking dweeb. Look at his hat.
>>14435397duly notedHow about pheromones?I always thought they were an under-utilized vector for mind control
>>14435451No, it'll probably kill you, regardless of gun.It's like shooting a boulder that's rolling at you.
>>14435455No, it's not really like that at all.
>>14435454Not him, but...Fucken love pheromones, especially in relation to mind control.
>>14435452his hat rulesfuck you
>>14435455Tigers aren't bears or rhinos, anon. They don't have a skull that happens to be perfectly designed to bounce bullets away from the brain, or muscle that's almost armor-like.If you shoot a tiger, the bullet is going to hurt it bad.
>>14435437Tell me what you like about it specifically. The parts that you like to imagine yourself doing.I guess I gotta start practicing again...
>>14435467>all my shots are instant headshots>every animal is as weak as humans and I always hit critical areas!>I hunt big cats for a livingBeen playing too much cawadooty360noscope or Cabellas.
>>14435484If a tiger is running at you, where are the bullets going to hit, dipshit?
>>14435476Mostly her reactions, but also the descriptions, and the feet stuff isn't too bad.
>>144354900mm spread directly in the center of the brain, like in my video games.
>tfw she actually looks like fluttershy
>>14435502I know you're really analpained here, but I am a gun owner and do regularly shoot guns.I can light up a tiger from 50 yards with a handgun, and 300 with a rifle.And you'd better believe I'm going to magdump a tiger that is running at me. And you'd be smart to believe that most of the bullets are going to hit it in the head, which is on the front that is running towards me.
Pony wants you to not kill or talk about killing animals.
oh my fucking god can we please talk about how ponies are better than anything not ponies
>>14435522I really, really just want pony to fuck me in to submission
>>14435454Pheromones are iffy for me. Whenever I read about them, I just think how much better it would be if it were just musk. Though, being so addicted to musk that it's mind control-like...
>>14435522Ponies are better than humans because humans are more boastful, argumentative, and challenging/ed than Trixie.
>>14435531Musk is pheromones.
>you will never cuddle a little pony>you will never scratch behind their ears or their neck>you will never pet them on the cheek>you will never hold them close, pressing their warm, fuzzy body against yours>you will never kiss them on the forehead while stroking their mane>you will never fall asleep with pony in your arms and with a foreleg or two around you
>>14435524Rose looks especially pretty with that makeup although I think she might catch some flak if she wore it like that
>>14435547Yes, but the difference between the word "musk" and the word "pheromones" can make or break a fap
>>14435530Pony wants to resist.
>>14435530>pony will never hold you close in a loving embrace while they penetrate you
>>14435490Out of the tiger's frontal siloulette, there's a very large area that doesn't kill it immediately, and a very tiny one that does. Even if you're lucky/good enough to hit the brain, what happens next still depends on where exactly you hit it, and you won't have time to actually aim and fire 20 bullets before it reaches you, either. Most likely scenario is you being mauled to death and afterwards the tiger bleeding out.
>>14435554How about "Musky pheremones"?
What is MLPG listening to?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rliC9OPuWWY
>>14435561Do you think that bullets just cut a clean line through meat?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUgGu7NfCAsLike I said, tigers don't have the raw power of bears or rhinos to shake off what bullets can do.
>>14435554>>14435566What about "heady stench that stings as you lean in and huff their musk"?
>>14435561alright mr sciencesince you seem to know so much about tigers, please illustrate where exactly the "immediate" kill zone is in green and a yellow "will probably kill before tiger can charge a few yards" zone
>>14435566EhhhStill iffy. Pheromones is just kind of a boner killer.>>14435591NOW THIS
>>14435580>I'm fucking badass guise>I go to the range imma badass>guisehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_I5-JYlywIJust no.
>>14435591y-yeah...That's pretty good tooSo when are we fucking doing this?
>>14435557Cute Quest in 8 hoursLuna Quest in 25 hours I thinkBraeburn Quest answer hazy try again laterRaisin Quest 5: Nothing's actually trying to kill you this time I promise edition when?
>>14435598Stop acting retarded every time you get shut up, anon. This isn't /v/.Also>single shot with a bolt-action rifle = 16 rounds fired rapidly through a handgun into its face
>>14435580A fucking pig has the raw power to shake off what bullets can do if you don't shoot it in a very specific spot. Not for minutes, not for sustained fighting, but it doesn't take either of those for a tiger to kill you. >>14435598's assesment of you and your ideas is really accurate.
>>14435614-10/10. Also I'd like to see you respond to >>14435594 this to maybe get a 0/10.
>You will never find yourself growing addicted to Blueblood's heady musk>you will never have to decide if the luxury and status of being his servant is worth the duties of being his servant>he will never offer you a belly full of delicious vanilla semen to help you make your decision
>>14435597>>14435599Maybe "burying your nose in their groin and reveling in the hot reek that fills your lungs with every breath?"Or "tasting the mingled salt of their sweat as you push into them, their groans loud and deep?"
>>14435627The person in that post you linked to is asking YOU to do that, retard.
>>14435553She has every right to have long luscious lashes. Actually, it might even be required by Equestrian law for such a pretty horse to ascend her beauty.
>>14435629Thats p good, but that first one isn't quite specific enough.
>>14435561Depending on the weapon caliber, there's a high chance of the tiger immediately ceasing its attacks. It's called "stopping power". A .45 to the chest won't cause instant death to a human, but almost always causes instant incapacitation. Probably has to do with hydrostatic shock.Not to mention the fact that most predators don't expect to fight for their life every time they eat some prey. That's why punching a shark in the face is likely to save your life.Getting shot can be incredibly painful, and a predator might just back off when hit, even if the stopping power isn't enough.
Did I miss anything?
>>14435633no, I'm the guy that posted the tiger image and while I personally believe a guy with a semi-automiatic firearm could probably murder a tiger dead I don't know for sure, but I know that the linked video starring a bunch of guys with single shot rifles is not the situation we were previously discussing
>>14435632>oc remixWhat? Is this 2003?
>>14435651There's three shitbirds arguing about shooting tigers, and then there's MLPG.
>>14435651we're discussing scent based fetishes and murdering exotic animals
>>14435643I enjoy it and I hope she continues to do itShe's naturally a very pretty pony and this only accents her beauty more
>>14435651There's been a few images released of what's presumeably locations from the upcoming season with the shitty advertising vectors slapped over them. That's all that I know of, assuming you haven't been away too long.>>14432721>>14432691
>>14435629anything that emphasises burying your nose as close to the stench as possible and huffing it until you're dizzy is good.hot is also a really good way to describe musky smells, in my opinion.
>>14435661Isn't it a bit early in the day for fetishes?
>>14435697maybe if Hey Ocean didn't suck
I'm ponying on my lunch break and no one can stop me
>>14435706is she all wet?
>>14435686Oh jeez.I'm getting hyped.
So is anyone planning on writing any Edith stuff, or is this just a wild back and forth with no real end result?
>>14435643>>14435524Are you that fellow who was drawing that astronomer pony last night?That was really cute, thanks for that
Guess what time it is? http://maxiburger.tumblr.com/post/66379519203/what-japan-thinks-of-mlp125-with-timestamps
>>14435721Don't be so negative, you can't rush these things. They just sort of happen.But no there's probably not gonna be any lengthy Edith stuff for a while.
>>14435696I'm on my third tangdriver and if we stop discussing fetishes I'm probably going to get bored and either pass out or play video games>>14435721I have no intention of contributing to any non-pony fetishry, unless it's canon anthroponies
>>14435727Just finished reading that myself.I knew there'd be some Star of the Giants in there.
>Berserk is deadcan someone post cute poniesi'm feeling sad right now
>>14435736>>14435746That's what I thought...
>>14435769Why don't you start it off? I might latch on.What would you do to a sweaty, smelly Edith whose hot body odor fills the room?
>>14435771I meant canon ponies in anthro formyou know, like pic relatedand there are a few examples of canon fetishry but that's not what I meant to imply
>>14435796>LIKE PIC RELATED
>>14435796I swear to God if that isn't a dinosaur face
>>14435803I LIKE HUGE BOOBS, ALRIGHT?LAY OFF
>>14435804I'd open her door and get on the floorIf you know what I mean
I'm going write a short slutty mare transformation story after playing some vidya and doing some programming.
>>14435814I'M JUST SAYING DON'T GO AROUND TALKING ABOUT ONLY FETISHING ABOUT CANON ANTHRO PONIES AND THEN POST THAT AS AN EXAMPLEbut I'm glad you posted that as an example. what kinda fetishry would you tack on to her?
>>14435825you should write the story first but I understand if you dont
>>14435727>FUK YOU WHITE PIG!heh
>>14435758did it end?
>>14435825So why are you announcing it now, while you have nothing to offer, instead of just giving it to us later when you've actually done it?
>>14435842Oh God, now that I've started realizing they look exactly like anthro dinosaurs, you cannot unsee it anymore.THANKS ANON
>>14435830I want her to turn me in to a little pony then smother me with her chestn-not that I've been masturbating to this idea for the past few days or anything
>>14435857Oh. it says he will return to berserk after doing that.I could understand why.
>>14435855Because I don't say I'm going to do something I'm going to eventually forget about it/give up on it.
>>14435727>wet hair AJ, so fineThey know what's up
>>14435825>writer>and programmer toohahahayou realyl are one kind of scum
>>14435869ew gross, fetishes that aren't my fetishescan she do that but also be sweaty
>>14435842Why do furries all draw the same?
>>14435842yeah, kind of like that but biggermore like thishttp://derpibooru.org/392163
can human kill tiger at 50 yards before it reaches him with one of these
>>14435884It's only the ponyfag furries.and even then not really
>>14435881why yesyes she canif she's not already then I'm certainly willing to cuddle her until she's hot and bothered to the point of sweating
>>14435904alright, now that that's what I'm talking about!can she be smelly too
>>14435908>youll never be a tiger and smoke weed
>>14435915>anthrolight sparkboobs reeks of lavender when she starts to sweat>she finds it deeply embarassing
ONE HOURUNTIL AUTISMCON: SHITEATING EDITION
>>14435724You're welcome, Anon. I would do something more interesting than just mspaint pictures if I knew how to write an engaging story.
>>14435727>00:14:25 Since MLP and TF often have crossover fanart, it’s not all that weird>00:14:27 Besides it’s the same HASBRO companywww
>>14435908Lets discuss the /b/ shitposter>>14435927Fuck off
>>14435935>sweat smells like lavender>not the strong, sour scent of weeks of not washingFUCKING GROSS
>>14435927Fuck this gay earth.
>>14435927humans are superior at smoking weedblaze it
>>14435927>you will never have a sapient tiger pal to smoke with>he will never speak in short growls that you learn to understand>you will never use him as a big, warm pillow;;;;;;-;;;;;;
Moot is going to delete /mlp/ any day now.
>>14435948anon plseven when she was at her worst (at the final days before exams at the Canterlot Academy) she knew the importance of basic hygieneyou just can't study effectively when you have fleas or crotchrot
>>14435964Just imagine how much weed you could smoke if you were an elephant or something.
>>14435970With season 4 around the corner and hundreds of new pony images being posted? Nope nope nope nope
>>14435971Hey now, I vaguely remember an article saying that you can be healthy but still be dirty and smelly.But even then it can be magic odor! She's a wizard!
>>14435975having a trunk would be awesome
>>14435941well you are pretty good at drawing pretty poniesI hope you either find your voice or team up with someone who writes the kind of engaging stories you would like to draw
>>14435975An elephant couldn't even come close to the main manhe's be having an existential crisis by the time he's 1/4 as high as snoop
>>14435987You could fap without even using your hands.
>>14433812I can only think of that Xxxenophiles when the troll woman is talking about the time she tupped a bearAn actual bearIt was pretty hot
>>14435986>you can be healthy but still be dirty and smelly.Not around a bunch of unicornsEarth ponies in ponyville might tolerate it, but bullying is the #1 cause of failure in magic school
>>14436011If a certain gifted unicorn COUGHtwilight sparkleCOUGH just made every unicorn stink as bad, nobody would be bullied!
>>14435997I've heard that psychodelics were one of the reasons humanity as a species developed abstract thought.
>>14436020This is just getting weird.
>>14436026Snooplion is best snoop
so how about them personhorses?
>>14436040Weird is sexy
>>14436024>psychodelics were one of the reasons humanity as a species developed abstract thought.can't seem to find it, where?
>>14436026I will never get enough of Snoop Lion's shoops.>>14436051They're shit.
>>14436055Stoner bullshit, don't even listen to him.
>>14436051They're terrible, especially that one.
How much weed can an EQG smoke?
>>14436026now the real question iscould you kill snoop lion from 50 yards with a handgun before he reaches you?
>>14436063PUSH THAT CARTWHAT THE GRAVEL AM I PAYING YOU FOR
>>14436051Pneumatic assault rifle: reload 6: Rifle skill= 7: F: Rainbowdashpersonslat
I hope we get a leak or something soonall this time of 0pone is bleeding us dry
This is probably the best or worst MLPG in a while, and I can't decide which.
>>14436051I prefer keeping my horses and my humans separate.
>>14436083I prefer keeping my stallions inside my busty femanons
>>14436079I wasn't even triggered once. I'd say its the best in a while.
>>14436079I don't know, these past two threads were some of the most fun I've had here in months.
I miss you, Cookie
>>14436008Yeah, that set of comics was pretty great. Didn't they actually get a bear at the end, or am I misremembering?
>>14436091>stallions>femanon>busty femanonThere are just so many things to criticize about that post.
>>14436063Oh look it's the anti drugs aguy
>>14436109Yeah, that was a pretty good aside
>>14436112He's a furry
>>14436107I miss you too, anon
>>14435796>>14435842unf unf thick ponies
>>14436020>Twilight Sparkle has had enough>"If the short-sighted fools at the academy want to mock her for smelling a little funny, they're welcome to try...">"but let's see who's laughing when everyone's smelling awful!">"Celestia taught us basic aeromancy in the first week, if they can't deflect a slight odor they don't deserve to pass their midterm!">the instructor is passing out the test as the delayed charm Twilight casted on the entry way takes effect>the students in the center of the class are the first to notice, but it spreads quickly>each unicorn has a unique odor and the mix is not pleasant, to say the least>as a habitual first-row student, Twilight is one of the last to 'notice' the smell>suddenly, a powerfully magic aura floods the room>the kind that's strong enough to invalidate a written test>Princess Diamond Tiara appears, but only briefly, at the head of the class>she has enough time to shove the professor out of the way, "I knew it! You dumb bone-heads smell just as bad as the earth ponies you look down upon!>As swiftly as she appeared, she vanishes in a vortex of time magic>Twilight Sparkle hands her exam and struts her way to the showers, reeking of (what she calls) a healthy "study-stench"
>>14436112if you don't like the idea of busty femanon getting railed by a hefty stallion then I'm not sure we can be friends
>>14436130unf unf anthro is fucking disgusting
>>14436133can't decide to unf or ask what
>>14436133That's a pretty awful fetish and headcanon you got there, Anon.
>>14436129Then my work here is done.
>>14436159>fetish and headcanonwhat a redundant statementi know calling things headcanon is supposed to add insult to injury, but you fucked it up
>>14436149Both are correct responses, depending on your tastes>>14436159it's not my fetish and it's not even remotely my headcanonI was just trying to help anon jerk it
>>14436170no I mean the DT thing is whatthe stench is pretty unf and more would be appreciated
>>14436167No. Fetish was referring to the stench thing, and headcanon was referring to the Princess Diamond Tiara thing. I'm sorry, Anon. I will type out exactly what I mean next time to save you from any future confusion.
>>14436176oh, I needed a super-bully from beyond the ranks of a standard magic-school class and DT seemed like the obvious choiceI briefly considered going with Silver Spoon as a Shadow Stalker type but the timelines don't match up and I'm pretty sure no one would get the Worm referenceNo promises on the stench thing but I guess I'll see what I can throw in
>>14435727>Spike: [grunts] Anything else I can do for you, most beautiful one? >Rarity: [sniff] [whimper] Hmm... perhaps you could take a bath. How do I put this delicately? You smell like a rotten apple core that's been wrapped in moldy hay and dipped in dragon perspiration. >Pinkie Pie: Confess! >Spike: I'm the one who spilled juice all over Twilight's copy of "Magical Mysteries and Practical Potions"! >Pinkie Pie: And? >Spike: And I'm the one who used up all the hot water in Ponyville yesterday when I took a seven-hour bubble bath! Oh my god, all this time and I never made the connection that Spike took that bath because Rarity told him to until the Japanese comments pointed it out just now.
>>14436195The worst part is I DO get in a flop-sweat when I'm nervous, including testsI am getting the heebie-jeebies
>>14436122I don't really get the point.by the way is Machete any good?
MLPG I heard this place was for drawing, but all I see is shit everywhere. I'm going back to my other board. Good day to you furries.
>>14436273I remember enjoying it but I was very drunk at the time and I'm not sure if I saw the whole movie or notAre you gonna stream it?
> no woman will ever be this eager for you to be inside herhttp://imgur.com/urr2hBw
>>14436280nah, I'm gonna go see it with a friend at the cinema.
>>14436276Time to shitpost already?
>>14436276alrightcatch you later
>>14436294who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt
>>14436286she doesn't seem really eager, to be fair. Fairly unf butt though.
>>14436301>OH GOD I'M GOING BLIND
>>14436301ponies don't have a lot of options if they're not unicorns
>>14436305> she doesn't seem eagerNo, that's totally "fit, damn you, fit"
>>14436301>who in their right mind would frost a cake with their buttunf unf cakeshitting unfhttp://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/43345315/
>>14436306Too lateI already fucked itthirty minutes ago
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>14436313eh. if you say so, buddy.
>>14436338You want she should put an engraved invitation on her cunt?
Pony wants her hair to say "fast".
>>14436344it was an estimate, not an exact figure
>>14436356Yeah, numbers stop meaning things when you get a good fuck on.
>>14436350I want you should learn engrish.
>>14436356>you will never be Unforgettable
>>14436377"You want I should" and "you want we should" is a valid sentence construction, though it's stereotypically "Jewish"
The Troll is the best WoY episode.
What do you see mlpg?
>>14436393an enormous crab-like creature holding open some manner of hole or portal
>>14436393a little girl witha little pointy hat with braids and a dress on her tip-toes.
>>14436400>>14436401Also a dude shrugging behind it.
>>14436392thanls for reminding me to catch up on that show
>>14436393A black woman with a pretty severe yeast infection
>>14436387>is a valid sentence constructionI'm pretty sure that's wrongI mean, it's parse-able, but that's not a grammatically correct way to say those words
Dash went too fast.Now she's stuck in perma-zoom.
goodra has a better butt than sylvia
>>14436393A little girl
>>14436393Oh hey, is that going to be a new mlpg.co banner?
>>14436393meh, a keyhole
>>14436424> that's not a grammatically correct way to say those wordsIf you go by the grammatical rules set in the 1600's and codified again in the 1800's, sure, but good fucking luck following them all with any fidelity.'You want for her to ..." is maybe closer to standard English, but if it's parseable it's usually given a pass.Even the "classic" "Ebonic" "What your problem is?" is more comprehensible than "Your is what problem?" or "Is problem yours what?"
>>14436440okay what the fuck 4chan I PUT AN IMAGE THERE
>>14436428Not him, but thanks! I need to catch up too and I'd forgotten Yayponies did Wander now too.
>>14436428> GG tries as hard as he can to make it seem like he can do things other than fuck jokes
>>14436400>>14436449>>14436401You guys have boring personalities.
>>14436459Watch The Troll. It's what MLPG needs.
What's the weirdest thing you've recently masturbated to, mlpg?Pic related for me and no regrets.
We need a hero.
>>14436286>>14436313Any chance you have link to the video?
>>14436503>inb4 child porn
>>14436489That's not even mlp.
>>14436489Weird as in weird-weird? Probably smelly fluttershy.png.Weird as in autistic? A collection of asses from Ant comics that I cropped myself.
>>14436503No idea, as with many things I found it on Tumblr with no attribution.
Have you finished those projects?
>>14436512Who cares? When has mlpg ever been about ponies?
>>14436523No, but it will be finished in time unless I run into some inexplainable bug, hell, the current version will be done this weekend I think.
>>14436523No fuck you spongebob! I'm too busy with real life shit.
>>14436495But is he going to be larger than life?>>14436514>Weird as in autistic? A collection of asses from Ant comics that I cropped myself.I definitely knew something was up with all those recent dumps on /co/.
>>14436544can you blame me
>>14436489It's pretty sick, but having loving sex with Fluttershy as I continue to fuck her through both of our continuous orgasms. She wanted to be a good girl and be used. Then we cuddled.
>>14436523Ah projects anon how I missed you
>>14436551>pic...is that a thing?
>>14436489pony facesitting, the usual
>>14436574the comics are terrible other than certain reasons
>>14436489this image >>14435796 plus breast expansion and pony transformation
>>14436489A fap to all sorts of things on a daily basis that the definition of weird porn is lost on me.
>>14436555That sounds great, anon.
>>14436555Wanting to come near Uttershyte, let alone having physical contact with her, is pretty sick indeed.
>>14436584I don't get transformation. Like, let's so you are imagining things and it's all hot to you so you get into it. But the transformation ends. Do you just rewind it and play it over and over again?
>>14436555Pony or humanDid you get her pregnant
pone just wants to read her books
>>14436619Which would you prefer?
>>14436618>the transformation endsWhy would it end?
>>14436627That's all she ever wants! What about my needs?
>>14436627Who's stopping herTell pony to stop bothering me with her constant need, for Christ's sakePony and pony's books can go to hell for all I careIt's over, pony
>>14436627Too bad, you're a princess now and you have responsibilities
>>14436618some people enjoy the process more while others enjoy the prospect of having to deal with your new body
>>14436618As a modern major transformation fag the process is important but what's just as important is adjusting to the transformation, I'm sadden that many fics don't even get into the adjustment part or just kinda "okay now you're a horse, isn't this awesome Y/N?".The worst case is personality wipe, which I just close the tab and forget about the fic.
>>14436639>>14436637pony needs your helpthe books are going unreadthis is a tragedy
>>14436645personality wipe is one of my favorite things to pair with tf
>>14436618I don't really like myself so the ideal goal is that I end up as something I'm notBarring that, the process itself is pretty hot
>>14436638Good choice. This way you get those feathered wings to play with.
>>14436662>getting off to murder
>>14436670>not wanting to be murdered
>>14436670yes, actuallyonly sometimes, though
>>14436662Why.To me it's absolutely beyond terrifying concept and also it makes the writing stop short, I'd prefer if it's slow mindbreak build up to a personality wipe by own volition.
Browsing MLPG and /tg/ ERP General, I get confused as to which is which sometimes.
>>14436682>by own volition.who said that?mindbreak/complete personality change is something I enjoy a lot in fapfics a lot
>>14436673Being murdered is for victims.
>>14436645>>14436662>>14436682Darf's sluttification fic is entirely too hotI wish there was more like it, without the bad end
>>14436692I wasn't aware that /tg/ has such a thinghow do they feel about colorful, marshmallow horses and their delicious candy fluids?
Also, I finished this thing. Sorry it took so long, Anon!
>>14436701As much as I like mindbreak/etc, I actually hate slut/bimbofication to a large degree
>>14436709/tg/ would be all over FiM lore if it wasn't for rule 15.
>>14436627>>14436639She has a job. Duties to perform. Ponies to meet. Friends to help. She can't read her books all the time.>>14436656Is this a paid position?
>>14436709Global rule still applies but there are at least a few pony players there.
>>14436697By own volition I mean that they ultimately start wanting it, wanting to be the perfect pet/slutty mare/waifu>>14436701Link
>>14436700What of it?>>14436717I do too, actuallyI can only enjoy that sort of thing if it's embraced willingly and even then I have my misgivings
>>14436714I want to do that ponies hair
>>14436562>>14436605But it got worse... we'd kiss sometimes and gaze into each others eyes. As she got close to cumming, she'd do all sorts of cute things that would spur me on to give her the pleasure she deserves. Then I would draw the lewd out of her and make her realize how sensual she felt. She'd get embarrassed as I whispered in her ear of how much she loved me fucking her cum coated cunt.>>14436601It helped me push through my refractory period, so I guess so.>>14436619Human on pony. No, which is why I kept letting myself go in her embrace.
>>14436723bookhorse pays well, for she is the fair and just ruler of the libraryall the books are her domain, from the adventure novels to the reference section, and everything in betweenyour reward is the boundless knowledge contained within her walls
>>14436722>>14436725unfortunateWe can only hope the day will swiftly come that we can discuss our horses in peace
>>14436670>not getting off to informative murder porn
>>14436523In a month if I don't die before.
>>14436733http://www.fimfiction.net/story/19217/twilights-gradual-descent-into-sluttinessIt's not the best, but it scratches the right itchesWarning: perma bad end
>>14436741I don't think you understand how really unattractive and repulsive I find Fluttershy. I'd feel nearer to fic of a guy fucking a hedgehog.
>>14436733the idea that they start wanting it is typically the new personality overtaking the old one though
>>14436783So a Sonic fic?
>>14436783>tfw anon doesn't want to masturbate to you
WE'RE LIKE FUCKING 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM NEW PONYWHERE THE FUCK IS MY PREVIEW
>>14436751>cock goes where
>>14436781bad ends give me a massive boner
>>14436751Seems fair. Though what if I amass a greater wealth of information than she has collected?
>>14436798in like two weeks
>>14436392>they actually fucking said don't feed the trollI really don't know what to think.
>>14436801I wonder if princess bookhorse will get offered a nicer place than a tree to live in
is this edited? what the fuck is the thing next to pinkie?sorry if this is the wrong thread to discuss this sort of thing.
>>14436800you and I are enemies nowI only enjoy happy ends and happy ponies
>>14436816she gets celestia and lunas old castle
>>14436820It's a small stream of rainbow. That place looks like ass, and of course the fucking train goes there too.
>>14436814Yeah, it's based on internet terms, but even then the story still held it's own. Like how The Pet was Alien/Predator. The moral of the story is something that should be taken to heart. There's no reason to respond to insulting. Ever.
>>14436801IMPOSSIBLENo pony, dead or alive, has ever known more than bookhorse! However, if you mean that as a challenge, she is glad enough to accept.
>>14436821I could probably get off to some bad end scenario with pinkie being trapped in the mirror pond forever
>>14436741I'd just like to cuddle to be honest. Sex is overrated.
>>14436820It's legit. The background MIGHT appear in season 04, Rainbow Falls. Thing thing next to pinkie is called "applejack"
>>14436820What is this from? And yeah, it looks like that was supposed to be a bridge over a rainbow river like in the background but someone pasted over it with green
>>14436801>Twilight learns about the Library of Congress>she creams herself mid-flight>Twilight learns about the Library of Alexandrea>curls up into a ball and cries
>>14436834I don't even like Pinkie Pie that much and I think that's awfulwhy would you want such terrible things
>>14436841What the fuck is an applejack? sounds like a shitty oc
>>14436837>not wanting cuddlesex
>>14436820Hahaha, oh my god this is the shittiestHasbro is so apathetic about all thisAnyway, it looks to me like they were about to make a little bridge over a rainbow stream, but half-assedly erased it, leaving half of the bridge and the stream still there.
>>14436830is looks like someone just randomly added a corner of a bridge over it using mspaint
>>14436844from Hasbro's offical site I think, might be facebook
>>14436832I know I knowI loved the episode, and i have similar sentiment on the moral, but it's still feels weird to see that in a mainstream cartoon.
>>14436841That Applejack sure is a cute pony. I can't believe I'd never seen her before! I hope other people like Applejack, too.
>>14436845>Library of AlexandriaFuck that stuff is sad even for me, I can't imagine how Twilight would react to it
>>14436834What if Pinkie were constantly brought to orgasm by the crowd of clones obsessed with making her have all the fun they can give?
>>14436833We'll just see...about that.
>>14436844the official facebook there is another pic of twily vector standing in front of her new castle also
>>14436864Her only gimmick seems to be that hat, I bet no one will like her
>>14436864>Applejack like the spaGood ending.
>>14436867that's incredibly cliche and also terrible
>>14436857I'd imagine they wanted a rock there but since the Hub promotions are always total shit low-budget, they indeed did add a corner of a bridge over it in mspaint.You can spot low quality fakes easily, because they're always clearly better than official material.
>>14436837Cuddling is as overrated as sex.
>>14436860At least it was well handled and not meme spouting pandering. It would have been horrid if they decided to pack the episode with reaction faces.
>>14436874I don't know, it's a pretty cute hat, which fits since the pony is also pretty cute. I think they'll make a good team.
>>14436876I love how even the tomboyish characters act girly sometimes on the show
>>14436784The new personality isn't wanting the new personality IS it, it's the old personality being slowly reconstructed into the new personality.Like, a stodgy,straight edge,prude instantly turning into a stoner slut isn't the same as a stody,straight edge,prude slowly wanting to become a stoner slut.The want is by own volition due to the environment/situation.
>>14436882That's alright, man.We all like different things.
>>14436845>>14436865>not knowing about the Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook
>>14436820It's not exactly 1:1 but it's close.
>>14436890It's Alexandria. I fucked up.The point is that was a tragedy for the whole world.
>>14436754Why so glum, MLPG? You have your own board for ponies, now, where no one will disturb you.
>>14436920>>14436920>The point is that was a tragedy for the whole worldexplain
don't forget manehatten is confirmedhttp://derpiboo.ru/467133
>>14436523No, but hopefully by the end of this month I'll have something that can be easily recognizable as a game.
>>14436936Maybe we'll get to see Babs and her chapter of the CMC!
>>14436954>Babsnope, that stupid character is at least a season away!
>>14436930a bunch of books got burned and because nerds hate religion they think think things like "omg jesus permnantly crippled the human rase 5ever"
>>14436954/r/ that cap where mccunty says that babs won't appear in s04
>>14436954So are you gonna draw some Big Babs or what?
>>14436961>Will we see Vinyl Scratch, a character that is entirely fandom-base and has no official characterization or script parts?>Oh I don't know maybe tee hee dont hit on me silly bronies>Will we see Babs, an important extension of the filly cast and a serious role that featured prominently in her own episode and as a supporting role in a followup?>No, fuck you.
>>14436961A MAN CAN DREAM
>>14436984But she's confirmed hourglass proportions.
>>14436930The Library of Alexandria was the largest library of the ancient world, collecting literary works and lore from pretty much all of Mediterranean culture up to that point. It would have cleared up a huge amount of history a lot faster. Then it was lost, in one fire or a couple.There was even a daughter library founded afterwards that was deliberately torched by a Pope.So it sucked pretty hard.