Do you think Twilight Sparkle is a descendant of Starswirl the Bearded?Old horse: >>14423978
so yeah nothing new happens after beating it as soarin
I've never been so early in one of these threads.
are thumbnails not loading for anyone else or am I a special snowflake?
>>14427492what a let down
starswirl is TN incarnate.Ignore bitches, acquire magic.
This is the amount of hype there is for S4[the red crystal]
>>14427465Imagine how heartbroken Celestia was when he passed away alone and friendless.
I think she's probably descended from Clover the Clever.>>14427505Don't mind if I do.
>>14427465>Discord being actually Starswild the Bearded>???
>>14427529But he was alive well before she was even born.
>>14427528But, anonI'm still hype
I'm going to sexually Ranbow Dash!
>>14427528maybe for you
>>14427557What does pony see?
>Trixie and Gilda act like Team Rocket on Twilight's book>meghan hints them for coming back again>she also announced that two new main characters will be introducedwe hype now
>>14427565She's looking for you
Why are you still here?
>>14427564I really like crystals though.
>>14427541MLPG, a thread should be
>>14427578God no.Pls no
>>14427528That red crystal bough a giant hair dryerThat's how hyped I am. Hair dryer tier.
>>14427581Because I can't be there.
>>14427594Prepare for trouble
Sometimes people accidentally post the wrong pony or reply to the wrong postBut what's the worst way you've ever beefed it in mlpg?
He's already more wizardy than you are.
Hey guys Two weeks
>>14427605If I ever made it I think I'd want to take a chance with a dragon. If it doesn't kill me on sight, then SUCCESS.
>>14427628mlpg is going to fucking burstI'm staying up all night for it
>>14427534Damn if I could have one of those.
>4DE will never come out with a Dash plush
>>14427628Two weeks, and then we get to wait a week for a new episode... every week!Hype as fuck
>>14427628>>14427643>tfw new post timerswe're going to have episode day threads on the sub, right?
>>14427627>mfw I still do that sometimes whenever I walk into stores
>>14427662>4DE will never come inside a Dash plush
>>14427578The writer had no information on Magic Duel back when it was written. She was only given info on the Finale.
If anyone is interested I extracted the sprites and audio from Adventure Ponies 2http://www.mediafire.com/download/ty8xlo753kfpssc/Adventure_Ponies_2_Sprites_%26_Audio.7z
>>14427677No you are!
>>14427578>she also announced that two new main characters will be introducedsource?
>>14427669Honestly it's not that big of a dealI mean I usually only post during commercials anyways, it's just going to slow post discussion down by a hairNot that I don't hate the new fucking timers
>>14427662If they did, it would be the first and last pony thing I would ever buy.
>>14427669Please Anon, I didn't want or need a reminder.
>>14427678>do that to impress an elderly
>>14427694Did you do that for the first one too?>>14427707I'm going to get the Fluttershy one and the Dash one if it ever comes outDon't judge me
>fapfic about aged up Pound Cake in sexual situations where he doesn't get to cum for hours>the last scene is him getting blown by his sister>author completely skips the climaxFOR WHAT PURPOSE?
Threesome in the bakery.
>>14427716Yup, when it came outhttp://www.mediafire.com/download/3f4axjwf7uuq5a0/ADVENTURE_PONIES_Sprites_%26_Audio.7z
>>14427673Pony just tried to raspberry you on the butt.
>>14427721Orgasm denial until the end
>>14427716No judgement here. Pegasi are the best.
>>14427722One of my favorite thing about ponies is how their haunches fit into into each other like thatI fucking love it
>>14427609FORM OF A QUESTION PLEB
>>14427727awesome, thank you
>>14427758The fuck did Trixie and Gilda do in Twilight's book?
>>14427716Same hereflutterdash 4lyfe
>>14427758Why did Anon take so long to respond?
>>14427677Words that kill.
"Rejected title suggestions for a porno featuring your favorite pony"
>>14427777>bad artist copying a bad artist
>>14427771Act like Team Rocket in a child-friendly book.
>>14427803Baking her Pie
>>14427803Diamond in the rough
>>14427780>sad RDPls no
>>14427803Two in the Pink
>>14427803Octavia Cum Inflation
>>14427812Atryl isn't bad, just uninspiredSiden is just bad
>>14427831at least she has great sad spots
>>14427777I like it.
>>14427874I'm sure you'll be fine. All you need is a hug.
>>14427777i don't like it. the eyes are still fucking creepy.
>>14427803Ultra Max Ass Tax
>>14427874It's just octopus Dash, it's delicious and full of good vitamins for your brain!
>>14427803Pop'n Purple Princess' Pooper
>>14427897No wonder she's sad.She's a very ugly pony.
Why the fuck would people want Trixie and Gilda back?
>>14427897you ever draw a sad dash?
>>14427803Fluttershy Does Florida
Rainbow Dash is a slut for attention.
>>14427917I wanna pick her up and hug her and ask her what's wrong aaaa>>14427926Once
>>14427980She probably wouldn't like being picked up when she's like that but you can try
Your waifu says your favorite pony is shit
>>14427803Zebdingo: Everfree Fever
Pony says you're making too much noise ponying and you're keeping her up, go to bed.
>>14427980She's just feeling a little blue.
>>14427803boku no pony
>>14428000I get pony antidepressants.
>>14427917hhhnggggthis is so cutewho drew this
>>14427983why are the dragonzball p videos so good?they always make me lose my shit, no matter how many times i see them
Rarity just invited you to the promWhat do you do?
>>14427803Two princesses one chalice.
>>14428045Ask her when she wants to be picked up.
>>14428045You're inviting me as a babysitter, not a date, aren't you?
>>14428045Rarity I'm almost 30 and I'm pretty sure you've long since graduated yourselfWhat are you doing
>>14428049not really no
>>14428052Hmm... which two are you talking about there?
Cloudchaser notices you entering the bathroom while she's in the shower. She turns around and bends over, pressing her ass up against the clear stall door.
>>14428078is this on tumblr or something?
>>14428080She probably just needs another chaperone, and you were the first guy she ran across that Sweetie trusts.
>>14428080Obviously she's chaperoning for Sweetie. She wants to be there for her little sister and she wants you to be there for her.
>>14428053>>14428073>>14428076She was joking. Did you really think she'd go with a nerd like you.Now everyone in the hallway is laughing at youWhat do you do?
>>14428045Tell her I don't have a nice outfit.
>>14428101>>14428102Oh alrightI can bring a flask, we can dance to terrible pop songs and have fun
>>14428083The best two Twilight and Cadence.
MLPG help I've drink and I just watched Equestrian Girls for the first time to be perfectly honest, it really wanst awful. And considering this was more or less a straight to video movie, that is saying a lot! A lot of the humor were call backs to scenes in season 1 and over all everything was pretty ok.However, considering season 3 had to take as much of a hit in production for this OK movie is pretty bad. And Sunset Shimmer is pretty much indistinguishable from Trixie back when Trixie was an antagonist, so it feels kinda arbitrary to add a whole new character for this sort of thing.I just hope the next season is a step up
>>14428078Oh Applejack, such a silly pony
>>14428078Batman edit when?
>>14428094Why am I in Cloudchaser's house?Is she a pony or a human?If pony: Why am I in Equestria?If human: How did Cloudchaser become a human?Needs more context, Anon. Try again.
>>14428113That's a relief, I really didn't want to turn you down for your sister.
>>14428111>>14428123thanks, I'm very observant as you can see
>>14428130Now go watch it again.The second viewing makes EG worse.
>>14428080Whenever I learn someone is over the age of 25 browsing and watching this show and thread I get scared
>>14428120That's the spirit!Hey, you might even get to beat up some scumbag kid who tries to force himself on Sweetie!
>>14428130I just don't ever want to see sunset superman ever again...
>>14428094Ram my penis clear through the glass. We don't have enough time to open the door.
Would you go to Equestria if alcohol is completely illegal, and not even something desired by any part of Equestrian Society?
>>14428015you cause me physical pain
>>14428145>brony artists try to write comics
>>14428169Still got weed.
>>14428156>hating Sunset Satan
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>14428169>completely illegal>no alcohol to sterilize woundsThat's not going to be pleasant.
>>14428151I wouldn't leave her side.
>>14428169Would you watch the show?
>>14428178He's pretty good, though
>>14428150It's not like you magically change into a different person a few years from nowI'm actually pretty normal aside from my secret crippling pony addiction
>>14428169Isn't that just the same as living in a dry country, but now you have cute ponies to snuggle?
>>14428183THC and any other drug doesn't work in Equestria becasue of magic
>>14428145I really like this guys art style. Tons of movement. why can't any of my drawings have half us much as his...
>>14428030I'm fairly sure it's Rose. This was from the same thread.>>14428171Maybe she's a time traveller and she just found out that those maniacs blue up the Statue of Liberty?
>>14428187Alcohol to drink, and alcohol used to sterilize are completely seperate things.
>>14428185I watched just enough of eqg to find out what her voice and superfly sentry sounded like. Don't plan on watching any more.and those colorsjeezthey were going for fire and ended up with ketchup and mustard
>>14428185She's an unremarkable villain
>>14428149Once is enoughI'm not suicidal right now
>>14428186But you're not shy, or quiet.
>>14428201Still can hold my breath or stay up until sleep or oxygen deprivation gets me high.
>>14428219He said alcohol isn't wanted by any part of their society. That includes medical.
>>14428169>completely illegal>cider is still a thing and twilight got drunk off punch in the first epanon pls
Fluttershy is looking for a date to the prom, but she is too shy to ask someone.She doesn't want to go with you, but she wants to know if you will ask one of the popular stallions to go with her.
>>14428236>fluttershy>dash shirtNice try.
>>14428229She really is just what Trixie was, but rewritten now that Trixie is something else. I have no other way to explain herShe even uses Snips and Snails for thralls, its so copy paste
Applejack is looking for a date to the prom.She's not asking you to go, but if you help her hook up with the one she wants, she'll set you up with Fluttershy.
>>14428166That sounds remarkably uncomfortable for both you and her.
>>14428232I watched it once with dooks and then again with dooks and AA his reactions had me rollin
Twilight isn't going to the prom, but she thinks AJ is free.
I'm going to make love to your waifu!
SOMEONE STRAM SOMTHING
>>14428259>password not *munch*At least you tried.
>>14428259Ah good, you took my advice to heart
>>14428234But is she yellow?
>>14428264Hm...will Fluttershy put out?
>>14428270Tell meI could use a good laugh
>>14428264Aren't all those colts kind of underaged for her?Whatever, which one does she want?
Rainbow Dash is going to make you ask Twilight Sparkle to the prom. She's going to make Twilight dance with you if it kills her.
Rarity just got done making fun of you. She's not going to the prom with you.
>>14428264Well, who does she wants?A friend of mine?
>>14428293Well, she has some yellow hair.But not yellow enough. I'm sorry but this waifu simply won't do.
>>14428218I knew it looked familiar. She draws so cute.
>>14428262>She really is just what Trixie was,In a way she was but Trixie was a coward with a false bravado of being someone. SS was all just I'm the HBIC in this school and everyone must answer to me
Pinkie Pie is going to the promBut she already has several dates.
Pinkie Pie just found Rarity's diary, it says that she really hopes you'll go the prom with her but if she can't then she'll make fun of you publicly to hide the pain.
>>14428312And you've gotta mean it! You've gotta give Twilight a proper night out!That means kisses!
>>14428312Does Dash have a date yet?I'd rather just go with her
>>14428327Fair pointBut I feel that if they had gone a different route and used Trixie as the antagonist and play her exactly the same, I don't think it would have been that big a horse pill to swallow
the prom doesn't want to gotoo many ponies
I don't even want to go the prom anymore.
>>14428323Dash does realize Rarara is a unicorn right? She might be cute but she ain't that bright
>>14428332That's just not fairI even made her this had written card saying how much I like her
>>14428383Don't blame her, blame Celestia and her stupid "you can't bring the entire school as your prom date" rule
>>14428391>FUCK YOU I'M A FILLY!
>>14428291does she actually show up in the background of the eg comic
This little horsey kissing me
>>14428267Well then clearly she's made poor decisions on how to react to me walking in on her shower.
Let's go to the gay bar instead!
>>14428395This is adorableI wonder what prompted her to scream that in the first place
>>14428413>you will never pat those tummies.
>>14428413But I'm pretty sure three of those ponies arent gay
>>14428378That just makes her more adorable.
>>14428359True Trixie being the main Antagonist would have been more acceptable and would have lead to a lot less head scratching
Sweetie Belle would love to go to the prom with you, but Rarity said you're not cool enough to hang around with her family.
>>14428332Well if they all have unfortunate accidents before tonight you know who to call.
>>14428341I-I get to kiss Twilight?
>>14428442I'll go talk to her dad
Rainbow Dash will be the first to get a boyfriend to alleviate Hasbro's fears of Soccor Mom's learning about the whole lesbian Dash thing.
>>14428395Are the butts flying around them in the last panel around because Dash is being an ass?
>>14428435This is a really cute picture
>you will never fell pretty at the prom
>>14428435I hate it when deviantartists try to make the ponies "prettier."
>>14428453I know, gross right?
>>14428459>Rarity said I'm not supposed to talk to you
>>14428438Its not so much that she's a new character. I'm fine with new characters, to a pointThe issue is that, say magic dual never happened, if you used Trixie in place of SS really nothing would have changed. So much of it seems necessary
sex with everyone
>>14427465only in her fanfiction.
I said Dashie, why did you splooge?You made such a messon Twily's pretty new princess dress
>>14428413Let's start a warStart a nuclear war!
>>14428481She'll have to deal with it
>>14428470I felt more handsome at mine. Does that count?
>For my senior prom I spent the nigh playing World or Warcraft with my friendsWhy must you twist the dagger in my wound, MLPG?
>for my senior prom I tore something in my thumb, rendering it permanently damagedWhy must you twist the dagger in my wound, MLPG?
>>14428512Deviantart isn't just a site, it's a state of mind. Specifically a state of mind where a shitload of colors and accessories looks good to someone.
>>14428499And that's how fallout Equestria was made!
>>14428514At least you had friends
>>14428528>Why must you twist the dagger in my wound, MLPG?It's already permanently damaged so its not that big a deal
>>14428539fuck off faggot
>>14428514It's your fucken' fault for being a loser. I feel your pain.
>>14428547fuck off faggot
Okay, so how do you find a date for AJ, a date for Fluttershy, get payback on Rarity, drive Pinkie and all of her dates to the prom, convince Twilight to go to the prom with you as her date, AND manage to kiss Twilight in the middle of a slow dance to make Rainbow Dash happyTap into your inner 80's sitcom character
>>14428561Tell her I'm with the band. Everything else falls into place.
>>14428561Just go out with Dashie instead
>>14428581Is this supposed to be grunge, punk, or some kind of metal?
>>14428539>tfw actually enjoyed FO:E
>>14428588Dash is not an option. She's going with someone else, but she doesn't want Twilight to stay home.
>>14428590well that's what happens when you read fanfiction that's actually good. You like it.
>Kid Icarus Uprising out on EshopIs MLPG hardcore enough to play the best 3DS game?
>>14428607yeah that "some one else" she told you about it meWe're going in a limo and everything
>>14428514Well I didn't even know when mine was and never bothered to find out. Had so many unexcused absences they wanted to expel me for driving the antecedence average down. Failed my required standardize testing required to graduate but passed a test that said I was proficient in the electronics trade so I graduated anyway.Didn't show up for graduation and picked up my diploma from the school during summer.
>>14428616I already own Pokemon X
>>14428616Pony wants to know if you're hardcore enough to do something worthwhile in your life?
>>14428561Wouldn't it be easier to just, you know>rape
>>14428641>implying pokemon x isn't worthwhilepony knows it is.
>>14428487Well, then you'd have still have the timing problem. Trixie wouldn't have known about Twilight becoming a princess if she'd been through the mirror in time to break up the main five and establish herself as the Fall Formal Princess.Plus, Luna's back before they even meet Trixie the first time. As much else as I have issue with Sunset Shimmer's circumstances going through, that she busted through and wasn't immediately tracked down is at least somewhat believable; the closest Celestia has to a reliable agent before the Nightmare Moon events is Cadance, who would also be the only possible candidate for covering for her in the event that something happened to her prematurely. It's kind of okay that no one immediately follows because of the time limit and low knowledge of the other side.But post-Nightmare Moon, Celestia has Luna back if she wanted to go through herself AND Twilight and her friends as possible reliable agents. If she broke through, Celestia would have no reason not to send someone to attempt to retrieve her.
>>14428651Pony says you're a mindless zombie
>>144286164v4 will be so laggylet's do it
>>14428616I'm waiting on gud deals for the 3ds this holiday seasonAlso a steady source of income
>>14428561OkStay with me here MLPGCyborg time travel
>>14428663what's with those sketchy ass red lines
>>14428676You can get a regular 3DS for 110$ from Nintendo
>>14428667lies and slander. pony loves pokemon.
>>14428678>not cyborg mind swapping
>>14428707You don't know what pony loves.That's why she hates you.
>>14428707Pony doesn't love you nerd!
>>14428731>>14428732pony i found all those pictures you made photoshopping me in with youand the note where you tried to think of ways to take my name as your married name
>>14428395Casual teasing Dash is best.
pony should pony pony
booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
>>14428704there's also the matter of games, since those add up fast
>>14428763Who are those OCs?
>>14428776used games i guess
>>14428716The cyborgs have my mind in themThats redundant This way, I can love each and every single pone
>you will never lewd greentext with pony
>>14428757pony is cute in an awkward way
>you will never browse imageboards on the Celestianet
>>14428757Pony was just holding those for a friend
>>14428793No nearby places that sell them
>>14428825If pony is excerpting me to be ripped they better order a tick for the disappointment express
>>14428858then yeah you're fuckedmight as well get a DSTWO. One of the few DS flashcards that still work on 3DS even in the latest firmware. It's the most expensive, but worth it.
>>14428875I think you'd get ripped in short order if you lived in Equestria.
you ever think maybe everyone on the show is an idiot?
>>14428890but I want the actual games manI'm just gonna hold out until I have a proper means of disposable income
>>14428903Horses are very stupid animals.that's not an understatement.
>>14428903About as dumb as everyone here.
Season 4 news when?
What if the only way to date Rarity was to beat up Spike?Would you do it?
I'm sorry Fluttershy...
>>14428939I don't want to date Rarity or beat up Spike, so no.Besides, if I did beat up Spike he'd probably tell Twilight, and that probably wouldn't end well for me.
Celestia just weighed you.You weigh the same as a duck.
>>14428971So uh, buy you a new rug okay? Just uh, don't step there for a while.
>>14428973Oh shit, does that mean I got my wizard powers early?
slightly anthro but unf
>>14428973that's one fat duck
>>14428898Would pony even know the difference?
>>14428973But I can't be a witch, I'm a guy.
>>14428989>I drew a child in a childrens cartoon on a stripper pole>Aw yeah I'm signing this one
>>14428989But thats not her special talent.
>>14428989I love this artisthttp://i.imgur.com/FSvCpEf.jpg
>>14428992Oh my yes, anon. They'd definitely notice the rippling muscles.
>>14428989IS THAT AN OC?
WHO WAS RUCKY PONE?
>>14429014How much does pony weigh?
>>14428989I drew some TF last night.
>>14429007I'm not sure if they're abusing the plastic wrap filter, blur tool, or abusing the air brush in general.
>>14429021Pony has no weight.
God dammit that Shatner song has me craving fried turkey.
>>14429020This pone is very lucky.
>>14429021Almost as much as pony's penis.
>>14429014So what your saying isIf I get seriously crunched Pinkie Pie will love me?
>>14429033>I made Roogna masturbate himself to sleep last night
>>14429047holy shit Twilight, slow downdon't you know what happens when you do that so quickly?
>>14429047BUT WAS SHE RUCKY PONE ON MONDAY?I MISSED IT AND I MUST KNOW
>>14429076LUCK OVERLOADShe gets pretty doofy if she does it for too long.
>>14428971> She's not upset that you came> no, that was really the good part> but Christ, it was full MINUTES after she did and the chaffing was getting to be overmuch> She'd really overestimated how much fun fucking a Human would be
>>14429099>investing points in luck>everI seriously hope Twilight is smarter than that
>>14429047Are you sure that is just for luck?
>>14429063Oh yeah Roogna used to waifu Fluttershy. Heh, I hadn't thought about that.
>>14429129Saine draw horse panties, just the butt
pony just beeped
>>14429111Next RPG I play, I'm investing every single stat point I can into luck.>>14429122Well, luck and luck.
>>14429132once I thought eqg would dawn a new era of glorious human x horse pornI was young then, naive
>>14429111>not investing in luck/mustacheDo you even crits?
>>14429143>I hope you die
>>14428245http://static.4chan-ads.org/Advertisers/7e308b561aab469e96f6fbe04ecff72c.pngAlright. Which one of you is responsible for this.
>>14429155I will either fail spectacularly or triumph spectacularly. Either way, it's gonna be great.
>>14429175> show how much you love her for $20So you'll pay me to berate her for being terrible?
>>14427627Lookit him.He looks so happy.
>>14429143Well there is nothing bad about too much luck.Makes me wonder what the other pone variants rub when they want to have luck like Unicorns have.
>>14429143I just uploaded that Flutter TF picture and Derpibooru's automated dupe checker thought it was one of your pictures for a second ha.>>14429137J-just the butt?>>14429157Geeze anon, I've been home for 5 minutes.
>>14429205Unf>>14429211Better in flannel unf unf
>>14429211yeah, just the butt
>>14429211>5 minutes.WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG?
>>14429211>Geeze anon, I've been home for 5 minutes.Anon is like that excitable dog you have that freaks out when you come home.He may have peed a little.
>>14429225>there will never be 20 pounds of marecunt and ponut
I'm considering keeling myselfCould really use a movie stram
>>14429204Wings for pegasussesand earth for earth ponies.>>14429211Derpibooru's systems are weird.
please don't kill the pony
>>14429252Yes, that is Pinkie and a book.So?
>>14429233Give me some credit anon, I didn't pee myself.I did however poop a little, but that is unrelated to saine getting home.
Is it really so wrong to want a girl who at least appears to be like these ponies?
>>14429269Sometimes a fart isn't a fart.
when is the last time someone in mlpg has changed your opinion on something?
>>14429279It's not really wrong, just completely unreasonable.
>>14429290MLPG made me way less laize faire
>>14429290Never. I'm always right.
>>14429288>ponutThis is still the worst thingI hate everything about it
>>14429280Welll thats not a book
>>14429279the ponies canon dont really have much personality anon, its mostly bullshit you make up in your head and it is always only good traits that would be unrealistic to find in a human
>>14429321Fuck you, I hate it more.
>>14429331YOU WANNA THROW DOWN, BRO!?
>>14429290I like the doge meme more than I should because of this place.
>>14429295How unreasonable is it to fine a human Pinkie Pie?
>>14429321You are just mad you cant rub pony's ponut
>>14429321I hate it toowhat can we do about it
>>14429341That depends on what you are want to fine her for.
>>14429339That's interesting. Because of this place, I utterly despise that meme.
>>14429321Are you saying we should remove the ponies anuses?
Best human FS.
>>14429360I want a fun loving girl who is a bit lolxdradom but is still herself enough to be more then that
>>14429381>tube sweaterUh, no
>>14429321Yeah the word is terrible. Its like using cunny.
>>14429381I like this one more, but that artist makes great personhorses
>>14429366I want windows that open out that easily.I also want to use that window to participate in a sing-along number.
>>14429394At least when Noel drew gore it was good and she wasn't a subhuman.
>>14429417Noel drew gore? When?
>>14429400I have no strong feelings on that"Ponut" and a whole pess of pants on head retarded images centered around it is routinely posted here every single day. and manages to bypass the filters I have in place for it somehow.
>>14429407>open window>sing your one line>maybe harmonize a little>the song moves away from your house and you're not part of the crowd scenes>close your window and go back to pone business
>>14429437Why is /mlp/ so butthurt about MLPG?
My mind can't actually comprehend people drawing that fluffy pony shit seriously.
Good morning, MLPG!
>>14429411>>14429394wasn't this shit "delete entire thread on sight" level in the days of the scruffening
>>14429321>>14429331What's so wrong about a small puckered smooth ring of muscles that would offer some resistance at first. Then after some coaxing, would gently give and relax, allowing you to slide in your entire length. Hilting, it would contract involuntarily of it's own will, it's owner struggling to muffle their gasps. Pulling out slowly, it would clench down desperately trying to keep you in, visibly hugging you until it reaches the end and finally releases you with a wet pop. For a moment, it would tense once more; returning to it's original shape; possibly even visibly contracting a few times, waiting, and eager for you to begin your second intrusion.
>>14429452It's still a rule violation.
>>14429396No anon, fine.As in to punish by making pay a sum of money.
>>14429433>not following the singer and taking part in the glorious crowd reprise of the chorusDo you even Smile?
>>14429452And that's probably one of the only good things scruffy did. Those threads were shit of the most autistic caliber. If you're going to abuse something don't make it ugly as sin, how the fuck it even got to that point is beyond me.
>>14429428yes, i too hate the little round muscular pony poopers
>>14429428Oh right. I forgot you can filter words. These threads are about to get a lot more enjoyable.
>>14429465But you weren't cast for that part, goat.And every good pony knows organization and preparation is the key to a successful impromptu musical number.
>>14429465Dude I got pony shit to be doing I can't be following some bitch clear across town whenever she decides to bust out into fucking songMy wife would kill me
>>14429446Because it's not on the same level as /b/Honestly there's more generals on the front page during the day then anything else
>>14429462I wouldt give the real Pinkie Pie 10$ if she was starvingI'd give her a carrot
>>14429479Now that that's settled we can enjoy some nice po nuts
>>14429457Nothing, though I don't really see the appeal when ponies have perfectly fine vaginas.It's just that it's a terrible word.
>>14429512Don't worry. I know how to use regular expressions.
Pinkie won't stop trying to be your friend
>>14429531But I am already her friend.
>>14429531I want to be her friend.
>>14429480I'd watch an episode about Twilight trying to plan an impromptu musical number, only to interrupt it herself every time when one of the background vocalists doesn't show up right or whatever.
>>14429542I want to see this pone throwing up firefox pone
>>14429531But I want to be MORE then friends
time of beb 00:43
>>14429433>>14429407>>14429366recommend me some fun musicals /co/or really just musicals in general, I need more spontaneous crowd-songs in my life
STEP ONE INSTEAD OF ASS SAY BUNSLIKE KISS MY BUNS OR YOU'RE A BUNS HOLE
>>14429584Cats Don't Dance.
Pony is going to need you to bend over and take a deep breath.
>>14429584>>14429623That is a good one.
>>14429624i'd rather lurk
>>14429624I've never studied before in my life.
Pinkie Pie know she isnt the prettiest But shes so happy you are here
My gf's tits are F cup
>>14429624I'm studying pony butts. I have a very important exam tomorrow and I'm a bit under-prepared. Twilight, can you help me?
>>14429684Post tits or gtfo
>>14429684Why do you date such a fat cow
All lurkers post a pony right now or your waifu will explode
What if they introduced Starswirl into the series as a villain, and a well written one, who always speaks in a calm dignified manner, even after his defeat?
>>14429684I'm super jellyBot that your have girlfriend and that she has f cups
>>14429722>your waifu will explodesexually?
>>14429748It's a good thing coffee doesn't exist in Equestria
>>14429722I don't have a waifu, I could never choose. They're all 2cute.
>>14429776Especially those 2pegasi are just the absolute cutestThose wings...
>>14429679No, of course I've studied.
All ponies post your cutie mark right now or a human will explode
>tfw no chubby, busty gf
>>14429787>C'mon just loosen up a bit, I bet I could get my whole head in here
>>14429801>tfw no fat, girthy horsecock for her to ride
>>14429787Second best ship
>>14429791But ah don't have one yet!
>>14429776>>14429787>tfw it's the winged ones that are your favorite pones
>>14429805I will never understand why people give their ocs video game related cutie marks.Let it sink in. You're saying the only thing you/your oc is good at is video games. You're saying your only talent is playing video games. Out of all the talents and things to be good at yours is video games. Your life's goal is playing video games.
>>14429816>tfw no marshmallow hooves to pin her down as you hilt, sheathe and all, your fat stallion dick pulsing against her tender walls with each pint of hot sperm that blasts the backside of her womb
>>14429787This.Those wings man.
>>14429801They're already right wing, metroid cloning, nut jobs, why would making them fat be an improvement?
>>14429824reported for underagehave a nice day :)
>>14429824then post your delicious blank flank
>>14429842>>14429852What if they are old enough for Anon?http://vocaroo.com/i/s0md4zYKFFlp
>>14429857The fuck is that thing.
>>14429839I'd love to get an entire episode dedicated to wingsI want to know how sensitive they are, to touch in general or specific partsHow durable they are and how much control they have over themHow soft they are / how similar they are to birds' wings
>>14429861Rev up the party wagon!
>>14429840>Galactic Federation is full of busty yet slender womenI can fap to this
>>14429857An Aladdin Sane lighting bolt would make for a neat qtmark>>14429874Get out.
>>14429892Wouldn't it, though?
>>14429801>tfw I don't know that feel>>14429816>tfw I know this feel
WHY AREN'T YOU PONKING?
>>14429801I have to be careful when you guys say chubby because most of the time you just mean fat.
The new Adventure Ponies was fun but kinda sad there was no obviously broken mode like Fluttershy's was last time.
>>14429906>Say Chubby.>Get Ross.>Want larger breasts.>Get impossible boob fetish wizard.All we do is attract shit.
>>14429903 dont know how
>>14429925>not liking gonzo breasts
>>1442990635% body but with bigger titsAnd young
>>14429942That's not chubby. That's fat. I swear to god you guys do this every time
>>14429915>Object ponies.Oh yes...Let us post more of the things that attracted one of our most annoying attentionwhore brony artists.
>>14429925>want cute pony>get cute ponylol humanfags
>>14429925Hey, that's not fair. I surrendered my wizard license six years ago.
>>14429903I'm tryingany gif requests?
>>14429949ARE YOU TELLING ME 30% IS CHUBBY?THAT'S AVERAGE
>>1442994210% - 25% and 35% unf
>>14429962As much as I hate your ridiculously unsexy breast it's your faces I hate the most.
>>14429962So you're a boob artificer?
>>14429969It's like Buckley fucked Satan.
I'm going to marry Scootaloo!
>>14429951WAIT I CAN DO BETTER
>>14429903BUT I AM!http://mlpg.co/ponk/
>>14429982>her dress isn't whiteunf
>>14429985Not as bad because that artist does not come here and act like a drama whore.
>>1442996630 is fat too.
>>14429982>No cutie markYou can't marry a pony that isn't a proper mare yet.she's also not an adult, but that's secondary in some cultures.
>>14429985Love these two.
>>14430004How about nowI really don't care about your shit opinion though, you can go cry somewhere else
Pony has just challenged you to a rap battle
>>14430024>Bat pony.>Out in the daylight.BUT SHE WILL BURN!
Is it so much to want Pinkie Pie to be real and to hug her close every night so that light doesn't feel like a giant pointless run of the mill every time I close my eyes?
>>14430037I summon my zebra entourage.
>>14430026Don't you have something to be studying for, Mewball?
>>14430031Now draw her hugging another pony like a filthy slut
>>14430049Nah man I'm not ponyboy
>>14430043Go back to drawing, Rei
>>14430026I can't shit talk on that artist because he may kill me with his thumb.
>>14430041That's silly anon bats and bat ponies aren't afraid of daylight, they're just much more open to predators in daylight. It's only a matter of time before a gryphon swoops down and grabs her.
You wake up tomorrow with sweetie belle rubbing and grinding her anus into your face, her butt cheeks pressed around your face cheeks. She is moaning sexfully in her little voice.wat do
>>14430065>sexfullysend her back to school
>>14430026I would love to annoy pony by always holding her and picking her up.
>>14430065put my penis inside her
>>14430043Buy corwin's dakimakura, he probably doesn't even like ponies anymore.
>>14429733hello shy horse
>>14430054No draw her orbiting another pony>>14430084It is.
>>14430071Why not strap them to your chest like one of those baby carriers?
>>14430071What's with that dude's hairWhy is that pony way too fluffyShe's turning into one of those things isn't she
>>14430070>Not knowing the word "sexfully"
>>14430012objectively wrong anon.
>>14430071>You will never hug a squirming Dash against her will until she just gives up and hangs in your arms limply
Am I the only one who actually thinks Applejack is quite funny? Or is people just calling her boring because she's not as randumb as Pinkie Pie?
If AJ was in this picture this would have all three of the best ponies
>>14430105People call her boring because Americans hate looking at themselves.
>>14430105She's a very neutral pony.
>>14430105Her humor's a bit dry, but she's got her points.>>14430122I like her, though.
>>14430079Who the hell is that, and why have people been mentioning him lately like we're all supposed to know who he is?
>>14430102Is this one of those moments where people swear up and down that another person is wrong so they can keep believing their fetish is right or they're not wrong about their fetish.If you like chubby chicks, that's cool. If you like fat chicks that's also cool. Just don't confuse the two.
>>14430099It actually showed up in google on a few sites was the scary part
>>14430105Hey heyheyheyPinkie is my favorite and I think Applejack is a good pony
>>14430065I tell her kindly and gently, "Sweetie, now you know that I love horse anus. I >LOVE< it. Like, more than life itself. But, you are just too young. You should be enjoying your childhood, not doing this grown-up stuff. Now go out and play"
>>14430103>she gets that cute yet hilarious defeated look on her face
Browsing Derpibooru in search of Fleetfoot art and I must say she is in desperate need of more fanart.
>>14430122AJ doesn't act like any American I know. She actually works.
>>14430159disgustingshe should be ashamed
>>14430161What the heck is that?
>>14430161Ask her why she's a dog.
>>14430147That she is.
>>14430165Hey AJ I think you're just as pretty and fun as Rarity and Pinkie and I'm looking forward to your episodes next season
>tfw no tits to play with
>>14430177A million ticks.
>>14430177ticks. lots of ticks.
>>14430161Well. Time to get the tweezers.
>>14430178Don't you remember adopting futashy?
>>14430197And a lighter.
>>14430190>>14430191>>14430193This is exactly why I tell pony not to rub their cute ears on anything but meI order pony to watch Samurai Jack until they learn something
>>14430136Anon, I don't like fat chicks, I don't even like humans.30 is within the average and healthy range for women according to the CDC and WHO.
Pinkie found every single loose item in your roomand shook it
>>14430180Actually in fact there's a whole bunch of ponies just itching for fanart from the comics.
>>14430197>>14430208>Holding down pony to burn out ticks.Think you could handle it, MLPG?Actively hurting them to help them?Every time they hear that lighter flick they cringe.
>>14430258This isn't sexy at all
>>14430232I SHAKE HER
>Rainbow Dash as Rodan>Applejack as Anguirus>Fluttershy as Mothra>Celestia as DestroyahWho wins?
>>14430242I WANT IT
>>14430267>do I smell?
>>14430275Oh pretty horse, if I could draw I would draw nothing but you for an entire month. Seriously, my first pic would be just you reading a picture book while a bunch of foals are just snuggled around you.
>>14430161welll Im out. See ya pony
>>14430302hey its a Manehatten episode!
>>14430302Reminder that Babs is confirmed not in S4 per Comic Con panel.
>>14430302YESSSSI want S4 to be nothing but the 6 traveling across Equestria. I am so sick of Ponyville Canterlot and crystalplace
Favourite book:Favourite film:Favourite pone:I'll go firstLolitaDr. StrangeloveFluttershy
>>14430244What, has nobody had a tick burned out of them?
>>14430323I don't fully understand
>>14430302Oh god yes.
>>14430323I hope you know I think your OC is cute and I'm saving all of these pictures and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>>14430335It's a telescope
>>14430342>Not going innawoods
>>14430302Manehatten>More like that place that is full of really terrible ponies who are jerks
>>14430335I'm sorry. I drew the telescope wrong. In the future, I will strive to properly render all scientific instrumentation.
>>14430323Does she have a name or am I just going to have to call her Saturn?Or Uranus, since I forget which one had the horizontal debris ring.
Pinkie decided to read your fanfiction
>>1443036510/10 I bust a gut
Dresden FilesETPinkie Pie
>>14430302Is this real?
>>14430366no not that, the story moved fastbut the hinges look like a penis
>>14430375None of it's more than three chapters, nor is it in anything but notebooks that have, for the most part, been lost to time.And only one of them is at all related to ponies.
>>14430383It's from the facebook page
>>14430375>"Plunge your futa cock deeper into my boypussy, Mistress Rarity" "exclaimed anon, as Rarity delivered another powerful thrust..."
Pony thinks your life is fun to laugh at
>futa rarity will never give you pony aids
>>14430449I'll give her money to fuck off
>>14430437>tfw>tfw pony aids turns you into a hypersexualized hermaphrodite
Which pony loves to go to the opera the most?
>>14430463No they just kill you in a slow, but extremely painful way.Who tells you this stuff?
>>14430430It's getting betterI'm applying for jobsI'm seeing someoneI've lost weightI've started lifting
>>14430472AUNT AND UNCLE ORANGE HERE WE COME
>>14430479>>14430472The best part is there's guaranteed no Babs
>>14430430>go to Equestria>laughing stock of the pony world>Everyone picks and plays pranks on you and makes really bad joke at your expense>Even Fluttershy>"Hey anon, how's the weather up there?"
>>14430487>best partHow dare you say that about MLPGs second favorite CMC
>>14430370No, no. That's Uranus.He's kind of an ass.
>>14430487>not wanting Manehatten CMC
>>14430496Draw her buttI can't judge a pony properly without first seeing her butt
>>14430428Rumble kinda looks like Wilson from Don't Starve.
>>14430487>It stars Sunflower
Wow, not one peep. I'm legit impressed.
>>14430495>2nd favorite I'm like 90%^ sure that those assholes voted for "Babs" while thinking about GR's humanized giant boob "Babs"
>>14430502>Manehatten CMC...You know what, this has me colored interested.A group of of ponies with Babs in the background.All it needs to be.
>>14430511I couldn't tell who the fuck that was from the thumbnail. Just blob and stick. What's Dont Starve?
>>14430496How does she breathe in space?
How many ponks?
Manehatten? More like Mad Hatten becuase no matter what happens everyone here is going to be mad about it hence the name MAD hattenisntead of the normal manehatten which is in itself a parody of Manhattan
This is one of my favorite pictures
>>14430185>pool noodleIs that what I think it is?
>>14430328the fountain headgangs of newyorkrarity
>>14430536>all dose ponks>all dose apples
>>14430550Yes. He likes to hang onto it in the pool.
>>14430552>gangs of new york>Liking that train wreck
>>14430552>Babs the Butcher
I'd just like to spread the word to everyone in MLPG right now that Google+ is terrible and you should not use it.I say this purely because of what they did to Youtube recently.
>>14430536>How many ponks?Twelve.
>>14430328Ender's GameEvent HorizonRainbow Dash
>>14430563Are you that faggot that made that thread on /v/?
>>14430563They broke the comments section so it rarely even displaysThey improved Youtube dramatically
>>14430567Would you party with all of them?
>>14430575No, I would not party with any of them.
>>14430575I'd slumber party with themWhich is the same as a normal party, but we all retire into the same bed in a big pile and sleep snuggling
>>14430570>Liking Scott Card's books.>Literally supporting the modern Hitler.Conservafuck detected.
>>14430579I feel like this guy is one post away from turning this tumblr into his own sex rights activist post
Come back Tex.
>>14430591Oh man don't get me started on fucking Orson Scott Card. His Empire series was fucking atrocious because he kept forcing his political beliefs into the books. He's a terrible person.But that doesn't change the fact that the Ender series was great. Treason was another one of my favorites.
New Season 4 Preview Imagehttp://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/images/my-little-pony/frienship-is-magic/show-pages/layout-images/mlp-show-background3.jpg
Welp, I ended up watching Cat's Don't Dance again.It was as good as I remember.
>>14430579I like it
>>14430644IS IT THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO GET A NEW TWILIGHT VECTOR?
>>14430613>He's a terrible person.Oh but it's alright for a Liberal to shove their shit down the reader's throat in their books.>Taking shit in a book to heart.>When it's FICTION!
>>14430511Never hearda the game, hope they don't look too similar, though
>>14430658I know right?
>>14430658C'mon Anon, a intern probably spent 10 minutes making that thing! You can't expect a multi-billion dollar company to invest much more than that into its flagship franchise.
>>14430644So... does this mean Luna plays an important part this season beyond the Nightmare Moon transformation?
>>14430658We said the same thing about Pinkie...
>>14430644in the premier i hope luna actual does something useful for once instead of fucking everything up
>>14430682>She vanishes!>Celestia is the only one seen doing anything.>For two seconds.
>>14430613>Pushing his political belifes >In a book litteralyl about overthrowing the governmentNoooooooooooooooooooo
>>14430644>Pay Studio B millions of dollars for content>reuse stock vectors ad nauseam for promotional materials
FUCK MY BUTT
>>14430700My buttfucking days are over, AnonI've got a gf, and she doesn't seem to like anal one single bit
>>14430648I need to watch it again
>>14430695>Meanwhile, Liberals flock to The Communist Manifesto.>Best book ever.>But be damned if you have an opinion on them gays~!
have you stared longingly into you waifu's eyes today mlpg?
No, because she doesn't exist.
>>14430720>I've got a gfYou fucked up.
>>14430664>>14430695It wasn't as straightforward as that. I wouldn't have brought it up otherwise. It wasn't about the message but rather the way it felt like he was shoving it down my throat in those books. I mean he had fucking 10 year old kids arguing about politics. He pushed his literature far beyond a reasonable suspension of disbelief and in a place the reader didn't feel like going anyways.
>>14430503"Hey, how's my favourite night-mare doing!" he laughs and delivers a friendly flank spanking.If you were not a proper mare of science, you would show him where he could put his hooves.
>>14430679Yeah, but Twilight is a Princess now. They give her so much attention, but instead of making a new vector they just paste wings onto the old one. They didn't even bother making her taller.All the assets are available in flash, they could probably just take something directly from an episode.
>>14430734But I can kiss her in public
SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>14430738Is that really how a 'proper mare of science' reacts to a good ass slapping?
C'MON EVERYSMILE PONY PONY PONY
>>14430616That was kinda whiny. And he shouldn't have accepted the computer from the autist. But those are minor transgressions. He's one of the founding MLPG-ers and likely one of the few still around from day one. I liked his dumb sketches.
>>14430745what is derpy even doing at the childrens talet show
>>14430735>It wasn't as straightforward as that.>But let me form my own opinion about what he was trying to say anyways.Lay down your hateboner, Anon. Card isn't going to burn gay rights and salt it was on. He's just Mormon...
sex with celestia
>>14430775is old and crusty
>>14430745A-are those NTSC effects? Is that due to how it was captured or is that a filter added on top of it?
>>14430768you have fucked up
>>14430739I'm not going to stare into a picture on my screen, a tulpa - yeah no.
>>14430780It looks like what happens when I pull a recording off my Tivo.
>>14430786you are devoid of emotion anon
>>14430739Do you have any evidence that she exists?
>>14430791My waifu's my desktop background though, mane.
>>14430768>He's one of the founding MLPG-ersWho would be on MLPG Mt. Ponemore?
>>14430799Leth, Isaac, Fluffy, and SMILE.
>>14430799Being associated with mlpg nowadays would be disgraceful.
>>14430774He's already publicly apologized for those transgressions.He admitted his wrongdoing about that and that's not what this is about.But this is being redundant, I've already said I love his work and explained why I don't like his person. Wait a minute, are you talking about the gay accusations that have come up from the movie?
Who is most unfable colt?
Why aren't you sleeping? You should be asleep.
>>14430801Isaac is the only full timer left huh?
>>14430801>FluffyHe abandoned us for bronybucks
>>14430803No, pears.>>14430811Leth is still around, and I'm sure Smile just lost his trip or decided to go anon.
>>14430528>>14430666It's a video game. Wilson's the protagonist.I've never played it myself.
>>14430738As a proper mare of science, there should be no qualms about "volunteering" Uranus for some dreadful experiment.
Dash walks angrily towards you
You can go to Equestria ifYou kill the BatmanSupermanFind AtlantisCure CancerBe the first man on Mars And make a modern sitcom on Fox that is objectively ok
>>14430799>Who would be on MLPG Mt. Ponemore?Marker for sure.
>>14430827YEA WELL THAT ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE MY OPINION ON SYNTHPOP
>>14430813Smile's a busy guy, prefers anonymity, and has been catching up on animes over the hiatus, but he definitely still lurks the thread.
>>14430828Batman and Superman don't exist though.
>>14430833You must sleep, you need your rest.
>>14430813Leth needs to be upgraded.
>>14430848No, just a friend.
>>14430854shut up smile
>>14430846Why would Luna want me to sleep?Wasn't she angry because nobody was ever awake to enjoy her beautiful nights?
>>14430854Oh baby you got what I neeeeed but you say he's just a friend but you say he's a just a friend
>>14430867She doesn't want those she watches over to be groggy and miserable all day.Now rest.
Why don't you guys fuck off to your own board.http://fim.413chan.net/
>>14430865Is that game fun?
>>14430846If Luna wanted me to sleep why doesnt she ever give me a hug good night?
I want to get off Google's Wild Ride.
>>14430879>being this madGo back to your quest thread.
>>14430882I keep leaving them angry feedbacksI hope they notice
>>14430880see >>14430823, I've never played itit kinda looks neat, though. The art style and everything I mean.
>>14430892Don't worry, they already know everything
>>14430881Goodness anon, she really shouldn't. What would her subjects think? She couldn't play favorites.
Dash thinks everyone here is a geekEveryone
>>14430905Does that mean she won't introduce me to her cute pony friends?
>>14430905well so is dash by that logic
>>14430880It has a pretty solid soundtrack and it's a survival gameIt looks really fun from strams Ive seen of it
>>14430878>>14430846What id we sleep during the day, and frolik or whatever at night?
>>14430892They know and don't care. Youtube never made them much money. Getting people to sign up for Google+ is all they care about.Right now Youtube is a complete clusterfuck, and Google has pretty much doomed G+ of ever taking off since everyone hates it now. But it is good in the short term since they inflated their G+ members.Modern capitalism is stupid.
>>14430865>No beard.YOU FOOL!