*scoot scoot scoot*>"Just because we wanted some alone time to ourselves DOES NOT MEAN that we want to be on the moon again!">"I swear, Celestia does this on purpose."Seems like Luna's bored and/or mad, so I guess it's time for a night thread!And what better way to start a night thread than with the new teaser Hasbro released tonight!https://twitter.com/HubTVNetwork/status/397892448770220034/photo/1Now, what do you guys make of it? Could it be part of a flashback sequence, giving more detail into what lead Luna transform into Nightmare Moon? Or could it be a scene just before they get kidnapped and set the plot in motion?Whatever the case may be, we shouldn't wait that long since we're just over 2 weeks to find out!
Pank baked you something
Bugs!
We're going 2fast lately.Captcha: recover temngs
>The Flash finds Rainbow Dash and thinks she's kinda cute>Gives her a tummy rub>She now has a severe friction burn on her stomach
>>14397576Oh wow, protein.
>>14397580>going 2 fast>bad
>>14397584How would speedy gonzales fare in a race with rainbow dash?
>>14397586Insects have great protein, similar to meat pound for pound.
>Go on Netflix>See they have Equestrian Girls for streaming nowI really, really don't want to, but everything is pushing me towards it
>>14397597But it's good to slow down sometimes!
Would you spelunk with pony?
Posting before I leave.http://i.imgur.com/uPJQW8z.png>>14397580nothing is too fast for pone.
>>14397607Well he's smaller and can't fly, so he'd be a bit of a dark horse!
>>14397613the first time it's only mediocreand other time you watch it it becomes worse and worse
>>14397630Was it ever colored?
>>14397616No, we gotta go fast
>>14397635The thing is I don't even hate the concept all that muchBut the fact season 3 was cut both in length and in quality for this fucking movie drives me up a wall
>>14397642Not yet
>>14397552Too soon to tell for sure. If the screencap is from the first episode, it would probably have to be before they disappear; Twilight's lines in the animatics imply that it's the first time she's seen Luna since they vanished, so it being a part of a flashback seem unlikely there. If it's from the second episode, it could probably fall in a flashback, though that seems strange if Luna is already Nightmare Moon at the end of episode one.I'm leaning towards it being an establishing part of the beginning of the episode, though.
>>14397630I love your internal shotsEver do an anal one?
Pony is experiencing estrus and invited you to her house
>>14397630i love your selfinsert diamond dog
>>14397694It's actually supposed to be one of the random Guard Dogs.
>>14397686Pony, I read all your biology books. You don't have estrus. Is this one of your roleplaying kinks?
The thing about this show that I think has made it as big as it is, is that for the first time in a long time we actually have an all ages cartoon that ACTUALLY does appeal to all ages instead of just for the very young
>>14397725Welcome to mlpg, can I take your order?
>>14397732yeah I WANT 2 DOUBLE PONIES WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND A SIDE OF PICKLES
>>14397686Time to barricade my house and hunker down.
>>14397686Which pony?
>>14397686I don't have any knowledge of pony's estrus so I go to the house with no concern.
>>14397732
>>14397686What would that invitation even look like?
>>14397732Can you greet a pony in a calm and sophisticated manner?
>>14397747whichever one you want it to be
>>14397749Is this supposed to be a funyn comic?It's a little flat
>>14397756A pair of soaked panties.
>>14397749
>>14397776I hate to burst your bubble
>>14397776You're drunk Scrubbles, go to bed.
>>14397668Maybe it's a separate flashback scene? Celestia doesn't seem to be happy to see Luna in it.
>>14397756hastily scribbled note
>>14397694Pls, Its a doge guard.>>14397679I.. I dont like anal unless its a foursome.
>>14397781
>>14397767
So like, how does estrus cycle even work?
>>14397796That's too bad I'd love itBut that's an odd contingency for liking something
>>14397787I'm drunk and in bed and just woke up and have more jokesWhy can't rainbow dash tell a good jokes?Cause she's flat
>>14397740Comin' right up!>>14397755Sir, we ask you to please stop threatening our employees, they are simply doing their jobs>>14397767Take it up with management
>>14397816How do you wake up drunk?
>>14397810It's the one time out of the year most mmals are receptive to create babies, and it usually makes most females want the D really bad as a result.
>>14397810For which animal
>>14397832Gee deedee, he must be a wizard
>>14397845I'm just saying, I'd expect sleeping to give enough time to sober up at least a little.
You are Booped. Get to Cover!
>>14397832Drink a lot, take a nap, wake up, drink moreWhat would happen if you pickled Applejack?You'd get a sour apple!
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD FLUTTERSHY FAPFICSFUCK
>>14397867I take my boops like a man
>>14397867Sh-shit, I'm hit. I don't think I'm gonna m-make it...t-tell muh waifu....I..luh...luh
>>14397879You will never share an intimate moment with... has a chapter with fluttershy
>>14397440Looks like Luna is still a jealous autistic little bitch.
>>14397839pony
>>14397552I WANNA SEE IT NOWWWWW!!!!
>>14397897Can you spare a link to it?
>>14397796i am proud of you choosing a dog guard for your selfinsert
>>14397902Or she is lowering the moon
http://pastebin.com/PHez1k5GIt got a bit touch-and-go there at the end, but here's the end of that request
>>14397911Horses are seasonally polyestrous and are sexually active in the spring and summer.I wonder how that would affect the Summer Sun Celebration.
>>14397925except for it being so bright it could almost be an eclipse
>>14397936kissy little mares
>>14397936Would AJ be surprised at how good Fluttershy kisses?
>>14397916http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8180/you-will-never-share-an-intimate-moment-with
>>14397948>you will never take pony to the enchanted summerlands where it's spring and summer all year round
>>14397956so much that she would go back in for more
>>14397948It wouldn't, Ponies aren't horses.
>Chrysalis discovers a new form of Love Energy,>this new energy is the strongest type of Love Energy yet,>it causes her physical harm to use it for evil.
>>14397930Incidentally the first paste I flashed didn't have an important line, now it doesPlease being refreshings
>>14397956Well she keeps getting kiss raped by almost every pony, she's bound to pick something up
>Flashback to luna and celestia as fillies playing in the castle>Flashback to luna and Celestia as young mares, celestia being a bit pre-occupied for luna>Flashback to becoming designated rulers of equestria, Celestia seems to get more celebration>Flashback to performing duties, Celestia gets more attention>Flashback to Luna breaking down ang giving into NMMcalling it now
>>14397975>Flashback to becoming designated rulers of equestria, Celestia seems to get more celebrationOh, so when get the Elements of Harmony and defeat Discord?
>>14397967Then maybe ponies don't have estrous. How does that sound?
>>14397994Ponies don't have sex at all.
>>14397991They got it for defeating him broski
>>14398007Wrong.
>>14397948I always imagine theres a weeklong festival during the time estrous happens, thats devoted solely to drinking, eating, and fucking.
Think we'll get a proper ScootaDash episode this season now that they've performed the official pony bonding ceremony?
>>14397930>finish story>view all stories>see another request finished I don't remember readingIt's like christmas came twice, thanks for the writings chistery!
>>14398024nurse redheart and pinkie pie are in the cake family?
>>14397930>Pinkie being silly-funny stupid>learning a lesson the hard wayNot bad
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
>>14397930I don't think you wrote Pinkie very well.
>>14398039Nurse Redheart is Pound's real father.
>>14398050DAY AFTER DAYIS THIS GOING TO TAKE
>>14398063>fanfiction>doing anything good>ever
>>14398028Ponies sure give birth to a lot of mares.
>>14398029I'd be surprised if there weren't an episode of it seeing as this season is a full 26 episodes.
>>14398063That's a valid criticism, but she really has all of three modes - totally reasonable with a veneer of silly (like in Nightmare Night when she knows intellectually she has nothing to fear of Luna but acts like a scared chicken anyway), mistaking a situation for something she can handle but can't (the mirror lake), or 'lel random silliezzz'I went for the second, because Pinkie not understanding the parameters of the auction seemed like a better approach than just getting in a snit like Applejack and Rarity did.
>>14398063That's okay, the show's writers have set the bar concerning Pinkie Pie.
>Pony sticks their big fat soft muzzle right in your chest>They say they say they feel safe there
>>14398093>stallions are only 1/4th the population compared to mares>During breeding season the stallions must at least mate with 3 other mares or pay hefty finesWhy boner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3m-XH1Kij0Will the horses bring you back home?
>>14398135>Stallions only last around 15-20 seconds at most, leaving most mares very unsatisfied.
>>14398133P-pony, my hearts in there, there's just, so much blood
>>14398135That's wishful thinking.A more logical approach is that most if not all stallions donate their sperm to a sperm bank. Those who are known to have high success rates is bearing colts are paid highly for their contributions.
Do you guys think sweetie belle would like it if I licked her anus?
>>14398063I didn't much like it but absentminded Pinkie seems to be the most even-written Pinkie, and we rarely see her. It's been nothing but mirror gags and trombones and wall-breaking for ages.
>>14398181
>>14398133If pony stuck something in my chest I think I would die, or at least be seriously injured.
>>14398093That's because most of the male fetuses are forcibly aborted.
>>14398174Pony says she can hear it beating against her snout
>>14398204No no, they just burst out of their chest like aliens because of the size difference, and because most mares aren't built for that sort of thing. Hell when big mac was born it took out his mother AND father in the resulting blast.
>>14398202> Ponies have to learn the hard way they can't jump-and-hug humans without some forethought> Well, at least the unicorns> No one expected that birthday party to involve so many bloodstains
>>14398217I imagine unicorn horns to be akin to toy lightsabers in the danger scale.>tfw ywn have a lightsaber fight with pony
>>14398217You could always stick little corks on their horns
>>14398135So by not mating they garner hefty fines? What about the stallions that aren't players?
>>14398093It's like Jurassic ParkThe males spontaneously turn into females when they preceve there isnt enough og them around
>>14398194Rarity are you thinking about sweetie belles marshmallow butthole as well?
>>14398237She's thinking about Sweetie's marshmallow megatits
Fluttershy wants to go out with you to drink, but she is scared. Fluttershy has never gotten drunk before.
>>14398233Well that, eheh, gives them quite an edge.
>>14398233Did YOUR pony used to be a stallion?
>>14398229That'd just lead to bruises instead of puncture wounds> Every Human ex-pat is covered from roughly the knee to love handle in bruises from various hugs and attention-seeking hoof taps> The primary school teachers are practically two-tone
>>14398257I don't drink to begin with.
>>14398257That's fine, we can start slow.
>>14398237>>14398249
>>14398257Whoa, whoa, you don't go out to get drunk, you go out to drink. Start with one and stop at 'buzzed,' pony.
>>14398257I'll show her the ropes. We will take it slow, I dont want her to get trashed or anything, just a nice relaxing buzz.
>>14398257>1 beer>starts telling everyone how much she loves them>then starts talking about daddy issues>party soon goes silent
>>14398276>>14398283Fluttershy says you wanted to take her sake bombing.
>>14398276>>14398283>Did Iever tell YOU your kinda cute for like a not pony youknowhatImean?>hey wheresh that BITCH rainbow crash?
>>14398257Nah, we'll stay home and knock back a couple of Mike's Hards, watch some porno, and have totally buzzed, wild, unprotected sex.
>>14398217>you will never a jurassic pank who can change sex at will
>>14398303Well if she's not comfortable sake bombing we can start with something weaker.She can try a sip of my beer or split something fruity.
>>14398315... I'm not sure if you meant to respond to that postBut it's your life, Anon
>>14398262If I had a pony why would I even be here?>>14398294>>14398305>Fluttershy is causing a huge rucckas >One table is broke when she want on a rant about Rarity>She's started two separate brawls>Now she's throwing up in a sink>She only had a ginger beer
>>14398265>mfw it'd all be worth it
>>14398265at least if they're only around little ponies all day the teachers' bruises would only go up to their waists or so
>>14398205hhngggg
>>14398233opps>>14398315
1 more beer or go to bed?
Pony tells you that it's Goofy Time
>>14398335Waist high bruises don't sound pleasant anon.
>>14398346Go to bed and drink
>>14398346Have 1 more bed, then go to beer
>>14398335I don't know, kids might have even worse aimIf nothing else it'd be near-constant> Ben-Gay is the #1 selling item for import stores
Pony says you're a bad influence and I shouldn't hang around you anymore.
pony has given up on trying to remove the socks you put forcibly on her
Pony said you said pony could stay up late and watch scary movies tonight.
>>14398369>>14398370>>14398385Pony sure has a lot to say.
>>14398383GEEZ FINALLYI WAS GETTING READY FOR BEB
>>14398383how come you're the only one that can do that right now
>>14398370Good...good...Soon the whole town will wear socks weather they like it or not.
>>14398401Marker magic.
>>14398401Something changed with 4chan's post deleting system I guess.
>>14398415sorry fluttershy now's not a good time
>>14398415NO IT IS NOT A GOOD TIMEGO HOME
>>14398415Come in pony, don't be shy.
Pony reproduction sure is wierd
>>14398415nows really not a good time Fluttershy
>>14398415>hear door opening>see fluttershy peeking in>about to come in>slowly push door back
>>14398415Hey pony
>>14398401I'm actually Twilight Sparkle.Don't tell anyone.
>>14398415What do you want, Fluttershy
>>14398437LIES
>>14398437So you've just been going around telling everyone how awesome you are incognito?Seems pretty low, even for a filthy unicorn
>>14398437Hey Twi how's being a Princess and stuff
>>14398437How can you be Twilight Sparkle AND Apple Bloom?There is a contradiction here.
>>14398437What happened to your wings?!
>>14398462oh shit I forgot about that
Who wants a pony pile?
>>14398477it still hurts that my biggest fetish is so horrible when combined with pony
>>14398473Flutterbutter get outta there before you suffocate
>>14398483Hm, how high is the pony pile?
>>14398428I know, right?There's really nothing standard about ir
>>14398437Can I massage your wings?
>>14398493Applejack isn't a pony, she's a Pomumorph.
>>14398493For an apple she sure does grow like a pumpkin
>>14398492six puffy pretty ponies prepared in a pile
>>14398473Where did you even get a rubber that big
>>14398513They changed family names after great- granpappy raped a lady.
>>14398524They are Little ponies. Maybe that's how little.
>>14398524Giant Rubber Condoms and Sofas
>>14398516>puffyAre the ponies sick, anon?I can't be doin' with that
What if you teleport to equestria and are put in a zoo?
>>14398543Can I still fuck ponies?
>>14398516Puffy?I'd only use that word for pinkie
>>14398543Break out with my monkey strength and terrorize the town
>>14398516Hmm...How are they arranged? Will I be able to fit the pony pile in my house?
Rainbow Dash is a very ugly pony.
>pony will never use your massive horsecock as a sleeping bag
>>14398543What's my habitat like?>>14398550Or become Gorilla Grod, that works too
>>14398553Those are fighting words.
>>14398553
>>14398558a house, but with glass walls everywhere for ponies to watch you
Have you written your waifu a poem that was longer than 17 syllables?Or is there a poem already written that reminds you of your waifu?
>>14398553I will kill you anon
>>14398572Poems are pretentious.
>>14398569Rainbow dash? More like..uh...uh B-Booger Dash!heh hehgot her
>>14398543>Zoo animal escapes, cuddles 15 ponies>Sources have yet to comment if the offender will be put down
>>14398537>>14398549They are perfectly pert ponies. The pink pony perhaps is a little puffy.>>14398551Possibly. Do you have the plans for your place perchance?
>>14397958Fluttershy's chapter was short, but really cute and unf at the same time. I'll read the other chapters now, but are there any other good FS fapfics out there?
>>14398516>puffyPuffy where, anon?
>anon?>do you know anything about bunny cpr?
>>14398640What the fuck did you do to your bunny, flutters?
>>14398640http://i.imgur.com/AppnG.png
>>14398640
>>14398661>not calling a real vet to begin with>going to /b/ for helpShould've seen that one coming
>>14398661
>>14398661OH MY GODDD
>>14398640Question.How would ponies use a telephone?
>>14398701>Twilight just slapping the buttons.gif
>>14398701>Moshi moshi, pony desu
>>14398661>rabbits don't have nerves in their eyesI'd say nobody would be stupid enough to believe this, but it is /b/
>>14398701their tongue
Movie stram?
>>14398572Sure.When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountainAnd the last lion roars at the last dusty fountainIn the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and wornThey will stare unbelieving at the last unicornWhen the first breath of winter through the flowers is icingAnd you look to the north and the pale moon is risingAnd it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mournIn the distance, hear the laughter of the last unicornI'm alive, I'm aliveWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has passed without even a last desperate warningLook into the sky where through the clouds a path is tornLook and see her how she shimmers, it's the last unicornI'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive
>>14398714YesThe Incredibles or Ratatouille pls
>>14398713telephone, not dick
>>14398706>Twilight just slapping the butt
>>14398717What's the exact opposite of "mirin"because that's what I'm doing
>>14398706
>>14398742
>>14398746>wingsI want to make something die now
>>14398746THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU STUPID HORSE
>>14398746I think twilight might have terrible depth perception
>>14398747Oh fuck off.
>>14398731>Pony will never awkwardly slap you all time in their feeble attempt to act like they have grasping appendages
>>14398764Will pony ever stop being so adorable?
>>14398746TwilightTWILIGHTFor fuck's sake, why do you even have a phoneNO ONE ELSE in Equestria does
>>14398764>you will never feel the bizarre sensation of hoofgrip upon your butt
We slow
>>14398764>high five!
>>14398798> give-up-on-life clothes are used by adolescents in all worlds to cover their arousal> It's just that pegasi really, really can't hide it> But no one was fooled with your sweatpants as a teen either
>>14398798Hood pones are best pones
>>14398802Also no one wants to call a fat ugly nerd like her anyway
>>14398755>hating wings
>>14398839>no one wants to call a fat ugly nerd like her anywayWe WILL FIGHT
pony wants to read your biography
>You hear the sound of your pants being unzipped, and feel them dragged off of your legs, followed by your underwear. You then hear Rarity gasp and then giggle to herself. “That’s it? I’m quite disappointed, darling. Why I don’t think you’re even as big as some of the grade school colts.” You feel your rod throb a bit as she insults you. She then begins to poke it rather lazily with one of her hooves. “Why, I don’t even know if I can do anything with this… ah well.”
>>14398835>hood pones
>>14398843Wings are so rad...
>>14398860>things I supposeevery time
>>14398860White ponies can't rap
>>14398877And neither can Rarity.
>>14398821I still like wings at attention being a sign of arousal. It's kinda cute.
>>14398887It's at the very least shown to be a common sign of surprise and a reflexive action they can't controlI could see it being a pat sign of arousal
>>14398843that fucking smug ass bitch
>>14398715aww>>14398595sorry you were bored in high school anon
Fluttershy wants to know why you smell like Doritos.
>>14398715That song sucks.
>>14398887>>14398896best thing
>>14398887Man, Xenophilia was quite good. The picture you attached was used as the cover image for the story, in case you have no idea what I'm talking about.If you did read it, did you read the side-stories? Are they any good? How about the "expanded universe" stuff by other authors?
>>14398915I'm eating doritos.Right in front of her.Why does Fluttershy smell like ugly?
>>14398843So then what happens if a pegasus drinks a red bull?
Guys helpI'm finding myself wanting to have sex with obese underage horsesTheir asses are too fat
>>14398934Yeah, I know what you're talking about and I have read all of the expanded stories as well. They were good, but weren't near as good as the original of course. Will never beat the original.
>>14398887and the bigger the wingspan...
>>14398943>glaring watermarkew no
>>14398943LK stopThat's creepy
>>14398948The tighter the vagina.
>>14398948The smaller the brain
>>14398843> Twilight's learned how to glide very, very well based on her enormous wingspan> Oh yes, she can glide. The days have been full of purple gliding, a little snotty at that> Dash very pointedly shows her control and maneuvering, let alone stunt flying, will take much, much more time.> She does this by crashing Twilight head-on into a tree during a "friendly competition"> Totally aghast, Twilight points out that could have killed her.> The rest of the gang don't seem to come down on Dash hard at all, with only a smattering of "Too far, Dash"> Maybe Twilight's recent "demonstrations" were showboating a little overmuch.
Okay, so we know pony's going to leak before airdate.How many days beforehand do you think it will, though?
>>14398961unf>>14398962not unf
>>14398958Not LKCan't stopFuck
>>14398934>Xenophilia was quite goodMaybe it was better after the introduction, but the first parts were written pretty hard toward info dump. I imagine there was some lewd?
>>14398978Not unf?What could be better then having Twilight getting progressively more "I'm a pretty princess, hehehe!"
>>14398971>horn gets stuck
>>14398972What makes you think that? None of the other season premieres have leaked early.
I love this pic way too much.
>>14398962>>14398948so was the motor control part of her brainI forget what that's called expanded to account for the extra body she received or did her brain just neuro plasticity itself fixed by taking using some unused part of her brain to pick up the slack?
>>14398986http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
http://derpibooru.org/465564?scope=scpe052ebac74ff515387b15b595f5817d3f4c2897d4
>>14398958>LK>thinking of asses before bellies
>>14398991I can't wait for Price to draw all nine princesses in one picture.
>>14398999Pony take those off right now.Clothes are so LEWD.
>>14399014now they're offhttp://derpibooru.org/464334?scope=scpe052ebac74ff515387b15b595f5817d3f4c2897d4
>pony will never shake-it-bake-it-booty-quake-it
>>14399004LK only cares about belly buttons
>>14398991They're touching butts.lewd.
>>14398999is Applebloom's cutie mark a Smash ball?
>>14399021Pony literally cannot stop.Pony kinda needs medical attention.
>>14398991So that's how humans marry pone in their world? Wings?... Uh
>>14398747I would mire gigapone.
>>14399050Are you just going to stare or will you get a closer look?
>>14399046That one guy who said he was gonna marry Twilight Sparkle?Yeah. Guess he got the last laugh.
>>14399055I don't want to interrupt while he gettin swole.
http://mlpg.co/ponk/
I'm prepared to make a deal for this pony
>>14399074I want to watch Pinkie Pie wiggle her rump.
>>14399074>not http://mlpg.co/dashie/
>>14399077WHAT'S YER OFFER?
>>14399030 it's kind of hot to be honestI don't like things as big as he does, but the idea is appealing for some reason
>>14399090friendshipalso financial support and plentiful wpshhh's
>>14399074That probably made me laugh more then it should have. How long has that been there?
>>14399074>>14399089i legit enjoy these little pages on the sub, esp. the rarity one
>>14399074IT'S A BOOT FUCKIN TIMEGlad the bastards runnin the sub finally listened
>>14399074too many ponkswhere's Twilight?
>>14399044... I wouldYou know I would
>>14399105Are there Aj and Fluttershy ones?
>>14399074All that's left is Chrysalis against a background of Cult of Personality
I like how little fillies' legs have to move faster to keep the same speed as older ponies
>>14398992Motor cortex?
I think we're the most excited for new pony. Isn't that right, Zach?
>>14399110> that rotating granny cutie markUh
You have the option to go to Equestria and Ponyville as a pony (race of your choice) or human, but if you go the entire human universe will be destroyed. Do you go or not?
>>14399124>implying
>>14399144>grannybutbut that's her mom
This Dash fapfic has been surprisingly sweet so far.
>>14399149That sounds like a bonus
>>14399074http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h69Abo_MwTE
>>14399149Realistically, no. I couldn't do that.
>>14399155> mom's buttAnd rotating quite freely
>>14399149Where do I sign up? Fuck this shithole.
>>14399149Sure.
>>14399089noonot again
>>14399157which one?
PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE™ a shit
>>14399149Everybody's been clamouring for an ArmageddonWell they're gonna get one
>>14399177I had to listen to sinking ships immediately afterI don't understand why they're so addictive
>>14399149But the human universe doesn't exist.
>>14399159>>14399164>>14399168>>14399175>>14399185>>14399190If you don't go, the entire pony universe will be destroyed.
>>14399149>muh misanthropyeither we all go to horseland or none of us go
>>14399124>where's Twilight?That was the 1st one!http://mlpg.co/twily/
>>14399192well I was>>14399164Can I bring my friends and family? Maybe like 5-10 person limit?If so then yes, I'd do it.
>>14399180http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8180/4/you-will-never-share-an-intimate-moment-with/you-will-never-share-an-intimate-moment-with-rainbow-dashThis one. It's really short, but decent.
>>14399192fuck
>>14399183Princess Twilight Sparkle a love.
>>14399192So either I go and save a Universe full of magic and wonderOr let it be destroyed for the sake of the mundane oneIs this supposed to be hard?
>>14399197oh fuckit's so horriblei made it through 2 seconds of the song and closed the tab
>thanks for letting me spend the night, it's like a party for two
>>14399192But the pony universe doesn't exist either.How can things that don't exist be destroyed?
>>14399199ah, okay
Rainbow Dash wants to know why you didn't flush.
mlpeg.co dabess
>>14399223I was just taking a piss at like 4 in the morning, what's the big deal?Do you even use the toilet?
>>14399192If I do nothing an entire universe is destroyedIf I do something an entire universe is destroyedThis is an impossible decision!
I want to help big pony get swole.
>>14399210She's my favorite pony and I like her with her wings and all, but that song still feels like it's shoving the princess bit into our faces too much.
i want gaysex
>>14399224There's probably at least a handful of little girls who ended up there instead of mlpeg.com
>>14399211Pinkie there's an entire couchWhy are you on my lap?
>>14399223>she thinks that I don't have any proper manners and don't flushWhy, I never!
>>14399089No. '~'
Hatless Applejack
>>14399245>>14399268Ugh. It smells like rotting fish in there. What did you even eat? She had to light, like, three matches before she could use the john.
>>14399253EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE JUST FINE ANONNO REALLY WE'RE NOT GONNA SHOVE THE "PRINCESS" THING DOWN YOUR THROAT AND UP YOUR ASS FOR THE ENTIRETY OF SEASON 4HONEST INJUN
>>14399257
>>14399186sinking ships<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1LmvCKSQcA
>>14399280>implying I don't keep myself hydratedmaybe she's the one that doesn't flush after she goes to the little filly's room
>>14399224I swear she accelerates as the song does
>>14399280Well tell her to stop shedding her feathers all over my leather couch and I'll flush more
>>14399280>It smells like rotting fish in there.Uh, Dash?Do you walk into a lot of rooms only to catch a whiff of rotting fish?
>>14399292She does.
>>14399287They're all pretty great, I couldn't rank them
>>14399303Only when you're around.
>>14399309I wish someone drew EG marker and pony marker locked in an eternall battle of booping
>>14399251How about making pony's tummy swole
>>14399325I hope that marker would summon her Boop state and take away EG marker's booping powers permanently
>>14399323No, no, Dash. I don't even eat fish.The only thing I see in common among all the rooms that 'smell funny' is ... you being in them.
>>14399257OH GOD WHAT
If you all love ponies so much why don't you marry one?
>>14399325BOOPIN' NEAT. FOREVER APONE.ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Guys remember when we first started watching the show and you had an urge to show it to everyone because it was so cute? You know, to get other people into it? I think we were successful, too successful.
>>14399366Stream that show if you're so tough.
>>14399359I don't know, it check out too
>>14399366THEY DON'T EXIST
GuysU guysFluttershy going to get 3 episodes in Season 4 and in all 3 of them she's going to be shy
>>14399374
>>14399369
>>14399309I think MT's EQGs are cute
>>14399374I showed it to 1 friend and my brothermy brother thought it was stupid and my friend now loves it but i don't think she's a full on bronyI wish i hadn't told anyone though
>>14399394>why aren't you introverted?But I am?>Fluttershy going to get 3 episodes in Season 4She is?
>>14399374eeyupI have been thinking this for a year
>>14399287>>14399313Griffin makes much better music but FimFlam is funnier.
>>14399374I knew I couldn't hide it from my immediate family, so I told them about it. And by the end of the semester I had told a few classmates about it. Regret telling people at my college, but thankfully I was switching to uni after that semester anyway.I mostly blame /b/ catching on and the rage on 4chan afterwards for the spread though.
>>14399374>you had an urge to show it to everyone because it was so cuteDidnt have that urge myself. But I did stop fapping for a good while for some reason.'course now I fap to pony mostly.Funny how things end up.
>>14399374I started watching it with and introduced it to my little sister. Lel
>>14399402If Marker Pony is Jonathan, who is Dio Brando?
>>14399432I'm sure there are more than a few people here right now who have the /b/ threads to thank for showing them MLP even if they won't admit it.Not saying it's a good or bad thing.
>>14399416saine plsthats so wrongwacky voices does not good comedy make
>>14399224listening to this fills me with longing for a time that will never be againI hate everything
>>14399457I came to pony outside of 4chan back in Early February. I saw a thread about it on a forum I used to frequent and dismissed it. Week later decided to try it out after some people told me to give it a shot and the rest is history.
>>14399454I honestly don't know I'm just doing silly things
>>14399464THEN WHY IS YOGSCAST SO POPULAR
>>14399457I can see it, but I presume it was the images. The /b/read was just people talking to each other. They were nice, but they didn't really talk about the show.
>>14399464I know, look at lunar slander. Anyway, I don't like it because of the voices, I like it because it's funny. Sure some of the jokes fall flat but some of his jokes are really good. FiW is more like consistent humor but nothing really makes me crack up the same way.
>>14399494ACCENTS, AUSTISTIC PEOPLE, AND CHILDRENNEXT QUESTION
>>14399402oh, that's nice
>>14399457I came here from off of 4chan when a search for the fandom's origin led me to the archive and /co/. I had been here before, but couldn't really be bothered keeping up with threads until I learned about 4chanx.>>14399502Was it always like that? I thought I heard there being some show discussion there before the Ponychan split.
THIS IS A PRETTY PONY
>>14399502I don't really feel like talking about this but I meant more the /b/ type people being obnoxious about it inter-board wise and elsewhere, not so much their stupid little threads
>>14399457>browsing /b/Serious hope.
>>14399494I really enjoy their stuffit's not just silly voices to be really honest
this pony needs a bathextra bubbles
>>14399526good colouring but dat left foreleg tho
>>14399454A shame about your show, Marker Pony. Don't worry. I will take good care of its legacy.
>>14399526Hmmmm.....so it is.
>>14399548I'll help her out since xieril is preoccupied.
>>14399545You can't trick me, xieril.You're almost Terse-like in your opinions.
>>14399562NOT SO FAST
>>14399569He really isHe doesn't even like FlutterDash
>>14399552Right.So Gloomy is Zeppeli, and the Marker is SPEEDWAGON.
>>14399557AND THERE YOU ARE ASPIRANTALONE WITH PINKIE PIEAND SHE WANTS TO GO ON THE POKER DATE WITH YOU
>>14399508Opinion timeFiW has a better Celestia, Luna, and background. Music and most self-made things are superior.Flimflam has a better Main Cast.Neither has a good Fluttershy.>>14399524They would occasionally link to MLPG and that's what I saw of them. They were nice folk, but I didn't see much show discussion.
>>14399579FlutterDash is shit, PinkieDash is the OTP.
>>14399574That pony is so dirty. You're going to need another pair of hands.P-please?
>>14399569>almost terse-like in your opinions
QUICKWHAT'S THE LAST PONY THING YOU'VE FAPPED TO
>>14399601Best mare pack
>>14399601The only thing I've ever fapped do is the thought of Twilight doing me cowgirl-style, full pony
Who else is drunk>
>>14399601http://derpibooru.org/462896?scope=scpecf5ec1781ba70b89aadf496ff68a0a597e15f530just babs and by proxy scoot
>>14399601The thought of Gilda's sweaty paws
>>14399601Xenophilia
>>14399595I need to see your pony cleaning badge first, anon.
>>14399574Hey, I totally understand. You're a busy guy.I'll see to it that she has a nice relaxing time.
>>14399616
>>14399601http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=295
>>14399616I want to see Ross try that style.And adopt it.
Who was the last pony pony you wanted to boop?
>>14399582I thought that Anon could be Zeppelli and Gloomy could be Maria.GG is Stroheim.
>>14399629Well the rest admittedly aren't quite unf>>14399632Fat chance.
>>14399601Picture heavily related
>>14399627Oh look, pony's already relaxed. There's no need for assistance. I'll take it from here.
>>14399601humansmissionary position
>>14399646marker
>>14399646Pinkie with that pig nose in that sub subpage posted a bit further up.
>>14399601http://www.fimfiction.net/story/143205/1/love-measured-in-scales/chapter-1-study-breakhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/8180/you-will-never-share-an-intimate-moment-withThis one too. The Twilight chapter had me unfing a hell of a lot.
>>14399601http://derpibooru.org/460179I would marry this pank so hard and I'm not even that furry
>>14399588I agree on Celestia though I don't think it would make sense Fimflam's world. I didn't like FiW's Luna much. I agree on the main cast for the most part but I like FiW's pinkie better. And I like Fimflam's Fluttershy but maybe it's because I don't like Fluttershy that much. Her being the butt of the joke suits me a better.
>>14399648Also I guess these merit a posting
>>14399652related
>>14399631>PFAStay hipster
>>14399673
>>14399574I love Dash with white hair.
>>14399669I'd marry that if she had no dick.
>>14399652>>14399675What's the appeal of sweat and sweaty butts?
Damn furries get out of here
>>14399682I use fimfiction too, but some of the stuff on PFA isn't on there.
>>14399601http://www.bearchive.com/~chili>>14399616My nigga. I prefer the more solo works though.
>>14399650NONE of it is unf
>>14399623
>>14399695You hurt her feelings for not accepting her for all she is
>>14399671I'm not a Flutterguy, but I would like her to get a little more use than that.
>>14399699Not the guyBut after-exercise sex is amazingAMAZING
>>14399699the smell
>>14399627>tfw you will never splash around in the water with a carefree Rainbow Dash
The Equestria Girls parody song is too damn addictive for its own good.
http://mlpg.co/applejack
>>14399717Seems legit to me.You'd better step aside, xieril. This guy's a pro.
>>14399741Did they just add that?
>>14399721I don't really care because I wouldn't have dated, let alone marry that.
>>14399699Pheromones, hormones, use of potent olfactory sense, and dat assPlus really strong smells can be used as a kind of domination if someone wants
SAINESTRAM
>>14399699The filthiness and how raw it is
>>14399074tfw smile hats us
>>14399741She is NOT a silly pony.She is quite serious and has a very refined horse sense.
>>14399717>>14399744Hold on a secondRD wouldn't write her name like thatShe probably practices her autographs for when she becomes a wonderboltI don't trust this guy
>>14399769This. Applejack is like the least silliest pony.
Hai, MLPGwatcha think about >>14399127 ?
>>14399751YEA SAINESTRAM
>>14399691Wasn't The World gray, not yellow?
>>14399761>gif>1 frame1 TRILLION TETRAHITLERS
>>14399778Can't give a shit.
>>14399778who cares?
>>14399770But xieril, this pony is so super dirty.Look at her.She needs professional scrubbing.
>you will never kill yourself
Is there any pony cuddlefics, or other things like that?
>>14399778He deserved it
>>14399797I'd say she could use some scrubbing bubbles
Eh heh heh, w-what do you mean I'm a silly pony, paardner?
>>14399778>>>/b/
>>14399798Good, life is too enjoyable right now.
>>14399785That is how Hussie rolls.
>>14399783http://jjba.wikia.com/wiki/The_WorldHe's yellow whenever there's color.
>>14399798I really would like to but MLPG needs me
>>14399723I wouldn't mind some more screentime for Fimflam's Fluttershy.>>14399751>>14399780I don't feel like it.I've been planning on studying a little bit about anatomy for a long time but haven't really had the time till now.
>>14399798I mean...I guess thats...yeah
Evens: DrawOdds: VidyaDubs: continue writing fic
>>14399810what is this from?
>>14399797Which I'm able to providethank you for pointing how much she needs a bathI'll leave her squeaky clean
>>14399808Super silliest.
>>14399832Not too clean I hope
>>14399831http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w
>>14399830Jetpack Scootaloo
>>14399831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z7UnO66q9w
>>14399798>killing yourself>not waiting for the apocalypse
>>14399830producing >fanfiction doesn't count as writing
>>14399843Thanks!>>14399844Fuck off faggot.
>>14399808>filenameTwilight pls
Is there a list for all the MLPG/co sub pages?
>>14399854Why?
>>14399854Anon calm your britchesIt's the same video
>>14399840SQUEAKY CLEANSHE'LL BE SO CLEAN YOU HAVE NO IDEA
>>14399832I dunno. You're not a licensed pony cleaner. I think you need a professional for this job.
>>14399858LINKBOARD
>>14399891I meant the song pages on the sub.
>>14399257Go to bed.
>>14399884I want to stuff Dash's mouth full of my cooking and listen to her try and talk with a mouthful
>>14399856N-no! I-it's your neighborhood friendly Applejack sugar cube...
>>14399884Don't forget to make her pretty.
be honestwould you befriend a changeling
PONE WANTS TO FUCK
ded show
>>14399936probably not since I don't even befriend normal people
>>14399746Just give it a little whirl anon. you might like it
>>14399936What are they like in terms of personality? Are they essentially mindless drones in a hivemind, or what essentially odd looking ponies?
>>14399283fuckin' pinkie>>14399905you cocksmuggling cunt listen. i have huge fucking news.
>>14399936I'd love changeling.
>tfw princess luna never visits you in your dreams
>>14399935I hope Dash gets to wear dresses this season. She has the best potential on cool designs.
>>14399968I want Dash and Rarity to have an episode together
>>14399945I like men with cocks and I like women with cunts, Anon. This isn't Tumblr.
>>14399778his backgrounds are too busy for my tastes (my desktop is too messy for those) but I bet some might like them
>>14399584I don't have much of a poker face. But I'd be game.
>>14399953I don't care. I need to go to the jobcentre. I need a job!
>>14399885>implying I'm not certified for pegasi cleaning>>14399935She's perfect as she is anon
>>14399971I also want one of Fluttershy and AJ, seeing how they never had any big things together
>>14399988>that "Yeah Son!" signature
>>14399981>Aspirant wants to poker on the first dateI thought you were a man with class
>>14399983well excuse fucking me i didn't realise i walked into your fucking tumblr
>>14399968>>14399971>Dashs parents are coming to town during the winter solstice celebration>Really wants to impress them, show em she's a mature adult with style>consults Rarity to help give her a bit of a make over, spa day, pretty dresses>After a day of dress up, Rarity questions if RD is starting to enjoy this feminine fun>Now Dash is questioning herself the same thing
>>14399973Then what's the big deal? It's the best of both worlds!You'd be a weird to not want to suck on that cock while squeezing those plump titties
>>14399988Can I get a certificate for cuddler-in-training?
>>14399988>that pictureis it notarized?
>>14399988Doesn't change the fact that it could be fun, cute and potentially hilarious depending on how stubborn she feels like being.
>>14400014There is no such institute.
When pony is hungry, what do they cook? What would their specialty dish be?
>>14399993I want one with Pinkie and RarityThey always have the best gags together
>>14399973How do you feel about ponies with no genitals, stud~
>>14399884
>>14400010No, you'd get a woman with no cunt.I like my penis-bearing men to be MEN, not a washrag with a dick.
>>14400001O-oh, you didn't mean the card game?Then that means....Oh, nope. Not on the first date.
>>14400035>rarity >gaghwh, yeah right. she's a pro by now.
>>14400041Very amusing. Now spread 'em, I'm going in your ponut.
QUICK MLPG YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONEA:You can be the little colt ORB:You can be the little colt in a pretty dress
>>14400014I'm afraid I don't know of any institution that gives those out anon>>14400015It's framed on my wall, yeah>>14400019You're actually right, anonshe'd have to be okay with it though
>>14400041I wouldn't date themI wouldn't marry themI wouldn't fuck themI might keep them as friends
>>14400046>I like my penis-bearing men to be MEN, not a washrag with a dick.that's pretty gay anon
>>14400031Rainbow Dash just gets anything quick and reheatable.
>>14400058A of course.dressies are for girls
>>14400005What's the news then?
>>14400058
>>14399988Hmm.HMMM.I think I remember some scandal about the PCA, but I don't remember the details.Oh but look, she's clean already.
>>14400052
>>14400067Actually that's pretty bi, but it's the same reason women tend to go for men with a backbone instead of "thing with a penis" as the sole criterion
>>14400031Fluttershy puts on the facade of eating healthy, but when alone, she eats alot of hot-pockets and other junk food, regardless of time of day.
>>14400061>It's framed on my wall, yeahcan I see it?
>>14400061Sorry xieril, we found a guy with better qualifications. Maybe during the holiday rush.
>>14400075So cleanLook at those sparklesWhat is xieril even good for
>>14400049HEYTHAT OTHER GUY WASN'T LEGITIMATEPINKIE JUST WANTED TO PLAY CARDS WITH YOUTHE GAME IS UP AND DOWN THE RIVER AND ONE-EYED JACKS ARE WILD
>>14400081I guess I'm not bi thenhave a good bed time
>>14400095She even preened her feathers perfectly. What a good pony.
>>14400009I do see Dash with a more feminine side that she keeps to herself.
I like the thought of women with a penis, but in a body exploration kind of way.
>>14400045
>>14400075>>14400095O-okay then>>14400088Sorry anon, it's a very classified document.>>14400094I can't stop laughing
>>14400094where's the sombrero?
>>14400141we don't talk about him
>>14400041infinite cuddles
>>14400137Hey, but now that she's clean, she's all ready for snuggles, she just needs a partner.
>>14400130She just doesn't let it show thru I bet. The one time she did voluntarily dress up was for Celestias visit, and visited Rarity too for it. Even if she did fuss he whole time.And she succumbed to the parasprites cuteness.Even gave it kissies.
>>14400141The PCA requires valid photo ID, which means taking off any obscuring clothing or accessories.
>you will never snuggle a warm pone
>>14400156I'll do it
>>14400163Hey Mrs. Cake!
>>14400156Mine.
>>14400156I don't need a certificate for thattime for cuddles
>>14400113Works for me!Ponk better take it easy on me though.
>>14400162See also: her interactions with Tank in Just for Sidekicks
>>14400169Hi dear!
>>14400175While you're asleep I'm going to hug that pony all night
>>14400162Yeah. Give her a chance, and she could be as girly as she wanted.That fic someone here linked is starting to get to me. Dash did the whole "girly thing there pretty well and didn't feel that out of place
Pony is fascinated by your fingernails.
>>14400178Aspirant pls Rainbow Dash fic when
>>14400195Why is she fascinated by them?
>>14400070I'll take that as nothing.
>>14400211wait is there a pinkie fic?
Trying to remember if I still know how to pony
>>14400211Soon. I hate giving time frames because I've been real stop and go lately on the writing. Sorry, bear with me if you can.
Who is? You is!
I GOT MY TWELVE SIDED DIE AND I'M READY TO ROLL WITH A WIZARD AND MY GOBLIN CREW.MY FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER TO MY MOM'S BASEMENT BRINGING FUNYUNS AND THE MOUNTAIN DEW.
>>14400223NOW DRAW HER SLAPPING ANONYMOUS WITH HER FUTA MARE COCK
It's cold and Pony wants to cuddle for warmth
>>14400229Who's a silly ponethree?
>>14400240Is pony really that cold after we just got through having sex?I mean, I'll gladly cuddle, it just seems weird. Is pony feeling okay?
>>14400232What are the odds of O&O showing up on the show or being played by some ponies or the main cast?
>>14400232>FUNYUNSAww YissThat's what last night's DnD session was missing.
>>14400227No no don't apologize to me. Don't rush yourself either, you don't owe nothing to nobody.sorry for bothering you so often about writing.
>>14400240That sounds nice.
>>14400252About as big as your dick in a freezer.
>>14400232
How old are Cadence and Shiny and his friends? What about the main 6?
time of beb 02:13
>>14400305Cadance and Shiny are in their 30s.Main 6 are in their 20s.
>>14400266So, massive?Massive odds? Nice.
>>14400245>what the fuck do all these things do>where's the play button>does this even have an MP3 player
>>14400280Oh god. I want to be the femanon in an RP group full of stallions who are completely incapable of just treating me like "one of the guys"; always awkwardly wavering between abortive attempts at hitting on me and trying to help me because they assume I'm incompetent at RPGs because of my sex
>>14400342Well, you could do the same playing with MLPG.
>>14400350Yeah, but they don't have stallion dicks.
>>14400352You could help them with a little jelqing and clamping
>pone is actually gigantic relative to human world
I can hear my roommates discussing the history of 4chan in our living room. The scary part is that they are getting it all right.
>>14400212They're just so smooth. And shiny. Oh I bet they'd look great with some paint on them!
>>14400342Nobody can ever treat a girl like "one of the guys". Every group of men acts differently when there's a girl involved. That's why it's taken this long for the military to allow women in combat roles.
>>14400362>sorry>sorry>sorry>oh, sorry
>>14400362Fluttershy your fat ass just killed 15 commuters.
>>14400369That's not true at all, I've always hung out with a group that included both guys and girls.
Can you imagine just being surrounded by ponies who want to be around you all the time?
>>14400382I didn't say they can't hang, I said men act differently when there's girls around.
>>14400359>clampingNot the guyWhat the fuck would that accomplish?
>>14400363My girlfriend is drunk right now and is dancing with a black guyI'm supposed to be studying for an exam tomorrow
>>14400342>tfw the stallions eventually get so flustered, aroused and horny after a few hours hanging around you that they start to be unable control their horseboners. but they are too shy and beta to make any moves on you. so they suddenly start getting themselves off, slapping their horsecocks against their bellies. you pretend not to notice it, but the blush on your cheeks and the scent of female arousal emanating from your vag drives them to insanity. but they are STILL too shy and beta to try anything on you, so they start sucking eachother off while you are still right there at the table with them. soon the nerdy stallions are buttfucking eachother while stealing lustful sideways glances at your goods the whole time. you stand there awkwardly watching until they finish
>>14400410>>14400363just because it's slow doesn't mean you should personal blog
>>14400410>My girlfriend is drunk right now and is dancing with a black guyAt least you won't need a parental test
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9fNflP20ME
>>14400417bitch some more
>>14400399Yes that would be so great.
>>14400415too gay
>>14400362>my little pony
>>14400400I don't know, it depends. If the people you regularly hang out with are all super awkward around girls then maybe. But I've played DnD with a couple of girls before and it was fine. (And before you suggest they were just ugly or lesbian that wasn't the case.)
>>14400401Restrict blood flow to encourage girth
>>14400457Wouldn't a cock ring do the same thing, you know, as per norm?
>you will never wake up to find that you've grown a massive horsecock and a pair of swollen, heavy balls
>>14400410You're very trustingI'd probably be in a jealous fit
>>14400455You seem to think I'm some sort of Men's Rights fucktard, anon. I'm offended. There's no need to assume I'm going to think a girl that can hang with guys is ugly or a lesbian. Fuck you.Anyway, once again, I never said they can't hang. I never even said it has to be awkward. I said a girl can never be one of the guys. A group of guys DOESN'T act the same way when there's girls involved.
>>14400431Oh wow, I'm glad I never bothered watching that trainwreck. That animation is so god-awful.
>>14400476That's a relief.
>>14400470PE-Anon hereThe point of using a clamp is that you can get it offUnless you have it tight enough that you'd have trouble getting it off you aren't going to have any growth
>>14400476>>you will never wake up to find that your boyfriend has grown a massive horsecock and a pair of swollen, heavy balls
>>14400496Wait, waitWhat the Hell sort of industrial clamp does this take?
>>14400501>you will never feel your qt gf fondle your new shaft
>your alarm wakes you up tomorrow morning>it's an average day except>you find yourself to be a pretty cartoon marewhat do you do
>>14400487Pinkie accidentally nursing is something that needs be written
>>14400516Masturbate furiously
>>14400516A wild take
>>14400516furiously Masturbate
>>14400516Kill myself.What's the point of being a pretty cartoon mare in a world like this? It would be a curse.
>>14400487oh my
>>14400523I agree. And I would if not for school.
>>14400516Freeze.Then poke her to make sure she's actually there.
>>14400516Am I still on earth?
>>14400534You could always whore yourself to all the horny MLPG anons
>>14400534>Not being mlpg's slutty marePlease, you'd be treated like some golden goddess.
>>14400516Since I have 0 obligations tomorrow, chill around the houseI can't even order pizza, thoughHmmThis is tricky
>>14400477It's coolHe'd never do anything with herHe's actually an ex of mine
>>14400478I don't know, even if you wouldn't a lot of people would suggest that, I just didn't want to get into that argument on top of that.Either way, I still think you're wrong. I've always hung out with a mix of both guys and girls regularly and I didn't notice anyone acting differently when the girls of our group didn't come with.
>>14400561>Not camwhoring as the new hot pony artist>Shame all he draws is his shitty oc though
>>14400539Do something with it. Please! Anything!
>>14400563Well, here's an article about men behaving better around women.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/04/men-behave-better_n_1254849.htmlBut that's not really what I'm talking about. I'm pretty social. I've hung out with groups of women and men. In my experience, men just aren't themselves when a girl's around. They don't crack the same jokes, they don't talk the same, etc. It's not even being sensitive about women jokes or anything, it's hard to explain.
I thought about killing myself but decided I'm too afraid so I'll just lie down and cry.
>>14400621This study wouldn't apply because it suggests a women the men don't know. Of course a random woman you've never met before will never be "One of the guys"
>>14400634pls be unded and get on skype or steam
>>14400552yesyou wake up in your own bed, except you're now a pony
>>14400646Please read the stuff under the link.
>>14400621>Well, here's an article about men behaving better around women.Could it be because a single dirty joke can land them in prison for sexual assault? So progressive.
>>14400634I wanted to kill myself two months agoI've got a new job and a girlfriend nowIt doesn't take much for your life to turn around, even if only for a little while
>>14400621Lol, around girls I don't care about (enemies) I've acted the same as I would to guys.Might be autism though.
>>14400621Look guys let me sum it up for both of you.>Women can't be one of the guys because one>Men treat eachother like shit by default>And men like to fuck with eachother as a "rough play" type thingAs much as women like to think they're one of the guys no man would assume a woman would want to be treated like that. Women haven't had that kind of social treatment growing up.
http://www.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/1g8qyn/how_to_handle_a_situation/wat
PANIC
>>14400673Run, quick! Don't let any of them see you here!
>>14400689oh, the internet age.the worst and best thing.
>>14400689Okay I asked
Pony made you a pie. There's some apples and some cinnamon... and her hair. Ponies hair's in the pie. And now, it's inside of you. Part of pony, is inside of you. Do you feel pony? Do feel pony inside of you?
>>14400732a family guy joke, really anon?
>>14400732Don't do that.Don't make Family Guy jokes.
>>14400739Oh hush you watched it the same as I did.
>>14400747what on earth gave you that idea
Guiltiest pony pleasure?
>>14400516Depends. Am I an earth pony, pegasus, or unicorn? Do I have good motor, and flying/magic if applicable, skills?
>>14400717why not?
>>14400689>He found the video through 4chanUgghhhhhhh.
>>14400766does humanized count
APPLEJACK
PINKIE PIE
>>14400775yesand furry
>>14400610... Okay, I'd rake in the brony bucksThat's settledBut going to class is going to suddenly become ... difficult
>>14400770It's far too lewd here for cute, little ponies like you.
Pony got into Rarity's trash
>>14400804I can take it
I fuck your ponies.
>>14400766>that dashoh yes
Hey anon, show me your weird human penis!
>>14400826>virgin attempts to draw a used condom.png
>>14400826[vomits uncontrallably]
>>14400826Well enjoy your herpes, pony.
>>14400836Twist, I have it in traction right nowI don't think you want to see it... Wait, you probably do MORE now, fuckIt's just all plastic and stuff, just - just go play with your friends
>Lloyd will never make a Game of Thrones video
>>14400836Okay, but you have to kill yourself afterwards, you horrid horse.
>>14400773I don't understand what that person's saying. The kid made the video himself and posted it to Facebook. Where does 4chan come into it, unless they think we're the only place on the internet you could encounter the term "fapping"?
>>14400826>tfw used condom fetish>tfw it's not one of the fetishes MLPG universally likes
>>14400850>Game of Plebshitoh my fuck
I haven't been here all day.What have I missed?
>>14400859>He decided to post on Facebook a video about My Little Pony "fapping".He didn't make it, just posted it to Facebook.
>>14400875Didja read the OP?
>>14400871You have shit taste.I rarely watch the show, I just want to hear what lloyd thinks about it
>>14400863I hate that they taste so fucking awful
Pony should be more pony and less human.
>>14400877Oh, whoops. Apparently I can't read, thanks.
>>14400863ea plsthere's more than enough fetish to go around
>>14400875Read the thread faget
>>14400887and the show is goodanon is just a hipster because it's popular
>>14400863>it's not one of the fetishes MLPG universally likesThere are no fetishes that MLPG universally likes.
>>14400905not even butts?
>>14400905What about ponies
>>14400905Ponies?
>>14400898But that's not something I'd post
What a slut.
>>14400895How much of a problem was that in S3 compared to S2 and S1? I know that was one of the points always made against S3, but wasn't sure how much worse it was there compared to the last two seasons.
You guys its PONY TIME!Right? Is my clock running right?If not what should it look like?
>>14400923>No ShowtimeSo close.
>>14400923
>>14400924I don't care about breaking bad.So are there any other fantasy related shows airing right now that fits within your great taste?
>>14400923I think your pony is running fast
>>14400913>>14400912No, not sexually at least.
HEY ASPIRANTLOOK AT ALL THESE PINK PONIEShttp://mlpg.co/ponk
>>14400932anon please, the fact that you're responding doesn't bode well for your intelligencehe didn't refute anything he just linked as much as he could and made another stupid claimthat should be a pretty obvious warning light, you have to learn to mentally filter things
Guys, Big Mac won't get out of my bed and I'm really tired.
>>14400905Pony butts.
>>14400942Christ, anon, you should warn me more beforehand.Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head.
>>14400928>showtime when cinemax exists>>14400933But my clock plugs directly into Twilight!She usually yelps and magically kicks me out of the library... it should be running right.
>>14400945I just wanted to hear what he had to say.
>>14400955>Twilight>running right>when she has wingssounds like your logic really flew the coup
>>14400955How're ya gonna know when to summon Big O if you don't have a showtime?
>>14400970who is Big O?
What's it like to have a girlfriend
>will you marry me, anon?
>>14401000No.
>>14401000You aren't Applejack so no, sorry.
>>14400991This is the saddest question I've ever heard.
>>14401000No way you'll just take your green card and run.
cosmo.....
>>14400931I liked how the Japanese airing of the show has a luckiest pony at the end of each episode.
>>14400991You poor, poor young person that had no childhood. Poor thing.
>>14401007>>14401012>>14401015okay
sparity a shit
>>14401000Get Fluttershy to ask that and we have a deal.
>>14400994Like owning large bags of sand.
>>14401032I wouldn't marry you Lyra, but there's not reason we can't date.
>>14400994Milk and sour pennies.
>>14401027I like how spike was rucky pony.
>>14400863Cold semen is fucking nasty, that's why I don't like that fetish.
>>14401013>>14401029>>14401024w-what? what is it?
>>14401059I didn't think it was that great of a show
>>14401041Tits feel nothing like bags of sandMore like thickwalled bags of water
Fluttershy is my pony waifu.
>>14401059Japanese giant robot batman.
>>14401059Big O is like if a giant robot flew through Bruce Wayne's window instead of a bat.
>>14401059http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-u-ISaOfS4
>>14401069She's my pony waifu too!
>>14401086But what does she even doShe looks like she's just standing there, being all yellow
>>14401069>>14401086Now you two have to fight to the death.
>>14401073
>>14401073>>14401074>That description.Pretty fucking accurate...Even had a badass butler.Shame his version of Robin was kinda robotic.
>>14401090She takes care of animals, like greenpeace or something.
>>14401069not if I have anything to say about it
>>14401104sounds boringwhat can she do for me
>>14401100>roboticoh you. Dorothy is the best you better not be hating.
>>14401106You don't!
>>14401110She's very experienced and knowledgable about breeding.
>>14401111I think Dorothy is under-represented in waifu charts.
>>14401115First hand knowledge?
>>14401106Jeez Dash, home many people do you need to waifu you before it's enough?
>>14401113I most certainty do!I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>14401131ALL THE MALES.ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.SUBMIT, MALE.
>>14401111Dorthy was great.
