It's that kind of thread again>>14371974
whats the word on the street mlpg
>>14375693INVALID PHOTODENYGLORY TO EQUESTRIA
Oh boy, a new thread!
>>14375693>nohooves making thread again
>>14375693How can purplehorse be so cute?
>>14375736It says "stop baby what's that sound everyone knows you're coming round".But I can't really read it well, it's chalk and it's raining.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=1japonies in 1 hour 30 minuties
Should I try to delete the old thread to free up the Marker?
>>14375745oh my wordI really like her dress.
>>14375738YOU FUNNY GUY
>>14375577>>14375596Let us not tread on thin ice>>14375751Are you some kind of professional detective?
why do you think there are no super rich people who are into mlp
>>14375768>try to delete the thread>he doesn't know
>>14375773I COME BACK LATER
>>14375776> 80 sex on the beachWhy
>>14375805It wasn't a drink.
>>14375805>2 wines from 1942
sex with Spitfire
>>14375741Anyone know how to regex-filter key words from this fuckhead?
>>14375776>$80 for 11 small fiji water bottlesHoly overcharge batman!
>>14375811I'd hope it's a drink, $16 for a lay just screams STI's.
>>14375776Because super rich people are either idiots or too busy to bother themselves with useless crap.
Still can't delete the marker.
>>14375766Speaking of Japan, where can I get the Pokémon anime in Japanese with English subs?
I want to touch pony's big overgrown wiener.
>>14375854>>14375856Holy shit both of you faggots are still here?
>>14375864>no wonderbolts suitno unf
>>14375870anonymous please contain your lewd
>>14375811>>14375846IIRC it's just vodka and juice.
>>14375881but those absthose toned muscles
>>14375883>not enjoying hot dogsPone makes the best, man.
>>14375892I said no unf
>>14375892>Toned>With that flabI hope she's bulking.
>>14375880did she bedazzle her tits?
>want to fap after all that Flitter&CC talk in the last horse>roommate is asleep...dare I risk it...?
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2The japanese kids show is onwe might have accidentally not accounted for the times changing so we have about 30 minutes left at most
>>14375950Rub the frenulum. Much quieter. More intense.
>>14375864why do you think kevin draws the ears so puffy and curled up like that, almost as if they are infected.where does he even get that style from?
>>14375950Sit on top of him and masturbate into his face. Post results.
>>14375950Use the shower, dingus.
>>14375854That's pretty mean.Can't you just update her card?I think that pony really likes her books.
>>14375950 have sex with him.
>>14375965I don't have a frenulum...
>>14375892ya that is definitely the best part of the picture. it feels like it is ruined with the pony head and weird ankle feet.i would like to see this picture as a regular human version with wings
>>14375950Rub cocks together.
>>14375961She didn't solve the puzzle?Poor Twi.
>>14375979>there are some people somewhere with a cut frenulumAwful.
>>14375988head and hoof-feet things notwithstanding, I'd still rut her raw
>>14375969Doesn't she live in a damn library? She can get books from there!
>>14375988>regular human>with wings
Anon, what's outside of the universe?
>>14376003I wasn't really given much choice on the matter
>>14376006Her library doesn't have all the books.Not yet, anyway.
>>14376019Shouldn't you know that, nerd?
>>14376019You are one dumbass purple horse. Nothing can be outside of the universe or it wouldn't be a universe.
>>14375968Masturbating in the shower is uncomfortable as fuck. You can't stretch yourself out like you can on a bed.
>>14376022but circumcision doesn't even work that way, anon.
>>14376019Outside of the universe are other universes
>>14375965whats so great about the frenulum, isnt all the feeling and nerves in the head?
>>14376029All she need is an internet archive of all books in existence.
>>14376034>there's nothing outside of the universeAnd how do you prove that?
>>14376046>celestia cock tf
WHO'S READY FOR STUPID YET CUTE >fanfictionhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/143257/1/huggled/this-is-the-only-chapter
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2japonies may actually be on in about 20 minutesthe stram timer might not have been put a hour back due to the timezone change so be carefull not to miss japoines today
>>14376055I want to kiss sleepy pone on the cheek
>>14375961Who wants to be the first to complain about her being brown?
>>14376076She's so cute.
>>14376063DEPENDS IF IT'S WELL WRITTEN
>>14376063What is even going on in that picture
>>14376046>Flitter will never suckle on your glans while your shaft is squished between her plump milk-laden breasts
>>14376055because by definition, if it exists it's part of the universe
>>14376063i want a feathery pegasus hug
>>14376100Neither of them know how to kiss
>>14376107but there must be something outside of it.
>>14376087she really isI'd give her so many tired cuddles before bed
>>14376099It's very well written. And silly. And cute.
>>14376046A good portion, sure, but your frenulum has certain specific nerve endings that are a real goody bag to work with. Think of it as the difference between deep hard strokes of a clit versus edging it out.Also consider number can mean almost jack shit for how your body interprets importance of a sensation. All told the rest of your body dwarfs the number of genital-specific nerve endings, but getting off is tied pretty strongly to manipulating your genitalia.
pony is asking if you've considered suicide yet
>>14376121if it's outside the universe, then it doesn't exist
>>14376128I'll give it a try then, I'm trying to understand if the universe is really infinite.
>>14376146Does pony really want me in Equestria that bad?
>>14376140You're half-right. Your brain has a certain perception of how large or how important body parts are, and it doesn't always scale to how many nerve endings are in that area, or how large the area is in physical space. Half the people out there sort of forget their body exists below the neck until they stub their toe or someone gives them a handy.
>>14376113That can't be the reasonthey know how to kiss perfectly
>>14376156You're too square,anon.
>>14376170That's not kissing, this is kissing
>>14376146Why take suicide when you can join the army and die a warrior's death?
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2a reminder that since the japanese kids show is on, season 2 japonies is coming right afterso it's now about 10 minutes untill the stram beginsget in here
>>14376164Like, they forgot to pay all their bills, and get kicked out of their house, then they get mugged shortly after and have to stay with a friend for a long time? That's pretty fucked.
pony is going to evolve your braixen
>>14376170The way Dash's butt is wiggling is almost hypnotic.
>>14376186that is the pony mating dance
>>14376186>three-way kissO-oh gosh
My god the universe is so fascinating.
>>14376220sweetie, no, you are too young for this
>>14376227> the way they bob dem headsI shouldn't feel sexual for poniesBut by godI DID THAT DAY
It says here that your last post didn't contain enough pony.You need to correct that, ASAP.
They've given you a number, and taken away your name.
>>14376255She a qt.
>>14376269You a qt.
>>14376255if anything my posts contain too much pony, nemesis pone
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2just a warning: the japanese kids show appears rto be wrapping up, so it looksliek the stram timer might be a hour behindbe cautious
>>14376227Fluttershy has got no business looking that smug, she can barely even walk outside
>>14376267You're just a numberIn a human shell...
>>14376255I should probably get some sleep now anyways.
>>14376290Have you been living under a rock? She's been declared best pony of course she can be smug
>>14376290What a terrible pone
>>14376286The more pony you post the higher your pony rating becomes.If you don't keep it up i'll have to degrade your pony rating from AAA to AA+
>>14376315>fluttershy>bestYa no m8
What if MLP started off in the 40s and 50s?
>>14376255>ponies with pets
>>14376324what a horrid fate!
>>14376335Holy shit that's a smooth smoking cat.
>>14376335It could be glorious.When does the next season start? I need to properly set up means to be alone that day.
>>14376346Welcome to Tom & JerryMy entire childhood pre-10.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2japaense kids show has endedGET IN HEREITS JAPONE TIME
>>1437636419 days from now.WE DID IT BOYS WE'VE WAITED AN YEAR
>>14376378It better be worth it.
>>14376269She's Sadsack with green hair.
>>14376378>an yearA. A year. Fuck.
>>14376378And I did it with the best company a faggot could ask for.
>>14376392the hiatus melted part of his brain cut him some slack man
>>14376391Who the fuck is sadsack?
>>14376335>cartoons that arnt filled with memes and references and youth pop culture>studios actually cared about a good story and paid writers wellwhat a glorious time
>>14376342Ponies do not sexual their pets.
>>14376411then what about applejackshe fucks her dog all the time
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2IT BEGINSGET IN HERE
>>14376411all throughout history and in every part of the world, even in places where it is punishable by deaththere have been people who fuck their pets. equestria would be no different.
>>14376334Luna guards must be paid tons for dealing with her all the time.
Pony don't think it be like it is, but it do.
Would you treat your favorite pony like a little scallywag younger-sister (or -brother)?
>>14376409He was an old OC that came and went a while ago.With others like Sooty, and eventually Hobo Pone.
>>14376452>ZecoraI don't think that's possible
>>14376452>Anon let's fuck>Aw look at her using words she doesn't understand>No seriously anon I want to->Aren't you just a little scamp
>>14376452No, I want to fuck them.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2PIYA PA PA PAITS CUTIE POX
>>14376463>implying she'd want to fuck a human
>>14376452I'd just mess with pone but wouldn't treat her like a younger siblingthat would be weird
>>14376477I heard you the first time. Spamming won't make me care any more, its just irritating.
>>14376463I don't know about you but I ain't never had a younger sister talked like thatsure wish I did though
>>14376494Thanks for telling us! :^)
>>14376494I'm only posting it so often because the timer really was off by a hour, so anybody who cares is now in the stramsorry
>>14376477pone is not for moonsquiggle language
>>14376490Well sure, treating someone "LIKE" x doesn't mean following formula exactly. It might be wise to keep a weather eye on Dash's pranks, like you'd be wary of a 12-year-old bored kid with a lot of water balloons and free time.
>>14376505>all your younger sisters swear like truckers>tell them they shouldn't swear>get told to fuck offMost people here have really strange fantasies about what having a little sister would be like. Would they ever be surprised how wrong they are.
>>14376463> You want to fuck?> Uh, okay, WHO?> Twilight. Who the Hell did you think? I thought this was les-bro beer bonding time.
>>14376593The fattest and therefore best.
>>14376441i hear the dothraki lay with their horses
Oh god japapperuburuumu is so precious
pony blessed the rain down in africa
>>14376537>having a prank-off with Rainbow Dashthat would end up horribly bad
>>14376575I think you just had shit luck on the sibling lottery.My little sisters are awesome.
>>14376625I'm sure it wouldn't get too out of control.And it'd be fun!
>>14376625>haha, i just came inside you, now you're gonna have babies and can't fly>joke's on you I'm infertile
>>14376167my legs are always, i don't usually forget they're there
>>14376619>tfw no qt 3.14 ponimouto to cuddle, pony with, etc.life is suffering
>>14376623It's gonna take some time to do the things we never change, pony.
>>14376661> Joke's on you, that MED-X we shared was a fertility drug.> Joke's on you, twins run in my family.
I just want to fuck pones and then fill them with cream
>>14376575>>14376650My sisters didn't really start swearing until around college time.They weren't always bundles of joy but they're pretty average siblings I think.
>>14376661>can now give her all the creampies I want without fear of pregnancychristmas came early!
>>14376673>you'll never squeeze apple bloom's plump pony posterior in your fingers
>>14376208"ahm so drunk AHM TRIPPIN bawlz
>>14376658It would be difficult to tell what's the limit before any of us goes over the linelike okay water balloons and jumpscares are fine but I've seen some nasty pranks before and it can get out of hand so easily>>14376661>lewd prankso-oh gosh
Pony brought you a sandwich.
>>14376671stop getting fucked so hard
>>14376650They are all the types of females that hate men for no reason at all. I feel really bad that I left my brother alone with them, but he basically lives at his friends house now.
>>14376701>christmas came earlyunf
>>14376706She better not have shat in it.
>>14376593That sounds awesome. Seriously, say it out loud.Zebra butt.Zebra butt, zebra butt.
>japanese didn't have apprbroomu speak a foreign languageaw
Giant Pones sticking buses in their poneginas.Unf.
>>14376736Who is Fluttershy?
>>14376712no, i bike to work, and i spend all day on my feet
>>14376736Who is celestia?
>>14376742SWEETIN ROYALTY BELLE
>>14376705Set some boundaries. Like, nothing involving lightning. And a stopping point! Very important. She's competitive, but she knows there should be limits that do not involve her friends getting caught in a tornado.And... rewards! Like an ice cream soda!Yes.Nothing can possibly go wrong.
>the new foal titansComic #12 is good. Like good good.
>>14376781I wouldYou know I would
>>14376792>It would be good
WHO IS RUCKY PONE
>>14376742"Oh ho! I speaketh like a lady princess!"
>>14376807So it's good because of the references, but not the story?
A fucked pone is a good ponea pone who is fucked by me
>>14376826Who cares about the story?
>>14376826No, I'm just saying that I like shining's nerd crew. I hate the new teen titans.
SPIKU IS RUCKY PONY
>>14376825Don't know why, but she look so freaking cute like that.
>>14376792I think RD's competitive spirit would be the most intimidating part about having a prank-off with her. Plus the fact that she can hide anywhere in the sky and out of nowhere drop a bucket of water onto you.I'd get her back though
It's confirmed, spike is actually a pony
>>14375787But Anon, you actually can delete your own threads on /mlp/. For some reason moot made an exception for us (he probably just hats us)
>>14376855> gets to be a pony> thinks it'll solve like ALL his problems> no horn, so he needs to write with a mouth, no hands, no dragon breath> who knew having fur could be so weird? You spill something sticky and you can FEEL it just catching your skin after it dries and UGH UGH UGH
Pony just called you ded and hats us
>>14376880There's something weird about you today, Plenkl Peh
>>14376848It's the messy hair, the torn ribbon, the gleeful look on her facelike she just had her brains fucked out
>>14376858Have you actually tried deleting a thread on /mlp/ over 10 minutes old?Or a post?
>>14376882tfw I'm ded and pony hats us
>>14376890If she enjoyed it, I'll be happy.
>twily goes to a new universe>she is more interested in finding a teenage alien boyfriend than the science of that worldthanks meghan
>>14376909Except that's what happened at all
>>14376909Ponies just find humans naturally attractive.
>>14376923Pinkie that's disgusting
>>14376575Are you from Australia?
>>14376940>you'll never pretend to sleep while pony fuck you as hard as she can
>MLPG suddenly hates FlashLightWhat happened?
>>14376970MULPUG ever loved FlashLight?I never liked it.
>>14376948ya but if i am in the middle of saving the earth and i have to travel to furry anthro dickgirl wolf universe with a time limit, sex is the last thing i will be thinking about.oh wait...
>>14375693birthday12 03 3069expires12 12 3074
>>14376989Yep.>>14376996The same thing had happened to Sunset Shimmer; it's why it took her so long to get started with her plan.
That girl that stood me up once and ancelled last minute another time was just skittish.I told her that I liked her and we slept together (nothing below the belt) last night
>>14377017lk plspls stram
>>14377011Blog Status: Updated
>You are very likely an AspieWHELP, better get those wings and horn and get cracking in the library.
>>14377021Why would Celestia ask why she's the same color she's always been?
>>14377011She just felt bad for cancelling your date and even though she doesn't like you she decided to spend some time with you to make you feel better about yourself.
>>14377023>He thinks i'm lkI think this is a compliment.
>>14377049goddamn spike went through the portal again
>>14377049Did that guy sneeze fire and fall backward?
>>14377037NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD EVER NEEDmy brother and mother are spergs, i don't want to get tested and i'm not sure if my sperg tendencies are just residual from spending time with them
>>14377038Isaac, I swear to god, one day...
>>14377049What kind of gif is that?
>>14377037it's not like you're suddenly a different person now that you're "diagnosed"
>>14377082>getting called IsaacB-boop?
>>14377080Not fire, the condensation that comes when you breathe out in the cold got sunlight through it in a fun way.
pony is popping their p's
>>14376979>>14376985>>14376986>>14376988>>14376994>>14377066Could you be any more tasteless faggots?
>>14377110do we have toi thought you wanted children
>>14377110How can you tell it's used? For all I know, she's just using it like bubble gum.
>>14377110I find that pretty easy to do, given the awful material.
>>14377114dunno, could you bait any harder in the one place that movie is utterly reviled? you might nweed a strogner fishing rod
>Braeburn just can't work up the courage to tell his family he's straight
>>14377110That picture would be way hotter without the condom
>>14377110Bat ponies live off other's fluids?
Pony boops you in public.
>>14377156bat ponies live off other's mangoes
>>14377037i know that feel
sex with little strongheart
I guess I missed nippone.Darn winter time making me confused.
Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
IMAGINEYOU'RE HAVING SEX WITHA MARSHMALLOW PONY IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE
>>14377139There's a general for Twilight to, but you wont direct them there because you're a fucking hypocrite
You guys don't have a fetish for used condoms?you are not my niggas
>>14377206>tfw Marker is an insatiable slat
>>14377206>tfw no more animations from Jailbait or Jalm>tfw no era of animated art from MLPG
Post last guilty fap.Go.
>>14377271Animating is just really time intensive. Unless you plan to go anywhere with it instead of just goofing around it's not really worth it.
>>14377273>guilty fapthe fuck, i remember having those when i was like 16.
>>14377259>slUtSlat is a piece of wood.
>>14377273>guiltyNot sure, probably SmutAnons guardian stories.
>>14377273Imagining myself sucking from Flitters lactating breasts.
>>14377321>being called RoseI feel honored.
why is Fluttershy so fat
>>14377302She just loves getting nailed
Why is rarity so bald?
Your favorite pony is a slav.
>>14377367man, what a whore.
>>14377327Oh, I take that back then.
My favorite pony is a pinto
>>14377340Probably the stupidest thing to ever come out of those /mlp/ threads.
>>14377394So she'll explode with a firm slap on the rump?
>>14377372Does this count as squatting?
>>14377341The pink one is a bad influence
What breed of pony or horse grows a thicker coat during the winter?
>>14377273Are you sure you want to see that?
>>14377369I can definitely see Dash being like that.
>>14377273Fapped and felt slightly guilty afterwards...
>>14377420Gillou. Gillou is a breed of pony.
>>14377432being a tease and playing with the one she loves?
>>14377273r63 sweetie/ab frotting
>>14377273The thought of some celestial facesitting.
>>14377439>human vaginaBut that ruins all the fun!
>>14377273fluttershy sitting on my face
>>14377457oh, saine's one.>>14377466I'll be honest, horse vaginas look fucking hot.
>>14377441>tfw ded monster girls
>>14376335It'd be sexist/racist as fuck?
>>14377471I-No you slut
>>14377445BasicallyBut she does really love Fluttershy
>>14377459>>14377473what is it with you guys and that?
>>14377273>guilty fapsyou're in the wrong neighborhood
>>14377273oppai loli Sweetie
>>14377485Man, that'd be neat.
>>14377461>>14377446Enjoyhttp://furshota.tumblr.com/post/60536796019The one one arrow right too
>>14377493Oh of coursedepending on the kind of teasing, it can be used to show affection
>>14377509Can you share any details?
>>14377494>not liking facesitting
>>14377494I really, REALLY, the giving aspect of oral pleasure. Also big butts.
>>14377524I'm just trying to understand
>>14377530giving somebody pleasure isn't a hard concept to understand
>>14377518What kind of teasing would Dash do to Flutters?
>>14377530They feel inadequate -down below- and think that giving oral sex will compensate for or at least distract from that inadequacy.
>>14377497>not occasionally going outside your comfort zone
>>14377549Something like >>14377369Teasing fluttershys about her love for her
>>14377564You can't when you have no limits
>>14377494>>14377530 Look at This. also this is SFW and not lewd.
>>14377584>bags of sand
>>14377471HOLY SHITIs Venom confirmed?
>>14377466I'm not sure that's a human vagina...http://derpibooru.org/367599?scope=scpefc8897342f1c5d519b4d29186a553cd76b628a2d
>>14377584human facesitting does nothing for me so far
>you will never kiss pony's clitoris right as it winks
>>14377521It's a guilty fap. I don't know if I want to.
>>14377595OH GOD LOOK AT THAT EVERYTHING BETWEEN HER LEGSIT'S SO GOOD
Which pony said prunes gave her the runes?
>>14377319That's hardly a guilty fap.
>>14377273The thought of Rarity's sweaty butt being rubbed all over my face
>>14377592I don't think Venom has been confirmed so far.The next two playable characters that they're gonna have playable at a loketest are Axl and I-no I believe.
>>14377612Well I'm curious.
>>14377537CELESTIA IS A FATASS
Derpy is a ______________pony
>>14377619But doesn't the footage we just saw show I-no being playable?
sex with pregnant pony
>>14377518>Fluttershy: Looks like someone needs a>Rainbow Douche>Dash sunglasses>yay
>>14377619Venom was already confirmed a long time ago.
>>14377636she would be on overdrive
>>14377581>As I waited for the dog's thick cock to unknot from my ass and slowly came down from another orgasm, I opened my eyes...
>>14377273kevinsanos newest futa derpy
>>14377612Not him but I am also curious
>>14377471That 3d, but 2d animu-style and sprite animation look is fantastic
>>14377643I meant for loketests. Pretty sure most if not all from GGXX are gonna be in xrd.>>14377632I checked back on dustloop and seems Faust and Slayer are the newest announcements. I haven't been following too closely because of the general "no recording allowed" rule they have at loketests.
>>14377656imgur it post it do something
>>14377656post it or post link at least pls
>>14377664They are not using sprites at all.
Did Tex copy someone or did someone copy Tex? I saw this before and people just posted "bait" but never explained anything.
>>14377688they both copied each othernow fuck off
Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because they'll turn your chips to trash!You've got to set your sights and hopes on setting not to crash!
>>14377685He probably meant sprite like animation.
>>14377685That's what I mean. They're using 3d models, but it looks like they were animated like sprites
>>14377614you dont know what a horse vagina looks like do you
>>14377685I believe what he means is that they're animating the 3d models via "states" or "frames", creating the choppier looking animation from the 2d GGs.
>>14377625>>14377659I can't. Every time I try to type it out, I feel bad about it.
>>14377708if i must be pinned against the wall again so be it
>>14377656is it weird if I actually prefer his vaginas to his futa dicks?
>>14377719Please.Pastebin it if you have to.
>>14377706I know what a cartoon horse vagina looks like and I don't really need to know anything else because horses aren't for sexual.
>>14377625>tfw no Komoe Sweetie
Pony wants you to buy her a burrito
>>14377688Find the original images and compare their dates.
>>14377719Man how do you think the guy who draws it feels
>>14377734>because horses aren't for sexual.this guy
>>14377655It's great, right? It gets even better.
>>14377725the wallthe bedthe sofapretty much whatever happens to be nearby when the urge to fuck hits
>>14377737the fuck is komoe
>>14377734>I know what a cartoon horse vagina looks likei am not convinced you even know what this looks like
>>14377688Give it a rest it's not traced, the only part that matches up are the legs and even those are much tinier. Even then when was the last time you heard a guy saying "Man I really just cannot get these fully clothed legs right."
>>14377739with her money? Sure.
>>14377745I don't know msob, how DO you feel?
>>14377730I really like the way he draws horsecocks so I'm surprised you like the vaginas more. His ponies are a bit yoshi-esque though. I prefer his personhorses.>Dat autlfellatio futaloo on her back
>>14377732I'm not going to write a fapfic about it.>>14377745GR? About drawing it or the idea of someone using it?
>>14377688Someone copied Tex, because it is well-known that the majority of fags in the bat threads vectors others' art and turns it into batponies.
>>14377766this looks like text.
>>14377739I don't even have the money to feed MYSELF.
>>14377773pony doesn't have any of your filthy earth moneynow buy her a burrito
>>14377739She will know the glory that is the frito burrito
>>14377751while bathingwhile readingwhile cookingduring clean-up from the last time
>>14377774I feel fantastic and i never felt as good as how i do right now except for maybe when i think of how i felt that day when i felt the way that i do right now
>>14377751>>14377725Snarky's Cougar Rarity fic with her pregnant was so damn unf.Also, does anyone happen to have that short teen Rarity thing h did months back? It was 2 posts, but I never capped it.
>>14377808>eikenHaven't seen that name in ages.
>>14377813SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
>>14377802I'm sorry lyra, but money is tight.
>>14377802Nice try Lyra, I'm not your burrito machine
>>14377802I will buy Lyra a burritobut she has to eat it while in my lap.And I get to hold her.
>>14377784Not a fapfic. Just, general details or something.
Still messing around with Mischief
>>14377813well that's good.so Braeburn Quest when?
>>14377845I'd WPSHH that
>>14377785>Someone copied Tex, because it is well-known that the majority of fags in the bat threads vectors others' art and turns it into batponies.Likely also copied the pony from elsewhere.
>>14377845now draw bonbutt
>>14377845Any reason for mischief other than the infinite zoom/canvas?cute loira
>>14377836Why do i find this arousing
>>14377873>Centaur loliconrefer to your own picture
>>14377688They copied one another at the same time.
>>14377836mega unf indeed
>>14377889We don't have those anymoreI mean sure, we get our overtly busty main heroine from time to time, but we don't get stuff like Eiken or Grenadier or Divergence Eve anymore
>>14377871It's so much fun and easy to sketch with itHaven't really tried painting with it but it seems kinda tedious>>14377866later
>>14377804The fact that it's Derpy makes it seem like she's so happy. Which is like 100 gigaunfs to me.
Life is great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zidiWe9yq88
>>14377836Sweet GRIEFJust as a reminder, many animals become sexually 'mature' by age three, meaning their human parts may reflect an earlier phase of development than their behavior would indicate
>>14377884Isn't it a shota?You can see his little peen.
>No one has ponified Lera
>>14377911O SHIT you're rightEven better
>>14377907>100 gigaunfsHow many nega-hitlers is that?
>>14377903It's a very dumb genre so it's no reason to why it's never popular. Doesn't stop it from being a guilty pleasure to me.
>>14377804is there a no-futa version?
>>14377836It would be better without the human torsos.
>>14377907>porn is hotter when the characters in it are happy and enjoying itmah nig, i am sick of all the torture and rape and chains in porn that is so popular in the mlp community for some reason.
>>14377919none because negahitler is not a real unit
>>14377923I wouldn't call it a ''genre'', honestlyGrenadier and Divergence Eve were radically different from each other, and DE had a legit plot actuallyIt's more of an aesthetical shoice
>>14377842Seriously? Okay fine, something like she was getting to that sexual awakening age and imprinted with a big brother fucking complex. All she wanted was to be a good girl and be used to make me happy.
>>14377910>Yes your honor i'm perfectly that he was just 3.>He's a centaur. Centaurs are sexually matured by the age of 2
>anon how come you don't play apples to apples with me anymore?
>>14377965Laugh as you may, that's something interspecies anything will have to addressIt's a little odd dealing with species that may be 100% "adult" by four and able to reproduce at two or three, like dogs.
>>14377968Because last time the board caught on fire.I still don't know how you managed that.
>>14377273i have unironically fapped to the cake babies way more times then i would have ever imagined.
>>14377945The hottest thing is when the woman smiles and enjoys him.
>>14377968I'd apple your apple.
>>143779196 million hitlers...1 gigaunf is about 1000 megaunfs, which are 1000 kilounfs so 1000x1000x1000 Unfs...1'000000000 Unfs. 100 Million Unfs.So, 1x10^(8) /6000000 unfs means 100/6 which is about 16.7 Nega Hitlers.So, in short100 G unf is about 17 Negahitlers.
your favorite pony has had sex, and it wasn't with you
>>14377836>centaurNot unf at all.
>>14377965But he looks just like a toddler from the waist upand he just learned how to speak in sentences!
>>14377990Great. now i'm hard again.
>>14377945>I am sick of all the torture and rape and chainsI'm not, yet.
>>14377945>>14377989why do porn actresses ALWAYS cry in japanese porn.its like some sort of unwritten law that they must look like rape or something
>>14377965Just because their body is mature doesn't mean they are mentally so.
>>14377965>She is holding a dildo.Now you can't un-see it
>>14377968Because cards against humanity is funnier
Cute "Quest" to continue tonight in 2ish hours, so long as my participants are able/willing/all that jazz.If not, we can continue on Friday. Lemme know in the quest talk thread on /qt/ on the sub. Have a nice night!
>>14378028oh shit i gotta catch up then
>>14378028SPOOK TIME SOON FELLOW STALKER!
>>14378021are you my prom date?
>>14378000ah damn but 100 Gigaunfs are 1000x1000x1000x100 which means 100 Billion unfs!so 166.7 x10^2 NegaHitlers.
>>14377911fuckdo i save this under shota or under furry
>>14377957Hmm.So like how most human Sweetie Belle ERP/greentexts go?
>>14378040Shut up Scootaloo
>>14378052Does anyone remember that Swweetie belle greentext where we took her out for a picnic? It finished before I could come back...
>>14378028Oh crap, I forgot!I'll be about an hour late to this one, but I'll be there soon as I can.
>>14378028ON A MONDAY?
>>14378028shitlink to previous session where?had to sleep
>>14378040Nobody wants to be your prom date, Scootaloo.
>>14378052I suppose? Except with hyper tits.
>>14378028Talk back thread:http://mlpg.co/qt/res/251951.html>>14378081http://mlpg.co/q/res/500363.html
>>14378073Yeah.We never took her to the picnic.
Until Kevinsano I never wanted to jizz inside a retardWhat sort of discoveries have YOU made, MLPG?
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress that gets pulled over by police pone because that ass too fat.
>you will never sexually pleasure Derpy so much that she can't see straight
Dial B for BOOP
>>14378095I've once again discovered that people think this general is their personal blog.
>>14378109>you will never sexually pleasure Derpy so much that she CAN see straight
>>14378092>we never took her to the picnicI know.But he said he'd continue one day.
>>14378095That Megan is a great writer.
>>14378095I discovered that Nutella makes the Hot Cocoa of the Gods past and presentit's so goddamn good
>>14378095i thought derpy was just wall eyed, not retarded.
>>14378120> must be personal blogI'm wondering what sort of things MLPG has revealed to the denizens of MLPG
>>14378077Last I asked my questers they said Monday was alright. If that's changed, I ask they say so in the talkback thread on the sub and we'll stay at one session a week as close to the weekend as possible.>>14378091Thanks! I should've linked that in the first one. Waking up at 4 doesn't really make the first posts the most logical. Thanks again!>>14378076I look forward to having you there!
>>14378109>Not fucking her so silly that during her intense climax for a brief moment she's looking deep into your eyes with both of hers
>>14378098Which makes me think: I haven't seen nobby around here in forever. Is he still alive? Does he hat us?
>>14378109>you will never pleasure her so much, her irises roll in opposite directions and she temporarily goes blind
>>14378095I diagnosed myself online with AspergersSo it's okay for me to jizz inside a retardI think
>>14378096that happened to my sister once. cop pulled over to flirt. she was mad as hell.hot girls are probably sick of that shit
>>14378141U N F
>>14378132It's debated.Calling her retarded seems a bit unfair for those with a lazy eye who aren't retarded.
>>14378131go away nutella viral marketerthat shit's nasty
>>14378131Wait are you actually serious here?
in my headcanon derpy is not retarded. she also does not have permanently crossed eyes, she only does it as a joke every once in a while.
>>14378123We never did.
>>14378162She's just klutzy and wall-eyed deep in the layers of my onion.
>>14378162well, if we asume shes capable of normal speech then shes not really retarded i've met retards and they can't even form coherent words
>>14378167>tfw you will never get paid with nutella>>14378170100% serious
>>14378180First part I agree, second part I do not. Mine is her eyes derp when she is relaxed.
>>14378162She's an extremely silly ponyA friend of mine was 110% serious when he BELIEVED she was "a raging retard joke"... Rainbow Dash is his favorite pony
>>14378188We... we could try it again.
>>14378198So you just put the nutella in the milk and that's it? Shit I've got to try that.
>>14378131>tfw fatally allergic to nutella
>>14378189>>14378193I like my Derpy with a lazy eye (her right eye in The Last Round Up wasn't wrong) and as a result is clumsy. Flying with no depth perception is dangerous.
What's the latest horsefucking news?
>>14378222Dew it bruh>>14378225I'm so sorry anon
HEY DON'T IGNORE ME AND TELL MY WHY NOBBS DOESN'T COME AROUND HERE ANYMORE
>>14378216I'd be glad to do itI just don't remember the first half.
>>14378200Like a lot of neurological things, my eye-droop has a lot to do with my moodEven more with fatigueI imagine strabismus is the same way
What's the verdict mlpg?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ysWag1oTo
>>14378234somebody is going to say that you are a faget, or at least throw a minor insult on you.
>>14378095I came to terms with wanting to jizz inside Derpy a long time ago
>>14378234I got rainbow dash pregnant and we're having satyr babies soon.
>>14378234Horsefucking went up a few points. Boop went down.
>>14378227Yeah but she's pretty klutzy in general. I mean it's the voice and how she acts in general.
>>14378247We don't knowFuck off.
You think we'll ever see the kerchiefs again?
>>14378225Now you know a delicious way into Equestria!
This was the first time I ever got a boner to pone in the show.
>>14378262I loved it to bitsGarnet is best gem>>14378268PLS
>>14378202Dash gets impatient with a silly pony. Especially when she wrecks the town hall with her ass twice.She even yelled at her.Dash is still Derpy's favorite pony anyway.
>>14378248>tfw I still remember itWhat was it, 6 months ago? One year? two months?We called her and she said sure, we were deciding on what to bring; I remember potato salad and... that's it.
>>14378285But anon, pink isn't for sexual. Pink isn't even real.
>>14378248>>14378298Someone's gotta go archive diving
>getting sexually aroused from poniesYou guys seriously don't do this do you?
>>14378275WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING FOR HIMMY ARTBANDO WHERE'S MY ARTBANDOHE PROBABLY FELL SOMEWHERE BRING IT BACK TO ME
Clumzy but cute and milf derpy is best derpy
>>14378313Isn't there a cap or something?
>>14378312>not realAccording to quantum mechanics, that statement is false.
>>14378285huhmost people claim this dress instead as their firstThough I never got a bone from the show, just from the porn and my pinkie plushes
>>14378314Where do you think we are?
>>14378274That's true.It's people's first impression about her though. My little sister did a "cross-eyed Derpy" pumpkin for Halloween. When she showed him Derpy he said "oh yeah, the retard pony"
>>14378285>not with the showgirl outfit from S1
>>14378314Only on occasion.I have my reasons.
>>14378262>>14378286It's fucking shit and you guys need to fucking kill yourselves for liking another tumblr shit show.
>>14378340>>14378349The saloon dress was nice, but I'm totally into catsuits. And the way Pinkie just bounces everywhere happily in it? Unf.
>>14378298Yeah that was it.i just remembered another unfinished greentext too. aking Silver Spoon to a dance.
>>14378355> tumblr autism asperger's Yamino casual regular show cartoon network dexter's lab 4 lyfeThis is what you actually sound like
>>14378367oh man I saw that one some days/weeks ago. I don't remember the dress but we were there, right? We picked her up,right?one thing at a time.
Bleugh.Whats new?>>14378267I really like that pic
>>14378385>I AM A FUCKING RETARD AND I SUCK DICKS - utime to fuck you're mom :^)
>>14378355>i don't like thinganything else you said doesn't matter
>>14378407MLPG wants to jizz inside the mentally disabled
>>14378408> use 'tumblr' as a pejorative> the rest doesn't follow at all!Oooookay
>>14378407Same shit, different day.
>>14378355Call the cops, I don't give a fuck
>>14378411>>14378421What's the matter? Seems like the tumblrdrones are upset. HAHAHAHAHHA
>>14378401We were there. I know there's a pastebin of that one.I'm up to do either one if I could get a refresher/
>>14378401yeah, we picked her up.it stopped just as we were walking out the door.
>>14378418Only that specific oneAnd only as a horseI'd even take non-futa
>>14378227shes funnier when she drops pianos on twilight
>>14378442> responding means you're upset> pointing out using that buzzword is pretty shit must mean you're from [buzzword]I'm not sure how long you've been hereBut it doesn't seem very long
>>14378443here. take this.
>>14378444>>14378443>all these stories stopping halfway throughHow many stories have been forgotten?How many times something just disappeared?We have got to finish them. For the ponies. For anon.For feels.
>>14378447Dropping pianos on Twilight isn't funny, it's dangerous.
I really can't sexually Derpy in any way. She's too cute and innocent for that.
Best human derpyI want to hug her so much ;_;
very superstitiouswritings on the wall
>>14378464Just stop replying to him, he's obviously trying to rile people up
>>14378472Twilight deserves it. She's way too smug for her own good
>>14378225>nutellaDulce de leche >>> nutella>>14378472on princess twilight
>>14378470these are just human garbagethey deserve to die off
>>14378480I want to receive a kiss on the cheek from her
>>14378490But isn't dropping pianos on her a bit excessive?
>>14378483TWILIGHT, I'll buy you a mini chalkboard, just stop writing your equations and shit all over the walls
>>14378512Oh man that'd be so adorable.>captcha: towards ikissi
>>14378525Not in a cartoon!
>>14378359Catsuits are pretty great.
Pony sees no reason why government treason should ever be forgot
>>14378286What, you're just going to abandon your family?
Would you rather have a little colt or a little filly with your waifu?
>>14378472What if Twilight actually fell into a coma when Derpy dropped the piano on her and the rest of the episodes are just an overwhelmingly positive hallucination/dream that leads her to becoming a princess
>>14378530and maybe let her rest her head in my lap and take a nap
>>14378545That's not a catsuit. That's a sneaking suit.
>>14378480IndeedBut I prefer this one if I'm in the mood for some unfs.
>>14378545I shouldn't be held responsible for what my dick would do to that Pinkie.
>>14378552Both!But I don't think I can have children with pony.
>>14378552A little colt to carry on my legacy
Too offensive.It must be destroyed.
Why does the show have so many fetishes in the episodesMagic Duel has waay to many for its own good
>>14378550What in the world is that
>>14378560and stroke her hair a bit?
>>14378465Thanks.I like this one more.
>>14378580pinkie pie will hold you accountable for it shrinking into your skin
>>14378580>your dick in jaillol
>>14378573Something about broken spines.
>>14378598You're a bad parent.
>>14378598horrorthat is what it is
>>14378599of coursemaybe even give her a kiss when she wakes up
>>14378605Oh she can make my boner go away alright, but it's going into her skin. >>14378607>Sexing Pinkie, begging penis to stop>Penis won't stop, her and I are held hostage by its lust
>>14378622You're crazy, anon. I'm calling security.>>14378623I feel like those eyes are staring into my soul
>>14378627a-and play with her ears a bit
Pony pities the fool,but also suggests ways in which he may better himself
>>14378262Didn't like it. Reminds me too much of AT.
>>14378607>thats actually a thing that can happen in equestria>since it is already canon that body parts can magically be pulled off
>>14378595MLP hasn't got shit on totally spies.
>>14378650human ears aren't as fun to play with as pony earsbut maybe I'd rub her earlobe between my thumb and pointer-finger a bit
>>14378627>>14378650>"Doing mail work can be really tiring!">"But I'm glad you're here with me, Makes it aaalll worth it!"
Daily reminder mlpg worships popularfags
>>14378262the first ep was mediocre it has potential though, i'll probably watch a few more, but so far AT is just better.
>>14378649Now look what you've done.You are the worst and you are no longer allowed in Equestria and she will have to raise your child as a single mother.
>>14378262I like it. Reminds me of AT.
>>14378650>>14378560>Pony does cute things while you're dating>Once you're married the cute things stop>She doesn't like being petted anymore>She doesn't like the way you brush her mane>She always has a headache at night
What do you know. This steven universe is pretty good.Amethist is best gem.
>>14378595ya there is no way it was all accidental. if i ever worked on a cartoon i would do everything i could to sneak it fetish material for my fetishbros
>>14378710no, pony will never stop doing cute thingsnever
>>14378706Dash can always stay over at my place if anon is being mean to herI have soda and snacks too
>>14378552A little colt because girls are annoying.
>>14378697thats how the world works you idiot, its like that everywhere and always will be.
>>14378710pony is incapable of not doing cute things.
>>14378726>somehow sneak hyper dick and inflation into an episode
>>14378733and you still have to pay child support
>>14378545"So how do I go to the bathroom in this thing?"
Daily reminder that MLPG worships pancakefags.
>>14378710>marriageI don't believe in marriage. I believe in living together though protip: if after 10 years she leaves you, you don't have to give her half of your income for the rest of your life
>>14378710>start seeing another pony behind their back to do cute things with
>people fantasizing about being hotglueanon's toysu-UNF
http://mangneto.tumblr.com/image/66037636291aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa too much "style" crammed into one pic
Pony discreetly pulls you aside and informs you that you're gonna gargle mayonnaise, unless you bust a massive monster mammoth jamHow do you respond
>>14378771That depends on what state you live in, common law marriages and such
>>14378771But I have no income.
>>14378766Except I don't because humans and pony can't have kids
>>14378732>>14378748>>14378761Pony is not your slave. Pony is her own pony. Stop trying to force pony to do what you want her to do.
Daily reminder MLPG is a closed community
>>14378773no one at all was doing this in here, ever
a human couple getting sexual with a pony
>>14378778i don't understand, pony
>>14378696I'm glad you're here with me too, Derpy
>>14378799That argument has never held up in court, especially since the genetics has already been tested, Dad.
>>14378799Look at it this wayThere's clearly some half breed creatures going on in the MLP universe with that Minotaur and Gryphons. Plus you know magic.I'm sure you can get Dash pregnant.
>>14378807Daily reminder to pay the large armed bouncer and feed the magic finger breaking ants.
>>14378771why would perfect world equestra have shitty american marriage laws?
>>14378802I want a divorce
I hate to say this but rose looks like a man.
>>14378799These papers upon papers upon papers say otherwiseYou'll also have to give her regular drawing lessons
>>14378828I like her anyways
>>14378696>"Tired,eh? How about a massage?"
>>14378777Is this from Cyborg 009?
>>14378778challenge pony to a rock offthe pony code prevents her from declining the challenge
>>14378822>>14378817>>14378832THIS IS GETTING TOO SILLY
>>14378802That's it, pony is wearing the collar tonightalso apparently attaching an image to a post doesn't reset the timer back to 30s any longer
>>14378838Becuase she draws so well.
>>14378811>you will never have a cute femanon girlfriend>you'll never go out together to find a pretty mare to invite over for a night of fun
>>14378828Most furry smut artists do.See: Rose, Bcs, Rediv.Some look good. See: That one that made moonstuck, crappyunicorn.
>>14378811i saw a homemade beast vid of a married couple who owned horses.in the vid the wife was anal fisting the mini stallion while the guy was blowing the horsecock.i was thinking, that is the perfect life i want
>19 daysSo close, yet so far
>>14378768You just let it happen.
>>14378853If you were just a loyal partner, you wouldn't be in this mess right now.But hey, it's okay. Maybe Gilda can be your little pony tonight.
>>14378778WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT
>>14378866>egophilliac>furry smut artistwhat?
>>14378855i am not a huge fan of her art but she is a nice person.i would have sex with.
>>14378768for what purpose
>>14378885How does that even work>>14378890
>>14378898Anyone who draws ponies are furries
>>14378854the legs on that one have always bugged me to no end
>>14378881Let's make a happy little bathroom breakLike this...Don't worry if you don't get to the bathroom, we all have happy incidents sometimes.
>>14378815>"Hehehe!"she gives you a small kiss on the cheek>"Welp, this mail won't deliver itself you know! See you later!!"
>>14378853and this is why you don't abandon your waifuNo matter what
>>14378855I don't like her because she can draw, thought that is a plus since it's a shared hobby. I just think she's adorably cute the way she presents herself I guess. That and she loves to draw butts
>>14378904You are not a huge fan of anybody who is better than you mewball
God damn it. I burned the cookies.They were still so soft and super doughy I thought they weren't done. Now they taste a little ashy.Thank God for milk.This is one of the many reasons I need a pony. She would have prevented me from putting them back in.
>>14378909Actions have consequences.
>>14378898You mean you don't know about ego's smut? Oh boy are you in for a treat...
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>14378933So you like the shy powerless type huh?
>>14378945You shouldn't lie to the poor boy.Especially since Ego's one of the hard-line no porn types.
>>14378926I'm not abandoning my waifuy'all are being silly
>>14378945whatWHAThow can someone who makes this make smut?
>>14378866>the average person in the my little pony fandom is not good looking and attractiveoh wow what a shocking statement, no one expected this
>>14378950>3That pony shouldn't keep her lit cigarettes in her suitcase.
>>14378945It's rather terrible and very generic furry
Anon! Are you looking at porn?
>>14378961oh thank goodnessI was worried
>>14378545>>14378865>if i give this generic anime girl some pink puffy hair, it's mlp related!
>>14378958I don't know about that, but in a sense. Yes. Though I'm not a Flutterfag
>>14378961I think Ego's actually a really smutty artist,but doesn't post any of her porn pics.
>>14378997Welcome to humanizations!
>>14378994I'm just lying to make you feel better.
>>14378961What a prude. What is she christian?
>Steven universe episodeWow that was shit, how long till we get another show that is good as mlp is?
>>14378985Yes pinkie, like every night.
>>14379015How do you think poeple like ego get popular in the first place? The porn they draw or used to draw
>>14379015STOP ITIS EDGOPHILLIAC A FURRY SMUT ARTIST OR NOTTHIS IS A BINARY STATEMAKE UP YOUR MIND
>>14378973how come the ugliest fuckers are always the most vocal ones who go WAY out of their way to show everyone how much of a greasy brony they are?
Man, where's the next steven universe episode? this was good.
>>14378973here is another shockermost bronies are also virgins! i know it will be tough to believe but it is true.
>>14379027>Pinkie: What are you doing tonight, Anon?>The same I do every night, Pinkie; look at porn.>Pinkie: Oh, I'll leave you to it then, Anon! Have fun!
>>14378861>anon fucking the mare while the mare eats out femanon>femanon scissoring with the mare while anon throatfucks her>anon and femanon wearing a strapon spitroasting the mare>anon and femanon DPing the mare>anon and femanon eating out the mare
>>14379042Ego got popular through moonstuckThat and this infamous comic
>>14379027>Pinkie Pie says your favorite porn is extremely vanilla and boring.
>>14379047i don't know
>>14379047Alright, you want the truth? Yes she was. She drew some generic porn, changed name, deleted everything a la railgunner/crookedtrees and then started being egophiliac.Since then she's been having a very strict( and hypocritical)"I'm against porn in MLP!" crusade.happy?
>>14379086I agree. I don't want to fuck my aunt.
>>14379086>>14379095ay dios mio
>>14379086>>14379095What's the problem with Tia? It's a cute pet nickname. Kid siblings do that kind of thing.
>>14379097Okaythank youthat's all I needed to know.
I like when ponies make love.
>>14379097>porn in MLPBut what is Pinkie reading, then?
>>14379047YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>14379047Can you repeat the question
>>14379119I am pretty sure ponies like that too
>>14379075>gaining popularity by lying to get into a beginners art competitionCheaters prosper
>>14379110>It's a cute pet nickname
>>14379117How can you believe him,anon? He could be spewing a lot of shit for all I know. I don't know of any porn made by her.
>>14379097Thanks for telling us rose
>>14379135pet namenot name for pet
>>14379135Yes. A pet name. That is what Tia is. It is also cute. I fail to see the problem, here.
>>14379136Do you really someone woul'd do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>14379126They especially love it when they're making love to Rose and there's no trace of a basement dwelling FlyingSaucer in sight, not even in spirit.
>>14379097>happy/I'm never happy...
I notice popularfags avoiding SU and every other show. Proof the fandom is shit and a popularity contest
>You will never have those moments back