My Little Pony General: Winter Soon EditionEvery winter, ponyville holds a snowball fight championship.______ is the champion 3 years running!Autumn horse: >>14365772
>>14368526Time for pony to dress warm.
>>14368526RarityTwilight and Rarity are the champions for the team snowball fight and Snips is the children's championship champ
>>14368526FluttershyNo one ever hears her coming
>>14368554>Rarity wearing that>ever
>>14368559What would you picture her wearing anon?
>>14368521I'd probably sleep as much as Dash if I could sleep on clouds
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree Twilight princess was a good way to progress the series?
>>14368559It's a gift from one of her friends. She might think it's a fashion calamity but the fact that it's from a friend is enough to make her wear it with joy.She cares a lot about her friends. Enough to put her head and mane in a trashcan. A sweater is nothing compared to that.
>>14368573Eh...kinda on the fence about this but it doesn't bother me.it's all about how the writers will use it.
There's some cozy ponies in this thread.
>>14368573It can progress my dick
>>14368605cozy=comfy as fuck
>You will never be a changeling broodmare
LETH MARK IT!
>>14368606Like what, hot chocolate? blankets next to the fireplace?
>>14368608reality is so cruel
>>14368608Now why would I want that?
>>14368624Because you do.
Robopone drawings I guess.
>>14368362Did your finish eating? What are you eating?
>>14368634Your favorite pony
>>14368634Over here anon. I'm starting it up. >>14368633
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>>14368616I just realized there's next to no art of just...relaxing next to a warm fire with a pone.
>>14368676If you say so.
What if pony used your computer?
>>14368633>>14368674You should probably use a word like streaming to get people's attention.Why do you always stram when we're approaching ded time tan?
>>14368700Make her sit on a towel.
Tan Drawing //derpy.me/Z8SvF//derpy.me/Z8SvF
>>14368613He's a busy piece of hardware.
>>14368682Kind of what I'm getting at. I'd love it if there was more art, heck even short stories that take up a couple of posts of ponies being snug when it's cold outside.
>>14368708Shit man that was pretty adorable.
>>14368714>'hey anon do you mind if I use your computer for a minute?'>"yeah sure-just one second">you neatly place a towel on the seat>"there you go"
Think of an episode you liked the least. Got it? Good.You are now in charge of rewriting it. What would you change, assuming that you can't change the moral?
>>14368723Here we go.
>>14368744Well for starters he wouldn't have killed Deb. He should have just driven off into the storm and killed himself.
>>14368733But especially more art.
>>14368744applejack isn't suddenly a retard and doesn't fuck up the reunionit's just a slice of life episode about the apple family having fun together, it doesn't need conflict
>>14368573Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14368731But tan is a dick.
so who should femanon hang out with next
>>14368744>ACWDrop SA being Twilight's brotherChange Cadence into a unicorn (or pegasus like in the book), but keep her as Twilight's babysitter
>>14368772I was hoping things were going places with her and the 63 CMC
>>14368772Shiny's group.Chrysalis and her Changelings.Iron Will.
>>14368772th-them againwith benefits
>>14368772tg how's the teeth mate?
>>14368773>Drop SA being Twilight's brotherWhy?
>>14368772Go to Fluttershy, or Zecora.
>>14368774>I was hoping things were going places with her and the 63 CMCthey might have>>14368778this sounds promising>>14368780Going in on the 7th for a filling that might end up having to be a root canal, which could wipe me out, but after that it's just fillings, and all the teeth that need pulling will finally be out save for one.
Why is Apple such a fucking dick to everyone?
>>14368772how did anon even get this money?
>>14368782It wasn't properly set up, so it came out of nowhere and made zero sense.
>>14368759>You'll never part with such handsome humanpony
>>14368801I love you AppleDan.
>>14368797because he's really full of himselfhe acts like he hates his art sometimes but he's bragged about being a pro artist
>>14368801Not you, dummy. I know you're joking.
>>14368773>not genderswapping them
>>14368801You're not the apple he's talking about<3
>>14368796Good to hear. I don't remember seeing much from you on tumblr the past few days so I assumed you just up and died of mouth rot or something.
>>14368801I think he meant sunibee.
>>14368808>not cropping the shitty caption out
>>14368813NONYMUS YOU MAKE GIFS RIGHT?I NEED A GIF OF THIS PART FROM >>14368759
does anyone have a good reference for shiny's O&O crew
>>14368811>>14368817>>14368813Oh good, you had me worried
>>14368810>>14368797Y'all are just jelly that he can art much better than any of you/
>>14368796Best of luck, mate. I wish you the best in that, for your own sake.And I hope you explore the changelings, your takes on them are always amusing.
>>14368825I've just got this one
>>14368833I'm not jealous, but I know he's a good artist.he's still a cock
>>14368824What, the whole scene?give me time codes>>14368825http://derpibooru.org/434208
>>14368825This page is a pretty clean shot of them.
>>14368810>pro artistthese words don't go together
>>14368856Ponies sure are assholes
>>14368843From 0:29 to 0:41 but if that's too long 0:39 to 0:41.
>implying you wouldn't
>>14368810I don't think that's warrent to call someone a dick.
>>14368872>you will never fell pretty
>>14368833Railgunner was a better artist AND a better human being.You know what Sunny CAN'T draw? Social skills.
>>14368856Pointdexter is bestand prettiest
>>14368861He makes money from his arthe draws comicshe is a professional artist
here comes the faggots
>>14368883>apple>making any moneykek
>>14368872Mr Cake confirmed gay
>>14368877>a better human being.
>>14368873That's because you don't THINK!
>>14368872Mayor Mare, do you need a bucket?...Was her name Mayor Mare in high school?
>>14368877>a better human beinghow so?Also while I have little beef with CT, I do dislike how he popularized the grimdark pinkamena shit.
>>14368744>Magical Mystery CureTwilight messes up the spell again, making things worse, before she realizes how to fix things.Twilight is offered the chance to become a princess/alicorn, but turns it down, telling Celestia that she's happy just being who she is for the ones she cares about.Also take out the songs.
>>14368883Does that make buckley a pro artist too>>14368873He might actually have a dick
>>14368893He was. I talked to him on several occasions and he was personable and helpful.I also talked to Sunny a couple times and he was an unhelpful arrogant dickhole. And everyone else told me the same when they tried to talk to him.They're both weeaboos though.
>>14368913if he makes money from his art he's a professional artist
>>14368913>Does that make buckley a pro artist tooYes.A professional is someone who makes the given activity their paid profession.Someone can be a "professional artist" and still have very little skill or ability, if they're paid a living wage for it.
>>14368913Yes, it does.Pro artist isn't an opinionated term
>>14368928No it doesntI don't think you understand the meaning of the word
>>14368938You're fucking retarded
>>14368938i think you're the one who doesn't understand what the word professional means anonthat being said, sunny doesn't make any money off his art anyway, and apparently has no plans to
>>14368883>I made money from my art onceOH SNAP LOOKOUT Y'ALL IMMA PRO-FESH-NUL TOO!
>>14368833>>14368810>>14368877>>14368907Apple's like 17. He's still a baby and he doesn't know shit about shit - a bit like Mewball.If he wants to play the arrogant prince, let him. Eventually he might grow up a little and realize that even if you're good at something, treating everyone else like they're below you will come back to bite you in the ass.
>you will never be in a quest with the main 6
>>14368938I have a pretty firm grasp on it, would you like to explain why he isn't?
>>14368921you really want that princess/alicornhood to be able to be turned down don't youbut all the mane six will become oneeven applejackeven rarity
>>14368949Hold your ironic shitposting, you dumb shit.>wageDo you know what a wage is, you cocksucker?
>>14368959Not that guy you're arguing with but that definition you posted is already somewhat apart from what you said earlier.According to it being a proffesional artist isn't about whether you've made some money off your art, it's whether you can live off of it.
>>14368958That's cool. I'd rather just...observe.
Someone jiggle leth's mouse. He need to mark this shit.
God, you are retarded.Professional artist is the artist who makes money from his art on professional basis as if having profession "artist".Examples: PHN, Andy Price, Ben Lo (bioshock concept art)The fact that you draw comics (veggie 555 and toxic-mario draw comics too) or do freelance commissions does not make you professional artist.
>>14368985>juggle leth's mousel-lewd
>>14368954He's like 19 or 20 now and hasn't changed at all since he's been under his Apple/Sunibee moniker.Even his art is nearly the same, although it's pretty good.
>>14368990phn what are you doing here
Pony wants to tell you smoething but pony is afraid you'll kick pony out.
>>14368991I made one too
>>14368979>According to it being a proffesional artist isn't about whether you've made some money off your artThat's the only thing it's about.
>>14368985would you jiggle a pone's mouse
>>14368948>>14368959Profession by what standard?Just because they make fucking commissions doesnt mean that they are 'professional'
>>14368990Apple said he draws comics for a living.
>>14368991>>14369002I love you guys. Thanks
>>14369002>it cuts out before book close
>>14369001I'm all ears. If it's particularly bad news, it might be a rough night, but I won't kick pony out.
>>14369013Where? Pretty sure that's not true at all.
>>14369013He said many things. Like "leaving MLPG forever", twice. Does not mean it is true.
>>14369016Well it was either make it loop better or get the book closing
>>14368910Another thought I just had - The book wasn't Starswirl's at all - the spell is actually an illusion created as a test for Twilight.>>14368963I'm assuming that was aimed at me.Is it so hard to believe that someone might not actually want to elevate themselves? That they might not feel the need to? That they might be content with their life as it is?If they don't want "greatness," it shouldn't be forced on them.
>>14369012>Profession by what standard?Making a living wage off of them.>>14368990Being freelance VS receiving a corporate paycheck has no bearing on whether or not it's your profession.
>>14369013>unpublished comics are professional
>>14369018Well pony...pony likes Equestria Girls
>>14369005Are you incapable of reading?The definition you posted said livelihood.
>>14369020I'm not going to dive through the archive to find the time he said he did when someone criticized himyou can if you want
>>14369032I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE PONYI NEVER HAD A PONY! OUT! GET OUT!
>>14369032Mmm. I don't care for it, but I bet pony doesn't really care for the old MST3K episodes I put on. Whatever. I'm making hot cocoa before I settle in for the night.
>>14369029Who said unpublished?Apple's really, really good at art, man.
>>14369028>Being freelance VS receiving a corporate paycheckThat wasn't the dichotomy at all.It was living off your art (whether it's freelance or proprietary does not matter) vs. selling some art in your spare time (while in Apple's case probably living at home where mom and dad pay the bills).
>>14369005No you dolt, if your main source of income and the money you use to pay for your food, rent, et cetera largely comes from drawing, you're professional, if not, then you're just making money off your hobby, that's all there is. If you live with your mother and she pays for everything and you pay for nothing but make $50 a month off commissions, that doesn't count.
I LIKE SILVER SPOONSHE MIGHT BE A BULLY BUT I THINK HER GLASSES AND BRAIDS ARE CUTEIF I COULD I WOULD PET HER HEAD AND PLAY WITH HER LITTLE HOOVESPONIES MAKE ME HAPPY AND I LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEM MORE THAN I LIKE TALKING ABOUT SHITTY PEOPLE WHO DO MEAN AND DICKISH THINGSSILVER SPOON IS A CUTIE
>>14369044Publishing by a comic book company.
I think I'll argue on the internet tonight
>>14369028>Being freelance VS receiving a corporate paycheck has no bearing on whether or not it's your profession.Yes it is.It is the whole definition of "profession". A professional artist can occasionally do freelance work but only consistent artistic work counts as a profession. For example, if you are super well-know artist you can sign one-time contracts with different studios and do job for them and it could count as a freelance work but it is still you profession.otherwise, following your logic - everyone on deviantart is a professional artist.really.
If I could change one thing about the show this would be it
>>14369045So he makes a living wage but it doesn't count because he's "probably living with his parents"?
>>14369048I LIKE DIAMOND TIARAI HOPE SHE BECOMES A MORE REASONABLE PONY IN THE FUTURE AND STOPS DOING SUCH MEAN THINGS ALL THE TIMEI THINK SHE'S VERY CUTE AND I BET SHE'S GOING TO BE SUPER PRETTY WHEN SHE GROWS UP
>>14369049Yes, that's what published means.Who said unpublished?
>>14369061Make the Rarity tea one
>>14369061I thought I had the perfect walking animation loop but then I noticed that they are slowly moving away from the background
>>14369055>It's not your professional unless someone is cutting you a corporate paycheckYou are the dumbest person in this entire argument.
>>14369026it is a responsibility they earn from fate
>>14369060>So he makes a living wageWhere the hell has this been established?
>>14369061this is the precise moment when my brain decided the video was good
>>14369061That video is the best thing ever.
>>14369061Rainbow bent over backwards too easily there.
>>14369077Fuck fate. Make your own path.
>mfw it's Ross arguing about being professional
>>14369080but that was practically the last scenetell your brain to stop being so slow
>>14369076Are you truly that retarded and analdevasteted so didn't even read the post fully?>oh no, they destroyed my entitled opinion, I'm hurt!
SoLMJ is a professional artist too?
>>14369080See, everything with Dash is great. Even supremely manly Dash.
>>14369090It took a long time because up until then the video was of questionable goodnessraise your standards
>>14369094I'm going to go with "he lives with his parents so it doesn't count" in this case
>>14369044>>14369063So, where it is? Who is the publisher? ISBN?c'mon, don't be shy
You guys are all goddamn idiots
>>14369058Pony drugs are best drugs
>>14369104For me it was the walk they were doing and then Pinkie jumping through the windowI'll show you standards...
>>14369062I HOPE SO TOOIF SHE KEEPS UP THE WAY SHE'S GOING SHE'LL PROBABLY END UP BEING REALLY BITTER AND UNHAPPY LATER IN LIFEI'M GLAD THEY DECIDED NOT TO MAKE FILTHY RICH A DICK AND HE TRIES HIS BEST TO KEEP HIS DAUGHTER ON THE RIGHT PATH
>>14369108HEYI RESEMBLE THAT REMARK
>>14369107Do I look like Apple to you?Don't be coy.
>>14369106But he makes money off of it. So by the threads standard he is.
>>14369094According to this guy:>>14369028everyone who can draw for money - are. Even Ross.
>>14369108You're on a my little pony board for adults and you're just now realizing this?
>>14369108I-I'm not an idiot...
>>14369037He's posted on his tumblr about how no one should wish they were like him since he was doing nothing with his life (although he deletes all his asks after the fact so I can't find it, sorry)My conclusion is basically Apple is a really skilled artist with absolutely no direction or intent to pursue it as a career. That or he's fronting with basically everything
>>14369117I THINK IT'S KIND OF SAD THAT HE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR HER AND HER MOTHER HARSHWHINNY ISN'T AROUND
>>14369126yes you are
>>14369123No. But no matter how many times I say it you guys still don't care.
>>14369119So in other word you have nothing to back your words but just some post Apple once left which can't be found and also needs to be proven it was apple and it wasn't a bullshit.Solid argument.
>>14369130Yeah well you're a cunt.
Honestly if your definition of professional is so lenient and inclusive that literally anyone who sells any art ever is a professional then being a professional by that standard is a fucking non-accomplishment.
>>14369138w-what's wrong, Rara sama?
>>14369130AT LEAST I'M NOT A DROPOUT LIKE YOU
>>14369130O-okay Dash... w-whatever you say.
>>14369132I try hard not to be an idiot.When I'm wrong, I admit it and try to learn.
>>14369141>at least I'm not a stupid cunt
>>14369149What an idiot.
>>14369150Just a slow cunt.
>>14369142it's not anyone who sells any art ever, it's someone who makes a living wage selling their artthere's a difference between these two thingsalso yes, being a professional artist is mildly impressive but it doesn't make them the end-all-be-all of human existenceit's just like any other profession, some people are better at it than others
GOD DAMN IT MLPGYOU'RE MAKING THE FILLIES CRY
>>14369163THOSE FILLIES CAN FUCK RIGHT OFFWHERE ARE THE COOL FILLIES AT
Femanon joins Shining Armor and his friends for some tabletop roleplaying!
>>14369108I'll fuckin wreck you cunt
>>14369163WELL THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE SET FIRE TO ALL MY CLOTHES
>>14369163I'LL SHOW EM SOMETHING THAT WILL AT LEAST MAKE ONE OF US SMILE
you have just been sold into slavery to the Diamond Dogs. they're holding their slave market today. who do you hope to be bought by, and how do you intend to entice this prospective owner?
Which pony is the most underrated?
>>14369163I warned them that Dream Theater had emotions. I fuckin' warned them.
>>14369158>>14369158>it's not anyone who sells any art ever, it's someone who makes a living wage selling their art>there's a difference between these two thingsIn that the former describes Sunny and the latter does not.
>>14369168oh come on, not one of them is taking an initiative?
>>14369168WOWThat's really half-assed.
>>14369168It seems they're not good around girls.
>>14369168female anon wouldn't be that questioning about D&Dshenanigans
>>14369142>If I dont like you, you arent a professional artist>who's a professional artist depends solely on my opinion of you as a person
>>14369183Okay thenHe's not a professional artist but he's made some money off his skillgood for himwhat was the point of this stupid argument anyway
>>14369168>r63 group not femaleYou done screwed up.
>>14369191Quit implying things.
>>14369168She must be wondering where they put the dice.
>>14369168Create character sheet.Roleplay like a boss.Kiss Poindexter.
>>14369190>female anon wouldn't be that questioning about D&Dshe's more questioning why they're all being so weird >>14369186>oh come on, not one of them is taking an initiative?they would but they'd have to roll for it!
>>14369191I don't like Rob Liefeld but he's a professional.LMJ is not.
>>14369173YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THATTHEY HAVE ALIBIS AND EVERYTHING>>14369175DON'T YOU DARE
>>14369202EVA pls go.
>>14369176A handsome stallionbody massage
>>14369202They really wouldn't stand a chance.
>>14369205>they would but they'd have to roll for it!
>>14369205Femanon should play a naked characterand get into character
>>14369203>HEROES DON'T GO HOMEdo we have Starship Troopers 2 using Changelings and ponies?
>>14369175IS IT YOUR PENIS?!PLEASE TELL ME IT'S YOUR PENIS! OH GOD I WANT PENIS SUPER BAD!
ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʸᵉᶫᶫᶦᶰᵍ
>>14369212I second this.
>>14369221>Femanon should play a naked character>and get into characterwell originally I was going to have them pull some contrived sex setup thing like "anything that happens to your character happens to you"but then I figured they're probably too beta to do anything like that so they'd just spend the whole session being weird and nervous
>>14369176I uhThat's a hard oneI guess Fluttershy, I wouldn't mind being owned by her
>>14369246I think you've captured the essence of a tabletop session, then.I still kind of wish there had been some kind of scene in the comic with Cadance and the group, but ah well.
>>14369168>>14369263I still think Gaffer's design is ugly.
>>14369246have femanon say it, then!she's a self-insertion anyways
Let's use our inside voices for awhile
>>14369275Contrary to that. I think it's neat.
>>14369287SO BE IT, INFURIATING LAGOMORPH!
>>14369295rara butt unf
>>14369293I don't know why Twilight would disagree like that. She's scholarly and has been shown to view celestial objects in a scientific manner.
>>14369286>have femanon say it, then!whoawhy would femanon say itdo you think she's some kind of a slut
Fluttershy has learned a new word!
>>14369316what noshe's justexperimenting
>>14369313But magic exists in Equestria and the Sunbutt and Moonbutt actually move the sun and the moon
Trying to get back into drawing.
DID YOU KNOWHOW MANY PONES GOT FUCKEDIN THIS MOMENTAND ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR WAIFU
>>14369330Or do they? Perhaps they just rotate the planet?Not that that's any small feat itself.
>>14369334Interesting monkeysuit, rei
>>14369316Well maybe if she wore some damn pants...
>>14369336Yeah, the jews are getting too jewish, someone should seriously do something about it.
>>14369316No, she's enjoying their awkwardnessand she's really good at D&D so she doesn't lose her clothes
>>14369337I think they can do both, myself.But Luna did drag the moon closer in the comic.
>>14369326Good job Fluttershy, now show it off to everybody
>>14369326don't say that, fluttershyit's a sensitive and hate-charged word
>>14369334Where do characters get bodysuits that fit their curves perfectly?
>>14369358Fantasy World Bodysuit Outlet
>>14369358tailors exist in the future too, anon
>>14369334why is her face so flat?
>>14369370Because I suck at art.
>>14369371I want to get cozy with pone.
>>14369371I love twilightfor super-reals
>pantyanon contributing to hotglueHAHAHAHAunf
>>14369385She's a good pone .
Sweetie asked you if you want to go to the park with her
>>14369334Go back to not drawing ever.
>>14369409Sure. What does she have planned?
Why is corruption so hot?
Pony eyes you from across the room
>>14369409it's twelve thirty at nightshe needs to go back to bedshe has school tomorrow
>>14369394MLPG should have their own tabloid, what with how eager people seem to be to gossip like a bunch of housewives.
>>14369417What does pony want from me?
>>14369418Too late, you're getting your mouth washed out with soap
>>14369409Why does Sweetie want to go to the park after midnight?We'll go tomorrow, alright?
>>14369418Too late.We already signed you up for pony XCOM.
>>14369424She wants the D
>>14369414Well since Applebloom is visting Babs in Manehatten and Scootaloo is sick she doesn't have anyone to go crusading with.So she wondered if you wanted to help her try to get her duck feeding cutie mark
>>14369418Too late, you're getting your mouth washed out with my dick
>>14369382>Pinkie will never do this with you.
>>14369416I don't know.
>>14369434Oh that sounds pleasant.I can bring some bread to crumble up.
>>14369425gossip doesn't have to be false
>>14369417I eye pony back
>>14369434More like dick feeding amirite
>>14369449IT'S TOO LATESHE'S BEING OUTFLANKEDSHE'S STILL A PRIVATE ANON HOW COULD YOU
>>14369433>you will never have enough D to satisfy pone
>tfw stallion will never make you cry with pain as he enters you
>>14369454You can't earn a cutie mark in getting cock vored, Sweetie
>>14369460But I don't want to feel pain.
>>14369468don't worry, you'll get used to it pretty quick
>>14369468Use more luberelaxtrain up to his size
>>14369476That's what they all say, but they always lie.
>>14369449You spend a hour feeding some ducks but unfortunately Sweetie slips and falls in the water.You help her get out and then carry her to the boutique since it was closer than her house. There Rarity takes her to dry her up and invites you for a cup of coffee as thanks. You spend the rest of the evening with Rarity and Sweetie before going home.Good end.
>>14369480This is Red Ribbon we're talking about.A gallon's not nearly enough
>>14369480>PVE>Not C6 PVP
>>14369489aww yissMaybe we can all hang out some other time and have a pleasant conversation and some snacks
>>14369485Well if we're using lube ok. I thought he was going in dry.
>>14369498Rarity says that she's busy with orders all week but next Thursday she'd be glad to go at a cafe for a drink and some small talk with you and Sweetie
>>14369504oh christ noyou never go in dry
>>14369512Natural lube is best lube
>>14369517don't worry it's cinnamon scented
>>14369512That's not what the stallion wants.
>>14369526one of the many reasons that consent is the sexiest thing ever.
Stipulations placed before you to get all the things you really need.Mr. Big may make things hard but you have got to plant your seeds.Go to war.Fight more.Your dreams thrive by competition.You'll find no one famous ever got there just by flinching at their foesCling against the torment, claw with all your might at what you know.Don't let go!Just grow!Don't wait or play to indecision!Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because you've got to be more grand!You've got to think ahead and carry out the things you've planned!
>>14369505That sounds lovely. I'd like to hear her talk about her work some - I know so very little of fashion, but I'm sure that she'd make it interesting. She's so passionate about it after all.And if Sweetie's coming along we can brainstorm ideas for her to try out with her friends.
>>14369517All the better to suds up her belly and blow raspberries until she's a giggling mess with!
>>14369534>implying physical arousal has anything to do with consent
You're going to get dominated by a stallion. However, magic gives you the option of swapping genders first, if you wish. Do you remain as you are or change?
>>14369517You either have to eat this soap or 50 cupcakes, make the call
>>14369546It certainly helps.
>>14369548Hell no. I'm not going to let some non-gay stallion have his way with me.
>>14369548Ugh these situations are never exceptionally favorable. I'd go for the switch.
>>14369546It's easier to arouse someone if they want to have sex with you.
>>14369541The day goes rather well. The coffee was great and you learned some things about the fashion industry. You try to suggest to Sweetie some things she and her friends could try to get their real talents but it's like talking to a brick wall. At least you convinced her to not propose to her friends to try to be Cutie Mark Demolition Squad.Also Rarity offered to make you a pretty bitchin suit for the next Grand Galloping Gala.
>>14369565What are you, gay?
>>14369548can I have him dominate me, then switch then let him dominate me some more?
>>14369548>swap gender>dominate her insteadI WIN
>>14369548I've always wondering what it would be like to have a vagoo
>>14369595You want him to dominate you 2 times in a row?
>>14369596>Thinking you could dominate a big horny pony just because it doesn't have a penisWRONG.
>>14369609They're little ponies anon
>>14369609see>>14369614I think I can manage.
>>14369614They could still be stronger than you.
>>14369433I'll give her the D if she gives me the A.
>>14369636you'll have to talk to your teacher about that
>>14368526NOT THIS YEAR HAHAHAHA>implying you ever knew the outcome
>>14369649Now I feel like a jackass. Damn.
>>14369649what a door mat
>i'm going to kill that pink bitch.
>>14369649Dear Princess Celstia, today we learned you don't call people niggers except at klan rallies or anonymously on the internet
>>14369347>No, she's enjoying their awkwardness>and she's really good at D&D so she doesn't lose her clothesit's not wise to tempt fate anonespecially around a bunch of nerds with magic powershttp://i.imgur.com/ggOCGRG.png
>>14369649unf now take a bite and chew it
>>14369693do itmake him look like an assholesomeone needs to stream super troopers
>>14369691And none of them are even looking.That's a spell wasted except oh shit her shirt is gonethis isn't good for her
>>14369691well now it's even more awkward
>>14369691I bet their room just go 10 degrees hotter.
>>14369691This is rape
>>14369710I think it's just sexual assault right noweither way it's unf
>>14369724you think Dash is flapping her wings for slightly extra push or just because she's excited?
>>14369744Dash gets off the fact that she can tap fluttershy at any given moment and be in control.
>>14369691They're all naked anyway. Why would they care about tits?
>>14369761That's a good point. Maybe they're just getting her into character.
So why are we unable to delete the marker?What the hell has moot done?
>>14369764More like they're going to get into her character.
>>14369766it's a conspiracy
>>14369766Has anyone contacted him about it. On one person did when we couldn't reply with text and it got fixed.
>>14369770Exactly. But they need to get her in character first.
Pony wants you to take point when she breaches.
>>14369778Well what exactly is her character anyway?
>>14369777I really doubt anyone's said anythingyou should email moot or something since you sound like the type to take initiative
it hurts so much someone please make it stop
>>14369829use more lubetrain up to his size
I miss doing small mini-quest-like-things like thisI should do moregoodnight mlpg
>>14369829alright anonI'll boop you just this once
>>14369836it's called drawhoring
>>14369836Night.Enjoy your yellow pony skills.
>>14369845No problem, anon
>>14369836It was fun
hey /ck/do condiments expire?I have a bottle of ketchup that's got a sell-by date of early 2012 but I want to put some of it on my eggswill I die if I do?
>>14369829shut up and take it. you wanted this, slut.
>>14369866It's tomato paste, quit worrying.
>>14369866How do people like you are able to exist?You know what?Put it on everything, old ketchup is like fine wine.
>>14369866Yes, but ketchup usually lasts a bit longer than the date on the bottle.If it doesn't smell funny, and there's no mold, it should be okay. But just to be safe, don't pig out too much.Satan trips say you will die though
>>14369866Only if you didn't keep your ketchup in the fridge
>>14369766Is the problem just on this board again or is it affecting other ones too?
>Tfw shyra will never wrap me up in a corruption cocoon and feed me foodscat during my metamorphosis
>>14369883>>14369879I decided to throw it outalong with the salad dressing from 2011>>14369881>How do people like you are able to existwhat>>14369889dude grossI'm trying to eat here
>>14369908I'm asking how do you function if you can't even get around old ketchup without asking.
>>14369889You should really ask about this in a dedhorseOr on /unf/
>>14369908>>14369928>>14369930just trolling you, you goys
>>14369935>you will never stuff a pony with pokepuffs
>>14369934Fuck off retard, don't reply as me>>14369928I don't feel like ERPing though.
>>14369947don't try to impersonate me, cuntwad
>>14369947Oh, so you're just shitposting
>>14369971>Don't post fetishes I don't like
>Scrubbles wrote gay shining armor / batpony greentextthis is too great>>14367294
Thread is bebpost something cute
>>14369979>so touchy he doesn't get the jokeWhatever nerd
>>14369992I to am posting cute!
>>14369994It's a shit joke anyway.>>14369992
if shiny was a girl i'd have no problem with him
>>14370002Shyra would be a good kisser though
>>14370000Talk about eye candy!
>>14370016>pip discovers large booty
fucking hell, Bon Bon
>>14370056cute porn is best porn
>>14369334those hips could kill somebody
>>14370073Hopefully.What a fantastic death.
>>14370088No. Dear god, no.
>>14370088What does this have to do with MLP?
>>14370088I wouldn't even know where to begin
>>14368723Went back to read this. Wanted to say I fuckin' loved it.
Why is she so perfect /co/?
Rarity wants you to take her right here, on the floor.she's a floor whore.
>>14370099Big Macintosh is a very cuddly pony
>>14370113It's fucking cold. I'd rather not.
>>14370113Where does she want me to take her to?
>>14370123to the floordo you even read
>>14370113Well too bad, I shall fuck her up against the wall.
>>14370120no, it's good. Rarity's got the heater working overtime, there's a fur rug laid down, and it's snowing outside.
>>14370126But I don't understand, she's already on the floor.Why do I need to take her there?
Why is it so fucking cold?
>>14370136she wants to fuck, anonshe wants you to fuck her on the floorthat's why she's a floor whoreshe's a whore on the floornow are you going to fuck the floor whore on the floor or is she going to have to find someone who will?
>>14370141Sorry, I only fuck farty butt ponies who fart buttfarts out of their farty butts.
>>14370140Because you don't have a pony to cuddle.
>>14370133lucky for you, Rarity's also a wall moll.
>>14370141I guess she'll have to find someone else, I'm not sexually attracted to her.I hope she finds someone or somepony else who wants to indulge her that way though.
>>14370140Because you're living in the incorrect hemisphere.
>>14370141How unladylike of her.I am absolutely appalled.
>>14370140>wake up>bed is cold>no waifu to cuddle with me and keep me warm
>>14370158Well that's not very nice at all.
>>14370153>>14370153Fuck you anon, you just reminded me of how bad the Dexter finale wasfuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
>>14370158>clearly a picture of applejack as she walksApplejack is text
>>14370156Sometimes, darling, a lady must act unladylike. I should think I would go mad if I never got to let my mane down.
>>14370168Seeing all the complains, I'm glad I stopped watching after the third season
>>14370140well it was warm as fuck only two weeks ago but now it's hit autumn for real
>>14370172>you will never have a cute stallion to do this to
mlpg helpi need something ultralewd to jack it to
>>14370186Right?I only watched up until the point where it started hinted at the supernatural. It was at that moent I realized that the show was fuckedWhich sucks because when it was good, it was damn good
>>14370198Ponies?I FUCKING LOVE PONIES!
>>14370198ponies wearing clothes!how scandalous
Goodnight, MLPG.GO TO BED
>>14370213Thanks. Many unfs to you, friend
>>14370245>Twilight Sparkle will never devastate your anus
>>14370245https://www.fimfiction.net/story/142272/something else along vaguely similar lines
>>14370260>TS becoming Celestia's personal toilet assistance and as a result, has to experience each and every single massive, enormous blasts of flatulence that she produces
i hate ross so much it hurtsi would cut off my own hands if it would mean ross losing his
>>14370323>tfw 16cmso average it hurts
>tfw fat pad
>>14370333>tfw only 36cm
>>14370340>>14370333>>14370323>you will never sb's 8 inches
>day 5 on the stackI am now leaking precum without touching myselfMission objective 1 complete
>>14370346shit, i only got precum after two weeks on the stack and edging for half an hour
>>14370360how much pygeum are/were you on?
>>14370363i was taking 200mg/day
I only masturbate once a year.
>>14370375I've masturbated like four times today
>>14370368I'm on 125mg twice per day, that extra 50mg could make the difference. It's also a blend with saw palmetto at 160mg each dosespeaking of which, it's time for my first dose of the day
>>14370348unfsomeone should draw this
>discussion about rossI wasn't even here, goddamn fellas.
MAKE WAY FOR DLCPLEASE PAY FOR DLC
big stallion on little femanon
>>14370411little colt of femanon
>>14370415wait, I've got itbig colt on busty femanon
>>14370419How about small but very well endowed colt on a busty femanon?
Little coltOn big mareFamilial cuddling
>>14370423nahhuge coltbig all over
>>14370419no nobig stallions on one big femanon
>>14370427>huge coltlike tall and thin or just a overall large, burly one?
Hey hey, no unf allowed.
>>14370441I was thinking big and burly but I guess tall and thin works toothen I saw >>14370430 and was thinking it could be a few big colts instead
>>14370445i just like colts to be small or thin and well endowed
>>14370449Not In MY DAY THREAD
>>14370456>and well endowedwell obviouslyyou get a bunch of little colts hopped up on magic milk and their dicks are going to be stupidly hugethat's just how these things work
>>14369538That song is pretty catchy
>mlpg right now
why are you quiet mlpg? you are not going to beb are you!? no please, hang on, just a little bit. please don't go, i don't want you to leave me. don't beb, mlpg please.
>>14370478you're already beb
>>14370484NOT ON MY WATCH
I?m sorry, I don't know how to tell this to you but... Pony is dead.
>>14370490I'd a spice. It'd be like a gillou.
>>14370490Well you have good tastes at least.
>>14370497But anonThat's Sugar
>>14370497Like Gillou but way shorterI would an 8 ft Sugarthat'd be hot
>>14370507>not liking shortsacksDisgusting
>>14370503>>14370507oh right, right. sugar.
>>14370511>tfw no ronery (monster)girlfriend
Pony come on wake up.Wake up, pony. Pony?Wake up...
>>14370541Pony is alive and twitchy
>>14370541>filenameoh god I'm never going on 4chan drunk again. What the fuck.
>Why haven't you sent me your friendship report this week, Anon? You know, I NEVER missed a friendship report when I was your age.
>>14370561because I don't have any friendsyou're lucky I didn't mail you a suicide note
>>14370561Dear Princess twilight: last week we watched the number 23 with my firends and some boring Woody Allen movie. They were both pretty bad but I had fun.Sincerely,ANon
>>14370561>she will never say this in a future mlp season where the cast is replaced by newer characters
QUICKNAME 5 THINGS THAT AREN'T PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>14370588RARITYPINKIE PIEPRINCESS TWI-FUCK
Look's like pony's the only one around here with a mug of the antidote
>>14370588Queen ChrysalisQueen ChrysalisQueen ChrysalisQueen ChrysalisQueen Chrysalis
>>14370595Pony I told you I want to suicide in peace, please go away.
>>14370598>Queen Chrysalis was disguised as Princess Twilight Sparkle
>>14370598>queen chrysalis si actually twilight sparkle
>>14370604I would like to see that
>>14370600Pony's going to sit here and watch you fail to kill yourself and there's nothing you can do about it
>>14370575>Anon, this friendship report is formatted incorrectly and you accidentally capitalized the first N in your name. Aren't you proof-reading, peer-editing, and spell-checking these papers like I told you to?>You'll never become a princess at this rate.
>>14370616I take a long fart on pony's face to assert dominance. I ate bread, they're extremely smelly.
>>14370607She thinks shes so smartJust wait until he rapes her just like the others
>>14370621you're right on everything BUT the capitalizing. It's a pune or play on words, because I'm not just "anon", but "an anon".
>>14370621SHUT UP YOU ARE NOT MY MOM*cries and runs away while posing*
>>14370642Feed me seymourFeed me all night long
>>14370511Caimon is the superior supersized monstergirl.
>>14370670>not wanting warm squishy cuddles with GillouNo anon, your opinion is wrong.
>>14370678I'm taking that pony to bed with me.
>>14370678YOU WEREN'T EVEN UP
>>14370670>>14370676>not wanting to cuddle ponyyou're both idiots
>>14370678Fuck on, Roogna
>>14370684I'd fuck her.
>>14370689And I'd fuck you.
>>14370685Of course I was do you think I just sleep for 24 hours strait just because i'm not posting on MLPG
>>14370686you can only have one, anon. Gillou can't live knowing that you have another girlfriend.
>>14370638>while posingJoJo pls
>>14370691I know you would, stud.
>>14370676>not wanting warm Cajun company>not wanting to bury your face in a bush the size of your head
>>14370721>not liking bushSad
>>14370721I'm confiscating your onionsthey're terrible
>>14370728>>14370734I prefer obama, really. Or al gore.
>>14370738That joke hasn't gotten old yet
>>14370678Fuck me, Roogna
>>14370738>not Jesse Venturanigga pleasedon't vote this election
>>14370713as a scalie i can understand, but, warm Cajun company outside of her personality is a falsehood
>>14370759Maybe if you're not whiteor let your gayness slip out
>>14370768Gators are cold blooded, anon.
I just realized that if I started drawing three months ago like I intended, I would have had some improvements that could have lead me to draw more.And here I am.
>>14370771not anthro gatorsmaybe
>>14370773and if I had applied myself to something at the start of the hiatus I'd starting to get pretty good at itbut here we are
>>14370783why are we so lazy? we could learn to do anything we want, but that takes effort. Every day.
>>14370776I'd prefer her cold blooded, cold bloods feel so good snuggling with. And they do cute little adjustments to maximize skin to skin contact.
>>14370788I figure I just don't give a shit about anythingwhat awful lie do you tell yourself?
>>14370795Do you have anything on black?
>>14370791She's too big to enjoy cold-blooded, imo.It just wouldn't feel right if she wasn't really warm.
>>14370795BOING BOING BOING
>>14370799Well, I actually discovered that I want to learn how to repair everything and to draw. I've got some friends and I'm fairly good looking. My life's pretty good.I still can't overcome the fact that doing nothing is better than learning how to do something, y'know?
>baconcheck>eggscheck>pancakescheck>sausagecheck>No orange juiceDay ruined.Now I have to drink iced tea
>>14370814I want to get good at art and guitar so I can draw comics and write musicwish I had an art buddy that was also just starting out to get good with
>>14370809Cold blooded =/= Cold though, she can get warmed up and stay toasty still.
>>14370824it's not the same
>>14370820Oh oh I want to start playing guitar too! Maybe I can be your artfriend!
>>14370819>not bacon, greek yogurt, oats, eggs and a protein shake with skim milk
>>14370834That's fucking gross.
>>14370834>a protein shake with skim milk>protein shakes>ever
>>14370828well too bad, she is a gator. Hence being a monster girl. I mean if you won't enjoy her cold blooded ways, then I sure will.
>>14370836No it's not.I can maybe understand disliking greek yogurt, but the rest are things everyone with developed taste buds should enjoy.
>>14370845>not liking greek yogurtI don't think that's possible.
>>14370845>protein shakeNo>oatsFuck noBacon and eggs sure.
>>14370844She's more human than gator at this point. Walks on two legs, fingers, body hair, etc.There's no need to be feisty.
>>14370862She's more gator than human.
>>14370862>no need to be fistyunf
>>14370870pretty sure taxonomy would disagree with you
>>14370875anon, she's a anthro GATOR, not a human with gator traits.
>The character chosen was an OC named "Blaze", Spitfire's twin.>OC>TWIN
>>14370879It doesn't matter if she's black with white stripes or white with black stripesif she's more black than white, she's closer to black.
>>14370883that's pretty hot but some context would be nice
>>14370883Why is Soarin' pregnant?
>>14370883when in doubt, changeling
>>14370896yes >malehere: http://i.imgur.com/V2OYryR.jpg
Wow, zebras make an awful sound.Why did I think it'd be a deeper neigh?
>>14370915>deeper neighNot for zebras. On the other hand, they have a great sense of rhythm.
>>14370915How much would you guys like it if Zecora made a zebra noise in the show?
>>14369691So, she gets gangbanged by them now, right?
>>14370933I'd lose my shit.
>>14370941in an idea world, yesbut this is Glitter Glue we're talking aboutthe only characters getting laid are his ocs
Is it okay to hnnnng to this?
>>14370955I certainly did.
>>14370995sex with spitfire
>>14370995Corruption with Chrysalis.
>>14371015Corruption with Spitfire?
>>14371019Into a broodmare?
>>14371019Sex with Chrysalis?
>>14371025why is it always broodmares with you bugfagscan't a pony just enjoy a nice relaxing goo coma?
why are they even selling coke zero?do people actually drink that shit?
>>14371034That's gay and not unf kind of gay.
>>14371034Hey, don't put me in the same vat.I want loving cuddles with Chrysalis. No corruption. I'd just feed her with whatever love I have to offer.
>>14370941Even if she doesn't, losing her only shirt's definitely gonna be an issue. It's not like they make a whole lot of human clothes in malequestria.
>>14371042Too badapparently cuddles with Chrysalis is just how she gets youbefore you know it you're gonna be stuffed to the gills with eggs
>>14371041th-theres an unf kind of gay?
>>14371039it's pretty good
>>14370768>Maybe if you're not whitedo uhdo you think people from the bayou have a problem with black people
I am now a carrier of the origin virusPlease stay at least 1 state away from me so I don't spread it to you.
>>14371074You're black, GG?If so, that's 3 black friends for me
>>14371074a lot of them do, yes"the bayou" is a large term, including parts of Texas
>>14371085>Being this slowHoly shit.
>>14371075Bitch you best live in Hawaii.
>>14371092I didn't think "little brown girl" was serious
>>14371085Yep and he spitroasted MT with Appledan while Xieril looked on.
>>14371075I hope the virus is bad enough to bring about some of that apocalypse
>>14371095Shit, if GG was secretly a 16 year old black girl from Oklahoma or whatever that would be awesome.Since it means he did Ruby Quest at like, age 9
>>14371104>Since it means he did Ruby Quest at like, age 9It sure looks like it!!
>>14371091okay well down in nawlins it ain't a fuss
POINT AT ME AND LAUGH
>>14371116now that you're here, GGIs Caimon warm or cold-blooded?
>>14371120Cold blooded and warm hearted.
>>14371118But the Battlefield series has for the most part been pretty good.
>>14371118I spent sixty britbong dollars for standard+premium so I have no right to insult
>>14371126>Any battlefield game after BFBC1
>>14371120I never really thought about it to be honest
>>14371139but you mustfor the cuddlefacesit fantasies
>>14371137>the pinnacle of battlefield is console exclusiveThis is where we won, boys.
>>14371143damn it anon, i told you she is cold blooded.that doesn't mean anything outside of her seeking your warmth on a cold nightwhy would you not want this is beyond me
>>14371143I'm trying to figure out what the benefit of cold-bloodedness would be in such a case
>>14371150but you suck, I want to hear it from GGcold blooded things have no soul
>>14371151Cold blooded might mean she's more into cuddling
>>14371151She would be more desperate to cuddle/sit on your face because she needs the warmth to survive and didn't get in her 6-8 hours of basking today.
>>14371151there is no benefit
>>14371155Neither do warm-blooded things
WAITIF SHE'S COLD BLOODED, CAN I STILL IMPREGNATE HER?THIS IS IMPORTANT
>>14371092You're kidding,right? GG's not black.
god damnit anons where were you when i was arguing with that idiot. -,..,-
>>14371162now that's just falsehere, let the best sports movie ever prove you wronghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshMYPMKtIU
>>14371166Why would you want to impregnate herYou just know her figure's going to go to hell once she has kids
>>14371147ConsoleConsoleConsole games are gay
>>14371166according to D&D lore dragons can mate with anything. Her being an ancestor to them, I would say you have a very good chance. But, you personally I don't know about.
>>14371182I'm on the stack
>>14371175damn look at all that soul
>>14371175Man, turk is fit as fuck
Do you think Caimon likes two guys at once
>>14371182>according to D&D lore dragons can mate with anything. Her being an ancestor to them,Where is it said that dragons are ancestors of bugs?
>>14371189I'm no fertility expert, but, that doesn't gurantee anything outside of volume. Maybe, you shouldve thought about this before you ate all those lead paint chips.
>>14371197well she has three brothers
>>14370901MAYBE IT'S A GIRLHOW DO YOU KNOW
>>14371157>>14371160She doesn't need to be cold-blooded to be into snuggling, and I'm loath to make her a dependent type. If you wanna pull up a blanket and get toasty on the couch, maybe fall asleep watching some dumb movie, she'd be up for that.
>>14371200What? We are talking about Caimon not Chrysalis.
>>14371222Oh right. Stupid chrysalis.
>>14371216She could have an alternative heat source then us, though. Heating blankets are nice
>>14371216do cold-blooded things sweat?probably not because they suck, right?
>>14371216GG how does Caimon feel about raspberries on her stomach
>>14371205Zinc and L-arginine both boost sperm count and quality
>>14370058>Large.jpgThat image has been shrunk to better fit the Derpiboo.ru page: click it once before you save it in future to get it at it's proper resolution.
>>14371233she'll fucking clobber youor maybe just get you in a headlock and noogie you until you beg for mercy
>>14371242Hmm. What about Gillou?
>>14371242Can I cuddle with a hoard of suitors?
pones are sluts
>>14370058>>14371240This is very nice.
>>14371262yes, ___especially___ Rarity.
>>14371267Slow down there, marker.
>Tfw I will never be a changeling broodmare>Tfw I will never have a hive to my own>Tfw I will never watch pinkie slowly lose her color, her tear filled eyes become greener and greener and her pupils change>I'll never here her say "P-please stop" up at the final moments of her transformation>I'll never see her do the same to her friendsand have a big bug orgy>>14371240Thanks for the tip
>>14371267YOU'RE TWO THREADS LATE, I'M REVOKING YOUR BOOP LICENSE
>>14371244>>14371256I'd gladly pursue the subject but now that the thread is steering back to ponies maybe it would be wise to move the thread to the sub?http://mlpg.co/art/res/6560.html
>>14371277Yes, good idea.
Something about butts.
>>14371273b-but I didn't miss any
Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:52 No.34310923My word filter:/fluffy/i/jimmies/i/rustling/i/rustled/i/rustle/i/rustles/i/scootaloo/i/sweetie belle/i/applebloom/i/CMC/i/shipping/iand suddenly, 7/8 of MLPG is gone
>>14371300ah damn that's the wrong one
>>14371310>/scootaloo/i>/sweetie belle/i>/applebloom/i>/CMC/iWhywhy would you filter the best ponies?
>>14371319when I first started watching the show I couldn't stand the CMCthey were my least favorite characters and having whole episodes devoted to them really stood in the way of my enjoyment of the showthey grew on me pretty fast
>>14371333>when I first started watching the show I couldn't stand the CMCGlad to know I wasn't the only one.
>>14371333I found myself prefering their episodes
>>14371333This is precisely how I felt in the early days. I didn't like them much, and when it focused on them it took time away from the ponies that I wanted to find out more about. They slowly grew on me, though, and I love the little buggers now.
>>14371333Remember when Call of the Cutie aired?We were all disappointed because we barely got to learn anything about Sweetie and Scoots, and immediately got a hiatus in the face for our trouble.Those were angry, angry times.Cloydes was produced in those times.
>first time the CMC airedHow I hated those nasty little things! But why?
>>14371369They were shallow and undeveloped, and came off as a cynical attempt to appeal to the target audience.
>>14371381And most important: less of our favourite ponies in exchange for those boring kids. Yeah, makes sense.