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The Equestrian Wonderbolts!
Previous sortie
>>14345475
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>>14348849
More like Worthlessbolts amirite
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as opposed to non-equestrian wonderbolts?
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All I want this season is Soarin' comeback
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Gilda's sweaty, smelly paws
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>>14348878
Me too we should see him at least once since Amy Keating Rogers is back
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>>14348905

>Albino Filly loves Nightmare Night
>She gets to pretend to be something super-spooky, like a witch!
>People keep saying she should go as a ghost.
>Albino Filly isn't really sure what's so great about ghosts, or why everypony keeps saying that to her.
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fleetfoot or spitfire

which one mulpug
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>>14348875
RD does not look like she's having a good time
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>>14348926
god for a second there i thought you were Super_Brony
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>>14348927
Spitfire
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>>14348830
>somebody's seen a certain .gif...~
>What does he see in her, I wonder?
what doesn't he see
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>>14348926
>>14348905

>Albino pony gets their cutie mark

...what happens?
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>>14348878
Soarin is such a cutie... I love his baby blue coat.
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>>14348927
Spitfire for looks

Fleetfoot for cute, crazy mare
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>>14348927
FLEETFOOT_______________________________________
FLEETFOOT_______________________________________
FLEETFOOT_______________________________________
where did you get your name if ponies don't have feet
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Celestia wants you to know she doesn't want you around her.
Or her sister.
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>>14348964
What about her student?
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...Has there been a change to the way post deletion works?

Like, after a certain amount of time, you can't delete a post?
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>>14348964

Well!

Fuck you too, then, Princess!
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>>14348963
Because a foot can refer to the whole of the bottom of the leg, dickass.
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>>14348927
Fleetfoot is more cuddle compatible
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>>14348964
But I'm a little colt!
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>>14348975
>>14348980
>>14348993
Celestia wants you to leave the ponies alone.
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>>14348975
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im so ded
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>>14348987
>he doesn't want blazing hot cuddles in them middle of a cold dark winter
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Celestia would like you to hang out with her and her sister.
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>>14348927
>>14348963
>>14348983
Is it time?
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>>14349017
The princess does not find it amusing when you put words in her mouth, anonymous.
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Just a reminder Daylight Savings Time Ends tonight for those in the US
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>>14348997
In case you hadn't noticed, I'm kind of stuck here. So unless you can conjure a way to send me back to my world, I think I'm going to have to interact with ponies whether either of us wants it or not - you guys are EVERYWHERE.
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>>14349020
no
no it isn't
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>>14349011
good ded
bad ded
ded for pon?
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>>14349020
No we wonderbolts now
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>>14349020
>>14349020
Sure, but make sure it's the hardcore stuff.
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>>14349030
Celestia does not appreciate it when you lie about her, Anonymous.
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>>14348978
I dunno mang, its making shitposting more difficult.

Can you just make another marker for the program to recognize?

That way you can rotate them?

I dunno. But it's a very very recent change.
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gotta cuddle fast
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>>14349014
those would be nice, but spitfire has shown no inclination towards cuddles
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>>14349031
>it's 1 AM again
Neat-O.
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>>14349037
ded as in tired and i can't sleep

I guess I'll take 1 request
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Welcome to the time loop, MLPG.
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What does the letter say?
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>>14349106

More like welcome to the night shift
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>>14349100
Fluttershy being eaten by pinkie pie
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>>14349106
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAoaCHdTJY
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>>14349100
Main Six pony you like the least interacting with the side character you like the most.
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>>14349100
stallions in uniforms
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>>14349086
I would.

No hesitation.
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>>14349108
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>>14349108
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>>14349108
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
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>>14349115
Muh nigga.
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>>14349135
TO LIFE!
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>>14349121
I feel terrible every time I see the ship because all I can think of now is that one horrible fetish text thing that I am to blame for.
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>>14349130
COW GOES MOO, FROG GOES CROAK AND THE FLUTTERSHY GOES TOOT
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>>14349119
excited stallions in form fitting uniforms
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I'm Abbasid and I want your draw requests.
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>>14349160
Pregnant Cheerilee.
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>>14348997
Zebras it is.
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>>14349154
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>>14349160
stallions frotting
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>>14349154
I see that ship and I feel terrible because we won't see it hinted at in the show.
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>>14349173

2lewd
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>>14349154
Got a link?
Also it's okay, we all say things that spiral into fetishry once in a while
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>>14349168
god damnit, I'm never gonna live that one down
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>>14349157
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>>14349148
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, niqqa
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I miss the days when captcha was all letters instead of numbers. I can't touch-type numbers...

Also I can't delete Leth's posts. It's not a 'that's the wrong password,' just 'you can't delete this post'. Until he comes back, we have no marker.
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>>14349183
I'm like 90% sure he's talking about this
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>>14349183
If you insist

I must warn you that it is completely terrible:
https://derpibooru.org/401025
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>>14349119
you are the lucky winner
which stallion and what kind of uniform
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>>14349203

Yeah yeah, I'a dagon, I'a hydra whatever
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>>14349204
Leth returned? Sweete
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>>14349210
Soarin'
Wonderbolts
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I feeeeeeeel it
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>>14349210
Pipsqueak in a Shadowbolt outfit!
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>>14349206
>>14349205
unf
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>>14349210
Shinning armor in formal dress uniform
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Pony asks why haven't you killed yourself yet. It's much better on the other side.
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>>14349227
So you're the retard forcing this.
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>>14349245
I don't have friends on the other side
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>>14349187
>Spongebob was the original brony

I'm not surprised.
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Oh boy I hope I'm not late for flying pones thread
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>>14349238
Shinning Armour getting caught trying on one of Cadence's formal dresses.
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>>14349245
I'm afraid of change
also I'm pretty sure my family would be upset
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>>14349256
Not really, I just pointed it out and I can count the number of times I've posted it with just my fingers

It IS a cute ship though.
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>>14349257
>tfw no friends on either side
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>>14349262
Nope
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>>14349233
this marks the first positive reaction I've seen to it
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>>14349277
I know that feel and I'm okay with this.
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i could really use a futa fic if there has been anything new recent
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>>14349262
Draw the twins in a fierce cuddling competition.
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http://i.imgur.com/mPG3pXx.gif
>wake up
>see this

what do
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>>14349309
Vow to stop taking drugs, since ponies aren't real, changelings aren't real, and I don't have a horsedick.
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>>14349309
scream and panic
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>>14349315
But what if yah?
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MLPG!

I hear you are edgy, and I the edge master, challenge you!
Post the most edgy post you can!
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>>14349309
Ask them to turn me into a broodmare
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>>14349191
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http://derpibooru.org/463321
unf
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how come nobody told me about rebellious-stage mayor
dammit now i have to draw her doing.... something pornographic, i dunno give me some ideas

its been forever since i drew pony i hope i still know how
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Pony asks if you even know the feeling of happiness anymore
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>>14349309
Shoo Applejack. Get Twilight and let Rarity continue
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>>14349324
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>>14349342
No and I like it that way.
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>>14349341
Mayor Mare cum inflation
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>>14349334
what a goddamn rude horse
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>>14349309
Ask why they're wearing their disguises.
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>>14349334
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>>14349341
Why do you need to draw something pornographic because of that?

Anyway I don't know, maybe a one night stand with Buck? Just plain old fucking?
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>>14349342
Eh.
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Why aren't you the Wonderbolts #1 fan?
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>>14349315
try one more

i want to see something
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>>14349341
BUT CHEERILEE
DECIDED
TO BE A TEACHER

THIS MAKES ME UNREASONABLY ANGRY
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>>14349341
How about her being sultry and hanging with a biker?
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>>14349373
because I'm not Rainbow Dash

They're pretty cool and everything but I have a hard time getting excited about anything

sorry
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Guard ponies > Wonderbolts
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>>14349374
One more what?
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>>14349350
not a bad plan
maybe just like a "public use" scene or something
>>14349385
with biker horses maybe

>>14349362
cuz thats kind of what i do, anon
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>>14349394
dont yet

im gonna try something
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>>14349375
Maybe she decided that later?
But the thing is that that would mean she didn't care or she didn't know what her cutie mark meant and telling her.
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>>14349395
damn you dumb son

at least isaac isn't brain dead

>>14349394
ok try to delete it now

i added a report submission to that post
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>>14349375
The way she explained it in Call of the Cutie, it probably meant she just liked kids. She just didn't see herself as part of the establishment back then.
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>>14349419
>Report.
>Isaac gets banned.
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well shit i don't know then

i miss marker already
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>>14349419
Looks like it's something else.
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>>14349373
Because fuck yeah, Blue Angels.
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>>14349393
I would sexual a guard before I would sexual a wonderbolt, if that's what you're referring to
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>>14349428
i could get banned :O

for false reports! :O :O :O
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http://derpibooru.org/463348

Can't draw well?

Learn how to animu color and no one will notice.
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What's it like having legit autism or aspergers? Not 4chan autism.

I feel like I have it and its causing me some psychological despair.
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>>14349452
seek a professional diagnosis and most importantly: don't cheat
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>>14349222
here ya go
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>>14349452
It sucks hard
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>>14349452
In some ways it isn't all bad, because at least you have an excuse for a complete lack of a social life.
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>>14349324
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>>14349435
What an expressive and cute filly
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>>14349451
It's called painting
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What webcomics are you reading mlpg?

I've just started Six Billion Demons.
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>>14349491
>that double holster

I'm laughing and I don't know why.
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>>14349499
VGCats
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...
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>>14349457
Thanks, dot
have a good sleepgood
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>>14349497
>airbrush and blur
>painting
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>>14349499
Doctor Mc Ninja
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>>14349510

HAHAHAHA

Good one anon
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>>14349457
ah woops, forgot goggles

>>14349515
you're welcome
and thanks
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MLPG whatssup?
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>>14349499
Dinosaur comics and SMBC are the only ones I check on a regular basis

I love nedroid too but he just doesn't update enough
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>>14349491
>punch dagger
fucking mall ninja

i bet he masturbates to cold steel brand shit.
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>>14349510
>own a t-shirt from eons ago
>bury it at the back of the closet
>attempt to forget it exists
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>>14349528
Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
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>you will never snuggle Snails' noodly, noodly penis
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What creations from the brony fandom do you actually like?
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>>14349550

Mlpg.
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>>14349550
I love Reshiram
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>>14349550
I enjoy both Friendship is Witchcraft and Mentally Advanced
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>>14349485
But I hate it. It's tearing me apart. I can't hold a conversation with someone or even seek out friends. I've been in college for awhile now and I haven't even made a few aquaintences. I can't even get a job because that requires some social ability. I want to avoid everyone just so I don't have to overthink and overworry when talking but at the same time, society dictates we maintain some form of relationship with people to be successful in life. I have no connections. I have no one I can rely on to help me when I'm down.

It's frustrating and tearing me apart
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>>14349547
>you will never use his pulsing roperod to lasso a mare for you both
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>>14349510
>tfw used to have a really bad crush on aeris
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>>14349550

flimflamfilosophy

thats pretty much it
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>>14349550
I am a giant sucker for must fandom content really
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>>14349510
VGcats made me furry
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>>14349534
>Scott lost his shit and removed the forums because someone told him they used the forums to hang out and his comic update thread was shit.
>Because the comic was shit.

Oh man, that was glorious.
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>>14349561
>I've been in college for awhile now and I haven't even made a few aquaintences.

Well same here but I don't even have a condition.

I just don't reach out enough.
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Pony says that Pony is BATMAN
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>>14349491
>A burned disc of Blink 182.

Literally the edgiest shit there.
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>>14349579
Everything I ever heard about him made him sound like a permasperg.
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>>14349585
You have the potential

for an individual with aspergers/autism, attempts to reach out are inherently doomed to failure
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>>14349499

>never heard of this 'six billion demons'
>spend like 3 minutes googling it
>dat artstyle

mah dick
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>>14349605
He was, and he snapped harder then a brittle stick supporting a truck.
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>people aren't kidding when they say that they have no friends
How
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>>14349623
I had friends but I stopped responding when they were attempting to contact me

it took some time to reach this point, but here we are
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>>14349623
Who needs friends when you have lelz?
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>>14349591
Well...
I am something different.
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>>14349623

I don't really enjoy other people being around me and so stopped trying to meet people.
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>>14349547
>hiding behind your own junk

So cute and so unf at the same time.
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>>14349623
I moved dduring my senior year of high school to a really small school and kind of gave up since then. I'm still in contact with my old firends, and talk to people and whatever, but I hardly hang out or do anything like that.
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>>14349550
Mainly art and music.
Used to hold writing in a high regard but haven't really seen a fic hold my attention like they did during 2011.

I actually want to take a look at music more closely recently heard some pretty good stuff from unknown/uderappreciated artists
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Twilight Sparkle doesn't have aspergers does she?
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>>14349644
I just wanna snuggle him up and get him hard
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>Today is the day i'm going to learn how to draw!
>Give up every time

whelp, i guess i'll never be able to pony for you guys
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>>14349657
No. She's completely perfect in every way.
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Gastly pone should have spectral legs.
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>>14349664
That looks like a asshole
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>>14349686

You look like an asshole.
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>>14349644
http://derpibooru.org/463361

mite b 2 big
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>>14349657
No, and she never did. At worst, she's just favored Princess Celestia and her books over more social interaction, but she's never been unable to deal with ponies or not recognize how to act socially, even if sometimes she's bad at it from lack of practice.
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>>14349673
Haunter was always my favorite. Gastly and Gengar a shit
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>>14349663
Unless you sleep in a plus-sized bedroom, prepare to have some dents in the walls.
And a lengthy cleanup.
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>>14349623
I have had friendly acquaintances. Don't think I've ever had any friends I could really depend on.
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>>14349550
FiMFlamFilosophy

I personally like his Personal Time With Greg.
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Don't click on this
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So wait guys. In Season 4, Twilight forgot that she even had a boyfriend named Flash Sentry? And she does not even remember being with him? If that is the case, then why the hell would Hasbro make them look like a couple?
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>>14349699
>raise a Haunter to 77 in Red
>get to Mewtwo having already wasted Master Ball on Moltres
>reset like 50 times trying to catch him without overkill
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>tags
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nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
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>>14349721
But she never had a boyfriend named Flash Sentry.
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sleep tight MLPG
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>>14349712
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>>14349721
To sell Equestria Girls as a franchise. Personally I'm ok with EG never being canon and just forgotten.
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>>14349736
How are you enjoying that corn there Rainbow Dash?
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>>14349736
When is this pony ever not adorable?
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>>14349697
>mite b
hey, if he can get it hard he can frot it against me

and even if he can't I can still snuggle it
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>>14349712
>none of it landed on the tongue

FIX YER AIM KID!
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>>14349736
THOSE FUCKERS REMOVED THE HUB LOGO
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>>14349739
Godd night tex.
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>>14349327
>You will never be forcefully inducted as a brood mother
>Chrysalis will never rub your translucent belly, watching those small eggs move around inside
>She will never watch you reluctantly feed off some random prisoner's love, watching them slowly become weaker and weaker until they die
>She'll never compliment your fangs and luscious black tongue, almost wanting to wrap her tongue around yours
>You will never feel those eggs slide out of your bugmare vag and see those little changelings skitter around
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>>14349712
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>>14349712
>artist_mewball
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>>14349759
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>>14349759
Yay. An hour was put back. Longer nights means more Luna.
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>>14349761
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>>14349706
Worth it

Especially if he can reach into the bathroom and fill up the tub for later
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the new set of autism cards is out
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>>14349736
why do they call it corn on the cob
that's how it grows
everything else should be corn off the cob
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>>14349769
aww man
I wanted to be a broodmother for Celestia

why can't I just pump out a seemingly endless line of handsome guardcolts
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>>14349712
Gross!
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>>14349787
fake shit
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>>14349776
>>14349712
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>>14349800
The sad part is I'am not even sure if it is fake or not.
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>>14349787
I've got a heavy package for her, if you know what I mean

the package is my genitalia, in case you didn't know what I meant
she's pretty dumb so I feel the need to clarify
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>>14349786
Well, if he can reach that far, then those nice fat coltballs are pulsing right there in bed.
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>>14349826
>tfw no more simpsons streams on the ride
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>>14349813
>is hotglue fake

We've been through this anon
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>>14349800
Well mewball? What do you have to say for yourself?
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Where is the marker?
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>>14349857
It's kinda hot actually
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>>14349856
Do stallions hot glue their my little human™ toys?

like 250ml all over a figurine
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>>14349881
lost in time and space forever
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>>14349856
>HotglueAnon is actually Mewball, and RCH.
It all makes sense!
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>>14349857
plsgo
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>>14349906
Nope

But Mewball is actually Pantyanon
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>>14349914
I thought Saine was pantyanon
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>>14349918
All the attention whores are the same.
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>>14349881
marker? But I just met her!
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>>14349769
>Chrysalis will never mindbreak you into the perfect broodmare
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>>14349914
no i am
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>>14349942
ew gross, you mean the trap I've been fapping to has been a chick this whole time?
that's terrible!
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>>14349942
rediv pls shave
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>>14349914
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>>14349914
>Nope

Bullshit.
You are all from the same breed a pox on the general.
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>>14349763
>>14349739

Is that some may may or is xieril = tex?
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>>14349942
>rediv has a small easily deepthroatable cock
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>>14349950
REVERSE TRAP FAGGOT
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it worries me that people here fap to other mlpgers
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
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>>14350011
Dude it was a fucking hot pocket.
Calm down.
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>>14350008
It worries me that that worries you.
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Do you guys think that the Brony fandom is going to die?
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>>14349985
>rediv's cock
>small
anon pls
we all know she's impractically huge
the only reason red/mew works as a contributor ship is that he's small enough to fuck her dick
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>>14350024
No. It's been self sustaining for two years now. And a lot of people have way to much at stake.
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>>14350027
unf
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>>14350037
>And a lot of people have way to much at stake.
Explain.
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Did you finish fapping to that one thing you bookmared yet?
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>>14350048
I've never bookmarked porn
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>>14350024
How many times does this need to be said. No.
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>>14350048
No, never.
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>>14350048
no, because the porn in my browser history is way better
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Would pony like yakisoba?
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>>14350048
>bookmared
unf
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>>14350048
No.

http://i.imgur.com/Upq40mT.jpg
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>>14350073
>noodles on a sandwich
pony is so silly sometimes
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>>14350085
It'd make more sense in their world actually considering they don't eat meat
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Do you guys remember 2004? Good times. Those were the times I used to make fun of MLP.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu2vj-X16-k
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>>14350085
>noodles
I got bad news for you
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>>14350047
People have poured hours of their lives and thousands of dollars into it. It's like when you've lost so much money at the casino the only thing that makes sense is to keep playing.

Then there's the people who's livelihoods depend on things. Stuff like Seth and EqD. All the people who run the cons. Not to mention that there's a serious number of people who have the show as the only reason they bother to get out of bed in the morning.
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I need something to fap to Applejack..
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>>14350115
>here's a serious number of people who have the show as the only reason they bother to get out of bed in the morning.

>that depressing feel
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>>14350124
if you say so
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>>14350100
>Eat
>Meat.
Y-You mean humans eat meat?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFpYX9cp-k
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>>14350128
I am 100% expecting at least one suicide when the show ends.
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>>14350144
From MLPG or the fandom?
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>>14350048
But anon the last thing I booked mark was a story about a reluctant,prudish and straightedge anon being turned into a slutty stoner griffon.
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>>14350149
The fandom in general.
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>>14350149
Hopefully a popularfag here.
We could use less attentionwhores here.
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>>14350131
Shh, sh.

Come here little pony. Just let me have a...little...nibble.
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>>14350131
You know it it really did bother the ponies that much I would give up meat to live in Equestria. And I love meat.
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>>14350163
That I didn't finish
and probably never will
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>>14350163
What

where
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>>14350172
Not to mention so-called contributors.
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>>14350185
>And I love meat.
Course you do MLPG
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>>14350185
Yeah fuck that shit. Good luck living a healthy life with no meat what-so-ever in your diet.
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>>14350195
see
>>14350189
I didn't finish it and I'm getting more preoccupied with programming and finding the right parts for my new PC
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>>14350197
Especially the ones who bitched and whined until they got on the who's who.
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>>14350218
Which just confounds me. It's a directory not a hall of fame.
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>>14350214
I don't care if you did or didn't finish it, I want to see what you came up with before you quit

Archive link pls

or at least some keywords or phrases I can archive dive on to find it myself if you posted it in the general
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>>14350204
You can have a healthy diet in a modern world without meat. Where do you live where you don't have access to a large enough variety of fruit/vegetables to make a complete diet? Meat is still delicious and I'd never give up eating it though.
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>>14350244
I didn't post it yet and also it's on pastebin.
I'll probably post it later today.
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>>14350231
Tell that to the attention whores who saw it as the holy grail of attention.
Every name you see without a link on it in the who's who needs to get removed, they are not artists, or writers. They are nothing but petty attention whores that only kill MLPG with their drama.
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+1 mayor mare smut
http://i.imgur.com/lE04534.png

i'm very rusty at horse drawing
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>>14350218
>recommended people
>never asked but still got listed
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>>14350279
wow
lewd
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>>14349736
I like imagining typewriter sounds while watching this .gif.
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>>14350279
holy jesus unf
was not expecting that
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>>14350279
#wowza
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>>14350279
Wait shit
is that
Dovne?
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>>14350265
oh
alright

I'd appreciate a pastebin link now since I dunno if I'll be on later today and that sounds pretty good
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>>14350279
holy unf batmare
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>>14350303
u win a gold star
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>>14350279
So that's how she got elected.
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>>14350279
yowza wowza dat all of that
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>>14350311
H-hi there.
oh gosh
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>>14350328
Who's this by? It looks like it was done by crayon chewer
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>>14350328
why're you "oh gosh"ing at me, goodness

>>14350342
Grindtime drew dat
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>>14350342
http://cocoa-bean-loves-fluttershy.tumblr.com/post/60585818441/shy-flutter-by-grind
Google's your friend. Mostly.
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>>14350231
Like you are one to talk.
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>Warlords of Draenor
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Pony doesn't really like to be cuddled, we can still fuck.
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>>14350255
Yeah, as long as you have plenty of supplements on hand in pill form.
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>>14350369
Fine by me.
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>>14350369
I'm out.
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>>14350369
how about this
pony fucks me then we cuddle
is that good enough?
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>>14350355
>>14350352
Thank you
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>>14350369
What kind of pony doesn't like being cuddled?
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>>14350369
Pony doesn't like post-fuck cuddles?
What if I suddenly collapse and she has to cuddle me back to life?
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>>14350364
I don't understand the text but I would cuddle the fuck out of that human in her cute pajamas
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>>14350387
>Use aluminum baking sheets.
Balls in your court, Juggalos.
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>>14350231
>>14350290
>Attention whoring.
>And circlejerking.
Why the fuck are you even posting with a trip?
Did either of those posts have drawings you just made?
No?
I thought not. Why don't you fuck off back into your circle jerk with the rest of the piss we seem to have had invade us.
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>>14350305
I'm lying about the fic, I'm just gauging for reaction to see whether or not I should actually write it
I'll probably write about become a slutty stoner mare, since I'm more familiar with slutty mare transformation
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>>14350434
You could just filter everyone.

>the piss
Oh, you're one of THOSE
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>>14350401
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>>14350364
Is it wrong that I want to play with those titties until she dislocates my jaw?
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>>14350435
well then, consider me successfully rused

I'm both a fan of the stoner gryphon idea and the slutty mare idea

Ideally you would write both but I think we both know that's going to happen


Best of luck on whatever you do decided to write!
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>>14350435
>Drugs.
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QUICK MLPG

COME UP WITH A SYNOPSIS FOR THE MOST DISTURBING/FEELS EPISODE OF MLP:FIM
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>>14350457
>not doing drugs
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>>14350435
God damn it, Anon. That's a dirty trick.
But regardless, you have at least two people wanting this.
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>>14350458
what if all the other ponies were different and Twilight Sparkle was the only one that noticed the change
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>shitposter bridage is here
Good night mlpg.
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>>14350457
Who do you think is writing this?
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>>14350434
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>>14350453
I would never stop playing with those titties.
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:^)
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>>14350467
Night. Love you anon.
Come back soon
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>>14350458

equestria isn't real
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>>14350448
>Oh, you're one of THOSE
One of what, Sentential? Someone who calls shit for what it is? He is nothing but an attention whore at this rate, he isn't posting art, he is just pretending that MLPG is his chat room. At least when similar attention whores do it, they post a picture.
But no, he is on the same levels as Jessey and rch.
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>>14350434

y-you too
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>>14350490
Hi NBS
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>>14350490
>Sentential
what
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>>14350490
fuck off anon
cosmo was answering questions about the who's who which he wrote
he has a right to give his opinion on it and defended it.
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>>14350493
>Gilda will never give you a footjob while sitting behind and sitting a bong right in front of you
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I want to talk to you about ponies.
Filly ponies.
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>>14350510
>He was just talking about the pillar of attention whores, which he wrote.

He needs to remove over half of them to make it accurate/not insulting to actual contributors.
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>>14350493
>Gilda will never shove her sweaty paws in your face between bong hits
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>>14350524
only filly worth mentioning
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I need the daily dose playlist.
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>>14350524
How would you feel about seeing another flashback to the main 6 when they were younger? Maybe get a little insight into what it was like for RD and FS back in flight school, or what it was like for TS studying under Celestia.
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>>14350533
What about Diamond Tiara?
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>>14350524
What about Filly ponies?
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>>14350513
Armor anon what happened. From defender of justice and the upholder of the law to fetish depraved, drug loving foot fetish enthusiast
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http://derpibooru.org/463401
>pony religious fanart
Fuck, it really is as bad as the sonic fandom
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>>14350537
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D80ZP_c4MuI
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Which pony is most?
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>>14350543
does she have a million goddamn ribbons

no?

then i think the answer is obvious
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>>14350549
peace was never an option
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>>14350549
Religious fanart is everywhere
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>>14350532
>she will never sit on your face after you just ripped a huge hit, temporarily suffocating you in a haze of her griffon musk and cannabis smoke
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>>14350549
>http://derpibooru.org/420215
>artist:pewdie-pinkiepie

he

heheheh
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>>14350556
1 tiara is worth some incredibly high number of ribbons, like a googolplex of them.
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>>14350533
I dunno, this one is pretty sweet.

>>14350544
I think they should get a good episode
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>>14350561
I had no idea Mexicans watched pony.
Let alone mix OC's like this.
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>>14350549
People have the right to believe whatever they want to believe and they want to draw ponies with Jesus Christ then that's completely up to them.

Not to mention's there's always religious fanart, I'm surprising more people don't complain about Jewish dash.
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>>14350549
Religious people on their own are a lot like bronies, except much more desperate on the Internet, since next to no one gives a shit about them at all.
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Pony insists on going to chipotle for dinner
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>>14350573
But they did get one callled Ponyville Chronicle
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Do the thing with the thing, please
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>>14350580
it was a joke you dumb fucking horse
subway honored the fake coupons anyway
but fine, we can go get a fucking burrito
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Someone should draw this, but with panka poe
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>>14350545
I always had a foot fetish.
The drug thing, I don't know.
Maybe it's the sexual arousal+depiction of drugs that did it.
>>
u-unf
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>>14350572
i dont believe in currency exchange. ribbons is ribbons, and tiaras is garbage

>>14350586
not my favorite thing in the world
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>>14350586
There are both better and worse things out there
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>>14350502
Please.
Don't tell me you are going to try to defend the attention whores. You are better then that, MLPG.
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>>14350586
>>14350590
I find both of these equally repulsive in very different ways

I would appreciate it if you would both agree to never post images like this in the general again, but I'll understand if you don't stop
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>>14350599
Oh, hey, I've seen your name floating around in the dedlist I think

Also Diamond Tiara was declared best filly a long time ago.
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>>14350591
Pony wants the quesadilla wrapped burrito with sofritas and tortilla chips with guacamole
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>>14350604
You do realize one of them is a spoilered link to tumblr?
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>>14350603
How is your brain damage today?
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>>14350613
alright, that sounds delicious
Let's go
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>>14350564
UNF
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>>14350613
>tfw only place on campus that is 24/7 is McDonalds
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>>14350617
The end result of both is an image I would rather never see again

I'm not a censorshipfag so I'm not going to report either, and I'm not going to throw a fit if they show up again
I'm just stating my preferences and leaving it at that
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>>14350613
Pony is a fat ass
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Pony wants to know if she's still lovable after a hard break-up with the last stallion she lived with.
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>>14350613
>quesarito

i will find you

>>14350610
the hell is a dedlist
diamond tiara is shit ever since that newspaper episode, imo
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>>14350629
Mewball pls
learn to cook
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>>14350618
Apparently far less severe then yours, the one who is defending attention whores and circle jerking.
Makes sense, considering you probably come from Ponychan or some shit that encourages tat shit.
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What a stretchy pony
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>>14350633
>Not pure
No.
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Pony is up late and lonely.
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>>14350630

>he doesn't like Sweetie Belle
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>>14350590
Staring up from beneath the overhang of the brow is a classic look of intrigue.

But it doesn't work when the eyes are flat.
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>>14350636
Oh, never mind, I must have just seen someone mention you in passing...

>you like NTR
I'm not going to say anything...
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sometimes I wonder about all the unfs that get posted in these threads

like, is there actually some anon popping a boner somewhere everytime, or is it just people being silly, or what
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>>14350664
And of course I forgot my pic.
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>>14350646
Swing and a miss. And for the record I do know how to cook.
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>>14350666
sexually aroused

Like every time I see that pic of Gilda smoking, and the one with her smoking and having sweaty paws
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>>14350662
Pony Sweetie Belle is alright
Even mutant EqG Sweetie Belle is okay

that thing is neither
don't even pretend like it is
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>>14350651

Not Ben Stiller, your posting patterns give you away you know...
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>>14350666
It's a little bit of everything, Satin.
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Gentlemen, I have finished a second bowl of some pretty remarkable stuff in as many days.

Which pone would into recreational drugs?
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>>14350655

Pony says she shares a lot of insecurities in common with you and wants a hug and maybe watch a movie with you.
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>>14350629
>not subbing to Mailed Food

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT_-Ud8p03s
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>>14350686
twily
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>>14350686
>you will never get high with anxietyshy
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>>14350686
>tfw I remember that post.
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>>14350675
I know what it means, it's just hard to believe everyone's so perpetually turned on around here

then again, I guess that's what supplements do to you

>>14350679
yeah I guess
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>>14350695
Someone have that pic of Twilight getting mad at Spike for drinking coffee?
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>>14350666
a good portion of the time I already have a boner when I post unf at something
but I do appreciate you guys helping me along
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>>14350675
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>>14350689
I've thought about doing something like this during exam period when the libraries are open 24/7 and crowded with people studying. Go around the library taking orders from people, charge a low flat rate like $1 or $2 on top of the cost, and then go buy the food for them and bring it back.
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>>14350665
NTR is good porn, yo

>>14350666
the unf to a sexy thing on here is a equal to an upvote on reddit
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>>14350666
I sometimes unf to be silly, but there's a LOT that I fap to that other's won't.
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>>14350719
well, I guess we all know what >>14350675 will be doing now.
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>>14350676

Sure thing, brah
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>>14350677
>Implying i'm NBS.
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>>14350696
I want to hate you, but I fetishized drugs now and to an extent, smokers.
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>>14350590
I think it would work better with eyebrows but its pretty neat
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Pony wants you to help her pick out the collar.
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>>14350727
Like what?
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>>14350666
I say unf when I see something that would arouse me, whether I'm hard or not.

I usually capitalize it when I'm fapping to it.
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>>14350664
>>14350670

You bring up a good point, man. I thought the same thing as I was drawing it. The only real solution I can think of is it fully render it. But I suck at paintin'. Worth a try though, right?
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>>14350725
>NTR is good

i-if you say so...
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>>14350739
man, I don't even have a fetish for it
I just want to chill out and smoke weed with yellowquiet
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>>14350743
I could never into bondage because I can't trust anyone that much.
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>>14350744
Do you want a list?
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What if tiny ponies lived in your walls like mice?

Also they never talked to you or let you touch them.
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beb
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>>14350758
It would be helpful to illustrate how much weird shit MLPG faps to, yes.

I'm betting there's a lot of overlap between anons.
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>>14350754
Well I did and now I can't help to fantasize about being a stoner and being immediately disgusted with myself.
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>>14350788
Not to sound like the stereotypical stoner, but you really do need to chill out

Relax, man
it might do you some good!
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>>14350785

beb +1
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>>14350788
Dude, it's fine. A rare toke with friends does not a stoner make.

>>14350754
My nigga. Think she'd be more relaxed?
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>>14350677
You don't know shit.
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>>14350783
Better call the exterminator.
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>>14350801
beb^2 - 4dedqeq
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>>14350783
so i would only see them at night if i left crumbs on the floor?

>>14350802
i'd feel like she'd be laughing more. but just a bit
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>>14350822
Counts as more relaxed in my book. What about Twilight?
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>>14350814
A(1-1*V)/3
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Time for bed Anonymous.
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>>14350827
I don't think she'd take it too well, unfortunately
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>>14350783
You are overestimating some of the mouse there. Get a few golden ring and bam!
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>>14350827
she'd be telling you everything she's feeling because "she never does this" and "wants to know if it seems like it's working"
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>>14350838
>>14350841
so, total newbie.

what about after some practice?
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>>14350814

what
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>>14350846
>she's exactly the same but now she's doing it because she wants to be sure you're on her level
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>>14350822
>Another namefag attention whoring it up.
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>>14350859
That's the bit where you distract her by licking her horn.
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>>14350814
bebded^2+pepded+qeq=0
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>>14350862
and take a bite

>>14350860
still. still attention whoring it up
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>>14350860

NBS pls go
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>>14350866
>biting a horn
why.png
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>>14350866

What happens if you bite a unicorn's horn? Does it spark?
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>>14350854
>that gif

Great, now I've got BIRRY stuck in my head
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>>14350802
>Friends
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>>14350854
>not recognizing a portion of the quadratic formula
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>>14350867
Let me hold the door open for you, whiteknight.
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HEY HEY EVERYBODY
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>>14350885
>watching pone
>not having friends
dyewts, anon? MAKE SOME FRENS
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>>14350900

Back to tumblr you go
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>>14350905
>>>/reddit/
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>>14350905
I'm sure your attentionwhoring would be better accepted on your home planet.
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>>14350913
>>14350914

We've hit the metasphere of shitposting
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>>14350903
I don't know how to.
I don't go to school and that's the primary way people my age makes friends.
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>>14350860
>he's stealing all the attention away from my shitposting!
The only people who care about people "attention whoring" are the ones trying to attention whore themselves

Now call me RCH or Sentenal or something, you know it's true
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buzz buzz buzzword
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I want a pony for sexual
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>>14350925
make some online frens then

heck by posting here you're already halfway
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>>14350922
I'm going to be honest
MLPG's little circle of contributor shitposting has nothing on reddit's
They have subreddits dedicated to drama spawned from arguments on the meta-drama subreddits

they have reached an absurd level of meta-shit that we could never hope to attain

they have trolls trolling trolls who troll the trolls trolling trolls

it's both beautiful and the dumbest thing I've ever seen
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>>14350933
buzz~
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>>14350936
pick me! pick me!
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>>14350936
here you go

>>14350925
then go to school
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>>14350960
Which pony are you?

>>14350964
Fuck off Ross.
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Don't you get it?
It's all a conspiracy
They're all out to get you
The ATTENTION WHORES
Look not to the namefags, the contributors, the server-owners but among us!
We harbor the parasite of attention whores, hiding among our innocent and cutting the muscles of our society through simple words and simple thoughts!
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>>14350960
Lyra please
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>>14350968
just a cute little OC pony that you may or may recognize

A pretty pegasus, if that's relevant!
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>>14350968
Whichever you'd want me to~
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my instincts tell me life shouldn't be this horrible
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>>14350950
That sounds interesting to watch, like a burning building would.
Have any examples to gawk at?
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Blue Steel
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>>14350969
it's like I'm on /pol/
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>>14350977
To be honest, I'd probably fuck that OC pony Cotton Candy.

If it wasn't from /mlp/, that is.
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>>14350983
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>>14350930
And face it, child.

I do a much better job.
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Check out what I just got MLPG, a limited edition gold Rainbow Dash! You can look, but she's not for trade.
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>>14350994
google brings up nothing

>>14350979
life isn't horrible. you just have to change your standards.

when your standards are low, everything is amazing
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>>14350983
I like it
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>>14351013
>He got a re-colored Derpy.
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>>14350980
The core of the drama is at /r/subredditdrama,
r/subredditdramadrama is for arguments that erupt there

If you're not familiar with "Shit Reddit Says" then nothing I say can really prepare you for their mindset, but /r/srssucks is place that is most obviously against them

/r/gunsarecool is fun because the head mod is stone-cold retarded and can't resist trying to invade other subs and spread his hoplophobia throughout the rest of the site, but don't try to post in /r/GRC until you've scored a bunch of reddit points or he'll auto-ban you
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>>14350983
pretty damn good/10
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>>14350983
Such a cutie. The brows really do make it.
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>>14350983 (You)
I know it's popular for the general to shit on you, but you really are one of the best artists here.
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>>14350983
Actually trying/10
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>>14351028
I wish rebbit to leave.
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>>14351045
>(You)
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>>14351045
do people actually type out the (you) to make the people they're replying to look dumb or is there some kind of rogue 4chan addon that actually adds that to posts?
I've never had that problem before (not that I samefag often)
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>>14350983
>An actual artist posting art.
Amazing, when you consider most of the "contributors" here just treat MLPG as a chat room.
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Why are you still here
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>>14351013
You opened it, that shit's not even mint condition now.
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>>14351045
he's pretty good, but his designs were terrible.

>>14350983
#1 piece of art great job good going cool man
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>>14351060
I stay for the free dicks.
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>>14351028
>entire boards for petty two-person arguements
>reddit points
>auto bans
Wait what
jesus christ reddit is fucked
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>>14351060
It used to be fun around here
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>>14351053
He's doing it to be retarded. There's nothing that does that.
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>>14351060
Only thread with content I like that's active 24/7. During the day I split time between here and /hoc/
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>>14351049
If it makes you feel better, I only browse that site when I'm at work because 4chan is blocked and evading the filter isn't worth getting fired
I try to avoid engaging the community itself

>>14351068
every submission and comment has the potential to earn reddit points (known as "karma")
Each subreddit is moderated by whoever started it, and anyone can commission a bot to do the heavy lifting for them (although as far as I know, /r/GrC's mod does everything manually because he's that dedicated and that crazy)
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>>14351080
you people baffle me sometimes
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>>14351060
I don't really know anymore

it used to be ponies and fetishes, but now there's barely either of those
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>>14351060
i still hope to make frens with some of the contributors
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>>14351090
This is exactly the reason no one goes to reddit. All you do is talk about shit no one cares about.
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>>14351112
1) lots of people go to reddit
2) we talk about lots shit that no one cares about here

I don't understand the point you're trying to make
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>>14351060
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>>14351019
>>14351034
>>14351035
>>14351045
>>14351046
>>14351055
>>14351066

Well... this wasn't the response I was expecting. It's all... positive and shit.
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>>14351114

What an ugly oc
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>>14351104
You ponies confound me sometimes.
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Don't forget to turn your clocks back.
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>>14351135
>ponies
>ever
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>>14351060
sometimes people post smut and talk about fetishes and other times people talk about cute ponies and post pictures of said ponies and their interpretations
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>>14351133
>Ross in charge of not posting to himself.
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>>14351110
>trying to get contributors to even reply to you when you aren't an established contributor yourself
good fucking luck, they only care about what they can get from you and that isnt shitposting, that's just how most people are.
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>>14351137
But I'm so sleepy
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>>14351146
Still better than >ponoes.
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>>14351127
Lots of people like to insert hot tar into their anus but you don't see people talking about it.

Pretty sure there's a ven-diagram consisting of reddit users and the fact above that overlay on a chart.
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>>14351114
I think it's cute.

also tonight I bought a pony dog tag. I got princess luna. Does that mean i'm the princess of the night?
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>>14351137
4chan tells me that it's 1 AM again.

is this the fapping hour?
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>>14351163
perhaps the same can be said of all anons
but enough talk
have at you
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>>14351170
>Lots of people like to insert hot tar into their anus
[Citation Needed]
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>>14351181
It's bonus hour. Do something you wouldn't normally do.
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>tfw Gypsy is ded
>tfw LK is ded
>tfw the podcast is ded
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>>14351187
If this place has taught me anything it's that whatever it is, someone somewhere finds it attractive.
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>>14351175
It means you have a dog tag with Luna on it.
Duh.
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>>14351200
Why is Batpony shedding its tongue?
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>>14351202

They picked the dumbest time to try and kick it off.

Late hiatus? Wait for new season.
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>>14351133
rest in piece Ross, died of compliments
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>>14351205
>tfw no one will ever find you attractive
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>>14351202
I wanted to contribute to that but I have nothing interesting to say and I'm pretty sure my voice is awful

too bad it never got off the ground
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>>14351200
>batponies
PennJillette.jpg

>>14351060
because i don't have homework for once
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>>14351133
You drew something that looked nice, it happens.
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>>14351202
>Wanted to be a guest.
>To never be invited back again.
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>>14351240
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOR537ZSu54
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>>14351137
>check clock
>2 am
>smoke some weed
>check clock
>1:47 am
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Have you prayed to der Mutter today, MLPG?
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>>14351269
because people are awful
just ignore it and pray it doesn't impact your life in a meaningful way
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>>14351175
I like his swaying gut.
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>>14351269
insert Einstein quote here
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>>14351268
>der
>for a feminine noun
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>>14351276
It's a shame he turned into 0r02.0
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>>14351269
Just accept that the 2010s are loaded with weird shit that doesn't make sense. It makes things a lot easier.

Now let us, a bunch of 18-25yo guys watch some My Little Pony.
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>>14351269
Because even fat people should have the freedom to enjoy things without being told to stop being fat all the time. And that's okay.

It's the fitshamers and the "health at every size" faggots that rustle my Germans.
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>>14351269
on the of chance that one decides to eat you. better safe than sorry
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>>14351256
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcykZBZKJw
Still far, far more entertaining to watch.
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>>14351284
i could do without the hyper-edgy 0r0 persona but i can deal with it when it's all tiny and cute
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Ponies fur is the consistency of steel wool, and the shorter hairs act like cheese graters. Do you still want to cuddle?
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>>14351175
You also thought the rape babies were cute
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>>14351269
Because bullying fat people isn't "for their own good," it's just bullying.
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>>14351269
You were looking at the comment section of this pic, weren't you?
https://derpibooru.org/463226?scope=scpebffe5608ec93e78d5224770ccd35a61913a934d7
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>>14351303
You can deal all you want, he became a total fuck with an OC that will literally rape what is in his path.
Not even GG is as bad.
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>>14351315
>not large.jpg

I've spent too much time here today
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>>14351314
But if you don't then you have shit like Fat Acceptance telling people it's okay to weigh 350 pounds.
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>>14350983

It's amazing how much the eyebrows add to this. Good show.
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>>14351321
but that's not the best option for their health. you'd figure they would realize this, whether or not it was 'accepted'.

>>14351316
what are you guys referring to?
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>>14351269
>this many replies
Yes Pinkie, tell Twilight we really are replying
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>>14351320
it was large.jpeg and it was this post over here: >>14347356


and yes, we've probably been spending too much time here today
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>>14351314
It still motivates them to lose weight, and that is good for them. The end doesn't justify the means, but in this case means are more often than not just words, and words don't hurt anyone, plus if there's no bullying of fats, then you have all this crap with them hopping on the LGBTQQ/PCfag bandwagon
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I'd fuck this pony
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>>14351315
As much as I like thick Rarity, this is a bit much for me, it just doesn't seem healthy.

Nice face though, and I'm sure she's a nice person.
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>>14351341
You realize this argument makes about as much sense as telling depressed people "just be happy" right?
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>>14351333
>what are you guys referring to?
Lemonfuck and 0r0 both post images of their OC's raping other characters.

Oh, sorry "fucking" other artists characters.
Whether they wanted it or not.
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>>14351358
>your OC will never get artraped
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haha I saw this comming miles away
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>>14351341
>words don't hurt anyone
This is wrong. Words damage self esteem. If someone can't control their weight, that's a personal failing, but it doesn't mean they deserve to feel bad all the time. We all have personal failings.
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>>14351355
I don't think the two are comparable at all, one is chemistry imbalance in your mind, the other is eating a lot. Being fat can be the result of mental issues, but it's not always such.
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Next poster will become a pretty mare.
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>>14351376
is it me? is it me!?
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Rarity is not a slut
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>>14351375
Shit, you're right. Being fat is all about eating too much.
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>>14351381
you're goddamn right
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>>14351385
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

are you trying to imply that calories in != calories out?
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>>14351380
Congratulations, you have become this randomly chosen mare.
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>>14351387
>A slit being posted by an attention whore.

Tell me more.
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>>14351387
Rarity is not a slut

she is a double-slut
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>>14351381
What are "Things no one will ever say"?
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>>14351396
fucking finally!

You have no idea how long I've been applying to transition!
Oh man, I had a speech written up and everything but I can't even find it!
Oh whatever, I'm gonna go fuck all the humans!
Stallions and mares too!
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>>14351393
he's implying that there's more to being fat than just eating too much. shit like not enough nutrients in food, genetics playing a part in fat distribution or whatever the hell that is. i dunno, i'm a nutritionist

>>14351401
>>14351404
you are both the wrongest human beings on earth
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>>14351410
She's a slut you fucking retard.
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>>14351410
triple-slut
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>>14351410
>the wrongest human beings on earth

I want to challenge this.
You are an attention whore.
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>>14351408
Sorry Anonymous, but as part of the transition, your body doesn't have any sexual organs or urges. You will however find having your mane brushed, getting your ears scritched, and getting petted just as satisfactory.
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>>14351430
well fuck

I've made a lot of promises though, so there's still going to be a lot of dicksucking going on

I just hope there are pretty dresses involved as well, otherwise I don't know WHAT I'm gonna do but it's not gonna be good
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>>14351420
she does not fuck people for money or status, if that's what you're referring to.
she knows how to do just enough to get what she needs from men without degrading herself
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>>14351438
>Still posting with a name.
>In MLPG.
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>>14351438
infi-slut
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>>14351440
I wish I had the courage to post with a name on
every time someone calls me "anon" my heart breaks
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>>14351432
Yiffer
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>>14351432
>tfw waking up 2 hours early
>mfw realizing how good I have it, because I'm waking up this early because I wanted to and not because I have a job
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>>14351438
Why would that make her any less of a slut?
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>>14351443
cheer up, anonymous.
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>>14351440
Get used to it.
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>>14351448
that's even worse!
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>>14351440
You sure are doing a stellar job of convincing him to remove it.
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>>14351440
>>14351422
okay you caught me. good job internet policeman! here's your ice-cream prize!
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WHERE DA WHITE PONIES AT?
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>>14351434
Keep in mind that this pony body is uniquely flexible, and can contort to many different positions.
Yes you will receive two complimentary dresses.
Genitals and libido may be repurchased at a later date if you wish.
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>>14351457
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>>14351445
I used to wake up 3 hours before i needed to when i had a job this summer.
Now i'm waking up at 10, because i can.
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>>14351455
>gaytime
pfhahaha

>>14351457
Here.
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>>14351455

Those are fucking delicious.

Someone draw a pony whose coat is made out of it.
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>>14351453
Oh Nony. You're so silly.
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>>14351438
Well she does sell suck dick for quarters. This is canon.
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>>14351440
Calm your tits, anon.
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>>14351460
I'm not colored like her, am I?
I'd like to save up to buy my genitals, but if I'm going to be an ugly pony I might have to buy some dye first
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>>14351470
i don't read the comics
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>>14351452
I shouldn't have to, tripfags and namefags post here only for contributing, not chumming around.
>>14351454
Would be doing better if MLPG hadn't turned into Ponychan,
>>14351455
Go fuck yourself RCH.
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>>14351461
Who is smug? I can't see anyone fucking any ponies in that picture.
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>>14351466
That's pretty lame too
it makes me think you're mixing me up with hotglueanon!
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>>14351478
>not reading the comics
That's so stupid.
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>>14351479
No they don't.
Get used to it.
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>>14351485
>Posts trixie
you're worse than HGA
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>>14351489
oh noooooo
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as soon as he said "[some kind of insult] RCH" to someone who explicitly WASNT RCH that should have tipped you off that you shouldnt reply to him.
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>>14351479
>I shouldn't have to, tripfags and namefags post here only for contributing, not chumming around.

Too bad the only thing you're able to do about it is bitch and moan.
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>>14351473
Oh fuck off, faggot.
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Why are you responding?
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>>14351475
You're already a very pretty pony, but recoloring and restyling will cost you a bit.
If you want, we can reroll your body, but be forced to lock it from there.
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>>14351496
>You.
>Commenting about being a useless fuck.

Really?!
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Christ, it is freezing.

I could go for a nice warm pony right about now.
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>>14351487
if something in the comics gets mentioned in the show, i'll go back and read it then.
until that happens, i see the comics as inconsequential, like one of those e-z reading books for toddlers and not canon
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>>14351507
>Hurr I close my ears and lalala it didn't happen IT'S NOT CANON!"
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Does pone look like she knows what a jay peg is?
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>>14351503
I have wings, right?
That's really all I need
I mean, I'd prefer a small, taut marebody but as long as I have wings and at least a moderately-agreeable color scheme I should be alright
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I FOUND HUMAN APPLE BLOOM!

http://images.4chan.org/cgl/src/1383346689585.jpg
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what a horrible night to be on MLPG
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>>14351507
Oh man. We can't be friends now.
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>>14351475
anon...that pony offers up some interesting possibilites with her athletic abilities.
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>>14351523
She looks terrible
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>>14351454
WHOA THERE BUCKO
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>>14351519
she knows what a jpegasus is though
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>>14351495
>>14351502
He's been shitting it up in here for the past 2 hours. I don't think not responding can work.
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>>14351526
What a horrible idea to make this reference 3 days after Halloween.
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>>14351530
don't get me wrong, I do envy her flexibility
but stiffness is something that can be trained away, ugliness requires special help
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>>14351522
You do indeed have wings.
Congratulations on the win, and enjoy your life of pony luxury!
We hope to see you soon!
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>>14351505
Oh sure you can have a couple of these
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>>14351519
>jay peg
>LMJ being pegged
yuck
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>>14351518
>>14351528
I'm just saying, if the going-ons in the comic don't have relevance to the plot/story of the show, then I don't think it's worth looking at. You guys don't read Schoolastic books, do you? Probably for that same reason.
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I wonder if I keep following the SJW tumblrs and watching their videos I'll become an SJW.
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>>14351541
-,-
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>>14351538
Yes it will. The problem is that people are responding.
If nobody responds, they get bored.
Just filter him. Even if he keeps posting for days before getting bored it won't matter.

HGA too would eventually get irritated enough at not getting his daily attention that he'd at least drop his name.
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>>14351549
I heard if you eat a lot of carrots you'll become a carrot
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>>14351547
>I am far too educated to be bothered by the comic.
>I tip my fedora to you, and pray one day you will reach euphoria and understand.
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>>14351543
woohoo!
Who wants a pony blowjob!?

>>14351551
don't even act like you find her color scheme attractive
I don't want to be rude but facts are facts
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>>14351538
He's been at it like this for months.
This place has a tendency to attract individuals with serious mental problems and an abundance of free time.
NBS, this faggot, that one guy who lives off the government and shitposts about drugs, etc.
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Seriously, why would someone impersonate me?
I have no reputation
I'm not a "popularfag"
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>>14351557
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>>14351547
If that's your prerogative whatever. But I still feel like your missing out on some great stuff.
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>>14351561
you were posting with a name without a tripcode
reputation or no, anon craves an identity to use and you gave it away like it was nothing
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>>14351561
Because you do absolutely nothing. You have a name on only to get your daily attention and be recognized for doing absolutely nothing.
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>>14351547
I understand the official books, but the comics? They're about on the same level as the show even if you only watch it for cute art.
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>>14351544
Those ponies don't look very warm...
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>>14351560
It's nice to see someone else realises this and that I am not infact going crazy.
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>>14351580
TOO BAD
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YOU KNOW IT'S JUST /b/read 2.0 NOW RIGHT?
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>>14351316
But GG has a self-insert OC whose only purpose is to fuck everyone too. He's no better. MLPG just clings to him because he's "one of us".
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>>14351572

You. I like you, anon.

Who are you?
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>>14351574
What is it, Dash?
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>>14351561
>I do nothing to contribute to MLPG.
>I post with a name, and draw attention to myself.
>WHY ARE PEOPLE ATTACKING ME!?!
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>>14351564
right attitude about it

>>14351556
wrong attitude. not saying that the comic is for retards or doodoo heads, just that it is less of a priority for me to get in to.
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>>14351563
uh, that was me too
I'm starting to think I might have a problem?
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>>14351587
At least there are ponies.
/b/read hasn't really been pony since 2011.
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>>14351592
I'm not dumb enough to answer that!
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>>14351593
Could you go any faster MLPG? I've got things to do!
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>>14351561
which program did you use to generate your trip
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>>14351557
i think she is pretty, but, i have been told i have horrible horrible tastes on more then one occasion

>>14351561
why would you care?
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>>14351604
Dash, it's 2 in the morning.
We're doing the best we can here.
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Hi guys =)
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Pony's butt fell off
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>>14351621
Fucker
You made me check
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>>14351612
>those hips
>that everything

holy overunf
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>>14351621
I'll go get the model glue.
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>>14351620
don't get my hopes up

Ross is too shitty to actually put on a name
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>>14351604
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>>14351619
well do it faster
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>>14351620
God dammit Ross

Get better at No Time To Explain!
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>>14351628
I don't know which of those ponies I want to fuck more
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>>14351640
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>>14351495
He is obviously RCH trying to get more attention.
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>>14351578
From what I've seen of the comic, a lot of the content stems from ideas that were unexplored in the cartoon, but my hope is that they may address those things at some time in the show, like Nightmare Moon coming back. She took over Rarity or something, in the comic? But she's supposed to return in season 4. If that's not addressed in the show, it would almost be like it never happened at all, right?
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What would the 5 others do if they found out that they were part of Twilight's conspiracy to rule the world?
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>>14351640
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>>14351595
We'll if you ever do feel like giving it a shot, I recommend the Rarity or Pinkie micros. They felt like pretty solid episodes to me.
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>>14351642
see
>>14350997

>>14351621
>>14351628
gas pedal, gas pedal
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>>14351647
>this post
No one is this much of an idiot, no one.
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>>14351643
whichever one likes taking it up the butt more
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>>14351650
>But she's supposed to return in season 4.
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>>14351653
They'd shitpost about her and impersonate her on the internet
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>>14351653
Play their part or get reduced to dust like the rest
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>>14351603

Would you be the little filly, the slutty mare or the bold stallion or a zebra?
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>>14351673
Holy fuck that pony is so smug
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>>14351669
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3zr6Z_c0MA
End of the season 4 teaser from Comic-Con
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>>14351673
If Twilight is so tough why couldn't she beat a cockatrice?
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>>14351620

I would like it if Ross posted with a name on because then we could have an actual conversation for a change.

Sorry I'm not part of the hivemind where it's cool to hate him because he said one thing one time you didn't agree with.
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>>14351665
>Muh blinders.
Face it, he's an attention whore, even bad attention is food for him.
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>>14351682
not that anon, but if i could choose
i'd be the little colt
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>>14351685
None smugger
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>>14351696
Especially bad attention is food for these people.
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>>14351688
You...
You did NOT just link a flashback and try to tell me that Nightmare Moon is an antagonist in S4...
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>>14351682
Slutty mare, obviously
If that's not an option then subby stallion, slutty colt or little filly are all okay choices
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>>14351696
He put's googly eyes on pony toys. He doesn't shitpost gratuitously nonstop like you do.

Face it, no one gives a shit about your crusade and only care about how much you are ruining the thread
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>>14351708
has it been confirmed as a flashback? like, did twilight go back in time to see the first time Luna turned into NMM?
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Anyone know if there are any torrents of season 1 in MPEG-4 format?
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>>14351704
This one can be pretty damn smug
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>>14351692
>because he said one thing one time you didn't agree with.

>America only nuked two cities.
>I don't understand why people don't trust them.
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>>14351703

Would you be the little colt dressed in girly clothes and then have your mane brushed and join this anon's tea party?
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>>14351729
>Rainbow Dash
>anywhere near as smug as Princess Twilight Sparkle
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>>14351692
it's hardly "one thing one time."
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>>14351726
You could just convert it from h264 that is on yayponies, but piratebay might have something.
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>>14351735

That is a false parallel.
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>>14351737
yes
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>>14351596
Don't be silly. Now get down here, you beautiful mare, you.
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>>14351726
>>14351748
Nevermind, found it

Good ol' Pirate Bay. May it never die.
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>>14351738
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>>14351723
>>14351723
I think it was implied that Twilight kinda stood in for Celestia as Luna went full "Fuck you" to her sister.
Kinda why she looked as shocked as she did.
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>>14351718
In case you haven't noticed, he's ruining the thread on purpose. He doesn't really care about thread quality, quite the opposite in fact. This is the same guy who blew half a grand on a year-long banner linking to the sub.
He's little more than a particularly obsessive shitposter and by replying to him you're playing right into his hands.
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>>14351668
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>>14351755
You got it, boss

Just be sure to make >>14351754 feel like a champ, alright?
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>>14351768
and yet there's no pictures of her doing so.
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>>14351754

Tea or sugar, little miss anon? Oh, dear you seem a bit uncomfortable. I hope there's nothing bothering you... you sure are wiggling a lot... should I take the tape off your mouth first?
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>>14351760
rewatching the clip, yeah, that does seem to be the case. so there's probably room for dialogue mention the rarity incident or something.
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>>14351740
>MLPG decides to give someone the short stick and bursts into flames whenever he posts
>"gee why is he such a cunt?"
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>>14351759
Let me know when you have a proper title, okay?
I'll still be smugger, but at least you'll have a chance to compete!
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>>14351768
Come here little red pony, let me hug you.
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>>14351768
Hi.
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>>14351783
taking the tape of would be a good start. I'd ask for some tea aftewards
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>>14351777
But there are, anon.
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>>14351786
the cunt behavior precipitated the receipt of the short stick
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>>14351788

... This actually made my teeth grind a bit. 6/10

Wasn't even trying to troll but made me rage thinking about what Season 4 most likely holds for us.
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>>14351786
I can't tell if you actually believe that or if you're really, really new around here, but people have tried to be kind and forgiving in the past and it's never really worked out like you think it would
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>>14351793
you lie.
where?
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>>14351765
And if RCH ever dares to post here again I will make it my goal to ruin him.
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>Finally taking the time to read the comics
Damn
I've waited too long
These are good.
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>>14351792

Anon leans forward to take the tape off and pours you a cup of tea with a smile.

"If you drink too much tea, you might need to go... I guess I'll have to undo the tape on your forelegs too so you can go... but we still have about 4 or 5 cups until then..."
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>>14351788
If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be an alicorn, your highness.
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>>14351808
GEE I DUNNO
MAYBE THEY'RE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU MIGHT THINK TO LOOK?!
http://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=red+ribbon%2C+anal&commit=Go
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>>14351800
>kind and forgiving
>MLPG
you guys make shit up and then shitpost about it for fun, why should anyone believe anything you guys say?
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>>14351809

You sure have a hateboner for him, huh?
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>>14351808
http://redintravenous.tumblr.com/post/54641724927/idk
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>>14351815
I'm talking about cocks here, anon! Real, throbbing, dripping cocks! Not dildos or tentacles or whatever other phallic objects!
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>>14351816
Because this time it's the truth.
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>>14351813
thank you mister. i really like tea. what have you planned for our party today?
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>>14351816
because people make up stuff and shitpost about everyone for fun?
Why should anyone believe anything anon says?

Anon is a fuckass and Ross is a fuckass too
If Ross put on a name and engaged people in a reasonable manner maybe people wouldn't be able to attack him so easily
but no, he chose to be an anonymous shitlord and that's what he gets in return

it doesn't help that he's decided he'll never draw ponies ever again
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>>14351815
>http://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=red+ribbon%2C+anal&commit=Go

Results

We couldn't find any images for you. None at all. We couldn't really make out what you wanted. We did try, though! Have a look below and see if you can improve your search.
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>>14351823
oh.
I guess there is.
time to unf.
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>>14351836
Sign in and enable pornography

There are three results and like >>14351824 said they're not really great, but they are there
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>>14351836
Go to filters in the upper right, use Default B or Unfiltered
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>>14351822
He is proof that MLPG will let any "contributor" attach to them. The only shit he has 'contributed' to the general is object ponies and other shit.
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>>14351852
excuse you princess
he's contributed fun and ponies
both of which I happen to hold in high regard
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>>14351823
I wish she'd draw some more of it. Anal is my favorite thing and it feels like such a waste for the self-proclaimed Queen of Butts to have so little buttfucking art. It's even listed under the Favs section of her F-List profile!
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kill me kill me kill me kill me.
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>>14351859
If he is a contributor, what kind of 'art' has he made?
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