pony edition: >>14283464equestrian girl edition: cute character designs only>hope
>>14286129
>>14286129Fuck off
>>14286113I am feeling something other than a unf>>14286116>UnqualifiedI don't think the government would someone's unqualified to work with them.I think I might of got away with it because I had my mom do a lot of the talking while I speak in short, low-volume "Yes" and "No" answers for very general questions.On top of that I was doing very repetitive motions on the desk.The very important thing is that you absolutely must keep your "autistic" character in form from the very second you enter the building, they definitely look for fakes trying to get a free ride.
>>14286113this horse came out all wrongnow what
>>14286148The fact that you managed to fool them proves that they aren't qualified enough.>I don't think the government would someone's unqualified to work with them.You overestimate the government.
>There will never be a good pone movie
>>14286148>I don't think the government would someone's unqualified to work with them.Think again.
>>14286158>>14286164I am graduate of Autism University, here was my final exam.
>>14286148>just one single conversation>wasn't even with you for most of the time but with your mom>qualifiedNo they weren't.
What if you married Derpy?
>>14286168Wait, do you really define "loner" as autism in the US?Because I easily could check off 6 of those points for me and I'm definitely not autistic.
>>14286173my life would be pretty sweet I guess
>>14286176Anyone who isn't a total socialite with 20 facebook friends (minimum) is an autistic loner creep.
>>14286168I remember you, you are that Anon who shat up a whole thread with his "I'm totally entitled to this because I tried to work but just couldn't", right?Because it's kinda hilarious that you are now insisting that your acting talent is good enough to fool a qualified professional when last time you spent a whole thread saying how you aren't good at anything.
>>14286136oh Marcelinewhy are yousomean
>>14286190second best song
>>14286188Everyone's extremely good at lying and doing some slight acting, you'd either have to be dead or not a human at all to NOT be good at that.I'm not good at anything useful, or not good at this one specific thing that would enable me to be good at this one thing I really want to do.
>>14286199>Everyone's extremely good at lying and doing some slight acting>slight actingThat's what I meant though. Either you are good at acting (and then you should stop pretending that you can't earn money by yourself and try to put that talent to use) Or the Doc you talked to was an utter hack.
>>14286195I like sim gretina's remix of it:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTv4K_ILUKQ
>>14286204Then he was an utter hack, but I essentially knew the ins and outs of autism.
>>14286219>>but I essentially knew the ins and outs of autism>I'm not good at anything, there is no way I could ever earn money by myself, I'm dependent on leeching>Oh, I also studied everything there is to know about autism on my own and managed to imitate it perfectlyAt least admit that you are a lazy piece of shit that just wanted to take the easy way out instead of working for a living like (most) of the rest.
>>14286225>a lazy piece of shit that just wanted to take the easy way outI don't exactly begrudge him
>>14286230Me neither. Most jobs available are slave tier and I can understand why people wouldn't want to do them.But deliberate cognitive dissonance pisses me off.
>>14286229Just grab on to this meaty stick.
I've given up on ever not being alone
So I just saw new Wolverine... I don't get it, why everyone hating on it? By far this is the best x-men movie, more serious and interesting than directly-childish comic-to-movie adaptation.
>>14286245Because it felt stupid as hell.For example, why did they need the silver samurai armor just to drain his power? They could have done that way earlier with less risks
>>14286237I only had two goals, either be a video game developer or be a NEET, I'm far too stupid to learn programming so I just took NEEThood
>>14286252Well, it is still x-men, they need to maintain setting. But at last it wasn't so ridiculous as previous parts with explosions that destroy half of the cities, giant monsters roaming streets, etc
>>14286244Same here. We can be alone together.
>>14286244Embrace the loneliness, Anon. We can do it together if it helps.
>>14286245also, samurai was needed in case original plan fail (and it did) and they will have to confront wolverine directly (so it happened)
2beb
>>14286253Maybe you really do have autism after all.
test
So much ded here.
Pony feels suicidal
>>14286285I agree, that pony should kill itself.
>>14286285Maybe if that pony killed itself, there would be fewer shitposts in MLPG.
>>14286283that bat looks unhealthy
I want to touch MT's butthole
http://derpiboo.ru/460033http://derpiboo.ru/460137have we talked about new comic
>>14286289>>14286294Pony says you're right
>>14286304Yes
>>14286296cant unsee her recent paddlin'
>>14286306RIP, you won't be missed.
>>14286306No Pony, don't do it!
Your favorite pony just committed sudoku.
>>14286311>>14286315Fluttershy is devastatedPony had her body donated to science
>>14286330What if my favorite pony was half phoenix?
>>14286330Twilight isn't my favorite pony
>>14286337In that case, your favorite pony is only half dead.
>>14286334Pony was too stupid to actually donate her body to science. She actually signed a paper that ordered her body to be cummed on by a hundred anons and left to rot in a forest. The man that gave her the paper simply told her it's for "science".
>>14286342Will she be half reborn again?
>>14286349Man, science isn't what it used to be.
If Celestia or Luna had sex with you, it would be statutory rape.
>>14286389but we're both consenting adults
>>14286395They have a few thousand years ahead of you. Their life experience dwarfs yours. It's like they can manipulate you and you wouldn't notice.
>>14286399I don't care. I want the hot piece of HORNSE ass.
>>14286399oh boy that sounds like mind control
>>14286399And a thousand years completely alone on the Moon.Memories aren't eternal, you know.
>>14286229>Ulp! Ulp!
>>14286405No, they just know how to manipulate you to get what they want. Similar to how an adult can easily manipulate a young child.>>14286404That's what they want you to think.
>>14286403it's shit
>>14286357Since only the half pony part died, she will now become a zombie pony.However, when the time of phoenix reborn comes, the zombie pony part shall be burnt and reborn together with the phoenix part.
>>14286389>Having Sex with CelestiaNo, I'd talk to her about how much of a weak,lazy and stupid person that I am and ask if she can fix me.
>>14286416What do you want me to do, stop talking to them?
>>14286399>If you have loving consensual sex with someone and you're a guy, it's rape
>>14286409I barely remember what I did at the start of this year.Living forever must be a torture.
>>14286423They are raping you.>>14286422Just don't fall into their traps.>>14286421No you fool, she'd slowly work her way into your heart until she molds you into her toy!
http://derpiboo.ru/460033OH GODOH JEEZ
>>14286426>not wanting to live foreverHave fun with your "friends", faggot
>>14286426>Living forever must be a torture.You remind me of those dorks who'd turn down immortality because they'd be bored after a while.
>>14286426>immortality is a curseDo you know who said that?Mortals.But those grapes are sour anyway.
>>14286432>http://derpiboo.ru/460033
>>14286432of course shiny dates trapswhy didn't we see it sooner
>>14286428>Implying I have a heart to work intoPony will be trying to work her way into nothing, I can never imagine myself having sex ever.I'll sit with pony and discuss my boring shitty life
>>14286448>mfw
>>14286444Good luck trying not to go insane after nothing amuses you anymore and living has lost all purpose to you.
>>14286468You just need to create a life structure that will never run out of stuff to do.
>>14286468>implying there isn't an endless supply of things to learn
>>14286472>become immortal>play Eve OnlineYou'd be set.
>>14286468I'd pass the time thinking how to make everyone else immortal.
>>14286483That's evil.
>>14286485>evilI bet you'll be one of those faggots fighting against the scary machine consciousness hivemind that will come in a few years.Faggot.
>>14286490>FightingThat's just stupid, I'll just not join it.
>>14286138I wonder how she fairs as aa DM
>>14286485>evilBut I'd like to be immortal.Even if I still rot. I'd take a bleach bath and become an immortal skeleton.
>>14286494>implying you'll get a choice
Wow, someone managed to make a video with WSFM ponies that does not make my blood boilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRhRaWNaSPM
>>14286498Killing myself is one.
>>14286499Hahaha, it's that videoIt's the broniest shit I've seen all week.
>>14286498ROW ROW
>>14286505yeah, but at least there is effort in itthe person actually has a capability with SFM
>>14286512See the invisible, do the impossibleUP, UP, UPLOAD YOURSELF
>>14286468>war>not the ultimate goal of universe
>>14286499>>14286516There is a lot of effort but it's so misguided. It just can't escape the shittiness of the OCs and the song itself, and on top of that it's still using those horrible models.
>>14286448how long until purple tinker and yamino deicde this panel's transphobic and seu hasbro?
>>14286542>implying par-upple donker dinker does thatIt's just Yamino.Speaking of subhuman degenerates, I haven't heard of Yamino in a long time. What was it defiling lately?
>>14286544I never noticed the face on the top flower of her cutie mark. Huh.
>>14286547dunno,last heard of her she was itching because Adventure time was making fun of the bubblegum/marceline ship
>>14286552>she
>>14286544unf
>>14286544Ch-Cheerilee sensei..
>>14286554it's just common coutesy. besides, people like her will never actually argue the point with you if you keep misgendering them, instead, they'll just agree you're transphobic and refuse to discuss things with you.
>>14286565>her
Birthday coming up, got my gift early from a friend.Even woke up this morning feeling pony high levels of joy.
i have no idea what this thread's about, but here's some cute eqg sweetie belle
Best human.
>>14286569Who drew that?
>>14286568Nice. What are you gonna do with all that?
>>14286575looks like carnifex
>>14286565I don't care what it is, it's an awful human being.If it wants to be considered a woman, then fine. SHE is a hateful bitch who can fuck off and die.
>>14286575carnifexhttp://carniscorner.tumblr.com/siansaar.deviantart.com
>>14286568This is kind of cute until you realize it's not a little girl posting.
>>14286583You're not being very nice
>>14286568hotglue
Would you cuddle with giga horse?
>>14286587What do you mean? Of course it's a little girl.
>>14286587Still cool.
>>14286583which is fine to say. don't call transgender people 'it'. if you wouldn't call a cis man or a woman 'it' because you disagree with them, you should extend that courtesy to trans people as well. i'm positive most of them are decent human beings.
>>14286594No.I don't want to cuddle with any horse.
>>14286594i would cuddle with sb, pretending he's giga horseinb4 kraut or mewball
>>14286569This could hav ebeen cute if it wasnt drawn to in the style of EQG
>>14286569EQG's got some weird legs, man.
>>14286601The ones that still manage to make me mad are the ones that get offended at how I address them the first fucking time I meet themUnless you're wearing a "hi my name is XIR" then don't get your panties in a knot that I can't tell just from looking at you
>>14286612wearing a nametag, rather
>>14286612you're correct anon. if you've never met them then they should correct you and politely ask you to call them how they want. But please try not to lose your temper, you can be the bigger person here.
>>14286593>Ruining a perfectly good doll
>>14286389My power level is far too much for them to comprehend, let alone try to touch me.
>>14286619I'm not that other guy, and I don't outwardly get angry with themIt's just a pet peeve and rather impossible to predict
Pones poning each otherand by poning, I mean fucking each other
remind yourself that most trans people you will find on the internet are probably mentally unstable and thus extremely dumb
>>14286625you're a good person anon.
>>14286632>remind yourself that most people you will find on the internet are probably mentally unstable and thus extremely dumbfixed
>>14286632remind yourself that most any kind of people people you will find on the internet are probably mentally unstable and thus extremely dumb
>>14286639>remind yourself that everyone is extremely dumbFixed.
puni puni
>>14286636Faggot arguing with himself for the sake of sounding like a good person on /mlp/
>>14286632>>14286639>most trans people you meet are mentally unstable and extremely dumbfixed for you
>>14286632why are you bringing this up
>mfw I see the Fresh Prince quote in Ace Attorney: Justice for All
>>14286599
>>14286650G-G-GAMER LUNA XDDD
>>14286652>trans people you meet are mentally unstable and extremely dumbSrry Anon.. Little typo. fixd.
Your mom is trans.
>>14286654>mlp generalGee, I wonder.
>>14286661thanks. that actually is what I meant to say
>>14286664I'm not following you anon. Are the ponies trans?
>>14286650Celestia just wanted those chips for herself, didn't she. What a rude princess!
>>14286671Thats kind of rude. She could just ask and make a party out of it!
>>14286594Does giga horse have giga junk?
>>14286304Do you think Shiny and Poindexter ever fooled around?Do you think Shiny and his pals ever took turns pounding Poindexter after one of their game sessions? It's not gay because he's dressed like a girl.
>>14286686they are dead inside
>>14286688yes http://imgur.com/OhX5lrl
>>14286695They all did anon they all did
>>14286719I didn't.
>>14286718He better be propelling himself backwards with that
Would you fuck Pone?Make them feel the pleasure of being cummed inside?
>>14286698Its the hats.
>>14286686A party for two, maybe? Or would it quickly turn into a grand event as the rest of the castle (and then Canterlot) finds out that the princesses are holding an impromptu party?
>>14286733No. Okay? No. God damn it.I wouldn't fuck pony. I don't care how much they want it, I don't. They just have to deal with that. If pony wants to get fucked they can go find another pony. I don't care.If I were stuck in Ponyville as the only human I'd just jerk off every night and leave ponies to fuck amongst themselves because I ain't having any part of it.
>>14286650
>>14286752k
>>14286752Get a load of this brony beta faggot. :^)
>>14286729Hyper horse can have mobility problems with their massive junk so that's one way to get around.
>>14286718Why is SB's art so boring to look at?
http://derpiboo.ru/460220yum
>>14286763Why is this bait so stale?
>>14286775It's made of FAIL and REPOST
>>14286748Escalation would be nice. It could start out as a party of Celestia and Luna only, and it snowball to the grand event that they did not ask for. They both could sneak out of the grand event to a private retreat, where they could not be bother.
>>14286770So he WAS drawing scat againFuck kloudmutt
>>14286784Well, I mean, he did say countless times he got commissioned for another main six scat set...
>>14286786The scat filter tag comes in extremely handy.
pony wants to only eat candy
>>14286786He should have never taken Faceless's requests.Now all the shitlickers are knocking at his door.
>>14286775How is it bait? I'm not directly insulting SB or his abilities as an artist. I just said his art looks boring. Not his art is shit. Or how he's ruining the general.And his art is kind of boring because it pretty much runs together now. There's not really a lot of life to his pics.
>>14286786You can always choose not to be commissioned things.
>>14286793you're just upset your waifu won't poop on you
>>14286793You could say that he never wants to see this shit again
>>14286799
>>14286799>And his art is kind of boring because it pretty much runs together now. There's not really a lot of life to his pics.Why the heck did you ask the question in the first place?
>>14286800wellI meanhe doesn't dislike itand people pay a shitload for those commissions apparently
>>14286811>>14286804
>>14286793HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU LOVE HER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT HER POOP?
>>14286771who is this artist
>>14286817yum
>>14286808Just for the sake of posting it.It was an easy to ignore post. But I always forget there is always going to be at least one person that's going to take offense on behalf of the artist/writer being "insulted" as if they're doing him/her some kind of service.
>>14286822Oh, you're just jealous. Nevermind my posts.
PoneginaPonutButtcombined, it means pone
>>14286825faggot
>>14286830lel
>Darth Vader>Ninja Turtles>Batman>SpidermanShould I add Pony to the list?
>>14286837you're waifu an shit
>>14286838Context?
>>14286841What if I have the same waifu as you?Checkmate athiiest: 0Shrek: 3
>>14286829You are forgetting the other good qualities of pone, sir. Like the mane and eyes.
>>14286846I have no waifu, feggit
>>14286847>manes>eyesLOL
>>14286842Costumes you expect to see tomorrow night.
>>14286825What's there to be jealous of?I like SB and all, but he's nowhere near the best or most successful artist in the fandom and there's a lot of things he can approve on. He's not rolling in money like some of the other artist in the fandom and outside of MLPG he's not even that popular.
>>14286650>brony princess fat as fuck>symbolic reference to fat bronieslel
>>14286847*tips fedora*us brownies know how to treat a pone :^)
Pony's things
>>14286847Don't forget their personality! Its what makes them pony.
>>14286838If anyone is dressed as my waifu I'll give them all of my candy.
>>14286855He's an artist's artist. The kind of artist that other artists like.
>>14286863I don't think anyone is going to be dressed as worst pony, Anon
>>14286855It seems that I have successfully baited you. I am now a baiter's baiter, or "square baiter".
>>14286862What personality?They are all fucking sluts, wanting to get fucked by the D.
>>14286868Why is being stupid some kind of achievement on 4chan?
I just want giant stronghorse to cuddle with.
>>14286868http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmtTInzE-jE
>>14286863Regardless of gender?
>>14286855with the exception of Rose (of furry fame), GG (who's an internet legend in his own right), and mewball (brony audience) and braeburned (gay brones) we don't have any artists that are well known or rolling in money.
>>14286875you are a disgusting and vile person
>>14286851You're not going to try and tell me that they aren't important, are you?>>14286860brownies sound delicious right about now
>>14286867Nigga...But you're right. Kids have shit taste. No one will dress as my waifu AKA best pony.>>14286877Yes.
>>14286865I think this is probably a true assessment of sb's art and popularity
Wait was the newest comic released?
>>14286892I think that's the fifth time today.
>>14286879This is why it always confuses me when someone plays the jealousy card. A lot of our artist don't really have much you can be jealous over. And almost all of them are depressed. Who gets jealous over depression?
>>14286867Which pony would that be?>>14286886I am sure by now, Rarity got some fans of her own after they switch their waifu.
>>14286898To the contrary, it's very probable ever autistic brony will go dressed as worst pony.
>>14286892>reading the shitty comicI sure love brony references and references and more fucking references on every fucking panel! :^)
Would you let pone use your mouth as her toilet to show her how much you love her?
>>14286897i used to be jealous because i felt some artists got way too many ass-pats and got a lot of good new friends while i was all alone. i try to let it go, because i know it can really hurt people. i think just the fact that there is a circle of people that you don't have access to, and who seem to have more fun than you just gets to people.
>>14286906Only for golden shower.
>>14286914That's acceptable, I suppose.
>>14286900I expect to see dozens of Dash's and Fluttershy.Maybe if I'm lucky someone will dress as 2nd 1/2 best pony
>>14286885 remind me to show you the updated pictures if I'm on later
>>14286922I expect hundreds of Fluttershies and Twilights.
>>14286925aw hell yeah can do
pinkie is dressing up as pinkie for halloween
>>14286937She won't get any candy from me.
>>14286937No way she can beat her costume from last year, though.
>>14286951She ought to dress up as the fourth wall.
Post lewd pones pls.My boner demands it.
>>14286955C-can you do that? Dress up as a concept?
>>14286937Its better than her last costume.
>>14286959
>>14286964Pinkie probably could.I can imagine it in a FiM episode. In an episode, she just comes directly out of the viewer's foreground dressed as a brick wall, then claims to be the fourth wall. Twilight would ask her which wall she pilfered, and Pinkie would look directly at the viewer, smiling.Then the laugh track plays.
>>14286885why haven't you drawn prettiest pony yet?
I love ponies!
MLPG really needs something to bond over. A fun activity of some sort.
>>14286979Ooh! Ooh! I KNOW!PONIES!
>>14286978Me too!
>>14286974But Anon, I draw her all the time!
>>14286912Jump off a bridge already ps
>>14286987I find blue ponies to be especially nice, how about you?
>>14286993pfft, okay
>>14286974Fleur is the fanciest pony.
>>14286985Well it must be pony related. Ponies alone just make everyone here angry now.
>>14287008She may not be all fancy like Fleur there, but I find her pretty all the same.I should totally draw more Fleur, though. Losing a beauty pagaent. To Applejack.
Potpony
>>14287007Colgate is a cute unicorn. Who doesn't like that pony?
>>14287007Blue pones are very niceI like the winged ponies the most!
>>14286974Is Rarity behind that prostitute?
>>14286974Fleur doesnt have enough r34 pictures
>>14286993But that's not the prettiest pony.
>>14287029Okay... then what about... a show about ponies?
>>14287039Not exactlybesides, everyone knows light pink is a way prettier color than light gray
Pony wishes you wouldn't cum so much
>>14287044gay
>>14287042Funny, you'd think the exact opposite would be true.>>14287043I dunno about pretty, but Chickenbutt was very cute.
>>14287029A collab project! Oh wait all our drawfags are dead and current collab projects have been left abandoned.
>>14287047http://i.imgur.com/kl56IXc.jpg
>>14287048We can be gay with pony shows together, baby
>>14287056>stomach vagina
>>14287003yeah
>>14287043Chickenbutt is very pretty, but I'm sorry, that title belongs to this qt.
>>14287068e yeah e yeah at first we thought babs was so really really sweet
W-what do you mean I'm not the prettiest horse of the year?
http://i.imgur.com/5oQlNrk.jpg
>>14287082Look, you're a cute pony and all, you just can't compete with FleurNo pony canshe's the prettiest
>>14287078http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whl91kKmu5w
>>14287085Fillies are not for sexual you sick fuck.
>>14287082Twilight you have never, nor will you ever be prettiest anything. You're not even pretty or cute.The wings made you a lot cuter, but you have LOOONG way to go.>>14287087This nigga here is just wrong, though.
>that latest comicWhy is everything related to highschool so fucking boring to watch and read?
ANON IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>14287096Shit conceptShit writersShit artistsShit execution>actually reading it to figure this much out
>>14287099but how will pone get their unf
>>14287085vulapa pls
>>14287092You sure?http://i.imgur.com/DO7IYAB.jpg
>>14287094whatever you say, bro
>>14287105I like most of the other comics.
New comic where?
>>14287096because High School sucks in real life too
>>14287116>luna spots an invisible hubble.png
It's time to play, MLPG.
>>14287112/ss/
>>14287094What would Twilight have to do to be the prettiest, in your estimation?
>>14287133Burn in a fire.
>>14286466those videos made me realize how vulnerable I am to slapstick lolrandumb humor
>>14287137that generally doesn't make ponies prettier, although I can think of one case that does look kind of neat
>>14286448GAAAAY
>>14287143Now just apply it to Twilight.I promise it would make her 437,5% prettier.
What if Rarity had a really small futa mare cock?
You know which pony reminds me of fire?
>>14287151You mean a clitoris?
>>14286554>>14286565How many times to I have to tell you guys this? Yamino is an actual woman. She was born with an actual vagina. She just has a really big chin.
>>14287154Twilight?
>>14287155What if she had a clit big and firm enough to be used as a cock?
>>14287154what a pretty pony
What if pone pooped
>>14287151Would she be able to slap me with it?
>>14287168What do you think she is a gnoll?
>>14287168Can one person handle that much sensitivity and pleasure?
Guys my taint smells like mildew
were meeting g over there
>>14287154IF I WAS IN WW2 THEY'D CALL ME SPITFIRE
>>14287175No. It's way too small.>>14287178Probably not.
>>14287112If this was in high res I'd print it out on a big canvas and cut a hole in the middle for my dick
>>14287182Oh man we should all smell our taints and describe what it smells like
>tfw I came too hard while reading braeburned's pinkie sleepover comic
>>14287194You wouldn't really do that, would you?
>>14287154Oh man, the Wonderbolts are so awesome.
>>14287192How small is too small? Cause I'm pretty small. I think she'd be bigger than me despite her size.
>>14287197You wouldn't download a horse
>>14287195Smells like candy.
>>14287033>stonypony greentext will never happen again
>>14287198Yeah they're pretty cool.http://i.imgur.com/Nl6bd2j.jpg
>>14287197>not taking every post on MLPG seriously
>>14287195It. Sorta smells like cotton candy and musk.
>>14287201>Rarity size shaming you with her small dick
>>14287216Jokes on her, I can fuck her cock with my dick.
>>14287209Oh wow unf. Do you think she started to regret her decision to nail the wonderbolts mid-coitus?
>>14287209
>>14287212That sounds kinda unf.
>tfw Pokemon X is fucking addicting
>>14287225>He hasn't read Rarity's Generous Plan
>>14287216 All this fetish talk makes me want to write smut.
>>14287232>tfw can't figure out how to breed to pokemon I want and I wouldn't be able to evolve it without winning fifty rounds in the stupid battle maison
>>14287234>reading shittyficslel
>>14287209Oh shit boner what are you doing.
>>14287216I think she probably could>tfw 4.5" erect
>>14287235doitdoitdoitdoitdoit
>>14287247I know this feel
>>14287234Huh? Is it that good?
>make food because stomach tells me I'm hungry>appetite is disappears after done cooking
>>14287205I kinda wish I smoked so I could actually write a somewhat competent stonypony story.
>>14287234It was the first pony-related thing I've ever decided to spend time on.I didn't even know half the characters' names, but this kept been throwing around in a thread so I read it and quite enjoyed it.Surprisingly enough, those characterizations didn't stick with me when I watched the actual show.
>>14287250 Can't. I'm at work. And I didn't get to work on Luna Quest like I wanted
>>14287247>>14287252>having a smaller than average dick size
>that glorious feel when didn't watch EqG and won't download the Annualbrb, ascending to patrician level
DORKS
>>14287274I don't like it, but it's nor like I plan on being in a relationship anyway. Ever.
>>14287274Funnily enough MLPG made me kind of appreciate it that and all the size shaming stuff MLPG introduced me got me over it
>>14287077
>>14287275ur missing some sick brony shit m8 :^)
>>14287290Explain size shaming
>not happily hilted while pounding on a g-spot
Oh great, we're talking about fetishes and dick sizes again.
>>14287309I like huge dicksaverage dicks are okay, but huge ones are awesome
>>14287313That's cool Rarity
>>14287321Your technique could use some work, but your load was absolutely massive so you definitely get points for that.
Hey, did anyone cap anything involving the tf2 update? I missed everything.
>>14287297What do you want to know? The concept is fairly simple. You're teased by your small size. Especially if your partner has a much bigger one in comparison. Or if your partner is female and has a bigger one than you.
http://strawpoll.me/626109
>>14287333I don't know why, but this reminds me of Oak reviewing your pictures in Pokemon Snap
>>14287349>Hey!>Yes!>Amazing! you are now remembering the album theme song
>>14287333I wish that artist would draw more stuff.
>>14287340So the other always has to have a dick?
>>14287365Not always.
>>142873458 other people here? It feels like much less than that.
>>14287365they don't HAVE toif you're an NTRfag they could just brag about how much bigger the other dude they're fucking is
>>14287365No, they don't have to. You could imagine your partner teasing you about it. And they'd deepthroat you with ease while playing with your balls with their tongue at he same time
>>14287373I didnt votecheckmate athiest
>>14287376See, small dicks have advantages like these that go unappreciated.
>>14287230Oh a-anon
>>14287345>loadsunf
>>14287374Two dicks don't have to be in the equation.One chick could just make fun of you for being small.
>>14287209PERFORM FOR CROWDS OF THOUSANDS
>>14287378Someone else reset their ip and voted again to make up for you.
>>14287372>>14287374>>14287376Always educational. So what is the base appeal to this fetish? Hooray for learning!
>>14287397I don't understand the appeal at allhumiliationfags are the worst
>>14287391>Dash has to service not only the Wonderbolts but the rest of the stallions in the fan club as well>they've paid for the chance to stick their dick in the Wonderbolts' sloppy seconds>some of them are REALLY big fans
>>14287397TBH I don't really know. It's like with a lot of fetishes. You don't know why it attracts you, but you're damn sure well to unf to it. Perhaps someone else can explain it better to you.
Hey guys. I kind of wanted to do a quest but there are a bunch of other ones. Should I even bother or are there so many that no one even gives a shit about them anymore?
>>14287397For me it's because I love femdom. Especially when it's emotional It's the same reason I like NTR
>>14287416what kind of quest?Do it regardless of what everyone else is doing
what iffoodscat
>>14287376>>14287379>deepthroating a small dickDo you know what "deepthroat" means?It's not "fit the whole thing in your mouth".
>>14287424nahwhat if lactation instead
>>14287424what ifdrugs
>>14287432No, what if Just post more porn
>>14287432get a *load* of this guy
http://derpiboo.ru/460237oh my
>>14287430The shaft fits in the mouth while the tongue comes out and licks your balls.
>>14287440I can because you got your cutie mark for that.
>>14287409>after winning a competition, the entire team dumps their load into the trophy>dash has to drink it all
>>14287430>having a mouth longer than 4 inchesUnless you have a horse face?
>>14287441Wrong.That is not what deepthroating is.Deepthroating is where the cock goes into the throat. >>14287451Have you never sucked a dick before? Jesus. It's easy to take a 4" cock all the way in your mouth without having to resort to the throat.
We horny now.
>>14287421Puzzles and stuff. I didn't really start working on the story yet since I wanted to see if anyone would play along before I put a bunch of time into it.
>>14287440I think I might be in love with goth mayor.Don't tell my waifu
>>14287451I was just thinking about that. Wouldn't a smaller size be more comfortable for both parties in the event of oral sex?
>>14287212What does musk smell like?
>>14287457It'd depend on the goal of the quest I think. There's all kinds of audiences. Ones that want an adventure. Ones that want cute. Ones that want to fuck the pony. Focus on a specific target. You won't please everyone though
>>14287457Yeah, that sounds fun!As far as I know, the quests running now are just lame social interaction stuff with hardly an adventure in sight
>>14287455>Have you never sucked a dick before?Unpopular opinion time: I'm not gay
>>14287464I wonder if Pinkie's musk smells like musks.
>>14287470Me too
>>14287474>ponies produce a really girly scent when they sweat>they think its actually gross
>>14287470That's not an opinion
MLP has seen the rebirth of the metrosexual. It's fashionable and hip to be gay but not be gay.
>>14287457I'd say most likely, and puzzle stuff's been loved in the past the times they've been thrown in.The story part's kind important for me though, so I can't really say for myself without knowing what sort of thing the quest's gonna be about.
>>14287483I'm not gay, I'm just a slave to horsedicks
>>14287478boner
>>14287487>total slave to donkey dick
>>14287490Oh ok. Hmm. It smells most foul. How is this a huge turn on?
>>14287487Total slave!
>>14287493>inkydonkey dickI bit rose has a donka dick
>>14287495such is the mystery of the fetish
>>14287484Well what would you like to see story-wise?
>>14287502>biting rose's donkey dickunf
Guys I learned on /k/ that zebras ejaculate huge loads into their mates to the point it inflates the mare and the cum seeps out of the pussy while its still fucking.
>>142875111) how are you just learning this now2) link to thread?
>>14287511UNF
>>14287515It's 404'd. But it was one of those moments where furries and gun toting maniacs came together to celebrate beastiality
>>14287511And I still don't know the evolutionary reason behind wasting a lot of nutrients.
>>14287502I still ship Inky Donkey x Ice Pack. It's clear he's into her but she's intentionally oblivious.
>>14287524Because it's hot
>>14287515>>14287521http://archive.heinessen.com/k/thread/18527714#p18533140>>14287524I skimmed the thread they're talking about earlier and someone claimed that the idea was to flush out competing male's semen.
>>14287538That is bullshit.We, humans, have the glans to do just that. It's much more efficient than inflating your partner with gallons of semen.Not to mention that's not how fluid dynamics work. All the semen already in the womb will stay there, so you're wasting your time.
what ifokayjust stick with itwhat iffuta mareswith sweaty ballsand you're caressing them and licking and smelling them while their dick just rests on your forehead leaking oodles of pre
What if musky facesitting
>>14287548>futanopestopped reading there
>>14287548>>14287550I'm in to itkeep going
>>14287555Trips confirm
>>14287555no that's pretty much itwell I meanshe'd fuck your throat and fill your stomach with her thick cum while you fondled her churning balls and fingering her butthole to coax more out, but that's about it.Probably post-orgasm cummy makeout/cuddle session as well.
[Spoiler]explain the appeal of facesitting
>>14287548You're now imagining your shower was one of futa mare pre. Dripping all down your face in musky strands.
mlpg why so deadcomic issue 12 is today
>>14287574I like femdom because I have very low self-esteemfacesitting is a natural extension of thatI imagine it would be fairly difficult for me to screw it up
>>14287576Because this thread isn't even about the show anymore. Its just people yelling about what they imagine while masturbating.
>>14287581>spit a noogie inside
>>14287573oh, alrightsounds good to me
COCK TRANSFORMATION.
>>14287586It's also about meta discussions and gossip about popularfags.
>>14287594ACTIVATE IT
>>14287586I don't mind. People aren't getting mad so that's nice. Well eventually transition back into pony like always
I invented liking pony butts and talking about zebra semen
>spike micro previewWell the art is okay I guess. That one panel where Spike seems to have a huge head bothers me a bit to much for some reason tough.
Tell me, MLPG.What am I even doing here?
>>14287601Whenever I come here, the topic is fetishes. Maybe I should come back later in the day.
>>14287607>we got a previewWHERE
>>14287606You're a credit to MLPG.
>>14287617Just indulge yourself. It'll feel better.
>>14287619Equestria Daily
>>14287617You know we can discuss other things, right?start the conversation you want to have
>>14287606Oh yeah? Well I invented pone.
>>14287622I'm kinda surprised I'm not getting a duplicate file error...
>>14287614Friendship?
>>14287631And the last one
>>14287576It wasn't that good
>>14287614you have nowhere left to go
>>14287628Maybe not. I'd rather lurk fetish threads than actually have a conversation.
>>14287637motherfucking sea monkeys
>>14287622>>14287631>>14287637What's the deal with the coloringI kinda like it but its not what I expect
>>14287576#12 was pretty underwhelming. Didn't get much of a response when it was storytimed this morning.
>>14287506Adventure sounds good, exploring some ancient boobytrapped place might be good for your puzzles, though it'd also have to have some character interaction to make it fun. Maybe a series of different locations, with village/contacts/whatever stuff in between?>Daring Do QuestSorry for the late reply, paused for a bit to think about it then got distracted by something else before I responded because I have the attention span of a Mirror Pool Pinkie sometimes.
>>14287576It's out.Shit I'll go read it now
>>14287653I don't know why, but I also find fetish discussion fascinating occasionally. The stuff isn't my cup of tea but when people explain to me why they like a certain fetish, I get curious and inquisitive
>>14287664>tfw no mirror pool quest
>>14287678Ooh, exploring the weird and wonderful parts of the everfree could be fun, too. Tracking down someone who went into there for mysterious reasons and never came back whilst trying to find out why they went there, or searching for an artifact or plant or something from legend that's needed to cure an illness/save the day somehow.
>>14287678>you get a pinkie pie>and you get a pinkie pie>everybody gets a pinkie pie
>>14287695can I get three pinkies for personal reasons?sexual reasons.pinkie harem.
>>14287667Well that was kinda weak.HEY AT LEAST YOUNG MAYOR MAREAnd Cherilee. Which raises a shitload of problems because Cherilee was in the same class as Rarity...when she was Twilight's age...which happened after the comic...which...what the hell?
>>14287594Would you rather be absorbed into a stallion's cock to make him even larger or would you rather a mare turn you into an average-sized futadick?
>>14287704>your pinkie pies perform lewd sexual acts on you>they never finish what they're doing, because all the other stuff looks fun too>you basically have a different pinkies doing lewd things to you all the time
>>14287704Isn't one Pinkie enough to andle on er own?
>>14287708>comics>canon
>>14287711I just finished masturbating I'm currently in my refractory period so instead of "unf" all I can muster up is "fuck" because I should have waited for someone to respond.
>>14287727Ah, sorryI hate it when that happens
>>14287726But the show is canon to the comic, so in the comic there's still that fucked scenario.
>>14287726It's the same case as the books. erase the parts that contradict the show and keep everything else.And don't say that the books aren't canon because the show writers have said that they are and trust me the books have fucked the show beyond what's even logical.
>>14287732>comics>canon
oh shit issue 12 is actually storytiemd in the previous threadbrb
>>14287735Is there an echo in here?
>>14287723With three Pinkies around, they'll be able to handle themselves by doing stuff with the other two.
>>14287727Thanks for letting us know.
Does anyone know any good Fluttershy fapfics? Nothing too fetishy please. I prefer humanized, but I'll take anything really.
>>14287774>fanfiction>fluttershy>no fetishes>humans preferedWhere the fuck did you come from, nigga?
>>14287774soashamedpony or bust
>>14287723I want a triple Pinkie blowjob.
We beb now.
>>14287784Been here at least 2 years. That's just what I'm in the mood for.
>>14287787>they all dive at your crotch at the same time>bonk heads>pass out
>>14287789I say we steal all the ponies of the beb people. They won't miss themDIBS ON RARITY, TWILIGHT AND SWEETIE
>>14287794It just seem rather unusual.
>>14287787>one pie goes to town on your cock>the second pie suckles on your balls>the third pie shoves her long tongue up your ass and teases your prostate
>>14287796Pfhahahahahahah
So while I know it's just a gag, I can't remember- on Quantum Leap, did the people he possessed remember what happened when he leapt out? Is Gaffer going to suddenly be very confused as to why he's at the dance and Poindexter is wearing a dress?
>>14287798off by one :^)
>>14287798Dibs on Cup Cake
>>14287819Fuck you she's my waifu.
>>14287798I'm here, and Twilight is still mine.And she wouldn't stop being mine just because I was asleep.
>>14287801Honestly, I've been liking Fluttershy a lot these days.
>>14287796What is Applebloom dressed as?
>>14287811He ain't leaping till he gets that Bat'leth back
>>14287822As.Fucking.If.https://derpibooru.org/16543
List your favorite MLP fandom associated musical artists.
>>14287837Error.
>>14287784>not liking humanizedFaggot.
>>14287841What is wrong, computer?
>>142878371. No one
>>14287837ArchieAlex S isn't twice bad either
>>14287842>liking thatFaggot.
>>14287842pig disgusting
>>14287837Chain AlgorithmReplacerDerpidety
>>14287837none.i'll be forever faithful to my irish popstar waifu
>>14287862>Derpidety
>>14287826Welcome to the titty-club, brother.
wow
>>14287837I was just thinking that there's a huge musical gap between the homestuck fandom and the pony fandom.
>>14287890I prefer a more "waif" Fluttershy, but I'm fine with both really.
>>14287906Also good (and in many cases, preferable).
>>14287906Deaf just prefers her to be closer to his build. Makes it easier to project.
>>14287890You call those tits
>>14287909This is probably the best clothed Fluttershy I've ever seen.
>>14287916whoathat's fucking terribleit's worse than msob
>>14287916>you will never live in a world where tits like this actually exist
>>14287916who cares about the titslook at that ass
>>14287922Feels good, man.
>>14287916>Doxy horseshit>>14287922They do, and they're disgusting.>>14287919Sweaters are nice, but it's also good to see artists try different things.What's the best unclothed Fluttershy you've seen?
>>14287906WAIF
>>14287938NOTASTE
>>14287837Makkon if he still counts, DrDissonance or whatever, Foozogz.And of course Eurobeat.
>>14287938Best Fluttershy.She's so fun to dress up in this game.
>>14287947Just different taste.
>>14287954hue
>>14287954moooot
I wish there was Pony Civilization 5.
>>14287954Some poor /v/ thread just got a dressup game screenshot, didn't they.
>>14287954MOOT I SWEAR TO GOD
>>14287954Too late.Now everyone knows your favorite Fluttershy.
>>14287966UNF
>>14287965Are the pictures actually swapped?
>>14287938I wish I was home right now so I could post it. I don't have it available to me.
>>14287974Do you know the artist, context, or site?
>>14287974Name the artist and describe the image
>>14287972I don't know that I've ever found a swapped set, but one time when that image glitch happened, I found the same image on another board posted at the same time.
http://i.imgur.com/uYqHJac.jpgunf
>>14287988Nice dick. Wait...
>>14287983Come back in an hour Rumble, we're being straight right now.
>>14287983
>>14287988That's a penis
>>14287988what
>>14287996But you're here. That's a contradiction in terms.
>>14288002that Rarity is so plain
>>14287983I could only sexual a colt if they very big already
So yeah, anyone know any fapfics with human FS?
>>14287981Don't know the name of the artist. It was a back shot of naked fluttershy with wings. Just everything about it was really good to me. Not even sexual to me. Fluttershy is 4th favorite, and I adore that image.
>>14287996But i can deal with straight shota loli
What's my name, Anon?
>>14286495She could be my DM if you know what I mean.DoM
>>14288014Nope. Don't care, either.
>>14288021Nena.
>>14288017Any of these? https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=✓&sbq=humanized%2C+wings%2C+Fluttershy&commit=Go
>>14287954It's still better than Fluttershy
>>14288021пейке пей
>>14288021Loud Noise
fart fart fart faaaaaarrrrt
>>14288021My love
>>14288032I'm working from a phone, man. Links, how do they work?
>>14288038Octavarius, just stop.
>>14288013I'm sure Rumble is big enough
>>14288048Absolutely disgusting.
>>14288040Depending on the phone, tap and hold on the link until it highlights, then select 'copy' (or extend/contract the highlight to properly encompass the link), open a new tab/window, and tap the url bar then select 'paste'.
Do you?
>>14288048you gotta darken the areola a bit
>>14288048It'sTerrible
>>14288018why can't kids just have kid-crushes on each other without any of that sexual stuffwhy we always gotta be pushing the envelope
>>14288013Big how?
>>14288047>>14288048
>>14288063because it's a lie
>>14288063Because it's my fetish.
>>14288065Oh boy, I've gotta replay some Yume Nikki.By the way, I'm surprised there isn't a pony version of it.
>>14288064in any wayhttp://imgur.com/OhX5lrl
>>14288055Nope. None of those. You couldn't see her face and the background was solid white.
>>14288075Twice in one thread is too many.
>>14288064I'm not pickyI'd prefer proportionate and large-horse sized, but I'm also a mild hyperfag so something like >>14288075 wouldn't be objectionable I'd even snuggle with this little fatass over here >>14288047 if he promised to try to get in flying condition
>>14287916I need thispleaseI suck yo dick
>>14288073>>14273373
>>14288089No, I mean the game. There's definitely a market for dark/scary things in the fandom.
>see MLP Halloween Special appear in the Win o' thread>it's just the reprint of half of an old issueUnderwhelming.
>>14288064Gigantic.Gigantic.Gigantic.A big big love.
>>14288098>that fucking chin
>>14288102what, like http://derpibooru.org/74347?
>>14288098that's a trippy ass pone
>>14288080I think I know of it, actually. Surprised I don't have it saved, it's a very pretty picture.You have good taste.
>>14288097The closest thing would be Story of the Blanks.
>>14288125 you and I have always been pretty cool when it came Flutter shy Deaf. I'll post it for you later if you're still on.
Would DeafDeflier rape Fluttershy
>>14288147without hesitation
>>14288125>>14288080Aw man, now you've got me curious about it.
>>14288138>>14288167Stick around, I know I am.Not just for the picture, I've also got nothing better to do ever.
>>14288167best fluttershy
>>14288108DON'T DO ITMAROON 5 ISN'T WORTH IT
>>14288167>>14288173You're gonna be waiting a while. I don't get off work for another couple of hours and it'll take me at least another hour and a half before I'm home.
http://i.imgur.com/Sdey8kE.jpgunf
>>14288183I'm fond of this one. Not sure why I like her in sweaters so much.
>>14288188Fucking lol'd
I wish my waifu was as liked in MLPG as Fluttershy.
>>14288188>Mamabliss100 Petahitlers
>>14288188Gallery?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9bgKm9RTq4
>>14288200I don't particularly care for yellowquiet
>>14288200But Fluttershy is a disgusting whore.
>>14288188that's rape
MLPG, could you tell me about the incident seven years ago?
>>14288207yeah, but it's easier to talk about Fluttershy than my favorite pony.
>>14288202nou
>>14288216Are you perhaps complaining about how you cannot post Rarararara without 5 comments calling her a slut?Because some days that happens with Fluttershite too. Usually when I'm around
>>14288214
>>14288227Well, Fluttershy IS a slut.But she learned from the best.
>>14288192Because sweaters are cute.
>>14288234P-please?
>>14288240>filenameWait a sec are u tryin to cheat me again
>>14288227>>14288235>Rarity is a slutI don't even bring her up here anymore. Not that it bothers me, more so that it's INCREDIBLY played out.
Is pinkie ill today?
>>14288240is that supposed to be some kind of worm creature
>>14288211No it's TF.
>>14288260Cute pony. Shame about the ugly thing standing next to her.
>>14288240Is this Fluttershy?
>>14288260
>>14288261I wish a hefty stallion would rape me until I was a cute little mare
>>14288268No, that's Applejack.
>>14288249I don't know, am I?
>>14288258
>>14288285>>14288286what
>>14288273http://www.mamabliss.com/blog//wp-content/uploads/2012/05/legend_45.jpg
>>14288266>cute ponyFluttershy, stop posting.
>>14288248you wouldn't understandit's a stupid convoluted scenario and it's best to just forget about the cause and deal with the consequences
>>14288268>(presumably)
>>14288295OBJECTION!Fluttershy IS a cute pony!
>>14288285>>14288286>anime FSWhile I think anime is really good looking sometimes, I prefer western art for humanized ponies. It just feels right.
>>14288302It's not FS, nigger.
>>14288299But Lyra, if we can understand those events, we might figure out who was really responsible for destroying your Hulk Hands.
>>14288257no miss cheerilee, pinkie's in school!
>>14288301>Fluttershy IS a cute pony!br8 b8 m8
>>14288308doesn't ringo mean apple in japanese
>>14288301WRONGFLUTTERSHY IS A BEST PONY
>>14288308Oh. I haven't watched a full series in months. Just on ep of Kill la kill.
>>14288302It's not Fluttershy, it's Tsukimiya Ringo from Uta no Prince Sama and IT'S A TRAP.
>>14288302I need more western style Flutterhumans in my folder.
>>14288301>>14288325Present your evidence, then.
>>14288334
>>14288331>implying she's not the very picture of a maidenI bet you like sluts.>>14288327Not even Watamote? Damn son.
>>14288309I can't afford to care about the person who robbed me of my hulk handsif I were to start caring again I'd do regrettable thingsI just want to forget and move on but I keep getting pulled back in
>>14288333Surprisingly hard.
>>14288339wait, wasn't this made by Jr?
>>14288334What if Mayor enrolled into the armyWhat if she became Major Mayor MareWhat if she got based at PonyossaWhat if she became the flight captain and everyone hated her because of that
>>14288345Nope, Glancojusticar. Jr. signs all his stuff.
>>14288344especially when they're bad art like this
>>14288331>trapWow, lol, are you serious?>>14288333That image is adorable!
>>14288345I don't think so, doesn't look quite like his stuff.Also>glancojusticar.deviantart.com
>>14288325>FLUTTERSHY IS A BEST PONYWowu sure trolled me hard
>>14288343But don't you care about the truth?
>>14288356>>14288350that's why I was asking. I recalled a picture like that made by Jr, or at least I thought I did
>>14288353Absolutely serious.
>>14288352>GlancoJusticar>Bad art
>>14288367Everything is bad art. Especially if you like it.
"mlp s4 will be epic and amazing and filled with many 80s references"-Meghan
>>14288367her humanized is pretty awful
>>14288367I don't think Glanco is a bad artist, but the humanized designs they do are pretty lousy.
>>14288383"Fluttershy is best pony"-mootykins
>>14288341Nope. last anime I watched a good portion of was Aku no Hana and I dropped that for the manga...which I also stopped reading once I caught up.
>>14288358truth is worthless in this pragmatic worldthere is no substance to justice because noone can win without someone losingwe're all self-centered shitheads that occasionally trespass into eachother's delusionsso why is ignorance so hard to achieve
>>14288383I welcome death
>>14288395...Wow. There must be something big you're hiding.
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>14288399>filenameWhat
>>14288391
>>14288413Not a single one, why would I want to murder the best pony?
>>14288404or is it? I doubt very many people would care much even if they found the entire story, there's more fashionable people to pitynoone will ever know about how I ATE SIX CORNCAKES
>>14288433
>>14288429There are too many of them.The population must be culled.
guys...something magical has just happened in TF2
>>14288449>it begins>just happened
>>14288382>>14288384I like their humans but I can kinda see where you're coming from
Which pony has friendzoned the most colts?
>>14288475Anon.
>>14288310No she's not, miss pie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWKwq6XemOE
>>14288493SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT
I was kind of disappointed in #12.
ripip mlpg
>>14288486Pinkamena's truancy problem has gotten way out of hoof.
>>14288585But surely expulsion is not the answer!
Flitter's creampie fetish
man, i had a really productive day today. i got a lot of shit done. now i need to decide what to do.odds: scream fortressevens: TF2 halloween updatedubs: spooky hatstrips: draw
If I say 'pony', what's the first word that comes to mind?
>>14288611poner
>>14288611MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>14288604that's cheating
>>14288611pon
>>14288532I kinda was too. Expected a little more out of Cadance
>>14288611Pony.
>>14288594 I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer. It is the opinion of the entire staff that Pinkamena is criminally insane.
>>14288611ponie
>new hot glue thread on 3dpdIm sickened but intrigued
FUCK YOU FIOS
>>14288611Eternal despair.
>>14288636>tfw pantyanon is ded and hats us
>>14288643>uneven pixels
>>14288532Yeah 11 was much better. And Cadence was boring as usual.They made SA much funner but not even the comics can save Cadence.But...PIRATE ADVENTURES SOON AND THEN MAGICAL BOOKWORM
>tfw no qt satyr scout to cap points with
>>14288675That looks like a ticket straight to snap city.
>>14288675unf
>>14288675why does she have a torpedo and an oversized purse stapled to her chest?
>>14288626The ponyville school board has decided to expel pinkie from the entire equestrian school system.
>>14288675It takes some time to figure out what's happening herebut it's pretty good once you do
>>14288669>A.J.'s pirate fic was lostI forgot he'd even written one until the comic came up
>>14288675
>>14288701Yeah, I was confused for a bit before I realized she doesn't have cancer, that's the outer curve of a crossed leg.Still not sure what's going on with the breasts though.
>>14288669I didn't find 11 a whole lot better, but this was definitely the worse one of the two.
>>14288707>Fluttershy's transformation into a human was difficult for most ponies to process at first>and then the stallions lined up
That horse needs therapy
>>14288710Oooh. I was thinking she was supposed to be pregnant or something, but the "belly" wasn't anywhere near even enough for that to make sense.
>>14288675who is that even supposed to be?
>>14285102Na I actually like it a lot
>>14288710Well, what? One is behind the right leg a bit, and they're both hanging somewhat unnaturally, in that in reality tits like this would be on the floor, but it's better this way.
>>14288729It's mostly an apparent size difference thing, but I'm sure that'll be fixed with shading
>>14288727Fluttershy, I think it's inspired by that cover Doxy drew
draws into thread
>>14288746I like the expression.
Dudes who don't like huge boobs; do you not even want to touch them? bury your head in them? Let them absorb all your angst in a haze of pillowy warmth??
>>14288746Whatcha thinking about, Mac?
>>14288728I'm getting deja vu from that chain of replies, and I'm pretty sure it's not just because it's nearly 12 hours old.
>>14288770The best way to sum up either my positive or negative response to a situation
>>14288767There's a certain point where there is too much of a good thing.
>>14288786Yes, that's when it becomes a great thing
>>14288776Well he replied to me right before i went to bed and it was still a live thread and I didn't want to leave him hangin
>>14288786I don't think I could ever have too much Rainbow Dash
>brand new memory foam mattressEverything is good.
>>14288790Nah.
>>14288801Guys Guys What ifMemory foam pony to sleep on
>>14288675Those hips are pretty fucking unfAnd the frame isn't bad... Make those about 1/4 the size and I'd unf as hard as I can
>>14288786I don't think we have the same definition of "good thing"if I'd rather have it than not have it, it's a good thingI thought most people would agree
>>14288801My significant other can't sleep on anything but cloud-soft memory foamI prefer sheet rockFuck putting money down on a home, we need a Sleep Number split just to stay civil
>>14288767More like too much of a good thing makes it less enjoyable and get in the way more than anything.
Eqg killed the ponee star
What if pone went to space
DEATH TO COW TITSDFC 4LYFE
>>14288848Both have their merits
How come in cartoons they always take job aptitude tests in schoolDid you guys ever take something like that?
>>14288869I did. It told me I should become an architect.Maybe I should have listened to it
>>14288869What's with Cheerilee's pupil?It's, like, wobbling within the iris.
>>14288801How is this related to ponies?
>>14288869I don't think they even exist in my country...
>>14288869> Mayor Mare is in her 40's at mostMy dick just went diamond.
>>14288869I have no idea what an aptitude test is even supposed to look like.
>>14288869Yeah. I took two actually, one in a mandatory Careers class and one in an English class for some reason. They both said "Video Game Designer" and I laughed heartily.
Confused pony is the most cute-looking.
>>14288887Pony is soft.Mattress is soft.Whatever.
>>14288899>40'sI think that's a bit too muchI'd say 30 at most.
>>14288899She's got at least a good hundred years before she starts showing signs of old age.
>>14288913I guess if they're classmates to Shiny and Candence, and Twilight was a filly while Mayor Mare was in high school ...
>>14288911sb matress pony when
>>14288928Big pony is already mattress-sized.
>S4E01 and S4E02 on the 23th of November>S4E03 on the 30thYESNO ONE WEEK BREAK
>>14288927Fucking everyone is classmates with everyone except when not, canon is shit now
What pony and topic should I write a short fic about? No lewdity.>inb4 everyone just wants fapfics
>>14288955Filly RD racing her father
>>14288941speaking of the 23rdwe got a stram for when pony resumes? we one day away from november almost
>those Hat fortress Unicorn hat linesGod it's kinda painful to listen to them
>>14288955Rainbow Dash and Angel switch bodies after a spell mishapTwilight tries to fix it but Fluttershy still keeps treating Dash in Angel's body like her pet rabbit out of habbit
>>14288869Yeah. We went to a library with tons of books about jobs and a counselor who explained stuff about jobs, universities, and collleges. I think I was supposed to become a biologist.
I want to clean MT's chocolate mandingo butthole with my tongue
>>14288968Yep. I quit TF2 forever now. RIP Valve.
>>14288955Anon being dragged by Sweetie to Ballet lessons
>>14288964The subs stram will be up and running.
