Late Night Edition.Talk about moon pony who is clearly best princess of the hour.Or not, really up to you.Old Horse: >>14265700
Late night threads are the best when you have work in the morning.
It's getting late Anonymous.
>New pone is less than a month awayARE YOU GUYS EXCITED CUZ I'M EXCITED I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN SO EXCITED IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME WHERE PONE WAS LIKE "NEIGH" AND I WAS LIKE GASP!
Mention that her stars are so much more brighter and vivid than our stars, and greater in number.
>>14269893One month
>>14269893To hell with the moon
>>14269909>Vampire Sweetie>Rarity teaches her the ropes of seducing Stallions to bring them home to drain of the vital fluids
>>14269893I like Luna. Nice looking pony princess. Shame she doesn't get more regular involvement in the show.Wouldn't mind more exposition of her character and/or history with her sister. Or more dreamscape stuff, that could be cool.
what I wouldn't give to snuggle up to moonhorse right now
>>14269933That'd only make sense if Rarity was a cum vampire
>>14269940>Or more dreamscape stuff, that could be cool.I think a villain that uses the Dreamscape would be pretty cool
>>14269901pffft
>>14269948>cum vampireSounds unf.
>>14269911It's been so long, I don't even know if I can be excited now. It feels like ages since last new episode.I haven't even been in here for weeks. Is the magic over? What if pony no longer ponies pony? What will happen to these threads in the years after FiM ends? Will we still be here, old men super glued to Ms. Marker's Wild Ride until the end of our days?Or will we vanish like teardrops in the rain?
>>14269893RIP night princess, the changeling community will remember the solid you did for us.
>>14269901Okay, who gave scrubbing bubbles this trip?
>>14269953It'd definitely be a more sinister, and subtle way of weakening the entire kingdom if a villain could affect the inhabitants sleep quality. Sudden insomnia can be a terrifying thing. Not to mention the fatigue that induces.It'd be neat to see Luna have dreamscape battles or a detective like episode where she tracks down the origin of the nightmares.
>>14269974ONLY HUE CAN STOP FLORIST FRIARS
>>14269948>>14269963those are called succubusand that role is already reserved
>>14269964
>>14269940Aspirant pls write
>>14269933So Rarity is a Ventrue?
>>14269988>hatefuckI could go with this.
>>14269989Write what, anon?
>>14269964Nathan?
>>14270004I dunno. Something cute.About moonhorse.Like having her over to visit on a winter evening or something.
>>14269910>It's getting late.Indeed it is.
Why aren't you working on those projects?
>>14270022hot
>>14270004Write about Rarity the cum vampire
Season 4 twilight sparkle and gang start up a new band, the elements of harmony. Can the group decide on what to play before the big show?
>>14270026I'll leave it up to you.Should I practice drawing by hand, or should I try to git gud at Adobe Flash?
>>14270031Hell I'd pass for a BJ from Rarity in her vampire costume.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcc8d61e422d1da1b55313b2e4be1dfb/tumblr_mlpuz7KOQx1r21p87o1_1280.jpg
>>14270040Hand, flash is a shit program to draw in. It's used to make rigs/puppets not to be drawn in.
>>14270031>literally every fanfic about Slutrity
>>14270004Luna awkwardly asking Twilight for instruction in modern methods of courtship. She's found some stallion that she is crushing on HARD but doesn't know how to approach him based on today's standards.Of course Twilight knows fuck all about courtship and dating so she and Luna head to the library and start reading trashy romance novels for inspiration, which in turn leads to complete disaster for Luna. Rarity catches wind of the situation and instructs them both in the proper ways of wooing a Stallion.
>>14270004Write that thing about Pinkie Pie I asked you about pls.
Rarity is not a slut.
>25 days left for new horse
>>14270065Are you trying to convince us or yourself?
>>14270065Yeah! Sluts don't get paid!
>>14270065
>>14270083I used this exact argument in high school when some girl tried to tell me sluts and whores are the same thing.
>>14270059Well, I do want to animate with Flash, but being able to draw good in the first place would help.Which pony should I scribble?
>>14270064...Unless you're Cosmo, I'm unsure what you're talking about.>>14270017I like this one for something quick. You want it interactive in the thread or should I just pastebin it?
>>14270096If you're feeling up to it, interactive is always more fun.
>>14269982I've wanted a villian like this ever since season 1. Not to mention it would be an opportunity for someone other than Twilight to save the day.
>>14270092Best oneponk
>>14270127>You literally do nothing here but cause shit and drama.Look in a mirror, asswipe.
>>14270110Sure is. I'll give a go in a few, gotta snack quick.
>>14270127wat
>>14270127>Yell at the artist>Completely ignore Nathan who not only shitposted but posted a picture of himself AGAIN.MLPG logic. Contributors are worse than shit posters.
Goodnight, MLPG.
I'm marrying Cadence! I'm marrying Cadence!
>>14270153Night Dude/tte/ling.Midnight on best coast, have fun Europe and Asia. Talk about the show and what you hope your favorite pony does in their episode.
>>14270127>tfw was about to post the sameSeriously, this guy annoying as fuck.But what is even more annoying is that he manages to whore for attention being anon.
>>14270169But she's already married.
all pony wants to do is cuddle and snuggle with youand sometimes have passionate sexual relations that destroy the bedfollowed by more cuddling and snuggling
>>14270127>>14270171Only bad behavior I see here is from you two fucks.
>>14270148That pony looks suspiciously princelike.
>>14270182Sounds like my kind of relationship.
>>14270182Beds are expensive though
>>14270182Good thing I have a hammock to relax wit
>>14270173I think I could beat him in a duel.
>>14270182Sold!
>>14270171>>14270127>He only posted once.>Freak out and call him an attention whore.What makes it sad, is, anyone could have his filename for an image and rile you up.What did he do to ruin your life?
Pony says she's going to eat you as soon as you fall asleep.
Pony is on the huntPony is after you
>>14270191requesting r34 of those tooshield maiden looks like she will be split in half by prince rhythm
>>14270217No pony, you cannot have my dick.
>>14270210>What did he do to ruin your life?Being an attention whoring fag at MLPG for 2 years
>>14270183Says the whiteknight for a "Contributor" hat is at the least a /b/ level fuck who never got the memo to get the fuck out.
>>14270213I don't think eating me would be good for pony's cholesterol.
>>14270218>implying that isn't the best kind of sex
>>14270191The new captcha is weird
>>14270213>Pony says she's going to eat you...unf
>>14270231What are those ponies made of that makes them do that?
You can't spell gross withoutROSSROSSROSS
>>14270229>>14270226So in other words you are being a complete and utter dick, shitting up the thread for no reason?Typical 4chan behavior at work.
>>14270213>this is my fetishwaking up to a blow job is the best>>14270234where am i implying that anon? I AM REQUESTING IT
>>14270239Hand drawn animation.
>>14270239Eddimantium
>>14270191
>>14270226>>14270229>He does something.>I don't like it!
>>14270241You really should be used to this kind of behavior by now.
>>14270258shiny makes a very pretty mare
>>14270248It was a subtle request for goo ponies
>>14270240Which image do you desire, human?
>>14270152>>14270171How did he even know who that was?
>>14270218>>14270245Ponies aren't for sexual. You should feel bad.
>>14270240>even the fat pony threads don't like him>>14257293
>>14270271Amethyst from Steven Universe
>>14270261Many people do something.Not many of them whore for attention pretending that the spoken something they did worth THIS much.This is where faggotry starts.
>>14270269Oh, okay.
>>14270267Just like his sister.
>>14270213Yeah well I've got her nose.If she eats me, she'll never see it again.
>>14270272rch has the same filename, I studied it.
>>14270275if they aren't for sexual why did they get married, and where did the cake's kids come from?
>>14270267
>>14270277dotkwa is a much better artist than ross with superior understanding of form, weight, and style.
>>14270278I'm not Ross, have fatdoge.
>>14270277I don't think ANYBODY likes him.
>>14270282Yell me, what are his latest crimes?Inform me. Let the general know.
>>14270292ignore cadance's glare, she's just jealous how pretty shiny is a mare
>>14270291They got married because love and hearts. As far as the cake's kids, it is one of life's mysteries.
>>14270304You care too much about this, RCH fuck off piece of shit
>>14270218>Prince Rhythm certainly lives up to his name
>>14270308
>>14270311life's mysteries huhwell, it's not so mysterious to some ponies appearently
>>14270318As an unrelated anon, I don't think you have anything, Ross.
>>14270308>Cadence gets jealous when shiny gets more looks than her
>>14270329>Ross>Caring about RCHpffftt ahahah
>>14270323Heh-heh eh>>14270331Princess of love, should watch out. Jealousy is a green eyed monster...
I want to see R63 of Shiny and his friends playing O&O
>>14270335Your right.He never cares about people with talent.
>>14270326Some ponies? I'm not sure what you're implying there.
>>14270335Ross has been proven to shit over every kind and level of contributor.
>>14270347But he's so hellbent on proving himself. Yet the only thing he proves is his own inadequacy.
>>14270218>Tfw been reading something like that>only problem is it's just a r63 Cadence with regular SA
>>14270347This is why people don't like you, RCFag
>>14270349she knows
>>14270366Perhaps one of the more knowledgeable ponies might be able to solve the mystery.
>>14270351>RCH>Contributor.Holy shit that's a good joke!
what is this stupid meta drama shit, clogging up the thread over 1 fucking post. Night threads are for unfget out metadramafags
>>14270110>>14270017"I told you to duck," you say with a laugh, holding the door to your humble abode open for your guest."And I thought thou meant the fowl," Princess Luna replies with a smile, "Clearly I should participate in these 'snowball fights' more often, to acquaint myself with your terminology." You didn't think it was that hard to pick up, but if it gives you an excuse to spend more time with the Princess, far be it from you to object.You shut the door behind the two of you as Luna removes her scarf, sending the dark purple cloth to rest on the coat stand by the door with her magic before shaking her head, making sure there's no snow left resting on her ears.You remove your scarf and jacket as well, hanging them up beside her scarf as she quietly takes in the view of your home.It's not much, to be fair. Just a simple one bed, one bath, kitchen and living room home. Luckily, this one has a fireplace, and you move past the couch facing it to stack a small pile of timber within it as Luna moves about your home, inspecting knick knacks and photographs gathered during your time in Equestria.You've got the faintest of fires going when she asks,"So, where dost thou keep the cocoa?"You're halfway through a response when you second guess yourself. She's YOUR guest, and she's a princess on top of that! >Insist you make it>Tell her where everything is so she can make it
>>14270386>what is this stupid meta drama shit, clogging up the thread over 1 fucking post.Would have been solved months ago if rch fucked off.
Would you a Ponka that didn't care?
>>14270379Twilight is all book knowledge, we need a mare with hands on experience.
>>14270063Luna can just enter the stallion's dreams and try out different fetishes on him. There is no limit on what she could do.
http://derpibooru.org/459424
>>14270395>>14270017>cute.>cute shit againI remember when he wrote one of the best lewd. Now it just some mediocre boring shit.A pity really, should have left just like TAW, at least saved some of the pride.
I wear the collar.
Vendettas are not a sign of a healthy mind
>>14270401no one is fucking off thoughnot ross, not the shitposters, no one but the soft skinned kids.
>>14270395Why not make it together?
>>14270422Then fucking request some, you cockniggler.
Guys remember when pony pet generals were a thing?
>>14270422Write your own damn lewd.
>>14270428>no one but the soft skinned kids.Yet he is still here, in the streams, in the general, being a waste. RCh you are scum above Sentenal.
>>14270430What part of "does not write lewd anymore" is hard to understand for your retarded autistic brain?
>>14270422>>>14270351
>>14270427Honestly, it's probably someone using a name they've heard about in context all of once spamming it and trying to garner attention.That's not healthy either, but I really doubt they care about blank that much.
>>14270449>bad englishRoss' can speak English just fine.
>>14270407Maybe books wouldn't be all that helpful after all, considering that perhaps Rarity's skills lie in more fashionable categories.
>>14270455He was a greentext "writer" and made a few shit OC's because of it, ones you bronies latched onto. Which is why I have been working with artists to make porn of them. It is worth the money.
>>14270464she also knows a thing or two about being popular
>>14270479You need to get a life.
Anon how does it feel knowing that even if you do fall in love with someone one day you can never carry them around in your shirt?
What if I put googly eyes on my bong?
>>14270429"Perhaps it is best that way. I have not had the pleasure of making my own cocoa in some time," Luna replies, gathering the ingredients scattered about your kitchen while you remove a rather worn looking kettle from a cupboard above the sink."Could we use the fireplace?" Luna asks cautiously, "I'd like to...rest, on the couch while we wait."Well it's not like the kettle will melt. Mixing the milk, cocoa, and a dash of creme, at Luna's request, in the kettle, the two of you meander back to the fireplace. The fire has grown to a healthy size, beginning to warm the small house. You set the kettle in the hot ash away from the actual fire, but close enough for it to heat thoroughly.You hear a light thump, and turn to see Luna sprawled out face first on your couch, limbs spread as though she just jumped upon it.She turns her head and sighs before moving her legs, pulling them under her as she tries to make room for you."I apologize. I didn't think the excitement from earlier would drain me so.">Sit nice and close to her>Give her some space>Let her stretch out on the couch, you'll stand for now.
We're all bronies here, Anon!EVERYONE.ESPECIALLY. YOU.
>>14270493Do you really want a bong that can judge you?
>>14270496I know. I accepted that when I started buying merch because I wanted it not because "I need to support the show".
>>14270495Sit on the floor, near the mantle. The fire's plenty hot enough for us to enjoy.
>>14270495Give her some space.Maybe if we're lucky she'll snuggle in closer on her own.
>>14270379Yeah, like Applejack.
>>14270496But I'm not a brony anymore, I'm a wanderer
Good news, we're on Equestria Daily.Bad news, it's in the Nightly Roundup.http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/nightly-roundup-806.htmlSo, what we need to do is comment about it there to rouse interest and get people involved.The buttmaddening of the community is at stake here.
>>14270506I mean an actual life.Like normal people.
I wish ponies was still good.
>>14270522If he's going this far, he was never "normal people."
>>14270522I know what you meant.I know where the little fuck lives now.
>>14270532Yeah, it's a nice reminder we have mentally ill people posting here.
>>14270514What?
>>14270528Ponies is still good.You just need to take a break and come back in a little less than a month. Then you can see if ponies will continue to be good for yourself.It's okay to take a break. It's okay to unwind.
>>14270539That's not a life.That's just a creepy obsession.
>>14270541I have personality disordersDoes that count?
>>14270514>wanting to cause dramaNOBAD ANON
>>14270548This thing, apparently started on /mlp/: http://www.scribd.com/doc/179447181/Laurie-Awards-Press-Release-October-27th-2013-Copy-pdf?secret_password=1gwvmgfbebx0f4o9ve6oPretty sure the idea is that the majority of jurors are from /mlp/ so that critical analysis or whatever wins out.
>>14270549I CAN'T UNWINDTHEY'LL GET ME IF I UNWINDTHEY'RE CRAFTY THEY IS!
>>14270558It won't be drama if it's truthful.
>>14270541I dunno if I'd call it "nice."
>>14270495>>14270509>>14270511You sit on the floor, between couch and fireplace, holding your hands out in front to warm them by the fire.You hear a slight rustling behind you, the sound of Luna moving around on the cushions.You suddenly feel a weight pressed on both shoulders, and a pair of hooves slowly slide from behind you across your shoulders. A slight weight presses onto your head and back.Luna sighs again, her chest pressing against your back as you hear her exhale slowly above you. She leans on you gently, presumably looking at the fireplace as she does so.>Ask her what's up>Just let her lean against you>Are you sure that's comfortable?
>>14270562Oh. Then you should stay wound, then get to where they can't get to, like off the internet.Maybe you can relax then! It's not normal to be paranoid 24/7
>>14270574Ask her if she really is comfortable. We could get her a pillow or something.
>>14270574Lean back on her."Penny for your thoughts?"
>>14270560That sounds like something you could make a thread about, really.
>>14270574"I'm flattered you think my skull is so comfortable."
>>14270434They were the only General community I was (and still am) legitimately assmad about.I have learn to ignore as much as possible HSG on /co/, filter anything Korra and even avoid shitposting furry threads. But those fags, I swear...
>>14270556Call it what you want, all I need is to study his work habits and ruin his life.Drive home to no house.
StopStop replyingDon't acknowledge him, dont reply to him, ignore those that reply to him, ignore any and all conversation involving him.If everyone would just do that and ignore shit, this entire topic wouldnt be hapening
the fuck is laurie awards
>>14270583>>14270579>>14270589You lean back into her a little, pressing more of your back against her underside and sliding your head under hers a little."Are you comfortable up there? My skull doesn't make the best of cushions, you know.""I am most comfortable," she replies warmly, shifting her head to nuzzle the top of yours with her chin, "You seemed cold, with your hands out like that. I thought perhaps I could help..."She starts to slowly withdraw."Unless, of course, you do not wish for this?"
>>14270608But Anon! I want to be fireside buddies with Luna!
>>14270616me too anonme too
>>14270608I BET BY STATING THE OBVIOUS YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE IMPROVING SOMETHING.
>>14270615"No no, quite the opposite."Nuzzle back against her.
>>14270621sometimes, the obvious isnt so obvious apparently
>>14270594I'm going to require some context for this image.
>>14270608See? This guy talks some reasonable shit,. ignore RCH the faggot. Don't reply to him.
>>14270615Scoot back into the couch, lay your shoulders against her.
>>14270615This>>14270627
>>14270643>Here Dashie, I found a giant turd so I covered it in frosting
>>14270634>I'm going to require some context for this image.This should help.
>>14270650unf
>>14270643God damn it, Dash's legs came off again.
*action*
>>14270636OR DOES HEMAYBE HE'S A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI MEANT TO MAKE US ALL COMPLACENT LIKE THEY DID TO THE MONGOLSSOON OUR PONY WILL DWINDLE TO NOTHING AND THEY WILL STRIKE
>>14270660Glue them back on?
What if Pinkie wants everyone to smile so she can see part of their skeleton?
>>14270668
>>14270643The Twilight one is better
>>14270668*character action*
>>14270688>not posting it
>>14270636But I like RCH. The shitposters about him infuriate me.
>>14270627>>14270645>>14270649You continue to push back against Luna, feeling the heat from her belly start permeating the back of your sweater."No, no, I like this."She leans back into you as best she can, though your movements are slowly scooting the two of you away from the fireplace. And toward the couch."I am relieved," she says happily, moving her hooves together slightly, embracing you fully from behind, "I worried I had made another social blunder, as I have too many times to count."You move a hand over her hooves, squeezing them gently in reassurance. Luna turns her head, rubbing a cheek against the top of your head as she sighs again.The two of you sit like that for a while, the only sounds in the house coming from the fireplace, as the kettle heats up and the firewood pops, and the sound of Luna's tail moving gently against the couch that is now immediately behind her.Leaning back anymore may cause her to topple over the top of you, or tip her onto the couch.>Suggest you move to the couch>Sprawl out on the floor together
>>14270697fuck off rch
>you will never watch as tears pour from Pinkie's eyes the first time she hears Vesti la giubba
>>14270703Move to the couch.It's comfier there.
>>14270696too lewdhttp://metalforever.deviantart.com/art/Commission-A-Big-Spell-Indeed-409908852
>>14270697Then install 4chanX and filter manually. It's even better when you turn off stubs.
>>14270703Can we pick her up? I'd like to see if we can get her on our lap so we can brush er coat.
>>14270708She'd probably just laugh at the chubby man and his silly gibberish-talk.
>>14270715>silent screams<
Pony is listening to chiptune and slowly becoming a sprite, what do you do?
>>14270748Silly pony, everyone knows pony is already a sprite!
which pony would it hurt you the most to see cry?
>>14270708Oh god Pagliacci has a fucking operaI thought he was just for that jokeoh god
>>14270747MT pleas draw some more Twilestia pleasem-maybe a bit lewd?
>>14270759A lonely background pony.
>>14270748>>14270756*chiptunes intensify*
>>14270759That shut-in pony we came up with a few months ago
>>14270481You're right! She's all about the high life and has connections among the upper crust. I still don't understand how that's relevant to the mysterious arrival of the little ponies, though...
>>14270761I'd like to see a Celestia with an alien quality to her. Like she's not quite a normal horse.
Does /b/read still exist? I've been using /b/ for the first time in forever, just out of curiosity, and I haven't seen a thing. There's still furry shit, but I haven't seen a single pony in 20 minutes.
>>14270710>>14270728Taking the matter into your own hands, you gently move out from under Luna. She comes to a gentle rest on her own hooves, looking at you with a mixed look of confusion and sadness."Why have we stopped? Are you sufficiently warm?"You smile a bit as you take a seat on the couch, and Luna moves to the side, still looking confused up to the point you put your arms around her and pull her up onto your lap."Ah!"She cries out in surprise as you lift her with a little effort, the medium sized princess being not quite as heavy as you thought. Plopping her into your lap, you lean her back into your chest.Realizing that you're just moving her for better positioning, she begins to relax, slowly letting herself melt into your embrace. Her wings remain folded neatly against her body, even as they come to rest against your chest and stomach. You hold her gently, trying not to press her too hard into you for fear of harming her wings.She leans her head back, leaning it into the crook of your neck on the left side of your body as you begin to run your hands up and down her sides, earning soft hums of pleasure from her.>Keep running your hands along her sides>Move a hand to her belly>Move a hand to her chest
>>14270759Celestia
>>14270707I am going to reply pretending to be him just to cement your hate.
>>14270783Rub her belly.And maybe give her a kiss on the cheek.
>>14270782They all moved here to shitpost.
>>14270807I hope our hand will slip unintentionally.
>>14270808Not just shitpost, but spend money to shitpost. They could have gone to SA if they wanted to do that.
>>14270768Pony boogiehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDeMkJSaiNA
>>14270782Back rub, back rub! With all those wing muscles tensed all the time a simple, careful rubdown and mild scritching should be wonderful for her.Watch the wingpits though, those are sensitive.
>>14270808It's even sadder when they banned the /b/read and made the /b/tards spread out into /mlp/ and other boards, as well as MLPG.
>>14270782It's not a 24/7 thing.Look at US daytime ban page, there's always one or two 'arise chickun' threads deleted there.
>>14270783Rub belly. Rub belly.
>>14270820>/b/ack rub
>>14270821>>14270822remember that one thing /b/read wrote? Something about how they will continue to shitpost as some form of official rebellion or whatever, it was an entire page
>>14270821But mostly /mlp/ minus MLPG>/b/at pony general>pony /b/utt worship general>the /b/astardized mythological creatures known as pony satyrs>pony /b/rought you to equestria>you /b/rought pony to earth
>>14270783Touch fluffy tails
>>14270822I was using it about 12+ hours ago and I still didn't see anything.
>>14270845>MLPG - a thread should /b/but seriously, /b/ isn't just everything you don't like
>>14270845I thought bat pones were mainly tulpa general users.
>>14270852No, bat pony here first, then it got popular out there, now the nutjobs in here bitch and moan over it.
>>14270845fuck you, ass-worship is the best
Pony doesn't like you.
>>14270722Filtering is for faggots that give up, like you.
>>14270807>>14270835You move a hand down to her belly, earning a mild jolt as your fingers first touch it. As you use your fingertips to gently scratch her stomach, she leans her head further back into your shoulder and lets out a gentle sigh. As you continue, she lowers her head and rubs your neck with it, nuzzling you in an effort to properly show her affection for your actions.You're tempted to give her a kiss, but it's Luna who strikes first.You're busy rubbing her stomach and working your hand up to her chest when you feel her hot breath on your cheek, moments before her lips, firm and warm, press against it.You stop for a moment, until her legs give a gentle kick, and you continue to rub her chest and stomach.You turn your head to look the princess in the eyes, but find them closed as she gently flinches at your ministrations.
>>14270860I know that. I thought you were meaning where /b/ users spanned out to. I just remember bpg being tulpa users at this point.
>>14270864Entirely understandable.I don't like me.
>>14270870Well what are you waiting for?Kiss her back.
You weren't looking hard enough.
>>14270885
>>14270885I still can't believe someone needed this explained.
>>14270898>right over the ponutbest stallions
Your daughter is quite a cutie, anon. How did you ever fall for a sergal-bat-horse anyways?
>every time I see a shitpost
>>14270905this is horrifying in too many ways
>>14270898Who would these two go as for halloween?
>>14270900what do you think sex with Cheerilee would be like?
>>14270915>CaramelQuida>Gorfilla Warfarelicious
>>14270875You move in for the kiss, leaning your head down slowly, savoring the moment.But something is amiss, and the rising high pitched screech that begins to come from the fireplace tells you what you forgot about. The damn cocoa.You're about to get up to remove the kettle from the fireplace to cease it's racket, when Luna's eyes open gently and her horn begins to glow.The kettle rises and is whisked to the kitchen, where it smacks into the sink with a clatter.You can't help but smile as you look away from the sink and back down at Luna, who slowly smiles as she brings her face closer to yours."I believe I already have something warm and sweet..."You'd have laughed at the corniness of her line if her lips didn't sweep into yours, pushing your head back gently at first as she meets you halfway with gusto.Her lips taste of mint, surprisingly. Feeling your neck begin to cramp you gently turn her around, breaking the kiss for a few painstaking moments so she's turned to face you.With a smile she puts her hooves on your shoulders."I always thought I should visit more...Seems now I have no excuse not to."Burying her lips into yours and pushing you back into the couch, Luna provides vastly more warmth to you than the fireplace behind her.
>>14270926Like masturbating while thinking of a cartoon horse
>>14270926It would be a learning experience
http://strawpoll.me/620939
>>14270928>hungercide>delectabitchI have a feeling Pinkie would use these words
>>14270933Isn't that the truth.
>>14270932Play with her wings while you kiss.
>>14270939
>>14270945
>>14270932Punch her in the face to establish dominance
>>14270946
>>14270932Grab her butt
>>14270932turn into cars and roll out to fight the decepticonshurry, earth is in peril!
>>14270951
>>14270959
Pony asked if you know Wayne Brady in real life.
>>14270969>Be a starship captain>Oooh now I know where to fire my missiles
>>14270972>You will never be hypnotized by ponebutt
>>14270972Geez, pony. I don't know Wayne Brady just because I'm white.
>>14270969
>>14270986>>14270969
>>14270992
>>14271003
>>14271010
Okay, stop now.
>>14271012
>>14271012>>14271016okay fine
>>14270942You move your hands to her wings, running them under the folded appendages to make them flare out with a soft whoosh.Getting to work, you rub the base of her wings, feeling the muscles all taught with knots of stress slowly giving way to your methodical fingers. Luna breaks the kiss, her breathing starting to get heavy as she pulls away for a moment. She smiles and flaps her wings once, gently, flexing them again.>>14270953Realizing you can't reach the end of her wings like this, you take the next best approach you can think of, moving your left hand down from the base of her wing until you feel her smooth back give way to a soft rise.Moving your hand further down you take her rump fully in your hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. Luna's body jerks upward for a moment, and she lets out a startled gasp before smiling softly again. She leans her face in towards yours once more, whispering, "So...you wish to...please me, this night..."Her smile widens as she puts her hooves on your chest, then gently pushes you to the side until you're lying on your back atop the couch, Luna straddling your stomach."But..I ask you let me do the pleasing."
>>14271016
Pony drugged you and while you were asleep she put a collar on your neck and invisible cockring on you.The collar has light mind control effects and the cockring is magically linked to her dildo.She hopes you're not too mad.
>>14270972>mew will never stream whose line again
>>14271018
>>14271027Please away.
>>14271030I'm a little mad. I'm probably going to harass pony until she takes both of them off.
>>14271027>"But..I ask you let me do the pleasing."I remember that part from lunaquest hehe
>>14271044But you can't really fight back, every time you try to take off the collar it just makes you feel tired and happy, if you try and harass pony the sensation gets even stronger until you're just on your back drooling like a dog who just got a belly rub.
>>14270584There is.>>14270536
>>14271053Jokes on pony, I am physically incapable of feeling happyAll my happy was replaced with mad
>>14270385Hi NBS
>>14271059The collar reintroduces the feeling of happiness, it's magic, anon.
>>14271053how about I just straddle pony and drip my pre all over her face?
>>14271064>tea inflation
>>14271053Can I appeal to pony to make her stop? Maybe if I break down and cry?I'm asking because it's actually really easy for me to cry and if it works it works
>>14271068I have a magical implant in my brain that converts happy into angry and tired into more angry
>>14271077Better than fupa and teat sheathes
>>14271043You smile, "Please away, Princess."Luna's horn glows once again, and you feel your pants and shoes shift, laces and buttons coming undone, zippers opening readily, then the whole ensemble, underpants and all, are whisked off your legs so abruptly it leaves you feeling cold for a moment.Luna smiles bashfully at your expression as your clothes float to the floor."Forgive me, it's been some time since I've had to..."You reach down with both hands and cup her ass fully, giving it a big, reassuring squeeze that elicits a stifled moan as Luna bites her lower lip.She lets out a hot pant when you continue, unable to keep her hips from grinding back and forth against your stomach. You feel her begin to soak through the thin sweater you wear, and quickly pull your sweater out of the way. The cloth zipping across her sensitive bits sends a shock up Luna's spine and makes her outright yelp with pleasure.With her large rump firmly gripped in your hands, you realize just how easy it would be to pick her up and just enter her right there.
>>14271082It breaks the magical implant.That or pony just straight up mindrapes you.She wants a human pet, and it isn't fun when it's a willing subject.
>>14271053I ask what my new mistress would have me do.
>>14270782Micro Pony Micro Pony
>>14271089>sparkling rainbow hair>extra long horn AND wings>gold jewelry with stupid random gems>power to control the sun>pink eyeswhich deviantart account did you get this shitty mary sue from
>>14271086DO ITrough
>>14271053Why is mindbreak and it's variations, straight or gay, such a hot fetish?
>>14271086Why rush?Take some time to enjoy that butt some more.
>vrooom!
>>14271094The magical implant has a spell on it that undoes any breakage and redirects the energy into making more angryThe spell also affects itself, making the angry immutableFluttershy's collar would probably give me an anger-induced heart attack
>>14271099fyre-flyeshe's better than most of the hugboxers there
>>14271103It's the release. The loss of control. The uninhibited bliss
>>14271111STOP CIRCUMVENTING MY FETISH YOU ASSHOLE
>>14271112SUDDENLY AN UNCONTROLLABLE WEH
>>14271083If I could, I'd draw it. Or animate it."Interactive Celestia Tea Inflation"... Oh jeeze.
>>14271118STOP MAKING ME DO YOUR FETISHBDSM HAS A SAFEWORD FOR A REASON
>>14271120NO
>>14271123>her belly gets heavier and heavier>you can poke it to make her slosh a little>when you do she blushes
>>14271120
>>14271114>implying that she's as good as daftleshis "lyra" character is da bomb
>>14271127>click and drag to rub/lift it>it makes a pleasant, weighty bounce
>>14271130
>>14271118NOPONY JUST GAVE YOU AN ANGER IMPLANT TOO AND NOW YOU'RE ALLOWED TO LIVE WITH YOUR WAIFUBUT YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY OR TIRED, OR YOU'LL FLY INTO A BLIND RAGE
>>14271126
>>14271117I guess that makes sense. But overthinking here, what happens down the line after the mind is broken?
>>14271131>if you play enough she starts panting softly>her back legs tremble a bit
>>14271133UnfDid she force the implant in me? Like magically create inside my headCan she control the functions?
>>14271123>>14271127>>14271131plsi would jizz everywhere
>>14271140there's no going back. you're effectively dead. the personality that liked mindbreak is wiped out, with nothing in its place.
>>14271138>tfw domestic abuse anon will never doodle for us again
Pony just told you to grow some fucking balls, you dumb pussy.
>>14271143SHE KNOCKED YOU OUT AND PERFORMED INVASIVE BRAIN SURGERY. SHE'S SORRY ABOUT THE SHAVED HAIR AND ANY BRAIN DAMAGE SHE MIGHT HAVE CAUSED BUT THAT'S JUST LIFE YOU KNOW? ALSO DON'T TAKE OFF THOSE BANDAGES OR YOUR SKULL MIGHT FALL OFF.SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO THE IMPLANT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANGRY
Pony just told you to grow the fuck up and stop watching cartoons for little girls.
>>14271146That sounds terrible. Must suck for the mindbreak-ee. Where would they go from there?
>>14271105Hearing Luna's sweet moans and the sensation of her grinding against you eggs you on a bit, telling you to play with her ass some more. Digging your fingers in gently you start to really squeeze and massage it, moving your fingers around delicately at first, then just taking big handfuls of her plump posterior in each palm, like kneading dough.Luna's body drops forward under your assault, though her gyrating never stops. Her eyes are closes and her mouth hangs open slightly, her breathing heavy and hot. Her wings are semi flared, occasionally twitching or extending all the way, only to come back to a half deployed state.She bites her lower lip again, opening her eyes as she moves her rump backwards, slowly, fighting the urge to keep scraping it against your stomach as she searches for your throbbing member blindly.>>14271101Unable to contain yourself any longer, you help her find it. Lifting her rump into the air you find her slit with your fingers, teasing the edges of them for a brief moment before holding it open as you bring her down onto your member rather roughly.You hilt inside her with a loud thwap, and her eyes snap open as she bites her lip so hard you think she'll draw blood. She lets out a long, drawn out grunt as her insides squirm around your shaft, pulsating and clenching wildly. You can feel her engorged clit pressing against the upper side of the hilt of your shaft, spasming to the pulse of her walls.A moment passes before she starts to move her hips again, first forward and back, then up and down in slowly increasing increments. She gasps as she tries to find her rhythm while you mercilessly play with her rump."I...I wanted to do the work," she gasps heavily, "But...but you warmed me up so well...I can't resist."
>>14270926Very kind and thankful. Maybe even a little teacher fantasy roleplaying
>>14271160Should I be spoilering this, or is that more annoying?
>>14271146>Implying mindbreak is effective deathThat's extreme hypnosis/mindrapeMindbreak is essentially turning you into a slave who once hated X but now can't function a moment of their life without X or just a dumb slut.'You' as in the current conscious thing wouldn't be dead, but your entire personality would be overwritten.Like imagine if straightedge anon was kept inside a basement and was forced to do drugs for hours a day? And then is only used as a sex toy for his pony master? Eventually after a year or two he'll come out as a complete slutty stoner.
>>14271158biological death. no soul to go to heaven or hell, no grieving to be done. it was just a machine that stopped working.
>>14271165Nah, consistency is good.
>>14271162>saying thank you during/after sex
>>14271160Slip a finger or two in there.
>>14271064>>14271077
>>14270959>tfw lewd girls exist but they don't want you
>>14271162>teacher fantasy roleplaying...Go on...
>>14271167Or a severely traumatized homicdal maniac still drenched in his former master's blood, drinking it from his disembodied head in an attempt to consume whatever drugs the horse had in him.>Birth of a supervillain
>>14271162a person i hooked up with once told me i did an A+ job during sexi liked it
>>14271179>that feel
>>14271138>>14271149
>>14271179>tfw dumped by lewd girl>tfw very conscious of the fact she is being lewd with someone else now
>>14271183nuh-uh because sometimes I fantasize about being a stoner.
>>14271192tex?
>>14271192Of course I hate you Dash. Why do you think I hit you?
>>14271160Put a finger in her ass
>>14271198TOO BAD YOU'RE BANE ON COCAINE NOW
>>14271199Nope.
>>14271206COBAIN
>>14271194>that fucking feel
>>14271199nawtex could never draw that well
>>14271194>tfw there are people being lewd right now>some of them are in groups>exploring their sexual selves>and you aren't invited
>>14271183>birth of supervilliansyou have no idea what the fuck you are talking aboutlook up cults, and brainwashing, along with Stockholm syndromest8 edge anon would be begging for his fix and pony's sexings
>>14271158>>14271158[Spoiler]It doesn't matter anymore. Every day serving and pleasing their master/mistress is lived out in pure, ecstatic bliss
>>14271174It's hot.
>>14271219>implying that there's not always one strong willed person that goes full edgy
>>14271218>there are people out there right now performing all of your fetishes at once
>>14271185>tfw can't take that test to be graded
>you will snuggle a pone that satisfies all your deepest fetishes
>>14271218>tfw there are people being friendly right now>some of them are in skype groups>exploring their social selves>and you aren't invited
>>14271175>>14271202Her winking increases, her insides quivering and spasming crazily as she increases her pace.You move a hand from her cutie mark toward those quivering walls, teasing the edges of her slit even as she pumps up and down. Finding no success there, you move your fingers up, teasing the edge of her anus with a finger before slipping one inside.The effect is immediate, her anus clenching and forcing her insides even more firmly pressed against your member, that slips in and out of her with increasing difficulty.Luna cries out as you add a second finger, no longer able to concentrate on pumping up and down, she gyrates, grinding against your dick restlessly as it's buried inside her."Ah! Aaah!" she cries, raising her head and shouting at the ceiling with her eyes closed, unable to keep her composure any longer, "Yes! Harder, please!"You press the hand on her cheek down as hard as you can manage, trying to push her down more onto your dick as she requests, while simultaneously fingering her anus harder."I can't.....can't hold on!" she cries, wings flaring fully as she manages to pull her body up for another thrust.When she comes down, she comes down hard, burying your cock inside her as far as it can manage, scraping her insides all the way up, hitting her everywhere she needs to climax.And what a climax it is, Luna yelling your name, eyes closed, wings flared, her insides gripping you like she'll never let you go.There's no way you can pull out, so firmly does she have you. The waves of hot, wet spasms are too much to bear and you tip over the edge, crying out with Luna as you dig a hand into her rump and blast her insides with your seed.Spurt after hot spurt rocket into her like a stream, each pulse of your dick sending another jet deep into her as her insides coax each and every last drop out of you. The feeling is incredible, waves rippling around your cock as it throbs inside her mercilessly. [cont.]
>>14271223you sir, are an idiot, everyone can be broken. that line of thinking will lead you to believe you would be the kind that can withstand it, and be sucked all the much easier.
>>14271230>in your dreams>you will not remember them
>>14271222Why does she dye her hair? She'd set the town on fire with that style
>>14271220Well clearly they would have to have something to make a living with and pass the time between their pleasings.
>>14271180I'm still thinking of doing that fapfic of Cheerilee persuading and teaching a virgin Big Mac.
>>14271230pony is unfit to satisfy my deepest fetishespony does not have feet, nor an uneven coat
>>14271234>suckedsucked intop kek
>>14271238do it
>>14271233uuunf
>>14271238Neat.
>>14271239pony has 4 feet
https://derpibooru.org/289183
>>14271233NOWAUTOBOTSTRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT
>>14271206Well if that's the case I'll save some of my master's blood and work vigorously with zebras and then do some alchemy with zebras until I got the perfect drugs, I'd sell some to the dragon youth and some to the Griffon youth, no doubt they'd take it and diamond dogs would be an easy sell.After months of getting a shit ton of dragons,griffons and diamond dogs hooked what could be compared to the virus from "Crossed" I'd attack ponyville, but not in a war kind of way, but having more and more griffons live there until they manage to get the pony citizens hooked as well.I'd also wear a nice fur coat with the skulls of pony guards on them and a ivory white armor with a chemical bonding model embroiled on the top.But I'd still just want to be a stoner and living with gilda
>>14271234I'm the type that would use kidnapping as an excuse to commit a somewhat dignified suicide.
>>14271233Okay, I can't hold it, brb
>>14271236Maybe that's why.
>>14271247>She give mac a F>a F>aAAARG
>>14271264But F isn't a vowel.
>>14271254Griffon Gilda?Would you touch her paws?
>>14271263no light pink highlight
>>14271267But F is pronounced "eff," which leads with a vowel sound, so "an F" is correct.
>>14271264>Mac gave her a D
>>14271233Praise the Jesus.
>>14271269of course.
>>14271267It begins with a vowel sound. Say both out loud and see which one sounds better!
>>14271275Yiffer
>>14271280would you sniff her paws
What if pone's entire body had the same texture as a cat's nose?
>>14271233Even as the pulsing slows, no more seed left to spurt into Luna, the two of you tremble, still joined together and panting heavily. Luna can't seem to find the energy to move, eventually just lying down atop you, the top of her head brushing your chin as she tries to regain her breath.You let go of her ass, feeling like she's going to have a permanent hand print of yours obscuring her cutie mark after this bout.Eventually, she opens her eyes, staring up at you as she breathes deeply, catching her breath.And she smiles."From...the feeling within me," she says, swallowing to clear her throat, "I think I did well to please you."She winks, then turns her head so that an ear rests against your chest.You can't help but give a curt laugh, putting the hand that was gripping her rump so fervently moments ago on her back with a gentle pat.There's no way to disagree with that statement. But next time, you'll do some pleasing for her. She deserves it. She's a princess, after all. Your princess.The two of you stay together that night, lying on the couch together for as long as possible before having to rekindle the fire and gather blankets for the night.The morning brings a new day and a new life; And you will greet it together.[The end.]
>>14271281I pronounce "F" with an "ffff" sound instead of "eff"
>>14271289>Not a cat's tongue
>>14271290>and a new lifeoh god
>>14271285You know me so well
>>14271237To the rest of the world, you seem to be living your life just the way you were before. But the instant you're off the clock, it only takes Pony saying your trigger word once to reduce you to a quivering, eager-to-please heap
>>14271288Sniff and lick them when she's taking a huge hitI'd even suck on her toes
>>14271292>I pronounce "F" with an "ffff" sound instead of "eff"Never before has ISHYGDDT been more fitting
>>14271292>How did I do, anon?>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf>What>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF>Please don't swear>You got a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF>A fucking what? Spit it out!>I told you pony, a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>14271292Ah, that explains it. When saying the letter out loud, English people usually say "eff".
>>14271305>Living in England>2013Canada strong
>>14271298you should smoke so you can appreciate how hot that fantasy isit's really hot
>>14271310>Not living in Eurasia.Shiggy Diggy
>>14271292>I pronounce "F" with an "ffff>an fff>anFUCK YOU, YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSEYou know how people get ADD from seeing a messed up pattern? Bad grammar does that for me
>>14271310But Canadians say it "eff" too. Or even "eff tabarnac d'ostie d'crisse", but the result is the same.
Æff
>pony will never prepare you a steaming bath of yogurt thick semen
>>14271318I knowI say "fffff". I pronounce all the letters like how they're typically used in writing>aaah>buh>suh>duh>eh>fff>guh>>14271317Specifically to fuck with people like this
>>14271318>>14271310>>14271305I'm pretty sure 'fff' anon is trolling or has a warped understanding of phonetics.Because I'm pretty sure F is pronounced "eff" in basically every English accent/dialect. It's not like the Z=zee/zed thing.
>>14271295That was more a life with Luna thing, not having a kid.
>>14271313I'm a bit terrified to go outside and I'm extremely nervous around people I've never met, especially shady highschoolers who probably never heard of a trichrome.Also the whole psychoactive drug bit.
>>14271338Aw...
>>14271342You can interpret it either way, it's vaguely worded enough.I'm non committal on either front. It's vague for a reason.
>>14271339>not living in washington or colorado>not having an MLPGer bring you some DANK WEED NIGGA>DADADADADADADA>DOUBLE D O DOUBLE G>SNOOP DOGG SNOOP DOOOOOOGGG>DADADADADADADA>DOUBLE D O DOUBLE G>SNOOP DOGG SNOOP DOOOOOOGGG
>>14271297I wonder if that's Shining's life with Cadence. He should've learn that about her before marrying her.
>>14271339Where do you live? Maybe I can hook you up.
>>14271334>Specifically to fuck with people like this
>>14271346>ordering weed from mlpg>a scrawny teenager in a rarity T-shirt drives up in a beat up car blaring shitty hip hop>awkwardly crawls out the car window>pulls a rarity body pillow out of the passenger side window>slaps its ass>tries to walk with a swagger up to your house>tries to kick down your door>shouts "PONY BROUGHT YOU SOME WEED">drops a bag of dope on your porch and walks off>gives his rarity pillow a deep kiss>crawls into the car and speeds off>zero to thirty in six seconds
>>14271362Jersey City.
>>14271373Well that painted something great in my head.
>>14271373>Honks his horn>"BOOP BOOP"
>>14271321/wɛ̃h/
>>14271373>six seconds>not zero to thirty, barely
>>14271376Can't help you thereJust look for people who look stoned and ask if they can hook you upeveryone smokes
>>14271372ffff uh kuh yih oh uh tuh oh oh
>>14271389\wæh\
are we still Gilda
>>14271373
>>14271146So what IS the breaking point?
>>14271398And her luscious paws?Yes.
>>14271406we blazang now
>>14271398I hope so
>>14271398
mindbreak is a shit fetish and you're all plebs
>>14271397/pɑ̃ɱkæpʊ/
Gilda a shit
>>14271417mind control is much betternon-consensual mind control is best
>>14271418Pïnkłpłoʒ
Wood jew?
>>14271417I wish I were a unicorn so I can mindbreak you until you want nothing but for me to invade your mind.>>14271427This is kinda true
>>14271428You're a shit.I want Gilda to choke me and roughly jerk me off until I cum or pass out
>>14271417>I've never read Victim GirlsIt's not that it's a bad fetish, it's just that only the Japs do it right.
>>14271432pu:'kapu:k
>>14271417You're a shit fetish.
>>14271428you a shit
What if you turned into a slutty mare with a winking horsevag and got fucked so hard that your foal had 8 legs and was the best of horses
>>14271440пейке пей
>>14271444Well obviously I'd have to get fucked and preggo'd a lot more.
>>14271444Go to sleep Loki
>>14271444TO ODIN HE'S A BROTHERA BROTHER WHO IS SSSSSSSLYHE WHO CHANGES HIS SHAPEAND RIDES ACROSS THE SKY
>>14271446*dehumanizes and faces to bloodshed*
>>14271444Then I would be the mother of Sleipnir
>>14271444speaking of norse mythologyi want to fuck fenrir in the butt while i stroke his knot, lick him clean, film the whole thing, and give the footage to loki
>>14271462>>14271456>>14271452>>14271451>>14271444>the horse and snake who hold up the heaven and the earth
>>14271367I don't want to sound like a paedophile or nothing, but I would pound that ass
>>14271451That's my Aspiring Slutty Mare friend :>>>14271462to bad he's chained up for good
>>14271462Hot
PONY IS BEING SHOT AT
>>14271466can't wait to see Yggdrasil in the premiere
>>14271475>freespace>2013DIVE DIVE DIVE
Firm Potent Balls
>>14271486That's not freespace
>tfw want to fap now>but also want to build up capacity to make a video for hotglueanon later
>>14271497All games look the same to me
>>14271499Best of both worlds: edge, no release
>>14271499>Want to fap to a lot of things at the moment>Have to stop jacking off so much
>>14271503racist
>>14271514Can't blame meThe freespace open modders copy eve's aesthetic a lot and I'm sleep deprived right now. So every FPS looks like doom and every space thing looks like freespace.
>>14271483>the mane six enter a strange forest, somehow filled with animals and spring flowers, yet at the same time covered in snow and ice>at the center of the forest they find a great tree growing out of an immense rock>the tree opens its eyes, revealing itself to be an ent>"I am Yggdrasil-in-Ymir. I am the forest, I am life."
>>14271503i only ever really played 5 games in my entire life with sincerity.
>>14271523>fluttershy's ladyboner intensifies
>>14271497that looks familiar. isn't that the extremely edgy postal 2 mod?
>Fap to something>Feel immediately awful about fapping to it, since someone's life might be ruined
>>14271507thanks. is it possible to keep it up for a few days?
>>14271540run
>>14271539I did it for four days once. Was pretty good. I'm not even on the stack and I had to clean up some. Really curious what kind of load I can get with it, now...
>>14271540Throw it out the window while it's a baby and pray a wandering timber wolf eats it
>>14271550>yfw it's raised by timerwolves and comes back to eat your dick
>>14271540Watch with pride as it outruns all the satyrs with their silly horse legs
>>14271540I'd give them clothes, poor things. They must be cold like this.
>>14271540>human ass and legs for sex>pony everything else for cuddlingincest time
>>14271558>my spiritual liege when
>>14271580This reminds me of Sexual Lobster for some reason.
>>14271580this what happens in chess
>>14271373Thank you for that.
good night mlpg
>>14271607G'night!
What are you fapping to right now.
>>14271599Best post in MLPG in a week
>>14271482>You will never see the Princess Bitch rape comics because a few Tumblrbabies complained
>>14271599PFF
>>14271615The thought of what I'll do with my partners on F-List. Things like cuddling, deep creampies, and home-cooked dinners
>>14271540Check to see if there are any laws against incest in Equestria.
>>14271621Into the stash it goes.
>>14271615That same gilda pic of her smoking pot.I think I should write a fic and not actually finish it, just like that diamond dog transformation fic about licking Gilda's paws.
>>14271615An old Cadence domming/bi-onizing Shining fic.
Chrysalis long,slimy,ebony giving you a tongue job while she casually reads the mail
>>14271697Bend over.
>>14271697What happened to angoor?
ded
>>14271697Milktank
>>14271697The beast awakens.
>>14271711>The Claw
>>14271711
>>14271697FUCK ME~ ROOGNA
Is it wrong I want to have a big, lovey-dovey cuddle-pile amongst Niggerfaggot, Rose, MT and others?
>>14271711it's good
>>14271733I want to too.
>>14271733I want it too.
>>14271748
>>14271733>they are in a cuddle pile>you approach>they ask if you contribute>say no>they tell you to leave
>>14271760no, no, you're the one who contributed the idea to cuddle
>>14271756Okay, how about this?
>>14271760>they are in a cuddle pile>you approach>they see you and all suddenly decide to disband
>>14271760[screams externally]
>>14271760>"What did you contribute?">I shitposted a lot and ruined MLPG for a bit before succumbing to my fetishes almost to the point of wanting to do what I hated with a character I previously didn't care for.>They forever ban me from the MLPG orgy, MLPG party, MLPG (anon-inclusive) cuddle pile and pony hug fest.
How do I draw pone well?
>>14271792http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
>>14271792Draw without meticulously pondering if you drew that line perfectly enough, preferrably while you're also relaxed and/or if you're drawing smut, edge. don't question it, just edge enough to feel it
>>14271796I've studied those back to front already>>14271799If I don't question my lines, I'll end up with a bunch of really shitty linesOnly edge if I'm drawing smut? Or always edge?
>>14271373ha
>>14271792>Could've been drawing halloween based pone>Sat around for 6 hours hours waiting for myself to pick up the ball>waste more time doing nothing in mlpg for a few more.
>>14271806only if.you draw better sex-bits and stuff when your mind is actively in such a state.and I meant the not-caring-so-much when you draw before the lineart and stuff.
>>14271806Did you read the books and follow the links that lead to more links?
>>14271815Well it's the lineart where I spend hours on a single line, I have no problems in the sketching phases>>14271816To some extent, I went through a ton of sites until they started linking back to each other
>>14271830How many years have you been drawing?
When ponies attack
>>14271832>years2 months
>>14271799>>Draw without meticulously pondering if you drew that line perfectly enough>tfw I can never do thatIt's holding me back so much but I just can't seem to get rid of it
>>14271836BDF pls
>>14271847who
Neigh
>>14271867those hair-do's are HIDEOUS
balls
>>14271851>>14271847I wonder if he's still alive and drawing. from the leaked chatlogs it would seem he's very much alive.
>>14271872>aliveyes>drawingno
>>14271871OF STEEEEEEEL
>>14271871big sweaty musky stallion balls
>>14271875really, that's a shame, he was good.
>>14271879unfhttp://derpiboo.ru/310887
>>14271836Sounds like you need to just keep at it. Think about it like this: break down what a drawing is and work on that. Such as from a sketch to construction lines to geometric shapes to lines, arcs, and circles. If you strengthen the basics, the finished product will be better. Do exercises. Watch this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgDNDOKnArk
>Hey, Anon! I made you a chocolate pie!https://derpibooru.org/459387
>>14271886
>>14271884I wish I could play with pony's balls
>>14271879>>14271884I could only like it if it was futa. I can't explain why.
>>14271885I've actually already seen this one, is it worth watching the follow-up video then?
>>14271892Maybe you're straight?
>>14271891and what exactly would you do with them, anon?
http://derpiboo.ru/459235
Why do we have all these scat fetishits all of a sudden
>>14271898i like lamar's style
>>14271899It's best fetish
>>14271895>Futa>Straight
>>14271898It looks like the genitals are literally just pasted on top
>>14271896I'd message them, play with them. See if I can cause the stallion to get an erection from it.
>>14271907Shut the fuck up Faceless
pony used the last of the milk
>>14271912>message themHello, balls? this is anon.
>>14271892>Wanna have some fun, Anon?http://derpiboo.ru/447796
>>14271894What's another thirty minutes that could possibly help? Watch it while eating or something. The most important thing is experience. It's okay to be bad. Everybody is in every single skill when they first start. Mozart didn't know how to play a piano and Bob Ross couldn't paint. Forgive yourself and keep at it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYlCVwxoL_g
>>14271909[insert link to the study done on search data collected by porn sites here]
>>14271917As if I'd be the Ur-God who touched our threads with His omnipresence and benevolence, covering us with His increasing filth gradually, so that We may survive the shitstorm that has passed, leaving the weak behind
>>14269893moon pony best pony
>>14271912oh my your stallion certainly seems to respond, but now you have his both his erection and his balls demanding your attention. are you sure you can handle this?
>>14271907
>>14271923You should ask when I WOULDN'T want to have some fun
>>14271926[insert explanation on how wanting to bone something with a dick is not straight]
Why is she so perfect?
>>14271937science disagrees, that is all
>>14271942Science agrees with me actually
>>14271942>>14271945Science says you're favorite pony is shit
>>14271945Not really, according to the study the vast majority of straight people like futa, or rather, having no knowledge of the existence of it, a gayer variant, ladyboys. On the other hand gays don't really give two shits about it. An alternate explanation would be that the vast majority of men are bisexual.
>>14271932Isn't that guy supposedly the manliest brony?
>>14271961DustKat, yes. He got scared by a bunch of fags from /mlp/ dropping spaghetti around him.
>>14271952That's complete hogwash, majority of straights hate futa
>>14271924I guess I'll keep working on this and go have a look at that video a bit later. Thanks anon
>>14271952According to the study you are a faggot and will die of faggotry in the next several horses
>>14271930I think I'd have to slowly start rubbing is head a little bit with my other hand, while I lick suck and massagefixed plump scrotum. And also use my thumb to stimulate his perineum.
>>14271952Quite trying to act like your fetish is normal and everybody likes it
I wish I could have a futa pony shit in my mouth and fuck me up the ass until she makes a cum and piss cocktail inside of me
>>14271973consider a human centipede
>>14271964No problem. And remember, only you stand in your way.More motivational garbage: http://mlpg.co/art/res/24.html
Pony stole the cookie from the cookie jar
>>14271970>>14271963I'm not $100 sure this is it, but I can't watch it now, the article makes it seem that wayhttp://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/our-sexual-desires-exposed-by-neuroscientists-porn-study-20110621-1gcol.html
>>14271983You mean the ones I put laxative in in order to test her?
>>14271990What a great idea. Now, let's parade her out the door and feed her some more cookies.
Can we be /co/ for a second?I'm still extremely angry that they sent Ugly Americans to the chopping block but kept Futurama on for more episodes.
>>14271980>creative work>good tasteLooks like whoever made this has never taken a visit every "creative" website on the internet.
>>14271994I thought Futurama had finished?
>>14271994>>>/co/
>>14272000I know it finished but at the time of cancellation it wasn't finish.
>>14271995Ira Glass
>>14271968your stallion has just closed his eyes and started rocking his pelvis gently to complement your motions. soon you find that his head is a little slick, and a small stream of pre runs don to his balls. do you continue?
>>14271985That doesn't say anything about futa
>>14272011I'd only slowly stimulate what is getting wet from the pre with my fingertips, and lick up whatever gets to the balls.>do you continue?Y.
>>14271983Who me? C-Couldn't be...
>>14272039I locked the toilet door, pinkie.eat the laxative cookiesenjoy them while you can
http://derpibooru.org/459167>Jin is a diaper fetishist
>>14272033the stallion starts whimpering and the motions of his pelvis get faster and less coordinated so that your tongue runs all the ways from his balls up to his shaft, which is now glistening with pre
JUSTFUCKTHE STALLIONALREADY
What does MLPG listen to?
>>14272087anything that tickles my fancy that isn't dubstep, polka and shit like that
>>14272087All kinds of stuff really but most of my attention lies within metal and chiptunes.
http://i.imgur.com/4dvw7Gt.gif
>>14272084No way, you have to enjoy the ride.
>>14272095I SHOVE MY ARM GENTLY INTO THE STALLIONS ASS AND MASSAGES HIS PROSTATEHE CUMSTHE END
>>14272071May as well see if I can tickle his wet frenulum via licking. I'd start getting really aggressive with massaging the perineum area with my fingers as my other hand holds his shaft slightly away from his body.
>>14272087i've taken a liking to house lately, but it's electronica in general, with bits of hip hop and indie rock somewhere as well
what is even going on in here
>>14272094I like this. A lot.>tfw no hyper busty happy cutie to be friends with
>>14272087Came across this. Been loving it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWmE8T09-G4
>>14272087sound of my jaw cracking
>>14272087All different styles of music, been interested into indie/alternative/psychedelic rock lately
>>14272087http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h5ik7qCSIg
>>14272087http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKD-MVfC9Ag
>>14272087http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sN86n4HQaI
>>14272087Pony
>>14272087http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5JqLwyI70w
>>14272176>tfw we randomly ded at times
>>14272013Found ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
>>14272187didn't mean to reply to that post.
>>14272196But pony understands
>>14272193pfft pathetic
>>14272193/pol/ was right again
>>14272071http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJBNwHoXQns
>>14272223i'm sorry. i'm not good at writing sexy. it's all clunky and awkward when i try, i just hope you were able to finish yourself, somehow
>>14272228I thought you were the better of the two of us. I'm the one that always drives people off.
>>14272228>>14272238Jesus Christ, will you two just fuck already?
>>14272193I have made it my solemn duty to post this link every time this video is postedhttp://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2011/05/a-billion-made-up-conclusions.htmlNot only because the bad research method employed and the absolutely travesty of the survey at hand but because the hilarious way the Ogi propped himself up by simply falsely affiliating himself with Boston University.
>>14272238i'm really sorry. fiction is really not my thing
>>14272244>fucking random people on the internet
I'm sad again,mlpg.
I feel really bad for any who got dragged into this fandom. I wish this board didn't have to exist.
>>14272273>ERPing random people on the internet
>>14272280>Again>Not being sad 24/7
>>14272244i would a cute anon
pony is speaking in third person again
>>14272282beats risk
>>14272313God damnit, Luna
>>14272325I hope we get more of that in the new season.
>>14272313goddamnit trixie, stop it
There are many people who roleplay as ponies in the comment sections of websites.
>>14272340*cums*
>>14272325But she's so adorable when she does that.
>>14272340the first pic i posted on ponibooru had ERP in the comments. eugh
>>14272346I think she's more adorable when she's squatting her big, glistening, malleable butt over my face and taking a royal dump
>>14272346>"I love you">Not "Luna is affection Towards Thee" in olde english
>>14272352Only Luna's Replace talks like that.
>>14272355You're right. She's only affectionate towards big strong stallions, not wimpy humans.
>>14272245I'm sorry but that entire thing reads as if it was written by an angry feminist trying to prove that men and women are 100% the exact same in every way plausible and it's the patriarchy forcing us to be different.They raise some good points, but they are much better covered in this article http://neuroanthropology.net/2009/09/07/surveyfail-redax-downey-adds-to-lende/and that guy is again clueless about the subject matter as well. It might very well be a shit survey but this is shit critique of the survey.
>>14272359From the thumbnail I keep thinking this is something lewd and the heraldric crest is actually an internal shot of something.
>>14272359That's so fucking unf.
I don't masturbate to the images I save, I save them so when someone comes looking for that an image/image like it I can post itI don't rarely masturbate at all, and it's not like I'm a busy person either and I've never had sexI just like thanks to make up for inability to do something actually useful or productive
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cums
>>14272399Christ, what an asshole.
>>14272383I don't even know why I save images anymore. I never post them or view them.I don't even need porn to jack off. Which is a problem because I can't stop jacking off.
What would MLPG be like if season 1 was the only season?
>>14272399heh.
>>14272422permaded
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>14272452>scissor tiaraThat seems very unsafe.
>>14272383I too have amassed a pointlessly large collection of images.I've been considering just deleting them all to make space, any thing I need, i can just find on the internet.The only thing stopping me is that I like to use some images and I want to keep the porn in the event of an internet emergency if Im just feeling too lazy to look for some online
>>14272452you're a couple of months too late, this image is quite old
Hey MLPG, why didn't Kenshiro kill the thread? Because it was already dead
>>14272479your face is already dead,scrubbles
>>14272479
WAKE UP
>>14272497So Twily's parent is okay with sending their filly to be look after by Celestia?
>>14272497jesus, not so loud
>>14272509Nah, Celestia was lying down to get Twilight to take her nap. Twilight doesn't deal with bedtimes very well.
>>14272510Won't the spike hurt that pony? I know it hurts like hell from personal experience.
>>14272529bats are god tier at handling those things
Sugarcube
>>14272535bat is clumsy
>>14272497It is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa.
>>14272625bat is used to having wings to compensate
>>14272524Well that is cute of her.
Has anyone played Clive Barker's Clive Barker's Jericho by Clive Barker? Its 2 bucks right now and was wondering if its any good. Or even decent.
>>14272639I know what you're referring to but copying the e-mail field doesn't give me the full link and I'm wayyy too lazy to copy it manuallywhy would you put it in there
>>14272738I don't even know what that is. It sounds like a card game or fancy underwear.
>>14272759Some shootan game with monsters and stuff. Clive Barker's Undying was pretty cool.
>"No, you're drunk, this isn't right."Is that phrase even slightly familiar to any of the characters?
>>14272738I watched a friend play it on PS3 once. It looked like an average, playable yet forgettable spooky shooter.
>>14272738i played itit was okay for awhilegot bored of it
>>14272755I tend to do do that is the subject matter is notponehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrlKC60jjSg
>>14272785>>14272786So would you say 2 bucks would be reasonable?
>clopsort is dead and will never return
>>14272790I remember watching that like 10 years ago on newgrounds before I even understood most of the englishgood times
>>14272804sure id pirate it instead
http://derpiboo.ru/442192unnnf
>>14272855I really hate that kind of genitalia, it always just looks like they tore a hole in their ballsack
>>14272865The best is a vagina on top of the dick.
>>14272874
>>14272878It's ok Pinkie, I'd personally prefer your vagina around my dick.
>>14272889
Applebloom.
unf
Applejack.
>>14272909http://derpibooru.org/77918?
>>14272865yeah, not to mention alot of the penis is internal. God probably looks at this stuff and says "ugh"
>>14272914okay.tiff
>>14272896IHaterecolorsno offense, anon
>>14272933It's okay anonHalf the time I don't even notice and the other half of the time I don't really care that they are
>>14272914I don't understand but that's not going to stop me
>>14272908>you'll never snuggle up next to sb>you'll pretend he's one of his bulky ocs
which part of the horse is your favorite
>>14272940ok
>>14272974The muzzle
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>14272974I like all parts of pony
>>14272853your stars are much more brighter and vivid than our stars, and greater in number
>>14272970>you will never convince Celestia to magic you a hyper cock
>>14273002PLS DON'T HEAR ME SAYPLSSSSSSSSSSS OH BABYDON'T GO!
>>14273002THE NIGHT COULD LAST FOREVER
>>14273011>you will never convince her to let you snuggle her hyper cock
>>14273011I'd rather have her magic me to be a stretchable fucktoy for her royal behemoth of a cock
>>14272974The butt, eyes, tails, docks, bellies, chests, ears, mane, hooves, and snout
Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
>>14273020>>14273021>Futa princess CelestiaMy niggas
>>14273021what if the royal sisters magicked your insides to hold hundreds of times more mass than you could possibly have before, before they both took turns hyper-shitting down your greedy gullet
>>14273043I don't even like futa that muchI just love Celestia in all her formsand huge dicksI love huge dicks too
>>14273065Spaerk pls
>>14273032pony should stop watching bad shows.
Eh heh heh, w-what do you mean you prefer a large hefty cock over a winking mare vagina?
>>14273097At least pick a different ponythis is boring now
>>14273097I'm sorry Twilight, that's just my preferencenow are you going to turn me into a slutty mare or not
