Twitht editionOld horthe: >>14225293
Ah fuckwrong fieldwill it still find it?
>>14228753>>14228762
I thupport thith thread
>>14228753>>14228762That is quite the beef anonIt may be time to commit Zuikaku
OTP
>>14228769B-movies?
Thlap my ath
>>14228769Ah, all's good then.
Cutest filly!
>>14228786I forget, have you ever drawn Twist?
>>14228786>she's gonna eat me!>oh my goooooooooooooooooood
>>14228804Nope
S1 was mostly boring with bits of goodS2 was mostly good with bits of crapS3 was mostly complete fucking garbage with bits of goodSo S4 is going to be mostly good with bits of unbelievably shitty, right?
>>14228811
>>14228780But i did Zuikaku yesterday.Can i commit Kawasaki today?
>>14228811her friend is pretty cute, too
>>14228819>Implying S3 ever got as bad as S1 or S2 did
>>14228819>S3 was mostly complete fucking garbage with bits of goodbut that's wrongIt was okay with bits of really good and really bad
https://e621.net/post/show/393636/2013-animated-barefoot-blue_fur-blush-clitoris-clouunf
>>14228825no, fuck yougo commit nintendo
Twist is prepared for winter--are you?
>>14228811>>14228804Very cute, very smart and over-all very cute fillies.
>>14228825I don't know what will happen if you commit something that does not end in -kuCan you do that?
>>14228819Opinions. I don't think it was completely garbage. Hit and miss really. It was a really polarizing season though
>>14228852Still can't decide between hottie adult Twist and cute chubby adult Twist
>>14228862Yes. I've committed nintendo a few times. It's like committing Sudoku, only with different colors
>>14228792Just whatever the palace has available.>>14228796Now, there is one thing; I don't think the sub locator can find the thread if the keyword's only in the name field.I'm mostly concerned with http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/, since that's kind of what the marker was set up for in the first place, but maybe be a little more careful in the future? I know a good number of people use the other one to find the latest thread.
>>14228922OhI use the other oneBut it redirects to arch when marker is gone so it should be good, i guess.I forgot that 4chan x puts name on the left, will try not to forget it again.
>>14228945Ah, does it? Well, that's good, then. Everything will be just fine.
>>14228974You know what else is good?Your face
messing around
>>14228992That face looks like nightmares and bad dreams.
>>14228992You shouldn't mess around with FluttershyShe needs a stable relationship
>>14228974[boops externally]
>>14228811>that third eye blinkhnggg
>>14228786>open new horse>first thing I see is ross
>>14229010click the link
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/image/5bc1G_IRUMxt39veVn2Efw
>>14228862Try zandatsu
>>14228992Her snout looks like it has a gigantic bridge, making it more like a massive nose than a qt boopable snout.Also, I'm not sure, but the right eye (her left) shouldn't be shaded nearly that clearly.
Do you think Rainbow Dash always flies down to the ground to go to the bathroom?
>>14228992i'll tell them you have autism
>>14229116she performs for crowds of thousands
red beb redemption
>>14229043>Bestiality will never be legal in my country
>>14229137>Dual lightning claws in non terminator armorSpace Wooooolves!
>>14228819S4 is going to appeal to furfags
>>14229194You mean we're going to get more ponies lewdly standing next to each other?
I want Twist to shit on my face.and then Pinkie.and then Cup Cakeand then Celestiaand then--
>>14228806Nah, she's too fugly. I'd rather draw Rumble before Twist. As a matter of fact...
>>14229218>>14229218No appealing to poeple who wear yiff suits.
>>14228819>S1 was mostly boring with a lot of long scenes of good.>S2 was mostly complete fucking garbage with very tiny bits of good>S3 was mostly complete fucking garbage with bits of goodFTFY
>Go to /int/>realize it's so much better than hereBye guysThere I can talk to syrians and be with my bretherin.
>>14229240what if your favorite pony was a furry?
>>14229255>implying you can't be both places
>>14229252You anon have shit tastes of extraordinary proportions. I bet you like call of duty
>>14229267whatever you say brony
>>14229189>non terminator armorwhat?
>>14229176Uh apparently it's legal in my country but it's illegal to distribute bestiality porn
>>14229255Have you seriously been coming to strictly MLPG all this time? Are you retarded?I've never had MLPG open without having /k/. /vg/, /co/, and /fit/ open too.
>>14229266I come here for boredom. To fill my time. I can go to better boards for that.
>>14229286>Laws in charge of making sense>>14229296You'll be back when you realize you can't post ponies on those boards.
>>14228846C'est si bon.Si bon...! SI BON...!aaaaaaand remorse.
>>14229314>Bestiality or ‘zoophilia’ (sex with animals) is completely legal within 17 different countries, which are: Belgium, Brazil, Cambodia, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Japan, Mexico, The Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Sweden and Thailand.>However, the only countries where the sale and ownership of zoophilic pornography is also legal are Brazil, Denmark and Sweden.>Bestiality is legal in Russia>but being gay isn'tPff
>>14229281It didn't look like it since her head is bigger than the hood for the helmet, significantly so.
>>14229255>lel [place] is better den here! see ya suckers~later faggot
>>14229339>Denmark>SwedenBut not NorwayGod. Fucking. Dammit.
>>14229227>Nah, she's too fugly.Talk about shallow.
>>14229339the bond between a horse and its rider is stronger than any fetishistic, immoral bond between two homosexuals
>>14229358Talk about ugly people.
>>14229280Takes one to know one.
>>14228922how long has the tracker been going? i cant remember anymore
>>14229360What if it's a man fucking a stallion?
Out of all the thread on 4chan, you poeple seem to worship brone famous faggots and tripfags. It's rather unhealthy you know.
>>14229367But Twist isn't uglyOr a person.
>>14229387Sentenal please fuck off.
>>14229404Fuck you too
>>14229424WHOADon't do that, trust me.
>>14229404are you fucking serious right no- oh man you almost got me anon.
>knowing black magic and and its mechanics/fundamentals makes you bad and evilWhat kind of b/w bipolar autism it is?
>>14229337Pourquoi des remords?Couper le son et c'est tres bon.
>>14229372A stallion isn't capable of understanding sexuality, so it is exempt
>>14229443Why are all these ponies speakin' fancy.Ain't having none of that
>>14229436you're right, you wouldn't want a bad picture painted of youyou know, besides the whole hot glue thing and acting like a cunt for months
>>14229439That does seem kinda stupid.I mean, you would want to know how the stuff works in case you do encounter said evil wizard.Or know necromancy to solve a murder in the most interesting way!
>>14229443It's a Simpsons reference
>>14229443That was so one of the best costumes
>>14229471OhI don't like that show anymore, been a long time since i saw much.
>>14229462No, I wouldn't want that dumped on someone else.I'd rather live up to it, take responsibility, and let you get your frustrations out
>>14229484
>>14229486
>>14229497but you're not taking responsibility at all. in fact, all you've done is talk about how the people that have a problem with it are the shitposters and act like the victim.
>>14229500One day, that pone is going to snap
>>14229513Anon he has mental issues.
I want to pet Applejack.
>>14229369good one sir*tips fedora :^)
Bam.You came.
wich pony would you fuk
>>14229534But Trixie, clearly I didn't.You're a tremendously selfish lover.
>>14229530
>>14229513No, that's not what I did at allI said that the people that keep BRINGING IT UP are the shitposter.It's over with. Let it go.
>>14229534Because you sent a rock trough my window saying you found my cellphone. Now give it to me.
>>14229536What does it mean to FUK?
Reminder for those interested that Cute "Quest" is in roughly 2-2.5 hours on the sub.Have a nice afternoon!
>>14229540I would also pet Cherry Pone while she sits there mad as hell about it.
>>14229534
>>14229458Je fais ce que je veux, Pomme Jacques.
>>14229544>it's over with. let it goThere you go again!We're supposed to just ignore all the times you've talked about gargling cocks while tellings others to fuck off when they tell you to post pony?
>>14229573IS THAT SEMEN?!
>>14229564>It's when i'm asleep
>>14229571>Cherry Pone actually likes it>She gets mad when you try to stop>Really mad
>>14229564Reminder that popularfags ruined mlpg
>>14229582He said let it go you fucking sperg!
The beacon's broke, fix it fix it fixit.
>>14229582I sure hope so.Living in the past isn't a good thing, Anon.What's done is done, the past is the past, and you need to move on.
>>14229564>forget about it againGOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>14229582Just don't mention it, but remember it if you want.
sex with rainbow dash
>>14229606see >>14228922 you chucklefuck
>>14229607No, fuck you.Maybe if you put "cock gobbler" next to your name or hotglueanon in your email or something I could forget it.
>>14229613>>14228846
>>14229613
>>14229620Yeah well you're a fucklechuck.
>>14229630Not that guy but why don't you just use the /go link? I mean it's much faster than the sub locator
>>14229630And you are a fucklenut
>>14229643But it doesn't have BoopWe're in no rush
your favorite pony has replaced the main character of the last game you played.how well do they fare?
>>14229625But all that would do is remind you and everyone else.
>>14229643BUT IT'S FUN TO CLICK ON A BUTTON AND THEN GET BEAMED HEREIT'S PART OF THE MLPG EXPERIENCE
>>14229658Oh yeah?! Well...Well you're worstpony
>>14229620>>14229630>>14229658If you're quick enough, you guys could be The Legendary Brainfuckler.
>>14229666Hats doesn't really have a main characterSo i'll pick from before that.Dragon Age: Origins, PURPLE edition?
>>14229670Exactly.The months(years?) of you being a dedicated shitposter shouldn't be forgotten.
>>14229676You can make the /go link a button in the bookmark bar...
>>14229666Not very well since I built the character to be a mage.Maybe she could be an Applemancer.
>>14229676I like imagining links on the internet as working like Portkeys.You grab it, and it pulls you through space and dumps you out where you want to be.
>>14229689You've never not been a dedicated shitposter either, wise-guy.Both of you just shut up and move on with your lives.
Guys my balls arent wrinkly. They are smooth. So smooth
>>14229666Uh...the last game I played was Civ 5 so I guess Rarity now leads the Zulu.Ramkhamhaeng is a bitch ass nigger and I'm glad he ded
>>14229666But AnonGilda's already my character-skin on SuperDeepThroat.
>>14229712Unless they're swollen with candy marshmallow pony semen we don't care.
>>14229687
>>14229688You main class has been replacedthat or the announcer
>>14229666>Rainbow Dash replaces the female protagonist of Pokemon Y>I had named her ApplejackDashie will probably be mistaken as a Pokemon and caught in a Pokeball.>Mfw she was actually a Pokemon all along
>>14229710Unlike hotglueanon/Nonymous, I don't have a name so you can't know what I've posted.And I'll shut up once he adds hotglueanon to his name.
Would you watch an episode where Fluttershy has to deal with her excessive flatulence problem?
>>14229666Applejack was part of the pony x experiment.
>>14229738>You can rub her through pokemon amie
>>14229666>Applejack is now a Pokemon trainerWell, I reckon she'd do fine. Assuming she doesn't get caught.
>>14229742Not really.
>>14229666Fluttershy is deadpool? Wow
>>14229730Twilight Solly?Magic jumping all over the place raining critical Purple all over the point?
>>14229689>Maybe if you put "cock gobbler" next to your name or hotglueanon in your email or something I could forget it.>shouldn't be forgotten.I think you're a very bitter person, Anon, and over more then just a few threads being "ruined".I'm moving on and you should too.
>>14229738>dashie
>>14229606>>14229676It's not broken it needs some form of MLP General in the subject line. Plus just click [boops externally] and you will be teleported here.
pon a shit
>>14229741I know what you are posting now and that's information enough.
>>14229766You're not really moving on, as you're still responding to him.AAAAH I GOT CAUGHT IN THE DISCUSSIONHELP ME GUYS
>>14229785stick your fingers in your mouththey can't hurt anyone in there
>>14229785Banning you will help you considerably
>>14229767Dashinator? The Dash? Speedy D?
>>14229666>gravity rushKatalooat least she can finally fly
>>14229801Can you ban me too while you're at it? I soiled myself by respond too.
>>14229803>Speedy DSpeedy dyke
>>14229785It's hard to move on when you have someone shoving your mistakes down your throat.
>>14229803Speedy Cloud, or Speedy Lesbian.
>>14229799Unwise anon, considering he uses his hands to eat fecal matter
>>14229762and she'd be an even bigger thorn in the side of merasmus
>>14229766You're not moving on, you're distancing yourself from your shitposting in an inane effort to clear yourself.Taking responsibility would be adding it to your name so people know what you're like when you don't have to act civil. So people know you're just a pathetic fatass with an unsatiable cocklust. So people know your opinion of MLPG is "I can talk about whatever I want because everyone else does too!".You're a disgusting person.
>tfw Edna Krabapple is ded
>>14229811NoMain character gets replaced by ScootalooScootaloo does not get any of that main characters' abilities.
>>14229816I dont have the power but I guess you can call a janitor to permaban yourself.
>>14229692I like having a keyworded bookmarkTyping Boop in the address bar takes me here
>>14229666>Silver Spoon>in Rapture...this fits a little better than I was expecting.
>>14229839What! I've been calling her Crandel
>>14229750>the thought of feeding her Poké puffs and watching her run around with delight as hearts appear over her headunf
>>14229666>Twilight Sparkle as Michael De SantaI don't think she'd be able to steal anything thoughKind of makes sense
>>14229827Haha, are you projecting your bad habits to me, Anon? I always wash my hands before and after eating.
>>14229839Good.
>>14229666>applebloom as the kidthat would be, interesting.
>>14229881>Rubbing that bitch raw
>>14229877>that hairCompletely beefed. What a shame, the rest isn't half bad.
Evens: Go back to Civ 5 and slap that bitch Catherin and Alexander the Great till Cute Quest beginsOdds: Stay here till Cute Quest beginsDoubles: Go to sleep because I have shit to do tomorrow
>>14229910Mac is a very handsome pony.
What's she up to? Why does she want to date Rumble? How does Rumble feel about this? Does Silver Spoon have a date, too, is that what's spurring all this?Do you think the CMC will have to give Rumble dating advice even if he's going with a sworn enemy of theirs?
>>14229842oh.
>>14229924You should really just name them your own characters at this point
>using wonder trade in Pokemon Y>get a Mareep>it's nickname is Shrekt>I got Shrekt before I could check myselfWould pony use the Wonder trade as it was intended? Or would pony just use it as a dumping ground for things that she didn't want?
>>14229832Cloudsdale is not a real country, you are an equestrian with feathers.
PERFORM FOR CROWDS OF THOUSANDSTHEYLL SHOWER US IN ________
>>14229930Endii quit acting like a bitch
>>14229951shower us WITH*
>>14229938>Responding to RossWe were doing so good. Just ignore him and he'll go away. >You should really just name them your own characters at this pointHe knows that. I've even suggested it in the past.But then he'd have no excuse to post them here for attention. Would he rather post them in some obscure corner of the internet and get zero attention, or he could post them here and get SOME attention. Yes, Ross is that pathetic.
>>14229924she's doing it to spite someonerumble will be dragged along and wish he was somewhere else the whole time
>>14229951Mewballs Hands?
>>14229969We wouldn't have as much of a problem with it if he or the character designs were the least bit likeable.
>>14229969Sorry anon, won't happen again.
>>14229954I shouldn't unf to this.
>>14229954I was a little disappointed that there wasn't a penetration angle
>>14229954That's straight up lolicon. You're a pedophile.You're not Corwin are you? That guy was a closet pedo. Glad we kicked him out.
>>14229938>name them his own characters>"HEY THOSE AREN'T YOUR CHARACTERS!">keep them as humanizations of MLP characters>"OMG YOU MIGHT AS WELL LICENCE THEM AS YOUR OWN"Make up your shitposting, anonymous
>>14229954Cutie mark crusader xenophiles! Yay!
>>14230000I don't think anyone would call those MLP characters, there's literally nothing similar.And stop defending Ross you shithead.
>>14229954mega unf
Krautism
HELLO ANON
>>14230027Get wrecked buttstack, i'll defend who I see fit you fucking leegunnaire.
>>14229974This is pretty much correct. Except the CMC will probably give horrible advice that makes DT legitimately attracted to Rumble. He leaves the scene of the date covered in kisses and just shoots daggers at the girls who were guiding him as he passes by.>>14230000This guy gets it.
>>14230036Shut the fuck up that wasn't funny at all
>>14229989>oh no! someone wants to sexually fillies in mlpg!at least you know that they're going to pone hell
>>14230048Nice buzzword, bub. It doesn't refute my point, though.>>14230050>this guy gets itExcept he doesn't. >>14229969 gets it.
>>14229835You are so petty it's pathetic.
Why isn't anyone drawing ponies? There should always be someone drawing ponies at all times.
>>14230075>let the shitposting continue
Eh heh heh, w-what do you mean I seem different today anon? It's just me, Twibright Sparkle!
>>14230077Call me what you will, but I'm not the one who begged people to cum on pony toys.
>>14230080I don't really draw but I could draw you a pony anon
>>14230040>"Anon... come back later please... i don't like it when someone watches me and my special somepony do it...."
what an awful day to be on MLPG
>>14230086I like your original form more. Transform back
>>14230080>there must always be a drawfagQUALITY BLIZZARD WRITING
>>14230083Is this what a fan of Ross acts like?I'm not surprised.
fluttershy's uselessness fetish
Im not a fan of puppeteers
>>14230097>Ross, NonymousI know, right? Two of our worst posters.
>>14230094If you have fun doing it, sure!
I like when people draw female humans with ponies because I can't get off to female ponies.
>>14230091No, you're the one who let petty perceived slights get to your head and now wastes his time slinging insults on the internet.
>>14230073You're a pedophile. No better than Mega "I molest children" Sweet.
>>14230096B... But aren't I your special somepony?
>>14230127What about female humans with female ponies?
>>14230121you're worse than both of them combined.you and every other dumbass who's been dragging this whole discussion on long after it should have shriveled up and died.
>>14230105oh come off it, if an artist you liked was getting shit on all day and MLPG couldnt help but shit themselves whenever he did nothing you try to defend him to. Maybe i'm being a bit crass, but holy shit being this much of a butt whenever he's here isnt helping.
>>14230138Isn't it, like, super rare? I can't think of a single drawing of it.
>>14230138Actually I never really found lesbians very hot.
sex with _______
>>14230129Wasting your time to tell someone they're wasting their time is a much better use of time, you're right.>petty perceived slights>PLEASE CUM ON TOYS AND SEND IT TO ME>I LOOOVE COCKS>I'D SUCK A STRANGER'S COCK>for months and months
>>14230147>liking rossHello there friend, I can see you're new and you haven't witnessed what Ross is really like yet. I implore you to withhold all compliments from this point forward to the aforementioned shitposter from now until the end of time.
>>14230147>Whenever he did nothingRoss never "does nothing". The only reason he's posting without a name to filter is because he loves shitstorms.You're literally defending a shitposter.
>>14230086Chrysalis please...
>>14230096Then stop inviting me over when you do it, it's like you're trying to make me walk in on you.
Flitter's creampie fetish
>>14230159And?
>>14230157Sex with a glistening black bar?
>>14230159...so?
>>14230159And then I stopped...
>>14230186So fucking what? You still DID it.
>>14230132how long are you going to keep pulling this ruse
>>14230197And I don't anymore.
>>14230171> She doesn't 'like it'> but it gets her achingly wet just thinking about it
>>14230207>Girl sitting next to him uncomfortable
>>14230211Nony maybe you should stop
>>14230207Did this just happen?
>>14230211No, but that doesn't mean you're not hotglueanon.All I'm saying is that you should put "I like to cum on toys" or some variant in your name to take responsibility.Shitposting for months and months and then stopping doesn't make it right.
>>14230217How'd you like to be on national TV for sitting next to "that Nigger guy"?
>>14230214She wants you to take her anon, she wants to know what it feels like to have two at once.
>>14230197All I care about is what's happening right now.And right now you're causing more bullshit than him.
unfhttps://derpibooru.org/457317
Which pony enjoys anal sex the ost?
>>14230237I'd make my own sign >I hate this nigger -->
>>14230234> not imagining you overpowering that stallion and replacing his cutesy-tootsie cock with your own
>>14230237According to Nonymous, I did it in the past so it's okay.In fact by the time you read this, I'll be a normal poster because it'll be in the past.
>>14230222Yeah, you're right.BACK TO CUTE PONES
>>14230250>Pinkie has a cuckholding fetish
>>14230253PFFF
PONY IS REALLY THE AMAZING NINE-TAILS
>>14230253Anonymous you shitpost constantly day in and day out even when you know for certain it's going to destroy the current threadyou shitpost in ded threads, then you delete your post just to post the same thing in the new threadyou make up shit about people you know, people you dont know, new artists, and even people who work on the showyou even shitpost about individual poniesyou have never stopped, ever.
>>14230312It's okay though, it's in the past.
>>14230320It's happening RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>>14230342How you doing Jessy?
>>14230320>it's in the pastYou've never stopped, it's presently occurring all the fucking time.In fact, im convinced you fuckers dont even watch the show but you just hang around certain threads to ruin them. Like an online Ra's al ghul.
>>14230342YesJust YES
Something something something filly butts.
>>14230342MOTHER OF GOD
>>14230342AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJessy!!!
>>14230342what a cutie
>>14230342That's darn cute. Smaller glasses and tail bow ties, yes please.Thanks Jessy.
>>14230159>>petty perceived slights>>PLEASE CUM ON TOYS AND SEND IT TO ME>>I LOOOVE COCKS>>I'D SUCK A STRANGER'S COCK>>for months and monthsYou know you pretty much just described MLPG as a whole, right? Remember Gaffer? Featherweight? Rumble? The constant thread-in and thread-out 'I WANT TO BE THE SLUTTY MARE' for months?He at least did it with a name, so people could filter him if they wanted to. I had no such luxury with you anons, but I limit that annoyance to one or two posts instead of going on about it for entire threads.
>>14230368> I'll just kick my obstinate shitposting into overdrive! No one will know!
>>14230342>tail bowhnnnng
Which filly enjoys being used as a cum dumpster?
>>14230353Where do you think those guys who spammed ponies to death years ago are now?
>>14230381>jellyfags
>>14230381> How dare you like fanart!
>>14230391Your moms
>>14230357That is inappropriate anon
>>14230368Why haven't you stopped acting like a cock?
>>14230410That's what makes it so hot.
>>14230342You doing alright?
>>14230125
>>14230230i'd feel fucking proud.of course, im not some neurotypical cunt who follows the latest jewish cultural marxist fad, but yeah...
>>14230410You like the flower pones, right. You like Lily the most? Or Rose?
>>14230381MLPG: Worshipfag central
>>14230410Dirt Rockets is a very cute pony
>>14230381>stop having fun and liking thingsGo fuck yourself.
>>14230421Thanks, Anon! And best pony, at that!
>>14230428Rose, she is my favorite poneBut Lily is an awesome pone as well
>>14230342ohoh that twist
>>14230080Sorry anon, I don't draw anymore
thank you scruffy
>>14230177
>>14230421The drawing sucks. It lacks everything. Dont ever draw again
>>14230444Then I got the perfect story for you.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/91702/wild-roseIf you haven't already read it that is.
>>14230470That seems rather lewd anonymous
>>14230419>>14230350I'm doing great, thank you. I hope you're all enjoying the weekend.
>>14230466league of legends player detected
>>14230492Call of duty player verified
>>14230479shh, sh sh, let it happen.
>>14230492>>14230501Fuck off back to /v/, both of you.
Pony brought you a sandwich
>>14230508Jelly the videogame player detected
>>14230484It's going well.Pokemon is far too addicting. Glad you came back.
>>14230503>nsfw version will never be published
>>14230470Oh boy, there's that hunter/prey dynamic that's so rare to come by.
>>14230514Thanks, pony.I'm pretty hungry.
>>14230508oh sorry, i ruined your precious jessy circlejerkgo back to imagining you have a chance at sex with a girl from the internet
>>14230524>implying.
>>14230503Tempting people with prettiest pone should be illegal
Jessy draw Shiny and his friends and Cadence in the midst of RP.
I wish I had a pony to play in the snow withAlso that there was some snow
>>14230545mewball quit driving out contributors
I can only hope that one day my drawfaggotry will be good enough that people will shout my name when I enter the thread
>>14230556No, no, you'll like it.Trust me.
Shining Armor r63
>>14230565Quit acting jealouse!
>>14230575I wish we could see a female guard.
being an earth pony would suck
>>14230575Shut the fuck up SB
Earth ponies can't wipe their bums
>>14230514>mfw it's probably tofurkeyNo thanks pony.
>>14230598Being an earth pony would be wonderfulNot as great as being a unicorn or a pegasus, but you're still a pony
>>14230606If I wanted to be SB I'd be like unf unf obese femsnips fat folds unf colts with hyper cocks unf unf cant stop looking like jack black unf
>>14230595wasn't there one in the comic?
>>14230573Well I may investigate anon. Maybe. >>14230598Wrong anon. They are the most adorable ponies and I am sure they have some kind of trick up their metaphorical sleeves we have yet to see
>>14230628A total retard you mean?
>>14230633Provide a cap or I don't believe you.
Twilight Sparkle in gamestop
I want Twist to shit in my mouth
Fuck current MLPG. I'm playing Diablo 3
>>14230651>playing that shit>when you could be playing Torchlight 2 instead
>>14230646Why do you torment me so, scatanon?
>>14230638because you are seeing the cream of the crop on the web>>14230644I'm not sure she could handle the soccer moms
>>14230638the same reason real life isn't attractivebecause the Jews started a campaign back in the 30's to make life terrible so that when they invented the internet, it'd be a hit. just you wait until they let widespread VR be invented.
>>14230663>Playing that shit>when you could be playing Diablo 2 instead
>>14230642I don't have any of the comics handy...I think it was somewhere in the nightmare-rarity arc. there was a feminine-looking guard captain giving orders to a squad of guardsany other anons know what I'm talking about?
>>14230638Because in real life they crossdress because they're unattractive and insecure about it.
>>14230644>"Eh heh heh, w-what do you mean you don't have Obscure Unicorn Adventures 3: The Golden for the PlayPony?
>>14230636>earth ponies>most adorable>not pegasi
>>14230524Yeah, everyone's been going crazy about it, glad you're enjoying it!
>>14230675Quit clinging so desperately to the past.
>>14230672I want /pol/ to leave.
>>14230688Draw your favourite pony's team.
>>14230688Commissions going well?
There should be a plugin where it swaps fetishes you don't like with fetishes you do likeThat way we can all get along
>>14230687That looks kind of painful
>>14230702open your eyes
>>14230687It is true anon. Pegasi ARE adorable, not not the most adorable
>>14230687There's something about wings that add so much cuteness to a pone but I can't put my finger on it
>>14230675diablo 2 has aged very poorly, i used to play with someone through hamachi but it got boring really quickly, it just doesn't have that magic it had a decade ago anymore.
>>14230717you see my eyes are open
Pony demands that you start addressing her as Mrs. Pony
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>14230718Idisagree.
>>14230718Alicorns anyone?
http://strawpoll.me/608300
>>14230724>not putting your finger in it
>>14230710People should just get good fetishes
>>14230746These alicorns are making me thirsty
>>14230681Yeah in ponyville when Luna And Celestia are waiting the shadows.
>>14230742Shouldn't it be Ms. Pony?
>>14230747inb4 everyone is onions>>14230746Alicorns are more regal than they are adorable. Not even in the running
>>14230748aw shit
>>14230748That comic always gets me.
There could be a Rainbow Dash having a seizure right behind you and you wouldn't even notice
>>14230747I'm going to use my Diamond Dog powers to rape all the people who stay human
>>14230748UNPOPULAR OPINION TIMEI'm not actually that fond about the idea of pegasi having erogenous spots in their wings or anything like that, or "wingboners" or whateverIt just seems like a pretty worn concept to me, that's all.
>>14230747>no option for satyrcome on man
>>14230706Slowly but surely, I'm just awful at backgrounds with many characters in them.>>14230703I don't know any of the new pokemon, though. I would guess pinkie would have something like Totodile, Driflim, Chansey, Lickitung, Spoink and Vanilluxe.
>>14230792Would you touch seizure pony?touch her lewdly?
>>14230797All according to keikaku
>>14230747I'd prefer the raw power of a dragon, to be honest.
>>14230801>unpopularDon't you mean not retarded opinion time?
Where would you be without pony?
>>14230818I'm going to be a male diamond dog
>>14230802But satyrs aren't canon
>>14230801I like the idea that they have sensitive spots, but aren't exactly a one way ticket to getting boned.Like, just above ticklish levels of sensitivity. You could massage them to help a pony unwind but she's not gonna cream herself over it.
>>14230833In my bed, sleeping.
>>14230801I agree with you for the most part, but I do like the idea that specifically the base of the wing where it connects to the body is a little sensitive to some one else's touch.
>>14230833Dead from suicide most likely
>>14230801I like wings being good places to massage, but that's it.oh and wingpits
>>14230779>more regal than adorableHey now, alicorns can be regal AND adorable
>>14230838>Minotaur exist on poneworld>oh but satyrs can't
>>14230833Probably a year+ farther in my schooling than I am.
The trees have applesShe will collect all of themAnd then sell them, too
>>14230868What a slut
>>14230866Well, show me a screenshot of a satyr, then. I haven't watched the previous gens, maybe there are satyrs in those.
>>14230833I have no idea.
>>14230845>>14230860>>14230862That's more like it, just a spot on their bodies that is slightly more sensitive to the touch, but doesn't result in arousal from the pony. Tickling a pony in the wings would be hilarious, because it'd be so easy to get yourself tickled by their feathers and soon you'd be in an all-out tickle battle against pony
>>14230747griffins arent canon
>>14230866But the minotaur in FIM is a bull anthro, not the human with the bull head it was in mythology. Pone universe eradicates all trace of the human in human hybrid monsters and replaces it with something else.
>>14230897what
>>14230892armpits are an erogenous zoneyou can't explain that
Would you vote for Sweetie Belle on American Idol?
>>14230892Their feathers would be so soft. They'd be like bird feathers except without all the filthy diseases.
>>14230908Acceptable
>>14230918no they fucking aren'twhat the fuck
>>14230897>tfw Gilda was forgettable
>>14230908That's before the humans start coming in.>Bull-anthro minotaur meets human body minotaur
>>14230933>He's never licked a girls armpits.
>>14230883I'm not saying that they're canon, but then again, i'm not auditioning for the show. If they have all the other mythological beasts why can't a satyr exist there too?
>>14230921I'd vote for her on America's Got Talent because she would be eligible then.
>>14230939If I lick a girl's eyes, does that make them erogenous zones?
Has Tex been working on anything?
>>14229942i tried to keep the wonder trade clean by only putting in worthy pokemon but then i find out doing more trades gives fast pokemiles which is the easiest way to get rare candies i just started throwing all shit in there
>>14230948Nobody said that they couldn't exist.
>>14230954If they get a similar response to erogenous zones from that girl in particular, yes.
>>14230933according to wiki some consider them to be
>>14230962Bam, Satyr time.
>>14230921>"Dear god, your singing sounds like someone giving a canary a colonoscopy."
>>14230978Simon Cowell what's it like fading into obscurity and being known as a "that guy" for the rest of your life?
>>14230914>>14230935But those are Griffons. My Little Pony has no Griffins, nor does it have Gryphons.
>>14230918>expecting me to explain fictional erogenous zones for tiny, cute multicoloured ponies>implying that bodies aren't different and some people find certain spots of their bodies as a hot spot for erogenous stimulations
>>14230990fuck you
>>14230957You have become part of the problem.
>>14230978
>>14230978What's a colonoscopy, Mr. Anonymous?
>>14230990>http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Gilda>While the show, the toys, the chapter book Twilight Sparkle and the Crystal Heart Spell, and other merchandise render the word as "griffon", the more common spelling for the mythological creature is "griffin" or "gryphon".
quest soon
>>14231034>trying to argue non-canon against canon
>>14230990I still want a Gilda toy.I only have shitty McDonald's toys.
>>14231036We going to spill spaghetti everywhere.
>>14231030>>14231032Holy shit, talk about a change of mood.
>>14231032You know that thing a different stallion does with your sister every tuesday night? Kind of like that, but with a special medical device instead of some guys penis.
Which pony is the most himedere?
>>14231052What?
>>14231062>every tuesday nightAnal night is Tuesdays and Fridays, anon. The third friday of the month is anal orgy night, and Rarity is the only female at these orgies.
>>14230989Does anyone anywhere like him?
>>14231060Wouldn't you buy a go-cart to make pony happy?
>>14231062>What's a Penis?Is that your fancy way of saying playing games? But why would we go to the hospital to play games? I've got plenty of games here. We could color or hide and seek!
>>14230989Well anon I can't really explain it, because you've never been famous.
>>14231088I don't even think his family likes him. He also made one direction.
>>14231030sweetie is not for sad
WE HATSCOME TO THE SERVER
Why does the Fluttershy figurine have Rainbow Dash's hairstyle, and most of the pegasi for that matter?
>>14231106There's Sweetie Belle's character, and then there's the character that every director thinks a kid acts like.Guess which one you're doing?
This is a story of a stallion named Stanley.
>>14231106Forget about it sweetie, lets go poke holes in those balloons your sister keeps in her drawer.
>>14231101what if she just wanted a hug
I want Sweetie Belle to shit in my mouth
>>14231118Hasbro doesn't care about the show or the fans at all.It's cheaper to not change her hair, so they don't. Maybe if the fans actually cared enough to not spend money on it they'd change it.
>Anon, do you like MLP?
>>14231123>nitpicking
>>14231156Yeah, why?
>>14231136Only if I had hand sanitizer readyI don't know where she's been
2-0 CARDINALSWHOOOOOOOOO
>>14231156Sorry what? Oh I should let you know I don't date red heads. Not to say I don't fuck red heads.
>>14231123>Implying the CMC aren't the latter
>>14231160I guess charing about the show is nitpicking now, yeah. I just forgot for a bit.When does Sweetie grow giant tits and fuck nameless anons again?
>>14231156Isn't that a show for little girls?
>>14231174Do you even want to take off as an artist anymore?
>>14231179They may be kids but they ain't stupid
>>14231221Not everything has to break the mold, Anon. The CMC pretty much are retarded little kids that fuck everything up.
>>14231136Well, she's shit outta luck 'cuz she's getting a go kart. Go karts are the shit.
>>14231251You watch your mouth!
>>14231270>You will never have a pony with that kind of chest fluff
double wide rump
>>14231270That wand is such a stupid idea
>>14231295Good that's too much
>>14231295
>>14231296But why are her wings on her ass?
>>14231296too wide! too wide!
>>14231296Too much butt. Needs less butt.
>>14231206Course I do! Just, right now's the World Series.And since 1969, when the series is split 1-1, the team that wins Game 3 goes on to win it all 16/18. I'm amped as fuck right now.
Reposting from last night
>>14231318
>>14231328So why do you spend all your time being Andrew Dobson?
>>14231337>He never scoredAnon...had a hard life.
JUST A SMALL TOWN PONE
>>14231319That's just the extra butt wings
>>14231337I really need to stop missing the strams...
I am your pony waifu
>>14231337>Zombie anon rises and scores with the zombie pony
>>14231372Living in a lonely world. She took the midnight horse powered pink candy colored train down to anyyyywhere.
Nathan's seen better days.
>>14231381It was a great stram, even pony showed up.
>>14231355fluffys animations are so rigid...
>>14231385Jailbait pls
>>14231397Sainestrams are great no matter who shows up.
>>14231381No you don't
>>14231404It really works better with horses. It becomes apparent he works at very static angles and has no idea how to rig with this stuff.
We hattingGet in the server
Which pony has the most butt?
>>14231337Damn, I really like thatScootaloo looks great
>>14231409>make it anthro>keep the leghooves;-;
>>14231409That is less butt, that's a good amount of butt.
>>14231362Dobson's an asshole who draws inflation who refuses to admit anything's wrong with his art. I'm putzing around seeing what does and doesn't work. For the millionth time, if that wasn't the truth, I would have stuck with my first humanized lineup.
Pony invites you over for Chinese and a movie of your choice.
>>14231441Thanks!
>>14231455Cool. I'll bring Dr. Strangelove
>>14231454>Dobson's an asshole who draws inflation who refuses to admit anything's wrong with his art.So do you.AND he's better than you.
>>14231454You're changing. And slightly, at that.But changing doesn't mean improving or learning. It just means different.
>>14231454No, Dobson values his own opinion over those of people who are trying to help.Much like you do. But I guess it's time to give up, this really is the millionth time you've missed the point.
>>14231467Wat
>>14231479Hahaaaa no he's not.
>>14231467>Rarity Fleshlight
>>14231385I am afraid you are neither my waifu or horsebandoyou are a pretender rainbow pone
>>14231454Maybe you should become a tiny bearThat might help with your popularity
>>14231480Pretty much this. I don't even know what to tell him anymore. He's just exchanging one mistake for another.
>>14231452Ehhh, I prefered the first one, but anything goes with pony waifus I suppose.
>>14231499She shoves it up her vagoo
>>14231476Pony doesn't know what you'd like. Also, she hopes you don't mind some Harry Belafonte. She's been on a kick recently and is probably going to be playing it a little loud when you come over. She says just to go ahead and let yourself in though.
Pony just said that she'll always think of you like a big sister
>>14231498Dobson has a fanbase and makes money from his art.I don't like him, but that doesn't mean he's not better than you,
Pony says you're a little punk
>>14231454>Dobson's an asshole who draws inflation who refuses to admit anything's wrong with his art.A person who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones.
>>14231549You are tinier than me, pony.I will crush you.
>>14231556>why not?
ded
>>14231572pep
>>14231568http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/People+who+live+in+glass+houses+shouldn%27t+throw+stones
>>14231563It's a quarantine board
>>14231578qeq
>>14231563>two threads to take unwanted threads off of /unf/Yeah we're so /soc/ now, better go talk about hooking up.
>>14231563The last post was 8 days ago you sperglord.Though I do hate Nonymous.
>>14231568A pony that lives in a cloud home shouldn't buck clouds.
>>14231498Dobson is nothing special. But he is LIGHTYEARS ahead of Ross Irving.
>>14231580>But why would anyone live in a glass house?>You can be pretty stupid sometimes, anon
>>14231564you're welcome to try
>>14231589What? You want to hook up? I'm down.
>>14231563Nobody is forcing you to visit that part of the site anon.
I want Twist and Sweetie Belle to shit in each others mouths and then snowball it over and over
>>14231587>It's a quarantine boardThat's code for "we're too big pussies to just delete stuff".
>>14231598What kind of planet does he live on if he's that far away?
>>14231609Big pony can't guard me forever. She's got to poop sometime.
>>14231617>Things I don't like are forbidden!>I am the ultimate authority on what discussion is allowed!
Pony said that you're a meanie pants before running away crying.
>>14231499>>14231467>implying saine is female
>>14231609*handles combat shotty and .50 cal*
>>14231610But I'm ugly.
>>14231629A planet called smare
>>14231638That'll teach her to mess with me
>>14231638Pony knows full well that my meanie pants are prescription!That was a low blow, pony!
>>14231598I don't agree. Dobson is far crazier than ross
>>14231637>14231637Give fetish fags an inch they take a mile. A community has to set standards. Has to define how their forum can act.
>>14231642Was I asking you to prom? No? I'm asking you to fuck.
>>14231634yeah, but she's got buddies if you're gonna try and distract her
>>14231652She just gave you gift. I don't know why you dead that Anon.
>>14231667>A community has to set standards. Has to define how their forum can act.No, that's the moderators.
>>14231658I was talking just artistic level. Dobson isn't good by any stretch of the definition, but he's better than Ross. Dobson creates bland animu girls that are unappealing but whatever. Ross makes hideous "creature things"
>>14231667>Things I don't like are forbidden!>I am the ultimate authority on what discussion is allowed!
>>14231674Big pony will run low on food supply sometime, maybe we should summon the meteors.
>>14231658Ross has been drawing the same monstrosities for 3 years, and actually believes he is improving.Dobson at least rolls around in his complacency like a pig, Ross just pretends it isn't there.
>>14231674I want Giant Lyra to shit on me
>>14231658I place them as equal crazy.>>14231702>Degeneracy defenders
>some lucky fuck is going to plow this on halloween>he probably doesnt even know what pone is
Daylight come and me wan' go home
>>14231674There isn't anything that humans can't kill, pony.
>>14231730Where's anon?! There he is!
>>14231668Oh well my dick is only 7 inches long.
>>14231735Jews
Every time I read "Dobson" I just see "Dewbon".
Cute "Quest" will begin on the sub shortly. Just gotta type up the recap/intro for this session and we'll get underway.I'll link the thread once I get it set up.Whether you participate or not, have a nice night.
>>14231710>Dobson at least rolls around in his complacency like a pig, Ross just pretends it isn't there.
A new Captain America movie. My patriotism boner is esploding
>>14231746>Implying you're going to be on top
>>14231758but that doesn't make any sense
>>14231758How about some Captain Equestria?
>>14231710Dobson has actually gotten much worse since he graduated. The funny part is that Dobson actually went to a respectable art school and could've been huge, but he got super lazy. Some of the people in his same class went on to work for pixar/disney/etc
>>14231758His first movie is shit.
>>14231754Awww Yiss
>>14231762>Tall people>BottomNope
>>14231758But why? In the movie he fights against shield and the current usa order because he doesn't believe that a division that prevents crime and arresting people before they did anything is constitutional.
>>14231780You act like you've got a choice in this. You funny guy.
>>14231770You sure are jelly.
>>14231667This isn't a forum.
>>14231794gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8
>>14231784Becuase he represents the old america. the better america. Not corporate america. America home of the fearful!
>>14231769I'd watch it
Pony didn't use a coaster for pony's drink
When Dash first magically appeared in your bathroom you thought it was the best thing that had ever happened to you. She said some spell Twilight was doing went wrong and she was going to be stuck here for a bit, but eventually she'd just poof back home. She even made you swear to not tell anyone that she existed because it would threaten the stability of the universe or something. It's been 2 weeks now and she's just been lazing around on your couch, using your credit card to order pizza, drinking all your soda, etc. You're starting to think that maybe she planned this. She won't even let you touch her butt.
>>14231810BAD goy. Old america was bad and full of terrorists. New America is the rightful way of humanity, monitored and recorded by our great government benefactors! Don't question them, terrorist communist.
>>14231832I tell her to get a job or she goes to he ponyhotglue factory.
>>14231832It's a good thing I've been drugging her soda and doing lewd things to her while she sleeps, or I'd feel like a real jackass.
>>14231831Neither did I
>>14231831that makes sense, I don't have any coasters
>>14231832she'll have to clean her messes and perfom menial tasks to earn her stay
>>14231867I think that's the joke he was trying to make
Pony is tired of being a pony.
>>14231880Can we switch?
>>14231880pony is welcome to be a personhorse
>>14231880okayI'll switch with pony
>>14231880pony should stop complaining and do cute pony things
>>14231879It was the joke i was trying to make.
We hatcome join
>>14231880We'll switch, I'll be the slutty mare for a while.
Would you a pony if it was an mlpger trapped in a pony's body?
>>14231909Is this a cute thing?
>go to MLPG archive HYPER INDEX>get disappointed when it's not links to MLPG anons hyper cocks
>>14231912I'm having crahing issues, so sadly no hats for me
>ponies>fanfiction>art>MLPG>fetishes>waifuism>circlejerking>tripfag/artist/writefag worship>shitposting>bait>show conversation
>>14231754I should be sleeping right now.WELP TIME FOR COFFEE AND CUTE PONIES
>>14231922Depends on the MLPGermostly no
>>14231922only if they'd tell me how they got trapped that way
>>14231927Forgot to mention krautism
you know what mlpgfuck it. i'm not letting myself like ponies anymore. ponies are bad for me. all they do is encourage my tendencies towards pathetic fucking escapism, fapping to enough shitty furry porn to lose all attraction to humans, and make me an even less desirable human being. fuck, even if i was prince fucking charming a little (likes my little pony) next to my name would make me a disgusting manchild and possible retard in the eyes of most of the world and for a good fucking reasonthis anon that felt the need to break into self pity and attention whoring on an anonymous message board where consequences don't exist will never be back because I probably can't like something as devoid of content as this show without supporting it with some awful shit, like involvement in an awful community or continuous creation of shitty fanfiction and fanartgoodbye faggots. from now on i will start going to the gym learn to look down on you with the same contempt most people reserve for those guys that wear diapers and sleep in cribs
>>14231927> implying it's not
When was the last time you watched fireworks alone with a pony?
>>14231924I've got this, if it helps
>>14231927I want to crawl inside giant Lyras' asshole and snuggle up to her shit
>>14231923NoThat should be illegalstop that
>>14231950cya tomorrow. also nice copy and paste
>>14231950See you in a week!
>>14231727> some fuck is going to plow this on HalloweenThat remains to be seen
>>14231932>sleeping>not gearing up for the Dark Souls 2 beta
>>14231950Go on without us anon, it's too late for us. Live anon, tell our story.
>>14228769Cazum needs to fix the Beacon algorithm then, because the Beacon failed to find this thread.
>>14231969You don't like cute fillies?
> MUH DEGENERACYThis thread got shitty pretty quickly, and for once I wouldn't chalk it up to the fetish guys.
>>14231922Would I grill them for information on how they became the little pony? Yes I would
>>14231974>implyingAll good looking girls loose their virginity before high school ends.
Not tonight.
>>14231995Popularfags are degenerates.
Cute Quest?
>>14231995but the thread is perfectly fine
>>14232003It's possible she's a virgin, it's possible she's sexually activeBut I mean it remains to be seen she's gonna get plowed on Halloween in that costume
>>14231927>threads full of waifu fetishfagging with scattered show discussion the best
>>14232014I already see it's up on the sub
>>14231976Oh shit I forgot about thatFuck I really should be doing other things.How long until it starts, I haven't payed attention since the last beta?
>>14231987those kinds of expressions can't be healthy.ponys safety should always be first priority.
>>14231754Alright, Cute "Quest" is starting up on the sub.http://mlpg.co/q/res/497969.htmlJoin in if you like.Whether you do or not, have a great night and have fun!
>>14232024
>>14231972Damn, I was hoping that was you
>>14231950>"hurr durr imma hate pony because it bring out duh furry in me">One less waifuing fetishfag shitting up MLPGThanks for making my day anon
>>14231123IT STINGS
>>14232038Who are we after?
>>14232038FUCK YEA FUN FAIR
>>14232059Diamond Tiara!
>flyingsaucer will never leave
>>14232059That's for you guys to decide, yet.I'm just the narrator.
>>14232059TwistBut that'll never happen ever in a million years.
>>14232059I am pushing for Silver Spoon and buddy buddy with everyone else.
>>14231950> hardcore awesome butch bro totally finger-wags out MLPG, careening into the sunset getting road-head in a Lamborghini, serviced by no less than two supermodelsOkay> or someone pretending to be the same "for hijinks"Okay
>>14232067strawpoll.me/570241/
>>14231950i will tell your tale
>>14232064>a shitThanks for saving me the trouble anonNah, I'm just kidding. She's cool.
>>14232082who the fuck likes Scootaloo?
>>14232086>picking first "yes"disgusting
>>14232059either SS or DT
>>14232085Fat neckbeard that wants to try to be the butch bro.>Loser leaves /amlpcojp/ to become "alpha">Ends up on /fit/ and /r9k/ posting tfwnogferitime
>>14232106Normal people?It's normal to like all the ponies.
>>14232111I picked both
You X Your Motheris pony's OTP
>>14232114>it will never be both
>>14232106Fuck you I like Orange cripple
Look, she even has a plushie.
>>14232082I kinda feel bad. Once they discover love making one of them will become the third wheel until eventually she gets seperated from them completely.
>>14232123b-but that's against the rules!
>>14232126incestfags pls go
>>14232120>>14232129Scootaloo is worst chikun
>>14232115The "alpha" thing makes no sense, because the closest analogue we have in animal behavior are troops in apes and most chimps. They like to think "MAN I WILL BE ALPHA WOLF" when even assertive and pack-leader individuals don't act like massive assholes to everyone else, and in fact famously gorillas and other apes will drive poorly socialized aggressive members out of their den area until they straighten out.
>>14232142no it's notthat's why it says pick one or more
>>14232141>tfw always third wheel
>>14232115>tfw getting /fit/ didn't turn you into a sociable god with confidence and nice hobbies and nice interests>tfw it didn't even get you to stop being a terrible procrastinator
>>14232064Okay you guys are definitely doing that wrong. Time to go after Sweetie
>>14232106Rumble
>>14232169Any tips on getting /fit/ when you're a horrible procrastinator?I seriously need it. Help.
>>14232166>best friends with guy since middle school>drift apart a bit in high school>gets a gf>hangs out with me less and less>one day asks me to stop hanging around cause it feels like a third wheel, im not sure of reference at that time>later realize what it meant>years since i've spoken to himsigh
>>14232111>picking second yes>everDon't touch me you filthy casual.
pony is going to cum inside you
>>14232194Do you know about nutrition and exercise or is it just a laziness issue?
>>14232215I can't wait!
>>14232109>>14232109>>14232109
>>14232208Like anyone would ever want to touch you
>>14232218Laziness and general tiredness.I never feel up for it, even though I know I SHOULD.
Given the choice, whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire; or to challenge the fates for another throw - a better throw - against one's destiny... what was a king to do? But does one even truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars.
Human and pone should live together
>>14232215NOT IF I CUM INSIDE FIRST!
>>14232194When you want to watch TV, watch it in the gym area. I don't care if it's all cardio or whatever, don't sit on your ass when you consume media. Listen to books on tape, what the fuck ever.You should plan out a day to work out, though not a time. If you set your sights on one specific time and blow it out, you'll shrug and go back to fattin' around. Nah, bro. Say "I need to go down by five and get some werk dunn" and start lifting weights or just get on the treadmill.People say "oh no cardio will kill your gainz," but you're coming from not being /fit/ at all. Don't listen to the bro-science until you get an active routine going at all, then assess how much running versus how much "body building" you really want to focus on. More to the point /fit/ gets really up its own ass about "aesthetics" when it's not practicable for everyone and they just want to not be a fat fuck, not "muh ultra-mesomorphic-lazer-Zord bodddddy."So - set a day, set a vague time of day, pick out some gym clothes and go shoot the shit. If you wanna watch cartoons, do it only when you're running or stair-climbing. You wanna listen to an audiobook? Do it while working on a weight machine with some Bluetooth headphones.
>>14232215AwesomeI hope it's a torrent
>>14232254there is always another optionremember that
>>14232267it was a tiewould you like to try again?
Ross hereWhat would you guys think of a drawing of Sweetie Belle sleeping with a stuffed animal?
>>14232254I wish Sombra was like Kain.
Andrea Libman's silky, toned, perfect legs
>>14232239I don't really know how to help with motivation, I really like working out so it's never a big deal for me.Just watch some motivational stuff until you feel like working out, I guess.
>>14232313it would be pretty cute if she were a pony
>>14232314I wish Sombra had received some kind of characterization period
>>14232262But human keeps trying to lick my fun button...
>>14232313How about stuff that stuffed animal down your throat and choke on it you humongous waste of resources
>>14232313It would probably be cute
>>14232313I'm gonna shitpost about you being a failure in every aspect of the word either way.
>>14232159These alphas think that by hating everything 4chan hates they will automatically be appealing to other peopleWhat kind of thought process is that? Did they even watch the show? Twilight was well liked because she was outgoingBitches dont be losin no friendship cred for being nerdy dawg
>>14232324Didn't you see the episode where he raped twilight until she loved him?
>>14232319and feet
>>14232324True. It'd be cool if what we saw of Sombra was just like, a shadow or something. Like an animalistic urge taken form. The real King Sombra is dead or sleeping, but his ambition would have continued on without him, leading to the events in the S3 premiere.
>>14231796
>Tfw you will never crawl up giant Lyras' asshole and gleefully wade in her poop
>>14232351I must have missed that one anon
>>14232273Well, I do have all Sunday free...Thanks, /fit/bro. Hopefully I will be somewhat less of a blob in a few months.
>>14232368>not falling asleep in her maregina>not emerging months later as a cute little filly or colt
>>14232352and smile
Hats still going on, everyone
>>14232367That show was fucking awful.
>>14232360That would have indeed been an interesting alternate way to approach it. Definitely better that raaaghhh crystals
>>14232400Hats is a shitty game because I stopped playing it and got terribadyou guys should play something else
>>14232436I want to stick my picklebarrel in her until she kuquats.
>suddenly ponies!
>>14232400Where's the IP?
Would you a pinkiesphere?
>>14232324>>14232360>>14232421They wanted a Sauron-ish villain. They should have treated him as one. Sauron was a distant foreboding threat made manifest through more direct agents. If it'd taken a full season to vanquish him, with other villains (or at least antagonists) working as his proxies, they could have more properly scaled him as a threat.But... that would have required a lot of time and interconnectivity and definitely more than 13 episodes.
>>14232470Check the stickied thread at the top of the sub's /v/.
>>14232468Never play Russian Roulette with a unicorn. Bastards know how to cheat.
>>14232492>posting the ip is now against the rulesgood fucking riddance, that's what you get for spamming your shitty server
What books are you currently working on?
>>14232528Red storm rising
>>14232490Yeah instead we got one that had more in common with Imhotep from The Mummy remake than Sauron
>>14232528Being and Nothingness by Jean-Paul Sartre
>>14232528
>>14232528Fallout equestria.
>>14232528S10
>>14232569That's a subtle way of saying you lost control of your life.
>>14232528I don't read books for fun, the only thing I'm reading at the moment is a tutorial on C++
>>14232528The Sea-Wolf by Jack London, after another Anon mentioned it here a while back.
Why aren't you praising the moon tonight
>>14232601What a splotchy butt. How would she liked to be praised?
>>14232593Oh no no no.That happened 2 years ago when i dropped out of college to draw pony fanart.
>>14232601She never answers any of my vaguely threatening letters.
>>14232596>I don't read books for funYou shouldthere's definitely times in the day where you can easily alot your mind to leisurely readinga train/bus ride to/from work or school, the times when mlpg is taken over by that thing you don't like, a rainy day
A teddy bear
>>14232601>>14232601>>14232601http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgCLURcZUuw
>>14232601Does thou wished to be pleased annaly?
>>14232641It looks like it is attempting to eat her butt.
>>14232393well, I mean, if that's what gets you off.humongous clumps of mare shit inside her anal cavity basically makes me jizz my pants at the mere thought
>>14232641You said she'd be cuddling the bear, but it looks like it's the other way around
>>14232601Hey I'm already skipping 0ponying for Cute quest. That's the best I can do.You know it's moments like this I try to pinpoint where I lost control of my life.
>>14232657It knows what it wants.
>>14232390You don't get better without clocking in time, so the real challenge is finding otherwise sedentary activities you can exercise during. It's a little "Reader's Digest" but even getting up and stretching or walking in place during commercial breaks adds time you'd otherwise spend on your ass.
hnggggg
>>14232679>You'll never file taxes with Pinkie
SHITS ABOUT TO GET REAL UP IN CUTE QUEST
>>14232703>Check here if married>Check here if you have dependents>How many>3632>Pinkie knows all her friends depend on her
>>14232709failing at the first social interaction is hardly getting real
>>14232663Is it her bear?Does she even know it's there?
>>14232731We're a BLANK FLANKTalking to DIAMOND TIARAAnd we rolled a 1
>>14232750What if she takes it as a cue to dominate us?
>>14232750Crits are the most entertaining.
>>14232750While asking if she wants us to keep her company.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X7NASmFOY8OH SHIIIIT
>>14232744Of course it's hers. She probably was holding onto it but let go and rolled over.
>>14232727> Twilight helps Panko fill out some medical paperwork - all told it is a little confusing.> Naturally this is the OB/GYN. Of course why WOULDN'T she be involved in the most personal and embarrassing paperwork?> It's really all pretty tame, though - two UTI's when she was younger (some people are just prone to them) and this is her eighth or so women's wellness visit.> And one live birth> Twilight tries as very hard as she can to not raise her voice or her eyebrows in the waiting area ... but she knows in her heart of hearts this is the beginning of a Very Special Letter to Celestia.
>>14232778That fucking crownevery single time
>>14232778>Celestia doing something>new opening has everyon at the endCool
>>14232778Can I start getting excited now?
>>14232778Fuck that crown. You don't have to wear it all the time bitch.
>>14232778[hype intensifies]
>>14232778>pets premiere on my birthdayI wonder if I'll draw pets for /co/ again, maybe
>>14232778CELESTIA DID IT
>>14232727>Equestrian Accountants believe everything they see on their balance sheets are totally legit>Ponies never felt the need the lie on their taxes >Most, if not all ponies are honest about their business anyways>Pinkie is the #1 tax fraud violator in all of Equestria unintentionally
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X7NASmFOY8vvvvvvvvvvvvvvhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X7NASmFOY8http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X7NASmFOY8http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X7NASmFOY8v
>>14232834Nigaa from all the scenes we were shown she had the crown only in one of them. AND IT'S THE ELEMENT OF HARMONY. WHICH ALL HER FRIENDS ARE WEARING
>>142328762fast>>14232778
>>14232784>Turns out the "live birth" was one she delivered herself at the office>She doesn't like to go into details>The mare was very grateful afterwards, she even got to throw a "very very first birthday" party after
>>14232885>muh attention!fuck off attention fag
>>14232778So all this looks like the first 2 episodes, spikey stuff on the trees being similar to the one in the clouds and the new mural of Twilight likely being at the beginning or the end. There's also a bit of Twilight wobbly flying so maybe her flying lessons are also shoved in there.
Pinkie doesn't like it when assume she's loose as heck because shes friends with every stallion in town.So what if she'd had more than 3 friends in her at once. She was having fun!
>>14232889> Twilight groans, "Pinkie, this is asking if you've given birth - like if you carried the foal and birthed it, like it's your child."> "W-well it takes a village to raise a child, right?"> Twilight winces hard as she ever has. If she has to explain how verbs and actors work, the sexual history exam is going to be a nightmare.> Sure enough, it is - "Twilight, what does it mean to have sex with 'another' man? I mean there's been more than one, but why should I be barred from giving blood?"
This will probably be about Twilight not feeling she's up to snuff to be a ruler, despite what happened last season, and the defining moment will feature her finally using her wings correctly. Blah blah blah.
>>14232963There are exercises she can do to tighten herself back upLet's help her out
>>14232963>tfw no party in Pinkie's pussy
>>14232898you seem jealous you were too slow
>>14232984But she performed a Sonic Princessboom at the end of MMC, and we already had a "Wings save the day" in The Crystal Empire>mfw complaining about a hypothetical plot
>>14232986Vaginal tone decreases with muscle aging - so granted most 60 year olds won't clench quite as tight as a 20-something, but the only thing that really impacts vaginal firmness is having children. It can take months to a year to get back to something like "square one," though Kegels can help.Taking a lot of dicks won't do much for or against it, though if she's accustomed to taking large members she
