Eyebrows are magic editionLast Thread>>14221724
Pony just shartissomitted
>>14225313fast is dead
you've just skipped past the intro for the first episode of the new seasonwhich horse is the first one to appear on the screen? why?
>>14225354Twilight because she's trying to balance her friends and her princess duty.
Come on, everypony! Smile! Smile! Smile!
>>14225354Probably Twilight, being informed of whatever is going on with the forest by Celestia
>>14225354Princess Twilight, because she's the main character DYEWTS
>>14225354>skipping the intro
>>14225381i can't do it man. i just fuckin' can'ti can only watch the show when drunk, anyway. it keeps the shame at bay
>>14225354>skipping the introAnon I never skipped the goddamn opening and you think I'd skip the intro?
>>14225375>zodiac pones will never be a thing
>>14225387why is pinkie pie white, hair dyed like a whore and a unicorn?
Pony wants your blood
EG's intro > MLP's intro
Your waifu takes humongous shits and needs your help to unclog the toilet
>Going to the US, Austin, in two weeksWhat even is there to do in Austin?Does it have any ponies?
You know ponies are great. They just make me so happy. I know it sounds lame but this tiny horses really brighten up my life.
>>14225432Dear scatanon,Please stop liking what I don't like
>>14225426Pony will have to pay me with her own bodily fluids if pony catches my drift.
>>14225446You don't need to explain, anon. We all know.
>>14225445NoIt has horses that you can legally fuck.
>>14225426I'm sorry but only one pony can have my blood
>>14225474Tell me more
>>14225446tiny horses really brighten up my life.me too but with one tiny horse in particular
>>14225479I don't think it's out.
what word did you use before you started using unf?
>>14225479its only a preview
>>14225486Wait no two ponies. Only two ponies can suck my blood
>>14225491Such pink joy. I love her.
i love hiding
>>14225489Bestiality is legal in texasYou just need to find a farm who's owner will give you permission
>>14225514>Not owning your own farm>Not breeding horses to breed your perfect waif
>>14225491>>14225507>>14225512Yes, let the pink flow through you and brighten your day with smiles.
>>14225491Well true we all have a certain ponies that makes us happier than the rest. For me it's this one
>>14225523Twilight's character has been killed since S2 and Celestia doesn't even have a character.
>>14225512That picture will never not be arousing to me.
>>14225529We're friends now.
>>14225530Fucking tumblr and their fucking MUH DIVERSITY
i feel bad for euros who go to america, they always seem unprepared for what they'll face therei saw a guy from the UK actually try to eat fried pepsi at one of our fairs and he spent the better part of ten minutes heaving in the parking lot
>>14225505Sweetie Belle would be the CUTEST vampire pony.
This pony wants you're bloodWhatcha gonna do about it?
>>14225514I'm liking the sound of texas more and more nowBut how will i find such a farm?
>>14225542No. We aren't. I'm not friends with someone that likes Diamond Tiara
>>14225535>and celestia doesn't have a character> show centered about her>no characterBRONIES REALLY BELIEVE THIS
>>14225556>Ah ahhh!>Anon I can't break the skin!>Sweetie stop chewing on my boot
>>14225526>let the pink flow through youoh baby
>>14225553I'll just stay far away from american fast food.
>>14225565>the show is centered around CelestiaCelestiafag please
*skitter* *skitter* *skitter*
>>14225563My parents own some horses on the outskirts of Austin just PM me and I'll set you up
>>14225535>Celestia doesn't have a characterSometimes I feel like MLPG is really full of socially retarded people who can only understand stuff that is word for word laid out in front of them.
>>14225553how do you even fry pepsi?
gonna go ahead and take a strong moral stance here and suggest you do not fuck a horse irl
>>14225602In the same way you fry beer.
>>14225607Pony disagrees with you.
>>14225564Sorry I have better tastes.
>>14225553>fried pepsibuhoWHYYES I AM AMERICAN BUT JESUS CHRIST
>>14225607>playing devil's advocatewhy?
ever just come across a picture in your folder and wonder "why do I have this saved?"
>>14225602yeah, not helping
pone offers you to feed you, but only if you put on a blindfold
>>14225607Your morals hold no weight in this situationIf it's legal in your state and you want to do it, do it.
>>14225620Often. Usually the explanation is "back when I saved it, there were very few new drawings altogether so I saved almost everything".
>>14225602pretty straightforward. you freeze the syrup and mix it with a batter into a ball, then stab a popsicle stick into it and nuke it in a deep-fryer. you end up with a frozen-but-melting center and batter suffused with the heat-burnt remains of evaporated pepsiit's something every american should try at least once, as long as our glorious civilization stands
>>14225514some people in the bestiality community are real assholes. there are people out there who dont believe horse is the best bestiality.
>>14225620Once in a while, yeah.
>>14225637>as long as our glorious civilization standsJudging from the description you just gave, they better hurry.
>>14225630i don't want you to die when it kicks your fool head off, that's all
>>14225607I'm going to have to agree with this guy.They're animals. They might have emotions, but they're not fucking sapient.
>>14225578It's plenty not legal where i'm from, though.
>>14225607what is this, Sunday? Do I look like I am in church here?
yellow pony makes me happy
wow, what an asshole.
>>14225637I'd rather not eat a large lump of sugar, corn syrup, and oil.
>>14225620all the time
>>14225620I always spend at least 20 minutes to decide whether to save a picture or not.
>>14225670we don't use sugar, it's all high-fructose corn syrup. also grease, not oil.
>>14225651I know the risksI know hot to take precautionsYou don't have to worry.
>>14225563i know an old guy who has horses. he talks so much about how real horsefuckers are awful that i am a little suspicioushis horses are ugly so i dont care
>>14225676>>14225676will this waste 20 minutes of your time?
>>14225681Again, I'd rather not ingest any of that.
>>14225665I think I'm starting to like Fluttershy a lot more than RarityMaybe even enough for me to switch waifusAm I going crazy, MLPG?
You have been mandated to smile by pony.Failure to comply will be met with the removal of your face.Your skull always smiles.
>>14225714Wanting a waifu other than rarity is a sign of good health, anon.
>>14225714I would scold you for even daring to think about switching waifus.But on the other hand you waifu Rarity, so you are a lost case anyway.
>>14225714YouDO NOTSwitch waifusESPECIALLY if you're waifuing best pony.
>>14225665I really like that pony9.4/10 would befriend
>>14225717but the song said it's ok to feel sad
>>14225719>>14225726I never knew that Rarity was so hated here in MLPG.
>>14225620I used to keep a folder just to stuff all those weird things away in before all my sorting went to shit....Looking through it now, about 60% of the stuff in it doesn't seem weird at all to me now. I wonder if I should be worried about that.
>>14225717Maybe pone should come and make me smile then
>>14225725I've been drinking pepsi and eating fast food most of my lifeI feel SO MUCH better now that I haven't for 4 months.
>>14225727but he said his waifu was Rarity not Rainbow Dash
>>14225746>I've been drinking pepsi and eating fast food most of my life
>>14225755In America Pepsi comes out of water fountains
Reminder: Season 3 would have had twice as many episodes if Equestria Girls wasn't made.
>>14225714Don't feel the need to fight it anonI went through the same thing with Twilight
>>14225740It's not hatred, at least wide-spread.It's jealousy.>>14225755It's all my family would buy, and I didn't really know what it was doing to me
>>14225757That artist is one of the biggest Pinkiefags I've ever seen.
>>14225757screw ponk, i'd hug the androgynous cutie
>>14225769what kind of third world part of Merka do you live in? I get glorious Dr. Pepper master race in my fountains and sinks
>>14225740She's not. Some people just like being dicks.Y'see, there's three kinds of people in the world...
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>14225746Similar feeling when I went through Basic. No caffeine or soda allowed, and a huge increase in my exercise.I drink that stuff moderately now and am fine with that, mostly due to exercising.
>>14225782pinkie is a ridiculously cute ponk
Have you ever looked for ''ponut'' in google image search?
>>14225685bad mewboru! Go back to your corner!
>>14225778>It's not hatred, at least wide-spread.>It's jealousy.I don't waifu at allWhy would i be jealous of a dreadful waifu?
>>14225651they make many different breeding restraints for the mares during mating to prevent them from kicking so that is not a problem
>>14225746i'm happy for you, really, but you're not a real american unless you embrace the nihilistic annihilation of self at the hands of our corporations. i mean, that's why you're posting here, isn't it?
>>14225782>She's just standing thereThat's a recolored Fluttershy. Pinkie is the least likely to just stand there and force you to initiate, let alone not react when it happens.
>>14225813Smoke baconators everyday
>>14225801Yeah, I still have a cup every now and then if that's all there is, I just mostly drink water.>>14225810Jealousy that their waifu isn't as good as the glorious rarifag master race's
>>14225805Every day, it's the first thing I do when I wake up.
i gotta go in around 40 mins but gib me a request mulpug
>>14225782the fact that pinkie is slightly taller is cute as fuck
>>14225757>Adding shitty text over a gifWorse than hitler>>14225784I think it's supposed to be a character from one of the Dr. Suess movies that I never saw and never read the book of. Once-ler?
>>14225842Rarara being over-dramatic
>>14225842Filly Applejack dressed as a pumpkin
>>14225842ponka and cup cake futas double teaming twist
>>14225826how the fuck would you know
>>14225860I'm just guessing based off what we've been shown in the show, anon.No need to get angry.
Guys did you know they have porn of this shit? Seriously, pony porn!
>>14225873I WILL say one thing about PinkieShe's fucking adorable
>>14225652religious morals aside, if you are not harming the animal i dont see anything wrong with it.but i have never really given it much deep thought, there could be something i am missing here.
>>14225885Darn right she is.
>>14225842lyra inserting her cute and round horn in mewborus little tiny butt while wearing a cat costume
>>14225842Rarity becomes an mlpg drawfag. Is not prepared for it.
pinkie pie is annoying
>>14225929At times, yes.
>>14225929I respect your opinionWho's your favorite?
>>14225929>929 >>14225935 >>14225940>pinkie pie is annoyingtrufax
>>14225921Are those... Dildos?
>>14225929HOW DARE YOUI TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR CORNER
Pony challenges you for the right for your waifu.You're not even a pony. How can you possibly deserve her? How can she possibly love you? It's not right. It's not fair.
>>14225940for mane6, probably Rarity
>>14225971Fuck you, my waifu loves me.
>>14225985sp. atk/sp. def
>>14225989>RarityNice. She's my second favorite. If I had to put them in any order, at least. Very nice looking pony.
>>14225971I know but in the end it doesn't matter because she isn't real
>>14226000>sdefwhat the fuck am i reading
>>14226007>No hornImpostor Rarity!
>>14226015But you're not real, either, so it works out in the end.
>>14225989I always liked you, mewbro
There's a PONY_____ living inside of you.
pone offers to make you dinnerbut only if you put on a blindfold
>>14226056What about seeking? Can you find the pony in this picture?
>>14226068Okay. I trust pony.
>>14226036http://i.imgur.com/tqFmAlZ.pngAn effort was madeNow back to the stanley parable
>>14226079Pone starts kissing you, like full on macking, with tongue and open mouth and saliva everywhere and all
>>14226020b-but goomy can be a mad special wall
>>14226056ok i have seen this posted twice so it appears to be some kind of new memetell me where it is from
>>14226089that's my fetish yocontinue...
>>14226096you build hp with assault vest you motherfuckeri cant believe what a casual you are
>>14226120Pone leans onto you, locking lips. Then she starts hurling. a large torrent of half-digested bile fills both of your mouths. her tongue thrashes wildly against yours as the vomit starts dripping out.
pony has locked you in pony's basement
>>14226121dayumnever heard of that item before, that's amazing
>>14225888>>14225856here you go
>>14226120Drool is something I never thought could be a fetishAnd I'm still not 100% on it, but GOD DAMN IT DROOLANON YOU'RE TESTING ME
Oh how far we've come
>>14226164You're alright, MewYou're alright
>>14226164cute jack o lantern
>>14226164No one escapes the pumpkin costume.
>>14226177but you did
>>14226177I miss Haunter
I think Droolanon went into a cardiac arrest after that spoiler text
>>14226221Is there a list of trips people use here?
Droolanon plsmake a tumblr so I can follow you
>>14226228/bcs is happy being an \(un\)ded drawfag/i/bcs etc/i/bcs/i/^SB$/i/^SpitfiyaSky$/i/^SwiperTheFox$//^hotglueanon$//^Nonymous$//^SmutAnon$/
>>14226315pone makes you cuddle her unwiped buttyou are still locked in the toilet with her
>>14226305>filtering SmutanonOkay, the others I can understand, but WHY HIM? He's done nothing but productive stuff.
>>14226305Well done, but you forgot /^!TOFUo.TEx2$/
>>14226339celestiafags annoy me (so much they soured me on celestia herself), and most of his stuff is celestia related.
>>14226345Please make a tumblr...
>>14226356Well that's a damn shame. Noone should have a pony ruined for them. Have Celestia-minus
/Gaffer/i/MLPG podcast/i/podcast/i/satyr/i/satyrs/i/batpony/i/bat pony/i/batponies/i/bat ponies/i/batpone/i/bat pone/i/batpones/i/bat pones/i/pony said/i/pony says/i/pony thinks/i/pone said/i/pone says/i/pone thinks/i/pony wants/i/pone wants/i
>>14226378Because I really like your art and I'd like to be able to see more of it.
Why is he so perfect, /co/?
>>14226410nigga you gay
>>14226390do you hate discussion?
>>14226390Pony believes you're kind of a bitch.
Poni thinks censorship is the first step to fascism.Poni wants a free Equestria.Poni is going to make a land of the truly free, where every pony is free to fight they're own wars.
>>14226390You're terrible at regex.
>>14226377vomit is also good why not
>>14226390pony supposes you're only shitposting
>>14226426>anything from that>discussion
>>14226425I would lovingly take his dripping pony cock into my mouth just to have a taste of him. I wouldn't mind feeling his soft, every so slightly squishy hoof press against my head, gently encouraging me to continue either.But, you know, no homo.
>>14226447no please stop i was trying to gross you out
>>14226447I'm just going to imagine that that isn't actually vomit, just a lot of saliva.
Is this a joke? Surely someone who lives here doesn't have the time to pone when they have butter to churn?
>>14226447is that fluttershy in the bottom left? show her
>>14226502Tourist, relative, something along those lines
>>14226221Who's Pnoy again?
>>14226528The one that was making the text game
>>14226502They're probably just visiting broseph
>>14226453But pony supposes erroneously
>>14226515actually it was applebloomin a diaper
>>14226467wow no homolust in the threads? too busy talking about vomit these days?
>>14226550link to the full board please
Just got back from the Tatoo store, any news on S4?
>>14226553>supporting such deviancySorry, I love my country
>>14226553i'm distracted by thoughts of fat turgid ponycocks
>>14226544Running any quests soon?
>>14226425no it's not, there is just a change in nuzzle and hairstyle. it's practically futayou'd be gay not to
>>14226562it's an old pic and no
>>14226581I tried the other night and nobody showed up
you guys should get back to posting pinkie
>>14226390>tfw Anon has to sit on MLPG completely alone
This pony is a nice pony
>>14226646She hid them in a closet, I tell ya.
>>14226606What type of quests have you been trying to run?
>>14226634Why not a good pony instead
this might be the first time I liked the outfit more than the pornhttp://derpibooru.org/456532
>>14226661That is why I said Pinkie Pie, silly.
>>14226641None of that belongs in MLPG, except Gaffer. He's doing good by filtering it.
>>14226660operator quest where an operator has to operate in Ponyville operationally
>>14226674would it kill you to not use your name?
Fuck off and get some aterols for your retarded ADD pony
>>14226684Pony thinks she does belong on MLPGI agree on the Gaffer thing though, I don't think I've seen a single discussion involving him that wasn't just "I want to gargle cock"
>>14226688There's another thread with a similar theme, that might be why.Do you have other ideas?
>>14226693I actually don't use my name 99% of the time when posting here. The only reason I did that time was because "lol Rei likes Pinkie" and stuff.
>>14226688I'm an operator, but I don't operate all the time.I operate responsibly.
>>14226606Did you tell people often enough in advance?I didn't even know that you were planning a quest for example.
>>14226694>not liking add>not having add yourselfwow, must be really boring being you
>>14226705Would it kill you to ignore shitposters?
>>14226694And who's your favorite slut?
>>14226606Well of course, it was Friday night, I'm sure everyone was out at the club.
>>14226702well that may explain it. Now I need a new idea.
>>14226699The whole "pony says" is just spamming at this point. And I'm keeping the gaffer thing because I just know it's going to come back next week, so I'd like to avoid it.
>>14226723>having add yourselfshit sucks
>>14226730not reiThat wasn't a shitposter; that's just good-natured best pony ribbing.
>>14226756yes it doesyes it fucking does
>>14226750>And I'm keeping the gaffer thing because I just know it's going to come back next weekWhat happens next week?
>>14226778The new comic releases.
>>14226775It really is painfulI can't think about anything for more than 20 word in my stream of thought
>>14226793>post contains 19 words if you include the numberYou are really pushing your limits here Anon!
>>14226793so if you were to, say, try and explain yourself if you would, by chance, fuck your sister, youBoy I sure like video games
>>14226811pretty much yeah
>>14226777It isI was diagnosed with it at 10Also depression
>>14226777wowsuch rudevery uncalled forlooks who's talking pinkie
>>14226746It can be a few simple things that can spiral out of control.Be an inn-keeper in Los Caballos right before race riots.Anon wakes up as a Changeling in Appaloosa.Think of something simple that people can bit on to and then let it grow from there.
>>14226823you fucked your sister? you disgusting person
Why shouldn't I create a tulpa, MLPG?
>>14226832>not fucking your sister
>>14226832Give one non-moral based argument against incest between two consenting adults.
>>14226818Why is she so perfect?
>>14226841>I recognize that doujin
>>14226825the guy who first "discovered" it said it was a fake disease>>14226829Bitch, stop eating sugar all the time and maybe you can sit still
>>14226830going to a bar for the Sox game tonight, if I get an idea I will run the quest tomorrow or Monday. Thanks.
>>14226853This doujin still eludes me.
>>14226866I wouldn't use that argument and I think fucking your sister is awfulinbreeding is not dangerous, or we'd have plenty of mammals who'd be fucked the fuck up because they fuck like fucks amongst the fucks and with the fucks who fucked to make the little fucks
>>14226850That's not Dash.
>>14226866It takes multiple generations of inbreeding to cause an increase in birth defects.Condoms exist, abortion exists, and I never said "incest between two consenting adults of the opposite sex"
>>14226888just suck on the lipstick as if it was a horsecock, dash.
All I know is that I took Adderall a couple of times and it made me feel like I was the god of the worldHow hard is it to get a prescription for adult ADD do you think?
>>14226829>image>oh wow is there more like this>artistoh
>>14226840You'll screw up your mind, Anon
>>14226888most precious little pegasus pone.
colts in panties and pretty dresses
What would you do for a klondike pone?Would you jump up and down?
>>14226942I would attempt my best not to fuck you.
>>14226942I'd kiss a shark poneOn the lips
>You will never be mlpg popular>You will never be brony famous>You will never be tumblr famous>You will never be internet famous
>>14226942I'd do whatever you want just don't keep me away from tasty pone
>>14226959Good, that's how I like it.
>>14226968But no one here even likes you thoughYou're a diaper fetishist shitposter
>>14226942I'd probably do a lot of normal things unless I was being filmed.If I'm going to advertise something I don't like, I want to be paid.
>>14226937>my little Pip-chan in black satin panties, sliding into a tight, form-fitting cocktail dress, with a cut-out section around the lower belly where his mareteat cleavage would hang out if he had anyoh unf
>>14226959Gee, what a shame.
>>14226850iunno, look at that ass and tell me
>>14226971Diaper fetishist?I don't even like diapersAnd me being a "shitposter" is your onion.And a few people DO like me, FYI
>>14226976>implying he wouldn't put on his maid outfit instead
>he isn't dressing up as pone for Halloween
>>14226985hold on now
>>14226970There ain't enough Dash humanizations.
>>14226986Nah, no one does. You don't do anything here and the most you're known for is using two different names and pretending to be two different people. I bet you can't even name anyone that isn't the '*likes everyone and never gets angry' type. *with their name on
>>14227003but I'm not a little girl
>>14226985Wait a minutesomething's not right here
>>14227003>not owning a horse mask
>>14227013Who's his second name?Is it HotGlueAnon? I swear Nonymous and him behave in the exact same way.
>>14227003yes i amI have a purple horse mask that I will wear while talking very vague and unclear
>>14227006AJ always gets second place
>>14227003i get home late from class that dayi'll probably just pass out after i get home
>>14227010You just need to look for them.
>>14227025Yes. He slipped up and let that secret out last night, then he tried to hide it by deleting the post.
>>14227021Mine just came in the mail
>>14227006>>14227017what's wrong with it?
>>14227025I'm surprised people didn't guess it sooner.And I'm done being 2 different people>>14227045I didn't try to HIDE anything, it was a kneejerk reaction and I admitted to it without trying to make it a big deal.
>>14227036that one kinda looks like Cloudchaser
>>14227056I'm not trying to make it a big deal either. I'm just saying that it lets us know you're so desperate for attention you'll pretend to be two different people.
>>14227045Then there is no use arguing with him anyway.Either he's one of our biggest shitposters or he's seriously mentally challenged.
>>14227046Nice. Halloweens gonna be rad.
>>14227021I didn't get the memo
>>14227069Oh come on. You're being over-dramatic.
>>14227083>Another zebra jamI hate when that happens, it's just because the previous user didn't load the zebra properly
>>14227067Not any more I won't.It was really more just "I'd rather people not judge "Nonymous" for his fetishes" then it was I wanted attention.
>>14227084After all the time I've spent on mlpg I've learned that you can't over-react to anyone on here. Because sooner or later you'll find out that they're way worse than you thought.
no LunaQuest today?
>>14227083>faxing a poneWho decided to go back in time again?
>>14227084No, seriously. He believes that he is elcome here, that his shitposting totally belongs in the thread and so on.That's BCS level of delusion.
>>14227101Nope. Check the /qt/ thread.
>>14227056and i though i was the only one trying to be two people. not simultaneously, of course.
>>14227099Or you could've just, you know, posted anonymously.
>>14227100Well that's bleak...
>>14227099>I'd rather people not judge "Nonymous" for his fetishes>implyingNo one gives a fuck about you apart from your shitposting. There is no reputation you could lose anyway.
>>14227118At least with a name you can filter it.
>>14227101When's cute quest happen again?
>>14227120Yeah but it's true. See Sentenal shutting down the TF2 server and archive because one person ignored him, see Kraut and Tofu, see NBS, see BCS.Anon, everyone with a name is a ticking drama bomb just waiting for their fuse to be lit.
>>14227101Oh... I'm kinda glad about that, I totally forgot that it was supposed to be today.
>>142271365 hours or so, I think?unless Aspirant isn't questing today.
>>14227136~5 hours, I think.
>>14227137Aren't all those people afflicted with some sort of mental problem? There's plenty of other people with names who don't ride away on their drama llamas
I'd like Rarity more if she wasn't an actual bitch >taking Spike's birthday present to himself that he'd been growing for months >using Spike as a pincushion>forgetting about Twilight's birthday, lying to her about it, giving her a shitty unfinished dress, and letting her and her friends make a fool of themselves in front of the refined of Canterlotshe's not a slut, but she's a bitch
>>14227137>everyone with a nameNow you are exaggerating. I'm sure that for example xieril, Goat and LK aren't ticking drama bombs
>>14227142He didn't say anything contrary at the end of last thread or anything, so I'm assuming so.Does anyone know what's going on with Braeburn Quest, though?
>>14227137What about LK? What about Aspirant? Or SmutAnon? Or xieril?
>>14227109If I wasn't welcome here I wouldn't have gotten responsesI wouldn't have gotten 12 friends from mlpg.>>14227118You can't filter anon>>14227130There are a few people that I've become friends with from mlpg as Nonymous.>>14227137ut you're the one causing the drama...>>14227151Everyone has mental problems.
>>14227136>>14227142>>14227144These gents are correct! 5ish hours from now I plan to continue Cute "Quest" on the sub.It's gonna be the Festival Friday event, so you better be there if you want any of those bonus points!
>>14227153m-muh character flaws
>>14227154>>14227156>just waiting for their fuse to be lit>waitingSOON
>>14227155no clueMSOB hasn't said anything about it in awhileI think he's going through some real-life crap right now though, so I can't blame him for putting questing on the backburner
>>14227153No no, THIS Rarity is a bitch.
>>14227153Your name fell quest
>>14227137>People get mad occasionally>News at 11
>>14227162>>I wouldn't have gotten 12 friends from mlpg.>everyone who responded to me once or added me on steam is a friend
>>14227162>That entire post>bragging about friends>everyone has mental problemsI know for a fact there are 14 year olds who browse mlpg.And every day I become a little bit more unsure if everyone besides me is one.
>>14227179I'd wondered if that was the case since I hadn't seen him around and he'd previously been keeping us pretty posted about absences. Thanks for filling me in, hope the crap clears up for him.
>>14227162I hate to break it to you but just because they have you on skype or steam doesn't mean they're your friends.I have sentenal on steam.
>>14227166>Nightmare Night session>have to go out to a relative's birthday tonight
>>14227183It's getting so hard to be true anon.
>>14227137I TOLD YOU BROI TOLD YOU ABOUT FURFAGS
I'm actually impressed you faggots haven't given up.Well, I shouldn't say "you faggots" considering you're most likely a bunch of fags that came in a little bit later and ended up replacing all the older faggots.Much like a body isn't comprised of the same cells it was born with, but it's still the same person (unless you want to go all Plato or some shit).
>>14227162>that entire postCould it be that you aren't just HotGlueAnon and Nonymous, but also NBS?
>>14227190you can't just assume that everyone who disagrees with you is 14 years old
You must now choose mlpg. Equestria where all the ponies have realistic horse genitalia, but the society is about as sweet and saccharine as human society.orEquestria with delicious featureless crotches, sex is done in a closed room, pleasureless, with heavy magic involved. But the world is childlike and innocent.
>>14227204Nah man, NMN session is planned for next week. This one is that Festival thing Miss Cheerilee talked about three sessions back.
>>14227108No. Not at all
>>14227137Good. Everyone should pickup the new CoD instead, get with the times
>>14227213>Given upNigga, there's new pone coming, in less than a month!
>>14227210you're a pedophile. don't even talk.
>>14227206>It's getting so hard to be true anon.You post the same thing everytime you visit this place idiot.
>>14227190>braggingI'm not, really.>>14227203I have conversations with everyone I've added all the time on steam and skype. And none of them are ERPs or weird shit.
>>14227213>implying new people ever come in
>>14227230>Nigga, there's new pone coming, in less than a month!I still haven't watched Season 3 ever since I left this place cold turkey a few weeks after Season 2 ended.I have them downloaded but I'd rather finish watching Hidamari Sketch.
>>14227228Why does the small pone only come to my desk?Why does my keyboard only have two rows of letters?This place is weird man
>>14227203>I have sentenal on steam....Why?
>>14227239so what? at least im not some dramalord
>>14227228This is not efficient at all, I'm calling my supervisor
ONE MONTH TILL SEASON 4! CAN YOU FEEL IT?
>>14227258You do retard.
>>14227253It's sad you can't be there, but you should try to enjoy your time with family. That stuff is more important.And I promise I won't set the goal for the rest of the quest based on this one session.
>>14227249Weird, I'm sure I filtered that md5
>>14227265You say that as though pedophilia isn't WORSE.
>>14227266>>14227252It's like you guys are trying to cause office drama, just put pony in charge of the space key. Or tell her to press f13 when you say.
>>14227247>I have conversations with everyone I've added all the time on steam and skypeAnd I talk with Tiarawhy, Knighty, Flufflepuff, and Carnifex out of sheer convenience all the time. But that doesn't mean I like any of them or I'm their friend.
>>14227282Except I don't, retard
>>14227166yessstime to get some of them DT points
>>14227265Holy shit this fag is still relevant?Is he still a fag or did he stop being such a fag?Or is this even the same fag?>>14227250DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER [§§§ TWILIGHT ALLIANCE §§§] ???
>>14227306It's the same fag and he's still a fag
>Wanting to be true anon>Not wanting to be Fem-Anon
>>14227291No. I don't have to deal with this, I pay my union dues, make some intern deal with this tiny zebra.
Guys what do you call a herd of alicorns? Alotacorns.
>>14227291what does f13 even do?
>>14227306fuck off commander autism.
>>14227324god damnit, I am holding back my laughter
>>14227293Now look who's bragging.I don't talk to the people I know "out of convenience", I talk to them because I like doing it, and I hope they enjoy it too. I consider them friends, they consider me a friend.
>>14227325Press it and find out.
>>14227289implying fillies are not for sexually
You people just love to complain.
>>14227325sends you to equestria
>>14227346I don't have an f13....so do i like hit f12 and f1 together?
>>14227325MT please, take a look at your keyboard
>>14227344When you are defending yourself on a personal level from anons, it's time to stop posting
>>14227353They have the minds of little children. Do you have any idea what sexually abusing kids does to them? Do you even care?It's disgusting. YOU'RE disgusting.
>>14227370No, I think I'll keep posting.
Remember when that first image of Equestria Girls came out and we were all, that's fake and shit. Good times.
>>14227370> it's time to stop postingThat time passed months ago for him but he never realized. I doubt he ever will.
>>14227356>implying I love anything
God damn it MLPG. I bet night thread doesn't have to deal with this shit....actually, fuck it. See you in night thread.
>>14227392Or when we thought the chinese fucked up about alicorn TwilightGod I hate February
>>14227344>Now look who's bragging.>bragging>Even though I said I wasn't friends with any of them and it was out of convenienceDon't project yourself on me. I'm fine with you considering other people as your friends, I really don't care.But before you went off on this personal defense tangent of yours I was trying to tell you that your posts are terrible, flavorless fetish talk regardless of which name you're pretending to be and it would be a benefit to all of us if you would just stop posting.
>>14227283Good.Thanks.I really don't care about any others quests, but I've really been looking forward to a new quest from you.
>>14227325Sends your browsing history to friends and family
>>14227388Alright, but look at what it has done to MLPG alreadyWhen people who cause shitstorms decide to keep causing shitstorms, they become sentenal, tiarawhy, TAW, etc. Your funeral.
>>14227322>Turning into FemanonDo you guys really fantasize about this kind of shit? I can understand a lot of fetishes but "I wish I turned female and then got perved on" is so fucking alien.
>>14227392It's so weird how much "news" in this fandom is always centered around leaks of some sort. Why can't we just get some things as they're supposed to be announced.
>>14227380i bet this is like your first day here
>>14227392>weI knew that shit was real even from the first leak. Everything about it looked too "hasbro" to be fake.
>>14227368You hit f3 and f4 together.Simple math MT.
>>14227416It can be hot to think about and all, but if you actually want to do it, you're crossing the degeneracy line.
>>14227420Cause gossip is magic?
I'm bored.I think I'll antagonize people to entertain myself.
>>14227428we aren't talking about f7. We're talking about f13
>>14227439Please choose a category of shitposting:A-Obscure fetishesB-DrugsC-StraightedgeD-Favorite pony is shitE-I liked Equestria GirlsF-All of the above
>>14227412It's not me causing the shitstormWAITIS THIS HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE HATEANONS?Anyways, back to business...what were we talking about again before all of those anons(see:2) started all that?
>>14227313To be expected.>>14227336>autism
>>14227421>don't want to have sex with children?>you must be new!That is utterly retarded.
>>14227416I'm the same way usually. I'm fine with taking and giving, but having a vagina and taking is just wack.the only exception is that short greentext about marker changing your sex in your sleep. that was unf.
>>14227409You flatter me.
Here's some more of those requests from last night. I forgot to post them before I went to bed - sorry!
>>14227447Where's the "complaining about people" option?
>>14227449>It's not me causing the shitstorm>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE (NOT ME) CAUSED THE SHITSTORM?Oh you're so fucking pathetic
>>14227469thanks anon, that would be the joke
>>14227416>Go to MLPG meetup>Full of gross, overbearing perverts>Leave to use the restroom>Step back into the room, all heads turn to you>You look down at your hooves to realize you've just become the pretty mare>Can you make it to the exit in time?
>>14227449>WAIT>IS THIS HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE HATEANONS?No, this is how it feels to have people to tell you that no one enjoys you posting here and to just stop or take the name off and then call them hateanon shitposters to establish some false sense of higher self worth.
>>14227473Oh my fucking God what's wrong with his feet?
>>14227484Sweet, so I DO have hateanons.But can we stop talking about me and start talking about ponies?
>>14227482It's a really bad joke.So bad, in fact, it's perfectly arguable that it is not a joke at all.
>>14227449Stop. Just, stop.
>>14227449Just fuck off already please.
>>14227473these pictures are why he'll never be a successful CEO of anything, even if he jews 1000% (>implying he's not already).
>>14227501>But can we stop talking about me and start talking about ponies?>I have the perfect plan, I'll keep responding to them for hours and then pretend that I wanted to talk about ponies all along!
>>14227475>That Thin Mint debateHee.
>>14227501What makes you think you're exempt from responsibility of your posts?
>>14227409>I really don't care about any others questsDoes anyone anymore?
>>14227483Why would I run?
>>14227505I could explain why it's a joke but you still wouldn't understand.Here's a pony.
>>14227530That's not ponies anonI like the grey one.
>>14227462>that is utterly retardedwelcome to 4chan, where logic and common sense jumped out the window
>>14227481You're pathetic of keeping this idiotic topic going.Fucking drop it and quit clogging this thread up with petty meta discussion that serves no purpose.
>>14227545I have him filtered, but it's taking down more than half the thread sometimes with recursive, it's really annoying. Again if I take recursive off then I might as well remove him from the filter.
>>14227546Oh I see, you're just a normal respectable poster, you never post nonpony!
WHICH PONY HAS EVERY EPISODE OF MLP FIM SAVED ON HER DVR?
>>14227528>>14227530Holy fucking shit stop responding to him you fucking dramamongers.
I've been gone for a few days. Did BCS change her name again?
Derpy is a very pretty pony
>>14227531Go ask the annoying as fuck celestia fags. They dethroned Renne Quest idiots as "most annoying quest fanboys" in this thread.
>>14227483Always with the pretty mare anon
>>14227550>muh hive of scum and villainyIf you act like a retard then it's your own fucking fault. No matter where you are.
>>14227545man i want that Shrektastic trip is the correct answer yes?
>>14227573all of them
I mean really, stop trying to make the thread about me, this is MLPGAnd the M doesn't stand for meta.
>>14227561it's easier to just hide his posts manually if it's about something that he posts that doesn't interest you. That's pretty much the best reason why Hiding > Filtering for me.
>>14227483A fate worse than death.
quests are collaborative circlejerk fanfiction faggot shit for autsits who want to be internet bronyfamous
>>14227583Fuck you. People aren't obligated to only talk about things that you enjoy.
>>14227475should have thrown "bodily fluids" in the debategood stuff mate
>>14227618adorable crystal emo horse
i don't want anybody else to have fun without mei don't want anybody to have fun with me
>>14227618Fluttershy making soup
>>14227618Celestia bundled up in winter attire
>>14227203Now you don't.
Yellow poní has best art
>>14227638I was gonna say. That's a very fat mare
>>14227563ikr, he's never offtopic
>>14227622Which is why I hide the things that bother me. People can enjoy talking about that, and I don't have to deal with it.Everyone wins!
I miss 2011
>The VA for Edna Krabappel died today>all our VAs will die in your lifetime>hell they could be dead right now and we don't know it
>>14227598>muhironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>14227650>mistaking him for a mareWell if its possible to make him even more depressed I think you managed
>>14227663Anonymous, I don't know how to break this to you gently, but all VAs have a skeleton living inside of them.
>>14227670oh cup cakeshare in your luscious buttocks pressing down on my faceand give me your delicious chocolate bounty so that it may cleanse my soulamen
>>14227683But ponies have skeletons in them.
>>14227647She has very nice art.And hips.
>>14227647She is a very beautiful pony.
>>14227703I thought it was an eyepatch at first.And then I thought of pony dressing up as Nick Fury.
>>14227647>>14227694I agreement also
>>14227683So does 4chan
>>14227673And yet it's okay when you do it?Fuck you. You're a fucking disgusting excuse for a human being. The world would be a better place without pedohile trash like you.
>>14227618The Apples carving pumpkins for halloween
>>14227650Draw some fat mares MT
>>14227715The skin below ponies chin is very sensitive.
>>14227647http://challonge.com/poneisfightDaily reminder that Fluttershy won against highly-favored Rarity.
>>14227703I wonder what'd happen if you poked it with a needle.I'd bet it'd ooze something
>>14227728>>14227618The apples carving apples for halloween, with Apple Bloom looking confused and wondering why they aren't using pumpkins.>>14227735That's some warhams 40k sized scroll right there.
>>14227727>the world would be better off without people who like what i don't likethats childish want to fuck?
>I'll just post about cumming on ponies for months, argue that MLPG is hardly for pony anyway, cause endless shitstorms about my hobby, harass namefags and anons alike so that they'll contribute to my dropbox, and then act stupid and tell others to post pony when called out on itWho am I, MLPG?hint: I also crush on saine and tell anons I'd suck their cocks
>>14227737B-But bronies have no taste! MLPG is the only bastion of good opinions! Specifically the marginal portion of MLPG that agrees with what I think!
>>14227771we get itnon is an abominable posterplease do not bring it up again
Would you a plush ponyif she were alive?
>>14227475>You're not presenting an argument! You're presenting rumors and unsubstantiated, secondhand knowledge with no verification!>I'm trying to help you wake up! Nopony should spend their lives blindly obeying everything they're told to!>Says the one who thinks moths are spies for the Crystal Empire!>Those things are EVIL, I tell you!!!
>>14227735Bare SoulsChaos chapter, second founding
>>14227771You are me.
>>14227784which mare is the fattest?
>>14227737Daily reminder that I alone could cast about 20 votes on such polls with little effort
>>14227796No.Fuck her.Give her the K.
>>14227768>who like what I don't likeWhen "what you like" is having sex with children and traumatizing them for life?You're goddamn right the world would be better off without it.
>>14227784Could I perchance request a fatbutt mare of pastel blue color, rotund form and candy mane?
Pony plans on messing you up.
>>14227801Doesn't explain why your favorite pony is losing.
>>14227791>You're not presenting an argument! You're presenting rumors and unsubstantiated, secondhand knowledge with no verification!>MLPG
>>14227811the cum on pony toys
>>14227813I plan on making pony mess on me.
>>14227771Buy a $500 banner mocking him if you hate him so much.You're worse than he is.
>>14227813pony is just mad I beat her at checkers
>>14227828I love it when ponies do that thing with their hoof
>>14227815But Rarity isn't my fa-Well okay I guess she is, at least from the main 6.
>>14227831Why don't you call yourself terrible for being worse than me?It's the same thing.
>>14227844They don't do it enough.
>>14227817>You will never watch a girl's face go from a snooty, condescending smile, to shock, then awe, then arousal.>You will never get a blowjob from a girl who had been planning to belittle and shame you.>She will never save the picture she took once you took your pants off for herself, instead of posting it to the internet like she'd planned to
>>14227853>his favourite pony isn't mane 6
>>14227844Ponies doing anything with their hooves tends to be cute.
>>14227811He clearly means the Kek, anonAlso, ave more yëllœ poñį art
>>14227873Ponies doing Ponies with their hooves!
>>14227862>Letting her do all that>Instead of serving karma and moral justice
>>14227844Me too anon, and when they brush it along the ground.Even just sitting on their haunches properly is cute, I wish they would do it correctly more often
>>14227882wow twi is such a cover hog
>>14227809well excuuuuse me mr. moral highground
>>14227913I think you know why
>>14227894I almost waifued Fluttershy in the beginning, but she's just too much like the person I used to be.
>>14227910Twilight, if you do that, I will shit on your face.drink your choco-milk.
>>14227901>She will never call you on a weekday night and tell you to come over - right now.>You will never serve her karma and moral justice until she's a quivering, drooling wreck.
>>14227896Why is she so perfect?
>>14227940You used to be a pony?
>>14227940Not him but that is one of the reason why I love Fluttershy.
>>14227955Luckyyyy.Who else here wonders what kind of pony they'd be?
>>14227955It was a very rough childhood
>>14227882I want in!
>>14227949>Giving her exactly what she wants>Letting her have her way yet again>Permitting her to act the way she does with no repercussions>Justice
>>14227947Fuck the police
>>14227965>>14227940If you think about it, if you "used to be" that person - and you got better over time... then maybe there's hope for her too.
>>14227967I think I'd be a diamond dog, because I'm such a pervert!
>>14227978I'm glad you post this whenever you can.
>>14227990I warned you, now I have to shit on your fucking face.
>>14227934yeah ever since she turned alicorn she turned into an entitled bitch
>>14228013I can't wait to see how all six of them being alicorns will make them act to other ponies.
>>14227981if "what she wants" is to give me a blowjob and then periodically call me over for sex?I'd give it to her in a heartbeat
>>14227940That feel, happens to be one of which I know. But still is waifu>>14227952Because humble, bashful, kind, gentle, and adorable, among other wonderful things
>>14227978Why does the thumbnail always reminds me of skype?
>>14227981Well, considering that she'd been planning to humiliate you and now her fingers and toys aren't enough to satisfy her anymore ever since you filled her pussy up and made her cum harder than she'd ever done before or since, I'd say you came out on top here.
Daily reminder that inserting a foreign object into a girl's vagina, mouth or anus before she turns 18 years of age instantly destroys all of her future potential as a human being and does undisputed, irrevocable harm to her emotional well-being that prevents her from ever experiencing happiness or contributing to society again. This is a biological fact.
>>14228045Similar layout and color scheme?
Fluttershy is a very cute yellow pegasus.
>>14228057I hope you're not trying to call me a flutterfag, boyo.
>>14227978idiot gloop misspelled pinkie pie
>>14228062>She acts like a total bitch>Has every intention of hurting others>Her situation changes though she herself is still the same rotten individual>Still give her whatever she asks for and please herNope. Not justice. Just a spoiled bitch still getting whatever she wants.
>>14228063We get it. Go away, this has nothing to do with fucking ponies.
>>14228094What kind of pixels are those?
>>14228082>I-I'm not a flutterfag, g-guys, I swear. I'm normal, like you! Please let me in!
>>14228105Watch what happens when she tells you she needs it, and you say no. See how long she can hold out.
>>14228105Who gives a shit about justice?You have a cockslut now.
>>14228082Someone should draw AJ's hat on the AJfag
>>14228109do you want to talk about fucking ponies?
almost everyone who worked on the show will die in your lifetime
>>14228144>You think this is a motherfucking game?
>>14228145How often are fucking ponies?
>>14228144It was a horrible horrible comic
>>14228153>Tabitha St. Germaine will live foreverI can die happy.
>>14228153Except the CMC's VAs, right?
>>14228121What if you finally tell her you'll give it to her, but only if you can put it in her ass?
>>14228063Tell that to those 15 year old sluts.
>>14228178What kind of reaction is that?
>>14228188A very appropriate one.
>>14228153Not in my case. With my heart I will live +20 years at best.
>>14228153Now if I kill myself first
Twilight use telekinesis on you and takes you to the library basement against your will. As you descend you see an annoyed Dash, a smiling Rarity and AJ who keeps saying that this isn't a right thing to do.. There Twilight ties you up and then all of them proceed to tickle you with feathers till you promise to take the CMC to an amusement park
>>14228243I HAVE BEEN CHAPERONING THE CMC TO EVERY SINGLE EVENT SINCE I'VE COME HEREIS THIS REALLY NECESSARY
>>14228243They could have just asked.
>>14228243>not wanting to take the CMC in an amusement park on your own will
>>14228243Choke that purple cunt to death.
>>14228243only if we can play grown up pone games
>>14228243I let my feet fall off. Let's see what those ponies have to say when confronted to a human's limb-falling properties.
>>14228153As will you at some point anon. Memento mori
>>14228243Honestly taking the CMC to an amusement park would be pretty amusing.Other than they're too small to go on most rides, and buying them even one cotton candy equivalent would make them ricochet off the walls probably.It'd be a fun kind of chaos.
>>14228243twilight why are you so damn annoying
Anon is a very ugly human
>>14228243Yell at her that she could have just askedsneak in at night, bind her to her bed and tickle her till dawn
>>14228285As will Twilight Sparkle, as she will not outlive her friends.
You are a brony.
>>14228312Derpy whyI have feelings you knowI'm going to cry
>>14228317HAHAHAHAHAHAOkay, ya got me good
>>14228315>she will not outlive her friendsThat just means they're all going to become immortal
>>14228312but derpyyou are such a pretty pone
>>14228258>>14228261>>14228262They look at each other and then AJ says "I told you so" in a very smug tone.Then they all agree in unanimity to continue tickling you for random small things you did that annoyed them, like not putting the library books back in order, for lying to Rarity about helping Dash to train and not go to help her make some dresses, for lying to Dash about helping Rarity to make some dresses and not help her train and finally for insulting AJ's hat that one time where you were drunk as fuck.>>14228314Twilight swears revenge for that. A week later you wake up in a forest with a note saying that you have a 5 minute head start and signed by all the main ponies. Also there's a small "sorry" written in the corner by Fluttershy
>>14228312Fuck you, he has a dick of gold!
>>14228312Fuck you you fucking fuck
>>14228335I would take her to the gara, and she aint even my waifu.
>>14228243You make it sound like its a bad thing.
>>14228342THIS WILL NOT STANDI AM GOING TO TICKLE ALL THE PONIES
>>14228330Every time I see her hair like that, I can only imagine her wearing pic related
>>14228342Get your shotgun and aim for the head.
>>14227642Uh yes I do?
>>14228342Why are they such cunts. Don't make me grab my .50 cal and combat shotty.
>>14228342When I get out, they are sleeping with the fishesI'll steal the equipment they used to travel to aquastria so they don't drown.Then all the fish will tickle them, for days on end.
>draw a graveyard scene!
>>14228381Anon ain't got time for these cunts.'s time to blow some hoes. Violently.
>>14228390She is going to scare lily into a real grave if she keeps that up
>>14228383>When I get out, they are sleeping with the fetishes
>>14228385Its not like we'd be hugging or anything!
>>14228390>Panka poe climbs out and shakes the dirt off after a good laugh>A skeleton's foreleg pops out and takes her by the hoof
>>14228370>Dat leg>pic relatedech
>>14228399That flower pone has heart problems.
>>14228407>skellington proceeds to bone pank
>>14228404I'd bet you would even hold hooves you harlot
>>14228312i'm an unsavory creature, so you're probably right
>>14228401Well how can I keep them from escaping the tickling?If I do it on dry land someone will hear their calls for help
>>14228361The history book will always remember the Great Tickle War where one human managed to take down three thirds of Ponyville by a tickle sneak attack before being subdued.>>14228367>>14228381You don't have any guns. Also you hear Dash telling you to start running since this time Pinkie is with them and she's a world champion at tickling. >>14228383As they finally get out they make peace with you. Except Dash. She declares a full on tickle war on you and recruits Pinkie and the CMC for help
pony just beeped
>>14228416Poor Lily poneShe must live in constant terror of.. well everything ever
>>14228421CANT PROVE IT
>>14228429>three thirdsI meant three quarters but whatever
>>14228363Why, because her face reminds you of a bug?
>>14228438Why is she afraid of herself?
>>14228429>don't have any gunsSo I have knives. Knives are fucking everywhere. And if there aren't any knives, a rock or two and a few sticks will do some good.Either way, aim for the main arteries. Either heart or neck for a fast death. Clean cuts if a fast death isn't possible.
Wish you were here!
>>14227788What if there was an episode that was just like this. Big mac's doll comes to life?
>>14228438Would anyone notice if she replaced Fluttershy?
Why is she so perfect?
>>14228169She considers for all of a second before hastily agreeing>Yes, for God's sake YES, I'll do it just -- fuck, I've been using my pocket-rocket every night for like a week but it's not ENOUGH. My pussy is SOAKING wet and I NEED it, now s-shut up and please, please PLEASE make me cum--!!
>>14228454But I took the picture.
>>14228447I think herself might be the only thing she is not afraid ofUsuallyThough I suspect if she dressed as something for nightmare night and caught a glimpse of heself in a mirror she would panic>>14228461She would probably be worth more laughs played straight up than Fluttershy
>>14228466You took a picture of a postcard.Good for you.
>>14228462>dresses and acts like a libtard>perfectYour perfection declaring rights have been revoked for half a day, anon.
>>14228429>Except Dash. She declares a full on tickle war on you and recruits Pinkie and the CMC for helpSo be it.I can probably bribe the CMC with candy or something to serve as a double agent ace in the hole sort of deal.
>>14228472what if she put on sunglasseswould she recognize herself in the mirror
>>14228457>gg validated>more Big Mac/Smarty Pants porn>doll OCs errwhere
>>14228463And then I walk out the door.
>>14228474I took the picture for the postcard.I was paid 30 bits for my services.
>>14228438Still want that pic of anon hugging three terrified and struggling flower pones.
what if ____________________boop_______
>>14228453>kind of a personI barely consider myself to be a person.
>>14228478You only manage to bribe AB to not participate. Scoot is too loyal and Sweetie wants revenge for what you did to Rarity. Also Spike joins them too after Dash had a talk with him.
>>14228483Now there's something I can get behind.
>>14228499It's throat-slitting time.
>>14228472That fucking zoom man, it gets me every time.
Pony says spread them cheeks.
>>14228493As do I anon, as do I>how do I hold all these flowers
>>14228512>nothing thereWill never not be unf
>>14228512You're only going to get a disease if you do that.
>>14228499Spike is the easiest to sway, gems are easy to come by too.I sneak books on dark and terrible sercret tickle rituals and tickle magic from the library to give me an edge.
>>14228522Wait, you can't see it?
>>14228536Clearly anon did not get his pair of special glasses
>>14228536>What do you mean theres nothing there?>D-DID MY PONUT FALL OFF!
>>14228548>pony is decomposingNo wonder pone is so dumb.
>>14228548>PonutI loathe this wordAlong with unf
>>14225381>not skipping the intro>not skipping the songs
>>14228562That's nice, Anonymous. Now everyone in class knows that you don't like a thing.
>>14228563>skipping the songsSTRAIGHT TO PONY JAIL
>>14228562Me too. It's strangely unnerving. I guess it's one of those irrational things.
>>14228562How about cunny?
>>14228483>gg validateddidnt that already happen with spike at your service?>pic related
>>14228571What are they gonna do, make me listen to the the intro over and over again?
>>14228563>skipping the songsMY HITLER-O-METER IS GOING CRAZY!
>>14228562I'm fine with it. It's a funny word.
>>14228534You try to bribe Spike but he refuses sayong something about Rarity's honor and how Dash said that defeating you would make him Rarity's knight in shining armor.After a week of constant small fights and sneak attacks a rock breaks your window. As you look out you see Scootaloo and Sweetie running. Also Sweetie apologizes for the window. The rock had a message from Dash telling you to come at the town hall to finally finish this once and for all. Do you go?
>>14228583Not to mention the latest comic
>>14228586That would actually be a legitimate form of torturebeing forced to listen to any music on loop is actual torture.
>>14228485You feel her hand grab your wrist as she tries to hold you back."Wait! What about me?! Y-you can't just leave me like this--!!"Her other hand latches on to your forearm as she stumbles behind you, digging in her heels as you half-drag her toward the door.>"I-is it money you want?! Tell me! I'll give it to you! I'll give you a-anything you want! You can DO whatever you want! Slap me, spit on me, fuck my ass raw-- I don't care! Just-- s-stop!!">"We--!">"Were supposed--!">"To have a DEAL--!!!">"Damn you, STOP!">"I'm BEGGING you now-- Please!"