Rarictober will soon be over.What have you done in this marvelous time? Have you praised your rightful Queen Rarity yet?>>14191461
So is Trixie not a brony pony anymore?Cause I want to waifu her
rarity mindbreaking all the other ponies and turning them into clones of herself with magic is one of my biggest fetishes
>fapping to ponies
>>14195583How do you waifu an insufferable douche pone like Trixie?
>>14195583not a chance,seth.
>>14195564Yes.She takes a nibble of the other end of the sandwich.
>>14195549
OH FUCK I FORGOT IT WAS RARITOBEROh well, I'll just celebrate Rarivember
>>14195602By having a tsundere/she acts like an insufferable douche but is actually quite innocent on the inside fetish
massive pony tummies and butts that are impossible to completely wrap your arms around
Daily reminder that those creamy white pone buns were bouncing all over Fancypants.
OP, whoever you are, fucking learn how to type the subject properly.I know you insist on making the thread, but at least do it right.
>>14195623Pony needs to lose weight, I think.
>>14195608red anon pls
>>14195614>Tainting my birthday month with such a terrible ponyIt's Applevember.
>>14195549Amazing how both cute and creepy that is
>>14195605>finish the sandwich, kiss her, make out, have sex, use her as a toilet, shower, cuddle, go to sleep, live happily for four months, get mad, see her leave>try not to cry>cry a lot
>>14195620But the trouble is that Trixie is actually insufferable, because her one defining character line is really obnoxious and lame.>"The great and powerful!'
http://challonge.com/poneisfight/Round 4:Applejack vs Twilight Sparkle: http://strawpoll.me/598656Fluttershy vs Rarity: http://strawpoll.me/598655Rainbow Dash vs Pinkie Pie: http://strawpoll.me/598654For those who haven't voted yet.
>>14195639you think wrongpony needs to grow bigger
>>14195623YesYesI like that mental image
How do you waifu an insufferable douche pony like rainbow dash?
>>14195648Anon pls, i messed up the centering in that one.And why is it a gif?
>>14195583Back off asshole, I waifu'd her first.Seth doesn't count. He's obsessed with that fucking dragon.
>>14195665Smack her.
>>14195648Pone is too dependant on you to leave you. You can't stay mad at pones' cute face. and messy face, at times.
>>14195665By applying unreasonable headcanon to her
>>14195639If a pony ponies really hard, does it count as exercise?
>>14195608I still don't get why you do this.>>14195645>birthday in the worst month of the yearI'm so sorryHere, have a best pony to cheer you up.
>>14195654>Ponk closing the distanceTHERE IS STILL HOPE LEFT IN MAN
>>14195640I want to rim that fat rump
>>14195592u-unf
>>14195668I don't know but that's why I saved it. it's an oddity.
>>14195665The same way you waifu an insufferable pony like Rarity probably.
APPLES ARE FOR NERDS!
>>14195690It tastes of horseapples
>>14195707what
>>14195672>>14195583>Waifuing trixie
>>14195665Lots and lots of headcanonsYou might as well waifu a background pony
>>14195646>>14195549It hits me right in the feels. I really wish there has a pinkie version
>>14195680Of course.
>>14195662there's a thread for that>>14094237
>"You call that waifuing?"
>>14195675Alright then>stay together five more months, feel happy, feel sad, feel angry together with her, feel alive, one day stop feeling anything
>>14195646It wouldn't be cute if it was an adult man
Ponies in thigh-high boots
>going to a convention for the weekend>cosplay bag is 5x heavier than my overnight bagsuffering
GO PINKIE GOWE BELIEVE IN YOU
>>14195676There's no need for headcanon, there's enough reason in the show.
>>14195682Because Rarity is terrible pony and you should feel bad.And yes November is terrible month. Let me have good pony to go with it, not some creature like Rarity.
>>14195741OH GOD THAT PONY IS HAVING A SEIZURE
>>14195645Nigga fuck you I'm born in November and it's Rarivember
Rarity more like Whority
>>14195736whoa
>>14195737>going to a convention for the weekendhave fun at MCM
>>14195724but pinkie if I hug the plushes of you any harder I'll bust a seam
>>14195742But Rarity is the BEST pony.
>>14195757haha that's a new one
>>14195739I don't
>>14195725You and Pone decide to take a step back and dial it down to roommates; friends with benefits.The toilet has gone unused for longer than you can remember.
>>14195753>>14195765Go commit some Japanese brand already.
>>14195757Man I just wanted Rarity on a great adventure.Still maybe, just maybe requesting that from GG wasn't the best choice I've made.
Oh, right, I forgot.Rarity is NOT a slut.
>>14195672>there will never be a sequel
>>14195763shame nobody else from mlpg seems to go or want to meet up
>>14195781But GG drew what was the truth.Rarity's a slut for attention.
MLPG CON ORGY WHEN
>>14195777Says the guy that likes the Applepones
>>14195786i read that as>there will never be a sempaii think it's time for bed
>>14195774>feel sadness at remembering the good times spent together>every time I look at pony I see what it could have been>one night I sneak in pony's bed and sit on pony's face. I let out a huge turd to remember the good times and sit there for five minutes, while her body goes limp>I kiss her goodbye and I leave in the darkness awaiting judgement
>>14195799Btich you have problem with apple ponies?
>>14195786I tried once. Then Ghost died.I decided it wasn't a good time.
What's the most wonderful thing about Rainbow Dashes?
>>14195798When I hit it rich.
>>14195798all day erryday
>>14195817What? Me? NahWhy would anyone have a problem with worst mud pones
>>14195827
>>14195825goodthese stupid "feels" shit needs to die
>>14195817how could someone have a problem with apple pones
>>14195837>derpy unbirths 2 anons.png
>>14195837On one hand could imagine that is voe and fap to it. But on the other hand I could just fap to actual vore.See you guys later
>>14195844Bread pls
>>14195844Go fuck yourself.
Dear Princess Celestia,Today I'm writing to you about the magic offighting.
Am I the only one here who thinks Rainbow Dash isn't just the youngest out of the six main ponies, she could even be just barely out of foalhood?
>daring do DAZZLE
>>14195837Would you help fill a Derpy?
>>14195883She doesn't seem THAT young.
>>14195883They're all nearly the same age, Anon.
>>14195886I'd help swallow her load when she empties
>>14195851That nigga apparently.It's ok though, not everyone can have acceptable tastes.
>>14195901
>>14195886With what?
>>14195844Kill you are self.
Non-ponies kissing ponies.
>>14195908Some anons I tell ya
>>14195871there's a reason people don't bother with them any morethey've always bee shit
>>14195882>Smash>fighting game
I claim this thread for Sweetie Belle
>>14195910Yes on my faceDerpy has a humongous dookie load
>>14195912Kraut.jpg
>>14195883Pinkie Pie is the youngest.
>@MMeghanMcCarthy About to watch what will definitely go down as the weirdest episode of #MLPFIM we've ever done. #MLPSeason4
>>14195923Look, just because you have a shriveled prune where your heart used to be doesn't mean everyone is as broken as you are.
>>14195922Those two ponies thereI love them so muchI wish there was more of them. And more art.
>>14195867it's like when we told people that didn't like porn to go back to ponychanbut now instead of being edgy and adult we're defending our last bastion of sadness and depression from people that just want to talk about my little pony
>>14195922She's eating that fritter really fucking hard.
>>14195885Some time ago, at Hasbro HQ:>Ok, we're going to ship out some new toy sets, with the new princess alicorn Twilight Sparkle toy. We should box them with a couple other toys like the other sets.>What about the other main characters?>We've already sold too many of those, we'd need to change them and we can't reveal the other alicorn characters just yet.>Why don't we just cover them in decals for no reason whatsoever and call it a new limited edition?>Genius. Now what about the other pony? It should be one we haven't sold yet.>Uhh what about that Indiana Jones pony from that one episode? Daring Do?>Good idea, but Daring Do isn't girly enough, it'll never sell. Just stick 'dazzle' on the end of it. Girls'll eat that shit up.
>>14195942CG PoniesIs your body ready, MLPG?
Pony just stole all the ponies so can't no longer have ponies.
>>14195942It's the dsicord epsiode
>>14195942FUTA PONY EPISODE CONFIRMED
>>14195806i somehow see how you could do that
That's actually really nice.
>>14195944are you seriously telling me that people get emotional over those stupid things?they're easily the most forced attempts at "emotions" i've ever seen.
>>14195946I agree. Especially that green and pink one. Though the frizzy maned apple pone is awesome too.>>14195949She fucking loves fritters anon
>>14195962Tell pony to share, or else I'm telling.
>>14195951I don't minde the Dazzle. Daring Dazzle. It's like the name her parents gave her because they find it cute and all more normal antagonists would use to annoy her when confronting her or having the upper hand.
>>14195885Sweetin ROYALTY Belle
>>14195978Fluttershy, I don't give half a damn about your animals.
>>14195885I'm pretty sure the whole rainbow-ified thing will take place in the show, like crystal pones
>>14195977Luna's so tiny.
>>14195977>bat guard bigger than Lunaunf
>>14195942Stop tweeting about it, I don't care!
>>14195993>Winona>her animalMan, what people would say just to show their spite.
>>14195980It doesn't matter what you think.
>>14195978>interspecies play dateFLUTTERSHY YOU DISGUSTING FREAK
>>14195977those bat guards are not cuddly enough
>>14195981Does she have a name?
>>14196002Big bat guards spitroasting tiny luna and her tiny butt when
>>14196000I think the guard's bat costumes are just too big.
>>14196012in b4 >y-you replied to me, so y-you must be
>>14196028That feel when watching FiW the first time was almost as good as the show
>>14196012it's clearly what everyone here thinks about shitty greentextsif people don't do them, its because they suck
if i was an earth pony i would kill myselfcut off all of your fingers. now try and live life with only your palms, to simulate weird flexible hoof things, and your mouth. no carrying things in your palms unless you're pretending to be a pegasus, that's cheating.that's how earth ponies live. as an earth pony, you can>grow things better in a society where nobody knows jack shit about agriculture because they have magic to do it for them>pull things around like a dumb workhorse>be obnoxious>kick trees
>>14196019Nope, at least not an official one that I know of. I know we never gave her one ourselves
>>14196002>tiny lunaUnf
>>14196025>tiny butt>your tiny butt existes me so...
>>14196038I'll never know that feel.
>>14196038>everything you just saidwhat
Pony just punched you in the face. Like as hard as pony couldIt kinda felt like something. You're not really sure.
>>14196038>that unfunny everything>"as good as the show"
>>14196039>what is the false consensus effectfuck off back to the steamchat where you belong, Broke.
>>14196041But you get to be the cutest type of pony and have mysterious pony druid powers.. or somethingGood enough for me
>>14196071>iron on eyesmakes me gag every time
Rarity should help Rainbow Dash.
>>14196056I thought punching implied fists. Ponies don't have fists. So...like...I guess it was a really hard boop. I guess that's OK.
>>14196038That feel when a lot of parodies are better than the showThat feel when the comics are better than the showThat feel when the show's target audience holds it back from a wonderful land of complex issues, subtlety, and grit that hasbro thinks would scare little girls away. But it didn't scare them away in the 90s and 80s.
>>14196042I can't names. But that mark... Apple Flora?
HEY
>>14196092apple blossom
>>14196095HEYYOU YOU
>>14196092I call her Appleblossom.
>>14196038this makes Sweaty Ball sad
>>14196102>>14196106It's perfect
\they shall reveal another Apple family member But it's not an earth pony
>>14196089That feel when you have no idea what you're talking aboutHey genius, were ''complex issues, subtlety and grit'' what made you and everyone else watch the show in the first place?Learn to like things for what they are, and not for what you want them to be
>>14196092>>14196106Apple Blossom would be the most straight forward, though it should be noted that she is not the only apple pony with that cutie mark
>>14196089That has got to be the broniest thing I've heard all week.
>>14196038not even a chuckle. i'm disappointed at this parody's pitiful attempt at humor.
Was there really any episode that was weird?
>>14196122In families names are often reused so that's ok.
>>14196137Not really.They're all pretty formulaic.
>>14196137Discord two parters had odd backgroudn events but ultimelty there wasn't any LOLSORANDUM stuff or entire epsidoes that made MLPG go "what the fuck", no
>>14196137Every Fluttershy episode. There wasn't any actual "lesson".
>>14196137No not really. The dream sequence of May the best pet win was weird.
>"Hey there, sexy"
>>14196170'sup.
>>14196160S3 had too much LOLSORANDUM pinkie moments.Other than that, yeah.
>>14196170I'm sorry, your jugular appears to have been cut by me.
>pony toys start having movable partsKung Fu Grip pony soon
>>14196182>Try MeUNF
>>14196116No, I think I finally matured a little somewhere between 2010 and now, or filled whatever hole in my life the psychological equivalent of staring at pictures of kittens for 20 minutes used toHell, I can't even get through most anime no matter how edgy it gets. All I like is pretentious sounding books that don't actually make you smart and movies. S4 is going to drive me away for sure.I'm sorry MLPG. Now I'm just a furfag that is literally here for the ponies instead of here for "my little pony".
>>141961702masculine4me
>>14196170>human upper torsoI could not pony that
>>14196188Anon please
>>14196182>Japan will never make fully articulated pony toys
>>14196192>here for the ponies instead of here for "my little pony"welcome to being most of MLPG. now shut up.
>>14196204>tfw no Revoltech pony figures
>>14196204>>14196182Big pony play-doh toys when?guess where the play-doh goes out.
I was stood up today, MLPG
>>14196192You really don't sound like you matured at allQuite the contrary, I'd say
I don't even know what's going on.
>>14196182>>14196203>comes with a hat
>>14196203Also BALLOONS
>>14196203Why does it look like she has autism
>>14196217you mean you went for a date and she wasn't there? ouch.
>>14196217I'm sorry to hear that, Luna.M-maybe you could meet up with me next time
>>14196231Those balloons look awfully wierd
And more sweetie
>>14196217http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3S5KNL6_wk
>>14196231PONY PULLS THE WAGON
why is a faggot spamming us
Fully motorised pony
>>14196220I still think I'm a pathetic autistic manchild that will never be able to like anything without automatically looking like a tryhard faggot, or just a faggot. Being short and looking like mewball helps with giving other people that idea, and myself that idea whenever I look in the mirror.I got a dog. The companionship is probably what made ponies obsolete. I only ever liked these horses because I was lonely and sad. When the sad ended, I went back to having typically autistic dispassionate tastes like every other aspie fuck.
Just because I enjoy sex doesn't mean I'm a slut.
>>14196256why aren't you filtering his name
>>14196264
>>14196231>>14196254>those highlightI'm grinning like a schoolgirl anon!
/^The man who killed sweetiepoo$/You'll thank me later.
>>14196217I was frozen today
S4
>>14196276apparently you're still lonely enough to talk to mlpg
>>14196217I got diagnosed with depression today.
Pony looks up to you
>>14196217>Thinking that anyone could like or love you in the first placepffft, sucker;_;
NMM is bored by your, erm, "manhood".
>>14196298I WAS FROZEN TODAY
>>14196312I'll distance myself from pony so pony isn't disappointed. Never meet your heroes, pony
>>14196317Well I'm bored of your tiny butt
>>14195946They are pretty cute, huh?
>>14196293Why go through all that trouble when i can just do this?
>>14196311your cure is candy
Why are Twifags so worst thing about this entire fandom?
>>14196317what is this shapeless mess supposed to be?
>>14196317what about my erm arm.
>>14196329at any rate, why are you bragging about filtering someone?
>>14196312Well yeah. I'm kinda tall.
>>14196322Even her scrawny rear can't feel your micropenis.
>>14196204http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6zKkgNh1cs>there will never be pony toy stop motion videos
>>14196312too many cute apple pones
>>14196327That eating pony was cute.
>>14196307>subhuman autists>being able to make friends with anyone but other subhuman autists>the only subhuman autists that open their mouths in public are the ones that haven't learned how bad their meme spouting and naruto rants are for the public's well being
>>14196327STOP EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT YOU COW
>>14196311mewball pls
>>14196341I didn't filter, i just showed how it's done.
PONY WANTS YOU TO SAVE THE WHALES
>>14196327hey that is pretty rad
>>14196330CANDY IS ONLY A CHEAP OPIATEI WAS FINE BEFORE AND NOW THAT I'VE FINISHED IT'S WORSE
>>14196217Life sucks, Luna. ;_;
Are you ready for the new season?And I ain't talking about MLP.
>>14196357She's been hard at work, man! That kinda activity really works up your appetite!
>>14196374fuck you anon. Fuck you.
>>14196378Chewing nonstop and moving your hoof from the nearest tray to your mouth doesn't qualify as hard work
>>14196355>that feel when someone notices you're a subhuman autist>"i thought he was just quiet and cool"nope, think again, bitch. The look of disappointment with a tinge of fear is one i've seen much too often, but it still surprises you every time.
>>14196393Actually, chewing can burn a lot of energy.
>>14196367YOU'RE pretty rad!
>>14196355Consider putting a hit out for yourself on tor
>>14195977ya, too bad about the picture and lighting quality
>>14196366but pony wants you to nuke the whales
>>14196405SHUT UP, IT'S ARTISTIC
>>14196336Wow, rude, that's her mane.
>>14196403Oh gosh when did that happen
You dream of doing it anon, but why don't you go and do it?
>>14196419the whole picture is her mane?
>>14196423Because I am a coward.
>>14196203>dash with new hatI NEED IT
>>14196401>"Hey anon, you look like a cool dude, wanna go get lunch?">[robotic monotone voice] "Y-YOU TOO">"What">"PONY SAYS NO AND BYE">[anon awkwardly runs away arms flailing, exit stage left]
>>14196423Because i don't REALLY want to
>>14196423I'm trying hard, doing what i can
Just for the bump
>>14196420ages ago, it was prophesied there'd be one like you
>>14196231>goth black pinkie>new bulshit orange and yellow hair pinkie>new rainbowified pinkiewhat the fuck is going on here
>>14196431Well I'm not a coward! I'm not, you hear me? I am not a coward!
>>14196446You should really just be posting her because she's best pony.
>>14196436How the hell did you know i was the pony says guy?
>>14196453s4 foreshadowingevery pony will become pinkie
Twilight Sparkle's Mom x Button's Mom
>>14196423I'm trying, Mr. Matrix, I really am. It's just not working.
>>14196471>not Twilight Velvet x Twilight's DadDISGUSTING
>>14196471
>>14196448you are the drawfag we needbut not the one we deservewe don't deserve nice people like you
Twilight just can't stop snacking
>>14196317>>14196322>>14196344>NMM>tiny buttall of you are banned
>>14196470every pony every seed
>>14196315>>14196217>Depressed>Hate myself>Suicidal>Meet someone at uni>She flirts with me>Ask her out>She says yes>Go on a couple dates>Then she just stops talking to meIt's the worst when your hateful internal narrator was right
>>14196487that ass just isn't fat enough for me.I need a bigger ass.more cushy.
>>14196487TIS A LIE!
>>14196481too bad; you're stuck with me
>>14196401>>14196355Which pony is most likely to hate herself enough to constantly vent about her perceived inferiority to her friends, but not enough to just kill herself already?The annoying one that should just kill herself alreadykill yourself
>>14196453>missed the Rainbow Rock EG shit
Is "the man from earth" any good? I'm gonna watch it now
>>14196493>hateful internal narratorlol that nigga be trippin
>>14196493Maybe you seemed very desperate.
>>14196498>not pictured, men hugging and crying
>>14196505It sounds like the stupidest movie of all time.This is coming from someone who has watched Movie 43 in its entirety.
>>14196498>you guys are coolO-OH GOSH
>tfw can't enjoy anything
>>14196500i was just joking
>>14196530>tfw filtering anything I don't like
>>14196487
>>14196500don't talk about fluttershy like that
>>14196484Some winter weight never hurt anybody
>>14196527I'd like to make that piggie squeal.
>>14196562She IS piggy cute
>>14196560Jeez Twily, I know you don't need to walk anymore, but still!
Pony says it's too cold at night
1. ____________2. ____________3. ____________4. ____________5. ____________WE ASKED A HUNDRED PEOPLE THIS QUESTION:Who is best pony?
>>14196579Rarity.
>>14196579RARITY
>>14196575Next time she tries the table dance, it breaks
>>14196579Rarity
>>14196579All of them except rarity and fluttershy
>>14196423Because I don't think it's ever going to be possible for me, Mr. Matrix
I've never been stood upNever really been dating either
>>14196575>implying she ever needed to walk once she started teleporting
>>14196579Are you all still in denial about who was voted best pony?That's cute
>>14196579Who is Rarity?
pony says that genesis > super nintendo
>>14196579Rattaty
>>14196578pony can sleep with mewe can share our body heat
>>14196600>All her friends try to hold their laughter in>It's unbecoming to laugh at a princess
>>14196579Anything but rarity.>>14196578Pony can come in my bed if she's cold.
>>14196593>>14196595>>14196602>>14196603>>14196612>>14196613[ X ]
>>14196579Twilight Sparkle.
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
Hey MLPGhas anyone ever drawn adorable crystal stallionwell other than that one porn image I mean
http://i.imgur.com/Hkr9NlR.jpg
>>14196605every time a girl shows any kind of interest towards me I just blow her off because I assume she's just making fun of me
>>14196639>one porn image>one
>>14196635>Anal Sex: The ost
>>14196626100 people were wrong.
>>14196639nostallions a shit
>>14196639i diid yesterday
>>14196639crystal pony stallion isnt cute enough for plushies or drawings
>>14196644that's been my approach to women from the age of 0 to the age of 20. I feel good that I'm starting to normalize.
>>14196643anthro a shit
>>14196644if you do that, she might start making fun of you
>>14196644This is the worst thing
>>14196647Well I meant people from MLPG and stuff>>14196657>>14196666Over the line anons, both of you
>>14196579
>>14196644I try to be either ignore them or be as non-threatening as possible.Usually ignore because non-threatening simply doesn't come easy to me.
>>14196666quads confirm>>14196680Tell him he bought his cutie mark at Wal-Mart
>>14196680bat pony stallion gets drawings and plushieswhat's your excuse you stupid quartz horse
>>14196644every time a girl shows any kind of interest towards me I overthink it or do something very stupid or I just straight get it wrong.
>>14196643DON'T DO THIS TO ME
>>14196579amazon motherly futa celestia with huge butt
>>14196644every time a girl shows any kind of interest towards me i wake up
>>14196673you a shit
>>14196668I assume that they have crippling self esteem issues because some study showed that women with poor self worth are more likely to go after men that don't exhibit typical desirable traitsLike being attractive for exampleAs it turns out, I'm usually right.
>>14196696People like edgy characters
>>14196704hi klondike
Does anyone have more humanized feelfics?
>>14196719bat horses aren't edgy at all thougheven their general hates edginess and pumps out cute pony after cute pony
>>14196696that is kind of jimmy rustling material right therenon canon OC stallions getting more stuff than the cutest canon one
>>14196716yeah but I've never had a girlfriend
I'mthe greatest in all the galaxy
>>14196728>wanting humanized shit
>>14196716>I assume that they have crippling self esteem issues because some study showed that stallions with poor self worth are more likely to go after ponies that don't exhibit typical desirable traits>Like being attractive for example>As it turns out, I'm usually right.>=Princess Luna, 2013
POST MANGOES
>>14196728i hope not
>>14196737>non canon, OCDYEWTS?
>>14196769I assume when he says bat pony he is referring to the characters that are pouring our of their general, rather than the proper night guard ponies
>>14196753>>14196766>not wanting humanized feelficsOh I get it. You have some kind of weird brain disease.
>>14196374you know I've always wondered. If she has to stay cooped up in her room for three weeks, who takes cares of the farm? Mac couldnt do everything bu himself
>>14196779I only know of one bat pony plush that is a stallion and it's the one from the show
>>14196753>being a furry
>>14196760>broniest princess
>>14196792There are several night guard plush poniesOnly one of them is really good though
>>14196716>women with poor self worth are more likely to go after men that don't exhibit typical desirable traitsI wish I could go after anyone
>>14196802which one is it
>>14196803I'm sorry rediv, you're just too goddamn ugly.
>>14196790Some foals just have to grow up very early...
>>14196780>>14196795is there a point to humanized shit on a thread about MLP?Go fuck off somewhere if you want that stupid shit
>>14196639hows this?
>>14196828
>>14196760Luna and celestia really are very unattractive poniesGood thing we have fanart, right?
Pony wants you to stop being a backseat driver
>>14196818Now that's just rude.
>>14196848
>>14196849I'm being a FRONT SEAT DRIVERIN THE DRIVING SEATTELL PONY TO SHUT UP
>>14196814Sorry I don't have any pictures savedbut only one of the ones I have seen had good looking armor applied to it>>14196841That is something anon! We have to start somewhere! Also saved
>>14196644>every time a girl shows any kind of interest towards me I don't notice
>>14196849WELL MAYBE IF SHE WASN'T SUCH A GODAWFUL DRIVER I WOULDN'T BE
>>14196820Such a silly filly
>>14196847>unattractivesomeone cannot into horses
absolutely disgusting how can people enjoy poisoning themselves by smoking that shit
>>14196850no, it's just terrible.
APPLEShttp://i.imgur.com/Vq7Om60.jpg
>>14196864is it http://fav.me/d5t26jt
Eh ho ho, what do you mean you don't want breed tonight, human?
>>14196848Straight-edge-fags are bad, but so are stoners.Find the middle ground, retards.
>>14196877Sealy Feealy
>>14196863>TELL PONY TO SHUT UPsee? you can't even manage to tell it to pony yourself.
>>14196900I think I'm the middle groundSilently straight edge?
>>14196844you have impressed me with your wizard filename
>>14196894Worst race pls go.
>>14196902
>>14196892Yep, thats it. That is a really awesome plush poneThe others are okay, but none quite pull it together like that one
pony says you can't detain pony any furtherpony has extraterritorial rights
>>14196908Drink one beer, then you'll be middle ground.
>>14196892Hey, that's mine.
>>14196908The middle ground is having your own preferences and not constantly yelling about them like a pretentious little kid
>>14196911I do what I can.
>>14196906that is not related to MLPfuck off
>>14196927wait, straight edge means no beer?what the fuck
I don't feel like masturbating, really.This is weird.
>>14196906Roseluck is the ugliest human
>>14196900I don't smoke or drink but I support people being allowed to.Sometimes I like seeing images of cartoon ponies high or drunk.
>>14196949Anti Depressants does that
>>14196949I never feel like masturbating until I watch an episode of My Little Pony
>>14196937
>>14196950that's not a human, that's a trout with a human skin. Look at those fucking lips.
>>14196950Just another reason I will never ever watch that movie
>>14196927I was thinking about it, honestly. Maybe this weekend.>>14196931I almost never say I'm straightedge, and I don't think the term has ever passed my lips.
>tfw physically attractive>tfw half a dozen serious mental illnesses
>>14196964Nah, I don'take any medicine. I just thought that I probably don't need to masturbate every night and here I am. Even though I'm asking myself why I'm not, since It's become something of a habit
Ships you'd like to see in the show.
>>14196989Are you bateman?
>>14196989pics or i dont believe you
>>14196993MacLunaTwicoraCelestanon
>>14196989Sounds serious
Drunk Male Rarity
>>14196989I don't think theres a person alive without at least 1 "mental illness"
>>14196949same here but this past week i have done a TON of masturbating so i guess it makes senseits actually a nice break. maybe i can get something done instead of the usual going through a million porn tabs looking for something good http://imgur.com/97gEizX
>>14196993into the trash you go
>>14197033still better than your ideas
>>14196894Twilight anon err rather Chrysalis Anon SHUTUP
Changeling is actually pony in disguise.
>>14197031I think I reached critical lewdness after extreme bdsm and flutterscat yesterday.
>>14196993
>>14197015
>>14196950AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>14196989What illnesses?The first point rules out Krautism.
>>14196993The Titanic
>>14197031
>>14196989ya that sucks. i would choose ugly and no mental illness any day if i had the choice>no social anxiety or depression>i could be confident and happy and enjoy life even being uglyif only it was easy to trade
>>14197031>JavkillerI miss him
>>14196989>tfw your slightly deformed appearance that borders on making you a member of a different human species is just a symptom of how horribly wrong your brain development went
>>14197108i dont know who that is but that sure is a cool name
>>14197047say that to my face, at this address (not online) and see what happens
>>14197087I just wish it would all go awayI haven't talked to anyone and I keep on abstaining from people who want to help me. I'm lonely, and yet I desire no social contact. I laugh manically and then burst into tears. I sit in my room just waiting for the day to pass so I can sleep again
>>14197130still better than your ideas
>>14196993>>Ships you'd like to see in the show.
>>14196993More hijinks in the background with these two
>>14197127he drew airships and stuff fore MLPG
faproulette info/fap-app/
Wacky situations you would like to see in the show
>>14196989>>tfw physically attractive
>>14197170
>>14197162oh my god what
>>14197167full penetration
>>14197167shining armor is trying to hide a baby from cadence that didn't come out of her own vagina in the first place?
>>14197167A stallion being despised for liking a little girls showNobody ever says it's wrong or mean. Even fluttershy thinks he's a weirdo.
>Too tired to write>Too tired to game>Too early to sleepAbloo bloo.How's your afternoon going MLPG. Excited for Season 4 still? I can't wait for it to start. Something positive to focus on.
>>14197179>MLPG drawfag enters art school.png
>>14197179
>>14197179that image is not real
>>14197179unf
>>14197179>grand opening
>>14197140tomorrow afternoon, not online
You just found pony's porn collection
>>14197179I do not have an image that can properly convey how I feel about this, so have a pretty pink pony prostitute instead.
>>14197267rarity > fleur
>>14197267I would not have sex with that horse.
>>14197281Yeah, that's true, but it's also true for every other pony.
I'm not attractive or mentally stableI'm not wealthy or smartI'm not fit or gregariousAnd I'm certainly not happy
>>14197292i meant as a slut pony
>>14197246too scared to do it now?
>>14197294then you are in the right place friend. you just described most of mlpg.
>>14197299OhWell in that case you used the wrong symbol, Fleur should be on the "greater then" side.
>>14197306do what? whoop your ass?
>>14197294You sound like my type
>>14197335i win
>tfw no pretty princess dresses
1-3: Femsnails4-6: Femanon in Equestria7-9: Dolls0: Ice PackDoubles or better: add superlewd
>>14197294On the next episode of My Little Pony, Dash has something to say
pony wants to play starbound
>>14197348Cuddly zebra twin dolls
>>14197348NO FUCK THATDO FEMANON IN EQUESTRIA
>>14197348You have a really narrow imagination. I like your pictures though.
>>14197339fuk u fagget
>>14197360femanon on colt action
>>14197348>dollswhat about femanon doll?
>>14197348>more dollsyeesss
>>14197348>dollsno I wanted femsnails
>>14197348check um again. If dubs superlewd
>>14197357>>14197377Hmhmmm
>>14197387femsnails doll?
>>14197387Oh godNot sure if I want lewd or nonlewd more
Zebra Dolls trying to harass femanon in a futile effort
>>14197387listen sweetteeth do anything you want but update the sub if you do because time is money and I've got work tomorrow.
>>14197403Femanon doll realizing the Zebra Twins are her new owners.
hot glue femanon doll
>>14197411Hey Mr. Krabbs if time is money then what is your ass still doing here?
>>14197398Oh god.Oh my god.oh god.YES.
>>14197420YES. THIS.
>>14196882OH MY GODIS THAT REALLY HER...why do I ask? Have you seen any pretty girl that visits MLPG? Yeah.
>you and a femanon will never get sexual with a pony
>>14197458>you and a femanon will never get sexual in a pony
Please dont shout at this little pony, shes very sensitive.
>>14197420II don't evenI APPROVE, but ASIDE FROM THAT I don't even
>>14197458>you and a femanon will never get sexual
>>14197458>you will never get sexual with femanon
>ordered some lewd mlp horse prints>because i thought it was a good idea at the time and i wanted to support the artist>they arrive>i only feel regret>i cant have this shit in my house even if its hidden>what the fuck am i even supposed to do with thesei have to throw them out, next time i guess i will just donate directly to the artist.
>>14197458>tfw you'll never spitroast a stallion with femanon wearing a strap-on
Give me a lewd position for pone.
>>14197360Femanon finds a doll in Equestia!
>>14197489Autocunnilingus
>>14197489pony style anonclearly it is the lewdest there is
>>14197489Cow girl
>>14197458>yo will never get femanon with sexual
>>14197489Pressing her butt against another butt
>>14197440>you are shocked beautiful people dont visit the disgusting fetish shit hole where social reject losers discuss horrifying fetishes about a childrens cartoonare you stupid?
>>14197484Mail it to one of us free of charge (well, maybe to cover shipping)
>>14197492...ACCEPTABLE
>>14197492awwwwwLittle Mac dollThis is just cute as the dickens, thank you
>>14197458i have seen two femanons in beastforum who like mlp and bestiality. so they do exist out there.
>>14197484Damn it Anon. Just hide them until you can have a private home.
>>14197524>beastforumuhhhh
>>14197492Cute always beats sexualalways
>>14197507I'm an attractive social reject loser though
>>14196882>>14197440Does belittling someone's value based on appearance make you feel powerful?
>>14197534Even if it's adorably sexy?
>>14197534My dick disagrees
>>14197530>He doesn't visit beastforums
>>14197534how about both together?
>>14197540yes
>>14197507Goat train is cute as fuck
>>14197534but what about cute and sexual
>>14197548i tried to use it before. they claim to be the most active beast forum on the internet but that shit is dead as hell.also they dont allow links to torrents or anything
>>14197566>pinklestabless this drawing.
>>14197566What about cute and potentially sexual?
>>14197548I'm afraid of the government putting me on a list or something. Isn't that illegal?
>>14197566ACCEPTABLE
>>14197566That's adorable
>>14197581They already have you on a list.
>>14197581I think bestiality is legal in like half of the states
>>14197581Oh rightUS
>>14197581You're probably already on Leths list, along with me and everyone else who's posted here.
>>14197578What about ______Snips
>>14197621>Snips's facedamnit GG
>>14197458i once almost found the perfect girl who was into mlp, beast, and diaper fetish. but she was into too much other stuff that is too extreme for me.
>>14197621ugh
>>14197621Yeah, get that princess pussy Snips!
>>14197621
>>14197621>SnipsI would enjoy more SnipsBloom, but SnipsLestia is A-OK
>>14197631>EA's elementary school books
>>14197631>and diaper fetish
It's legal to own, but not to produce. Just saying.
Which pony would you like to be featured in Hysterical Literature?
APPLE SPARKLE
>>14197657Go away
>>14197665Twilight Sparkle
tell me about your waifu
>>14197680She's perfect.
>>14197669Sounds tasty. I think I'll have one of those.
>>14197680She is pretty and makes dresses
>>14197680she is perfect
>>14197680I have no waifu
>>14197680She • • / − • • − − − − • − / • • • • • − • • • − • / • − / • − − • − • • • • − • • • −
>>14197680She may not be perfect, but damn if she isn't great.
>>14197694WOO PIC SWAP
>>14197680She likes smoking pot.
>>14197707Well i fucked that upShe • • / − • • / − − − / − • / − / • • • • / • − / • • • − / • / • − / • − − / • − / • • / • • − • / • • −
>>14197665Thanks for reminding me that exists
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>14197680She's a cute ponyThat's all I really need.
>>14197736why don't you want to save her?
boop
>>14197769beep
>>14197769
>>14197736>when eclairs bite back.gif
>>14197779
I don't want to have sex with my mother, I want to have sex with your mother.
>>14197789No, shut up Oedipus.
>>14197786>>14197787
>>14197631>one size fits most
>>14197474from the thumbnail I thought bonbon was using an arcade stick
>>14197762>filenameYou insult my waifu anonymous
>>14197762
>>14197815No, I'M the one that does that.
>>14197813>human Markerita is a cheerleaderHuh. Fits pretty well actually. We need more of it.
>>14197827you are the anon that keeps posting that HOE picture aren't you
>>14197841But of course.
>>14197815
Guys pony is strangely infatuated with your pockets.
>looking at new Killing Floor DLC>$8 for a weapon texture pack>another $8 for a "community weapons pack"
>>14197834>Markerita>>>/mlp/fuck off newfag
>>14197858but all i have in my pockets is my phone
>>14197858I carry so much stuff in my pockets it'd be strange of pony wasn't going through them.
Ignore me I'm just dumping tags for the archive.Pony unf tail docks batpony best pony worst pony butts butts butts beb marker glitter glue.
Friendship? What the devil is that?
What does choosing an ISP and voting for president have in common?
>>14197813>>14197834but did you see dem braids doe?
>>14197877
>>14197824Oh u>>14197848The worst part about that image is due to the fact the bag she is carrying is cut off, she looks like she is drooling in the thumbnail
>>14197786>>14197787It can't be helped
>>14197893you have the choice of either getting fucked in the ass or getting fucked in the ass
>>14197877Twilight I think you need to leave.
>>14197904She is droolingOver Big Mac's larger-then-human cockThe only kind that can satisfy her
>>14197895The girl in that show was so hot
>masturbate to some weird pony stuff>cum>feel disgust>overwhelming desire to delete porn collectionShould I?
>>14197932No, of course not.
When does that LEGO movie come out anyways?
>>14197932You'll only redownload it the moment you're horny again. Such is the cycle of life.
>>14197920http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/9/19/430939/medium.png
>>14197961But that looks pretty small.
I think it would be nice to be a pony and get your mane brushed by also a pony
>>14197923The main character struggles with Autism until the last episode
>>14197967Why doesn't she just levitate the thing?
PONE IS RUNNING AROUND IN HER UNDERPANTS
>>14197967Yes anon, it probably would be
>>14197973She wanted an excuse to climb on Dash
>Wahaha~
>>14197965well, big mac is just his name. it doesn't imply anything more than that
>>14197981PONY NO NOT WHEN WE HAVE GUESTS OVER
>>14197984Who wouldn't...
>>14198026They won't be able to control their horse boners.
>>14197858
>>14197923Did anyone else think Dexter's wife, Rita, was like Fluttershy?
>>14197779>>14197786>>14197787
>>14197985I love the way she looks down in the thumbnaillooks like a parrot or something
>>14198056>They're like little saddlebags!
>>14198056Well you shouldn't be carrying around lollypops in your pockets in ponyville
>>14197984R-Rara sama!!
>>14198056pony is stealing your wallet
>>14198056No Pankayou're gonna drool all over my phone
>>14197981Ask her why she is so overdressed
>>14198056Pinkie noI have caffene mints in thereYou'd hate them
what kind of ironic tee would pony wear
>>14198056Lub this.
.pony.
>>14198092pony commits credit card fraud
>>14198103a wrinkly one
>>14198103Neigh.
>>14198103One made by a multi-billion dollar company.
What flavors of Instant Noodles would they have in Equestria?
Pony showed you pictures of her fursona
Pony wants to wear your helmet
>>14198097Pony's cheeks were cold
>>14198056Stop that Pinkie, I keep my money in there.
>>14198125Hay. In fact everything is hay. Even the berries are hay. Hay.
>>14198143Just like fat ass Twilight drinking a hay shake
>>14198133"Okay but I sneezed in it"
>>14198143Hay hay hay.
Pony says N.I. for N.I. makes the whole world blind
So about them butts?
>>14198186Why are those ponies so cheeky?
>>14198186butts you say
Why do you keep staring at ponies butt? Did she sit in something?
>>14197984Anyone have that screencap of Dash doing this to AJ?
>>14198186yeah? what about them?
>>14198165http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euq13Pfz8DI&list=FLFreQIwkOzVhr7ED2CoBrew&feature=mh_lolz
>have to win 30 games in hearthstone for ONE packOh Blizzard, you greedy bastards.
>>14198186>tfw no flutterbutt
>>14198197YesMy heart
>>14198186the other day i was giving some deep thought about what my favorite part of the butt was and i couldnt decide at allcheek, dock, anus its all so good
>>14198186AJ's smells of freshly baked apple pie.
Sweetie Belle just ate ALL the salt
>>14198222Take pone's breath away
>>14198235That's not good for her.
>>14198222danger zone
>>14198244fuel injection action from my femur to my collar bone
>watching non mlp show>they make an obscure reference i get>i get excited and think wow thats neatso it turns out i was the cancer all a long. i never would have guessed.
>>14198201
>>14198235That's a lesson in and of itself. Scrunchy face forever.
BOOP
>>14198094>>14198140
>>14198258Pic related? What's the reference?
>>14198280aaaaaaugh
>>14198270
>>14198259thanks, what episode was that again
>>14198280Well, I hope you enjoyed eating my money. I WAS going to buy you some ice cream, but now I can't.
>>14198296Swarm of the Century
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/15487193/applebloom%20buck%20lewd.pngI drew a very lewd thing.I should probably stop.
>>14198280NO PONKA NO...Well, ok
>>14198235goddangit you guys i was saving that salt for a special occasion
>>14198280PINK PONY YOU WILL REGRET THISNO MORE CANDYONLY VEGETABLES AND LIVER
>>14198280That pony needs a spanking
>>14198280I'm pretty sure that's a cassette tape and not a phone.
>>14198280Pinkie that's the filthiest thing in the world. You're going to get a tummy ache.
>>14198305NO, you should KEEP GOINGDO ONE OF BABS
>>14198280i-it's okay PankaI'm sure some pone drool won't mess it up that bad
>>14198305You should continue.
>>14198305DO BABS
>>14198331Looks like the top of my phone
>>14198305add a touch of semen dripping out of the anus
>>14198331You haven't seen an iPhone from that angle, then.
>>14198280I hope no one calls me
>>14198336>>14198358Anything in particular?
>>14198375>tfw it's 2013 and i still don't have a smartphone
>>14198377Set your pony to vibrate. She also plays dubstep if you rub her belly just right.
>>14198280Pinkie you are worse than a goat
>>14198396As long as she's thick, I'm happyMaybe a bigger clit
>>14198280that's dirty money pinkie
>>14198396Babs just rubbing one out
> i slept with this girl and when i told her she could be my gf she said she wasnt interested :(( i thought she was just playing hard to get so i wrote her poems and sent her cute little texts and then she told me i was being creepy. well that really hurt my feelings so i had to do what was right....tell everyone shes a slut. now im a level 8 mra. wow i don’t understand? Its worked in every romantic comedy i can’t imagine why it wouldn’t work in the real world seeing as how women are so obviously obsessed with romantic comedies and are 2 Dimensional characters. your mra wants to learn Rage, but mra already knows four moves. Delete a move to make room for Rage?
>>14198305Can you do cute scootavag after:>>14198336>>14198358please?
Queen Sombrero and the Crusty Horn
Should I make noodles or a pie for lunch?
>>14198359>>14198375Well, fuck, guess there's a reason I wear glasses.
>>14198431How about a noodle pie?
>>14198431Pie.pie > cake.
>>14198417>>14198420Babs being sexy plump and rubbing, alright.>>14198426>cute>vaginaFuck how do I do that
>>14198428once more, but with color this time
>>14198431What kinda pie we talkin' here?
>>14198454You make it plump and rosy and moist
>>14198396WAIT>>14198417Agrees with >>14198420And she needs to be JUICY>>14198454"small" looking, barely more then a slit
>>14198465unf
>>14198460But she looks so furious...
>>14198454Give it a moe anime face. That makes anything cuteAnything
>>14198454You give it two big shiny eyes and a little smile
>>14198454>Fuck how do I do thatSmall and accurate, clean and right
>>14198300
>>14198493PANKA YOU ARE WORSTPONE
>>14198493...I'll just get you some ice cream anyway.
>>14198493EEEEEWWWWWWWWW
>>14198493Jesus pinkie is your stomach a shredder?
>>14198493I can't pay the cashier with this
>>14198493Pinkie, you know the ice cream pony won't take that. Now you get no ice cream today.
>>14198506
>>14198460>Sombra>Not turning Shiny into a mare and fucking him right in front of Cadence#BEEF
>>14198506>wrongfagsTwilight is canon worstpone.DYEWTS
Your favorite pony just said they are the worst pony.
>>14198475>>14198479http://imgur.com/TKVA8vbOkay thenNo seriously, I'll work on all CMCs. Maybe even Rumble as well.Maybe even femRumble
>>14198527But which one is the wurstpone?
>>14198527You meant to say Rainbow Dash.
I'm trying a nootropic for the first time200 mg of phenylpiracetamI feel quite lucid right now.Maybe I could listen to some podcasted lectures without becoming immediately bored.
>>14198558Germanypone
>>14198526>implying that isn't Cadence's fetish
>>14198546sweetie plsyou are a good pony
>>14198546I'd tell pone that she's wrongand that she's the best pone
>>14198555unf
>>14198555>femrumble
>>14198555My boner will appreciate this.Will it be some /ss/ for regular Rumble?
>>14198546Yes I know Fluttershy you tell me that everyday
>>14198579Lying to pone is wrong
>>14198493I don't think the cashier will accept that. Looks like we're going to have to go get ice cream some other day...
>>14198555>femRumble
>>14198625Twist is terrible in every language.
>>14198634Except the language of getting stuffed full of cock
>>14198634horth cawks
>>14198634Better than this Rumble shit
>>14198620>>14198520>>14198516>>14198506
>>14198643wow brae I didn't know you could temporal shift.
>>14198657Let me touch your butt and we'll call it even
>>14198657Actions have consequence.
OkIs this cute AND unf?
>>14198657Fine... I'll buy you some ice cream.
>>14198649
>>14198665>rainbow dash's face when she catches you WPSHH'ing other ponies
>>14198657Pinkie we all make mistakes, the important thing is we learn from them.So don't eat money from now on
>>14198657....Alright. I suppose spending some extra ice cream money won't hurt.
>>14198687Needs one or two more lines to fulfill the unf part if you know what I mean
>>14198687The stupid text kind of ruins it
>>14198657>>14198657Pinkie you can't eat everything. Some things ave very valuable.Imagine if someone ate Fluttershy and spit her out in pieces!
>>14198687I can't unf to that, she's not even pooping.
>>14198697I-It's not like that Dash I swear
>>14198705>ponebutt and featureless crotch>not unf>>14198712
>>14198714someone eating fluttershy would die of awful poisoning
>>14198725Nope. Not unf.
>>14198717mewball plsstop spamming this
>>14198725I get the fucking joke you dunce, that doesn't stop it from ruining the picture
NEW HORSE:>>14198741>>14198741>>14198741
>>14198730
>>14198696
Is 4chan pass worth the money?
>>14198773Yes
>>14198657Well...my dollars are gone but I do have some quarters for a gumball at least
