Bug pone wants to sleepWhy can't bug pone sleep.Can you help bug pone sleep?previous thread>>14184118
First for sharktits
SorryMe and fastest horse are already chillin on the sofaI don't wanna get up
>>14187720She looks pretty damn slow.
fluttershy is my waifu
>>14187719what if pony was a shark with tits
>>14187732fluttershy a shit
>>14187732I hope you two are using protection
knees weak, arms fedoras
>>14187720It must be tiring being so fast.
How many Twilight Dorkles does it take to screw in a light bulb?SevenOne to actually screw in the light bulb and six to be equally terrible horribles ponies that are as fat as are they are ugly
>>14187725Would you prefer dragon tits?>>14187736Fuck I don't evening know. Pony should be whatever she wants.
>>14187731Her mind is slow, her body fast.
>>1418774710/10 WOULD HUG
>>14187750You have no idea anonShe's always going so fastIts great that she can slow down enough to spend time with me
>>14187747Is there a zipper in the back or does she just squeeze in there?
>>14187752what if dragon had shark tits
>>14187747I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a pony to the knee
>>14187747AUGHWHY IS EVERYONE OUT TO KILL ME TONIGHT
>>14186328One Curious Savannah.
>>14187751Scrubs, if I had a picture of a pony holding a broken bottle threatening at you I would.Instead you get to imagine pony taking that as fightin' words.
>>14187765what if sharks are dragons of the water?
>>14187747>knees weakthey will be when I'm done with you
>>14187769Her expression doesn't really sell curious to me
I-IM GETTING THE URGE TO SHIT POSTHELP
what if pinkie pie married aspirant
>>14187779would they have tits?
>>14187788You always shitpost mewball.
>>14187770>picture of a pony holding a broken bottle threatening at you I would.Thats horrifying!The pony spilled all the drink!
>>14187786If you know a way to improve it, I'm open to advice. I tried working her eyebrows more, but it ended up looking more puzzled than curious.
>>14187788Don't dew it!
>>14187805of course, they are mammals after all!
POSTBATSSHOW BATS ONLY PLS
>>14187822Maybe a tilted head? Like how a cat is curious
>>14187815No, the pony smashed her contents all over the bar because her priorities suddenly changed.You getting shanked has suddenly become really important.
>>14187827mammals should be chubby
>>14187834for your eyes only anon
>>14187508>>14187510throws horse at youfeelin decent tonight, i'll do a few more of these
>So uh>You guys have any wonderbolts fapfics?
>>14187853draw a rainbow dash being best pony as usual
How do I tell when brownies are done baking?
>>14187853>no butts Awh mewball I thought you liked meThanks though
>>14187853pulling from the previous requests?
>>14187805Sharks should be aerodynamic to swim through the water as fast as possible. Shark should be svelt and have dfc.
>>14187853lyra with prehensile dicks for hair and a fist tail
>>14187853BABS AND BIG MAC DANCING
>>14187867stick a toothpick in themif it comes back out clean then they're done
>>14187862>rainbow dash >best ponykek>>14187871i guess, although they're kinda weakcan someone throw me bat pony reference?
>>14187853Sweetie Belle in footie pajamas complete with a hoodie?
>>14187867stick a knife or toothpick in the thickest part, if it comes out wet from the batter it needs to cook longer, be careful sticking you hand in the oven
>>14187867>stick butter knife in>remove>if wet, not done>if dry, the kick is good
>>14187875shark babies need more nutrients so they can be svelter and swim faster, ergo sharks have huge tits
>>14187884okay okayI request whatever you draw include a collar
>>14187881i hate that edit
>>14187884>can someone throw me bat pony reference?sure!
more bats for the night throd
>>14187907Mama sharks have huge tits; as soon as they get pregnant their dfc balloon.
>>14187854>And then Sorain entered the locker room>"Oh excuse me, I tghouth thie wasnt occupied.">Spirtfire jsut staired at him, half out of uniform>"Weve been on the same team to a decade, I think we can get undressed togethere.">"O-ok.">And then they snuggled
Dragons are the true masterrace.
>>14187930>Sweaty, post-workout snuggling
What is she talking about?
>>14187925Would sharks wear bras?What size would mama sharks have to invest in after they start showing?
>>14187933>Dragons are the true masterrace.How convenient for them!They don't even have to BUY ovens!
>>14187946Your favourite video game
CANDY BOX 2 IS LIVE
>>14187928well there's another one that says "Sometimes I touch myself after I get really mad"
>>14187946she's doing a hardcore rap marathon
>>14187969mewball plsstop posting this
>>14187947It's a losing battle; for the entire pregnancy they keep growing larger and fuller. When her babies are finally born it accelerates.
>>14187972>mewball is a foot and smell fagmy nigga
>>14187948Oh damn that got me, good show mate.
>>14187988No, he's into slight femdom, /ss/, bigger women, and cuddoling small colts
>>14187998Don't forget he want's to be the trappy colt
>>14187948I don't get it.
>>14187977Would shark mamas ever go back to dfc?Or would their tits just keep on ballooning?Would there be a market for shark milk?
Maybe I can be your bugpone tonight?Let me just crawl under your covers while you sleep
>>14187955>night watchalright that one is pretty hot
>>14187998Then he's MY nigga
>>14187990>pwnyDon't they realize it'd be pronounced "owny?"That's just silly
>>14188007Well.You see, the Nazis saw themselves as a master race. And they were also terrific bakers!!
>>14188014Sure! Let go Grab some Raid...
>>14188030How could you joke about something that never existed?
Would you still love Chrysalis even is she smelled really bad?
>>14187998He's alright in my bookAside from "bigger women", it's not something I DON'T like, it's just not a kink of mine.
Bug pone is still awake.And you guys aren't helping.Fix it.Now.
>>14188045I cast sleeping sex maneuver
>>14188036>not spraying them with bleach
>>14188013After her sharks are weened they'll stop growing as demand decreases. Of course, if the demand is still around they'll still producing. How large they can become is entirely genetic.
>>14188045hit bug pone over the head with hammercontinue the pursuit of sharktits
Fuck you very much guy who got me addicted to Candy BoxI didn't need sleep anyway...
>>14188045>>14188045I offer her some soothing sounds from her people to lul her into slumber.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqys8lKsu4s
>>14188017You a sucker for that spiky hair?
>>14188058I can't beat the dragon
>>14188067Nah. It's the eyes. I have a weird thing when it comes to eyes. No clue why.
>liking batponesI can't.
anyone playing a dark room?
how many fat ugly smelly dork looking not ver y nice to be around most of the time ponies are the?One! You're favorite!
can someone please explain to me how we got to talking about dragon and shark tits because i am just not following the logic here
>>14188055Would natural selection take its pick of the biggest and most productive, or would that be up to the shark milk farms?
>>14188079its the eye dotsgood choice though
>>14188089Scrubbles pleaseYou're drunkGo home
>>14188045I just realized there are no pics like this with cheeselegs.
>>14188087Yeah, then I went back to Candy Box. I do like it but A Dusty Box is muuuurrrder and I hated the long-ass timers for everything.Enjoy the ending though! Sadly, I was spoiled. Don't go looking for spoilers.
>>14188097y u gotta post sexy batpones?
>>14188100I am home
>>14188097No, the eyes themselves. I like it when eyes are crimson like that.Or different in some way.
>Buy Kukuri.>It doesn't seem too sharp but enough to do damage.>Rub it across arm for some reason.>Bald patch as it shaves my arm.Holy fuck this blade is scary I think to myself as I play with it and get more and more intoxicated.
>>14188118Good, now sleep it off.
>>14188097Them batpones, man.
Guyswhat ifwhat if fat bat ponies
What would your waifu's favorite pokemon be? And what would her team be?
>>14188117>>>14188121oh , still good choice>>14188128yep
>>14188111meant to say A Dusty PathMan, a crossover of those two games would be pretty fucking sweet though
>>14188129there's a lot of sugar in fruitsbat pone just needs to eat a lot of fruits
>>14188124The only thing I sleep off of is pony's gently hugging
>>14188093What's this about sharks?
Don't bet on sinking ships
>>14188136Still won't go to the batpony general. Sorry.
>>14188153I'm glad he ended it when he did.Ends it when it was good and didn't go Simpsons.At some point we were going to have a RDP: FoE
>>14188144PleaseYou aren't making senseAnd I think you pissed yourself
>>14188152that shark has a disturbingly low amount of fat
>>14188143has there been any yet though?
>>14188156Pony doesnt blame you. I just lurk and steal their art, most are underaged banned.
>>14188152>That hefty shark tail>That she can move expertly even on land>But in general has to drag it behind her as she walksunf
>>14188178>most are underaged bannedI'm not surprised. I think they were shipping their ocs and calling any criticisms bait from what I saw on the front page
>>14188156I don't like the batpony general either but I like batpony anon and I like their OC. That's okay, right?
>>14188093i dunno, i just like talking about stuff with you guys.
>>14188202Of course. I like acid unironically but I never bring it here.
>>14188152>>14188179I want to write a greentext for this but this character doesn't have a name and I'm not entirely sure how to do a POV on her.... I fail utterly as a writefag.captcha: average mecmu
>>14188144Scrubbles I don't think you are there yet, gotta drink a bit more.
>>14188199terra's dicks could use some work
>>14188200>I'm not surprised. I think they were shipping their ocs and calling any criticisms bait from what I saw on the front pageYes, they are Ponychan without mods to help them.All they can do is not complain on /q/ that we have to go away because we are evil.
>>14188207No, please, go on discussing sharkpony tits. I'm all for that.I wonder how well I can draw it with only my mouse...
>>14188200yea, there is one massive faggot that is popular there. but whatever i just filter him
>>14188227Make sure they're big, round, and squishy lookingOnly the finest for the dragons of the sea
what am I going to do with you mlpg
Can you see what I know
Finished that request I just took
>>14188224They are pretty much a mixture of Ponychan and a little flavor of /b/It's pretty bad when you mess up a good concept so much
guys, I don't think I'm ready to settle down and commit to a single waifu.
>>14188245What's with the blue grid
>>14188252oh shit your THAT artist!VERY nice! Do you color?
>>14188252Dragonshy got a beak yo.
>>14188260If I can do it you can too
Slowpoking like a motherfucker but DAT SYNOPSIS
>What is the policy for people wanting to stream themselves drawing? Allowing this to be allowed would encourage people to create quality material for the site, and promote art.Stream threads are disallowed, per Global Rule 11.We do not make exceptions to Global Rule 11 for a few reasons, but primarily because of the overhead associated with maintaining a list of exceptions, and inconsistency in its adherence (by users) and enforcement (by mods). Thus we have chosen to maintain a blanket, bright-line rule disallowing anything that could be construed as advertising or self-promotion, which includes linking to streams.
>>14188264Yup, that's me. I'm not coloring this one, sorry.
>>14188260Changeling master race is the only way.
>>14188272booooooI swear on me mum's life if you take on a crusade to ban strams
I gave it a go.I'm sure a better drawfag than me can do more with this concept.
bat ponekinda qt
>>14188292those aren't boobsthose are mosquito bites
>>14188252>Its the cute dragon girl artist.FLEE!JESSEY LIED TO YOU, THIS IS A BAD PLACE FULL OF ANGRY BIKERS!RABBLE RABBLE!I like you stuff.
>>14188245I want to fuck that darkhaired colt.
>>14188256Dude, you see the satyr thread.
>>14188300I'm sure you know how to edit this image to your liking anon.Right-click, save, open in MS Paint.
>>14188281Would you be opposed to someone else coloring it?
>>14188313I couldn't tell if you were just posting some terrible random reaction image or not like usualthat's cute
>>14188313Funny how it applied to the situation.
WE SETTLE THISRIGHT HERE RIGHT NOWWHO IS BEST PONY?
>>14188298oh wow the ironing
>>14188313Batponies are very cute.
>>14188263it's the paper.maybe if we narrow it down
>>14188313that's a good bathorsenow please do mewanon and loira at a baseball game
>>14188313Somewhere an /a/ denizen is very confused by a batpony sketch right now.
>>14188335are those other one's rose?
>>14188331>this one again2 fucking cute.
>>14188310No, I thought those were bannedOr did a mod not bannu milky again yet
>>14188338I want to see Mewball and Lyra snuggling...
>>14188339probably not very. That's a pretty animu batpone.
>>14188335>that tiny picture on one gridENHANCE!
>>14188323yeah hahai was hoping someone would get mad before i had the chance to post the actual image but it's still funny
pony needs to..pony...fuck it, I just wanted to post this picture okay.
>>14188342Nope. They're all mine.
>>14188354god that's cute
>>14188354Oh alrightLike I was saying, the economic structure of Canterlot is in severe disrepair. With Cadence behind you, you could lead them into a new golden age if you would just denounce any pony with fancy or rich in their name.
>>14188322I wouldn't be opposed to that. I'm generally open to a lot of stuff if people are just kind enough to ask.
>>14188369Well fuck that top right one is adorableDo more like that
>>14188369>>14188335>>14188245Y'know, MT, it'd be more convincing if you scaled the grid size with your images.
>>14188369That is shooped
>>14188375I might color this tonight then. Flutterdragon is a qt
>>14188360I love mischief. SO MUCH.
>>14188368>s-foils set in attack positionfuck
>>14188393YeahwellI love you
>>14188391Nice. I'll see if I can catch you if you decide to do so. Time for me to get ready for work, though. How I long for the weekend.
ARRGHHHG HOW DO YOU DEFEAT THE HOMING MISSILE /V/ !?
>>14188375Welcome, by the way.Ignore the blatant shitposters if you encounter them. If someone with a name asks if you want it colored, it's probably going to get colored, well.Love to have you here.
>>14188374I want to see Shining Armor overthrow Celestia and stand up to Twilight Sparkle.
>>14188428GOTTA GO FAST
>Someone linked the Brony Show podcasters the Milky Plush.>"If any of you want to know what that is about... Ask 4chan.">"You have been warned."These guys are hilarious.
>>14188430ZOOMTURN 180 DEGREESENHANCE
>>14188452>live in one of those statesToo bad I couldn't livestream it
>>14188452Do they even have horses in Hawaii?They definitely have rape, I know that much.
>implying like a silly filly
>>14188450>listening to the Brony Show
>>14188452>FloridaI want to move so badly.
>>14188460You're not trying hard enoughCmon do it for MLPG
>>14188461>Do they even have horses in Hawaii?No, Anon.Unless you count the natives.
>>14188466Careful, anon; you're more likely to get shot than to shoot someone down there.
>>14188470I'd rather not get caught with that
>>14188464If the MLPG podcast thing is going to sound good, they better be like this.These guys can go for two HOURS about pony and sound good.
>>14188450>ask 4chan>milky way is banned here
>>14188472I don't get it.
>>14188485More like, he could get arrested for blowing off a few rounds from his house to scare off a couple suburban chimps.
>>14188488but until then she'll be perfectly content with the gallons of tea warming her insides as her massive bloated body sloshes back and forth
>>14188500Part of me wants to think they trolled a few people who posted the picture of the plush asking about it and got banned.
>>14188506>estus flask with twenty charges
>>14188524>that cyan OC in the bottom panelI want to punch it so badly.
>>14188524Why do you have to wrap a banana in a banana bag when they already come with a natural wrapper on them?
>>14188541>keep reading 'estus' as 'estrus'fuck
>>14188541>not an estrus flask
>>14188543Anon, that was Dash...
>>14188530I-is there more like this?
TIME OF BEB: 12:99 28XX AD
>>14188565No, the one with the MS PAINT NEON GREEN FUCKING HAIR WITH AN EMO BLACK STRIPE
>>14188567I MUST HAVE THESE!
>>14188452Real horses frighten me.
>>14188594Anon, that pony is aquamarine.
>>14188615Don't you quibble with me. After all, I'm you.
>>14188603The whole site is a fucking cash sink.
>>14188608Real horses are smelly douchebags.
> just finished ENTER THE DOMINATRIXYou knowI've spent $6 on worse
>>14188636what is that anon?
>>14188652Saints Row IV DLC. I won't spoil it, but as it goes that ending is just the huffing-embalming-fluid stuff I've come to expect and love of the franchise.
Applejack wants you to marry her to her belovedNo one else will do it
>>14188661> she's not doing anything particularly sexual> but god she loves laying in your lap> whether that's feasible at the moment or not
>>14188662jesus the servers are really fucking up tonight
>>14188669I am okay with this turn of events.
>>14188670I'd marry her.But I'm going to cry when they eventually delete the /mlp/ board.
>>14188670YehSo, completely off-topic, why isn't midgets riding capybara's a thing?
Who are you?
>>14188682That's not how the back legs of the pony work, they are not thighs with a knee.
Any of you ever played Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder? I just got back from my LCS where we played a few games. Really fun shit.
>>14188662>>14188678Somehow the replaced picture is hilariously perfect, but I'm not sure how.
>>14188669>Side sleeper.>She literally rolls you over and pins you.>Head is still positioned.>Wake up with the worst cramp in the world.
>>14188691ded drawfag reading Deadman Wonderland
>>14188670No GloomyYou're moving out next month
>>14188695H-how do you play that, Anon?
>>14188712And this is why Goat Train shouldn't do alternatesEver
>>14188715Check it out. Super fun to play and it's free.http://tsssf-tcg.tumblr.com/
>>14188524>derpy with a pinapplethat has no right to be so funny
>>14188733>You do something with a pineapple.>It crosses dimensions.
>>14188724>http://tsssf-tcg.tumblr.com/>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VRDbVs9w_-UT0i5HUPpsXRM-kSTArhwBIfMrtDA6Jko/editoh hell noI have no one to play it with IRL anyway
>>14188524Heh, this comic is old as sin but is it just me or does that OC in the top panel look a little like Sunset Simmer?
>>14188739perfect reaction GIF
>>14188745It's Butterscotch Sundae, an old fanfic writer when the fandom was new.
>>14188745Yes, it's just you.
1 in 65,000 children ages 10 to 14 commit suicide each year. Children should not be depressed like this.
>>14188763*sample size brought to you from japan and china
>>14188763And it will only get worse.The never ending flood of bodies.
If you had to take 2 of every animal onto an ark, which 2 ponies would you take
Pony finally made it to Earth but now that it had to play by our rules it got diabetes in a week.
>>14188806let me guessPinkie Pie
>>14188753>Turns into.>>14188779Well, at least, I don't see the impossibly large tits that I have to expect to see from every garbage image this fuck makes.Still the same "I can only draw one body frame!" thing.He is the CAD of bodies.The GG of sex jokes, if GG sucked at them.
>>14187827sharks are fish.Dolphins and whales are mammals.
>>14188821r u sure?!
>>14188820Image uploading on 4chan is infected with race conditions, what else is new?
>>14188821no anon, mammals have boobs, and sharks have the biggest boobs of all mammals
>>14188841This guy knows what he is talking about.
>>14188841Sharks are cartilaginous fish.
>>14188853but if they were fish then they wouldn't have boobs
>>14188853Your mom and face is a cartilaginous fish! :^)
what if small pony butts were more attractive than big pony butts
>>14188882more big buns for us
>>14188882you need to go lay down and think about what you just said.
>>14188891but ponies would actively strive to have smaller buns
>>14188882pony needs to have a huge ass and a huge dick for me to be interested
>>14188827http://www.sharks-world.com/>>14188841shark boobs are sexy, but sharks in general are not mammals
>>14188906these are not your general sharksthey're more like grand marshal or maybe lieutenant sharks
>>14188906damn it anon, shark girls can be whatever they want to be. check your mammalian privilege.
>>14188906What about THESE BOOBS
>>14188719times when jackie was young and bouncy
>>14188919that's quite the sizable endowment she's got growing there
Which grows up to be the slutty mare?
>>14188932This one. She changes her name to Savannah Swallows.
>>14188919OH SHITIT'S DRAGON TITS
I'm going to marry Luna!
>>14188955Nope she's mine. 2late
>>14188955>>14188965Enjoy your "pure" princess.
>>14188976Thanks, I will.
>>14188990Mewball has got some damn fine hips
>>14188982no arguments herethat's an unf
>>14189000y-you tooalso why are we so ded
>>14189016Look at the clock
>>14188990what if mewanon was christopher robin
>>14188990Either that's a Quarian or someone has some weird hips
>>14189019Looks like night thread.
>>14189009i wish i could sleep with pony
>>14189036>go to bed with 2 unicorns>"this is gonna be awesome!">wake up blind
>>14189036pony wishes she could sleep with youuntil you die and go to waifu land she'll be hugging her pillow
>>14188990I love it
>>14189041>Silverspoon is speechless on the ground.>Sweetie belle breaks the kiss and looks at her flank.>"Aww... Sorry, Silver, I thought that was going to do it!">'...'>"See you back at class!">*Squeaking*
>>14189066What would the cutie mark of some pony whose cutie mark is kissing even look like?
>>14189072>whose cutie mark iswhose special talent is*BUH
Pony just bought you a Fleshlight, it's the same colour as her.
>>14189047>this will never happen
>>14189072>>14189079Kissing booth pony?
>>14189072An ice cream cone apparently
>>14189081Is it...is it one of them magical ones that's connected to her?
>>14189096It's one of those new ones that are connected to your face
>>14189096She says there's only one way to find out, and then she winked.
is it a saddle or dress?
>>14189199Tits that big must be shared for the good of all.
>>14189203Clearly a saddledress
>>14189199Well neat, I just found thishttp://www.transformationfantasy.com/upload/gallery/jacques00/5267d3a94abafdj_love_glasses_hug_remix00_l.gif
>>14189199now THIS is waifu
Oh god Europe please wake up
>>14189199ya, thats good boob.
>>14189072Sweetie doesn't care.She needs that cutie mark.Meanwhile, Silver Spoon is left with confusion, and feelings.
>>14186341One shy Samoa. Sorry it took so long.
>you will never a queasy pone
>you will never be the little filly
>>14189347>offer queasy pony sips of ginger ale>take queasy pony outside for some fresh air
>>14189270Go back to sleep Goy
>>14187687I made a crudely drawn mug of hot milk for her. This might help.
>>14189379>tfw you will never be #1 Grandpa
>>14189370>she urps softly and nuzzles up near you>she tells you she wants to get lewd>her tummy rumbles some
>>14189389Whoa nowI wasn't planning on making lewd out of this.
>>14189306I love Samoa, this is too adorable.
>>14189404>>14189306What if Ice Pack and Samoa?
>>14189395Too bad.We are night time, it's lewd or nothing, faggot.Welcome to MLPG! The only greentext we do is lewd!Even the cute teen shit we did went down that road!
>>14189416kawaii zebra foals and kinky shit, that's what
>>14189416I would laugh if she was his niece.
mlpg i really want to be something
>>14189416Ice Pack is filled with a deep, bitter anguish as he is confronted with the knowledge he will never have a lovely daughter like Samoa. He is further saddened by the fact he could never even play an important role in her life even as a non-family member because his occupation and status mean that no mother would want to let their foals near him.His inability to ever become a father or play any kind of maternal role drives him to a deep depression, which he further buries inside.
>>14189419>start to type up a post about how I'd rather go on a date with my waifu>power goes outwell okay then
>>14189456I think it's far more likely that he'll just sort of stare blankly for a while before excusing himself to go pass the time until his next appointment
>>14189475Only to mask the realization of emptiness inside.
>>14189504Oh he's empty inside. Not much between his ears.
>>14189456>Samoa always hated going to his house. Every year he would spend too much, and always wanted to talk to her.>The other scouts would keep back, Zecora gave them enough warning from their parents on the subject.>One time, on an off season from cookie sales, Samoa knocks on his door. Intending on getting answers.
>>14189456>Samoa isn't sure what Ice Pack does.>She thinks he might be some kind of hobo.
>you will never wake up to a giant horsecock and a set of fat ponynuts between your legs
>tfw this song will never be factually accuratehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i69Xb2ZMgGI
>>14189533>mabel will never be a horse.png
>>14189520too far, manI didn't need those feels
>>14189520But whose horsecock is it?1
>>14189520You will never fill a toilet-bowl with a single load, as thick as yogurt with a pungent, masculine smell.
>>14189445AH YEAH MOFUCKA. GILLOU BEST WEAVER OC.
>>14189520>your two favorite stallions will never ask you to settle a dispute about whose horsecock is biggest
>>14189559Gillou is third best.it goes Caimon > Princess Bitch > Gillou, anon. Read a book some time.
>>14189551>your daily routine starts with you waking up hot gooey spunk sliming down the wall behind you, the remnants of your wet dream induced load>next you stumble into the bathroom, your morning wood bobbing around until you push it down, aiming at the toilet bowl and groggily jerking>with a groan you start spurting, hot splashes slowly filling up the toilet as you start to wake up some more, the smell of your musky semen filling your nose and urging your climax to go on a little longer
>>14189559Too bad sunny is worst artist.
>>14189564>>14189571>>14189572Way to bum me out you chuckle fucks. Just because you're lonely and depressed doesn't me the rest of us have to be.
>>14189567>tfw horsecock and still no qt huge-breasted gf to fill and impregnate several times over
>>14189576Woah whatI was just correcting your monster girl placement
It's 5:00 in the morning and I can't get back to bed. Sleepyhorse would be so disappointed in me.
Shark-pony wants to give you a kiss
>>14189585I'm on the fence about Caimon but there's no bloody way P.Bitch is better. Her entire character is rape and bitchiness.
>>14189583At least you can stream your frequent masturbation sessions for the general to pass the time
>>14189608You say rape and bitchiness like a bad thing
>>14189517I like this.I wonder where it leads.
>>14189613Hell, if they help me find a pretty and devoted waifu I'd stream our 24/7 babymaking
>>14189443http://i.imgur.com/97gEizX.pngi really want to be something besides a guy who stays up to 4am jacking off to weird shit
>>14189618Depending on your preferences I guess she's a dream come true. I prefer chubby and friendly though.
what the fuck
>>14189644if you're not gonna put effort into naming your files, I'm not gonna put effort into caring
>>14189632I prefer pone and pony, myself, but to each his own.
>>14189656I know you didn't make it, but I know you saved it and posted it but it's still Untitled.0/10 apply yourself
>>14189656>spooksvillewhat the fuck is that
>>14189670i think the humor is lost without the image, and I don't have it savedi'll commit sudowoodo now
>>14189644I dunno, I think he's alright.
......and I feel a lot better about my self and things
>>14189739ehI like Renamon a lot, so it's easier to ignore quality with her.
>>14189700>you will never sleep between femrover and sugar
I can't wait until everything gets okay.It sucks when everything sucks.
>>14189762>you will never sleep with thin, wide-hipped femrover
Remember when MLPG was only sort of furry and not a bunch of future anthrocon attendees
>>14189775To be fair, I've wanted to go to Anthrocon since way before I joined MLPG
>>14189775Remember when MLPG was filled to the brim with EQDers, Ponychanners, and bronies?
>>14189768It might not make things actually better, but maybe this pony can cheer you up a bit.
>>14189775anthrocon is fun
>>14189783Remember when that wasn't a bad thing?Remember when "go back to ponychan" became the response to people that didn't like the rampant furfaggotry?
>>14189775i've wanted to check out a furry convention just for the hell of it sometimeoh shit further confusion is in january, maybe i can drop by for a day
>>14189783mlpg has always been pretty brony in case the continuous 3 year autism streak wasn't a huge giveaway.
>>14189775I was a furfag the moment I hit puberty, anon. My first sexual fantasies happened while my 12 year old self was playing starfox adventures.I still don't want to fuck a pony though, only be close friends with them
>>14189445Why isn't there porn of these two?
>>14189775It's only a few people, right?
>>14188862you got me
>>14189816pretty muchi ain't gonna fly to anthrocon, much rather drive down to furcon
>>14189829what a twist
>>14189816I've always wondered what criteria make one a furry.I mean, I fap to a lot of furry porn but don't give a shit about furries otherwise.I mean, apart from ponies I guess.a -LOT- of furry porn.
>>14189274>her legs they are a work of art>I love that girl with all my heart>and I don't give a damn about the upper part, because that's how I get my tailhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FM9UyBQELc
>>14189836what a twist indeedhttp://i.imgur.com/G2gaYwc.png
>>14189838That makes you to furries what we are to bronies, more or less.
>>14189838you're probably a furry if you fantasize about nonsexually cuddling with anthros
Could you not?
>>14189853I cannot knot.
>>14189853I could not not.
>>14189816i fap to furry porn, want to fuck applejack, wouldn't mind a cute anthro gf, and i would rather be an anthro abomination against god or a qt unicorn than a person, and i think fursuits are kind of neat and would make cool halloween costumes, but i'm not a furry. at all.yiff in hell furfags.
>>14189851Okay good, ponies aren't anthro.>>14189853When have we ever shown any sign of not?
>>14189863ponies are anthroanthro doesn't mean human bone structure
>>14189627this is weirdly nostalgiac. when I was younger I used to keep images open in other tabs. I really don't put as much time into my masturbating like I used too
>>14189863>ponies aren't anthroOh boy, do I have news for you.
>>14189861it's really the mindset and the entire joining with the subculture/fanbase. you can do any or all of that stuff but vehemently deny being part of the group who openly share their interest in that and rally around it
>>14189865>>14189867I DISAGREE!SHUT UP!
So did anyone check out the sticky
Don't you hate it that you spend your whole day talking to people and you've got no friends
>>14189797>mlpg has always been pretty bronyI never really got the opining for better days, but, ugh, some of the guys who are here now. Geeze
>>14189873the only time I look at /mlp/ is when /mlp/ers come in here specifically to call MLPG shitI then ALWAYS find the front page to be full of shit, which is why they're in MLPG
>>14189873shit looks interestingholy christ the countdown seems a lot shorter now but still far away
>>14189877I usually just talk at people, not with them.People don't like talking to me.
>>14189861>Decades later, human minds can be transplanted into designer bodies>Anon is a unicorn stallion going out with an anthro dragonwolf>Shouts "yiff in hell!" at two anthros making out
>>14189877I spent my day talking to people that reminded me that I had no friends repeatedly
Rainbow Dash Presents is more entertaining than the show
>>14189873>Big badI'm sick of this shit
>>14189877I think I'd rather not have friends than have people that call themselves my friends yet never, ever want to hang out with me or invite me to go with them to placesit hurts so bad
>>14189895this is the kind of shit i expect to see in san francisco or new york when i'm an old man
>>14189865>ponies are anthroanthro doesn't mean human bone structureAnthro doesn't really mean "human characteristics applied to" when we're talking about "furries," though. Anthro in context means something standing on two legs that has a weird face and maybe some fur, or whatever a shark has.
>>14189883Like that Anonymous, man.I mean, he's alright most of the time, but every once in a while he's a huge dick.I wish I could evade the post timer like him, though.
>>14189903Stop watching a little girl cartoon then.
>>14189877Why aren't those people your friend? How are you using that word?
>>14189908there are a lot of creepy, creepy Baltofags that say otherwise
>>14189905>tfw you realise you've never really had any friends at all
>>14189883You're right. Also I read you post in Moe from The Simpsons voice and it made me laugh.
>>14189919I would totally make jenna my girlfriend, man. No sex involved.>tfw you say you would date a talking dogwhat happened to my life
>>14189925I used to have friends, but then I got really depressed and didn't talk to them for a few months and now I don't really have people I'd call friendsI want to be friends with MLPGers but I feel awkward about it
>>14189919>BaltofagsTypically, things on four legs / actual animals is called beast.
>>14189946I'll be your friend.
>>14189933>tfw you would date, fuck, marry, and start a family with a talking horse
>>14189965>the only hole I have is my mouth, so...
>>14189946What sort of vidya are you into? And how do you feel about lewd things?I could use more people to talk to late at night.
>>14189970>make a new one!
>>14189954it's usually called feral in the furry world
>>14189962>>14189978hold that thought, I'll ask for friends again when I start being an interesting person again
>>14189946I hate that>Have a breakdown>Talk to literally no-one that doesn't see me in person>Avoid calls>Do it for a year>Don't have the strength to contact anyone after so long even though I'm better>Don't know how to make new friends
Only after watching and researching generation 1 in its entirety am I able to appreciate Faust's vision.
>>14189989Don't wait, anonFriends should like you for who you are
>>14189989Everyone's interesting anon!
>>14189984hmm, I thought it was something else but neither is putting up much on e621. Both still feature two legged creatures. I thought there was a very specific word for it, but maybe not
>>14189997a lot of things should happen, but don't
>>14190002>Hey MLPG what's furry porn called when it's of normal animals>why?>I don't want to search for porn of it or anything
>>14190002but feral pulls up 1200 pages on e621
>>14190007And a lot of people pity themselves like sacks of shit for no reason.inb4 "I have a reason"
I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BEUNTIL YOU ALL TRIED TO ROLEPLAY WITH ME
>>14189992You guys must not have moved around a lot as a kid and or young enough to not have left home yet.What typically happens after a year of not talking to a person is: "Hey, let's fucking catch up. I have not talked to you in a fucking year!"
>>14189992Pretty much this>>14189997It's hard for people to like you when 'who you are' really isn't much so there's nothing to like>>14190001I disagree
>>14190016hmm, that's hard to beat
>>14190002Why are you searching for pictures on mononatrium glutamate? Chemicals aren't image databases.
>14190036that chemical has seen shit you wouldn't believewell, mostly it's just mlp porn. so, you would.
>>14190019it's not pity, it's just that I literally do nothing but browse 4chan and play my meager steam library all day. there's only so much to talk about.I used to be a pretty awesome dude with a buncha hobbies though. I'll ask for people to talk to once I start again.
>>14190022People don't want to catch up when they avoided you for a reason
>>14190022It's more that I never really had close friendsJust acquaintances I suppose
>>14190044>current hobbies: posts on mlpgyou and I have a lot more in common than you might think, anon
>>14190044Draw or write about the little pony anon. Even if you're shit you'll have something to discuss
>>14190021Joining F-ListSharing kinksLike oppai loliAnd feet that stinkCumming bucketsIt's an easy featAnd pygeum makes the stack complete
This is really sad, weird and depressing. I going to do something else for the rest of the day.
>>14190047well fuck those people. it's good that they're gone.
>>14190021>Anon befriends anon>Anon wakes anon up wearing a horsemask with a donut stuck between his buttcheeks >"just pretend i'm caramel!">"Don't worry I already rolled for anal circumference">Anon flexes his anus so it winks like a marevag>It makes a loud squelching noise from all the lube and donut cream>anon is scarred for life>anon moves far, far away and becomes a recluse
>>14189992>>14190028>>14190044You can't just give up on people though. Of course you won't have any friends if you turn them down when they legitimately offer talking to you and hanging out. The worst that could happen is you talk a couple of times then forget about each other. But I never mind people sending me a message.
>>14190062I like itMLPG sings when
>>14190067>literally becomes a recluse>anon is spiders
>>14190062>And pygeumyou lost me
>>14190076>kills the president>takes over america>president spider anon outlaws butt donuts
>>14190073>The worst that could happen is you talk a couple of times then forget about each otherThat IS the worst thing that can happen. And it's what HAS happened with everyone from MLPG I've tried to talk to so far.I'm just gonna wait until I'm cool enough for that not to happen again.
You just magically arrived in equestria and pony is there to greet you!But pony will hate you forever if you don't sing about how wonderful it is to be with pony RIGHT NOW
>>14190073I'm yet to turn down someone that wants to chat, but every time we talk maybe twice and then nothingOr we talk for a few weeks/months and then they start to avoid me
>>14190084I've met half a dozen people just from random anons like you who post about being lonely. One of my best friends is from Mlpg. It's silly not to even try.
>>14190084Isn't it better to get more practice at befriending others?
>>14190091this pony is way too demanding. when do we get to have sex
>>14190095>One of my best friends is from Mlpg.Is it someone we know? MLPG is now my little pony gossip
>>14190091I looooooooooove Rainbow Dashso much lovetogether forevertogether forever
>>14190112>he doesn't know that saine and roogna are butt buddies in mlpg
>>14190093>what the fuck is going on in this image>checks file name>oh. oh...
>>14190095>>14190098I just want to be "that guy who does some stuff" instead of "random lonely anon" before I go trying to make friends on MLPG again
why is mlp piss
>>14190119Alright I don't know who that is
>>14190091[vacuum noises][backing beat][muted norse chanting about horse sex]
>>14190091I never asked for thisAnd I don't mean to bitch and moanBut if I could have only one wishIt would be to go back homeThank you everyone who isn't pony. Fuck you pony. Earth is the best planet.
>>14190129i'm so happy for you two
I hate having mental health issuesI hate that I hate myself so much that I won't get helpI hate that I don't have the courage to kill myself
>>14190146Serious posts only in my little pony gossip
>>14190153That's right, secondworstpone deserves to die. Gently.
>>14190152God look at that butt on GildaShe never has a butt any other time but that pose makes up for the rest of nobutt
>>14190153I know that feel
>>14190153>leaked andrew jackson jihad song from their new album, "let's just get to the point everything sucks and i hate myself"
>>14190119>>14190126>>14190135>>14190146God, I walk away for a second and Me me and me show up. It's this >>14190163 guy
>>14190165shit i can hear it
>>14190173>implying the guy that plays pokemon all day, gets mad at people misspelling miltank and has a buttocular meltdown when playing shitty ASSFAGGOTS isn't Lauren Faust
Don't tell me you really like ponies that aren't blue
>A new villain frees Chrysalis and resurrects Sombra.>he also places a curse on them so that they can only use their full power as long as their allegiance is to him>as soon as they refuse to serve him, he throws the bums out>now Chrysalis and Sombra seek a way to defeat him, break his curse, and claim vengeance>a running gag is that every other character thinks that they're going after the villain, because they've seen the error of their ways, and are trying to redeem themselves.
Please stop arguingI just want to have a loving and sexual relationship with a girl and cum inside of her on a regular basis
>>14190197But you aren't blue, Rainblow Dork.You're rainbow AND off aqua.
>>14190205all I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away
>>14190197I like a blue pony
>>14190205all i want is a cute doge girlfriend to snuggle and quest with
What does it feel like to have a friend?
>>14190224mlpg sings when
>>14190229Not as good as you think
Well I'm going to sleep.Goodnight Mlpg.
>>14190232There are good times and bad times and the bad times are fucked enough that sometimes you're like, I think my life would be a lot better if I didn't have any fucking friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnB-BwWvqKYMLPG sings when
>>14190247what the fuck
>tfw suicidally depressed>tfw my only friend is my girlfriendI'm pretty sure I'm gonna kill myself when we break up
>>14190218>Anon, I'm a dog. this can't work out.>but you're man's best friend!>And I'm putting you in the best friend zone.
>>14190260At least you're not going to die a virgin
>>14190218would you snuggle with her butt?
>>14190289It's fine, we'll just have double stram tomorrow!
TIME TO BUCKLE UP AND GET GOOD AT DRAWING>smoke weed and watch youtube poops for 2 hours instead
>>14190314I would snuggle with her butt in a hut.I would snuggle with her butt in a rut.
>>14190320That happened to me today. Motivation is hard
>>14190320>ytp after 2008It's shiggening
>>14190347>you will never tuck Roogna goodnight
>>14190320I see your problem, here. You buckled UP instead of DOWN.How can you get any work done if you're not even buckling the right direction?
Pony wants to know what's up?
>>14190378Penis is up.
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>>14190378Holy shit how do you describe up
Pony smells like updog.
>>14190397Perpendicular to the horizon.
>>14190322LewdI just meant like a pillow or something
>>14190397Where's that gif of twilight turning around and looking upwards (at the hydra)
>>14190403You think you're so fucking smart
>all these twifags
>>14190421that guy is still doing stuff?wowwait, how old is that video anyway
>>14190428New one just came outI'm guessing you thought he dissappeared because he spends all his time on big long videoslike this one that just came out
>>14190427That's Pinkie Pie, dumbass
>>14190432Pinkie Pie isn't purple and scandalously stupid, dumbass
What are you doing for Halloween?
>>14190447probably watch a halloween stream on /x/ or somethingwatch some halloween cartoon specials before that
>>14190447Spooking pone to shit herself
>>14190518What is it, Anon?
>>14190523How are you doing, pone?>>14190524I wish for pony
>>14190526Pretty good anon, yourself?
Why so ded, MLPG?
>>14190530Good, a little beb today but good
>>14190538That's good to hear anon, I worry about you a lot
>>14190545Thank you pone
>>14190536pone is pooped
>>14190620Source on that?
>>14190688>>14190620Never mind, just found the pixiv link. also we very ded
so... much... beb...
>>14188808I don't think I've seen art of these outfits at all. Kind of sad really, I though they looked pretty good.
>>14190781That guy's pretty cool
>>14190792He's a secret comedian
>>14190792I would trade lives with him.Millions of dollarsBitches up on my dickAnd all for the price of having to make retarded girl movies that give me more dollars and more bitches
WELCOME TO DIE
>>14190801I hate him because he's a twifag.
>>14190841Nice B^Uckley face, Bon Bon.
>>14190796>The mind is a labyrinth, ladies and gentlemen, a puzzle.>And while the paths of the brain are plainly visible, its ways deceptively apparent, its destinations are unknown.>Its secrets still secrets. And, if we are honest, it is the lure of the labyrinth that draws us to our chosen field, to unlock those secrets.>Others have been here before us and have left us signs, but we, as explorers of the mind, must devote our lives and energies to going further to tread the unexplored corridors in order to find>ultimately, the final solution. We have to see, we have to know...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBV6uWFYR0Q
>>14190910Those look like Viceversa's arms from Skullgirls
>>14190957I really like that couple.
>>14190957I hate noses like that. You'd be staring up their nostrils from the front.
>>14190773Well then, anon, you have a job to do.
>>14190957WowIt's fucking shit
>>14191002That would imply that I can draw, or have the willingness to learn how to draw.
>>14191016I need to work on my humans, or i might draw at least one thing come weekend.
>>14191016No! Not the babbu!
Pony needs some fucking coffee.
>>14191025Nopony does not
Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
>>14191045Pony is a titan.
It's getting so flippin cold at night
>>14191049Your face is a titan.
>come back after 8 hours of work>still the same threadMLPG please
>>14191061How are we supposed to escalate from that? You already posted best pony.
>>14191075So potht a better than betht pony.
>>14191080NoNot under any circumstances
>>14191089What are you, gay?
>>14191103Gay side of bi
>>14191093>>14191081Twist needs a dozen horsecocks inside of her to teach her some proper manners.
>>14190810He has to go to therapy from it all, I wouldn't trade lives with him even if I do think he's cool
>>14191127No you need a proper OTH on your fumputer to teafh you thome proper mannerth.
Someone should synthesize a language that is designed to sound like everyone is lisping all the time.
Something something tail dock.
Have i ever told you the definition of insanity mlpg?
>>14191200Why is spitfire so terribly unattractive
>>14191218Renne go to bed, you've been hitting the adventures too hard
>>14191162almost like German
Why so beb, my faithful thread?
>>14191162Fārsī sounds like the other person is constantly lisping. At least my Iranian co-worker does whenever he switches to it.
>>14191278Why doesnt chrysalis learn to love herself, that is the greatest love of all.
Time of beb 11:27 am
>>14191327Not like this...not like this...
pony just blorfed
>>14191371Pony should get some manners, that was disgusting
Will you marry me?
>>14191389hmmm, how about we just hang out first?even though you're cute as hell, you're still kind of young
>>14191408But i want more
did you feed your pony today mlpg
>>14191411we can cuddle and stuff. but not more until you're legal
>>14191417I do not know what she likes.
>>14191428>suggesting cuddling with a minorYOU'RE UNDER ARRESTTHIS STING OPERATION HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL
>>14191436cuddling ain't illegal
>>14191450Sir, if you'll just step quietly into the wagon.
Trixie thread!>>14191461>>14191461>>14191461>>14191442Be more specific.
>>14191441Featherweight is 2cute
>>14191512Nowhere near as cute as you, anon.
I LOVE PINKIE PIE
I'm going to marry Princess Celestia!
I want to marry and have children with the speedy blue horse while we live together happily forever
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.