PONY JUST CALLED YOU A FAGETARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THATOR ARE YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?>>14179416
I'd ignore it. She's probably just seeking attention.
Pony says ARISE CHIKUN
What's fucking anon?
>>14184118I'm going to rape pony.
YEAAAH MINTY THREAAD
>>14184118Which pony would use such language?
Pinkie invites you to a Nightmare Night party, but the CMC ask you to take them trick or treating, you can only do one, which do you choose?
What is Pinkie Pie's favorite genre of music?Rock!
>>14184161applejack__
>>14184163Can't we go trick or treating and swing by the part after an hour or so? I'm sure they want to go too
>>14184185they can "swing" by my part if you know what I mean
>>14184163Pinkie. The CMC should learn to look after themselves.
>>14184165
>>14184198You have a swing set at home?
>>14184198
>>14184118http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuWnNW5H7o&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DESuWnNW5H7o
>>14184207Why is he called Megaman when he's clearly an android in the form of a young boy?Cause Capcom a shit
>>14184213>You will never feel ponies soft short fur on your cheek
>>14184213Those two ponies really like each other.
>>14184163Go with the CMC. Clearly nobody else gives a damn about them enough to escort them for one freakin night.
>>14184218BOOHISS
>>14184185Pinkie says the party is going to be too rowdy for fillies and colts to attend
WHAT IF WHAT IFpony wears the strapon
>>14184226So that means they're more likely to put out right? Wait how can you be more likely to put out than pinkie?
>>14184231how rowdy are we talking?
>>14184234Why would futa pone wear the stra-Oh, fuck.
>>14184231Pinkie also says dogs can't look up
>>14184231....I'm starting to think maybe I shouldn't go to this party.
>>14184231So it's an orgy?
>>14184163BothThe CMC will be done trick or treating at right around the time the party starts to pick upThat's how these things work
>>14184238CMC are not for sexual.Yet.
>>14184240Really rowdy, dirty, sleazy, and wild
Pony says you never learn. YOU NEVER FUCKING LEARN, YOU NEVER LEARN!
>>14184231Politely decline. It's only fair to the little ones that they have a great night of clean fun. I'd love to come, Pinkie, I hope you understand.
>>14184248That's some bullshit and you know it you pink cunt!
>>14184258I DONT KNOW HOW TO READ EQUESTRIAN YOU DAMN TEACHER HORSE.START WITH THAT MAYBE?
>>14184257Oh boy, another Pinkie Certified Scat Orgy!
>>14184256So it's an investment then, gotta love that interest rate.>>14184254This negroe seems to have the right idea.
>>14184257Hmm. And the CMC have no other chaperones?
>>14184257wild enough to finally allow the social barrier of human-pony copulation to be broken?
>>14184130Twist?
>>14184280>So it's an investment thenMight not pay out though so its best to just look at it as doing something nice for some kids.
>>14184293
>>14184160I like
>>14184234>Rainbow Dash is snooping around Twilight's place while she's out, trying to find the new issue of Daring Do when she finds something odd>It's a unicorn.....a fake one, to be worn by non unicorns oover the head like a hat.>"Why the heck would Twilight need this?">Dash noties a mirror and tries it on, giving a grandeou Twilight impression in an over the top regal voice>"Yes, tis I princess Twilight Sparkle! I degree that today will be our newest national holiday; magic book day!">She ties a blanket on as a cape>"But oh no, school and work will still be in session as normal for this holiday. In fact, the day will of twice as hard, in honor of being a huge nerd!">"And further more, I appoint Spike to be the ner minister of Being Short. And on...">She just now notices Twilight and Spike have been watching her for a good while now.">".....and in conclusion, Twilight is the best, the end!"
>>14184281Nope, Applejack and Rarity have already agreed to go to Pinkie's party, you are the CMC's last hope for a fun Nightmare Night
>>14184248How would the main 6 handle a zombie apocalypse?
>>14184332flying and magicking away.
>>14184327Might want to proofread that my nigger.
>>14184327>new issueIMMERSION RUINEDit's more of a volume or sequel. Not a comic
>>14184328I would do everything to make Sweetie smile.
>>14184257I feel like Pinkie's definition of those worlds are not the same as mine>Pinkie throws an "adult" party>Its adults only because everyone invited gets to play video games super super late into the night. Foals with bed times wouldn't be able to come
>>14184338What if she found self inflicted violence hilarious? How long before you died?
>>14184260Pinkie is highly insulted and calls you a straightedge faggot, and probably a pedophile
>tfw when no ice
>>14184360She's not like that anon.
What does futaba mean? Futa sheep?
I will just leave this here: http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/
>>14184323I'm glad.
>>14184363You know her face kind of looks like a butt
>>14184328Sigh. I might regret this in hindsight, but I'm going to make it a Nightmare Night to remember for the CMC. I'll just have to relate my sorrows to Pinkie and donate 60 bits to the drink funds. If I can't be there, she's going to have to party hard enough to cover for me.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/fsb9t569x2mwlab/lyrapage5.htmlM-MY DICK
>>14184338The CMC are delighted by your answer, and give you this costume for the night, because you totally remind them of the character
>>14184370>when when
>>14184363Kick her in the ovaries as hard as possible so she can't reproduce ever, since she's obviously not fit to be a parent ever.
>>14184387Anon you sound pretty beta. You're lucky that would probably fly in equestria cause it doesn't here.
Hug the everliving fuck out of it
>>14184332Fluttershy is just reminding me of Steve Correl in the fight scene from Anchorman
>>14184412>Fluttershy where'd you get a hand grenade?I hope Anchorman 2 isn't shit...
>>14184402>Nerd accessory kitPlease tell me this a Halloween sale thing
>>14184407I guess you coul'd say you turned her ovaries into underies!
pony eggs
>pony shitted
>>14184461Make terrible omlettes in retrospect.
>>14184428And I wish Season 4 wont be shit, but we all dont get what we want
>>14184468well are you just gonna stand there or are you going to lick it up?
>>14184469I knew they were jewish...
>>14184469>Ponies don't celebrate Christmas Well fuck them then! I dont want to go to their shitty world, anyway!
>>14184461http://i.imgur.com/BxwUb0Z.png
Pony was fat and ugly and really stupid
>>14184491She's still pony.
>>14184491Everyone was though.
>>14184491>wasWhat is she now?
>>14184469
>>14184513Not much changed, she's just called Applejack now
>>14184469>tfw we never got to show Reu the meaning of Xmas
>there will never be a special edition MLP 3DS XL
>>14184402Meanwhile, in the party branch, Anon is forced to run catering and them moment he makes a move on a mare he's kicked to the ground and stomped into a pulp by the local stallions while Rarity and Pinkie Pie laugh at him.
>>14184529>There will never be a FF style MLPG RPG focused around different characters.
>>14184506>>14184507pony only got her job because of a family connection
>>14184526Anon, please, we all know it's actually you're favorite pony.
Would pony enjoy the cuisine of your people/culture?pic related
>>14184393Where are the other pages?
>>14184487Jr pls
>>14184543>>14184491Yup that's Twilight alright
>>14184513Pony got off track and ruined the entire stroy
>>14184529>it will never come with a snes-era/PSX JRPG MLP game
>>14184547>no hamburger or burgerGet out of here you poor refuge subhuman african scum
>>14184546I-I am?
>>14184547I think they would hate human cuisine in general due to the use of meat and animal products.
>>14184547>Applejack>Apple pie
>>14184347>"adult" parties here consist of everyone standing around listening to really loud music, drinking beer after beer, regular bong hitsWhere are these awesome vidya parties people talk about
>>14184541>there will never be a Trine-like platformer where you play as one of each type of pone of your choice
>>14184567It's funny because that sandwich is considered british cusineSeriously look up chip butty
>>14184547>ponies face when my town has a microbrewery
>>14184347That sound like Pinkie.
>>14184529fuck that. give me these sexy ass bitches any day.there's going to be a new year of luigi themed 2ds. looks cute but >2ds
>>14184572Well, they'd be fine with ham and fish, since they already do that.
>>14184571Are you what?
>>14184598>no purple XL
>>14184599the sandwich was never explicitly stated to be ham, and the fish were being given to ferrets, not ponies.
>>14184592>british >cuisine Pick one
>>14184595>you will never introduce pinor noir to all the various types of microbrews humans haveshe would be in heaven
>>14184595Why is that pony just lying on my bedPony needs to get a job
>>14184606favorite pony?
>>14184541>not Super Mario RPG styled>>14184566This guy got kind of close at least.
>>14184595Of course LITTLE ponies would enjoy MICRObrewery!
>>14184592>chip buttysorry I mean Subhuman South African scum
>>14184620I don't know, are you?
>>14184598I dislike those solely due to them not changing the color of the analog stick.
>>14184621>Super Mario RPG styledYou mean with TIMED HITS?
>>14184588>no Lost Vikings clone with the CMC
http://i.imgur.com/yVzAdfc.png
>>14184592In my experience, nearly all cultures love fries. Just not everyone has potatoes as a staple and different cultures have other sides
>>14184658>You will never know this satisfaction
>>14184659And some cultures make their ketchup from bananas
>>14184529Wayforward won't get the rights to an MLP game
>>14184658God I shouldn't love futa so much
>start masturbating>Owl starts hooting madly>stop>Owl stops hooting
>>14184668But you can, for the low low price of 29.99Get on the stack today, call now and we'll throw a second order in absolutely free
>>14184547>Rarity>Italian foodPossibly, I suppose.It depends on who's cooking.
Your pony has been infected with a virus. You have a couple of hours to pay up $300. Or else pony gets deleted. What do mlpg?
>>141845982DS > 3DS XL in comfy levels.And the 3D is a shit.
>>14184616HeyI'm as American as an out of work gun nut drinking Budwiser in his pick up and even I like beef wellington.Though you're shitty scones and yorkshire puddings are nothing compared to our popovers
>>14184698
>>14184693Babs is cooking
>>14184690Anon I don't have a 3 foot long pole that I can easily reach.
>>14184698Dont pay up. I was looking for a newer pony anyway.
>A family dog would be grieved more than youI'm not even sure I can make it to the 23rdI'm not sure that pone would make a difference even
>>14184698Go virus busting with pony.exe
>>14184698>restart in safe mode>run stingerProblem solved
>>14184698Run windows in safe mode without networking and run malwarebytes.
>>14184690I wish pygeum wasn't so expensive, I don't feel like buying a bunch of supplements online.
>>14184698Is she going to do that thing where she rubs her ass on the ground?
>>14184671Thats not so weird.Bananas can be very sweet and ketchup is just sweet tomato paste
>>14184727>That ground will never be your face
>>14184703It stills looks retarded.
>>14184721Files are encrypted. Any tampering will immediately cause pony to self destruct. Pony is looking at you scared and in tears."Anon, please help me!"
>>14184648Hell yeah.A SMRPG clone would be perfect for MLP.
>>14184709Then I guess it depends on who actually raised BabsIf it was the oranges, Rarity might like the food even more.
>Think to my self, British food can't be as awful as people make it out to be>Look stuff up>"Stargazy pie? Sounds neat!">AAAAHHHHH
>>14184740but instead of timed hits, you get to perform timed butt boops
>>14184740I hated the timed attacks though. When I play RPGs and other games like that, I don't like being rushed or forced to do anything.
>>14184723Amazon my friendI got a 100 day supply for <$100
>>14184739I take pony to the mirror pool, then try to brute force it.00000001BOOMnope00000002BOOMnope
>>14184759It's better when they're optional a la Mother 3
>>14184723>expensiveNo it's not
>>14184759>hating skill based gameplaygit fucking gud>>14184750basically.
>>14184759I enjoy the added interactivity of it all. Makes the battles feel dynamic.
>>14184774bug horse is shit
>>14184759GITGUDSCUB
Rainbow Dash's firm, yet slightly chubby butt
>>14184160that was a good fap
>>14184784Don't shit-talk horseshitI love horseshit
>>14184795does it have any peach fuzz?
Rainbow Dash's tiny butt excites me so
>>14184808>tinyPinkie your butt is not a good standard.
>>14184761>>14184769It is if you buy it in person. Everything else but pygeum is easy to get cheap and I don't feel like buying 35 dollars worth of supplements right now.
Macro Gloomy Facesitting
>>14184823What if pony facesitting gave you terrible facial rugburns.
>>14184823That's not macro, that's just a big pony
>>14184823also she is unwashed
>>14184838I wouldn't worry about rugburns as long as the function pony performed while sitting on my face was shitting on my face.
>>14184850>tfw no macrogloomyunwashed.png.greentext
>>14184822200caps for $12.50 on amazon
>>14184855What if you went around town and everyone immediately knew what you did.
>>14184867Yeah but if you buy less than 35 dollars they charge shipping.
Where can I find the original pony thread simulator? Youtube is giving me all these imitators
>>14184881Derpy one is best.
>>14184885>needing to simulate a pony thread>when you're in one right now.
>>14184884Shipping is $5
>>14184878yes?the pones don't mind that.most of them have perused my offer, anyhow, so they mind their own business lest their monkey business with me would be brought out into public.
dash can shit in my face anytime
>>14184881nice collarbones, Celestia
dragons in hoodies
>>14184905What the fuck spike don't cuss.
>>14184905That right foot (our right) looks odd.
>>14184905That is cute as hell, mang
>>14184905Im guessing you have a foot fetish
>>14184905god i love spikegod i love your style of spikegod i love hoodiesgod i love spike in hoodies in your style
>>141848942sexual4derpy
>>14184905What a rebel
>>14184905Trayvon as a lizard.png
>>14184905draw more fat dogs
>>14184905>unnecessary edginess
>>14184921Cadance? Bug?
>>14184905Where did Spike even learn to curse?From Twilight!
>>14184920jesus fuck calm down fanboy
>>14184937Never.
>>14184921Unfunf wardrobe malfunction unf.
IT ALL BEGINS AGAIN
>>14184929but spike is alive
>>14184937yes, seriouslystop doing thatthey're not shitting!that's such a waste of artsmanship.
>>14184921Is it weird if I would never sexual Derpy as I'd feel I'm taking advantage of her ad would just simply enjoy snuggling?
>>14184944congratulations, you're correcti'm a fan of this piece of work, and usually, of this artist's work in general.is there a problem with that
>>14184937
>>14184956Thick scales.
>>14184966
>>14184956*handles shotgun*
>>14184954It's impossible. I think the internet is irrevocably destroyed. Ponies did something man, they messed everything up
>>14184961She'd fuck at the drop of a hat but she's saving her cuddle-cherry for someone really special.
>>14184905dragons in stockings
>>14184966What is that mischievous pony up to now?
>>14184939Not as good in my opinion
>>14184966I'm telling applejack.
>>14184984She only does anal.She never cleans out.She always offers to clean you up after you pull out your cum and shit-stained cock.
>>14184978>>14184966
So guys... How about that Season 4? You still hyped about it?
>>14185001I'm just showing you guys that neat telescope.
>>14184963If you like worshiping people then more power to you.
I want to force my face into this pony's butt
>>14185017Yes.
>>14185017there's a season 4?shit, guess I should watch S3
>>14184984>to ponies sex is more casual then a pat on the head>But cuddling? You need to be married for like three years before you go there
>>14184795>slightlyPussy
>>14185017I don't think we're going to make it without careful pony rationing
>>14185017I bet my life the first episode, based on the character names, will be a Jekyll and Hyde parody Given, its been done to death, but its usually amusing
>>14185017I am a little bit more. The whole "Everfree Forest taking over Equestria" thing sounds really good, but I know they'll fuck that up.
>>14185007
>>14185022it's like you're trying your very hardest to make it seem like enjoying an artists work is a bad thingif an artist tends to create good works that I enjoy, then yes, I will enjoy seeing that artists work, and want to see more. that's how enjoying things works.
>>14185026>that ponutunf
>>14185049ew white chocolate
>>14185049Rationing? Just ask pone for her foodshits.Pones have no hunger issues for a reason, yo.
>>14185053That character is for the Comic episode. The VA has done Hulk in the past apparently/
>>14185058
>>14185069I like all chocolatedark is the best though
>>14185058BIGGER
HiltinginsideRainbow Dash
>>14185069reu pls
>>14185058zztop plsthat is not how you pronounce that word
>>14184978
>>14185066Yes yes yes just keep telling yourself that.
>>14185091Rainbow Dash is too tight to hilt. It's kept her from having meaningful relationships.
WatchingRainbow DashSpasm in orgasmic blissAs you hilt her
>>14185085White chocolate's not a chocolate
>>14185105Anon's micropenis will solve that problem
>>14185074Yeah, pony is willing to die for you.
>>14185083>>14185087
>>14185091gaah!!
>>14185085elf chocolate?
>>14185083>tfw no newcomers since E3>tfw Toon Link is coming backWhat the fuck are you doing Sakurai.
>>14185066>responding>to>bait
>>14185108CorrectIts technically a chocolate by product, the coco fat.
>>14185108I know, but it's the easiest thing to call it
>>14185108fuck off with your cocoa solidsit's made from chocolateit's fucking chocolatecunt
>>14185082
>all this fastbuttWhat a glorious night
>>14185085Even choco-ponies?
>>14184999yeah it's alright
>>14185123I'd give her some of MY white chocolate, if you know what I meanI mean I would ask her out and try to form a nice meaningful relationship with her
>>14185118No, No, I meanwhen pone eats, her body processes the waste material she does not need. All pones have a special body process for their waste, and all of it tastes like various sweets and foods, and as nutricious.You just ask poneto shit in your mouthfor your dinner
>>14185143Well look at this fucker on his fancy phone acting like a faggot
>>14185126>caring about Smash outside PM
>>14185150You better draw some big, pendulous Soarin' balls draining themselves into that fastbutt.
>>14185152ESPECIALLY choco-ponies.
>>14185121BIGGER
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RAINBOW BUTT IN THIS THREAD
>>14185166No, ponies shit poop. It smells bad and has no nutritional value.
>>14185177I ain't complaining
>>14185170>pendulousunf
>>14185153Have this too.
>>14185177Smitty G is fapping in here
>dashfags
>>14185183How do you know?have you tasted some?
>>14185189I thought it was Zigzag from the thumbnail
>>14185170>Soarin taking advantage of cute young fillies who want into the wonderboltsWe've done this so many times, but yes, more.
>>14184918whatever gave you that idea?>>14184920thank you, it was my buddy's idea
>>14185203uh
>>14185203That chick has a man face
>>14185203And that is not PG. Reported.
>>14185203>no hooves
>>14185177>implying there is ever enough
Fast pony is very rubbable
>>14185216her face looks normal to me
>>14185203>nohooves
>>14185205>Soarin taking advantage of cute young femanons
>>14185203MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>14185206its pretty obvious. you footfags draw alike.
>>14185206pls mang, plspls more femrover hips
>>14185170>asking a retarded waifufag to draw porn of her waifu and other male
>>14185231I never said it was a bad thing, anon.
>>14185240That's because Lamar copied him
>>14185217I'm reporting your reporting.
>>14185239That small horse looks delicious.
>Meghan McCarthy has been promoted.HASBROOOOOO!
There could be a fast pony right now behind you laughing at you and you wouldn't even know
>>14185238>>14185205>Soarin taking advantage of cute young colts who want into the wonderbolts
>>14185265
>>14185200How can you say you love pony if you won't eat her poop?
>you will never feel Soarin's hefty musky horsenuts on your face
>>14185270yes
>>14185270https://e621.net/post/show/382475/alpha_channel-anal-anal_penetration-black_fur-blue
>>14185177mmmxenophillia
you enter equestria to find yourself in a gated enclosurethe guard pony in the post looks mildly startled to see you, closes the window, them reopens it and beckons you overhe slides through a form and a pencilyou fill it out dutifully until you get to the checkbox asking you how much slutting you're planning on doing
>>14185270that feel when will never have gay sexI think there is only 1-2 men who qualify for gay sex with me, other than that, str8 all day
>>14185270not everything needs to be gayfuck off
>>14185256>her
>>14185258Oh yes here we go meta shit! woopie
>>14185263To what?She was already head writer
>>14185270>>14185205>>14185270No leave soarin alone
>>14185232
>>14185270QUICKBETTER MAKE IT GAY BECAUSE FUCK YOU
>>14185288mewball plshow would your waifu feel about you having sex with men
>>14185206mang pls, more pones in fall/winter clothing
>Dat S4 synopsis.Holy shit this episode sounds awesome.i knew that forest was fucked up!
>>14185263She got her wings, Anonymous. She's a princess, now.
>>14185270>Soarin's harem of prospective wonderbolts>they attend to his every whim>after a few years, they come to realize they're being exploited, but also realize they have nowhere to go and no marketable skills, so they stay in his service, eventually "graduating" to maids as they become too old or ugly to serve him sexually
>>14185304>spoilersgoddamnit
Hey mlpg!Gay!
>>14185295Story editor.>>14185312>That>Spoilers.Really.
>>14185316Read the rules!
>>14185316boy I sure do love ruining threads
>>14185299that's likefive different kinds of lewd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
/thread ruined
>>14185304I feel it. The hiatus finally ending.Soon we'll be all hype and ponies again after so long and I can't wait. I know it'll likely be rushed like every other two parter, but that concept and preview image has me hyped anyway.
>>14185278I wouldI would swallow her entire derriere load, lick her clean and ask for seconds
it's funny how some artists feel so entitled to their own art
>>14185335Why did Sweetie Belle take her vase outside? It's far too cold.
>>14185173SHE CANT TAKE MUCH MORE, CAPTAIN
>>14185350I know, you can see her breath and everything!That pony needs to get inside or wear a sweater.
>>14185335Yes, summon armor spammer.
>>14185360Did I ask for excuses, or did I ask for a giant, fast blue butt?!
>>14185312>spoilers>the episode synopsis>go to a restaurant>see the menu>holy shit spoilers I don't want to know what kind of food you guys have
>>14185339I wait to circlejerk again
HOLY SHIT ACE ATTORNEY 5 SOON
>>14185335
>>14185341Just don't post anything I've ever drawn without my approval, okay?
>>14185339http://mlp.derpynews.com/synopsis-of-seson-4-premiere-episodes-princess-twilight/Get hype.I can't wait for the part where Celestia and Luna do NOTHING till they are rescued. And say a few lines, credits.
>>14185381I don't know why I'm not hype as fuck
Is it time for night thread?
>>14185368Any bigger and photoshop crashes
>>14185286>tfw xenophilia is over
>>14185312SPOILER, DONT READ THIS They save the day
>>14185341they even go that far to delete their own account on FA, tumblr and basically everywhere just so you can't see it anymore because they simply don't like you. Wow man~ As if I personally would give a fuck or two if someone I dislike checks out my art. Fucking views. Every single one counts.
Would AJ ever consider branching off into selling Apple Himmlers?
>>14185391GR/MSOB please.
>>14185381>>14185391>>14185408I can't wait for MAYA ISN'T IN THE GAME, it's going to be incredible!
>>14185391grmore ace attorney humanized ponies when
>>14185381I guess you could say tehy quacked the case!
>>14185407>tfw no rainbow log>tfw even if rainbow log, it might not be manageable
>>14185389Maybe we'll finally get an episode this season where they actually have the spotlight and do something.
I think people get mad at the drug people because they used to have generals in /mlp/ about it?Like the drinking thread decided to show up.Kidding, of course.We know the general is full of alcoholics anyways.
macro gloomy facesitting
>>14185392is it time for dragums
>>14185393Then the path is clear, we break into nasa, hijack a supercomputer, and use it to blow up a ponies ass.
>>14185425Would you give a rainbow log to Rainbow Dash?Or maybe she'd give you a log.
>>14185341>>14185387>>14185404This meta tastes good
>>14185270>potential for straight greentext>BETTER MAKE IT GAAAAAYYY~~~
>>14185407Oh god, I love these
>>14185436Macro Gloomy Cuddles
>xenophilliaHow fucking heretical, would you really forsake humanity to fuck a pony?
>>14185455Have you taken a look at humanity these past few years?
>>14185443What if Rainbow Dash was the rainbow log?
Hi mlpg! What is the latest non pony gossip!
>>14185455YES
>>14185270I can't believe I got so many responses for switching one word. When did you lot get all uptight?
>>14185436>>14185451It's all part of one long crazy night with Gloomy.
>>14185450I want to make calling carrots dirt rockets a thing
>>14185455Depends on the pony and how long I've known them.
>>14185449I swear it's one dedicated shitposter.
>>14185455Can pony talk?
>>14185471Would she be manageable?>>14185455It would obviously strengthen humanity and pony relations.
>>14185455I would never forsake humanitybut I would fuck a pony
>>14185472Pony has been ponying to the max.
>>14185483BCS I know
>>14185449I don't give a shit either wayBut it strikes me as weird that the thread starts to descend into shitposting at the sight of a gay postBut last thread a non-pony related scat erp lasted unmolested for dozens of posts
>>14185455I could never forsake our race, anon. If it ever came to war with the pones for some obscure, stupid reason, I'd fight with humanity.
>>14185432>Maybe we'll finally get an episode this season where they actually have the spotlight and do something.Oh man, that was a good joke.
>>14185472Pony ponied pony
>>14185503rch pls google something
http://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines
>>14185455I'm not fucking pony to forsake humanity, I'm fucking pony to bring pony and humanity together.
>>14185478Would you be friends with Dirt Rocket Top?
Which pony would you WPSHH?
>>14185478I'm gonna refer to Pierce Brosnan as Pork Brosnan from now on
>>141855213 2 1 BLAST OFF ITS CARROT TOP
>>14185524All of them, several times throughout the night.
>>14185510I would dress that pony up so pretty against her willFancy hats and a saddle and some nice earringsoh yeah
>>14185524Pinkiein the facefor being annoying
>>14185524Derpy
>>14185407>>14185450FUCKI CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
>>14185408>>14185417The homosexual lawyer ride is over as far as I'm concernedI was thinking about Cammy Meele earlier today
>>14185524Dash is most WPSHHable pony
>>14185540>bananas>mostly apples
>>14185540>mostly applesSomeone needs to show this to AJ. she'd have a fit.
>>14185498It's because they are so bent on "all of MLPG is gay~" "fuck straightfags" "hey guys did you see the trap on the sub that has nothing to do with pone?". They are so relentless it's ridiculous too, every time there's some potential for straight greentext they always kick the gayposting into overdrive to derail it.
What is this and how do I make it go away?
>>14185540>Pips 3 dollars a pound>Unf
>>14185540Nature's mistakes
>>14185510But she's adorable when girly.
>>14185550>but my ass is getting so red
>>14185567It's just telling you how many cursors you boughtyou get the same thing if you hover over the box containing the grannies
>>14185238>"It's okay, humans can't get pregnant with foals... I think.">"You might have some trouble walking, though."
Pone is constipated.Wat do
>>14185565i didn't know there was a problem, i always assumed everyone on 4chan was gay (except me, of course)
>>14185534>against her willWhat if she liked it?
>>14185567Close the tab
>>14185513
>>14185564hnngggwhy is fluttershy so squishable
>>14185577Ok i'll stop for now
Daily reminder popularfags ruined mlpg
>>14185574I'd WPSHH more bows on to that
>>14185565Y'know, if you just continued the fucking straight greentext instead of whining about the gay greentext, it probably would have been mostly ignored.Instead, we got no greentext and we've got you and me shitting up the thread with meta discussion.
Daily reminder anons who can't handle things they can't like ruined MLPG
>>14185586Explain to her the concept of a plunger, offer my services.
>>14185590All the better.
>>14185612Daily reminder that you ruined MLPG.
>"Why Anon, are you trying to tell me something?"
>>14185592No i meant googly eye something
>>14185590I'd never tell
>>14185592>Those tabs
>>14185592>Swedish Girl Farts Gay Porn
>>14185616Thanks to the plunger, you are now covered in horseapples.Pone has a prolapse.
>>14185625Yes, come closer.Closer.SLLLLLLLLLLLLLUT
>>14185623But I'm ded/hats us
>>14185625I love _Dash_
>>14184556
>>14185580oh okay, thanks /v/also here's a pony
Oh god these things are gold
TWENTY FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID
>>14185625R-Rara sama...
>Ant Man is going to be a heist movieFucking yes. I am hyped.
>>14185239Damn. Vore fetish now engaged. Thank you.
A new MLP:FiM spinoff show was just announced!http://derpibooru.org/454756?scope=scpe128d7d198d46d554a51024808907afa137f9e24a
>>14185679How many ponies could a pony eat in one sitting?
>>14185648Why would the blood ravens claim Celestia?
If the universe is expandingWhy is Princess Luna's ass still so tiny
>>14185672>It's a note from the Princess!>She says that we can kiss her whole ass!
>>14185693>not the Rainbow Dash showdropped before it even began
>>14185404I really don't care if <artist name here> deletes their account or whatever or why. Post more pony.
>>14185693>ITS BUTTERS
>>14185693I would watch it.http://en.inkei.net/Flitter
>Tfw homesick
>>14185564sex is overratedNecessary for long term and fun every now and thenbut highly overrated
>>14185696Because objects in space are all relative!
Somewhere out there is a pony that loves you, but you have to be ready. Become a better person, for her.
>>14185726Are you implying Princest in some way?
Cardinals got blown the fuck out. Just in case anyone wanted a laugh tonight.
>>14185510
>>14185694About six should be enough for dinner... and their delightful little squeaks as her tongue caresses them in her mouth until she throws her head back and unhinges her jaw to swallow them alive soundlessly.
Remember that time that one group on Deviant Art said they would add genitalia to the episodes in the show?
>>14185720Why does shit like this even exist.
>>14185741My heartwhat is she gussying herself up for?
>>14185739>>>/sp/
>>14185741Rarity is part of the unicorn master race, you silly featherbrain.
>>14185741Girl needs a mirror.
>>14185741DEADI'M DEAD
>"You guys call that an extra large?"
>>14185645fucking Die Antwoord
>>14185627'kay.
>>14185751So she can secretly visit Anon later that night, and smear the lipstick all over his nice clothes while he's asleep
>>14185656
>>14185741>Pinkie Pie thinks its a blow pop
>>14185741that's toothat's too great
>>14185782Anon, this is Dash. She'd smear it all over his face.
>>14185741Oh jesusthis is too cute
>>14185776You are my favorite contributor.
>>14185776>I'ma show her my Amm-O face.
>>14185771Pinkie Pie, I made this meal special for everyone. If you want some more on your plate just ask
Looks pretty OP
>>1418580312/10 it's okay -IGN
Pony begins in sixty seconds
>>14185812this is like pokemon cards those were shit too
>>14185743yeah, PPPP or something
>>14185792>He'd wake up and go about his business unaware of it>Rarity would be shocked and ask if he was considering becoming a transexual like her
>>14185812>problemwhat
You're sitting on MLPG gushing over Rainbow Dash when suddenly this pink mare sits down and gushes over Rainbow Dash with you and then suddenly slaps you with her futa mare cockWhat do
>>14185302yaokay i did this just now
>>14185828WHAT WHERE?
Pony begins in thirty seconds.
>>14185786i saw a racoon a few hours ago, and noted to myself that "it's like a small bear"then you post this
>>14185831And yet they still sell, and have a tournament scene.>>14185839Problems are cards you need to "solve" to earn the points to win.
>>14185840Well, I was thirsty, so, let's make her piss down my throat while I fondle her balls.
Pony begins in ten seconds.
>>14185798G-gosh.If I get really bored I may googly all the ammo.
>>14185840Continue to gushThis pony was made to be gushed at
>>14185831>pokemon tcg>shitlel
>>14185867I wish the cards had original art instead of just copying scenes from the show
whoa whoa, you chuckle fucks better slow the fuck down. do you know how fast you were posting?!
>>14185841That style ... do I find it strange that alot of drawfags who come through here have similiar styles. Do you guys copy each other?
>>14185841WHAT IF PIP'S A CHAV
>>14185888that would require effort
Go away
WHERE IS THE PONY?
>>14185907what if Dash was a police officer
>>14185909I'd watch
>>14185862Should have shot it. Fuck racoons.
>>14185932I'd let her strip search me for pony drugs
>>14185888>paying brony artistsoh jeez
>>14185943Would she arrest Pinkie for intent to distribute a kilo of pure Equestrian sugarcane?
>>14185939it was snooping around an animal hospital, presumably up to no good. I didn't have a warrant, and my reasonable suspicion wasn't reasonable enough
>>14185964Only if Pinkie didn't share
>>14185957 theyd get some guy from asia to do it better, faster and for less money
Pinkie Pie is resting her head in your toilet seat, face up, as you enter. and she refuses to budge.you have to shit.what do?
>>14185455>Beloplheron please
>>14185840Sounds like the two of us are just dickign around!
>>14185957>paying brony artistsOr, you know, they could pay other artistsAnd maybe the could make a comic too or something?WHO KNOWS
I'm calling it a day mlpg. Goodnight.
>>14185965Should have claimed self defense.
>>14185979But they already did
>>14185909Twily nooo! Spike is not for sexual!
>>14185984Shit in the shower?
>>14185984Remove pony by force, I'm much larger and stronger than pony.
>>14185974>smuggle 10lbs of pure cocaine into Equestria>get caught>Celestia forces you to share it with her subjects
>>14185995Ross is best artist of all of mlpg
>>14185984Pick her up and move herShe;s like three feet tall
>>14185787
>>14186010Pinkie is now in the shower.>>14186013Pinkie appears to be glued to the toilet bowl.
>>14185995Whoops, forgot your name!
>>14185908i had no clue "rushed and tired" was a style but sure
>>14185996What?! Sleep=0pone, why do you want 0pone?
>>14185995310?More like 3/10 - It's Shit
>>14186022>smuggle 10lbs of pure cocaine into EquestriaWould you snuggle a cocaine pony?
>>14186028hahahahahnnnnnnnnnnng
>>14186001Does equestria have effermative action?
>>14186028I think I'm gonna vomit
>>141860282cutevector and color please
>>14186028These are fucking adorable.
>>14186033Shit into my own ass.
>>14186033Explain to pinkie that in exactly 2 minutes that toilet is going to be shat in, and if her head is in there when that happens, well that's her problem.
>>14186028HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>14186028>crayons taste like purple
>>14186061No, sticking your dick inside Pinkie would be fucking adorable.
>>14186044Pffft.
suck my dick anon
>>14186028How's Mischief working out for you? I'm still having trouble getting used to it.Also this is all super cute
>>14185995that's fakeit's just a fat suit
>>14186066Pinkie is now in your ass.>>14186069Pinkie says that that is the plan
>>14186079o-ok
>>14186079Present it.
>>14186083Whatever gets pony off.
>>14186028>Someone drw my idea>And got the name of the candy right!
>>14186079You drawfag better than fucking. Last time I pay you for sex.
>>14186080It's pretty fun. It reminds me of Sketchbook Pro on the fact I can just quickly open it and sketch on it right away.I don't have to worry about the size I draw in or making a new canvas at the wrong resolution.
pony is wibbaling
>>14186079>Rose will never size shame you with her futa human cock
>>14186137its shit
>>14185628What would you make her do to ensure your secrecy?
Why is it so fast tonight?
>>14186137I don't feel the abject horror that I know I should...this is very worrisome.
>>14186188There's a full moon out tonight
>>14186188We got an injection of pony.
>>14186190did you notice pinkie's diaper?
>>14186188Popularfags are here
>>14186146I don't get the appeal of size shaming
Would you help a momma Dash have little baby Dashes?
>>14186206>fuel injected pony>800 horse power
>>14186188I'm shitposting as hard as I can.
>>14186123Pinkie says she'll even tonguefuck your shit-crusted asshole if you finger her while she does it.And don't you even think about pissing outside of her mouth.
>>14186219Size difference is much better
QUICK MLPGYOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PROVE YOURE NOT AN EGGHEADOR ELSE DASH WILL DUMP YOU
>>14186234I'M SUCH A NOT-EGGHEAD THAT I HAVE THE FIRST EDITION HARDCOVER DARING DO, WITH THE ORIGINAL LEATHER DETAILING
>>14186230I agree
>>14186234I CAN'T DO MUCH MATH PAST BASIC ALGEBRA
>>14186230>>14186254Yup.
>>14186234I don't like you Dash.
>>14186214>noticing only pinkies diaper
>>14186214yes both of them actually
>>14186234I GO OUTSIDE SOMETIMES
I need a Fillyscout, and an emotion.Go.
>>14186234But Dash is a bit of an Egghead herself
>>14186219Its a dominatrix appeal kind of thing. You aren't sophisticated enough to understand
>>14186234Too alpha to care.
>>14186234dash is lame
>>14186220DONE
>>14186219I like size shaming and traps.
>>14186281the fat onethe emotion you feel when you want a drink and look to your right and remember you have a drink
>>14186281FlitterAhegao
Who's better, Pinkie Pie or Chrysalis?
>>14186292Says the person who waifu's a background horse and has weird thumbs
>>14186281Dosidosatisfaction
>>14186281>FillyscoutDraw real horses.
>>14186281Fancy pegasusCurious
pony just beeped
>>14186309THE QUEEN!
>>14186310And being a dedicated shitposter
>>14186234Uhh-uhh ok Rainbow Dash! Prepare to be amazed and wondered!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
>>14186281What's this one's name again? Her being shy.
>>14186309Pinkie Pie is a sociopath
>>14186281tagalongbasic mushroom
Did you know that ponies could pony eachother?
>>14186171>>14186190>>14186214god damn it did I miss diaper-time again?
>>14186348but they do that every episode.that shit is graphic too, they need to rate that show P for pony
>>14186302I know that feelIt's like a little gift to myself.
>>14186330I remotely detonate pony in the desert rather than risk defusing her.
>>14186309You lost deal with it
>>14186334Even though I generally dislike the way GG depicts my waifu, I really like the way he does her hair
>>14185741>>14185510
>>14186368*poof*
What do you think of /mlp/'s taste in pony episodes MLPG?Season 3 seems to have dropped a bit for them since the last one of these they did in February.
>>14186348
>>14186378such a qt
>>14186386why should i care
>>14186384Is pony calling me gay?! I will fuck pony up!
>>14186378I always hate that last panel then again, I don't like tsundere
>>14186386I care as much of what the average Argentinian's favorite crab
>>14186405She's just embarrassed by the cheesiness of it.And of course it made her happy too.
>>14186403I'm just curious to hear what people think. Feel free to ignore it if you want.
>>14186341Samoa
>>14186377GG will never stop being my type of nigga, and i hate it.
>>14186404no pony just poofed
how to propose marriage to a human
>>14186423Thanks anon. She's a cute zebra.
>>14186424he really is entertaining, he has a way about him though....ill just say he likes being on the fence of being liked and disliked.
>>14186451I think she's cute too
>>14186404[poofing intensifies]
So yeah, there's mice running and scratching around behind the wall to the left of me. Just great.
>>14185741>>14186028Dammit Rose, I'm trying to sulk over here and you're making me laugh and hurting my heart at the same time instead.Thanks.
>>14186469make out with it
>>14186466oh yea baby Rarara~
>>14186460I love how he writes out accents.
>>14186469befriend the mice, anon
>>14186482This makes me have feelings that confuse and scareme.
>>14186469It's the ponies. They are trying to reach you. Help them out.Then buy them hamster toys and record them running on a hamster wheel.
>>14186478You're welcome, I'm glad you're feeling better. I hope it lasts a good long while for you
>>14186468This pink horse man, i just... I don't even know
>>14186491i wish he updated Icepak and Danganya's story arc
>>14186466Jesus, Twilight's hair is a total mess when it's not styled.Pinkies at least gets pulled to a neat trim line.
pinkie pie is humping your butt
something something lewd squelch
>>14186506Me too. It's no fun feeling down in the dumps. Not when I got stuff to do and people to try and make happy.Thanks again and have a nice night yourself, 'kay?
>>14186513I don't understand the last three words. What are they?
>>14186515That's just because Rarity's pulling it up
>>14186325Fiiiiiiine.
>>14186518>09:10>>14186519>09:08the fuck you doing 4chanTHE FUCK YOU DOING
>>14186469Eat their brains and gain their knowledge
>>14186524they explain it on the booru i got it from
>>141865292lowres but a fine effort.
>>14186469I bet tehy jsut cheese you off!
>>14186524bury the key
So I found those Beanie Baby ponies...Yeah...Those are something...
>>14186565Thanks.>>14186550Could Changelings ever be accepted into Society? What would have to happen for it to be possible?
>>14186313One satisfied Do-Si-Do.
>>14186601I don't know, I think it's pretty cute
>>14186611why didn't you draw best filly scout
>>14186606what if that's answered in s4 how would you feel?
>>14186606i'd accept changeling
>>14186638Ponies wagging too hard! The tail dock can't take it!
Why is he so shota?
>>14186635ListenDo you want to know a secret?Do you promise not to tell?Whoa-oo Whoa-oa closerThey're all best filly scout to me.
>>14186611cutie
pony is coming
Pony came
>>14186654Because he IS, TECHNICALLY a shota
>>14186606>Could Changelings ever be accepted into Society?If they weren't so destructive possibly
Pony is going, going,
>>14186660liar
pony is gonegood bye pony
>>14186620I kind of want one.
>>14186654all colts are shota
Yes, it took THAT LONG to make this.
>>14186650SHE"S JUST REALLY HAPPY!
>>14186654
>>14186663woah now hold on pony
>>14186689and you still beefed it
>>14186689its shit
>>14186694>/ss/Toothless is a boy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-24648526
>>14186689What a big plump tush
>>14186694Dragons shouldn't be so adorable.
>>14186700Good thing these are easier to fix
>>14186714What was so hard, making it that large?
>>14186708unf
>>14186708I don't know who put that text thereBut don't worry, I fixed it in the filename
>>14186717Yeah, once you go past 2500 in either dimension it takes super long to save.
How would you hold your pony?
>>14186714i wonder what the fabric of pony's universe is composed of
>>14186732With my hand up her butt.
>>14186732Closely, but gently
>>14186732sexually
Im so ded
>>14186732One hand firmly cradling her donut.
>>14186712Did anybody say dragons?
a minute ago, we were 691 replies and 169 images
>>14186734happiness
>>14186752WE ALL DID
>>14186732Why are those ponies so big?
>>14186732we really need an edit of this with mewanon actually fingering her.
>>14186746how can you love pony if you can still fit your arms around her belly
>>14186746>using ponies as your mouthpiece
>>14186732Like a sock puppetThey love that
i-is the human named mewball in here?
>>14186730you need a better computer
>>14186759Mewball draws large ponies. The best size.
>>14186759They aren't, Mewball is just fun-sized
>>14186759More of them to love, MT.
>>14186647>>14186671I guess it depends on the Queen. Could you see an older one being nicer to nearby ponies in exchange for a ready labor force? Sort of like that old T-rex in 'You are Umaso".>>14186638Really happy. World-building episodes are the best, even when it's just to visit a place. I wouldn't mind seeing another cloud town, or a gryphon or zebra place. Heck, sea ponies have decent opportunities open if they visit.>>14186759Mew is apparently quite small.
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>>14186732
>>14186762You aint never lied anon, except all the time when you did.
>>14186746I want to be good friends with Fluttershy.Even if I don't cuddle her, as long as I can make her happy.
>>14186732one hand firmly on the ponut
>>14186767>Not using ponies as your codpiece.
>>14186786Not big enoughI bet her hooves can still reach the ground evenDisgusting
>>14186759They aren't, they're pony-sized.
>>14186746I want to Have tea with Fluttershy
>>14186788I don't. Fluttershy is a floozy
I'm feeling generous again. Who wants a sketch?Same as usual: only SFW and I prefer dragons over ponies
>>14186752Dragons are good.Yes, very good.
>>14186773I know this, but I'm not in a position to upgrade.
>>14186788I would just be happy with good friends.
>>14186786>legs still mobile>can still be lifted without assistance from a cranethis pony is for ants
>>14186770go away moondancer
okay here's one more, peace
>>14186730>>14186773this is with an ivy bridge, running ps on an ssd and with 8gb or ramshit is just a memory hog
>>14186812I dont want a sketch from you
>>14186759I dunno, why are yYOU so big?
>>14186812Fluttershy gets turned into a dragon do to reasons and loves it, rather than being scared of herself like in every other picture that exists
>>14186800>>14186820You have some high ass standards man, I like that.
>>14186812>I prefer dragons over ponies>sfw
>>14186824coolthanks guy
can we be /tg/ for a bit ?its usually 4 or 5 hours from now though
>>14186812A bewildered looking Anon being hugged by a dragoness. Preferably with the dragon on her back and he lying atop her.
>>14186780>Chrysalis is just the worlds most incompetent queen, and is too stubborn to take any advice.>95% of the time ponies don't even know they are infested.>Chrysalis, as the joke is usually tossed about in the hives. "Is the 5%."
when was the last time we were so fast
>>14186836>she starts passive aggressively implying she'll eat and or burn the town down if she doesn't get her way.
>>14186824It sucks
>>14186812Dragoness dropping from the sky and flying off with Big Mac when he was in mid conversation with Applejack.
>>14186812Draw a slutty kobold
>>14186780Considering Chrysalis is still on a conquest for power and Equestria itself I don't see that happening unless she has a change in philosophy or is removed from power. But who's to say she wouldn't make another hive somewhere
>>14186837I just want a pony I can squeeze and snuggle like a big fat pony pillow.
>>14186854About a week ago
i'm a data pagan and a cyber vegan
>>14186855She does tend to let power go to her head.
>>14186869>I recognise that pudgeunf
>>14186850i like thingthing is good
>>14186855>passive aggressively implyingi bet Angel Bunny would still whoop her ass
>>14186837Is that Rediv's boyfriend or something?
>>14186869it'd be nice if pony could also double as a bed
>>14186824Bye man. Have fun.
>>14186869Seems I forgot to filter this one too
>>14186759>>14186780
Go figure I get stuck on an AA kick while we gofasthttp://i.imgur.com/mRUVKLq.png
>>14186891no, it was a generic "can I have a hug" asks to her ask blog.
>>14186904So what are you, mew. About 5'2?
>>14186885google a shitpls help
>>14186895
>>14185840floppy horse dicks is my ultimate weakness. watching videos of horses with boners walking around is my favorite.
>>14186909Oh hey boner, it's been a while.
>>14186844Why are kobolds so cute?I used to have a kobold mini that I loved because of how cute it was.
>>141869225'6"105 lbs
>>14186855>she starts passive aggressively implying she'll eatyou>"P-please do as I say.">"No!">"I mean it. I'll cobble you up!>"I'm not doing it!">T-thats it, you asked for it....">Her giant muzzle descends on your left foor>She very tentatively nips at it>"Uhh nom nom! Willing to do as I say now?">"No!">"I'm sorry."
>>14186836Alright, Flutterdragons it is.
>>14186933I KNEW you had bad tastes.
>>14186934They just are. That's like asking why ponies are cute!
>>14186947Didn't everybody?
>>14186844Sure. First you will pick your race.Earth PonyPegasus/BatUnicornCrystalZebraGoatBuffaloDiamond DogDonkeyGryphon>>14186868I know in the comic she has another go at it, but it seems she should have a harder time every other time and possibly even taken down by a competitor.>>14186851Even if they were civilized, I'd still be freaked if everyone else around me was a Changeling. They might go around as gypsies to make it easier to blend in.
>>14186942And I thought I was fucking skinny. I'm 5'7, 130lbs.
>>14186942Man Mew, you're skinny. Even I'm 130.
The adventure of Tin TIn was a good movie. Thanks for coming to my stream
>>14186946Awww yeah
>>14186925it's from a picture of SB's femsnips
Guys, I saw this and got confused.>>14182150Can you like go beat them up or something?
>>14186942>mewball is pantyanon
>>14186946
>>14186953>no changelingI don't want to play this game
>>14186971pantyanon is taller
>>14186953Dragon
>>14186966He keeps pushing his crappy oc. Best to just filter it
>>14186966Thanks anon, I finally recognized it right before you posted
>>14186969Oh thanks, Im glad they are back. I was planning on checking up on them, after I seen them yesterday.
>>14186971Have you seen those legs? Pantyanon is obviously taller
>>14186946oh boyanother flutterdragon
>>14186962What.
>>14186987i don't mind, i think she's rather unf
>>14186956>>14186960gaining weight is hard for me
>>14186953Where muh dragon.
>>14187006you think anything he makes is unf mewball
>>14186942>105 lbs
>>14186963>using shy as a nicknameThese people are worse than hitler.
>>14186831>>14186972I think I'll just stick to my usual times to visit and artfag. Oh well, gotta draw.
>>14186953>taken down by a competitor.A new queen in the hive?
>>14187019
