Old: >>14160918Post pretty ponies
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pretty pony
>>14164720Lyra, right in front of you.
>>14164720u
>>14164720flowr hoers
>>14164722
>>14164746everybody gets 1choose wisely
>>14164746All of them. I want to hug pretty adorable pone.
Oh dear god this is a horse!
>>14164725Scarred pony
>>14164699
>>14164766Pony is cute when she's scared.
Pretty pony.
>>14164766How did pony get a scar?
pony just spazzed
>>14164772That's like having a normal-type Kadabra, you've just sucked all the awesome out of it and made it terrible.
>>14164789Shitty pony.
>>14164806By being scur'd
My friend's got a marefriend and he hates that bitch
>>14164746what sport?
>>14164759Really? But there are so many.>>14164760Maybe you could set up a hugging booth at the fair!
>>14164733>>14164737
>>14164822You're a shitty pony.
>>14164837use your words
>>14164836>isaac is a twifufaginto the filter you go
>>14164837Stop shitposting about how you wwant to have sex with a pony and draw somethin already
>>14164759dibs
>>14164836>hugging boothChangelings would flock to it.
>>14164885Can that pony sit still for 5 fucking seconds
Pony ran away
Pony denies these accusations of dick sucking
>>14164893Pony forgot how to sit
>>14164887A thread should be
>>14164835A nice family sport.>>14164889That looks like a very happy changeling.
>>14164887love longer
>trying to discuss show in mlpg
>>14164919I'd watch some pony boxing matches
>>14164910I believe pony.Pony is a pure maiden.
>>14164926The hiatus is almost over, we've talked about the show as much as we can. There's not a lot much to discuss except asking stupid questions or posing stupid situations with pony
>>14164943Pony looks up from the dick she's sucking and thanks you for your trust.
>>14164910Pony crams dicks down her throat every night
butwhat about pony
>>14164919
>>14164919Changelings deserve to be happy too.
>>14164942What the fuck? That isn't a season 4 still is it>thinks the link is spam//derpy.me/per3y
>>14164919>>>14164975no
>>14164975oh I'm stupid it's from their new pony maker
>>14164975It probably is.
>>14164973I'd give a changeling love
Pony is so mad at you
>>14164956Nuh uh
>>14165027*boop*
>>14164954Except for that pony.That one is a slut.
>>14164758fnu ragus fnu
>>14165031BUT PONY SAYS
>>14165056Pony says neigh?
>>14165019And it would be the happiest changeling on the planet.
I want to domesticate pone
Voice chat in Pokemon totally caught me off guardI don't know if I want to play with anyone here because of it
>>14165081
>>14165031I can't wait to see Rarity's wardrobe in S4God I hope there's a beach episode...
>>14165067WHINNY
>>14164973
>>14165047>>14165041>>14165059
>>14165102>comics>canonThey're fun and all, but not canon.
>>14165100I just want another episode starring Platnum, Smart cookie, and the rest.They were the best/.
>>14165104tummy rub?
>>14165114pfffft
>>14165102>THUMP
>>14165114Until they contradict something from the show they are not canon.
>>14164887>true fansNo, just fans that liked each other and didn't want to be too far into the fandom-y thing where jokes were run into the ground and obsession turned public and embarassing, like /a/ compared to gaia onlineOr so it was before the fetishfags finished taking overNow it's just a bunch of shitposting
>>14165102Bug monsters can love too anon.
>>14165122>>14165127What's happening?
>>14165102Canon
>>14165145>not wanting to fuck a horsewow piss detected go back to ponychan prude
>>14165143Yeah, they are not canon.
>>14165150
>>14165095There's voice chat? really?
>>14165122>>14165127
>>14165177They are comics approved by Hasbro about the show!Of course they are not canon!
>>14165211ear scratch?
>>14165202See, changelings don't need to change to be adorable.
>>14165222>>14165228
>>14165228>>14165222>>14165232
>>14165250butt fuck?
>>14165095You can just not select it yknow.
>>14165222>>14165228>>14165232It's a concentrated shitposting effort.
>>14165208Yeah. Quality is decent, but fuck it scared the shit out of me and my friend
>>14165264>>14165272You can stop now
>>14165272>>14165264
>>14165217No, the show is god. Anything faust didn't personally start is jusy brony shit!Praise be to faust. The lauren protects.
>>14165282How does it work?
>>14165264>>14165272It was cute, but now it's not.
You know what the best thing about fucking ponies would be?No more condoms
>>14165273Hardly
>>14165102Fuck it man, I like the way they feed, untill they show them doing something else in the show, Ill call it cannon.
>>14165321And then pony becomes sterile for life after losing her vagina because "benign" organisms in your semen turned out to be infectious and ate her entire reproductive tractNow she can never fuck again
>>14165322CEASE YOUR ATTEMPTS AND DISGUISING THE TRUTH
>>14165334It is canon, just like how ponk is aware of her weight problem.
pony says it's good for you
pony says it's bad for you
>>14165351She can still have sex anon, she just can't have children.This is pony's fault for not running tests on my semen first.
One. Month.
>>14165374Pony is a stoner, pony needs to ease up on the dope.
>>14165321Also they have pretty amazing looking vaginas
>>14165366God that outfit is cute.Price is the best thing since sliced ponies
Something smells in here...
I want to do a themed Pokemon run as DerpyAny pokemon ideas?
>>14165409only squirtlesonly use bubble attack
>>14165400
>>14165366This dress needs more artlove
>>14165384>This is pony's fault for not running tests on my semen first.Wow Twilight is a slut
>>14165366I love how ponies wear dresses that would show off a lot of cleavage if they had breasts.
>>14165426No anon, none of the ponies are sluts.
>>14165420Fuuuuck. I just wish ponies were this expressive in the show. It would make everything so much better.Honestly, in my entire years of reading comic books I never thought I would gush over some guy that does MLP comics.
>>14165441We've been over this, all ponies are sluts.
>>14165361no
>>14165409A team of shuckle, male combee, smeargle, luvdisc, magikarp (holding everstone) and one of the elemental monkeys.
>>14165400His obsession with adding references to everything he draws for the comic aside, his art is damn great.
>>14165426She's not a slut.Anon was the first and only person she's ever slept with. He made her let her guard down when he mentioned how great sex would be for her research
>>14165321And then Anonymous proceeded to father dozens of children across Equestria, claiming it couldn't have been him each time.
>>14165472For a second I thought Dilbert was standing behind her
>>14165464You must have misunderstood, because we came to the conclusion that none of the ponies are sluts.
>>14165409these are greatI did one as pinkie with:an evolved Sandile named gummyPikachu named Pinochle Politoad named PezPinsir named Pop RockPigeot named Pay DayPangoro named I it from a trade
Hi.
>>14165527draw
http://strawpoll.me/592412
>>14165528Pinkie is a total slav for harmonica.
>tfw you will never have fun in the color pink
>>14165527
>>14165532Okay.
Any idea when the new comics will come out?
>>14165422Lots of dresses need more art love.
>>14165557Thank you.
pony just lubed up their hoof
Your favorite pony is magically turned into a human. The catch, however, is that they're well below the age of consent, even though they retain their memories and personality.Would you last the jailbait wait, or become a criminal to be with your waifu/favorite pony?
>>14165528@whoazais there a source for this cute pink?
>>14165504>sandile>not feraligatrwhy?
>>14165603The comic.
>>14165561Looks like both the Equestria Girl Annual 2013 and My Little Pony #12 come out the 30th.
>>14165599Can't I just wait for them?
>>14165597Pony is going to slip and fall if she isn't careful.
>>14165599fuck her.
>>14165599ponka wouldn't love me neway.I hope she enjoys being the class bike in high school. I know I would.
>>14165561>need an intelligence level of 15>sells sorceries of INT16-20Fuck you too Logan, Pyromancer stronk
>>14165621I'm playing x nignog
>>14165633Oh she is going to slip into something alright.
>>14165561http://www.comiclist.com/index.php
>>14165366>get to Equestria>comment on how much you like Pink's big butt (you cannot lie)>she gets upset and starts cryingOh no
>>14165599Little human children aren't sexy.
>>14165648Is pony trying to commit insurance fraud?
>>14165599I don't think there are any laws pertaining to magical horses turned human and the sexing of them, regardless of apparent age.
>>14165597I'm all set to go, too>Set pony on clean solid floor>Push them so they skate along
>>14165599Well, I doubt Fluttershy would do anything that would endanger any of us, so yeah I'd wait.
WHAT DOES THE PONY SAY?
hello i am pinkie pie
>>14165599I don't want my pony to be a human, it would take her away from her friends.
>>14165673pony says they hope you have health insurance
>>14165656They'd try, though.
What if pony in heat
>>14165698Hello, what's up?
>>14165719sure I like noncanon ponies
>>14165539I'm glad we can at least agree on one thing.
>>14165728parties
>>14165719Turn on the AC.
>>14165599My favorite pony is aready underagedand was never for sexual
>>14165717God damn it fuck you I haven't masturbated to "real" loli in like 2 months.
>>14165737What kind of party?
>>14165735cute
>>14165735HIP CHECKcute pank
>>14165719Then take them out of the oven!
>>14165719Then pony should go outside, it's freezing out.
>>14165760ones that you aren't invited you because you're not a pony
combine the words pony and slut, I'm there. okay, so I want to make rarity look like a German porn star.
>>14165637>not giving yourself to the faith.>pyromancers>uncultured plebs living in the swamps.>>14165626thanks>>14165717lewd
>>14165782#UNCALLED FOR
Pony wants to see how many times you can cum in one day
>>14165801Those hands are creepyAnd she'd constantly want to be touching you with themJust rubbing them on your face like a blind guyPushing on your lips and shit
>>14165806I'm not in the mood.
>>14165599Age of consent based on where? How far below exactly?
>>14165801I can't decide what to call it so I'll just settle with creepdorable
>>14165747Any reason why?
>>14165717I love this.
>>14165835>>14165827
>>14165797>cleric buttmad he can't handle a swamphand axe best weapon, maces need not apply
>>14165834Average, I guess. So they'd be somewhere around 11~12. Or younger.
>>14165871That's kinda cute.
>>14165806If it is not for science then I wont indulge
Would you rather a well hung stallion or a plump lipped mare?
pony sleepovers
>>14165599The age of consent in which country? Federal or state? National or provincial/principal? What?>>14165871Shit, time to move to mexico
>>14165912Why was the stallion hung?Did he kill someone?
>>14165912Why did the mare get botoxShe's nice the way she is naturally
>>14165914that's adorbs.also coed sleepover is hot.
>>14165735Hnnggg
>>14165912yes
>>14165914why is batpone such a dork?
>>14165914>you'll never be the little colt>you'll never have a sleepover with a batpony filly>she'll never keep you up with scary stories that scare you so much you can't sleep
You can either snuggle Pinkie PieOr you can cuddle Pinkie Pie
>>14165991The same reason gaymer luna and buttons mom
>>14165997Pinkie Pie should invite her friends.
>>14165993I'm a little colt and my parents told me I can't be friends with batponies
>>14165991you're a dork
>>14165997uhuhthere's a difference?
>>14165914Cutest pair.
>>14166014But can you be friends with humans?
My headcanon for Octavia is that she's Joanna Newsom.
>>14166027>virgin detected
>>14166014your parents are racist
>>14165984Oh my, that is certainly lewd.But I have a feeling that's just getting started for you, anon.
I just read that MMC is being considered as part 1 of 3, does anyone have a writer's source?
>>14166057anon do you expect me to google that
guysyou guysi can'tit's oct 23
>>14166080meghan tweet
>>14166032it makes me jealous
>>14166014yo das racis
>>14166096Freeze yourself for a month.
>>14166080Meghan or someone said it on Twitter months ago.I'm not going to dig it up.
>>14166086no, I expect you to know one of the most important artists in folk in the last 20 years.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcuotbNjGBs
>>14166096What are you talking about? It's Feburary the 24th and S3 just finished last week. I hope this hiatus isn't too long and we get S4 soon.
>>14166111DON'T BE MEAN TO BATPONIES!
>>14166080>>14166102>>14166123To elaborate, Meghan says that she considers Twilight's coronation to be a three-part story, and we only got to see the first with MMC.It's not literally a three-part episode, though.
>>14166105Anon, you're some weird, freakish bald ape. Pony is only fit for pony.
>>14166032Are they best friends or couples?
>>14166150Pony loves human AND pony.But those ponies love each other the most.
>>14166096>1 month away from new pony>1 month away from new console generation>mfw
>>14166163EqP ships them so I have to assume they're a couple
I'VE BEEN DREAMING I'VE BEEN WAITING
>>14166143I forget, was it actually Feb 24, 2012 that we last had pone?
>>14166139I'm sorry but what the fuckIt's a harp and what sounds like a little girl
>>14166175every time i see this video i start giggling, but that face always makes me lose my shit so badly.
>>14166058why is mlpg so mean?
>>14166148Why not? They're outlanders
>>14166198I think it was June 1957.
>>14165863>dem proportions
>>14166198Close, wiki says February 16th.
>>14166197TO CUM IN THOSE GREAT PONIES
>>14166163I dunno, they seem to be pretty close and touchy in all their art.The batpone more specifically, anyways.
>>14165654>ponk a few days later in the human world
>>14166218If you be mean to her again I'll make you an outlander!
>>14166227I remember taking my pony figure to 'nam.
>>14166230>8 months 6 days 13 hours 37 minutes
>>14166246Equestria prevails(the creator) ship them.
>>14166218
>>14166175>giving a shit about new consoles
>>14166250Pinkie only works well as a ponyas a human she would be a disgusting blob monster that posts memes and loves attention
>>14166174Anon, it's time to be realistic. I'm sorry, but pone will never like you.
Willing to do a quick fic by whoever posts the best request. Hurry yourselves up .
>>14166246I know the Bat Pony likes the guy a lot, but what does he see in her?
>>14166250SHE GOT PREGNANT ALREADY?
>>14166276I liked em before their creator gave them personalities...
>>14166283Discord, we do actually watch the show, you know. Even you can't rewrite canon.
>>14166302Apples appleing apples
>>14166302Octavia cum inflation
>>14166206her voice is hard to get used to, but her songwriting and lyrics is incredible and she's not bad with the harp either.
>>14166307Yes.with a food baby.
>>14166280I personally only like the wii uI think I'm getting old
>>14166302DASH PREPARING SCOOTS FOR A DATE
>>14166274>by the time the show is back it'll be over 9 monthsIt really doesn't feel as long as it is for some reason. Guess the comics and EqG drama really did help it by this time.
>>14166302Anonymous writing pony fanfiction.Pony is bothering him about it.
>>14166281>>14166281holy shit you just described everyone hereAlso everyone loves attention anon, you just haven't admitted it yet
GUYSTHE SHOW HAD TO HAVE A 9 MONTH HIATUS SO THAT CADENCE COULD GO THROUGH THE PREGNANCY AND SKYLA COULD BECOME THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE CMC
>>14166250unfI should not unf but I am
>>14166366sure but the difference is most people are more subtle about itshe would not be
>>14166302What kind of fic?Should I ask for something cute or horribly depraved?
>>14166280We've been in this generation for far too long. I think its worth celebrating finally leaving this shit behind.
>>14166375>9 months later.>The CMC still has no cutie mark.
>>14166336I guess I'll do this one. Give me a few.
hybrid bat
>>14166395Do you even PC
>>14166395but sponge I NEED more cute pinkie pie
>>14166375>horses have an 11 month gestation period>Cadance is just following the CMC around and insisting they talk to her tummy
>>14166280I don't really careThe only games I play are old styled FPSes and I suck at them, and the other games I'm even interested in run pretty much every operating system or current handhelds.
>>14166433Most of it's "AAA" content is still based off console ports. Now that the consoles are better, the PC ports will be too.
>>14166303She was just an irritating nuisance at first, always bothering him and ruining the professional environment.But she grew on him and he came to like her.
>>14166456ewI bet you only play instagib CTF on Face II
>>14166411
beb
does anyone have this image with the sexy text all around it?
you're there in ponyvillein your specially large bedit's the middle of the nightand you just woke up realizingit's quietreally quietthere are no lights oneven the bugs are asleepeverything is stillall you can hear is your own heartbeat and the sound of the pony softly breathing in bed next to you
POWER PONIES AHAHAHA
>>14166518boob
Chestvaginas
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>>14166046They said those don't exist
>>14166529That pony is going to make so much tentacle porn.SO MUCH!
aw yiss>>14166486>teeth gapholy shit I never noticed that before
>>14166478>caring about aaa titles>not exclusively playing indie horror games that involve randomly generated mazes
>>14166481>>14166486So wait, those two fuck and have a kid?I thought they were just friends.
>>14166558She's her father's daughter, always getting into scuffles and scrapes.That tooth is just another in a long line of "casualties" that are laid to rest by the "Tooth Sprite."
>>14166562>not playing dungeon crawlersIt's been a long time since I played DCSS
the only reason i care about new consoles is the fanboy insanity that comes with itit makes for the most entertaining sight
meow
>>14166581You were wrong.
>>14166562I only care about new fighting games.
>>14166338>babies have been conceived and born in the spanse of this hiatus.
>>14166397That is a very fast growing Filly if you ask me? How old are they and Skyla's gap etc etc?>>14166549Really now?
>>14166607There are no new fighting games
>>14166622>Guilty Gear Xrd
>>14166548what?
>>14166622GGXrd and Killer Instinct and Smash so far.
>>14166640>>14166666>implying guilty gear isn't dead>implying the anime scene won't just abandon it when a new game comes out>killer instinctkek
>>14166663They look like trip passwords to me?
>>14166548What am I looking at?
>>14166325>playing at what is presumably the biggest event of the year>part of a small group doing instrumentals>no vocal equipment anywhere>being "not bad" at your instrument and thinking you can play for the PrincessNahhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OKPUausH64More like this
>>14166680>Arcana Hearts 3 expansion
>>14166548testing somethingI sure hope >>14166686is wrong
>>14166686no, a trip pass looks like #*&8&Mi0)(they might be game codes, or something
What from the comic would you most like to see show up in the show?Could be references to events in them, characters, places, ect.I'd love to see these things come back somehow to help or as a background reference.
>>14166686>>14166690They're definitely image hashes, but to what I don't know
>>14166708>that fox
>>14166640I swear to fucking God, they better have Zappa in there. I will drop it and shit in every thread about it if Xrd doesn't.
>>14166680If there's a new GG coming out, it's pretty safe to assume it's not dead. Plus GG has always been one of the most popular and mainstream "anime" fighters, so the chance of it being big are very likely
>>14166139>I expect you to know one of the most important artists in folk in the last 20 yearsThat's not Sean Bonnette
>>14166525And then I wake up for real?
>>14166705Arcana Heart has always been dead and it will continue to be
*thump*
>>14166730>>14166722
>>14166724Gelding Grotto.Even if it's just a namedrop 'oh I got magic material X from gelding grotto' It'd be enough.I just can't stop finding it amusing.
>>14166724I wish I could enjoy things without being worried about canon.The warp has overtaken me
>>14166736I don't think he ever got cured in his true ending, so he's bound to be playable. >not caring about Faust>the most important character
>>14166663>>14166690md5 filters
>>14166742full edge. I like AJJ a lot. I've got a signed copy of Knife Man. But Joanna is a much, much better writer and singer.Different genres, though, so comparing them is stupid.
Pony is the hand of God.
>>14166733It looks so wise
>>14166740Yeah, like 3rd Strike Online was such a big hit, right? The only people who will play it are the people currently still playing #Reload.
>>14166748You said there were no new fighters now how large or active the playerbase is going to be.
>>14166724References to nightmare rarity. Honestly I'd like to see rarity have a new ability as a result as her experience.
>>14166755It would be worth it for the reaction alone. I'd imagine people who haven't read the comics would be shocked by that being said on the show.
>>14166123I will however.https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/302576012804366336
>>14166795It's part of her own personal path to alicornhood.
>>14166787port =/= new game, dipshit.
>>14166765What for? Bat ponies? If they are I'm pretty sure he's the only person who cares that much>>14166790no, I didn't, stop confusing me with other anons
>>14166787>Yeah, like 3rd Strike Online was such a big hit, right?People are STILL playing 3rd strike online. It's the only game where I don't have to wait 10 minutes to find a game.
>>14166795What kind of new ability would she get from that?
>>14166724I think the hippie ponies would begood
>>14166797Wow it's so moving. I'm tearing up
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FSJd93TRv-AFLu_e_9kNW_gCER_E9L-Tp-GS-BoWIxQ/edit?usp=sharinghere is my quick fic, Scootaloo's big fate! Please provide feedback. I am an aspiring writer
>>14166724>what from the comic would you most like to see show up in the showoh, nothing major
>>14166800It'd be more of a bonus for people with horse knowledge.
>>14166821ya okwait and see what happens with your precious guilty
>>14166797where
>>14166810She means Twilight's going to lose her wings, right?We're not going to have a season of alicorn Twilight, are we?
>>14166810>mktoonIf my face contorts any further I'll need photoshop to unswirl it
>>14166832I hope you aren't expecting anything other than sexual replies.
>>14166839I'd love to see more spunky, shirt wearing princesses in the show.Are any artists about?I'd love to see Celestia wearing a 'blame fate' shirt.
>>14166851dude the power ponies episode takes place after the season opener and she still has wingstwilight is never not going to be an alicorn you dimwit
>>14166851retard.
>>14166838this isn't funny
>>14166838jesus is this you
>>14166876She already was not an alicorn you doltFor most of three whole seasonsI mean jeez
>>14166840I'm sure those that didn't know would get it explained to them on their fansite of choice eventually.
>>14166879>>14166876STOP KILLING MY DREAMS!
>>14166894It might be
>>14166832I would say something related to illusions.>>14166833Love to see this too
>>14166896>implying she wasn't an alicorn from birth
>>14166838>Scootaloo's bit fateWill you ever stop beefing it?
What's it like to be a pony and also in love?
Pony has pony rage issues.
>>14166922Scootaloo's cheek looks ridiculously massive.
>>14166912I'd say she already has some of that based on the 2nd show she put on in Suited for Success.
>>14166922I dunno.But they look happy.
>>14166721Nah it's just the image md5s for bat pony imageswhat an autist
>>14166933and sweetie's head looks long
pony got brain damage from texting and driving
ah...Ah...AAA-pples
>>14166922It would be bad. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
>>14166922Happy
>>14166952that's really sad actuallyat least he's taking the "filter what you don't like" to heart
>>14166983I suppose, I'd rather have somebody filter what they dont like than bitch about it every time it gets brought up, so I shouldnt really complain
>>14166951Little pony love is purest love
Pony likes your flank
>>14166938I was going to say that but perhaps maybe more powerful Illusions. Though I don't think that's a power she would want for herself. Spike was trapped pretty deep in the illusion until he snapped out of it. Maybe the ability to turn into smoke like luna?
pony is admiring your butt
>>14166955Nah, i'm pretty sure pone has always been like that.
>>14167004>>14167008pony should keep her lecherous eyes to herself.
Pony is eyeing your cock
Pony has a first person fetish.
I've been taking a lot of steps to get over my depression. I even got a new hobby outside of vidya and comics. I've been in a better mood for a while now, but I still find myself to be incredibly emotional. Right now I'm on the verge of crying over something really, really small and is absolutely nothing worth crying overCan someone post a really happy pony?
>>14166763>Faust userFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUI just lost my winning streak from a Faust ;_;
>>14167004>>14167008Stop that, my rear is not even sexy
>>14167007I doubt she'd like turning into tacky black smoke. Maybe something more good like white dust or sparkles would work.
>Season 5 makes everything in Equestria steampunk, and a random pony from the toy line guest stars in each episode.
>>14166996Kiddy love is cutest love.
>fighting games
>>14167067>a random pony from the toy line guest stars in each episodeI would honestly love this. It'd be a great way to introduce new characters and promote their toys.It could also be a really nice excuse to get the ponies out of ponyville to other parts of Equestria instead of just the same three places we'ves seen a billion times.
>>14167067>[Random celebrity] appears>Everyone goes apeshit at their presence>They fix the episode problem with CELEBRITY MAGIC>Laugh tracks
Does pony Sandcastle builder?
>>14167052I wish you well and hope that a brighter tomorrow starts today for you
>>14167052
>>14167111fuck off faceless
>>14167088Fighting games are only good when your friends are bored and you whip out MK9 because nobody in the room is Korean
>>14167067Are we talking proper steam punk or the "goggles n' gears" shit?if the later, boooooIf the former, awesome
>>14167052just cry anon, you will feel better afterwards
Is my QT little princess going to be in the season premiere? I sure hope so! I am so excite
>>14167126or you have a local competitive scene where you go to a bar and play sets and have a drink or two
what if armor faggot is quentin
>>14167053Faust 2stronk
>>14167008I am admiring pony's butt.
>>14167117since when have I been relevant lately?
>>14167145I wishmust be nice living in a modern town
Last fighting game I played that I liked was Bloody Roar
>>14167175hahahaha I wish I was in a modern townthis place is shite
>>14167174fuck off
>>14167145Getting competitive about any sort of game is just not that fun
Is this your first fandom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ilSJbQm2a8Are you going to get a pony monument if you die?
>>14167088>dissing fightan gameswat, r u pleb? r casul?
>>14167192my town is even shittierthe only place to go after dark around here is a night club that's between a health foods shop and a shitty gym
>>14167140I don't really like crying. It just seems like something I'm not supposed to doAnd I really don't think I should be crying over something like this
>>14167226It's different for everyone, but I cry like a sap over the simplest emotional manipulations and it still feels nice.
>>14167226Chin up. Don't bet on sinking ships cause they'll turn your chips to trash.
>>14167210I guess you could say Spore was, but I'm way more involved with this then I was that.
>>14167191>Bloody RoarHoly shit. We're on a time machine now.
>>14167210does the furry fandom countI've been a part of that since my very first computer
>>14167140if you cry at little things, you'll just find it easier to cry at other little things.Same for getting upset, anon.
>>14167226Could be worse, I cry over video games sometimes.>>14167270My friends hated me because I was the only one who knew how to do that easy as hell 17 hit combo with Long
>>14167144>you will never gobble Pip's plump pony princess penis
>>14167226You might be feeling bad because you're holding it back. Just don't worry about it and let it go and you may end up feeling a lot better
>>14167062Seems too Gaudy for rarity but then again
>>14167210Maybe. I don't really know.
>>14167289see>>14167279
>>14167226You're not supposed to be a homosexual but people do it anywayAnd besides it's not that you want to cry over a stupid thing but that you want any reason to cryYou are going to cry eventually regardless of the reason, so just get it over with and let go into the sobbing mess your subconscious wants you to be
>>14167052I'm pretty emotional myself. Working out can help a lot. I still sort of struggle with it though.
>>14167211Yes.And it will be of Celestia rubbing her massive futa cock and spraying forever a fount of cement horse semen onto my name plate.
>>14166708Man, that takes me back.
>>14167279see>>14167316
>>14167310It's ok to have emotions
>>14167077>"Look at this one baby, tweeelve inches!"
>>14167342this>>14166708reminds me of lemon
>>14167351No it is not. Only emo losers and women have them.
>>14167316>I don't want to wallow in filth but I have the urge to wallow in filth>dude just fuck it, wallow in filth it's what you want to do!
>>14167052just get angry instead
>>14167334I wish I was rich enough to do this
>>14167365AA's been around longer
>>14167362I fucking love RDP
>>14167347Oh, sure. I'm just saying, it's just like getting really really angry at something: it's always habit forming.>>14167351Of course it is. I just prefer to control them a bit.I'm rather emotional myself sometimes.>>14167376That's unfair. Emotions aren't filth, they can be helpful sometimes.
>>14167376>not letting out your inner pigIts like you dont even like going HAM
Why aren't you hyped for super mario 3d world
>>14167376Never, EVER do what you want to do. That's selfish and irresponsible.
>>14167420because my cat died and I am still trying to deal with not waking up to him cuddling my legs
>>14167399>I just prefer to control them a bit.I've found that the more I've let it out in the past, the easier it is for me to deal with them later and have them not effect me as much
>>14167391>Don't tell anyone about it.>The moment your heart stops a signal is sent to the sculptors.>They show up just as the funeral is ending and some of the people are leaving.>They watch as the crane lowers the monument into place and they drive away.
>>14167247>>14167250>>14167289>>14167316Thank you all for the really kind post. I don't know if I can just let go and cry because of this weird way I see crying, but still, thank you.I am really glad I do get to talk to people like you on a daily basis.
>>14167376Fuck I wish I could just wallow in filthSo much shit to do, and I want is to sit here and pony with you fucks.
>>14167472>So much shit to do, and I want is to sit here and pony with you fucks.god damn that feel.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>14167342you do a new pic with the colt deermaybe him grown up or something
>>14167501Damn it pony, I keep telling you its the purple oneGo get her and I'll let you share maybe
GUYS DON'T UNF
>>14167446I find that surprising, considering there's supposed to be research out there suggesting the opposite. But, frankly, that's just some paper somewhere in a link I won't bother finding. Whatever works for you, works, eh? I sure as hell don't understand brains.
>>14167506>The faun gets his first set of antlers.>Then the velvet starts to itch.
>>14167448I wonder if something like that would leave a mark on history or a wiki page
>>14167501Rainbow Dash is love, Rainbow Dash is life.
>>14167526I never do, anon.
>>14167501No you aren't.
>>14167226why would you edit a still from the show
>haven't had anything to do with this fandom in months>some creepy obsessive fuck tries to start shit over something that happened a year and a half agoyou fuckers are weird, man. I've got to assume whoever it is will be reading this post.What the fuck is the deal, man?
>>14167501Of course
>>14167501>tfw no more RDP
>>14167342"Ooh, what are you doing? Hey, is this like a spell? My friend Twilight knows all kinds of spells! Have you met Twilight? She's a princess! Do you have princesses? Ours are superrific! Say, your dog's kind of quiet. Is he tired? Did you two just run all the way here? It sure was a long way up! Wow, will you listen to the echos here? Oh, but I won't yell, everybody knows that if you yell you'll cause avalanches, and I'm wouldn't want anything to happen to this neat place! You know, I really like your outfit, those colors look great on you! You think I could wear something like that? It'd probably have to be a bit different, though, or Rarity would say it doesn't suit me at all. Oh, silly me, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Pinkie Pie, and you're--what IS your name?"
>>14167578>Didn't draw hipster glasses too.
>>14167602why?
>>14167602Such a retarded claim by Youtube.
>>14167501
>>14167556Dash is very much love.
>>14167506forgot muh pic
>>14167501Tubby Wubby Pony Waifu
>>14167650No, get off me you dumb horse.
>>14167602Huh? What's all this about?>>14167630Oh no...
What would ponies find in our culture that's oddly named or weird to them?
http://challonge.com/poneisfightAfter three rounds:1st - Rarity (101 out of 171)2nd - Pinkie Pie (99 out of 162)3rd - Twilight Sparkle (90 out of 179)4th - Applejack (70 out of 156)5th - Rainbow Dash (70 out of 158)6th - Fluttershy (61 out of 156)Next round:Applejack (4th) vs Twilight Sparkle (3rd)> Things heat up as the middle-ranked ponies duke it out!Fluttershy (6th) vs Rarity (1st)> Will the last-ranked animal caretaker be able to pull an upset over the now-top tailor?Rainbow Dash (5th) vs Pinkie Pie (2nd)> Who is going to prove that they are the better prankster?Polls will open this Saturday. Tell your friends!
>>14167679>Oh no...They smoked his ad revenue too, told him if he every broke the "rules" again he was banzo.
>>14167650;_;
>>14167470goddamn cry virginonce you do it once, it won't seem wheird
>>14167650>on you>not in you
>>14167704Raraty is best horse
>>14167677Well fuck your shit, I'll take her.
PRANKSTERPINKIE PIEEPRAAAAAANKSTER
>>14167679>>14167706Huh? I thought it was just quitting because both the animator and voice actor had a case of Real Life.
>>14167602>tfw no more RDPA new one was released yesterday. You're welcomehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMcA6NvJXmk
>>14167706Can't he just claim parody, or host stuff of nis own site?This doesn't mean the latest vid is down, right? I hadn't gotten around to watching it.
>>14167602what is RDP?
>>14167706Yep.It's a shame he can't make any more RDP videos like this classic.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMcA6NvJXmkSuch a shame!Such a classic!
>>14167650>you're soft>mfw I'm a bony little fuckI'm the opposite of soft.
>>14167704>that pichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzPguWx7e40
>>14167501no you're not.
>>14167700That is the funniest picture I've seen in a long time. Thank you.
>>14167729WHAT A STORY MARK
>>14167620>>14167630>>14167679They're moving on.Greg is getting married and the guy that does the art is working on another project. They won't make pony videos anymore after the Equestria Primates movies.>>14167733That's the last one.
Markerita has a big ol' butt.
>>14167743this vid was stupid just like the concept of pinkie pie getting diabeetus in a magical land of ponies
>>14167765There's more here>>>/ck/4887360
>>14167769>That's the last one.>"That said, for our finale series, we're planning on giving each character their own episode where they'll serve as the main character. Hopefully we'll get a chance to go down some missed avenues, all the while skewering some of the major hilarities of Equestria Girls."Read the description retard, there's more coming
>>14167792...You do realize he takes that shitty fanfiction and used it to make that video to make fun of it, right?
>>14167754>ponykart is kill
>>14167787She takes after her mother.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>14167800>blast off! 3-2-1, it's DIRT ROCKETSHoly shit, I think I'm legitimately going to pass out.
>>14167848Goodnight, whore horse.
>>14167848
>>14167842Huh. I wonder who would be the mother these girls?
>>14167704MLPG has such shit taste.
>>14167919I'm sorry your favorite pony is losing.
OH GOD PONY IS GOING TO DO IT FOR REALS!PANIC!
Markerita is such a dumb name.
>>14167704>RD vs PankOh god, I can't decide.
>>14167906>Sisterly.
I drew hips so horribly.
>>14167704>my top three are the same as those top threeThey got the order wrong, but otherwise bretty gud
>>14167740Rainbow Dash Presents. A series of fanfic interpretations along with cute drawings and voices mostly done by one guy. The second-to-last one was released recently.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMcA6NvJXmk
https://derpibooru.org/396941?scope=scpe7ed66a04bebe16021a99632a1f17246774e977e7Lyra does things to my dick like no other mare
>>14167948Who's that?
>>14167948That's what I said since the beginning
>>14167919No kidding>Applejack>anywhere but 6th (except for maybe 7th)
>>14167948I like it.
>>14167823yes
DONT SAMEFAG200 BIT PENALTY
>>14167948Well, what the fuck do you want to call here?Marker Horse?
>>14167948it cute
>>14167977Mewball do your homework
>>14167995>mad dashfagslel
>>14167968MehAs hips it isn't bad, I guess. Nothing special. I like the crotch area.Still don't like that OC though
>>14168008DON'T BOOP
>>14167813It even says it's the last RDP in the end credits.
>>14168011Just call her Marker.Calling her Markerita is like tagging a pony with a human-esque name. It's just so weird.
>>14167968It's good enough imo
>>14167787big butts are nice butts
>>14168029>It even says it's the last RDP in the end credits....Did you read what he posted?Other characters are going to be the main characters.So, Twilight Presents, etc.Or the fucked up Celestia Presents.
>>14168050You mean like Diane and Joe, two pony names?
>>14168050>Just call her Marker.It's how I tag her.Besides, only one of those three gets the ridiculous name.
>>14167968
http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-School-or-Workplace-ShootingZIG ZAG
>>14168076Yes.
>>14168050Marker is a character too it seems, so I think it's safest to just call her Marker Pony.>>14168085I thought she was Junior?
>>14168050But this is Marker.>>14164746
>>14168050Markereta is a joke on this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck
>>14168022>>14168056Maybe it's the horrible proportions between her upper and lower torso. Thoughts?
>>14168096>ZIG ZAGIts been so longBut I still thought of a furry skunk anthro
>>14168120I thought of her too right after posting ittime for skunk hips
You can either let Pinkie Pie dress in one of your shirts and snuggle youOr you can have your toes cut off
>>14168096Yes?
>>14168096>Decide if you should run, hide, or fight.>fightTHIS SHOULD NEVER BE AN OPTION UNLESS YOU HAVE YOUR OWN GUN
>>14166482>Being able to get kills in anything but instagibI envy you
>>14168153I choose the third option.
>>14168153Will I receive any sort of anesthesia or pain meds if I choose either of these options?
>>14168105>JuniorNow that is a dumb name.
>>14168153I already know what shirt
>>14168096
>>14168158or if faced with death
https://derpibooru.org/453982TRIGGER WARNING: ANTHRO
>>14168119They're definitely offbut I don't know if that's really what's wrong with it. I like disproportionately large hips.The way the curve of her body works might be a little off though.
how do I pause mlpg
>>14168153>tfw ponies will never be able to do this>tfw it's because they aren't real
>>14168174>puppet toolno thanks
>new 3DS colors announced>/v/ spins this as being badI seriously need to leave that place.
>>14167948>>14168050All I was ever doing when I dreamed that up was making a pun on a margarita.>>14168114The thought of that had never crossed my mind.
>>14168177I see what you mean. I can correct that the next time I draw.What to draw, though?
>>14168181Stop time, or break 4chan and the sub at the same time.
>>14168158if you can jump him you have a chance.guns are shit for close quarters. punch him upside the nose and you run the risk of killing him or disabling him for life with bone fragments in his brain
>>14168189>>14168153>tfw Rarity will never do the Risky Business dance for you
>>14168101that looks fun as fuck
>>14168201>you will never be Mr. Poobina
>>14168173>>14168210DO NOT ENGAGE A PERSON WITH A GUN EVER
>>14168158We had to go through this shit at work.Yes, fight is an option but only if you have no other choice.Dude decked the shooter with a fucking fire extinguisher!
>>14168169NoAnd the cutting tool is a spoon thats been broken so its kinda jagged. If you want, you may bite on your own tongue
>>14168101We need to do this at MLPG con
>>14168222man when did ponk get so lewd
>>14168232unless they're about to kill you
>>14168222how come nobody can draw blush right?
>>14168230do husbands take their wives names in equestria?was it in fact carrot cake that had to change his when he married cup?
>>14168096The only way to avoid a school or workplace shooting is to not live in America.
>>14168250I"m not holding hands with you faggots!I'm not a gaymo!
>>14168232JOKE SON THEM, I DON'T BELIEVE IN GUNS!
>>14168232>caring if you live or dieit won't make your family feel as shitty as they would if you committed normal suicide. you'll be a hero, not a depressed socially inept subhuman that never had a chance at lifeif there's ever a shooting near me i'm rushing into it. the closer i get before dying, the better.
>>14168267>not a gaymoWhooo boy do I got some news for you about MLPG...
>>14168266>The only way to avoid a school or workplace shooting is to not live in America.great. I'll move to another country get bombed instead
>>14168222Source?
>>14168274Just make sure you die in a pose that does not allow you to fit in a casket.Balls deep in the shooter.
>>14168232Why not? If I have a good chance to kill the slaughtering fuck then why not?
>>14168202People are talking about marker pony right now. That would be topical, and I'm biased to thinking she's a better oc.Or you could draw Rarity as a dragon. Dragon hips are always good.
>>14168263I will divert to my idea that pony names are oddly prophetic in their nature. >Meet a girl with a name that rhymes or is similar to yours>wedding bells in the background
Derpy is trying to deliver the mail.She finds herself on your bed, though.
>>14168232They're talking about a situation in which you are unable to escape and hiding is no longer an option. The only left for you to do is try and take him out or be shot while in your hiding place.
WOH
>>14168288>every other civilized country with prolific weapons>only common gun crime is suicide>america>mass shootings everywhereWhat the fuck is wrong with america
>>14168307Why?Is she a mail order bride?
>>14168307Is she going to fire me again?
>>14168306so... why wasn't twilight velvet the princess of magic then? see twilight comes between celestia and luna so she should have been it
>>14168325>What the fuck is wrong with americaGot rid of Asylums.
>>14168325black people
>>14168307I JUST FUCKING FIXED MY ROOF FROM LAST TIME DERPYBut I cant stay mad at her...
>>14168325They don't have enough ponies
>>14168340Australia doesn't have asylums.
>>14168337Maybe Velvet isn't sparkly enough to be magic.
>>14168325you touch yourself at night
>>14168353They also don't let you look at porn under a b cup.
>>14168325Americans are certified crazyAmerica created bronies. Most bronies are americans or fans of american culture.
>>14168353Why would you build asylums in an asylum?
>>14168353it just has mass stabbings instead right
>>14168172
>>14168366Most people are fans of American culture
>>14168357but velvet will shimmer and sunset shimmer would have been a princess if she didnt go to equestria girls
>>14168254>>14168311I learned you should always go down like a bitch in these situations
>>14168325You have a terribly radicalized rigid class structure.
What are they doing?
>>14168353That's because it is a prison colony
>>14168399Pretending to be turkeys?
pony slipped roofies into your drink
>>14168380>you will never pump a break-away shotgun
>Hurr America is full of gun nuts!You don't understand. America is just, creating a new link in evolution for the human race. A new branch on the tree. Soon, they will breed out the weaker, more bullet susceptible and in a few generations Americans...Will be BULLET PROOF!
>>14168380The thing to know about Fluttershy is that since she owns a bunny, she has a hare trigger!
>>14168411>Fluttershy>pretending to be turkeyWith that motion? I think not.
>>14168380>cocking a double barreled shotgun
>>14168390>Just lay down and let him shoot you point blank because Allah!
>>14168413Pinkie is not a smart pony. That sugar.
>>14168428>implying she's not pretending to drown while looking at the sky during a rain
>>14168413>Roofies?>I call em Floories!
>>14168431
>lets hate on america because that's what all the cool kids do
>>14168418SPESS MEHREENS
Do you think fem-Shiny would like Wavves?I want to get really high with her and listen to King of the Beach and Afraid of Heights with her.I don't want to have sex with her or anything, but fooling around is always on the table. I just want to relax with her and listen to music.
>>14168431no on cares /k/
>>14168462She's a fa/tg/uy (a ca/tg/irl in this case) now
>>14168462fem-Shiny as a cute tabletop nerd and /mu/tant would be top boner
>>14168452Not even a /k/ fag but FUCK YOU
>>14168462What if the local beach stud pushes you out of the way, Anon?
>>14168459The people that hate america are americans that are mad because they have better lives than most of their countrymen>Inequality in america is awful!>-sent from a $200,000 house in the suburbs with a $60/month internet connection
>>14168466every time the image gets posted, I have seen a minumum of 5 replies calling it out on just that
>>14168452hue
>>14168479dat fursuit trigger discipline based /k/
How long will unsealed pony last if I refrigerate it?
>>14168490>$60/month internet connection>that is worse than most $20 in other countriesGod I hate ISPs in murica.
>>14168479dat trigger discipline
>>14168462>>14168476>>14168480you know since poindexter wrote i love pretty pink mares does that mean that he is a /mu/tant?
>>14168413>>14168438>"Now drink this, yes."
>>14168490I've said it once and I'll say it againNo one hates America more then other Americans
>>14168504Fursuits are a bad idea. It makes people care less if they shoot you and reduces your mobility to absolutely no advantageUnless those have body armor built into them, in which case how the fuck do they even move
>>14168490>The people that hate america are americans that are mad because they have better lives than most of their countrymen>tfw Americans hate the "1%">The American middle class, is the top "1%" of the rest of the worlds income.>The average American is the filthy capitalist pig raping the world of it's money.
>>14168538what the fuck are you talking aboutit's just a meet up
>>14168529the character in RDP are all really depressing
>>14168538They're probably only wearing them for the photo and don't shoot with them on
>>14168553>>14168557Why would they wear fursuits then?
>>14168557>and don't shoot with them onWell, not guns anyway.
>>14168529>say you're thirsty>Pinkie brings you an empty glass with two pills in it>smiles at you while you hold it>rubbing her hooves togetherDo you drink it?
>>14168476Does that mean she can't like music? More specifically lo-fi surf-rock?>>14168480What do you think her favorite albums would be? I'd imagine she'd be into twinkly emo and maybe post-punk.>>14168489I can deal. I think she'd be as nice as the male Shining Armor, so she'd brush them off and continue to spend time with me.She'll only hang out with people that have the same taste in music as her. It's shallow, but she's a really nice girl.
>>14168563because it's funny?that and /k/ and furries go back far, man
>>14168554The only depressing one is Thunderthighs.
>>14168452>>14168503>>14168532
>>14168553anon is planning a fursecution
>>14168563Because they are furries, and it was a furry meetupThey also happen to like guns
>>14168586Her name's Butterfly.
>>14168563because they want to?It's like when people put their pony toys in photos
>>14168510Pony should never be refrigerated, you need to keep pony wrapped in a cloth in a warm dry place for long term storage when not in use.
>>14168586nah, purplesmart is really depressing, if mostly because of her shitty attitude is what keeps her in her situation.Its a lot Venture Bros. actually
>>14168585>that and /k/ and furries go back far, manThe Anthro jets come to mind...
>>14168587jesus h. christ mate, that's just wrong
>>14168583I really want to fuck her.
>>14168581With earnest.
>>14168587oh my got I laughed so hard I actually shit my pants
>>14168587pfffftis that postal?
>>14168587WHAT
>>14168417>>14168431Every time that picture is posted...
>>14168604Yeah, but what if the russians invade just as they're having their meetup?They should be dressed as bears so they can have their lives spared by sympathetic russian bear loversFuck, they should be dressed as panda bears. Then nobody would want to kill them.
>>14168616She'll only fuck you based on your current AOTY
>>14168598>Fucks up Yellow One's name.Really?Really, faggot, DYEWTS?>>14168610Can you really blame her?The fact they gave her a fucked up backstory was kinda funny, but the way they keep using it in the stories is messed up sometimes.
>>14168647except for PETA
>>14168611>this symbol resembles a familiar pattern in your brainRiveting
>>14168611my mind interprets it as a three dimensional object
>>14168613Does anyone have that plane pony porn pic?
>>14168653Doesn't teh idea of a stallion's whos special talent is love seem....sleezy?
>>14168653Those genderswap couple seem a bit odd. A prince wanted a female general as his lover.
>>14168645The one with the GAU-8 futa cock is the best
>>14168674No sleazier than a mare.
>>14168674maybe if you're a feminist
>>14168674He's like the doctor phill and shithe can help everyone but himself hook up
>>14168659>PETA>guns
>>14168654
>>14168674No. In fact, that means he's the perfect lover. Both in and out of the bed because he truly understands the concept of love.Hist heart will belong to you and only you and he will do everything in those powerful hooves of his to keep you happy.
>>14168653unf she's sexy.
>>14168673It's probably on the plane pony dropbox.
The sexiest thing in the picture is stallion Cadence
>>14168714PETA currently maintains the universe's only space marine legion, composed entirely of rescued bears in power armor made from recycled humanely sourced materials.
Pretty pony penis
>>14168653I bet that tall as StallionCadance is, he's an absolute submissive bottom 95% of the time
>>14168653Pink stallions are the fucking cutest.
>>14168653I hope she likes Anal Sex the OST
>>14168653I think it would be unfier if shinning armor was the bigger of the two
>>14168363Yes they do. That was a crazy plan that never got implemented.Please spread the word.
>>14168720I cannot imagine an army of mares that wanted him if that is the case.>>14168744He fell in love with the royal guard.
>>14168741Pretty princess pony penis?
>>14168754America also doesn't have every species of animal that sees human as food.
>>14168673Which one?
>>14167787>>14167906I love these
>>14168744That's hotDo you think he cries during sex?
>>14168654>the way they keep using it in the stories is messed up sometimes.>her dialogue the parody sleepover episode
>>14168754You can't carry anything for self defence, right? Are you just that manly or are australians too crazy to be trusted with three inch pocket knives?
>>14168768Very few species in Australia eat humans, just poison them to death for no reasonGet your facts straight!
>>14168462>you will never form a surf-punk band with fem-Shining Armor
>>14168763perfectly pleasurable pretty princess pony penis
>>14168363>They also don't let you look at porn under a b cup.....but why?
3D world would be so much better if it had online co-op instead of local
>>14168784>Get your facts straight!Stop living upside down!
>>14168768We also don't have bull ants.The scariest fucking ant on the planet.
>>14168768Australia has shit compared to north america in terms of dangerous predators. Its just all poisonous shit, except for like, the saltwater crocodile I guess, which you get in florida anyway.
>>14168815"m-muh lag"fuck nintendo
>>14168673
>>14168782Knives are fine, guns are mostly just used for hunting and you need a license.Needless violence generally only happens because of alcohol; unlike Americans, Australians are generally sane even while sober.
>>14168798pulsing?
>>14168839yeah. America has worse predators anyway inner city black people
>>14168852>Australians>sober
Anybody else never get sentimental over things?
>>14168792It's probably for the best. You'd just end up covering a bunch of Wavves and Best Coast songs. Maybe a few FIDLAR and Snowing songs here and there. She'd write her own songs once every blue moon, but they'd all be terrible.What would you even call yourselves?
>>14168852>all americans are exactly the same
>>14168852>Australians even knowing what sober is.I'm a Scotsman and that made me have a giggle.
>>14168852I'm sorry, most of your country's electricity comes from coal. You a shit
>>14168866often
>>14168854perfectly pleasurable pulsing pretty princess pony penis
>>14168839Abos might take a chunk out of you during feeding hours.
>>14168866I remember when I used to fondly remember things.Those were the days. Those were the days.
>>14168847I can't deal with it.All of my friends that actually own WiiUs are internet friends.Looks like no bro-op for me.
>>14168852Alright. I needed to know before I got arrested for carrying a knife for opening obnoxious packaging.Also, remember, the insane/stupid Americans are called "murrikans", "confederates", and "amerifats".
>>14168884My house has solar panels...
>>14168895WE'D SING AND DANCEFOREVER AND A DAY
>>14168879Isn't it a little early for you to be wetting your whistle?
>>14168877I would french kiss her asshole.
>>14168899The lag would make things like the water Yoshi area control like shit, but yeah there's no real excuse.
>>14168909>Isn't it a little early for you to be wetting your whistle?Who are you, my boss?
Guys Gone home is on special RIGHT NOW!What are you waiting for?
>>14168910I'd at least check out a band called that.
>>14168905sol panls?
Pony is a little tipsy.
>>14168927Yes! Jameson, stop drinking on this little girl board and have those papers on my desk in FIVE
>>14168899i just wish nintendo would fuck off from the hardware sector and just made games on actually decent hardware
>>14168901>Also, remember, the insane/stupid Americans are called "murrikans", "confederates", and "amerifats".We just call them "Republicans" here.
Pony is dirt stinking drunk and wants to fuck
>>14168905photovoltaic cell manufacturing is the worst shit ever. stop supporting it and build a tidal generator i mean fuck you all live on the coastmaybe put some wind turbines in the abbo wastelands or burn cassowaries for fuel
>>14168968McDonalds hair.
>>14168948Bullshit.You know I don't do no papers, I drive the forktruck!
>>14168954>>14168945Anon stop drinking on a tuesday night.
>>14168954Oh shit, I have the best solution for that!
>>14168877we'd call ourselves Armor the Addict and the Enablers."WE'RE ADDICTED TO TWO THINGS: GOOD TIMES AND LOUD NOISES."
>>14168910Will you at least let her listen to her favorite album while your tongue explores her ponut?
>>14168968are you actually semenhammerd-does smile know you're here
>>14168981And you're class S license is going to expire until you finish that renewal form! The deadline is TODAY!Now stop drinking. You need to be at least partly sober today!
>>14168990Does it rhyme with banal?
>>14168973Well shitBlame Rinehart!
>>14169012>not semenhummer
>>14169012Where the fuck is Smile?Is he still on /a/?
>>14169017Banal doesn't rhyme with anal.No! Vaginal!
>>14168999I'd go to your live shows and download all of your albums off of your bandcamp.
>>14169030who cares
>>14169009No anon is OUR favorite album.
>>14169012>implying semehammer comes here>implying people can't throw pictures with no context or reason at the general
>Play Russian Overkill>Cry in my sleep knowing FPS games are going the way of realism
>And how does that make you feel?
>>14168910>>14168934Second
be careful anonif you spend too much time romancing fem-shiny you'll turn into prince cadance
Does anyone want a request?
>>14169066like a pony
>>14169066Twilight get out, its 2 AM
Would you rim applejack's ponut?
>>14169074I'll take one
>>14169066
>>14169071And with that the anons romanced harder
>>14169066Angry. Everything makes me angry.Fuck you purple shit.
>>14169074lickety split and rainbow dash playing ball
>>14169074Spike wearing a pretty dress while eating out Rarity and having his dragon anus pounded by a random stallion
>>14169074Scootaloo secretly practicing magic
>>14169048What album is it?
>>14169085Pony should pat pony.
>>14169074pinkie pie in this dress>>14165366
>>14169080Would she want me to?
