Previous Thread>>14152477If one Pinkie was too much, I cannot imagine an army of Pinkies! How the hell did Pinkie or her granny knew about the cloning pool? Did you like the pink pony's interaction before and after her cloning process? Do you think there was a better way to solve this Pinkie problem other than zapping them? Is there anything else that you would like to add?
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>14156495Thread was pretty civil.It was mostly just people making fun of a shezow fan.
>>14156493Why is Scootaloo so good at braiding?
>>14156497Well, they aren't clever and they sure as hell know you or her friends exist for fun.
>>14156482I think the zapping of the Pinkies was cruel.I really didn't like Twilight in that episode.
>You will never die out of exhaustion for being raped over and over by all those Panka Poes
>>14156535Look againthat's not a proper braid
>>14156537But I am an incredibly boring person. There is nothing fun about me.
>>14156550A BLOO BLOO FUCKING BLOO
>9 hour thread
>>14156567we've had much longer, anon
I wish I could cuddle and reassure Femsnails.
>>14156566Why is AJ blushing?
>>14156571mare to stallion transformation
>>14156580Me too.I'll fight to the death for my right to reassure her.
>>14156580>so insecure you desire an even weaker willed woman who would be dependent on you
>>14156594What the fuck, do you come here to rant?
>even rarifags want their waifu to be more like pinkie
>>14156594I agree, kill everything but the chinese.
>>14156611No I don't.
>>14156625yes, you do
>>14156550>>14156545Alright, how about this? What if you get to keep your own Pinkie Clone? It WILL take time for her to recognize you. It will take at least a year and you have to deal with her bullshit during the process. Do you accept?
>>14156611I really don't.I just think it's cute.
>>14156171>>14156178did it ever occur to you retarded Americans that keeping your feet wrapped up in socks/shoes, is the reason why your feet smell bad?seriously, it blew my mind when I found out you wear your shoes inside your homes. What the fuck?
>>14156594achievement unlocked: derail a thread 10 minutes in
>>14156635>reposting this immediately in the new threadWhy?
>>14156636>train is on the tracks>OH MY GOD THE TRAIN DERAILED
>>14156634you can't trust hippie pony, she's on drugs
These two Pegasi want to dress up for Nightmare Night. One wants to be Princess Celestia and the other gets to be Princess Luna. Which one dresses up as who?
>>14156482>ciircuit will never doodle for us again
>>14156657they're both very ugly, so I don't care.
>>14156614But the chinese population is going to decrease dramatically soon, we would have to employ active cloning to get a damn out of that, even though it's pretty pure.So how's about that official Shadowrun reskin?
>>14156657cloudchaser as luna
>>14156667>But the chinese population is going to decrease dramatically soonI'm sorry, what?
>>14156663He posted as anon a month ago.
>>14156646You can blame the fucknut who made a new thread before the image limit was reached, and left everyone talking in the old horse
>>14156678Sounds good. She has the darker coat too.
>>14156681>no female babies allowed>mostly just a bunch of dudes being dudes right nowThat can't go on for long, unless I've been living in a hole for too long.
>>14156667She looks like a pony Darkdoomer would have drawn.
>>14156710You understand why they don't allow female babies,rightThey'd become 2 billion next year if they did.
bat pony is knocking on the window again
>>14156585Close anon, but no cigar
>>14156717bat pony is welcome in
>>14156667Doesn't it just look great?
>>14156717what does bat pony want?
How hard would you cum if pone teased your dicktip with her tongue and sucked your load out
>>14156726So much why, but the autism drowns out all of the answers.
>>14156717They're always doing that
>>14156745The whatIn what sense?
>>14156732But I don't have any mangoes.
>>14156745Thankfully, it was just a lost bet. It's 'official', but it's never going to be sold.
>>141567492 spooky 4 me
>>14156744Hard, but I'd enjoy that regardless of whether or not the pony was there. If it was a pony doing it would be ideal, but I can deal with it otherwise.
>>14156749that bottom head is rather large
Stallion transformation Forced femenization
>>14156744If pony was also sitting on my face, then buckets
>>14156777Jazzteeth, a gift from the sun.
unicorns using magic to force stallions to autofellate themselves
>>14156777Stallion transformationForced femenizationForced gay
>>14156784how can she sit on your face while doing thatare you dating blossomforth,anon
>there are people who want to stick their dick between the buns of a pony
I imagine that Granny Smith was a flapper girl back in her haydays. After a long week of working the farm, she'd take her party dresses into town and dance it up at a club.
>>14156803Stallion transformationForced FemenizationForced gayMare Femdom
>>14156806>there are people here that honestly wouldn't fuck a pony if pony was in love with them and wanted to take their relationship to the next level>because she's a pony
>>14156812Stallion transformationForced FemenizationForced gayMare FemdomExhibitionism
>>14156777Stallion transformationthe endThere, I fixed it for you anon, no need to thank me
Pony is kinda flopping around on the ground
>>14156819Stallion transformationForced femenizationforced gayMare femdomExhibitionismProstitution
>>14156830That is Seapony. She needs water. Put her back in the drink.
>>14156805Who said pony didn't have an accomplice?
>>14156846But that drink is a daiquiri!
>>14156833Stallion transformationForced femenizationforced gayMare femdomExhibitionismProstitutionWireless Vibrators
>>14156862I'll be in my bunk.
>"You call that murdering me?"
>>14156862Stallion transformationforced femenizationforced gaymare femdomexhibitionismprostitutionwireless vibratorsorgasm denial
>>14156862Can pony even?
>>14156889Do you want I should bop you with this here lollipop?
Pony invites you over to watch a movie. What sort of film does pony enjoy?
>>14156588That episode would've been so much better if rarity had pinkies part.
>>14156902Stallion transformationforced femenizationforced gaymare femdomexhibitionismprostitutionwireless vibratorsorgasm denialfrom Princess Celestia
>>14156925Pony only enjoys movies you've never heard of.
>>14156744My head is so fucking sensitive so I'd blast everything I had right in her adorable, petite little mouth
>>14156667I'd play it.
>>14156960you are too big of a horse
>>14156960Bad princess pony, get back to your throne room.
>>14156960Screw Celestia, what about we~
Do you think that some ponies call their horse pussy a 'mare muffin'?
>>14157007Or all these?
>>14156549spoon a shit
>>14157007>dat gigantic distracting signature
>>14157017Derpy tastes like lemon poppyseed.
>>14156953ponies are really cute but they still manage to make me want to drain my balls inside themhttp://i.imgur.com/kh9B2jl.png
>>14157017They call them cunny, that's what Faust said
>>14157026I would hope that if they do a body swap episode, besides their voice changing, you also see the eye style change. That'd be pretty neat.
>>14157055>cunnyEven though it's like a corruption of cunt, it still sounds cute imo
>>14157059>body swap episodeI've got news for you, Anon.
>>14157059Anon, MMC was our body swap episode. Or at least the closest we're gonna get.
>>14157054>drain my balls inside themwow unfWhich pony do you want to drain your balls in MLPG?
>>14157089All the mares
>>14157081>>14157082But that was a roleswap epis... but they didn't even chang... only 2 good songs... no slice of li...Beach episode when?
>>14157112>beach episode>in winter
>>14156933Stallion transformationforced femenizationforced gaymare femdomexhibitionismprostitutionwirelessorgasm denialfrom princess Celestiaand the other princesses as well
>>14157054Lyra is a cutie.http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/10/396941__explicit_nudity_animated_human_penis_straight_lyra_bedroom+eyes_blowjob_upvotes+galore.gif
>>14157089Vinyl or Dash, at the moment. Bon Bon is a close third>>14157105hi mewball
Little ponies, big adventures
>go to /v/>horse discussion pops out of nowhereGodamn I swear /v/ is tsundere for ponies.
>>14157166in her vagina though, not her mouth
>>14157151>>14157152Mewball's love for Lyra isn't even genuine.Now Dafty was man that loved his Lyra.Mew a shit.
>>14157157Little ponies, weird fetishes
>>14157151>>14157152fuk off mewball doesnt even come close to mehe's just a pretender
>>14157181You're too big for her. You'd hurt her, she'd cry, and never want to do anything like that with you again.Her mouth is your only option.
>>14157188That pony sure does have a lot of fetishes
>>14157172Every board is tsundere for ponies. We're yandere.
>>14157207I'd be gentle. I don't want to hurt her.Besides, if I use her mouth, I can't kiss her.
now for another new and exciting episode of Fast Ponies, Slow Anons.
>>14157181I want one cum filled Sweetie Belle showing her friends at the clubhouse what sperm looks like.
>>14157238I rather watch Horny Princesses, Unwilling Anons
>>14157207Pony gets to learn about a game called Just The Tip
>>14157182>>14157193To be honest, I find Mew's constant Lyrafaggotry slightly insincere, like he's trying too hard. He's an all right kid who likes the pony, but the way he acts feels forced.
2 years ago, most of these posts would be on the simulatorNow, it's just a slow tuesday
pony wants your blood
>>14157247>Be an unwillingly anon>Princess is hornyExplain that I'm terribly lack self-confidence and would be a complete mess at sex, not mention I could never actually see myself ever having sexor that I could please a princess with such a small size>Pony stops being horny and starts pitying
And magic makes it all complete
>>14157268Tomorrow marks the one month countdown. Hang in there, anon
>>14157282>not even pitying>she starts laughing at you
>>14157295I can't believe we are almost thereIt seems like we have endured an eternity of hiatus
>>14157028Anon a shit
I-I'm worried I won't be able to adjust to the sudden change in the type of discussion we would usually have
>>14157282>princess uses magic to enhance you and then tie you down
>>14157282>Somehow get a Celestia pity fuck>even though your penis is relatively small inside her, she pretends like it's driving her wild>fake orgasms, says that you were amazing>you go out into the world feeling like a new man that likes to fuck ponies>Celestia sighs and looks for another toy to fuck>Luna licks your sperm off of one of Celestia's dildos later
>>14157295Time to ready the caps lock and unbutton the pants
>>14157329Spoon a cute. If spoon had a phone, I'd ask for spoon's number
>>14157291>Our friendship's magic and it's growing all the time. >A new adventure waits for us each day is yours and mine. >We'll make it special every time! Man I may be a faggot but I fucking love the extended version of the there. This part right here just gets to me.This and True true friend are just so...They're so nice.
pony wants to use your phone
>>14157360Spoon is a little filly and you are a grown man
Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because they'll turn your chips to trash!
>>14157329she's bland, boring and not cute
>>14157291I wonder if they will have a new opening
>>14157393You're bland, boring, and not cute.
>>14157360She will text you inappropriate pictures
If I burn around 2,500 calories a day living a sedentary lifestyle, then if I only eat about 20 100 calorie snack packs a day will I lose weight?
Canon Silver Spoon is a bitch, just saying. She's not the cute nice little filly your mind makes her out to be
>>14157402I know I am.
>>14157384I don't follow
>>14157417Not with all the fat you will be consuming
>>14157395They do, it's been leaked.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDvE1sKBkSo
>>14157418Exactly. She's all fanon anyways.I don't mind the whole "teen Silver" fanon from here, but lets face the facts. That's not the real Silver Spoon.
>>14157418I don't give a fuck
>>14157417Think about all the vitamin and minerals deficiencies.
>>14157429>>14157446Nutrition is hard.
>>14157435IT'S TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S BALLOON
>>14157435You know the sad thing is that it's realistic to think that they would put less effort than the effort needed to do that.
>>14157467Just eat apples and only apples
>>14157414All according to plan.
>>14157182>tfw ded Daffo
>>14157435What if a main pony just disappeared from the show without explanation?
>>14157435>lol applejack is covered by her wings xDYoutube comments....
booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere
>>14157510dafty you should draw something and stop being ded
>>14157511Background pony promotion lottery
>>14157435>Faust not scratched with McCarthy crudely written over it2/10
>>14157540I vote this one
>>14157260>the way he acts feels forced.the guy's trip is "thumbs up"ya think?
>>14157528I laughed so hard when that I watched that for the first time
>>14157490There are other things besides apples?!
>>14157573Hello, did you need to get something for your basement?
>>14157511i doubt anyone would notice applepone went msising
>>14157417Just do what Twilight did after she engorged herself.Have a high velocity skittles pony crash into you, leaving you defecating all the digested material in the same approximate vicinity of a pineapple pineapple pizza grenade stick of tofu.Wutnevermint
>>14157511Like those 6 episodes in a row in S1 where Dash was missing or had no lines?
>>14157564Crookedtree's porn is what got me into the show the first place
>>14157564>human pussiesNot interested.
>>14157585Yes but they're very bad for you and will kill your family
>>14157534I keep telling him to do stuff. Made him share this though: http://daftles.deviantart.com/art/Something-about-those-Shuckles-408602383
>>14157589But if it's digested, it's already had its calorific impact on your body. Right?
>>14157561i wonder why everyone latched onto just his thumb when cosmo had like the weirdest fingers
>>14157587pony is fine in the basementshe has water and a pile of dog food
>>14157585Yep.There's this great fruit thousands of times better than apples named pears. And oranges. And apricots. And I could go on
>>14157435ded, hats us, etc.
>"What'cha working on, anon?"
>>14157593No, a whole season with zero appearances
>>14157559Why that one in particular anon? >>14157573I could definitely live with that, though I suppose it would depend on what pony went missing as she would almost certainly have to be replaced with a pone of the same type
>>14157626IT'S A SECRET, PINKIE
>tfw no S3 poster
>>14157626Are you fucking judging me?
>>14157626Econ homework that's due tonight.We'll talk later, alright Pinkie?
>>14157626Reading Traveller5 and seeing how the new rules feel. Thinking of GMing a game of it.
>>14157632Fluttershy or Rebno Des are both expendable
Watch what you eat, Anon.
>>14157626I just finished your eye. Now, I'm working on your saddle.
>>14157611Guess which one is more popular.
>>14157640She does weird things to my heart and dick.
>>14157632She's a qt3.14 apple pone
>>14157611It's true that cosmo has golumn-tier hands, but mew's thumb just looked grotesque in comparison to his otherwise normal hand.
>>14156583Twilight's a fattyAJ is really straining herself
>>14157678Well that is definitely an acceptable reasonThere are too many cute apple pones
>>14157626I have to find a cheap room in Berlin in the next two weeks
>>14157660Where's the rest of this?
>>14157626>me >workingHa.I'm just reading a certain part of a fanfic I like. It's a sad part but what follows after it just makes me smile.
>>14157672>weird things>not perfectly normal things
>>14157626Fucking History paper.
NICE BLANK FLANKFAGGOT
>>14157716they're chasing her because they're painting the roses red
>>14156482I had a lot of fun with this episode. Sure the resolution of the episode was questionable to many. But it didn't detract that much from my enjoyment.
>>14157660Carrot likes them big.
>>14157660My god, woman. Put some pants on.
>>14157717But Snips a annoying shit. But Sugar is adorable, at least with the personality I slap on since SB hasn't.
>>14157716I like every one of those ponesIt is hard to choose any one of them
>>14157729Those ponies would never do that. They'd make fun of your empty car and your friendless life.
>>14157737They're going to double paint her
You guys do know that all these thing you're talking about, they're not real, right?
>>14157234Of course you can.Just give her a big sloppy kiss while her mouth is still full. >>14157257Sweetie doesn't like this. It still hurts.
>>14157660what a world it would be if eating junk food gave you wide childbearing hips and muscular thighswhat a world
>>14157765marche go fuck a moogle
>>14157748so an oc right?
>>14157660>Feeder Carrot finds a new victim
>>14157710Sad ponies are just so cute. Them being sad just makes you want to hug them more and harder. What's the deal?
>>14157765Pone says you're dumb
>>14157772Yeah, pretty much.
>>14157748Snips is an upstanding young colt.
>>14157640I wonder what makes people decide to do R63 of a character and then remove all of said character's defining traits. Like, wouldn't creating your own anthro pony OC be a much better idea?
>>14157799I like braeburn tooI wish there was more art of him without the hat and vest
>>14156482The cloning pool is just the septic tank from a changeling hive.
>>14157829why do you care
>>14157831He enjoys wearing his clothes, like any normal pony.
>>14157799Is this picture implying Braeburn is nailing Applejack
>>14157660>3 days>still no pantswhat the fuck anon
>>14157829Name one of Snips's defining traits that isn't captured in that image
>>14157838I'm just kind of curious because I don't really see the point.
>>14157829The ease of not coming up with a design. Just look at those "Twink Belle" idiots.
>>14157831I agree with you on the naked pony thing, but only because clothes were a pain to draw.
>>14157796What if invisible pony started to suck you off? Would you be alarmed?
>>14157852Air headinessUnattractive appearance
Y'all ready for a Wonderbolts episode?
>>14157878GHOST PONY BLOWJOB WOO WOO
>>14157884Unattractive appearance is given, assuming you like fat chicksbut that image doesn't really show she isn't an airhead
>>14157831but he looks the cutest with his little cowboy clothesdon't you like cute ponies
>>14157899I don't think that's such a good idea
>>14157907No fat chicks.
>>14157779>IN THE FAR FUTURE OF 10 YEARS AFTER THE MMC>The mane cast has moved on with their lives>Dash is a Wonderbolt and constantly throwing shows all over Eqeustria, Rarity moved to Canterlot after she finally got to the top, Fluttershy has her own animal shelter, Pinkie her own backer and proudly wears her chef hat, AJ has a boy and Twilight is a professor at Celestia's school>They all drifted away since all tof them are busy. They're still friends but they barely see each other.>Twilight feels kinda shit since she misses the old days and feels even more shit since she thinks she devalued friendship by making it all about numbers and math and graphs and so on, but there's also something else that makes her even feel more shit>She meets Rarity who takes her in town for fun>bla bla bla fun, talk, memories, Twilight feels more and more shitty>Bla bla bla sadness and shippingAnd this parts just gets to me. It's one of the better fics I've read and this part is just so nice. And it kinda makes sense even when you ignore the shipping parts.
>>14157891The sluttiest apple
>>14157942how is she wiggling her hair like that?
>>14157956strong sphincter muscles
>>14157946Oh wow they are actually addressing this shit. That's quite unexpected
>>14157907>Unattractive appearance is given, assuming you like fat chicksNot really. Snips is purposfully drawn ugly. Ever pick of Sugar makes her out to be an attractive "chubby" girl. You know, the fetishized "semi"-fat kind of character. She's never drawn to be ugly. She's always drawn to be attractive.None of the images of her show her to be an airhead. None of the picture of her even have her acting a little bit like Snips.I don't really have a problem with it, but I just don't see the point of doing this and not just creating your own character.
>>14157960Do you think Applejack can wink her rectum?
>>14157841>normal ponies>clothesYou mean weird ponies, anon. The only ponies that regularly wear clothes are the snobby canterlot ones that are entirely unlikable. At nearly ever pone gathering of great size that is not the gala, every single pone is naked. No clothing at the summer sun celebration, or in the cloudasseum, or at the harvest festival, or any normal activity. Not a single crystal pone wore any either. You wish to turn pone into a debauched, clothing loving fetishist, for shame
>>14157829Steal what works and turn it into something else.
>>14157851>>14157746I thought you guys liked that outfit
>>14157984>implying anything about Snips works
>>14157988I mean I love those playboy rabbit outfits too but I don't expect women to walk around in them all the fucking time
>>14157978Why does 4chan detect ,my posts as spam whenever I try to link twitter?
>>14157988I'd hardly call an oversized t-shirt an "outfit."Maybe Rarity could make her a pretty dress to wear.
>>14157988I do, I think they're just being practical/making a funny
>>14157988Shhh, don't make us jinx it!
>>14157899>>14157946>>14157965This is everything I have ever wanted.>>14157924Why not? It's kind of weird to have a group of characters that are constantly built up by one character of the show when they've never done anything to warrant such idolization and only one of them have ever been fleshed out at all.
>>14157980How do you feel about bandanas?
>>14157990Snips is adorable chubster when you learn to draw him.
>>14157965>>14157978>some actual worldbuilding confirmed for S4I'll be dammed.
>>14158001I want to see fluttershy in a playboy bunny outfit
>>14157990he's got a cutie mark in barbering and his hair is shittythat works because it's based on the adage that barbers can't cut their own hair
>>14158011I consider those accessories and it really depends on the pone, I don't mind them as much as stuff that covers the body of the pone. Same with hair bows/ribbons
>Snips is an airheadSince when? Snips and Snails are the Eds without a Double D.
>>14158008I just get the feeling that they're going to pull another Sombra-esque episode of telling us that they're awesome instead of just having them do something that actually is awesome.
>>14158008>cute wonderbolts pone will never stalk you
>>14158011who is she and why isn't there porn of her
>>14158030Jesus Christ, I want to suck both of their dicks.
>>14157965>>14158014CHOO CHOOHYPE TRAIN COMING TROUGHNEXT STOP: NEXT MONTH PREMIERVILLEWe would also like to warn our passagers that we might make an expected detour trough Disappointmentville
>>14158032Snails is the airheadSnips is EddySnails is Ed
>>14158045>you will never tie their stallion cocks together with rope and then have them frot each other while you lick them to orgasm
>>14158032Eddy wasn't retarded, he just had a clear lack of foresight. He always knew how to draw attention and get people willing to buy a product even though they'd been scammed umpteen times before
>>14158038Life is pain.
>>14158032All of the Eds except for Double D ARE airheads, though.
>>14158044Nohoove's version of Lemon's pony from some quest on the subI agree I think she's adorable
>>14158080That is a really cute sheep
>>14158080>>14158084Ponies are unable to resist sheep that hit on them
>>14157980Normal, well-adjusted ponies enjoy clothing, even if they don't always wear it.Strange, friendship-less, hermit monkeys want to be nudists all the time.
>>14158100resist doing what exactly
>>14158098You're pretty, Ms.Sheep.
>>14158110You're right. Slutty is an understatement
>>14158110It seems like Spike knows what kind of power he has over ponies with his ability to give great massages/scratches with his claws.I wonder if he'll ever abuse this power
>>14158110Only on her day off
>>14158067They weren't always scams. Sometimes their goods/services were actually legitimate, and they just got screwed over by either Ed breaking something or outside intervention.
I'm on the second floor and there's grass belowhow hard is it to land on your head and will it be enough
>>14157988I do like her outfitpls don't stop
>>14158110She might not be a slut, but we all know that she's fooled around with Uncle Orange ever since she was a filly.
>>14158143There are better ways
>>14158045Jeez calm down anon. I know they are adorable but sadly they never showed up again
>>14158174>dick made of magicunf
>>14158174Why are Japanese furry porn artist so much better than our furry porn artist?They use such simple styles most of the times, but their stuff is always so much more appealing to me than western stuff.
>>14158180They're probably too busy off somewhere together raising apple families of their own
>>14158139I'd give that pone a massageHer body must ache due to the tension and stress from working the barn and fields all day>dump thread on /mlp/>duplicate files>takes days to 404
>>14158176what an attention whorehe probably practiced that tooI want something less tedious
Reposting this here from last night.
Pony stopped taking her meds
>>14158202God that's annoying, specifically when it's just in some dump thread
>>14158180I don't care.I'd suck the fuck out of those things. And they're apple ponies so you know they have huge dicks. I'd suck them both at the same time. Just two stallion dicks clogging my throat while I struggle to breathe.
Pony has been drugged
>>14158204No one cares about you, do whatever
>>14158198Or raising a family together
>>14158196Have you seen a big enough sample of Japanese artists? There are probably many Japanese artists who draw like shit.Of course, that's just a matter of taste.
>>14158198Actually they are probably dead or in the pony retirement home, as they were from one of the most distant granny smith flashbacksSeemed like a waste of stallions for me, they should have used some of the more generic background apples and kept these two around for the modern familyAt least the blue guy is still around
>>14158210I'm sure she'll be just fine
>>14158206>wwalks in from work>suddenly Saine
>>14158206this is better than usualhave a gold star
>>14158222Yeah. I mostly fap to Jap furry porn artist. Like I said, their styles are usually a lot more simplier than what you'd see in the Western furry fandom, but their stuff still interest me a lot more.
>>14158141most of the times they were scams, though
Pony has demonstrated that pony is sapient, of consensual age, and willing to have sexual relations with you.
>>14158239Thanks>>14158232I'm heading to school really soon.
>>14158225>they are probably deadMost likelyRemember Granny's flashbacksThey were 4 friends together. Thy were only 3 now
>>14158246Has she filld out the proper W2 and H34P forms?
>>14158210Now pony will never smile again
Pony asks you to help her while the whole town runs a figurative train on her.
>>14158222There are a lot of shitty Japanese artists.There are a lot of shitty PROFESSIONAL Japanese artists. People who make Rob Liefeld look like Michaelangelo can apparently find work peddling smut in Japan.
>>14158259Pony even completed the optional TSP-CE, EOH-6, and FMB forms.
>>14158247She can chop down my wood anyday
>>14158247>the head was carved into Majora's Mask
>>14158283I didn't realize pony was into thatOh my
>>14158275YepRIP in Peace Granny / Auntie whatever your name was.
>>14158275It's okay, Lyra, they had well over a hundred good years.
>>14158273SLUTTY MARE PUBLIC GANGBANG WITH OPTIONAL CONDOMS WHEN?!!!!??!??!?!??!?!
>>14158257Aww ratsEvening classes I hop, and not any trouble.
>>14158258Yep, sad but trueWell we have the delicious brothers at least
http://derpibooru.org/351112>goes for a job interview>forgets to bring a tie>improvises
I think the mpg should be renamed "Bitching about art general."
>>14158277Liefeld isn't even the worst artist in comics.
>>14158306GET OFF THE TABLE BABS
>>14158312If he got a bonner would his dick snap his neck like a twig or would it choke him?
>>14158316I think you should be renamed stupid spitfire
>>14158312>that faceMy sides.
>>14158308>i hopDamn it
>>14158319No but he is probably the most successful bad artist in comics.Also take thishttp://wtfyaoianatomy.tumblr.com/
>>14158308I don't mind evening classes too much. It sucks a little bit to get home at 9 every other day, but I like the classes at least.
>>14158338What is this high school?
GOOD NEWS EVERYONERainbow Dash agreed to take care of the CMCShe also said she'll give them the bees and the birds talk.
>>14158358Not like you ever finished, stupid.
>>14158362>so you see when two ponies love each other...or when they are really really bored...
>>14158375With comebacks like that, I doubt you ever started.
>>14158362>"You guys ever had anal? It's the best"
>>14158357>tfw 8 am class
>>14158326>you will never be a popular enough tripfag to constantly post about your waifu and get fanart of you and her
>>14158388the only thing I ever started was masturbating when your dad's in the room
>>14158388I was too busy starting on your mom.
>>14158362I think she'd be far more blunt than 'birds and the bees'"Whatcha mean y'don't know what rutting is? I knew about that when I was smaller than you three!"
>>14158362That's actually kinda terrifying. I mean I'm pretty sure even Pinkie would be capable of giving a better explanation. And a less scarring one.
>>14158395I have trouble with any class before 10am.
>>14158406fuck off avatarfag
>>14158395All day erryday bro.
>>14158400>>14158401These actually both made me laugh
>>14158396you should try it. Post one or two memes constantly when not discussing waifu. It would helped if you drew.
>>14158405Nah. She may be like that but those are kids. Really I think it'd be a mix of both like >>14158383. And a lot of other unnecessary details. But she wouldn't be like that and just go "so then the stallion fucks the mare silly. And if that doesn't work...Well lots of practice makes perfect. now moving on to anal"
>>14158396It's not like it's hard.Dan got moderately popular and he's shit and never did a single thing worthwhile. Maybe I'll do it tomorrow.
>>14158420>>14158427it kinda sucks but at the same time i finish class really early so i get to have pretty long and full days
>>14158357I meant I hoped you weren't in trouble or anything.
>>14158335It would uncoil. Like a snake.
>>14158362I think Applejack Fluttershy or Twilight are the only ponies that I'd trust to give the talk
>>14158418Have you seen Pinkie give that talk? There's a reason Twist is now traumatized about balloons.
>>14158453>tfw not a subject of Celestia
Pony just bopped
help anonymousmy butt hasn't been fucked in nearly three hours
>>14158459What? Why would I be in trouble? It's a radio broadcast class so the timeslots are all really early or really late.
>>14158448Haha, probably. She'd fill their heads with all sorts of unnessary details."Oral sex isn't like regular sex. Plus you can do it just about anywhere!"
>>14158493anon there seems to be a problemthat pony is not for sexual
>>14158489But pony isn't a member of HansonPony is risking a lawsuit
How many /co/ faggots are left here now
>>14158511most of us
>>14158463I'd honestly let only Twilight. She'd give the most unbiased and well documented talk. I could see AJ going "And if you have sex before you are married uh...the farm apples will come to life and eat you" or some shit like that.
>>14158511fuck off shout give me some of your wedding cake
>>14158523She'd be factual at least
>>14158459>I'm calling your motherFor a threesome?
>>14158428Your face makes me laugh
Pony just proposed to you.
>>14158511I'm still hereLike you could even get rid of meFaggot
>>14158511I used to laugh at comics like that until I realized how formulaic the humor was.
playing chivalry as a white knight with a sun emblem on your shield and armor is the best thing
>>14158498I didn't know you had evening classes, and a friend of mine that's in college only ever has to be there late if he screws something up.
>>14158561What the humor in this one? A pun?
>>14158572don't do that
>>14158529What about Fluttershy?
>>14158537Featherweight is best colt
>>14158594but thats not this guy
>>14158574Well, I have classes at 3:30 twice a week, and classes at noon twice a week.Anyway, I'm off.
>>14158587That blog is terrible but I like the art.
>>14158598What kind of reaction is that?
>>14158511I'm still here
gloomy x sombra
>>14158594He is pretty good>>14158604Have a good one.
>>14158603What planet is he from, flyingsaucer?
>>14158611The art is really cute
>>14158511I only ever went to /co/ for ponies. Does that count?
>>14158587Oh god, that thumbnail looks like an Applebeans' animation.
>>14158603That's right. What you ave there is a good colt. But a Featherweight it ain't.Perhaps we agree to disagree, but acknowledge that they're both good anyway.
>>14158624applejack, stereotyping is rude saying englishmen have bad teeth is like saying black men are one half the prison population in the U.S. and 3 out of 10 Americans are obese
>>14158590I really don't know. She could give the talk almost as well as Twilight but on the other hand seeing how Fluttershy is and if it's to the CMC...She'd either try to avoid it or just use very silly terms since she'd be embarrassed. It kinda depends. My order would be Twilight, Rarity, Fluttershy and then AJ. I'm not even gonna go close to Pinkie or Dash about this. It either ends with mental scarring or a phobia to sex. Most likely both.
>>14158628We will have to check the license plate on his space ship
>>14158575It reminded me of things like that Boxer Hockey comic, which was what I was referring to.That picture wasn't even a comic. But the style of derp faces is similar.
>>14158684Oh yeah, I see.
>Start watching breaking bad>Audience suppose to care for someone who makes drugs.
MY PONIES ARE YOURS FOR THE TAKING BUT YOULL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST
>>14158730Is it in your butt?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/804d41f33f0cd18fd991d43c46e6c35d/tumblr_mv27c7Hn6r1rmo83uo1_1280.pngtrigger warning: anthro boobs
>>14158655>.She'd either try to avoid it or just use very silly terms since she'd be embarrassed.I don't know about that she's shown to be great with kids. And considering her experience with animals I think she'd do well with it
>>14158728WELL I GOT $4.20 AND IT'S 4:20
>>14158749Those are just awful.
>>14158730I'LL BECOME THE PONY KING
>>14158728don't you fucking abuse Queeblo by using him in your shitposts
>>14158749Now see that shit here, that'd be some kind of a nice guilty fap if I were aroused enough.
>>14158749Well... That's something.
>>14158749out of curiosity, did you link this for us to laugh at or because you think it's hot
>>14158791I don't have to answer that
>>14158751Maybe. I just don't know. Like I said she'd know her shit and like you said she's good with kids but just see her being extremely embarrassed to talk about this.She gets along great with her animal friends acting normal but sometimes she has problems talking with her own friends. It'd be worse talking to kids about sex.
>>14158772He's got no shame. Just ignore him.
>>14158728Oh boy, it's time for straight-edge-anon to shitpost again
>>14158795I believe that is answer enough
>>14158804>>14158772>respondingguys plsobviously he should take it to /tv/ but he's clearly not looking for legitimate discussion
>>14158772>>14158804Alright I won't use Queeblo and that's the last "drug shitpost" in this thread, I'm sorry but someone recommended Breaking Bad and I already didn't really think about the show but now I'm disgusted.
>>14158728The audience can be made to like anyone.
>>14158830I didn't like him. Was kinda glad when he died
>>14158839what a cock!
pony wants you to come back to bed
>>14158868but I'm playing video gamesI don't wanna
>>14158868what pony is pony anywayno one ever says
>>14158868That's the best suggestion I've heard all day. Be right there, pony.
>>14158868FINEGoodnight Pony. Sweet dreams.
>>14158876>he doesn't know which pony is in his bed
>>14158813I don't like the show and I'm pretty sure /tv/ loves it, I'm not going to go into a lion's den and yelling I'M A FRESH PIECE OF MEAT, COME AT ME! and then possibly get eaten alive (reported).
>>14158876Whichever you want. Your waifu, your favorite, your least favorite.
>>14158876it's that pony you like
>>14158892>he doesn't have a revolving harem with dozens of ponies
>>14157133Stallion transformationforced femenizationforced gaymare femdomexhibitionismprostitutionwireless vibratorsorgasm denialfrom princess Celestiaand the other princesses as wellyour faithful student,anon.
>>14158876It's whichever pony you want it to be.
How do Earth ponies wipe themselves after doing their business
>>14158914they use hoof grip to apply the toilet paper
>>14158914They use a bidet.
>>14158900>>14158901>>14158913Oh boy oh boy
>>14158914they put the sponge or the parer of a stck and just run their backsides against it
>>14158914pones have so much fibre in their diet their poop doesn't stick to their ponuts.
>>14158914Grinding against a "shitter poll" then taking off the paper and dumping it in the toilet.Rich ponies have a specialized hose that sprays water.
>>14158914Protein rich dietYou will literally shit bricks.
*nibbles your butt*
MCDONALDS IS GETTING RID OF THEIR DOLLAR MENU
>>14158980WHAT AN ADORABLE SWEETIEI'LL TAKE 7
>>14158963i just realized what it meant..look at the flaw in it facetshe took a bite out of the gem
>>14158987>tfw can't be a dollar menunaire anymore
>>14158987>Eating at McDonalds>Being so poor that you need to buy stuff off the dollar menu
>>14158987I guess they just couldn't compete with the Wendy's 99 cent menu.
>>14158641yes, me too
>>14158980>weeaboo Sweetie stopped being a thing too soon
>>14159022>female titan after being shot with the hooks-cannon
>>14158987I don't give a fuck.Wendy's Value Menu is better. Jr. Bacon is the GOAT late night/midnight snack.
I think the last time I went to McDonald's was so I could try to make a Mc10:35.It was pretty good.
>>14159055I want to eat goat
i found ponies on /b/ Jan 2011can i still hang out here?
>>14158979I don't think I've seen that one before, when did he draw it?
>>14159067Depends.Who's your waifu?
>>14159067>/b/nokill yourself.and then rape your own corpse.
>>14159067Where you're from doesn't matter.What you do, now, does!
>>14159022>the boob musclesUh...womens' pecs don't protrude out like that. The breast fat rests ON the flat pectoral surface.
You've guys had the munchie meal from Jack in the Box? Now that's a GOAT meal when you're high and watching ponies
>>14159080Colgate...sort a, its complicated
>>14159088>Uh...womens' pecs don't protrude out like that. The breast fat rests ON the flat pectoral surface.wow looks like someone's never seen a case of muscletit
>>14159092Waifuing should not be complicated anon
>>14159089>high and watching poniesPlease don'tI promise some guy on MLPG I'd calm down but you're trying to rile me up again, I already said I'd end it at Queeblo (I'm sorry Queeblo).
>>14159092if you're a bugfag just say you're a bugfag
>>14159067I came here only to try and make friend with a drawfag. Needless to say I failed miserably, but I like this place anyway.
>>14159092>background ponyYou're from /b/ alright. Eh, you're fine as long as you post ponies and don't act like a faggot.
>>14159103Is that a real thing or are you fucking with me?
>>14159110>I'm literally incapable of ignoring things I don't like>Everyone must cater to me or I'll ruin the thread!!!
>>14159114I came here at random because I got bored of refreshing the front page over and over again.
>>14159109pic related>>14159111well, you have a point ASM
>>14159114Some drawfags just have bad interpersonal skills. It's probably not your fault.
>>14159075I don't know who drew thatwho is it?
>>14159130>REPLYINGPLEASE NO YOU'LL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE
>>14159130I am incapable of ignoring things I don't like, but seriously there's no fucking reason in the entire fucking universe that you had to mention that you like to get high while watching ponies.Fucking none.
Stop making me was fast food. I've actually been losing weight recently because I'm too lazy to go out to get something to eat so I just stay home and cook.
>>14159139that is.. a bizarrely specific waifu anon
>>14159141Which drawfags are the most socially awkward?
>>14159174male pony is already pretty far from genericmale background pony is like the most specific thing
>>14159141That's partially true. I'm pretty terrible at reaching out to people too.Meh, what used to get me is that he's made good friends since, but good for them, of course.
>>14159141I know I do. But I've got a great excuse!
>>14159115What's wrong with background ponies, homo?I'm from january 28 2011 /co/ and I like a background pony
>>14159174Told ya it was complicatedso, was it Colgate mind corrupted?If so was a bug in her place at the time of the wedding up top?Or was that a changeling in the caves?What do you think?
>>14159114>tfw no one will ever try to befriend you
>>14159114>>14159067>We still get new people.I'm kinda surprised seeing what most of /mlp/ says about us.
>>14159180Almost all of the ones that come here.The only exceptions I can readily think of are LK, rediv, tex, and Ross (not socially awkward but pretty much a garden variety asshole).
>>14159208>we still have people heresurprising seeing what MLPG says about itself
>>14159089i have never eaten at jack in the box
>>14159212>tex>not socially awkward
>>14159226Scratch him off the list then.
>>14159208ive been here off and on for a year i thinkI just like to say I'm from /b/ to test the watersIf it's anything, you all taught me to not tripfag though.
>>14159208MLPG is the ground zero, and we still dictate some of the trends that are picked up by the fandom later.
>>14159240Like what? What's the latest trend that came from here?
>>14159240>fetishes start to pick up in the fandom>EQD starts promoting pony fucking
>>14159240Then we quickly decide that those trends were always shit and that we were shit for making themSatyrs is the only recent MLPG trend that MLPG didn't completely abandon
>>14159240Last thing of note that happened here was Lyra pushie
>>14159240Maybe but I don't know. I mena remeber that thread BCS made that time. It may have been because how badly it was made but a lot of people said that they never visted MLPG but know it's just an elitist place full of circlejerking and no show discussion
>>14159254>>14159270Bat ponies. Satyrs in a way, but not really.
>>14159254I haven't been on very regularly for the past months, but we popularized batponies, for example. Fat was a regular thing here before it got its own thread. RumbleScoots.
>>14159254>>14159247Satyrs and the focus on Bat Ponies
>>14159255>Hasbro picks up on this>starts actively promoting it
>>14159240>and we still dictate some of the trends that are picked up by the fandom laterOh, how far we've come. Some great memories here. love ya'll
>>14159291>S4 shows full penetration
>>14159204I think it was most likely the actual pony under the same kind of mind control shining armor was under. If they were bugs, why would they have been sealed in the crystal cave? I think Chrysalis sent them down there after they pissed her off with the dress comments in the first part of the episode. They were the original bridesmaids, and their disappearance is what allowed the main characters to assume the roles.>>14159203Exactly anon. I have been around forever and I can confirm rose pone is best mare.
>>14159302>Season finale shows Princess Celestia's wet gaping winking horse hole>it's educational
>>14159291>Next con>Writers say that the fans finally got what they wanted before going full Shakespearean and saying fuck you >Meanwhile the male VAs high five themselves
>>14159254if there's a running thread on /mlp/ for it, there's a good chance it was a thing in MLPG at some point. Mostly because a lot of MLPGers post on /mlp/ so meme spread is inevitable.I'm pretty sure we even fucked around with tulpas for a bit before that fag made a separate thread
>>14159254>>14159270Batponies. Satyrs in a way but not really.
>>14159322>Meanwhile the male VAs high five themselvesThey're just like us. Goddamn perverts. And unlike the rest of the people they can't hide it.
>>14159316>implying my waifu would ever behave in such a indecent way
>>14159291>toys start featuring anatomically correct horse parts>Big Macintosh toy sold out on release
>>14159349>Bad Dragon licensing/partnership
>>14159347>implying its up to her>implying its not up to Amy Keating Rogers
>>14159307well shitthat makes sense, that being figured out she's still my waifualthough i have a tulpa of her and she is changeling though , her main form is corrupted colgate>>14159335LK needs to make more plane ponies, and I really wish food ponies took off too.And did you guys start software ponies?I remember a feel story about IE pony...
>>14159349>Hopipipipopopo sues Hasbro for stealing his idea>ends up owning the rights of the show
>>14159324>I'm pretty sure we even fucked around with tulpas for a bit before that fag made a separate threadI'm not 100% sure but as far as I remember, that was actually a thing which started somewhere else.
Well don't I just feel silly right now.
>>14159338I love the male voice actors. They seem to genuinely like the fandom. The VA who does Shining Armor is such a bro
>>14159365Browser Ponies weren't an MLPG thing
>>14159357>people still draw Big Macintosh's penis in fanon colors
>>14159324>I'm pretty sure we even fucked around with tulpas for a bit before that fag made a separate threadPretty sure we didn't
>>14159368does this count?
>"Y-you still like mares r-right, anon?"
>>14159375I wasn't sure, but, It wouldve made sense.
>>14159374True. It's just i can't stop laughing at that scene at that VA panel. The fact that it was a small girl asking only made it more hilarious.
>hasbro finally buys GW>releases a tabletop wargame>simple warhammer-esque rules layed out for everything from blind bag twilight sparkles to story teller pinkie pies to optimus fucking prime>the terrain always has and always will come with the playsets used to play the game>collectors editions of popular characters released for hobbyists to paint and shit>defend equestria and friendship from the decepticons!>stop the pony tea parties with your mechanical might!
>>14159386Well, yes, of course I do. Why wouldn't I?
>>14159386No pinkie, I'm not a furry anymore. I promised myself I'd stop so I couldn't be blackmailed if and when someone found out.I'm sorryWe can still hang out though
>>14159415In my headcanon, Silver Spoon is actually a boy who disguses herself as a girl
>>14159398What did she ask?
>>14159428"His" voice is awful feminine
>>14159399Why not just play 40k with pony figures?You could pass a bunch of trixies off as the thousand sons.
>>14159428Hm.It would be ironic if a pony who had the word 'poon' in their name didn't have one.I think I will adopt this headcanon.
>>14159439Hasn't gone through puberty yet
>>14159435If she could be her ponimouto
>>14159435What would have happened to Shining Armor if Chryaslis would have wonThen the male VAs looked at each, trying not to laugh and having problems with finding the right words before saying that he'd just have remained a slave
>Human rosepone's awful hairstyle
>>14159449True>Mr. SpoonI like it.
>>14159464I'm going to need a video
>>14159469Man I don't even remember the goddamn con. i know it was a male only VA panel.
>>14159428Does Diamond Tiara know?
>>14159491who do you think gave her the idea?
>>14159399>Hasbro owns WOTC, thus D&D>release an official pony O&O splatbook for the D&D ruleset>/tg/ commits mass subaru
>>14159439Just like another "colt" I know
>>14159464Oh right I remember that now>>14159469>>14159486Here's the videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5agU9ACVgCan't remember the time stamp
I know! Let's talk about adorablest filly non-sexually!
>>14159497>you will never be DT's pet project
>>14159399I'm just waiting for the IDW comic crossovers. Especially the Mars Attacks one. I mean they already had Transformers, Popeye and Judge Dredd fight the martians. And KISS...
>>14159523I would that filly nonsexually like you wouldn't believe.
>>14159525>Yeah... you'd look way better as a girl>Don't just stand there looking like an idiot, follow me!
>>14159523How did she get so mussed up?______Sex?
>>14159523She's pretty great
Discussing straight edge values with pony
>>14159500I would love to see Kobolds in MLP universeAlong with Psuedodragons :3
>>14159500I'm pretty sure /tg/ would be too busy to exploit the everloving fuck out of it before committing suzuki>and since transporting an item with telekinesis takes one turn and since we have 573 unicorns all standing at the max telekinesis range that ston won't only travel at mach 8 but will also creat two sonic rainbooms since it's painted like a rainbow thus dealing extra damage.
>>14159552that's disgusting.You find that disgusting too, right guysit's not that I got so detatched from reality that I find real women less attractive than ponies right
>tfw no Celestia/filly Twilight scenes
>>14159486>>14159469>>1415951847:33 is what you're looking for
>>14159599Well, I didn't say anything to not hurt anyone's feelings' but...Yeah. Ponies are the best. Or aliens
You just saw Brynn kissing Silver Spoon
>>14159599No.She looks like a skinny, female Nick Frost.I do not want to see her teeth.
>>14159608>Twilight is now a princess
>>14159599Is that even a woman?
>>14159599No no you're right, she's pretty ugly
>>14159631good for him!
>>14159539Wnat would you do with her? Play some fun game? Sing songs? Eat ice cream?>>14159549Oh you know, non-sexual CMC tomfoolery!
>>14159631More Twilight for us then!
>>14159642>>14159641>>14159637>>14159626Once again I have proof I am sane.That fills me with joy.Let us masturbate to images of colorful equines.
>>14159537My biggest problem is deciding what's sillierKiss vs Mars Attack or Popeye vs Mars Attack.How high do you even need to be to write the first one.
How would your younger self feel if they found out you prefer girly colorful ponies over women sexually
>>14159619He looks like the broest bro on the face of the universe.He's the true shining armor.
>>14159664But Anon, that's lewd! Ponies aren't for lewd
>>14159664Yeah sure, I just need to finish crying into my pillow.
>>14159599She's a cutieThen again I'm half brit, half slav and have an innate fetish for women that look like that.
Why do we have to qualify our sentences with non-sexually? Am I supposed to automatically assume everything we want to do with a pony, we want to do it sexually?
>>14159685That one specifically is.
>>14159680He would probably punch me.And then I'd beat that little faggot up because he's weak as hell.
>>14159500More DnD creatures and references in MLP would be terrificMaybe even more episode ideas taken from common campaigns. Adventure episodes are the best episodes.
>>14159703Do you not?
>>14159680>"Glad you still respect the contract, bro!"
Pony shat in your sink
>>14159691Does that mean you do half squats?
>>14158511I only went to /co/ for ponies, not even gonna lie.
>>14159703We came from /co/, the furriest board that wasn't /vp/, /v/, or /tg/>>14158511I still go there for the non big-2 comics
>>14159713God know. Adventure episodes are a piece of shit.
>>14159703That is exactly the reason
Hey AnonYou awake?
>>14158511Still here. I'm never getting of this train/boat. I like ponies 2much
>>14159733>Celestia finds out about the human world>Discovers how much we want to lewd>Being the benevolent ruler she is, she decides to sacrifice herself so her subjects won't be >raped>All the lewd is focused on celestia
>>14159763Yeah. What is it, Pink?
>>14159726i squat while drinking teaNot lying, I don't own a single chair. I work at a standing desk.
>>14159763Theres a bucket of condoms in the closet, we're going to need them all.
>>14159769I will defend my waifu from all of you.
Whatever happen to the episode /mlp/ was making based off the colt deer episode idea?
>>14159769>the false illusion of the hyper-idealised sterile fictional world Anon has built up is shattered>left in its place is the vibrant real world of ponies from the show
>>14159787Your waifu is a cock loving pony
>>14159680I like women more
>>14159713Could be cool, though I don't know how well our current writers would handle adventure eps.
>>14159771You know those strange candies you eat every day?Piegeeum or something?They didn't taste good at all
>>14159800As well as the original writer staff would.Which is to say, terribly!
>>14159769>celestia finds out about the human world>the amount of human men that want to bone her is considerably smaller than the amount of stallions that want to bone her>decides that humans are alright and opens all the portals>people start flooding in, easily finding jobs and integrating into pony society>it's not overly sachharine or utopian at all, but the humans that stay in equestria make an effort to be friendly because they're surrounded by marshmallow ponies>there are so many jerks and bitches among ponykind that people are considered nicer than average
>>14159787Can I help? My waifu is the bughorse, but I'm actually a Puritan from 1700's so...
>>14159733C-celestiaI thought we had a thing...>3 duplicate files in a row and 1 corrupt file, fucking seriously?THIS ISN'T EVEN RELATED, IT JSUT HAS ANON IN IT
I'm glad the pony is straightedge
>>14159837>Pinkie Pie is considered an asshole when compared relatively to humans
>>14159853pony is a faggot.
>>14159870Is this pony a vagrant?
>>14159870That's disgusting, Carrot Top
Male voice actors of MLP> female voice actors of MLP
>>14159769>Instead of sating your sexual desires, she simply inhibits them with magic>Anon goes from sex hungry maniac to docile, friendly humanHypersexuality would probably be that thing you don't talk about in front of royalty or any unicorn that might interpret it as an impediment.
>>14159851Anon please, you digging through her trash is not "a thing"
>>14159837>one human fails to fit in, can't even find work>tries to turn to crime>robs a food stand>"Give me a loaf of bread and 30 bits!">"Sure, you humans are always so nice">pony gives him a loaf of bread and hires him to tend the stand
>>14159882Anon pleaseTabitha isn't male.
>>14159870EWWWEVERYONE DRINKS IN THAT
>>14159866No he's not, he's a glorious straightedge pony
>>14159890God, I wish finding a job was that easy
>>14159903>Drinking water from the fountain>Drinking FountainI never put two and two together until it's two late.
>>14159888But I smelled your used tampons celestiawe were one in that special moment
>>14159890>human goes insane not being able to act out their inner jerk
>>14159851>Princess thinks that you're a stupid ponyThat must really hurt.
>>14159936EVERYONESOME EVEN BATHE IN IT
>>14159903>tfw junebug is a cute pone but I always skip her scene because of how awkward spike makes me feel in the same scene
>>14159884The pony fetish isn't really a maladaptive thing for that many people, right? You guys wouldn't have trouble living with ponies just because you want to fuck them, would you?You don't have trouble just living in reality because you're a furfag, right?
>>14159934>meanwhile ponies are perfect assholes to other ponies
>>14159936No, god no, Applejack. Zebras have their own, smaller fountain located in the Everfree Forest.
i can't ignore this movie anymore, i think i'm gonna watch it. damn it to hell, i really hope it's not as painfull as i fear it to be.
THERE IS A PONYLATCHED TO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD
>>14159952No, I just don't want you to have sex with ponies.
>>14159934>storms into the everfree>starts beating up monsters and chopping down trees>hailed as a hero>ponyville expands into the newly claimed land
>>14159934>goes on a rampaging killing killing spree, leaving many ponies dead>Oh, the human is being silly again.
>>14159951I know that feel. Its hard not to feel bad for her in that scene, shes being as nice and polite as can be while Spike just openly attempts to take advantage of her. That dragon deserved to be punted in that episode
>>14159965It's more fun in a stram
>>14159968NOI JUST TOUCHED IT IT'S NOT THERE
>>14159968this is my purposeI want to go to Equestria and be a novelty taxi cab
Why don't you have a free ad on the sub?http://mlpg.co/advertise/
>>14159965It's like a really long average episode of ponies. It actually feels like how long a normal episode should be. They still have a clunky ending, though, even with the extra time.
>>14159691You have a fetish for ugly girls?
>>14159965It's pretty bad
>>14159975what if the pony wants to have sex with me huhdid you ever think of her side of this?
There could be a pony masturbating right now behind you as you browse MLPG and you wouldn't even know
>>14159965don't,they talk about haters and youtube
>>14159951>watching SoME or MMDW>so much secondhand embarrassment that I have to pause and change tab
>>14159990YOU SCARED IT NOW IT'S GONE>>14159993THAT IS A VERY UGLY HAT
>>14160007Ponies don't have sex. Ever.
>>14160008I wonder for pony's safety, it's not good to masturbate inside a wall.
>>14160008>not being able to hear her schlickingShe'd probably be kinda loud. Would she be entertaining her fetish of looking at the back of people's heads and masturbating without their knowledge?
>>14160024stop forcing your beliefs on pony
>>14159951>>14159984>>14160017c'mon and dial down the fremdschämen
>>14160023>tfw missing out on pone dancing when I'm not looking
>>14160051Haha yeah epic feel bro! /)
Derpy doesn't like drugs and she doesn't like the fact that Xieril drew her saying stuff she'd never actually say.
>>14160024>ponies>never wanting to feel orgasmic bliss with their special somepony>not wanting to bear fillies/foalsIt's like you don't even care about your waifu