This is a night horse thread. Butts will be gobbled.Previous Thread>>14139412
I'm gonna need a gif of that NMN colton swinging his foreleg in defeat at the spider toss
>>14144539Implying that'd stop Twilight.
>>14144515but s1 luna is the same size as s2 lunathis picture is inaccurate
ONE FUCKING JOB ANONAND YOU FUCKED UPPOSTED BRONY PRINCESSwe broneis are proud of you son
I tried to derail the last thread, but you fagets didn't even notice ;_;
>japony luna eclipsed just ended
>>14144571That's the old one. Princess Twilight is the new hotness.
>>14144586Second cutest pone
>there is a pony skeleton inside your favourite pony
>>14144586Cuest bestest all around ruckiest pone
>>14144591how did luna's voice sound?I missed it
Can i come spook with you guys, this thread seems like the cool kids table in the lunch room
Drew some stuff last night, posting for anyone who might be interested.
...I just wonder. How much of a news is this?>>>/co/55274810
>>14144627Are you sure about that?
>>14144636It was okayPip's voice was a cutie
>Friday: The apartment number is missing or is incorrect. UPS is attempting to obtain this information. / The address has been corrected. The delivery has been rescheduled.>Monday morning: Out For Delivery>Monday afternoon: The apartment number is missing or is incorrect. UPS is attempting to obtain this information.seriously though, what the fuck UPSI shouldn't have to call you fucks to give you my address when I already gave it to the shipperyou have my fucking phone number why didn't you call me
>>14144654It's a flexible kind of skeleton
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
HEY MISTER TALLY MAN TALLY ME BANANA
>>14144649Goddamit... nevermind. It was a ruse. It must have been. If not... it'll appear again very soon.
>>14144682Thanks for that, Anon. I love this album.
>>14144686Well what is it? day or night?1
>>14144711It's both, 'cos quantum.
>>14144711he's calling it a daywhich mean's he's declaring the end of the daymaking it night
>>14144702It sounds so modern. So ahead of its time.
>>14144595Her torso is way too short
>>14144720But if it is now night then don't call it a day!It isn't a day, it's a night!
>>14144515>pony will never devour pony>>14144539That pony needs therapy
>>14144701If you're talking about the 404 there, it automatically does that on links from /mlp/ to /co/. The thread's still alive if you go to /co/ manually, on about page 4 at the moment.
>>14144737do you even idiomshttp://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/call+it+a+day
>>14144743It's okay, Fluttershy will be a little more confident when she becomes an alicorn princess
>>14144673where muh dragons saine
pony wants to jam it in
>>14144764>pony wants to jalm it in
>>14144764Do I want to know what pony wants to jam in what?
>>14144764>pony wants to slam jam
>>14144745Never knew... and oh god yes the thread is still there.Disney is doing things. I'm afraid. I really am.http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Palace_Petsso... yeah. How much of a news is this?
>>14144780WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>14144781THANKS MUH NIGGA
>>14144794YOU ARE WELCOME ANON
>living with ponk>shit like this is an hourly occurance
>>14144809>tfw reality crashes around you and white pixelly shit floods the room
>>14144648That's a cute dosh
>>14144809but ponk is not an elephant, anon
>>14144825>ponk kissing you is like a vacuum,
Fetish Greentext Dropbox going up248 caps.
>>14144825>Ooh, what's this anon? Do you have a trunk too? What's it doing all the way down here?
PLS DRAW STREAM
>>14144809>pretend to be sleeping>rolled up newspaper ready>pony comes near>one firm smack with the newspaper to get the point acrossbad pony
>>14144839going up where, exactly?was it down?I don't recall that being a part of sentenal's dramapackage
pinkie pie doesnt want you to think of any weird stuffcant you just have sex normally with her tonight
>you'll never group fuck a pony:(
>tfw Celestia swaps her hair with yours for a day for fun
>>14144862Pinkie I've explained to you, the rubber chicken isn't normal. We have two completely different definitions of normal.
>>14144859>>14144864No, this is completely unrelated. Some anon last thread wanted more greentexts, so I sorted what I had.I only made like, ten of them myself.
>>14144862>Implying she wouldn't be the one with the weird fetishes
>>14144876>tfw Celestia swaps her futacock for yours for a day
>>14144876Does my facial hair turn ethereal, too?
>>14144899>sparkly ethereal beard
>>14144876I. Want. This. Hair.
>>14144911That'd be neat as fuck
>>14144839Don't we already have the sluttymarebooru for those?
>>14144911I.. I want this
>>14144911That would be magnificient.
Give me pony or give me death
>>14144904Man, I find myself in way too many of those Celestia greentext things.
>>14144809>live with ponk for a week>die of diabetes
>>14144911>a beautiful flowing neckbeardabsolutely gorgeous
>>14144924That has 183 caps, my fetishgreentext dropbox has 218I'm curious as to what the thirty extra that >>14144859 has areYou don't have any duplicates or anything, do you?
>>14144911I WANT IT
>>14144951american pancakes are badeuropean ones are by far the better variant
>>14144976You mean crepes?
>>14144924...the hell is sluttymare booru?
>>14144982no I mean pancakes
>>14144951>good morning anon, I made you some ramen!
>>14144989that fucking pony would probably put sprinkles in my toilet paper
>>14144988more like crap-es amirite
>>14145005What about it? I eat ramen for breakfast with cold cuts...
>>14144984Image booru specifically for caps of lewd horse writings from 4chan that someone set up at some stage.
Hey, come on, not everything Pinkie Pie makes is super sweet.She also loves super spicy food and quesadillas.
>>14145006oh wow.OH WOW.I'm bookmarking that.
>>14145006It seems there is a booru for everything>except stallions
Alright pony is over everyone close your browser.
>>14145024It's got tags (however limited they may be) but it doesn't have as many caps as https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jqjsrjf3h2a784q/Dx1XWr485T?lstAnon tagging should be enabled, so feel free to add tags where you feel they're appropriate
>>14145036no you can't make me
>>14145041So... who's going to upload the dropbox caps to smarebooru then?
>>14145041Little anon thanks you,anon.
pinkie pls no more
>>14144957Pretty sure I don't, except for one that has two different versions.And running it through Visipics doesn't give any dupicates.
>>14145058I did the first two hundred or so, the rest are on you guys
eat the food pinkie made or she will be offended
>>14145062I'd eat it.
>>14144792So you're telling me that companies steal from other companies in hopes of getting their a part of the audience?Fascinating.
Pony just ejaculated.
>>14145036OH NO I FOUND ANOTHER ONE
>>14145077I certainly hope that frankfurter is made of hard candy and not meatbecause those flavours would not go well together.
>>14145093I'm feeling pretty full Rarity...
>>14145095how's that minituffs is always so cuteshe's too adorable
>>14145095Get her away from that power point! She'll hurt herself!
>>14145104But our guests haven't even arrived yet!
>>141451070/10artifical cutenesscasual zebrano antialiasing
>>14145088MLPG BOORU WHERE?
>>14145099candied meats are apparently pretty tasty
>>14145088is... is that the gay furry artist that talked about portal 2 and ijustine
Does pone meat?
>>14145118>artificial cutenessanon plsArtificial cuteness is the use of accessories on an otherwise uncute ponyCompare here: An artificially cute pony and her extremely cute sister
>>14145125Yes, pony like ham and fish
>mfw my little sister likes EG, plays the iOS game including the EG games, watches fanvideos regularly bugs me about MLP while in public and her favorite pony is TwilightWhat do MLPG? What do?
>>14145141Yes! Yes you are the cutest little thing!
>>14145125>tfw I know that scene in that story.I need a drink...
>>14145142Hey, come on, Cloudchaser is cute, too.
>>14145154Leave her alone and let her enjoy what she likes?
>>14145107She's kinda cute I guess.
>>14145142>inner butt cutiemark
>>14145154Cuddle her while thinking of your favourite CMC.
>>14145154>What do MLPG? What do?Be thankful you have a sister you share a common interest with.Even if it is girly as fuck.Also buy her that Twilight plush from 4DE.
>>14145142What does that make this pony.
>>14145177That is how we know its really cloud kicker disguised as cloud chaser
>>14145173>kinda cuteNigga I'll fight you. She's the epitome of cute.
>>14145197A massive slut, but that's not important right now
>>14145197why is her nose red? does she have a bad case of the sniffles?
>>14145165She's the one who doesn't leave me alone about it.>>14145183She's the complete opposite of Sweetie belle.>>14145190I might actually for her birthday.
>>14145223well yeah, it's not some magical archive that can find things that don't existyou gotta write that shit yourself
>>14145227You would be the best big brother ever.
>>14145142How dare you! I think she is a very pretty mare.
>>14145227She just wants to play and talk to her older brotherone day she won't be that sweet little girl anymore, so spend some time with her while she still wants to hang out with you
Mlpg why are zebras so good at everything?
>Applejack- (also known as My Favorite of the mane 6 ;)>Rarity- (Rarity is NOT a white pony- she is GRAY. Pale, but gray. In contrast, Shining Armor is white. Observe her eyes against her coat)>Rainbow Dash... so many damn colors...>Celestia- (again, NOT a white pony. Believe it or not, she's pink. But, extremely pale pink, so... )>Luna ( also known as Best pony overall!)
>>14145227>She's the complete opposite of Sweetie belle.Damn.
I'm tanking over this Thread, Rise Luna Warriors and fill this thread with the the Pride of the Luna Republic!
>>14144757It's hard to find time for all of the things I want to practice.
>>14145261I still kinda cuddle with my older sister sometimes. It feels nice.
>>14145269you're an idiotthat war ended ages agoquit trying to break up our glorious peace
>>14145155>>14145223Unless stuff is tagged, you can't find it. You'll have to manually go through each post and edit the tags yourself.
>>14145271Where is the sex? Where is the VW van full of critters?
>>14145288Whoa, is it nighttime already
>>14145264they're too sexy
pony hats you
>>14145323but i glove pony
>>14145308Sfw cuddling. Like she strokes my hair. don't get weird on me,anon.
>>14145269Fuck off bronies
Pony wants to know if you'll love pony forever
>>14145288is she cute?
where is the place to search for futa celestia,rarity,sweetiebelle fics?i need this badly right now
>>14145308Now... and FOREVER!Ha ha ha!
You. Are. All. Maggots.
pony says you have been dating long enough that pony should try moving in with you
>>14145345Fimfiction would be my guess
> your average MLPG user
>>14145344yeah but we don't do it often. aaaand there's the fact she caught me while I was watching her taking a showers about 4/5 years ago
>>14145332pony just can't stay mad at youall is forgiven
>>14145373Did you Fuck her? Does she Fuck goats?
>>14145386No, we had an extremely awkward conversation (on my end) about it last year. And saying extremely awkward is an euphemism.
>>14145299I wanted to practice Dragons more before I actually tried to do that request.I heard someone else was attempting it, You know if anything came of it?
>>14145154I wish I was youI really wish I had a little sister to pony pony with
>Community is getting a season 5Well there goes my hopes of hearing Ken Jeong voice a pony
>>14145334>Like she strokes my hairDude, she wants your dick. Like, hard.
I wish I was female zebra
>>14145392beta as fuck...
>>14145415I wish I were a pretty pegasus
>>14145413It's not my fault you don't know how interpersonal relationship work,anon.
>>14145396I haven't seen anything.
>>14145125you know they're eating pony meat there, right? that town is Arbu, a reference to Arefu in Fallout 3, a village of cannibals. Fucking spoilers by the way
>>14145428>>14145415I wish I was literally anything other than myself.
>>14145421she brought it up because it had been crippling our relationship for the last 4 yearsshe was a rape victim when she was young, y'know. This kinda thing kinda fucks it up even more.
>>14145404>tfw you will never have a cuddly little zebra to hug all the time
>>14145421It's a common trait for little brothers
>>14145444...yeah, me tooI thought we were just stating preferences
>>14145443Is Zelda balanced for lean?
Pony made chili for youIt has beans in it
>>14145444>>14145457Im happy being myself!
>>14145461Excellent!Thank you pony!
>>14145468You win the secret, Anonymous. You will be allowed into Equestria.
>>14145461Awesome! Thanks pony!HOW DID PONY KNOW I LOVE BEANS
>>14145443Wait, what? I only thought the camera went that low for the Paper thingy.I'd play the shit out of ALBW if it could be like that.
>>14145458pffft, you mother fuckerI spit out my coffee
>>14145461Aww man, pony is the best!
>>14145461Tell pony I don't like Chili, I want soup.
>>14145461that's very nice of ponyhow could I ever pay pony back?
>>14145461>no ground beef in it>throw chili against wall,smack pone, send her back in kitchen
I don't get this thread
>>14145461Shove pony's face in it for defiling chili with filler.
Waiting for someone... I'm looking for you...
>>14145452Well, that's sad. Still, it's good you can still share that physical space with her. I can't say I'm an expert on such things but that sounds like you're making progress.
>>14145541This thread in particular? Or MLPG as a whole.MLPG is the /co/ embassy.
>>14145519Oh great googly ponereveal to us your secrets
>>14145533WHAT'S IN THAT FOLDER?
>>14145575oh yeah. We also slept together once. First time I actually cuddled with a girl in my life.
>>14145533how exactly does one pony responsibly?
pony just squelched on your face
if a girl ever shows any kind of affection towards me I just brush her off because I assume she's just trying to make fun of me
>>14145595Shining Armor pls
>>14145594PONYIT IS REGULAR PONYMUCH LIKE THIS PONY
>>14145587______ ___________ __________ __________ ___________ _____________ _________ _________________ _ No _______________ ____________ ____________ ______________ ____________ _______________ __________ lol _______ ____________ _________ ____________
>>14145533so, it's more stuff less stuff or different stuff from the other dropbox?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOG_UtLxh58This Bee and Puppycat cartoon is really cute. I hope it's kickstarter gets funded, it kind of reminds me of pony and adventure time at the same time.
>>14145618appears to be more stuffsome of the same stuff with different filenames
>>14145628Why do you love Pinkie Pie so much?
>>14145612Huh, i don't ahve SA reaction images.
>>14145633She's fun and has a lot of qualities I like.
>>14145631let's download it and then sort it out.
>>14145647No pinkie, I said I loved panko. It's so good when used with fried foods
>>14145642>no Shining Armor reaction images
>>14145618More stuff.>>14145631I had to rename a good third of what I saved because there's no option to save with orignial filename here
>>14145663I love stuff!
>>14145656anyone know of a good program for comparing two folders and checking for duplicates?>>14145663there is, but it only works in chrome and you have to have 4chanX
>>14145595Here's to hoping you'll use that phrase in the less-literal sense.
>>14145685http://www.visipics.info works for me.
>>14145519One image, endless reaction image possibilities.
>>14145595I cuddle futa anthro girlfriend's of mine in second life.and by cuddle i mean repeating the emote that looks most like cuddling and then saying provocative things to each other.While questioning whether or not the person I am talking to is a female or not, and wonder if it is a male that is so desperate for a sexual interaction, even though they may be heterosexual they perform sexual acts that they wish their dream girl would do for them, or what they would expect from them.
>>14145757>and wonder if it is a maleit isit always is
>>14145774your too slow
>>14145757Pnoy, go fuck yourself.Seriously.
>>14145774>egq sold well>they get their own series
>>14145776you're already unfed.>>14145778goddamnit fluttershy is such a boing pony.
>>14145776Too late.Cum is EVERYWHERE.
>>14145778>Pinkie ends up winning>gloats and rubs it in everyone's faces>especially to Fluttershy
>>14145782>tfw I can't my penis is not long enough, need portals>>14145794>filenamecum @ me
>>14145780I just got here.http://derpibooru.org/453820?scope=scpe72c17f01cc9ae003436be91f84e735b1277834eaAnd what in the fuck is this?WHY IS IT THAT THE ONE PONY WHO'S ENTIRE THING IS MAKING DRESSES NOT GET HER OWN SET. FIRST PINKIE'S GOTH SHIT, NOW THIS.FUCK YOU HASBRO.
>>14145776Isn't that sort of thing illegal
>>14145839I MEANT "CHARACTER" INSTEAD OF "PONY" BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>14145839These toys are disgustingly ugly. Who would even buy this?
>>14145860Little girlsthis shit actually works man
>>14145860Little Girls.I'm actually glad they aren't sold in my country yet. God knows what would happen if my sister saw them here.
Which pony enjoys playing anal sax the the most?
>>14145796I was at walmart today and seen most of the EQG toys where packaged with their pony equivalent. I thought maybe that was a sign that sales where not as high as expected and they where trying to draw people in with actual pony.
>>14145860My guess would be the target demographic
>>14145878blues is the saxaponesomehow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_YCu488mq0>Shitty episode is shitty.Who would have think it?!
>>14145887Tell me about it
PULSATING PONY PENIS
>>14145872>>14145875>>14145895They're horrible though, Even Bratz dolls look better than these ones. I used to buy my cousin dolls and stuff but these just look cheap and shitty.
PINK PONY PUCKER
>>14145900Anon, it's a joke.
>>14145778>not giving a shit eating grin as your friends and family pay you the the outrageously high rent>not rubbing your hands together as you plot against everyone by buying property from others despite the price being 10x the original cost>not building hotels on every single property for massive rustling>not scoffing at the chicken feed rents of others as you pass around the board with ease
>>14145900>mfw I still like that episode
>>14145882I think it's a mix or something. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.Hasbro fucked up by not following up the movie with short webisodes.
>No doubt she'd need a little drink every now and then, and once she realized she could just poke out and stick her head between Shyra's thick folds, I doubt she'd drink anything else. She'd be able to fall asleep easily with a belly full of thick, heavy shit floating around in warm caterpillar piss. Only thing to worry about is her head losing some of its rich brown tinge with such frequent 'cleanings'.Oh mlpg.You're so insane.
>>14145851Hey at least we're not in their world. Spike practically gets cuckolded by her every day.
>>14145776I'd like it more if it was humanized.
>>14145897Man that's an old picture. I used to play the saxophone too.I now own 4 fedoras from separate people as gifts. One has Jack Skellington on it.
>>14145961im so sorry anon
>>14145952It's because of feet isn't it?
>>14145961Might as well just kill yourself.
>>14145934I liked some of the pony toys they where packed with, but I refuse to purchase those EQG doll. If I wanted weird looking dolls of teenage girls I would just buy monster high toys.
>>14145961>one has jack skellington on it
>>14145961>I now own 4 fedoras from separate people as gifts. One has Jack Skellington on it.Anon, you poor person. You need a hug
>>14145976A-a little bit.I'm not even that much into feet stuff (except if it's with Rarara)
>>14145961>I now own 4 fedoras from separate people as gifts. One has Jack Skellington on it.Those are not gifts.Friends give gifts.
>>14145961>One has Jack Skellington on it.Pics of you wearing it pls.
>>14145984>>14145988>>14145996It was from a gift shop from Disney Downtown at the haunted hotel ride. My sister jokingly said I should get it.Then she went back and bought it. SURPRISE.>>14146006No. Then you'd know what I look like.
http://derpibooru.org/453755All of these are hilariously stupid looking.We seriously need fan art out of this. Like right now.
>>14145993I'm sort of in the same boat. I like feet sometimes but it's never been a major focus for me.
>>14146034you have a horse mask, right?put on the horse mask then put on the spooky fedora
>>14146034Do it you Swedish bastard.
>>14146034I bet you are sex anon~
>>14146037THE AGE OF JEM IS BACK!
>>14146061this is so ungodly wrong
>>14146053even a horse mask cannot protect one from the dark powers of an autism crown
>you will never grow up playing with Applebloom on the swing that hangs from the big oak tree in the back
>100 years laterWould be cool actually.
>>14146073>>14146034do ityou'll be the next Nathan
>>14146034Please, nohooves. For me bby.
>>14146085> "Dead in a ditch. Remember Vegas?"
Photo Finish arrives at Ponyville just to see you. She says that she wants to make videos staring you. Porno videos.
>Almost bought a top hat the other day.I think i'm breaking.
>>14146101Sounds like a plan.
So seriously where is spike going to get sex? He's a dragon. Is twilight going to have to provide for his needs? Or are they just going to castrate him into no sex drive? Pic related:http://i.imgur.com/4cCxZhf.png
MTYOU MUST STOPCEASEMY HEART CANNOT DEFEND
>>14146088>you'll be the next NathanWho the hell would want that?
>>14146120I seriously hope you mean a hat that says "Top Gun" or something similarwhy would you want an actual top hat unless it was for a costume or something
>Number 05: Rarity >loves to give her friends great advice!Now, my memory of the show isn't too clear, but how many times has she actually done that?
>>14146131> get sexxxYou know a man can masturbate, right?
>>14146120NO ANON DON'T GIVE IN TO THE AUTISM
>>14146137I figured it would match perfectly with my wool overcoat and handlebar mustache.
>>14146081>you'll never play tag with her out in the apple orchards>or go swimming in the pond>or stay up late telling scary stories in the treehouse
>>14146143Yea but then they are bassicly killing his sex drive. If he has no options to reproduce since he is forced into oblivion by being surrounded with nothing but ponies. It confuses him. And then if he tries to attempt any real realtion with a pony he is looked down on as sick.
>>14146120Might as well find some fingerless gloves to match
>>14146163> he is looked down as sickThey consider him a child, that doesn't mean they think he's sick for having a crush.You really think they care one way or another about his romance?
>>14146163>>14146143>>14146131>not believing in spikelightthey're made for eachother.
Hey guysHow long until the porn parody comes out?
If the ponies taste good how come they don't lick eachother more often
Eat my shorts
>>14146180> THIS IS MY HOLE!
>>14146183October 23 i think
>>14145508That game could have been so much better.
>>14146186They do anon, just not in public
>>14146174So what happens when he comes to age and tries to find love? >>14146180She's more like a mom to him than anything.
>>14146187> Dragon x Satyr is VALIDIT BEGINS
>>14146180Boy isn't FlashLight canon through and through?
>>14146187>SATYR/HUMAN: YGOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
>>14146196ThanksWe're going to stream it right?
>>14146187>Dwarf/Elf: NMy heart
>>14146207it's strongly implied, but it's a long way from canon
>>14146085>spike gains wingswhy do people keep doing this?
>>14146187Gnoll x Sprite is valid apparently.Just let that sink in.
>>14146207> FlashlightYou mean Fleshlight?
>>14146206>nymph/dryad can be pregnant with everyone's baby
>>14146232Because he has wings in his bigger forms? It's canon...
>>14146232because now they are actively teasing that he will get wings
>>14146160>you'll never carve jack-o-lanterns>you'll never try to make apple cider by yourselves and end up making the most disgusting liquid known to man>you'll never move away as you get older>you'll never come back and reconnect twenty years later>you'll never each have your own spouses and your own lives>you'll never both feel a lingering sadness and wondering at what might-have-been if your parents hadn't moved away>you'll never have an affair
>>14146243>except lizardmen>because scalies are gross.>nymphs have no standards, though.
>>14146250No it isn't
>>14146264Every other "big" dragon in the show has wings.
>>14146250he totally doesnt though
>>14146274Spike's gonna turn in to a pony?
>>14146270i-is that sa.jpg?
>>14146277Except spike, when he is big. We have seen 2 separate "adult" forms of him, both lacking wings.His character is 30+ years old, has never had wings, and in all likelyhood never will. Its a hasbro constant.Earlier pony gens also had a wingless spike with normal winged dragons present
>>14146274you post that like that's actually relevant to anyhting
>>14146277Except when he got "big"
>>14146270Good ol' /tg/
I don't care if spike ever gets wings or not, i just want the show to end like this.
>>14146295When he was still in the egg, Celestia stole his potentiality for wings to fuel Twilight's eventual transformation into an alicorn. Twilight is flying around on the wings that should have been Spike's.
>>14146323But then where did Celestia get a horn for Cadance from?
>>14146323Not to mention, as shown in >>14146264, his egg was actually labelled with the image of a dragon with no wings.He is simply not the type of dragon that has them. Others do, he does not. Just like in every other generation of MLP
>>14146307> all these things happen to elves simultaneouslyNo wonder they're so nasty all the time
>>14146309Poor Spike is going to be devastated when she goes. At least he'll always have Twilight.
Spikes baby big dumb form was pretty cute.
>>14146319>dragonTHAT'S A LAKE SERPENT YOU GIGANTIC FAGLORD
>>14146333probably some little filly from the village in the storybookor from the witch she defeated with the power of love
>>14146309>>14146328Where are their wings?
>>14146333Forged from crystal. But you can't forge wings from crystal, they have to be organic.
>>14146333A horny dragon.
>>14146333Sometimes a troll realizes they're a woman trapped in a rock-man's body.
BAB SEED BAB SEED
>>14146257I don't think AB would do that...
AND THEN WE DRAGON AGAIN
>>14146341Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14146348those are images from a doomed timeline where the elements never ascend
>>14146328I wonder if celestia/luna know what happens to ponies after they die.
>>14146375>"They're sent to pony hell, of course"
>>14146384Not pony hell!
>>14146369Hee-hee. I know you can't keep away, shug.
FAT SEED FAT SEED
>>14146370>doesn't say anything about Spike>Spike will outlive her friends>and by extension TwilightCanon again.
>>14146384Well I mean since magic exists in their world and stuff it feels like there should be some sort of after life.
Remember when Twilight was such a great pony?
>>14146389PONY HELL>>14146397yes, of course there's some sort of after-life
>>14146396>tfw megapauseYou guys think you have it badTake a peek at HSG and tell me about having it bad
>>14146394>elements of Xar
>>14146394This image hurts my heart. I have a two friends from high school who have passed away. The reality of death hurts to think about.
I love you guys
>>14146348Sorry, I meant this one
>>14146410That asshole made millions on a kickstarter for a game they will never see.
>>14146257>not building up the gumption to ask her out when you're both in your teens
>>14146405I hop they do a pony episode with spooky/creepy things happening and then it turns out to be a filly ghost who never "moved on" and twilight/celestia/luna ascend her into the next world while everyone in ponyville watches.
>>14146399Those were the days...
little pony should please big pony sexually
>>14146390I would a dragoness.
>>14146414>derpyIm glad they didn't leave out the pony, despite most would probably sperg out if they noticed because wethere they like it or not, a pony belongs on there
Little pony should mentally break big pony
>>14146430You moved away, anon. Even if you did ask her out, you didn't have enough time to do anything more than kiss her.
I always find it funny when mlpg makes the front page
>>14146444But would you raise the child?
>>14146461>those three picturesoh 4chan
Cytube playingadd bideos http://cytu be/r/duke
>>14146399Take it all in. Take it in deep and behold.
>>14146471How is this even a question?
>>14146482This was actually really funny
>>14146482>White peo-...>Purple people.gif
>>14146482I can't say I'd be much better
>>14146495It would have been cooler with someone else
>>14146444>you'll never guide her head and neck through a haunted house because she's too scared to take on human form and go throughi wonder what people's reactions would be to a human and a dragon couple. once they got over the shock of the reappearance of dragons, obviously.
>>14146516Nah I just think it'd have been cooler with, like, Sunset Shimmer
>>14146506>This is why everyone hates him.>He got to fuck that pony.>We never will.>He is the batman of the world and we are Gotham PD.
>>14146506> He knows she's leaving soon> They can get - at most - a five-minute quickie> It's the best sex of his life
>>14146482i hope you step on a lego
>>14146511Filthy abomination unto god, yada yada yada.
>>14146498one of them's yellow...
>>14146511Continue to scream in terror at the dragon.
>>14146520But she was not a pone at the timeI don't think people around here at least would be that upset for that fact alone
>>14146482So cute...So taken...
>>14146506>>14146520>>14146523Flash, she ditched you. If you want to fuck a horsegirl, you'll have to settle for the corndog girl you used to go out with.
>>14146523>She didn't quite have the full control a real mare would have>but goddamn if she didn't try
>>14146529And he knew how to dance.
>>14146540Yeah, she's mine. But why do you care, NoHooves, your waifu is BonBon.
>>14146523I don't think I've seen anything out of this particular scenario, which is a shame really.
>>14146526Ain't nobody touchin' my dragoness.
>>14146542It's not all that great unless she knows just when to clench. Otherwise you're thrusting in just as she clenches and it kind of hurts.If you're all the way in, holy shitHOLY SHIT
>>14146523>he is never able to hold an erection after that night>every girl he tries just doesn't match>he spends the rest of his life to get back to her dimension.
>>14146540wowsuch cutemuch taken100% twilywow
>pony will never rut your butt
>>14146536"Mom, dad, this is my girlfr--">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH"Oh, come on, she's not going to ea--">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH"Jesus Christ. Can you just turn into a human, honey? You broke dad.">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
>>14146563But he only needs to wait about two years for enough moons to have passed, or less if the time scale between Equestria and their Earth is asymmetric
>>14146542>She goes back to pony land.>Preggers.
>>14146541But she's not as good...Bitch doesn't even have wings or a tail like Twilight did..
>>14146580>she gives birth to the first satyr>equestria burns>the mirror is destroyed
>>14146579But he doesn't know that. Twilight never told him about the cycles.
>>14146563>The Pink Onepinkie is such a hard name to remember
>>14146593Fluttershy would make a fantastic Rarity if she wasn't such a Fluttershy.
>>14146597And they didn't even have sex.
>>14146572Would she feel bad or more likely find the entire situation amusing? I think I'd be amused.
>>14146597But he DOES know that she left on a full moon, and she left through the statue base. Flash might just try every month for years until it's permeable.
>>14146607>And they didn't even have sex.Not according to my erotic fanfiction!
>>14146581>Flash will never forgive himself for missing his shot at the giant demon chick
>>14146618But in my erotic fanfiction, she was raping the CMC until she had to go back!
>>14146593>Fluttershy will never for this for you
>pony in bed
>>14146572My parents would just ask "Uh ... can it talk, at least? I don't think you should marry something that can't talk at least."
>>14146632>rarity being a selfish cuntWhy am I not surprised.
>>14146625FIEND!BRANDISH YOUR WEAPON, WE SETTLE THIS LIKE MANCHILDREN!
>>14146611She turns into a human and spends the entire night with her fist stuffed into her mouth, terrified that if she starts laughing she won't be able to stop, and eventually set the house on fire. Dad keeps shooting her weird looks, like zebras on nature shows watching a lion eating another zebra, and while mom mostly takes it in stride, she does keep asking about "you people".
>>14146632give pinkie some credit
>>14146655> not thinking it out as humans from a totally nonmagical world"Sssso, what's it like being, uh, fictional?"
>>14146655JEEZ MOM THAT'S RACIST
>>14146654>Now you try!uhhhttp://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gjdid I get it right?
playing chess with rarity
>>14146687>"Sssso, what's it like being, uh, fictional?"I could see her shooting that back at the mom.In the land where dragons are real, humans are mythological.
>>14146655>this is her "human form">that's why dad keeps looking at her weird
>>14146632>tfw you will never cuddle with big mac
>>14146723>somebody said noDYEWTS?
what if you couldn't get a dragon but you got a kobold
>>14146715Your dad tries to be "hip" - sort of - and thinks out of the blue (based on that episode of CSI, you imagine) "So does that make you both furries where you live?"
>>14146624Are you kidding? He's kicking himself over not getting a chance to fuck horse-twilight.
>>14146740not that one
>>14146740i havent watched a single minute of that movie and I never will
>>14146742>what if you couldn't get a dragon>IMPLYING
>>14146742Kobolds are pretty cute too.
>>14146746Well, maybe he could fuck his car instead.
>>14146742A kobold is fine too.If she's cute.
>>14146723one of these days I'll get really high then watch it
>>14146745>Everyone facepalms at once.
>>14146750>>14146758>not watching the show we're here to talk aboutsure is brony in here
>>14146775"Technically, I'm a scalie. But yeah, pretty much"
>>14146746> he Googles "women who are horses"> finds out about winking> screams "SON OF A BITCH" so loud the car starts honking in the drive
>>14146789WAIT IS SHE NAKED
>>14146742Kobolds smell like fucking shit and are dumb and uncharming as fuck. Their woobie status has just caused people to mess with their design to make them cutesier.
>>14146789>GETTIN TOO CHIVALROUS FOR THIS SHIT
>>14146795>This is what the knight is thinking.>She was clothed a second ago!
>>14146691"Do you... um. Well, y'know. How do you...?"She snickers, but eventually manages to compose herself long enough to answer. "How do I what?""Oh. Uh, not you, but I meant YOU. Or the two of you. Or whatever. How do you... well?"Beside her, dad's got the Vietnam veteran look in his eye, never putting down his knife if he can at all help it. "What Carol's trying to say is how do you screw."Mom looks at dad aghast, but Talonna just doubles over again, buries her head in your shoulder, and heaves with violent, silent laughter. "But, um, yes. That." Mom's trying to be sensitive, bless her, but trying and succeeding are two different things."Quite comfortably", Talonna says eventually, cat-with-the-canary grin plastered on her face.The night continues along these lines.Talonna waits until she's gotten to the end of the driveway to transform back into her true form and lets you climb aboard. As you fly away, you can see dad's face in the window, still clearly terrified. "So how was I?" Talonna asks eventually. "I think it went great. They love me."
>>14146807You just had to look at the tags didn't you Anon
>>14146808>No, no! You're depicting this entirely fictional race all wrong!
>>14146781id rather be called a brony than watch that shit
>>14146551She's too angry of a pony for me. And she's not even cute.
>>14146826Whatever you say Brony.
>>14146781I'm here to watch pony.That isn't pony.
Pony reported your post
>>14146833>not cuteover the line
>>14146819Poor, poor dad. Maybe his attitude would change once he sees his hybrid grandchildren.
>>14146854make all the excuses you wantits still part of the show
>>14146746>>14146790>>14146798>He slams open doors at school and stomps angrily around until he finds Sunset Shimmer.>"WE'RE DATING AGAIN.">He drags her off by the wrist to a quieter spot and asks her if she can do that thing Twilight did.>Gets angry and tells her that they're going to figure out how. Soon.
>>14146856But I loved pony.Pony is an asshole.
>>14146859That eye cutiemark bullshit is incredibly ugly, but I guess atleast with this "rock star" line it kind of works for a glam rock band
>>14146867this design is really really cute
>>14146869actually it isn'tit's part of the franchise
>>14146867He'll get over it. He just needs time. You have to understand, it's the first time he's ever seen an animal bigger than a cow in person, let alone a fucking dragon.That said, Talonna probably won't help him along--until you make her. She does love to tease.
Nom nom nom.
>>14146869No it isn't.And I'll drop the show if it's ever brought up.
>>14146859>>14146877>Equestria Girls: The Series comes out>It's basically Jem and the Holograms 2
>>14146870Wouldn't Sunset mentioned that she comes from Twilight's world?That could definitely let her keep him even mroe.
>>14146897I'm all for that.
>>14146870>"Can you wink?">She looks confused and winks at him.>"NO THE OTHER ONE!">Winks her other eye.>"GUH!"
>>14146890>>14146895so are you in denial or do you have proof?because it fits the timeline pretty snugly
>>14145461Ponk makes my chili with jellybeans.
>>14146930If I was the owner of hasbro i'd make the mane 6 VAs record them orgasming, then put that in EQG dolls and then them to faust.
>Lets all decide we hate something before even watching it.>Who the fuck would ever watch a show for little girls.
>>14146880I like it. We need more variations.
>>14146962so thats a no then
Goodnight, MLPG.Wish me luck on midterms.
>>14146857Can't be cute if you're not happy. Or purple
>>141468592013: Jem Rarity2014: Debbie Harry Rarity2015: Joan Jett Rarity
>>14146967Pinkie was the best part of that video and then they fucking killed her
>>14146970I'm not watching you're shitty movie and it has no effect on season 4. deal with it
>>14146973that's a cute purple
>>141469742015.5: Ke$ha Rarity
>>14146967I watched it and i loved it. The only part i was confused about was why pinkie killed herself. Did i need to watch earlier episodes to get it?
>>14146989That's pretty low standards.No kisses without a perfect score.
>>14147011W-What if I get 99?
>>14146956EQG already came outi liked it but many didn't
>>14146999wobbuffet is p cute
>>14146977>>14146995It's a play on the original story, isn't it?Pinkie Pie dies in it, I thought
>>14147019A hug, maybe.
>>14147019then no kisses/dragon waifu for you.
>>14147023nigga das marill
>>14146984I'm not a shitty movieAnd you're not allowed to bash something you haven't seen.
>>14147020That was more directed at the people who are saying they refuse to watch it.
>>14147032>no knowing pikabludis nigga be blind
>>14147028>>14147029Fine, I'll ace it.
What pony is at her cutest when she is mad?
>>14147035It is a shitty movie.
>>14146973Can you do that? Can you make Bon Bon purple?
>>14147051Raritythem puffy cheeks yo
>>14147038I agree, that is a silly mentality to have
>>14147051Rarity is angry when she's beautiful.
After some time with Celestia, you find out that she has a fetish for seeing you as a father figure. She calls you daddy during sex and wants to be a good girl to get your approval. What do?
does dooks play hats? i think i just saw him.
>>14147079we should play hats
>>14147029why would dragon like human in the first place
>>14147093Warm blood is very exotic.And you're so soft~.
>>14147060I can try
>>14147091Busy writing. Some other time, perhaps.
>>14147091without me though.
>>14147078Try to be a good daddy.
>>14147051my waifu is filled with fury
does anyone have nobby's derpy/sasha pic?
>>14147105Well it was more of a rhetorical ques-AHHHHHHH
>>14147105Huh. That looks like it could be a new pony.The blue and green contrast is a little wonky, though.
>>14147102okay I understand the soft partbut don't dragons breathe fire for the most part
I don't understand MLPG. How do you guys even know what's going on?
>>14147093Getting tired of this justification.Humans are weak breeders, and dragons can get knocked up by anything. Any human-dragon child will be a dragon. More importantly, male dragons are exceedingly rare.
>>14147116A thing for Xieril, featuring Rainbow Dash. Kind of has to do with this picture.Then I gotta finish up that Twilight/Rarity thing.I'm just feeling the Dash request more at the moment so it's getting worked on.
>>14147138Ponies are going on, usually.
Good night /co/Wish me luck at my new job tomorrow.
>>14147138I think most people just skim the thread. Pictures and spoilers usually make people more interested in reading the post and when you get to the bottom it's not too hard to keep up.
What pony is at her cutest when she is sad?
>>14147132It's a chemical reactionThey take very well to external heat, so they can even bathe in lavaBut inside they're always feeling kind of chilly and welcome warm contact
>>14147132If they were warm-blooded, and breathed fire, then their blood would probably boil. Probably.
>>14147190The Crystal Pony breed.
>>14147190None of them.Pony is not for sad.
>>14147131a lot of ponies share the same contrasts, just with varying hues
>>14147176GOOD LUCK FAILING AND BEING A GENERAL WASTE OF SPACE
>>14147138/pol/ taught us well.
>>14147191>>14147198huh, well okay thencan't see them getting much heat from such a small creature though>>14147143so they don't actually want a human, they just want to screw, have kids, and leave
>>14147213No, pony has to be sad occasionally to make the happier times even better.
>>14147246I just like being able to piss while standing and not having to relly on some dumb funnel
>>14147246She's basically describing what I feel when I get kidney stones.
>>14147230Some of them. Like humans, not everyone's looking for the same thing. This one's looking for a relationship, and she thinks you're cute, so why not go out with you while she's waiting to lay your egg?
>>14146187>humans and kobolds can't breedNONCANONNONCANON
>>14147302scootaloo looks so freaking cute like that
Can you handle pone?
>>14147339if pone would let me try
>>14147331you'd seem to be implying that Scootaloo doesn't always look so freaking cute.
>>14147312INFERIOR DRAGON IMITATORS
>>14147246>recounting personal experience>pulls open a bookLook, it's one thing to be upset at someone's ignorance, but this is fucking retarded
>>14147343Pone says permission granted
>>14147348She always does, but much more in that pic.
>>14147356pone's getting handled gently and tenderlyhttp://i.imgur.com/Jq326pL.png
>>14147350SHUT UPIF KOBOLD WERE PONE YOU'D LOVE IT
>>14147350THEY'RE NOT IMITATORS, THEY'RE DESCENDANTSDIDN'T YOU READ THAT 3.5 SUPPLEMENT
>>14147374That's not pone's
>>14146967well that was interestingCant wait to see RDP:Equestria Girls so I don't have to watch the real thing
>>14147302that's a pretty cute style
So how about the pony that is cutest when she is confused?
>>14147394>tfw RDP is going to be ogre
>>14147385pone can deny it all he wants, but he's clearly enjoying it
>>14147420ignorance isn't cute
>>14147283Perhaps you should consider drinking more water.
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress.
>>14147440RIGHT BEHIND YOU
>>14147424We're not ded, just moderate.
you will never a chubby kobold girl
>>14147421yeah, but at least we established who is worst pony once and for all
>>14147290Why can't it just be a loving relationship from the beginning.Why anon.
>>14147447WHOA SHIT SHE'S ALL WINKING AND STUFFWHAT DO I DO NOW
>>14147443Should have told me that 6 years ago before they formed.
>>14147468ask her out, dude
>>14147460Good, give me a real dragon.
>>14147468You should probably call that pone a doctor. Uncontrolled winking could be a neurological problem.
>>14147479OH GODSHE HAD A SPARE TICKET TO THE GALA AND NO ONE TO GO WITHFUCK I DIDN'T THINK SHE'D SAY YESI DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO WEAR
>>14147460anon plsplsmy heart ;;
>>14147498>RCH will never make a little dress for mewball's thumb
>>14147502calm the hell down manshe's probably just as nervous as you areyou have a couple days to get ready, right?
>>14147518fuckfuckokayfucki uhi gotta check the calendarmaybe i can rent a tux or somethingor does she wear the tux and i wear the dressi am confused
What draw, mlpg?
>>14147558For a minute there I thought Rarity had a glass of wine
>>14147558so the guy wins
>>14147498>implying you wouldn't be the slutty mare
>>14147558Stallion superior racer!
>>14147558>wingsStill can't deal>>14147560teen Scootaloo preparing for a date
>>14147512Wouldn't you rather a big, powerful dragon, anon?
>>14147568Pony will always live on in your dick
>>14147558Holy shit those ponies run so stupidAre crystal ponies retarded?Is that why they need a regular pony to coach them?
>>14147570Of course the guy wins. Would you let some smelly flying vagina to win?
>>14147558>the pony race is about fifteen yards>it takes nearly twenty minutes
>>14147560Giant pone eating buildings
>>14147582pony can't live therepony doesn't even pay rent
>>14147560draw this >>14146441
>>14147580I want a waifu I can snuggle in my arms.I mean, if I fall in love I'm not going to be picky.But tiny kobolds are cute.
>>14147578You my nigga.>>14147560Loadsa dragonesses.
>>14147595Pony is a stowaway
>>14147610But what if they were roughly the same size as an average human? They'd be taller, and deadlier, and scalier... but it'd still be nice wouldn't it?
Pony rubbed her butt on the carpet
Pone is trying to pull her mane off.
>>14147644Pone is so silly
>tfw everyone is ded
>>14147628Oh yeah.I'm just of the opinion that short and chubby is adorable. I'm not contesting that tall and deadly is hot as hell.
Pony wants to euthanize you
>>14147672Oh good! That would save me a whole bunch of troublewait why
Pony wants to bring you to life
>>14147428Why you gotta use my past mistakes as reaction images anon
>>14147672But I don't want to die.Especially not if pony is real.
>>14147692where's my oc?
>>14147672FINALLY!I've been dropping hints for weeks!
>>14147692because you haven't updated for weeks and I can't think if a good question to ask
You can be with your waifu, but she is a human and you are stuck as a pony, that can't speak and was brought into her life to entertain her child.
>>14147698You're gonna have to post it first anonymous
>>14147431MEWBALL IT'S TIME FOR CUDDLES.
>>14147689Actually I'm still alive too.
>>14147668I'm busy hating what I write, deleting it, and starting over.Freaking back-story establishing the current story. Aagh.I wish I had a picture of pony violently shredding paper.
>>14147713That doesn't sound pleasant at all.
>>14147713I'll take itis she in to horsefucking?
>>14147724aspiranthey, hey aspiranthave you ever done anything with dragons
>tfw noone likes ogre pony
>>14147715Hey NHCould you draw Rarity passionately kissing CElestia?
>>14147740Other than Spike being a side character in a few things, nope.
at the gara~
>>14147745Those ponies need chemo asap
>>14147754grando sponsa de okurishimas
>>14147747Hasn't Jalm already done that>>14147748WE'VE HAD THIS DISCUSSION
>>14147752ah manI assume that means you have no interest
I want to draw something that people would easily use in an imageboard.
>>14147807they'll just shitpost about you.
>>14147807ponify reaction imagesideally with lesser used ponies
The reality of this something something... the best night ever!
>>14147786NO WE DIDN'T.
>>14147807Then draw something that looks either traumatized or shitty and put it in front of a keyboard. It'll be perfect!
pony says you're spoopy
>>14147786>Hasn't Jalm already done thatYes, and not just him, but why should it stop you? I'm really curious of your interpretation. Of course if you don't want i won't hesitate ;_;
pony just beeped
>>14147804Eh, depends I guess. The ones from FIM are sized better for...stuff. I might try it some time later, but for now I've got a good number of things I gotta work on.
http://bronytime.libsyn.com/the-50th-episode-spectacular-with-mane6-and-lauren-faustpodcast with faust as special guest
>>14147833How spoopy we talkin' here?
>>14147807Kraut please you already are a meme.
>>14147807Pick a pony and draw it doing one of these faces
>>14147842just tl;dr the details
>>14147841>The ones from FIM are sized better for...stuff.and what is this...stuffthey are rather small dragons
Would you talk all about magiiiiiiiiiiiiiic with Twilight?
>>14147841Why do people not use the full image?
>>14147842>podcast with someone importantSo wait, let me guess, the hosts ramble on about head cannons while faust sits there for minutes on end between questions. Choice questions no doubt include discord, luna and background ponies.That sound about right?
>>14147873Cuddling, of course.>>14147882Because I didn't have it. Now I do. Thanks!
Seriously though, I would marry Applejack.
>>14147882you messed up Rara-sama's horn
>>14147882Anon I dont have to answer to you.
>>14147882Because your horn looks like a didlo
>>14147865What'd I do to spoopify pony?
>>14147899what if she starts telling you about what she's learned and seen?
>>14147906>cuddlingthis is acceptable
This is the worst football game I've ever seen
>>14147852He's gone. You can stop shitposting him now. You win. Be happy about it.
>>14147925why yes, it IS fashion butt o'clock.
>>14147932I would listen and ask questions
>>14147861still listening. lots of garbage to wade through before the good stuff.
>>14147935i bet it was a pretty ludicrous display
Pony wants to know if you'll respect her in the next morning if she does this with you.
>>14147874Why talk magic with Twilight when she can try to teach me magic? We can talk about it after I can shoot fireballs from my hands or levitate random objects around the room.Or random ponies.>>14147934Good, because those fem dragons posted earlier have really cute features, and if they enjoy outside sources of heat as described then I'm sure they wouldn't mind cuddling with a giant heat sack that is a person.
>>14147943Alright. I'd wait for her to tell me all about it. She'd probably use the words "so special" to describe it
>>14147965Trick questionI would always love and respect pony, no matter what.
>>14147965No, pony should know better.
>>14147991Remember when Kloudmutt could art?
>>14147965depends on how freak nasty pony gets. I'm joking of course i'll respect pony.
>>14147754why is she so perfect
>>14147965I'd love and respect pony always. Nothing could change that.
>>14148011>hmm, i can't draw faces but I still want to draw ponies>I know!
>>14147973I am very okay with this. Them especially liking the softness not found in scales the the heat from a warm blooded creature sounds adorable.