Old Thread>>14135509Twilight and her gang are sent to an important errand to a far away land! What is your thought on the introduction of the Crystal Ponies, Sombra, and the Empire itself? Whats your thoughts on Cadance and how she is part of this whole mess? Did you like how it was Spike, and not Twilight, that became the hero of this episode? Anything else that you would like to add?
legalizecrystalfuckingpones
>mfw crystals
>pony sales increased againThe ride just gets longer and longer
aw yisstime for waifu-fagging
>>14139443Apples are going up!
>>14139430HOLY COW
So...how about dem crystals?
>>14139453I love her. I just love her.
>>14139453fuck off blazangor go write something or whatever
>>14139443>>14139466Are you ready for Season 5?
>>14139461>Why were you crying?
>>14139430That crystal pony was suppose to hold the line
>>14139466Should I buy more stock in apples while they're still rising or sell what I have before they drop again?
>>14139482S5 is small time man.We're looking here at S6
>>14139488They never drop anon.
I can't tell if he's actually handsome or if I'm just a slut for power, but I would totally let Sombra do whatever he wanted to me
>>14139443source
>>14139484grunten of crystals
>>14139482>>14139490None of the mane six will become alicorns in S4, because they're saving it for the later seasons.
>>14139487They did. They just let go of the line when the enemy arrived.
>>14139510that's not holding the line at all
>>14139510That single pony ran like a coward while the others held
>>14139500If they never drop then how are you supposed to harvest them?
>>14139477Well it has been awhile since I last wrote something...Anyone have fic request?
>>14139512You primary task today is parties.
>>14139504http://investor.hasbro.com/events.cfm?disclaimer=yes
haha xieril is hanging out with slow horse in the last thread
>>14139512You're fired
>>14139523You have to kick them down anon.
>>14139532>>14139541Pony is confused
>>14139529Babs showing the CMC Manehattan
>>14139533>Growth in five of seven Franchise Brands:Transformers Nerf Play-Doh crossover when?
>>14139502Sombra is wasted potential but he can be a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDNTNXtsN1Y
pony isnt sure how to show you he loves you without ruining his chances
>>14139529Thunderlane taking Rarity out on a date!it can be NSFW if you want
>>14139554The obvious solution is to FIRE PARTIES.
>>14139554Silly second anon thought that Pinkie was working a real job, like a bakery or childcare. Who'd be silly enough to trust her with things like that?
>>14139587just be there for me like he already was doing
>>14139587I will take very good care of his chancesI'll be sure to use the correct lube so they don't get ruined and I'll always wash them when we're done
>>14139529Rarity and Twilight getting drunk togheter and insulting the other races while Pinkie and Fluttershy are trying to keep an angry Dash and AJ from them
>>14139587By bringing me cute mares
>>14139512This is the story of a pony named Pinkie.Pinkie worked for a company in a big building where she was pony employee number 427...
>>14139594Pony brought backup!
>>14139625When Pinkie came to a set of two doors, she picked the one on her left.
>>14139588>>14139559>>14139614these are going on my to-do list.I wont lie, I probably wont have it done today since I've got shit to do and I refuse to rush it and deliver something half-assed, but I wont forget this.
>>14139665Thank you whoever you are. Can't wait.
>>14139665WAITAM I TOO LATE TO ASK FOR A REQUEST?
>>14139679>whoever you are>not reading the reply chain
>>14139679>Thank you whoever you are.Its Blazang.
>>14139690>>14139693Oh.Well I just got here. Sorry.
>>14139412Boring, disappointing, predictable, dumb.The crystal ponies should have been the ones to know the secret to defeating Sombra. Also their houses look terrible.
>>14139654Why would two unconnected doors that both open inward be installed on different side hinges?
>>14139681just say it man>>14139679it's a-me>>14139693Every time I see an old drawing like that, i feel like redrawing it
>>14139721This is the longest WPSHH I've ever seen.
>>14139716ALRIGHTHOW ABOUT DASH REALIZING THAT TWILIGHT'S MOM WROTE DARING DO?
>>14139714For aesthetic purposes. You didn't even consider why both doors are needed for those two hallways first. If you were building two doors that acted as to allow the choice between left and right it looks better that way.
>>14139716It was aaaweful!
pony has fabricated claims upon anonymous
Pony had fun so hard
>>14139743pony can try to claim my fabrics but she can't have them.
http://derpibooru.org/453018
>>14139721CAREFULPONY APPEARS ANGERED
>>14139754Damn, son.
>>14139743They're not fabricated. They just refer to a temporary situation
Here's that thing I said I was working on
>>14139754Nipples don't work like thatand meh I guess
>>14139754boron pls go
>>14139780>Nipples don't work like thathow about these instead http://derpibooru.org/453007
>>14139654When Pinkie came to a set of two doors, she picked both of them unless observed.
>>14139754oh hey she has nipples now
>>14139763But it's just some light WPSHHing
Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
>>14139774Yes.
>>14139731ugh, i hate that development in the comics but i'll do it for you~
>>14139788weird placement, especially the right one
I want to hug this cutie tight
>>14139783>msob will never draw more princesshumans
>>14139774D'awww. That cake pony looks so happy.
>>14139817Why?
>MLPG>Drawfags are in their teens>Fanfiction writers are in their 20s
>>14139796I don't think pony appreciates her bum being played like drumsWell I mean other than this one but I think mew broke her or something
>>14139754still meh
>>14139774BUT IM NOT GAY
>>14139774Femanon should be more careful with her diet
>>14139829>Drawfags are in their teensI'm sure that's only a handful of them.
>>14139817I'M NOT THAT MUCH OF A FAN OF IT EITHER, BUT I THINK IT'S TO FUNNY NOT TO DO ANYTHING WITH IT
>>14139841then don't hook up with mares
>>14139774oh jeezi thought you were talking about a terraria thingdangyow
>>14139826because I dont like how Twilight's family is shaping up to be responsible for anything important in the show universe.
>>14139754>>14139788I like the artist, but that's pretty bad.
>>14139830Pony does it all the time, though
>>14139774I'm curious. How's Anon earning money?
>>14139774I normally don't like big girls but the curves on that femanon gets me going.
>>14139863Well fine but I won't help if pony puts the smackdown on your face
>>14139867I'm sure Rarity lent us some bits when we appeared outta nowhere
>>14139858Eh it's just some adventure books man. Twilight is just a shill for recommending her mother's books.She also grew up with them. It makes sense for her to love them.
>>14139867she has hands. probably doing some labor. or turning tricks
>>14139874>rainbow dash smacks her butt down on xieril's face
>>14139844>Femanon should be more careful with her dietlike you would be able to help yourself if you lived right near sugarcube corner
>>14139874>>14139887u-unf
>>14139892b-but what about that nice cafe with the mushroom tables
My nigga, I like crystal, just not this kind.
>>14139903I get that reference!
>>14139829We do have plenty of drawfags in their 20s
Why havent you deep fried your pony yet?
>>14139829And?
>>14139892Yeah okToucheBut she really should be careful if she doesn't want that already too small shirt to look even smaller on her
>>14139916Oh my godthat's adorable
>>14139924Fuck that. That shirt needs to be at least an inch or so shorter.
>>14139899>Hana hana no mi.gif
>>14139933They're hypo-allergenic
>>14139912>that transparencywhat
>>14139881It's always been clear that Twilight's family was well off but it just seems too convenient, like how Vinyl Scratch got her cutie mark thanks to Shining Armor. Twilight's Mother could have been a writer of any series of books but the fact that it's the book that appeared before, as the one Rainbow Dash really got into just makes it feel so tacked on just o make her seem relevant. Now, I'm half-expecting Twilight's father to be the manager of the Wonderbolts or something
>>14139974I hope her father is a whip that works a office job or something really lame.
>fanfiction
>ponyfiction
>>14139989http://www.fimfiction.net/story/97190/1
I need a pony hug
>>14139952I want to shear that pony regularly and have a nice new set of pony wool clothing every year
>>14139883>Handjobs are unlike anything the stallions have experienced>Keeps her holes safeIt's win-win!
>>14139989>fanart
>>14140004>Handjobs are unlike anything the stallions have experiencedWhy do you think diamond dog whores and dragon whores are so popular?
>>14139989Ooh I love that stuff! Where? Where?!
>>14140021RARARARARARA
>>14139989I read a short Twirity fanfic recently. Really really cute. The ending made me feel because of Spike and what he did. Guy's a bro.
>>14139999They're partially used for clothing.The other major use is they have an abnormally high milk production.
>>14139974>>14139984Senior civil servant is my hunch. A lifer in the bureaucracy somewhere. Not famous, not in an elected role, pays reasonably well. Is probably head of the Equestrian Drainage Oversight Board or something.He's deeply devoted to his work, and burns with a passionate fury when it comes to drainage ditches, dykes and certain non-urban pipes located on public land.Is otherwise incredibly quiet, boring and without much station in the world.
>>14140020>dragon claws>dog paws>coming close to matching human handsOnce femanon showed up, she became the most sought for just this reason
>>14140021what an excited little pone
>>14139995>NOTE: All characters in this story are Anthro.And I'm done. Got anything that isn't furry casual fuckery? I need ponies. Not almost ponies.
>>14140030Link?
>>14140027http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WcFObgYhI
>>14140048http://www.fimfiction.net/story/133706/1/experiments/experiments
>>14140032>that other major use>that picHnnnnnnnnnnnnggg-- WHY ARE WE NOT DRAWING FANART WHOLESALE OF THESE YET?!
>>14140041>doesn't like casual fuckeryfine, be lame as helltry this insteadhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/62074/
>>14140032What if pone had curly hair like that?
>>14140077No thanks, I suffered that mess along with too much chatoyance. Got anything that wasn't written from the far side of misanthropic despair?
>>14140085Other horses can inherit or have the gene, but its rare.
pony wants you
>>14140085>posting twilightnext you'll be posting fluttershyugh you have the worst taste
>>14140095>doesn't like casual fuckery>doesn't like misanthropic despairhow about long-winded adventure?http://www.fimfiction.net/story/92077/
>>14140116She wants you so baaaa-aa-aaa-aaad it's driving her mad, it's driving her mad.
>>14139934>Fuck that. That shirt needs to be at least an inch or so shorter.If she needs adjustment I'm sure Rarity could help
>>14140135That song isn't that great
>>14140097What about the deputy?
>>14140132Please anonplease
>>14140136nigga why did you come out of nowhere when people said you ditched us?
>>14140134It looks low tier anon but I'll try it. Here, you can try one I likehttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/5170/
>>14140148I'm often around
>>14140136I wonder if Rarity would be Anon's best friend. After all, Anon kind of needs clothes a little more than ponies do.
Applejack is the best pony.
>>14140141What song? Ponk just wants you really bad.
>>14140136That's not an excuse to overindulge herself so much!
>>14140147>broniest princessesi am so done with you
>>14140161Rarity got there first.
>>14140152my brain hurts too much to read
>>14140148>believeing Anon's lies
>>14140152I'll give it a shot, but I just started reading this http://www.fimfiction.net/story/33512/ and I want to give it a fair shake before I move on to something else
>>14140171
>>14140171>implying cadence and twilight aren't more brony than luna
>>14140176They're just platonic friends, though.
>>14140185
>>14140159But Rarity is too generous with her friends. If she wants a steady customer she needs to keep things at the level of acquaintance.
>>14140159She'd be my first choice in finding a place to stay. She is the element of Generosity after all. I work for her, take care of Sweetie and let her use me as a model if she wants to take up the challenge of designing for a new species and in turn she can let me sleep on the sofa and maybe give me some pocket money.it's really a win win
>>14140192
>>14140188muh gamer lunamuh nlrmuh woona
>>14140189 Platonic friends with benefits.
>>14140211Benefits like free clothes and leftover cider. Never anything sexual, though. They don't like each other that way.
>>14140220>ClothesAnon Aj isn;t into that. She;s just happy someone can repair her hat perfectly for free.
What if pony lived in a van down by the river?
>>14140220no sexual stuff too. After a night together, their vaginas are really sore.
>>14140235pony could try to be a low-rent motivational speaker
>>14140240No, that's not Rarity and Applejack.You must be thinking of Rose and Lily.
>>14140210Who cares about gamer luna. And moonstuck is the only good woona. And the new lunar republic will rise again YOU'LL ALL SEE!
>>14140231Still she kinda gets annoyed when Rarity tries to convince her to change her hat for something more...frufruie
fluttershy stumbles in and groans as she collapses on your couch
>>14140220I disagree.http://i.imgur.com/IvfHB6u.png
>>14140247so you're saying applejack and rarity are into anal?
>>14140263does she wanna get high?it sounds like she's had a rough day
>>14140275fluttershy presses a cushion over her head at your suggestion
unfhttp://derpibooru.org/453717
>>14140275No, she says she's moving back to cloudsdale
>>14140295>Pull her under wear upunf
>>14140192Who's a better waifu Cadance or Twily?
>>14140318the answer is Luna.
>>14140327
So when will we get an episode about Fluttershy making a nonviolent protest in Canterlot because they trp poor defenseless fireflies to use them to illuminate the city?
>>14140192She's a goddamn succubus!
>>14140341
>>14140340>implying
>>14140347That's just animals killling other animals to be fed. PONIES. EVIL DISGUSTING PONIES are using poor innocent bugs
>>14140333Shutup Shinning we all know your secret.
>>14140364Princess of love
pony is afraid you don't want her
>>14140136>If she needs adjustment I'm sure Rarity could helpI would love to see Rarity making her shirt just a bit too short.
>LK is a small duck>not the handsome unicorn stallionMy entire life is a lie
>>14140375She can create love for even the most distnat ponies.But she can't create love for herselfTHIS SUMMEr
>>14140382>implyingI do! How can I tell her that I do?
>>14140403Yes
>>14140393He's a small duck TODAY.
>>14140158>r63sweetie belle and scoots are sweating their ass off with first boner>r63 Apple Bloom being a stand up good guyWeaver you magnificent bastard
>>14140251Would you tell Luna that she was prettier as Nightmare Moon?
APPLES APPLES APPLE APPPLS APLES
>>14140200>I work for herRarity's male in this setting>take care of SweetieSo is SweetieI mean I'm sure that generosity will shine through all the same though
>>14140418>Scootaloo being chikungreat job, Weaver!
>>14140434I was talking in general not about this situation man.
>>14140407Take her to the hedge mazes for the fall lamp festival.
>>14140433sweets
>>14140428But she already knows that anon.
>>14140382She must be paranoid then I want her a lot
>>14140433God save the apple
>>14140200>>14140434>>14140445Sweetie Belle doesn't live at Rarity's, anyway. He'd just be visiting sometimes.
>>14140464Queen Smith will live forever.
>>14140393>>>14138850Now shhhh. Your regularly scheduled LK will return shortly.
>people actually think that MMC was not rushed and poorly paced and that Twilight actually earned her status
>>14140464When Applejack becomes an alicorn princess, will she still buck apple trees or will she give in to the temptation to levitate them off with her magic?
>>14140484Buck them
>>14140475But he doesn't have a set form anyways!
>>14140484>instead of bucking trees she simply stomps the ground and bucks all the trees at once
>>14140428No, that'd be insensitive.But I might ask her to change into NMM for me from time to time. For reasons I would come up with on the fly.
>>14140484She won't be doing either, silly. Princesses don't do hard work! What kind of message would that be to little girls?
>>14140418>r63 Apple Bloom being a stand up good guyHe's about to suggest they play "Hide the Sausage" or "Blindfold Femanon" or some shit, how is he a stand-up guy? That's like the whole point of the picture.
>>14140489>This isn't even my final form!
>>14140484She'll give in. She;ll use magic. But then Granny Smith smacks her,
>>14140502That they believe everything they see on tv?
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>14140507clearly he just wants to go play with loop-de-hoopsa perfectly innocent childhood activity
>>14140489but I like the tiny duck
>>14140418it's a fun dynamic for the male CMC
corrupting luna back into nightmare moon
pony says it's her turn for the computeryou promised
>>14140522would grownup Twist still have a lisp?
>>14140544tell pony I had my fingers crossed
>>14140537>date luna>it isn't working out>She threatens to revert back into nmm if you leave her
GIVE ME THE CHUBBY PONY!
>>14140535It is, and it does represent an aspect of Apple Bloom pretty well, but have you ever done anything with the monomania for getting a cutie mark?
>>14140559noyou get /fit/ pony instead
>>14140556>dump her>She goes villainess>date her again
>>14140556>implying I wouldn't prefer that
>>14140535Oh man I had totally forgot about that pageMakes me laugh every time
>>14140556>yandereTHIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF HOT
>>14140573>pony luna turns into huge anthro nightmare moon
>>14140477I was in the bathroom throwing up for 20 minutes after watching it
>>14140571>she turns back into luna
>>14140556>it isn't working outI find that hard to believe.She can totally turn into NMM while I screw her brains out though
>>14140559
ponybutts
>>14140578Tsundere is so much better.
>>14140544Only if pony sits on my lap while using the PC. That's what she promised.
>>14140623kuudere is good too
Is the pony team at DHX working on anything else at the moment, or does pony have their full attention now?
>>14140657Right now the production team should be wrapping up Season 4.There's been hints to the effect that they're at least already in the planning stage for season 5, but nothing concrete enough to push that beyond the realm of fan's wishful thinking.
WHICH NIPPONE TODAY?
>>14140568Fit pones are pretty nice
>>14140674That's good. I know they were pretty split last season, so maybe having the full season and nothing else to do will help the quality this time around.
>>14140707agreed
>>14140568>>14140707>/fit/ poniesWe need a picture of Iron Will or Shining Armor doing the /fit/ pose
>>14140752yesyes we do
>>141407349/10 concept4/10 executionSomeone do better
You gotta fight for your right to pony!
http://derpiboo.ru/453756Oh godshelp
>>14140772I WANNA PONE!PONE! PONE!PONE!I WANT TO PONE!PONE!PONE!
>>14140772how about after "we fuck the fight""nothing"
>>14140789WA-WA-WA-WAOOORW
HEY DERPY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DRUGS?
>>14140793Someone should stram a dikekike marathon.
>tfw MLP is just another meme for the normalfags on Facebook and 9derpWhy can't I just be a virgin alone...
>>14140778I don't really hate the outfits on these. This and the Rarity ones are the only ones I've seen, but they're both wonderfully over-the-top glam rock outfits. Just a shame they're on those things And what the hell did they do to Rarity's beautiful hair?
>>14140795
>>14140800feels feels feels feeling feels yeah yeah
>>14140800>Facebook and 9derpWhy the hell do you go there? Just stay on 4chan.
>>14140800>using "normalfags"listen there's nothign wrong with being 14 but you'll have to use a different register around here.
>>14140811also there are two dash dolls
>>14140795I don't really care, Anon
>>14140691Jappone Luna Eclipsed in three hours
On a scale form 1 to 10 how bad is it that a shipping fanfic made me feel very happy about the end and become my favorite fanfic?It was just so nice to see my favorite ponies being happy after being sad for a long while.
>>14140899I'm afraid I have some bad newsyou're a huge nerd
http://twilightsparkle.cz/
>>141408991,really.
>>14140899Use a strawpoll!
>>14140908Is...is it terminal?
>>14140938Everybody's dying, buddy
>>14140909>.cz>Directly takes me to a .pngWhat is this sorcery
>another crystal pone threadI can work with this
>>14140909http://mlpg.co/twily
>>14140946But then who will take care of the ponies?
>>14140949don't you just wanna hug crystal pone
>>14140989NOBECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL.
>>14140955Fuck, this song sounds like a Christmas carol.
>>14140967their princesses, obviously
>>14141004Well Twilight is Jesus. I mean she got a bitching beared in S5 and that halo at the start of S6
>>14140989Yes anon they are ridiculously adorable before they turn full crystal
>>14140997shhjust let it happen anon
>>14141020Nigga pls. She got nothing on the J-man. Right J-man?
>>14141057You best not be talking shit about dem little ponies
>>14141057
>>14141057It's cool bro.
Giddy up, jingle horsepick up your feet
>>14141066What? Nah man nah. i was just saying how none of the ponies could have such an awesome beard like you
>>14141083Pony frogs
>>14141048hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>14141105
>>14141105>>14141109Yeah nah
>>14141048
>>14141048that artist could really tighten his lines and dramatically increase the quality of the art with little effort
>>14141119
http://derpiboo.ru/tags/rainbow+rocksoh gods theres more of those horrifying dolls
>>14141100>>14141121pone just wants some love
>>14141129>>14141133>>14141105>>14141109hue
>>14141153All pones need hugs anon, it is like a survival requirement
>>14141156Oh godWhat happens if I refuse?
>>14141156shh just let it happen
How many hours a day do you spend on /mlp/?
>>14141153
>>14141162Yes, like clothing.
>>14141170Full on this?
>>14141169I never go on /mlp/.
>>14141171It's overcast, snowy, and cold. Fuck that.
>>14141175Clothing is not a pone survival requirement you heathen savage
>>14141190pinkiegasp.wmv
>>14141190Haha. Hahaha. Ha.>implying this is /co/
>>14141195It's as much a requirement as hugs.
>>14141152They are just so goddamn horrible. WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO RARITY? OR TO AJ? I MEAN FUCK. They never deserved this even if they were just shallow clones that lacked all the qualities that made the ponies such enjoyable characters.
>>14141170this artist looks kind of familiar
>>14141169>5 hours at work from my phone>At least another 5 or 6 hours at homeToo much time.
>>14141195 Is basement a survival requirement?
>>14141210I'm just glad that I can't stand to use 4chan on my phone otherwise I'd never leave this awful place
>>14141210>4chan on mobileI hate it so
>>14141169yesterday 10today 5 so far
>>14141195You haven't heard? FS I'm sorry but...Hasbro just said that they're going back to the MLP Tales formula.
>>14141224>>14141210That reminds me I still haven't tested 4chan on my uni's wifi.
>>14141187http://i.imgur.com/1D7sZK3.jpg
>>14141217Only if pone is a crazy conspiracy minded survivalist and has turned it into some sort of bomb shelter>>14141243That is not funny anon. Some things we just do not joke about
Only problem I have with it is my lack of countless images and I can't read filenames. Mobile pone?
>>14141252Well that was disappointing
>>14141261do you have an app or something?Trying to use 4chan in-browser is a nightmare on my phone
>>14141279Chant for android is good but I don't think it updates anymore
>>14141170>>14141153
>>14141279Nope. Just using plain old Chrome. Captchas can suck and auto correct is a pain sometimes, but you find your own little tricks to working mobile pony.
>>14141279There used to be two of them. The developers of Chandroid gave up their project and closed the app. Chant was the other option but it seems to have either disappeared or abandoned as well. All thats left is...party van I think
>>14141296>chant for androidI'AI'AANDROID F'THAGN
ponies lined up in a rowdisplaying their frogs to you for rubbing
>>14141243MLP Tales is worse than G3
>>14141279You should try Opera set as desktop client with 4chan x, last I tried it was fairly decent, not comparable to a computer of course but usable
>>14141321PFFFF
>>14141321w-what
>>14141313Chant was removed from the play store since it had pornographic content. I think it's still alive but you need to download it form the guy's blog which I don't know
>>14141339android will rise anonwhen the stars are right
the pony thought process, not necessarily in order:is it dangerous?can i eat it?can i fuck it?
>>14141348http://chant.dxh.me/Oh lookit that, and he's been updating it too.I just thought it was straight up ded. Tks anon.
alright, just a reminder, Jappony is on in 2 hours 30 minuteshttp://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2It's Japanese Luna Eclipsed today, so don't miss out
>>14141389>tfw I miss all of them
>>14141385>notIs it dangerous?can I eat it?Can I befriend it?DYEWTS?
>>14141388It's at least what I cand do with the knowledge i got from lurking /g/
>>14141388tks?
>>14141406Why'd you repost the same thing he just did?
I want to use 1-2 ponies as floatation devices
>>14141325i beat them all up and took their wallets
>>14141151C-celestia..
>>14141423I want to use seapony as a snorkel
>>14141430C-C-C-Celestia s-s-sama.....
>>14141413>friendship and fucking are the same thingMLP: Fucking is Magic
>>14141445And Twilight is the Princess of Fucking.
>>14141423I want to have a lot of sex with trixie.
>>14141445>>14141414Don't encourage that sort of thing
>>14140989>hug crystal pone>crystal pone turns crystal>you are now hugging a large, very hard, squirming rock of jagged edges
>>14141442>you can't keep your stuttering under control>she gets seriously worried, comes close and feels your temperature to check if you have fever>it's just getting worse
>>14141447No anon, she's he fucking princess.you always get those mixed up.
>>14141463>implying they're not made of marshmallow cystalDo you even? Watch the show I mean.
>>14141467No, I'm fucking the princess. You misinterpreted the situation again.
>>14141423Strapping two small Pegasi to your arms and using them as water wings?
>>14141477No anon you're masturbating to a picture. YOu misinterpreted fucking again.
>>14141463I don't think they ever actually get hard anon, it seems to be simply a visual thingA very annoying visual thing. They stills squish and stretch and sweat and can be tossed around by normal ponies when in full crystal looking mode. Plus I doubt Dash would have grabbed and cuddled the crystal fillies, twice, if they were rock hard
pony just beeped
>>14141481sure but any pony will doponies look like they float good
>>14141457That guy has a point about Dash
>>14141496>I don't think they ever actually get hard>Plus I doubt Dash would have grabbed and cuddled the crystal fillies, twice, if they were rock hard
>>14141494No, you're watching yourself masturbating to a picture in the mirror. You're mistaken again!
>>14141496These are the faggots we worked hard to save with their history?
>>14141507a bad point
>>14141513>saving your historyjust delete it, man.
>>14141528He is right tough.
>>14141513Yes. Crystal ponies are a very, very odd bunchBut cute
Pony says a hundred bag guy with swords
>>14141506All the ponies float, anon. I figured it would be better to have wings on your water wings.
>>14141541isis he having sex with it
>>14141535as right as timecube
>>14141548Yes anon because his chest is on his chest.
>>14139412King Sombrero was just a big angry cloud
Who's getting ready for spooky pony time?
>>14141568spony?
>>141415752SPONY4ME
QUICKWHAT'S THE NAME FO THAT COOKIE RPG GAMENOT THE COOKIE CLICKER ONE THE OTHER WHERE YOU HAVE TO BEAT UP MONSTERS I FORGOT
>>14141575Spoony!
>>14141588You mean the CANDY RPG?
>>14141605DICKSAND HORSE CUM
>>14141555remember when he grew cloud tentacles and raped the mane 6?
>>14141588cookie rpg 2013captcha: speculative yptouhe
>>14141548No crystal pones are too beta even for sheep
Hey, uh, the guys in accounts receivable say that your department has been slacking off on getting pony done.Management is looking into an audit.Just thought you should know.
>>14141610could be could bewhere is it?
>>14141385strange, why is pony thought process the same as human thought process
>>14141618I've been busting my ass off getting that pony done
>>14141626because the species are canon soulmates
>Every major villain in this show is wasted potential>The target audience prevents the writers from doing anything interesting>>14141626Maybe because ponies are fictional creatures created by humans for the explicit purpose of being similar to humans
oh god it's on the tip of my tongueI remember there was a wiki and you could beat up monsters and it gave you cookies or candies if you beat themit's like you have to defend a kingdom or some shitit's in ascii
>>14141629Well, you should probably have something to show.You know.They probably just want to see the pony.
>>14141638>complaining about the show>expositioning about the show
>>14141613That was hot
>>14141649Candy boxcandies.aniwey.net
>>14141649Searched "candy idle game"Candy Box.Is Candy Box it?That's a hypothetical question of course it is
>>14141665no no not that even though I love candy box
Do you hide a ball in case of ball emergencies. I do, I'm not joking
>>14141674>>14141665it's likeI have this memory of a wiki and it says "you defeat the x, it gives you xxx cookies/candies"but it's not candy box or cookie clickerwhat is it anonoh god what IS IT
>>14141695Not really, no.
>>14141618IT'S NOT MY FAULT
>>14141655>not complaining about the showremember when the EI rating was removed and the show got better?
>>14141710That's a cute little zebra.
>watching video about a stallion who has been jacked off twice a week for the past 10 years at a research centerthis is the job i want at the human study center in equestria
>>14141727the cutest little zebra there is.Also she fucks like a tiger.
>>14140522there is a pony and its name is hnng
>>14141710>MLPG Inc.I forgot about that
>>14141746>MLPG Inc. has now a huge billboard with a XX DAYS UNTIL NEW SEASON>The skeleton crew left over the hiatus eyes it with a mix between fear and hope
>>14141731What's the idea behind that course of action?
>>14141764>said the narrator as the skeleton crew roleplayed as slutty mares and jacked off to horses
>>14141800>''Shouldn't we start working on cleaning the place up for when the rest come back?''
>>14141797>"Let's jack off a horse for a decade and see what happens!"
pony is panickingpony got you to agree to a date but pony realized that pony doesn't know where to take you or what you like to eat or anything
>>14141820you too
>>14141634i dunno, sound like if that thought process meet each other, it'll only lead to a fight or something>they're too dangerous to leave unchecked>they tried to take a bite of me>they won't put out/let me be top
>>14141797the video didnt explain why. it was just a clip in a torrent filled with horse semen collection videos.
>>14141816>"Pony said she'd like to clean your dick with her tongue">"Unf">"tfw no horsecock"
>>14141830Only as much of a fight as two friends normally have.
>>14141824Well Scientists gave shrooms to old almost dead people to see how they react. You know SCIENCE
>>14139443There has to be a ceiling to this whole thing, right? RIGHT?
>>14141839>"No seriously guys what will they think of us"
I had left the last thread open from this morning and every post even responding to some one talking about LK was deletedweird
>>14141826Pony is too cute. Pony doesn't have to worry so much.
>>14141820Fuck you too Rose
>>14141839>>14141816>>14141800>>14141764I'm being reminded of that comic with the office building goinr through a revolution and devolving into primitive humans as time passes
>>14141731Link, sounds I-Interesting
Daily reminder of daily reminders.
>>14141826I think it would be cute to see what each pony would think that we ateDash would just give us a whole bag of flour
>>14141851I'M SORRY SIR I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THIS PONY MONEY AND SEASON 12 CONTRACT
>>14141764are you accusing us of being skeletons anon
>>14139443Ponies is part of pop culture. Part of the mainstream. There will never be an end to this
>>14141877oh yeah, that was great.
>>14141849they made a girl live with, give handjobs to, and drop acid with, a dolphin to try and get it to learn english.nothing shocks me anymore.
>>14141900Have you any definitive proof that you AREN'T a skeleton?
>>14141900You aren't a skeleton, FS?
>>14141853>"i want to fuck fluttershy">"Fluttershy a shit">"tfw no dragon gf">"I want to hug a dragon">"Tfw you will never be a diamond dog. Tfw you will never knot the pone.">"you will never be the slutty mare">"you will never be knotted by anon">"Tfw"
>>14141904I can't waitPony fast food restaurantsPony car companiesPony festivals
>>14141877
>>14141920>>14141921>MLPG is fully of skeletonsI knew itCaptcha was trying to warn me
pony wants to order pizza
>>14141942okaywhat does pony want on pizza
>>14141942but we just had pizza last night
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=22 hours till japone
>>14141916You know sometimes I wonder, are scientist even affected by laws? Have they ever head of morality? Or at least sanity?i mean seriously who the fuck just goes trough his papers, sees a request to drug a women and make her give handjobs to a dolphin to see if she can teach him English and just say "Yep this sounds like a great question and will be a valuable contribution to science".
>>14141941What's Captcha?
>>14141937AccurateSomeone should make a MLPG Inc. version of this
>>14141942but ponyyou are the pizza
>>14141893They'd try to skirt around the fact that we can eat meat and only offer us vegetables, fruits and grains.
>>14141957Fucking fuckI WISH 4 CHANX HAD AN OPTION TO DELETE THE NAME
>>14141972I'd but some yeast in her dough
>>14141966but there's no pony.
>>14141957>Hasbro Executive>"Have they ever head of morality?"hahahahahahahaha huhuhuhuh
>>14141922>tfw no dragon to hug
>>14141937They're probably living healthier more, fulfilling lives that wayTribal populations have individuals with fucking long lifespans for having no modern medicine at all
>>14141983Fluttershy would at least offer us some fishshe'd bring them to us in her mouth
>>14141996Indeed. An unintentionally great post.
>>14141983>fluttershy shows up with a whole sack of cuts of beef, fish, and pork
pony snapped the hinge on your ds
>>14141916All that and the dolphin still refused to learn english? Tough dolphin
>>14141983You forgot about dairy
>>14142006>They're probably living healthier more, fulfilling lives that waynothing in that picture is based in any kind of reality
oh boydotkwa is drawing more fatpone
>>14141962But anon, you have given up your early warning systemNow you won't know when they are coming
>>14142025I'd hug her harder than I've ever hugged anyone
only a test. pony for your troubles.
>>14142040can you milk a pony?
>>14142006Yes, but how many children die at a young age, of things like common cold or flu?
>>14141983but fluttershy feeds fish and bugs to her animals, and twilight had no problem with an owl that ate mice.>things you could eat in equestria without offending anyone>fish>worms>beetles>twist>tarantulas>parasprites>mice
>>14142043I wonder just how many people from here have the fatpone thread open at all times
>>14142056/)
>>14142062You can milk anything with nipples
>>14142072>twistshe doesn't have those candy canes in her username for nothing you know
>>14142065Lots of shitty ones that would have grown up into insufferable autists anyways
>>14142072eating Twist would offend your stomach
>>14139912
>>14142097I'll goddamn try to.
>>14142065A fucking lot.Tribal society is not healthier in almost any way, usually including lifespan, and the exceptions are few and far between.It CAN be more leisurely but it depends entirely on the area and methods available, and as a result you could easily end up tilling the fucking soil for months on end or going hungry for weeks at a time.
>>14142106why the fuck did I type usernameseriously why the fuck did I type thatholy shit I'm glad I'm anonymousis... is the cutie mark the same thing as a username....?and, if so, are we all blank flanks?
>>14141957>>14142038http://youtu.be/prmx0lYBTko
What if the mask joined the avengers?
>>14141985open the console and type localStorage.removeItem("4chan X.QR.persona");
http://derpiboo.ru/453783ITS NOT TRUE
>>14141848but they are not friends at the start, what if they never get that far?>>14141916>>14142038didn't that only happen when the dolphin stopped cooperating when he got annoyed when the women did put out for him
>>14142177cathy keeps hinting at spike's wings
>>14142151I thought the whole 'dolphin handjobs' sounded familiar
http://31.media.tumblr.com/1e3a5f6bc9acced16fea3e93f3120113/tumblr_muxs55y77O1szuifko1_1280.jpg
>>14142191i meant didn't, not did
>>14142209what the fuck manyou can see their vaginas, that's gross
>>14142191>what if they never get that farThen you're not dealing with ponies
>>14142072http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN7uq3ABPOQ
>>14142177>>14142199What if dragons get wings when they lose their virginity?
>>14142209brony/10
>>14142199>princess spike
>>14142191yeah, but he knew what he was doing. He wanted to ride the whole "handjobs and acid" thing out as long as he could
>>14142177None of the ponies become alicorns this season because Spike's getting his wings.
>>14142209It's shit
>>14142209
>>14142209>shipping bon bon with anyone
>>14142263who the fuck is gypsymagic
>>14142199Jesus why does anyone care. Can't she just shut the fuck up and make the show? Fuck spoilers and fuck cons and fuck show staff attention whoring
>>14142259was the spike wings thing just a bad joke? or does it mean something else
Spike dies this season
>>14142290Spike asked Rarity about his wings in her Hot Minute video, and since then Cathy's made a few tweets about wings.Who knows, it could be real.
>>14142274Ben ben is pretty cute but he doesn't belong in a ship
>>14142274>>14142316Nah, BonBon's just grumpy. Cherry pony hates more.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=21 30 mins untill Japanese ponies
>>141422092LEWD
>>14142333
>>14142327Well when she's got a load of trash in her mane she ought to be grumpy.
>>14142348Maybe if she wasnt such a bitch.Sippin outta cups. Like a bitch.
Bonbon is a human trapped in a pony body
>>14142361Can we swtich?
>>14142263
>>14142361What if she's a pone trapped in a pone's body?
>>14142365>element of loyalty has the least loyal fans
>>14142361
>>14142375THEY MUST NEVER KNOW
>>14142272>>14142274>>14142316FUCKING HELL BONBON CHEER THE FUCK UP, YOU DEPRESSING FUCK.FUCK YOU BONBON...FUCK YOU AND YOUR UPSIDE DOWN SMILES.
>>14142384Nah, it's actually why Lyra isn't interested in her.
>>14142382It was basically just a vote for who your favorite pony is
>>14139185
>>14142361How many skeletons are inside of her?
>>14142394> Lyra> not a gigantic Humie loverNigga what
>>14142384>dB
>>14142393I MEANPARTIES
Pone called you a furfag then ran away giggling
>>14142361>Bonbon is an Equestria Girl who crossed through the mirror by accident>That's why there's a Bonbon in the background at the Running of the Leaves
I am applying to be Twilights assistant when spike gets to be too old.why isnt he in school anyways.
>>14142404>the possibility of multiple skellingtons>in a single bodynope
>>14142382I'm loyal, not a cheater.Also >setting up proxies just for a poll
>>14142433>that gifI came.
>>14142426pony can't hurt me, I already cried this morning about being forced to become emotionally detached from people for most of my life
>>14142446you sound pretty flankflustered
>>14142433a BABY dragon!
>>14142446>1120+ votes extra for flutterfags
i recently discovered smarebooru and i have been jacking up a storm but there is so little there i am already out of materialI NEED MOREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>14142449I was expecting something to happen to mess him up.
>>14142403>13 year old kid makes dumb wish-fulfillment mary sue OCso that fuck whatthey're 13give them some more time to be stupid
>>14142476Put him in a babby school
>>14142445you dumb background ponies. Could you be more insecure?
>>14142479server not found
>>14142382Gotta give it to the Twifags, if they are still Twifags at this point, they're pretty fucking loyal.
>>14142476not forever
>>14142479I could dropbox my crap if you want.
>>14140434I know she's the element of generosity, but when I hear Rarity juxtaposed with generosity, I can't help but think of Rarity's Generous Plan.
>>14142474/)
http://youtu.be/Ls9Cg8iaq1sYou want a great moment? THIS is a great moment.
>>14142525(/
>>14142410she's only interested in humans, not otherkin ponies
>>14142521is it all sorted properly by fetish and character
>>14142525
>>14142518SWEET LOVELY DEATHI AM WAITING FOR YOUR BREATHOH SWEET DEATHONE LAST CARESS
>>14142496To be a background pone you must have at least 1 neurosis, though multiple are encouraged.To be a background crystal pone you must have at least 2, one of which must be stockholm syndrome
>>14142445I forgot what they were all fleeing from...zecora?
>>14142545Whereas I only lust for book pone
>>14142555can spike really outlive rarity?do dragons live longer than alicorns?
>>14142559I never noticed how tiny she looks in that gifThat's adorable
>>14142567Apple Bloom, immediately after Spike called her multiple cutie marks a disease
>>14142537fuck that got me
>>14142537Haha, he's so fucking happy.
>>14142571There are a fuckload of dragon species and breeds to fit any specification. Dragons have been a staple of fantasy that long.
>>14142569Don't take liberties with my wife.
>>14142559> Dash_Proposes_Mouth_Love.gif
>>14142521does anyone have the story about futa dragon rarity in heat?
>>14142575Tiny mare in a big pone's world
Having a pony waifu is dumb and fapping to them is gross, but if it came down to it I would date and maybe fuck and marry a pony
>>14142589Grow another two inches and maybe she won't want to, mate.
>>14142586aahh.What a crummy disease. I wish we saw what feather flu looked like. I just assume they start falling out.
Pony wants to breed with you.
>>14142547Some of it is named properly, but about 40% is just numbers.I can fix that.
>>14142621Actually I think it probably does. When we last saw thunderlane, when he was coming down with it, he left some feathers behind when he flew off.
>>14142608Hnng
>>14142624Y'ALL GONNA GET BRED
>>14142624but i can't have foals
>>14140800They will never understand anon, sucks 2 be you
>>14142624>humans are not compatible with nonhumans>unless you're greekgood thing i'm greek
>>14142655can I breed with your sister?
>>14142672
>>14142616>marry a ponyI would too, but they wouldn't like me.
>>14142646Oh yeah... that's neat. now THAT'S a diesease to worry about. Hospital full of soon to be flightless pegasi. Euch.
I don't think you guys care for the books that much, but some of the concepts sound cool at least.>Applejack starts a diary to record all her hard work bucking fields at Sweet Apple Acres. Whenever her pony friends annoy her in the slightest, she writes about it. It feels good to vent! As the days pass, Applejack's journal entries start to read like lists of complaints when she writes honestly about whatever is bothering her. But when the book falls into the wrong hooves, Applejack finds herself in a real pickle!http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/applejack-and-honest-to-goodness.html
>>14142624That's nice but I think my fiancee would have trouble with that arrangement
>>14142638This is your destiny. Your true calling is to be keeper of the porn greentxts and deliver them to those in need.
>>14142693tell her not to wear the bow
>>14142719Too bad
>>14142707that does sound kinda neat.The other books are disliked mostly because of disregarding canon, but I doubt anything in this will do that.tossing.
>>14142711>tfw will never ear scratch a cute pegasus;_;
>>14142646It's probably mistaken for molting until it's too late.
>>14142707i see no original concepts here
>>14142707that sounds incredibly cringeworthy
>>14142731it's just going to get semen on it
>>14142702Yeah and even if its not too icky other than dropping feathers, you know its got to make them feel pretty useless, not to mention the humiliation aspect, they would sorta look like turkeys
>>14142731i-i-i-is that apple bloom?Oh my god that's cute
>>14142707It sounds like a great idea for an episode, don't think i'll read it right now though.
>>14142749>hello seaI understood that reference
>>14142711That is a dog.
>>14142749>reference to best VA's bandhue
>>14142746She doesn't care
Pinkie Pie tracing lazy circles on your chest with her tongue, nipping at your nipples
>>14142707>Someone gets hold of Applejacks diary.I immediately thought of the Foal Free Press episode.
>>14142741Or if they are just moulting, it makes for an agonizing trip to the hospital over puberty.
>>14142750Yes it is, straight from the comic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRe3Yh71nz4
>>14142768No, pony is cat
>>14142793What comic?
>>14142793Which one?I've not read any except rara/fs micros
>>14142803That looks like a dog to me.
>>14141900There's a skeleton inside everyone of us.
>>14142796Christ, what an asshole.
>>14142804>>14142812Looks like the Applejack micro.
>>14142707That's pretty neat
>>14142771He's been playing too much chivalry, dat warhammer sweep is OP
>>14142749The worst aspect for them is getting grounded. They become silly looking Earth ponies for weeks until they get better or the wings grow new feathers. Can you imagine it? Getting around by trotting! On legs!Absolutely horrific
>>14142670τι κανεισ φιλε?
>>14142796How long until this happens to bronies?>guy walking around in a pony T shirt>"FUCK OFF FURFAG">punched in the face
>>14142757>Applejack reluctantly giving away her sister>Not holding her, reassuring her, and keeping her company during her first time getting her mane brushed by a human2/10
>>14142818Everyone's all OOH there's a SKELETON inside you and nobody ever focuses on the real lurking threat! There's a skeleton inside of your skeleton.
>>14142829Warhammers are for scrubsreal men roll claymore knight
>>14142831>implying implicationsWhy I never
>>14142842>FURSECUTION! FURSECUTION!
>>14142832>all greek blood>only know one word in greek>vlakas
>>14142842I don't think that was done because the guy didn't like Predator. Guy just probably felt like being a prick.
>>14142842I'd be more mad at the calling a brony a furfagdon't insult furfags like that
>>14142707Sounds like a retread.
>>14142796>Birminghamto be expected
>>141428522spoony
>>14142817I'm not too certain about that
>>14142854Least gifted race
>>14142842>Brony pulls out combat shotty and .50 cal.
>>14142896IS THAT A PONY?
>>14142796Apparently they have a suspect now, like a name and everything. People were quick to turn him in, and rightly so. What a dipshit.
>>14142865Ponies are covered in hair and lick each other. Don't flatter yourself.
>>14142827Just checked and it's actually from #9 of the main comics. Didn't notice Sweetie's tail there at first.
>>141428960/10 no wings
>>14142913He probably would have gotten his ass kicked in Americajust saying
>>14142707Rip?
>>14142913When you link yourself doing shit like this on Facebook, you kinda get caught quickly. I hope the guy in the costume was injured, so he can sue the punk into oblivion. Or if he is young enough, his family.
>>14142913It doesn't look like a malicious attack so much as massive dickery. If the cosplayer had gotten hurt, then there's much more cause for a criminal case.
>>14142898>bronies handling weapons>everThe only thing they'd shoot at you would be probably meatballs wrapped up in a lot of spaghetti.
>>14142897You mean most adorable
>>14142939Rarity's book isn't even out yet.
>>14142865That is no simple chest hair anonThat is the tree of gondorClearly you are one of the dunedain
>>14142930I got a duplicate file entry
>>14142953>helplessness fetishDo you want to keep rose captive in your basement?
>>14142949>>14142948You guys saw him fall on the kid, right?
Pony's not alright.
>>14142951>He hasn't seen the shots of neckbears with katanas and pony characters shopped into the shot.
That feel.
>>14142896Cat pone
>>14142949Falling flat onto concrete even from a flat standing position can and often does cause serious injury.But in case you didn't notice, he pushed the guy on top of a little girl, too.
>>14142920pinkie's soft hair and tail against your bare skin
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=21 hour till jappone
>>14142967What if FlitterhadTwo bows in her hair?
>>14142955Rip = Rarity in progress
>>14142842i bought this shirt because its from an artist i like. no one has called me out on being a pedofurfag yet.but when i wear my rarity shirt i get tons of hate comments walking down the street.
>>14142983holy shit that's a pony
>>14142987>he pushed the guy on top of a little girl, too.So she cushioned his fall.
>>14142981that sounds entertaining as fuck, post 'em
>>14142999Why would you wear a Rarity shirt though?Not even in public. I mean at all.
>>14142971No, of course not silly anon. Plus I would want to be an earth pone myself if we got to choose pone types. Only one person around here wants to trap ponies in basements and he is interested in sassaflash
>>14142999You must become /fit/ before you can wear ponies
>>14142996Rarara in peace.
>>14142977>>14142987Oh shit. I had not.He deserves a good beating about the head.
>>14142999I wish more furry artists made t-shirtsI'd buy a shirt from one of my favorites if it looked nice
>>14143005Holy shit no wai
>>14143021You already said you wanted to keep all the ponies in your basement, you slaver.You don't get the gift of being pony.
>>14142999>but when i wear my rarity shirt i get tons of hate comments walking down the street.Where the fuck do you live?I've worn mine and get nothing.
`>>14142865I'd ride that like a cowboy.I'd scream "BRAWNY MAN!"
>sweetie belle>a ponydyewts
>>14143046I said no such thing anonPony should be naked and free. Pony is not for basement.
>>14143042IS THAT PONY ON DRUGS?
>>14142999It's probably because "bronies" have become the hip thing to hate now, also if it's just a bright vector of her face then it's gonna be easier to spot than your other shirt
>>14143062
>>14143079Lying won't save you. Everyone saw what you did.
>>14143089now?
I wear a shirt with derpy's cutie mark off to the side sometimes when I'm in casual wear and my wonderbolt shoes have been my casual footwear since I got them 2 years ago and nobody outside a convention has ever mentioned them
>>14143086Maybe
>>14143016I don't have the pic myself, but I have seen someone post it here.Some sort of Deviant art kid getting all riled up because someone doesn't like ponies or some shit.
>>14143114I wish I could've bought some of those pony converseI'd still be wearing them
>>14143108In recent years, they have been the go to for cheap jokes for example, I should have been more specific. My bad
>>14143156they've treated me wellI'm gonna be sad when they go because they carry memories of a time when before the fandom went to shit
>>14143114I got a Davenport quills and sofas shirt and the Rock farm shirt.Never had someone mention anything about them.
I wonder how hard it'd be to make a Twilight follower in Skyrim. You wouldn't be able to have her hold weapons or wear armor or whatnot, but she could cast spells. Maybe dialogue from the show that could fit.
>>14143182jessy pls ur supposed to be ded or taking commissions to pay for your rent
>>14143193That's because they're super classy.
>>14143182Palette you dumb horse, you have to jump on Goombas.
>>14142768you can't ponify doge
HELP MARKER PONY IS GOING TO BOOP ME
>>14143208Classy as fuck.
>>14143242PARRY AND COUNTER BOOP
>>14143193I have the rock farm shirt as well but the size I got is a little small for me so I don't wear it that much
>>14143261NO GOOD NOW SHE'S TAKEN MY PANTS OFF
>>14143281RIPOSTE!RIPOSTE!
>>14143197Hasn't that one guy been making a twilight companion mod for like 18 months now? Or was it PinkieIt's been so long I'm guessing he probably left the fandom like all the good contributors do
>>14143281GOOD! NOW YOUR LEGS ARE FREE FOR A MAWASHI GERI!
>>14143299Was there someone? Man, I dunno. It shouldn't be TOO hard to make a follower in Skyrim.
>>14143308T... This is...
>>14143292>>14143311OH GOD SHE'S DRAGGING ME OFF TO HER CAVE
>>14143276Go get /fit/
>>14143348PLAY DEADPLAY DEAD
>>14143348Rub her belly, it may calm her enough for you to escape!
>>14143308I would like to thank hasbro. being in the pony fandom for so long has taught me how to stop getting angry at stupid shit like this because there is A LOT of stupid shit.this has helped me in other areas of my life as well.
>>14143348THAT IS NOT A MARKER! THAT IS A CHANGELING TAKING YOU TO ITS QUEEN. THERE IS NO HOPE.
>>14143355when I say small, I mean it's short around the waist, I'm already a stick, I'd need to bulk up if anything
>>14143308[Lauren Faust vomiting]
>>14143348
Pony came into your room at night, she was having "nightmares" but you think she's hiding something as she smells funny...What was pony dreaming of?
>>14143308ha, i remember saying there is no way EQG could get worse but hasbro finds a way
>>14143380Well shit.Get shorter!
>>14143401mlpgagain
bath your horez everyday anon
>>14143308>mlpeg.com>if a little girl mistypes mlpg.co
>>14143308>We don't need to give them joints.-Hasbro
>>14143426Why would I want to become mewball?
>>14143086No, that pony's on pony.Ponies: Not even once.
>>14143348looks like you found the secret dolphinquick, teach it english
>>14143452To get a thumb up on society.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=230 minutes untill japanese luna eclipsed
>>14142043anon pls
>>14143308>those shoesTHEY ARE LITERALLY FETISH PONY BOOTSAHAHAHAHAHAHASOMEONE AT HASBRO IS TROLLING HARD
>>14143327You're right, it's not. I used to do some simple modding for Fallout:NV and a basic companion was piss easy.Having a follower isn't the hard part, having a pony is. You have to think about the actual mesh then the textures. Then there is the animations which even if your using the horse ones still look weird because you know, the lack of idle, interaction poses
>>14143475What was that episode about again?
>>14143299It's been done.http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/26677/
>>14143447>Little girl.>Not soccer mom.
>>14143503background ponies in costumes
There's a few more new EqG things in this other thread if you'd like to vomit some more.>>14139189
>>14143485Yeah, it's all horse animations and quotes from the show for dialogue.Would you believe it's literally the hardest mod I've ever played? I've even beat the ones where you return to Oblivion and kill things with orders of magnitude too much HP.A speed-of-sound Nightmare Moon with Storm Call and Alduin's Meteor Storm, and self-reproducing Pinkies in another section that kill you almost instantly are MUCH harder than statted-up daedra.
>>14141830>>14141385>is it dangerous?friendly
>>14143447>mlpeg.co
>>14143447I wish we did something with mlpeg.co after all this.
>>14143532>BUTTERSHY...wait what
>>14143532>Here's a loaded gun if you feel like shooting yourself in the dick
>>14143579YOU MOCKING BOB ROSS?
>>14143579everytime i see the name ross now i think of that fat flabby loser with no friends who posts childporn here and tries talking about baseball
>>14143585
>>14143591yes, Hasbro really just typoed one of their onw characters
>you will never share art you find meaningful with ponyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWf2oFoF-B4
Anal sex the ost the not overrated, sugarcube.
>>14143624>the not overratedWasn't there an Anal Sex 2 the OST on the way? Whatever happened to that?
>>14143434>>14143579So, where is this from? It looks interesting.
>>14143615Nah, it's deliberate given the entry's all about cooking stuff. Makes you wonder why the hell they couldn't just use something ACTUALLY related to Fluttershy when all the others get relevant traits.
>>14143624>Anal sex the ost>by Dooks
Pony just asked you if it's really 4:30 already, she's ready for a back, sack, and crack.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=220 MINUTES
>>14143517>suddenly we have a milf among us
>>14143665Is that a term for drugs or something? Tell pony no.
Where'd Marker Pony go?
>"You call that a futa mare cock?"
>>14143683unbirthed into gloomy
>>14143521Oh, I thought it was that episode where Luna visited one pony in their dreams.What was that episode called? And what was it about?Inb4 /r/.
>>14143674>this is how stars are made>the night sky is basically Luna's crusty sheets
>>14143689Why don't you show me what a futa mare cock is supposed to look like?