Appledash: Still the best since 2011last thread>>14124686
Pony is for sexual.
>>14128438that comic is pretty cute
someone helpthere is an opinion in the OP
The best part about the start of a thread is that I can say just about anything I want.
I want to rub Pinkie Pie's clit and lick her pink pucker
>>14128478I respect all ships as long as they're cute
>>14128478>implying people care about the OP
>>14128509AppleDash is not cute
I really really like MSOB's styleI wish he'd drew more
>>14128487Not if I can help it!Hey everyone! This guy says that ponies are for little girls!
>>14128509How about if they're canon?
>>14128522they're all cute anon
>>14128527Me too, his ponies are really cute.
>>14128538Except AppleDash. hated that ship since Season 1
>>14128534No, fuck Snips and Snails.They're too ugly to be loved.
>>14128527it's shitalways has beenalways will befuck, even aa's humans are better
>>14128538Any way I could get the full res of the AJ/Twilight one? That's too cute.
>>14128558No Appledash is definitely cute
>>14128538Twijack the best#hipster
How do I copy someone's style and not have MLPG notice and still love me
>>14128597Just be good enoughEndii's style is very reminiscent of Ghost's but no one minds
>>14128597You must kill them and eat their heart while burning one of their drawings
>>14128597Just do it, you wimp! If it's a style you like, why not incorporate it into yours?
>>14128597mlpg shouldn't give a fuckchances are you'll end up developing your own style from it anyway
>>14128613Because I don't have a style. And if I do it's so inconsistent it might as well not exist.>>14128615Thanks mew /)
>>14128569Can't seem to find it, have a crop of that one I guess
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE NOT A SILLY PONY
>>14128655I enjoy a good belly rub and getting my head petted
>>14128655Forgive me, for I have failed
>tfw if you died, no one would care>not even your favorite pony would
>>14128669While that sounds appealing I do believe that could still get one classified as silly
>>14128622Whether you know it or not, you do have your own style. It might not feel very distinctive to you, but I can guarantee that it's there. Which artist were you thinking of emulating, if I may ask?
>>14128597Just give it a try and be comfortable with your own if you cant copy it
>>14128633That's pretty tiny, but that almost makes it more adorable. Thanks, Anon!
>>14128699Actually I was thinking of trying a combination of jalm and dovne
>>14128697Am I the only one who Doesn't want Derpy to come back for S4?
>>14128711I wouldn't mind being treated like a pet if that was the price of being in EquestriaSo long as they aren't cruel or anything
>>14128723That sounds really appealing if you can pull it off
>>14128729Probably not, but a great many doIncluding me. Just so long as she exists in the background again I will be content
So human, I heard you liked ponies...
>>14128757I have a name, PONY
>>14128723FUCKING GO FOR IT, THENIf you screw up or find that you don't like it, then you'll have learned something. If you succeed, holy shit just go for it.
>>14128757Sure do, pony.
>>14128711>question mark face>suitGod I hate this.
>>14128711I would think the whole size thing would make it somewhat awkward thoughPlus who wants to be a human when everyone else around is pones, that would be depressing
>>14128779I wouldn't say depressing. You might feel isolated at times but you'd get lots of attention for sure.
>>14128794stop that right now young man
>>14128788 I guess it would vary by individual. I would definitely be disappointed
>>14128757Ponies are pretty cool, yeah.But zebras, though, that's where it's at!
>>14128757Yeah, but not you. Get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops and/or animal control.
>>14128779Fuck that, I ain't giving up my humanity. Or thumbs.
>>14128803Disappointed that you were still a human, but still happy you got to be there right?
>>14128451Hopefully AJ will give her some leway!
Krita is funif you want a free drawing program i recommend it
>>14128824As long as you didn't have to be a filthy earth pony you'd be alright.Pegasi can use their wings like hands and magic is magic.Plus hoof grip seems to work pretty well.
>>14128805>we will never have a zecora episode
>>14128802>wearing your elements to dinner with DiscordWhy don't you just bring a gun to the table you sack of bastards?
>>14128824Well then you could keep them anon, perhaps it would be a choice thing>>14128827Yeah. I would prefer to be a pone but the place itself would still have its charm regardless
>>14128840unf noice Bubble berry
>>14128802be quiet and eat your desert worst horse
>>14128845Zecora works better as a supporting, rather than a leading role anywaysI want more zecora, but not with her in a lead role.
Oh god, I just had a thought. Imagine Applejack in an Appledash Relationship>you're special somepony is the most talented flyer in all of Equestria>She's wanted by even the freaking Wonderbolts!>Preforms feats beyond imagination>And then there's you>A normal earth pony>Who runs a farm>...>an apple farm>No really unique talent>You have to keep her interested in boring old you>you will never feel good enough to be with her>you will never know how it feels to fly, like she does everyday>you're just a normal old earth pony>with an incredibly talented marefriend>with nothing to show for it
>>14128850>not bringing your guns to the tabledo you even texas
>trying to finish something>hurrying up>quality droppingfuck how do i stop myself from doing that every time
>>14128873That reminds me of that screencap of AJ at the gala and some guy describing how terribly boring she is compared to the other main 6
>>14128873>with an incredibly talented marefriendyes flying is hard.
>>14128845There's always the comics! Was she confirmed to appear in the new microseries thing going on, or did I hear wrong?
>>14128894I know right!
>>14128873>implying dash wouldn't just pick up AJ to fly her around
>Applejack- (also known as My Favorite of the mane 6 ;)>Rarity->Main: C0 (Rarity is NOT a white pony- she is GRAY. Pale, but gray. In contrast, Shining Armor is white. Observe her eyes against her coat)>Celestia- (again, NOT a white pony. Believe it or not, she's pink. But, extremely pale pink, so... )>Luna ( also known as Best pony overall!)
>>14128896comics a shit
>>14128873>Imagine Applejack in an Appledash Relationship>Imagine Applejack in an Appledash Relationship>Imagine Applejack in an Appledash RelationshipYOU DUMB RETARDTHAT'S WHY PEOPLE LOVE SHIPPINGTHE WHOLE FUCKING REASONCONGRATZ Amerigo Vespucci
>>14128878>that feelIt's why I don't like taking requests sometimes. I feel pressured into going too fast.
>>14128866Don't give me that look you dumb horse
>>14128908They're pretty good, I think. Granted, I'd rather have the show over the comic, but the comics are usually enjoyable.
>>14128905andy price please
>>14128878Take your time and let it go naturally?
>>14128287>that new knife>that halberd>qt pone bardyes
Do you think natural disasters ever occur in Equestria, or are they all just weather team accidents?Would cosmic stuff like meteors falling be a possibility maybe?
>>14128966do deadly meteors fall with regularity here?
>>14128966Everfree Forest has it's own weather system. I'd imagine they get a nasty storm from there every once in awhile
Why is she so perfect?
>>14128966There was that meteor shower in Owls Well, so it's just like how it is for us. As for disaster, I would assume they do not occur within Equestria at all.
>GG drawing Terraria porn
>>14128966I'm pretty sure they don't control the landscape, just the weatherWhich would mean earthquakes could happen. But technically floods never should.And I'm no pony astrologist but I would think that meteor shower would imply that it's possible to get something like that hitting the planet too.
>>14128993The rest of the planet has to have its own weather, too. Ponies don't live everywhere.
>>14128966I am sure they still have stuff like earthquakes in the right regions, the possibility of seaborne storms menacing the coastal areas, as I am sure the mid ocean is a wild-weather zone, and of course equestria's patented brand of natural disaster: Monster rampages
>>14128966Pretty sure they'd be accidents. But I guess in that context, accidents could be considered "natural". So I guess, in an ass backwards kinda way, there are natural disasters?
>>14129005That's not new!
>>14129006>>14129012But they schedule earthquakes.
>>14129033when was that?
>>14129025Y'didn't ask for new
>>14129012Never thought about the Earthquakes. Not sure how ponies could pull that one off if they actually do it themselves. Unless the tectonics work differently there, the mountains and valleys suggest that they should happen in Equestria.
>>14129005Sometimes I really like the stuff you draw. I like when you're cute, not fetishy.
>>14129052Whoah, okay, that IS newFor me at leastHow did she got like that?
>>14129066>all that slutrarity taught her wll
>>14129076I was going for something goofy sounding but then it was a real word accidentallyshould have said astrodoctor
>>14128959I might draw more art of them in the future. If not I'll color it but yes detail do take time.
>>14128873The same applies to TwiJack, and RariJack to a lesser degree
>>14128966Cosmic event must happen often. Like that meteor shower the main 6 watched.
>>14129094Will Twilight Sparkle/Rarity/Rainbow Dash help Applejack come to terms with becoming an alicorn?
>>14129068Well if ponies could shake the earth themselves they would never have needed to develop the running of the leaves. One minor earthquake over the region would take care of everything.Pesides for all we know Equestria may be in a relatively safe zone form them, so I think the bigger threat they may actually face would be seaborne storms, hurricanes and the like as we know they do have a coastline, even if we never get to see it.There is also smaller stuff like rockslides and avalanches in mountainous regions that can be an issue for town sized settlements.
>>14129077Some experimental candy? Iunno.
>>14129106I want to lick their frogs
>>14129109They don't even really seem to need the running of the leaves. It seems a lot more like it's just a traditional thing.
>>14129052>>14129112Please pick some other character to do these horrible things to
>>14129112NoooiceMore fat Pink when
>>14129119It IS a tradition, but what started the tradition? The fact ponies had to run around to knock the leaves off of the trees.Also, parasprites probably count as a natural disaster once they get out of hand
Who's that pony?
>>14129142>The factnot really
>>14129146Is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Twilight.
>>14129109Only reason I asked that initial question was because I was thinking a two parter with some type of natural disaster/accident or cosmic event occuring that has to be fixed and the recovery could be pretty good if done right.Feels like it could be possible.
Pony says your a nice guy and all, but she isn't really interested in a relationship. She still wants to be friends though.
>>14129169Would the Windingos returning be acceptable
>>14129201O...kay? I wasn't trying to be anything besides friends with pony. I'm interested in a relationship with pony, not pony.
>>14129127Oh, so you actually take that design as a form of Sweetie Belle? Neat!
>>14129201I just asked her for the timeWhat a pretentious bitch
>>14129207Discord seems to be on a leash, so they'd be the next best option for a response to strife between ponies if things got heated on a big scale.
>>14129201Do I know pony? Why is pony telling me this?
did you feed your pony today mlpg?
Rara is good pone.
>>14129248no it's after 9pony was put to bed hours ago
>>14129231You fucked up your dice roll!
What ever happened to 4craft? Didn't /mlp/ beat /v/ or something?
>>14128805Tell me anon do yo like her mane better up
>>14129253I love that outfit
>>14129223and this is why i don't like discord being "good"it can just trivialize tons of potentially good stuff
>>14129262/mlp/ had a spy in /v/ that let the door open
>>14129254>hours agowhy do you make pony sleep so early?
>>14129169Yeah they definitely have plenty of options to pull off a natural disaster if they so choose.They could even go full asspull/wizard did it if they need to and say magic storm/magic plague what have you
>>14129248I was too busy counting my freshly bought bullets like a greedy jew.I love Armslist.
>>14129277So I can stay up and post on mlpg
>you will never inject pony
>>14129269Yeah, kinda. Although her hair down in the Nightmare Night episode was pretty unf.
>>14129216I accept nothing, I just wish you'd deface someone else for a change
applejack takes over ponyville when she becomes a princessmayor mare moves to fillydelphia
>>14129248why is batpone so cute
>>14129223What about a comet heading towards Equestria and Twilight Friends and the Princesses have to embark a mission into space to do something about it?
Rainbow Dash trying to casually ask Rarity for advice in dating you, acting like it's all one big hypothetical for some other pony.
>>14129300If you didn't associate with Sweetie Belle so much, you wouldn't be half as offended as you are now than if you just hated my art in general (which you can!) Just sayin, man.
>>14129323>Rarity catches on quickly.>Gives her advice for her 'friend'>Like, how to act, what to say, the perfect dress to wear, as she is fitting Dash into said dress.
>>14129201sure, pony, I am in fact a nice guy, and would never call you fat, or bitchy, and I would probably go down on you, the way you wear sexy on your body. glad you want to be "just friends" (wink)
I have searched HIGH
>>14129345So who's the busty one?
>>14129346>Dash thanks her and starts to head for the door>Rarity calls out "good luck on your date!"
>>14129364HERE COMES THE ANTI-DRUG SHITPOSTER
>>14129274I doubt he'll be completely contained, little streaks of chaos to see where the boundaries are or to just play around, but I agree that lots of doors were shut when they did that.>>14129282A magic storm rendering magic somehow useless and making flying difficult with the ponies just relying on strength and brainpower sounds fun.>>14129318Wouldn't be the first time they went to space. Thought they'd be one less pony on the rope this time.
I have searched LOW
>>14129370>Instantly think of SheZow.
>>14129383Wouldn't it be the same amount?Since Rarity isn't a princess yet?
LOW AND HIGH
Apples.Apples apple apples.
>>14129385>>14129386>I have searched LOW>Instantly think of SheZow.i chuckled
>>14129392Oh yeah. Forgot she wasn't there, so it would be the same.
>>14129370Zecora, dear, if you please;Could you not be such a tease?
>>14129367>"Thanks.">"I-I MEAN, THANKS FOR THE ADVICE! I'LL TELL MY FRIEND RIGHT AWAYOKAYBYE!"
mewball just admitted that he likes older women
>>14129436This isn't muh Ponk
>>14129446Everyone likes older women.
>>14129446it's alrightI kind of like ponies
>>14129446Mewball has good tastes, then.
>>14129452Is this your Ponk?
>>14129383>>14129274Sure Discord is free but what can he resolve issues like the girls can? I get what people are saying when it comes to the possibility of trivializing all future villains but I consider that.
>>14129458>>14129459>>14129463he also likes younger boys
>>14129467Is that so?
>>14129467And getting banned apparently
>>14129485No, he wants to be a little boy
>>14129482No, that's not a pony
>>14129467she's better with her mohawk
>>14129411That depends anon my dearare you willing to how me your spear
>>14129428Hell, 911? I'd like to report a heart attack on the internet. Where? It's at >>14129428Please hurry I think he has long to live.
>>14129446How old we talking.
>>14129482>cute eg panki have seen everything
C-can I have a request?
>>14129539Silver Spoon hastily hiding her canvas when Diamond Tiara enters the room.
>>14129411 >you and Zecora will never have a rhyme off>to see in bed who can be the top
>>14129539Rarity wearing panties while looking at them in a mirror
>>14129201can we still cuddle?
>>14129539Pony wearing a black tuque and teashades.
>>14129551>She's drawing Cobalt.
>>14129566No, pony thinks that would be weird.
>>14129539Sweetie Belle sitting in the middle of a room shes wrecked smiling innocently at Rarity who just walked in.
>>14129586>it's not very effective
>>14129586You going to turn those thumbs on yourself?
>>14129503I see, I see.How about this, then?
>>14129586Hey, stud, why not cuddle pony instead?
>>14129571I hope we go that route. Getting the CMC and DT/SS to like, or at least somewhat tolerate, each other and romancing SS would be cute.
>>14129467...can you imgur whatever that was?
>>14129604>ponk with a bowWHY DO I KEEP UNFING?
>>14129622It was Artyl or whoever the fuck she is called.
>>14129593What an old princess
>>14129620DT wouldn't be so bad either
>>14129631I'm afraid I don't have many Ponks left! Perhaps this one is yours? >>14129633Because it's fucking adorable.
>>14129643Dibs on his ponies
>>14129518Show you my spear? Surely you jest;You'll find that I'm not quite like the rest;Let's not jump straight to the action, unless that's more your style;I'd rather we kiss and squeeze each other for a while.
>>14129639that's sort of the point, anon
>>14129670No, the point is cute.
>>14129639>>14129644I mainly just want to see those two groups somehow getting along. It would be cute.
>>14129677The main goal is to hold hooves Or even go so far as rub cheeks.
>>14129677via romance.it's like you didn't even play the first one.
>>14129641but she's a very loving princess
>>14129690>>14129691No, we're going to cute this time for real.
I'm boredMake the pony dance or something
>>14129489Very much so.Or messy hair too.Honestly, I think I have a thing for hair in general really.Short, long, messy, straight, whatever. As long as it's done well, it can really get my motors going.
>>14129710She's old enough to be Ponyvilles mother, Anon.
>>14129719if you think we're not ending up with a very-special-somebody this time then you're in for some disappointment
>>14129739now make them kiss
>>14129526it can happen.
>>14129733So she's Granny Smith?
>>14129676Why are you spamming stoney ponies?I have to admit I literally love weed and pinkie pie but this will harsh mlpg's vibes man
>>14129745>Not ending up with the swing set.Aim for the stars, Anon.At least she cares for us...
>>14129746no im not tired of posting the same images
>>14129611>be meeting up to smoke some bud>20 mins later you ask"lol yo, where was that weed from?">"dude, gryphonia, where else">and then suddenly everyone is gryphons>you just didn't realize if before>now you're also a gryphon"whoa whoa wait, guys, did anybody notice how we all fucking TRANSFORMED just now?">your mates all look at you like WWWWUT"Why are we all gryphons now?">>>"shut the fuck up Gilda"
>>14129732You've got good tastes, my friend. Princess hair is one of my favorite things, personally.
>>14129644That would likely require to use SS.And that's not a nice thing to do.
>>14129781That's what artists are forWe enslave them and force them to draw us ponies
>>14129789you don't know that
>>14129789>implying she cares for usShe literally just turned us down if you don't recall, holmes.
>>14129800Which one of them has the biggest cutie mark?
>>14129818well maybe if SOMEONE hadn't botched their spaghetti roll!
>>14129834it was meI rolled a 1
The next pony posted is an honorary Wonderbolt.
>>14129787>>14129832I want to put my fingers into Princess's wet hair.
>>14129655Yes, that's the pink one I recall
>>14129634I would cuddle that so hard
>>14129818She left it open.Hell, she turned a simple hang out into a fucking date.Literally the second time we talk to her.We even got a point out of it.
>>14129818Right.Then fuck it. Lets use that bitch to get the real best end.
>>14129849I want to put my fingers into a wet princess
>>14129866I want to put my penis into a wet vagina
>>14129851Oh good! I was beginning to get a bit worried, there! Wouldn't want you to leave without your Ponk.
>>14129860I don't see how we're going to use SS to get the Scootaloo end, anon.
>>14129884No, not you. You don't count.
>>14129867Why is that pone so angry?
>>14129832>that Celestia's everythingI love this gif way too much.
>tfw when no qt tacovest husbando
>>14129891I AM A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS
>>14129907Because she's not a wonderbolt.
>>14129935Yeah, right. And Rainbow Dash is a princess, too.
>>14129938She's better than a wonderbolt.
>>14129907She just realized that she's the worst pony in Equestria.
>>14129948What's better than a Wonderbolt, though?TWO Wonderbolts?
>>14129948She's two wonderbolts?
>>14129965>>14129970She's certainly fat enough.
>>14129983i don't understand
>>14129970>>14129965At least 15 wonderbolts
>>14129993oh real mature anon
>>14129995What if she was a wondercolt?
>>14129993>>14129995Dash ate 15 wonderboltsand that's unf
>>14129993Tubby little pegasus is so adorable
>>14129970>>14129965???>>14129994Me neither, Is there a joke I don't know?
>>14130003hey look i'm rainbow dashpoop poop poop fast snore
>>14130017Not going to be able to sonic rainboom at this rate.
TIARAWHY DOES IT AGAIN
TOO MUCH BLUE
>>14129970More like the square root of two.
>>14130032Maybe if you dropped her from somewhere really high up?
What would each pony be like when they are middleaged?
>>14130038NONOT ENOUGH BLUE
>>14130038I love it but I do feel a little bad for people who don't like Dash having to look at all the blue
>anon, do you think I look pretty?
>>14130032She just needs to get high enough
>>14130054Twilight Sparkle - an eternally youthful alicornFluttershy - an eternally youthful alicornPinkie Pie - an eternally youthful alicornRainbow Dash - an eternally youthful alicornApplejack - an eternally youthful alicornRarity - an eternally youthful alicornMayor Mare - pink
>>14130038NOT ENOUGH BLUE I SAY
>>14130056this is the only acceptable blue in this thread that is not in an eye
>>14130087she's really good at stretching
>>14130076I don't know if pretty's the right word. Gorgeous, maybe.
>>14130077Ponies don't do drugs, anon.Or do they?
>>14130087what kind of stretch is that
>>14130032Of course she canShe's Rainbow Dash!
>suddenly Dash everywhereStop it this instant. Worst pony hurts my corneas.
>>14130107I wonder what caused that dip in apples
>>14130079hyuh hyuh hyuh
>Anonymous! Tell us we look pretty!
symmetrical dock docking
>>14130136You looked prettier as Luna.
>>14130136y-you look very pretty, miss
>>14130136You look pretty.
>>14130127Then you'd best get to posting best pony, son.
>>14130174link to tumblr?
>>14130171I like how her shorts are unbuttoned before she's even had a drink
>>14130136Not with that attitude.
>>14130127Do you see?DO YOU SEE?!
tiny poni or giant fruit?
>>14130107Alcohol is a drug
>>14130185She's been taking fashion tips from Rarity.
>>14130204Giant pony, fake fruit
>>14130136Chrysalis, you looked prettier with holes...But I think I can make this work.
>>14130204Giant fruit to be lived inside of
>>14130218Must be why it's so terrible, then.
>>14130215That pony needs a support group.
>>14130238I don't remember my butt being that fat.
>>14130238hey look marker, I'm youunf dicks dicks dicks unf fill my holes stuff me full of semen unf
>>14129668My, my, my, what a gentlemen you arenot many creatures settle for such low bar,but if that's what you're wiling to settle for,then I don't mind playing in your little love lore.Well I got nothing. ;_;
>>14130247who washes their hair that way?seriously wtf orange horse
>>14130238Oh yeah? W-well look at me."Boop this and boop that"Yeah...bet...bet you don't like that.
>>14130247I'll call the cleaner.
>>14130278she's washing dishes, genius
>Number 16: Comet Tail>runs so fast that he looks like a shooting star!I don't get it.
>>14130289Don't make excuses for her
>>14130312trick questionthe real answer is obviously Celestiafags
whose butt is this
>>14130312Twifags are loyal? ppfffffftttt
Friend of mine is a Brony. Sweetest guy you'd ever meet, completely asexual hermit trombonist, uses MLP as an art medium for his emotions.
>>14130324We've been through so much anon.
>>14130318it better not be mine
>>14130328sounds like a faggot
>>14130312flutterfags because anyone who puts up with being grouped with other flutterfags would have to be pretty damn loyal
>>14130297if you adjust the light just so...eh um the angle is appropriateappears to be similardue to the vague shapeage of thetail areacombined with the added transference of motioncausing the tail to flail behind as if it were a flag....to entertain hum hum the illusion that the moving pony could also be a shooting star
>>14130342That was my thinking. If after all this you're still with her you've earned it.
>>14130328>asexual hermit trombonist>trombonistwhat
Your ponimouto/coltouto just had a bad dream and wants to sleep with you.
>>14130380advanced faggotry in other words
>>14130389i told that nigga ta fuck off
>>14130389only if they put their collar back on
>>14130389But my bed has bed bugs
>>14130389gonna need a definition of those terms, I don't speak moonrunes
>>14130389only if she quits wetting the bed
>>14130389Tell them I was under the bed the entire time, go to sleep.
I just went on a date, MLPGIt went well
>>14130425Did Celestia pay for it, or did you insist?
>>14130425That's great, Celestia.
>>14130425Good job mate! Hope she never learns your pone secret
>>14130425what was the pony's name?
>>14130436Haha this isn't real is it?
>>14130436>how i feelso pretty much nothing actually changed in your life, it only feels like you have women.
>>14130312>most loyal ___ fags>dashfags lastThe irony.
>>14130446It's oldprobably was real
>>14130328I believe the correct term is tromboner
I fear no manBut this gifIt scares me
R-Rarity, there are ponies watching us...
>I just got back from a date, mlpg>it was awful
I'm the only one who friendshipping Rainbow Dash and Spike?
>>14130479He needs a friend. As long as it isn't me, i don't give a fuck
>>14130472>No there aren't>Yes we are!>...I want them to watch
>>14130479No I've seen quite a few people do that actually
>>14130405imouto = little sisterotouto = little brother
>>14130476what you got stiffed by bad ruffies?you should tell your dealer to get a better batch.
>>14130436yeah sure, if you're an artist. What if you're like me, just idly trawling across /mlp/ and youtube; just really into ponies but at the same time not really a big contributor?
>>14130236I dunno, I think she pulls off those shorts pretty well.
>>14130479You know I could actually see itThey've interacted some and nothing has come of it though. But Spike seems like a dragon version of Scootaloo when it comes to being a fan of Dash. And Dash seems to care somewhat about Spike since she looked after him during DragonQuest.
>>14130479That's ridiculous, none of the characters on the show are friends.
>>14130276Settle for kisses? Why would you think such a thing?I'd love for nothing more than to hear your voice ring;But foreplay and tenderness each have their part;In bringing us together, not just our bodies, but our hearts.
>>14130389I can't because I don't trust my boner around oppai loli Sweetie.
>>14130468It's certainly hard to look at
would you help poni?
>>14130468On shudders to imagine what inhuman thought lie behind those pixelswhat dreams of chronic and sustained cuddling
>>14130528NoPony is now one with the sandwich, her fate is sealed
>>14130520Least of all which eachother
>>14130515that goes for anything though.if you are popular in anything women will go for you.not because of looks or anything but because you have a status in something and they want to be seen with you to increase their status.women are shallow.
>PONE IS IN HEAT >HAS URGES THAT MAKES HER IRRITABLE AND UNCONTROLLABLEWhat do? How do you calm pone?
>>14130528Into my gullet?sure
>>14130543>heat>irritablenigga she is anything but irritable to you if you're a male.
>>14130520This. They all just passive aggressively like each other because princess celestia forced them to be friends.
Circus peanutsThey're pretty gross
>>14130543Put pony in the fridge.
>>14130543Offer pony an ice pack.
>>14130543The only way I know how.
>>14130553Fluttershy likes Spike though
>>14130528Pony should eat her way out
>tfw when mares have vaginal fluids that can suck out cum of a penisWhy can't human women be this way?
>>14130560...you amuse me anon.
>>14130553lol Celestia is scary
>>14130566until he grows up.she is a dragon pedo
>>14130556Speaking of gross, there's this picture
>>14130512are these actual biological little brothers and sisters or is it some weird kidnapping-type situation?
>>14130543>you will never be a mare in heat>your already strong lust for stallions being multiplied
>>14130543>you will never meet a girl who has vaginal muscles who could break your arm to suck out your semen from your 7 inch cock
>>14130560But won't he just have sex with pony?That doesn't solve the problem, that just makes it worse.
>>14130584meant to reply to>>14130566
Does mlpg like spooky?
>>14130608not sure sorry
>>14130589>implying you wouldn't have a morbid curiosity to poke her fat
>>14130626Not if it involves skellingtons
>>14130523But she trusts youand your boner, too
>>14130594>That doesn't solve the problem, that just makes it worse.The camera doesn't care.There is a high demand for princesses becoming race traitors and precious little video.It's like recording gold.
>>14130626only if it's spoilered and you warn me and you link to it offsite
poni is now boi poni
>>14130568http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_anatomyBasiacally Mares have overly active vaginal muscles that help to force cum into them.
>>14130647>>14130523>big breasted loliWhat's the point?
>>14130667>talkin bout spooky>gifyou wont fool me
>>14130608Looks like MT maybe?
>>14130676will he let me play with his junk?
>>14130676holy unfnow do one of the stallions->mare
>>14130688>refer to filename
>>14130566They've interacted in one episode only (and it was the pilot for fuck sake).They've got nothing else.
>>14130698I hate stallions
>>14130715oh, alright then
>>14130676I like this a lotplease elaborate on boy pank
>>14130702But not always
OK MLPG you can go to EquestriaBut it turns out Equestria has five times the gravity of the Earth. You will grow stronger over time, but will always be something of a weakling
>>14130676>Dating Pinkie Pie steadily>She somehow becomes a stallionDo you still love her?
>>14130642but she'd object because her bloated taut flesh is so sensitive to the slightest touch.
>>14130730Of courseI prefer her as a mare but a pink hole is a pink hole
>>14130715Yeah, compared to the mares, they're dicks!
>>14130729You mean I'll probably break my bones upon entry?Sounds lovely.
>>14130730no.because i wouldn't date pinkie long term anyway.she would become really annoyinglike a 16 year old girl who thinks "random" humor is best when said out loud, all the time.
>>14130730if she only changes phisicaly and her personality is the same (also her voice) then yes
>>14130730OF FUCKING COURSEWhat am I, a loveless monster? I would live pank no matter what
>>14130729SO all the ponies are SSJ?
>>14130740>dating Pinkie for anything other than cuddlesanub nuu!you will corrupt her!
>>14130645What about just a vague eldritch-y sort of thing that traps Twilight in a room?
Kids it's time to visit your grandma
>>14130730Only if she still ponies my pony.
>>14130730Why is this even a question, of course.The real question is what to do when Pinkie reveals it was an elaborate ruse and you've just been on like, three dates with Big Mac in body paint.
>>14130748And giving you a blowjob under a restaurant table is her idea of dessert
>>14130766Did she bake me cookies?
>>14130721>>14130721blues a shitnoblues a double shitwaitblues a infinite plus 1 shit
>>14130744wat a qt ponoI hope she's not in pain
>>14130766>no wingsYou're not my grandma
>>14130766>no wingsI'm on to you grandma.
>>14130762That sound sufficiently spooky.
>>14130766Nana why did you cut off your wings?
>>14130779yeah well you're rude
>>14130730Is this like an instant 'one night' thing that happens? Or is she steadily growing taller, stronger, getting that masculine musk, until the day where she's fully a stallion?
>>14130793>>14130791>>14130788I bet Twilight comes out with a spell to conceal her wings in like the first episode
>>14130782superior spooky songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWKwq6XemOE
>>14130729>bones shatter upon entry>organs pierced by countless bone shards>dieI don't see how dead people can get stronger over time.
So the first episode I think is going to clearly have some Jekyll Jekyll and Hyde theme going based on the character names.Why would a pony scientist be driven to create such a formula? What unfortunate series of events would transpire for this to happen?What if the mane 6 take any?
So there's this from a long time ago.
>>14130425what was his name?
>>14130730>>14130801>some weird spell get's accidentally cast on you>Twilight can't do anything about it>Pinkie will slowly grow more masculine and you slowly turn into a mare>"Enjoy being on top while it lasts!" Twilight says jokingly
>>141307295 times the earths gravity is not something your body can get used to. You'll die extremely quickly.
>>14130823>Twilight says jokinglyWhy is Twilight such a bitch?
>>14130729>now carrying 600 pounds on my back>spine snaps in two like a twig>scoliosisAnon you know the world doesn't run on dbz physics right?
>>14130823>implying that's not the fetish of at least 25% of the people hereor maybe that was your point
>>14130823>Secretly write a letter to Discord for petty revenge on Twilight.
little poni sees your poni folder
>>14130729I actually bet that equestria has a notably lower gravityIt would explain ponies surviving anvils as well as pegasus flight with those tiny ass wings
>>14130823>slip Twilight a fifty and thank her for her help
>>14130823Jesus christ Twilight, not in publicGod that's really hotbut why
>>14130845okYou can go to Equestria, but it only has 1/5th Earths g. What do you do?
>>14130729>i know nothing about biology or natural selectionreally? i couldn't tell
>>14130844The good one or the bad one?
>>14130730I can't really imagine people being so hung up about sex and gender that they'd dump someone they love over it
>>14130738Ah, she's just a whiner. Poke and push on her anyway!
>>14130823>>14130842UnfI know this is my fetish
>>14130861Hop around like an astronaut
>>14130647No, we've been over this. I can't. She's too young. It wouldn't be right for her.
>>14130816It's pretty cute, like the expressions
>>14130837She's an immortal goddess, she doesn't care about your petty shit
>>14130861Still not go. Low G's is still terrible for your body.
>>14130816Oh hey, I think I requested that.Thanks!Though you forgot human Butterfly.
>>14130844she obviously ponies herself
>>14130861>Jump once>Goodbye Equestria
>>14130884did you write this?
>>14130894working on that. Rainy might end up in there too.
>>14130891Say goodbye to bone density.
>>14130894I kind of see humanized Butterfly looking like Sigourney Weaver in Alien.
>>14130816If only they were aged up for this...it would have been sexythis is cute tho good jobb
>>14130917Looking forward to it.
>>14130868Can I grab two massive handfuls and knead it like dough?
>>14130929Then McFucking Kill Yourself
You can go to equestria but only as a ghost
>>14130909That's why you make friends with Rainbow Dash so she can catch you like a lost baloon
>>14130961how about a tulpa
>>14130925Do you know why the people on board the ISS have to excercise multiple hours a day? Because thats the only thing that slows down the loss of bone density and heart degredation in a low G environment. Humans are not meant to live anywhere outside of a 1 G environmnet, and sever problems arise if subjected to a continious amount of anything less or more than 1 G.
>>14130541lol yeah.but nah not all women, because there are the ones who always somehow care about every single person they've met. even if they don't answer your calls immediately. rare but awesome
>>14130925look at all the shit astronauts have to put up with to keep from losing their bones
>>14130888So if she won't outlive her friends, does that mean her friends become immortal goddesses too?
>>14130949Of course. Watch her thick, stubby arms try to fight past her bulk to reach forward and wiggle helplessly before you.
I just want Apples to the Core to air. Right now, I'd pay $100 for just that scene
>>14130884is this a "edgy" spook or a spooky spook
>>14130932not everything needs to be sexy, anon
>A-Anon, does this make my butt look big?
>>14130977No it just means Twilight will kill herself in three years
>>14130881She may just be a girl, but you can make her a woman
>>14130967>>14130976one day we will be free of earth, and we will either keep our bones or the rest
>>14130961I'd love to haunt the hell out of ponyville
>>14130996is having a big flank considered a desirable thing in Equestria, or do stallions love really small and narrow flanks?
traci poni is now humana very ugly one
>>14130521My anon, the way you play gives me an sensation.not many, has gotten me into this situation,I hope you prepared to be ready for a life of sinbecause now the fun is ready to begin.my body yearns for your type of measure,so please be sure to leave me with no displeasure.Well i'm heading to bed because right now my eyes are turning red.
>>14131020>tracyoh fuck off with that shit
>>14131010Reading it nowwill report backLast guy here who wrote a spooky story really spooked the hell out of me
>>14130996Relax, Luna.NOTHING could make that singularity booty of yours look fat. It's so tiny it's cute.
>>14130961can I still masturbate?
sir can you open up the trunk
You can go to Equestria, but but Rarity is 5 times denser than all the other poniesWhat do you do?
>>14131020this isn't tracyanon's usual style, and he's the only one that really makes any tracy, so who is responsible?
>>14130983That must mean I'm free to stroke and jiggle that soft plush mass, but if she can still wriggle her arms she must have some room left for more
>>14130996not at all
>>14131043You can only have sex with other ghosts or pony corpses that RECENTLY died.
>>14131050Go to Equestria and befriend her. Density is still a good Rarity.
>>14131050how much do the other ponies weigh?
>>14131010>>14131033I just started reading too. Seems pretty ok so far.
>>14131045lol is that derpy's cousin?
>>14131079No, it's sage pony
>>14131045Sure, just let me get my- RUN AWAY!
>>14131002N-no. It would be taking advantage of her.
>>14131089probably the best part of that terrible episode
>>14131089>Didn't use pocket sand first.Fool!
I'm just starting to think that being here is weird
>>14130788>>14130791>>14130793>>14130797>Can we not do ONE night of roleplay without you passive aggressively ruining my immersion!?
>>14130929It's alrightI thought the end was kind of lame, but overall it wasn't bad
>>14131056Don't even try it, her stomach hurts. She needs comfort.
>>14131120no.kill yourself for roleplaying
Lets be /k/ for a minute.That feels nice, doesn't it? All that freedom.
poni is in love with a less important poni
You there, why aren't you posting ponies?
>>14131010so far one gripe I have is the teleporter spell failing and twilight reacting like she had never seen it beforeshe had the teleportation spell fail on her in the crystal empire when king sombra blocked itI'll pardon this oversight
>>14131147he didn't block it though, he just teleported her back after a second
>>14131120I... I thought I was dreaming. Why did you make me believe I was sleeping?
>>14131141Nigga get that BG pony filth away from pristine white horse
>>14131140I too an "introduction to handguns" class today and fired a hundred rounds through a glockit was fun, I guess
>>14131147Hmmm, I completely forgot about that, honestly.
>>14131152yeah. Some guy on /adv/ said to stop watching children's shows and i'm just now thinking about it. It wouldn't make me happy, but it might be necessary
>>14130929I liked it but it needed a more Lovecraftian twist at the end.
>>14131187What would make it necessary anon?
>>14131141Can you draw Rarity and Major Mare together in a sort of lewd way?Someone mentioned something about them being in an affair, and it sounds like an unf idea for some reason.
>>14131187Putting stuff into perspective usually does that to ya. But, then again, who gives a fuck? Just like what you like.
>>14131187Why would you do that?
>>14128834She has some...paperwork to do anyway.
>>14131141derpy does love yellow BG pony
>>14131127A firm bellyrub should provide relief so the filling can proceed
>>14131219I thought Derpy loved grey pony
>>14131140>See an ad for 1200 rounds of .223 for 500 bucks.>Think it's bullshit or something but go for it and contact the guy.>End up meeting in a parking lot.>Shake hands (Also known as silently clapping to you non freedom loving patriots.)>We exchange cash and ammo, ask him why he is selling for so cheap.>He explains how he lost his job and had to sell his guns, the ammo was the last to go.>Silently note the green tipped ones in the bags as I move them between cars.>Remark that this almost feels like a drug deal, and share a laugh with him.>Part ways.Best day ever.
>>14131181Okay finished itI like that you avoided the tripe "letters in blood"I do feel like the story had not ended, but as a fun little thrill it was okay. I would have liked some more implications about just what this mysterious force is or what it wants, but brevity seems to be your goal here.
I think I have a bit too much fun coloring the backgrounds sometimes. Random color blobs can be so fun to make.
>>14131237>Silently note the green tipped ones in the bags as I move them between carsI am not /k/What is the significance of green tipped bullets
>>14131243Her tail looks like a sack of potatoes.
>>14131230and blue fast BG pon
>>14131226right in the fetishOkay I'm gonna draw something based on this but what?
>>14131221You know what I mean.
>>14131243Oh, Applejack.You pull them off well.But if you like, I can pull them off, too.
>>14131257Green tipped means they came from military armories
>>14130647>>14131002>>14131103Oppai loli Sweetie Belle will never fumblingly tell you how she likes you>how she thinks about you a lot>and it makes her feel warm down there>and sometimes she thinks about being naked with you and having you touch her all over - even in the places where they tell you nobody should touch you. Especially those places.
>>14131275The wig falling off comically
Your favorite filly wants to sex you, but if any pony found out, you would be labeled a sex offender and heavily fined. No matter what you do, the filly won't stop trying. What do?
>>14131295report her to the authorities
>>14131279i cant draw humans but i dont have anything else to post soponi and human poni
>>14131278She'd probably be more comfortable that way.
>>14131279>>14131268SooooWhat's the significance
>>14131257the green ones are camo rounds
testing something herepretty sure this is gonna look ugly as shit
>>14131295Adress her sister, her brother, and granny smith
>>14131295Tell her sister
>>14131301idk why i replied, sorry
>>14131309Slightly higher grain.Nothing much.
>>14131313Thanks for the seizure anon
>>14131313what did you doooo
>>14131313What are you testing Anon?
>>14131313oh godBLOW INTO THE CARTRIGE RIGHT NOW
>>14131313That hurts to look at.
>>14131309The likely possibility the seller stole them
>>14131309slightly higher quality of bulletIt's nice to have
>>14131023Thanks, it was fun. Rhyming is hard sometimes.
>>14131284Sweetie, I can't. Why don't you find a boy your own age?
http://bloominrose.tumblr.com/image/64649742749ROSE I AM TELLING YOUR PARENTS
>>14131313That's disturbing on many levels.
>>14131301EG Vinyl is really cute so it's fine.
>>14131338ohhh my god i played the shit out of that game as a kid
>>14131360>1200 rounds for $500>Possibility that they were hot.You THINK?
testing round twowith any luck this will look slightly less awful, but I'm not holding out hope
>>14131223Good luck handling all of that. She'll try to fight you off by wobbling around, throwing her fat belly into your face. She'll eventually lose her balance and flop on the floor, trying to roll around.
>>14131370would I what?
>>14131010>>14131147>>14131181I liked "a fleeting light" more to be honest
>>14131379>no imagemuch better
>>14131284I find this whole Oppai shit to be retarded, but this is pretty unf.Proceed
>>14131209>>14131213i just think it's a bad look. I recently turned 20
here's round three, I botched the loop but I think this will display properly
>>14131394is that a fucking homestuck image?
>>14131403I'd written this one for a contest on EqD to try to get out of a slump. I'm still working on a sequel to Fleeting Light.
>>14131416I don't know what you're talking about
>>14131425you're not the real xierilI don't believe you
Is Nobby ded?Are moth pones gone forever?
and a bonus butt for your troubles
>>14131301that human is nice
>>14131432Moth Pone is ded.
>>14131423Good luck in the contest
>>14131436That picture has 0buttyou tryin to pull a fast one?
>>14131436I don't get it
Pinkie Pie enjoyed the teat playBut now she would like if you could explore her neck and behind her ears
Christmas is coming.
wait fuckthere weren't any butts in the previous imagehow about this one
>>14131429I'm hurt, anon.Wounded, even.
>>14131409And I just recently turned 21 last Sunday. Why do you believe it's a bad look for yourself
>>14131367I want to be friends with Rose and have platonic lewd adventures.
>>14131432>>14131448moth pone is the cutest
>>14131460someone grab a towel
>>14131409Maybe you shouldn't change your hobbies just to fit inmaybe you should do what you enjoy
What do we do when pony falls?
Pony is unsure about how she feels about you.
>>14131416Nobody here but us bus drivers.
>>14131484Feel this!*whips out dick*
>>14131495>"That's all there is?"
>>14131366>>14131408Because they don't look at her the way you do. She knows what they're looking at and it makes her feel weird - but not the good weird like she feels when you look at her where she feels all fluttery in her tummy, and her... down-there gets all warm and tingly.It's more like the kind of weird when one of those people they warn you about in stranger-danger videos asks if you're out all alone and if you want to come with them.She likes the way you make her feel a lot more.
>>14131284Sweetie please.This is wrong...
>>14131500ey bitch, we got stamina
>>14131459typo? I hope notI had no idea Pinkie liked foreplay so much
>>14131474this moth should go on a rampage while the Imperial March from Star Wars plays
You wanna see something really scary?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdN4VoGRSzI
>>14131515BUT IT FEELS SO SOFT
>>14131383Lovely, I can climb on top of her and feel the press of all her flab like a giant warm waterbed
poni kills poni
>>14131537why is fluttershy extending her wings? Is she arroused?
>>14131546but i can't feel her soft tender leg meats and rub her flanks
>>14131512You are growing into that age where you start to get urges. Acting on them has consequences. You're going to have to ignore them. If someone found out, we'd both be in a lot of trouble.
>>14131515>"But why is it wrong?"
>>14131462that castle was like a Zelda dungeon
>>14131546>Those little fucks hid and didn't leave candy for YEARS!>I am so hungry...
>>14131562I've seen koth, I'm just wondering why it's named that
In conclusion, GifCam is okay software for capping stuff for gifs but it fucks up bad if you don't disable the 'greenscreen' (which means you have to shift-click to save because there's no persistent option)It also has no functionality for resizing or compressing gifs
>>14131595Oh shit this makes it scarier
>>14131556Oh god no
Pony wants icecream, and asks which flavor you're getting
>>14131626I want her flavour
>>14131626I'd get some Cherry Garcia but pony stole my wallet
>>14131626Those all sound dreadfulDublin Mudslide might take a go
>>14131595G is for how very grainy it isR is for "it's really grainy"A is very very very very grainyI is even more grainy than it was before
>>14131631why are sport gifs so perfect
>>14131595oh god that's actually kinda spooky
>>14131540You can hear her clothes strain from your weight forcing her fat to spread out to her sides, puckering and stretching. She looks in pain, moaning and her eyes are glazed over. Maybe you can steal a kiss.
>>14131571>Acting on them has consequences. You're going to have to ignore them.WellWITH YOU, an ADULT, anyway
>>14131656What's that spell?Grai!
>>14131580Because you aren't old enough! I know you've been looking at my porno stash Sweetie...
>>14131626Can't go wrong with Cherry Garcia or Chunky Monkey.
>>14131595Best part is that the green eventually consumes her too.
>>14131595Goddamn, that gif.
>>14131673There's consequences on her development. She just isn't aware of them yet.
>>14131701> consequences on her developmentAre you suggesting she'll get hjairy palms!
>>14131699god damn it now I want to watch Tim and Eric again.
>>14131713She'll become a slut like her sister.
>>14131672>>14131540>>14131383>>14131223>immobile Sweetie stuffing and gropingDamn it, I already fapped tonight.
>>14131467makes me feel like a loser>>14131482yeah i need more hobbies though, whenever i'm not at work, i'm here
>>14131733I can't see the appeal of Tim and Eric. Everything they made just wasn't funny for me. Only thing I liked was the Terry Crews Old Spice commercials they scripted.
>>14131580Well, age difference being the first, and big, one. Then you add the whole social stigma, and it just gets too complicated.
>>14131751Have you tried hiking?
>>14131751Just try to enjoy yourself. It's better than selling yourself out for some whore.
Would you keep your Luna in a teacup?
goats all over the worldlock hornsstart a goat traingoat train
>>14131758It's not for everyone. It's not meant to be some 2deep4u show. It's just completely stupid, bizarre, and nonseqeutorial, and thats where the humor comes from.
>whatcha cookin there anon?
>>14131803I'd keep my Luna in my bed
>>14131803I don't have a teacup that big.
>>14131803are we talking abour a really small Luna, or a really big tea cup?
>>14131672I climb across her mountainous belly and pepper her chubby cheeks with kisses while stroking the folds of her neck
>>14131829Really small Luna.
>>14131813I like that