Old Thread>>14098760Pinkie is in charge of bring a giant cake to Celestia, but something horrible has happen! Who do you assume who was the criminal in this episode? Which Pinkie's imagination sequence did you like the most? Was it a nice change of pace when they added a griffin and a mule as a character?
>>14102183I love new species. Pony recolors get boring after a while.
>>14102183I would assume the criminal is Pip-chan because that little cutie has stolen my heart many times before.The punishment for taking the cake: a spanking :3
>tfw should draw but can't make self do it
>"eh anon...would you give me my glasses please?"
>>14102183I'm disappointed they had to take out the Applejack eating part of the cake scene for time.
>you will never DP a pone
>>14102253
>>14102235...sure.
>>14102235That's too cuteWho is the artist?
>>14102235I don't know where they are. I'd give you mine, but I don't think they're your prescription.
Nightmareity arc= SA and Candyass arc>Big Mac arc = Chrysalis ArcRarity=CMC>Celestia>Twilight=Pinkie>AJ>Dash=FluttershyI understand if you disagreela and respect you opinions
>>14102305
>>14102355I have only read, like one or two of those.Your pony ranking is pretty cool, I don't see the CMC high like that often.
>>14102379That's not the pony rankings. That's the micro rankingsThe pony rankings are like thisRarity=Sweetie>Twilight>Pinkie=Dash=Scootaloo>AJ=AB>Flutters
We ded
>>14102424>tfw your waifu isn't real
>>14102438I don't know that feel
>>14102424Almost but not quite anonQuick get the nurse
>>14102438
Soon
>>14102438Why must you say such things
>>14102476Sooooooon what?
>>14102448She's..tied up with work for the moment.
>>14102499
>>14102499yoga huh?I thought that was for girls
Painting is really fun. I think it's probably my favorite thing to do, artwise.
>>14102510Marry me Goat
>>14102506Pinkie Pie, what are you doing in my closetT-there's nothing to dust in there
>>14102476Aw yis
>>14102510Goat draw sweetie belle
>>14102510Goat don't draw sweetie belle
>>14102510When I paint, I lose myself because of concentration. It's a very nice feeling.
>>14102510Goat become sweetie belle
>>14102510You should try smoothing the colours with a lower opacity brush.
Scootaloo can't stop rubbing herself
>>14102510That's a good horse
>>14102538Is it chicken pox or poison ivy?
>there actually is an ending if you successfully play the baby game for four whole hours, with unique narration
>>14102524>>14102528>>14102532okay>>14102533I could try that. I kinda like having the blocks of color, though. Give me a second to try smoothing them out.
>>14102510Taht cute GT
changeling is knocking at the door
>>14102566go away I'm batin
>>14102566Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
>>14102566What do they want?
>>14102566Does changeling wants a cuddle?
>>14102566Looks like I'll be knocking at changelings backdoor soon
>>14102566I do not want to buy any cookies changeling
>>14102587did the changelings just keep making new crown thingies for chrysalis as she matured
>>14102591She's just trying to earn her cutie mark after joining the CMCshe doesn't even know that she'll never get one
>>14102591You don't have a choice. Right now Rose is hidden somewhere in Equestria. buy a box of cookies and you'll get her back. Don't buy a box of cookies and who knows what will happen to her.
>>14102596Its probably the same one.
>>14102612I don't think i could resist...
>>14102551Like this? I think I liked it better when it was rougher, personally.
>>14102612
>>14102623Yeah I liked the first version more too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw
>>14102606What a dastardly cookie selling tacticChangeling scouts are quite mercenary aren't they
>>14102627Haha, that's cute.
>>14102639YesNow that will be 10 bits please
>>14102606But he never had Rose to begin with.
>>14102627Cute stuff, dot
>>14102636Oh well. Doesn't hurt to try things out.Maybe I'll paint a Pank.
>>14102660but Pinkie isn't even a real color
>>14102638Is this Aladdin? What's with the funny clothes?
I should draw, does anyone want a request? It's been a while since I did pone
>>14102705Sweetie Belle biting Rarity's leg
>>14102705silver spoon being cute
>>14102705draw gloomy
>>14102705What about Chrysalis eating fried chicken?
>>14102705Draw cute Featherweight
>>14102638You're a funny little man.
>moving out of thread before imagecapnow noone will see thing I like
>>14102723That batpony statue?It's cute
/mlp/'s doing another episode ranking list like this one if you guys want to laugh at their taste or contribute with a list of your own if you have the time.>>14101474
>>14102723Repost it.It's well done.
>>14102736fuck off
>>14102736I'm too lazy man.That's not a great list tough.
>>14102736Wow, the owl episode isn't well liked. I know it's been more than a year since I've seen it, but I don't remember it being that bad.
>>14102715Gonna try this>>14102717Is that you Goat?
did I hear transformation
>>14102773what if size difference femdom instead
>>14102755It wasn't particularly bad. It was... okay. There wasn't any actually good or bad moments to remember.
Remember this, anon:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg3R0N27ngIThese were times.These were times...
>>14102773No. Transformers
>>14102786>no good moments to rememberfuck you
>>14102772no never
>>14102778Nahhh
>>14102788
>>14102795Not him, but I'd totally forgotten this part.
>>14102787And this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ougWHLT_95AImmortal classic.
>>14102778H-How much of a size difference?Horse-sized Celestia breaking me into her pet trap is my fetish.
is LunaQuest ded?
>>14102810Me him. And this scene doesn't associate with that episode for me. Like, at all.
>>14102818I would say that's an excellent fetish and an jumping off point
>>14102827>>>14102476
>>14102818Amazons?
>>14102795The stuff Twilight says to Spike after they escape the forest is pretty touching too.
>>14102838Sure, that works too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6zRPcY1RSc
>>14102838Amazonlestia is also acceptable, if not preferable, honestly.
>>14102818what if growing size differencesure, she starts horse-sized, but you slowly find yourself having to crane your neck harder and harder to look at her face
The new comic series gives me hope for a Twilight and Rarity issue but I really want an episode with them.They were great in HWE. And they can do a lot of things with them. It's really an underused pair. Just like Fluttershy and AJ. That beaver scene was also fun. Them two taking care of some of AJ's farm animals could be fun.
>>14102856>Daring to look your mistress in the eyesJesus Christ, she has a long way to go with you.
I didn't like mmmystery
>>14102851
Sometimes i forget why i love ponies so much but then little comics like this remind me.
>>14102856>starting at horse-sizedwhat if tiny domlestia who keeps getting bigger and bigger
>>14102886>getting dommed by a tiny Celestiathat's more hilarious than sexy, honestly
>>14102884It's so cheesy. I love it
>>14102884>not brutally crushing your opponents in every gameBut where is the fun in that?
>>14102884It's very, very cute. I love this kind of comics.WHY IS APPLEJACK SO ANIME THOUGH
>>14102867Well then, we'd best get started.>>14102886o-oh goodness
>>14102877Honestly now that I look back at it I really loved the Nightmare Rarity arc. It was fun. I really love characters having to face their fears. It's one of the reasons I liked that door scene in TCE. The Spike part just hit me in the feels.>>14102884>forgetting why you love ponies
>>14102884>Not upholding the rulesWORSTTHAN HITLER
>>14102884Monopoly is not a game to play with friends
cuddles with nightmare moon
>>14102915RRRRRRURURURURUURR
>>14102915Shut up Lawfag.
>>14102930c-can you do that?can you cuddle with nightmare moon?
>>14102932fucking flutterfags
>>14102926Actually a lot of games aren't meant to be played with friends
>>14102941Cuddles with Nightmare Moon would have totally mitigates the disaster that led to her banishment and subsequent reigns of terror in the first place.
>Basically, it's people from /co/ who love longer
>>14102941just watch me
>>14102948>playing mario party>friend steals star right before game ends after promising not to entire gameThat game is the only real friend tester in the world. Play it once and you'll know who's a real friend and whos a back stabbing jewlord.
Sooner
>>14102898>Laughing at lil'lestia as she strokes you to erection>she looks up at you with a stern glare>a gag flies out of nowhere and straps itself in your mouth, reminding you she's just as magical as ever
which pokemon wud u fukno braixens
>>14102982But how soon?
>>14102971Any local multiplayer game that's not coop, a fighter or a FPS is like that.
>>14102971Whenever I play board games with friends or family, I make it clear that there will be no mercy.My family won't play board games with me any more.
>>14102964>/co/>lovelel
>>14102989gardevoir
>>14102964>MLPG a thread should be
>>14102989>was about to type braixenUhh... maybe a fennekin?
>>14103001>My family won't play board games with me any more.>that feeling
>>14102989ponyta>ywn swallow down a blast of hot horsecum>ywn pretend it's celestia instead of some dumb pokemon
>>14103015>that's often
>>14102989I'd cuddle a skiddo
Man we should do something for Christmas.That Christmas book was cute as hell
>>14103047I think it's maybe the best thing that has come from this general
>>14102964>>14103015>>14103028My work here is done.
>>14103047I'd be down for another round of Christmas book. It was a fun project.
>>14103047I'd be down for doing something, unless you just meant an artbook or some such.
>>14103047It'll be right after the show starts up again, so we'll probably have a good amount of people coming back from hiatus ready to help.
>>14103064A Christmas Friendoff or Pony or Die would be cool.
>>14103064The stories with illustrations were fun, so we could do a similar format anyway.
>>14103047yeah
>>14103064how could you not want to befirend and fuck something so cute?
Ow my feels.
Hold on, Anon, I'll finish Silver Spoon once I get back from driving my aunt somewhere.
>>14103100the cuteness is to lull you into a false sense of security.that's how she gets you.
DRAW REQUESTS GO
>>14103119THIS >>14102987
>>14103119DRAW LUNA TAKING A NAP
>>14103119moonhorse being caught painting the splotch marks onto her flanks
>>14103103oh look another shitty illustrated fanfiction
>>14103126faggot
>>14103119Pipsqueak as a Demoman
>>14103103>Ow my feels.what are you a brony?
Pony wants to learn Hyper beam! But pony already knows four moves.
>>14103119pony wearing a black tuque and teashades.
>>14103119Pony who's special talent is escape artistry.http://pookaboo.tumblr.com/post/64026799641/d-vinebrwn-invisiblepole-rubaiyate-this
>>14103119Sweetie hugging her pillow while she sleeps and saying something sweet about Rarity while she just passes in front of that room
QUICKLYPOST THAT SUPRISED CELESTIA PIC
>>14103133>>14103145
>>14103076I think so too.>>14103082It was. I was kinda said I had to be in basic and not see it come out, but then again I only contributed one story and it wasn't nearly as good as the other stuff that got put in. But still, it was fun to come together and do something like that.
>>14103119Celestia bapping Luna on the nose with a newspaper after she said that she'll bring eternal night
>>14103119flower ponies in a pile after having fainted on each other
>>14103162Oh yeah now it makes sense.
>>14103159
incoming pony
>>14103166Your story was all right. The only reason it wasn't as good as you might have wanted it to be was because you had to work around Terse, and you had less time.
>>14103162fuck off autism allen
QUICKDON'T THINK ABOUT PONIES
>>14103212TRY AND STOP ME FAGGOT
>>14103212I have failed anon
>>14103204I don't think it was Terse's fault. I was trying to put it in some kind of rhyming verse and that didn't turn out so well. I will say time had a lot to do with it since I basically did two drafts of it and turned in the one I thought was better before shipping to basic.More time would've helped, certainly.>>14103212>imfuckingplying
>>14103212
>>14103197LOOK AT THE BUTT ON THAT PONY
>>14103212JACKIE CHANJACKIE CHANJACKIE CHANJACKIE CHANJACKIE CHAN
>>14103128
>>14103248>plotunfollowedunfavoritedunfriended
>>14103247QUICK, DON'T THINK ABOUT TULPAS
>>14103248I looked at her mouth and the first thing I thought was "69 positioning."I think I'm going to leave for a bit.It's drawn well though! I'm just too lewd for the morning.
guysGUYSholycrap
>>14103212NOIT CAN'T BEIT CAN'T BEIT'S THE STAYPUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN
>>14103244yeslook at itshe likes that
>>14103231I didn't for a second mean to blame Terse for anything. He too was an absolute pleasure to work with. I just meant to say you had to work in a way that complemented his story, so you were probably more out of your element and less in control than he was.
>>14103248PIPSQUEAK AS DEMOMAN
>>14103248>falling asleep with her clothes onWhat a tired princess!Thanks for the request, man.
>>14103275Anon the fact that there will be a official mnga is old.Still looks cute
breeding togepis
>>14102884This becomes way funnier if you read the ponies' expressions in the last panel as pure pity, like having to tell a little kid who drew random lines and is super-excited about how that's a castle or something that it's great and it sure resembles a castle.
>>14103278>trixie calls you stud as you watch her, basking in your sultry gaze>my dick exploded in a torrent of semen
>>14103283Oh! Sorry, it's early for me and my brain is still warming up.I can see that, though honestly I wasn't thinking anything of the sort at the time.A personal issue is that I can come up with half decent ideas, but executing them is a problem at times. I think this was one of those times.
>>14103275>dat Celestiagoddamn
>>14103315Majestic.
>>14103307but anon, if you do that you won't be able to rut her hard like the stud you are
>>14103103>worst pony>worst CMC>relatedBrony fanfic shouldn't make sense, but...
>>14103119Comet Tail in a snazzy business suit relaxing by the water cooler and hitting on a well dressed roseluck
>>14103353seconding this
>>14103278I'm looking alright...
>>14103336Who says I can't? I have almost no refractary period.
>>14103353You're evil, Anon.I like you.
>>14103336>not having two bullets
>>14103353>>14103359You guys are terrible
>>14103365SO AROUSING
>>14103353ponies in suits are the coolest
>>14103377
Pinkie Pie wants you to tease her teats with your fingers.
>>14103353>>14103377I don't get it
Do you guys think Al will be in this season?I mean there is an episode where Pinkie will meet her match. It would be Heresy to not have him in that.
>>14103377<3
>>14103365>the drawing itself and not what the drawing is of
>>14103396Anon's OTP and top tier taste in pony fashion conflicts with flyingpleb's inferior convictions
>>14103392How not to have a waifu.png
>>14103396FS hates to see ponies being happy, and anon just requested two of his favorite ponies having a good time
>>14103400he'll be twilight's other brother that she also never mentioned but was also her BFFand he'll be a worldwide famous award winning comedian
>so why do you like ponies?They're very sexy.
>>14103394You guys are just all kinds of...eager this morning.
>>14103103>9 months earlier
>>14103154
>>14103432it's because it's night for most of us, aspie.
derpy is a very ugly pony
Rainbow Dash wants you to brush her frogs and nibble her dock.
>>14103440PffThanks man. I love it
>>14103396I prefer ponies without clothing and Rose and Comet Tail are my favorite pones. Anon knows this is attempting a critical torpedo hit with his request
newsflash: hats is more fun than drawing
http://25.media.tumblr.com/05d140fb6c019aa9cb8e8c20442306b4/tumblr_msvjw7hqg61r3gomwo1_1280.png
>>14103440hahaha
>>14103440that's sweet
>>14103455Jalm please draw
>>14103455spoiler alert: most videogames are more fun than drawing and hats is fucking awful
>>14103432Aspirant write something cute with Sweetie please
>>14103454Oh, well.You're entitled to your tastes, but clothespone is best pone.
>>14103368>>14103372but will your output be anywhere near as big as the first one was?you gotta have a lot saved up in order to give her a nice, thick balls-deep creampie just how she likes itTrixie has high expectations of her virile stud
Is darf here?Darf? Are you here Darf?
>>14103448Rainbow dash doesn't have frogsHer "hooves" are giant fleshy cylinders. They're probably sensitive all around.
>Lera threads banned on /tv/>mfw
>>14103457nope
>>14103464not jalm>>14103466____>____
>>14103455>Hats>Fun
>>14103432Pinkie is a very flirtatious pone.
>Be you>Be in Equestria>You've been working at Sugarcube corner for over a month now>The slave driver that is Mrs. cake demands that you work overtime on Wednesday >"fucking bitch">You had just started to take count of the supplies in the back when you here the front door creak>you look over and see a pony getting closer to the cash register>"sorry were closed for the night">*silence*>*pony still standing there*>you glance over again, "Hey! I said we were closed">you now realize that the pony is a stallion>You now notice a knife and a bag amongst his hoofs>He hands you a note saying to give him all the bits in the safe box that's in the back.>Stallion looks very unstable and on the verge of killing someone or something.Wat do?
>>14103439eugh
>>14103481Unf
>>14103497suck his dick to assert dominance
>>14103482Darf is ded and hats us
>>14103486Who or what is Lera?
RULES OF NATURE
>>14103483that pony has an ass of lead.
>>14103497I never figured out if that explosion was on purpose or not
>>14103497>horse with a knifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bmrqIsP8
>>14103497ACTIVATE THE BANDIT BARRIERS
>>14103514AND IT RULES US ALL
>>14103176
>>14103497pone is small and weak and could barely use the knife. i pin pone to the ground and defuse the situation.
>>14103408>picI suppose that's not sweat.
>>14103448
>>14103440D'aaaaw.They're so cute.
>>14103514http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ECUCkuWDw0
>>14103128>tfw too slow and get art-jacked
>>14103497Shoot pony in the faceConsume his corpse over the rest of the week. Horse meat is delicious, any excuse is a good excuse.
>>14103497take the money, put it in a very heavy sack and go back to pony.Smash its fucking skull with the money.
>>14103497fly into a murderous ape rage and eat his face
>>14103491it's like you've never played on tdm_nucleus
>>14103533Rainbow Dash is a very excitable pony
>>14103541you may have been super slow but it's still super cute
>>14103518considering he's dressed like one of those bomb disposal guys, I'm assuming it was on purpose
>>14103443I sometimes forget how many Euro folk there are here.>>14103469I'll have to come back to it in a bit, I've got to do some midday stuff real quick. In the meantime, think of a specific scenario you'd like if you had one in mind.>>14103495Indeed.
>>14103520>tfw Pinkie never does stealth right
>>14103502but I love his dark fics
>>14103365for a second i thought that was jailbait's OC
>>14103541I'm not complaining; two pictures are better than one!especially when they're both cute
>>14103479Its ok anon I can coexist just fine. Though naked pones are best pones.>>14103497Bap the pony with a newspaperIt is the only thing he will respect
>>14103560But he doesn't love you
>>14103554>tfw no one will ever write about Dash
>>14103549that pony sure loves her pizza
>>14103497I'm sorry. I'd give you everything in a heartbit, but there isn't anything in that safe box. Could you wait for a bit while I go fetch the safe in the back? I could grab you something to bite while we're at it.
>>14103542>>14103543>>14103544Edgier than pic related
>>>/k/18398081
>>14103545i'm not entirely sure what tdm is, but i've played nucleus enough times.
>>14103571it's alright, that's my fetish
>>14103544>>14103543>>14103542>so badass>wow>very carnivore>such space marine>humanity much fuck yeah
>>14103525>Bethesda Gaben simulator
>>14103579>edgy>self defense is edgysure thin mate.
>>14103489Then who? Are you the certain someone who doesn't capitalise? You know who I mean.
>>14103584that was a joke. nucleus fucking sucks.
>>14103573People just gotta ask! I like all the main 6 and enjoy trying to write each of them. Some are just more popular around these parts than others.Anyway, out for a bit. I'll come back and see if we can't get some smaller stuff done before Cute "Quest" tonight.
>>14103579>stallion robbing you>high chance of him killing you>self defense>edgy
>>14103596
>>14103596>Doge meme
>>14103602i have no idea.
>>14103501>You look around in a nervous frenzy>"Sure.... ok... just don't do anything stupid>You proceed to go to the back room>Next to the desired box is a handgun>you think of your options >"is it worth the risk?">you pick up the gun, but there is no ammo>"fuck">"ugh what can I do?">Maybe if I pretend that its loaded he will leave the store
>>14103579>>14103596>eating delicious lean meat >edgy
>>14103555>implying pinkie wouldn't be an enforcer or some shit
>>14103607Anything cute with Rainbow Dash would be pretty dang sweettake care m8
>>14103614SERGAL STOPSERGALSTAHP SERGALNO
I think Donut Joe is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes donuts and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>14103622Grab a damn kitchen knife as a backup. Hell, grab two.
>>14103622that's not what I wanted to do at allwhy would you respond to my post if you're going to completely disregard it
quick draw stramgoing to do colt cuddling mare because im too tired i don't remember the other onederpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5derpy.me/mule5
>>14103609he isn't dangerous though. there are no cartels in equestria.
>>14103623>people have been using the word flank wrong for all these years
>>14103623Give me some rump!
>>14103622>not keeping a loaded gunJust blanks would scare him off. It's like you wanted to suck his dick all along.
>>14103631>>14103640"blank sirloin" just isn't as catchy
>>14103554Uh I'm bad with ideas.How about Anon and Sweetie trying to ambush Rarity with snowballs? Some overcomplicated plan that ends with Rarity and a ruined maned chasing them with a few dozen snowballs?
>>14103603Every map in that game sucks.If anything Nucleus is one of the better ones because other people seem to suck even more than usual on it so i'm always the mvp on it.
>>14103645This, where's that gun nigga.
>>14103655so i have fun playing that game and you don't. good to know.
>>14103631Seriously, why do I like him so muchHe should show up in another episode or something
>>14103645>"It's like you wanted to suck his dick all along.">surprising>my little fetish ERP general
>>14103440That is an uncomfortable bed. Its a cutie, though.
>>14103680>it's not even a bed>Sweetie fell asleep on a counter>again
>>14103677Shitposting in the internet.
>>14103677/pol/ pls
>>14103684
>>14103677By moving to the northern part of Sweden.
Premature horsing
>>14103640>>14103623>flank is wrongKnow that I have this knowledge, calling it their rump just seems so lewd
>>14103718s-soon?
>you come back out with the box in one hoof and the pistol behind your back>as you emerge from the room, you soon recognize the stallion from the local newspaper>remember something along the lines of a cereal rapist and killer>fear increases >"Hey! I got your box, come get it">You fell the gun begin to shake in your hands as you prepare to bullshit this through>Just as he gets close you pull out the gun and point it to his chest>"DON'T FUCKING MOVE OR I'LL SHOOT">he smiles>Just as you yell "I MEAN IT!" you see a shadow appear next to him>he's not alone>The last thing you remember is being grabbed from the side and having a wet cloth put over your muzzle.
Rebno Des has challenged you to horse faster than her.5 4 3 2 1 GO
>>14103736>cereal rapist
premarital booping
>>14103740
>>14103623So a pony's Flank would be the equivalent of a human's hips?
>>14103732As soon as my brain decides whether to keep using flank or not
>>14103736>muzzlehow are we even handing the gunImmersion ruined
>>14103748NOT FAST ENOUGH
>Have to babysit Sweetie while Rarity goes to Twilight to give her some etiquette lessons for an upcoming royal dinner>You go to the toilet for a few minutes>when you return you find out Sweetie found the key to Rarity's liqueur and got drunk>she asks you if you want some of the sweet fruit juice>You realize Rarity will probably murder you for thisWhat do?
>>14103748My hoovesMy hoovesMy hoovesMy hoovesmy lovely lady hoovescheck them out
fun fact: the nazis destroyed the only portal to equestria to keep everyone away from the ponieshitler wanted them all to himself and went through it before his officers rendered it nonexistent, just as the russians were about to take berlinafter celestia turned him into a pony he got married and started a family. he named his daughter for the dying day of the white race - twilight.
>last night someone posted some gay donkey anthro porn saying it was Rose's OC>i furiously fapped>find out it wasnt Rose at allgoddangit
>>14103774you're an idiot
>>14103758lock everything up and put her to bedthen call Rarity and tell her what happened
>>14103774no rose draws futa pokemons.
>>14103736>muzzle>hoof>implying inferior species>not wielding dual wielding assault rifle 15s>not clad in american made power armorImmersion ruined
>>14103758Take the booze away from her, force her to drink water. Drink some myself, take the heat from Rarity.
>>14103736>A BOX IN ONE HOOF>YOUR HANDS>YOUR MUZZLEWHAT THE FUCK ARE WE
>>14103718but we have always known flank as a synonym for butt was completely wrongyou cannot attack something from both butts
>>14103774If course it wasn't Rose's OC. It just happens there's at least one other furry with a donkey fursona.
Pony found a spell that will turn you into a pony but only for 2 minutesDo you want to try it?
>>14103774Can you retroactively unfap to something?
>>14103816no>implying that you wouldn't go insane from the wider field of view and sensitivity to magic
>>14103817i wish. there would be many nanaki and cmc faps and pumpkin cake faps i would take back.
The time has comehttp://mlpg.co/q/res/495623.html
>>14103827Thanks Dash I'd love a biteYou're so thoughtful
>>14103830Excellent.
>>14103819I'm already going insane from all the years of virginity and social isolation, so that probably won't be as bad.
>>14103814>filename
>>14103827I would accept that with care. I would totally get her a treat in the future.
>>14103809SATYRS
>>14103786>you take Sweetie out of the living room and put her to bed telling her to go to sleep>You go back to clean up the mess>holy shit how can a little filly drink so much and still not fall in a alcoholic coma>and how the fuck did she mange to do this in 5 minutes>I mean fuck there's already an empty bottle>hope it was already empty>go to call Rarity >realize that there are no phones in Equestria>suddenly you hear something>Sweetie opened the window and started drunkenly sing something>all the neighbors are probably hearing itWhat do
>>14103839dinofag pls
>>14103832>>14103848Too late, you'll have to do like spake to get your share
Does Celestia support unilateral free trade?Or does Equestria have a more protectionist, PTA-based trade policy?
>>14103856Wouldn't be the first time I had to go inside Dash
>>14103850>sweetie belle>herdropped
>>14103850oh for god's sakeshut the window, lock the window, keep diligent watch over Sweetie until she passes out to make sure she doesn't keep doing stupid crap
>>14103856>spakespike*
>>14103811Actually I didn't. I mean I know Flank meant something from the side, but since the cutie mark is on the side...I just sorta went with it.
>>14103718I used to call it the right way, but I eventually got bored of getting "corrected" and having to explain.Also, I've always found horse meat to be a little too stiff and salty for my taste -still enjoyable, though.
>>14103870i love this kind of horsepanties
>>14103870>those horrid colorsabsolutely disgusting.
>>14103870B-Big fat sweetiebelle horsecock
>>14103886>I've always found horse meat to be a little too stiff and saltytop unf
PURPLE
>>14103870God, how come there's so little of this shit, and why does it always get me so immediately aroused?
>>14103899What happened to Amazon Celestia?
http://i.imgur.com/0SHTQC4.jpg
>>14103912She keeps getting smaller as the winter solstice approaches
>>14103912It's around...
>>14103877>you run as fast as you can upstairs hoping she doesn't do something stupid and fall>you take her away from the window, put her in bed and then lock the window>she starts angrily complaining about you not letting her have fun and about Rarity keeping that nice fruit juice away from her>you hope she'll just passes out soon>Suddenly you hear a knock on the door>it could be a neighbor, asking what's wrong>or even worse RarityWhat do?
>>14103856Pfft, easy peazy
>>14103904I knew someone would make that comment as soon as I hit 'submit'>>14103909>not destroyer of shows
Pony says to stop making fun of herIt's just her winter coat
>>14103933Jump out the window! Maybe the fall will kill you, sparing you from Rarity's wrath!
>>14103933tell Sweetie to lay down for a few minutesand go get the door
I want lyra to suck my dick to assert dominance
>>14103939>>14103865You're too late, your ice cream is dissolved, all you get is multicolored gastric fluids.
>>14103910Theres so little of it because its not asked for enough
>>14103736>You wake up in a dark and musty room>A single incandescent light illuminates the room>you feel sluggish and dizzy>after a few moments regaining consciousness, you realize your in some sort of basement or bomb shelter>ohshit.jpeg>"I got to get out of here">A voice from the corner of the room draws your attention>"Oh good your awake!">"Lets begin the fun shall we!">you stand up and run over to the only door in the room (locked)>"SHIT!">You turn around to face your kidnapper>He has a raging erection and a sheepish grin on his face>"FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!">you fall down next to the steel door>you start to cry>"good">"crying just like the bitch you are">He places his throbbing member next to your face and commands you to lick it.>"If you bite me, I will kill you right now">through your tears you notice a tool kit next to the wall he was sitting by, full of various sex toys and instruments>Rape
>>14103948So she's a bit shaggy.I think it's cute.
>>14103932Haven't had a chance to read that yetBeen meaning though
>>14103964Or I just treat pone and myself another ice cream.I'm sure she'd be down for it
>>14103966>Good end
>>14103959>Let Lyra give you a pony blowjob because hey, what's the worst that could happen>before you know it you're wearing a collar and carrying her around town on your back
>>14103983Quit trying to fatten up Rainbow Dash you monster
>>14103983Des already licked all over it, though.
>>14103932>Glorious Amazon Celestia will snuggle with you
>>14103988>implying you can make her any fatter
>>14103988But I'm not, anon>>14103996I don't mind.
>>14103958>You tell Sweetoe to stay put and you mean it this time>she grumbles something before putting the pillow on her head and grumble some more>you go open the door>It's only Spike >Rarity asked him to get a box from a room, something about helping her teach Twilight some manners>He'll have to go near Rarity's guest room, where Sweetie is to reach Rarity's room Do you risk him going letting him search for it or do you go to search for it?
>>14103966Sooo it went from robbing... to rape? What?
>TFW femanon x stallions died out as soon as it showed up
>>141040062 icecreams in one day?They're just little ponies, she'll be lucky to be able to get off the ground after
>>14103884Well its not really a big deal for most people. Though personally I do enjoy when the proper anatomical terms are applied, it helps remind people they are supposed to be horses rather than humans with funny colors.
>>14104034>humans with funny colors
>>14104006Joke's on you, Des just gave you Pony Tuberculosis
>>14104015tell him what happened, and ask if he can relay it to Rarity
>>14104021it's all about the colts now
>>14104053stallions can never catch a break
>>14103932>looking at the timestampsMan, I didnt realize that I played along for 10 hours
>>14103966What is this horseshit? Not tied up? Fight to the death, fgt.
>>14104050>you know that you can't keep this a secret>Sweetie will probably tell Rarity what happened and if not her hangover will do it>Better defuse it now>you start telling Spike about what happened before you hear a large crash upstairs and Sweetie screaming some unintelligible gibberishWhat do
>>14104006Rainbow's tummy is adorable.
>>14104070horsefucking is a hell of a drug
>>14104070I need to write faster
>>14104053I still don't see any Femanon x Colts.
>>14104060i guess some think it's worth it to groom a colt to specifically be for sexual with you
>>14104034Fuck it. I'm still gonna say the cutie mark is on their flank. It's just on the flank of their rump.Yeah. That works.
>>14104080awesome*
>>14104103adorable
>>14104034They're not really horses, though.They're horselike creatures with incredibly flexible joints, penchants for acting like cats, dogs, and humans in addition to horses, and notable biological differences from horses.They're like, humanoids but for horses.
>>14104103AND adorable
>>14104103Shh, don't be so tsuntsun.
>>14104111AWESOME
>>14104113You could almost say they're cartoon horses.
>>14104097i'd rather colts be sexual with one another
>>14104086And more.One day you will have to do a Luna thing.With Celestia walking in on Anon and Luna and joining after the awkwardness has passed
>>14104079Go to her and hope that whatever she did doesn't lead to the destruction of the boutique.
>>14104126ADORABLE
>>14104096It really is a shame that there isn't enough of that.
>>14104102That does work actually, as that chart thing was a bit over specific. Flank works as a generic term for "side", which is what the show uses it as, and how its used in all the non biology contexts. A flank attack is simply an attack on or from the sides. It just does not mean "ass"
>>14104134>that pip and rumble ficunf
>>14104126No more raspberries on tht adorable belly then?
>>14104137Most adorable pegasus.
>>14104135SomedayBut right now I've got a nonsexual thing I'm working on
>>14104148which one?
>>14104154the adorablest.
>>14104154I want to hug a pony inside a hoodiethat looks so comfy
>>14104128Indeed, they are Ponies and not ponies.
>>14104031I highly doubt thatPony metabolism is super sanicjust like her
>>14104154>>14104163Just look at it, you will never hold pone like that.
>>14104149r/ing Anon doing raspberries to Rainbow
Guess who's baseball team is in the World Series starting Wednesday?
>>14104165>ponies inside shirtsYESYEEESYEEEEEEEEEEEESMORE
>>14104165pony cannot fit inside your hoodie with you in it unless you get a size way above yours
>>14104136>both you and Spike go up stairs>she isn't in the room>you hear another crash in Rarity's room>There you find Sweetie on Rarity's bed holding some of her dresses and some scissors>When she sees you and Spike she starts screaming about how you don't let her sing and that if you come any closer she'll ruin all of Rarity's dresses>Spikes tells you that he'll be at your funeral if it makes you feel any betterWhat do
>>14104149ᶠᶦᶰᵉ
>>14104182I need this.
>>14104183>>>/sp/or go talk to your friends>>14104188seconding
>>14104183>sports
>>14104188>>14104192A little filly could definitely fit in there
Fillies kissing
>>14104113They are horses in the same way humans are hominidsSpecifically they are ponies, of the cartoon variety
>>14104141give it timethere'll be more
>>14104221why is that pone bald?
>>14104221If that's the case, then I would hug them and never let go.
How is this looking so far?
>>14104222No, cuddling pones.
>>14104160found it, this one: http://pastebin.com/yPqgCSvd
>>14104235pony cancer
>>14104235I think that one was a plane pony
>>14104179Why you make me feel
>>14104241looks kind of messyhow does it look on a dark background instead of a flat white?
>>14104244Pony should cuddle ponynot filthy humans
>>14104248
>>14104244More hugging pics with Rainbow.
>>14104225pls
>>14104221>A little filly could definitely fit in therenot if you are wearing a proper fitting shirt fatload
>>14104241Make the horn's lines just 1 solid line on each side otherwise it looks like a penis
>>14104225GG, draw an evil jew.
>>14104224Horses with hackles and canines and hoofgrip and 2-legged standing poses.Equuinoids
>>14104193Tell her you'll let her sing if she'll put those scissors down.
>>14104244Is that wheaties?
>>14104193Tell her that you're sorry and ask her to hold a concert with you and Spike as the audience just for the love of god don't do anything to the dresses
>>14104276Pls.
>>14104284/fit/ pleaseThere's nothing wrong with casually fitting shirts and hoodiesThey would stretch a bit sure but they could fit. In fact they would need to be a little tight in order to hold the pony up.
>>14104296Ponka farted
>>14104292
>>14104292but he's already done that
>>14104300>tfw broneis gave her some retarded uncreative name
http://mlpg.co/q/res/495623.htmlWhy aren't you romancing Moonhorse?
>>14104300Yes, yes it is. And this is a changeling.
>dash>>>/yougay/
>>14104265>>>14104285focus on the mane anon
>>14104324aww man, I'd totally carry around a little changeling dronethat's cute as fuck
>>14104320moonhorse a shit
>>14104320But I already am
>>14104313do you have the "I'm not stupid, I'm smart" one?
>>14104319What are they calling her now?>>14104324Well good we could always use more of her
CUTE QUEST TONITE RIGHT
Pony has just walked down a hallway to the meeting room and found two identical open doors
>>14104320I'm not really interested in a quest about Lunaif A.J. does another main character I'd be down
Silver Spoon being cute. I hope.
>>14104336
>>14104340>aspirant will never write tasteful smut againbeb
>>14104353yeah that's the one
>>14104353And there's your duplicate file
>>14104343Pony takes the third door.
>>14104352CutestSmartestAll-around best filly
>>14104302>>14104297>you try to negotiate with her, telling her that you and Spike will listen to her>She doesn't want to listen she continues to ramble on how you're just like Rarity, never wanting to listen to her, ignoring her, not letting her have more of those tasty fruit juices>she tells you she had enough>she starts cutting up the dresses while telling you how those were her fancy dresses for her fancy parties that she goes at but never takes her to them>meanwhile Spike went trough the drawers, found the box and ran after telling you that you're on your own, but the funeral offer still standsWhat do
>>14104343They both have lions behind them.
>>14104352cuteunf
>>14104362he wrote some lewd Fluttershy last week
>>14104352that is pretty cute
>>14104377Approach her and tell her that Rarity is going to be very mad when she finds out what Sweetie did.
>>14104332Changelings are just as cute as ponies.
>>14104352hmyesYes, I'd say that's cute.
>>14104377That little traitor lizard. If I survive Rarity I'll fucking murder him.Go take the scissors from her
>>14104409You know, except for them feeding off of you.
>>14104409changelings are ponies
>>14104409yes they are
>>14104352Only thing to pick on is that when it's completely flat like that the ice cream on and around her mouth make it look like she has one of those terrible huge anime open-mouths
>>14104384Does anyone have a cap?
>>14104435>grotesquewowrude
>>14104371Did pony find the addition to improve pony's experience?
>>14104435>grotesqueFuck you! They're adorable!
>>14104352very qt
>>14104435There's nothing grotesque about this.
>>14104352Dick shoop when?!
>>14104309
>>14104352>these lineummmI think Rose can help here.
When every pony becomes an alicorn, what will they call the event? The happening?
>>14104451No cap. It was in the sub.
>>14104485Well it's just a sketch. I didn't even know Rose is still alive.
>>14104484Pinkie really would be the worst sleepover attendeeI bet she would be up at like 6:00 am too and bothering everyone
>>14104405>>14104418>as you see Spike running you make a mental note to have revenge>but first you need to solve this>you try to reason with her again telling her that Rarity will get mad about this>Sweetie says she doesn't care because Rarity always gets mad for something and starts imitating her sister, poorly>"Oh Sweetie you always bring mud in my house, Oh Sweetie you always are dirty after your crusading, oh sweetie you don't brush your teeth correctly, oh Sweetie you burnt the curtains the third time this month">you take the opportunity to lunge at her and take the scissors from her hoofs>before she runs away you catch her and hold her under your arm while she vainly squiggles around trying to escapeWhat now
Changelings a shit
>>14104173I'm saving that gif to [embed] later. With that song no less.
>>14104472They can definitely be pretty cute
>>14104526
>>14104521changelings did nothing wrong
>>14104510Shush her and stroke her mane. But keep your hold firm until she stops struggling and calms down a bit.
>>14104451
>>14104534>that haunchunf
unf unf size difference unf
>>14104584not different enoughthe big one needs to be taller
>>14104584mrs cakepinkie
>>14104584
>>14104534They really can.
>>14104584I love this pic a little more every time I post it.
>>14104598>being able to suck a girl's tits without bending overThat's a plus.
>>14104537Even [better].
>stressful day>gettin emotional>feelin slapped down by the world>get home and get on headphones>turn up volume to max>blast the brony dubstep rap>tfw upliftedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JwlaTEOn-Y
>>14104544They brutally murdered and enslaved an entire city.
>>14104629>brony dubstep rap
>>14104584That larger woman is super hot
>>14104537that's very suggestive
>>14104568>embroidered snapbacks
>>14104622rainbow dash is a very small mare
>>14104584>that BabsJust add short hair and freckles.Also, take off those high heels.
>>14104643She's shopped like a motherfucker.
>>14104622Rebno babby
>>14104648yes, yes she is
>>14104647>headwear>ever
>>14104622I just wanna pick her up and give her a huge hug
>>14104558>you hold her firm, not letting her escape>stroking her mane you tell her to calm down and that everything will be okay>she's extremely tiered and can barely struggle anymore>you put her on Rarity's bed and continue to pet her>you're glad that this is over>Rarity will probably murder you but at least it could be worse, no one got hurt, besides the dresses>Sweetie doesn't look that good tough>she's making a weird face>Oh shitWhat do
>>14104330*unzips dick* B-BACK THE FUCK OFF!??
>>14104584>Babs and Scootaloo
>>14104642It really is the worst possible combination of things imaginable, isn't it?
>new hats server is up
>>14104662My whole life is a lie
BABS' SEED BABS' SEED THICK AND CREAMY JUICE
>>14104666https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djSp1NVsTrI
>>14104664>>14104665cutest pon
i almost didn't shit but then i shittedit was harrowing
>>14104665>>14104648She'd be a short tomboy that would be confrontational and defensive because she's secretly insecure and feels like she has to, otherwise everybody else is just naturally better.
>>14104681TRASH CAN!WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!
>>14104713That sounds like Dash.
>>14104315Unf
>>14104711now go douche yourself and put stuff up your butt
>>14104700Timmy makes a great drummer.
>>14104681You know at this point you're already beyond fucked. Just clean her after she barfs
>>14104706Rebno Des a cute shit
>>14104691What's the details? Slots? Ads? Mods? Public or private?
>>14104729you don't douche your butt, you enema it
Maybe I could draw some more. Requests?
>>14104713but she's wonderful just the way she is
>>14104758Rumble being cute
>>14104758big Rainbow Dash cuddling a little stallion
>>14104758Chubby pone!
>>14104758thunder hammer pony in full armor
>>14104713>date pouttingThat's cute as fuck.
>>14104758Applejack drinking from a lake
>>14104770>>14104758Rumble wearing a hat.
>>14104725>"S-stupid Anon... I don't need him. Who cares that he likes other mares. I don't. He's just a dumb monkey..."
>>14104758Apple Bloom waking up with bedhead
>>14104754>What's the details? Slots? Ads? Mods? Public or private?>Slots?25>Ads?No>Mods?Just KrabbPrivate but the password is the same.
>>14104691who is that spinning dude?
>>14104721>before you can do anything she starts vomiting >you quickly spot a small trash can where Rarity throws her failed sketches>you get it and use it >the few dresses that escaped are certainly not usable anymore>and the bed sheets will need to be cleaned>so will the trash can>And SweetieWhat now
>>14104706that gif fails to capture the true adorableness of the way her nose wiggles when she inhales
>>14104758Tsundere Dash
>>14104700that's hilarious.
>>14104811Clean Sweetie up first, and put her to bed with a trash bin at the bedside just in case.Then get to work washing up everything else.
>>14104811Clean Sweetie and get her to bedAfter that close Rarity's room go downstairs and pour yourself a drink while waiting for Rarity.
>>14104795I still heavily doubt pones would give a shit about humans. This would be pones real reaction.
>>14104826I wonder if Celestia wants me to wear a hat...
>>14104842we already saw pony reaction to humanit was love
>>14104842
>>14104851equestria girls a shit
>>14104665>>14104648That would mean derpy is awfully tiny as well
>>14104795>knock at the door>anon is desperately clinging to the doorknob as the balloons threaten to tug him higher>he's got a package from Rarity that she insisted he deliver in person>he's safe, he got a cloudwalking spell but he needs help getting out of the balloons>why did Pinkie think this was a good idea anyway>inside the package is matching Wonderbolts shirts, one in anon's size, one in Rainbow Dash's>awkward silence
>>14104872She'd have to compensate.
>>14104622Those are jocks, they're supposed to be huge.
>>14104789>Rumble wearing a fancy hat
>>14104920Rumble wearing a fancy hat and a matching little suit.
>>14104920sex with rumble wearing a fancy hat while also wearing an equally fancy hat
>>14104940A little suit made of matches? That sounds dangerous.
>>14104908That's what makes it so unf.
>>14104908It is definitely way more drastic with the big body type stallions, but even the small stallion type is a fair bit larger than the average mare
>>14104944>transforming Rumble into a fancy hat and then transforming yourself into a fancy hat and having fancy gay hat sex
>>14104954That is not what I said at all, anon. That is not what the word 'matching' means at all.
>>14104958aww yiss
>>14104872the perfect size for cuddles
>>14104833>>14104839>You take Sweetie and the trash can to the bathroom >quickly you give Sweetie a short shower>as you carry her to her room she looks up to you and says sorry>you tell her that everything is okay before putting her in bed and giving her a good night kiss on the horn>she smiles and quickly goes to sleep>you go downstairs to pour yourself a drink before you go wash all of that up>before you go back you hear the door>Rarity is back>she sees the glass in your hand and just smiles telling that she understands you and knows how Sweetie can be sometimes>she gives you a few bits for doing this, thanks you again and goes in the bathroom to take a showerYou could escape now or stay there and face her wrath when she reaches her room
>>14104966If you were floating through the depths of space and came across a disembodied floating fancy hat would you wear it?
>>14104981>cuddles>not huddles
>>14104980holy christ look how fucking happy she is>"ohmygosh!"
>>14104850No matter what pones wear they always look cute.
>>14104906
>>14104993_NO
So with the apparent cannon size difference of males and females, how do you think it has effected their way of life? Is this why we mostly only see stallions as physical labor and mares as more of a social role? Tradition perhaps?
>>14105007She looks like her hearts about to explode.
>>14104986Stay.Face the consequences like a man.
>>14104993I do it all the time. It's how TF2 works.
>>14105028sexism#SmashTheMatriarchy
>>14104691>>14104800Shit Yeah!
>>14105028mac wants them bonbons
>>14105039Practically every SoarinDash picture is the same way.Dash always looks so incredibly happy and in love.It makes me so jealous of Soarin.
>>14105050DOUG DIMMADOME!
>>14104986Escape while you still canGo to your home make your bags go to Canterlot and ask Celestia for political asylum.Fuck being a man, be a coward. A coward that still lives.
>>14104805That picture is amazing.
>>14105082He's one of my favorite characters with the way he puts Dimma on everything.
>>14105072>dashfagslel
>>14105100You got a problem with that?
>>14105072Soarin' is kind of a doofball though. I think Dash would find herself courting someone cooler.And just as lazy as she is.
>>14105100Well it doesn't have to be Dash
>>14105017>anon apologizes for disturbing her, she was probably napping or something>he'll just...let himself back down with the balloons>wait, where did the balloons go>a screech from above, some popping noises, and then fluttering latex scraps>...maybe anon should come inside for a while
pony should wear clothing
>>14105100>any waifufagFixed.
>>14104805The color of the outline makes me think it's snoop dogg but I'm not sure
>>14105126agreed
>>14105082OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME!
>>14105121>come insideUNF!
>>14105121JUMPJUUUUUMP
>>14105051We see the roles reversed from time to time. Like this stallion or the one who sells sofas and quills. I'm guessing AJ working as hard as she does is sort of unmare like, but nobody seems to care too much.
>>14105039>She looks like her hearts about to explode.>>14105072I wish I could experience love
>>14105046>>14105083>you look in your hand and count the bits>it's what you agreed on and a few extra>that's Rarity for you>you start thinking about running now>they probably could buy a oneway ticket to any town that's far enough from Ponyville.>but you couldn't do that> you go in the living room and pour another glass to drink mentally preparing for what's to come>You hear a door upstairs opening>then some hoof steps>then another door>then a shriek>and man what a shriek, the neighbors certainly heard that>and then just silenceWhat now
>>14105174Go upstairs to face your fate.
>>14105163>I wish I could experience loveI don't. I'm going to be one of the few to go through life without it, purposefully.
>>14105207I don't care! I don't play hats!
>>14105207>hats>ever
>>14105206Well you already failed your mission, because I love you, Anon
>>14105028It was exclusively stallions doing the heavy labor in winter wrap up, like pushing the slow plowstake from that what you will
Pony wants you to just slide on up in there, don't be shy.
>>14105215>>14105224>respondingjust remember your training, anonsreport and filter
>>14105242It's my first time, pony
>>14105242Okay fine, but I'm still not used to wing hugs yet.
SHIT
>>14105247Does it really count as commercial spam?
>>14105247>no fun ever guy
>>14105236mares are small and weakjust look at Twilight trying to push the plow
>>14105174Start that walk up stairs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UhKfvKxlvY
>>14105273>Using Twilight for an example.Please, Applejack is strong as hell....Wait...what if Applejack is just an effeminate stallion!?
>>14105236Well it's only natural that the male of the species is the bigger one in general.
>>14105273Small, weak and lazy
>>14105247Here, let me fix that for you./8.6.74.102:27015/i
>>14105318>Nothing but reading books the whole day>Spike is her slaveTwilight is a very lazy pony.
>>14105193>>14105276>you go up stairs>as you climb the stairs you start thinking>you had a good life>You got to Equestria, you met Celestia, Luna>you had a great time with the ponies, went on adventures, just chilled out with them >there was that time when you went to the beach and Pinkie with Dash wrote that message on Aj's back with sun cream, man was AJ mad after she woke up>yep you had a good life>how many people could say that they had this much fun with multicolored magical ponies>you enter the room and see Rarity>she's just staring at the bed, not saying anything, not moving, nothing>she probably didn't move since she stopped shirking>she probably doesn't even know you're there
>>14105269if it's not then it's still a violation of >>>/global/rules/11I would say it is because they've solicited donations in the past but I dunno if that counts
>>14105242Pony finally agreed to let me crawl into her ponut and live there?Do I have to pay rent?
Why didn't they just have Spoke melt the snow in Winter Wrap Up?
>>14105207i'd like to go, but i'm not sure.
>>14105350That's just using a rule as a poor justification to ruin other's fun because you don't like it.
>>14105336Thanks!I tried to filter it myself but I screwed up and it wasn't working
>>14105348Tell her exactly what happened.
>>14105231Yeah okay.
>>14105357because he's just a baby dragon
>>14105357Because he probably counted as using magicThey banned magic during the WWU, probably so they could force all the town's stallions to get all taught and sweaty with exertion and then ogle their butts.The mayor is a clever mare
>>14105357ponies are not very clever
>>14105371>rule violations should be allowed when it's fuuuuuuun!
>>14105273>just look at Twilight trying to push the plow
>>14105391>implying he will ever grow upThey will cull him before he ever becomes dangerous. Twilight will have to do the deed.
>>14105357Because he's small and pathetic and has dragon Down syndrome.
W-what do you mean I have a big smelly butt?
>>14105383>before you say anything she just turns around>she takes the glass from your hand and drinks what was left in it then just walks out like you're not even there>you hear her going down the stairs>after a while you hear her calling you down in the living room>she doesn't sound mad but you know better>the window looks pretty invitingWhat do
>>14105404flyingsaucer flexed his taught naked body but the ponies did not appreciate his unclothed ape form had taut them
So, about that alicorn Fluttershy toy...
>>14105439Well, you are a horse. You smell like a stable.
>>14105441Jump!You have nothing to lose!
>>14105419I wonder how many unfs were had that premiere
>>14105411People only give a shit about enforcing the rules when it's convenient for them.
>>14105441You'll probably break a leg and she'll come out to kill you anyway. Just go and face your fate
>>14105439Shhh.Just let me rub it.
>>14105448yes anon, I typo'd a wordI shall don my shame cube for the appropriate period of time
>>14105451Meh. If it happens it happens.
>>14105451What about it?
>>14105441Go back down and face the music.
pony can't figure out how to beat you and looks up the faq
>>14105507I'm not pony's pet we can talk it out
Post Gloomy
>>14105512
>>14105521>tfw no macro gloomy facesitting fic
>>14105425You know that's untrue, they already had the greedy episode
>>14105464that's how the reporting system worksif I don't want to see something on 4chan and it's a violation of the rules I can choose to report it and the janitors/mods can choose to enforce the rulesI'm not obligated to report every violation I see because that would be inconvenient to meI guess I don't understand the point you're trying to make
>>14105542>they already had the greedy episodeI had no idea the Hub logo was actually IN the show.
>>14105521unf gloomybutt unf unf
>>14105538i don't think i'm good enough.
Man, I just cannot get Discord's design right.
>>14105549Subjective rules aren't rules at all.
I Gloomy a boy or a girl?I've been gone for a while please don't hurt.
>>14105589What's he accomodating her for?
>>14105589Use circles.
>>14105604Depends on how she feels that day
>>14105461was unf even a thing back then?
>>14105604she's whatever you want her to be, baby
>>14105604she's quite obviously a girl
>>14105589What's wrong with her hands?
>>14105604Conceptualized as a girl. Marker pony's sister, in fact.But you can do whatever with the character.
>>14105614what is this?! an image for ANTS?!
>>14105604I thought it was a boy. I was disappointed.
MLPG is wide awakePost foxes anyway
>>14105645I'd Skype with Gloomy
>>14105618Stylized.
>>14105671She probably just sits there waiting for you to log on
>>14105457>>14105466>>14105485>you look at the window >you could make a run for it>it's dark and even if you break something you could find a hiding place>you hear her calling you again>"Anon I hope you're not going to try anything stupid. I do know where you live after all.">you sigh and go downstairs rrady for what's to come>when you reach the living room you see rarity mixing some of her drinks>"Anon, I'm extremely tiered and I don't know what happened. I could only speculate what the hell you and Sweetie did and why so much liqueur is missing but honestly right now I don't care. So here's the deal, you go back home and rest and then tomorrow at noon you'll come back and we'll try to have a civilized discussion like adults about this okay?">you nod and leave>"One more thing. Pray to Celestia I'll be in a better mood">as you go outside you see Spike eating some popcorn sitting on Twilight who has some bags>she tells you that Spike told her what happened after Rarity left and she took the liberty to make your bags and buy you tickets to Manehatten>you tell her that it's okay and no need for that>as you leave you hear something>tuning you see Sweetie at the window holding a piece of paper that says Sorry and another one that shows a crude drawing of her giving you some flowers before waving to you>you smile and go home>You're going to have a very hard day tonmorrowTHE END
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>>14105671I'd play vidya with Gloomy.
>>14105645>tfwAt least I've become so emotionally detached that I see it as a kind of waiting game.
>>14105678I'm only seeing a complete lack of style.
>>14105692What kind of gamer would Gloomy be? What games would she enjoy?
>>14105688We should have given Rarity back her money.
>>14104189new horse
>>14105710Well that's just your onion, man.
>over 50 togepis hatched>not a single one with the nature I want>3 in a row with the same terrible natures
>>14105661Rose pls
>>14105713Roleplaying games so she can escape her shitty reality
>>14105618Nothing's wrong. She just has cute stubby hands and fingers that look like cat paws to add to her appeal.
>>14105713open explorationemotional rollercoasterssingle player
>>14105745looks more like you can't draw hands to me
>>14105720She probably couldn't care less about a few bits.>>14105688>tuning you see Sweetie at the window holding a piece of paper that says Sorry and another one that shows a crude drawing of her giving you some flowers before waving to youAw that's so sweet. Honestly how could anyone be mad at her.
>>14105682when I do log in she'd be sooo happy
>>14105731Shit, that sounds like a nice general.
>Marker is alone for 10 minutes>Come back>House is in ruins, small fire in the corner>I thought you were never coming back...so I panicked
>>14105756hands are difficult, alrightfuck off
>>14105731>>14105790Anon, what are you doing. That's not an MLP General.Don't put Gloomy in there.
>>14105805>Episode of the Day General #32>show discussion>said show is MLPSounds like MLPG to me!
>>14105805well fuckmake a real oneI've got meta horses to post, alright?
>>14105803don't worry, I'm sure /ic/ will give Ross constructive criticism on how to d- oh wait he's permabanned from /ic/
>>14105756>>14105830>you have to draw perfect hands each time you doodle a character
>>14105826>MLPG>show discussionWhat is this? 2010?
>>14105858...Yes? That's sort of like saying you have to draw eyes on a character each time, it's the kind of thing people notice when you fuck up.
>>14105826>>14105862We're IN an episode discussion thread.Why weren't you talking about MMMMMMMystery?
>>14105862W... what do you mean? What year is it?
>>14105805i wasn't fooled by it. if it was forced drama and shitpsoting about drawfags general then i might have fallen for it
>>14105862Oh, fuck off. We're litterally a month away from season 04. Of cource we're going to fucking discuss anything that we grab about the show
>>14105885Its 2351 sir.
>>14105885The year is '94 and my trunk is rawin my rear view mirror is the motherfuckin' law
>>14105883MMMMMMMMMystery a shitnew episodes a shitcharacters a shiteverything a shitlook at my refined taste
MEWBALL WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU GAY
>>14105885It is January 20th, 2012. Everyone excited for tomorrows episode? I hope nothing happens that will set the internet of fire.
>>14105906To be quite frank anon.I think your tastes are shit.
>Mewbs stuck in the other threadPff
>>14105908What's going on?
new horse where
You guys mind if I make a new horse?
>>14105959Yes. A lot.No.
>>14105645>someone comes online>"oh, I'd like to talk to him, but I don't wanna bug him right after he came online again - don't want to annoy him. Maybe he will start a conversation by himself when I just wait">they never do
>>14105959just do it already goddamn
>>14105908sorry im reall tired
>>14105976>>14105976>>14105976>>14105976
>>14105931b-but only bronies still enjoy eating hasbro's shit!to be the pure master race you must worship season 1 and our savior Faust and hate anything and everything new!
do you think gloomy gets uncomfortable when we stay in an old horse for too long
>>14106009why would you crop the worst part of the picture
>>14106018because princess transformation is my fetish
>>14106009>Gloomy gets new body>gets intoxicated at how sexy she is
>>14106008>Not liking only gen 1Get out.
>>14105969talk to them anon.tell your senpai how you feel.
>>14106041yeah, but what about what you posted
>>14106049>Not exclusively watching Rescue at Midnight Castle
>>14106062it's the part that most represents what I appreciate
>>14106087>not only appreciating Bonnie Zacherle's original sketch designs
beb
>>14106466>>14105984
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I'm in love with Perfect Purple Pretty Pony Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I just really love Twilight Sparkle. Her being a princess or not has no bearing on that.
>>14109410I feel the same way.
