Old emotionally distant horse: >>14094571Motherly edition
trap cuddle pile to watch pony with when
>>14098760My big strong boy... Look at that spurt~
>>14098782If he's really for sexual, he should be able to drill through his penis with a wood auger. If he's not willing to do that, then he's not for sexual.
>>14098779>tfw no trap to cuddle on the couch with before pone>tfw you'll never be sleepily cuddling with him>You'll never grope him>He'll never grind his little, hard cock into the palm of your hand>tfw you'll never blow him before the show starts>tfw he'll never cuddle you dreamily in the afterglow
Do you really want to be mothered by a talking horse?
Any stream going on?
>>14098796Your post makes no sense
>>14098808Is this a trick question?
>"Pray tell, may I be a mother figure also?"
>>14098810Yes, because being with her sister is so much better, right?
>>14098830Hm, is a big sisterly figure acceptable?
>>14098846Rarity or AJ?
>>14098812Ponies facing front is still the weirdest thing. Their eyes, I mean. Aside from being huge they'd have to wrap around the head
>>14098830>She will never tut-tut as you slouch and generally act unladylike>She will never instruct you on proper mannersThese threads are taking me down strange paths of self-discovery that I'm not sure I'm comfortable exploring in this context.
>>14098855No, I mean, Luna as a big sister. That would be cool.
>>14098860Do you want to be a princess?
>>14098877good night xj9
>>14098846I think Celestia has every "big" position filled out.
>>14098856Imagine there contact lenses. They could use them as ashtrays.
>>14098856Poni doesn't work in 3D. It's uncanny.
>>14098902>thereSHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU UNEDUCATED FUCK
Pony says that she masturbates
>>14098812>>14098856>>14098924pony deeply loves you and is staring into your eyes
>>14098943That's actually a mature looking face. Wish there were more like these.
>>14098954>Poni doesn't work in 3DMyth busted
>>14098943Luna really needs to buy clothes that fit her.
>>14098924That's because a bunch of lazy idiots decided to copy-paste some faggots first attempt at Source ponies.That way barely anyone tried to make new ponies in 3D anymore and only decided to use those cringeworthy, unappeasing models.
Pony is in the last vidya you played.What happens to pony
>>14098979pony is CJ in the zombie apocalypse
>>14098966>ImplyingIll-fitting clothes are the best>gf buys clothes that don't fit her>loses weight>They fit now>But not in the bust>Wears super lewd shirts around the house because she can't wear them out
>>14098979Pony gets infected with the c-virus and becomes a hideous monstrosity with a chainsaw
>>14098979Pony goes very VERY FAST
it's called haunch
>>14098979Megaman defeats pony and gets their power.
>>14098979Pony drops trough trapdoor to a basement in which is a lot of frightening monsters attacking her and she cries a lot.
>>14098979She already is and she is really annoying in this game.
>>14098979>rogue legacyTwilight - ArchmageShit at the beginning, most overpowered class end game by far, especially with a certain spell. She's gonna be okay.Rarity - SpellswordOverpowered no matter what. She winsDash - NinjaOverpowered at the beginning, pretty balanced during endgame. She's gonna be okay.Pinkie - AssassinShit at the beginning, a bit overpowered at the end. Can win, don't really know. AJ - Paladin or Barbarian QueenBalanced all the game. She has a fair chance to win. Fluttershy - I have no ideaI mean the only class related related to animals is the one you get after buying the Bestiality upgrade but that's half dragon... so yeah. And even so it's by far the most complete shit class in the game.All in all pony is safe.
>>14098998H-helloDo you come under this blanket often?
>>14098998NoRarity isn't for cuteRarity is for sexy.
>>14098979She's either captured by Valentine to be experimented on, or she wises the fuck up, beats her opponents and acquires the Skull Heart
>>14099031>there will never be a situation where I can use that line
pony is closepony is gonnais gonna
>>14099043MAKE IT YOUR LIFE GOAL
pony shat herself
>>14099046Oh god you booped all over me.
So besides EqD and DHN what other pony news websites are there?
I just had sexIt was pretty awesome
>>14099065It was good for me, too.
>>14098981>Posting "u mad">Thinks no one else can see how retarded you actually>Instead of going back to get your GED, you stay at home posting on mlpg>Eventually parents get sick of your shit and kick you out>After friends kick you out you live on the street>Start to suck dick for quarters to pay for you meth addiction>Start talking to imaginary ponies every night while you're cracked out of you mind >Eventually die due to infection of the anus because you took too many meth related sharpened sticks to your own prostateIF YOU ONLY LISTENED ANON
>>14098979>Hotline MiamiWell, hopefully pony doesn't get murdered.
>>14099031That image gets me every single time.
>>14099065You cheating whore. I TRUSTED YOU TWILIGHT. WE WERE MARRIED
>>14099071I'll sayYou made a mess of the bedIt's all sticky now
>>14099065Best 30 seconds of your life?
>>14098979The Stanley ParableSomething similar to Rainbow Dash presents.
>>14098979Pony is undead and fights hollow ponies and is unusually fond of fire
>>14099041Now I'm listening to the soundtrack again. This is all your fault, Anon.
>>14098979>Pony in TERASome things were simply never meant to be
>>14098979>Papers PleasePony has been selected for a random body search, please step back.
>>14099084I liked the foreplay better
>>14099104Anon, I'm concerned about you.
>>14099104My favorite ones were the blue door ending and the confusion one. I think there is something wrong with the escape pod ending because there's no narrator after you back out the doors and the screen goes wonky after you see the pod. Also, did you know it is possible to get a broom closet ending? Just start the door for the stairs and back out. You'll be trapped in there.
>>14099128Don't worry, I was just quoting part of the game.
>>14099101>there will never be a pony version of that gif
>>14099139I was also paraphrasing.Did you get outside the window?
>>14099146It's really pony's own fault for not having fingers.
>>14099133The saddest ending was the happy room.Especially if you kept going back out when the Narrator got concerned.He just wanted to be happy. But he doesn't think he can believe that you'll let him anymore.
Don't you fuckers spoil that shit for meI don't have access to a PC for weeks
>>14099161SPOILERS: YOU ARE NOT STANLEYDOUBLE SPOILERS: YOU ARE STANLEY
How long is the Stanley Parable?Worth buying? I loved the first one
>>14099170Depends. Completely blind, it could take you ~3-5 hours to find all the different paths and secrets and you still probably wouldn't see all the variations.With a guide, you could probably see everything in 2 hours or less.It's all about the experience and the narration. You might could wait for a sale to have it drop below $12 though. Up to you.
>>14099172I'm going to fuck your butt, Fluttershy.
>>14099154That and when he begged when you see yourself before the first choice on the credits ending.>>14099170Not very. It's just an interactive story. I'm a fan of meta and fourth wall humor, so I liked it. What I'm hoping for is that there will be updates and he'll sneak in new content and not tell anybody.
So have we discussed alicorn fluttershy?https://twitter.com/M_A_Larson/status/391392143383613441
you don't even like ponies
>>14099184I hope they do something with the escape pod. It's... a fine uneasy ending, I suppose, but it's kind of boring and it just ends abruptly.
Is it normal for pubes to grow half way up the underside of my cock?
>>14099196I think it's glitched.
>>14099192I'm already resigned to them making the Princesses of Harmony. They started out with a Sailor Moonish premise, and all the Sailor Scouts did turn out to be Princesses in the end.
Trough a freak accident you are now Celestia.What do?
>>14099207Orbit anon's dick.
>>14099207fulfill my freudian duties
>>14099207Collapse under the pressure of Celestia's life and my innate self-worthlessness.Then probably masturbate.
>>14099204I noticed that as soon as you back out of the door, it cuts off all narration completely. He doesn't finish his little spiel, and you can even go through the window and the pop-up appears, but still no speech.But anyway, it would be pretty rad if they, like, did a 300 MB patch and didn't have any notes, and nothing changed, and then later pushed a 0 KB patch that unlocked the content later.
>>14099192>one pony ascends to alicorn a season>mlp goes on for another 5 seasonsoh jesus
>>14099194But I love ponies.
>>14099207Freak out.After calming down cal Luna and tell her. Ask her if she can take over till we find out a way to fix this. If not get all the history and politic books that exist and start reading.Call Twilight and her friends and ask them to find a way to fix it with the Elements or something.If this also fails call in Discord for help. Also freak out even more.
>>14099207Do my best to live up to the expectations of my new subjects and give them a gentle, guiding hand through their lives.Then use my phenomenal cosmic power to bring a poor Anon through to poneland and motherly dominate him until he's a whimpering husk, clinging to my leg and asking momma to forgive him for whatever he did lastI'm calling my psych, I need help.
>>14099207call upon my harem of fillies, mares, colts and stallions to pleasure me
>>14099224One pony a season? Why wouldn't they just do a group coronation?
>>14099207Get pregnant ASAP
>>14099236>the other five become alicorns at the same time>twilight becomes a super alicorn
>>14099207Demand the prettiest dress in the land then proceed to show it off in town.
>>14099263YOUR FACE will not outlive your friends
>>14099268>taking two zebra dicks at once
>>14099273>not taking two zebra dicks at once
>>14099217If you type -dev into the lauch options, it tells you that there are files missing when you try to do that ending. Verify your files and it says three are missing. But it never fixes. After you play, those three are missing again.
>>14099227After months of research and somehow you not fucking Equestria over Luna and Twilight found a solution to fix this. But unfortunately that would kill you.Discord also makes you an offer. He fixes everything and you get to live but you'll just be a voice in Celestia's head. You'll still be you and all of that but have no control. Also there might be some tiny unforeseen consequences.What do you choose?>>14099253Rarity is summoned and makes you the prettiest dress in all of Eqeustria. Some lesser creatures get blinded by your prettiness. Unfortunately the Griffon King, who isn't very bright, hears of this and demands a pretty dress that rivals your own.He tehn challenges you to a Most Pretty Leader contest.
Would you a pony if you were a loli?
>>14099285ESPECIALLY I were a loli
>>14099286Why is that pony so angry?
I'm currently naked, MLPG
>>14099312Are you at least under a blanket like I am?Are you a giiiiiirl?
>>14099293I'd be nervous too if Celestia started to get all close and playful with me.
Pony says it's going to be so specialPony is looking forward to her one on one time with the princess
>>14099312Are you implying people can pony with pants on?
>>14099322NoIt's really hotI'm a bottom if that helps
>>14099199Yes, if you were circumsized, they cut some of the skin off, and dragged the remaining skin upwards, so that hair is meant to be somewhere else
Would pony like me if I was like a maid? Wahs the dishes, vacuum the house you know keep it clean and tidy while pony worked.
>>14099332And here, we see the male reproductive organ of a equus quagga. Notice the long length. It helps to deliver the spermatozoa deep into the vagina and to help compensate for quadrupedal mounting. Nature likes to evolve and compensate for situations. We can all learn a valuable lesson from this picture. Thank you.
>>14099355Do ponies like Spike?
>>14099364...Twilight and rarity do.
What if changeling tried to transform into full alicorn?
>>14099286What? Is Luna barren?
>>14099409She can't grasp having a baby without a husband.
>>14099390I'd whoop his ass for trying something like that, that pathetic worker drone, and my headcanon is that only the Queen can turn into alicroms
>>14099414Sweetie Belle, you stupid girl! You're much too plain! You're no good for a noble girl like her!! It would never work out!
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, a rap god.
pony kissing pony while sharing a sugar cube
>>14099434I smoke a lot of weed, my mom says i'm a bad boy, my friends is all i need, my dad told me to get a job.
I want an episode of mane 6 fighting their exact opposites in powers. Maybe level 2 changelings.
>>14098979>pokemon x and yI will play with her in amie until I die from lack of nutrition.Seriously it's so cute. Heliolisk does a little dance when you pet it.
>>14098760i wish someone would color twilights front leg correctly, the one that's touching celestias chest but has been made white
>>14099462How do you know it's not Celestia's throbbing marecock?
>>14099433Trust me, you're much better off without her
>>14099492I don't trust you
>>14099498IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, NOW DO WHAT I SAY!
>>14099487Doraemon > FiM
>>14099514Your mother's face < FiM
>>14099523Well fuck you. You'll see what you get for not listening to me!!
Pokemon are some narcissistic bastards. They just say their own name all day
>>14099514It's not hard to find better things that FIM. But it's still very good!
>>14099549U WOT M8??
>>14099144Ok, so the messed up aspect ratio in this picture was really upsetting my autism and I had to fix it. I'm sorry.
>>14099555>2013>Not knowing about Ctrl+print scren+$Jesus, Grandma, it's not that hard to keep up with the times, is it?
You broken so many laws and committed so many crimes pony doesn't even know where to begin. Point is you're getting the worst punishment possible.A night with Luna.
>>14099584I'm making a ponies please animation but i kinda wish i was making it into a real game instead of a "what it would be like".
>>14099593what the safeword?
>>14099589You do know they stole that pony right?
>>14099593Why is it the worst punishment? What will she do, drag me in ponies' dreams?
>>14099582Jokes on you guys it's opposite day.Let's have that stream then,
>>14099549Call me autistic if you must but ive still only found Gravity Falls better than FiM
>>14099603No, they cannot steal that pony.
Pony ate all of your chocolate.
>>14099608Why the heck would I call you autistic?
>>14099604No one really knows.Very few ponies survived and those who survived started crying for a while before entering in a catatonic state for a day when asked about it.
>>14099620DunnoPeople just seem fond of doing that
35 days!Git hype!
>>14099628They are most surely crazy. Don't bother with them.
What if Princess Twilight is just a megavolution?yknow, temporary?
>>14099629git: 'hype' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.Did you mean this? grep
>>14099641Apply the same theory to your own face
>>14099649Your mom was applied to my face last night.
>>14099645You know there was this fanfic that had a strange headcanon for Twilight.She ain't a virgin. She probably had the most sex out of the main six. But she didn't care about it. When she was horny she just got a colt to fuck her and then back to her studies with no more distractions.
>>14099654OoooTell me all about it
>>14099645>some shitty ocugh.
>>14099647Shit man, I don't know JavaI'm just trying to watch some ponies
>>14099647git add hypegit commitgit push 4chan.org:mlp mlpg
>>14099674But that's not an OC!That's... Happysun HeartMusicnote! Don't you recognize him?
>>14099677You're alright in my book, anon.
>>14099674>shitty ocGranted, sticking OCs into stuff that has mostly canon characters can be annoying just on principle, but that one is pretty much background pony tier. Single coat color, single mane color, simple mane style and simple cutie mark. You could hide that one in a crowd of background ponies and have trouble picking it out. I would dare say that is exactly the right kind of OC
>>14099683Good Twilight. Gnaw them off.Redeem yourself.
>>14099703That dog is too heavy.
>>14099703>literally just finished reading the story based on that pic based on LKs ficLKs fic was way better
>>14099677>git>Shit man, I don't know Java
>>14099714BASIC then, whateverI ain't no nerd
>>14099723You continue to impress
>>14099723>git>Part of a programming language
Can someone post the "mlpg truth" screencap that was then adapted to "mlpg a thread should be"? I can't find it.
How many of your friends are girls, Anon?
>>14099745...Most of them. That's not strange right?
Which pony farts the most buttfarts out of her farty butt?
>>14099730>>14099731um...German?Quit yellin' at me!
>>1409974519 bitches broMost of them edgy cunts
>>14099745All one of them.
>>140997452 out of 5.
>>14099764>edgy cunts>not sick cunts
>>14099745I don't have friends
>>14099771No no bro.They edgy as fuck.Like emo edgy
>>14099772well of course she's got more books than friends, she lives in a fucking library. I don't think she could ever have as many friends as the books she has.
>>140997453actually 7, but only 3 of them would hang out with me in public well, those are not really friends then, I guess
>>14099772Are there any versions of that poster that say something about Asperger's?I don't feel quite bad about myself today and I know that'll come back to bite me eventually so I have to make myself feel bad about my behavioural disability to balance out the universe.
>>14099771>sick cunt>a vagina that sneezes mucous and vomits constantly.Sounds pretty normal.
>>14099776> being friends with emo edgy cuntswherefore
>>14099775If you had any friends they'd all be pretending anyway, I would know
>>14099745All of themI'm bisexual if that makes a difference>tfw all my friends are girls>Flirt with them all the time>tfw make new female friends>Flirt with them because that's what I do>End up dating a whole bunch of them>Beta as fuck around cute guys I know to be gayI think I'm broken
>>14099802I've had those.
>>14099802I guess my "friends" were pretending too, until they found out about my autism and abandoned me.
>>14099805Twilight asked me though
>>14099799Long story short I make friends with everyone
>>14099807>twolot will never be this cute again
>>14099805>Singles out the guy that's romantically successful
>>14099819well, that's always good. Do you tap them on the shoulder ans ask them "hey, do you wanna be my friend?"
>>14099823>singles out the gay one>>14099831there was a wolf fursuiter in bronycon 2013 who was like that.
>>14099812That's what you get for trying to get people to play Minecraft with you.I still love you, though.
>>14099839>Wolf fursuiterOh god tell my more
>>14099796How about I just do it?That's so "Anon who has more Asperger's than friends."Think that's mean? How do you think "that's so gay" sounds? Hurtful. So, knock it off.Now imagine that in all-caps yellow Helvetica in front of a black-and-white picture of a crying man in a fedora or something.
I only define friends as people that will spend time with me outside of group gatherings or school and work I've got 2One's my girlfriendThe other is a girl I've known for years
>>14099839>there was a wolf fursuiter in bronycon 2013 who was like that.So you met Nanaki?
cargo shorts = finecargo shorts plus graphic tee plus fedora plus socks-n-sandals = not okay
>>14099845here, have this handy vide-I CAN'T FIND IT
>>14099870cargo shorts = awfulcargo shorts plus graphic tee plus fedora plus socks-n-sandals = really really awful no friends or women forever
>>14099874YOU HAD ONE JOB DAMN IT
>>14099844I don't even play Minecraft. I tried it once during beta right before it got released and I got bored.
>>14099858Meh, I already know I don't have any friendsSay something that'll really sting
so hey isn't comic-con soon?will there be horse cartoon news?
>>14099870>socks-n-sandalsI don't understand the problem with this.
>>14099881CURSE YOU CCLEANERCURSE YOU
>tfw almost done with the semester
>>14099889Its no good bro.It makes you look like a douche
>>14099890>erasing browsing history>ever
>>14099864>tfw no friendsI am now Starswirl the Bearded. Unless I count internet friends
>>14099888It happened a couple days ago, no horse news.
>>14099898That makes no sense.If you successfully manage to get irritated because you don't like socks in sandal, i'd say you're the douche.
>>14099906I've never been able to keep internet friends.It's just so much of a chore to log into IRC every day.
>>14099683>push 4chan4chan is a root repositiry retard
>>14099907And I'm guessing no S3 poster.Thanks Obama.
>>14099915>it makes no senseJust like putting socks in sandals.It's like wearing pants under shorts.
>>14099908Thank you based ano
>>14099884Very understandable.The first thing I did in Minecraft was make a tower out of dirt so I could find my way back to my base if I got lostIt ended up looking like a giant black penis.Then I tried making a castle on a hill but I got bored flattening the hill...
>>14099922There was one actually, I'm not 100% sure it's official but it features all the OCs of the staff instead of the show characters.
>>14099922How many characters did S3 introduce?I'm worried I can count them on one hand.
>>14099934tumblr in general isn't working
>>14099915the point is that when you dress to go outside, you try to maximize the probabilities not to be laughed at and at the same time the probabilities to look good. let's say X is socks and Y is sandalsLet's say that X has a value of 0 since you don't go around in socks and Y has a value of 1, while barefoot(Z) has a value of 3.If you put Y, you have a cloth factor of 1, which is presentable.If you put Xand Y together you multiply 1 by 0 thus getting 0 on the cloth factor, which is not presentable. Hell even barefoot is better than that.Do you now understand?
>>14099943No wonder Rose is here:>>14099745Rose please do vagina version
>>14099934what is it
>>14099906>Have no friends since I started uni>Meet a cute girl at uni>Hit it off>Dating within a week>Stealing all her friendsIt can change quickly, AnonDon't get disheartened
>>14099919Acquaintances must be the correct term.
>>14099937Sombra, uh, Babs, Chickadee and Harshwhinny, Lightning Cunt, that's probably it.
>>14099952that's nohooves and that picture isn't new either
>>14099937Well crystal ponies, Sombra, Babs, horseshoe pony, headless horse, all those Apple Family ponies, but if you want to be picky there were some that were important like Granny's smith old close friends like Aunt Applesauce and shit like that, Lighting dust, Harshwhinny, Chicken Butt. And that's all I can think off.
>>14099955>KyoAnus finds a way
>>14099955Indeed.You have the golden anus
>>14099948Shout to the homies with the FUR!
>>14099923That comparison doesn't work.>>14099945Except that's just a bunch of hooey.There's nothing wrong or bad looking about socks in sandals.If i think it's more comfortable with socks in sandals, deal with it and try not to spill your spaghetti on me.
>>14099065Are you that guy who's friend had a crush on you the other day?Congratulations
>>14099976I explained you with mathematical perfection what's the problem,anon. Math isn't an opinion.Shame on you.
>>14099968A theorethical S3 poster should also include some of the Pinkie clones. And Discord.
>>14099976It's more of a fashion stereotype.
>>14099973>Purple Tinker>"I feel extremely angry and depressed at society"Well at least he's somewhat consistent...
>>14099065Woo! I have a cake here somewhere.
>>14099985You know what else is math and not an opinion?The bad qualities of your face.
>>14099976Socks = it's cold so I better put on some extra layer of cloth to keep my feet warmSandals = it's warm so I can wear open shoesIf you wear short socks with sandals that's more or less reasonable, if you wear regular ones you just look like a total idiot, it has nothing to do with people being autists, you will just look ridiculous in the eyes of everyone.
>>14099996no anon no
>>14099985You don't agree on the axioms, it's useless to try to use maths together.
>>14099995I already got one>>14099094
>5'2" CelestiaOh shit
>>14100020I'M GONNA RUN MY FINGERS ON THOSE WINGS
>>14100000Those options are too reductive. What if it's a bit cold, but not too much? Or warm, but with a breeze? Then, you get to wear socks with sandals, or shoes without socks.
>>14100000Except it doesn't look ridiculous. Unless you have autism.It also lets me have the comfort of light open footwear even in slightly cold temperatures.In the burning sun it's stupid because it's not comfortable, not because of how it looks.
>>14100023>caring about numbers
>>14099977>Find out friend has crush>Actually likes the friend>Asks them over>Fucks themWhy can't shit like this happen to me?
>>14100034>Unless you have autism.What kind of argument is that? That's stupid. You're being stupid.
>>14099999pic related>>14100000Sweet get bro
>>14100038because you stay in your house all day instead of going out and making friends.ABLOO BLOO BLOO
>>14100042because it's not something that sticks out on a person, you're only noticing if a guy has socks in sandals if you're actually looking for it (i.e. policing it).That's akin to autism.
Good morning mlpg
>>14099994that is hot
>>14100058Stop posting that shit pony and start posting a pony that's actually good.
>>14100031There's nothing wrong with shoes without socks. Regular socks in sandals just looks stupid. If anyone can find a reasonable argument for why it does, that's great, but not having that argument presented won't change anything.
I don't like bread, who bought it?It even looks moldy.
>bored>insert random letters in address bar to see if any site could be interested>mane6>The first post is about them not being deadAnyway this appears to be one of the characters? I really stopped giving any fuck about it since it went no pony but damn that's an ugly cow.All I want is a good pony game ;_;
>>14099908>part 1>uploaded 2 months agoWhere's the rest? We need to compile these videos into a training program for socially awkward, retarded faggots so we can tie them up and Clockwork Orange them to normalcy with it.
>>14100038>tfw you'll never be a normally functioning human being that can act on suspicions>tfw overwhelming fear of rejection>tfw inferiority complex
>>14100065THAT'S NOT MY COW
>>14100070I hear Lauren had some kind of emphatic fit and promised to help them then dumped the project forever
>>14100067>If anyone can find a reasonable argument for why it doesBecause you've taught yourself or been taught to think it does.Maybe some stereotypes you've been presented with gives you terrible associations.I haven't been either of these things and i see absolutely nothing wrong with socks in sandals.
So my little brother's gay and I don't care.Should i?
>>14100064Twist folder:DeletedAnd I won't be pushing for Twist again in Cute QuestAre you happy now?
>>14100054It is really something that stands out a lot. You can see the different color of the sock sticking out. I know if you don't go out much and when you do you only stare at inanimate objects you wouldn't notice it, but if you look at anyone from a decent distance in the summer, it's very obvious.Socks and sandals is in fact so ridiculous and obvious that some people tried to make it into a trend.
>>14100054That's also akin to tons of other things, like working in a shoe shop.If you work in a shoe shop, you're probably much more likely to notice people's shoes.
>>14100078Really. Ha. Then it's even deder than weak time morning MLPG
>>14100083>Twist>cutedodged a bullet.
>>14100070>Fighting is MagicI really wish Hasbro hadn't been a dick about the game in the first place. At least they got some good backing behind it. I'm kind of looking forward to it, but it'll probably be a while before it's actually finished.>Frame data and hitboxesI wish I had never gotten into the FGC
>>14100081If this is a serious question, no not really.Just let him live his life.
>>14100081NoFucking your little brother is almost at the top of the list of things you shouldn't do
>>14100067>just looks stupid.Eh, I'm gonna need something more than that.
>>14100083you really have shit taste.>>14100091sam motherfucking vimes,man.
>>14100070Weren't they going to work with Faust?
>>14100084Except that's wrong.A fedora, that sticks out because it's all over the asshole's head.Socks in sandals only stick out if the socks and sandals have horribly mismatching colors (in which that that's the problem, not socks in sandals itself) or if you're actively looking for it by staring at and policing people's footwear.Try to lessen your autism, please.
>>14100105If people with "good" tastes act like you, I don't want any part of it.
>>14100083My nigga status: damaged beyond repair.
>>14100105I thought it was really weird when Vimes actually used the summoning dark to just get evidence out of no where in SnuffSeemed really out of character for him. And nothing ever came of it.
>>14100020Oh my god you could sleep with her and CUDDLE THIS IS EXCITING
>>14100117I'm not saying I have good taste, I'm just saying you don't.
>>14100102god damn it, MLPG...
>>14100104>>14100114Well then here's a lot of autistic women for you twohttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/31/socks-with-sandals_n_3683216.htmlEnjoy your comfy socks with sandals.
>>14100142That means do it
>>14100127it's called altzheimerIt's called the end of an erait's called crying
>>14100099Let's be realistic here. That game isn't coming out ever.First they lost the ponies which also meant they lost over 50% of their work, and that's being optimistic, then they lost their main animator who said sorry guys I was in this only for the ponies, then Faust said that she can't work that much with them thanks to her busy schedule and if this >14100078 is true it even more dead.
>>14100091Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
>>14100148>autisticThat's not really relevant
>>14100142Just find a cute grill in your uni course and take out your sexual frustrations on herReally pound the shit out of herShe'll probably like it if you choke her a little
>>14100157it's a pretty silly sign, you know.
>>14100148The majority of humans are known to be fucking retarded, what about it?I'm not trying to argue that it's a great fashion choice, just that give any kind of shit about socks in sandals is more or less the peak of acting like a douchebag.
>>14100162Of course it isn't, I was mocking >>14100114
>>14100163>a week later, a body is found in the river near the campus>its throat slashed, its torso opened, violated many-a timeYou really had to say that, did you.
>>14100168Even if it is as a joke?I remember back when I didn't know about that socks and sandal meme, I went to high school with both and the girls in the class playfully mocked me. That was a nice day.
>>14100167You're a pretty silly sign
>>14100182As a joke is not giving a shit in the sense i was thinking about, though.
>>14100168>it's not me that's the problem, it's the world!>my socks in sandals know way more than those fools!
>>14100168I'm not the guy that said they make you look like a douche, all I'm saying is that it's a horrible idea to wear them if you give the slightest amounts of shits about looking good/attractive.I don't think it's an objective truth argument beyond the point that one is for the cold and other is for the wram, it's just that the majority of women in the developed world don't seem to like it. I find it pretty dumb looking too.
>>14100186You mother is prettypretty silly,that is.
Okay, this conversation is boring. Let's talk about how fat Twilight Sparkle is!
>>14100180I really wouldn't mind being killed while fuckingThe best thing about having a bf over a gf is that they can choke you
>>14100099Hasbro only did that because of the EVO donation thing. It's not justified, true, but they should have just stay low.And from what I heard it's also thanks to the retarded as fuck copyright laws in Murrika. Hasbro just didn't want to lose 80% of their rights to the ponies like what happened before G4.If Hasbro did that just to be dicks they would have went for every single game maker, plush maker and so on.
What's the social stigma about going barefoot too? I don't get it, I just love going around without shoes.
>>14100203Misogynist!Women can do anything men can do!
>>14100128she could cuddle you
>>14100194Then i might just wear them just to be sure i don't attract that kind of people.
>>14100207Hasbro doesn't have the resources to do it and enforce it properly.
>>14100209Fat pony is best pony.
>>14100210It's not so much that there's a stigma, it's just that the ground is where broken glass and used syringes live and if you go around without something protecting your feet you're going to get tetanus and rabies and AIDS.
>>14100216Why would you even wear socks in sandals?What possible reason is there?
>>14100201Your dick is pretty sillyCan we lost the pretense and fuck now?
>>14100226I don't think it looks stupid so i see no reason not to, except to appease other people's autism.Reason for is quite simple: It's comfortable (depending on the temperature).
>>14100216I for one welcome our neckbeard overlord.>>14100224Oh, I don't go around in big cities while barefoot. I do it mostly in summer when I'm in the country, with smaller cities.at worst, I wear crocs.All summer.
>>14100226I'm not him, but I wear short socks often because I don't like how feet stick to the sandals, also sometimes when I go indoors in other houses and take them off and their floor is dirty then all that shit sticks to my feet.
>>14100228Brokenenglishanon pls no
>>14100207>Hasbro just didn't want to lose 80% of their rights to the ponies like what happened before G4.I still find that hilarious.How the hell do you lose the rights to your own fucking creation?
>>14100239That's also a very good pointSocks in sandals means i get to take my socks with me wherever without packing them into something in my pockets.
>>14100234Well in that case, the wilderness is going to kill you in one of the many ways that wilderness kills peopleElecric spiders or poison bears or something
>>14100234I'm a type 1 diabetic so I'm kinda not allowed to go barefoot.It's much easier for me to get infections via cuts, especially on my feet.
>>14100233Thinking about it, you are most likely the reason why people don't wear socks with sandals.>I don't think it looks bad, it's comfy, welp, that's all I need!
[Cringing intensifies exponentially]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppmPNCNM8A
>>14100244I don't even know how I fatfingered a key that far away from E.I am sorry, I will go now to commit haiku
>that feel when the vanilla server is dedcome blocks, mlpg
>>14100258Please tell me how it's bad that i think it's comfortable.That just makes no sense...
>>14100263Horny anon writes badfat fingers mispellshame
Don't wear socks and sandals if you ever want to fuck something sentientSimple as that
>>14100260I still choose to believe that video was staged.I don't want to live in a universe where it's possible for someone to lack self-awareness so thoroughly.
>>14100234Crocs are fine.
>>14100266I tried playing minecraft with mlpg but everyone had all these bigass structures and I just didn't know what to do with myself.Also constant dropouts got annoying.I'd rather play Terraria anyway.
>>14100256then wear slip-on sneakers instead of sandals
>>14100273>I won't fuck you unless you conform to my fashion autismok
>>14100254>forgetting fire wolves
Should we just ask /fa/ why sandals and socks don't go together? I'm sure they'd be better at explaining it
>>14100273I think you meant sapient
>>14100276>CrocsMy fucking nigga
>>14100282>autismthis word has lost all meaning, stop using it
>>14100276but a gillou is better.
>>14100281What? I'm not sandal anon.Guy was talking about going around barefoot.
>>14100284You mean fire lions?Or dickwolves?There's no such thing as fire wolves
>>14100282That is literally how the world works
>>14100296>wearing gillouThat's just not possible, Anon.>>14100295It's no use. Best is to not respond until he gets better words.
>>14100288I don't really care why they don't go together.It's perfectly ok that people don't like socks in sandals, it's entirely subjective.What perplexes me is how people apparently extrapolate so much and judge people because of it.>>14100295It's autism because it's a completely meaningless detail yet people get all fired up about it. That's very much like autism.
>>14100268There's nothing wrong with that, but if you care about fashion or looking good in the slightest, then you go by general public opinion. I loathe tight jeans and like cargo pants, and yet when I go outside I always wear tight jeans and never cargo pants, because I don't want to be the laughing stock of every woman below the age of 60.If you don't care about looking good, that's fine, but then why join a discussion amongst people that supposedly do?
How do I get a nerdy pone gf that likes playrape?
I saw a pair of nike shoes made for barefoot runners. I guess they could be a good replacement to crocs, really. I just wonder if they break often.
>>14100317Isn't Twilight into that? Ask her out!
>>14100272>HornyI just want to have sex for the post coital cuddles.I will also accept hugs under a blanket whilst discussing Pone for the sole purpose of entertainment
>>14100311If you want to reduce your quality of life to appease idiots, that's up to you.>If you don't care about looking good, that's fine, but then why join a discussion amongst people that supposedly do?I don't know. I regret doing so.
>tumblr down>fimfiction downGreat, now I have to hang out with that weird kid, Mlpg.
>>14100323>askBut then it isn't rape
>>14100328tumblr's working fine for me
>>14100331I thought it was playrape.
>>14100317you can't, I already married twilight sparkle.>>14100324>preferring post coital cuddles to sexMuh black comrade
>>14100324i-i could be your cuddlebuddy anonbut we need to build up to POST-COITAL cuddles
>>14100328>fimfiction down>this upsets youbut anon, that's a good thingit's a very very good thing
>>14100328Fuck off to reddit if you're going to be like that
>>14100334You think a lot of things
>>14100324>tfwForeplay and cuddles are 10x more enjoyable than sex
>>14100339Tumblr is much worse than fimfiction
>>14100260The begging really did sound like he coming out of the closer
>>14100339Let us rejoyce posting pony!
>>14100328fimfiction seems to be working fine, Anon.
>>14100317Find a nerdy person into it and turn them into a pony
>>14100355you can't even finger it, why the HELL would you want to fuck it?
>>14100337>>14100338>>14100345You guys are my favorite niggers, and I'll think of you as I drink my hot chocolate this morning.
>>14100355This makes me very sad for some reason.
Eugh, anyone remember what that sharing thing for Firefox is called? You can share files for free and such with a link, I forgot...
>>14100373>drinking hot chocolate>not drinking half a liter of milk and fucking the day raw in the ass
>>14100389That better not be cowmilk, anon.
>>14100389>drinking half a liter of milk and fucking the day raw in the assAnd fart up a storm for the entire day? No thanks.
>>14100355>go to /vp/>everyone has throbbing boners for all the mature lady designs
>>14100395>>14100396>not liking cowmilk>farting because of cow milk
Dinner is served.
>>14100389Look, man, I'm bitching in mlpg about wanting someone to cuddle with while rewatching pone on another monitor, I think we both know that I am not the sort of person who will ever fuck the day raw, especially in this cold.
>>14100404>"mature lady designs" I'm sorry,what?
>>14100409>cuddling to pony>not fucking to pony
>>14100406Oat milk > Almond Milk > Rice Milk > Soy Milk >>>>>>>>> Cow MilkCowmilk is to milk what greasy mcdonald fries is to potatoes.
>>14100404>mature lady designswhat?
>>14100408I love /ck/.http://fuuka.warosu.org/ck/thread/3874787
>>14100406My grandfather would always eat the same breakfast every day.>big bowl of bran cereal with fresh cows milk from his shed. Would top up again halfway>half a dozen strips of bacon and 3 eggs>a bowl of stewed fruit covered in cream skimmed directly off the top of his own milk.The best
>>14100419>shyra's huge fat ponutwhere has she beenI miss that caterpillar
>>14100424Why are Grandpas always so based?
>>14100423this is terrible
>>14100424Would you skim the cream off your pone waifu's milk and eat it off the top of some sweet dish?Don't get a boner.
>>14100420>not fucking pony*
>>14100436Because they will soon die, so they don't give a fuck.
>>14100424I hope he worked his ass 24/7 because that's a sugar and fat bomb. That's the amount of fat you should eat in half a week.
>>14100464sounds like he worked on a farm, so that's plenty of work
>>14100429Where she's always been, anonIn the forest with her plug
>>14100458I would if she was real.
>>14100464He did pretty much nothing but work his farm. He died at 90 after an infection or something.He was a tough old bugger.
>>14100467Then long live his probably recently deceased grandpa.
>>14100473We'll just have to make her real
>>14100435>NTR and cuckoldingworst fetish
Which two ponies have erections as hard as iron?
>>14100472anonwhere's the pastebinAll the pastebin>>14100485Iron will.
>>14100485Big Mac and Rarara
>>14100485The majestic one
>>14100479>fucking around with tupperwarepls no
>>14100490Looking to jerk it to some extra filthy smut, anon? <3
I'm bored MLPG
>>14100495Who said anything about tupperware?
>>14100485Twilight and Rarity.Because magic.They literary have Iron dicks sometimes when thye are bored and want to ty something new.And of course they experiment with all kind of other horsecock shapeshifting spells. Each Saturday they get Anon to help them experiment and try 3-4 different spells. they even released a spell book with hundreds of dick spells, of course under different names.
>tfw you will never draw like apple
>>14100517that's a bad thing?
>>14100506play video games
>>14100517Not with that mindset you won't.
>>14100517Draw differently, is that a bad thing? As long as you're good technically.
>>14100506Have you considered video games?
>>14100533You wouldn't happen to be that anon who requested a repost of that Rouge pastebin, would you?
>>14100527>>14100532I can't find enjoyment in video games anymore..
>>14100506Let's talk about ponies then>Rainbow Dash teaching Twilight how to fly episode confirmed>Comic book series that will replace the micros will be about either two main ponies or a main pony and a secondary character like Zecora, Trixie, Iron will with the first one being a backing contest between AJ and Pinkie Pie>two new charter names for S4 revealed, Dr. Cabelleron and Bulk Biceps>After the Pirate 2 issue ark we get a magic bookworm that seems to bring characters alive and Daring Do will be one of themWE HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO SPECULATE ABOUT
>>14100506post pones of the cute variety or go and watch a random episode
>>14100562Time to learn something new, then
>>14100565>implying anyone caresmlpg is about fetishes and shitposting
>>14100565>a backing contest
OH IT'S A SETUP IT'S A SETUP IT'S A SETUP>>14100572
>>14100565Whoa, did not hear about the bookworm thing yetCould be neat
>>14100565Also the learn to fly episode seems to take place in Canterlot
>>14100588>>14100588>Things are getting positively bookish in Ponyville! When a magical bookworm starts to cause some literary mischief, it’s only a matter of time before things start to get out of hoof! It’s up to our ponies to set things right… but will they want to when Daring Do shows up?
>>14100546rouge? What's rouge?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nrgrj0Idus0oh crap, remember this autism?here is part 2
>>14100562Candy box and roguelikes, man. GO play'em.
>>14100595>canterlot>not cloudsdaledammitat least it isn't on the ce. fuck that place
>>14100614The bat from Sonic: http://pastebin.com/RMsM36FKContains sweat, grime, a latex suit, lactation, futa, smegma and vomiting
>>14100615>>14100640It's just a bad animation. What's the ruckus?
>>14100615>an army of... 15 changelings! Yeah!
>>14100617Books tend to do that to ponies
>>14100628what sort of roguelikes?
>>14100655can I just have the scaterpilar one please I don't like sonic
>>14100667But seriously now it kinda reminds me of The Pagemaster. KindaLoved that movie.
Today is like. The slowest day. Of my entire life. I'm so fucking bored that I'm playing mobile games like Clash of Clans. Someone please. Save. Me.
>>14100670I've finished ADOM too many times to find it enjoyable anymore. I've finished TOME and I'm playing Cataclysm's nightly builds at the moment, but It really needs some work. I'm going to wait until they have a stable 0.9/1.0+ released because npcs are the devil.
>>14100687>Rarity riding a romance book>sad romance book hits herKinda makes me a bit sad
>>14100685>princess flarity>large flared futa rarityMUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>14100685Delphox is an ugly pokemon.
>>14100690http://candies.aniwey.net/You'll be entertained for days.
>>14100687>Dash grabbing at a book for pretty girly hatsGIRLY CONFIRMED
>>14100702That's Fennekin and Braixen
Oh come on someone must have the scaterpillar pastebin
>>14100712I tried that once. A whole week wasted.
>>14100725Hold on, I'll reupload it.
>>14100723I know, it's a pity.
>>14100687Step the fuck up with tiny thumbnails
>>14100731aren't you happy candy box 2 is coming soon? 4 days!>>14100749>>14100733Thanks guys.
>>14100750Dash get off my socks. Feet go there, not ponies
>>14100787STOP JUDGING ME
>>14100750>>14100764>>14100777>>14100787These are going straight into my sandals.
I hate vomit and scat IRL but they give me such an extreme hard on when it comes to shyra/fluttershy.Long live the king.
Is anyone else tired of the general atmosphere on this board where even the most neutral of news is twisted into something used as a tool to depress everyone? I still like the show, I thought EqG was mediocre, and I'm anticipating Season 4. These threads are the only oasis it feels like.
>>14100787>"Have you warmed your feet today, /mlp/?"
>>14100806I've never palyed dark souls but isn't that the mask of the child?
>>14100803No but I'd like to warm your kicky little feet Dash.
>>14100801>hype for s4 after how much shitty s3 was>unironically liking EGcaptcha: silence hmeislys
>>14100832>>14100822weren't they melted together in a single being or something? I want to play dark souls so bad but I don't have a computer powerful enough at the moment.
>>14100859yeah exactly,that's what I've watched.
>>14100830Mediocre dosen't mean I liked it, silly goyim. You should really learn English better. It means I found it to be a 5/10 experience.And S3 had some of my favorite episodes, though it also had some of my most hated.
>>14100880S3 killed discord anon. It will never be good even if it had a full celestia episode.
Did MSOB do Braeburn quest?
>>14100900Was just trying to find that out myself. Doesn't look like it, as far as I can tell.
>>14100898>full Celestia episode>episode literally takes place inside of Celestia
>>14100898>Killed DiscordNot really. Chaos doesn't imply evil only. Chaos can come in both good and bad forms and is at its most Chaotic when it flips and flops between the two.But even if you don't agree with my insight on that matter, would that singular moment really detract from every other episode? Magic Duel and Sleepless in Ponyville were quite good.
>>14100910What a punchy little horse
>>14100910I always think that glove is a fleshy dick thing.
>>14100913>>14100900Oh wait, I'm a dummy. MSOB said that it's on Saturday this week in the /qt/ thread. Doesn't say what time, though last week was scheduled for 1800 PDT by the look of it.
>>14100934From the thumbnail I thought she was with a Diamond Dog
>>14100926Sleepless, Magic Duel, Sidekicks and Bad Apple are great.The rest are good.Only SaYS and Reunion are kinda meh and even then none of them reaches the lows that S1 and S2 reached.Personally I liked S3 and think it's pretty close to S1.
>>14100952>Personally I liked S3 and think it's pretty close to S19 PICOHITLERS
>>14100926You may actually have a good point about Chaos. But still, it wasn't that great of an ep anyway. I agree with your best ep selection though.>>14100952I agree with your worst episode selection as well.>>14100961Thats okay Anon. Some people are allowed to enjoy themselves. Its okay if you're a grumpy old man who's lost the magic. Just move on with your life and I'm sure you'll find something else to cling to.
>>14100961Sorry man. It's just that I think S2 is best season and S3 is just a mini S1.Just opinions.
>>14100800If you have any other ideas, we could lay down some fresh stuff in /unf/
>>14100983no thanks EA I'm stuffed
>>14100910http://i.imgur.com/5ZuqpGn.gifKangaroos are brutal as fuck, gif related: it's a kangaroo sleep choking another one and then snapping its neck.
Discord needed a two parter to reform.The last half of KCAFO was rushed as fuck.>oh you stuck up for me once and said that we're friends?>TOTAL TURNOVER!
>>14100961Did you forget about the shitty episodes of S1? Did you forget about the paranoia of people thinking the CMC would dominate the show? Do you remember Owls Well? Do you remember the Pinkie Keen moral arguments? DO YOU REMEMBER THE PINNACLE OF THE LUNA AUTISM? DO YOU FUCKING REMEMBER HOW BORING SOME OF THE EPS WERE POST PREMIERE?!No? Oh okay then, carry on.
>>14101009I love you guys.
>>14101011Wow Anon, a total turnover like that sounds pretty chaotic
>>14101009At least keep it pone related
>>14101001holy fucking shit kangaroos are hardcore
>>14101020CMC episodes were shitty along with OWTEW, Pinkie Keen was an alright episode, the rest were all pretty good.
>>14101009I won't lie, it's autistic as hell, but I'd play the shit out of a pone/Dark Souls crossover game, or a Pone-based Dark Souls mod.
>>14101001holycrapis there a video?
>>14101020>HOW BORING SOME OF THE EPS WERE POST PREMIEREThe pilots are pretty damn weak. Really I like them but I liked all the other two parters more.
>>14101020S1 can't be wrong.
>>14101049Four legged creatures can't really fight with weapons and stuff though.They can only bite and scratch.
>>14101064Thats what modern /mlp/ really believes.
>>14101066Held in the mouth with shield strapped to side/held with unicorn magicI know it's not perfect, but I'd play the shit out of it
>>14101084WHAT'S THE SOURCE OF ALL THOSE IMAGES
>>14101095Somebody call that pone an ambulance.
>>14101066>fogetting about Sifdis nigga
>>14101001Those huge claws on their feet are for tearing stomachs open, of course they're brutal
>>14101049I try to make most of the vidya I play pony related.Make your own character? Base it on one of the ponies and try to make it act as pony would.make your own party? Time for the main cast to go on an adventure.Hell I played KotOR 2 recently and I played as Rarity. Lots of fun
>>14101100>>14101001>and then snapping its neck.You are full of shit binary anonFull of shit.
>>14101153>that faceKILL IT
>>14101153>celestia is a necrophiliacnaw
>>14101031What a pretty keyboard. I love keyboards.
A WHOLE NEW WOOORLLDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFLUE2kdemE
I really like how this artist draws ponesPanka is extraqt
>>14101098Hellraiser 2 for the Leviathen stuffhttps://e621.net/post/index/1/my_little_pony for the ponies
So, other than countless Dark Souls pictures and Season discussions, how have you fellows been killing time?
>>14101175By Jove, you're right. Those are great pankas.
>>14101180PokemanJust caught my modest shrimp.
>>14101180You have extremely wide feet.
>>14101192Nice. I've been sleeping all day, wearing fuzzy hats, and hoping that this weather becomes nicer. I want a dry fall, not a wet one.
>>14101180Watching Batman TAS.Still great and still my all time favorite cartoon.But sometimes the animation is pretty damn shitty. Like man that's shitty. And sometimes the characters are retarded as fuck and make no sense. It kinda lowered it's score for me.
>>14101180Watched Boku no Titan-in-the-wallAnd working
>>14101204I placed my feet up. They kinda do that.>>14101207Excellent way to kill time.>>14101211I don't think I've seen that... I don't watch T.V. that much nowadays anyways. I don't have cable.>>14101216Kek
if you liked candy box...http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/
odds - draw poneevens - lunchdubs - paint pone
>>14101228>namefagging>avatarfaggingNot on my watch.
>>14101246draw pony eating lunch
>>14101228That looks much more reasonable. Thank you for showing me your feet were not monsters.10/10 would do things to under fetishy circumstances.
>>14101246Enjoy your meal, Anon!
>>14101247solaire is a corpse,anon.
>>14101247Solaire is undeadAlmost every character in DkS is undead
>>14101254Maybe after I eat my own lunch. Pone wouldn't want me to go hungry.>>14101263th-thank youI promise I'll draw/paint later.
>>14101280draw lunch eating pone
>>14101228You should man.It has some pretty damn shitty episodes sometimes but others are extremely great.And the TAS movies are incredible. If you don't have time for the entire show at least download The Mask of the Phantasm.it's probably the greatest Batman animated movie. And it has a great soundtrack.Best Batman theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-m0ehT3_mo
>>14101295Fine,you have pretty eyes, but your hair sucks.
>>14101289y....whatI don't think she's into that.
>>14101300I've been wearing hats all day. Hat hair is not attractive.
>>14101265>>14101277>Necrophiliac:a person who engages in necrophilia>NecrophiliaNecrophilia, also called thanatophilia or necrolagnia, is the sexual attraction to corpses.May be I'm blind but I don't see any sexual attraction there.
>>14101307I don't care,this isn't /soc/,this is mlpg. I can understand shitposting,but not this.
>>14101313nah man nahlook again at the vacant expression, those soulless animu eyes, that slightly-opened mouthshe totally wants to jump onto his sunlight spear
>>14101317I'll respect that.
>>14101322I noticed I'm running out of these pics lately,
>>14101313undead literally means not dead
>>14101337why should they say that they're autistic? It's not like they're stupider than actual children or more detatched from realiy.
VOTE RON PAUL FOR ALICORN PRINCE OF EQUESTRIA 2016
>>14101354>Paul's face on RarityLibertarian party dropped
>>14101358Closerthis will do.
So, tell em something, americansWhat happened was that republicans were fed up with obama's health care bill and said "either you tone it down or we stop everything by not raising the national debt's roof.Then they did because he said fuck you 'm for the people, not for some greedy ass bastardsAnd now he's saying "okay you win just fix everything again please"?
>>14101393America is still asleepOnly europoors here
>>14101406but itì's 6 pm
>>14101393Anon please. Politics are a shit everywhere in the world. don't bring this here.
>>14101393>>14101406>>14101408I am awake.
>>14101408Yes, but they go to bed at like 5am (their time)
>>14101426yeah, that makes sense.
>>14101406Nigger it's 11 AM Central time.Murrika is wide awake.>>14101393>>>/pol/
>>14101433>>14101428Not him but /pol/ is where to go if you want meaningless responses from people who don't understand shit and can only argue through expressing hate.Not that it belongs here either.
>>14101456So any discussion on politics that happens on the internet ever, right.Like I said, >>>/pol/
I-I just wanted to understand
I haven't read any comix since the FS microShould I even bother or what
>>14101464I see plenty of discussions that end otherwise. All of them naturally spawning from casual off-topic discussion.But yeah, even those usually end poorly.
>>14101476GoP got assdamaged that Obama and the Dems got their healthcare passed in an ironclad way, held the government hostage. They realized that even the stupidest voter got pissed off, and back down, and are now back to business as usual shit over a new budget.You are now up to speed on murrikan politics.
>>14101487i don't know
>>14101539Repeat the question
>>14101539Flip a coin.>>14101509WELL I'M HOLDING CELESTIA HOSTAGE TILL I GET RARITY, TWILIGHT AND SWEETIE
>>14101539Go find a storytime thread, read until you decide to not read anymore.God damn, this is hard.
>>14101559I'm holding Rarity, Twilight, and Sweetie hostage until I get Sunbutt.
>>14101539http://pony.bronyasia.com/book.phpHere.Download them and read them when you're bored and have nothing else to do.
>>14101574>>14101559Pony is not for hostage taking
>>14101589Look motherfucker, I want my Solarass Pone and I'm going to start pretending to kill Shitpones if I don't get her
>>14101574WE SEEM TO BE AT A STALEMATE THEN ANON.There's only one way to solve thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8Winner gets all the ponies
>>14101487can you repeat the question
>go to Equestria>meet your favorite pony>she's really excited to meet you, and you hit it off right away>you're hanging out with pony, scratching her ears, when you decide to tell her that she's your favorite little buttslut>"what's a buttslut?" she asks>tell her that on Earth, that's what we call someone who is really charming, fun to be around, and beautiful, like movie stars and fashion models>Pony breaks out into a huge smile at your compliment>Next day she is happily skipping around town telling everypony that she's a buttslut
>>14101631>you can't stop laughing>these equestria vacations will be fun
>>14101611Look, can't we just fucking trade like sane people?
>tfw no pone shmup
>>14101634NOT SO FASThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRvZvBCRyI&list=RD027XYBy1vCRQg
>>14101631That's kinda harsh
>>14101652oh god it really goes with everything
>>14101646Nah man we do this like normal people.Me, Zecora and Iron Will vs you and your crew.3 on 3, 10PM, abandoned Basketball court in the east industrial section of the city.Be there.
>>14101648>tfw no pone vidya
>>14101657If I got to Equestria and I saw Rainbow Dash giving me the raspberry with her back turned on me and a broken heart symbol in the air implying that she dislikes me I would probably seppuku
>>14101670Oh uI voted for both/spoiler]
>>14101711What kind of pone vidya would you want, anon?
>>14101761DO YOUR HOMEWORK YOU CUNT
>>14101761anything at this point
>>14101772That looks so awful
>>14101772Why is she so fat?
>>141017613D platformersimple turn based RPGAdventure game
>>14101786Well yea, but surely you have a preference as far as genre goes? I mean a pone fighting game or beat em up is going to be a much different offering than something like a pone settlement management game or something like that.>>14101805All of those could be fun. I'd also like something on a broader scale with multiple ponies though, maybe dealing with a small town or village. Something like Pony Black & White or Pony Dorf Fortress or anything in between.
pony tearfully asks why you shit on her floor
I wonder why Candyass thought teaching Twilight the Want it, need it spell was appropriate.
>>14101822Honestly, for me the appeal of the show are the characters and the world (to a degree). If I only play as a generic pony, then I'll honestly won't care as much.
>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #15>Heather Nuhfer (w) • Amy Mebberson (a) • Agnes Garbowska, Mebberson (c)>Things are getting positively bookish in Ponyville! When a magical bookworm starts to cause some literary mischief, it's only a matter of time before things start to get out of hoof! It's up to our ponies to set things right... but will they want to when Daring Do shows up?>FC • 32 pages • $3.99>Start of a brand-new two-part storyline! Two days without internet, what did the thread think about this? Are we HYPE yet?
Did anyone go?
>>14101870>no price 0/10 would not read
>>14101870Should be fun.Thread was overall more excited about the Friends Forever series announcement, though.
>>14101871How do you say that? IPA pls
>>14101870Reasonably excited.>>14101883he's an artist not a writer, dipshit.
>>14101870Excite as fuck manAlso here's a list of other things you might have missed>>14100565>>14100595
>>14101881It was a scam. I got beat up by both bronies and juggalos and then they stole my money.
>>14101896>price isn't an artistu wot m8
>>14101883But it's right there! It's 3.99 $>>14101887Yes, I guessed that since it feels a lot like S1 already, so I assumed the obvious.
>>14101881I would have gone if I lived in Kentucky. I've always dreamed of an event like that
>>14098760>Celestia will never give me a motherly winghug
>>14101931>Celestia will never give me anything
Pick a pone, any pone.I want to paint something today.
>>14101940>celestia will never give up a good trashing
>>14098760be still my heart
>>14101941THE PINK ONE
>>14101941the yellow one!