Old Thread>>14081211The CmC are being a sneaky bunch just to find out if they got what it takes to earn that cutie mark. Which rumor did you like the most? Was it great to see Big Mac speak during this episode? Why the hell didn't Featherweight get punish for being a sneak bastard? He is as guilty as the CmC, if not more.
>>14085483fuck you, you're not my bossthe software I'm running isn't FOSS
>>14085483TALK SHITGET HIT
>>14085483Applejack is orange
>>14085516Would you like a lozenge?
http://mlpg.co/3dpd/index.htmlBRING OUT YOUR DICKS!
>>14085533beb*
>>14085533>Absolutely no animalswhat's the point?if I wanted to post about naked humans I would use the whole whole fucking internet that's already full of 3DPD human pornography
>>14085533Finally I can visit /unf/ again
Hahastudying ahead
I realized something today mlpg. Are you all sitting down? This may come as a shock to you all but I have to inform you of my latest lab reports. It turns out you are all butt-head positive.
I liked the truthful rumors, like Fluttershy's extensions and Mayor Mare's dyed hair.
>>14085602I was standing up when I read this post and it literally knocked my socks off
>>14085613can i have your socks? are you a pony?
>>14085607>like Fluttershy's extensionsBut that is wrong though.
>>14085516How orange is she?
It's all over.
>>14085636I wouldnt say orange more.. tan.
>>14085533So does this mean you'll all fuck off over there now?Seriously, fuck off.
>>14085636Oranger than Jersey Shore.
>>14085644Whats her original color, anon?
MLPG fill me in on the latest contributor gossip!
>>14085628>implying
>>14085645>implyingThey have way too much fun being annoying in here
>>14085661fluttershy is a very pudgy pony pony
>>14085645Not with it being so bebCome on guys, make a meetup thread, just tag yourselves [sex] or [fun]
>>14085658Jessy is homeless
>>14085642>Rarity alicorn>Fluttershy alicornThey're all coming. You couldn't prevent it.
>>14085658Why don't you just read the Skype logs sentenal posted
>>14085629
>>14085686you need to link me anon, I thought sentenal pulled a kraut and died
>>14085533...We've come a long way, haven't we.
>>14085661I would hug that tummy.
>>14085686But those only have daily life talk and no drama
>>14085645No, you'll still see standalone spoilered posts asking if you guys have seen the latest mandick as if this is the right place for that and /soc/ and /hm/ dont exist.They still enjoy shitposting.
>>14085533>containment board on a back up board for an exiled group from a containment board
>>14085471>Was it great to see Big Mac speak during this episode?Nope, season 1 is the best season. No plot holes, no shitty animation and no forced anything.Season 2 and 3 are shit and I wish lauren could have stayed.
>>14085679>Watching the show after Lauren leftthis is the future you chose
>>14085719
>>14085731Kraut please. Die already
>>14085718WE CAN GO DEEPER
>>14085719>no plot holes, no shitty animations and no forced anything>S1 had the Owl episode
>>14085745>says the faggot who likes season 2 and 3>liking and believing anything mccarthy says.
>>14085736Shut up Kraut. Stop this sentenal-tier shitposting about yourself. Nobody cares.
WHAT IS THIS PLACE FULL OF MAGIC AND WONDER~
>>14085755http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi_rGnw_B9A
>>14085759>faustdronesle empress amarite xd
>>14085776How could you get that so wrong?
playing with pinkie pie's teats
>>14085533>Unf 2: Hot Glued Scootaloo Pffft.
>>14085782drinking pinkie's strawberry flavored milk
>>14085764>Face is nearly straight in the mirror>clear 45° angle on her non-mirror face
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLE BLOOM
Transsiberian
DERPY HAS BEEN RAPEDWHAT DO WE DO?
>>14085800help with rape.i wantto feel mareginaand hear her moans
>>14085800RAMPAAAAAGE!
Transylvania
WATCH AS I WORK MY GYPSY MAGIC
Pony is knocking at the back door.
>>14085800ARISE
>>14085772ok sorry I won't do it anymore
>$1850 US DOLLARSWHAT THE FUCK SONY?
>>14085533I don't come here on mlpg to often, but when I do, I'm going to post copy pasta on mlpg.coget ready for it.
>>14085817AHH aA-AHn-not so hard, pony!
Pony wants you to stop being a drag and be a Queen
>>14085800Help her find trauma therapy
>>14085779>le epin faustdrones may may xdpls faggot, you don't know show quality if it hit you in the face
Gods ain't gonna help you, son.You'll be sorry for what you've done.
Rip in peace grey horse
>>14085858>mad faustdronelel
>>14085755>hating owl episode>not season 2 and 3 and soon to be 4>2013
>>14085878That pink pony is a bad friend.
first copy pasta is uphttp://mlpg.co/3dpd/res/930.html
>>14085881>Liking the Owl episode>Defending the Owl episodeGet out.
>>14085891le bamp
You people take this cartoon way too seriously.
>>14085890this is what flutterfags probably believe
>>14085893>>14085879hasdrones pls
>>14085917Dronedrone please go.
I wonder what my favorite dead drawfag is doing?
>>14085911>being a bitch to her frienddashfags...
>>14085928decomposing
>>14085925come on mlpg, i didn't know we were hasdrones like this.faust is love, faust is life
>>14085878that monster
>>14085928decaying
>>14085878https://derpiboo.ru/450501?scope=scpebe0a553e9625a700fb43165f8aca25f8944d0deaWe forced feels?
>>14085928Improving without me.
>>14085939I'm just going to assume you're pretending to be retarded and stop responding to you
>>14085952You probably think EVERY feel is forced.
>>14085953I know I am. I told poeple I don't draw anymore but I do! And I see improvement!
>>14085961Nope, just the ones that are forced
>>14085878I'm glad that guy finally got some in the end.
>>14085878>not date-raping Derpybullshit
Cuddly
>>14085906can "flash animated" even be considered a cartoon? It's between Cartoon and CGI
>>14085965>tautologyThen tell me, what constitutes a non-forced feel?
>>14085981Ones that are not forced
What do you think is your favourite pone's favourite season?What's yours?
>>14085972No other ponies is as cuddly as Fluttershy!
>>14085968absolutely disgusting
>>14085993all of the ones that aren't winter.
>>14085993i'm pretty sure dash would enjoy summer moreanyways, rarity would love fall/winter
>>14085993Season 1. No contest. Everything is cute and happy during that season.
>>14085993Probably summer.But mine is winter.
>>14085972shit*
>>14085998He deserve a piece of ass.
>>14085993Likely fall
>>14085998I don't get what the big deal is. They both consented, and she had the time of her life.
>>14086002
>>14085990How do you know it's not forced?
>>14085995unquestionable truth
>>14086024Your pony tells you
>>14085979fucking faggot, what would you call this? >Mom wake up and watch saturday morning flash animations with me or>Mom, wake up and watch saturday morning cartoons with me
>>14085993Summer.
>>14086023Fine. Spring. Fluttershy like Spring. She get to greet the animals while they wake up.
>>14085993>Scootaloosummer>minethat moment between summer and fall
>you will never hump your coltcock into femanon's back
>>14086029>needing a tulip to tell apart forced feels from feels
>>14086040she also likes to be worst pony in spring!
>>14086057>Being a sensitive baby and not letting things go
>>14086058>only in spring
>>14086021He manipulated her.You think she would have been so willing if he had just straight-up told her he wan sum fuk?
>>14086033I'd say "Mom want to watch some TV?" or "Mom want to watch some MLP?" and if she says "No thanks i don't want to watch cartoons" i'd say "They technically aren't cartoons">inb4 "well you have autism"
>>14085961as an independent anon, I have to say that shit is closer to forced than not forced
>>14086060le epin autism joke xD
>>14086080Autism.
pony should pony pony
>>14086086le epin autism joke xd
>>14086066>having a tulpa from childhoodwow babby casual modehardcore level 90 tulpamancers such a myself make 2 new tulpas every day and keep a city populated with tulpas in their heads
>>14086095Autism.
>>14086096You're my tulpa~
>>14086096Are you mayor of tulpa town?
>>14086096It must get crowded in there after a while.
>>14086099le epin autisme joke xd
>>14086106Autism.
Pony?
>>14086101
>>14086110le epin autism joke
>>14086035that's really sexy
>>14086112Pony fell
>>14086106>>14086099>>14086086>>14086080Don't make me come back there you two
>>14086072Yes. She contented to the whole thing.It's not rape, it's regret sex.
>>14086112my favourite kind of pony
>>14086112Do go on
>>14086122autism
The ironic shitposting is reaching critical levels.
>>14086130*consented
>>14086130Right. No-one said it was rape, just that it wasn't a nice thing to do.
>>14086134they are so tiny...
>>14086138le epin autism joke xd
>>14086149Some of you cunts where implying it though.
>>14086130I'm not arguing that it was rape.I'm arguing that it was morally objectionable.
>>14086112>>14086115Oh for fuck sake it happen again.I wanted to post TRIXIE.
>>14086112yellow pony
>>14086134
>>14086160Anon, the white knight equestria need.
https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/10/18/451314/large.pngunf
>>14086150They are travel sized anon, very easy to carry
>>14086160Regret sex is just that, regret.
>>14086180
>>14086180I want to fuck scootaloo so bad, she's my fav.
>>14086178I'm still not 100% sure if thats belly button fucking or not
>>14086142I'll have so many stories to tell my kids about the autism and meta irony of the early 2000's.>Is it true that back then, everything was ironic?>Yes kids, we had this new sensation called "trolling" and everyone was trying their hardest to be a part of it. I was part of a group of meta trolls who trolled by saying that they "weren't trolling".
>>14086180Bite size
>>14085878>go out for a date>have time of your life>decide to get frisky>LOL YOU GOT RAPED, WYMYN CAN DO NO WRONGI sincerely hope this comic is just a joke and there arent people who think this was
>>14086193>you>having kids
>>14086177Since when is being disgusted by people who do assholeish things white-knighting?
>>14085478I bet dollars to donuts that they become arch enemies of the CMC
>>14086206>she was all happy until pink pony told her she got brutally raped by evil man and that she has to feel bad about it now
>>14086166
>>14086206Not raped.Lied to.
>>14086206I'm pretty fucking sure the point is that the stallion is a womaniser you retard
>>14086212SINCE FOREVER YOU FAGGOT
>>14086166>>14086227I can't help feeling that any Fluttershy in a sweater has a futacock
Why does Pokey Pierce have bug wings?
>>14086242I assume they're part of a costume since they're all tattered after him and derpy did the do
>>14086242Because it's a bad comic.
>>14086239I can't help feeling any Fluttershy futacock
>>14086242In the comic, he had the cloud walking spell cast on him to be a date for a promit makes sense in context
>you're in ponyville>foalsitting sweetie belle>she out of the blue is going through her first estrus>winking and squirting filly juice everywherewhat do?
>>14086206>missing the point of the comic this badly>LOL YOU GOT RAPED, WYMYN CAN DO NO WRONG*tips fedora*
>>14086242What is this comic that I have apparently missed?
>>14086237That's fucking retarded.
>>14086207if worst comes to worst, i can adpot
>>14086264
>>14086264Right, that one, nevermind
>>14086260Clean up the mess.
>>14086267>replying to them
>>14086260What else?
what a horrible time to be on mlpg
test
>>14086287>>>/mlpg.co/
>>14086260find napkins and paper towels and a squirt bottle. Squirt her if she starts rubbing her ladyparts the furniture
I get aroused by rape.
>>14086300That's gross
ponies have infested your housewhat do
>>14086300
Give it to pone harder
>>14086291that's a lot of megabutts for a couple repeating frames>tfw no key
>>14086321Feed pony watermelon obviously
Not bad
>>14086187Carrot Top's sister is a pretty cute pone
>>14086260
>>14086338WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO PINKIE!?
>>14086329http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZaQAviXK3c
>>14086297>>14086354b-but anon, i need to.....vid relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_hbEnExXqs
>>14086335The animations aren't in synch, the spiraling part takes more time to loop then the wavy parts, and neither of those synch up with the shine on the blade. Thats the best I could do with non-synched loopsIt's so fucking fun I hate them for not making it a bigger beta
>>14086374No.Now go take your hormone pills.
>>14086374>video titleNope
What are ya gonna do, boop me?
>>14086412>quote from man who was booped
>>14086412
>>14086412HOW BOUT A HUG INSTEAD, ANON?
>>14086374>tfw sweetiebelle , or hell even a real mare would pin me against the wall like in that vid and wink her pussy and squirt filly/mare juice all over me
Misfits stream starting in 45 minutesme in charge of remembering the image
I suddenly find myself intensly interested in kissing ponies
>>14086412>quote from booped mare
>>14086434Negative.
>>14086439what about chewy ponies
>>14086445>not wanting to get pinned down by your favorite filly/pony/IRL mare while she winks her pussy on you>2013`
Paint or wallpaper?
>>14086439because no one will ever kiss you
>>14086439what about licking ponies?
>>14086480Too manestream
>>14086374Oh no...NMH2 flashbacks...GETTIN YOUR JOLLIES?GETTIN YOUR JOLLIES?GETTIN YOUR JOLLIES?GETTIN YOUR JOLLIES?GETTIN YOUR JOLLIES?
>You will never rape Derpy>Derpy will never rape you
>>14086439
>>14086497>wanting to have sex with a retard
>>14086497>you will never be hospitalized because Derpy did >>14086434
>>14086497>you'll never have consensual, loving yet kinky sex with Derpy
>>14086501
>>14086497>mutual rapefeminism 101
>>14086479
>>14086470>she gushes marecream all over your crotch>the smell drives you wild>your as hard as a rock>she moans your name and tells you how bad she wants- no, needs you
http://strawpoll.me/568994
/mlp/ derpyfags in a nutshellhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDEhWXvR2O0
>>14086533>you will never get to use thick gooey creamy mare cum as lubrication
If derpy is so great then why is she so fat
>>14086539Shitposter please.There aren't any ugly ponies except for that huge nerd pony.
>>14086547because there is more adorable grey pony to love per pony
>>14086555and derpy
>>14086555Not him but Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>14086547She is not fat anonOn the contrary, ruining everything is excellent exercise
>>14086547So you can cuddle her and blow rasperries on her plush stomach
>>14086560>>14086566She is not Ugly
>>14086577VERY UGLY
>>14085676
>>14085483Zecora's ass is phatI would totally hit dat
>>14086577derpy is a very ugly pony
Alright, theres 12 peopleI hope at least 4 of you come to the stram
I punched my pony in the snout for smoking weed
>>14086260Help her satisfy her urges of course.
>>14086574>>14086577the things I'd do to that butt...
>>14086591wot strom
>>14086598See>>14086437
look at all these wonderful poniesI want the purple one
>>14086584Nu uh
>>14086591what stream?link it you chink
>>14086586Jessy pls draw more planes
>>14086594>So was my butt, y-you better hit that too
>>14086607I'm starting in 28 minutes
>>14086591I don't like Misfits.Sorry.
>>14086589
>>14086605
>>14086603wat is datwhere is the link
>>14086604Sorry sir but the purple and white one are already reserved for someone else. You can have any one of the others
>>14086590That is incorrectEven other pones cannot resist her
>>14086627Yeah, the purple one is mine.
>>14086594Are you a Communist, Anonymous?You sound like a filthy Red.
>>14086603>>14086607>>14086623Fine/nonymousI'll start in 5 minutes
>>14086586jessy plscommissions when
>>14086627Oh darn.I guess I'll have to settle for a pretty yellow pone.
>>14086609That makes no senseHow does your butt smokes weed?Also why would want to be punched in the butt?>>14086644What does communism have to do with being straightedge?
>>14086260would it be bad if I tried to cop a feel of winking filly pussy?
>>14086659>Just smack my ass
>>14086608this
>>14086676Nonono, use this picture.
/nonymousStarting Misfits in 2 minutes
>>14086683
>>14086659>not punching your pony in the assIt's like you hate freedom.
>>14086676>>14086683>Muscled up,pot head fluttershyI don't like any of this.Any of it
>>14086649Sorry anon, but that pony is mine.
>>14086695We Flutterbutt now?
>>14086664yes fillies are not for sexual anon we've been over this many times
>>14086664noyou should kiss it as it's winking
>>14086702Darn it! Can I get this yellow pony then?>>14086695>that flutterhhhhnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
>>14086711
>>14086712but I heard fillies go in to heat as early as 6 months old>>14086719I would love to suck on her winking pussy and massage her clit with my tongue as she winks in and out of my mouth
>>14086711I would her sweaty balls
>>14086710
>>14086632oh shitLyra confirmed for pegasus lover
>>14086636I am sorry sir but you are not on the list. Might I recommend the Pink one? A bundle of joy she is.
>>14086702shut up and fuck me dotkwa
>>14086701>muscle fluttershy>Holding down anon while she smokesunf
>>14086736They're not intellectually mature for sexual relations yet and you'll get thrown in pony jail. Celestia is very strict enforcing this.Equestria's age of consent varies by region but Ponyville's is 10 pony years old and the average equine lives to be 40-70 on average.
>>14086702dotkwaderpy.me/6eduqhow feel
>>14086767I'm sorry that your list is so inaccurate, Anon, but I have already long since secured the purple one. Good day.
>>14086811>pony yearshow much is that in human years
I really wish there was more stronk fluttershyIt's kinda adorable
>>14086819>Those filly cheeks
>>14086824It's about 14 in human years. They're only a little bit shorter because Equestria's sun has a different orbit compared to the planet than Earth and Sol.
>>14086811>40-70Wow, unnatural death rate is really high in Equestria. I bet it's depressing to the naturally old ponies in their hundreds.
>>14086819Oh my God.Kicking a bowling ball would hurt.
>>14086819>scootaloo will never buck your balls
/nonymousGet in here
>>14086829is she going with my tickets?
>>14086829>feetwhat
>>14086856No
>>14086763Oh my.
>>14086858She's giving you the one she got for herself
>>14086876AND I'M GOING WITH THAT
>>14086873That pony looks like she's high.Punch her
>>14086845Anon that's a stupid headcanon
fart fart fart faaaaaarrrrt
>>14086887She's high on Xanax.
>>14086887
>>14086819
>>14086919
>>14086797okay>>14086815I'm good.
RULES OF NATURE
>>14086930SWEETIE NOTHAT'S DANGEROUS
>>14086919>>14086933What the hell is wrong with you druggos?
>>14086933Poor little yellow pegasus, she's such an anxious pone.
>>14086916fluttershy pls
>>14086944Hurrrhurrr howdoilink >>14086929
>>14086948I only take them when I'm having an anxiety attack.
pony just beeped
>>14086948She takes them because she has anxiety problems, obviously.
>>14086949What a qt
>>14086851Oh god you don't even know>high school>a little buzzed>out with friends/girls>wanted to impress some girls>decide to punch a bowling ball>hauehueh this is a genius idea, so manly>go do it>punch ballAnd then i had to go to the ER cause I fractured 2 fingers.
>>14086961>>14086985Depression is fake and doctors claim it's real so they can just hand out drugs and justify their paycheckLike for instance, I pretend to have autism because it pays cash monies.Depress
>>14087015Good thing I'm taking them for anxiety then!
>>14087015
>>14087015/pol/ pls
Why don't depressed people just be happy?
>>14087010Anon I think you may have the stupid.
>you'll never feel the cool breeze of a nice warm spring dayI live in the city.I fucking hate cities.I cant understand how anyone willingly would want to move to this concrete jungle for "parties" and "events"I'm moving the fuck out to the suburbs as soon as i can afford it.
>>14087058Why don't you get a job?
>>14087027Same thing, it's fake and either your pretending or just being too panicky.>>14087058People always thinks this a trolling attempt but they can easily just be happy, it's all in the head anyway it's not like there's a giant mind-controlling cancer wart on the side of their head.
>>14087056/pol/ is just as depressed as the rest of 4chan.Open a thread about antidepressants and you will have half the people tell you that they take them, too.
>>14087068I live in the sticks. Feels great, man. Summers are so great, crickets and frogs put you to sleep at night and fireflies give you something to watch.
>>14087078I don't think you know how the human brain works.
>>14087068Cities are a much more happenin' place than boring suburbs.
>>14087068Cities are rubbish.I'm moving to a small town with only 10k residents, because of work. Couldn't be happier with that.
>>14087068I can't fucking agree with you enough anon.
>>14087078Depending on how severe the depression is they can actually have a heavy imbalance in their neurotransmitters, a fucked up Circadian rhythm and so on.
>>14087092That's nice, but i hate happenins. I love quiet outdoors and the summer months i spent at my grandparents farms were the happiest in my life.
>>14087078
>>14087091They're just sad, easy as that.Even if it did exist they shouldn't be taking drugs to deal with their "problems">>14087108I'm not baiting, I geniuenly believe it's fake shit doctors tell people and then people believe it and then start taking drugs.
>>14087119Then you're a fucking moron.
>>14087119Well, I guess mentally handicapped people should just stop being retarded then, too.
>>14087094Town I live in doesn't have more than 3k people. And I live on the outskirts of it. It's fantastic.
>>14087119>They're just sad, easy as that
>>14087139Why can't cripples just stand up?
>>14087119Do you have a single fact to back up any of what you're saying?
>>14087068>lived in the suburbs forever>anytime I actually want to do anything I have to drive an hour minimum and then the travel time back>nobody around to spend time together, especially since they do the drive out to do stuff too>nothing interesting looking around, just rows of houses and streets and flat drainage
>>14087154Why can't grandpa just remember everything alzheimers made him forget?
>>14087161>nobody around to spend time together, especially since they do the drive out to do stuff tooThis is a problem how. Always loved the peace and quiet.
>>14087154ikr?it's all just in their legs anyway
>>14087141holy shit those ponies are huge
>>14087160The fact that I have been sad before (Realizing what Planetside 2 was) and wasn't "depressed" and didn't take drugs to fix my sadness.
>>14087119
>>14087154>>14087177Marche pls.
>>14087108I want to feed pony worms
>>14087181>depression = sadnessMy little Anon can't be this stupid
>>14087205give full
>>14087213n
>>14087205
>>14087181That is not a fact.That is a single experience used to generalize the entire human race.
//derpy.me/6eduq
pony gives up
>>14087224Is this the new things you are going to link every single thread for weeks?
>>14087181>Getting over a shitty video game is the same as getting over clinical depression or serious trauma.
pony powers up
>>14087181Have you ever cried?Once?
>>14087161Not a problem for me. I've always been a loner save for one or two closed friends. I don't have any problems just enjoying being alone.
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>14087226That's okay, I would too
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES DAMN
>>14087218Thanks for giving me the extra tags to look it up on derpibooruhttps://derpibooru.org/399608?scope=scped00004306887bd0105ccd3263bc7ca28a7dbaed2
>>14087222The entire human race isn't "depressed">>14087240I tear when I yawn, bet I never came close to crying (unless you count the times I used crocodile tears to get a couple of kids in trouble and go home early)
>>14087233https://www.dropbox.com/sh/66d2t40cxml5ukt/LDqggmenCdWould you prefer this?
Twilight Sparkle is going to help her friends become alicorns.How come you aren't helping your friends become alicorns?
>>14087205If only there were more dragons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4WK5b1Xp_Q
Does FS let nature take its course?
>>14087254You got sad once and got better.So therefore all humans are incapable of beinig depressed, because everybody is exactly like you and just needs to "be happy again."That is a generalization.And a completely idiotic one at that.
>>14087265spike stop fucking rarity's butt right now
>>14087254Anonymous, I'm afraid you're a sociopath.Now... tell me about your mother.
>>14087276Yes, she finds it fascinating
>>14087276she's too stupid to understand what is happening.
there are too many neurotypicals in this thread refusing to check their privileges
What if pony was sad?
>>14087282Is that some jealousy there, anon?
>>14087276Yes she finds nature so fascinating
>>14087286I don't see the negativity towards being a sociopath, and also I don't think I'm a sociopath.I know the things I do are bad I just do them because taking money from the government for an illness I don't have and terrorizing the potheads downstairs despite them not bothering me once is just me not wanting to work and being angry at a group of people.Also my mother's highly incompetent, I'm not smart either but she's dumber than me.
>>14087304>implying she's not slowly masturbating to it
>>14087311Then give her the D
>>14087305>not the color version
>>14087311How sad are we talking 'bout here?
>>14087324is it normal to find torture extremely arousing? Because I've been like that for a week.
>It was NBS all alongWhat a surprise
>>14087329Dead grandma sad
>>14087323No, you're definitely a sociopath.It's sad that such an awful excuse for a human being like yourself managed to find his way here.
What if pony sucked my dick?
>>14087338It's called a S&M fetish Anon.
>>14087339what?
>>14087329
>>14087328Oh, I didn't have that one yet, thanks Anon
>>14087323Anonymous, I'm afraid you're a Hitlerpath.Now... tell me about your mother.
>>14087348What do you mean what if?
/pol/ was right again!
>>14087338BDSM isn't normal per say, but it's not an uncommon fetish
>>14087339NBS smokes pot.I think this is a different cripple.
>>14087349Great! that puts my mind at ease. Anyone knows any good S&M masochist actress? Queensnake is pretty great.
what does this mean
>>14087340Ooh, that's sad.Take grandma's place and become sad pony's grandma.
>>14087361That never rules them out. Shitposters are just shitposters, they do it to make MLPG worse.
>>14087367It's the cyber police. Quick Anon, wipe your hard drive!
>>14087359it's per seit's latin for "in itself"
>>14087367HE'S UNLEASHED IT
Derpy is coming for youHow do you protect yourself?
>>14087390I invite her inside for tea and pastries.
>>14087380my grammatical comrade
>>14087390Hold out my arms.She won't be able to resist taking up an offer for a hug.It's her secret weakness.
>>14087367It means Garnett runs 413chan?Thanks Garnett!
>Friends Forever will be the same format as the Micro-series. Rotating creative team, done-in-one stories. You'll see some new Pony creators, like Alex and Carla, but also many returning people/creative teams.>Stories have been greenlit featuring all of the Mane 6, Luna, Celestia, Spike, and the Crusaders. And MORE! Expect to see important secondary characters like Zecora, Trixie, Discord and more! (because i'll get the question: no stories planned for what would be considered 'background ponies'. I remain skeptical of them holding an entire story, but hey— doesn't mean we CAN"T do it, if the right story comes)>Some stories will feature two of the mane 6, like #1, others will see one mane 6 with one supporting character, and others still will be JUST supporting characters. So there's pretty much endless potential. I'm excited, it will be a lot fun with lots of storytelling potential.I AM SO EXCITEDTWILIGHT AND ZECORATWILIGHT AND RARITYFLUTTERSHY AND AJTHIS WILL BE SO AWESOMEAlso thank god they aren't using bg ponies
>>14087419You're missing the big picture.Celestia and Luna
>>14087390I'd clean up my room and get something cooking. Maybe a potroast with potatoes and veggies. Ponies would like potatoes, right?
>>14087419>Also thank god they aren't using bg ponies>FLUTTERSHY AND AJ
>>14087419>TWILIGHT AND ZECORAFUCK YEAH>the restyeeeah, who gives a fuck,really.
>>14087390>Derpy is coming for youu-unf
>>14087439Man they are my least favorite main ponies but I really want to see them interact. That beaver part in Keep Calm was great. We need to see them interacting. I mean besides that scene and that 5 seconds in Dragonshy have they ever done something together?>>14087441Nigga I'll slap you
>>14087439>FLUTTERSHY AND AJI think you need to leave
>>14087429>caring for luna
>>14087355I already talked about my mother.>>14087374>>14087361I'm assuming you're referring to me as the anti-pot guy, I "shitpost" here to dump my frustration with potheads and other things here.When the show's airing you won't be hearing much from me.
>>14087464Come at me bro__
>>14087471It doesn't matter why you do it.Shitposting is shitposting.If you want to vent about your petty bullshit, update your tumblr.
pony should drink tea
>>14087467Celestia cares about Luna.Are you saying you're better than Celestia?
>>14087483~
>>14087507nothing can be better than perfection,not even perfection itself.
>>14085688D-DOUSHIO
>>14087505Earl grey?
>>14087501I don't have a tumblr and tumblr is full of potheads anyway.>>14087345I'm not an awful human being or a sociopath, I'm just different.
>>14087525Hot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcScS3FJd2s
>>14087521yeah but he asked about celestia
>>14087467>not caring for Luna
>>14087467I care for Luna, she is a lovely pone.
>>14087526>denialThe world would be a better place without you.
>>14087467But I like both of them
>>14087559That's a mean thing to say, I never caused anyone any actual trouble.
>>14087380thanksI tend to slip uo a lot like that
>>14087537yeah and I- PONY BUTTS.
>>14087531Flavour?
>>14087522
>>14087526Then use some other blog site! It doesn't fucking matter! Just don't drag your off-topic trash in here!
Luna COULD be an interesting character. But she never had enough minutes of screentime.
So since Rarity and Fluttershy are the next alicorns, who's going to be an alicorn after that?
>>14085878Christ, what an asshole.
>>14087596I think she's an interesting character.An episode and a half, plus at least one more in S4.
>>14087595Generals can go off-topic for a bit, it's not like the OP posted "I love drugs" or something to that effect, MLPG just need filter it
>>14087565All you do is sit on your ass all day long leeching money off the government because you're a lazy sack of shit and inconveniencing people on the internet for your own amusement.You're a complete waste of space. Your mother should have aborted you when she had the chance.
my pony forgot how to ponshe just lies there staring at the ground
>>14087643Rub her tail dock until she recharges.
>>14087616>1 episode>where she appeared for about 4 minutes total>on 60+ episodes, 20+ minutes eachGee, sure is a lot.
>>14087643Insert spiky conkers in pony's anus until she gets up.
>>14087643I think your pony may be letting herself die, anon.It could be time to put her down.
>>14087643Pone is too fat to get up.
>>14087656Wait what?Lune Eclipsed - 1 episodeSleepless In Ponyville - half an episodeAnd i- oooooohhhh.You're shitposting.Gotcha.
Luna is going to gobble your bottom.How do you prevent this?
>>14087638>AmusementI'm not doing it for amusement, I'm doing it dump my frustration somewhere.>All you do is sit on your ass all day long leeching money off the government because you're a lazy sack of shit I'm not good at anything, I try but ultimately I fail, sitting on MLPG and multiple threads on /vg/ while playing some vidya is better>waste of spaceNow hold on a minute, I'm a consumer so I'm certainly not a waste of space.>Your mother should have aborted you when she had the chance.My mother is against abortion
>>14087536ha i forgot I uploaded that
>>14087643Here, we can use my pony to give her a jump.
>>14087650LEWD
>>14087692>sleepless in ponyvilleman, I forgot about that.
>>14087643Not to suggest the obvious, but have you tried turning her on?
>>14087712I don't think that's safeYou shouldn't touch pink to pinkWe need a ground pony.
>>14087691That's hot.
Aww, Twilight is so cute! :3
>>14087716would you explore pony's various bits and parts to see how they make pony feel and let pony do the same to you
>>14087706>I'm a consumerWith other peoples money.You are a waste of space.
>>14087716>public orgasmsUNF
>>14087723It worked but she's going into cardiac arrest
>>14087725TOO LATETOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
>>14087731:D
>>14087733>and let pony do the same to youI'd be too busy making pone a blubbering mess.
>>14087741Use the defibuponer before it's too late!
>>14087733Especially if it's a pegasus and they used their wings
>>14087741It's okay, we have the nurse on staff.Stupid sexy nurse.
>>14087755XD
>>14087741That seems to be the normal boot sequence for pony. Is it making any squeaking noises?
>>14087774Contrary to you, I'm not a worthless piece of shit that just leeches on everyone else, so no, I wouldn't.
>>14087773:P
So, why did you like my little pony in the first place?Hard mode: not "beacuse they're hot"
>>14087706>I'm not good at anythingDon't make excuses. You just don't want to try.You do nothing useful. Absolutely nothing. You're just a slothful money-sink who relies entirely on other people to survive and cares only for himself.You and other people like you are a blight on humanity. If you died tomorrow we would all be better off.
>>14087774Who was that guy called? Microwave?
>>14087773>Humans>Killing off Twilight's familyWhat is the point of this comic?
>>14087800Because they're cute.gotcha
>>14087774>>14087791I love watching poor people fight over crumbs
>>14087800Because they're sexy.
>>14087731>>14087755>>14087773>>14087796What the fucking hell is this shit
>>14087782nopeshe's dead
>>14087800Because the ponies were well voiced.That's what caught me off guard, then I started liking pony for pony.
>>14087800Because it was cute. I have yet to find anything physical about the in-show ponies to be hot.
>>14087766I still think that was one of the most retarded thigns to add. It makes earth ponies so goddamn useless compared to unicorns and pegasissies.
>>14087800It wasn't complete shit despite being a cartoon about Ponies, so I decided to keep watching it.Now it's been three years and I'm still here.
>>14087819
Don't forget that most men with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor.
>>14087807>You're just a slothful money-sink who relies entirely on other people to survive and cares only for himself.I'll just be contempt with the knowledge that the US government will crash within the next one or two decades anyway and that assholes like Anon will be left on the street to starve.
>>14087800>not seing yourself in twilight sparkle>not wanting to fuck twilight sparkle>not wanting to fall in love with a big nerdy girl
>>14087823Rewind the pony until it becomes alive again, then find out what went wrong.
>>14087844>U.S.>Crashing
>>14087807I did tryand fail.I'm justify to keep this money
>>14087823
>>14087857>not seing yourself in twilight sparkle>not wanting to fuck twilight sparkleso you wanna go fuck yourself?
>>14087867I won't discuss this here, this isn't /pol/
>>14087877I could definitely see myself in Twilight Sparkle if you know what I mean.
MLPG: Shitposter's circlejerk edition
>>14087889>edition
Pony want's you to join their GTA V crew.
>>14087878Thanks, Anon.Regardless of your opinion, at least you can respect pone.
>>14087869You gave up.You're weak and pathetic, and the world owes you nothing. Especially not free money.
>microsoft will stop automatic updates for xp soon, to force everyone to switch to 7 or 8 How much until they stop automatic updates for windows 7? WAKE UP SHEEPLE
pony snorted on your dick
>>14087912*zips dick up*
>>14087889Mlpg, a thread should be.
>>14087908Pony still uses Windows 3.1
>>14087907>Weak and patheticDon't forget stupid.So that means I don't have to work, because I'm weak and pathetic and stupid.
S1 == S2 >>>>>>>> S4 >>>>>>>>> S3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EQG
oh baby oh baby oh baby
>>14087908support for 7 ends in 2020
>>14087933S2>S1>=S3
being poor sucks
>>14087925That's often
>>14087942Luckily windows 9 will be good, if the edition algorithm "shit,good,shit,good" still counts.
>>14087932If you won't work, you might as well die.
>>14087957Just get autismbux if you're poor, usually it's enough for one person and you don't have to pay taxes.
>>14087933>S4YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PnqdWotRyA
>>14087975Because work is life, right? It's good to know the American corporations have a nice control on you.I'm living to live, and my life is video games,ponies,tv shows and anime
>tfw MLPG
>>14087978no autismbux in my country nomy country isn't first world enough for that
>>14087987Holy shit that Big Mac cosplayer interviewmy sides
>>14088010>tfw no autismbux in your country toomy fellow poorfag
Yes, please. Lets all talk about how much of sad sack this guy is, forget the ponies>>14087999>>14087978samefag
>>14087878You're a good man, anon. Have some cute.
>>14088017he's probably retarded,anon. you shouldn't laugh.I laughed my ass off.
>>14087999All of which are available to you thanks to money you didn't earn.Bottom-feeders like you should die in the streets.
>>14087942>>14087968just use steamos
/nonymousMisfits if you're bored
>>14088025I don't understand how calling samefag, disproves anything, I'm not even agreeing with any of statements by replying to myself.>>14088045I can't work, I'm incompetent, weak and antisocial and thanks to MLPG's bashing I feel more justified.
>>14088049>using steam OS>using a ubuntu-based OS that is only made for videogamesThat's stupid. You're stupid.
Rarity's reaction in Sisterhooves Social was still perfectly reasonable. She was busy and her parents just dumped her little sister on her with no warning and she kept setting her back and ruining her expensive stuff. I think that getting somewhat annoyed was to be expected. Deciding that she wasn't her big sister anymore and trying to replace her with Applejack was uncalled for. Sweetie Belle should have learned about asking for permission before taking someone else's possessions. Or about giving others their space. Instead, she ruins one of Rarity's expensive pieces of cloth in a later episode and of course Rarity doesn't scold her because trying to discipline your younger siblings makes you a monster and causes you to end up covered in mud.
>>14088079Posted in the wrong thread mate?
http://asksmartybelle.tumblr.com/
>>14088079>Raritystopped reading there.
>save images in the same folder>can't find the picture I want whenever I need to cumI've got a ton of pics of ponies sucking cock, need to organize everythinghttp://i.imgur.com/t34piNR.jpg
>>14088060There's no justifying your laziness.It's not that you can't, it's that you WON'T.And that's what makes you such a disgusting person.
>>14087999That's really depressing that you've been isolated for so long that cognitive dissonance has kicked in and you've convinced yourself that hiding away from the real world and self-medicating with fantasy is better than living a healthy, balanced lifestyle.
Pony just wants to love you, why do you keep pushing her away?
>>14088092>djpon will never rub her snout on your dick
>>14088113Fine, pony. You're let in. I am not resisting. Let me have it.
>>14088110Not him, but some people require less social interactions than others.I haven't actually read the rest of the thread though.
>>14088123Pony touches you on the butt, giggles, then runs off.
nani desu ka?
Pony wants to know if you cuddle on the first date.
does anyone have more bronycon spaghetti videos? I'm horrified but I can't stop watching.
>>14088135That was a cruel trick, pony.I smiled.
>>14088116http://i.imgur.com/xNbVoJT.pngponies are cute when they look up at you like that
>>14088140Eeeeh?
>>14088098I did try and I failed, I dropped out of HS because the classes were to hard and I am too stupid.I know exactly how stupid I am, so it'd make more sense just to leach off the government.
>>14088152>slugboxABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
pony wants to fuck your butt
>>14088166
If your pony was the size of a house would you want to live inside of her?
>>14088162Not every job requires an education.There's no justifying leeching off the government. So long as you have four working limbs you should be required to throw your own weight around if you want to avoid starving to death.
>>14088178Select your gun and then, select your horse.
Pony posits this playful proposition to you.How will you proceed?
>>14088198Look at the madness your careless hands have wrought.
>>14088169okay
>tfw no fasthorse penile tongue lashinghttps://derpicdn.net/img/2013/10/13/447678/large.png
>>14088201There is no such bicycle! It cannot exist.
seriously where are the bronycon vids
>>14088152http://i.imgur.com/9idn6tJ.pngThey really are.
best alicorn wife, all other opinions are objectively wronghttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/13/448194__solo_explicit_blushing_solo+female_cum_edit_princess+cadance_artist-colon-xcopyen002.png
>>14088189The jobs that don't require an education usually pays like this and on top of that most likely physically strenuous.I'm useless but I'm still a consumer and a person who likes living, so government checks is a lot better than working.Why would you hire a useless and stupid person?
>>14088216It's a metaphor you proletarian.
>>14088231How is that it's always so arousing,god
>>14088248what the heck pinkie don't swear
>>14088248
>>14088231They're so innocent looking.
>>14088252
>>14088253tess plspls
>>14088247>I'm still a consumerI'm actually not sure how this works in your head. The government takes money away from other people (who would have spend it otherwise) to make sure your useless ass doesn't starve and that somehow makes the spent money worth more than if the person who earned it would have spend it?
>>14088252FUCK YOU
>>14088253Sup' Tess
>>14088266If you date a hairless ape, it's your butt he's going to rape.
>>14088270>>14088279>implying TessI wish he'd come back, too...
>>14088253Is it a metaphor for WHERG WHERG WHERG?
>>14088273People aren't always buying the same thing, I'm not saying the money I spend is worth more, I'm stating that I am a consumer and therefore have value
>>14088273It's an investment. He's still using the money and making the economy work.
>>14088231I want her to stick that petite little tongue in my dickhole and then lap up my seed as it oozes out
>>14088300>That pic>Not even a ponyDisgusting.
HAPPY BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTHcan pinkie be breast cancer awareness horse?
What if the Land Before Time with ponies
>>14088299Not really, you're basically lowering the quality of life for everyone the smallest amount. That's your choice and right and all, but you can't really justify it.
>>14088310You're free to draw one yourselfI couldn't find a pony version and I don't have a tablet to edit or redraw it.
>>14088317Pinkie please you don't even have breasts>tfw MT is ded and hats us
>>14088301http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/7/12/41596__explicit_nudity_penis_cum_cheerilee_licking_oral_facial_artist-colon-skoon.pngI'd rather she nibble on my frenulum.
>>14088247You are the biggest fucking moron I have ever encountered.NH4NO3, NBS and sentenal are all preferable to you.The fact that hardworking citizens have to give up money in order to keep your useless ass alive makes me sick.
>>14088331But MT is active and likes MLPG.
>>14088300>He's still using the money and making the economy work.This, we're effectively post-scarcity on everything that autists consume.It's just that the financial economy needs people to throw money around in it, or it stops working.If you really think that society needs another autist working another meaningless job, I have some unfortunate news for you.
>>14088351The fuck are you talking about autism?
>>14088249Is it the soft, plush-looking cheeks?
>>14088351He's not autistic. He stated pretty clearly that he lied to get disability checks because he doesn't feel like working.
Show me ponies waving that I haven't seen before
>>14088349if that was true,she'd be here.
>>14088393Even I'm not here 24/7 anon, how can you expect her to be?
>>14088380If they got fooled by simple lies, then they weren't very competent and used shitty tests.
>>14088377that and the way he's looking at himand the blushand the snoutand the fact he's got a mouthful of dick.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/8289a2bc232923660679e6e3aaad0cff/tumblr_muvy3quz791r5wduoo1_1280.pngnot a boy this time
>>14088403stop trying to make me feel better,dead, she hates us!She hates us and will never get back here ever again!
>>14088404So he really is disabled, they just let him think they're giving him checks because of lying because they don't want to hurt his feelings.
>>14088404Or they just lowered the requirements. The US added 6 million people to the leeches-list in the last three years if I remember correctly.
>>14088440That's uhMaybe?
>>14088404>simple liesI don't think you understand how difficult it is to fool those people, I had to practice at least a week before the therapist showed up.>>14088345We're entering a post-scarcity age, no need to have hate for me living in the future
If you drop a pony will it always land on its feet?
>>14088423what?
>>14088469>satyrsOH SHIT IT'S SHITPOSTING TIMENORTHERN SERGAL
>>14088412It's also nice to imagine all the suckling and slurping that you'd hear.But I'm a sucker for erotic sounds like that, so maybe that's just me.
I love how he went from "Haha, I totally lied to them to get my autismbux so I can watch anime the whole day!" to >n-no, it's totally okay, we are post scarcity and I'm actually really close to being legitimately disabled anyway when he realized that no one would applaud him for being a drain on society.
>>14088452>feet
>>14088332I used to hold my playstation controller right on that spot and do the rumble test
>>14086602anon what is itthis pony what is wrong
>>14088486
>>14088450>being a useless piece of shit>"living in the future"Fucking kill yourself.
>>14088412>heConfirmed for female on his tumblr, he forgot to draw the lashes
>>14088480>But I'm a sucker
>>14088484watching the show and so on etc
>>14088476nobad anon
>>14088503That's even better!
>>14088445I'm talking about diagnostics and things, you don't "lower the requirements" out of nothing and disregarding current research and stuff.On the other hand, one could forge papers when asking for the bux, I guess.>>14088481It's a very shitty move to abuse the system by pretending to be disabled. There are people who really benefit from such help.
>>14088469>those wide hips>those thick thighsIt should be against the law for satyrs to be this sexy.
>>14088476It shouldn't ever be shitposting time
>>14088510don't be sillyillyillyilyyillyilly
>>14088524>you don't "lower the requirements" out of nothing and disregarding current research and stuff.I don't know man, politicians come up with the weirdest shit to appeal to their voter base.
>>14088529I can't unsee the old lady face on Bonbon's nose.And now neither can you.
>>14088506That actually wasn't intended.But I'm glad it got a laugh out of you.
>>14088533I'm Twilight Sparkle!
>>14088524>There are people who really benefit from such help.But if I didn't have autismbux I would be poor and I wouldn't have my parts for my new computer coming soon.Why are you against my happiness?
>>14088529>>14088512southern sergal?
>>14088469Oh, no, don't be late for school!
>>14088528porfis
>>14088543I'm not seeing it
>>14088564don't worryyou parents are just arguing about which one loves you more
>>14088547and you're in charge of... costumes?
>>14088462http://25.media.tumblr.com/de7ebf3777a411be9ba594803462967a/tumblr_muvy3quz791r5wduoo2_1280.png
>>14088564Okay okay, to be fair, I'd wait until she's all grown up.And she has a nice chest to go with that awesome lower-half.
>>14088568
>>14088574The neighbour is arguing with his wife whether they can change neighbourhood,too.
>>14088584I still don't follow, it's some kind of pokemon?
>>14088423>>14088584but why is it split in half?
>>14088528Being able to play with her tits while getting your cock milked by that winking marevag would be perfect.
>>14088615I don't know.Say, which half would you choose?
>>14088593I wish there was more art of grown up Hope
>people unironically sporting lush neckbeardsWhy?
>people unironically posting OC satyrsWhy?
>>14088646Because I like my neckbeard and I don't care if it's not fashionable
>>14088665Do you care if it's ugly?
>>14088665I don't care if it's unfashionable, it just looks very, very stupid.
>people not posting Rainbow DashWhy?
>>14088665>>>/euphoriafedoria/
>that satisfying faint bursting noise when you pop a huge zit
>>14088646There are people who wear cargo shorts, jorts, and fedoras unironically
>>14088683Euphedora.Or better yet, euphedorautism.
>>14088615Probably a tumblr gimmick. You have to reblog both pictures.
>>14088680xieril is beb
>>14088704xieril doesn't own Rainbow Dash
>>14087245I like you
>>14088688Cargo shorts are practical and fine to wear during the summer
>>14088688>not wearing cargo shorts(fits)it's like you want to be overencumbered when carrying your makeshift crowbar#cataclysm
>>14088486I loved masturbating with the ps2 controller. Felt good as fuck.
>>14088713Depends on the color. If it's tan, gray, camo, black, or white you have a problem.
>>14088709>attractive looking contributor vs. anonymousI'm rooting for xierilplus Rainbow Dash is shit so the faster someone takes her away the better
>>14088709Uh? Yes he do.
>>14088729>but orange or purple cargo shorts are fineok bromy two pairs of cargos are gray and khaki
>>14088729what colour is good then, pink?yellow? Red?I mean those were good colours,anon.
>>14088683>Not caring about what people think is being a euphoric neckbeardPlease go back to /v/ or /fa/ or whatever shitty board you sprang from
>>14088737>>14088748But I could support Dash emotionally and financially
>>14088621...u-unf...>>14088635me too
>>14088779IT'S THE SCRUNCHIEST
>>14088779now grown up naked Hope pls
how do I get MLPG to ship me with a pony?
ANON WON'T LET YOU DATE HIS SATYR DAUGHTERSHE'S ALREADY BETROTHED TO A NICE STALLION SHE LOVES
>>14088765Pink can work, not so much yellow. Red is a great color, as is a light blue.>>14088756Orange can work, not sure about purple. The idea is to get a good spring/summer feeling out of them. If you do really bland colors you just come off looking like a middle aged man.
>>14088813you sir, are completely retarded.
>>14088810draw yourself wellthen draw yourself next to a cute ponyoptionally make yourself a pony if you aren't one already
>>14088810I SHIP YOU WITH BACKGROUND PONY #102
>>14088820And you don't know anything about fashion.
>>14088729>tanthat's like the ionly color they sell them in
>>14088820>What does that make me?
>>14088810Draw a lotPost with your namePost a certain pony with your name often
>>14088801I wish.God how I wish...
>>14088840bestpone
What have you done to fight the White Genocide, MLPG?
>>14088635>>14088801what kind of name is hope
>>14088778>implying Rainbow Dash needs someone to support her financiallyNigga she be swimming in dat weathercrew money
>>14088852by in heriting the glorious white skin of my mother rather than the colored skin of my father
>>14088833>wearing red pantsya no.
>>14088852I married a zebra.
>>14088863I bet she'd just melt away in my hot tubWhat's xieril gonna do, draw her butt?
>>14088839Tell me why it doesn't work anon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMqwP4NgbRY
>>14088877>implying Rainbow Dash is a gold digger like Rarity>implying you have a hot tub
>>14088904All the ponies are filthy gold diggers
>>14088914especially your favourite pony.
why are gypsies so hated?
>>14088895it works just fine if you have a matching outfit and not wearing a fedora
>>14088901>RagùDisgusting. Do your own pasta sauce for fuck's sake!
>>14088926becuse they don't fucking stop singing.NEXT
>>14088904We'll see who's laughing when the ponies come to earth and we must compete for their affection.
>>14088895Meant for >>14088871>>14088839kohls has a great selection for colored cargo shorts.
>>14088929what if I just wear a pair of jeans and a tshirt?
>>14088926According to the Great Chain of Being, they're just above animals, and just below thieves, pirates and actors.
>>14088939You mean xieril?
Pony doesn't do drugs
>>14088926>why are gypsies so hated?they're scum. no really, they're bad peopleThe kind of people who will have one them talking to you while another picks your pocket
>>14088949because they're red.Red.Bright red. Mutated poppy flower red.Red.
>>14088854names after concepts aren't that uncommon
>>14088969A bit like drawfags, then?
>>14088955>a pair of jeans and a tshirtpig disgusting>not slacks and button up shirts
>>14088969>40 years ago>Gypsy comes to my grandmothers house while she's pregnant>Grandmother is poor and irish, can't give out money to gypsy>Gypsy places a curse on grandmothers childAnd 2 generations later here I am.
>>14088984>jeans and shirt>disgustingI GIVE UP ABOUT FASHION, IT'S STUPID.
>>14088984>slacksGet off the computer, Grandpa!
>>14088982should have just said jews anonHow are drawfags like that at all?
>>14088926They'll rob you as soon as look at you.
>>14088993>irishcouldn't get any worse than that
>>14088974at least it's not names after countries
>>14088973There are different shades of red anon. You would want to go for a nice deep red.Bright red would be an awful choice.
>>14088964okay we can share dash
>>14089002Scotts, don't get me started on the fuckin' scotts.
>>14089002why are the Irish hated? I never got this
>>14088854>What kind of name is Hope?
>>14089014>There are different shades of red anonabout...50? 50 shades of red?
>>14089017scots are fine, friendly enough and can drink anyone under the tablefuck the northern irish though, the southern ones are the friendliest people you'll ever meet on the other hand>>14089021have you ever been to northern ireland?
>>14088854the pretentious kind
>>14088984>dark denim semi-tight jeans>black jordan airs>black v-neck shirt>thick rimmed glasses>not going full ninjagoth mode
>>14089021They were the mexicans of america 100 years ago, because of a famine caused by homogeneous farming techniques.
>>14089004you got something against europa, bitch?
>>14089037Northern ireland is like America's deep south, noone really acknowledges them as people.
There's some qt satyrs.
FACT Fluttershy dropped the screw in the tuna
>>14089069IS SHE A GHOST?
>>14089086>High five
>>14089069>snowdropNoCute but no
>>14089098Five limbs touching.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRvZvBCRyI
>>14089101Satyr version is adorable.
>>14088877>>14088904>>14088939>>14088964>>14089015
>>14089107Ok you got me there
>>14089101No?
>>14089069Quit drawing right now.
>>14089125No.
>>14089123Dude! Dude, let's share waifus!
>>14089117IT REALLY GOES WITH EVERYTHING
http://24.media.tumblr.com/8222019a19c35275f002a0c33cff8696/tumblr_muvzjm7pSq1ri9eoto1_1280.png
>>14089139what
>>14089119I wanna read that little cutie a bedtime story and then tape her to the wall when she's uppity.
>>14089184I SWEAR TO GIMINI YOU'RE ASKING FOR THE SERGALS NOW
